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-♪ Go, Ninja! ♪- (Randy) I was chosen
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to protect my schoolfrom the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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(grunting)
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Hey, Ninja-nomicon.
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Guess whose ridiculous
waterfall challenge
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is about to get got!
Boom! Yours.
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(shouting)
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(groaning)
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What?
(shouting)
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What does
climbing a waterfall
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have to do with
kicking butt anyway?
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I should be learning
awesome fighting moves
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like ultimate punches
and ultimate kicks,
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and ultimate kick-punches.
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Hmm. Really?
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(fish squeaking)
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How am I gonna be
a master ninja
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if I spend all my time
getting fish-slapped?
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"The tiger who refuses
to get his paws wet
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catches no fish."
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I don't want to catch fish,
I want to punch them.
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Not punch fish,
I want to punch bad guys.
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So to you I say,
a cannonball.
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I'm so sick of not getting
straight answers from the Nomicon.
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-(toilet flushing)
-Sounds like you've got a McQuestion.
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-A McWhat?
-Allow me to McSplain.
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Thanks to my new McFist Pad,
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I have the entire Internet
in my pocket.
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Ask anything, anything at all.
McFist Pad, go!
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What does becoming
a master ninja
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have to do with
wet tiger paws?
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(McFist Pad) Searching.Master Ninja Tiger Paw.
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(funky music playing)
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(man) When you facing downa bunch of thugs from the hood,
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you show 'em what's upwith your Tiger Paw!
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(yelling)
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Brock Octane's Tiger Paw.
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Is exactly the kind
of straightforward
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super Bruce move the Nomicon
should be teaching me.
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(toilet flushing)
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The McFist Pad
is way less confusing
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than the Nomicon.
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(McFist Pad) Don't forgetto wash your hands.
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-And it's hilarious.
- ♪ McFist Pad, wow ♪
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All right, Mr. Grumpy,
it's me against you.
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One of us
is getting flushed.
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And this time
it's not gonna be me!
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(straining)
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That ain't the funny sound
I'm used to hearing.
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Upside down six?
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Hey, I got that same number on
the back of my football jersey.
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You have arrivedat your destination.
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How did we ever find our
lockers before McFist Pad?
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I don't know and
I don't wanna know.
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Guess who's gonna be surprised
when they find out
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I've already mastered
the Ninja Tiger Paw?
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Here's a hint.
It's square
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with a little ninja
in the middle,
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and it's not
in my backpack!
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It's in here,
it's gotta be in here.
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Oh, man, it's not in here!
I gotta find it.
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Why? We have
the McFist Pad now.
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It's an 800-year-old book
of secret ninja wisdom.
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I don't have 800 years
of secret wisdom, do you?
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I have to get it back.
To the bathroom!
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I'll be here.
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(gasping) Seriously?
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My arch-enemy's stepson,
are you kidding me?
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(bell ringing)
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(gasping)
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Bash! Bash,
what up, bro?
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Hey, that book you
found in the bathroom?
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It's actually mine, and, um...
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-What book?
-Hmm?
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-(yelling) What did you do with it?!
-Get off of me!
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I gave all my books to
the homework-doing kid.
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The one what does
everybody's homework.
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Homework-doing kid?
Homework-doing kid.
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Bucky! To the library.
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(muttering)
Ooh, that's nice.
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Oh, that book
looked like it had
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non-school board
approved ideas in it
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so I gave it
to the principal.
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To the principal's office!
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(muttering)
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Oh, that book was too big
for my Word Gobbler.
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-(gasping)
-So, I gave it to Coach Green
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for flamethrower practice.
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To the gym!
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(muttering)
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(shouting) No!
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Nomicon.
Is it really you?
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McFist Pad suggested
I check the Lost and Found.
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And look who I found.
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(laughs) How awesome
is McFist Pad?
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-♪ McFist Pad, wow ♪- Naughty book.
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I put you in
the Lost and Found.
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(Bash) Hey,
my blinky buzzy book.
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(gasping)
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Ah! The sacred book of Ninja
just got into McFist's limo.
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You know what you
gotta do now, right?
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-Go get the Nomicon.
-Go get some ice cream.
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Right. You Nomicon,
and me ice cream.
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Want me to
get you something?
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(chuckling)
Oh, right, right.
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It'll melt.
You go. Go.
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I'll figure out
this ice cream thing.
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(grunting)
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-Hey, monkey.
-My name's Frank.
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No. Your name's...
(makes chimp sounds)
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(laughing)
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What you got there, papers?
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Not anymore.
(laughing)
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Yo, Baldy!
Your sock's untied.
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(shouting)
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(laughing)
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You ain't even
wearing socks.
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-(Bash laughing)
-What a shoob.
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(whooshing)
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-(rattling, whirring)
-(giggling) Perfect.
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Mmm.
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Hey, guy who works
for McFist.
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I been looking for you.
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So you want me to cover
this beautiful antique book
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with blinkers and buzzers?
Why?
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I'm gonna use it
as a doorstop.
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I like the door open
when I poop.
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TMI, Bash.
Too much ickiness.
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And I won't stand for it.
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That boy can't tell me what to do.
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I'm a world-class
evil genius.
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I could atomize him.
I could protonize him.
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I could tell his step-daddy.
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Yep, evil genius.
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Hannibal. A word?
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Viceroy, I'm kind of
in a meeting right now.
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Ooh, that's a nice-looking
doorstop you've got there.
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Silence, you fools!
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There is a Ninja
to be destroyed.
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(gasps) The Sorcerer.
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No honkin' way!
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Yeah, Viceroy,
focus on that.
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I'm just here
about the doorstop.
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That's no doorstop.
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Oh, boy.
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(muttering)
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That's the Ninja-Nomicon!
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And there it is.
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What's he talking about?
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It is the Ninja's book
of ancient knowledge.
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We can learn the secrets
of his powers.
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And his weaknesses.
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Give me that!
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(grunting)
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Sir, let me
take a whack at it.
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Hang in there, Nomicon.
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-(all shouting)
-Enough of this!
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I'll do it myself.
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(muttering)
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-(roaring)
-(squeaking)
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(both shouting)
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Is that stank?
What the juice?
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(McFist shrieks)
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(gasping)
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(Randy) Oh, he's
stanking up the pages!
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Enough of that.
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-It's Ninja time!
-Ninja?
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-Sorcerer.
-Ninja?
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-McFist.
-Hello.
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You've got something
that belongs to me.
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Ninja Snatch!
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(groaning)
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Destroy him!
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Get ready to taste
Ninja Tiger Paw.
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(makes roaring sound)
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-(all laughing)
-Huh?
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OK, so maybe the McFist Pad
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isn't the best place
to learn ninja moves.
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Ha! What you don't know
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is that Viceroy
designed my office
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for exactly this kind
of confrontation!
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Well, now he knows.
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(shouting)
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OK, no.
No, I can do this.
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It's just like climbing
the old waterfall.
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This is nothing like
climbing the waterfall!
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(grunts)
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(shouting)
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(chuckles) Ninja Dodge.
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You're gonna have to do
better than that...
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(grunts) I take it back.
That was pretty good.
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You knocked me down
with a big hammer.
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Gut him!
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I present to you...
the Ninja!
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Now, about my reward.
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After centuries entombed
in this filthy hole,
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I will be free,
and chaos will reign.
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And my reward?
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(squeaking)
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(grunting)
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The Nomicon did not
prepare me for this.
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"The tiger who refuses
to get his paws wet
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catches no fish."
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We're way past
wet paws here.
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Why can't you teach me
something useful!
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(gasping)
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"A ninja must master
the art of stealth."
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"Believe in the weapon
that is in the suit."
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Everything you've
taught me is useful.
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Sorcerer, the Ninja's been
kicking your butt for 800 years,
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and he'll be kicking it
for 800 more.
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(grunting)
Ninja Air Kick!
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What are you
standing around for?
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Attack! He's over there.
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-Conceal.
-Uh, where'd he go?
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-Reveal.
-Ah, now he's over there!
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"Believe in the weapon
that is in the suit."
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(Sorcerer) Get him!
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Feel my wrath!
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Ninja Sprint!
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"The best way
to avoid an attack
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is to avoid an attack."
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(panting) What you got there,
plate of cookies?
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-Hey!
-Not anymore.
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My eatin' circles!
(shouts)
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(all laughing)
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(gasps)
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Ninja Tengu Fire Ball!
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And then I sliced
through the grate,
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jumped out a window,
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caught the 2:30
cross-town bus,
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and here I am.
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Wow! You are hardcore,
Cunningham.
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I would never
take the bus.
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You weren't the only one
who had an epic afternoon.
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McFist Pad and I took my grave
punchin' to the next level, yo.
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Check out these moves.
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What are you doing?
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I've gotta get my paws wet.
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(grunts)
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Nomicon, whatever you say.
No matter how confusing
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or stupid or ridiculous,
I am in.
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I'm all about getting
my Master Ninja on.
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Aw, the waterfall?
Really?
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-Again?
-(thunder cracks)
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I'm going.
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(grunts)
I so got this.
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(grunts)
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Come on, Nomicon.
That all you got?
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(Randy) Don't feel bad.
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Who knew I could
defeat 70 robo-apes?
254
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:08,132
I didn't even know!
But now it's just you and I.
255
00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,878
I think it's you and me.
256
00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,129
Less grabbing,
more stabbing!
257
00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:13,825
(Randy exclaiming)
258
00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,917
(muttering)
259
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,960
Oil-drinking baboons!
260
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:19,881
All a disgrace!
261
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:22,670
Help him!
262
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,420
But my leg came off. Whoa.
263
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,830
Oh! My leg came off.
Boo-hoo!
264
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,633
Man, your boss
is kind of a jerk.
265
00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:34,289
It's his company.
What can you do?
266
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:37,245
I wouldn't take it.
I'd fight back.
267
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,083
But hey, that's just me.
268
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,633
Smoke bomb!
269
00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:44,379
-You make me sick!
-(exclaims)
270
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,960
I'd kick the rest of you,
but I have somewhere to be.
271
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,630
(Randy whistling)
272
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:55,629
(video game music playing)
273
00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,747
-(panting)
-Sorry I'm late, Howard.
274
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,674
And because I almost made us
miss the grand opening
275
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,210
of the Barf-A-Centauri,
276
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:08,331
I will pay for all your snacks
as an apology.
277
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,500
You know I'm not
actually late, right?
278
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,753
Apology accepted,
Cunningham.
279
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,214
(McFist) I don't know
where I was
280
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:16,671
when I came up
with the idea
281
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:20,130
to build the most puke-tastic
coaster in history.
282
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:23,748
I know I was at the day spa
getting a mud pack and a facial
283
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,504
when I came up with it.
284
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:28,253
But the important
thing is, I did.
285
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,673
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you
286
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,630
"Mission to Barf-A-Centauri!"
287
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,919
(all cheering)
288
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,960
Hannibal McFist
can do no wrong!
289
00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,581
You know he just tried
to kill me, right?
290
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,747
OK, so he can do
a little wrong.
291
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:43,754
And joining us for
the inaugural blast-off,
292
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:46,544
Norrisville's favorite
space monkey,
293
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,665
Neil Apestrong.
294
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,540
(all cheering)
295
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,705
(chittering)
296
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:01,211
I'm apestrong nuts
for Apestrong!
297
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,211
(robo-ape) Bad enough getting your head
taken off by the Ninja.
298
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:07,291
But then to have your butt
chewed out by McFist.
299
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,745
He's the boss.
What can we do?
300
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,250
(Randy) I'd fight back.I'd fight back.
301
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,503
I'd fight back.
302
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,883
Ninja is right.
We have to fight back.
303
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,669
If we stop working,
304
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,250
business would
grind to a halt.
305
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,753
Today, we bring McFist
to his knees.
306
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,044
Today, we strike.
307
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,538
(all) Strike!
308
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:30,875
(ringing)
309
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,290
Strike, strike!
310
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,328
(all screaming)
311
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,537
(all shouting) Strike!
312
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:47,206
(Marci) Look at that
adorable monkey.
313
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:48,831
He's having
the time of his life.
314
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,417
Yeah!
That popped ape face!
315
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,250
(Howard) We are about to barf
at six G's, Cunningham.
316
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,923
Six G's!
317
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,830
To think we will have
achieved something so great,
318
00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,457
at such a young age.
319
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:03,212
So I said to myself, "Willem,
what's it matter if no one knows
320
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,131
-you created Barf-A-Centauri?
-(snoring)
321
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,038
As long as you
get to ride it."
322
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,915
What's up with
the robo-apes?
323
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:09,920
(all chanting) Strike!
324
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,710
(Randy) They're walking
off the job.
325
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,962
Oh, my ninja,
they're on strike!
326
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,921
You know, I'm the one who told
them to stand up for themselves.
327
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,130
-That was me.
-(both grunting)
328
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,248
(Howard) What's going
on with the ride?
329
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,747
Yo, McFist.
This thing stinks.
330
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,254
I didn't puke at all!
331
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,083
Where do you think
you're going?
332
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,076
(all chanting) Strike!
333
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,876
(groaning)
Hang on, folks.
334
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,209
We'll have you
puking momentarily.
335
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,751
We're experiencing
a minor malfunction.
336
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,214
-Oh, that's no malfunction.
-(snoring)
337
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:40,881
Those robo-apes
are in Strike Mode.
338
00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:44,289
Strike Mode! Why on earth would
you give them a Strike Mode?!
339
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,665
The more important
question is,
340
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,710
why would they use
Strike Mode?
341
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,082
No. I think
the important question
342
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,746
is why would you
give it to them?!
343
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,754
Somebody must have put
the idea in their heads
344
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,634
that they're being
treated poorly.
345
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,379
Cunningham,
thanks to you,
346
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,788
we're not gonna get to ride
the Barf-A-Centauri.
347
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,665
You have to fix this!
348
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,170
Why would I fix it?
349
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,670
If the robo-apes
are on strike,
350
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,290
they're not coming
after the Ninja.
351
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,205
I drank a yellow
McHyper-Slush,
352
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,671
and ate a bag
of blue McSwizzlers.
353
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,750
I'm not leaving
until I spew green.
354
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,044
I would love to see that.
355
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,665
(both) Looks like I got
a strike to stop.
356
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,375
Commander, will you
sign my butt?
357
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:23,957
(chittering)
358
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,381
(all chanting)
Fist is a McMeanie!
359
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,748
(Randy) Smoke bomb!
360
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,794
OK, robo-apes,
you're angry, I get it.
361
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,535
But there's a boy
up there with a dream
362
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:31,915
to puke off a rollercoaster,
363
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,580
and there's another boy
with a dream
364
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,127
of watching that first boy's
dream come true.
365
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,788
The only thing crushing
those dreams is you.
366
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,495
But you said fight back.
367
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,713
After you run the coaster.
368
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:45,632
I mean, come on.
Is McFist really that bad?
369
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:48,249
Get back to work,
you knuckle-dragging refrigerators!
370
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,383
And somebody
destroy the Ninja!
371
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,883
My cyber-simian brothers,
372
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:58,039
it is time to activate...
373
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,035
...Ape Mode!
374
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,746
Ape Mode?
What's Ape Mode?
375
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:05,004
(all screeching)
376
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,383
Oh, Ape Mode.
377
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,998
Yeah, this is bad.
378
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,209
(screeching)
379
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:37,832
(laughing)
380
00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:40,287
There's only
one thing to do.
381
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,375
-Run!
-Fight!
382
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,583
Please let that be
chocolate ice cream.
383
00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:00,537
And I'm saying, once I've
puked my guts out,
384
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,665
I'll take the controls so
you can toss your cookies.
385
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,790
How do I know
I can trust you?
386
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,875
A situation like this requires
a certain faith in humanity.
387
00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:09,789
OK, deal.
388
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,995
Why did you
give them Ape Mode?!
389
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,790
You're gonna
fix that, right?
390
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,833
(exclaims)
391
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,915
Fix it yet?
392
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,330
I'm trying to,
393
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:39,667
but some kid won't
stop talking to me.
394
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,380
You want me to say
something to him?
395
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,128
(shouting)
396
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:56,875
(shouting)
397
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,462
-There's too many of them.
-(McFist) You.
398
00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:03,672
Banana-eating,
oil-drinking baboons.
399
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,830
But wait a second.
They're mad at McFist.
400
00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:08,667
Only he could stop this.
401
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,380
(groans) I have to
ask McFist for help?
402
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,828
Go on.
Have your little uprising.
403
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:15,287
Nothing you do
can hurt me!
404
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,165
-(Marci) Hannibal!
-(Bash) My cotton candy!
405
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,750
-Don't hurt Marci!
-Hannibal!
406
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,254
And the kid.
Can't forget Bash.
407
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,543
Help! Need some help here!
408
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,575
Not from you!
Anybody else. Help!
409
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,827
I'm not crazy about
this either, McFist.
410
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:32,127
But innocent people
are in danger.
411
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,078
(Marci screaming)
412
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,576
Fine.
Just get it over with!
413
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,667
Hi-ya!
414
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,536
It ain't pretty,
415
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:41,995
but this way
we can ride together.
416
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,383
Join me for
an inaugural puke.
417
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,825
Sorry, gents.
We need that coaster.
418
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,248
Oh, come on!
419
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,173
-(Marci screaming)
-(roaring)
420
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,080
Ninja Snatch!
421
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,420
Thanks, Ninja.
422
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,460
Aw, I wanted to sit
in the front seat.
423
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,712
OK, they're safe,
but this isn't over.
424
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,252
-(all shouting)
-(growling)
425
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,535
It's time to apologize.
426
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,165
Can't you just
stab 'em or something?
427
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,040
No, we can't stab...
They're mad at you.
428
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,535
The only way to end this is
for you to say you're sorry.
429
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,575
With words.
430
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,247
(all screaming)
431
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,666
Just say it.
432
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,880
Hannibal McFist
doesn't apologize.
433
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:24,879
-(roaring)
-OK, fine.
434
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,329
Handle it your way.
435
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:27,997
OK, OK.
436
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,583
(McFist) Sometimes
I say things,
437
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,537
and sometimes
those things are hurtful.
438
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,165
So I guess what I'm
really trying to say is...
439
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,250
(muttering)
440
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,253
So that's not a word.
441
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,793
Yeah, all right, fine.
442
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,745
I'm sorry, OK?
443
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,294
(roaring)
444
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:46,752
Help, help!
445
00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:50,419
I don't get it.
446
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,130
I really thought
that was gonna work.
447
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,580
(shouting)
448
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,077
(all chittering)
449
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,916
Ape Mode. They only
understand monkey speak.
450
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000
We need someone
who speaks monkey speak!
451
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,075
Apestrong.
Norrisville needs you.
452
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,826
-(chittering)
-Yes, again.
453
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,502
Tell the robo-apes
McFist is sorry,
454
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,793
and he'll never
yell at them again.
455
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,745
(yelling) Yes, I'll
never yell again!
456
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,504
(roaring)
457
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,383
-(chittering loudly)
-(all chittering)
458
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:40,084
Apology accepted.
459
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,626
(all screaming)
460
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,502
(sobbing)
461
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:47,713
Whoops.
462
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,882
-(ringing)
-(roaring)
463
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,749
McFist Industries.
464
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,714
How may I direct your call?
465
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,584
(vomiting)
466
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,747
Nice working
with you, Commander.
467
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:01,714
(chittering)
468
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:04,422
(groaning) What?
469
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,750
You're welcome.
Smoke bomb!
470
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,004
I never said thank you!
471
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,083
-Yeah!
-Viceroy.
472
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:13,036
You're not riding anything
until you remove Strike Mode,
473
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,575
Ape Mode, and any other
ridiculous modes
474
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,577
-from the robo-apes.
-(clearing throat)
475
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,997
Even Brownie Hound
Suck-Up Mode?
476
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,213
Keep that one for
when I'm feeling blue.
477
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,331
(groaning)
478
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,037
I will barf for you!
479
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,825
Oh, I see how it is.
I'm gone for five minutes,
480
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,627
and you got
a new puking pal?
481
00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:32,749
(Howard) Really wanna go there,
Cunningham? 'Cause technically,
482
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,384
you already rode this thing
without me.
483
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,828
(Randy) It was official Ninja business.
I didn't even enjoy it.
484
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,207
Although turn three
is the cheese.
485
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:41,501
You're ruining it again!
486
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:43,919
(shouting)
487
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,130
-(vomiting)
-So beautiful!
488
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,250
(theme music playing)
489
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,712
(music ends)
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