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♪ Go Ninja! ♪
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(Randy) I was chosento protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.
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I am Randy Cunningham.
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Cash? Check. Map? Check.
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Annual field trip to Little Norrisville,
prepare to get ditched!
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Now we just wait
for our moment...
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Ah! There's history
everywhere you look.
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Take this sidewalk.
It's positively teeming with history.
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A-bing. A-go.
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Sweet cheese, Cunningham,
this store has everything.
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Even sweet cheese.
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Focus, buddy, we're shortchanging our
education for one mouth-puckering reason:
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Super Samurai Sour Bombs.
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Ooh! Sushi phone!
Mm, mm?
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-Super Samurai Sour Bombs.
-See-through eye patch!
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Super Samurai Sour Bombs!
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(gasps)
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Super Samurai Sour Bombs.
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Four out of five dentists recommend that
you don't go anywhere near these things.
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Aw... I want those!
But also these! And those!
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(groans) The hardest thing
is deciding what I don't want.
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We came for Sour Bombs! Let's get 'em
before Slimovitz realizes we're gone.
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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Ah! I see you have found
the Idol of Infinite Wishes.
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Idol of infinite wishes?
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According to legend, it will
give you all your heart desires.
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Whoa! My heart
desires it to be cheaper.
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-Whoa!
-Hmm?
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Infinite wishes for only $9.99?!
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(scoffs) Be warned:
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He who receives all he desires
winds up with nothing.
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But, for only $9.99, right?
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Ha! A magic idol?!
A magic idol?!
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You're saying that
like you don't believe it.
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I don't believe it!
You are such a gullible shoob!
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Laugh it up. I got a thing
that gives me all the things.
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All you got is one box of candy.
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Uh, dangerously sour candy.
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Aw, I can smell the sour.
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And I'll tell you
how it tastes, in a week,
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when I get the feeling
back in my lips.
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Hmm... Huh, wish I had
a Super Samurai Sour Bomb.
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-Ahh... huh?
-Uh...
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(groans)
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Why is my Super Samurai
Sour Bomb in your mouth?
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Mmm! So sour.
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Cunningham,
you would have loved this!
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What should I wish for next?
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That wasn't a wish.
It was a coincidence.
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Mmmmm.
Doesn't taste like coincidence.
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(gasps)
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(sniffing)
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(chuckles)
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Yes, sir? Can I help you?
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It was here.
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There was an ancient relic
upon this shelf.
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A source of unfathomable power.
Where is it?!
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(shrieks)
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...and that's the exciting story
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of how 13th century
Norrisvillians
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turned wheat into wheat paste.
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You know what the best part
about having a wishing idol is?
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-You being wrong.
-(groans)
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Principal Slimovitz,
I have a question,
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but it's actually seven
questions in one.
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I hate Doug... so much!
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Too bad there's nothing
you can do about it.
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Oh wait, what am I saying?
You have a magic wishing doll.
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First of all, it's an idol.
Second of all... I do!
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(whispering gibberish)
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...which leads to question 1A:
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Can you get sick
from wheat germs...
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(screams)
(choking)
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(grunts) Why do you want it?
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It's just garbage
I sell to the tourists.
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You're not a tourist, are you?
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-(choking)
-Doesn't prove anything.
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Bugs fly into
Doug's mouth all the time.
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But this is the first time
I wished for it.
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Well, the first time it worked.
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Fun fact: Ancient Norrisvillians
used paint so wet,
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some of it's still drying.
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And we can watch it dry
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at The Museum
of Watching Paint Dry!
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(groans)
I never thought I'd say this,
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but I'd rather be
back in school.
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Would you say you "wish"
you were back in school?
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-I wish we weren't here.
-Allow me.
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-(whispers gibberish)
-(squirming)
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(yelping)
OK... field trip's over!
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(both gasp)
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Straight to the bus.
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No eye contact with security.
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And if anybody inquires:
we found it this way.
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Admit it! You believe
in the Idol of Infinite Wishes!
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I believe in the Idol of
Infinite Coincidences.
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-(Nomicon humming)
-Hmm?
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Oh, no! You're not gonna
jump in and take his side!
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(horn honks)
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I wish you'd stay out of this!
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(tires screeching)
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Ahh!
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Who the honk is that?!
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(grunting)
Run! Run for your precious lives!
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Say what you want,
I just shut down the Nomicon.
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Only 'cause that shoob landed
on the... you know what?
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We'll talk about this later.
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It's Ninja time!
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Smokebomb!
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I don't know who you are,
what you want,
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or why you're wearing
a cloak in this heat, but...
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(groans) So loud.
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Feel gongs... inside my teeth.
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-Oh, hey. 'Sup?
-The idol!
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Get your own,
they're like ten bucks!
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I wish you'd just go away!
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Ninja-Scarf-Snag!
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(screams)
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My face, my face,
my face, my chest, my face...
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I wish you'd let him go!
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(grunts)
(yells)
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Not like that!
What the juice, idol?
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(groans)
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Ninja... Boom... Balls.
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(grunts)
I'm... OK.
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(back cracks)
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Nope. Not OK.
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We gotta get you outta here.
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Good thing I had the idol
to save your cheese.
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Every time you got in trouble,
I wished you out of it.
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That is not what happened!
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OK, I don't know what happened.
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I'll tell you what happened:
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my idol saved your butt.
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That idol shoobed my butt!
And Slimovitz's... And Doug's...
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Ha! That was awesome,
that thing that happened to Doug.
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Maybe you should get rid of it.
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-Fine. I will!
-No, it's mine!
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(both grunting)
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-I wish you'd let go!
-I wish you'd let go!
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(Howard) Oh!
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(both gasp)
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A Sorcerer Ball?!
That thing's full of weird powers!
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I bet that's why
your wishes are coming true!
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So you admit
it's a wishing idol!
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Well, yes, but no.
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Technically,
it's a Sorcerer's ball.
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Yeah. In a wishing idol.
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In a non-magical
porcelain statue...
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...that grants wishes.
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(man in cloak)
Ninja!
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-Uh...
-(Howard gasps)
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The ball will be mine!
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No matter what happens to me,
you cannot let him have the ball.
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Also, do not wish for anything.
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Yeah, bur I can wish
for a sandwich, right?
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No, no, OK.
Yeah, I'll wait for lunch.
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(stomach growls)
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Hey, before I beat
the cheese out of you,
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do me the solid
of letting me know
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who I'm beating
the cheese out of.
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Why, Ninja,
don't you recognize me?
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(evil laughter)
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Evil Julian?! I thought you were
dea... not... um, al... living.
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Where is the ball?
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Some place you'll never find it.
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In that store
you just walked out of?
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What?! No, it's not...
Not... there. Nope!
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I sure wish I could help him.
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Hmm? What the ball juice?
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(shopkeeper) "He who receives
all he desires winds up with nothing."
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I sure wish I knew
what that meant.
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(gasps) I know what to do!
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Hello...
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(both grunting)
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I won't stop
until I have the ball.
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Oh, you want the ball?!
It's right here!
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Howard! What are you doing?!
I said don't let him get the ball.
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Yeah, but the ball
is losing juice with every wish.
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If I make enough wishes
it'll be useless.
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But your wishes hurt people!
Usually me!
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-(grunts)
-Changed my mind! Wish Howard!
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Wish for everything
you've ever wanted!
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No one desires enough
to exhaust its power completely.
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Evil Julian,
meet Howard Weinerman.
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Hmm.
(snickers)
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I wish for... sushi phones.
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-(yelps)
-(tires screeching)
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-(grunts)
-Sorry!
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All good! Keep going!
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See-through eye patches!
Bamboo socks!
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Ahh!
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You're wasting all the evil!
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Exactly. Toilet seat heaters!
Toilet seat coolers!
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Ninja-Cyborg-Kick!
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Bottle closers! Clock washers!
Edible forks! MP5 players!
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Ninja-Tiny-Giant-Exploding-Ball!
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Doggie dentures! Y-ray glasses,
'cause X-rays are played out!
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(ball beeps)
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(screams)
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Hmm.
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(groans)
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And a neon sign that says
how honkin' Bruce I am!
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(Randy) Howard! You did it!
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The sign was a nice touch.
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Aw, man, Julian's gone. I was just about
to put so much hurt on him.
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-No, you weren't.
-No, I wasn't. Smoke. Bomb.
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(giggles) Now remember,
if anyone inquires,
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stick to the story:
We were at the zoo.
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We learned some big stuff today.
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We learned that Evil Cyborg
Julian's still out there.
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We learned that you can buy
a Sorcerer ball
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for the same price as a box of
Super Samurai Sour Bombs. And...
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I guess... I learned that
I shouldn't doubt you
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when you say you have
a wishing idol.
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Hmm? Sorry, I was on the ol'
sushi phone. What'd you say?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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At least there's one less
ball to worry about.
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(Randy sighs)
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Cunningham, stop!
Do not drink that water...!
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...cause guess who's packin'
McBubble Slams?
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McBubble Slam is so good cause
it's got electric lights.
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It doesn't have
electric lights...
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Huh. I don't know
what that means,
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but I'm glad
there's more of 'em.
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All these memails were blowin'
up my winbox yesterspanks...
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(groaning)
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So? Shall we "to the Game Hole"?
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Eh... We always
"to the Game Hole."
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We could "to Charlie Cluckers."
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Eh, it's kinda clucked out.
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-(sipping)
-(groaning)
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Um, OK, uh, we could
walk around the McSac Store
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and leave
without buying anything.
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Nah. Oh, I got it! Game Hole!
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What?! You didn't
want to go when I said it.
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'Cause I didn't want to go when
you said it. Now I want to go.
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Yeah, 'cause you said it!
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(groaning)
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-No! No. No-oh!
-Yes! Yes. Ye-es!
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You only want to do stuff
when it's your idea.
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That's ridiculous.
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00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,626
Oh, whaddya know,
we're at the Game Hole.
247
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,039
Shall we to the...?
248
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,995
Fine. But not
'cause you said it.
249
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,423
Hm.
250
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,750
(yelps)
251
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:28,004
What the juice, Greg?!
252
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,543
Why's there a hole
in the Game Hole?
253
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,125
I seek the ultimate prize.
254
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,578
The ultimate prize?
I want to seek the ultimate prize!
255
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,497
Skee-bowww.
256
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,883
Uh, Greg, your games
are falling. Greg?
257
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,079
Forget the games!
Look at all those holes!
258
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:44,456
-Ha!
-(gasps)
259
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,079
There's a digging contest
and we're already losing!
260
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:58,496
-Uh? Digging contest?
-Maybe it's a new holiday!
261
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,173
Like Hole-a-ween!
Or Holesgiving!
262
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,460
Or Ground-holes Day!
Come on! We gotta shovel up!
263
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,462
Doesn't it seem
a little... strange?
264
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:11,042
You're doing it again! If this was
your idea, you'd totally shovel up!
265
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,205
(both) Hm?
266
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,964
But Doug's driving
an excavator!
267
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,881
Exactly! Even Doug's beating us!
268
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:21,539
Come on Cunningham, let's do
what I want to do, for once!
269
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:27,922
-(sighs) OK, OK.
-Yes!
270
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,790
(laughing)
271
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:31,955
What are we even looking for?
272
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,751
We'll know when we find it.
Or maybe we won't.
273
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,464
Or maybe it's whoever
digs the most holes!
274
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:39,672
Maybe it's the most dirt!
Maybe it's... I won!
275
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,250
(all groaning)
276
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,793
I guess today's not
the Fork of July.
277
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,915
Who OK'ed this?
They're digging up everything.
278
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,210
Yeah, you know
what's really weird?
279
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,001
You're the only one
not digging up everything!
280
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,293
-(Nomicon humming)
-(grunts)
281
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:54,535
I just wanted to make sure
the cover still has circles on it.
282
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,375
And it does. It does, right there.
So I'll put it... uh... you know...
283
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,878
I'm gonna go get
my Dad's shovel!
284
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:03,709
You stay here and guard this diggin' spot,
and no Nomicon! Promise?
285
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:04,962
I promise.
286
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,081
We are so winning this!
287
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,830
(screaming)
288
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,287
The Sorcerer Balls were flung to
the four corners of Norrisville.
289
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,785
Yeah, yeah, I know this part.
You've told me like ten times.
290
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:23,075
If reunited, the orbs will unleash
an evil unseen for 800 years!
291
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,826
Oh...
292
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:29,331
(laughing echoes)
293
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,417
Oh, no, yeah, OK, this is new.
294
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,130
You must protect the balls
at any cost!
295
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,495
Juice it, Nomicon, you trying to scare
the cheese outta me?
296
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,463
What does protecting the balls
have to do with a hole-digging contest?
297
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:45,582
Must... peep...
ultimate preezy.
298
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,787
Unless...
they're looking for a powerball!
299
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:51,165
(gasps)
I have a powerball!
300
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:58,415
I mean... I have a shower... stall.
Flower... Mall? Sour... doll...
301
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,960
(all groan)
302
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,381
I have to protect it, at any cost!
303
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:06,208
(panting)
Got the shovel! Only had one.
304
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,921
You have to use
Heidi's toothbrush.
305
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,830
But she has abnormally
large teeth so... Hmm?
306
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,997
Cunningham, you bailer!
307
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,003
That was my diggin' hole!
308
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:18,503
I need to dig someplace no
reasonable person would ever dig.
309
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:23,293
Like a place some reasonable person
has already digged! The quarry! Huh?
310
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:28,245
I'm going to find
the ultimate prize before you.
311
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,833
-(Doug screams)
-(laughing)
312
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:34,417
I love it when that happens to Doug!
313
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,210
(straining)
Gotta get to that powerball!
314
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,921
-(grunts)
-(cat meows)
315
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,080
Gotta get to that powerball!
316
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,916
-(grunts)
-Gotta... Ow!
317
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,960
(groans)
318
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,750
Oh, thank cheese you're still here.
I did it. I protected the ball!
319
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:57,747
-Howard?
-Cunningham?
320
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:01,084
What are you doing in my ball?
321
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:04,626
There's another powerball?! Howard,
wait right there! I'll come to you!
322
00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:07,999
Oh, Theresa, hey, you're...
323
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,083
My room... girl...
never been... my room.
324
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,956
Give me the ball!
325
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,711
I can't. I can't.
326
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:16,922
Anything else I would give you,
but I can't give you the ball.
327
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,631
Ah!
328
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:24,749
-(yells)
-Sorry! So sorry!
329
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,294
-Ultimate prize!
-(all groaning)
330
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,535
Randy-Into-Ninja-
Midair-Transformation!
331
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,375
-(cow moos)
-(Randy) Dang it!
332
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,288
(grunting)
333
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,575
Even when I'm doing my idea,
I'm doing Cunningham's idea.
334
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,997
(all) Ultimate prize!
335
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,173
Oh, shoob me sideways.
336
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:46,250
(all) Ultimate prize!
Master will be pleased!
337
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,673
Smokebomb!
338
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,540
Thank cheese we found
that ball before they did.
339
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,705
We?! Digging for this thing
was my idea.
340
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,922
-You didn't even want to do it!
-Would you just give it to me!
341
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,540
(both grunting)
342
00:16:55,625 --> 00:17:00,535
-No... Give it to me!
-(gasps)
343
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,665
Evil Cyborg Julian! I should'a
known you were behind this!
344
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,710
Yes, you should have!
Because I told you last time we fought
345
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,542
that I wouldn't stop
until I had the ball!
346
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,375
Uh, yeah. But you meant that
other ball. We emptied that one.
347
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:17,038
Oh, indeed, directly into Norrisville's
precious water supply.
348
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:23,035
Now its power flows inside every resident,
allowing me to control them!
349
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,415
Nice speech.
Too bad I wasn't listening.
350
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,880
I was. He said this is all
because of your thing.
351
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,829
-Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush!
-(grunts)
352
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:39,500
-Bring me the ball!
-(all) Ultimate prize!
353
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:40,833
Don't let them get that ball!
354
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,997
Fine! But not because
you want me to.
355
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,333
Ultimate prize!
356
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,957
-(shudders)
-Yes! Bring it to me!
357
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:50,331
If he can control them
with his powerball, maybe...
358
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,457
Get away from Howard!
359
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:59,747
No! Don't listen to him!
Bring the ball to me!
360
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,634
(all groaning)
361
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:03,959
Back off!
362
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,915
Back on!
363
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,080
-Back off!
-Back on!
364
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,916
-Back Off!
-Fine. Howard can have his ball.
365
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,170
I'll take yours!
366
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:16,211
Ah!
367
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,831
-(gasps)
-(chuckles)
368
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:20,327
(groans)
369
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,457
(yelling)
370
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,875
Ninja-Evil-Cyborg-Kick!
371
00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:34,129
(screams)
372
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,540
Ninja-Ball-Blast!
373
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:42,125
(grunting)
No!
374
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,576
(grunting)
375
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,128
(screaming)
376
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,253
(rumbling)
377
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,918
Stop! No more!
378
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:10,253
Yes, more! So much more!
379
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:16,168
With this, I'm even more
powerful than the Sorcerer!
380
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,042
(grunts)
(laughs)
381
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,955
Hey, that's mine...
382
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:30,331
-Not anymore.
-Taste my power!
383
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,076
(grunts)
384
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:38,827
Howard! No, no, no, no, no...
I didn't mean to!
385
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:42,077
It was the powerball! I'm so sorry!
Howard, speak to me!
386
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,536
(wheezing)
387
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,915
Dust... in mouth. So thirsty...
388
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,828
(chuckles)
That's it. They're all mine.
389
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,957
Ninja-Cyborg-Legsweep!
390
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,245
(grunting)
391
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,500
Oooh...
392
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:06,036
(gasps)
No! The water is infected!
393
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:09,575
Aw, man!
(groaning)
394
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,127
(laughing)
Walk off the cliff!
395
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:19,044
-Howard, stop!
-You must choose, Ninja:
396
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:22,245
save that boy or stop me!
397
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,713
Huh...?
398
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,127
(groans)
399
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,380
"Protect the balls at any cost."
400
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,084
(grunts)
401
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,580
Gotcha!
402
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,787
(laughing)
403
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,003
Return your energy to me!
404
00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:01,917
You made your choice, Ninja!
All the balls are mine!
405
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,880
Soon your world
will belong to me!
406
00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:10,129
(laughing)
407
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,288
You saved me
instead of the world?
408
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,995
What's the point of having a world
if my best bro's not in it?
409
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:17,463
But there's no world!
Nobody's gonna be in it!
410
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,081
Also, thanks.
411
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,826
(thunder rumbles)
412
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,827
Julian has the powerballs,
and unless I stop him,
413
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,207
he's going to enslave the world.
414
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:27,001
Told you we should have
just gone to the Game Hole.
415
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,543
I said that!
I wanted to go the Game Hole!
416
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:32,205
You also wanted to join
the Digging Contest.
417
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,751
Which, by the way, I won.
418
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:34,964
-(knocking at door)
-Hmm?
419
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:36,923
Hey, Randy.
420
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,290
Oh, Theresa, hey,
421
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,825
you're... my room... girl... never been...
422
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:43,707
(stammering)
423
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:46,462
Smooth, Cunningham. Smooth.
424
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:52,375
(theme music playing)
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