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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.
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Ten years ago, Rob Beckett and I met
on the comedy circuit,
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and we've been friends every since.
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I think we compliment each other -
he's sad, I'm happy.
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He'll always have a smile about
things.
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It's just a shame that smile is so
punchable.
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Now, we're putting our friendship to
the test.
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Why are we in this vehicle?
Bigger the better, innit?
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As we travel the world together...
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I'm gonna get out of here and smack
-your arse with this. -OK, get out.
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..to meet some of the greatest
athletes on the planet.
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As well as some of the biggest
stars
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from the world of music and
entertainment.
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We'll be immersing ourselves in
their worlds
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to find out what makes them who they
are.
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I look happy, don't I?
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Just minus the skill...
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Oh, my God.
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..talent...
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I haven't been this close to my wife
in about three weeks!
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..or motivation...
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Jesus Christ!
Bolt don't do this -
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Bolt doesn't moan like this.
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..that makes them mega stars.
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Holy shit!
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This week, Romesh and I are off to
Nashville, Tennessee,
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to learn all about country music.
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We're in Nashville, Rom!
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And who better to act as our guide
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than the biggest-selling female
country star of all-time,
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Shania Twain?
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We'll get the country look...
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You look like racism.
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..we'll saddle up...
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How's your arse feeling?
Absolutely battered, mate.
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..and we'll even write and perform
our very own country hit.
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Yee-ha!
Yee-ha!
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♪ Hillbilly rock, hillbilly roll
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♪ Stand in a line and away we go
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♪ Little bit of moonshine, a little
bit of meat
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♪ Do the hillbilly rock and roll
with me
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I can't believe I know these words.
I honestly -
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I've not heard this song for 20
years.
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I can't believe I'm friends with you.
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You write a classic, everyone knows
the words.
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It's like Hey, Jude at the closing
ceremony of the Olympics.
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♪ Grandpa's rocking in his rocking
chair
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♪ Grandma's pretty when she lets
down her hair... ♪
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So, what do you know about country
music?
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What's your background?
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My background is absolutely, pretty
much, zero exposure to country music.
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What do you know about country music?
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I quite like a few Johnny Cash
songs.
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I don't really know much country
music.
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You know more than me, I would say.
Yeah.
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Willie Nelson!
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That you're a fan of?
I've heard of.
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Clark Gable?
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No.
What does he do?
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I don't think so.
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Clark Gable.
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You do look like a country music guy.
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Very much like a country music -
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Oh, cos it's...
You are such a COUNT-ry music guy.
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Do you know that?
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When I look at you, I think,
"COUNT-ry music guy.
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Rob is such a COUNT-ry music guy."
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There's a real COUNT-ry music vibe
about you, as well.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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So much about you says COUNT-ry
music to me.
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But sometimes I look at you and I
think you're a (BLEEP).
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But that's just me.
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♪ SHANIA TWAIN: "Man, I Feel Like a
Woman"
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Let's go, girls.
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It was clear we had a lot to learn.
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Come on.
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So, before we headed to America,
we were on our way to the O2 Arena
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to see live in concert
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none other than the queen of country
pop herself, Shania Twain.
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Ah!
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Shania has sold over 100m albums,
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making her one of the best-selling
artists of all-time,
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and the perfect person to give us a
crash course in country music.
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Shania's team had also arranged for
us to accompany her
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as she walked out into the arena.
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So, with our VIP backstage access,
we had the best seats in the house.
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♪ I feel like a woman! ♪
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(CHEERING)
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(WILD CHEERING)
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Are you ready, London?
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(WILD CHEERING)
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♪ SHANIA TWAIN: "That Don't Impress
Me Much"
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(CHEERING)
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♪ I've known a few guys who thought
they were pretty smart
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♪ But you've got being right down to
an art
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♪ You think you're a genius
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♪ You drive me up the wall
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♪ You're a regular, original
know-it-all
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♪ Oh, oh
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♪ You think you're something special
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♪ Oh, oh
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♪ You think you're something else
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OK, so you've got a car.
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♪ That don't impress me much
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♪ So you've got the moves, but have
you got the touch?
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♪ Don't get me wrong, yeah, I think
you're all right
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♪ But that won't keep me warm in the
middle of the night
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♪ That don't impress me much
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♪ Ha-ha
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The concert was only just getting
going,
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and to my surprise,
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it turns out I'm already a massive
fan of country music
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and I absolutely love Shania Twain.
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♪ That don't impress me ♪
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(CHEERING)
Yes, Shania!
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Yes fucking please, Shania!
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And it turns out Shania loves us,
too.
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So much, in fact...
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..she invited us to join her on
stage.
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Do you guys sing?
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I don't, but Romesh can rap.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, that is not...
You can rap!
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Can't Romesh rap?
(CHEERING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Come on, Romesh, do what the people
want.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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♪ I bring the butter, you know this
ain't the margarine
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♪ I'm quick to clean up the scene
like my name is MC Windolene
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♪ I'm in your face like the Mace from
the cannister
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♪ My lyrics bring the pain like
testicles beaten on banisters
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♪ When you're spitting stairs to
battle, this ain't fair
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♪ You're lyrically impaired
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♪ Plus, your knees are knocking, cos
you're scared ♪
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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I know that you wanna hear me rap
again,
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but please give it up one time for
Shania Twain!
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(WILD CHEERING)
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♪ SHANIA TWAIN: "Man, I Feel Like a
Woman"
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Let's go, girls.
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(CHEERING)
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With my brief stint as a rap star
over...
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Come on!
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..we left Shania to finish off the
show,
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as I needed a quiet word with Rob.
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(LAUGHS)
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Who was suitably apologetic.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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That's the best I've felt.
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That's one of the biggest stitch-ups
I've ever been...
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You absolute -
(GASPS)
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Oh!
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Oh! Fuck me!
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That was out of order.
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Like, not j...
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Like, I'm not joking, it is out of
order.
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I know!
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Are you...
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(LAUGHS) I feel demented.
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I feel...
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I'm so high on life!
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That was amazing.
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I actually...
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I'll be...
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I genuinely thought that was out of
order.
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Really? Is that...
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(LAUGHS)
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You can rap, though, to be fair.
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Yeah, in my bedroom.
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Along to a track.
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Not next to Shania Twain at the O2,
dickhead.
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Oh, that was...
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That was funny.
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She was... She's...
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I felt very awkward - I had to carry
her dress, as well.
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Oh, yeah, that must've been a
nightmare!
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I had to spit eight bars out on the
stage, mate.
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You're a prick.
You're making it worse saying that.
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♪ I feel like a woman ♪
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(WILD CHEERING)
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Rom's rap skills must have made
quite an impression...
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Hello, Shania!
Hello.
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Hey!
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..because the next day, Shania
invited us back to the O2
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to talk all about the world of
country music.
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Shania, thank you so much for
meeting us to have a chat.
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You are, well, a mega star,
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you're the queen of country music,
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and I think the perfect person to
introduce me and Romesh
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into the world of country music.
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Well, the thing is, we're outsiders.
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Rob...
What's that?
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..you don't look like an outsider,
you look quite country,
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whereas I look like...
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What does that mean?
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Look at his face -
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He once referred to me as "Trump's
wet dream".
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Oh, God!
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He's got a country look,
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whereas I... I've got more of a "just
arrived in the country" look.
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Do you reckon we need to look a
certain way
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to fit in to country music?
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What would you suggest we wear?
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Cos we wanna try and establish
ourselves
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in the country music scene.
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Go to Nashville, go out and get
yourself a Stetson
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and follow the stereotype.
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Tell me what you think the
stereotype is.
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Horse.
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Horse?
A horse on stage.
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Is that too much?
No, no, no, that's not...
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I've done it.
Right.
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I took my horse on tour.
Did you?
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Yes, I did.
I've got my horse with me now.
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That's how he got here.
Yeah.
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OK, no, in my head it's cowboy hat,
checked shirt, jeans and big boots.
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Right.
What about the beard?
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Are beards good in country music?
Of course!
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It's very in right now. It's very
-fashionable. -Wow.
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You might wanna...
Grow a beard?
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He can't grow a beard.
You're a little bit clean-cut.
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Me?
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Yeah.
I need to be a bit dirtier?
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I think so.
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♪ They said, "I bet they'll never
make it"
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♪ But just look at us holding on
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This is our song, innit?
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No!
We're still together
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This is our song.
It's not our song!
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♪ Still going strong
This is our song!
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♪ You're still the one
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♪ You're still the one I run to
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♪ The one that I belong to
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♪ You're still the one I want for
life ♪
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Do you have to be a bit more
intense?
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I think a lot of country music
songs can be quite depressing
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and hard work and quite tough.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Listen, we have so much fun in
country music,
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you can be whatever you wanna be.
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So, it's not all about hardship,
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so it wouldn't help if I slept with
Romesh's wife,
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to give him something to write
about?
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I think that would be awesome
songwriting material.
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Because it would really help me out
with a reason why I did.
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The impression I get about country,
cos you're quite...
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To be honest, your songs are very -
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You're saying it's all about
-cheating. -Yeah.
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It's very specific and very...
Heartbreak.
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"Jimmy slept with my wife and then
I saw him today,
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and he looked at me funny," that
would be, like, a song title.
254
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Let me clarify.
OK.
255
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:13,280
What it is about the great country
music songs
256
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is that they write about real life.
257
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:19,480
They're not as poetic or roundabout
in the way they say things.
258
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Perfect!
I see...
259
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,160
Now, you might disagree with this
theory, but I'm a hip-hop fan -
260
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I see country and hip-hop have got
parallels
261
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,800
in terms of they talk about what's
real
262
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,960
and they talk about it in a very
literal way,
263
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,600
and it's a music of the people.
I agree totally. You're right on.
264
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,520
You're spot on with that.
265
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,280
It's very much singing from the
heart
266
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and no bullshit kind of lyrics.
267
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,560
Yeah.
Mm-hm.
268
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,120
You could take the formula of a rap
song...
269
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,360
Ah.
Yeah.
270
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,360
..pull out the curses,
271
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,640
or replace the curses with something
more family-friendly.
272
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,880
Yeah.
Mm-hm.
273
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,840
I had to do that when I went to
-Nashville. -What did you have to do?
274
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As a Canadian, I swear a lot.
275
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,520
I heard the original title was
"Shit, I Feel Like a Woman".
276
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Is that true?
277
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,760
How do you even know it was that
mild?
278
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,520
"Fucking Hell, I Feel Like a Woman!"
Yeah.
279
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,240
"That Don't Fucking Impress Me At
All, Mate."
280
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,920
See, those would be the urban
versions.
281
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♪ Don't be stupid
282
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♪ You know I love you
283
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,760
♪ Don't be ridiculous
284
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,640
♪ You know I need you
285
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,600
♪ Don't be absurd
286
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,400
♪ You know I want you
287
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,400
♪ Don't be impossible
288
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,400
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
289
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,720
So, do you think we need country
music names?
290
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,560
Because I'm Rob Beckett, OK?
Oh, my gosh.
291
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,880
I want the job of giving you your
country names,
292
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,000
if you want to take on country
names.
293
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,400
Definitely.
100%, yes.
294
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,800
Can I give you a suggestion?
295
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,160
Robert Anthony Beckett - I thought I
could be Bobby Tony Beckett.
296
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,480
Bobby T Beckett, does that sound
country?
297
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,560
Uh...
That's a no.
298
00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,720
Maybe not Beckett.
299
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,800
Bobby Tony sounds like a pole dancer.
300
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,760
I don't trust -
Bobby Black... Bobby...
301
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,280
I don't know.
Bobby Black?
302
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,840
I'll take Bobby Black.
Yeah.
303
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,080
OK, Bobby Black.
304
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,800
What about Romesh Ranganathan?
305
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,480
It's a tough job, that.
Romesh.
306
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,880
I actually like the name Romesh,
-anyway. -Cool.
307
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,000
It's a bit like "rubbish", though.
308
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,440
(Rubbish!)
309
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,640
Rubbish Romesh.
310
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,120
I like it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
311
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,720
I love the way you just clapped, as
if, "I'll clap and he'll go there."
312
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,560
Don't listen to him.
Don't insult me and then applaud...
313
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,280
Excuse me, are you trying to tell
314
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:32,480
one of the greatest-selling country
music artists of all-time...
315
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,320
Or THE biggest female...
Shania...
316
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,320
So you're saying Shania Twain's
wrong?
317
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,440
I'm not saying you're wrong,
Shania...
318
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,120
No, first of all, they don't say
"rubbish" in America,
319
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,800
so that wouldn't really work.
They've not seen his act!
320
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,360
They say it, but it's not...
321
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,280
OK, so that wouldn't really..
322
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,600
So... Well...
323
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,000
Remi would be good. Remi would work.
Remi?
324
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,120
Mm-hm. Yeah.
Just Remi? Anything else?
325
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,320
I sort of see...
326
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,040
Remi Brown and Bobby Black.
327
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,680
Remi Brown and -
Remi Brown and Bobby Black! Yes!
328
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,840
Yeah, I love it. That sounds good,
actually.
329
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,960
Come on.
330
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,440
No?
Sounds good together.
331
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,520
Thank you.
332
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:13,920
Thanks to Shania, our education had
gotten off to a great start -
333
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,120
we had our first taste of country
music, and loved it.
334
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,160
The next stop on our journey would
takes us Stateside...
335
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,240
..to Nashville, Tennessee.
336
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,160
So far on our country music
adventure,
337
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,840
we'd met the legend that is Shania
Twain.
338
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,320
Are you ready, London?
339
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,320
And now we were heading to the home
of country music -
340
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,000
Nashville, Tennessee.
341
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,160
We're in Nashville, Rom!
Yes, we are.
342
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,400
Nashville!
343
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,640
Yes!
344
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,560
When my new best friend Shania Twain
345
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,560
had heard we were coming to
Nashville,
346
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:08,000
she'd been in touch and set us a
challenge - a terrifying challenge.
347
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,920
There's country music everywhere!
348
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,520
She'd asked us to write and perform
our very own country song
349
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,440
in front of a live audience,
350
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,480
and we'd only have three days to do
it.
351
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,480
Nashville IS country music.
352
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,560
It's where artists from Elvis
Presley to Dolly Parton,
353
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,440
Johnny Cash to Taylor Swift,
354
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,440
have all recorded hit albums.
355
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,000
In fact, it has more musicians per
capita
356
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,760
than anywhere else in the world.
357
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,800
And now two more were rolling in to
town.
358
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,560
The bottom half of your face is like
a kiwi.
359
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,760
Are you talking about my new beard?
I don't know if it's a beard -
360
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,800
It's a beard, mate! Yours is just
mental!
361
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,480
You're gonna end up looking like an
Asian Uncle Albert.
362
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,640
Uncle Alpesh?
363
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,440
What did it say in the review about
the gig?
364
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,160
Let me read the review to you.
365
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,200
"Shania Twain at the O2 Arena, London
review - she's still the one."
366
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,520
Three stars.
What?!
367
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,240
Well, I'll tell you why she might
have got three stars.
368
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,720
The tag line to the review,
369
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,000
"Only misstep from the country
superstar
370
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,280
is when she invites guests on stage."
371
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,800
OK, here we go.
372
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,960
So the review carries on, "It takes
on a variety show feel
373
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,480
as audience members are invited on
stage,
374
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,720
followed by comics Romesh Ranganathan
and Rob Beckett,
375
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,040
who seem to have convinced Twain's
team
376
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,920
that they were a lot more famous than
they actually are."
377
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,960
"The whole Butlin's stage show saga
disrupts the flow of the show."
378
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,160
We like Butlin's!
379
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,800
"And Twain has to work hard to get
it back on track."
380
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,320
Based on that review...
Yeah.
381
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,160
..are you nervous about this
challenge Shania's given us?
382
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,480
Yes, I am very nervous.
383
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,600
I wouldn't mind it
384
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,400
if it was performing in England.
385
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:04,680
Robert's Western World, honkytonk
bar in Nashville, home of country,
386
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,800
you and me performing a song that
doesn't yet exist.
387
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,200
I'm sort of... pretending we're not
doing it.
388
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,000
Unfortunately, though, that was not
an option.
389
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,640
But before we could get down to
writing our hit song,
390
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:23,200
I took Shania's advice and got us
the stereotype -
391
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,000
a Stetson, a shirt, and a horse.
392
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,280
♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪
393
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,800
So, I just wanna apologise about the
O2, yeah?
394
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,800
It was out of order, I stitched you
up.
395
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,960
So, what I've organised is a
camping trip.
396
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,600
What?
397
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,240
I wasn't expecting that reaction.
398
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,600
We're gonna go camping.
399
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,800
I've got us horses,
400
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,840
and we're gonna properly camp in the
Tennessee wilderness.
401
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,880
Isn't that amazing?
To make up for things?
402
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,360
Yeah! I've organised it all. It's an
experience.
403
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,440
Hello!
404
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,880
Yes, what an experience (!)
405
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,000
Hi, I'm Rob.
406
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,360
With just days to go till we were
due on stage,
407
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,040
and not a single lyric written,
408
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,240
Rob had decided to book us on a
camping trip.
409
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,200
All right. These are your horses.
410
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,320
This here is Tex, this is Bailey.
411
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,000
Hello, Tex. Hello, Bailey.
412
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,080
Pull yourself up.
413
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,240
Shania did say to live the
stereotype,
414
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,160
so what better way to find some
inspiration for our song
415
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,640
than to get out into the great
American wilderness
416
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,400
like a couple of good old-fashion
cowboys?
417
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,840
Let me tell you something -
418
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,160
there is gonna be no mounting and
dismounting.
419
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,240
This is the only time I'm getting on
-it. -OK.
420
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,400
Oh, God.
421
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,320
I think you've got it.
OK.
422
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,280
Feels like he's going a bit too
quick.
423
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,760
He's not going too quick!
424
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,880
What are you talking about?!
Well, I'm not happy with this speed!
425
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,600
(LAUGHS)
426
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,240
Is this quicker than walking, is it,
do you think?
427
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,280
This is amazing, Romesh, innit?
What an experience.
428
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,440
What an experience, two guys riding
out to die in the woods.
429
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,040
We're gonna stay overnight, have a
lovely time.
430
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,000
Have you ever done camping?
No.
431
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,040
Me neither.
Are you serious?!
432
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,200
Once when I was a kid, but I was
only eight.
433
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,800
So why are you leading this camping
expedition, then?
434
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,240
To be honest, I don't know, really.
Oh, my God.
435
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,560
I just don't understand, why are we
going camping?
436
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,800
Why do you keep moaning?
437
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,520
The whole fucking way you've been
moaning! Just cheer up!
438
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,640
Look at it!
439
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,000
Because I never once said I wanted
to go camping.
440
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,600
This is the shittest idea!
Just cheer up, buck up
441
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,120
and get a fucking move on!
442
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,520
This is lovely, innit?
443
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,640
Fuck off.
444
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,360
(LAUGHS)
445
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,600
No!
446
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,000
Don't make me get the whip out,
Bailey!
447
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,160
I can see where "hungry as a horse"
comes from.
448
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,800
Come on, you greedy bugger!
449
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,040
(LAUGHS)
450
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,240
Here we are.
451
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,920
What do you mean, "Here we are"?
452
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,200
Are you joking?
(CHUCKLES)
453
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,800
Are you joking?
454
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,000
I thought it would be...
455
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,240
Look, I thought there would be more.
456
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,000
This is unbelievable.
457
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,320
This looks like something a tramp
left behind,
458
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,280
and now we're gonna try and stay in
it.
459
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,440
I don't feel safe.
Do you not?
460
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,640
No.
No, because I'm gonna kill you.
461
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,480
Can I tell you something?
462
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,840
At this moment, I never wanna see him
again.
463
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,440
I need to phone my wife and say, "I
love you.
464
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,560
Kiss the kids goodnight, tell them
I'm never gonna see them again,
465
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,320
because me and Rob Beckett are gonna
kill each other in the woods."
466
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,840
Rom, let's do this.
467
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,440
You're such a piece.
I didn't know they were in there.
468
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,440
OK, I've got -
Where's the instructions?
469
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,520
It's not about instructions, it's
like Bear Grylls shit.
470
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,800
You are such a dick.
471
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,000
How would I improve the situation?
472
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,120
If he was dead.
473
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,400
I heard that!
474
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,960
You see what I mean?
475
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
If he was dead, he wouldn't have
heard that.
476
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,120
Pick the pole up, spread out the
floor bit,
477
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,440
I'll put this on top, then we put
the top up.
478
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,600
He's falling apart. He's falling
apart.
479
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,800
He looks like a young Donald Trump on
his first camping trip.
480
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,360
Romesh, banter aside, a few ropes
away from done here.
481
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,080
Yeah, we are a few ropes away from
done.
482
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,640
Trust me on that.
483
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,560
Why don't you take the lead on this?
484
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,400
Because I didn't wanna fucking come!
485
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,800
That's why I'm not taking the lead on
it, mate!
486
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,120
You literally said, "Let's bond.
487
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,520
We'll go to the woods, we'll make a
tent,
488
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,800
all the facilities will be there."
489
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,400
We've got some marshmallows that
are made of horse -
490
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,680
Mallows.
..we've got a tent that we can't...
491
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,520
-It's not even a tent!
-It is a tent, but it's not a tent yet.
492
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,080
It's three sheets and a pole.
493
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,280
This is bullshit!
494
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,920
My commitment to this trip is
absolutely zero.
495
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,560
I'm literally gonna get an Uber, go
to a hotel, spend the night.
496
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,800
I probably will wait for him to fall
asleep before I do that, though.
497
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,200
I think that's the main aim,
498
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,760
because what I don't want is for him
to come with me.
499
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,400
And I'll just let the horses loose,
just for kicks.
500
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,360
Just to make it slightly more
difficult for him to return.
501
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,520
Any little thing that I can make more
difficult for him, I will do.
502
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,800
What have you done?
503
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,240
Erm...
504
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,600
That's gonna make it a lot more
difficult.
505
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:50,240
♪ Am I losing you? ♪
506
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,040
Do you think you'll end up getting
into camping?
507
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,240
No.
508
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,760
We're not doing camping now.
509
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,520
We're sat by a fire with a tent we
haven't managed to put up.
510
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,200
This is basically homelessness.
Essentially, yeah.
511
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,120
Would you say this is the worst
holiday you've ever had?
512
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,440
I think it would be a real push to
describe this as a holiday.
513
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,080
A work trip gone bad?
514
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,200
Yes.
515
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,760
This is the worst work trip I've ever
had.
516
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,920
Really? Even when you was a teacher?
Yeah.
517
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,560
Went to Ghana.
What, with school?
518
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,360
Yeah.
What was you doing in Ghana?
519
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,160
We went to check out the impoverished
villages in Ghana.
520
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,720
That's not a holiday.
That was better than this.
521
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,440
♪ Am I losing you? ♪
522
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,880
We should get some sleep.
523
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,240
Roll them out, sleep here - head by
the fire.
524
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,160
Yeah, that's the safest way, innit?
525
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,720
(GASPS)
526
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,840
(SIGHS)
527
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,600
That was close! Did you see that?
528
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,880
Yeah, I did.
529
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,240
As the night's gone on,
530
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:51,080
I've become less and less concerned
about your well-being, to be honest.
531
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,640
I'm just gonna sleep fully-clothed,
I'm not even gonna take my boots off.
532
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,160
I was hoping a night in the great
outdoors together
533
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,600
might have given us some inspiration
for our song.
534
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,640
But as the night drew in, it was
doubtful we'd still be mates,
535
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,440
let alone bandmates by morning.
536
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,240
This is so shit.
537
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,800
Right.
538
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,600
Night, Rom.
Goodnight, Rob.
539
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:14,920
Night, baby.
540
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,000
Where are you?
541
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,880
♪ I'm so glad we made it
542
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:25,440
♪ Look how far we've come, my baby ♪
543
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,680
After our disastrous camping trip,
Rob and I were back in Nashville,
544
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,800
and with just two days to go until
our performance,
545
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,960
we desperately needed to get on with
writing our song.
546
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,920
IN DEEP VOICE: Hey, I'm Bobby Black,
and this is my man, Remi Brown.
547
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,680
IN DEEP VOICE: Hey, I'm Remi Brown.
548
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,360
And we're here to sing a little song
for you good people.
549
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,000
A little song that we wrote.
550
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,560
And this song is called...
551
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,440
This song is called um... Milk the
Horse.
552
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,200
Milk the Horse?!
553
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,240
(LAUGHS) God no, the cow!
554
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,400
Sorry.
555
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,360
IN DEEP VOICE: This song...
556
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,600
♪ I milked the horse
557
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,080
♪ And the milk kept on coming ♪
558
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,200
I don't think Milk the Horse was the
hit we were looking for.
559
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,160
It was clear we needed expert help,
560
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,240
and luckily for us, Shania had hooked
us up with two people
561
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,360
who could actually write a song.
562
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,360
Hello!
Hi!
563
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,480
Hi, I'm Rob.
564
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,680
Country music star Meghan Linsey
and producer Tyler Cain
565
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,680
were going to prepare us for our
upcoming performance
566
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,640
and hopefully turn our dysfunctional
relationship
567
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,640
into chart-topping gold.
568
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,480
Please help us.
We need you!
569
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,000
So much!
We're here for you.
570
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,400
Awesome!
We've got you.
571
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,480
We're here to write a country music
song,
572
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,440
because we've gotta perform it
later,
573
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,680
under, for some reason, the command
of Shania Twain
574
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,120
in this weird situation I've got us
in.
575
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,200
Right, lovely.
576
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,120
But before we could start writing
our masterpiece,
577
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,840
Meghan and Tyler wanted to see how
well we could sing.
578
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,880
We're just gonna get you kinda
comfortable, you know,
579
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,160
singing pitches.
580
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,720
Imagine you're talking -
Love singing pitches.
581
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,960
Love me some hot pitches.
Yeah, right?
582
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,400
You dirty son of a pitch.
583
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,480
It'll be like...
584
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:32,240
(TRILLS SCALE)
585
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,440
(CHUCKLES)
586
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,320
(TRILLS SCALE)
587
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,440
I feel like you...
588
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,520
(CLEARS THROAT)
589
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,600
(TRILLS SCALE)
590
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,080
I sound like a chicken!
591
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,680
You do sound like a chicken.
592
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,560
But you feel all this happening
here? It's opening up.
593
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,800
(TRILLS SCALE)
Feel it loosening up?
594
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,720
(TRILLS SCALE)
595
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,600
Serious question - are you pissing
about on purpose?
596
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,840
No, this is me trying.
OK, I just wanted to ask.
597
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,720
This is not me pissing about.
Fine.
598
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,960
(TRILLS)
599
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,880
No, I'm not a good singer.
600
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,800
The only sort of thing keeping me
going
601
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,960
is the hope that I'm better than Rob.
602
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,040
You don't have to be the quickest
gazelle,
603
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,360
you've just gotta be faster than the
slowest one.
604
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,960
♪ Nee-no, nee-no, nee-no, nee-no,
nee ♪
605
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,080
Yeah!
606
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,920
And this particular gazelle should
be shot.
607
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,320
♪ Nee-no, nee-no, nee-no, nee-no,
nee ♪
608
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:23,320
Every pitch we play, you sing it
about a step higher,
609
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,840
but that's impressive.
I'm just a high-flyer.
610
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,240
(PLAYS CHORD)
611
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,440
♪ Nee ♪
612
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:35,120
♪ Nee-no, nee-no, nee-no, nee-no,
nee ♪
613
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160
Yeah, all right.
614
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,600
I don't think Meghan and Tyler have
worked with someone like me before.
615
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,720
I cannot sing whatsoever, but I've
got enthusiasm, confidence,
616
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,400
and I'm a loud shouter.
617
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,880
I have a feeling that whatever is
about to happen now
618
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,880
is gonna, really, probably be great.
619
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,360
And they say Americans can't do
sarcasm!
620
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,680
IN GRUFF VOUCE: Country roads
621
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,520
♪ Take me home
622
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,000
♪ To the place
623
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,600
♪ I belong
624
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,000
♪ West Virginia
625
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,000
♪ Mountain momma
626
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,560
♪ Take me home
627
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,520
♪ Country roads ♪
628
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,760
You know what that was?
629
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,560
That was Bobby Black.
That was Bobby Black, wasn't it?
630
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,200
And Bobby Black is a sex offender.
631
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:35,160
What I would say is Rob far surpassed
my expectations,
632
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,680
but my expectations were
633
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,360
that he would sound like a cat
being punched in the face.
634
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,360
After that glowing endorsement,
635
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,360
it was time to see just how good
Romesh was.
636
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,200
♪ Country roads
637
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,200
I love the way his head moves!
I know!
638
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,120
♪ Take me home
639
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,440
And it was a hell of a show!
640
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,680
♪ Country roads
641
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,200
♪ Take me home
642
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,720
♪ To the place
643
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,240
♪ I belong
644
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,920
♪ West Virginia
645
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,960
♪ Mountain momma
646
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,120
♪ Take me home
647
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:25,680
♪ Country roads ♪
648
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,800
Yes!
649
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,960
Yes!
Yes!
650
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,920
That's how he hails a cab.
651
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,400
Romesh is all right.
652
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,240
If Romesh had my confidence, he'd be
half-decent.
653
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,480
We need to combine.
654
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,720
That's what we're gonna do - proper
duet.
655
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,480
Cos let's be honest, Elton John was
carrying Kiki Dee.
656
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,160
Now knowing how little they had to
work with,
657
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,040
Meghan and Tyler decided it was time
to put pen to paper.
658
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,240
Thanks for helping us.
659
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,880
But, as usual, Rob was getting ahead
of himself.
660
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,360
If this song goes mega...
Yeah.
661
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,560
..what are we looking at,
money-wise?
662
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,640
You could be rolling.
663
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,200
There's ways to make money on it.
What's the cut?
664
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,440
I think we just split it four ways.
OK.
665
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,640
That's usually how...
666
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,040
And you have to let me be in the
music video, too.
667
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,200
You can be in the music video, 100%.
668
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,520
Look, look, look, guys, I'm gonna
stop you there.
669
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,880
We ain't doing it four ways.
670
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,640
You guys, 20%, we'll take 80%, split
it two ways, yeah?
671
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,040
Yeah, see, this is...
672
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,360
-It's changing a little.
-Right, 70-30, we'll just get on with it.
673
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,000
OK, OK...
You happy with that?
674
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,040
Cool. Right, let's go.
Yeah...
675
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,160
Ready?
676
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,480
Do you normally run country music
like a fruit and veg market stall?
677
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,240
We're here to record a country hit.
678
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,320
I don't wanna knock out some
average stuff,
679
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,440
I want top drawer, top quality,
top-selling singles.
680
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,640
That's what I'm going for.
681
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,320
So, it seems like you guys may not
like each other,
682
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,800
but you love each other.
683
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,200
Is that fair to say?
684
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,560
Y-yeah.
685
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,360
Being completely honest.
Yeah.
686
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,000
This sounds like a good idea for
your verse.
687
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,320
OK.
688
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,680
♪ I don't even like you
689
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,840
♪ But I love you, that's a fact ♪
690
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,720
Right?
Nice. Yeah.
691
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,040
I like the traditional country...
How are we taking 60% of this?
692
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,120
We've just said...
693
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,320
Because I'm a good businessman!
Shut up!
694
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,720
We've literally just said some words.
Keep going. Don't listen to him!
695
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,880
Yeah, yeah, this is our product.
Yeah, absolutely, 100%.
696
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,680
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
697
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,800
Keep going.
698
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,720
So now we need another line.
699
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,920
Uh...
700
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,120
Is that music speak, or do we need
more lyrics?
701
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,160
I think you should introduce
-yourself to your audience. -OK.
702
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,720
So, your new names - Remi Brown and
Bobby Black.
703
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,160
So...
704
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,920
♪ We used to Rob and Romesh...
705
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,680
Romesh? Ramesh? Sorry.
706
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:41,800
Romesh.
707
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,000
♪ Now we're Remi Brown and Bobby
Black ♪
708
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,800
Bobby Black.
709
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,040
Nice!
710
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,560
If that's not a hit, then I don't
know what a hit is.
711
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,960
You've earned a good 40% there, boy.
Right...
712
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,600
I would say you don't know what a
hit is.
713
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,160
I don't know.
714
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,240
He gets under your skin after a
while.
715
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,360
♪ I don't even like you
716
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,480
♪ But I love you, that's a fact
717
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,160
Despite Rom's negativity,
718
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,680
I could tell we were on to something
special.
719
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,840
♪ Remi Brown
720
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,640
♪ And Bobby Black
721
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,560
We've got a hit. It's an earworm.
722
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,400
It's stuck in my head!
723
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,400
And after many hours of hard work in
the recording studio,
724
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,160
I reckon we had a song even Shania
Twain would have been proud of.
725
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:31,200
I am in a situation where I can write
what I really feel about Rob.
726
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,720
The only thing is there can't be too
much swearing,
727
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,840
which, in my version, it would be
absolutely filled with profanity.
728
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:43,240
♪ We're Remi Brown and Bobby
Black ♪
729
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,800
Yee-ha!
Yee-ha!
730
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,040
♪ On the road again ♪
731
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,240
It was our final day in Nashville,
732
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,880
and we were only hours away from our
performance.
733
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,640
I'm sort of pretending we're not
doing it.
734
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,680
With a song of sorts written...
735
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,920
Yee-ha!
Yee-ha!
736
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,680
..and some real-life country living
under our belts...
737
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,520
This is lovely, innit?
Fuck off.
738
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,440
(LAUGHS)
739
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,640
..I thought it was time to get some
outfits
740
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,880
for Remi Brown and Bobby Black's
debut performance.
741
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,520
The true test of these outfits are,
when we put them on,
742
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,320
no-one will even look at us, cos
we're just there,
743
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,560
we're just in the world of
Nashville.
744
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,480
♪ Cowboy ♪
745
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,480
Rom.
746
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,760
You've just got a normal shirt on.
This is it.
747
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,480
I think this is all right.
748
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,120
You look a bit like um...
749
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,400
..if Humpty Dumpty was a cowboy.
750
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,080
I'm Bobby Black.
751
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,720
Rob, you're Bobby Cock.
752
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,840
You look awful.
753
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,040
Get changed.
754
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,200
Idiot.
755
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,560
He genuinely thought that was the
look he was gonna go for.
756
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,080
It's insane!
757
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,640
Rob.
758
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,800
I like it!
759
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,880
It's good!
760
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,400
Why are you wearing that hat?
761
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,360
I know it's bold.
762
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,080
I look happy, don't I?
763
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,760
Rob, you look like a right-wing
nutcase, mate.
764
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,120
Mate, you look great!
765
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,040
Your top half is so wide compared to
your legs.
766
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,360
I can't believe somebody who looks
like you
767
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,000
is criticising my appearance.
768
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,160
You look like racism.
769
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,560
Why don't you get changed, go and
find a Klan outfit or something?
770
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,240
He's out of control here.
771
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,920
Every time he came out of that
changing room,
772
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,920
I wanted to be involved in this
less.
773
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,440
Rob.
Yes?
774
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,800
I think I've got it.
775
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,160
Oh, mate, you look cool!
776
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,240
That looks good.
777
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,120
Before you say anything, this is a
chance to experiment, OK?
778
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,720
What do I look like?
779
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,640
You look like you need a carer.
780
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,800
IN SOUTHERN ACCENT: I don't care, I
love her!
781
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,400
Bizarrely, it's not the worst thing
you've worn today.
782
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,760
This has been a massive waste of
time, hasn't it?
783
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,840
Cos you're not even taking it
seriously.
784
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,200
What you talking about?
785
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,040
OK, we're done here, Rob.
What?
786
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,280
We're done.
Yeah.
787
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,240
I would suggest, go for a look
788
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,400
that doesn't look like you've been
-shagging your sister. -OK.
789
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,280
It was clear Rom and I still had
some work to do,
790
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,120
but it wasn't long before we found
the perfect outfits
791
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,760
for our performance.
792
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,760
I think that we've nailed it.
793
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,520
I just wanna get into Nashville
looking the part, acting the part,
794
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,240
be in country music.
795
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,280
And where better to road test our
new looks
796
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,800
than the Tennessee Goats, Music and
More Festival?
797
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,040
Yes, thanks to Rob, instead of
rehearsing,
798
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,960
we were gonna dress up like a couple
of idiots and stare at some goats.
799
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:06,160
So, can you explain to me what it is
we're actually doing here?
800
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,880
I thought we're gonna perform soon,
801
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,000
so we'll get in the headspace of
performers.
802
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,760
It's a goat festival.
Goats AND music.
803
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,560
Except there seemed to be a lot more
goats than music.
804
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,520
But that was the least of our
worries.
805
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,560
Nobody else is dressed like us, Rob.
806
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,880
It is early, though.
807
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,360
Once...
Once what?
808
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,480
Give it an hour...
809
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,760
Is there a Twat Hour a bit later on,
is there?
810
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,880
I also don't like this camera behind
me, cos I've got no batty.
811
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,160
We're getting on, ain't we?
Yeah.
812
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,160
This is what we need - a bit of
camaraderie.
813
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,560
We've gotta perform together, so
we've gotta...
814
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,360
I still don't think this is good
prep for it, honestly.
815
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,440
As Rocky montages go, in preparation
for the big fight,
816
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,680
this is dreadful!
817
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,280
When Rocky was preparing to fight
Apollo Creed,
818
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,280
he did not go to an agricultural
show.
819
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,960
I could tell Romesh was feeling
tense about tonight's performance,
820
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,320
but I knew the perfect way to relax
him.
821
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,320
We're quite keen on some goat yoga.
822
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,920
We're trying to get involved in the
local traditions.
823
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,280
You're in the right place.
824
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,000
Yes, in this part of America, they
love goats so much
825
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,640
they even do yoga with them.
826
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,240
This is so in the pocket for
Rob Beckett.
827
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,080
I'm amazed it's not more insane.
828
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,800
I'm actually not ready for this.
829
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,640
Rock and roll. Here we go!
830
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,040
I feel like I'm in prison.
831
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,920
Oh!
832
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,080
Go on, Trish, drop one on him.
No, do not, do not!
833
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,200
Do it.
834
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,480
Are you OK?
Yeah, fine.
835
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,000
Never felt better, actually.
836
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,960
Shit in my hair.
Are you serious?
837
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,080
Yes!
838
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:17,920
This is how I'm preparing to perform
country music
839
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,640
for the first time in my life.
840
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,840
This is never the answer to
something.
841
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,280
This is never the...
842
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,720
Oh, my God.
843
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,840
It's literally a metaphor for my
career at this point.
844
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,520
What are we doing here?
845
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,640
It is insane.
846
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,640
We were finally on our way to our
performance
847
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,240
in one of Nashville's most historic
music venues.
848
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:46,600
But with almost no time left, now
was the time for practice.
849
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:52,320
♪ Any time I see you
850
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,360
♪ I just see...
851
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,880
♪ A real nice guy
Guy ♪
852
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,360
We're fucked.
853
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,360
With no more practice time left, the
moment of truth had arrived.
854
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,120
The stage at Robert's Western World
loomed.
855
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,840
A stage that had been graced by
country legends
856
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,840
such as Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash,
Willie Nelson,
857
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,920
and now... us.
858
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,400
The crowds in Nashville are
notoriously unforgiving on new acts.
859
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,800
To be honest, my main concern was
making it out alive.
860
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,000
I'm this close to ringing Shania
Twain
861
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,080
and telling her to shove it up her
arse.
862
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,320
At this moment, I hate country more
-than I've ever hated it. -Yeah.
863
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,600
I don't know where the confidence
has gone!
864
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,160
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS)
865
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,880
Romesh and Rob perform a country song
866
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,400
after having gone to a goat festival
and camped in the woods at night.
867
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,440
This is insane!
868
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,440
The preparation for this has been
absolutely abysmal.
869
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,840
We've now spent an afternoon learning
this song,
870
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,600
and now we're gonna perform it in
Nashville!
871
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,640
For once, Romesh might be right.
872
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,920
I feel sick.
873
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,600
All right, we're gonna get a couple
of guests up.
874
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,640
There was no putting off the
inevitable.
875
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,960
And with Tyler and Meghan blocking
our escape, we were up.
876
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,320
Rob and Romesh, everybody. Give it
up for them.
877
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,320
Give them a warm Nashville welcome.
878
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,400
(APPLAUSE)
879
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,520
Yes!
880
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,760
Yes!
881
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,120
The Nashville crowd was waiting.
882
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,120
They were ready, but were we?
883
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,880
Whatever your expectations are,
please lower them.
884
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,960
This was actually happening.
885
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,320
♪ Rode into Nashville, like cowboys,
of course
886
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,880
♪ But Rob's teeth are so big, looks
like a horse riding a horse
887
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,680
♪ Bobby grew a beard to look country
and western
888
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,120
♪ But instead he looks like he's
about to do some darn molesting
889
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,880
♪ Hey
890
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,040
♪ Hey, that's my friend Rob
891
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,720
That's Bobby Black to you, son!
892
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,720
♪ When I'm with Rom, his misery's an
infection
893
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,840
♪ Plus, he can't make his eyes look
in the same direction
894
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,960
♪ He says that he's a vegan, but
it's a PR stunt
895
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,400
♪ Cos anyone who knows him, knows
he's a lying
896
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,520
♪ Hey!
897
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,920
♪ Hey
898
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,080
♪ Hey, that's my friend Rom
899
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,760
That's Remi Brown to you, son.
900
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,280
♪ I don't even like you
901
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,120
♪ But I love you, that's a fact
902
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,160
♪ Used to be Rob and Romesh
903
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,400
♪ But now we're Remi Brown
904
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,320
♪ And Bobby Black
905
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,800
♪ Any time I see you
906
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,800
♪ I just see a real nice guy
907
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:56,000
♪ I promise I won't make another joke
about your eye
908
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,280
♪ Together, we can make it
909
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,200
♪ It might seem a little vain
910
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,040
♪ But if we keep it up
911
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,160
♪ We might get as big as Shania
Twain
912
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,480
Join in!
I don't even like you
913
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,400
♪ But I love you, that's a fact
914
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,840
♪ We used to be Rob and Romesh
915
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,240
♪ But now we're Remi Brown
916
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,720
♪ And Bobby Black ♪
917
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,240
Thank you, Nashville! Yee-ha!
Thank you so much!
918
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,560
Thank you!
919
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,680
I know it's five o'clock, but
goodnight!
920
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,840
Thank you!
(CHEERING)
921
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,680
That was the first of 12 songs we're
gonna be performing.
922
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,200
Give it up for the band, ladies and
gentlemen.
923
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,280
You know what, Rom, I'm quite proud
of myself, OK?
924
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,800
Because I've never sung in public
before.
925
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,680
And it was a bit shaky at times,
926
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,480
but the crowd cheered at the end and
I enjoyed it.
927
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,640
Yeah.
928
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,080
We've come to Nashville and written
and performed a country music song.
929
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,400
Shania Twain will be proud of us.
Yeah.
930
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,600
It's about the struggle, innit?
Yeah.
931
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,440
Do you think it's made you like
country music any more?
932
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,800
It's actually made me like country
music less.
933
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,400
I'll never do it again in my life,
however, I'm glad I've done it.
934
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,840
Yeah.
935
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,440
I do feel like seeing country in this
context,
936
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,560
I do get it a bit more.
937
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,080
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
938
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,000
I tell you what I consider a triumph,
939
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,400
that we haven't been beaten up
wearing this stuff.
940
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,800
That is the biggest victory we can
take from this.
941
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,800
Romesh, the night is young.
That's true.
942
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,160
Can we have a beer and just forget
-about this? -I'm gonna have 19 beers.
943
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,440
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