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-♪ Go, Ninja! ♪- (Randy) I was chosen
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to protect my schoolfrom the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja. I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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(Howard) Launch day, Cunningham!
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Weeks of waiting.
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Hours of standing.
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The McSatchle 299.99
is finally within our grasp!
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This satchel is going to change
everything!
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When people see we got a McSatchle,
they'll worship our cheese!
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(both) McSatchle 299.99!
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The two of us splitting one McSatchle
is the best idea we've ever had!
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Yeah, about that...
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Since I'm putting in most of the money,
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I'll take the McSatchle
Monday through Friday,
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and you can have it weekends!
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Weekends?
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How can I rub it in everyone's face
if no one sees me with it?
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I'll see you with it!
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And I'll be so jealous!
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(crowd cheering)
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(both giggling)
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Ooh...
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Hello. One McSatchle 299.99, please!
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Hmm, that'll be $299.99.
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Uh, you know
we just wanted one of 'em, right?
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Oh... That's the price.
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See, I thought it was the version number.
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In that case, I'd like to change
our order to none McSatchles, please.
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How are people gonna worship our cheese
if we don't have a McSatchle?
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I figured out how we can get the cash!
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Took ya long enough!
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Yow! That's genius!
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We'll become movie stars!
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We'll have tons of money!
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No, Howard, I was talking about the sign.
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Wait, you wanna get jobs?
Feels kinda sitcom-y.
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I'm not crazy about it either.
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I'll be working for my sworn enemy.
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But on the other hand...
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(all) McSatchle!
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-(beeping)
-(whirring)
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Uh, what's with the riffraff, Viceroy?
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It's my latest plan to stop the Ninja!
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My plan! But I'll allow it.
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As you know, today is the launch
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of the most coveted satchel
in handbag history...
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The McSatchle.
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What, you mean this old thing?
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(dance music plays)
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My Punk-Bots have been programmed
to rouse rabble at the McSac Store.
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They'll lure the Ninja close,
and we'll hit him with my big surprise.
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Don't you mean my big surprise!
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Do you even know
what your big surprise is?
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Don't tell me! You'll ruin the surprise!
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Yeah!
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Let's disrupt some commerce, eh, lads?
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Rock-n-roll!
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It's raining pain!
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(laughing) That's not yours anymore.
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Thievery!
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(screaming)
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Give me that! Nice bag, pops.
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Random destruction!
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I had five minutes left on that meter!
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This is the hardest thing ever!
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We just have to stick it out until
we got enough money for a McSatchle!
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(man) Hey, tickie rippers.
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Report to the big room
for gum scraping duty.
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(chuckles)
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(grunts) I hate working, Cunningham!
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It's the Anti-Bruce!
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Just remember, we're in this together.
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To the end.
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-(humming sound)
-Oh, thank cheese!
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Nice timing, Nomicon!
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Why don't you get scraping,
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and I'll be there as soon
as humanly vloomp-able.
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What about "together to the end"?
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(bird coos)
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(both exclaiming)
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(screaming)
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"The gain is rarely worth the loss."
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NinjaNomicon, I'm trying to get a bag
that will make people worship our cheese,
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so if we could do
this whole gainy-lossy thing later,
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that would be Brucely appreciated.
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Ah! Stop that! Stop it!
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Stupid Shoobingham,
leaving me to scrape gum
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while he's in the bathroom
shloompin' his Nomicon.
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What'cha doin'?
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What's it look like I'm doin'?
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I'm on a treasure hunt!
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McFist hid video game tokens
under random wads of gum!
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I've found five so far!
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For serious?
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Can I take a scrape at it?
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Be my guest.
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Nope. Nope.
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-Nope, nope...
-(video game plays)
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The McFist-A-Plex
McManager's Lounge will give us
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the perfect view of my robo-rousers.
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(grunts) You mean my robo-rousers!
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We still doing this?
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Keep scraping!
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Those tokens
aren't going to find themselves!
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That kid reminds me of someone.
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Someone I like.
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(chuckles) I found a quarter!
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I found a quarter!
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Oh, that's right... me!
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Son, how'd you like to be McManager?
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-But sir, I'm...
-Fired!
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That's what you are, Bryce!
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Now go take a smile somewhere else.
What's your name?
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Doesn't matter,
I'll call you "Young Hannibal."
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Hey, Howard, sorry about that.
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Nomicon was jabbering gains and losses
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and blah-blah...
Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
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I've been promoted.
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You made McManager?
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This is Bruce-diggity!
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Now we can slack off,
get paid and buy a McSatchle!
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Slappage!
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But first I'm gonna need you
to plunge the second floor bathroom
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and squeegee the butter traps.
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(laughing) Sure,
I'll get right on that, Mr. McManager.
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Or was it plunge the butter traps
and squeegee the bathroom?
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-(both laughing)
-Why don't I plunge and squeegee 'em both?
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Good call.
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(grunts) Huh?
Wait a second, you're serious?
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You said we should get jobs.
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Turns out my job is... being your boss.
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You are not the boss of me!
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This name tag says otherwise.
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That name tag says "Bryce"!
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Cunningham, please don't make me
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fire you before we've saved
enough for the McSatchle.
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And about that,
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now that I'm making more money than you,
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I'll be taking our McSatchle
Monday through Saturday.
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The juice you will!
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Don't worry.
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You can have it on Sundays.
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Well, every other Sunday.
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(groans)
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That butter trap
ain't gonna squeegee-plunge itself.
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(growls)
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(toilet flushes)
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(Howard) Ooh, sorry, Cunningham.
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That's next week's film.
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This week's is, Winky Face: The Movie.
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I probably should've checked
before you did all that.
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-Mmm.
-You are the jerkiest boss ever!
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Attention shoppers,
there's a sale on anarchy!
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-(laughing)
-Give me that!
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-(crying)
-Rock-n-roll!
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It's Ninja o'clock.
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Actually, your break's in 20 minutes,
so if Ninja o'clock could happen then,
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that'd be super.
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-(screaming)
-You cannot tell me when to Ninja!
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Hello. McManager.
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You know what? I quit.
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What about our McSatchle?
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There is no "our McSatchle"!
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(groans)
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-(Randy) Smokebomb!
-(grunts)
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(roaring)
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(grunting)
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Can't believe Cunningham
disrespected my cheese like that!
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(beeps)
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(giggling)
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Yes! My plan is working!
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Plan?
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I didn't see anything on the break room
bulletin board about a plan.
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Isn't this where you
spring "your" surprise?
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Of course, my surprise...
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Uh... Really excited about my surprise.
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Think you're gonna love it, and... Ohh.
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(all grunting)
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(karate yells)
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-(shouting)
-(groaning)
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-(stammering)
-Oh, I'll do it!
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-(device beeps)
-What?
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-(zipping sound)
-(gasps)
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-What the juice?
-(roars)
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Whoa! Did not see that coming.
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-Surprise!
-(roaring)
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Ninja Rings!
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Ninja Chain-sickle!
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Ninja what's going on?
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I constructed Giant
Punk-Bot's armor from McSatchle.
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Why would you do that?
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Because McSatchles are indestructible!
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(chuckling)
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Yeah... about that.
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In order to lower costs,
we went with a cheaper zipper.
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-It's highly destructible.
-You did what?
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Gee... Surprise!
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(gasps) I gotta tell Cunningham!
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Although he did disrespect my cheese.
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Hmm. What to do... What to do...
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-(groans)
-(roars)
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-(music plays)
-(laughing) Yeah!
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(music stops)
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Tengu Fire Ball.
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(grunting)
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Oh, boy.
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Yes! Eat 'Satchle, Ninja!
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-Hey, jerk, I need to tell you something.
-Hey, jerk, not listening.
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Why's Young Hannibal talking to the Ninja?
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That's against company policy!
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Listen, I'm not speaking to you either,
but I have to tell you this!
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What, Howard?
You need me to come back in there
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and beat the farts
out of the theater seats?
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No! Besides,
you can't do that. I fired you.
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You didn't fire me! I quit!
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Would you just listen to me!
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That thing's made out of McSatchles!
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And McFist skimped on the zips!
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So what you're saying is...
they tried to sell us horky McSatchles?
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I know!
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Also, you can probably beat
that thing by stabbing it in the zipper.
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Hey, buddy,
you just McManaged to save the day.
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Why do you say things like that?
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Huh! Yah!
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Ninja Slice!
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(unzipping sound)
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(shouting)
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Ninja Hot Balls!
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(screaming)
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Not rock-n-roll, mate.
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Hi-yah!
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-(gasps)
-Your plan failed.
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Not a surprise!
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So I got fired. (chuckles) Yeah.
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Turns out McFist has a very strict
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anti-chatting-up-the-Ninja policy.
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Sorry you lost your job, but I couldn't
have stopped that thing without you.
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-Hmm...
-(gasps)
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You know, it's weird.
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Usually the Nomicon's jibber-jabber
comes back to help me out,
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but not this time.
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(gasps)
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♪ Best friends ♪
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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We were so desperate to gain a McSatchle,
we almost lost our friendship.
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So not worth it.
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'Cause of the horky zips, right?
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Right, Howard. The horky zips.
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Friendship, now that's rock-n-roll.
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(Randy) That's awful!
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Your Uncle Nooge is going to jail
for a crime he didn't commit?
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You completely
missed the point of that story:
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I got two free tickets
to Whoopee World this weekend!
255
00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,627
-You in?
-So in!
256
00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:16,829
(chuckles) I was afraid you'd say that.
257
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:21,207
See, we both know that once we get
to Whoopee World, you'll spot McFist and
258
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,881
be all,
"He must be up to something..."
259
00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:24,749
McFist! He must be up to something!
260
00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:27,084
And then, boom, you're gone-zo.
261
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:30,206
And I'll look like a total shoob
standing there talking to myself.
262
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,081
Bup-bup-bup... Let me finish.
263
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,077
(quacks)
264
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,131
(man) No way!
265
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,958
It's my baby bro, Hannie!
266
00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:48,501
What brings you here, bro-mo-sapien?
267
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,083
Terry, I faxed you this morning!
268
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:53,746
Adam, dude,
why didn't you tell me I got a fax, man?
269
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:54,884
(burps)
270
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:56,579
(groans) This is awful.
271
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:59,207
-I hate coming here.
-You know the dealio.
272
00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:02,751
-Terry is the heir to McFist Industries.
-(flatulence under water)
273
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:05,674
Once a year he needs to sign
the company over to you.
274
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,630
That guy is not McFist's big brother.
275
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,789
-(squeaking sound)
-Wet willy, man!
276
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,665
That guy is so McFist's big brother!
277
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,750
(squirming)
Would you just sign the paper?
278
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:20,004
I wanna rap at 'cha first,
about something important.
279
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,003
(groans) Here comes the wind-power...
280
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,003
Wind power!
281
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:27,213
It's the future, man,
all the way from the past!
282
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:32,711
If we ran things on wind,
the whole world could take her breezy.
283
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,582
Sign the paper!
284
00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:37,789
-(burps)
-(groans)
285
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,285
I'll go get the backup
document from the hovercraft.
286
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,915
All right!
287
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,290
Grab a loofah,
you can scrub my can't-reachies!
288
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,881
Viceroy, I'll help you!
289
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,959
(chuckles) This is huge!
290
00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:51,211
If Terry doesn't sign that paper,
McFist will be gone
291
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,211
and I'll never have
to worry about him again!
292
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,131
Ninja Enemy Take Down!
293
00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,125
(humming)
294
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:01,078
(groans) Fine NinjaNomicon,
but make it fast!
295
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,880
"The unknown ally can be more
dangerous than the known enemy."
296
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:19,577
I hear ya, Nomicon, and normally I'd be
all "totally" but have you seen Terry?
297
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:24,127
This unknown ally isn't dangerous, he's
a majorly chill bree-brah, bro, you know.
298
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,998
(shouting)
299
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,290
No! Adam, stop it!
300
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,631
Ninja! What are you doin' here?
301
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:35,789
You come by for a soak?
302
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,625
What? A soak? No, I'm good.
303
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:40,169
Listen, Terry, you can't sign that paper.
304
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:43,040
But then I'd be
running McFist Industries...
305
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,285
Yes! Perfect! You should do that!
306
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:48,955
Sorry, Ninj, I am not a businessman.
307
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:54,001
It's like my dad used to say:
"Terry, you are not a businessman."
308
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,003
This is your chance to prove him wrong.
309
00:13:56,083 --> 00:14:00,923
With you in charge,
Norrisville could run on... wind power.
310
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,210
We could finally take her breezy...
311
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,631
(flatulence under water)
312
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:07,539
(McFist groans)
313
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,825
Enough with the dude stew, Terry.
314
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,207
It's time to sign the paper!
315
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,919
What do you mean you won't sign?
316
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,290
In conclusion,
if you can guarantee we'll bro out all day
317
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,455
without McFist wonkin' up our fun,
318
00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:22,382
then I'll take you to Whoopee World.
319
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,998
Howard... I guarantee it.
320
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,293
So you're saying
I was standing at my locker
321
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:30,665
talking to myself like a shoob
for 20 minutes?
322
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,040
You completely
missed the point of the story:
323
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:36,035
I replaced my enemy
with a peace lovin' nicewad!
324
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,785
No way this can go wrong.
325
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,665
♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! ♪
326
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,210
♪ Whoop, whoopWhoop, whoop, whoopee! ♪
327
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,001
♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! ♪
328
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,633
♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop... ♪
329
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:48,039
-(mooing)
-Welcome to Windeee World!
330
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:51,035
The world's first
wind-powered amusement park!
331
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,245
(lots of flatulence)
332
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,747
Wind power is fart power!
333
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,134
This is amaze-dingles!
334
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:04,328
That's the sound
of the smell of the future, boys.
335
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:08,997
(chuckles) Man, I had no idea
that being a businessman was so easy.
336
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,003
Howard,
I never thought I'd get to say this,
337
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:14,793
but let's go check fart-powered
bumper cars off our bucket list.
338
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,495
(both laughing)
339
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:21,133
I don't know how I did it, but Windeee
World is now 100 percent wind-powered.
340
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:24,038
OK, I know how I did it. I'm a genius!
341
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,129
Whoopie!
342
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,038
I'd like to cash in one
of my complimentary hug coupons.
343
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,495
Get off me!
344
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,383
Hannibal! What are you doing here?
345
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:35,248
Watching my older brother ruin my empire!
346
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,793
Stupid wind power!
347
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,495
(crying)
348
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,463
I'm gonna hit you so hard,
you're gonna forget your name!
349
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,962
I'm gonna hit you so hard,
you're gonna forget you said that!
350
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,421
(both) Fart power!
351
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,500
(screaming)
352
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,497
-(flatulence)
-(mooing)
353
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,753
Fart power!
354
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,383
-Fart power?
-(groans)
355
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,290
(horn blares)
356
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,745
-Stupid fart power!
-This place stinks!
357
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,584
Un-amusement park zing!
358
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,627
Double zing for the win!
359
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,249
Shoob.
360
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,083
Come on, leave Bucky alone.
361
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,996
I was talking about you, Cunningham!
362
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,833
By taking down McFist
you ruined Whoopee World!
363
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,457
-Shoob.
-That's not true.
364
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:27,002
Is that true? Howard, wait. No, come back,
Howard! Come back please!
365
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,673
(indistinct chatter)
366
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,000
Why's everyone bummin', V-Nasty?
367
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:36,753
Our "generators" aren't breaking
enough wind to power the park.
368
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:37,924
(slurping sound)
369
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,460
Hey, Terry, guess who I am right now:
"Son, you are no businessman!"
370
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,292
Here's a hint, I'm Dad! (laughs)
371
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,495
(chuckles) I'm not done yet!
372
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,673
Actually, if we don't find
an alternate source of wind, we are.
373
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:55,960
Sign the paper and I'll clean up
your mess, just like I always have.
374
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:59,131
-(evil laugh)
-(flatulence)
375
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,878
Oh, excuse me.
376
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:04,039
These organic prune smoothies
really pack a punch.
377
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:07,375
(lots of flatulence)
378
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,460
Gather the Man-Droids, V-Diggity.
379
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:17,672
I think I know where we can score
ourselves some major windage.
380
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,287
Care for a free prune smoothie, man?
381
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,205
Better make it a double.
382
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,461
(slurps, burps)
383
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,995
-(flatulence)
-(chuckles)
384
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,535
(screams)
385
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,325
Howard, come on, you're not really mad.
386
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,827
Howard? Where are you?
387
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:39,877
(sniffs, groans)
388
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,249
You were here.
389
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:44,713
And recently.
What the smoothie is going on?
390
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,705
I'm thinking it's Ninja time.
391
00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:53,502
-(electric zapping)
-Ah! Ooh!
392
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:56,463
I really tooted my own horn there,
didn't I?
393
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,172
Butt trumpet zing!
394
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,125
(flatulence continues)
395
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:07,381
(gasps)
396
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,035
(laughing) Wind power, man!
397
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,705
It's all happening!
398
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:21,582
Today, Whoopee World,
tomorrow the world world!
399
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,827
This is your plan?
400
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,247
To hook the entire planet
up to fart-catchers?
401
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,133
Yepper doodles!
402
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:31,788
And I'm going to be
the king of Fart-topia!
403
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,705
Gonna have to call smokebomb on that.
404
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,672
Ninja, bro, check it!
405
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,960
I did what you said.
I took over the company!
406
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,421
That was your idea?
407
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,580
Well, yeah,
but I didn't know he was gonna...
408
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,917
I mean there...
I didn't know there were gonna be farts.
409
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,710
-Ninja, you gotta save us!
-(flatulence)
410
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,212
It's over, Terry.
411
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,081
It'd be way cooler if it wasn't, you know.
412
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:59,495
That means get him,
you peace-lovin' trash compactors!
413
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,083
(sighs)
414
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,035
(grunting)
415
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,875
Ninja Avoid the Attack!
416
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,498
Ninja Rings!
417
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,753
Ninja Chain-sickle.
418
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,248
Aw, it's over, man!
419
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,495
(whispering)
420
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,667
It's back on, man!
421
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,000
You just couldn't help yourself,
could you?
422
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:34,463
All the guy wanted was a commercial grade
fart-catcher and you gave him a robo-tick!
423
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,882
Mother says overachieving
is one of my finest qualities.
424
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,208
(shouts)
425
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:49,963
Yeah, man! Yeah! Spark up that Ninja, man!
426
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:51,631
(howling)
427
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,129
OK, so swapping McFists was epically wonk.
428
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,378
And I want to make it right.
429
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,078
How do I make it right?
430
00:19:57,166 --> 00:20:00,126
"The unknown ally can be more
dangerous than the known enemy."
431
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,291
I thought my unknown ally
wasn't dangerous,
432
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:08,245
but it turns out he's more dangerous
than my known enemy.
433
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:12,423
Which means... My known enemy
is actually my unknown ally!
434
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500
It's all so simple!
435
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,247
Hey, McFist, think fast!
436
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,503
Wait, what'd he say? Stink last?
437
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,626
Eat Ninja Hot Balls!
438
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,628
Yah!
439
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,707
Aww, bummer, dude.
440
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,131
-(mooing)
-(dinging)
441
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:38,628
-(groaning)
-What have I done?
442
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:40,289
I tried to take her breezy,
443
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:44,625
but instead I became the last thing
I ever wanted to be: a McFist.
444
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,459
Dad was right.
445
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:49,792
Being a businessman
ain't my business, man.
446
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:53,375
Listen, Terry,
you may not be a businessman,
447
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:56,168
but I could never be a... uh, er...
448
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,790
What are you anyway, a dead beat?
449
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,825
Gracias , bro-chacho.
450
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:01,417
That means a lot.
451
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,630
Now... sign the paper!
452
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:08,583
Man, that is a load off. I'm telling you.
453
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,827
(giggles)
454
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,127
-(kissing sounds)
-Ha!
455
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,128
It's you and me again, McFist.
456
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:17,748
Guess I don't exist. I'm just
the guy who builds stuff, you know.
457
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,924
Give it a rest would ya!
458
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,670
Honestly, Ninja,
it's been kind of a long day.
459
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,880
What do ya say we start fresh tomorrow?
460
00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:28,039
I say... smokebomb!
461
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,705
Cunningham,
let's talk about what you learned today.
462
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:33,882
Hannibal McFist isn't even
the craziest guy in his family?
463
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,539
-And...?
-One man's air biscuits
464
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,415
are another man's renewable energy source?
465
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,080
-And...?
-And... I don't know.
466
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:43,626
If you hadn't run out while I was talking,
none of this would have ever happened!
467
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:45,879
I swear,
you just don't appreciate my wisdom
468
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,709
Bup-bup-bup... Let me finish.
469
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:52,325
♪ Best friends ♪
470
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,625
♪ Best friends ♪
471
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:02,630
♪ Best friends we will always be ♪
472
00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:06,499
♪ Best friends ♪
473
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,293
♪ Yeah ♪
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