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-♪ Go, Ninja! ♪- (Randy) I was chosen
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to protect my schoolfrom the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja. I am Randy Cunningham!
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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And here you can see happy
McFist employees manufacturing
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some of your favorite
human fuels like McMeat Stache.
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-The moustache-flavored "meat snack."
-(students) Ooooh!
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Amazing! It tastes exactly like moustache.
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You don't know what moustache tastes like.
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Really? Have you kissed my nana
on the mouth? Because I have.
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-(groans)
-Ever stare up at the stars
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and wonder where sand comes from?
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-Find out at our next stop.
-Ooh! I'm a huge sand collector.
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Well, not huge sand. That'd just be rocks.
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(all groan)
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Ugh! I'm in my archenemy's lair.
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It's my chance to stop his next
evil scheme before it even starts.
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-And I'm stuck on this stupid tour.
-I'm enjoying this stupid tour.
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We're about to find out how sand is made.
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Face it. For once, there is no scheme.
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This is my favorite scheme ever!
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(groans) Hannibal,
I've worked day and night
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and broken every law of physics
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to build you a Time MacChine.
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You gonna tell me what you need it for?
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I am going back in time
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to buy every box of my favorite
discontinued breakfast cereal.
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Oh, heavens.
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I hated "Oh Heavens." I'm talking
"Atomic Cavity Sugar Blasters."
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(announcer) Atomic Cavity Sugar Blasters.
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They're nuke-licious!
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You think they'll be around forever,
then the next day, gone.
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(sighs) It really makes you think.
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This is a single use Time McChine.
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Are you sure you don't
wanna use it for something,
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I don't know, destroy-the-Ninja related?
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Hmm. Nope. I'm going with cereal.
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-Breakfast will never be the same.
-(beeps)
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That's how sand is made?
Did you have any idea?
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-None.
-(feedback whines)
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(McFist) This schemeis going to totally the game.
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It's going to be a real change gamer.
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(Viceroy) I think you mean game changer.
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Game changer! I love it. Hey,
what is that, some sort of button?
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Did you hear that?
McFist has a game changer.
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Do you know what that means?
He's found a way to destroy...
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Found a way to change games
without getting up from your bean bag.
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Or your thing.
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I need to get off this tram
and find that game changer.
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I'm going with you,
you know, in case it's my thing.
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Principal Slimovitz,
Randy and Howard are talking
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about sneaking off the tour.
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What the cheese, Doug?
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Thank you, Douglas,
for bringing this to my attention.
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Now unfortunately for Douglas,
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the only thing I hate
more than tour deserters
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is a tattletale.
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Everyone look at Doug.
Nowhere else, just at Doug.
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Don't worry about what
Randy and Howard are doing.
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Look at Doug.
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Doug's the one in trouble. Only Doug.
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(wailing)
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Bonked my knee. Yeah, that hurts.
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-(wailing)
-Howard, shh!
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-But whining makes it feel better.
-Stop it.
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Just at Doug. Nowhere else.
Everyone look at Doug. Look at Doug.
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(McFist) You know what
my favorite flavor was, Viceroy?
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Blue.
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There you go, sir.
I was able to scare up just enough heart
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to get in to send you there and back.
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Let's do this. Outstanding!
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Mr. McFist,there's a sorcerer on the phone for you.
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Isn't that always the way?
Every time you're about to cop a squat
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on the old time machine
an evil sorcerer calls?
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(groans)
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Hey, sorry about that.
Hope I didn't keep you waiting.
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You did!
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Usually people kind of let that one go.
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We made a deal, McFist.
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My freedom in exchange
for the super power of your choosing.
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I love that deal.
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(Sorcerer) But you continue to fail me!
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Perhaps it is time to find
another worthy of my reward.
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Whoa, whoa! Let's not say
things we can't take back.
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I've got a plan.
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Yep, yes, indeed. This one's a real beaut.
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I'm gonna get you out
of that hole today. Guaranteed.
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Guaranteed?
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This is your last chance, McFist.
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You just promised the Sorcerer
you'd get him out today.
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-How are you gonna do that?
-You'll think of something.
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-Now get thinking of something.
-Humph!
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Viceroy's lab.
The game changer's gotta be in here.
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Man, I hope so.
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Do you know how much time I would save
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if I didn't have to get up
to change my own games?
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Seconds, Cunningham, seconds.
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(McFist) I don't know why I answered that.
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(both grunt)
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Quick. In the porta potty.
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It's the same every time.
"Why haven't you destroyed the Ninja?
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I've been trapped in a hole
for 800 years. Boo-hoo!"
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What are you doing?
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Trying to program
this stupid techno toilet.
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Let's see. I'll lead off with a one.
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(gasps)
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-(stomach rumbles)
-Better make it a two.
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You're not doing that while I'm in here.
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Sorry. Can't wait. (farts)
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Oh!
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False alarm. Just a one after all.
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-You're the worst kind of friend.
-(farts)
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No, it's a three.
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-What's a three?
-It's one plus two.
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Man, you are terrible at math.
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Oh, boy!
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Viceroy, what do you think?
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Don't I look groovy? Gotta blend in.
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I don't wanna blow
my cover as a time traveler.
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Where'd the Time MacChine go?
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Not "where?" When?
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Fine. When did the Time MacChine go?
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Just now. Didn't you see it?
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(groans)
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I can't believe you just did that.
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Why are you getting all weird?
It's natural.
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-What happened to Viceroy's lab?
-(both gasp)
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What happened to Norrisville?
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What the juice?
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Cunningham, what is this place?
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Welcome to Ye Olde Amusement Pit.
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Skibow, forsooth, skibow.
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(gasps) Howard, we're in Norrisville.
We went back in time.
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You mean that porta potty
was also a time machine?
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No, I think it was only a time machine.
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That explains why it wouldn't flush.
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-(loud rumbling)
-(gasps)
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-(man) It's a stampede!
-(screaming)
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Grab your kinfolk. Run!
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Come on, now get!
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Howard, you better hide. OK, no,
you're good? You're already hiding?
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Looks like I got here just in Ninja time.
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I don't know what the cheese is going on,
but it ends now.
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Ninja flip!
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Stank. But that would mean...
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-(cackling)
-(Randy) The Sorcerer!
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Aww, I just got that wagon respoked.
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OK, all right, OK. Yeah, no, no, no.
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Looks like I'm fighting the Sorcerer
today. That's not a big deal.
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Holy cheese,
I'm fighting the Sorcerer today!
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Ninja battle rap flip!
Ninja battle rap flip!
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Ninja battle rap flip!
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Ninja, this will not be your day.
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(screaming)
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(screams)
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(grunts, gasps)
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(grunting)
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My clan has chased you
across many lands.
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Finally, the terror
you began begins to end now.
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No, wait. Wait.
What does that mean exactly?
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Fingers. Standing on my fingers.
(screaming)
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You're not the Sorcerer.
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No cheese, man. I'm the Ninja.
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Impossible! There is but one Ninja,
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and I am he.
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Wait a minute. Back in time,
sorcerers, bottomless pit,
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crazy Nomicon jabber. W.T. juice?
You're the first Ninja!
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You dropped me.
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I was going to trap
the Sorcerer in this hole forever.
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The plan you have undone
can now never be done.
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You've doomed us all! Jerk!
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Doomed us all?
I think you're exaggerating a little.
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I mean, it's not like I just
wonked up the future, right?
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(grunts) Oh, boy.
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(Sorcerer) McFist has failed me
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for the last time.
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I must find a way
out of this miserable hole!
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(chattering)
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What the juice? I'm free.
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(cackling) I'm free!
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(screaming)
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(Randy) Come on,
First Ninja. It's not that bad.
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We'll fix this together.
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My brothers made
the ultimate sacrifice in the battle
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to defeat the Sorcerer.
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And in one moment,
you have wrought our destruction.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! I was fighting
the Sorcerer until you kicked me.
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If anyone hath wrought
anyone's destruction,
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you hath wrought it. Huh?
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Ninja, thank cheese I found you.
That barrel filled with pickles.
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Well, not anymore.
I'm filled with pickles. (burps)
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-Who's the fanboy?
-That's the First Ninja.
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-I call him First Ninja. Ow!
-Hey!
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Stop talking! I must visualize our dilemma
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if I am to actualize the solution.
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-This guy talks like the Nomicon .
-I know, right?
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-Ninja!
-What is it, my trusty squire Plop Plop?
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(both laughing)
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Why are they laughing?
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Your name. Plop Plop. It's fantastic.
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-What do they call you?
-Howard.
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Howard? That's a girl's name.
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-(laughing)
-(Plop Plop) That's a girl's name.
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Enough! My trap has failed.
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Plop Plop,
did you retrieve the Tengu Stone?
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About the stone, the Sorcerer got it.
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-Whoa.
-(screaming)
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You have failed, Ninja.
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The stone is finally mine.
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I will harness its power
and enslave you all.
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(laughing)
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-So that seems bad.
-Ohhh!
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(panting)
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OK, one, you gotta teach me
how to do that.
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And two, we could fix this.
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He's right. This is what he does.
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He messes things up
and then he fixes them.
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-What do you do?
-I point out the fact that he messed up
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and tell him he has to fix it.
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-What?
-Stop it!
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Sh! Settle. I get myself
into these little dillies A.T.T.
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♪ All the time ♪
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We'll just ask the NinjaNomicon .
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-What is that?
-Oh! You are in for a treat.
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You're gonna love theNomicon .
You talk just like it.
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Come, my friend, shoob with me.
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-So.
-Yeah.
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The NinjaNomiconis the combined
wisdom of every ninja ever.
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It knows, like, everything.
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So, Nomicool ,
we got a sorcerer on the loose.
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He's armed with a super
powerful secret stone. What do you got?
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Here we go. Here we go.
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"You cannot right the future
until you write the past."
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-Uh-huh.
-You don't know what that means, do you?
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I do not.
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(cackling)
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-Oh, boy.
-(both gasp)
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(Randy) Whoa!
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My first name is Plop.
My last name was already Plop.
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No, no, no! The Nomicon is disappearing.
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I think by wonking up the past,
we shoobed the future.
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Most fun I've had in 800 years.
243
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,960
(laughing) Hmm.
244
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,879
-(door opens)
-How can I be of service,
245
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,379
O Spooky One?
246
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:22,133
I need a lift. (cackling)
247
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:25,168
(laughs)
248
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,170
Oh.
249
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:34,332
(screaming)
250
00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:36,707
(cackling)
251
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,751
And the next stop on our tour of...
252
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,247
Onward!
253
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,503
Principal Slimovitz,
some guy just destroyed our tour guide.
254
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,543
Really, Doug?
255
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:02,075
Tattling on an evil wizard,
did we not just discuss this?
256
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,876
-(muttering)
-Work faster!
257
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:07,249
I guaranteed the Sorcerer
he'd be free today.
258
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,673
It's not my fault you made
a promise you can't keep.
259
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,210
-You can't keep.
-(intercom buzzes)
260
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:14,501
Mr. McFist,there's a Mr. Sorcerer here to see you.
261
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:15,633
Sorcerer?
262
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:23,631
Hey, you're... Hey!
263
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:28,379
I didn't believe
your ridiculous guarantee.
264
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:29,828
But you did it,
265
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,327
and I'm free.
266
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,627
Yep, I did it. All me.
267
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:36,959
-You did it?
-Didn't I? Didn't I, Viceroy?
268
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:39,131
Bring him to me!
269
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,378
-Bring who to you?
-The Ninja!
270
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,578
I want him to look me in the eye
271
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,747
and know all is lost.
272
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:49,964
-Oh, you did it all right.
-Oooh!
273
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,421
(chattering)
274
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:56,254
I have lost. I am defeated.
275
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,173
OK, I admit this looks bad,
276
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,540
but we can't give up.
277
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,875
-I'm down for giving up.
-Me too. Let's all give up.
278
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,919
-Come on, you stopped this guy once.
-No, I didn't.
279
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,790
Where I come from, you did.
280
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,915
Where you come from no longer exists.
281
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,630
I have battled
the Sorcerer my entire life.
282
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:15,249
Now with the Tengu Stone,
he is unstoppable.
283
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,793
When you have given all you have,
you have nothing left to give.
284
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,455
I quit.
285
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:21,922
We're Ninjas. We never quit.
286
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,460
I can't believe he just quit.
287
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,632
He's first Ninja. He's a legend.
288
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,579
Fine, if he won't help...
289
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,667
Don't. I know what you're gonna say.
290
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,170
You're gonna be all,
"Howard, looks like it's up to us."
291
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,420
I'm not gonna say that.
292
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,210
-You're not?
-No.
293
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:39,631
-'Cause you just did.
-I didn't mean to.
294
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,829
(screaming)
295
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:49,922
We'll need food if we're going
to start an underground resistance.
296
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,250
Grab all the chicken you can
and sides. Don't forget the sides.
297
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:57,083
He just wants to see the Ninja.
So we'll show him the Ninja.
298
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,956
And action!
299
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,541
What the juice?
It's Ninja time. Smoke bomb.
300
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,075
-Perfect!
-This is never gonna work.
301
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,745
(cackling)
302
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,375
Yoo-hoo, Sorcerer.
303
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,326
Ninja air fist.
304
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,003
(whistling)
305
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,920
Ninja kick!
306
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,666
Ninja slice. Ninja slice. Ninja slice.
307
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,583
So, Ninja,
308
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:43,537
you must be desperate
to start a fight you cannot win.
309
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,915
I don't need to win.
I was just distracting you long enough
310
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,170
to snatch the stone. Now it's gone.
311
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,580
-You'll never see it again.
-(whistles)
312
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:54,789
-Got the stone.
-Oh, boy.
313
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,955
Prepare to be destroyed.
314
00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,581
So do you get destroyed first?
315
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,537
Or me? How we gonna do this?
316
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,165
Hey, Howard, buddy, remember that time
317
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,880
when we accidentally released the Tengu,
318
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,539
and it flew up your butt
and turned you into a bird demon?
319
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:12,165
Oh, yeah.
I never ever wanna do that again.
320
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,790
You never will.
You never will after right now.
321
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:16,325
Ninja sacred stone stab!
322
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:21,375
(screaming)
323
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,833
You cannot defeat me, Ninja.
324
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,917
I can't, but we can.
325
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,630
The Tengu
and the Ninja suit are forever linked.
326
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,246
Ninja remote control Tengu punch!
327
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,170
Four can play at this game.
328
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,793
Relax, Howard. This is just you and me
329
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:51,415
-playing Grave Puncher back home.
-(roars)
330
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,920
Ow! I was not ready.
331
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,790
Now I'm ready. Ninja punch.
332
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,921
That was my guts. He got me in my guts.
333
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,750
What?
334
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,794
"To write the future,
335
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,325
you must write the past."
336
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:18,537
-Are you talking to me, or...?
-Shut up, Plop Plop.
337
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,035
Battle rap!
338
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:38,035
-(cackling)
-(Randy screaming)
339
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,535
Howard.
340
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,785
(laughs) Oh!
341
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:57,209
Hey, First Ninja! You're back. Yes!
342
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:58,331
Ninja never say quit.
343
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:08,077
No! (screaming)
344
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,077
(grunts, gasps)
345
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:16,166
Ninja!
346
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,542
Oh! I can't hold this forever, guys.
347
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:25,575
Only when the stone is made
whole will the hole be made stone.
348
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,287
Sweet cheese!
What the juice are you talking about?
349
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,625
We've got to return
the bird demon to the stone.
350
00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:35,669
-Way ahead of you, First Ninj.
-What?
351
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,630
-What are you doing?
-Relax. This worked last time.
352
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:40,379
Pretty sure it's gonna work now.
353
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,542
(wincing)
354
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:50,075
Ow! That hurt the bottom of my feet!
355
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:58,499
(cackling)
356
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:01,423
McFist guarantees he's gonna get me out
357
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,080
-of here today.
-(squeaks)
358
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:06,916
Yeah, I don't believe him, either. (sighs)
359
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,210
-(Howard panting)
-(Randy) You did good, buddy.
360
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,791
-You did real good.
-Seriously!
361
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,575
I never wanna do that again.
Promise me, Cunningham.
362
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,327
I can't do that.
363
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,037
The Sorcerer broke my spirit,
364
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,455
but you showed me
what it means to be a true hero.
365
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,712
-It was very...
-Bruce?
366
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,542
Bruce. I like that.
367
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,825
Look, I'm gonna need you to write down
everything you know.
368
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:30,627
Believe it or not,
things don't always go as smoothly
369
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:33,629
-as they did today.
-You got it, Ninja.
370
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:39,919
(clicking tongues)
371
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,500
You fought bravely today. I will name
all of my daughters in your honor.
372
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,883
(snickering) Howard.
373
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,629
And every time I go to the bathroom,
374
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,959
I will remember you, Plop Plop.
375
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,041
Speaking of,
let's get back to the portal potty.
376
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,245
I gotta take a 21st century,
if you know what I mean.
377
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,673
Oh.
378
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,290
Ooh, there it is, right where we left it.
379
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,285
-Always the last place you look.
-(insect buzzing)
380
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,705
Whoa! I'm not going in there.
381
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:10,915
-So that was...
-Yeah.
382
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,330
Think everything's back to normal?
383
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,417
Only one way to find out.
384
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,580
Principal Slimovitz, Randy's sleeping.
385
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,077
Really, Doug, really?
386
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,375
(gasps)
387
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,577
Now it is your turn to write history.
388
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,787
So Bruce!
389
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:38,745
(theme music plays)
390
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,461
Chirp.
391
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:02,035
(First Ninja) Shut up, Plop Plop.
392
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,041
Well...
393
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:09,084
What we got here?
394
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,166
(Sorcerer cackling)
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