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'Command, this is Jammer.
Reading a massive energy spike.'
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Smells delicious.
Did you know pizza is literally
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my most favourite food
in the whole world?
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Ding-dong.
Pizza girl!
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That's �12.99.
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Over half an hour late.
We get free garlic bread.
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The first address you gave me,
it was... It was a river.
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But you're still late, I'm afraid.
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Take that.
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Looks like four quid short.
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Then say stop
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when you reckon
you've got your money's worth, baby.
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You can't keep trying to pay me
with free mugs and lame stripteases.
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No more mugs! Aha! I present to you
the Midnight Beast flannel!
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You can use it to dab sweaty pits.
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I mean, um... you must be sweaty,
delivering all those, er, pizzas.
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Enjoy your final pizzas.
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In your flat of twats.
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She likes me.
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She likes the band.
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Course she does.
We're fucking invincible.
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? The Midnight Beast!
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? We're the greatest unsigned gimmick
brat band from southwest London
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? We're not unsigned
because we're shit
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? We're unsigned
because corporations suck... ?
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And because we're shit.
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Shut up, Ash!
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? Mum, your little boy's
flown from the nest
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? Moved in with his best boyfriends
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We're the best
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? To a very big mansion of a crib
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? No more nappies! No more bibs! ?
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What? Nothing!
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? Er, we've got our own fridge
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? The wide world's very, very mean
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? But, Mama, I can handle myself!
You'll soon see!
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? Just the other day I was walking
Felt a tap on my shoulder
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? There's a shark standing there
and he looks much older
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? He's like "Rah, rah, rah!"
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? I turn around
and I'm like "What the hell?"
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? Then I kicked the shark
in the face
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? He kicked the shark in the face
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? Then I kicked the shark
in the face
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? His face was a total disgrace
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? Humans are bitter
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? You can't punch me with a flipper
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? I kicked the shark in the face
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? He kicked the shark in the face
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? I'm sitting on my arse
playing Xbox games
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? Then I hear a voice
and it's calling out my name
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? I'm like "Yo!
What you want, motherfucker?"
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? He's like
"Yo! Y-Y-You, motherfucker!"
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? What happened next?
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? I'm getting to that
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? Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves
Grab a baseball bat
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? I look left, look right
but there's no-one around
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? Then a bear tack-tackles me
to the ground
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? He's like "Rah, rah, rah!"
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? Then I get up
and I'm like "What the fuck?"
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? He looks back
and he's like "Rah, rah, rah!"
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? I'm not even scared, I'm like
"What the fuck? W-W-What the fuck?
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? Then I hit the bear in the balls
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? He hit the bear in the balls
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? Take one for the team to the balls
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? Stef hit the bear in his balls
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? Go cry to your mama
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? A bear couldn't cook carbonara
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? I hit the bear in the balls
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? He hit the bear in the balls
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? Swim with a school of fish
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? Hunt with a pack of wolves
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? The only thing I know is
I love animals!
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? We put this bit in the song
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? I love animals
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So the animal lovers
don't come for us
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? We put this bit in the song so
the animal lovers don't come for us
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? Then I kicked the shark
in the face!
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? Humans are winners
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? Cos we'll have your legs
for dinner
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? Unless you're vegetarian
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? And that's OK
Being vegetarian's fine with me. ?
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You're back.
I knew you can't resist me.
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Pizza girl!
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�12.99.
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Time to go-go.
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I am so, so sorry. Listen...
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um... none of us actually have ever
ordered a pizza in our life, so...
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I don't even know what a pizza is.
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What is it? Not important. Maybe try
the guy next door. He loves pizza.
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Whatever it is. Er, thank you.
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Oh, the fridge is fucked.
It's supposed to fill up
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when no-one's here.
That's what happened at Mum's house.
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We haven't checked the bin.
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The last tenant's cat food.
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"Meat content 17%."
Breakfast is served, gentlemen.
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We're out of money, out of food.
This doesn't feel like superstardom.
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Maybe it's how models stay thin.
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By being poor?
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Ah! Undiscovered dregs!
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Knockety-fucking-knock!
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Jesus! Are they charging you money
for this place?
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Chevy, you got any food?
Can you check your pockets...?
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Sorry, lads!
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I'm running off pure ambition
and a love of music.
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Shit, I've run out of nails.
Dru, pass me your hand.
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All right, just one.
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Hungry, are you?
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I've been there.
Before I had my success.
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Looks like you guys need cash.
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Yeah, but no record deals.
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We're doing it our way,
independent, right?
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Trust me, lads!
I've got a nice little angle for ya.
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You know them games
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where you play along with the music
and the little plastic whatnots?
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Yeah! Yes!
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I've heard of these things
of which you speak, yes.
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Contact of mine, Sam, bit of
a player, lives in Los Andrew-les.
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Does placements for bands.
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Los Andrews-les.
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Gets their songs onto games.
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But so often there's one really shit
band you've never heard of
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and you always have to mute.
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And that band could be you!
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Sam flies in tomorrow,
so get your set ready.
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So you got us a venue?
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Course I have!
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It's what band managers do, innit?
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But you're gonna have to look cool.
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You're gonna have to blink a lot,
cos blinking's cool.
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Quick. Blinking check. Hit me!
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Hit me! Hit me! Come on!
Give it me! Give it me!
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Give it me! Blinking more!
Harder! Faster! Faster!
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Dru!
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That's very good.
Phil Collins is a blinker.
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I'll crack on, get the venue sorted.
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Sweet.
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All right? The name's Chevron!
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Didn't I ban you for doing drugs
with some other dickhead?
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You must be mistaken.
My first time here.
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What it is, is I'm a music manager
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and I'm looking for a venue
to showcase one of my bands.
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Could make your club a lot of money.
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Who's the band?
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Have you heard of Coldplay?
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Going outside makes me so hungry.
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Your mate, Chevron.
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No, it's fine. Apparently, we're
meeting him at the venue. I... Oh.
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Which one of you's Stef?
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Who needs to know?
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Your laptop's showing up
on my wireless network.
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Oh, is your network
the one called DieWifeDie?
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And yet still she lives.
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She took everything.
Know what she left me?
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Yeah. Sad, innit?
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Been my vase. A paperweight.
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But in a very real way,
it's become a friend.
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Look, just keep off my network,
all right?
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I've been doing some very
intensive coding for Maley's.
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You know Maley's? The new creamy
liqueur for the pink pound.
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Yeah. Strange consistency.
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Very albuminous. Very salty.
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Reminds me of, um...
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What was it again?
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Er... hm.
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Oh!
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Poisonous cow!
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Unfortunately, we've got to...
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I'm glad your mug's dead!
..Where are you going, then?
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Going to a venue
to check it out for a showcase.
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All right, I'll come with you.
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Definitely not.
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Fuck.
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Oh, great!
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Hello?
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Bitch! Not you.
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Help me!
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Just over there. Just sign...
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Hey. Hey.
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Brought you some food.
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Er... are you all my boyfriend now?
Cos I only brought enough for Stef.
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There is no sharing today.
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What are we gonna eat?
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Lip balm?
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It smells like cherries and it's
made up of ground-up horse's hooves.
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Sweet. Give me that.
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Come on, man. Get off, Dru.
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The cherry goodness is over.
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Don't hog it, man. All right.
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Give me some.
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Oh, my God! Lemon!
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Mm, mm! Vitamins.
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I don't have to piss on my hands
and rub it on my teeth any more.
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That scurvy sucks.
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Where did you get that?
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Thought you didn't have any money.
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They're just lying around
all over the place.
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? I'm a ninja!
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? Of the dance floor!
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? I got a craving for whatever's
yours...! ? Sorry, sorry.
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? I'm a fucking ninja
of the dance floor
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? I do the things
that you can't ignore
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? Are you a ninja?
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Do you drink Special Brew?
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? Cos you can't afford a bottle
of the champagne too
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? Get out the kitchen
if you can't take the heat
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? I never eat
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Cos I haven't had a good night
Till I'm sick in the street... #
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Bleurgh!
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Ah, bro, that really smells.
What have you been drinking, man?
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? Super Strongbow, motherfucker
Do you want a can?
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? I don't pay by card, man
I don't pay by cheque, man
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? I'll give you so much change
you can't even hold it in your hand
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? I... I... I... I'm an assassin
of the dance floor, right?
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? I silently assassinate
every drink in sight
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? I've got eyes like a hawk
A serial drink thief
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? I'm like Robin Hood
apart from that I'm robbing for me
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? From the rich cos I'm poor
A celebrity whore
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? I'm the type of boy you told
your daughters to watch out for
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? And my hands
are like samurai swords
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? But they're not metal so nothing
like swords, they're just hands... ?
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What the fuck you saying, man?
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Oh, I... I don't know.
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? But I'm still a ninja!
Of the dance floor!
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? My hands look nothing
like samurai swords
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? But I'm a fucking ninja!
Of the dance floor!
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? So get ready
for what I got in store
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? Is that my drink?
I ain't got no drink
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? I swear that's my drink
It was just any drink
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? Well, my drink's been drunk
Oh, well!
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? That shit got stung
Oh, well
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? Oh, well, welly, welly
Let's take a ride like Nelly
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? We could move like jelly
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? We're invisible
we're up all night
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? I've got special powers
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? I can stay up
for seven whole hours
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? I can see when it's foggy foggy
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? Like Snoop Doggy Doggy
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? I'm a ninja, dickface!
Got a tattoo to prove it!
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? Don't ever let me see you
waste your drink cos I'll lose it
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? Give you five whole seconds
to finish it up
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? Till I come around the corner
Take a shit in your cup
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? I'm a ninja!
Of the dance floor!
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? I'll take a shit
in everything that's yours
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? I'm a fucking ninja!
Of the dance floor!
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? I drink more than a liquor store
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? Are you a ninja? What?
Of the dance floor? What? ?
247
00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,538
Hold up. Did you say something?
248
00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:14,778
Yeah, doing the little
white boy bit. Like, "Whoa!"
249
00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:15,620
What, like Eminem?
250
00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:16,779
Yeah.
251
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:19,819
? Baby, I'm a ninja!
252
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,940
? I'm a fucking ninja!
253
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:25,899
? Nin-nin-ja-ja-ja!
254
00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,379
? I'm a fucking ninja!
255
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,899
? Of the dance floor! ?
256
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,899
You said they were Coldplay.
257
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:37,299
To be fair, I asked you if you've
heard of Coldplay, which you had.
258
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:41,059
Fuck it!
We don't want to play there anyway.
259
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:44,459
Look, there's shitloads
of really cool places
260
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:46,459
that are crying out
for a band like you!
261
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:49,299
Well, not crying out.
Talking, mumbling.
262
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,139
But don't dwell on that.
263
00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,058
Let me worry about that.
264
00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,220
We could play at our place.
265
00:12:53,221 --> 00:12:54,579
Repeatez-fucking-vous?
266
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,699
You know, at our flat.
We can do a gig there.
267
00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,059
I said cool.
268
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,419
It's pretty cool.
269
00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:03,699
It's cold. That's very different.
Similar, but worlds apart.
270
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,299
Trust me.
271
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,179
I'll sort it out.
272
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:09,139
You...
273
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:12,539
the band, my children,
274
00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,219
my dollies,
275
00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:18,660
are playing for Sam somewhere
fucking drop-dead cool tomorrow!
276
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,840
Mm!
277
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,359
We were in the middle of dinner!
278
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,119
Yeah? Lettuce for two again.
279
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:32,879
Oh, um, sorry. Listen, we'll be
playing a gig in our flat tonight,
280
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,199
so there might be some noise,
if we do it right.
281
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,239
Yeah, so, whatever you do,
282
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,079
don't come in.
283
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,799
But I like music.
284
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,999
Big music fan, me.
285
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,120
Music, er...
very good use of... sound.
286
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,599
Look, just... stay inside.
287
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,399
You're the weird neighbour.
Yes, you are.
288
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,319
If you've got a complaint,
289
00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,240
just bang on the wall with a broom.
290
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,280
Huh!
291
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,599
See, Uncle Eeyore there
is exactly the sort of person
292
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,679
we don't want hanging about you boys
when Sam's about.
293
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,400
Coolness is all.
294
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,799
What the fuck are you doing?!
295
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,440
Basic resourcefulness.
He's got crates of the stuff.
296
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,999
Stef! Stef!
297
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,879
Stef! Stef!
298
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,719
Stef! Stef! Stef!
299
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,199
Stef! Stef!
300
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,880
Chevy! Come here! Chevy, love you!
301
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,439
Is he drunk?
302
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,239
No! He's so far past drunk,
he's sober again. It's fine.
303
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,319
I need you in control, Stef.
Sam takes a lot of impressing.
304
00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,199
That's why I'm not drinking.
Keeping it tied down. Staying sharp!
305
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,359
Couldn't sleep yesterday.
Feeling a bit "pick, pick, pick" now.
306
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,159
You know, like something needs
tuning in or turning off or some...
307
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,519
Argh!
308
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,080
Where's your bog again?
309
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,959
Pizza girl! Mate, check this out.
I'm gonna stuff her crust.
310
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,599
I'm not sure sexy pizza chat
is what she wants to hear.
311
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,519
Felicitations, chiquita.
312
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,240
What brings your body
to our abode, eh?
313
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:29,360
I'm doing a degree in twat studies,
so primarily I'm here for research.
314
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,519
Well, I see it's taking half an hour
for a comeback
315
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,040
so I guess this party's free.
316
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,079
Told.
317
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,560
She likes me.
318
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,080
Oh...!
319
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,640
Hmm.
320
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,159
I love your band! What?
321
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,199
You're amazing! Say again? What?
322
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,399
You're amazing!
Zoe, have you seen Chevy?
323
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,120
I've been trying to avoid him,
to be honest, Stef.
324
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,479
You guys rule. I love your band.
325
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,119
Cheers. Um... have you seen Chevy?
326
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,240
I really wanted to,
327
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:09,679
but my friends wanted to see
Twilight so we saw that instead.
328
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,840
? Move your body! ?
329
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,159
Oh, just say no!
330
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:18,119
Have you seen Chevy? He's the only
one who knows what Sam looks like.
331
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,479
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
332
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,519
Look, I'll stop Hitler
and you find Chevy, all right?
333
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,560
Fuck's sake! Sorry.
334
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,399
Chev? Chev?
335
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,199
What?
336
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,680
Is Sam here yet?
337
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What?
338
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:37,879
Sam, we're ready to play.
339
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,039
We've booked a great band!
340
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,479
Back, back, back.
341
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,479
Oh, left. Oh, left, left.
342
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,799
Left, back and down.
343
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,440
Oh!
344
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,719
What the eff?!
345
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,479
Er... can we store
346
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,999
a body in your flat? Don't worry,
he's not dead. It's fine.
347
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,039
Does this mean
I can come to the party?
348
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,278
No, but, um, we've got
a lot of promotional mugs,
349
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:03,758
so I'm sure we could sort you out
with one of them.
350
00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:04,720
All right.
351
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,080
Yeah. I dig all of you.
352
00:17:09,081 --> 00:17:11,879
I know. Just such a beautiful
thing being on... Ash! Ash!
353
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,879
Being on a surfboard... Ash!
..and riding the waves... Ash! Ash!
354
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,919
One arm in front of the other...
Ash! ..Me in the water... Ash! Ash!
355
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:19,600
What?!
356
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:21,239
Have you seen Sam?
357
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,599
Listen, I know this music thing
is very important to you,
358
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,560
but this is a hot girl
who smells like pizza
359
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:30,479
and might have access to warm food.
Be nice to her and her friend.
360
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,119
Thank you.
361
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,319
Hi, I'm Stef. Hi, I'm Sam.
362
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,079
Sam. Sam! Shit! Don't go toilet.
363
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,280
Wait there! Ash, Ash, we're on.
Dru, get on stage.
364
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,879
Hi, we're... we're The Midnight Beast
and this is for Sam.
365
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,280
This is for the pizza girl.
366
00:17:58,281 --> 00:18:00,359
It's for the inventor of Maley's,
367
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,639
the creamy liqueur beverage
for the pink pound.
368
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,120
But mostly for the other two.
369
00:18:04,121 --> 00:18:06,839
Who gives a fuck?
370
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,999
Dru, sit down.
371
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,200
Yeah, all right.
372
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,000
Everybody, dance!
373
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,919
? Hey, darling, let's not be coy
374
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,959
? You're just a girl
and I'm just a boy
375
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,520
? He's just a boy
that wants to have sex
376
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,959
? And let us be serious
You could be next
377
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,279
? If you're lucky, you might... me
in a two-bedroom flat in Putney
378
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,518
? Then you got with Ash
379
00:18:33,519 --> 00:18:34,680
? Whoop-dee-doo!
380
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,479
? Wasn't that your ambition to do?
381
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,439
? Why don't you want him?
382
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,479
? I've got a perfect body, baby
383
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,319
? And if you want him
384
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,479
? I even think
that I would shave it
385
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,199
? Got a superpower
386
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,319
? I could last for half an hour
387
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,959
? We can misbehave...
388
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:56,159
? Ooh! Baby, when the world ends
you're gonna be begging me for sex
389
00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:01,319
? We'll be the only people that are
left to resurrect a civilisation
390
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,359
? You're gonna be
begging me for juice
391
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,319
? We'll be the only people
that are left to reproduce
392
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,359
? So when the world ends
393
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,559
? Ends, ends
394
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,799
? If you want to role-play with me
395
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,758
? I'll part your legs
Like Moses the sea
396
00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:17,678
? I could be Adam
And you could be Eve
397
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:19,480
? Lend me your bush
I'll plant a seed
398
00:19:19,481 --> 00:19:21,479
? That's offensive to religion!
399
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,759
? But I just had a sexual vision!
? So?
400
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,680
? I've been quite subtle
I'll give a clue
401
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:27,439
? I got a boner pick with you!
402
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,479
? Please, I'm begging
403
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,759
? For the sake of saving humankind
404
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,599
? He's wearing jeggings
405
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,879
? With the hope
that it could make you mine
406
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,359
? So don't be bitchy
407
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,319
? They're kind of itchy
408
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,039
? This could be our time
409
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:46,479
? Baby, when the world ends
you'll never be able to say no
410
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:51,159
? I'll be the only boy
and so you'll have to have a go
411
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,919
? You're gonna be desperate
You're gonna be begging me for kids
412
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,479
? We'll need to save the world
so I would have to use a lid
413
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,639
? When the world ends
414
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,959
? Whoa-oa-oah
? Oh, baby, when the world ends
415
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,719
? Whoa-oa-oah
416
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:11,399
? So don't be frigid, baby
417
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:15,359
? You and me could have a baby
418
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,199
? Come on, baby, don't act shady
419
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,839
? I'm your man and you're my lady
420
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,319
? Baby
421
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:28,399
? When the world ends
you're gonna be begging me for sex
422
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,359
? I'll be the only boy
that you have left to get erect
423
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:36,119
? You're gonna be desperate
You're gonna be begging me for juice
424
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,959
? We'll be the only people
that are left to reproduce
425
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,079
? So when the world ends
426
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,399
? Whoa-oa-oah
? Oh, baby, when the world ends
427
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,759
? Whoa-oa-oah
428
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,559
? Baby, when the world ends
429
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,159
? Ends, ends
430
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:55,079
? Baby, when the world
ends, ends, ends
431
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,800
? Baby, when the world ends! ?
432
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,519
Wow! You guys totally rocked it.
433
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,960
Cheers, Sam. And that really
means a lot coming from you.
434
00:21:11,961 --> 00:21:14,399
We wanted a chance
to really knock you out.
435
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,679
Wey-ha-hey!
436
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,640
We were a fucking tit.
Give us a hug, Sam.
437
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,719
Did I do bad?
438
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,119
Just a little bit, mate.
What the fuck?
439
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,319
All right, lads? Oh, casualty!
Oh, yeah, nice one.
440
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,479
Chev, we need to call someone
about Sam.
441
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,278
Dru's just taken her out.
442
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:35,320
Sam? Sam? Is Sam here?
443
00:21:35,321 --> 00:21:38,199
Mate, are you blind?
444
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,199
Oh! Chev, I've been trying
to call you.
445
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,519
Sam!
446
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,399
All right, geezer?
447
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,039
It's Sam, Sam! Sam the music guy.
448
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,600
You're Sam from the music industry?
449
00:21:47,601 --> 00:21:48,960
I'm sorry? What?
450
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,160
Have you got my stuff?
451
00:21:51,161 --> 00:21:52,719
Do you want a CD?
452
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,919
Oh, my God. Er... what?
453
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,719
Don't worry about this, son.
I'll sort this out.
454
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,120
What the fuck?
Where's the white stuff?
455
00:21:59,121 --> 00:22:00,959
Do you do a lot of business?
456
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We go back a long way.
457
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,559
Your shit is the bomb, Chevron!
458
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,279
I told you, man, it's the bomb!
459
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,478
Look, next time you're in London,
give me a call.
460
00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:13,480
I'll cut you up, brother.
461
00:22:13,481 --> 00:22:15,760
Have a bomb.
462
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,719
Er... so, you're in
the music business?
463
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,920
Yeah, man, you...
464
00:22:20,921 --> 00:22:21,919
Fuck!
465
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:22,920
Out the toilets, dickheads!
466
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,199
Would you want to see a gig?
467
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,199
I'm kinda just here to buy.
468
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,719
We made a sale?
We actually sold a song for money?
469
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,359
Yes? Food!
470
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:36,199
Hey, Chevy gets 20%.
471
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,119
- # Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty... #
- Fucking cheers, boys!
472
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,079
? Dirty beats!
Dirty, dirty beats... ?
473
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,319
Oh! Guys!
You're my favourite band ever!
474
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,839
Sloman, we would be honoured
if you would attend our party.
475
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,840
Is this instead of the mug?
476
00:22:48,841 --> 00:22:49,839
No.
477
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,119
You can have the mug as well. Hey,
you can even tidy up in the morning.
478
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,039
Wow! A free mug, an invite to a party
479
00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:00,679
and I get to touch all your stuff
by tidying it up. Best day ever!
480
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:06,040
Ha! Oh, yeah. There's a chick
on the floor. It just gets better!
481
00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:36,600
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