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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,663 --> 00:00:28,838 Tonight in London, 2 00:00:28,873 --> 00:00:30,664 we have the night of nights. 3 00:00:30,699 --> 00:00:33,139 Damn, there is so much talent in this city. 4 00:00:33,173 --> 00:00:36,009 The Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards. 5 00:00:36,044 --> 00:00:37,472 Now, these awards are given out 6 00:00:37,507 --> 00:00:40,145 to members of the executive protection industry, 7 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:42,246 those that carry the Triple-A rating. 8 00:00:42,281 --> 00:00:44,314 It is the badge of honour. 9 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:48,416 Who you most excited to see tonight, Mike? 10 00:00:48,451 --> 00:00:49,549 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:49,584 --> 00:00:50,792 I mean, there is only one 12 00:00:50,827 --> 00:00:52,354 white-hot favourite here, Steve. 13 00:00:52,389 --> 00:00:54,796 And this bodyguard has had a tremendous year. 14 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:56,489 His track record is untouchable. 15 00:00:56,524 --> 00:01:00,966 He has had the best client list, the best evasive car manoeuvres, 16 00:01:01,001 --> 00:01:03,034 the best gun-handling skills. 17 00:01:03,069 --> 00:01:04,530 Christ, he even has the best hair. 18 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,873 And he actually insists his clients wear seatbelts. 19 00:01:07,908 --> 00:01:09,743 That's how safe this guy is. 20 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,108 He's the bodyguard that needs no introduction. 21 00:01:12,143 --> 00:01:15,045 Michael Bryce is the clear favourite this year. 22 00:01:15,079 --> 00:01:16,947 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 23 00:01:16,982 --> 00:01:20,786 the 63rd annual Executive Protection Awards. 24 00:01:20,821 --> 00:01:23,514 So without further ado, the final award 25 00:01:23,548 --> 00:01:26,549 for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year. 26 00:01:26,584 --> 00:01:28,155 And the winner is... 27 00:01:29,653 --> 00:01:31,829 ..my personal hero. 28 00:01:32,689 --> 00:01:34,656 Michael Bryce! 29 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:36,591 Yes! 30 00:01:36,626 --> 00:01:38,164 What?! 31 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,331 - Well done, Mike. - Wow! 32 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:41,904 Oh! 33 00:01:43,468 --> 00:01:45,468 -What?! -Good job! 34 00:01:45,502 --> 00:01:47,106 Wh...what? 35 00:01:48,637 --> 00:01:50,373 Oh, wow. 36 00:01:50,408 --> 00:01:52,474 Oh! So heavy! 37 00:01:53,543 --> 00:01:56,181 Whoo! 38 00:01:57,678 --> 00:02:00,481 Wow. Uh, I just... 39 00:02:01,616 --> 00:02:03,253 I just... 40 00:02:03,288 --> 00:02:05,794 I just want to, um... 41 00:02:09,689 --> 00:02:11,491 I just, um... 42 00:02:15,837 --> 00:02:17,364 Darius? 43 00:02:46,656 --> 00:02:48,293 Kurosawa? 44 00:02:48,328 --> 00:02:49,558 Michael-san. 45 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:59,402 Tick-tock, motherfucker. 46 00:03:07,246 --> 00:03:09,213 And how often do you have this dream? 47 00:03:09,248 --> 00:03:10,885 Just once... 48 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,513 -Oh, that's not too... -..a night. 49 00:03:12,548 --> 00:03:15,219 -Right. -Mostly when I'm asleep. 50 00:03:15,254 --> 00:03:17,452 It's what my life was supposed to be. 51 00:03:17,486 --> 00:03:19,992 I was the perfect executive protection agent 52 00:03:20,027 --> 00:03:21,587 until I lost it all... 53 00:03:22,623 --> 00:03:25,492 ..when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client. 54 00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:30,661 Darius Kincaid. Is he a relative of yours? 55 00:03:30,696 --> 00:03:31,871 God, no! 56 00:03:31,906 --> 00:03:33,598 He's a hit man wanted for, like, 57 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:35,336 a zillion murders around the world. 58 00:03:35,371 --> 00:03:37,338 Which is why, when I protected him 59 00:03:37,372 --> 00:03:39,339 on a dangerous trip across Europe 60 00:03:39,374 --> 00:03:42,012 so he could give evidence at a war crimes trial - 61 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:44,806 even took a bullet for him, I might add - 62 00:03:44,841 --> 00:03:46,610 the Bodyguarding Committee, they wouldn't... 63 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:48,017 ..they wouldn't recognise it. 64 00:03:48,052 --> 00:03:50,481 Apparently they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths. 65 00:03:50,516 --> 00:03:53,319 So in two weeks, I have to go in front of a tribunal 66 00:03:53,354 --> 00:03:55,618 and try to get my Triple-A rated licence back. 67 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,092 To deal with the future, 68 00:03:57,126 --> 00:03:59,522 we sometimes have to deal with the past. 69 00:03:59,557 --> 00:04:02,558 Now, is there anything you want to talk about 70 00:04:02,593 --> 00:04:04,131 from your childhood, perhaps? 71 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:06,628 And my childhood would be relevant how? 72 00:04:06,662 --> 00:04:08,167 Well, quite often validation issues 73 00:04:08,202 --> 00:04:09,828 stem from a disapproving father. 74 00:04:09,863 --> 00:04:12,666 I don't have validation issues. 75 00:04:12,701 --> 00:04:14,338 I have a licensing issue. 76 00:04:14,373 --> 00:04:16,538 I am a bodyguard without a licence. 77 00:04:16,572 --> 00:04:21,047 That's like being a... a belly dancer without a torso. 78 00:04:22,050 --> 00:04:24,215 What are you thinking about right now, Michael? 79 00:04:25,218 --> 00:04:26,877 I'm thinking about the fact that you're seated 80 00:04:26,911 --> 00:04:28,383 six feet away from an exposed window with 81 00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:30,781 multiple sniper nest positions on the building opposite, 82 00:04:30,816 --> 00:04:32,585 most likely on the eighth floor. 83 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:35,027 The additional height gives the marksman an advantage. 84 00:04:35,062 --> 00:04:36,226 I'm thinking about 85 00:04:36,261 --> 00:04:38,096 the closest available weapon to me right now - 86 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:40,130 the letter opener/ stabbing instrument 87 00:04:40,165 --> 00:04:42,528 on the desk to my right. 88 00:04:42,563 --> 00:04:43,969 What are you thinking about? 89 00:04:44,763 --> 00:04:47,896 I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while 90 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:49,666 and find happiness within. 91 00:04:49,701 --> 00:04:50,799 Within what? 92 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,108 Within yourself! 93 00:04:52,143 --> 00:04:55,012 Happiness in who you are. 94 00:04:56,642 --> 00:04:57,707 I'm listening. 95 00:04:57,741 --> 00:04:59,081 Well, first things first - 96 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:01,710 I think all the guns and violence are... 97 00:05:01,745 --> 00:05:03,250 ..weighing on your soul. 98 00:05:03,285 --> 00:05:06,088 So you need to get away and clear your mind 99 00:05:06,123 --> 00:05:09,553 and then you can find your future self. 100 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:12,489 Wait, wait, like... 101 00:05:12,524 --> 00:05:14,326 ..like a cool... 102 00:05:14,361 --> 00:05:16,691 ..futuristic bodyguard with superpowers? 103 00:05:16,726 --> 00:05:18,198 No. Will you stop... 104 00:05:18,232 --> 00:05:21,497 Stop thinking about bodyguarding. 105 00:05:22,302 --> 00:05:24,203 Do you have a dream vacation at all? 106 00:05:24,238 --> 00:05:26,667 I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year. 107 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,174 So, how about Tuscany? 108 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:30,901 No, not Tuscany. No Tuscany. Anything but Tuscany. 109 00:05:30,936 --> 00:05:33,442 OK. Uh, Capri then? 110 00:05:33,477 --> 00:05:34,641 Capri? 111 00:05:34,676 --> 00:05:37,149 Like the pants? 112 00:05:38,481 --> 00:05:40,217 Also, a lot clients find it helpful 113 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,945 writing journal letters to their future self. 114 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:45,321 Or recording voice memos. 115 00:05:46,588 --> 00:05:48,060 What if I call him? 116 00:05:48,094 --> 00:05:49,951 I could leave him voice messages. 117 00:05:49,986 --> 00:05:52,723 I have my phone with me all the time. Joanne... 118 00:05:52,758 --> 00:05:54,164 This is great. 119 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:56,298 I feel like we're making really great progress here. 120 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,630 So do I. Yeah. 121 00:05:58,664 --> 00:06:02,402 And don't feel like you need to check in with me again. 122 00:06:02,437 --> 00:06:04,602 I mean, this is very much your journey now. 123 00:06:04,637 --> 00:06:06,043 My journey. 124 00:06:06,078 --> 00:06:07,869 You've graduated therapy. 125 00:06:07,904 --> 00:06:09,706 Graduated? 126 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,608 Repeat after me. 127 00:06:13,579 --> 00:06:14,776 No bodyguarding. 128 00:06:14,811 --> 00:06:17,284 N...no... 129 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:22,651 -..buh.... -Bo... Bo... 130 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:23,751 ..rodyguarding. 131 00:06:23,786 --> 00:06:24,884 -Good! -Mmm. 132 00:06:24,919 --> 00:06:26,358 -And no guns. -No guns. 133 00:06:26,393 --> 00:06:29,229 Wait. No, no. Hold on. Can I, uh... 134 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:30,427 Can I keep my penknife, though? 135 00:06:30,462 --> 00:06:31,593 -Yeah, you can... -Very functional tool. 136 00:06:31,628 --> 00:06:33,463 I use it for a variety of different things. 137 00:06:33,498 --> 00:06:35,135 Just you and your future self 138 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:37,038 finding happiness within. 139 00:06:37,073 --> 00:06:38,369 Those are the only two people 140 00:06:38,404 --> 00:06:40,800 that you need to be protecting right now. 141 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:41,998 -OK? -OK. 142 00:06:42,033 --> 00:06:43,241 I can't believe I graduated therapy! 143 00:06:43,276 --> 00:06:44,770 -I know! Congratulations. -It's really... 144 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,377 Jesus Christ! 145 00:06:47,412 --> 00:06:48,741 Fuck! 146 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,974 After two years of crippling EU sanctions, 147 00:06:52,009 --> 00:06:54,416 Greece's economy has spiralled into freefall, 148 00:06:54,451 --> 00:06:57,254 causing mass demonstrations, civil unrest... 149 00:06:57,289 --> 00:06:59,520 And today outside the EU headquarters, 150 00:06:59,554 --> 00:07:00,982 tensions run high. 151 00:07:01,017 --> 00:07:02,192 With the expected announcement 152 00:07:02,227 --> 00:07:04,392 of yet further crippling sanctions, 153 00:07:04,427 --> 00:07:07,230 Greece's future hangs in the balance. 154 00:07:07,265 --> 00:07:09,232 We now cross live as the head of the EU, 155 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:12,267 Mr Walter Fiscer, will announce his decision. 156 00:07:12,302 --> 00:07:15,732 In four days' time, at the end of the fiscal year, 157 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,998 the European Union will impose 158 00:07:18,033 --> 00:07:20,935 further economic and financial sanctions 159 00:07:20,969 --> 00:07:22,210 on the nation of Greece. 160 00:07:22,245 --> 00:07:24,707 There will be no questions. 161 00:07:24,742 --> 00:07:27,083 We are moving Mr Fiscer to the extraction point. 162 00:07:27,118 --> 00:07:28,744 Prepare the helicopter. 163 00:07:35,224 --> 00:07:38,093 Today's announcement of further sanctions 164 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:40,623 has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens 165 00:07:40,657 --> 00:07:43,427 with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage. 166 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:45,231 Walter Fiscer, the head of the EU, 167 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:46,925 has been reported missing amid... 168 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,367 Did you know that Greece 169 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:53,206 is the motherland of civilisation? 170 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,372 Walter Fiscer's administration has overseen... 171 00:07:55,407 --> 00:07:59,079 She gave the world art and... 172 00:07:59,905 --> 00:08:02,477 ..science, culture... 173 00:08:04,613 --> 00:08:06,316 ..and tragedy. 174 00:08:09,112 --> 00:08:11,354 Aristotle... 175 00:08:11,388 --> 00:08:13,322 ..if this is about the decision... 176 00:08:13,357 --> 00:08:16,050 -You must reverse it. -There is no way. 177 00:08:16,085 --> 00:08:17,887 It was a democratic vote. 178 00:08:17,922 --> 00:08:20,725 Greece gave you democracy. 179 00:08:20,759 --> 00:08:22,627 I was an orphan, abandoned. 180 00:08:22,662 --> 00:08:25,993 Greece took me in, gave me everything. 181 00:08:26,028 --> 00:08:28,138 There is nothing I can do. 182 00:08:28,173 --> 00:08:30,635 I swear on my family. 183 00:08:30,669 --> 00:08:32,174 Please! 184 00:08:32,209 --> 00:08:37,003 Contact Carlo and initiate the plan. 185 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,104 What plan? 186 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:43,416 You have suffocated my country, Mr Fiscer. 187 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,815 But mark my words... 188 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:50,521 ..in four days' time, 189 00:08:50,556 --> 00:08:54,624 at the exact moment your sanctions will commence, 190 00:08:54,658 --> 00:08:57,890 all of Europe's infrastructure will burn. 191 00:08:59,058 --> 00:09:02,400 Financial markets will collapse. 192 00:09:03,369 --> 00:09:05,996 And millions of lives will be lost. 193 00:09:07,065 --> 00:09:09,505 While Greece will return to 194 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:13,971 her rightful place as the centre of civilisation! 195 00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:28,786 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 196 00:09:28,821 --> 00:09:31,019 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 197 00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:33,087 Hey there, future Michael. 198 00:09:33,121 --> 00:09:34,263 It's today Michael. 199 00:09:34,298 --> 00:09:35,627 I'm not great at first impressions. 200 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:36,795 I just wanna say that 201 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:39,862 I think you'd be proud to know that I graduated therapy. 202 00:09:39,897 --> 00:09:42,964 I'm officially on sabbatical and, to be honest, 203 00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:44,998 I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. 204 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,571 It's only been 12 hours, 205 00:09:46,606 --> 00:09:49,607 but already, the world feels more abundant, 206 00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:53,710 as if somehow it's been waiting for me to make this change. 207 00:09:53,744 --> 00:09:55,348 I think about my licence 208 00:09:55,383 --> 00:09:58,648 and I ask myself, "What was I so worked up about?" 209 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:02,949 In fact, for the first time since Kincaid killed Kurosawa, 210 00:10:02,983 --> 00:10:07,260 I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding 211 00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:09,790 or guns or blood. 212 00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:11,528 I know this sounds crazy, but... 213 00:10:11,563 --> 00:10:13,530 this really feels like a new be... 214 00:10:13,564 --> 00:10:15,960 Let's go, 'Breese'! 215 00:10:15,995 --> 00:10:17,797 -Vamonos, vamonos, vamonos! -Oh! No! 216 00:10:17,832 --> 00:10:20,030 Whoa! Hey! 217 00:10:20,065 --> 00:10:22,472 What's going on?! What the... 218 00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:24,204 -What's happening? -Come on! 219 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,643 I know you! Don't I know you? 220 00:10:29,678 --> 00:10:32,250 I'm Sonia Kincaid. 221 00:10:34,319 --> 00:10:37,419 The Mafia took my husband. We have to go get him. 222 00:10:37,454 --> 00:10:39,289 No, no, no. I'm not getting involved in this. 223 00:10:39,324 --> 00:10:41,753 I'm under strict psychological orders that... 224 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:43,919 How'd you find me? 225 00:10:45,692 --> 00:10:49,188 Where the fuck is he? 226 00:10:49,223 --> 00:10:51,498 Hold on a second. 227 00:10:51,533 --> 00:10:53,863 Finally Darius isn't haunting my dreams, alright? 228 00:10:53,897 --> 00:10:55,061 I'm not doing this. 229 00:10:56,933 --> 00:10:58,834 If you don't help me, 230 00:10:58,869 --> 00:11:01,342 I am gonna put my strap-on on 231 00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,168 and I'm gonna fuck your dreams 232 00:11:03,202 --> 00:11:06,203 until they wish they were your nightmares. 233 00:11:06,238 --> 00:11:08,205 Motherfuckers! 234 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,779 First of all, your mouth needs an exorcism. 235 00:11:10,814 --> 00:11:12,847 Second of all, why does he need my help? 236 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,948 He said, "Get Michael Breese." 237 00:11:15,983 --> 00:11:17,785 -He said that? -Yes! 238 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,985 -I thought he hated me. -Come on, let's go! 239 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,019 You are vile! 240 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:27,057 What did he say exactly? What was Kincaid's tone? 241 00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:30,368 Who gives a fuck? 242 00:11:30,403 --> 00:11:32,568 Come on, let's go! Get on it! 243 00:11:37,299 --> 00:11:38,837 Move, move! 244 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,201 Take the gun. 245 00:11:40,236 --> 00:11:41,939 No, I'm not doing guns right now. 246 00:11:44,712 --> 00:11:47,075 Are you kidding me? "I'm not doing guns right now." 247 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,945 I don't sound like that. 248 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:53,554 You useless fuck! 249 00:11:54,457 --> 00:11:56,248 Jesus! I got it. 250 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,722 Hurry up! 251 00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:05,829 Pedal to the metal and stay away from my boobs! 252 00:12:05,863 --> 00:12:07,335 Jesus Christ! 253 00:12:36,693 --> 00:12:39,892 Whoa! Wait! No, no, there's gotta be a safer way down. 254 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,763 There's gotta be a safer way, maybe like a switch... OK. 255 00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:48,603 Really? Oh! 256 00:13:05,147 --> 00:13:06,586 So, where is he? 257 00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:09,347 They took him from me, Breese. 258 00:13:09,382 --> 00:13:12,152 We were gonna go on our honeymoon 259 00:13:12,187 --> 00:13:14,286 finally, after all these years! 260 00:13:14,321 --> 00:13:16,794 We've NEVER had a honeymoon! 261 00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:20,258 We were gonna take a road trip through Italy. 262 00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:22,634 I always dreamt of it, you know? 263 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:27,034 Ay, everything was going to be so romantic, so perfect, 264 00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:32,874 and then this fucking hijo de puta cucaracha motherfucker 265 00:13:32,909 --> 00:13:37,879 took off on the most exciting moment of our first night 266 00:13:37,913 --> 00:13:39,781 of our honeymoon. 267 00:13:40,685 --> 00:13:43,147 The next thing I know, the phone rings 268 00:13:43,182 --> 00:13:44,687 and he's been captured by the Mafia. 269 00:13:44,722 --> 00:13:45,688 Baby, I need help! 270 00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:47,722 But he's a workaholic, Breese. 271 00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:51,154 I KNOW he took a motherfucking job! 272 00:13:51,189 --> 00:13:52,320 Oh, he is a monster. 273 00:13:52,355 --> 00:13:53,827 I just want him to provide me 274 00:13:53,862 --> 00:13:56,500 with the stability that we need to start a family. 275 00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:58,259 Did you say 'family'? 276 00:13:58,294 --> 00:14:00,866 You dumb fuck! We're trying to have a baby. 277 00:14:03,904 --> 00:14:05,970 May God have mercy on our souls. 278 00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,270 We have fucked so hard 279 00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,745 and so tenderly. 280 00:14:13,913 --> 00:14:17,244 And in so many different places and positions and... 281 00:14:17,278 --> 00:14:18,816 Mmm. Mm-mm. 282 00:14:18,851 --> 00:14:21,379 And I just haven't gotten pregnant. 283 00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:24,250 You know what I think the problem is? 284 00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:26,692 -Biology. -Yeah. 285 00:14:26,726 --> 00:14:28,858 Mi diamante is too tight. 286 00:14:28,893 --> 00:14:30,057 Your what? 287 00:14:30,092 --> 00:14:31,421 -My pussy, motherfucker. -Oh. 288 00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:32,928 My pussy's just too tight. 289 00:14:32,963 --> 00:14:35,898 And since Darius uses all his testosterone in his macho shit, 290 00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:38,395 the whiny sperm abort the mission 291 00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:39,769 halfway up my pussy pipe. 292 00:14:39,804 --> 00:14:42,640 -Goddamn it. -Goddamn it! 293 00:14:46,942 --> 00:14:48,007 Hi. 294 00:14:48,911 --> 00:14:53,045 I'm going to be such a good mother. 295 00:14:54,411 --> 00:14:57,489 I can't imagine...anyone gooder. 296 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,622 Do you have pepper spray? I'm on sabbatical. 297 00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,260 Good evening, gentlemen. 298 00:15:12,295 --> 00:15:13,668 Who's that? 299 00:15:13,703 --> 00:15:16,363 Your mysterious boss? 300 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:19,102 The client we never get to meet? 301 00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:21,202 Not your concern. 302 00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:23,072 Your concern is the demonstration. 303 00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:25,305 So please... 304 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,010 ..demonstrate. 305 00:15:34,788 --> 00:15:39,626 Data junctions are always encased in tungsten carbide. 306 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:42,089 The only thing harder... 307 00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:45,026 ..is diamond. 308 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,898 There are thousands of data junctions across Europe, 309 00:15:48,932 --> 00:15:52,868 each of them located by classified coordinates. 310 00:15:52,903 --> 00:15:55,739 The bigger the junction you wish to hack, 311 00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:57,466 the bigger the drill you will need. 312 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,775 Then it's just a matter of uploading 313 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:03,405 my custom-built Phantom H7 virus, 314 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,682 selecting the radius of the attack, 315 00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:09,279 weaponising everything connected to the grid, 316 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:13,513 crippling every computer, GPS and wi-fi system in the region. 317 00:16:13,548 --> 00:16:14,987 Target locked. 318 00:16:15,022 --> 00:16:16,560 Bye-bye. 319 00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:44,651 Satisfied? 320 00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:47,148 It's perfect. 321 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:51,657 Very. 322 00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:53,824 Kill them. 323 00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:55,925 Copy that. Target locked. 324 00:17:10,643 --> 00:17:12,434 The city of Zagreb has woken 325 00:17:12,469 --> 00:17:14,205 to absolute chaos this morning 326 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:18,308 after a high-velocity surge wiped out a five-mile radius 327 00:17:18,343 --> 00:17:19,540 of its power grid. 328 00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:22,883 The climbing death toll has now reached 75. 329 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,247 Early reports suggest 330 00:17:24,282 --> 00:17:25,787 that a freak lightning strike 331 00:17:25,822 --> 00:17:27,547 on a data junction was to blame. 332 00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:29,153 What? 333 00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:32,056 No, I need round-the-clock surveillance 334 00:17:32,091 --> 00:17:34,289 on my informant right fucking now. 335 00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:41,295 Mr O'Neill. 336 00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:43,836 Superintendent Crowley. 337 00:17:43,871 --> 00:17:46,465 With half of Greece in a state of anarchy, 338 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,742 I hope you have a very good reason 339 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,777 for pulling me out of a UN security summit. 340 00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:53,009 Goddamn right I do. Seen the news? 341 00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:55,539 The damage to the data tower's in line with a lightning strike 342 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,013 and I'm inclined to agree. 343 00:17:57,048 --> 00:18:00,181 Does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you? 344 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,953 It also looks like Gunther Von Weber. 345 00:18:03,988 --> 00:18:07,286 He's wanted in 16 countries for hacking, infiltrating 346 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:10,289 and undermining the world's most secure cyber systems. 347 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,290 Hey, Ivan Drago. 348 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,995 Where'd you find this body? 349 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,866 What'd you say? What'd he say? 350 00:18:16,901 --> 00:18:19,429 Said he found it next to the data tower. 351 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:21,101 What the fuck did you just say? 352 00:18:21,135 --> 00:18:23,773 He found him next to the data tower. 353 00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:26,842 Oh, next to the data tower. 354 00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:29,009 Where are you going with this? 355 00:18:29,044 --> 00:18:31,605 My Italian informant called and specified there was 356 00:18:31,639 --> 00:18:33,683 a large-scale cyber attack in four days. 357 00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:36,444 Mr O'Neill, you have been warned repeatedly 358 00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:37,643 that it's against protocol 359 00:18:37,678 --> 00:18:40,052 to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants. 360 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,449 Listen, I have been in Europe for a month, OK, 361 00:18:42,484 --> 00:18:45,584 and the only thing you people do is watch fucking soccer. 362 00:18:45,619 --> 00:18:47,388 Not one bar carries Sam Adams. 363 00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:50,765 So the least you could do is let me do what we do in Boston, OK? 364 00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:53,558 We work with the bad guys to get the worse guys. 365 00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:55,131 This was a trial run, 366 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,496 and Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates 367 00:18:57,531 --> 00:18:58,772 tomorrow night in Portofino. 368 00:18:58,807 --> 00:18:59,839 Alright, what do you want? 369 00:18:59,874 --> 00:19:02,336 I want an office, I want a SWAT team, 370 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:03,809 I want an unlimited budget. 371 00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:05,712 And if I solve this case, 372 00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:07,879 I want you to send me back to Boston. 373 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:12,114 I'll give you 24 hours and a surveillance van. 374 00:19:14,183 --> 00:19:15,281 I need a translator. 375 00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:16,645 You can have mine. 376 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,186 I was hoping one that spoke English. 377 00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:20,858 Keep an eye on him. 378 00:19:22,685 --> 00:19:24,960 Hmm. What do they call you? 379 00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:26,291 Ailso. 380 00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:28,260 'Asshole'? 381 00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:29,800 Ailso. 382 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,770 It's a traditional Scottish name. 383 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,739 Alright, William Wallace. Warm up the chopper. 384 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,368 We're going to Italy. 385 00:19:52,514 --> 00:19:54,349 Darius Kincaid. 386 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,860 A little birdie told me that you were in town. 387 00:20:02,391 --> 00:20:03,654 Remember me? 388 00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:05,590 Your old pal, Carlo. 389 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,998 I remember killing 390 00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,769 a bunch of motherfuckers who worked for you. 391 00:20:08,804 --> 00:20:10,628 I remember that too. 392 00:20:10,663 --> 00:20:15,435 Now I'd like to introduce you to my friend, 393 00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:18,338 the butcher of Terracina. 394 00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:27,445 This reminds me of the spa back at the hotel. 395 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,754 Really? 396 00:20:29,548 --> 00:20:30,954 Not at all. 397 00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:35,519 These are the tiny cockheads that are holding my cucaracha. 398 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,961 Wait - who were the guys back in Capri? 399 00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:41,997 They were so rude, Breese. 400 00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:44,834 Can you believe one of them grabbed my ass? 401 00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:51,841 Whoa, whoa... 402 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,941 Oh, my God. 403 00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:56,174 OK, let's blast this motherf... 404 00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:58,143 Whoa! Whoa, whoa. OK, look. No. 405 00:20:58,178 --> 00:20:59,738 You go in there guns blazing, 406 00:20:59,773 --> 00:21:01,377 they're gonna get trigger-happy inside, 407 00:21:01,412 --> 00:21:02,774 then it's bye-bye, Darius. 408 00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:05,017 He asked for me. He needs me. 409 00:21:05,052 --> 00:21:06,777 So we're gonna do this my way. 410 00:21:06,812 --> 00:21:11,155 That means no killing, no guns, and no blood. 411 00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,828 Boring is always best. Understood? 412 00:21:14,863 --> 00:21:16,962 Of course not. What... 413 00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:19,558 Jesus Christ! 414 00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,101 Fuck. 415 00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:26,762 Yoo-hoo! 416 00:21:26,797 --> 00:21:29,039 Hello, boys! 417 00:21:30,471 --> 00:21:32,141 I got a little lost. 418 00:21:32,176 --> 00:21:34,242 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 419 00:21:34,276 --> 00:21:36,474 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 420 00:21:36,509 --> 00:21:38,311 Hey, future Mike! 421 00:21:39,644 --> 00:21:40,742 It's me! 422 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,854 Listen, I know the Bodyguard Review Board 423 00:21:42,888 --> 00:21:45,449 would not look favourably on this, but, uh... 424 00:21:45,484 --> 00:21:48,859 ..but I had to take a sabbatical from my sabbatical. 425 00:21:48,894 --> 00:21:51,554 Something's come up beyond my control. 426 00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:57,900 Anyway, 427 00:21:57,935 --> 00:21:59,726 I'm not bodyguarding. 428 00:21:59,761 --> 00:22:01,695 I'm just helping this guy out. 429 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:03,235 Because... One sec. 430 00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:07,876 He's still alive. 431 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,504 Because the alternative 432 00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:11,440 is his even scarier wife 433 00:22:11,475 --> 00:22:13,574 sodomising my dreams. 434 00:22:13,608 --> 00:22:16,950 That's really gonna get in the way of my transformation. 435 00:22:20,681 --> 00:22:22,648 Do I love what I'm doing right now? 436 00:22:22,683 --> 00:22:25,024 Absolutely not. 437 00:22:25,817 --> 00:22:26,959 Still alive. 438 00:22:26,994 --> 00:22:29,060 But I think you'd be pretty proud of me 439 00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:30,930 for staying true to my journey. 440 00:22:30,965 --> 00:22:32,591 Talk to ya soon. 441 00:22:36,629 --> 00:22:37,859 What have you done? 442 00:22:37,894 --> 00:22:40,697 These fuckers got a little bit too fresh. 443 00:22:40,732 --> 00:22:43,502 I specifically said no killing, no blood 444 00:22:43,537 --> 00:22:45,339 and no guns. 445 00:22:45,373 --> 00:22:47,538 I'm NOT on sabbatical. 446 00:22:47,573 --> 00:22:49,012 Where is your shirt? 447 00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:57,415 Deal with it! 448 00:23:31,481 --> 00:23:33,547 Baby! 449 00:23:40,324 --> 00:23:46,427 ♪ I've been alone with you inside my mind 450 00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:51,860 ♪ And in my dreams I've kissed your lips 451 00:23:51,895 --> 00:23:55,006 ♪ A thousand times... ♪ 452 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,238 Uh...hang on. 453 00:23:57,273 --> 00:24:00,340 What the fuck is he doing here? 454 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:04,080 I believe it's pronounced 'thank you'. 455 00:24:04,115 --> 00:24:06,049 -For what? -For saving your life. 456 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,775 Again and again and again. 457 00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:09,579 I never asked you to save shit! 458 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:15,717 Baby, what in the absolute fuck is Michael Bryce doing here? 459 00:24:15,751 --> 00:24:17,850 You said, 460 00:24:17,885 --> 00:24:20,721 "Baby, get me Michael Breese!" 461 00:24:20,756 --> 00:24:22,063 What? 462 00:24:22,098 --> 00:24:25,033 No! No, no, no, no, no. I said... 463 00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:26,727 Baby, I need help. 464 00:24:26,761 --> 00:24:28,695 Get anyone... 465 00:24:28,730 --> 00:24:31,038 "..BUT Michael Bryce." 466 00:24:31,073 --> 00:24:33,634 What? Didn't he save your cucaracha's ass? 467 00:24:33,669 --> 00:24:35,801 Doesn't mean I gotta be best friends with him. 468 00:24:35,835 --> 00:24:39,936 He is the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth. 469 00:24:39,971 --> 00:24:41,476 Excuse me! 470 00:24:41,511 --> 00:24:43,049 I have 20/20 hearing. 471 00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:46,019 I can hear you. The dead guys can hear you. 472 00:24:46,053 --> 00:24:47,514 And what do you mean, I'm the most 473 00:24:47,549 --> 00:24:49,087 annoying motherfucker on planet Earth, huh? 474 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:51,353 How many times have you nearly got me killed? 475 00:24:51,388 --> 00:24:52,750 Not enough! 476 00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:54,554 Come on, baby, let's get out of here 477 00:24:54,589 --> 00:24:56,919 before he starts the in-flight safety demonstration. 478 00:25:03,696 --> 00:25:05,366 Are you using pepper spray? 479 00:25:06,533 --> 00:25:08,368 I'm on sabbatical. 480 00:25:09,173 --> 00:25:11,899 And, uh, I'm trying to find my spiritual awake... 481 00:25:13,474 --> 00:25:15,474 ..awake... 482 00:25:19,578 --> 00:25:21,809 Motherfucker, you wouldn't know chi 483 00:25:21,844 --> 00:25:23,151 if you fucked... 484 00:25:23,186 --> 00:25:25,087 Hey! 485 00:25:25,914 --> 00:25:28,552 I didn't have to be here, you know. 486 00:25:29,356 --> 00:25:32,621 I...I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes! 487 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:36,130 I had a linen robe with an insanely high thread count. 488 00:25:36,165 --> 00:25:37,791 It was like sleeping in a cloud! 489 00:25:37,825 --> 00:25:40,661 Namaste, motherfucker. 490 00:25:41,763 --> 00:25:42,927 Darius? 491 00:25:44,337 --> 00:25:47,107 Well, this is just precious. 492 00:25:47,141 --> 00:25:48,503 Will you stop whining? 493 00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:54,410 The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman. 494 00:25:54,445 --> 00:25:56,379 You dumb fucks just killed Carlo, 495 00:25:56,414 --> 00:25:58,678 the informant that was gonna punch my ticket home. 496 00:25:58,712 --> 00:26:00,382 Who the fuck are you? 497 00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:02,945 Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill. That's who the fuck I am. 498 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:06,047 And I know who all three of you shitheads are. 499 00:26:06,082 --> 00:26:07,686 Michael Bryce. 500 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,654 Triple-A rated bodyguard. 501 00:26:09,689 --> 00:26:11,095 Pillar of the community. 502 00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:12,327 Present, thank you. 503 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,857 Only I know you lost your licence to protect 504 00:26:14,892 --> 00:26:16,463 when Shotgun Willie there killed Kurosawa. 505 00:26:16,498 --> 00:26:19,532 No, no, that's under review, OK? Kincaid took that shot... 506 00:26:19,566 --> 00:26:21,203 Moreover... 507 00:26:22,767 --> 00:26:23,997 ..you're still taking clients. 508 00:26:24,032 --> 00:26:26,868 Name...one. 509 00:26:26,903 --> 00:26:28,507 The Sultan of Mandara. 510 00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:29,774 Brussels. 511 00:26:29,809 --> 00:26:32,807 Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent. 512 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,943 Contact, contact! 513 00:26:36,978 --> 00:26:38,582 That's a felony, pal. 514 00:26:38,616 --> 00:26:40,077 Fucking Brussels! Fuck! 515 00:26:40,112 --> 00:26:41,551 As for you two, 516 00:26:41,586 --> 00:26:44,290 you're looking at about a billion years in prison. 517 00:26:44,325 --> 00:26:46,083 But today's your lucky day, 518 00:26:46,118 --> 00:26:48,129 because instead of going to the electric chair, 519 00:26:48,163 --> 00:26:50,394 I'm gonna give you a shot at redemption. 520 00:26:50,429 --> 00:26:52,825 Now, I got intel on a mystery big shot 521 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:54,893 that's about to launch a full-scale cyber attack. 522 00:26:54,928 --> 00:26:58,600 Carlo, my now-dead informant, was gonna buy a hard drive 523 00:26:58,634 --> 00:27:00,062 containing the coordinates of the attack. 524 00:27:00,097 --> 00:27:01,866 Why are you looking at me? I didn't touch Carlo. 525 00:27:01,901 --> 00:27:04,671 But now, thanks to your bloodbath, that can't happen, 526 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,311 so you assholes are going to Portofino 527 00:27:07,346 --> 00:27:08,873 and you're gonna make the buy instead. 528 00:27:08,907 --> 00:27:11,149 Uh, Bob...quick sidebar? 529 00:27:13,318 --> 00:27:15,252 Listen, uh, first off, 530 00:27:15,287 --> 00:27:17,584 I'm happy to postpone my sabbatical 531 00:27:17,619 --> 00:27:20,620 if it's gonna keep me outta jail, but I think, you know, 532 00:27:20,654 --> 00:27:23,017 you should really reconsider working with these guys. 533 00:27:23,052 --> 00:27:24,458 I don't wanna go to Portofino. 534 00:27:24,493 --> 00:27:27,527 'Cause they're, you know... fucking crazy. 535 00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:30,661 Fuck! Wow! 536 00:27:30,696 --> 00:27:32,234 OK, cum-for-brains. 537 00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:34,368 You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard 538 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,832 for Carlo's British mistress 539 00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,130 while grumpy pants here 540 00:27:38,165 --> 00:27:39,901 makes sure that hard drive gets out. 541 00:27:39,935 --> 00:27:41,473 Are we clear? 542 00:27:41,508 --> 00:27:43,376 We could take the money and run, baby. 543 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:44,641 I'm tired of running, Darius. 544 00:27:44,676 --> 00:27:47,039 Ah, Superintendent Crowley. How...how nice. 545 00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:49,349 Mr O'Neill. Time's up. 546 00:27:49,383 --> 00:27:51,251 No, no, no. I'm working a strong lead here. 547 00:27:51,286 --> 00:27:52,747 There's been a robbery at a shipping port 548 00:27:52,782 --> 00:27:55,651 and our intelligence suggests it may be related to this case. 549 00:27:55,686 --> 00:27:56,949 You've been reassigned. 550 00:27:56,984 --> 00:27:58,852 If you could just give me 24 more hours... 551 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,293 -I said, "Time's up." -Yeah. 552 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,295 Fuck! 553 00:28:03,330 --> 00:28:05,561 I don't wanna go to Portofino as his bitch! 554 00:28:05,596 --> 00:28:07,827 This was supposed to be my honeymoon! 555 00:28:10,798 --> 00:28:12,468 What if somebody's upstairs? 556 00:28:12,503 --> 00:28:14,668 Shut up. 557 00:28:14,703 --> 00:28:15,570 OK. 558 00:28:15,605 --> 00:28:17,165 -Slight change of plans. -Yeah. 559 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,540 I've been assigned another lead, 560 00:28:18,575 --> 00:28:20,707 but that does not change what's going on right here, OK? 561 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,411 Now, Sean Connery here is gonna give you 562 00:28:22,446 --> 00:28:24,105 a bunch of money to make the buy. 563 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,612 And if you don't understand what she says, 564 00:28:25,647 --> 00:28:27,548 well, welcome to the fucking club. 565 00:28:29,716 --> 00:28:31,012 What? 566 00:28:31,047 --> 00:28:33,080 You're gonna fist Kincaid's glory hole? 567 00:28:33,115 --> 00:28:36,017 Hey! Nobody touches Kincaid's glory hole. 568 00:28:36,052 --> 00:28:37,392 That's my job. 569 00:28:37,427 --> 00:28:39,328 I don't think anyone should have that job. 570 00:28:39,362 --> 00:28:41,527 See that? It's your buy money. 571 00:28:41,562 --> 00:28:44,464 One dime goes missing, you try to go AWOL, and I'm gonna 572 00:28:44,499 --> 00:28:46,961 slap global red fucking notices on all your asses. 573 00:28:46,996 --> 00:28:48,094 Oh, no! 574 00:28:48,129 --> 00:28:50,734 Red notices? What are you doing? Not on me! 575 00:28:50,768 --> 00:28:53,472 What is this, a Nokia? I don't know how to work this thing! 576 00:28:53,507 --> 00:28:55,705 -Look at me. Look at me. -I'm looking at you. 577 00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:57,575 You stay in close contact with me, you understand? 578 00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:59,280 -I'll call you all the time. -Shut up. 579 00:28:59,315 --> 00:29:00,941 When I call, you answer. 580 00:29:00,975 --> 00:29:03,613 And you, resources are kind of low. 581 00:29:03,648 --> 00:29:07,320 I want you to enjoy your transportation. 582 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:10,213 Do not fuck this up. 583 00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:12,016 Oh, we are DEFINITELY going to fuck this up. 584 00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:14,524 I mean, look at the two people you're saddling me with. 585 00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:16,152 Get your asses to Portofino! 586 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:17,824 Zero chance we're making it out of this room. 587 00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:21,223 He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten. 588 00:29:21,257 --> 00:29:23,026 The fucking honeymoon is over! 589 00:29:29,199 --> 00:29:30,341 I understand some people 590 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:32,276 get cold feet on their wedding day, 591 00:29:32,311 --> 00:29:33,739 but I would have never thought 592 00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:37,281 that you'd get cold dick on our honeymoon night. 593 00:29:37,316 --> 00:29:39,712 Baby, baby, I said I was sorry. 594 00:29:39,747 --> 00:29:40,713 Sorry's not good enough! 595 00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:43,814 I want an explanation. Where the fuck were you? 596 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:46,850 Where were you, Darius? Just tell her. 597 00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:48,049 I took a job, OK? 598 00:29:48,084 --> 00:29:49,325 -Fuck you! -Hey, hey! 599 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,624 Fuck you, fuck you! 600 00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:55,121 Now's a good time to talk about the seatbelt rule. 601 00:29:55,156 --> 00:29:56,221 Perhaps now's a good time 602 00:29:56,256 --> 00:29:57,695 to talk about the shut-the-fuck-up rule. 603 00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:00,500 I'm just saying it because she's driving like a crash test dummy. 604 00:30:00,535 --> 00:30:02,304 Do not criticise my wife's driving, motherfucker! 605 00:30:02,338 --> 00:30:04,305 Hush, hush, hush! 606 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,406 Do you know what I just realised? 607 00:30:06,441 --> 00:30:10,542 I'm not gonna let you crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit. 608 00:30:10,577 --> 00:30:14,172 I'll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy 609 00:30:14,206 --> 00:30:17,548 and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband. 610 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,450 I am! 611 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,144 And you, Breese, you will be... 612 00:30:20,179 --> 00:30:21,387 You will be the human luggage. 613 00:30:21,421 --> 00:30:24,653 Yes. We are now on honeymoon. 614 00:30:24,688 --> 00:30:26,424 First of all, it's a mission. 615 00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:28,426 Second of all - and just so we're clear - 616 00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:30,395 I promised my therapist no bodyguarding, 617 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:32,331 so I'm not protecting either of... 618 00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:34,332 This is not mission! This is honeymoon! 619 00:30:34,367 --> 00:30:37,225 What the fuck?! Hey, eyes on road! 620 00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:38,600 Eyes on road! 621 00:30:38,635 --> 00:30:44,507 Babies need to be created in a stimulating environment. 622 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:47,773 I must be aroused by sightseeing, 623 00:30:47,808 --> 00:30:50,138 shopping, fine dining. 624 00:30:50,173 --> 00:30:52,481 But we are officially on honeymoon. 625 00:30:52,515 --> 00:30:54,680 -For real? -Did she say 'fine dining'? 626 00:30:54,715 --> 00:30:57,947 Let's not do that. Guys, let's just focus on the road here. Oh. 627 00:30:57,982 --> 00:30:59,949 Alright. 628 00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,083 I got it. 629 00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,458 No, it's fine. You guys just... You guys have at it. 630 00:31:03,492 --> 00:31:05,525 Maybe feather the brake a bit. 631 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,154 Maybe feather the brake a bit! 632 00:31:12,192 --> 00:31:13,961 Yo, let me borrow your phone. 633 00:31:13,996 --> 00:31:16,370 -Why'd you lie to her? -Fuck are you talking about? 634 00:31:16,405 --> 00:31:19,032 You lied to her back there. You weren't on a job. 635 00:31:19,067 --> 00:31:20,704 And how would you know that? 636 00:31:20,739 --> 00:31:24,906 Because there's, like, 22 body indications when somebody lies 637 00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:26,874 and you exhibited...40. 638 00:31:28,911 --> 00:31:31,780 If you say one word to Sonia about this, 639 00:31:31,815 --> 00:31:33,782 I'll invent new ways to kill your ass. 640 00:31:33,816 --> 00:31:34,980 Wow. 641 00:31:35,015 --> 00:31:37,279 You must have done something really serious, Darius. 642 00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:38,687 Honesty's the best policy. 643 00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:41,525 I don't take relationship advice from single motherfuckers. 644 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,989 I don't have a calling plan. Make it quick. 645 00:31:50,392 --> 00:31:52,898 Yeah, I was just wondering if I could... 646 00:31:58,707 --> 00:32:00,443 I took a job, OK? 647 00:32:02,743 --> 00:32:05,337 Portofino has water views, which means it's perfect for... 648 00:32:05,372 --> 00:32:06,646 -Oh, shit. -Where you going? 649 00:32:09,211 --> 00:32:11,552 Sonia! What the fuck? 650 00:32:11,587 --> 00:32:14,082 You better hope that job's worth it, motherfucker! 651 00:32:14,116 --> 00:32:15,148 What job?! 652 00:32:19,088 --> 00:32:20,461 Who the fuck is this? 653 00:32:20,496 --> 00:32:23,596 We have an availability for 'Carmen' at 2pm. 654 00:32:23,630 --> 00:32:25,861 Who the fuck is Carmen?! 655 00:32:25,896 --> 00:32:28,897 Uh, tickets to the opera 'Carmen'. 656 00:32:28,932 --> 00:32:30,932 And you wanted two, no? 657 00:32:30,967 --> 00:32:32,230 I love 'Carmen'! 658 00:32:32,265 --> 00:32:35,673 I love 'Carmen'! 659 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:53,491 ♪ Si tu ne m'aimes pas... ♪ 660 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:07,569 What's that thumping? I can't stop. 661 00:33:07,604 --> 00:33:10,902 My head is beating. What is that? Huh? What? 662 00:33:10,937 --> 00:33:12,508 It's this idiot. 663 00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:21,208 Are you people...fucking insane? 664 00:33:21,243 --> 00:33:22,880 Hey, watch your mouth! 665 00:33:22,915 --> 00:33:26,653 I picked you up from the street, saved you from sunstroke, 666 00:33:26,687 --> 00:33:28,214 and now you're calling me insane? 667 00:33:28,249 --> 00:33:29,556 Sunstroke? 668 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:32,383 You could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car. 669 00:33:32,418 --> 00:33:33,890 And don't even get me started on 670 00:33:33,925 --> 00:33:36,662 the psychological ramifications of what I heard you two doing. 671 00:33:37,455 --> 00:33:39,224 - Oh, goddamn! - Is that Valentino? 672 00:33:39,259 --> 00:33:40,291 No, it's mine. 673 00:33:40,326 --> 00:33:42,601 Did...did you spend the buy money? 674 00:33:42,636 --> 00:33:45,329 Come on, they totally expect us to spend SOME of it. 675 00:33:45,363 --> 00:33:46,802 No, no, obviously... 676 00:33:46,837 --> 00:33:48,672 ..I'll cover it with my life savings. 677 00:33:48,707 --> 00:33:50,905 I think that's a great idea. 678 00:33:52,777 --> 00:33:55,712 -Just gonna make a call. -Wish I had some life savings. 679 00:33:55,746 --> 00:33:57,471 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 680 00:33:57,506 --> 00:33:59,341 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 681 00:34:00,586 --> 00:34:02,586 That little mission we're on? Well, we're... 682 00:34:02,621 --> 00:34:04,522 We're way off course. 683 00:34:04,556 --> 00:34:06,314 Can't even see the course anymore. 684 00:34:06,349 --> 00:34:08,558 Or hear it, for that matter. 685 00:34:08,593 --> 00:34:11,220 Uh, my ears are still ringing from... 686 00:34:11,255 --> 00:34:14,025 ..from ferocious sexual intercourse 687 00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:17,424 leading to a rolling quadruple climax. 688 00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:19,128 Anyway, I'm venting. 689 00:34:19,163 --> 00:34:22,868 I don't wanna vent to you, so I'll catch up with you later. 690 00:34:22,903 --> 00:34:25,266 Oh, shit! 691 00:34:26,334 --> 00:34:27,971 Who were you talking to? 692 00:34:28,006 --> 00:34:29,841 It's a secret. 693 00:34:29,876 --> 00:34:32,877 -I know your secret. -You do? 694 00:34:32,912 --> 00:34:35,748 You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself. 695 00:34:36,981 --> 00:34:38,046 Hah! 696 00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:40,785 Listen, Breese, you really hurt my feelings. 697 00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:42,886 Do you really think I am crazy? 698 00:34:42,921 --> 00:34:44,052 No! 699 00:34:44,087 --> 00:34:47,561 I think you're... unusually aggressive, violent, 700 00:34:47,595 --> 00:34:48,792 but in an unpredictable way. 701 00:34:48,827 --> 00:34:49,958 I would make a great mother. 702 00:34:49,993 --> 00:34:51,454 Don't you think I'd make a great mother? 703 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:56,030 Oh, my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host. 704 00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:59,230 Thank you, Breese. 705 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:01,067 Thank you. 706 00:35:02,103 --> 00:35:04,136 It must be your... 707 00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:06,710 ..powerful asexuality 708 00:35:06,744 --> 00:35:08,975 that makes you such a good listener. 709 00:35:09,978 --> 00:35:12,880 Please step away, miss. This is a military crime scene. 710 00:35:12,915 --> 00:35:15,982 Jesus Christ. Swing the fucking bat. 711 00:35:16,016 --> 00:35:17,114 Ahh! 712 00:35:18,018 --> 00:35:20,546 Let me guess. Crowley gave us a shit lead. 713 00:35:20,581 --> 00:35:21,888 No-one will tell me what was inside. 714 00:35:21,923 --> 00:35:23,824 It was a classified military shipment. 715 00:35:24,728 --> 00:35:26,629 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 716 00:35:26,663 --> 00:35:28,322 What are the fucking odds? 717 00:35:28,357 --> 00:35:30,962 Seems lightning strikes twice. 718 00:35:32,801 --> 00:35:34,559 We need to get that packing slip. 719 00:35:34,594 --> 00:35:36,429 How do you propose we do that, Mr Bobby? 720 00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:40,773 We need a distraction. 721 00:35:40,808 --> 00:35:42,236 What? 722 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:52,245 Jesus, what the fuck are you doing? 723 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,112 Sonofabitch. 724 00:35:53,148 --> 00:35:55,149 Last time I saw something like this, 725 00:35:55,184 --> 00:35:57,481 Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid. 726 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,991 Bobby, I'm glad you called. 727 00:36:03,026 --> 00:36:04,487 Listen, it's a diamond-tipped drill. 728 00:36:04,522 --> 00:36:07,424 And I know there's a link, but this drill was fucking massive. 729 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,633 You were right. 730 00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:10,558 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office. 731 00:36:10,593 --> 00:36:12,637 The Mob are making a buy in Portofino. 732 00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:14,496 They're purchasing classified coordinates 733 00:36:14,531 --> 00:36:15,904 of a large-scale data grid. 734 00:36:15,939 --> 00:36:17,499 We've got a surveillance team there... 735 00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:20,567 -We have a team in Portofino? -Yeah, moving into position now. 736 00:36:20,602 --> 00:36:22,107 Get the chopper. Get the chopper. 737 00:36:22,142 --> 00:36:23,208 Oh, Bobby? 738 00:36:23,243 --> 00:36:25,748 If this actually turns out to be what you say it is, 739 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:27,651 I will personally make sure 740 00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:29,113 you get your transfer back to Boston. 741 00:36:29,148 --> 00:36:31,753 Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you enough. Thank you so much. 742 00:36:31,788 --> 00:36:33,117 Thank you, ma'am. 743 00:36:33,152 --> 00:36:34,723 We're going to Portofino! 744 00:36:43,964 --> 00:36:45,667 Let's get into character. 745 00:36:45,702 --> 00:36:47,229 I'm the bodyguard. 746 00:36:47,263 --> 00:36:50,099 Now let's hear the British accent of Carlo's mistress. 747 00:36:50,134 --> 00:36:51,628 My British accent is perfect, 748 00:36:51,663 --> 00:36:52,805 you fucking cunt. 749 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,938 Let's skip the British accent 750 00:36:53,973 --> 00:36:56,204 and go straight to being brutally executed. 751 00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,107 How's the sight line, D? 752 00:36:58,141 --> 00:37:01,945 Mm-mm. Just protecting my asset. 753 00:37:03,476 --> 00:37:05,883 We're here to see Vladimir. 754 00:37:08,513 --> 00:37:09,545 I'm the bodyguard. 755 00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,019 Security check. 756 00:37:11,054 --> 00:37:14,088 Two minutes out. 757 00:37:15,388 --> 00:37:17,894 Crowley's got a team in place. We gotta call off the buy. 758 00:37:17,928 --> 00:37:20,830 If she finds out I've got those shitheads working for me... 759 00:37:29,774 --> 00:37:31,103 He's not answering the phone. 760 00:37:31,138 --> 00:37:33,842 What did I tell him? Burner phone. Pick it up! 761 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:36,438 -Here you go, sir. -Thank you very much. 762 00:37:36,473 --> 00:37:38,077 Great work. 763 00:37:38,111 --> 00:37:40,210 Yeah! 764 00:37:43,710 --> 00:37:45,721 Yeah. Yeah! 765 00:37:45,756 --> 00:37:48,185 -Oh, shit! -What's wrong? 766 00:37:48,219 --> 00:37:51,154 Just a former client. It's fine - he didn't see me. 767 00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:57,424 You must be Vladimir. 768 00:37:58,657 --> 00:38:00,228 Carlo sends his regards. 769 00:38:00,263 --> 00:38:02,626 He thought I would attract less attention. 770 00:38:02,661 --> 00:38:04,628 Well, he thought wrong! 771 00:38:04,663 --> 00:38:07,235 But nobody's complaining. 772 00:38:07,270 --> 00:38:09,039 Sonofabitch. 773 00:38:12,703 --> 00:38:14,274 You have the security feed yet? 774 00:38:14,309 --> 00:38:15,542 Getting it now. 775 00:38:15,577 --> 00:38:18,575 Don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club. 776 00:38:18,609 --> 00:38:20,950 -There's too many civilians. -Roger that. 777 00:38:27,926 --> 00:38:29,761 These are the classified coordinates 778 00:38:29,795 --> 00:38:32,158 to the entire European data grid. 779 00:38:33,326 --> 00:38:34,490 OK? 780 00:38:35,493 --> 00:38:37,559 No, no, no, no, no. 781 00:38:39,034 --> 00:38:41,936 These are proximity paired. 782 00:38:43,401 --> 00:38:46,567 Until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet, 783 00:38:46,602 --> 00:38:48,811 I suggest you do not let the briefcase 784 00:38:48,846 --> 00:38:51,847 out of 5-metre radius for more than 15 seconds. 785 00:38:51,881 --> 00:38:55,014 If you do, bracelet explodes. 786 00:38:55,049 --> 00:38:57,082 Keep it close! 787 00:38:57,887 --> 00:39:00,646 It will be a shame for that beautiful face 788 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,252 to be disintegrated by TNT. 789 00:39:05,223 --> 00:39:06,422 The fuck? 790 00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:09,192 I should just pop this motherfucker right now. 791 00:39:09,227 --> 00:39:11,799 -Address? -Oh, the delivery address! 792 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:13,360 In Florence. 793 00:39:14,198 --> 00:39:16,099 You will deliver to the buyer tomorrow 794 00:39:16,134 --> 00:39:17,969 at the Ludovico Gallery auction. 795 00:39:18,004 --> 00:39:20,037 Ah, I love Florence! 796 00:39:20,071 --> 00:39:23,809 I adore galleries and museums and culture. 797 00:39:23,844 --> 00:39:25,140 Michael Bryce! 798 00:39:25,175 --> 00:39:27,571 You have me confused with someone else. 799 00:39:27,606 --> 00:39:29,177 No, no, I'd never forget the face of 800 00:39:29,212 --> 00:39:31,179 the man who saved my life in my darkest hour. 801 00:39:31,213 --> 00:39:33,576 Come on, bro! Let's do some blow together. 802 00:39:33,611 --> 00:39:34,852 Michael Bryce? 803 00:39:34,887 --> 00:39:36,579 Didn't he lose his licence 804 00:39:36,614 --> 00:39:37,954 when Kurosawa was killed? 805 00:39:37,989 --> 00:39:40,154 No, no, he's got me mistaken for someone else. 806 00:39:40,188 --> 00:39:41,990 I told you, it's Michael Bryce! 807 00:39:42,025 --> 00:39:43,387 For the record, that's pending review. 808 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:44,652 Fuck off! 809 00:39:44,687 --> 00:39:46,192 Hey, guys, it's Michael Bryce! 810 00:39:46,227 --> 00:39:49,756 Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard 811 00:39:49,791 --> 00:39:51,725 to protect the love of his life? 812 00:39:51,759 --> 00:39:53,759 Right! You're fired. 813 00:39:53,794 --> 00:39:54,870 You're fucking fired! 814 00:39:54,905 --> 00:39:57,136 Oh, that's true, baby. 815 00:39:57,171 --> 00:40:00,733 Carlo always has preferred younger women. 816 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:02,239 Excuse me? 817 00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:04,538 I've seen him with a woman in her 30s, 818 00:40:04,573 --> 00:40:06,540 but never this old. 819 00:40:06,575 --> 00:40:08,113 Never! 820 00:40:08,148 --> 00:40:10,577 No, no, no, no. No, no. Don't...don't laugh. 821 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,620 - Here it comes. - Old lady, right? 822 00:40:23,095 --> 00:40:25,997 What the fuck did you just say, 823 00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:29,660 you finger-licking shit monkey 824 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:32,828 donkey-blowing motherfucker?! 825 00:40:38,043 --> 00:40:40,472 That sounded really Mexican. 826 00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:42,771 Shit. 827 00:40:42,805 --> 00:40:44,112 We have a problem. 828 00:40:44,147 --> 00:40:45,839 This is a fucking set-up. 829 00:40:45,874 --> 00:40:48,050 You don't fucking say, vape juice! 830 00:40:48,085 --> 00:40:49,381 Get that case off her. 831 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,712 Get me Carlo on the phone! 832 00:40:50,747 --> 00:40:53,616 And here we go. 833 00:41:01,932 --> 00:41:03,998 Shit! 834 00:41:04,033 --> 00:41:05,395 Clear the room. 835 00:41:06,068 --> 00:41:07,969 Let's go. Move! Move! 836 00:41:08,004 --> 00:41:09,938 Breese! The gun! 837 00:41:23,413 --> 00:41:26,051 Feel like giving me a hand, Kincaid? 838 00:41:27,186 --> 00:41:28,647 Triple-A, my ass. 839 00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:35,356 All Interpol agents, you are authorised. 840 00:41:35,391 --> 00:41:36,192 Shoot to kill. 841 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,854 Interpol. Get the fuck out now. 842 00:41:38,889 --> 00:41:41,560 Shit. Shit! 843 00:41:48,865 --> 00:41:51,943 Greatest night of my life! Aaggh! 844 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:54,835 Breese! 845 00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:56,177 Fuck! 846 00:41:56,212 --> 00:41:58,872 Breese! The case! Come on! 847 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,481 Bitch! 848 00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:11,257 Get back! Get out of the way! 849 00:42:16,824 --> 00:42:19,462 Move! Move! 850 00:42:21,796 --> 00:42:24,368 Say my age, bitch! 851 00:42:24,402 --> 00:42:26,501 Oh, no, no! 852 00:42:28,538 --> 00:42:32,309 Breese, I'm famished. 853 00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:35,411 -Shall we go now? -Still Mexican. 854 00:42:40,879 --> 00:42:45,123 Breese! 855 00:42:47,687 --> 00:42:49,995 Get to the fucking dock now! 856 00:42:50,030 --> 00:42:52,129 Breese! Breese! 857 00:42:52,164 --> 00:42:54,461 Get out of the way! Move! Move! 858 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:08,209 Breese, my baby, wake up! Stay with me, Breese! 859 00:43:08,244 --> 00:43:10,739 This way. 860 00:43:10,774 --> 00:43:13,181 This way! Come on! 861 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,841 Out of my fucking way, please! 862 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,480 Target heading for the water. 863 00:43:17,747 --> 00:43:19,582 - Let's go! - Go, go, go, go! 864 00:43:28,295 --> 00:43:29,855 Breesey! 865 00:43:29,890 --> 00:43:32,198 No, no, no, you can't die on me, Breesey! 866 00:43:32,233 --> 00:43:34,794 You're the only one who understands me! 867 00:43:34,828 --> 00:43:36,531 Baby... 868 00:43:36,566 --> 00:43:38,401 -Come on, Breese! -Baby! 869 00:43:38,436 --> 00:43:42,636 -Come back to us! -Baby, he's gone. 870 00:43:42,671 --> 00:43:45,408 Don't say that! 871 00:43:48,742 --> 00:43:53,019 You'd better say something nice about my Breesey. 872 00:43:54,582 --> 00:43:57,055 Michael was... 873 00:43:58,718 --> 00:44:00,014 ..very careful. 874 00:44:00,049 --> 00:44:02,522 Yes, he was. 875 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,359 He loved seatbelts. 876 00:44:04,393 --> 00:44:08,758 He did love seatbelts so very much. 877 00:44:08,793 --> 00:44:11,134 Mm-hm. 878 00:44:11,169 --> 00:44:14,764 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 879 00:44:14,798 --> 00:44:19,735 We will never forget the time you spent with us. 880 00:44:24,071 --> 00:44:26,280 That was beautiful. 881 00:44:26,314 --> 00:44:29,117 You should have been a priest. 882 00:44:34,256 --> 00:44:36,883 OK, let's toss his ass in and bounce. 883 00:44:53,504 --> 00:44:57,000 What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you people? 884 00:44:57,034 --> 00:44:59,969 -Hey, we gave you a sea burial! -A sea burial? 885 00:45:00,004 --> 00:45:01,641 Well, you didn't have a heartbeat! 886 00:45:01,676 --> 00:45:04,644 I'm wearing fucking Kevlar! 887 00:45:06,075 --> 00:45:07,448 These were your operatives. 888 00:45:07,483 --> 00:45:08,977 I've never seen them before. 889 00:45:09,012 --> 00:45:10,484 Only one number called this phone 890 00:45:10,519 --> 00:45:12,519 that Michael Bryce was in possession of 891 00:45:12,554 --> 00:45:13,619 and it was yours. 892 00:45:13,654 --> 00:45:14,818 We have less than two days 893 00:45:14,853 --> 00:45:15,885 before this attack happens. 894 00:45:15,919 --> 00:45:17,886 -Two days. -I gave you a chance. 895 00:45:17,921 --> 00:45:19,690 You went behind my back 896 00:45:19,725 --> 00:45:21,989 and you employed two criminals 897 00:45:22,024 --> 00:45:23,694 and an unlicensed bodyguard 898 00:45:23,729 --> 00:45:25,399 and now they're in possession of critical evidence. 899 00:45:25,433 --> 00:45:27,829 For all I know, they could be in on the cyber attack. 900 00:45:27,864 --> 00:45:30,238 They're not in on the attack, trust me. They're idiots. 901 00:45:30,273 --> 00:45:32,141 Did you know about this? 902 00:45:32,176 --> 00:45:34,473 -She had nothing to do with it. -Yes, I did. 903 00:45:34,508 --> 00:45:36,772 Put out a global red notice on Darius Kincaid, 904 00:45:36,806 --> 00:45:38,872 Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce. 905 00:45:38,907 --> 00:45:41,347 We have a problem. 906 00:45:44,286 --> 00:45:47,947 Three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates. 907 00:45:47,981 --> 00:45:49,816 Interpol were all over the scene. 908 00:45:49,851 --> 00:45:52,258 Seems that we have a rat. 909 00:45:52,293 --> 00:45:55,052 Get me Carlo on the phone. 910 00:45:55,087 --> 00:45:58,627 Sir, Carlo's dead. 911 00:46:01,829 --> 00:46:07,371 We have 48 hours and every moment that goes by, 912 00:46:07,405 --> 00:46:10,131 the proud men and women of Greece 913 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,639 fall lower on their knees. 914 00:46:12,674 --> 00:46:17,545 Only two people knew about the buy. 915 00:46:17,579 --> 00:46:19,546 Carlo... 916 00:46:20,615 --> 00:46:21,647 ..and you. 917 00:46:21,682 --> 00:46:24,650 I swear I would never betray you! 918 00:46:24,685 --> 00:46:26,718 You are a Trojan horse! 919 00:46:34,397 --> 00:46:37,992 Find the fugitives. Kill them. 920 00:46:38,026 --> 00:46:40,763 I need the briefcase. 921 00:46:41,766 --> 00:46:42,732 What is that? 922 00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:44,437 Interpol has issued red notices 923 00:46:44,472 --> 00:46:46,164 for the hit man, a con woman... 924 00:46:46,199 --> 00:46:48,166 Where did they get that picture? That's terrible! 925 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,277 ..and a reckless unlicensed bodyguard. 926 00:46:50,312 --> 00:46:52,312 That is pending fucking review. 927 00:46:52,347 --> 00:46:53,445 See, that's what we get 928 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,974 for trying to help these motherfuckers. 929 00:46:55,009 --> 00:46:57,977 You know, fuck 'em! Can we go finish our honeymoon, babe? 930 00:46:58,011 --> 00:47:01,254 With explosives on my wrist? No! 931 00:47:01,289 --> 00:47:03,916 We're taking this shit to the mystery big shot 932 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,852 so my uterus can relax. 933 00:47:05,887 --> 00:47:08,052 -Are you coming? -Oh, I'm coming. 934 00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:10,757 We need to prevent this cyber attack so I can clear my name. 935 00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:13,463 I got a PR disaster and this is gonna take a long time... 936 00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,696 - I wish he had died. - I heard that! 937 00:47:23,232 --> 00:47:26,002 Ah, fuck. 938 00:47:26,037 --> 00:47:28,378 -What's wrong? -You can't be serious. 939 00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:31,204 -About what? -My ribs are broken. 940 00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,975 I came down with a little case of 941 00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:35,010 12-gauge shotgun to the chest. 942 00:47:35,045 --> 00:47:37,848 -Remember? -Hey, Breesey, don't worry. 943 00:47:37,882 --> 00:47:41,488 Sonia's gonna take care of you. This will make you feel better. 944 00:47:41,523 --> 00:47:43,886 -Thank you. -There you go, baby. 945 00:47:46,055 --> 00:47:47,219 The auction of artworks 946 00:47:47,254 --> 00:47:49,331 by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire 947 00:47:49,365 --> 00:47:51,662 is believed to be the last of a long line of assets 948 00:47:51,697 --> 00:47:53,367 he's liquidated outside of his homeland. 949 00:47:53,402 --> 00:47:55,061 It is unknown what his motivation 950 00:47:55,096 --> 00:47:56,337 for selling up in Europe is, 951 00:47:56,372 --> 00:47:58,867 but analysts are calling it 'financial suicide'. 952 00:47:58,901 --> 00:48:01,341 Ooh, that is one helluva security detail. 953 00:48:01,376 --> 00:48:06,379 - Holy shit! Magnusson. - Who? 954 00:48:06,414 --> 00:48:08,073 Only the Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year 955 00:48:08,107 --> 00:48:09,480 three years in a row! 956 00:48:09,515 --> 00:48:11,009 They give you motherfuckers awards?! 957 00:48:11,044 --> 00:48:13,913 Yes, they give us awards and we have conventions and everything. 958 00:48:13,948 --> 00:48:15,915 Ain't no award for hit man. 959 00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:18,489 It's called 'lethal injection'. 960 00:48:18,523 --> 00:48:21,953 God, look at him. He's so strong, confident. 961 00:48:21,988 --> 00:48:24,857 -He's like a panther. -Let me see this motherfucker. 962 00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:29,499 Ooh, shit! Zento! 963 00:48:29,533 --> 00:48:32,468 That is a good motherfucking hit man right there. 964 00:48:32,503 --> 00:48:34,404 Took a lot of business from me. 965 00:48:34,439 --> 00:48:37,770 -Find yourself a nest. -I'm gonna take the tower. 966 00:48:38,904 --> 00:48:41,377 Whoever wants this briefcase is a serious high roller 967 00:48:41,412 --> 00:48:44,545 'cause Magnusson's fee is astronomical. 968 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:47,779 Releasing the package. I want everyone on high alert. 969 00:48:50,277 --> 00:48:53,179 And bingo. 970 00:48:53,214 --> 00:48:55,852 Oh. That is awful. 971 00:48:55,887 --> 00:49:00,692 It's like Liberace banged a set of curtains. 972 00:49:11,901 --> 00:49:13,868 You know that dude? 973 00:49:15,377 --> 00:49:17,443 I'm not sure. 974 00:49:18,578 --> 00:49:22,008 Magnusson, three pigeons on the rooftop. 975 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,514 Let me see this motherfucker. 976 00:49:25,650 --> 00:49:28,486 -They have the stolen briefcase. -Take the shot. 977 00:49:30,247 --> 00:49:32,049 Oh, shit! Zento! Gun! 978 00:49:34,218 --> 00:49:36,493 Get Aristotle to safety now. 979 00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:41,663 Scatter and converge. Get that case! 980 00:49:45,866 --> 00:49:48,295 They won't know we have five possible escape routes. 981 00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:50,033 They have five possible escape routes. 982 00:49:54,137 --> 00:49:55,510 Should've used a decoy. 983 00:49:55,545 --> 00:49:57,776 It appears they have no decoy, sir. 984 00:49:57,811 --> 00:50:00,977 - My God, they're amateurs. - Alright, let's go! 985 00:50:01,011 --> 00:50:02,714 Come on! 986 00:50:11,086 --> 00:50:12,283 If you'd listened to me, 987 00:50:12,318 --> 00:50:13,592 we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting! 988 00:50:13,627 --> 00:50:15,825 These idiots don't even have an extraction vehicle. 989 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:18,663 Bryce, get to the van! 990 00:50:18,698 --> 00:50:21,600 Go! Now! 991 00:50:22,569 --> 00:50:25,504 Move it, Bryce! 992 00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:28,705 Magnusson recognised me, 993 00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:30,410 which means he probably knows my moves. 994 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:31,938 I don't recognise any of these losers. 995 00:50:31,973 --> 00:50:35,447 - Shoot to kill. - Bryce, we gotta go! 996 00:50:35,482 --> 00:50:36,613 Just a moment! 997 00:50:36,648 --> 00:50:38,780 -Got it! Go! -Let's go! 998 00:50:42,983 --> 00:50:48,459 ♪ Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams 999 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:53,254 ♪ Speak a language... ♪ 1000 00:50:53,289 --> 00:50:56,158 Parrot is loose. Keep it in sight. 1001 00:50:58,162 --> 00:50:59,898 Breese, watch out! 1002 00:51:01,329 --> 00:51:03,835 ♪ Mmm, it can't be wrong... ♪ 1003 00:51:04,970 --> 00:51:06,475 Wow! 1004 00:51:06,510 --> 00:51:09,236 Wow, this guy's handling skills are actually incredible. 1005 00:51:10,206 --> 00:51:12,041 ♪ You're simply the best... ♪ 1006 00:51:12,075 --> 00:51:14,240 I just wanted to say it's an absolute honour 1007 00:51:14,275 --> 00:51:17,210 to be engaged in a car chase with someone of your skill set. 1008 00:51:17,245 --> 00:51:20,719 Thank you. I really appreciate that. 1009 00:51:20,754 --> 00:51:23,084 Steve McQueen ain't got shit on you. 1010 00:51:23,118 --> 00:51:24,491 I think that's the first time 1011 00:51:24,526 --> 00:51:26,460 you've ever said anything nice to me. 1012 00:51:28,596 --> 00:51:30,354 ♪ You're simply the best. ♪ 1013 00:51:34,161 --> 00:51:36,568 Bryce! Bryce! 1014 00:51:36,603 --> 00:51:39,329 Get in the car, Darius. Go, go, go! 1015 00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:42,871 Bryce, what the fuck?! 1016 00:51:42,905 --> 00:51:45,444 Move, motherfucker! 1017 00:51:46,579 --> 00:51:48,304 What the fuck did you give him? 1018 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:51,879 Just painkillers. 1019 00:51:53,651 --> 00:51:55,981 But he's so fucking delicate. 1020 00:51:57,050 --> 00:51:59,149 Parrot is flying west. Keep it in sight. 1021 00:52:02,417 --> 00:52:06,221 Oh, no! Not the stairs, motherfucker! 1022 00:52:10,227 --> 00:52:12,458 I'm not wearing a sports bra! 1023 00:52:20,841 --> 00:52:24,007 -Ah! -Jesus, this guy's a lunatic. 1024 00:52:25,504 --> 00:52:28,648 This is no fucking honeymoon, motherfucker! 1025 00:52:28,683 --> 00:52:31,343 This is shittymoon! 1026 00:52:31,378 --> 00:52:33,477 I'd say we had a pretty great fucking day! 1027 00:52:33,511 --> 00:52:35,885 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Shopping. 1028 00:52:42,354 --> 00:52:43,595 Wine-tasting. 1029 00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:45,256 Yeah, with someone else's money! 1030 00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:47,324 Flowers. 1031 00:52:51,737 --> 00:52:53,539 Mamma mia! 1032 00:52:53,573 --> 00:52:54,737 One bird still remaining in flight. 1033 00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:56,497 ♪ Fucking opera! ♪ 1034 00:52:56,532 --> 00:52:59,137 And you fell asleep, motherfucker! 1035 00:53:00,107 --> 00:53:03,372 Good afternoon. I'd like to offer up a ceasefire. 1036 00:53:03,406 --> 00:53:04,438 Oh. 1037 00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:05,846 You hand over that briefcase 1038 00:53:05,881 --> 00:53:07,309 and I'll gladly undo that bracelet. 1039 00:53:07,344 --> 00:53:09,344 Sure. 1040 00:53:09,379 --> 00:53:11,478 Bugger me. 1041 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:16,823 Ah, that's the end of Breese's idol. 1042 00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:21,289 Parrot's flying south. Get the case. 1043 00:53:24,194 --> 00:53:26,095 Oh, no, por favor! 1044 00:53:28,671 --> 00:53:31,166 When I say "now", crack your door. 1045 00:53:31,201 --> 00:53:33,234 And... 1046 00:53:33,268 --> 00:53:34,938 ..now! 1047 00:53:44,212 --> 00:53:46,212 Oh, fuck! 1048 00:53:46,247 --> 00:53:48,082 Oh! 1049 00:53:49,118 --> 00:53:50,656 -Ah! -Oh, fuck! 1050 00:53:50,691 --> 00:53:54,594 Oh, my God! I'm gonna die! 1051 00:53:54,628 --> 00:53:56,221 -Oh, my God! -I got you. 1052 00:53:56,256 --> 00:53:57,926 I got you! Calm down! 1053 00:53:59,798 --> 00:54:02,161 Argh! 1054 00:54:08,674 --> 00:54:12,269 Oh, yes! 1055 00:54:15,405 --> 00:54:17,647 Shit. 1056 00:54:17,682 --> 00:54:20,309 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me! 1057 00:54:29,385 --> 00:54:31,451 What the fuck?! 1058 00:54:38,426 --> 00:54:40,261 Dive! 1059 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:49,335 Did we lose them? 1060 00:54:50,877 --> 00:54:53,141 No, you didn't lose them! 1061 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,077 Oh, shit! 1062 00:55:07,386 --> 00:55:09,694 Oh, shit! 1063 00:55:09,729 --> 00:55:11,696 Sonia! 1064 00:55:11,731 --> 00:55:13,324 Get the fuck back in the car! 1065 00:55:13,359 --> 00:55:15,293 Are you trying to get rid of me? 1066 00:55:15,327 --> 00:55:17,360 Swinging out the fucking car?! 1067 00:55:20,662 --> 00:55:22,937 Motherfucker's reloading. Take the wheel. 1068 00:55:35,312 --> 00:55:37,752 Argh! 1069 00:55:40,988 --> 00:55:42,757 What are you doing? 1070 00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:44,220 -Hang on, baby! -Darius! 1071 00:55:44,255 --> 00:55:47,322 Oh, fuck! 1072 00:55:51,261 --> 00:55:54,361 Ooh. 1073 00:56:00,467 --> 00:56:03,303 They didn't wear their seatbelts. 1074 00:56:03,338 --> 00:56:05,272 The three fugitives responsible for 1075 00:56:05,306 --> 00:56:07,537 a nightclub shootout in Portofino last night... 1076 00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:09,011 Phone call for you, sir. 1077 00:56:09,046 --> 00:56:11,376 ..and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy. 1078 00:56:11,411 --> 00:56:12,575 Our world news correspondent... 1079 00:56:12,610 --> 00:56:13,642 Yeah? 1080 00:56:13,677 --> 00:56:14,918 Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, 1081 00:56:14,953 --> 00:56:17,514 but the three fugitives managed to escape. 1082 00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:20,054 ..police search for disgraced bodyguard Michael Bryce, 1083 00:56:20,089 --> 00:56:22,518 international con woman Sonia Kincaid... 1084 00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:27,160 When you find them, I want them alive. 1085 00:56:27,194 --> 00:56:32,098 ♪ You're asleep, little Breese 1086 00:56:32,133 --> 00:56:36,036 ♪ Can you please wake the fuck up? 1087 00:56:36,070 --> 00:56:39,841 ♪ In your slumber, think of Sonia 1088 00:56:39,876 --> 00:56:43,372 ♪ And the bomb that's on her wrist. ♪ 1089 00:56:45,112 --> 00:56:49,510 Hey! What the fuck were those pills? 1090 00:56:49,544 --> 00:56:52,545 -It's just lithium. -Lithium?! 1091 00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:54,954 Baby, lithium's not pain medication. 1092 00:56:54,989 --> 00:56:58,518 It's to manage my stress, Darius, and stress IS pain. 1093 00:56:58,552 --> 00:56:59,958 Breesey, you want some more? 1094 00:56:59,993 --> 00:57:02,521 Don't you come anywhere near me. 1095 00:57:02,556 --> 00:57:04,721 I've had it with you two. 1096 00:57:04,756 --> 00:57:08,131 I'm sorry to say this, Sonia, but you are crazy. 1097 00:57:08,165 --> 00:57:10,836 Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker, you can't talk to my wife that way. 1098 00:57:10,871 --> 00:57:13,905 Why not? She'd make a terrible mother. 1099 00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:17,106 I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care. 1100 00:57:17,140 --> 00:57:20,636 You need to apologise to Sonia right the fuck now. 1101 00:57:20,671 --> 00:57:22,539 Oh, fuck this. "You gotta apologise..." 1102 00:57:22,574 --> 00:57:23,980 What, are you gonna shoot me now? 1103 00:57:24,015 --> 00:57:27,280 Father of the Year right here. Can't wait. 1104 00:57:28,084 --> 00:57:29,644 Hey! Hey, where you going, motherfucker? 1105 00:57:29,679 --> 00:57:30,920 I said, "Apologise!" 1106 00:57:30,955 --> 00:57:34,891 Well, I'm just gonna ride the lithium out. Whoo! 1107 00:57:35,718 --> 00:57:37,894 Fuck. 1108 00:57:37,928 --> 00:57:39,994 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 1109 00:57:40,029 --> 00:57:42,029 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 1110 00:57:42,064 --> 00:57:43,899 Future Michael, I'm really lost. 1111 00:57:43,934 --> 00:57:45,329 Give me a sign. 1112 00:57:45,364 --> 00:57:47,397 Your service is currently out of range. 1113 00:57:47,431 --> 00:57:50,432 Goddamn it. F... 1114 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:54,370 Now those two psychos are trying to ruin my life. 1115 00:57:58,408 --> 00:58:00,441 Babe, you alright? 1116 00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:04,775 I'm great. 1117 00:58:04,810 --> 00:58:10,583 I mean, our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery. 1118 00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:12,958 I don't have a foetus in my womb, 1119 00:58:12,993 --> 00:58:16,060 but I do have a bomb on my wrist. 1120 00:58:16,095 --> 00:58:20,427 In other words, this lifestyle that you dragged me into 1121 00:58:20,461 --> 00:58:22,197 has made me a horrendous mother 1122 00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:24,133 of the children we don't even have. 1123 00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:25,838 In other words, this is all your fault! 1124 00:58:25,873 --> 00:58:27,202 How the fuck is this my fault? 1125 00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:28,907 Now, if I remember, I didn't meet you 1126 00:58:28,941 --> 00:58:30,204 at no goddamn debutante ball. 1127 00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:32,668 - What? - Took a bullet for him. 1128 00:58:32,703 --> 00:58:34,439 Took a bullet for her. 1129 00:58:34,474 --> 00:58:35,847 Yeah, old Bryce is just 1130 00:58:35,882 --> 00:58:39,345 everybody's favourite little bullet caddy, isn't he? 1131 00:58:41,513 --> 00:58:46,417 OK, game on. Come on. 1132 00:58:46,452 --> 00:58:48,287 Give me a sign. 1133 00:58:48,321 --> 00:58:50,288 Any sign. 1134 00:58:50,323 --> 00:58:51,828 Please. 1135 00:58:52,622 --> 00:58:55,557 OK, that is a sign, it's just not the one I'm looking for. 1136 00:59:01,465 --> 00:59:05,170 Anything. Anything at all! 1137 00:59:11,474 --> 00:59:14,343 I see what you're doing. I... 1138 00:59:14,378 --> 00:59:17,984 You wanna play ball? We're gonna play ball. 1139 00:59:18,019 --> 00:59:20,316 Take some responsibility for your shit! 1140 00:59:20,350 --> 00:59:21,745 Sonia, it ain't my goddamn fault! 1141 00:59:21,780 --> 00:59:23,054 - Hey. - You're really making me... 1142 00:59:23,089 --> 00:59:25,023 - Hey! - What? 1143 00:59:25,058 --> 00:59:27,553 I said some awful stuff back there 1144 00:59:27,588 --> 00:59:31,062 because I was involuntarily administered lithium. 1145 00:59:31,855 --> 00:59:33,294 Apology accepted. 1146 00:59:33,329 --> 00:59:37,595 I'm not apologising. But I know someone who can help us out. 1147 00:59:46,836 --> 00:59:50,112 Is this like that gun thing? You can't press doorbells either? 1148 00:59:50,146 --> 00:59:55,347 It's just I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my licence. 1149 00:59:55,382 --> 00:59:58,845 So, you're admitting you're unlicensed. 1150 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,122 You don't understand. 1151 01:00:03,554 --> 01:00:05,620 He's the greatest bodyguard who ever lived... 1152 01:00:07,063 --> 01:00:10,130 ..and I'm just...me. 1153 01:00:10,164 --> 01:00:11,966 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1154 01:00:17,699 --> 01:00:19,435 Fuck! 1155 01:00:21,471 --> 01:00:22,866 Alright. 1156 01:00:29,347 --> 01:00:31,908 Mr Bryce out back. He chop the wood. 1157 01:00:31,942 --> 01:00:35,779 He be a moment. I'll get you some water. 1158 01:00:37,288 --> 01:00:41,521 This Triple-A shit is a family fantasy. 1159 01:00:51,630 --> 01:00:53,729 Hey, Papa. 1160 01:00:54,534 --> 01:00:56,369 I never imagined I'd be coming home like this. 1161 01:00:56,404 --> 01:00:59,570 I always thought it would be under different circumstances. 1162 01:00:59,605 --> 01:01:04,443 As I'm sure you know, my... my licence is under review. 1163 01:01:06,842 --> 01:01:09,381 I'm sorry for being such a disgrace. 1164 01:01:10,251 --> 01:01:13,021 We really need your help. 1165 01:01:13,881 --> 01:01:19,456 Out there in the world, you're an unlicensed protection agent, 1166 01:01:19,491 --> 01:01:20,919 but here... 1167 01:01:22,592 --> 01:01:25,890 ..here you are my son 1168 01:01:25,925 --> 01:01:27,562 and this is your home. 1169 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:35,569 What the fuck?! 1170 01:01:36,770 --> 01:01:38,143 Aww! 1171 01:01:41,081 --> 01:01:43,642 Just chill. 1172 01:01:43,677 --> 01:01:46,150 I'm trying to have a long awaited moment with my dad. 1173 01:01:46,185 --> 01:01:48,119 I get it. You're freaking out. 1174 01:01:48,154 --> 01:01:50,550 -He's...he's...he's... -A legend. Yes. 1175 01:01:50,585 --> 01:01:53,091 That's weird for you, but, to me, he's just Papa. 1176 01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:54,487 No, I'm freaked out because... 1177 01:01:54,522 --> 01:01:56,687 Because his voice is so deeply rich in its timbre? 1178 01:01:56,722 --> 01:01:58,755 Yes. It's remarkable, but a lot of people sound... 1179 01:01:58,790 --> 01:02:00,196 No, motherfucker, it's not his voice. 1180 01:02:00,231 --> 01:02:02,528 -It's the fact that he... -Is a published author? 1181 01:02:03,794 --> 01:02:06,300 Huh? What is it, Darius? 1182 01:02:06,335 --> 01:02:08,236 Spit it out, 'cause, frankly, 1183 01:02:08,271 --> 01:02:10,436 it's exhausting to hear you beat about the bush. 1184 01:02:10,471 --> 01:02:12,966 -'Around', Junior. -I'm sorry? 1185 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:17,079 The expression is 'beat around the bush'. 1186 01:02:17,873 --> 01:02:19,741 - Interesting. - It's 'around'. 1187 01:02:19,776 --> 01:02:22,150 -Sorry, I'm... -I know who you are. 1188 01:02:22,184 --> 01:02:23,777 I watch the news. 1189 01:02:26,914 --> 01:02:28,782 Hello, my dear. 1190 01:02:30,324 --> 01:02:32,192 Nice to meet you, Mr Breese father. 1191 01:02:32,226 --> 01:02:35,227 -My pleasure. -You have a lovely son. 1192 01:02:35,262 --> 01:02:36,888 Can we have it removed? 1193 01:02:36,923 --> 01:02:39,693 Well, we'll do our best. 1194 01:02:39,728 --> 01:02:42,135 -Giuseppe? -Yes, sir. 1195 01:02:42,169 --> 01:02:45,137 Make arrangements for a safe house 1196 01:02:45,172 --> 01:02:49,306 and the necessary equipment to unlink a TI-47. 1197 01:02:51,343 --> 01:02:54,542 When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was black? 1198 01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:57,775 Stepdad. And I fail to see how that's relevant. 1199 01:02:57,810 --> 01:03:01,911 Why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate? 1200 01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:04,121 -Yeah. -Relevant? Heart? Hate? 1201 01:03:04,156 --> 01:03:05,551 What the fuck are you talking about? 1202 01:03:05,586 --> 01:03:07,487 -You know exactly what I'm... -Alright now, boys, boys... 1203 01:03:07,522 --> 01:03:10,919 -I'm sorry, Papa. -No bickering under my roof, OK? 1204 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:13,020 -Understood. -Who's hungry? 1205 01:03:13,054 --> 01:03:15,164 -I can eat. -Good, good. 1206 01:03:15,199 --> 01:03:18,167 -Hungry? -I'm a little peckish. 1207 01:03:27,705 --> 01:03:33,874 These are all the bullets Dad's taken for heads of state. 1208 01:03:33,908 --> 01:03:36,414 Ooh, impressive. 1209 01:03:36,449 --> 01:03:39,450 Nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man. 1210 01:03:39,485 --> 01:03:44,686 -Yeah, I've taken 20 myself. -I took a bullet. 1211 01:03:45,787 --> 01:03:48,788 -Yeah? -Yeah, for...for Darius. 1212 01:03:48,823 --> 01:03:51,087 I saved his life. Right, Darius? 1213 01:03:52,464 --> 01:03:54,926 Breese took a bullet for my husband at The Hague. 1214 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,795 He was very brave. 1215 01:03:56,830 --> 01:03:59,831 Check it out. Right there. 1216 01:04:01,065 --> 01:04:02,933 Bryce, that looks like a freckle. 1217 01:04:03,770 --> 01:04:06,705 He also took a shotgun blast for me last night. 1218 01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:09,103 Well, actually, well, I was wearing Kevlar. 1219 01:04:09,138 --> 01:04:12,040 Kevlar? Real Triple-As never wear Kevlar. 1220 01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:16,076 Course, knowing Bryce and his trusty penknife, 1221 01:04:16,111 --> 01:04:17,946 he'll have the danger all taken care of 1222 01:04:17,981 --> 01:04:19,453 before it even gets to that. 1223 01:04:21,116 --> 01:04:24,194 You...you laugh, but countless heads of state 1224 01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:26,052 have been taken out by the penknife. 1225 01:04:26,087 --> 01:04:27,625 No-one sees it coming. 1226 01:04:28,859 --> 01:04:32,696 Ah, yes, Elena's gelato. 1227 01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:35,203 Best gelato this side... 1228 01:04:39,506 --> 01:04:41,671 Bryce? 1229 01:04:42,707 --> 01:04:44,410 Excuse me a moment. 1230 01:04:44,444 --> 01:04:46,037 Bryce. 1231 01:04:46,072 --> 01:04:48,182 Bryce? 1232 01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:49,777 What's wrong with him? 1233 01:04:49,812 --> 01:04:51,845 It's the gelato. 1234 01:04:53,716 --> 01:04:56,849 I forgot. It's a trigger. 1235 01:04:56,884 --> 01:05:00,721 Why? 1236 01:05:00,756 --> 01:05:05,121 All of Bryce's memories are with his mother. 1237 01:05:05,155 --> 01:05:09,366 She used to call him her 'little bodyguard'. 1238 01:05:09,401 --> 01:05:13,601 Every Sunday, she would take Bryce to the amusement park. 1239 01:05:13,636 --> 01:05:17,033 But it wasn't the rides he was interested in. 1240 01:05:17,067 --> 01:05:20,871 It was the gelato. 1241 01:05:20,906 --> 01:05:23,038 Oh, yes. 1242 01:05:23,073 --> 01:05:24,611 Bryce weighed the pros and cons 1243 01:05:24,645 --> 01:05:28,284 of rocky road versus lavender fig. 1244 01:05:28,319 --> 01:05:30,319 It seemed endless. 1245 01:05:30,354 --> 01:05:34,389 Then what happened? Did he choose the wrong flavour? 1246 01:05:34,423 --> 01:05:38,117 No, my dear. Fate chose his mother. 1247 01:05:38,152 --> 01:05:40,053 To this day, I have no idea 1248 01:05:40,088 --> 01:05:44,189 why a full-figured 290-pound Italian man 1249 01:05:44,224 --> 01:05:46,191 wanted to ride the Paratrooper. 1250 01:05:46,225 --> 01:05:49,501 Truth is, I don't wanna know. 1251 01:05:49,536 --> 01:05:51,998 Some things are best left unsaid. 1252 01:05:54,606 --> 01:05:58,509 And Bryce, well, he chose to blame himself. 1253 01:05:59,446 --> 01:06:01,512 That's why he loves seatbelts. 1254 01:06:01,547 --> 01:06:04,845 Still doesn't explain why he's so annoying. 1255 01:06:07,585 --> 01:06:09,387 You're annoying. 1256 01:06:19,827 --> 01:06:21,596 Hi. Hi. Hi. 1257 01:06:21,631 --> 01:06:23,631 -Are you OK? -I'm fine. I'm fine. 1258 01:06:23,666 --> 01:06:26,502 -Do you want me to push you? -No, no, no, no, no. Thank you. 1259 01:06:26,536 --> 01:06:32,639 I just... I cry sometimes when I'm awake, so... 1260 01:06:32,674 --> 01:06:35,378 Your father told us what happened to your mother. 1261 01:06:35,412 --> 01:06:40,107 Ah, if I'd just ordered peach gelato a minute sooner, 1262 01:06:40,142 --> 01:06:42,043 she'd still be alive. 1263 01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:43,583 It's my fault. My bad. I get it. 1264 01:06:43,618 --> 01:06:46,982 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not your fault. 1265 01:06:47,016 --> 01:06:48,422 You cannot blame yourself. 1266 01:06:48,457 --> 01:06:51,216 I mean, it's perfectly normal to feel guilty. 1267 01:06:51,251 --> 01:06:53,559 I understand you better than you think. 1268 01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:56,892 My mother was eaten by a shark. 1269 01:06:58,631 --> 01:07:02,567 You know, seeing your mother being devoured by a beast, 1270 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:05,834 it can really traumatise you - more than you can think. 1271 01:07:05,868 --> 01:07:10,409 But my God, has it done a number on you, honey. 1272 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:15,579 I mean, you are fucked up in more ways than I can count. 1273 01:07:15,614 --> 01:07:17,515 -Now it all makes sense... -Yeah. 1274 01:07:17,549 --> 01:07:19,615 ..including your obsession with my boobs. 1275 01:07:19,650 --> 01:07:22,816 What? I'm sorry. Did you say... With your boobs? 1276 01:07:22,851 --> 01:07:25,115 I've never thought about your boobs, not even once. 1277 01:07:25,150 --> 01:07:28,118 Come on, you're obsessed with my boobs. 1278 01:07:28,152 --> 01:07:29,525 Jesus Christ, alright. 1279 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:32,990 When you saved me, you very gently cupped your hands 1280 01:07:33,025 --> 01:07:36,697 and pushed me by the boobs to save me from the bullet. 1281 01:07:36,731 --> 01:07:38,698 Not a lot of alternative real estate there. 1282 01:07:38,733 --> 01:07:41,767 I could hear the little boy inside of you, screaming, 1283 01:07:41,802 --> 01:07:44,473 "Mommy, please don't die! I need you!" 1284 01:07:44,508 --> 01:07:46,167 I don't think that's what I was screaming. 1285 01:07:46,202 --> 01:07:48,576 I don't sound like that... at all. 1286 01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:50,676 If it makes you feel any better... 1287 01:07:50,711 --> 01:07:52,106 It doesn't. 1288 01:07:52,141 --> 01:07:54,350 ..I cannot eat gelato either. 1289 01:07:54,385 --> 01:07:56,451 Right. Doesn't make me feel better. I don't care. 1290 01:07:56,485 --> 01:07:58,309 I'm lactose-intolerant. 1291 01:07:58,344 --> 01:08:01,246 I still don't care, so... 1292 01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:03,490 I'm gonna head back inside. 1293 01:08:03,525 --> 01:08:05,822 I think they're serving, um, self-esteem. 1294 01:08:05,857 --> 01:08:10,563 OK. Hey, this was great. It was really, really great. 1295 01:08:10,597 --> 01:08:12,190 To get to the safe house... 1296 01:08:12,225 --> 01:08:14,830 Excellent. Excellent. Thank you very much. 1297 01:08:14,865 --> 01:08:17,371 So, we just go up here and make a right. 1298 01:08:18,406 --> 01:08:22,804 Good news. My contact says everything is all set. 1299 01:08:22,839 --> 01:08:25,675 We'll have that TI-47 off you in no time. 1300 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:28,414 Meanwhile, I'll sort everything out with Interpol. 1301 01:08:28,448 --> 01:08:32,681 Sonia. Let's let 'em have a moment together. 1302 01:08:33,882 --> 01:08:35,519 Bryce... 1303 01:08:36,984 --> 01:08:39,050 ..I'm... 1304 01:08:39,084 --> 01:08:41,854 ..sorry about the gelato. 1305 01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:44,989 Hey... 1306 01:08:45,024 --> 01:08:48,663 A lot of guys lose their licence and never come back. 1307 01:08:48,697 --> 01:08:51,731 Look at you. You're gonna be a hero. 1308 01:08:53,570 --> 01:08:55,768 I'll come down to the safe house and see you 1309 01:08:55,803 --> 01:08:58,474 after I've got some more information. 1310 01:08:58,508 --> 01:09:00,772 I'll also have a talk with the review board, 1311 01:09:00,807 --> 01:09:03,940 see to it you get a good hearing. 1312 01:09:03,975 --> 01:09:07,141 Thank you. Thank you, Dad. 1313 01:09:07,176 --> 01:09:08,945 No worries. 1314 01:09:10,013 --> 01:09:11,782 Oh, Bryce... 1315 01:09:12,785 --> 01:09:14,752 Take the Jag. 1316 01:09:15,755 --> 01:09:17,051 The Jag? 1317 01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:19,625 The one I wasn't even allowed to look at as a kid? 1318 01:09:19,659 --> 01:09:22,154 You've earned it. 1319 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,531 ♪ Oh, baby 1320 01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:30,030 ♪ Uh, uh, what did I do? Oh, baby... ♪ 1321 01:09:30,064 --> 01:09:32,603 Oh! 1322 01:09:32,638 --> 01:09:35,265 Damn, I love this motherfucking car. 1323 01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:37,366 -Yeah! -But you love me more. 1324 01:09:37,401 --> 01:09:39,335 -Ooh, baby! -Whoo! 1325 01:09:39,369 --> 01:09:41,446 I'm in love with love! 1326 01:09:43,241 --> 01:09:44,647 ♪ Sweeter than honey, girl 1327 01:09:44,682 --> 01:09:47,584 ♪ You can brighten up my day... ♪ 1328 01:09:47,619 --> 01:09:49,652 Can we just acknowledge for one second 1329 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,786 that not only are we safe... 1330 01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:55,624 ..but I think I'm gonna get my licence back, 1331 01:09:55,659 --> 01:09:58,759 all because of my father. 1332 01:09:58,793 --> 01:10:01,464 I'm so happy for you, Breese. 1333 01:10:02,797 --> 01:10:04,599 Baby... 1334 01:10:07,934 --> 01:10:10,704 There's something I've been meaning to tell you. 1335 01:10:11,574 --> 01:10:13,233 I... 1336 01:10:13,268 --> 01:10:15,433 What? 1337 01:10:15,468 --> 01:10:17,402 You know, I think I'm gonna join Dad's agency. 1338 01:10:17,437 --> 01:10:19,514 "Bryce and Son". 1339 01:10:20,373 --> 01:10:22,208 That sounds... 1340 01:10:22,243 --> 01:10:24,111 A little cotton mouth. Whoa. 1341 01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:28,214 Sounds... You guys just can't keep your hands off each other. 1342 01:10:42,096 --> 01:10:43,295 This feels familiar. 1343 01:10:43,331 --> 01:10:45,834 I don't spend that much time with my head in bags. 1344 01:10:45,869 --> 01:10:47,836 You think maybe once you could spot the ambush? 1345 01:10:47,871 --> 01:10:49,838 - Oh. - Watch my hair, motherfucker. 1346 01:10:49,872 --> 01:10:53,643 No way! Mags! 1347 01:10:54,437 --> 01:10:55,744 Huge fan! 1348 01:10:55,779 --> 01:10:58,208 Are you seriously dick-riding right now? 1349 01:10:58,243 --> 01:10:59,550 100%. He's my hero. 1350 01:11:01,476 --> 01:11:03,487 I'm thinking about getting into vaping. 1351 01:11:04,556 --> 01:11:06,787 Seems like the right thing to do. 1352 01:11:09,758 --> 01:11:14,090 What in the A-double-money-sign is that? 1353 01:11:21,736 --> 01:11:25,672 Aristotle Papdopolous. 1354 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:30,842 My little souvlaki. 1355 01:11:32,339 --> 01:11:34,240 My sweet bougatsa. 1356 01:11:37,245 --> 01:11:38,948 My darling. 1357 01:11:39,918 --> 01:11:42,589 I thought I had lost you forever. 1358 01:11:42,623 --> 01:11:45,151 So many sleepless nights. 1359 01:11:45,186 --> 01:11:49,628 So long have I wandered in a maze of despair. 1360 01:11:49,663 --> 01:11:54,699 Uh, anybody wanna tell me what the fuck's going on here? 1361 01:11:55,932 --> 01:11:58,603 Monaco. 1362 01:11:58,638 --> 01:12:00,869 A girl who had lost her way, 1363 01:12:00,903 --> 01:12:05,708 turning tricks with wealthy men at craps tables. 1364 01:12:05,743 --> 01:12:09,778 But when she met a mysterious Greek man, 1365 01:12:09,813 --> 01:12:13,507 he taught her there was more to life. 1366 01:12:13,541 --> 01:12:16,278 A life of art, 1367 01:12:16,313 --> 01:12:18,049 literature, 1368 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,854 dance and passion. 1369 01:12:20,888 --> 01:12:26,023 She learned to appreciate the finest things in life. 1370 01:12:26,058 --> 01:12:28,630 But when the cheap decking aboard his megayacht 1371 01:12:28,665 --> 01:12:31,765 snapped her beautiful Gucci heel, 1372 01:12:31,799 --> 01:12:35,702 fate took another turn. 1373 01:12:36,672 --> 01:12:38,672 She was found by fishermen. 1374 01:12:38,707 --> 01:12:40,740 She laid in bed for weeks 1375 01:12:40,775 --> 01:12:46,273 and when she finally woke, she had amnesia. 1376 01:12:46,307 --> 01:12:50,210 Now seeing your face 1377 01:12:50,245 --> 01:12:54,819 and listening to your voice so closely to my ear, 1378 01:12:54,853 --> 01:12:57,953 it all came rushing back to me. 1379 01:12:57,988 --> 01:13:00,890 - You've cured me. - Mm. 1380 01:13:02,255 --> 01:13:03,628 Can you put the hood back on? 1381 01:13:03,663 --> 01:13:05,927 You got history with this motherfucker? 1382 01:13:05,962 --> 01:13:08,666 And if I'd known earlier 1383 01:13:08,701 --> 01:13:11,163 it was you who had my case, 1384 01:13:11,198 --> 01:13:12,769 I would have ensured 1385 01:13:12,803 --> 01:13:16,365 you were treated like the Aphrodite you are. 1386 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,971 Thank you. 1387 01:13:18,006 --> 01:13:20,039 - Have these two... - Oh. 1388 01:13:20,074 --> 01:13:24,406 ..brought to Lucas and Francesco in my torture chambers. 1389 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:25,945 Torture chamber? 1390 01:13:25,980 --> 01:13:28,684 -Did he say, "Cha-cha chamber?" -No, motherfucker, he did not! 1391 01:13:28,719 --> 01:13:30,114 Perhaps one day 1392 01:13:30,149 --> 01:13:34,690 you'll learn that great men don't need to stoop to vulgarity 1393 01:13:34,724 --> 01:13:36,086 to express themselves. 1394 01:13:36,121 --> 01:13:38,319 Oh, I know how to express myself, motherfucker. 1395 01:13:38,354 --> 01:13:39,694 -Take them away. -Believe me. 1396 01:13:39,729 --> 01:13:41,223 I have not begun to express myself. 1397 01:13:41,258 --> 01:13:43,489 Do we have separate torture chambers? 1398 01:13:46,064 --> 01:13:49,967 The final piece of my master plan - 1399 01:13:50,002 --> 01:13:54,103 to win justice for Europe's atrocities. 1400 01:13:55,006 --> 01:13:59,646 Take it to the technology centre and have my yacht prepared. 1401 01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:11,547 Come with me. 1402 01:14:11,582 --> 01:14:14,253 I have something to show you. 1403 01:14:23,196 --> 01:14:26,670 The room we dreamed of building together. 1404 01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:29,266 Oh, amazing. 1405 01:14:30,137 --> 01:14:34,777 Yes, I had it completed after you disappeared 1406 01:14:34,811 --> 01:14:39,209 in the hope it would be a beacon for your return. 1407 01:14:43,016 --> 01:14:46,985 You ever think that...that maybe she's conning you? 1408 01:14:47,020 --> 01:14:48,052 What? 1409 01:14:48,087 --> 01:14:50,549 I'm just saying, she's a con woman. 1410 01:14:50,584 --> 01:14:52,452 That's what con women do. 1411 01:14:52,487 --> 01:14:55,763 Con person? Person? I don't know how you say that. 1412 01:14:55,797 --> 01:14:57,621 Could you guys come back a little bit later? 1413 01:14:57,656 --> 01:14:59,293 We're in the middle of a... 1414 01:15:02,034 --> 01:15:04,430 You're gonna tell us everything you know. 1415 01:15:09,876 --> 01:15:11,238 Oh, my God. 1416 01:15:11,273 --> 01:15:14,505 I'm not telling you a motherfucking thing. 1417 01:15:18,950 --> 01:15:22,985 You can taser him all the fucking live-long day 1418 01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:25,614 and he won't say a goddamn word. 1419 01:15:25,648 --> 01:15:27,989 So, you never had a family? 1420 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:31,256 You were my only true love. 1421 01:15:31,291 --> 01:15:33,764 You have suffered so much. 1422 01:15:33,798 --> 01:15:36,590 He can go all day with that. 1423 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:40,297 You can electrocute him all day. It'll only make him angrier. 1424 01:15:42,466 --> 01:15:44,004 -Hoo! -Mm-hm. Yeah. 1425 01:15:44,038 --> 01:15:46,874 Wait. I, on the other hand, will tell you everything. 1426 01:15:46,909 --> 01:15:48,601 I'll tell you everything if you just keep... 1427 01:15:48,636 --> 01:15:49,844 -Really?! -Yeah. 1428 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:51,373 Sonia showed up. I was on vacation. 1429 01:15:51,408 --> 01:15:52,605 Oh, motherfucker! 1430 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,816 She said Kincaid was in trouble and then Interpol came. 1431 01:15:54,850 --> 01:15:56,674 I don't even know where those guys came from. 1432 01:15:56,709 --> 01:15:58,115 The guy's name was Bobby O'Neill. 1433 01:15:58,150 --> 01:15:59,952 Probably Robert O'Neill. That guy was mean. 1434 01:15:59,987 --> 01:16:02,119 The point is that he wanted us to make a buy. 1435 01:16:02,154 --> 01:16:04,825 I don't even know what a buy is. That's, like, a drug thing? 1436 01:16:06,718 --> 01:16:09,587 I mean, that could be anything. 1437 01:16:09,622 --> 01:16:11,721 Is that Francesco or are you... 1438 01:16:11,756 --> 01:16:13,327 Let me down! 1439 01:16:13,362 --> 01:16:15,230 Let me down, motherfucker! 1440 01:16:17,233 --> 01:16:21,763 It is insensitive of me to show you this 1441 01:16:21,798 --> 01:16:24,370 considering your condition. 1442 01:16:26,274 --> 01:16:31,244 -My what? -Carlo was an associate of mine. 1443 01:16:31,279 --> 01:16:34,742 When he found your husband, he was at a fertility clinic. 1444 01:16:34,776 --> 01:16:38,448 -A fertility clinic? -Buying fresh eggs. 1445 01:16:38,483 --> 01:16:42,320 I assumed...you were barren. 1446 01:16:42,355 --> 01:16:46,830 Sir, we have a situation. 1447 01:16:51,198 --> 01:16:53,429 Remind me never to tell you shit. 1448 01:16:53,464 --> 01:16:56,333 -Well, we're free, aren't we? -Yeah, fuck it. 1449 01:16:56,367 --> 01:16:57,938 Let's go save my girl. 1450 01:17:00,767 --> 01:17:03,009 I don't know if I buy this whole amnesia thing. 1451 01:17:03,044 --> 01:17:05,638 All this sudden hating on Sonia. She fucking loves you! 1452 01:17:05,672 --> 01:17:07,914 I'm not hating on Sonia. I'm just saying... 1453 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:10,411 I just reminds me of something, you know? 1454 01:17:10,446 --> 01:17:13,821 It's like a book or a movie or something. 1455 01:17:15,318 --> 01:17:18,022 Please don't fire a gun in a cave! 1456 01:17:18,057 --> 01:17:20,222 Motherfucker, you didn't get tased. Shut up. 1457 01:17:21,819 --> 01:17:25,931 Huh! I guess we'll find out what a mace will do. 1458 01:17:25,965 --> 01:17:27,690 Oh, that's...that's decorative, I think. 1459 01:17:27,725 --> 01:17:29,791 What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy. 1460 01:17:34,072 --> 01:17:35,907 'Overboard'! 1461 01:17:35,941 --> 01:17:38,667 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets amnesia. 1462 01:17:38,702 --> 01:17:40,405 Oh, I feel so much better! 1463 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:42,077 Oh, bullshit. 1464 01:17:42,112 --> 01:17:45,344 Whoa, shit! I wanted to keep that fucking mace. 1465 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:54,418 -Sonia! Sonia! Sonia! -Hey! Stop yelling! 1466 01:17:54,453 --> 01:17:56,222 Hey, you're gonna get us fucking killed. 1467 01:17:56,256 --> 01:17:58,223 -There she is! There she is! -No, no, no, no. 1468 01:17:58,258 --> 01:18:01,028 -Sonia! I'm coming to get you! -You lied to me. 1469 01:18:01,063 --> 01:18:03,525 -What?! -The night of our honeymoon. 1470 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,528 -You didn't take a job. -Are we really doing this now? 1471 01:18:06,562 --> 01:18:09,266 You went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs 1472 01:18:09,301 --> 01:18:10,971 because you think mine are rotten. 1473 01:18:11,006 --> 01:18:13,336 Baby, you can't buy eggs at a fertility clinic 1474 01:18:13,371 --> 01:18:14,667 like a grocery store. 1475 01:18:14,702 --> 01:18:16,240 That motherfucker's lying to you! 1476 01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:18,340 Do you want a life on the run 1477 01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:21,915 or do you want the stability of a family? 1478 01:18:24,084 --> 01:18:26,282 Goodbye, Darius. It's over. 1479 01:18:26,317 --> 01:18:28,680 -Baby, no. -We gotta go. We gotta go. 1480 01:18:28,714 --> 01:18:30,780 -Darius... -Sonia, Sonia! Please! 1481 01:18:30,815 --> 01:18:32,958 Let's go! 1482 01:18:32,993 --> 01:18:35,290 ♪ Is an angry thing 1483 01:18:36,293 --> 01:18:40,229 ♪ It'll tear your heart to pieces 1484 01:18:41,792 --> 01:18:47,268 ♪ And love, such a crazy thing 1485 01:18:47,302 --> 01:18:52,338 ♪ It'll break you down when you least expect it 1486 01:18:53,869 --> 01:18:56,804 ♪ Thought I knew about love 1487 01:18:56,839 --> 01:19:00,148 ♪ Mm, I've been deceived... ♪ 1488 01:19:00,182 --> 01:19:02,644 Maybe she's playing him to play you, you know, 1489 01:19:02,679 --> 01:19:03,953 like a triple cross. 1490 01:19:03,988 --> 01:19:05,251 There's no fucking triple cross. 1491 01:19:05,286 --> 01:19:06,912 If that's the lifestyle she wants 1492 01:19:06,947 --> 01:19:08,650 and he can give it to her, 1493 01:19:08,684 --> 01:19:10,926 more power to him. 1494 01:19:11,852 --> 01:19:13,819 I got no money in the bank, 1495 01:19:13,854 --> 01:19:16,129 Interpol's always in my ass 1496 01:19:16,164 --> 01:19:19,297 and I'm a hit man shooting blanks. 1497 01:19:19,331 --> 01:19:21,199 Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, what? 1498 01:19:21,234 --> 01:19:24,301 Not bullets, motherfucker. Sperm. 1499 01:19:24,336 --> 01:19:26,897 I got shot in the nuts on a job 1500 01:19:26,932 --> 01:19:28,734 and I never told Sonia about it. 1501 01:19:28,768 --> 01:19:30,735 You don't have testicles? 1502 01:19:30,770 --> 01:19:33,980 No. I mean yes! Yes, I have testicles. 1503 01:19:34,015 --> 01:19:35,905 The right one, Kool & the Gang. 1504 01:19:35,940 --> 01:19:38,743 The left one, Fugazi. 1505 01:19:38,777 --> 01:19:40,942 So, my swimmers aren't strong enough 1506 01:19:40,977 --> 01:19:42,383 to get across the finish line 1507 01:19:42,418 --> 01:19:45,353 so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world. 1508 01:19:45,388 --> 01:19:47,124 I told you, just be honest with her. 1509 01:19:47,159 --> 01:19:49,489 None of this would've happened if you were honest with her! 1510 01:19:49,523 --> 01:19:54,064 That shit always leads to an ass-whippin' or a jail sentence. 1511 01:19:54,099 --> 01:19:56,363 I'll see you when I see you. 1512 01:19:56,398 --> 01:19:59,696 Where are you going? 1513 01:19:59,730 --> 01:20:01,532 Hey, Darius! 1514 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:05,569 Darius! 1515 01:20:13,842 --> 01:20:17,745 Dad, there was an ambush and... 1516 01:20:19,913 --> 01:20:21,484 What's the Jag doing here? 1517 01:20:21,519 --> 01:20:24,850 You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met. 1518 01:20:24,885 --> 01:20:27,754 Wow. That, uh... 1519 01:20:27,789 --> 01:20:30,295 I handle Aristotle's security detail 1520 01:20:30,329 --> 01:20:31,988 while he's in Italy, you moron. 1521 01:20:32,023 --> 01:20:34,364 You...you work for the bad guys? 1522 01:20:34,399 --> 01:20:38,632 A Triple-A puts his clients ahead of God, family 1523 01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:41,139 and certainly a pantywaist such as yourself. 1524 01:20:41,174 --> 01:20:43,867 You are a cruel son of... 1525 01:20:43,902 --> 01:20:45,704 Ah! Arrgh! 1526 01:20:45,739 --> 01:20:47,970 Oh! God... 1527 01:20:48,005 --> 01:20:49,444 I would turn you in, 1528 01:20:49,478 --> 01:20:52,215 but that would be an admission that I think you're a threat. 1529 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:54,976 Oh, and, Bryce, I spoke to the review board. 1530 01:20:55,011 --> 01:20:58,320 They agreed with me - you're barred for life. 1531 01:20:58,355 --> 01:21:00,784 My real dad would never treat me like this. 1532 01:21:00,818 --> 01:21:02,521 Your real dad. Bullshit. 1533 01:21:02,556 --> 01:21:05,854 Nobody knows who your real dad was. 1534 01:21:05,889 --> 01:21:09,462 Your mother was - how do I say it? - 1535 01:21:09,496 --> 01:21:10,858 intensely social. 1536 01:21:10,893 --> 01:21:12,365 Wow. 1537 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:15,962 Now, get off my trash. You're a stain on my legacy. 1538 01:21:41,129 --> 01:21:44,394 ♪ Well, I don't mind sleeping alone 1539 01:21:45,430 --> 01:21:50,598 ♪ If it means I don't have to play your crazy games no more 1540 01:21:54,603 --> 01:21:59,870 ♪ You're the most precious thing I've ever seen 1541 01:21:59,904 --> 01:22:02,608 ♪ But I ain't gonna let it slide 1542 01:22:02,643 --> 01:22:04,775 ♪ When you're mean to me 1543 01:22:10,881 --> 01:22:16,390 ♪ I know the love that I deserve 1544 01:22:17,261 --> 01:22:21,494 ♪ And I hope you find yourself 1545 01:22:21,528 --> 01:22:26,762 ♪ Before I find somebody else to be my love 1546 01:22:31,801 --> 01:22:35,836 ♪ I hope you find yourself 1547 01:22:35,871 --> 01:22:40,775 ♪ Before I find somebody else to be my love... ♪ 1548 01:22:40,809 --> 01:22:44,745 Ugh. Ugh! 1549 01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:47,319 Ugh! Ah! 1550 01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:53,787 Out of all of gin joints in all the world, you walk into mine. 1551 01:22:53,821 --> 01:22:58,890 My dad screwed us. He's Aristotle's head of security. 1552 01:22:58,925 --> 01:23:01,200 Also, he really hates me. 1553 01:23:01,234 --> 01:23:03,696 I owe you an apology, Kincaid. 1554 01:23:03,731 --> 01:23:06,831 You know, your thing really is better than my thing. 1555 01:23:06,866 --> 01:23:08,668 No more Mr Nice Bryce. 1556 01:23:08,703 --> 01:23:12,210 I wanna be a bad-ass, you know? I wanna be loose. 1557 01:23:12,244 --> 01:23:15,773 Hey...we should do some coke! 1558 01:23:17,414 --> 01:23:21,548 Motherfucker, you would OD on a baby aspirin and a diet soda. 1559 01:23:22,984 --> 01:23:25,144 I wanna speak to Darius Kincaid, please. 1560 01:23:25,179 --> 01:23:27,080 Is there a Mr Kincaid here? 1561 01:23:27,115 --> 01:23:29,291 Who's asking? 1562 01:23:29,326 --> 01:23:32,228 -His fucking wife, motherfucker! -Your wife. 1563 01:23:33,054 --> 01:23:36,330 What the fuck do you want and how the fuck did you find me? 1564 01:23:36,365 --> 01:23:39,025 I found you 'cause they found you, motherfucker. 1565 01:23:39,060 --> 01:23:40,499 There's a kill team coming your way, 1566 01:23:40,534 --> 01:23:42,402 so you better get the fuck out of there. 1567 01:23:42,436 --> 01:23:45,096 And how dare you give me attitude 1568 01:23:45,131 --> 01:23:47,307 when I am risking my hot ass over here 1569 01:23:47,342 --> 01:23:49,243 so that we can have our fucking honeymoon. 1570 01:23:49,278 --> 01:23:51,410 And what about all that shit in Monaco? 1571 01:23:51,445 --> 01:23:52,873 Oh, come on, Darius, 1572 01:23:52,907 --> 01:23:55,908 you know how many men I'd conned before you came along? 1573 01:23:57,549 --> 01:24:00,649 -I never had amnesia. -For real? 1574 01:24:00,684 --> 01:24:03,355 How could you think for a second that I would leave you? 1575 01:24:03,389 --> 01:24:06,082 I can't imagine my life without you. 1576 01:24:06,117 --> 01:24:07,886 Baby, look, 1577 01:24:07,921 --> 01:24:10,922 I didn't go to a fertility clinic because of you. 1578 01:24:10,957 --> 01:24:13,232 Baby. 1579 01:24:13,266 --> 01:24:16,465 I think you can't get pregnant because of me. 1580 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:19,160 I lied to you because I know how much you want a family 1581 01:24:19,195 --> 01:24:20,898 and I didn't wanna disappoint you. 1582 01:24:20,933 --> 01:24:23,164 You went to that clinic 1583 01:24:23,198 --> 01:24:25,803 so I didn't have to confront the fact 1584 01:24:25,838 --> 01:24:29,807 that my tick-tock has ticked its last tock. 1585 01:24:29,842 --> 01:24:32,843 Would've been nice to have a family. 1586 01:24:32,877 --> 01:24:34,250 We can adopt! 1587 01:24:34,285 --> 01:24:37,352 Oh, yes, baby! 1588 01:24:38,245 --> 01:24:40,685 You will be the BEST father, baby. 1589 01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:45,393 I mean, look how good you've been for Breese, 1590 01:24:45,427 --> 01:24:49,561 this dysfunctional, abandoned poor child. 1591 01:24:49,596 --> 01:24:52,300 His father obviously hates him. 1592 01:24:52,335 --> 01:24:54,599 I mean, he doesn't have any friends. 1593 01:24:54,633 --> 01:24:58,734 And you, you've been nothing but a ray of sunlight. 1594 01:24:59,539 --> 01:25:04,377 I love you so much, Sonia Kincaid. 1595 01:25:04,411 --> 01:25:07,104 And I'm coming to rescue your ass. 1596 01:25:07,139 --> 01:25:10,316 I love you more than ever, mi cucaracha. 1597 01:25:10,351 --> 01:25:13,517 But you better hurry the fuck up 1598 01:25:13,551 --> 01:25:17,586 because this motherfucker is crazy! 1599 01:25:17,621 --> 01:25:20,215 He's going to destroy Europe to save Greece. 1600 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:22,624 He's drilling into Viarregio's data grid tomorrow 1601 01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:24,252 while he escapes on his yacht. 1602 01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:25,923 You have to stop him. 1603 01:25:25,958 --> 01:25:27,562 Get the fuck down! 1604 01:25:28,565 --> 01:25:30,191 Whoo! 1605 01:25:30,226 --> 01:25:31,929 Bullets are allergic to me... 1606 01:25:31,964 --> 01:25:34,602 Motherfucker, you were not born to say my lines! 1607 01:25:34,636 --> 01:25:37,934 Darius? Darius? 1608 01:25:38,805 --> 01:25:43,511 So, how does it feel to lose the one you love? 1609 01:25:46,273 --> 01:25:49,846 I, for one, did not sleep. 1610 01:25:49,881 --> 01:25:52,783 The pain was, uh... 1611 01:25:53,785 --> 01:25:56,885 ..so immense. 1612 01:25:58,955 --> 01:26:01,186 Amnesia? 1613 01:26:01,221 --> 01:26:02,627 Really? 1614 01:26:02,662 --> 01:26:06,433 Do you think I haven't seen the film 'Overboard'? 1615 01:26:06,467 --> 01:26:09,633 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. 1616 01:26:10,702 --> 01:26:12,229 A minor classic. 1617 01:26:15,937 --> 01:26:20,907 My security has already exterminated your cucaracha. 1618 01:26:21,943 --> 01:26:25,879 And you will die alone and without a family. 1619 01:26:28,454 --> 01:26:32,918 No-one in this world can kill Darius Kincaid. 1620 01:26:32,953 --> 01:26:35,052 That motherfucker is unkillable. 1621 01:26:37,957 --> 01:26:39,957 Whoo! 1622 01:26:42,126 --> 01:26:44,192 Oh! Car chase. 1623 01:26:44,226 --> 01:26:46,127 Oh, shit! 1624 01:26:50,166 --> 01:26:53,640 ♪ You want it all the way... ♪ 1625 01:26:53,675 --> 01:26:54,905 You've reached Michael Bryce. 1626 01:26:54,939 --> 01:26:56,444 Leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 1627 01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,875 -Hey, future Mike. It's me. -Fuck! 1628 01:26:58,910 --> 01:27:01,614 Are you seriously making a phone call right now? 1629 01:27:01,649 --> 01:27:02,715 Oh, shit! 1630 01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:06,883 I feel like my spiritual journey is almost complete. 1631 01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:08,587 But now I realise... 1632 01:27:12,252 --> 01:27:14,186 ..safety's for losers! 1633 01:27:14,221 --> 01:27:15,792 Whoo! 1634 01:27:15,826 --> 01:27:20,664 The old Bryce, he is long gone. 1635 01:27:21,568 --> 01:27:24,096 I'm driving without a seatbelt now. 1636 01:27:24,131 --> 01:27:27,407 ♪ Now it's too much to lose... ♪ 1637 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,672 It's a crazy thing that happens 1638 01:27:29,707 --> 01:27:31,872 when you... when you lose everything. 1639 01:27:31,907 --> 01:27:33,643 Shit! 1640 01:27:37,747 --> 01:27:39,615 You got nothing left to lose. 1641 01:27:40,552 --> 01:27:43,113 ♪ It's like war! It's like... ♪ 1642 01:27:46,491 --> 01:27:48,524 You know, it's like Tim McGraw always says... 1643 01:27:48,559 --> 01:27:50,559 Tim Mc-fucking-who? 1644 01:27:50,594 --> 01:27:52,693 You gotta live like you were dying. 1645 01:27:57,501 --> 01:27:59,633 Arrgh! 1646 01:28:01,802 --> 01:28:05,001 That is the lamest shit I have ever heard in my life! 1647 01:28:06,674 --> 01:28:09,906 I'm at the event horizon, baby. I mean, I feel truly... 1648 01:28:09,941 --> 01:28:12,810 -Nobody's after us. Slow down. -..and completely free. 1649 01:28:12,845 --> 01:28:14,812 Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, come back. Come back. 1650 01:28:14,847 --> 01:28:16,847 You don't...you don't have to go this fast. 1651 01:28:16,881 --> 01:28:18,782 No, not just, like, symbolically free 1652 01:28:18,817 --> 01:28:22,522 but, like, truly and absolutely 100% free. 1653 01:28:22,557 --> 01:28:23,985 I'm like a bird. 1654 01:28:27,154 --> 01:28:28,890 Fuck. 1655 01:28:33,732 --> 01:28:34,896 It's OK! 1656 01:28:34,931 --> 01:28:37,569 My knees, head and skin broke the fall. 1657 01:28:37,603 --> 01:28:39,900 Ahh! 1658 01:28:56,851 --> 01:28:59,115 I'm OK. 1659 01:28:59,150 --> 01:29:01,854 I'm OK. 1660 01:29:05,123 --> 01:29:09,862 So, I'm gonna see my dad and I'm...I'm really nervous 1661 01:29:09,896 --> 01:29:13,799 because all I want in the world is for him to be proud of me. 1662 01:29:13,834 --> 01:29:15,097 And I think you, future Michael, 1663 01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:17,297 will be proud of me for dealing with this. 1664 01:29:17,331 --> 01:29:19,166 I know I've said a lot of things and... 1665 01:29:22,402 --> 01:29:26,305 Whatever the fuck this future-Michael shit is, 1666 01:29:26,340 --> 01:29:28,076 it's got to go. 1667 01:29:28,110 --> 01:29:31,408 You ARE the future Michael, motherfucker. 1668 01:29:31,443 --> 01:29:34,147 My dad called me a stain on his legacy. 1669 01:29:34,182 --> 01:29:36,380 Jesus Christ, look, I get it. 1670 01:29:36,415 --> 01:29:39,119 You are a fuck-up, OK? 1671 01:29:39,153 --> 01:29:40,526 You got some fucking issues. 1672 01:29:40,561 --> 01:29:42,022 But you can't allow 1673 01:29:42,057 --> 01:29:46,092 a motherfucker you share not one drop of DNA with to define you. 1674 01:29:52,968 --> 01:29:55,364 Something I've been meaning to tell you. 1675 01:29:55,399 --> 01:29:57,135 When I got clipped in the nuts... 1676 01:29:58,742 --> 01:30:00,577 ..happened in Brussels. 1677 01:30:01,778 --> 01:30:02,909 Brussels? 1678 01:30:02,944 --> 01:30:05,406 I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent. 1679 01:30:05,441 --> 01:30:07,012 -Get down! -Shots fired! 1680 01:30:07,047 --> 01:30:08,816 Contact! Contact! 1681 01:30:12,689 --> 01:30:14,480 Arrgh! Motherf... 1682 01:30:14,515 --> 01:30:16,350 I'm the one who shot you in the nuts 1683 01:30:16,385 --> 01:30:17,989 and you never thought to tell me that? 1684 01:30:18,023 --> 01:30:20,386 That's a W for me. That's a big L for you. 1685 01:30:20,421 --> 01:30:22,025 Nah, it was a ricochet. 1686 01:30:22,060 --> 01:30:23,730 -Ricochet my ass, motherfucker! -Ricochets don't count... 1687 01:30:23,765 --> 01:30:25,567 -It's an L for you. -..unless you call 'em... 1688 01:30:25,602 --> 01:30:26,865 -Take the L! -..motherfucker. 1689 01:30:29,737 --> 01:30:34,102 Despite the fact you get on my last motherfucking nerve, 1690 01:30:34,137 --> 01:30:36,841 you're a pretty good fucking bodyguard. 1691 01:30:37,942 --> 01:30:40,470 I'm never getting my licence back. That's over. 1692 01:30:40,505 --> 01:30:42,582 My dad talked to the review board. I'm done. 1693 01:30:42,617 --> 01:30:44,441 Fuck the review board, 1694 01:30:44,476 --> 01:30:47,081 fuck that motherfucker you call Dad. 1695 01:30:47,116 --> 01:30:48,786 You don't need a licence. 1696 01:30:51,383 --> 01:30:53,317 What do bodyguards do? 1697 01:30:55,156 --> 01:30:56,322 They protect people? 1698 01:30:56,357 --> 01:31:01,193 And the whole of Europe needs your protection right now. 1699 01:31:01,227 --> 01:31:02,699 Now, repeat after me - 1700 01:31:02,734 --> 01:31:06,868 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck. 1701 01:31:06,903 --> 01:31:10,201 I'm unlicensed and that's terrible... 1702 01:31:10,235 --> 01:31:12,367 Ohh! 1703 01:31:12,402 --> 01:31:13,676 Ahh! 1704 01:31:13,711 --> 01:31:16,107 Again? 1705 01:31:16,142 --> 01:31:19,847 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck. 1706 01:31:20,849 --> 01:31:22,013 Louder. 1707 01:31:22,048 --> 01:31:24,048 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck! 1708 01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:25,621 Robust! 1709 01:31:25,656 --> 01:31:29,581 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck! 1710 01:31:29,615 --> 01:31:31,923 Now, let's go do what we do and fuck some shit up! 1711 01:31:31,958 --> 01:31:33,892 Let's go fuck some shit up! 1712 01:31:33,927 --> 01:31:37,027 - Hands in the air! - Nope! Wasn't touching it. 1713 01:31:37,062 --> 01:31:39,029 We're telling you the truth. 1714 01:31:39,063 --> 01:31:40,363 Sonia told Kincaid 1715 01:31:40,398 --> 01:31:43,098 that Aristotle is drilling into the data junction at Viarregio. 1716 01:31:43,133 --> 01:31:44,803 He's gonna upload the virus in an hour. 1717 01:31:44,838 --> 01:31:47,003 Aristotle is too influential. We won't get a warrant in time. 1718 01:31:47,038 --> 01:31:49,368 -Let us take him down. -Come on. 1719 01:31:50,370 --> 01:31:51,743 We just got reports of drilling 1720 01:31:51,778 --> 01:31:53,679 at a location in the centre of Viarregio. 1721 01:31:53,714 --> 01:31:55,846 What assets do we have on the ground in that region? 1722 01:31:55,881 --> 01:31:57,606 The closest agent is Bobby O'Neill. 1723 01:31:57,641 --> 01:31:58,981 Oh, fuck! 1724 01:31:59,016 --> 01:32:01,082 Perhaps it's time we do things the Boston way. 1725 01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:04,183 Fine. Alert all local forces and send them to that drill. 1726 01:32:04,218 --> 01:32:06,658 There's also a megayacht fleeing for international waters. 1727 01:32:06,693 --> 01:32:08,022 Christ's sakes. 1728 01:32:08,057 --> 01:32:10,156 So, don't be the government agent in the documentary 1729 01:32:10,190 --> 01:32:13,026 who has all the info on the bad guy, then lets him go anyway. 1730 01:32:13,061 --> 01:32:14,555 -Don't be that guy. -Woman. 1731 01:32:14,590 --> 01:32:16,799 I think that's implied. 1732 01:32:20,067 --> 01:32:21,968 What do you need to stop Aristotle? 1733 01:32:22,003 --> 01:32:24,201 We need boats. 1734 01:32:24,236 --> 01:32:25,235 And we need guns. 1735 01:32:25,270 --> 01:32:28,601 That's my motherfucking bodyguard! 1736 01:32:28,636 --> 01:32:31,142 -And we need them. -What? 1737 01:32:34,344 --> 01:32:35,717 What are your names? 1738 01:32:35,752 --> 01:32:37,180 -Gary. -Johan. 1739 01:32:37,215 --> 01:32:42,185 Gary, Johan, are you ready to get your fuck on? 1740 01:32:46,256 --> 01:32:47,453 What? 1741 01:32:47,488 --> 01:32:48,828 That came out wrong. 1742 01:32:48,863 --> 01:32:51,259 Not together. With us. 1743 01:32:51,293 --> 01:32:52,457 That also came out wrong. 1744 01:32:52,492 --> 01:32:55,867 You're gonna get your fuck on in an action context. 1745 01:33:10,409 --> 01:33:12,750 We have visual of the hit man and the bodyguard 1746 01:33:12,785 --> 01:33:14,378 leaving port in a speedboat. 1747 01:33:14,413 --> 01:33:16,479 Deploy level one security. 1748 01:33:16,514 --> 01:33:19,317 -Go, go, go, go! -Let's move! 1749 01:33:28,998 --> 01:33:31,328 Hey, Gary, I think we're outnumbered! 1750 01:33:31,362 --> 01:33:33,802 No fucking shit, Johan! 1751 01:33:36,070 --> 01:33:37,905 Arrgh! 1752 01:33:49,742 --> 01:33:51,786 God, I hope Gary and Johan are OK. 1753 01:33:51,820 --> 01:33:53,853 How the fuck did they even think that's us? 1754 01:33:53,888 --> 01:33:56,218 Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody! 1755 01:33:56,253 --> 01:34:00,387 Well, it's called a decoy, Darius. Bodyguarding 101. 1756 01:34:00,422 --> 01:34:02,356 My dad's gonna have three levels of security. 1757 01:34:02,390 --> 01:34:03,796 -That was the first. -Boring. 1758 01:34:03,831 --> 01:34:06,095 -Well, boring is always best. -Get the fuck outta here. 1759 01:34:06,130 --> 01:34:07,899 I will turn this boat around! 1760 01:34:07,934 --> 01:34:10,297 What was it your boss was saying about me? 1761 01:34:10,332 --> 01:34:13,234 "Outlandish conspiracy theories. Tying up resources." 1762 01:34:14,907 --> 01:34:16,269 When O'Neill proves himself right, 1763 01:34:16,304 --> 01:34:19,272 he gets a full police escort and a SWAT team. 1764 01:34:20,946 --> 01:34:23,144 We're 30 seconds out from Viarregio. 1765 01:34:23,178 --> 01:34:24,606 Copy that. 1766 01:34:24,641 --> 01:34:26,179 If we don't stop the drill, 1767 01:34:26,214 --> 01:34:29,050 they'll upload the virus and wipe out Europe. 1768 01:34:35,222 --> 01:34:37,024 Get down, get down! On the ground! 1769 01:34:37,059 --> 01:34:39,554 Get down, get down! Everybody down! 1770 01:34:39,589 --> 01:34:40,621 Everybody down! 1771 01:34:40,656 --> 01:34:42,260 Shut up! Shut up! 1772 01:34:42,294 --> 01:34:43,898 Stop, stop. He says they're building pipes. 1773 01:34:43,933 --> 01:34:45,592 Pipes? What kind of pipes? 1774 01:34:45,627 --> 01:34:46,934 What kind of pipes? Shut up! 1775 01:34:46,969 --> 01:34:48,496 Wait, this isn't a data junction. 1776 01:34:48,531 --> 01:34:49,596 What?! 1777 01:34:49,631 --> 01:34:50,839 It's a high pressure sewage line. 1778 01:34:50,874 --> 01:34:52,665 - Shit! - No! 1779 01:34:56,879 --> 01:34:58,274 It's not our drill. 1780 01:34:58,309 --> 01:34:59,814 Are you telling me that we've sent 1781 01:34:59,849 --> 01:35:01,849 all our resources to the wrong location? 1782 01:35:01,884 --> 01:35:03,279 The site manager here is telling me 1783 01:35:03,313 --> 01:35:05,775 the type of drill that was stolen from the dock 1784 01:35:05,810 --> 01:35:07,282 is a deep-sea drill. 1785 01:35:07,317 --> 01:35:09,548 They're not drilling on land, they're drilling in the ocean! 1786 01:35:09,583 --> 01:35:11,187 It ain't Viarregio the town, 1787 01:35:11,222 --> 01:35:13,255 it's Viarregio the ocean trench. 1788 01:35:13,289 --> 01:35:16,895 And guess what's down there. Europe's central data junction. 1789 01:35:16,930 --> 01:35:18,930 What? What does that mean? 1790 01:35:18,965 --> 01:35:20,327 It means the fate of Europe 1791 01:35:20,362 --> 01:35:23,462 is in the hands of a hit man and a bodyguard. 1792 01:35:23,496 --> 01:35:25,694 Who's unlicensed. 1793 01:35:25,729 --> 01:35:27,531 Divers in the water. 1794 01:35:33,571 --> 01:35:35,274 Deploying the drill now, sir. 1795 01:35:37,773 --> 01:35:39,850 Drill head descending. 1796 01:35:41,216 --> 01:35:42,985 100 metres. 1797 01:35:47,958 --> 01:35:52,323 First, my little taramasalata, 1798 01:35:52,358 --> 01:35:55,227 you are going to watch Europe burn. 1799 01:35:55,261 --> 01:35:59,164 And then I am going to dump you at sea. 1800 01:35:59,199 --> 01:36:03,201 But this time without the necklace. 1801 01:36:03,235 --> 01:36:05,829 Captain, unidentified vessel approaching us. 1802 01:36:05,864 --> 01:36:07,765 Is it hit man and bodyguard? 1803 01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:09,173 It can't be. 1804 01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:11,307 Level one security neutralised them. 1805 01:36:11,342 --> 01:36:13,980 Hmm. Attend to it. 1806 01:36:14,014 --> 01:36:16,982 Yes, sir. 1807 01:36:25,849 --> 01:36:28,322 There's no-one here. The boat is empty. 1808 01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:30,819 Buongiorno, motherfucker. 1809 01:36:30,854 --> 01:36:33,657 Decoys. Works every time. 1810 01:36:33,691 --> 01:36:36,197 Didn't you say there were several layers of security? 1811 01:36:36,232 --> 01:36:38,265 Level two is gonna be much more, uh... 1812 01:36:40,797 --> 01:36:41,939 Attention! 1813 01:36:41,974 --> 01:36:43,666 We have you completely surrounded. 1814 01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:46,074 There is absolutely no chance of... 1815 01:36:50,641 --> 01:36:52,014 Not very practical. 1816 01:36:52,049 --> 01:36:53,708 Well, can we skip a couple of levels 1817 01:36:53,743 --> 01:36:55,314 and get to the hard shit? 1818 01:36:55,348 --> 01:36:57,315 Sure. 1819 01:36:58,648 --> 01:37:01,253 Sir, we have visual of the data junction. 1820 01:37:01,288 --> 01:37:04,124 You take the upper, I'll take the lower. 1821 01:37:22,340 --> 01:37:24,142 Ahh! 1822 01:37:25,144 --> 01:37:27,111 Ohh! 1823 01:37:27,146 --> 01:37:29,872 That's funny, your father told me you weren't using guns. 1824 01:37:29,907 --> 01:37:31,577 Sabbatical's over. 1825 01:37:31,612 --> 01:37:34,811 Now, give me back my... Oh. 1826 01:37:34,845 --> 01:37:37,923 What sort of witchcraft is that?! 1827 01:37:52,334 --> 01:37:54,433 Fuck! 1828 01:37:56,139 --> 01:37:59,602 Ohh! 1829 01:38:01,045 --> 01:38:03,672 Alright, you ready for the show? 1830 01:38:03,707 --> 01:38:05,674 Huh? Huh? 1831 01:38:07,644 --> 01:38:09,116 Fuck! 1832 01:38:09,151 --> 01:38:11,250 That's OK, they can be terribly slippery. 1833 01:38:11,285 --> 01:38:12,988 Arrgh! 1834 01:38:23,527 --> 01:38:26,297 Sir, we've made contact with the data junction. 1835 01:38:29,994 --> 01:38:32,973 Initiating drill sequence. 1836 01:38:37,605 --> 01:38:38,769 Ohh! 1837 01:38:38,804 --> 01:38:41,079 You shoot like my grandmother! 1838 01:38:41,114 --> 01:38:42,575 Is that the same grandmother 1839 01:38:42,610 --> 01:38:45,875 who shoots ping-pong balls out of her ass in Bangkok? 1840 01:38:45,909 --> 01:38:49,284 I'm Japanese, you ignorant geriatric. 1841 01:38:50,881 --> 01:38:54,091 -Look...just... -Slight scratch. 1842 01:38:54,126 --> 01:38:55,785 -Slight splash. -Oh... 1843 01:38:55,819 --> 01:38:57,687 -Boom! -Shit! Arrgh! 1844 01:39:04,025 --> 01:39:06,234 Shit! 1845 01:39:06,268 --> 01:39:08,532 Magnum .44 has six rounds. 1846 01:39:08,567 --> 01:39:12,107 You have only one left, cock fossil. 1847 01:39:12,142 --> 01:39:13,768 Fuck. 1848 01:39:13,803 --> 01:39:15,572 I can see around corners! 1849 01:39:18,543 --> 01:39:20,180 Through walls... 1850 01:39:21,480 --> 01:39:23,051 ..and sofas. 1851 01:39:23,086 --> 01:39:25,614 Even your heat signature looks old. 1852 01:39:28,453 --> 01:39:32,488 Kiss...my...ass. 1853 01:39:40,563 --> 01:39:42,761 Arrgh! 1854 01:39:46,898 --> 01:39:48,931 Arrgh! 1855 01:39:48,966 --> 01:39:52,605 ♪ Cry baby, cry baby... ♪ 1856 01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:54,002 Arrgh! 1857 01:39:54,037 --> 01:39:55,905 ♪ I saw the sign 1858 01:39:55,940 --> 01:39:57,412 ♪ And it opened up my eyes... ♪ 1859 01:39:57,446 --> 01:40:01,118 You're lucky...you're lucky I love this song. 1860 01:40:01,153 --> 01:40:03,516 ♪ Into the light where you be... ♪ 1861 01:40:07,048 --> 01:40:08,289 Data junction compromised. 1862 01:40:08,324 --> 01:40:11,424 Commence upload of Phantom H47 virus. 1863 01:40:11,459 --> 01:40:13,855 Virus upload initiated. 1864 01:40:13,890 --> 01:40:17,166 Estimated time - six minutes. 1865 01:40:21,534 --> 01:40:24,964 Sir, it appears that level one were chasing a decoy. 1866 01:40:24,999 --> 01:40:26,801 Magnusson and Zento will take care of it. 1867 01:40:39,484 --> 01:40:41,187 Kill her. 1868 01:40:43,554 --> 01:40:46,786 Come on, hit man! 1869 01:40:48,888 --> 01:40:51,097 Ahh! 1870 01:40:52,089 --> 01:40:54,496 Ahh. 1871 01:40:58,501 --> 01:40:59,665 Arrgh! 1872 01:41:02,670 --> 01:41:04,208 Arrgh! 1873 01:41:07,246 --> 01:41:09,774 Ahh! 1874 01:41:12,107 --> 01:41:13,876 Virus uploading. 1875 01:41:13,911 --> 01:41:16,747 Time remaining - five minutes. 1876 01:41:16,782 --> 01:41:18,914 Say hello to my little filos. 1877 01:41:21,621 --> 01:41:23,918 As his bodyguard, 1878 01:41:23,953 --> 01:41:26,162 I strongly advise you put the gun down. 1879 01:41:28,154 --> 01:41:29,659 As HIS bodyguard, 1880 01:41:29,694 --> 01:41:32,893 I strongly advise YOU to put the gun down. 1881 01:41:34,501 --> 01:41:35,962 I can't do that. 1882 01:41:36,833 --> 01:41:40,835 One phone call and the review board renews your licence. 1883 01:41:42,607 --> 01:41:45,179 This is what you've always wanted, son. 1884 01:41:57,115 --> 01:41:59,148 He's my friend. 1885 01:41:59,182 --> 01:42:01,820 He's my best friend. My BFF. 1886 01:42:03,230 --> 01:42:05,296 That's 'best friends forever'. 1887 01:42:05,331 --> 01:42:07,826 - Ahh! - Arrgh! 1888 01:42:07,861 --> 01:42:09,795 Arrgh! 1889 01:42:09,829 --> 01:42:11,862 Ahh! 1890 01:42:11,897 --> 01:42:13,160 - Virus upload. - Dad. 1891 01:42:13,195 --> 01:42:15,602 -Time remaining... -Dad. Dad, Dad! Dammit! 1892 01:42:15,637 --> 01:42:18,275 -..four minutes. -Are you wearing Kevlar? 1893 01:42:18,310 --> 01:42:21,102 Ohh! 1894 01:42:21,136 --> 01:42:22,476 Ohh! 1895 01:42:22,511 --> 01:42:25,974 Of course I'm wearing Kevlar. 1896 01:42:26,009 --> 01:42:28,075 I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce. 1897 01:42:28,110 --> 01:42:30,484 What were all those stories about, then? 1898 01:42:30,518 --> 01:42:32,287 Jesus. Ohh! 1899 01:42:32,322 --> 01:42:34,146 That was just to boost book sales. 1900 01:42:34,181 --> 01:42:35,389 Arrgh! 1901 01:42:37,294 --> 01:42:38,953 -Ugh! -Yah! 1902 01:42:38,988 --> 01:42:40,328 Ugh! 1903 01:42:43,024 --> 01:42:45,893 Huh? 1904 01:42:45,928 --> 01:42:48,236 Oww! 1905 01:42:49,272 --> 01:42:51,767 Time to die, you old cow. 1906 01:42:51,801 --> 01:42:53,130 Arrgh! 1907 01:42:54,705 --> 01:42:57,101 Puta de mierda! 1908 01:42:59,775 --> 01:43:01,709 Ugh! 1909 01:43:03,009 --> 01:43:04,382 Arrgh! 1910 01:43:04,417 --> 01:43:05,779 Arrgh! 1911 01:43:05,814 --> 01:43:08,287 Your father's got you right where he wants you now, kid. 1912 01:43:08,322 --> 01:43:11,488 You're not my father. 1913 01:43:12,424 --> 01:43:14,754 Just some dude my mom used to bang. 1914 01:43:14,789 --> 01:43:16,558 Ohh! Arrgh! 1915 01:43:16,593 --> 01:43:18,263 God! what are you doing? 1916 01:43:18,298 --> 01:43:20,298 That's making me pee. 1917 01:43:20,332 --> 01:43:21,661 It's called tradecraft. 1918 01:43:21,696 --> 01:43:24,158 - You're so spry. - Virus upload. 1919 01:43:24,193 --> 01:43:26,402 Time remaining - three minutes. 1920 01:43:26,437 --> 01:43:28,536 Forget your training, Junior? 1921 01:43:29,803 --> 01:43:31,704 You forget who trained me. 1922 01:43:34,741 --> 01:43:36,972 Ahh! 1923 01:43:41,384 --> 01:43:43,142 - Arrgh! - Motherfucker! 1924 01:43:43,177 --> 01:43:46,684 Ugh! 1925 01:43:47,951 --> 01:43:50,215 Arrgh! 1926 01:43:58,466 --> 01:44:01,060 Yah! 1927 01:44:03,294 --> 01:44:04,799 Guess we're at a stalemate. 1928 01:44:06,737 --> 01:44:08,539 I guess not. 1929 01:44:13,270 --> 01:44:16,513 Hello, darling. Did you finish the con woman? 1930 01:44:16,548 --> 01:44:18,944 Her last words were that 1931 01:44:18,979 --> 01:44:22,112 she had something in common with her husband. 1932 01:44:22,146 --> 01:44:25,048 We're both fucking unkillable. 1933 01:44:25,083 --> 01:44:26,720 Fuck! Arrgh! 1934 01:44:26,755 --> 01:44:28,953 Virus upload - two minutes. 1935 01:44:28,988 --> 01:44:30,757 Ohh! 1936 01:44:30,792 --> 01:44:34,992 Triple-A always has three. Any last words? 1937 01:44:35,026 --> 01:44:37,994 Penknife's a very versatile tool. 1938 01:44:38,029 --> 01:44:39,666 No-one sees it coming. 1939 01:44:43,506 --> 01:44:47,541 You...motherfuckers. 1940 01:44:47,576 --> 01:44:51,479 That's right, papa dickless. 1941 01:44:51,513 --> 01:44:55,416 You gotta earn the right to call us motherfuckers. 1942 01:44:56,210 --> 01:44:58,551 - Motherfucker. - Arrgh! 1943 01:44:59,785 --> 01:45:01,686 Virus upload. 1944 01:45:01,720 --> 01:45:05,051 Time remaining - 50 seconds. 1945 01:45:09,794 --> 01:45:12,124 Not bad. 1946 01:45:12,158 --> 01:45:13,597 -But you failed. -Virus upload. 1947 01:45:13,632 --> 01:45:15,192 -Time remaining... -No, no, no. 1948 01:45:15,227 --> 01:45:16,864 There's gotta be a way to shut this down. 1949 01:45:16,899 --> 01:45:20,703 This ship was rigged to explode if you stop the virus. 1950 01:45:21,508 --> 01:45:24,971 Save yourself or save Europe. Which is it gonna be, Bryce? 1951 01:45:26,974 --> 01:45:29,843 - Peach gelato... - 30 seconds. 1952 01:45:29,878 --> 01:45:31,515 ..or lavender fig? 1953 01:45:31,550 --> 01:45:35,310 We both know you were never one to make a hasty decision. 1954 01:45:35,344 --> 01:45:38,950 -Were you, Bry... -20 seconds. 1955 01:45:41,658 --> 01:45:44,054 Can we go on our honeymoon now? 1956 01:45:44,088 --> 01:45:47,188 We can be on our honeymoon... 1957 01:45:47,223 --> 01:45:48,761 10, 9... 1958 01:45:48,796 --> 01:45:52,160 ..for the rest of our motherfucking lives. 1959 01:45:52,195 --> 01:45:53,931 5, 4... 1960 01:45:53,965 --> 01:45:56,262 Oh, mi cucaracha. 1961 01:45:56,297 --> 01:45:59,166 1. Manual override. 1962 01:45:59,201 --> 01:46:02,136 -I love you... -Run! 1963 01:46:21,727 --> 01:46:25,124 The EU wishes to express our deepest gratitude 1964 01:46:25,158 --> 01:46:27,994 to the heroic efforts and investigation of Interpol. 1965 01:46:28,029 --> 01:46:29,600 In particular, I want to commend 1966 01:46:29,635 --> 01:46:31,668 the valour and the courage of agent Bobby O'Neill... 1967 01:46:31,703 --> 01:46:34,440 - Hey, O'Neill. - Thank you. 1968 01:46:34,474 --> 01:46:36,100 Congratulations. 1969 01:46:36,135 --> 01:46:38,542 I still don't agree with your methods. They're unorthodox. 1970 01:46:38,577 --> 01:46:39,939 But I must admit you get results. 1971 01:46:39,974 --> 01:46:43,041 Oh, is that your way of saying "I'm sorry"? 1972 01:46:43,076 --> 01:46:44,405 No. This is. 1973 01:46:44,439 --> 01:46:46,142 I'm recommending you for a permanent position 1974 01:46:46,177 --> 01:46:47,748 in the European division. 1975 01:46:47,783 --> 01:46:48,881 Wait, what? 1976 01:46:48,916 --> 01:46:51,345 You get your own office, SWAT team, unlimited budget. 1977 01:46:51,380 --> 01:46:52,918 If it makes you feel any better, 1978 01:46:52,953 --> 01:46:56,592 I found a bar down the street that carries Sam Adams. 1979 01:46:56,626 --> 01:46:58,527 Let me think about it over a beer. 1980 01:46:58,562 --> 01:47:00,628 Ain't this a bitch? 1981 01:47:00,663 --> 01:47:01,992 We do all the work, 1982 01:47:02,027 --> 01:47:03,895 these motherfuckers get all the credit. 1983 01:47:03,929 --> 01:47:06,798 Don't worry, baby, I talked to Booby 1984 01:47:06,833 --> 01:47:08,866 and he's gonna make it up to us. 1985 01:47:08,901 --> 01:47:12,133 The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman. 1986 01:47:12,168 --> 01:47:13,970 You assholes look like shit. 1987 01:47:14,004 --> 01:47:16,400 Don't talk to us like that, you cheesy fuck. 1988 01:47:16,435 --> 01:47:18,006 We're not your bitches anymore. 1989 01:47:18,041 --> 01:47:19,909 Relax. 1990 01:47:19,944 --> 01:47:22,076 I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon. 1991 01:47:22,111 --> 01:47:23,143 Alright! 1992 01:47:23,178 --> 01:47:25,310 But you're still wanted. 1993 01:47:25,344 --> 01:47:27,146 So until Interpol clears up the legals, 1994 01:47:27,181 --> 01:47:30,215 I need all three of you on that yacht for the next 48 hours. 1995 01:47:30,250 --> 01:47:32,019 -Are we clear? -No. 1996 01:47:32,054 --> 01:47:33,823 Uh, Bob, quick sidebar. 1997 01:47:33,858 --> 01:47:36,353 No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face. 1998 01:47:36,387 --> 01:47:37,694 OK. 1999 01:47:37,729 --> 01:47:39,124 Fuck it. 2000 01:47:41,326 --> 01:47:43,733 -And? -Are you serious about that? 2001 01:47:43,768 --> 01:47:44,701 Deadly. 2002 01:47:44,735 --> 01:47:46,801 Youse are sicker fucks than I thought. 2003 01:47:47,738 --> 01:47:50,299 Here, you. Sign there. 2004 01:47:50,334 --> 01:47:52,642 Wait, what is this? This is... 2005 01:47:52,677 --> 01:47:55,744 Hold on a second. You... 2006 01:47:55,778 --> 01:47:58,581 You guys got my licence back? 2007 01:47:58,616 --> 01:48:01,518 -Come on! -I'll let her explain. 2008 01:48:03,621 --> 01:48:05,621 Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads. 2009 01:48:06,414 --> 01:48:08,524 Oh, Breesey... 2010 01:48:08,559 --> 01:48:12,022 Thank you. 2011 01:48:16,599 --> 01:48:18,665 What's she doing? 2012 01:48:26,531 --> 01:48:29,433 My baby cucaracha, 2013 01:48:29,468 --> 01:48:31,875 you just signed the adoption papers. 2014 01:48:31,910 --> 01:48:34,647 -The what? -The adoption papers. 2015 01:48:34,682 --> 01:48:37,474 You are now our son! 2016 01:48:39,114 --> 01:48:40,619 Wait, what the fuck?! 2017 01:49:09,878 --> 01:49:11,878 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 2018 01:49:11,913 --> 01:49:14,144 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 2019 01:49:14,179 --> 01:49:16,311 Really? That's your voicemail? 2020 01:49:16,345 --> 01:49:18,719 Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more time 2021 01:49:18,754 --> 01:49:20,182 to get your asses un-red-noticed, 2022 01:49:20,217 --> 01:49:22,723 so I need you on that yacht for at least another month. 2023 01:49:22,758 --> 01:49:24,318 You know what? Maybe two. 2024 01:49:24,353 --> 01:49:26,518 Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical. 2025 01:49:26,552 --> 01:49:28,519 And say hi to your mom and dad. 2026 01:49:28,554 --> 01:49:31,192 But don't call me! Ever! 2027 01:49:31,227 --> 01:49:32,600 Like, never ever! 2028 01:49:32,635 --> 01:49:34,734 - Oh, Darius. - Oh, baby! 2029 01:49:34,769 --> 01:49:37,671 We finally get to make love just for the sake of fucking. 2030 01:49:37,705 --> 01:49:38,836 Ohh! 2031 01:49:38,871 --> 01:49:40,706 We don't have to worry about having a baby... 2032 01:49:40,741 --> 01:49:43,401 ..we have our little Breese. 2033 01:49:43,436 --> 01:49:46,338 What are you doing?! Oh, my God! 2034 01:49:46,372 --> 01:49:49,538 Oh! Sonia, what did you do? What's that hip movement? 2035 01:49:49,573 --> 01:49:51,012 Oh, baby, that hip movement! 2036 01:49:51,047 --> 01:49:54,543 -Oh, that's new pussy! -Oh, mi cucaracha! 146579