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♪ DAVID BOWIE: Liza Jane
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♪ Well, I got a girl
That's good to me
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♪ Whoa, little Liza
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♪ Now, she ain't more than
five-foot-three
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♪ Whoa, little Liza
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♪ Well, this little girl is
good to me
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♪ Whoa, little Liza
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♪ Yeah, this little girl's nearly
half of me
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♪ Whoa, little Liza
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♪ Oh, little Liza Jane
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♪ Little Liza Jane
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♪ Little Liza Jane... ♪
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David? David!
# I got a girl who's good to me
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David!
# Whoa, little Liza... ♪
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Quick! Quick, catch it! Catch it!
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Catch it!
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You'll be pleased to hear I've found
a bloke wants to buy the lot.
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-That's terrific!
-Don't sound too
surprised, David.
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It is my field. There's not a racket
in the world I couldn't flog,
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your records being a case in point.
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(LAUGHS WEAKLY) Thanks.
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So, who bought the records? HMV?
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HMV? No, God bless you, not HMV.
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No, it's a bloke got one of them
clay pigeon machines.
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You know - fires clay discs, people
shoot them with shotguns.
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He reckons he can rig it up to fire
45s.
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How long did you think you were going
-to get away with this?
-Get away with
what?
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"Written by L Conn."
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-Well?
-You didn't write Liza Jane.
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(CHUCKLES) I think you'll find
that's the reefer doobies talking.
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Go on - who's Liza Jane, then?
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-A bird.
-Describe her.
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Er, she's got, er...
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legs up to here.
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She's got a torso up to here.
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-A neck.
-Up to here?
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That's her, yeah.
Les, it's my song.
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All right, look, I admit it.
There was a small clerical error
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by which it appears
I've acquired all the rights to the
song in perpetuity.
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Good job it didn't make any money,
-then, eh?
-Absolutely, David.
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I mean, I would hate for a small
typo to ruin our whole relationship.
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-Yeah.
-Just imagine if I couldn't
trust you.
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Oh, God forbid!
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Well, it happens all the time.
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I mean, look at the Beatles.
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Eight days a week? I don't think so,
lads.
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-That's a bit sloppy, isn't it?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, there's Mark now.
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Oi, oi! Hairdresser's that way,
darling! (LAUGHS)
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-I can do this by myself.
-No. No, this
is a two-man job
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and I have got two able-bodied young
crooners who owe me
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for all the hard work I've put into
their careers thus far.
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Anyway, the song wasn't the problem.
It was the band.
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As a punter, I want to be intrigued.
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I want an aesthetic, not some pack of
scruffy Tom, Dick and Harry's.
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-Tom, Dick and Harry's?
-I mean, I
looked all right.
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They were your mates, David. George,
he was your best mate.
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They were very scruffy. That rhythm
section looked like one big cardigan.
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Yeah, and I told you, didn't I? What
did I tell you?
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-Turtlenecks.
-Over my dead body.
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Oh, that's right, sorry, yeah, I
forgot.
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David doesn't like turtlenecks.
So what does he do?
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He liquidates the entire band behind
my back.
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-It wasn't working.
-It's not all the
money I mind, David.
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It's the... It's the time and the
experience
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with which I've lavished you, just
to see it squandered.
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But you are still going to plug me,
though, right?
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-For my sins.
-Good.
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Cos I've got my next single all
lined up.
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You know House Of The Rising Sun? I
was...
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Lo, the prodigal schlump.
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Leslie, can you lend me a quid?
Very funny.
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Mark Feld, David Jones.
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-Davy Jones.
-Like the fella from the
Monkees.
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Why does everyone keep saying that?
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Well, because he's the only Davy
Jones anyone's ever heard of?
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Let's just get on with it.
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Right, Leslie, this painting gig.
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I was going to tell you to stick it
over the phone
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but I thought, "I'll tell him to
stick it to his haggard old face,"
because I respect you.
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Balls. You didn't even have twopence
for the telephone.
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With a mind like that, you belong in
Scotland Yard.
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As for me, I am an artist, not a
bloody navvy.
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Do you know what I've got in my
briefcase here?
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Last time a fella asked me that was
a Tory MP trying to pick me up in
khazi.
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I'm talking about contracts,
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talking about recording contracts
for the pair of you.
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It's like I keep telling Doris Day
there, via her lawyers -
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you give me another chance
I will shift more records
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that you can shake your tush at, so
you two, pay your debts.
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See me straight and I will make you
masters of all you survey.
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(SNIGGERING)
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(LAUGHS)
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I don't know what you're laughing
at.
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You've been singing less than a
year.
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You haven't written a song yet
and quite frankly, you're charmless.
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David, fine, queer as a box of birds
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but at least he's punctual.
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-You're a clown.
-Listen, if you want
these recording contracts
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you paint that bloody wall, you
long-haired gits.
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Your shoes are shit.
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They're winklepickers.
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Exactly.
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♪ THE KINKS: You Really Got Me
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♪ Girl, you really got me going
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♪ You got me so I don't know
What I'm doing
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♪ Yeah, you really got me now
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♪ You got me so I can't sleep at
night
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♪ Yeah, you really got me now
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♪ You got me so I don't know what
I'm doing
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ You really got me now... ♪
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♪ I don't know what it is that makes
me love you so
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♪ I only know I never want to let
you go
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♪ Cos you've started something
Can't you see
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♪ That ever since we met... ♪
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Nice?
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"Neece"What?
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Nice. It's a city in France.
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And? They're nice biscuits,
hence nice.
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If they weren't, do you think they'd
say "not nice"? Rotten?
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You don't print bad reviews, unless
you haven't got any good ones.
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-I'm not sanding your wall.
-I don't
want you to touch my stinking wall.
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So are you one of these art-school
types?
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It's a wall, it's not a fresco.
It's not Picasso's bloody Guernica.
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Ooh! Picasso.
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I went to Bromley Tech.
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-Did you get any O levels?
-One.
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Oh, all right, Professor.
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I failed all my other ones.
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Yeah, well. I got expelled.
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They couldn't handle my raw, animal
magnetism.
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Do you think it was that?
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(RETUNES RADIO)
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(GUITAR INTRO)
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I like this one.
(MUSIC STOPS)
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So you're from Bromley?
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Well, I was born in Brixton.
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But you live in Bromley?
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Charming. Charming.
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Green spaces, quality of life,
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no Jews, blacks or Irish.
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Dogs welcome, of course.
They're man's best friend.
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It's like Village Of The Damned.
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Did you see that film? All the
aliens had your haircut.
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-Bromley's all right.
-Has it got a
Wimpy Bar?
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It's got two, actually.
Ooh, I just creamed myself.
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For your information, there's a lot
of talent in the green belt
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and a lot of tripe on Drury Lane.
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All right, duckie.
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Here.
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-What about you, then?
-Stoke Newington
boy.
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-What do your parents do?
-My father
works for a charity.
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What about your mum?
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Is she...?
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-She's not dead.
-Oh.
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My mum runs a stall on Berwick
Street.
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-Groovy.
-Yeah, she is.
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Do you know where Berwick Street is?
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Near Carnaby Street.
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-How near?
-Down, then along.
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Ish.
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Are they different colours?
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Your eyes.
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I don't ask about your appearance.
Maybe you should.
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You might learn something.
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King of the mods, the newspaper
called me.
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Six-page spread, two colour photos,
a dozen black-and-whites.
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Taken by this cat called
Don McCullin. Do you know him?
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Fantastic eye. He adored me.
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All my clothes are handmade, see?
It's a matter of principle.
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I got a cat up in Hoxton.
Absolute magician.
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Like Gandalf in a yarmulke.
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Well worth the schlep.
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I could take you there if you like.
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Suit yourself.
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It's definitely "nice".
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MARTHA AND THE VANDELLAS:
# Calling out around the world
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♪ Are you ready
for a brand-new beat?
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♪ Summer's here... ♪
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Do you know the Kinks?
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-I toured with them.
-The Animals?
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A bit square.
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Small Faces?
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I was their singer.
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Really?
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Well, I have sung with them.
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Are you also Dave from Dave Dee,
Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich?
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So come on - who do you like?
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Howlin' Wolf. Muddy Waters. Blind
Lemon Jefferson.
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Blind Willie Johnson, Blind Willie
McTell.
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You can just say the blues.
You don't need to list every blind
bloke in Mississippi.
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Yeah but I don't dig virtuosity. I
dig feeling.
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I love those people who can send a
chill up my spine.
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Yeah. I dig that.
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I like Chet Baker.
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That's nice.
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No, he's nice. I just prefer
Coltrane, Mingus, Monk.
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The genii.
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Well, how come you're nicking songs
off Huey Piano Smith?
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Well - one, I've never even heard of
Huey Piano Smith.
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Really? I thought you were Old Blind
Davy McTell?
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But even if I had, which I haven't, I
never said I wrote Liza Jane.
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I modernised it.
What's wrong with juxtaposition?
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If I knew what it meant, I'd tell
you.
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Taking a bit of him, a bit of her -
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you know, talent borrows,
genius steals.
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Picasso said that.
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Did I mention I've got an O level?
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No, I mean,
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take an old folk song like House Of
The Rising Sun.
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My friend, this bloke, George,
thought,
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what if you put some drums under it?
Like...
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Maybe some reverby guitar?
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♪ Doon, doon-doon
Doon-doon, doon doon ♪
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It's heavy, it's sexy, it's...
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The Animals.
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-It's what?
-The Animals released that
song, literally last week.
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-You're winding me up.
-I'm not.
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I guarantee you, someone will be
playing it right now.
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(DIALS THROUGH RADIO STATIONS)
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THE ANIMALS: The House Of The Rising
Sun
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Bollocks.
# Now the only thing
a gambler needs... ♪
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♪ ..there is a house in New Orleans
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♪ They call the Rising Sun
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♪ And it's been the ruin
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♪ Of many a poor boy
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♪ And God, I know I'm one... ♪
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(CAR HORN BEEPS)
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-GIRLS:
-Hey, guys! Whoo!
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(STRUMS CHORDS)
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Why do you want to sound like other
people?
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Well, you're always going to sound
-like someone.
-I sound like Mark Feld,
mate.
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Or whoever.
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Cos I think I might actually change
my name.
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What do you think of Dirk Baggins?
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Quentin Barbados?
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(CHUCKLES)
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But don't you feel like, one day I
put on this shirt
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and I combine it with that voice
and that's who I am on a Wednesday
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and that's all there is to it?
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All there is to what?
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Life.
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I don't know if that's cool or thin.
Bleak.
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Maybe you're not cut out for it.
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-Life?
-Rock and roll.
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I'm sensing a lot of doubt, David.
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Do you think your Dylans, your
Jaggers, they sit around going,
"Ooh, am I doing the right thing?"
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Er... It's rhetorical.
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Self-doubt - it ain't groovy.
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I never interrogate any decision I
ever make as a point of principle.
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That explains the hair.
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Childish.
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But I ain't bothered.
I've got a destiny.
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I am going to be bigger than the
Beatles.
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(SCOFFS) That's a fact, is it?
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Yes.
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So what's the song? What made you
get into all of this nonsense?
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-WOMAN:
-Ach!
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Well?
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When I was nine, my dad bought me
this single.
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He didn't realise you can't play 45s
on a gramophone,
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which was all we had.
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I put the 45 on and it was far too
slow, you know.
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But there was something.
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I started turning the record with
my hand, faster and faster,
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faster and faster until it became
this...this sound.
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What was it?
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Tutti Frutti, Little Richard.
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Oh!
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Ach! My heart nearly burst.
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It was like hearing God.
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I was hearing God.
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What about you?
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Couldn't afford a gramophone. When I
was nine, I was mostly having sex.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You don't buy it? It's the one thing
I'm really good at.
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-What, sex?
-The whole shebang. People
like me.
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Maybe they don't want to like me but
they can't help themselves, right?
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What's your dirty little secret?
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Say you're sick to the back teeth of
everything - who do you listen to?
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Someone embarrassing?
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-Yeah.
-This is a trap.
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-Scout's honour.
-That's the wrong
hand.
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Both say it on three.
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OK.
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-BOTH:
-One, two, three.
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-BOTH:
-Cliff Richard.
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-He's the English Elvis.
-He deserves a
knighthood.
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Summer Holiday is the best film ever
made.
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Erm...
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Do you know how to use a
photocopier?
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♪ CLIFF RICHARD: Summer Holiday
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♪ We're all going on
a summer holiday
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♪ No more working for a week or two
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♪ Fun and laughter on a summer
holiday
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♪ No more worries for me or you
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♪ For a week or two
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♪ We're going where the sun shines
brightly... ♪
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Rimbaud. French cat. Proper filth.
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A fella told me I looked like him,
so I got the book out the library.
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That's quite a peculiar logic.
Is it?
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No, no.
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Rimbaud wrote everything he wanted
by the age of 20.
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He was dead at 37.
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Can you imagine being 37?
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I sort of see myself going mad.
What, like mad mad?
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-Yeah.Really?
-Yeah.
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On my mother's side, half her sisters
have been locked up, electrocuted,
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lobotomised and whatnot.
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I don't know why I'm telling you
this.
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Horrible.
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Yeah, well... I don't want to get
old.
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Amen, brother.
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Amen!
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So tell us about the eye.
I got it playing football.
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You don't look like much of a
footballer.
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About a year ago, my friend George
asked this girl out.
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Well, he asked her dad if he could
take her out.
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Anyway, it's all been set up.
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On the day, I told George that Kate
didn't want to go out with him any
more,
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which wasn't strictly true.
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Anyway, Kate thinks she's been stood
up.
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She's crying her eyes out in Wimpy's.
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-You were going to swoop in.
-Right -
be a shoulder to cry on.
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Only George found out, so he punched
me.
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In the eye?
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He broke it, basically.
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I had a couple of weeks in hospital,
two operations but...
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I like it. I think it gives you
mystique.
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Yeah?
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-You really liked her?
-Yeah.
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C...Carol.
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-Carol Goldsmith, not Kate.
-Huh!
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Oh, well, that's charming. Very
romantic.
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It was true love.
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Here.
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This is my song.
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Do you know it?
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♪ BO DIDDLEY: Who Do You Love?
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Yeah!
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♪ I walked 47 miles of barbed wire
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♪ I used a cobra snake for a necktie
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♪ I got a brand-new house on a
roadside
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♪ Made of rattlesnake hide
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♪ I got a brand-new chimney made on
top
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♪ Made out of a human skull
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♪ Now, come and take a walk with me
# Kate...
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Carol.
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♪ Who do you love?
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♪ Who
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♪ Do you love? ♪
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Yeah!
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That's great.
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(SIGHS)
What?
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I've got to get out of Bromley.
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-George on the warpath again?
-No,
he's all right.
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It's everyone else in that mock Tudor
hellhole.
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They look at me like I'm a Martian.
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-That'll be the eye.
-Fuck off.
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-Oi!Get off.
-What?
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What, you want a little fight, do
-you?
-Yeah.
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Come on, D'Artagnan. OK.
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What? Get off me. What are you doing?
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(LAUGHS) Get off me!
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-Hey!
-Hey! you, get off!
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Get off me!
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(LAUGHTER)
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You fucker!
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These aren't contracts.
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-They're parking tickets.
-Fuck off.
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He's dodging the fines.
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Let's get out of here.
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♪ DAVID BOWIE: The Prettiest Star
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I tell you what. We'll head down to
Carnaby Street, have a root through
the bins,
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see if we can't find you something
decent to wear.
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Maybe I'll introduce you to my mum.
Oh, OK.
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Hang on.
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Watch this.
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♪ So tired
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♪ It's the sky
that makes you feel tried
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♪ It's a trick to make you see
wide... ♪
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Here you are.
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♪ It can all but break your heart
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♪ In pieces
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♪ Staying back in your memory... ♪
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We'll tell him it's art.
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(LAUGHS)
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♪ How you moved is all it takes... ♪
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When you've finished that, boys,
you can have a go at the bogs.
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♪ The prettiest star... ♪
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Very funny.
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♪ Staying back in your memory
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♪ Of the movies in the dark
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♪ How you move is all it takes
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♪ To sing a song of when I loved
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♪ The prettiest star
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♪ One day
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♪ Though it might as well be some day
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♪ You will rise on high
And take us all away
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♪ All because of what you are
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♪ The prettiest star... ♪
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