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♪ Go, Ninja! ♪
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(Randy) I was chosento protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.
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I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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Hiyah! Hiyah!
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-Cunningham, let's talk winter-wear.
-Sure thing. What's up, pal?
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-Uh, your outfit is up.
-Okay.
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-Black jacket? Red scarf?
-I kill it in black and red.
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Has it not occurred to you that
you look exactly like the Ninja?
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Not exactly.
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The mask's inside out.
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-Nobody's gonna know!
-Somebody's gonna put it together.
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What someone? There's no someone.
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No one thinks I'm the Ninja.
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(grunting)
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Snowbomb!
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(groans)
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Mm-hm.
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-Hm.
-I'm just saying, you're getting sloppy.
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(groans)
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The whole point of a secret
identity is it's a secret!
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And I'm just saying it's winter, it's cold
and the mask keeps my beak toasty.
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Stop worrying.
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Hey, Randy, can I talk to you for a sec?
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Don't go in there! Debbie Kang's got that
"scoop" look in her eye!
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Please, Uncle Randal
can handle the scandal.
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Also, there's no scandal. Gotta go.
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-Hm. Hm.
-(gasps)
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Hm.
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-(door creaks closed)
-(gasps)
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S'up, Debbie Kang?
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Oh, nothing. Just...
I figured out who the Ninja is!
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(gasps, then stammers)
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Stevens?
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(laughs) Oops.
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Ha! You think I'm the Ninja?
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I don't know what they're serving
in the cafeteria, but ladle me a bowl.
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I know, "Randy Cunningham,
9th Grade Ninja"?
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It sounds ridiculous.
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But I connected the strings.
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Debbie! This is crazy! I'm not the Ninja!
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Who you gonna believe,
my mouth or that string?
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-Both.
- I'm the Ninja! I'm the Ninja!
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(stammering)
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Funny thing is,
I was about to eliminate you,
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and then you gave me
the final piece of evidence.
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-Care to comment?
-(nervous laugh)
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Me? Not the Ninja.
Ninja's 800-years-old.
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Me, I'm much younger! I'm younger.
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We both know you're the Ninja.
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And I'm gonna break the story
wide open at 3:00 on Heidi's Me-Cast!
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-Debbie! No! Wait!
-This story's getting me
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into Flackville Community
J-School for sure!
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I'm sorry, Debbie.
You leave me no choice.
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Were you gonna hit me
with that thing?
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What? No! I was gonna do this.
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(mutters)
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Howard! I need your help!
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Cunningham, I'm trying to learn!
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Ha-ha! Just kiddin'. Let's bounce.
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Told ya this was gonna happen.
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You didn't tell me
this was gonna happen!
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Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
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In my defense I didn't know you could
be this epically shoobtastic!
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Okay. I'll just ball up this string...
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...delete the video...
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...and boom! Scandal handled!
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Yeah, good job. Oh, except
for the part where you
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shloomped her to the one place
that proves you're the Ninja!
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I panicked! What am I gonna do?
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I know! I'll leave her
in the Nomicon till graduation!
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Well done, Randy! Mm-hm!
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-(groans)
-Fine! Okay, I'll be right back!
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Guard our bodies. Don't do anything weird.
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(mutters)
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Ooh, wonder what they'd
look like holding sandwiches?
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Wonder what I'd look like
holding sandwiches.
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-Why don't I have my camera?
-(shouting)
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Because you're not really here.
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Well, your mind is.
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Your body's on the Journalism floor.
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Is this some sorta 800-year-old
book of Ninja wisdom?
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What? No! No, this is...!
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Gah! You're good at this!
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Debbie, this is all supposed to be
a secret! You can't tell anyone!
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-(both grunt)
-I'm a journalist, Randy.
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I can't not tell anyone.
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-(all) You!
-Me? What did I do?
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I mean, I know what I did,
but I didn't mean to do it.
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(groans)
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Ah!
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So, uh, how do I get outta here?
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(gasps)
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Cunningham!
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(gasps)
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You gank my proof, I gank yours.
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Let's see, Cunningham'll hold
the Meatball Parm
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and Debbie Kang'll...
hold the phone!
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Where's Debbie Kang?
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(Heidi) H-Dubz herewith the Me-sclusive!
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At three double donuts,
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Scoops Kang is gonna unmaskthe masked one!
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That's in ten donuts! I gotta stop her!
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"Unmask the masked one."
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Ooh! I think she's
talking about the Ninja!
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You're a born code-breaker, sir.
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It's all that Sudoku.
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Whip me up something to destroy
whoever gets unmasked!
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And hurry up!
We're burning donuts here!
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(stammering)
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You are guilty of conduct
unbecoming a Ninja.
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Turn in your mask!
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(gasps) Ultimate Lesson?
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Oh, they're gonna mind-wipe me!
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Ahh, I don't wanna be mind-wiped!
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I'm not ready to stop being the Ninja!
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(grunts)
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-(grunts)
-(wind howling)
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-Hm?
-(crickets chirring)
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Hm? Ah... Ah!
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I can fix this!
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I'll fix this! (gasps)
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Huh?
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(Heidi) Little hand on thethree, big hand on the noon!
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It's Me-sclusive-o'clock!
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Don't leave us hanging, D.K.
I'm on prawns and noodles!
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Heidi, wait!
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Who is the Ninja?
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After a thorough investigation,
I have concluded that...
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(clears throat)
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The Ninja is Randy Cunningham!
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-(all) Who?
-Phew!
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-(computer beeps)
-(all) Oh!
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(all) Him? Really?
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(groans)
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(grunts) Destroy Randy Cunningham!
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Also I got two nines
on one line here.
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Something's definitely off, right?
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(Viceroy) Hm...
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So there you have it!
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The Ninja is Randy Cunningham!
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Ugh! The one time she gets it right!
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-(students screaming)
-(creature snarling)
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Looks like it's Ninja O'...
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Where the honk is my mask? Ahh!
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Killer robot. Knows Randy
Cunningham is the Ninja, so...
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(students continue screaming)
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-That's him!
-That's a girl, sir.
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-That's him!
-Another girl.
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-Bingo!
-Let's keep looking.
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(Randy) Not so bad.
Surprisingly roomy.
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Ah, I'll stay till graduation.
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Maybe put a hot plate here,
little bed there.
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I mean, do they really need the Ninja?
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(boy) Help! I need the Ninja!
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Ah, it's just Doug. It's all's good.
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(students screaming)
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Mask or not, I gotta get that thing out!
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-(door opens)
-Ah!
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Hey, Ro-bit! You want Randy
Cunningham? I'm right here!
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Ahh!
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Uh-huh, come on, come on.
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Oh, come on! Ahh!
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(panting)
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You're telling me that's the Ninja?
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I'm telling you that's the Ninja.
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And I'm telling you that's not the Ninja!
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If it was, he wouldn't
run like some shoob!
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(all murmuring)
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But he would run like some shoob
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if he wants us to
think he's not the Ninja.
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(all murmuring)
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(groans)
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(Randy screams)
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(grunts)
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On a boulder. (grunts)
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Ducking behind a tree.
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Think, think, think.
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I can't think of anything!
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Huh?
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(grunting)
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Slipping, slipping, slipping, slipping...
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Whoa!
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(empty weapon clicking)
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(groans)
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(laughs)
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You're out of missiles!
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Whatcha you gonna do now?
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What am I gonna do now?
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Gotta get him to the ice!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ah!
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Why is ice so slippery?
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Ahh...
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(grunting)
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(continues grunting)
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Stupid thin ice! Why won't you break?
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-(electronic feedback)
-He's not gonna beat us that easy!
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-Actually...
-Don't tell me,
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-he's gonna beat us that easy?
-Mm-hm.
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Ha-ha!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ahh... (grunting)
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Yah! (grunts)
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Now I just have to convince
everyone that I'm not the Ninja.
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Man, this is a tough one!
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Hey, look, it's the Ninja!
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Ah, nope, it's just me, Randy.
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Ninja was there.
Took out the robot at the lake.
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Wanted me to tell you I am
definitely not him.
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He was pretty adamant
about that part.
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Hm. So he couldn't come up here
just to prove that you're not him?
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Um, no, he had a thing across town...
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Theater tickets... probably not...
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Dude, give it up. You're the Ninja.
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(Howard) Actually I'm the Ninja!
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(all gasp)
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-Ninja?
-Ninja!
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-Ninja.
-And the theater is super lame!
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I would never go to that!
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But if he's up and you're down...
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Told you, Debbie Kang,
I'm not the Ninja.
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Ha! You thought that shoob was me?
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Oh, you must be wonking me around.
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(laughs) Okay, Ninja. Thank you.
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(scoffs) I mean, Randy Cunningham?
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You couldn't have
picked someone else?
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What about that Weinerman kid?
That guy's Bruce City!
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So you can smokebomb anytime!
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Like now would be great,
just pop, pop a smokey.
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No, no, I get it. Smoke-ada-boom.
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Bang! Headline: Landy
Bluntingham Is Not the Ninja!
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Are you... She can't remember
"Cunningham" now?
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Next time you bring me a scoop, make sure
you know what the honk you scooped!
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-Hm.
-(students grumbling)
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Wait! Come back! I'm not wrong!
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I can prove it! I have this!
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-(vibrating)
-(gasps)
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-(exhales)
-(body thuds)
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I know, I was guilty
of conduct unbecoming the Ninja.
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But Nomicon, I loved it while it lasted.
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I'll never forget this.
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I mean, I will 'cause
you're gonna mindwipe me.
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(harshly) You are guilty of conduct...
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-(proudly) ...becoming a Ninja!
-You're giving me a second chance?
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It's 'cause I beat that robot, right?
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Scandal handled! Hm? Sorry, sorry.
I won't do that again.
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Well, I saved the day. Again.
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No thanks necessary
and you're welcome.
251
00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,877
Howard, I don't expect
you to understand,
252
00:10:37,959 --> 00:10:40,879
but the key to a secret identity
is keeping it secret.
253
00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:43,209
-What? I said that this morning!
-I don't think you did.
254
00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,211
-I said it to your face!
-No, I would remember that.
255
00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,831
Oh-ho, you're the worst!
256
00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,127
Can't believe I lugged
Mr. D. to the roof for you!
257
00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:54,285
(moans) What the juice happened?
258
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,955
"Randy Cunningham is the Ninja?"
259
00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:59,251
What idiot scooped that?
260
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,665
-(funky music plays)
-Hm. Mm-hm.
261
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,173
Does this make me look
like a parent or a guardian?
262
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,790
Uh, it screams "parent or guardian!"
263
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:14,825
Age inappropriate movie,
get ready to be seen... by us!
264
00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:18,247
Two tickets please, one for me
and one for this young fellow,
265
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,503
of whom I am guard-enening-ing,
266
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:23,923
or parent... Old enough! Me!
267
00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,915
-I can't believe that didn't work!
-Well this day is in the toilet!
268
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,830
If only we had a real guardian.
269
00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:32,827
Somebody who cared about
our well-being enough
270
00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:34,627
to take us to a movie
we're too young to see!
271
00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:35,829
-(vibrating)
-Hm. Hey!
272
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,997
Maybe Nomicon's got an idea!
273
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:41,917
Okay, it probably doesn't have an idea,
but it can't hurt to look!
274
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,750
Okay, it can hurt to look.
275
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,424
But I have to so...
276
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,170
-(mutters)
-(thuds)
277
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,455
Whoa!
278
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,582
(grunts)
279
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,247
(moans)
280
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,673
(First Ninja) Moments beforehis imprisonment
281
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:59,420
the Sorcerer's mighty orbs were flungto the four corners of Norrisville.
282
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,830
The evil within corrupted all.
283
00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:04,037
(roars)
284
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,627
I recovered one andtasked a noble warrior
285
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:17,419
with the sacred duty ofguarding it from the Sorcerer.
286
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:23,380
Every four years the Ninja mustquest to the enchanted temple
287
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,378
and replenishthe Noble One's supplies.
288
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:28,538
A quest! Yes! Day officially
out of the toilet!
289
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,325
(Howard) The sewer?
290
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,417
Our day just went from in
the toilet to under the toilet!
291
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,500
We got flushed! Nomicon flushed us!
292
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:36,753
Yeah, this quest "stinks."
293
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,964
(laughs) You get it? Stinks?
294
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,881
'Cause we're in the sewer?
295
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,999
That's your one.
That's your one bad joke.
296
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,253
There better not be a number two!
297
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,713
You just said...! And we're in...!
298
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,792
How am I not supposed to...? (laughing)
299
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,575
Phew! Okay.
300
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,787
Nomicon says the temple's around
here somewhere. Hm...
301
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:56,999
(grunts)
302
00:12:57,834 --> 00:13:00,294
Hm? Uh, Ninja?
303
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,325
Shh! I'm searching!
304
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:03,077
Maybe behind this waterfall.
305
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,996
-I'm going in!
-(thudding)
306
00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,209
Good call on the waterfall!
307
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,831
(groans)
308
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,125
(gasps)
309
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,458
There's the powerball!
310
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,172
The Noble One must be close!
311
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,330
Hello? Anybody here?
312
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:23,747
-Uh...
-Hm?
313
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:29,333
(repeats rapidly) What did you
bring me, what did you bring me?
314
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,827
Man, it's like this guy hasn't
seen snack cakes in four years.
315
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,537
-Am I right?
-And he's not gonna.
316
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,495
-Howard.
-Howard?
317
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,673
(both) Plop Plop?
318
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,460
-You guys!
-(all laughing)
319
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,292
We're laughing!
320
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,995
I can't believe you're the Noble One
First Ninja was talking about!
321
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:47,003
I know! He was all, "You wanna?"
And I was all like, "Not really."
322
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,293
And he said, "Wasn't asking."
323
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:51,075
And 800-year-old story short,
I'm the guardian of the ball.
324
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,746
Guardian? Did you say "guardian?"
325
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,384
Yeah! He said guardian!
326
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,168
Pull the mask out of your ears!
327
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:59,170
I don't have a mask in my...
Howard, we need a guardian!
328
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,540
To go to the movies!
329
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:01,535
(gasps)
330
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,995
Ooh! What's a movie?
331
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,173
(laughs) Only the very fabric
of our dreams
332
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:08,170
woven into a magical tapestry
of light and sound!
333
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,000
Sounds fun! It sounds like witchcraft.
334
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,083
Witchcraft with popcorn.
335
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,326
And we're back to fun!
336
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,377
Aw, but I gotta guard the ball!
337
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,998
Oh, well. Say hi to
the witches for me.
338
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:23,207
He's our ticket to getting
tickets to that movie! Do something!
339
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,751
Uh, quick question. Do you have
to guard the ball down here?
340
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,584
Couldn't you take it with you
and guard it, I dunno, somewhere else?
341
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,667
You're the Ninja. You tell me.
342
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,670
Okay. I'm telling you,
we're goin' to the movies!
343
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,500
(both) We're goin'
to the movies!
344
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,213
And I don't know what that is!
345
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,211
-Yeah!
-(Randy laughs)
346
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,291
(rumbling)
347
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:47,040
(sniffing) The sacred
seal has been broken!
348
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:51,625
Soon my powerball will possess
whomever holds it.
349
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,709
(evil laughter)
350
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,498
Are you sure you're over 17?
351
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,633
(scoffs) Over 17.
352
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:03,039
Yeah, I'm just a bit over 17!
353
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:06,575
-I'm 800-years-old!
-Three. We will take three tickets.
354
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:07,627
(whimpers)
355
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,459
(screams)
356
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,252
-We are not old enough.
-No.
357
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,463
-I'm gonna be afraid of the dark.
-I'm gonna be afraid of the light!
358
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:19,502
-(woman in film screams)
-(sorcerer) Bring the ball to me.
359
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,083
-Did you say something?
-Shh!
360
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:22,456
3You didn't hear anything?
361
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:25,712
You must bring it closer.
362
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,042
-(evil grunting)
-Where are you going?
363
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,325
The movie's not over!
364
00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:31,077
-(screaming, chainsaw in film)
-(gasps)
365
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,536
-(body thuds in film)
-(laughs)
366
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,745
-Yes! Four stars up!
-(chainsaw resumes in film)
367
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,245
That was... (groans)
368
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,503
With the... (grunts)
and the... (screams)
369
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,423
Best day I've had in 800 years,
I'll tell ya that much.
370
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,040
Couldn't have done it without you.
371
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:46,125
(both laugh)
372
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,958
Well, I guess his is goodbye.
373
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,081
(sniffles)
374
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,633
Waterworks starting. (sniffling)
375
00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:58,918
You can't let him go!
376
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,330
He's gotta go back sometime.
377
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,877
Cunningham,
PJ McFlubbusters has a super spicy
378
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:04,209
Appe-teaser Pleaser Platter
379
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:07,251
that requires the signature
of a parent or a guardian!
380
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,333
The Diarrhea Del Fuego!
381
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,577
We won't have to wait
until our tongues are of age!
382
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,167
Oh, a-Plop Plop?
383
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:14,830
I was just walking away
and I heard my name,
384
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:18,497
-thought you might need me.
-What would you say to PJ McFlubbusters?
385
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,713
I would say, "Nice to meet
you, Mr. McFlubbusters."
386
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:24,422
And he'd say, "Please! Call me PJ!"
387
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,880
(all laughing)
388
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,500
(gasps, then pants) Ahh.
389
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,253
Best meal I've had in centuries!
390
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,963
Centuries, you guys, centuries.
391
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,631
Plop Plop, you're amazing!
You're not even sweating!
392
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,499
That's 'cause my tongue's
covered in calluses.
393
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,503
Why? No wait, don't tell me.
394
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:49,713
-I don't wanna know.
-(loud belch)
395
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,832
(laughs) You're awesome!
396
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:54,127
I don't see why you can't
stay up here and guard the ball.
397
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:56,208
Yeah! You could live
in my garage.
398
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,001
Does your garage have
a seal that protects me
399
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,253
from getting possessed evil?
400
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,753
(gasps)
401
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,084
No, it doesn't have that. Stupid garage.
402
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,876
Wait, so right now you're not
protected by the sacred seal?
403
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,459
Why did you come with us?
404
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,672
You said it was okay!
405
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,380
That's what I heard
underneath that mask.
406
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:11,538
It is hard to understand you.
407
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,205
I didn't know about the sacred seal!
408
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,631
We have to get you back.
409
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:15,829
Check! Check please!
410
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,077
Ma'am? Ma'am? Sir?
411
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:23,376
Just a little closer and he will
finally be under my control!
412
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,958
Bring the ball to the Eye of Eternities!
413
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:30,041
Uh, over here? Check, please?
I wanna give you money!
414
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,495
-(evil roar)
-Hey! Where you going?
415
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,713
-(roar)
-Yelp!
416
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,042
No, Plop Plop!
417
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,705
Howard, pay the bill!
I gotta go stop him!
418
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,542
I don't have any money!
419
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,289
-Out of my way!
-Plop Plop!
420
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,455
(evil grunting)
421
00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:49,499
-Go! Go! Go!
-(tires skidding)
422
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,173
You turn this car around
right now!
423
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,380
Are you crazy?
We dined and ditched!
424
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,628
Are you trying to get us Mcflubbusted?
425
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:58,039
We have to get the ball
back where it belongs!
426
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,495
That's exactly what I'm doing!
427
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,250
-(cars honking)
-Oh! Pick a lane!
428
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,423
(roars) Use your signal!
429
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,920
-(both gasp)
-(tires squealing)
430
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,794
Plop Plop, this isn't you!
It's the ball!
431
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,575
Tell me something I don't know!
432
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,957
That was it. That was the thing
I thought you didn't know...
433
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,331
-Uh...
-(electricity zapping)
434
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,580
(evil roaring)
435
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,125
It's Ninja ti...
436
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,828
(grunting)
437
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:32,577
For the record, I just wanted to
see Splatterday Fright Cleaver!
438
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,577
-(evil grunting)
-Smokebomb!
439
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,997
I don't want to hurt you,
but if you take one more step...
440
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,003
-(roars)
-Ninja Air-Fist!
441
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,173
(both grunting)
442
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,000
-Uh-oh...
-(both grunting)
443
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,084
Pretty much everything else
I got is gonna leave a mark.
444
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:49,786
You sure you wanna
do this, Plop Plop?
445
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,915
There is no Plop Plop! Only chaos!
446
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,210
-(evil roar)
-Yoinks! Ninja Sumo Snag!
447
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:57,291
(both grunting)
448
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:02,455
Can't... let... you!
449
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,792
You don't have a choice!
450
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,455
Kinda regretting the Sumo Snag!
451
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,292
-(roars)
-Ow!
452
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:13,285
-Ha!
-Plop Plop, what you're doing is wrong!
453
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,375
You're stickin' us with your third
of the Appe-Teaser Pleaser Platter!
454
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,828
(evil roar)
455
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:19,457
Or Cunningham'll spot you.
456
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,582
-He's covering me.
-Ninja no, he won't!
457
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,500
(roars)
458
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,083
(cracks neck, then grunts)
459
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,496
-(roaring)
-Yah...
460
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,035
I know you're still in there, Plop Plop!
461
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,285
-Whoa!
-(grunts)
462
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,745
-(groans)
-(growls)
463
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,714
You kept the ball safe for centuries.
464
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,882
Until we came along.
This isn't your fault!
465
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,379
-Huh?
-Fool!
466
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:49,078
When you removed the ball, you
broke the seal! Now he is mine!
467
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,826
-(laughs, then shouts)
-(grunts)
468
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:54,127
Please. If there's any of you left,
469
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,288
you can't give that ball
back to the Sorcerer!
470
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,205
-Remember your duty!
-(snarls)
471
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:01,331
-(laughs) Duty.
-Ha-ha. Duty.
472
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,497
You trusted me and I totally shoobed you.
473
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,383
-But if we get you back...
-It's too late, Ninja.
474
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,828
The seal is broken.
My time as Guardian is over.
475
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,667
(struggling)
476
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,670
Can't fight him much longer!
477
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,420
I need to get you away from the Sorcerer!
478
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,330
But you can't go back to the Temple.
Where will you be safe?
479
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,877
Eye color changing.
480
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,879
-(vibrating)
-Huh?
481
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:23,542
The Nomicon?
482
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,915
(roaring)
483
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,173
No!
484
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:35,166
(sobbing) No!
485
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,577
- Thank you, Ninja.
-For what?
486
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:42,787
If it wasn't for me, you'd still
be safe in that temple.
487
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,875
I wouldn't have seen amovie, or eaten Appe-teasers.
488
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:47,039
Or hung with you guys.Today was my best day ever!
489
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,705
And I've had like,centuries-worth of days.
490
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,042
I'll miss ya, Plop Plop.
491
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,205
You can visit me anytime you want.
492
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:56,171
In the Nomicon!
493
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,375
So is he like... naked in there?
494
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,538
Let's hope not, buddy.
Let's hope not.
495
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:06,245
Guys! I'm in the book!
496
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,043
With First Ninja!
497
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:13,292
Once again I have been entrusted
as guardian of a powerball.
498
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:16,075
Great. That is never
a disaster all the time.
499
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:19,876
Howard, we wonked up today. And
together, we must make it right.
500
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,329
(Howard) Let me get this straight.
501
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:23,417
Nomicon can shloomp
an entire Plop Plop,
502
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,000
but it can't wash a single dish?
503
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,673
For the record, you haven't
washed a single dish.
504
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,540
Cunningham, please, I'm wearin'
800-year-old silk here.
505
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,535
Hey! Get scrubbin'!
506
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,825
Them Appe-teaser Pleaser
Platters ain't gonna pay for themselves!
507
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:37,327
Hoo-boy.
508
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,825
(both groaning)
509
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:42,627
-(bell rings)
-Another great episode!
510
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:43,959
-Thank you so much!
-Thank you!
511
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,791
-You're the real heroes!
-You were wonderful!
512
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,125
Thanks for watching!
513
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:49,749
(theme music playing)
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