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-♪ Go, Ninja! ♪- (Randy) I was chosen
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to protect my schoolfrom the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja. I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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Ugh.
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Thanks for the ride, Uncle Sledge!
Sorry about your seats!
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(sirens blaring)
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You didn't tell me
we were bringing purses!
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-It's not a purse! It's a bag.
-You didn't tell me we were bringing bags!
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We aren't. I just needed something
to put the sorcerer ball in.
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That thing made Booray monster
out and go on a rampage
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and you bring it
to Julian's birthday party?!
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Wow. That is epically unsmart, Cunningham.
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There's no such thing as "unsmart."
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Says the guy who brought a sorcerer ball
to Julian's birthday party.
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What was I supposed to do?
I couldn't leave it at home.
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-Why not?
-Why not? I'll tell ya why not.
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What if a raccoon broke into my room
and swiped the powerball.
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But he's got little hands
so he can't hold it so good,
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so he drops it, boom,
right into the sewer and an alligator...
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Stop! Just stop, Cunningham!
That would never happen.
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You're right. Because the ball's with me!
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At Julian's party. Un-unsmart! Me!
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-Axe.
-You are making a huge mistake!
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If you don't get in Sinjin Knightfire's
Magic Funporium right now!
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Ugh. Magic. I hate this place.
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Why did we R.S.V.P. to this?
We are leaving right after cake.
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Come on, Howard.
This is Juilian's birthday party.
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Julian. He's one
of our best... classmates.
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Ooh! Is this my birthday present?
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Hands off, Julian!
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This is something un-present-like.
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Ooh. Un-present-like. How mysterious-ish.
Tell me more.
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Or we could change the subject.
Let's talk birthday.
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It's a magic party. (laughs)
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I'm something
of an amateur illusionist myself.
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I mean, I'm no Sinjin Knightfire...
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Is this your card?
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-It is! That's my card!
-(applause)
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Is this your card?
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I didn't pick a card.
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I'll never be a great magician.
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You couldn't be a worse magician.
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(whimpering)
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My birthday's ruined! Ruined!
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-(sobbing)
-What? He literally couldn't be worse.
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You should go apologize.
But since you won't, I'll go after him.
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(chuckles) Classic us.
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Julian? You OK?
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(Julian sobbing)
Depends. Is this your card?
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And again, I haven't picked a card yet.
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(wheezing)
Forget it, Randy. I'm a failure.
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Do you want to... talk about it?
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Oh, I couldn't.
My love of magic started when I was four.
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-(groans)
-Or was it three?
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-(groans)
-Better be safe and start at two.
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(groans) Oh, Nomicon. Thank cheese.
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(screaming)
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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(grunts)
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In ancient times,
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a poor and wretched Peddlerstumbled upon a great evil.
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-(thunder crashing)
-(evil laughter)
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Weak of will and temptedby the awesome power,
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he gave himself to the darkness.
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And the Sorcerer came to be.
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OK, that ball is bad news.
I'll just run it home,
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stash it under my bed
and be back before cake.
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What the juice?! Julian...Julian?!
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Howard, I think Julian has the bag.
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You let Julian hold the bag?
I wanna hold the bag!
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I didn't let him... erg.
I can't talk about this now.
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Julian! Julian!
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Do you mind! We're making memories here!
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I'm flying!
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Gah! Always check the Lost and Found!
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-(mumbling)
-Julian? Buddy? Y'OK?
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You don't feel weird
or strange or evil-ish?
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Evil-ish? Heavens no.
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I'm just gonna take this.
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(grunts)
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(sobs)
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(evil laughter)
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Don't look at me like that. I got it back.
Just gotta get it out of here!
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What are you doing? Come on!
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I'm not going anywhere until you admit
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that bringing that ball to this party
was a terrible idea.
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(Knightfire on PA) Guestsof Julian's birthday party,
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there is no escape... from fun!
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In my illusionarium!
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Probably should'a waited
till we got outside
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to rub it in your face.
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Join me for a voy-yajinto the world of mah-jeek.
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(evil chuckle)
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Ace of spades, ace of clubs,
ace of hearts, ace of diamonds... doves!
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(gasps)
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Master Knightfire.
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As the birthday boy,
I have a special request!
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-(whispering)
-Uh-huh. I love it. I'm on it.
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(electronic music)
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I am Sinjin Knightfire!
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(scattered cheering)
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Welcome to the magical world of magic.
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For my first trick,
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I'm going to need a volunteer
from the audience.
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Hold on,
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is there a Rand-y Cunning-ham...
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Randy Cunningham in the audience?
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I can't go up there!
I have to hold the bag!
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Randy! Randy! Randy!
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(all) Randy! Randy! Randy!
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Relax, I'll watch the bag...
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if you admit you shouldn't have brought
that thing in the first place!
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Never! Just gonna slouch it out.
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Right over here. This is him.
Randy Cunningham! Here he is!
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-(groans)
-This is the box of transference.
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A portal betwixt
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our world and another.
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You wanna leave your purse at your seat?
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It's not a purse. And I can't.
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Fine. Suit yourself.
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I will place him in the box.
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And banish him from our plane...
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Aah.
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(mild applause)
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(mumbles)
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-Tada!
-(audience gasps)
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All right, put your hands together
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-for the box of transference.
-(applause)
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-It's gone! My bag!
-What bag?
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-Ugh. My purse?
-I dunno kid. OK?
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What happens in the box of transference
stays in the box of transference.
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Now beat it.
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-(applause)
-(evil laugh)
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I lost it. I lost the sorcerer ball
and I have no idea where it is.
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-(thunder rumbles)
-I think I know where it is.
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Lightning? I don't do lightning.
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But I do!
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Applaud before me,
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for I am the greatest
magician in the universe!
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(evil laugh)
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-(screeching)
-(screaming)
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(shouting)
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-(screams)
-You are making a huge mistake!
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That is exactly what I said.
Didn't I, Cunningham?
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-(yelling)
-Cunningham?
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A doorway to another dimension!
And I opened it! Me!
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-(laughs)
-Smokebomb!
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Julian, this isn't you!
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You're a regular weirdo.
Not a wonkin' shoobiopath!
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I am a master of magic!
And no one can deny my power!
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Um... Missed me. (grunts)
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Ninja! Save us!
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Little held up here!
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Booo!
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Ahh! Also save me, too!
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-(screeching)
-Ninja leap!
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(growls)
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Ninja boom ball!
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Thanks, Ninja!
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Watch it! Huh?
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Hey! Found your purse! Ball's gone.
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(evil laughter)
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Welcome, evil ones.
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-H'oh boy. That's not good.
-(screaming)
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Ninja ring!
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-Thanks for saving us, Ninja!
-(screaming)
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Ninja?! Need to be saved again!
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Thanks for coming to my party.
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Oh!
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Ninja sai! Ninja sai!
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(screeching)
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-Yah!
-There's nothing you can do.
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I'm a great magician. No! I'm a sorcerer!
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It's not you, it's the ball!
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I'll have to remember
to thank Randy Cunningham
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for the best birthday present ever.
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Ninja ball-slap!
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(gasps)
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(groans)
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My regards to the Land of Shadows.
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Howard! The ball! Get the ball!
But don't touch it!
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Get it. Don't touch it.
You got a lotta rules, Ninja.
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The bag, use the bag!
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-You mean the purse?
-Fine, yes, the purse.
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(grunts) Hey Julian! Trade ya.
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-Howard, no!
-Howard, yes!
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Ninja for the ball?
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-(yells)
-Give it here.
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Catch.
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(grunting)
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(yelps)
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(screams)
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-Ninja scarf save!
-(screaming)
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Let go of the bag!
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It's my birthday present!
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It's not your present.
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(evil laugh)
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Whoa.
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-(grunting)
-Julian?
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Did I miss cake?
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My Illusionarium!
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You can forget
about your security deposit, kid.
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So I'm gonna... smokebomb!
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So you're saying I was right
and you owe me for saving your cheese.
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I am not saying either
of those things. But thanks.
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I never should have brought
that ball to the party.
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I thought I could protect it,
but instead I put everyone in danger.
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Epically unsmart.
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Cunningham, that is not a word.
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Kinda wish I didn't throw the ball
into the land of shadows though.
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-That's probably a bad thing.
-Which is why I didn't let you.
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Hmm?
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(gasps)
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Take this thing and hide it
in a place no one will ever look.
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Not your underwear drawer.
Because I look there.
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Howard, you are the cheese...
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But, wait, if you had the ball
what was in the bag?
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(evil laugh)
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(screams)
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(roars)
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Only the true bros shall pass.
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-(video game beeps)
-(slurps)
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(groans) Howard! Ditch the fizz!
Dragon-fist at four o'clock!
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I'm on it!
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Aw, I'm soaked to the phone!
Incoming sparkling water zing!
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(grunting)
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-Look out, there's a mine.
-I know! I'm gonna... Just did!
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You have made dragon cry fiery tears!Now entering Level Zero!
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Cunningham, we're about to beat
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Grave Puncher: Dragon Punch:Quad Fist Bro-dition, together!
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We are so in sync right now!
Punching as one. Kicking as one.
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-We're even finishing each others...
-Burritos!
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-Burritos? We don't even have...
-Have burritos!
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Man, we are on fire!
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(bell dinging)
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Ahh! There's a monster on the loose!
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Everyone stay in the hole!
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Skee-cash-cow, man. Skee-cash-cow.
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Gotta ninj. BRB, buddy.
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Ah! What about Level Zero?
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Hm. Play with Bucky till I get back.
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(chuckles)
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(gasps) You would have me
bro-dish with another?
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-(kids screaming)
-Howard! I have to go!
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-(grunts)
-You're sure? Like sure sure?
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I've never been so sure-sure
of anything in my life-life!
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You "bro" you want to!
249
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,749
Replacement friend zing!
250
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:25,884
Fine. But if we lose,
you're buying me lunch.
251
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:28,289
Also if we win, you're buying me lunch.
252
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:31,669
-(roars)
-Ahhh!
253
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,500
Let's do this!
254
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,540
Ninja Flute Girl kick!
255
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,881
-(roars)
-Oh. That was my guts.
256
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,329
(screams)
257
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:48,042
Why is Flute Girl attacking...
what's that girls name?
258
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,245
Plays the clarinet.
259
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,583
I think her name's "Claire."
Or maybe it's "Annette."
260
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,037
-My name is Rachel!
-Rachel!
261
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,535
Nah, that can't be right.
262
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:58,995
Stevens gave me a trombone lesson
and Flute Girl lost her cheese!
263
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,963
(roars)
264
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,788
Huh? Stevens! I should'a known!
265
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,462
Stevens, you gotta cool it
with all the tom-cattin'.
266
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:10,792
Flute Girl gets jealous!
267
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,705
-(roars)
-(screams)
268
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,962
-(plays note)
-Ninja trombone slash!
269
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,541
(gasps)
270
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,671
You good? You good?
Is everybody good?
271
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,420
Good. Smokebomb!
272
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,330
I'm not good.
273
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,667
-(video game beeping)
-(grunting)
274
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,130
Hey buddy, I'm back!
275
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,538
Craziest thing: did you know
that clarinet girl's name is Rachel?
276
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:39,955
You have extincted all the dragons!Maximum high five four times!
277
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,921
-We did it?
-You did it?
278
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,920
-(cheering)
-With him?
279
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,380
That's me! I'm the him!
280
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,788
-(laughter)
-Wow.
281
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:52,665
Uh, you won. Without me.
That's, uh, really the cheese.
282
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,250
Actually, it's "hold the cheese."
283
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,833
(laughs) Am I right?
284
00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,537
Sorry, buddy. Inside joke.
285
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,875
Guess you had to brie there!
Hold-the-cheese zing!
286
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:06,999
(laughs) Speaking of, I believe
somebody owes me nachos.
287
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:11,043
Owes? I wouldn't say I owes you
nachos. I can spot you nachos.
288
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:12,995
'Chos for my bro!
289
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,833
(gasps)
290
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,997
You're mooching off Bucky now?
291
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,543
Shall we adjourn to the Food Hole,
my good Hensletter?
292
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,245
We shall, my good Weinerman.
293
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,713
(laughing)
294
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,752
Hey, that's cool.
295
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:28,254
Save me a seat, OK? I'll meet you there.
296
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,583
Aww.
297
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,422
(cell phone ringing)
298
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,580
-Hey man, you coming over or what?
-Be right there.
299
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,577
I just gotta take care
of this spider problem.
300
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,127
Ninja slice!
301
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:45,381
Yes! Ew!
302
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,458
Buf! So gross...
303
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:50,832
What's the matter,
you got "attack-nophobia"? Ha!
304
00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:54,167
Spider zing.
Hensletter's gonna love that one.
305
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,130
Did Howard just zing?
306
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,578
(groans)
307
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,707
(bell ringing)
308
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,332
Sorry I didn't call you back.
309
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,287
I was up all night wringing
spider goo outta my underpants.
310
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,075
No worries. I held my own cheese.
311
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,786
(chuckles) Held my own cheese.
312
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:13,495
Yeah, still don't get that.
So did you like go to bed early? Or...
313
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:16,253
-What happened?
-There he is! Big Dave!
314
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,883
You left this at my place last night.
315
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,710
Thanks, Howard.
That was an epic jam session.
316
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,132
We still on for tonight?
317
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,958
I'll SMS you with the deetelios!
318
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:26,671
Um! You jammed
with Accordion Dave last night?!
319
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,750
No! Accordion Dave
jammed with me. And Bucky.
320
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:32,424
What?! But we were supposed to hang out!
321
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,630
You were off ninja-ing!
322
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,539
Was I supposed to sit
around and wait for you?
323
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:39,745
Yes! I mean, no, not wait.
Just, sit by yourself not doing anything.
324
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,044
Hey, you were the one who said
I should bro-dish with Bucky.
325
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,995
I did say that...
326
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,463
What up, Pradeep?
You still holding that cheese?
327
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:49,502
You know that I am! Pew-pew! Ha-ha!
328
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,423
Pradeep was there too?!
329
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,460
You know that he was... now.
330
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:54,882
I can't believe this!
331
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:58,169
What the juice, Cunningham,
are you jealous?
332
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,040
(laughs) Jealous?
333
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,495
I don't know
what that word means,
334
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,083
The meaning...
What does it mean?
335
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,826
What is... whoa,
the Nomicon's buzzing. I gotta take this.
336
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:08,037
Mm. I didn't hear any buzzing.
337
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:12,535
Yeah, I have it on vibrate...
It has that. And I felt it. It vibrated.
338
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,955
Jealous. Please, Nomicon.
339
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,381
Why would I be jealous?
I'm the Ninja.
340
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,167
Bucky? Accordion Dave? Pradeep?!
341
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,330
And what's with "hold the cheese."
What does that even mean?
342
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,920
(roars)
343
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,789
"The jealous dragon slays
what it should protect."
344
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,165
Wait, wait, wait. You think I'm jealous?
345
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:50,080
I am not jealous! Maybe you're jealous!
346
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:54,129
Ohhhh, this isn't about jealousy.
347
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,038
It's about me protecting
Howard from his false bros!
348
00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:00,415
(chuckles) Man, Howard is lucky
to have a friend like me!
349
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,960
So if there's nothing else,
350
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,881
I got a complicated plan
to set in motion...
351
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,919
do some protecting... (chuckles)
352
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:09,464
Anytime. I'm ready to blow.
353
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:13,251
Whenever you're ready to...
I'm good to... goooo!
354
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:17,133
(playing off-beat)
355
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,038
Hey buddy, whatcha doin',
havin' some lunch?
356
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,165
Oh. Cunningham. I thought
you were in the Nomicon.
357
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,960
The guys sent me a note
asking me to eat with them.
358
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,081
So why don't you come with?
359
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,706
I wouldn't want to intrude...
360
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,582
Any bro of mine is a bro of theirs.
361
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,537
(giggles)
362
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,325
Oh. Looks like my fellas
are running a little late.
363
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:53,787
Or...they stood you up! So un-Bruce!
364
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:57,705
Wow, a harsh but necessary way
of teaching you who your true bro is.
365
00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:01,712
I know who my true bro is: you.
What's goin' on with that pickle?
366
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,082
Uh...Wait, but...what about Bucky
367
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,166
and the jam session
and "hold the cheese"?
368
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,170
Those guys are just casual bros,
for when you're not around.
369
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,330
What's the status of that burger?
370
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,750
-Wonder where those guys are anyway.
-Hmm.
371
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,499
(sighs)
372
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,923
Why would Howard send us notes
telling us to meet him on the roof
373
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,880
if he wasn't going to be here?
374
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:27,959
Hey. Howard, I got your note.
375
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:31,881
(stuttering) Don't let that door lock!
It's note what you think!
376
00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:34,879
Betrayed by our new friend zing!
377
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,458
(squeaking)
378
00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:43,249
(sniffs)
379
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,083
Mmmm! Jealousy.
380
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,206
Anguish. Despair.
381
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:53,581
It's a veritable buffet... of betrayal!
382
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,577
(evil laughter)
383
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,037
-(door clicking)
-(gasps)
384
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,665
I think someone's coming!
385
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,330
I knew Howard wouldn't let us down!
386
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,960
(all gasp)
387
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,826
Can't believe those guys bailed on me.
388
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,667
Yeah. About that...
389
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:17,002
(roaring)
390
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,460
-Bucky? Dave? Pradeep?
-(growling)
391
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:27,922
-What the juice is going on?
-Howard, hide! I'll handle this!
392
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:31,001
Not that any of it is my fault.
Not in any way at all.
393
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,253
(yelling)
394
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,673
-(yells)
-Mine!
395
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,250
Ninja casual bro kick!
396
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,830
Hands off, boys. He's with me!
397
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,827
-Never let me go, Ninja.
-I never will, buddy.
398
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,537
(shouts)
399
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:51,995
How do I de-stank them?
What do Casual Bros hold most dear?
400
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,753
(all) Howaaarrd!
401
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,134
Huh? Oh no. No, no, no, no, no!
402
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,828
-I have to destroy...
-(shouting)
403
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,877
-...Howard?!
-(yells)
404
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,629
-What was that?
-This can't be right!
405
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:06,709
I mean, it makes Ninja-sense.
But it doesn't make much bro-sense.
406
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,752
And absolutely no biffer-sense!
407
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,134
-Ow!
-Come on, guys!
408
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,828
This is so not "hold the cheese"!
409
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,077
Still don't get that. (gasps)
410
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,833
"The jealous dragon slays
what it should protect."
411
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,627
I was jealous! Me. Randy.
412
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,789
Only a Randy
can protect a Howard!
413
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,825
-(growls)
-Punching.
414
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,497
-(yells)
415
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,793
(Randy)
Hold the cheese, monsters!
416
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,880
Ha. Hold the cheese.
417
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:38,959
It's not Howard you should be angry with.
It's me, Randy Cunningham! I was jealous.
418
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,381
I sent the notes. I lured you to the roof.
419
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,128
This is your fault?!
420
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,041
Well, I wouldn't say "fault".
421
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,825
-(all roaring)
-(screams)
422
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,457
It's my fault! It's my fault!
423
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,422
(whimpering)
424
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,213
I can't believe it's only Wednesday.
425
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,130
You guys can still hang out with Howard.
I'm totally cool with it!
426
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:03,998
Uh-huh. No way. Forget it.
427
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,963
I need a nice safe friend. Like a kitten.
428
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:10,251
That sounds purr-fect!
Let's do it right meow!
429
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,753
Scared of getting
between Randy and Howard Zing!
430
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:16,464
I told you to bro-dish with Bucky,
but when you did it, I lost my cheese.
431
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,002
-I acted like a real shoob.
-Yeah, you did.
432
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,633
But you're my best shoob.
433
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,381
Ah!
434
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:30,884
(panting)
435
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,542
I'll never leave you hanging again.
436
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,625
-(horn sounds)
-(roars)
437
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:37,709
Uh...
438
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,672
You're gonna leave me
hanging now, aren't you?
439
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,500
I sure am. (exclaims)
440
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:46,211
(chuckles) Stevens. What a tomcat.
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