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The following programme
contains sexual references
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and a very strong language
from the outset and throughout.
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(LOUD PUMPING MUSIC)
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(INDISTINCT VOICES)
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Holy shit!
M, are you all right?
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She hit me. Outta nowhere.
Just came outta nowhere.
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Let's move.
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MAN: Hey, you! Hey!
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Let's move!
Hey, get back here!
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Hey, where you going?
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♪ BLONDIE: Call Me
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(POLICE SIREN)
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Come on, M!
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♪ Colour me your colour baby
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Come on!
Colour me your car
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♪ Colour me your colour darling
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♪ I know who you are
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(HORN HONKS)
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♪ Come up off your colour chart
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♪ I know where you're coming from
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♪ Call me!
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♪ On the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
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♪ Call me...
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PA: 'All the L-Line trains
are running slow...'
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♪ ..call me any day or night
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♪ Call me... ♪
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Am I bleeding?
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-Motherfucker!
-Hey, you're OK.
Just got a little rattled.
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She came outta nowhere.
I didn't see.
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I went to get drinks
and you were fighting like cats.
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How tall was she?
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Five foot? Which she even five foot?
Barely.
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I got jumped by a frickin' pixie
frickin' devil elf - great (!)
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You gave as good as you got.
Did you see her frickin' nails?
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Nearly tore my eyes out.
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Holy shit!
(CHUCKLES) Like a pair of cats.
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Squawking over a can of tuna
in the trash.
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(CHUCKLES)
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And what were you in this scenario?
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The tuna or the trash.
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PA: 'Stand clear, please.'
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(HUSHED VOICES)
That's "Basqui-ay".
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MAN:
No, it's "Basqui-ah", "Basqui-ah".
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No, it's "Basqui-ay".
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No, it's French, "Basqui-ah".
Yeah, "Basqui-ay".
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Holy fuck, it is him. Yeah.
It is, right?
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Oh, my God!
All right, be cool.
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Ask him if it's him.
Hey.
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Are you him?
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You are him, aren't you?
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Look, man, we're big fans.
Like, big fans...
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Hey!
Hey!
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We love you!
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She's just trying to say
-she loves you!
-Hey!
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Screw you!
Think you're better than us!
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What a jerk!
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You can't be serious.
What?
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You suck at being famous, man.
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What do you know about being famous?
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I know I wouldn't have behaved
like that, that's for sure.
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It turns you on, doesn't it?
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Two chicks fighting over you.
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I feel bad, man, you know.
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I'm a peaceful motherfucker, truly.
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I nearly lost an eye.
You gotta make it up to me.
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Come on, man,
you got some arms on you.
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How you gonna make it up to me?
I'm serious.
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What do you want?
You want me to take you away?
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Hawaii, Jamaica,
palm trees and mangoes,
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sun your nipples.
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Just say, I'll take you.
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I'd rather eat that tramp's ass
than go away with you.
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Look, so I won't come.
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Take your girlfriend, a boyfriend.
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You deserve it.
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Working the bar like that.
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You need a day off.
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A week off.
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Here.
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Put your money away.
Go on.
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It's the least I can do.
You think you're so fucking rich.
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I am rich, I can't help it.
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You think you're the rich one?
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I'm the rich one.
They tip you well behind that bar?
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No, smartass,
I'm saying I will be the rich one.
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I'm gonna make more money than you
could possibly dream, motherfucker.
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I'm gonna make more dough
than you and that jerk Warhol.
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You're just pissed
he gave you his coat
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thinking you were
the cloakroom girl.
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Yeah, damn straight I'm pissed.
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He treats you like Picasso.
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He treats me like...
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I don't even know what.
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All I know is
that I'm gonna be so rich
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that I'm gonna buy
his bullshit paintings
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and hang them above my john
so I can wipe my ass with them,
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motherfucker. (CHUCKLES)
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You're funny. That's funny.
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I'm more artistic
than any of those schmucks.
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I'm a double threat -
dancing and singing.
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Actually, make that a triple threat.
I'm gonna act, too.
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I'm gonna be in the movies.
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And save all the babies
in Africa (!)
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As many as I can.
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I don't doubt it, baby.
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I don't doubt it one bit.
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I sure could do with a sub.
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Just ten bucks.
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You know?
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Yeah? (CHUCKLES)
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PA: 'Next stop Sixth Avenue.'
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You going to Philadelphia
any time soon?
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What?
Don't.
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You going to Philadelphia
any time soon?
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Uh, I don't know, sir.
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I need to get a message to Mary.
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I... I need...
I need to get a message...
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I need to get a message...
I need to get a message to...
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to...
Mary?
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You know Mary?
Geez, really?
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You know Mary in Philadelphia?
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No, I don't know her, sir.
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But if I see her,
I'll pass a message along.
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Tell her I left it in the plant pot.
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The plant died. I-I-I don't know
what happened to the pot, sir,
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but will you tell her that for me,
please?
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I'll tell her that, brother.
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Hey, that's nice.
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Do you play often?
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Every day.
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(INHALES)
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You gotta play the colour.
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In a world of
black and white keys...
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..you gotta play the colour.
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I like that. That's uh...
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I like that.
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PA: 'Ladies and gentlemen,
Sixth Avenue.'
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You know, if you...
If you treat me like a jerk,
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then of course,
I'm going to behave like a jerk!
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So...so don't you go
treating me like a jerk!
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Jerk! (CHUCKLES)
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You shouldn't be hollering
in here...
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I'm not hollering.
If I wanna holler, I will holler.
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You know, I'm sick and tired
of those bastards
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trying to keep me down.
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25 years I've worked
for those bastards -
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25 years -
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and what do I have at the end of it?
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He's got a bad attitude.
He drinks too much.
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PA: 'Due to a technical fault,
L-Line trains are running slow...'
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A girl?
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And a guy.
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You schtooking her? Hm?
Who are you?
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Hm? What's going on?
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Hm?
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Something's going on. Hm?
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Something.
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Mm. I know that.
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Sit down.
You got no business with those two.
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What do you know about me?
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Hey man,
why don't you look at yourself?
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You're that dumb man
with the piano hands!
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If that was a real piano,
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I'd smash the lid down on your
stupid fingers till they bled!
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Don't touch my piano.
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Don't disrespect
what you don't understand.
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Let's bust.
Play me a song, come on!
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(BURPS) 25 years I gave them!
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And what do I get?
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You got a bad attitude.
You got a bad...bad attitude.
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Where they going?
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Nothing worse than two crazies
on the subway, right? (CHUCKLES)
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Although, they could say
the same about us.
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Do you ever wonder if you're insane,
Jean-Michel?
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You did some crazy shit
at that museum.
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Sprinkling water around
all those old paintings.
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Some voodoo shit.
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I'd piss on them if I could.
(LAUGHS)
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I'm deadly serious.
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What made you so good with them?
With who?
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Them crazies,
you were good with them back there.
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My momma.
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(CHUCKLES)
She'd sit for hours and...
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..try to imitate the whistling
of the birds.
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When she got rid of everything
in the house that could break...
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..then she went into an institution.
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I'm sorry, man.
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You don't have to feel sorry, baby.
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Hold my hand.
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PA: 'Next stop.
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Please remember to take
your belongings with you.'
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'Ladies and gentlemen,
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we're delayed because
of an investigation.
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Thanks for your patience.
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And to the asshole
who set fire to my door,
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get off my damn train, please.'
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Hey, sir?
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Do you have a problem with something?
Don't.
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I'm not gonna take his bullshit.
Why bait it, though?
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I'm not baiting.
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Hey, sir?
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Sir?
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Are you wondering
if I like black cock?
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Is that what you're thinking about?
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Well, the answer's yes.
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I like black cock,
and I don't care who knows.
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That OK with you, sir?
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I like it for breakfast.
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I like it for lunch.
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I like it for dinner,
and if I have the energy,
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I bake black cock
for dessert as well.
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That's baiting.
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Uh, technically,
she's not really a breakfast person.
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You should be ashamed.
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PA: 'NTA would like to apologise
for the delay in service...'
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'Next stop, Union Square.'
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Well, this is me.
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You don't live here.
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I'll walk the rest.
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But it's like 15 blocks
to your apartment.
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I like the exercise.
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Bullshit.
I do.
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Are you seeing another girl?
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Is there another dwarf out there,
Sleepy, Grumpy...?
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-No.
-Is it Dopey in there
ironing your sheets or some shit?
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No um... I swear.
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Then why would you get out
and walk 15 blocks?
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Fresh air?
There's no fresh air in Manhattan.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You're using.
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You're picking up.
No, I swear, I'm not.
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I told you I'm not into
that drug scene. I told you.
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I ain't using.
You been blue for days.
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Itchy, too. You need your fix.
And I'm sick of this bullshit.
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I don't want no trouble
from the cops, M.
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All right? I... I ain't using.
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I swear.
From the cops?
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Seriously?
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You're gonna get out
and walk 15 blocks
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to avoid the cops
at First Avenue Station?
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Yeah.
Gimme a break.
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They killed my friend, M.
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They beat him up and killed him.
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They beat him so bad,
he was in a coma for 13 days.
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PA: 'Union Square.'
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Stay on the train, baby.
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Stay on the train.
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I can't.
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(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)
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'Please stand back from the platform
as the next train is approaching.'
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(TRAIN RATTLING)
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PA: 'Next stop Third Avenue.'
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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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Are you her?
Are you really her?
256
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You jerk! I thought you left me.
257
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I wouldn't leave you, baby girl.
258
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,840
You're gonna rule the world.
I'm on your team.
259
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,920
I was driving myself crazy.
260
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,720
You were thinking about me.
261
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,240
That's kinda nice.
262
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,400
You know what I was? Like a fool.
263
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,120
What were you thinking about?
264
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,400
How you leave such enormous tips.
265
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,160
It's like...
266
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,600
punching someone.
267
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,680
And how your sex is...
268
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..monochrome.
269
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,000
I'm not Technicolor?
No, monogram.
270
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,080
You don't like the pretty girls.
You get your kicks outta smarts.
271
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,320
And pain.
You get hard for inner pain.
272
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,640
I'm a fan of the old pain.
273
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,160
You got me there.
274
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,560
(MAN PLAYS GUITAR
AND SINGS IN ITALIAN)
275
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,400
You know this?
276
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,880
It's an old Italian tune.
Tell me.
277
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:44,560
"Nonna, how the angels sing you
to sleep when you're little
278
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so that when you're older
you can get to sleep alone."
279
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,840
(MADONNA SINGS ALONG IN ITALIAN)
280
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,880
Grazie.
281
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,920
There you go, sir.
282
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,160
What the hell are you doing
behind that bar?
283
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,600
I will be out of there soon.
How?
284
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,200
Well, I sent my demo to some execs,
285
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,360
and I'm just waiting
for them to listen.
286
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,440
(SNICKERS)
287
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,720
What? What?
288
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,400
Quit laughing, asshole.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
289
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,560
I made a demo,
and goddammit it's good,
290
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,840
it's real good.
291
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,560
I got the slickest beats in town.
(LAUGHS)
292
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,360
You've got the slickest...
293
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,800
They're gonna be knocking at my door.
Just you watch.
294
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,000
What makes you think
they're even gonna listen?
295
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,320
They'll listen.
Why wouldn't they listen?
296
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,680
PA:
'Make yourselves comfortable, folks.
297
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,720
We're being held at a signal here
for a few minutes.'
298
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,160
Why wouldn't they listen?
People don't listen.
299
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,040
People don't look. People are fed.
300
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,560
You gotta feed them your art.
301
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,640
I don't need lessons from you.
302
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,360
I'm good. I got this.
You're good?
303
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,520
Pouring drinks and getting
into catfights with girls in bars.
304
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,240
OK? (CHUCKLES)
305
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,080
Seymour Stein has my demo,
306
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,440
and he's gonna listen to it
next week.
307
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,920
My friend works in his building.
Your friend is talking shit.
308
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,040
Fine. I'll give it to him myself.
I don't care.
309
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,560
You won't.
I will.
310
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,240
I'll march into his building
and give it to him personally.
311
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,360
You're gonna hand him the tape
and walk away,
312
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,000
just let him stick it
in the trash.
313
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,200
No, I'll go in there
and introduce myself.
314
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,240
Ah, rant at him like
one of them crazies,
315
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,920
give him one of your lectures?
316
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,480
No, I'll go in there
and introduce myself
317
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,360
and give him the tape next week.
318
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,480
Next week?
319
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,320
But baby, he might find
a new girl by then.
320
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,400
You know, another Debbie Harry.
321
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,840
There's a lot of them about.
322
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,800
He's not at work until next week,
smartass.
323
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,080
He's in surgery, heart surgery.
324
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,480
My friend told me.
325
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,320
So what hospital he at?
326
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,880
You really wanna be the biggest star
the world has ever seen?
327
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,320
Yes.
328
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,160
Gotta go there, baby.
329
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,480
Gotta feed the beast.
330
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,840
Just turn up?
331
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,920
Simple as.
332
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,040
Introduce myself?
Yeah, say, "I'm Madonna,
333
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,640
and I'm here to take over
the motherfucking world."
334
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,280
And then what.
335
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,360
And then you sing him a song,
dance him a dance.
336
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,400
You know, shake your ass.
337
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,320
I need my backing music,
I need my beats.
338
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,600
That's a technicality.
339
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,200
No, I do, I really do.
340
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,440
It's my sound and...
I gotta protect my sound.
341
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,600
But you got your backing tape
on you?
342
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,080
Always.
So play it for him.
343
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,800
On what?
344
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,200
Do I have to do
all the thinking here?
345
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,920
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
346
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,640
(BABY GURGLES)
347
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,760
Don't look so nervous.
348
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,680
I'm not nervous.
You got this, girl.
349
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,200
I know I have.
You got this.
350
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,680
I know.
351
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,280
PA: 'Next stop, First Avenue.'
352
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,960
Well, here I am, baby.
353
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,480
My stop.
Oh.
354
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,600
Yeah, OK.
355
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,360
I'm gonna walk home like a big boy.
356
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,000
Don't let them scare you.
357
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,360
Will you let me know how it goes?
Oh, you'll find out soon enough.
358
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,720
I'm sure I will.
359
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,800
It was quite a night.
360
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,680
It sure was.
Mm.
361
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,480
Gonna make my exit now.
362
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,240
Better make it good.
363
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,560
(CHUCKLES) That's a lot of pressure.
364
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,560
Don't crumble now.
(DOOR DINGS)
365
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,240
You gotta play the colour
366
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,560
in a world of black and white keys.
367
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,160
You gotta play the colour.
368
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,160
(CHUCKLES)
369
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,120
♪ KIM WILDE: Kids In America
370
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,320
♪ Looking out a dirty old window
371
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:56,040
♪ Down below
The cars in the city go rushing by
372
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:02,240
♪ I sit here alone
And I wonder why
373
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,320
♪ Friday night and everyone's moving
374
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,000
♪ I can feel the heat
But it's soothing
375
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,520
♪ Heading down
376
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,360
♪ I search for the beat
In this dirty town
377
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,040
♪ Downtown the young ones are...
378
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,280
Can I help you?
379
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:22,200
♪ Downtown the young ones are growing
380
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:28,240
♪ We're the kids in America whoa-oh
381
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,840
♪ Everybody
Live for the music-go-round ♪
382
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,960
I'm here to see Seymour Stein.
383
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,520
Is he expecting you?
384
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,320
His whole life.
385
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,680
He is experiencing intensive care
386
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,800
following a massive
myocardial infarction.
387
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,320
Then he'll need some entertaining.
388
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,120
Excuse me.
389
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,920
Er, yeah. I have it right here.
390
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,440
Um, his BP is 80.
391
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,080
80/60.
392
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,160
Um, his heart rate is 110.
393
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,360
His rest is 24.
394
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,680
Yes, get a pen.
What am I, playing the lotto?
395
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,680
♪ We're the kids in America whoa-oh
Miss? Hey, miss!
396
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,600
♪ We're the kids in America whoa-oh
397
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,000
♪ Everybody
Live for the music-go-round
398
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,480
♪ Bright lights
The music gets faster
399
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,360
♪ Look boy don't check on your watch
400
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,240
♪ Not another glance
401
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,280
♪ I'm not leaving now honey
402
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,880
♪ Not a chance
403
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,880
♪ Hot-shot give me no problems
404
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,680
♪ Much later baby
You'll be saying never mind
405
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,040
♪ You know life is cruel
Life is never kind
406
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,880
♪ Kind hearts don't make a new story
407
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,920
♪ Kind hearts don't grab any glory
408
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:58,960
♪ We're the kids in America whoa-oh
409
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,520
♪ Everybody
Live for the music-go-round... ♪
410
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,320
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