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♪ Go, Ninja! ♪
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(Randy) I was chosento protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.
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I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb! ♪
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(video game bleeping)
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Yes! A corpsicle in the wood chipper
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-almost puts me in the lead.
-Oh, that's adorable.
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You've got your little hopes up thinking
you're going to beat me.
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-Oh!
-Oh no!
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Your Zucker Zombie attack.
That looks really hard.
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-Want me to play for you?
-Knock it off, Cunningham.
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-Knock what off?
-You always try to get in my head,
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and make me choke.
Well, not today.
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Not with my signature move:
taunt with offensive gesture,
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befuddle with unnecessary
backflip, and kapow!
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Helicopter kick!
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And that's how you do it.
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Aw, great job.
Except you missed one.
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-Sneak up corpse!
-(screams)
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No!
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No! No! No!
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There can be only one
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Future Time RadioactiveZombie Punch champion,
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and I am that one.
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Hey, walk with me, my friend.
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Let us gaze upon
my many high scoring accomplishments
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here at the Gamehole.
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Stupid Hole of Fame.
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Howard, poor sportsmanship
is not a good color on you.
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I call rematch.
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What would be the point?
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There are no games left
for me to beat you at.
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Sounds like you boys
could use yourselves a fresh game.
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We just plugged in a brand new title!
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Skipow!
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You, me, that game, now.
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Are you sure, Howard?
I mean, that's a lot of losing in one day.
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We're doing this!
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Viceroy, I demand
you tell me where we're going.
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-I demand it!
-Excuse me for trying
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to spice up our
latest plan to destroy the ninja.
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Behold!
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Jack Hammer.
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Why isn't he wearing a shirt?
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Jack is the most sophisticated
ninja luring, trapping,
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capturing robot I've ever created.
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Excellent! Get on with it!
Lure, trap, capture!
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One teeny, tiny problemo.
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Oh, here it comes.
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As it turns out, Jack's engineering
is so brilliantly complex
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even I am unable to control it.
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You made a robot
no one can control?
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I didn't say "No one can control it."
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It takes someone
with superior hand-eye coordination,
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and an insatiable thirst for destruction.
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Qualities only found
in a teenage gamer.
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It's got laser mapped, photorealistic,
multi-plane rendering of Norrisville.
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You win by destroying
every building in town!
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-Oh! I call school!
-Hey, look! Green nachos!
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-Huh?
-(laughing)
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That's it! You mess with my head,
you jump the queue,
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and now you bring nachos
into your trickery?
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You sir, have gone too far.
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What the juice?
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Hey Howard, what should I do
for my next wall pic?
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What do you think?
Bed head? Gonna sneeze?
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No, no, no. Monkey face.
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(Jack Hammer)
Let's pound this town!
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-(screaming)
-Hey Howard, check it out.
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Time to take out the trash...
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...truck.
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Say goodbye to Charlie Clucker's.
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You leave the Bucket out of this.
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(rooster crowing)
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-(gasps)
-Oops.
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Cunningham, when I get in there,
oh, I'm going to beat you so bad,
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you'll make road kill look cute.
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If you get in here.
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You should snack up,
I'm going to be awhile.
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Oh! It may cost extra
for the wax spray but you're worth it.
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Huh? Oh! Come on!
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It never fails.
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You want a robot to destroy your car?
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Go get it washed.
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When's this plan gonna start working?
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'Cause right now the
only thing getting killed,
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is my priceless McFist-A-Wax!
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Patience, Hannibal. Jack is pro-destroy,
the Ninja is anti-destroy.
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When the Ninja shows up
to stop my robot,
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he'll find his ninja sword is no match
for Jack's Hammer.
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(giggles)
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(chuckles)
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(groans) He just destroyed
the McWork-A-Plant...
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and the McEat-A-Plant!
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And the McFlex-A-Plex!
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(game music playing)
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Oh god...
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Mr. Greg, there's a killer
robot destroying the town!
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Permission to cower
in your Gamehole, sir.
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Attention Holers, there is a rampaging
robot loose in the city.
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For your safety, we ask that you remain
at Greg's Gamehole.
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-(gasps)
-While you're trapped here,
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why not pay a visit
to Greg's Foodhole?
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It's hole-icious! Skipow!
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Uh-oh, a rampaging robot.
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That sure sounds like
a job for the Ninja!
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Howard, even if I quit right now,
you'll still never beat me.
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But just in case, I'll do this!
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(grunts)
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837,000! Good luck beating that, homie!
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Oh, you have outshoed yourself,
my arrogant friend...
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...And you will pay.
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Okay, Jack! Let's earn us
some points.
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(Jack) Let's pound this town!
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I told you the NInja wouldn't show.
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Smoke bomb!
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-I told you he would.
-I told you!
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Wait a sec, wait a sec.
Jack Hammer's real? What the juice?
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Oh, this game has a ninja?
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Oh, I am going to
enjoy kicking your butt.
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I have to stop Howard.
Call Howard.
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(phone) Calling Mom...
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No! How does that...
No, call Howard! Howard!
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-(phone rings)
-Hello?
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Oh, hey there,
I was just about to punch you.
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-Virtually speaking.
- No Howard, you're literally punching me.
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Jack Hammer isn't a video game.
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He's a real robot and
he's beating up the city.
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Oh gosh, I guess I should stop, huh?
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Yes, great, thank you.
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Are you kidding? You are not getting into
my head with that weak sauce.
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I'm only half a mill away from your
high score, buddy,
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and there is nothing
you can say to stop me.
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Oh, and one other thing?
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-Boop.
-What?
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-Call Howard!
- (phone) Calling Howard.
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(farting sound)
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-(Howard) Leave a message.- (groans)
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All right, Howard. You wanna play?
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Let's play. Ninja Chain-Chuku!
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(yelling)
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That was so Bruce!
I give myself 1000 ninja points!
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That's right. I'm going to
lay down my signature move.
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First I taunt...
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Wow, that was an offensive gesture.
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Then I befuddle...
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Backflip seemed
a bit unnecessary.
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Helicopter kick!
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-(yelling)
-(cat yowling)
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Howard's signature move!
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How'd I miss that?
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Well, hey there, blinky light.
What is it that you do?
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Uh, what just happened?
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(alarm buzzing)
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-We did it?
-We did it!
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(Jack) Ninja consumed!Jack Hammer unlocked!
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Ninja Glow Balls!
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Okay, this is bad.
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Really bad.
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Okay, NinjaNomicon,
surely I'm not the first ninja to ever
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get trapped in a
giant robot stomach.
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Could use a little help here.
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Actually, a lot of help!
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Whoa!
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(Randy) "A ninja must know
when winning is losing...
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and losing is winning."
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Kind of hoping for something
a little more immediate here.
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Like, I don't know,
the exit's through the backdoor.
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Oh! A backdoor! I love you Nomicon.
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I'm going out the butt!
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(clanking, farts)
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(groans)
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(sighs)
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-Did he just...
-I believe he did.
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The Ninja's getting away! Get him!
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(panting)
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(phone rings)
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(Howard) Oh, hey buddy.Just wanted to let you know
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I'm 2,000 points awayfrom beating your score.
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What's up with you?
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(yells)
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Howard, you have to listen to me!
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I'm not lying, this is all real!
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You have to make the robot stop!
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There you go, doing it again.
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Trying to get in my head
and make me choke.
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Oh Cunningham, desperation is not
a good color on you.
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(Randy) "A ninja must know
when winning is losing...
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...and losing is winning!"
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If I want the robot to lose,
I have to let Howard win!
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All right, Howard.
You want the high score?
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Come and get...
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Is that all you got?
Is that it? Ah, gee!
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(Howard) I did it.I beat you, Cunningham!
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I did it... I'm so proud of me.
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I'm so proud... Cunningham, I did it.
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I am so much better than you.
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Congrats, buddy.
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Now I just need you
to do one more thing.
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-(barking)
-(groans) Take me home.
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Well, you'd better
get used to seeing my picture.
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We destroyed the game,
so it looks like my face
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is going to be
up there permanently.
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It's too bad your eyes are closed.
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(groans)
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You know what? Don't care.
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All that matters is I beat you hard!
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Yes, you did. You sure did.
'Cause I let you.
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Oh, it is so on.
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You, me, name the game
and I will take you down!
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(game music plays)
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(Slimovitz) Morning Carp!DJ Slimo in da booth.
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Taken on Spirit Day!A full day of celebrating
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Norrisville High'sexceptional exceptionalism.
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Howard, we should be
in there getting our AM rave on,
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but someone overfilled
the spirit fountain.
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Yeah, who knew a
paper mache carp spewing 800 gallons
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of blue and yellow goop
could go so wrong, so fast.
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Listen up, we need
to come back from this
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bigger, stronger, more school spirity.
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I say we pose like
idiots in the background
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of every Spirit Day
photo in the yearbook.
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(both) Photo bomb!
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(Howard) I'll do startled Bigfoot.
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(Randy) I'm totallygoing invisible sandwich.
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This is going to be the cheese!
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We can't go anywhere till we
clean up this mess.
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Mop or scraper?
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I could mop-slash-scrape
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or you could PJ up and
get your ninja-scrub on!
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The ninja fights a lot of things,
but stains ain't one of them.
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(Slimovitz) Attention, we will be taking
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the Spirit Raveyearbook photo in two minutes.
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Fine, Howard, I'll do it.
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Oh, come on, you know you...
Wait, you will?
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Ya... ru... zo!
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(grunts) And done!
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-Yeah, you missed a spot.
-(groans)
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Mm-hm.
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Huh? (grunts)
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Time to get serious.
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(yelling)
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Whew, I thought I broke something.
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-Ah, ninja?
-Hm?
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Destruction of school property?
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Oh, you can't photo bomb
Spirit Day from detention.
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-I've run the numbers, it's impossible.
-I'll fix it, I'll fix it.
250
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:48,209
Little glue, little marker,
Slimovitz will never know.
251
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,421
Just put your finger on it in case
somebody walks in.
252
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,790
-I'll be right back.
-Hurry!
253
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,245
My finger's starting to cramp.
254
00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:59,206
Ow! What the juice?
255
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:02,079
Yeah, well, that's a blister.
256
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:05,384
Hm? (yells out)
257
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,535
(farts)
258
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,882
Why did I just do that?
259
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,879
We're in luck! Still got some glue left
260
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,959
from when we patched
that hole to the girls locker room.
261
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,791
(Slimovitz) Everybodyline up for our first
262
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,995
Spirit Day yearbook photo!
263
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,043
Howard, no staring. Patching.
264
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,825
(Slimovitz) Three, two, one.Lactose-free cheddar!
265
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,827
-(cheering)
-I will treasure that.
266
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,287
Oh, we missed it!
267
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,128
Howard, you got to step it up.
268
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:39,248
We've only got half the day left to
own that yearbook page.
269
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,673
At the next photo you do nose picker,
I call old-timey boxer.
270
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,920
Hey, why're my hands upside down?
271
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,290
You'll see...
272
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,455
My neck feels a little shnasty.
273
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:53,712
(groans) Ow.
274
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,672
No, no... this is not happening!
275
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,128
(coughing)
276
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:04,878
Okay, gang, just because you're smart
doesn't mean you can't show spirit.
277
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,629
Photo time.
278
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,789
Let's get the card catalogue in this one.
279
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,825
(groaning)
280
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,247
Cunningham?
I was just in the bathroom,
281
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,133
and I found something
really weird growing out of my body.
282
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,631
Not weird, that's natural.
283
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,579
The health teacher
said that would happen. Now come on!
284
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,497
Photo! Bomb! Us! Now!
285
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,213
-(squawks)
-No squawking in the library.
286
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,331
Uh, Howard? What was that?
287
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:34,127
I have no idea. I just... (squawks)
288
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:38,878
Seriously? I will eject you from
this temple of knowledge.
289
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:40,209
I have that power.
290
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,541
Sorry. He's sorry.
291
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,745
Howard! He has that power.
292
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,924
I didn't do it on purpose.
I just... (squawks)
293
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:52,077
Oh, that's positively
teeming with spirit!
294
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:54,036
That's going straight to the yearbook.
295
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,625
Okay, plan-wise?
That was kind of a bummer.
296
00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:57,959
Where can we improve?
297
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,081
I don't know, I'm thinking
less squawking? Howard?
298
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,916
(clucking)
299
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,165
Cut it out! I'm starting to think
300
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,040
you're not serious
about photo bombing.
301
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:11,165
(clucks) I... can't... help it!
302
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,423
You'd better help it!
303
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:18,500
Now, come on, cafeteria!
Spirit Rodeo, let's bomb!
304
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:22,042
It's Uncle Clive all over again!
305
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,078
(clucking)
306
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,706
Ignore him.
We're not letting Uncle Clive ruin
307
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:32,132
another Thanksgiving.
Now eat your turkey leg!
308
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,084
(kids cheering)
309
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,576
(clucking)
310
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:45,576
Stop acting like a bird!
311
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:48,917
Ow! (clucks)
312
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,250
-Hey Howard.
-(crows)
313
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,383
Ah! I'm Clive-ing out!
314
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:54,788
(gasps)
315
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,125
(country music plays)
316
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,208
-(yelling)
-Okay, Howard.
317
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,751
When Slimovitz gives the word,
318
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,884
we drop trou, run in
and bomb that photo.
319
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:04,829
Undies blazin'!
320
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,917
Hm? Now where is he?
321
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,497
Howard! What the juice?
322
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:16,293
Howdy partners. Mosey on over to the...
323
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,375
Howard!
324
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,498
-(music playing)
-(kids cheering)
325
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:28,384
What is wrong with you?
326
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,578
There's a bonfire out there just begging
to be photo bombed,
327
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,207
and you got us stuck in detention.
328
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,961
I'm trying to make some memories...
329
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,921
-(clucking)
-(gasps)
330
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,500
...missing the last event of the day
'cause you're being such a wonk?
331
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,213
I don't feel so good.
332
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,711
Yeah, Howard, that's guilt.
333
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,327
Whoa... What's with the eyes?
334
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:51,667
(squawking)
335
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,920
Whoa! Get back here!
336
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,040
Nobody marches till I say so!
337
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,455
Did you see me wave
my marching stick?
338
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,960
Hm? NinjaNomicon?
Oh, thanks so much for showing up.
339
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:05,461
Maybe you know why my BFF suddenly turned
into Johnny Squawksalot.
340
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,495
(Randy) Centuries ago,a great battle was fought
341
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:13,463
between the Ninja and an evil birddemon, the Tengu.
342
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:16,502
The demon was too strongto defeat until the Ninja
343
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:20,133
found the source ofthe Tengu's great power.
344
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:25,168
The demon feathers infused the ninja suitwith mysterious power.
345
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:29,500
Upon defeating the Tengu,the Ninja imprisoned it in a sacred stone.
346
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:33,503
It can only be releasedby the hand of Ninja!
347
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,333
The Tengu and the Ninjaare forever linked.
348
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,287
Their strengths are shared.
349
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,576
I cracked the stone
and released the Tengu.
350
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,877
I'm the reason Howard got possessed!
351
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:48,169
But how do I defeat a demon
that's inside my best friend?
352
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:52,792
-(screaming)
-(crowing)
353
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,205
(squawking)
354
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,630
Serpentine, Herby! Serpentine!
355
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:11,247
Well, what do you know?
He didn't destroy my car.
356
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,713
Smoke bomb!
357
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,793
Hey! Drop the car, bird thingy...
358
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,705
Ee-yah!
359
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:22,382
Not cool, bird thingy! Not cool.
360
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,075
Howard, you come down here!
361
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,420
Ninja Kick!
362
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,250
I'm sorry, Howard. Are you okay?
363
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,285
(yelling)
364
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,631
Ninja Dive!
365
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:44,669
Howard, it's not your fault!
366
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,630
(squawking)
367
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,669
I don't want to fight you,
you're my best friend!
368
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,464
But, you're also a bird demon.
369
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,672
-(squawks)
-So you see my problem, right?
370
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,040
Ninja Scarf Throw!
371
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:02,497
(groaning)
372
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,423
(squawking)
373
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,580
"The Tengu and the ninjaare forever linked.
374
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,497
Their strengths are shared."
375
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,423
Let's hope their weaknesses are too.
376
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,960
-Ow!
-(squawking)
377
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:16,251
What hurts me... hurts him!
378
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,043
-(squawking)
-Sorry to do this to you, buddy.
379
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,125
Ninja Dead Leg! Ow!
380
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,878
(grunts)
381
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:27,329
I promise, this hurts me
as much as it hurts you.
382
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,957
-Ninja Whack!
-(screeching)
383
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:36,499
Okay, this one's for you, pal.
384
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,583
Ninja Self Wedgie!
385
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:41,627
-(screams)
-(shrieks)
386
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:50,331
-Howard, talk to me.
-Ninja? Did we photo bomb?
387
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,997
-(groans)
-Not even close, buddy.
388
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,253
Huh?
389
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,713
Howard!
390
00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:07,042
If the suit and Tengu
are linked, I have to...
391
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,495
(gasps)
392
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,583
Uh, I really hope I'm right about this.
393
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:12,917
(screeching)
394
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,747
(grunts) Oh...
395
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:34,134
Did you just give up
being the Ninja to save me?
396
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,878
When I broke that
stone in the school,
397
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,879
I might have accidentally released
398
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:40,879
an ancient bird demon
which possessed you.
399
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:44,249
So, you're saying this whole thing
was all your fault?
400
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,883
-I guess it was.
-I knew it!
401
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,709
Also, thanks.
402
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,042
Whoa!
403
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,538
(yells out, gasps)
404
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:20,035
This is the Brucest thing
in the history of Bruce!
405
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,376
(music plays)
406
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:25,168
Everyone, due to
an unscheduled monster attack,
407
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,580
we were unable to take
the bonfire yearbook photo.
408
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:32,207
Please line up so we can record this
moment for posterity.
409
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,631
Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?
410
00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:38,959
-Startled Bigfoot.
-Invisible sandwich.
411
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,253
(theme music playing)
412
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:57,249
♪ I'm still the cheese ♪
413
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,753
♪ I'm still the cheese ♪
414
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:03,884
♪ I'm still the cheese ♪
415
00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:04,959
♪ Yeah ♪
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