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♪ Go Ninja! ♪
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(Randy) I was chosento protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.
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I am Randy Cunningham.
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-(tropical music plays)
-(indistinct chatter)
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Howard, what two words
am I thinking of right now?
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-Pizza donuts!
-What? Wha-wha? No! "Spring Break"!
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Oooh. I thought you said "What two words
am I thinking of right now?"
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Huh! How much nothing
are we gonna do this week?
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All the nothing!
It's Spring Break, baby!
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No stankings,
no Ninja, no McFist.
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Just a whole week of you,
me and the sweet of sounds of nada.
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(chuckles)
Doing things is for shoobs.
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-(horn blows a tune)
-What up, what up?
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All right, welcome to Club Kev,
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Lake LaRusso's premiere
All-in-Fun Tropical Resort.
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I am, The Kev, your Chillperone.
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Can I get a shaka
from all my chill-seekers?
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-Ha!
-Check it, we got one rule:
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there are no rules...
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Except one rule:
Anyone who doesn't chill...
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They get the big bounce!
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Um... Excuse, me
Mr... um... The Kev?
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What exactly do you mean by "chill"?
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You know,
like kick back and relax.
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But I was going to relax
and then kick back!
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(gasps)
Am I chilling incorrectly?!
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(beeping) It's turning red!
What's that mean?
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Whoa. Big Bounce.
Bummer, skeezles.
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Hey, boys! Gretchen here says she's got
a great opportunity on timeshares!
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We don't even use the timeshare
we have! Not that I want to.
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Four Weekends in Flackville?
No a-thank you.
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OK, OK. What should we
not do first?
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I can't even think about not doing
anything until I eat something.
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After this I say we don't do the Eco Hike
and then not take Hula Lessons.
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Oh, and at 5:30 we gotta remember
to bail on those Sand Art Classes.
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This is the best. No school.
No monsters. No... McFist?!
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Why'd you say it like that?
Don't you mean, "No McFist."
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No! McFist!
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So I can take as much shrimp
as I want? It's all free?
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Technically, dear, we paid for it
when we booked the trip.
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Free shrimp!
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Look at you. So care-free!
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Right? I been chasin'
you-know-who so long,
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I almost forgot what it's like
to kick back and taste the chill.
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Aw. You deserve some
non-Ninja time. I'll be in the spa.
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Have fun, cuddle fish! I'll be here,
goin' jumbo on this shrimp!
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-(beeping)
-Cunningham, your Chillometer!
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Just seeing him makes me...
(groans)
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Do you know how many times that
shoob has tried to destroy me?!
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He's not here to destroy you!
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He wants to chill,
like you should be doing!
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(grunts) Missed it. Missed it.
That's way off.
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-(groans)
-Chill. You're gonna get Big Bounced!
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(Nomicon rumbles)
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Not if I Big Bounce McFist first.
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Would you talk
some sense into him?
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(groans)
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(snoring)
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"An enemy at peace
should be left at peace."
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Exactly! I'm McFist's enemy, but I won't
be at peace as long as he's here!
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I'm gonna Big Bounce that fool!
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(grunts)
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Nice to stop thinking about old
pajama face and enjoy a little McMe-Time.
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How's the water?
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You?! But... me... vacation!
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Hey. Could you do my front?
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-No... no... nooo!
-(beeping)
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(screaming)
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Huh? Aw! You just did something!
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I had to do something, so we can
do nothing. Relax, skeezle. See?
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Back to Chill.
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-(grunts)
-Hey, hey, hey...
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We got a sick game
of Limbo Volleyball goin'.
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How low can you throw?
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(groans)
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Why is everybody trying
to get us do something?!
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Don't worry:
nothing is on the menu
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and nothing isn't what we will
not have.
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I know he's your boss,
but he's gone and I'm in charge.
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We're doing what I want.
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Five, six, seven, eight...
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-(groaning)
-Sir! You're back! So soon!
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Ninja got me Big Bounced!
Can you believe that?
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The Ninja's at Club Kev?
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Just comes at me unprovoked,
asking me to do his front.
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What's with the chorus line?
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Nevermind that! You have to go back
to that resort and get the Ninja!
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And ruin
the Ninja's vacation.
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I'd love to! But I can't.
I've been bounced.
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This skeezle's
on the no-chill-list!
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So go back in disguise.
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Can I leave my shirt on?
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I had a different
disguise in mind... (giggles)
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(laughing)
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Like what?
What'd you have in mind?
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Underwater lounge,
straight ahead.
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Oh, thank cheese. This was starting
to feel a lot like doing something.
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Ahoy! My fresh skeezles!
What up? Hey, park 'er here!
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(all gasping)
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Welcome to Club Kev,
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Lake LaRusso's
premiere all-in-fun.
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Ho-ho. Be careful, Downtown Frown,
you're gonna Big Bounce all my skeezles!
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(all beeping)
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Jam the chillometers!
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(electric whirring)
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No one's bouncin' anywhere
until I find the Ninja!
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But that skeezle ain't heezle!
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Come on, The Kev,
you know he's heezle.
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And I'm holding you hostage
unteezle... um...
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...until the Ninja
gives himself up! To me!
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(both grunting)
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-What's with all the smoke?
-You know what they say:
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-Where's there's smoke, there's...
-(both) Barbecue!
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(both laughing)
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(both) Huh?
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Marauder Bots? This isn't chill!
Where the skeezle's The Kev?
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Where's the skeezle's
the barbecue?!
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-No free-fills.
-No free-fills?!
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This isn't a buffet...
It's a cafeteria!
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What the juice is going on?
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Attention: Club Kevis under new management.
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All chilling will ceaseuntil I have the Ninja!
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No, no, no! Not my hot tub!Uh-uh! My pendies are gettin' lukey!
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Oh, this has to be your fault!
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How is it my fault?
These are pirates!
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I had nothing to do with this!
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Clock's ticking, Ninja!
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He wants the Ninja,
I'll give him the Ninja.
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See, that sounds
a lot like something.
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-Huh? Mort?!
-Dad?!
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Ninja! Thank goodness!
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You gotta come with me
to the Time Share Office!
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Dad! He's not interested!
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This is Flackville
all over again.
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I have to save The Kev and get
everyone off this island!
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But we're completely surrounded!
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The Chillometers! We can
Big Bounce back to the mainland!
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(groaning) Nothing you're saying
isn't something!
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Nobody's bouncing
anywhere, Ninja.
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That nasty Pirate King,
he's got some sort of jammer
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with him up
in the Zipline Tower.
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So I'll sneak up and destroy it.
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No! You'll never make it!
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The place is lousy
with Marauder Bots.
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Then I won't sneak up
and destroy it.
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(all murmuring)
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I mean I won't sneak
but I will destroy it.
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-Just trust me, I got this!
-Oh.
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-Where's the Ninja?
-Ahh!
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Where is he?!
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Sir, that water
is practically tepid.
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I think he would
have told us by now.
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Why's your voice sound
like my voice?!
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(groans) We're both
using voice modulators.
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How're we gonna
know who's talking?!
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Check one, check two.
Was that you or me?
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This Spring Break is so wonk.
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Hey, word on the screens
is you're looking for a Ninja.
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I know: No way some kid
could capture the Ninja.
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But he totally did. So don't
think about it too much.
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Yes! We got the Ninja!
It worked!
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So... I'm just gonna take
The Kev and zip on outta here...
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No one's going anywhere
until the Ninja's destroyed!
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I ain't sticking around for that.
(grunts)
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Howard, get The Kev outta here!
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(yelps)
Bummerito.
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I overstewed myself
and noodled my walkin' pins.
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(groans)
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Looks like we're gonna
have to go piggy, Ziggy!
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(Ninja) Ninja-Rings!
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Hold on tight,
because I am not touching you.
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Haha! All right!
Grip me and rip me, skeezle!
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Ewww...
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(gasps)
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(gasps)
The jammer!
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He's trying to slice the jammer!
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Step aside, whoever you are.
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-McFist!
-That's right! It's me!
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And this other guy who sounds
like me is Viceroy! I think.
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Unless it's also me.
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Nope, it's Viceroy! Nailed it!
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Nail this!
Ninja-Jammer-Slice!
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Ooh! Didn't even know
I had that!
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You're welcome.
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C'mon! C'mon everybody!
Make sure there's nothing above you.
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When that Big Bounce comes,
you don't wanna bump your head!
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(groans)
Tasty zip line-age, skeezle!
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I've been nine-to-five-ing it here
for months and still hadn't tried it.
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Stop... talking...
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(grunting)
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Ahh! Ninja-Block!
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-(yells)
-H'oh, boy...
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OK, The second these babies
are back on-line,
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I want you to go to your stress place.
Mine's cholesterol.
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Mine's those Marauder Bots
that are coming to kill us.
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(grunts) What are you waiting for?!
Send him over the side!
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Don't mind if I do.
(grunts)
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I didn't know that was
in there either!
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00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:05,214
Out of the way,
Vice... roy. Oh, that was easy.
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Mort, if this is the end,
I want you to know...
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-... I only kinda blame you.
-I love you too, Howie.
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I just, I just love
all you skeezles just so much.
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Ninja-Jammer-Slash-Do-Over!
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00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:24,497
(all beeping)
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00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:33,747
There you are, Hannie!
Oh, I am so relaxed.
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00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,334
You really should have
come with me to the spa.
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(groans)
I think you're right.
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Ahh! Somebody stop it!
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"An enemy at peace
should be left at peace."
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If I had left McFist at peace,
none of this would have happened.
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Important thing is,
it all worked out!
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Smokebomb!
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Wonkest spring break ever!
We did way too much something!
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At least here we know we're definitely
not going to do anything.
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(giggles)
Oh, nothing.
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-(growling)
-(screaming)
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-Smokebomb!
-Krackenstein is back!
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-And this time...
-Ninja-Kracken-Slice!
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-(all cheering)
-Yeah-haa!
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(stomach rumbling)
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00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,789
Thank you, Norrisville!
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It's a pleasure to be your hero!
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And as your hero,
I just want to say...
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(flatulence)
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Oh! Ninja beefed!
You guys hear that?!
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00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,826
-(all laughing)
-What?! Me? I didn't...
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I'm a hero!
Heroes do not break wind!
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This one did!
Hey, he who denied it,
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supplied it, right?
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But he smelt it,
that means he dealt it!
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Ninja! Blaming it on a
completely random student?
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(scoffs)
Un-Bruce!
235
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,920
But... I... Smokebomb.
236
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,540
You framed me! That epic
butt sneeze belonged to you!
237
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:07,575
-Ha! It was epic.
-Everybody laughed at me!
238
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:10,827
Nobody laughed at you.
They laughed at the Ninja.
239
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,167
That's even worse!
How's the Ninja supposed to be
240
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,710
a hero if everybody
thinks he farts?!
241
00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:19,542
-Cunningham, everybody farts.
-Not the Ninja!
242
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:23,415
Look, once it started brewing,
I knew it was gonna be a rep ruiner.
243
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,580
I had to blame somebody!
244
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,827
But the Ninja? The Ninja!
245
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:30,827
Exactly! The Ninja! He can
handle that kind'a heat.
246
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,167
Besides, I'm sure people have
better things to talk about.
247
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:39,330
It was hilarious. The Ninja ripped
a tight groove. It sounded just like...
248
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,787
(accordion sound)
249
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,495
It registered an 8.2.
on the ripped-er scale!
250
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,003
Butt-Quake zing!
251
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:48,583
OK, but I promise you no one
else is talking about it.
252
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:53,417
Pop in your eye-bulbs, Peep-a-diles!Hydle-wyld here with H-Dub's Hot Pick!
253
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,880
-(flatulence)
-(growling)
254
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,917
Ninja...
255
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,750
Shnasty and blasty!Mad gratz to my brother,
256
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,884
Howard Double Dip Weinermanfor the Ninja-Fart-Remix.
257
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,709
-(all laughing)
-(groans)
258
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,462
Bathroom. Now!
259
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,462
I can't believe you!
260
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,332
Um...
(groans)
261
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:21,457
(laughing)
262
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,542
I can't believe you!
A Ninja-Fart-Remix video?!
263
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,825
How are people gonna forget
if you keep reminding them?!
264
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,707
Might want to give
that one a second, fellas.
265
00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:31,502
I just Ninja'd so hard
my eyes watered.
266
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,753
Ninja'd? What's "Ninja'd"?
267
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,334
You know, cheek squeezin'?
268
00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:37,377
Tush tootin'? Howard said we
should call it "Ninja-ing."
269
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,878
J'erkuse!
This time you've gone too far!
270
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:43,669
You're gonna go on Heidi's Me-Cast
and claim... that... fart!
271
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,170
-(Nomicon rumbles)
-Oh, Nomicon, thank cheese!
272
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,210
-Huh?
-(grunting)
273
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,381
You babysit
this baby for a while.
274
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:56,042
(yellling and grunting)
275
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:01,962
(gasps)
276
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:12,245
(crying)
277
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,923
"A Ninja does not take
light matters seriously."
278
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,960
Right! Being the Ninja is serious.
279
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:21,291
So I shouldn't take Howard's jokes
lightly! Thank you, Nomic... (yelling)
280
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:29,076
Psst. Cunningham. Psst.
Cunningham! Psst. Cunningham!
281
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,036
I'm not talking to you.
282
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:33,575
-Oh, you're not still mad.
-Yes. Yes, I'm still mad.
283
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:34,877
You made the Ninja into a joke.
284
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:39,959
Psst. Cunningham. Psst...
285
00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:43,461
Weinerman. Stop making that sound,
and get up and read your story.
286
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,672
-Just a second! Cunningham...
-Weinerman! Now!
287
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,000
Uh, fine.
288
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:53,625
-(rumbling)
-(yelling)
289
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:58,039
Mr. Bannister, a drilling pod just emerged
from the center of the earth!
290
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:05,207
Sweet cheese! You just
turned that poor kid to stone!
291
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,581
Oh, it's Doug. Not sure
how to feel about that.
292
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,497
Smokebomb! All right,
time to kick some...
293
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:12,133
I'm so sorry,
what kind of butt are you?
294
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,708
Ninja, wait.
Don't fart until I hit record.
295
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:19,002
-OK, you can fart now.
-(all laughing)
296
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,173
Stop laughing! This is serious!
297
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,250
-No!
-(laughing)
298
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,575
They just kidnapped the Ninja.
299
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,497
But... who's gonna save the guy
that always saves us?
300
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:32,833
We are.
301
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,628
(all gasp)
302
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,329
We're gonna follow
those Intra-Terrestrials
303
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,877
down their earth hole
and save our Ninja!
304
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:42,789
-Who's with me?
-But we're not heroes.
305
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,245
Right now,
we're the only heroes we've got.
306
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:49,463
And again I ask, and please, someone
answer this time: Who's with me?
307
00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:51,082
(all cheering)
308
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,540
(laughing)
309
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,785
(yelps)
310
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,575
So. You're the Ninja.
311
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,627
The famed hero
of Norrisville. Right?
312
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,249
-Right.
-I am Queen Gabnidine,
313
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:17,963
ruler of the
Intra-Terrestrials. Right?
314
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,631
Right.
Wait, how would I know that?
315
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:21,999
You're probably wondering why
we brought you here.
316
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:25,083
-Right?
-Right. Yes. That's definitely right.
317
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,706
For years, Mag-Man defended our home
from the evil Mantle Dwellers,
318
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:31,712
until he stopped being a hero.
Right?
319
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:34,082
This is your story.
I've never been here!
320
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:37,286
-Uh-huh.
-Whoa... What happened to him?
321
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,665
His hero-thalymus has ceased
producing brave-zimes.
322
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,080
So we have kidnapped you.
323
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,666
We will transplant the essence
of your "hero" into him,
324
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:49,000
and he will be
a hero once more. Right?
325
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,633
-No! Not right!
-I wasn't asking.
326
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,999
Then why do you
keep saying "Right?"
327
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,383
Does anyone else
find this confusing?!
328
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,168
Huh?
329
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,250
No, no, no, no, no!
Wait!
330
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:06,785
The center of the Earth's right
around this corner. Come on!
331
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,705
-(yelps)
-(grunts)
332
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:12,172
-You caught me.
-I never let you go.
333
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,290
-(Ninja screams)
-Do you hear something?
334
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,875
It sounds like
the Ninja screaming in terror.
335
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:20,329
-But I don't hear any farts.
-Who else could it be? It must be him!
336
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:21,997
-You're as smart as you are cute.
-(giggles)
337
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,333
Don't get mushy on me, kid.
This juice is about to get real.
338
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:30,827
Soon your "hero"
will be ours! Right?
339
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,037
-(squeaking)
-(all laughing)
340
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,575
No! That wasn't me!
It was the chair!
341
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:37,377
Look,
I'll make the sound again!
342
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,578
-(grunting)
-(laughing)
343
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:44,707
Fine, forget it.
You can have my hero.
344
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,332
If it can
save your people, great.
345
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,377
-Everyone thinks I'm a joke anyway.
-(gasps)
346
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,748
So you're just giving it
to us, is that right?
347
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,424
Yeah. This isn't gonna hurt, right?
348
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,334
Right.
349
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,997
Wait! Why'd you say
it like that?
350
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,583
I don't like
the way you said it!
351
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,667
(screams)
352
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,670
-(Howard) Leave him alone!
-(grunts)
353
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,290
-Or what?
-Or this!
354
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:09,625
(grunting)
355
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:13,629
(grunts)
My guts! He got me in my guts!
356
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,919
Sound the alarm! Right?
357
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,500
Huh?
358
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,213
It's not a question!
Sound the alarm, you fool!
359
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,831
See? It's confusing!
360
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:22,997
(alarm blaring)
361
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,248
(grunting)
362
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,630
Let's get you outta here, Ninja.
363
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:35,459
(grunting)
364
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,082
No!
365
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,211
-You guys rock.
-(giggling)
366
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,751
Don't you do it!
Don't you fall in love with me!
367
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:55,294
-Oh...
-(groaning)
368
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,206
Howard... You saved me...
369
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,501
Let's not start juicing
each other's cheese just yet.
370
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,713
We still gotta get outta here.
371
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,882
-(groaning)
-Musical Blast!
372
00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:15,329
-Weinermen...
-Hey!
373
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,577
And Weiner-ladies.
We're movin' out!
374
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,327
(gasps)
375
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,205
Stop them!
They're escaping! Right?
376
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,831
But your lowness,
they went left.
377
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:35,287
I know! Go left! Go left!
378
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,004
Right?
379
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,003
I can't believe
you all came to rescue me!
380
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,883
Of course we did!
You're our hero.
381
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,459
But you think I farted...
382
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,382
How can you look up
to someone that's a joke?
383
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:50,078
You're not a hero
because we look up to you.
384
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,786
We look up to you
because you're our hero.
385
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:56,495
-Fart or no fart.
-Then why'd you all laugh?
386
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,133
Because farts are hilarious!
387
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:03,668
Oh... the Ninja's not the joke.
The fart is the joke!
388
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,710
Put your gleebledrangs up!
389
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:11,172
I mean hands.
Put your hands up, right?
390
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:15,830
If you don't mind, Ninja,
I think we could use a hero. No joke.
391
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,827
Stop me
if you've heard this one.
392
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,077
Ninja-Tengu-Fireball!
393
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:26,039
Howard and the Ninja defeated
us! But mostly Howard! Right?
394
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,535
H'oh boy. Run!
To the topsoil!
395
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,293
(all yelling)
396
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,290
He did it! He saved us!
397
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,825
Debbie, please,
I honestly just...
398
00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:44,377
I'm warning you, baby.
You're playing with fire.
399
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,248
I learned a valuable
lesson today:
400
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,963
Beef or no beef,
I'll always be your hero.
401
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,171
Yeah, I also learned a thing:
402
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,000
When you rip a sweet one,
don't blame it. Claim it.
403
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,133
Howard? Are you saying...?
404
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,828
That awesome fart you smelt?
I dealt.
405
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:01,577
(all chanting)
Howard! Howard! Howard!
406
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:05,667
Howard?!
That epic fart earlier was you?!
407
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,830
Best believe it, sister. You think
anyone else can bust seams like that?
408
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:12,667
Howard! Howard! Howard!
Why isn't anybody chanting?
409
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,290
-Because you're disgusting!
-What're you talkin'?
410
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,325
Everyone thought
that fart was Bruce.
411
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:20,917
Yeah, when the Ninja farted
it was funny and Bruce.
412
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,380
But when you do it,
it's just gross.
413
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,628
Thank you for that disgusting
tale, Mr. Weinerman. C+.
414
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,539
Yes!
415
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,625
Hey. Thanks for setting
the record straight.
416
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:33,789
-What the juice are you talking about?
-That story. You wrote it to show me
417
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,285
I was taking this whole
fart thing too seriously.
418
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,955
I didn't write anything.
419
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:39,751
Made it up off the top
of my head.
420
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:42,384
Pretty impressive. Right?
421
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,578
-(laughing)
-(flatulence)
422
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,207
(both) It was Doug!
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