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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,420 ♪ Go, Ninja! ♪ 2 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,080 (Randy) I was chosen to protect my school 3 00:00:03,166 --> 00:00:04,286 from the forces of evil. 4 00:00:04,375 --> 00:00:05,995 I am the Ninja. 5 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:07,713 I am Randy Cunningham. 6 00:00:07,792 --> 00:00:09,832 ♪ Smoke bomb! ♪ 7 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:16,707 Hi-ya. 8 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:22,633 All right Bot, time to clean your clock... 9 00:00:22,709 --> 00:00:24,499 Get it? Come on, that deserves a hand! 10 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:26,753 Oh, I did it again! Hand? Clock? 11 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:31,327 (groans) 12 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:35,167 That's it! Clock-hands, daylight savings. 13 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,000 Ninja-Turn-Back-The-Clock. 14 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:39,707 Welcome to ScarfCenter! 15 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:43,082 Heidi Weinerfan here with our Battle-Bloopers analyst, Howard Brosell. 16 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:45,076 We got Ninja splarts all over the place, Heidi. 17 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:49,126 Up first: UC of M's. Unnecessary Calling-out of Moves: 18 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:50,958 Ninja-Block! Ninja-Block! Ninja-Block! 19 00:00:51,041 --> 00:00:53,831 Unnecessary? Yes. Shoob-larious? 20 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:56,167 Dunno, let's put it to the Shoob Zone! 21 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,790 (all) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! 22 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:01,415 And that's not the splurst of it. Check out this wonk-liner: 23 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,750 All right, Bot, time to clean your clock. 24 00:01:03,834 --> 00:01:05,334 Who-oo says that? 25 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:08,827 And then he gets his butt mashed until he makes this face: 26 00:01:11,709 --> 00:01:12,789 (both laughing) 27 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:19,252 Uh, that's the face I make when I put it all together. 28 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,213 And the fans love it! 29 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:24,128 But I beat that thing! 30 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:26,248 Why do you only focus on the shooby parts? 31 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,753 What can I say? Shoob sells. 32 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:29,504 -(groans) -(rumbling) 33 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:32,133 (howling) 34 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,879 Viceroy! You gotta see this. 35 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,169 There's a giant robot dog out there! 36 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:42,460 It's the cutest thing I've ever seen! 37 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:44,792 You mean Robo-Hound? I built it. 38 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,415 No... no... you couldn't have. He's too cute. 39 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,880 You didn't build it. Did you build it? You didn't build it. 40 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:51,209 (sighs) 41 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:53,541 Zip it! ScarfCenter's back on! 42 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:56,785 We're back, Ween-Peezies, with a frosh 'sode of ScarfCenter! 43 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,785 Look for the Ninja to smokebomb here, unnecessarily flip here, 44 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:04,955 here and here, and finally land in this area to deliver a classic wonk-liner! 45 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:05,881 (Randy) Smokebomb! 46 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:08,920 Ooh, let's watch. 47 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:17,828 Okay, Fido. It's about to get rough. Get it? Dog? Ruff? 48 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:19,577 Wonk-liner. Called it! 49 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:23,997 -(all) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! -Shoob? That was a great line! 50 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:27,043 Huh? What the juice? 51 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:32,209 (all) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! 52 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:36,628 Get outta here! 53 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:40,793 Wowzer poundz, Big H. Ninja's really takin' it. 54 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:44,285 You can say that again. Ninja's fighting like a shoob out there! 55 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:47,165 -(crowd) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! -What? I'm not fighting like... 56 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,745 ...shoob... am I? 57 00:02:52,834 --> 00:02:55,674 (chanting continues) 58 00:02:57,041 --> 00:02:59,711 I can't see! Get outta my face! 59 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:01,792 (all gasping) 60 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,625 What's he doing, Dub-Dip? 61 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:05,789 You got me. It's like he's just waiting to get hit. 62 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:13,959 (chanting continues) 63 00:03:14,041 --> 00:03:16,961 What the doodle? I can't see anything! 64 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,170 Huh? 65 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:22,417 (all gasp) 66 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:26,000 They're right. I am... fighting... like a... 67 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:28,503 ...shoob! 68 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:33,379 Still sliding? Really? How is this... 69 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:35,882 (grunting) 70 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,455 -(crowd) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! -(yells) 71 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:41,292 -(chanting continues) -(chanting stops) 72 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:47,749 (chanting stops and starts with mask) 73 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:51,083 What the shoob is happening to me? 74 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:53,996 (man) Sounds like you're gettin' your butt mashed out there, Ninja. 75 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:56,833 Ward Smith, the Swordsmith of Norrisville! 76 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:59,577 Yes, this is perfect! You can help me! 77 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:01,747 Mm, you need me to make you another sword? 78 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:04,004 What? No, no, no, it's everybody's calling me a shoob 79 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:05,333 and I'm fighting like a shoob. 80 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,077 What makes you think I could help you? 81 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:09,876 All I can see is shoob! I can't see anything else! 82 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:14,289 It's like I'm, you know... you know... when your eyeballs... and... 83 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,625 Blind? 84 00:04:15,709 --> 00:04:17,039 (gasps) So glad you said it! 85 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:20,035 It would have been weird if I said it! I can't see to fight! Can you help me? 86 00:04:20,834 --> 00:04:22,464 Yeah, I can help you with that. 87 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:25,082 But you have to listen to everything I say. No questions. 88 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,246 Does no questions mean like, no questions? 89 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,463 -'Cause what if... -No questions means no questions! 90 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:30,832 Yeah, you got it. No questions. 91 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,957 (McFist laughing) 92 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:34,711 So, who's a good boy? 93 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:37,502 Who threw the Ninja so far we'll never find him? 94 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:39,963 Oh, we'll find him. Robo-Hound's a Blood-Hound. 95 00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:41,171 Fun fact Viceroy: 96 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:43,960 Did you know bloodhounds can be used to track people? 97 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:47,881 -No, I didn't know that. -You do now! You're welcome. 98 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:49,209 (groans) 99 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:56,503 Hm, what should we name him? I like Lance. You like Lance? 100 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:59,333 Yes, Lance. 101 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:04,920 Whoa! 102 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,745 So, Bruce! 103 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:15,924 That's my boy. 104 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,170 Who's gonna get the Ninja? Who's gonna get the Ninja? 105 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:22,000 We are, as long as he's within sniffing distance. 106 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:24,753 Look at him! So playful. Probably loyal, too. 107 00:05:24,834 --> 00:05:26,674 Y'think Marci will let me keep him? 108 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,130 (grunts) 109 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:33,922 -(screaming) -Hope Ninja's okay. 110 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:34,881 The numbers are in! 111 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,629 Robo-Hound put ScarfCenter's views through the woof! 112 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:41,419 Hmm... now I'm conflicted. On one hand, Ninja's missing. 113 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,960 On the other hand... 114 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:45,171 We have more views than Prawn Stars! 115 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:46,710 The other hand! 116 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:49,962 Now, all you gotta do is cross the kitchen. 117 00:05:55,834 --> 00:05:57,134 Yee-ahh! 118 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:03,080 Watch out! No... Ooh... Don't... 119 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:05,746 (chuckles and grunts) 120 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:08,670 (yelps) 121 00:06:20,917 --> 00:06:23,287 Mmm. Mm-mm-mm. Your turn. 122 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:24,995 Huh? 123 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:27,212 Uh... 124 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,210 Okay, if he can do it, I can do it. 125 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:32,791 -I heard that, schmappo! -Schmappo? 126 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,495 (makes buzzer sound) Already messed up, crambit! 127 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:38,833 Crambit? 128 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:43,254 (screaming) 129 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,003 Ooh, clamp it, boopus! 130 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,003 This is not helping me! 131 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:53,498 Boo-pus! That's you. 132 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:55,673 -But I'm blindfolded! -(howling) 133 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,380 There's a honkin' Robo-Hound out there and all you're doing 134 00:06:58,458 --> 00:06:59,708 is calling me names! 135 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:01,382 You're just like the Shoob Zone. 136 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:03,288 So say the jackanape. 137 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:06,125 Gah! You're not helping me see! I'm sick of it. 138 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,998 -Whambler. -Call me whatever you want 139 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:10,003 because I am done listening to you! 140 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:15,419 -(alarm sounds) -Perfect! 141 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,210 Right? Lance is gonna love it. 142 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:21,631 No, I mean Robo-Hound picked up Ninja's scent. He's good as got. 143 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:25,129 Check it out. Shaped like biscuit. I did it! 144 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,378 Honkin' Ward Smith calling me names. 145 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:29,038 I'm not a boopus. He's a boopus. 146 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:32,035 Unless he's a crambit or a whambler? Are those even words? 147 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:36,035 There he is! Cunningham, where have you been? I was worried. 148 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,705 -You were? -Can't have the Center without the Scarf! 149 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:42,422 -(all) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! -So say the jackanape. 150 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:47,327 -Showtime! -(all screaming) 151 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:50,997 I can't fight now, I'm still blind. Please don't be shoobed up. 152 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:54,712 -(howling) -(Ninja) Smokebomb! 153 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,632 I can see! I didn't need Ward! 154 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:00,379 -He's back, Ninj-fans! -Let him hear it! 155 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:03,418 (all) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! 156 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,710 Zang it! 157 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:09,923 No. Not again. 158 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,670 (chanting continues) 159 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,580 Why won't you let me see? 160 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,043 Ew! Yikes! 161 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:31,455 We are witness to the most tragic ninj-trocity of all time. 162 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:32,832 Could this be the end? 163 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:35,287 (all) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! 164 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:38,575 Whoa, guys, all right, let's dial it down a little. 165 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:40,377 Shoob's supposed to be a funny thing. 166 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:42,458 (all) Shoob! Shoob! Shoob! 167 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,752 -Crambit! -Schmappo! 168 00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:50,214 -Jackanape! -Whambler! 169 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:52,291 You forgot... Boopus... 170 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:56,076 Boopus. 171 00:08:56,875 --> 00:09:00,245 Call me whatever you want because I am done listening to you! 172 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:03,633 Oh! The problem wasn't with my eyes, it was with my ears! 173 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,209 You were teaching me to ignore it when people call me names! 174 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,631 Now you're gettin' it, klee-klaw! 175 00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:09,999 (chanting continues) 176 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,713 Hey, are you okay? Do you want us to stop the shoob chant? 177 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:15,542 No, chant all you want. I'm done listening. 178 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:19,035 Good, 'cause I tried to stop 'em and that was not happening. 179 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:24,789 C'mon, crambit. Just like Ward said. Don't listen to the name calling. 180 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:29,785 (chanting stopping and starting) 181 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,955 Double dip! There's the face! 182 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:32,921 Inside sources tell me 183 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,040 that's the face he makes when he puts it all together! 184 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,455 Ah! 185 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:40,875 -Ninja-Bad-Dog! -"Ninja Bad Dog..."? He's back! 186 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:45,669 You saw it with your own ears, whipper-snips! This is Epic Ninj-action! 187 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:48,000 -(yelps) -(grunts) 188 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,423 (all cheering) 189 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,670 No! Lance! He's a goner! 190 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,000 You know, it's just a robot. I can always build another one. 191 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:59,003 There will never be another Lance! 192 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,170 (sobbing) 193 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:05,880 Ninja-Sit! 194 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:08,043 All right... Ninja-Roll-Over! 195 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:11,543 Ninja-Play-Dead! 196 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:15,916 "Ninja-Play-Dead?!" Can he try any less? 197 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,250 (Howard) Hey! Why'd you pause it? 198 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,543 Because I know how it ends. Heidi says "Weinersplarts" 199 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:21,415 and you and your Zone chant me to shooblivion. 200 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,830 Just watch it. 201 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:25,787 All shoobing aside, what we saw today 202 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,705 was an epic display of heroing. 203 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:30,332 A lone warrior. A champion. 204 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:34,205 Norrisville, let us show him our gratitude as only we can. 205 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:37,791 Shoob... Shoob... Shoob... 206 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:42,035 (all) Shoob... Shoob... Shoob... 207 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,036 Whata they talkin' about shoob? 208 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,535 Huh? Huh? The slow shoob. 209 00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:53,625 Shoob... Shoob... Shoob... 210 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:57,578 There's something in my eye. I gotta go. 211 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,043 Hehe, shoob. 212 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,670 With this Ninja-Slice... 213 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:10,714 I hereby declare Norrisville High's new library open for reading! 214 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:13,212 (all cheering) 215 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,581 Smokeb... 216 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,957 'Scuzi, Ninja, but I'm a-openin' my new pizzeria. 217 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,081 Maybe you-a come cutta da ribbon for Luigi? 218 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:21,326 I don't really do ribbon cutting. 219 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:22,787 But you just a-do a-ribbon cutting. 220 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,875 Yeah, but only 'cause I destroyed the old library. 221 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:28,039 Turns out, Tengu Fireballs in a room of books? Not so good. 222 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,705 I give you a free-a pizza pie... 223 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:30,882 Uh... 224 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:33,879 (Howard) And you said no? 225 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,169 You said no to a free pizza pie? 226 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,380 Uh, it didn't seem very Ninja-ish. 227 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:39,708 It's totally Ninja-ish. 228 00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:42,042 Celebrities use their names to get free stuff all the time. 229 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:45,375 Why do you think Brock Octane does those corn chip commercials? 230 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:50,498 ♪ I love my Macho Cheese CrunchRitos ♪ 231 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:53,253 Macho Cheese CrunchRitos! 232 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,383 You man enough to shower in 'em? 233 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:02,789 ♪ I love my Macho Cheese Crunch... ♪ 234 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:05,205 -I thought he did those for the money. -(scoffs) Money. 235 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,921 He does 'em for the free corn chips. 236 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,920 I'll bet he's got a house full of those things. 237 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,460 You think that's why he does those salsa commercials? 238 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:15,382 (jazzy music plays) 239 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,918 That's exactly why he does those salsa commercials! 240 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,380 Who has a houseful of corn chips and no salsa? 241 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,748 That could be your house, Cunningham. 242 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,674 I'm not really a corn chip guy. 243 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:29,830 -No. But you are a pizza guy. -Get Luigi on the phone. 244 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,877 He's number one, two and three on my speed dial. 245 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:37,499 Oh-ho! Perfect timing, Nomicon. I've got exciting news, buddy. 246 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,833 Howard and I are going to use the Ninja to get free pizza. 247 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:45,207 How Bruce is that? 248 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:47,251 -Huh? -(crowd grumbling) 249 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,173 (gulps) 250 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,833 (screams) 251 00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:53,497 (laughing) 252 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,043 Huh? "The Ninja Belongs To Everyone." 253 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:59,495 So you're saying I should go for more than free pizza! 254 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:02,793 Like free everything? I like the way you think, Nomicon. 255 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,713 Howard! Nomicon says go big! 256 00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,462 Howard? Huh...? 257 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:11,959 (clears throat) 258 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,961 Bubbie... call me "Hollywood Howie." 259 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:17,671 "Hollywood Howie? Ninja Agent?" 260 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,170 Why would the Ninja need an agent? 261 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,040 'Cause Ninjas know bubkis about show business. 262 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,285 Now suit up, Mr. Big Scarf. You got a commercial in 20. 263 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:25,875 Now that's what I'm talking about! 264 00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,919 I can't believe you already got me a commercial! 265 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,170 Boy-chick, I already got us a commercial. 266 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,540 (both yell) 267 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:33,575 (beeping) 268 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,247 (video game sounds) 269 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,503 Hm? Hi, there. I'm the Ninja of Norrisville. 270 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,253 I don't always play video games, 271 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:43,133 but when I do, I play at Greg's Game Hole. 272 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:46,208 I'm running a full price special right skeenow... 273 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,131 everything full price! 274 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,248 (both) Greg's Game Hole: It's Hole-licious! 275 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:58,379 This is amazing! We have so many tokens, we can't die! 276 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,208 We're immortal! 277 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:03,081 (both laughing) 278 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:12,456 In battle, there's only two sides: Good and Evil. 279 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:16,172 But here at Charlie Clucker's, there's 16 sides to choose from! 280 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:19,460 And you can have 'em all with Charlie's new All-Sides Combo! 281 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:21,082 Hey, I'll take the pizza salad, 282 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,456 marshmallow poppers and what is... what is that, borscht? 283 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:27,668 (both laughing) 284 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:34,173 (chuckles) There's one thing my ninja sword can't protect me from: 285 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,460 The sun's damaging ultra-violet rays. 286 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,082 Which is why I go to Put on 'Em Glasses. 287 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:42,076 They have the Brucest shades in the Cheesest styles. 288 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,626 Cheesest? Are you serious? Who wrote this? 289 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,919 -(both laughing) -I'm a celebrity! 290 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,880 Yes! 291 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,289 ...everything full price! 292 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:53,415 (both) Greg's Game Hole: It's Hole-licious! 293 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,420 I can't believe it... 294 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,460 I know. Full price? Why even make a commercial? 295 00:14:57,542 --> 00:15:00,462 He's a sell-out. A flim-flam man. A huckster. 296 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:03,172 Doesn't seem very Ninja-ish. I want him! 297 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,920 Sir, that's genius! 298 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,460 I know! Wait, which part did you think was genius? 299 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:09,462 The part where he thinks he's doing our commercial 300 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,332 but he's actually walking into a trap. 301 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,207 That's the part I thought was genius, too. 302 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,131 Love it when we're on the same page! 303 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,708 (humming) 304 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,327 Hey, babe, how you doin' in there? 305 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:21,327 -Uh... -(man whistles) 306 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:22,997 What's this have to do with port-o-potties? 307 00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,633 Hey, we're not just sellin' latrines here. 308 00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,499 We're sellin' a lifestyle. 309 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,083 I'm the Ninja. I should be doing something Brucer than latrines. 310 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:33,246 Ya gotta do it, kid. I already used the one they gave us. 311 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,923 Ninja! Here's what I'm picturin'. 312 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,540 You emerging completely satisfied from one of my signature latrines! 313 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,035 -Break a leg, kid! -Ugh, fine! 314 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,875 -(phone ringing) -Go for Hollywood Howie! 315 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,579 Uh, huh... Oh, you want to hire the Ninja? 316 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:48,207 Uh, huh... You're offering what? 317 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:53,711 (chuckles) If you need a pristine latrine, look no further than Gene LeVINE. 318 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:59,542 Cut! Cut! It's LeVEEN! It rhymes with "pristine." Also "latrine." 319 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,245 And "Gene." Everybody back to one! 320 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,043 (exhales) 321 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,081 -Uh-huh. -What'd he say? 322 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,076 -Uh-huh. -Is he in? 323 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,076 -Uh-huh. -Is he out? 324 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,326 Perfect. See you tomorrow. 325 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:10,627 -Good news. -He's out! 326 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,379 -I said good news! -So he's in? 327 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,418 Yes! He's in! 328 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,460 And the minute I say "action," 329 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:20,172 it'll be "fade to black" for the Ninja. Forever! 330 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,290 (chuckles) 331 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,785 I love it! Small note: I'm saying "action." 332 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,125 Hm. 333 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,378 What kind of agent are you? 334 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,878 I'm sick of wonkin' around with these small-time shoobs. 335 00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:34,789 Brock Octane is just a movie hero. I'm an actual hero! 336 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,705 I'm bigger than pizza and chicken and port-o-poopers. 337 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:42,542 Sweetheart, don't get your scarf in a knot. I'm way ahead a ya. 338 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:45,705 Behind that door is a commercial Brock only dreams he could get. 339 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:49,792 (gasps) Howie, babe. You did good. You did real good. 340 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:50,705 Bring it in. 341 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,957 Hey, while you're at it, dump the small-time shoobs. 342 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,081 Ay, you got it. Who's my number one boy? 343 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,326 (snickers) 344 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:01,207 Heh-heh-hey, Gene! Bad news, kid. 345 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,171 Hello? Anybody here? (groans) 346 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,130 Welcome... Ninja. 347 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,878 McFist? What the juice? 348 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:11,669 There he is. The new face of McFist Industries! 349 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,630 What makes you think I'd ever agree to be the face of my sworn enemy? 350 00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,379 Well, your agent said two of every product 351 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:20,708 we've ever made from now until forever would do the trick. 352 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:24,172 (giggles) This is doing the trick. 353 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,500 (groans) What're we giving him all this stuff for? 354 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,333 We're not. Don't you remember the plan to destroy him? 355 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,130 Oh yeah. I still get to say "action" though, right? 356 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,248 So... um, where do you want me... Mr. McFist? 357 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:41,003 Oh, I don't know. Um, right here. On this X. 358 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:45,673 I say "action," you hit the X. Me, action. You, X. 359 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:49,577 Remember: Don't hit the button til I say "action." 360 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,417 You wanna say "action"! I get it! 361 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,920 -(phone ringing) -(both) Hmm? 362 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,250 -Ah, so sorry, it's my agent. -Stars. Am I right? 363 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,963 Hey! Just wanted to let you know, I got rid of your other sponsors. 364 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:01,331 And they are not too happy about it. 365 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:04,827 "Not too happy"? Those small-timers were lucky to get me in the first place. 366 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,207 Uh, Ninja... 367 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,421 It's show business, not show-friendedness. 368 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,290 Oh, and if they think they're getting any of 369 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,415 their stuff back, they're wrong! Ninja out! 370 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:16,500 -(all grumbling) -(groans) 371 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,920 (snoring) 372 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:35,537 All right, Ninja, lights, camera, act... 373 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,501 Huh? 374 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,213 What the Gene? 375 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:43,711 Ow! 376 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:49,381 Protect the face! It's our moneymaker! (snickers) 377 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,206 (gasps) 378 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,213 Hi-ya! 379 00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,576 Ninja-Weaponized-Pizza-Dodge! 380 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,878 I can't see! 381 00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:08,289 -(groans) -(gasps) 382 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,415 And... ac... 383 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:12,212 Whoa! 384 00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,581 Uh-oh. 385 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,423 (grunts) 386 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,825 -Ahh! Stop it! -(screeching) 387 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,170 Skee-growl! 388 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,210 What the honk are they so mad about? 389 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,671 "The Ninja belongs to everyone." 390 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,880 I gave him to everyone and now they're mad at me! 391 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,829 Oh, I gave him to everyone, which means he doesn't belong 392 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,917 to anyone because he isn't mine to sell! 393 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:45,381 Ah! She put on em glasses. She put on em glasses. 394 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,168 Blast him! He's on the X! Why aren't you blasting him! 395 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,960 You didn't say "action"! 396 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,880 I know you're upset. But the Ninja is no longer for sale! 397 00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:58,289 So feel free to destank. At your convenience. 398 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,035 (all growling) 399 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,415 Or now would also be good. 400 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,955 And destank! 401 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,581 (growling continues) 402 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,327 On three: one, two, three and we are destanking... 403 00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,417 -Come on! Almost there. -Get on the X! 404 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,750 -Hi-ya! -(screams) 405 00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:20,084 Why didn't that work? How do I destank five angry sponsors? 406 00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:24,707 Of course, the stuff! I gotta destroy the stuff! 407 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:28,172 Ninja-Corporate-Sponsorship- Destroying-Tengu-Fireball! 408 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:32,751 Ninja-Agent-Snatch! 409 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,077 (growling) 410 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:47,253 (groans) Why, Ninja-la? Why? 411 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,633 It was the only way to show them I don't mean business. 412 00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:52,629 Small, hardworking independent businesspeople of Norrisville, 413 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,379 I insulted you. And for that I apologize. 414 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:58,378 It's okay, Ninja. We got a little hot there ourselves. 415 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:02,208 Now my agent will give you a ride back to your places of business. 416 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:03,921 (chuckles) Agent? No, I don't see an agent. 417 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,920 Just me, Howard Weinerman, innocent bystander. 418 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,170 Fine, I'll drive. Everybody in the golfcart. 419 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,460 Smokebomb! 420 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,252 (all coughing) 421 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,383 Sorry. I probably didn't need to go full smokebomb on you there. 422 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,960 I didn't even get to say "action"! 423 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:28,250 I declare the new gym open for... gym! 424 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,043 (all cheering) 425 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,575 Pardonne, Mr. McFist. 426 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:34,457 You-a cutta dat ribbon so good, I was wonderin'... 427 00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:36,962 (exhales) I can't believe we're walking away from this. 428 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,961 -It just isn't Ninja-ish. -Yeah, you're right. 429 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:42,831 Commercials are small time anyway. But movies... 430 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:45,667 I'm thinkin' Ninja and Brock Octane. Buddy cops. 431 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,500 Day before retirement. 432 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,961 (theme music playing) 32687

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