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-♪ Go ninja! ♪
-(Randy) I was chosen to protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja. I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb ♪
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(screaming)
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How do we keep losing all of our tickets?
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'Cause we keep betting them on laser tag!
And we're wonk at laser tag!
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(groans)
How many do we have left?
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Counting the one I found under the urinal,
that makes one.
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Aw! We'll never get the Mega-Prize!
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Hey, losers, thanks for the tickets.
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(groans)
All I've ever wanted
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since I saw it 20 minutes ago
is the Mega-Prize!
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Same-sies. But what can we do?
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I dunno. It's not like we can
just go in there and try to...
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-(Howard continues indistinct)
-(screaming)
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then we'd be stuck
raising a talking parrot
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and those things live for like 30 years!
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-What?
-I mean, I guess you...
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-(Howard continues indistinct)
-(screaming)
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But it'd probably burn up
on re-entry anyway.
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What are you talking about?
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Not heard a word I've said?
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No! There's a screaming girl...
Goink! Screaming girl!
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Nice! Leave me to figure everything out!
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(Ninja) Smokebomb!
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Time for some gorilla warfare!
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Totally deserved that!
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Ninja Chain-Sickle! Whoa!
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(grunting)
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(screaming)
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Ninja Air Fist!
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(screaming)
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(groans)
Would you please stop screaming?
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(groans)
Thank you.
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Wait a second, you're not a girl.
You're a robot!
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-(screaming)
-(grunting)
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Nasty!
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What the juice? She gooed me!
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What the double juice?
Is this some kind of prank?
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Huh? One you guys? Is someone prank...
Is anybody pranking me?
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(chuckles)
That was some kind of prank!
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It wasn't a prank! That's tracking dye.
Now we can track the Ninja anywhere.
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Ooh! Play it again! Play it again!
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-(groans)
-(screaming)
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(laughing)
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(Howard groans)
I don't know how, and I don't know when,
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but you will be mine.
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Mega-Prize! Enormous, unpocket-able.
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Oh, you make me sick.
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You'll never guess what happened!
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Ninja suit, lame joke,
fighty, fighty, smokebomb.
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No! Well, no yeah, you nailed it.
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But also, for some reason
the ape tricked me
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into lowering my defenses
so robogirl could goo me!
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See, all I heard was: "I don't have a plan
to win the Mega-Prize!"
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Hmm?
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Or maybe I do! Everybody thinks we're wonk
at laser tag. Their guards are down!
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We'll challenge 'em again,
I Ninja out and... pew!
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Use the Ninja suit? That's genius!
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-Ah. Knew it.
-Always hated that idea.
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Vloomp ya on the flippity!
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Uh... listen,
I know what you're gonna say,
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but I have to Ninja out to win
the Mega-Prize! It's framed!
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(Randy)
"A true Ninja is always victorious."
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Yes! Victorious! At laser tag! True Ninja!
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Finally, Nomicon, we're on the same page!
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Guess what: Nomicon's on board!
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If it's in, I'm out!
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-But we can get the Mega-Prize.
-Back in!
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(gasps)
What's that, Howard?
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You got 500 more tickets?
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-(exclaim)
-I didn't say...
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I couldn't help but overhear,
you have 500 tickets.
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Care to make another wager?
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I don't know. Give us a sec, would ya?
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Cunningham, we don't have 500 tickets!
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But they don't know that, right? A secret?
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Oh... the classic
"Pretend to have tickets when you don't."
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Why didn't you tell me
we're running The Uncle Sledge?
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How is he by the way?
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Good. He got his yard privileges back.
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Hmm... Hey, we're in.
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Hope you do better than blast time.
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You-stink-at-Laser-Tag, zing!
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(Howard) Cunningham, where are you?
I'm lost and vulnerable!
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(nervous chuckle)
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Don't call out! They'll track you!
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(chuckles)
Ninja time!
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It's the Ninja! Thanks to my tracking dye,
we can track him!
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(giggles)
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It's even funnier in slo-mo.
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-(slo-mo screaming)
-(giggling)
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-Hey Weinerdoof...
-Oh, there you are.
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-(gasps)
-What the juice?
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No honkin' way!
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-(beeping)
-(screaming and coughing)
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Like pew-ing fish in a barrel,
right, Bucky?
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(sighs)
Underestimated our opponents, zing!
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Tick me five-hundo.
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This is totally unacceptable!
It's not fair!
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(sighs)
If I must.
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I feel terrible...
that we didn't think of this sooner!
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Let's do it again!
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(powers down)
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(screams)
The Ninja's gone!
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I didn't have time
to pinpoint his location!
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Thinkin' of putting this bad boy
on ShoobTube. You feelin' that?
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If he pops up again, I can triangulate
it down to a city block...
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(screaming)
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Probably get "Pick of the Week".
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Five-hundred tickets?
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Pradeep don't charge his battery pack
for less than a thousand, baby.
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Oh, OK, then should we make it a thousand?
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I would charge my battery pack for that.
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It's Ninja O'Clock!
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(groans)
How do you not feel stupid saying that?
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I don't know.
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Ooo! The Ninja's back!
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(dial-up sound)
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(grunts)
My screen's gone!
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(grunts)
The Ninja's gone!
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Hey, screen's back!
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A lil' worried about your screen,
you didn't know I'm here.
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(chuckles)
The important thing is we had fun.
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Oh, and give me your tickets.
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-(groans)
-(gigging) Ticket, ticket...
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-Cunningham, go time! Andale!
-Oh!
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(upbeat music playing)
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Got him! Ninja's at the Laze-A-Rena!
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Shh!
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Just need to pick the right robot...
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Lazer-Bots! Yay!
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Keep it down! I'm on with Tech Support.
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Uh, yes, screen keeps going blue.
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Next time the Ninja shows: Pew, pew.
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Ooo! That's great!
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She's connecting me with her supervisor.
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-Five thousand tickets! One...
-(both) Mega-Prize!
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Huh?
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Howard! Super Mega-Prize?
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I thought it was a myth!
And we only need 2,000 more tickets!
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Howard, wait, are we being greedy?
Maybe we should stop.
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(both laughing)
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Maybe we should stop!
You're killing me Cunningham.
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We just need one last pair of shoobs
to hustle...
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Well, what have we here?
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Looks like about 2,000 tickets...
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(chuckles)
Circle's back, baby! It is on!
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(McFist humming)
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Oh, no, you've found me!
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Hello Super-Mega-Prize!
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Hmm?
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(screams)
What the juice?
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Get ready to eat Light Amplification by
Stimulated Emission of Radiation, shoobs.
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Your vests don't work. Laser foul!
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Ninja Snatch!
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Real lasers? Unbelievable!
These guys aren't playing fair!
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I don't think they're playing at all!
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(gasps)
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(all screaming)
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Lazer-Bots! McFist must have sent them.
But why?
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(gasps)
He's after the Super-Mega Prize!
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Or... and I'm just saying, or...
he's after the Ninja.
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I'm outta here!
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Howard, warn the others on your way out!
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-Yeah, if it comes up!
-No... warn them!
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All right, Okay.
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You don't wanna go in there.
There's robots firing real lasers...
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Yeah, right, Howard. You hustled us!
Now give us back our tickets.
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Mmm...
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Blast him!
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-Those are real lasers!
-Told ya.
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(all screaming)
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I don't wanna die!
Too-scared-to-zing, zing!
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Quick, young laserman,
get them out of harm's way!
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You got it. Everybody follow me!
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Ninja says!
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Ninja-Make-'Em-Think-I'm-Going-This-Way-
When-I'm-Really-Going-That-Way!
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Wha... What the juice?
How'd you know where...
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Oh, the goo from the girl!
It wasn't a prank! It's tracking dye!
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If I hadn't suited up to win at laser tag,
McFist couldn't have tracked me!
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And I wouldn't have put everyone
in danger!
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"A true Ninja is always victorious."
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Well, this doesn't feel victorious!
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Ohhh... I don't need to be victorious
to be a true Ninja.
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I need to be a true Ninja
to be victorious!
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If putting on the suit got me into this...
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then I need to...
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Ninja-Midair-De-Suit!
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(screams)
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-Ninja destroyed!
-That wasn't the true Ninja.
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(giggles)
Yes! Good job.
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Thanks, buddy.
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No, you're supposed to say "good job",
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'cause I did such a good job
warning those guys.
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Not so fast. Hand over those tickets
you hustled from us.
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-(grunts)
-(screams)
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(scoffs)
You guys are idiots.
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-(powering down)
-Oh! We were so close!
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So close? We did it!
I'm sittin' on Three Thumbs Up over here.
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(groans)
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Ooo, now it's four! Five! I'm blowin' up!
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(all cheering)
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(groans)
So wonk! No tickets!
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No Super-Mega-Prize! No nothing!
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Now what're we gonna do today?
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Well, I'm going home to wash
the goo out of my Ninja suit.
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Yeah, I guess I could watch that.
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(grunts)
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(groans)
Can't... let him get... the ball!
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(grunts)
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Good job! You let him get the ball!
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-Was that sarcastic?
-Did it sound sarcastic?
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Well that sounded sarcastic.
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(grunting)
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Out of options! I gotta destroy it!
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(screaming)
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(gasps, breathing heavily)
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-Bad dream?
-The worst!
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There's a Gargoyle... trying to get
the Sorcerer's Ball and... stop.
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Were you watching me sleep?
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Oh, is that what you were doing?
It was so weird. Eyes closed.
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-Head on a pillow. Ha! Weirdo!
-How do you sleep?
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How should I know? I'm asleep.
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Now come on. Game Hole won't play itself.
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Uh...
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Better take this, just to be safe.
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So you destroyed the world?
That's what you went with?
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What else could I do?
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Seems like anything would
have been better. Anything at all.
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Uh, the gargoyle had it in his mouth!
A gargoyle, in his gargoyle mouth.
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I'm just sayin'. There's always options.
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(game) Bandits on loose!
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You have turned key and jammed!Hole filled with ball!
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Like that!
You could'a hidden it in a hole!
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If bandits can't get balls from holes,
no one can!
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Ooh! Great idea, Howard. Next time
I have the exact same dream, I'll do that.
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Ahh!
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-Ninja time. Take the stick.
-You got it. Oh... it's all warm.
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(scream, grunts)
242
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:17,787
Oh, thank ball.
I'm okay, don't worry, everybody.
243
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,665
Everybody? Um...
244
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,292
Where is everybody?
245
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:30,375
Gotta... stop... Poodle Moth... thing...
246
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:31,668
(screams)
247
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,210
It's after the Sorcerer's Ball!
248
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,289
Ha!
249
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:47,165
Now find a hole and jam it in there!
250
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,210
Hole? Where am I gonna find a hole
in the middle of the street?
251
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:51,879
Hmm?
252
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:55,329
Ooh, manhole. Yup, yup, yup...
253
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,377
-What are you waiting for?
-I'm thinking!
254
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,708
Something about throwing a ball
of concentrated evil
255
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,212
into a sewer does not seem right.
256
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,581
That's where I put
all my concentrated evil.
257
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,877
(chuckles) Concentrated evil.
258
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,960
Something's wonk about this...
259
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,293
(grunting)
260
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:22,825
(straining)
261
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,627
Ninja Can't-Let-You-Get-Away-With-That!
262
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,877
Oh... my bad.
263
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,713
-(screaming)
-Bad dream?
264
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,792
Poodle Moth... world... gone...
It was... just a nightmare?
265
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:41,035
Aw, you got to have a nightmare?
Lucky. I had to watch this.
266
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,955
(voiceover) Silt Wars Episode III:Revenge of the Silt,
267
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:47,251
has been brought to you by McBubbleBurp:Wake Up and Taste It!
268
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,923
-(burping)
-McBubble-What? Wake up and hubba-the-wah?
269
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,790
Trust me, that is not the only question
you'd be asking
270
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,375
if you just saw Revenge of the Silt.
271
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,668
Lot of plot holes...
272
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,960
...and the ball blew up everything!
273
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,421
So you destroyed the world?
That's what you went with?
274
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,630
What else could I do?
275
00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:04,669
Seems like anything else
would have been better.
276
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,580
-Anything at all.
-I feel like we've done this before. Hmm?
277
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,917
Oh! Now we'll never make it
to the Game Hole in time
278
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000
for the inaugural plug-in
of Key-Turnin' Ball-Jammer!
279
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,543
Did you say... Key-Turnin' Ball-Jammer?
280
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,995
Thumb-Buster magazine
gave it four blisters up!
281
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,213
It's set in world
where a key opens a thing and...
282
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,081
-... you jam a ball in it!
-(gasps)
283
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,326
You ball-jammed without me?
284
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:27,037
No! No, no, no, no, no!
That's the game from my dream...
285
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,915
-My satch-el!
-(roars)
286
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:35,420
-Yes! It's Ninja time!
-What the honk? You hate Ninja time.
287
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,710
Oh, right, I mean, boo! Ninja time!
But seriously, Ninja time.
288
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,750
Smokebomb!
289
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:45,924
Un-tongue that ball, Gila Monster.
Or is it Hila Monster?
290
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,710
I mean, it can't be Jila Monster, can it?
291
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,463
Ninja-Rings!
292
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:55,829
Ninja-Stomp!
293
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:59,207
Give... it... back!
(grunting)
294
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,285
Throw the ball in the hatch!
295
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,285
I'm sorry, I gotta take a minute here,
296
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,075
this is exactly like my dream!
297
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:12,076
-Minute's up!
-That was like a second!
298
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,286
All right Nomicon, kinda facing
a deja-vu stankpocalypse here.
299
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,575
What the cheese is going on?
300
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:21,710
Come on, shloomp me in! Shloomp. Me. In!
301
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,165
(grunting)
302
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:38,000
-You have to jam the ball!
-I have a better idea!
303
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,583
Ninja-Boom-Balls!
304
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,625
-Uh, we should run.
-Running?
305
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,285
(grunting)
306
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,245
Howard!
307
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,500
-Bones! I can see your bones!
-Bad dream?
308
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,503
It was a bad dream within a bad dream
within a bad dream!
309
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,883
-There was this...
-Stop!
310
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:04,289
Only thing more boring than your dreams,
is when your dreams' dreams have dreams.
311
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,503
(bell rings)
312
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,793
It's like I keep living the same moment
over and over and over and over and...
313
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,495
-I know the feeling.
-(screams)
314
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,583
-Would you relax?
-No! I can't relax!
315
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,167
I don't know what's real
and what's a dream! Is this a dream?
316
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,040
If it is, it's a stupid one.
317
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,825
Okay, okay, in every dream,
a monster tries to get the powerball.
318
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:28,577
So if this is a dream, that means a
monster will attack in three, two, one...
319
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,420
Huh. Maybe it isn't a dream.
320
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,580
-(screams)
-(roaring)
321
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,127
(gasps)
322
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,328
Uh... you gonna go fight that thing?
323
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,457
What's the difference? It's a dream!
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters!
324
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:43,292
-What's the point of anything?
-Just go fight already!
325
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,745
(whimpers)
326
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,792
(weakly)
Smokebomb...
327
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,745
Let me think this out. You want the ball,
328
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:52,964
but I can't destroy it.
There must be another way...
329
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,751
(grunting)
330
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,004
There's not another way.
331
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,827
-(groans)
-Uh...
332
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:03,917
This dream is really starting
to cheese me off!
333
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:11,171
Ninja-Tentacle-Slash!
334
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,577
He won't stop until he gets the ball!
335
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,327
But destroying the ball will destroy us!
336
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,287
Then jam it in a hole!
337
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,705
What hole? We're in the middle
of the school! There are no holes!
338
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,672
Sweet cheese, you're standing on one!
339
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,630
The Sorcerer's Hole! I can't.
340
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,079
But every time I don't jam the ball,
I kill the world.
341
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,876
Gettin' real tired of killing the world.
342
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:35,169
Then jam it!
343
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,500
Mmm-hm. Why not? It's just a dream, right?
344
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,633
That's the spirit!
345
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,375
How do I open this thing?
346
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,748
For the love of... Use the Sorcerer's Key!
347
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:46,044
Oh. Right.
Forgot about the Sorcerer's Key...
348
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:50,882
But if this isn't a dream...
349
00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:53,169
It's a dream! Just jam the ball already!
350
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,920
I told you at the Game Hole!
I told you at Mt. Chuck!
351
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,960
How many times do I have to tell you?
352
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,671
Right! Jammin' the ball. One thing:
353
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:02,250
I never mentioned the Game Hole
or Mt. Chuck in this dream.
354
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,253
-Turn the key!
-I mean, I told you about
355
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,463
those dreams in other dreams,
but not this dream.
356
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:09,792
-Turn! The key!
-Yeah, now I'm thinkin' "no."
357
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:16,832
Open that hole and... jam the ball!
358
00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:17,827
Yeeps!
359
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,039
Ninja-Best-Friend-Block!
360
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,078
Gotta get out of this dream loop!
361
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,251
What am I doing?
It'll just blast me into another dream!
362
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,383
I need to stop dreaming!
I have to wake up!
363
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:35,918
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
364
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,670
(grunting)
365
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,000
McBubbleBurp: Wake Up and Taste It.
366
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,583
-Wha-pow!
-Taste It... and Wake Up?
367
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,787
Holy cheese.
That might just be wonk enough to work!
368
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,577
Now we're in fizznezz!
369
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:02,884
Uh...
370
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,537
(burps)
371
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:17,749
(laughs)
Nice burp, Cunningham.
372
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,424
Hm, when did we have hummus?
373
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,080
Howard? I... I'm awake?
374
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,626
Of course! When you burp
in your sleep you wake up!
375
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:25,379
Uh, yeah. Everybody knows that.
376
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,328
I'm back! I'm back!
It's all good! Randy's back, baby!
377
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,787
Well, it's not all good.
378
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,995
-What the juice am I doing?
-The best I can tell,
379
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,583
is you're about to open Sorcerer's Hole
and throw the ball.
380
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,997
And you were gonna let me?
381
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:41,043
In my defense,
you seemed pretty determined.
382
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,785
Put the cereal down and help me!
383
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,247
Huh?
384
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:04,674
Huh?
385
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,130
Did you see that? I mean, you know,
of course, you saw it.
386
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,918
I saw it. You saw it. We saw it together.
387
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,170
The ball was controlling my dreams
the whole time,
388
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,500
but my subconscious knew
a burp would set me free!
389
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:17,213
Oh right, your subconscious is a hero.
What about me?
390
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,751
-What about you?
-Oh, man!
391
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:23,754
How fast did I house that bowl of cereal?
That thing didn't stand a chance.
392
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,214
That was some professional work.
Am I right?
393
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,331
(Randy) Good to be back, buddy.
Good to be back... buddy.
394
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:34,210
(upbeat music playing)
395
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:51,129
(theme music playing)
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