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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,330 ♪ Go, Ninja! ♪ 2 00:00:01,417 --> 00:00:03,037 (Randy) I was chosen to protect my school 3 00:00:03,125 --> 00:00:04,325 from the forces of evil. 4 00:00:04,375 --> 00:00:05,955 I am the Ninja. 5 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:07,711 I am Randy Cunningham. 6 00:00:07,792 --> 00:00:09,712 ♪ Smoke bomb! ♪ 7 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:17,208 (electronic music plays) 8 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:21,499 Hey, y'all! I'm Greg from Greg's Gamehole! 9 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:24,333 Come on down to the hall, and be the first in school 10 00:00:24,417 --> 00:00:27,537 to get your sweaty, little mitts on Grave Puncher 5. 11 00:00:27,625 --> 00:00:29,955 Only 200 copies! Scoo-ba! 12 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:31,041 -Ooh! -I can't believe it. 13 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:33,455 The greatest game since Grave Puncher 4 14 00:00:33,542 --> 00:00:35,792 is out today, and we're stuck here. 15 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:39,535 "I lost my love. He left me there. 16 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:42,495 Purple clothes of pain I wear. 17 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:46,753 I weep, I ache, I hurts, I cry. 18 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:50,424 My eyes shed tears, my lips scream... 19 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:54,130 ...why!" (sobbing) 20 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:56,038 (lisping) Is this going to be on the test? 21 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:57,625 We gotta get out of here. 22 00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:01,129 I heard there's a code that lets you kick graves! 23 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:03,668 -Kick graves, Cunningham! -Way ahead of you. 24 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,540 All I need is some chewed gum, a pencil, 25 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:07,075 and that thing flute girl plays. 26 00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:08,326 (gasps) My flute! 27 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:12,044 -(grunts) Hmm? -Check it. 28 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:15,075 I'll shoot the clock, move the hand to the end of the day, 29 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:18,326 and, boom, we'll be co-op grave punching in no time. 30 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:21,747 That is just half thought out enough to work! 31 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,460 (both) Hmm? 32 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,625 -(both gulp) -(lights powering down) 33 00:01:29,709 --> 00:01:31,669 Attention, students. Due to the loss of power 34 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:35,460 and resulting spooky darkness, classes are dismissed. 35 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:39,632 Freezer's busted! Anyone want free ice cream sammies? 36 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:40,879 -Whoo! -(all shouting) 37 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,579 Greg's Gamehole, here we come! 38 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:45,957 Howard, let's... Howard? Hmm? 39 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:48,331 I would've got you one, but they ran out. 40 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:54,575 (water dripping) 41 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:58,918 -(growling) -(laughs) Did you ever think 42 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,750 I could eat 15 ice cream sandwiches? 43 00:02:00,834 --> 00:02:03,584 -I didn't. -You know those are made of tofu. 44 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:05,787 Shh! Not in front of my stomach. 45 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:08,535 (Greg) The Grave Puncher 5 is the game for you! 46 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:11,415 But you better hurry. Only nine left! 47 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,420 Nine? There were 200 five minutes ago! 48 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,210 Howard, baby, relax. 49 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:18,921 Nothing is going to come between our fists 50 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,420 -and those sweet, sweet graves. -(screaming) 51 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:25,130 (roaring) Tawny! 52 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:27,208 Sorry to interrupt your rampaging, 53 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:30,581 but Norrisville High is now a monster-free campus. 54 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:32,497 It probably missed the signage. 55 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,383 -(roars) -Huh? 56 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,168 -Howard... -I know what you're gonna say. 57 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,460 -And you're right. -Huh? 58 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:41,002 We can get to Greg's and back before that monster does anything major! 59 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:45,423 -To the Gamehole! (humming) -Not what I was gonna say. 60 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:48,170 Come on! Slimovitz is all over this! 61 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:53,330 Every part of my body is either terrified or in pain! 62 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:54,497 Sorry, buddy. 63 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:58,133 Our quest must take a slight detour through Ninja Town! 64 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:01,498 Man, why does everything good have to go through Ninja Town? 65 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:05,915 Ha! 66 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,580 How about we just skip the roar playing, 67 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,457 and just cut right to the fun stuff? 68 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,205 -(exclaims) -Yah! 69 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:15,461 Ninja charge! 70 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:20,575 -(roars, groans) -Ah! Ow! 71 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,877 -(roars) -Uh... 72 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:23,829 Ninja flip! 73 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:25,957 Ah, stank corsage. 74 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,712 Ninja snatch! 75 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:39,325 Mmm. Now that is a classic. 76 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:43,497 I haven't used this vintage in quite some time. 77 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,503 Whoo-hoo! What just happened? 78 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:47,173 Where am I? 79 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:50,000 You're a little disoriented. That's just the stank-nesia. 80 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:52,083 In like a second you'll remember everything. 81 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,206 I remember everything! 82 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:55,421 I was waiting for my prom date to show up, 83 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,960 her name's Tawny, she's a bodacious babe. 84 00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:00,131 We're talking foxy to the max here. 85 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:03,378 Sounds good. Not sure what it means, but thumbs up. 86 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:06,458 Then she stood me up! How totally bogus is that? 87 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:09,382 I even bought her a purple corsage to match her dress. 88 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,248 I would've gotten a purple tux, but I couldn't find one. 89 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:16,253 Can you believe it? You can't find a purple tux in 1985? 90 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:19,673 -1980-what now? -Hey nin... Hey, sharp suit. 91 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:22,920 Don't you have somewhere to be, like, I don't know, a Gamehole, maybe? 92 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,880 Howard, this guy's from the past. 93 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:27,829 I have to find a way to break it to him, gently, that he's in the future. 94 00:04:27,917 --> 00:04:29,787 -I'm in the future? Wait. -(gasps) 95 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,535 Maybe they've invented time travel. 96 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:33,575 They can pop me right back to 1985. 97 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:35,417 Have they invented time travel? 98 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,790 -No. -(screams) 99 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,995 I'm stuck in the future! 100 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:40,753 Why is that typewriter so small? 101 00:04:40,834 --> 00:04:42,794 Why is that kid wearing wheel feet? 102 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,375 (babbling) Ow! 103 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,330 Why is that tree there? 104 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:48,497 It wasn't there in 1985. 105 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:52,883 Tawny! Oh! I've never felt so alone. 106 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:57,129 -(sobbing) -To the Gamehole! 107 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:59,328 I can't just leave '80s kid like this. 108 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:01,037 I have to figure out what's going on. 109 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,455 -Mmm. -Watch him until I get back. 110 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:05,252 -Smoke bomb! -Relax, kid. 111 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,753 Uncle Howard's gonna tell you everything you need to know 112 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:09,794 about the future. First, the spaceships 113 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:11,285 are not as hard to fly as they look. 114 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:14,705 Second, future air is pretty rank, so breathe through your butt, 115 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:18,042 and, finally, when you see the monkey overlord, just bow. 116 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:20,325 -(monkeys chittering) -Do not look him in the eye. 117 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:25,040 -Huh? Ugh! No. -(toilet flushes) 118 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,455 Okay, Nomicon, what the juice is going on? 119 00:05:27,542 --> 00:05:28,462 (grunts) 120 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,633 Ah! 121 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,751 "The monster in the blue tux by the ninja of 1985." 122 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:38,174 Now we're talking. 123 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,210 (man) Prom night. The last night of the year 124 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:42,081 that a ninja wants to deal with a monster. 125 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:44,786 Then some dweeb went and got himself stankified. 126 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:45,785 I had to make a choice. 127 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,995 De-stank this guy and miss prom, 128 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:50,083 or put him on ice and get back to the dance. 129 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,170 So I locked him in the cafeteria freezer. 130 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,500 If you're reading this, I guess he got out. 131 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:57,923 See you, wouldn't wanna be you. 132 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,330 That is some selfish ninja-ing, right there. 133 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:03,077 It's killing my afternoon of gameholing. 134 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:09,205 "The knot not tied unravels." 135 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:13,501 Whoa. Ninja of '85 totally left the monster in the freezer. 136 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:14,753 Hey, where's '80s kid? 137 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:17,004 His name is Dickie, and he hates his parents. 138 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:19,333 I'm assuming because they named him "Dickie." 139 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:20,997 Howard, where did he go? 140 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,633 Uh, oh, he said he was heading to the Gamehole. 141 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:25,209 Hey, we should go after him! 142 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:27,081 To the Gamehole! 143 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,786 -Hmm? -(grunts) 144 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:33,535 -Oh, fine, he ran off that way. -Oh, Dickie! Dickie! 145 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:36,125 (gasps) This is the door where Tawny was gonna meet me. 146 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,828 Oh. Oh, but she stood me up. 147 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:40,877 (sobbing) 148 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:48,922 -(beeping) -(ringing) 149 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,460 (woman) The number you have dialed is no longer in this decade. Goodbye. 150 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,002 (beeping) 151 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:58,463 Tawny! I made you this mix tape! 152 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:04,292 Hmm... Hairspray, cheap cologne, acid wash. 153 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:08,245 Oh... memories. Really takes me back. 154 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:10,383 ♪ That's the thing about stuff ♪ 155 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,076 ♪ That's the thing about stuff ♪ 156 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:18,076 -♪ He has no dinner ♪ -(squeaks) 157 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:20,076 ♪ That's the thing about stuff ♪ 158 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,956 - ♪ Whoo ♪ - (squeals) 159 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:26,207 -We're back to now, right? -(squeaks) 160 00:07:26,291 --> 00:07:30,131 Here's to old friends. 161 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:35,248 And you... get lost. (cackling) 162 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:39,419 (sobbing) 163 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,790 What? Huh? (shuddering) What's happening to me? 164 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,035 (growling) 165 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:46,535 Dickie? Dickie! 166 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:48,915 Why did you let him out of your sight? 167 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,960 Cunningham, can we talk? About anything else? 168 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,751 Nothing's gonna happen to Dickie! 169 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:57,254 (Greg) I only got three more copies of Grave Puncher 5! 170 00:07:57,333 --> 00:08:02,003 If you don't get one now, you'll be the only one who didn't get one now. 171 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:05,293 Did you hear that? We'll be the only one, Cunningham. 172 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:06,995 -Oh! -Tawny! 173 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:09,253 -(screaming) -Tawny! 174 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,503 Nothing's gonna happen to Dickie, huh? 175 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,923 -Stand still. -(screams) 176 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,830 (grumbles) 177 00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:16,787 -Tawny! -(screams) 178 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:21,665 -Tawny? Not Tawny. -(screams) 179 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,880 Thanks for saving me, Ninja. 180 00:08:23,959 --> 00:08:25,879 -You just spit in my eye. -Sorry. 181 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:28,129 -You just did it again. -(screaming) 182 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,538 -(girls screaming) -(grunting) 183 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:32,415 -(Dickie) Tawny! -(groans) 184 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,250 Ninja tripping balls! 185 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,793 Ninja hose borrow. 186 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:41,285 -(groaning) -Something's gotta be stanking this guy. 187 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,037 -Huh? Okay. -(sobbing) 188 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,875 It's not the photo. What else you packing, Dickie? 189 00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:49,959 Maybe it's... I don't know what this is. 190 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:52,131 -(rumbling) -Would you pipe down? 191 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,918 I'm trying to figure out how to de-stank you. 192 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,290 (groaning) 193 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:58,625 Stupid, indestructible '80s cellphone. 194 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,826 Yah! It wasn't any of that '80s junk, so what is it? 195 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:06,957 -Tawny! -(groans) 196 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:11,790 Stop saying that! Ninja shove! 197 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:13,825 -(shouting) -(roaring) 198 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:17,997 -(screams) Scary monster! -Huh? 199 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,960 We did it! Let's go to the hole. 200 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:23,881 I can't just leave Dickie in a shed for the next ninja to deal with. 201 00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:26,079 You can if you poke holes in the top. 202 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,416 What am I missing? (gasps) 203 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,540 Wait a minute. Tawny would be old by now. 204 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:33,575 Really old, like teacher old. 205 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:36,036 Ninja hunch! 206 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,130 Ms. Ringwald, what is your first name? 207 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:43,668 -It's Mary Elizabeth. -Bonk. 208 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,830 But everyone calls me Tawny. 209 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:47,247 How do you get "Tawny" from that? 210 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,423 -(screaming) -(roaring) 211 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,670 Come on! 212 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,000 -Hey! -Huh? 213 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,923 So this is either gonna de-stank that monster, 214 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,710 -or... -Excuse me, there's an "or"? 215 00:09:56,792 --> 00:09:59,462 I, um... I might not have thought this whole thing through. 216 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:01,632 -(roaring) -Ah! 217 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:05,921 ♪ That's the thing about stuff ♪ 218 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,290 - ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪ - Dickie? 219 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,125 Tawny? 220 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,958 Oh. Oooh... 221 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:19,503 Huh. 222 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,080 (indistinct) 223 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:30,634 (gasps) 224 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:38,375 ♪ You stank me with your love ♪ 225 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:42,128 ♪ Stank is forever ♪ 226 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:46,828 - ♪ Here in your arms is... ♪ - (burping) 227 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,417 Oh! I'm pretty sure they both tasted that one. 228 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,000 ♪ That's the thing about stuff ♪ 229 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:55,003 No! That is all kinds of gross. 230 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,253 Smoke bomb! 231 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,575 Boom! Knot not tied, tied. 232 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,877 -Let's bounce. -Took you long enough. 233 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,379 Maybe we can get the last one. 234 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:05,748 You could've gone without me. 235 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:08,674 You think I'd get the new Grave Puncher game without you, 236 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,880 my best friend? Wow. Just... wow. 237 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,459 You don't have any money, do you? 238 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,132 - Nope. - ♪ That's the thing about stuff ♪ 239 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,499 (chirping) 240 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,750 (squeals) 241 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:26,584 (grunts) Randy Cunningham, ninth grade phenom. 242 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:29,327 First freshman ever to ride in the Wave Slayer relays. 243 00:11:29,417 --> 00:11:31,917 Cunningham, through the shoots, Cunningham, off the ramp. 244 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,670 Cunningham something, something. 245 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,380 -Cunningham! Cunningham! -(Howard) Cunningham! 246 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:38,248 -What was that for? -For fantasizing 247 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,173 when you're supposed to be waxing. 248 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:44,130 -What was that for? -For asking what that was for. 249 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,958 Do you want to keep going, or do you want to do your job? 250 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:50,249 Howard, we did not join the Wave Slayers to sit around 251 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,793 waxing our water craft. 252 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:56,035 -We did it to rock! -No, that's why you did it. 253 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:59,705 I joined for the executive snack bar privileges. 254 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:04,172 And BT Dubbs, it's quarter past corndog. Where is Luigi? 255 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:07,080 (Italian accent) I'm so sorry. Luigi make it a promise. 256 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:10,706 You Slayer Waves, you no wait in the line. 257 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,962 Luigi, you know what would totally make this right? 258 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,671 Cheese sauce. 259 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,880 Right away, Senor Weinerman. 260 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:18,499 -(feet screech) -Mmm. 261 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:22,213 Snack... bar... privileges. 262 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,625 No. I can't take it. 263 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,379 I was born to ride, Howard. 264 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,958 -Huh? -(Howard) What are you doing? 265 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,251 That's Buttermaker's Wave Slayer. 266 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,293 Relax, I'm just going to sit on it. 267 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,995 Then why are you zipping that up? 268 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,333 -Safety? -(grumbles) 269 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:40,877 Taking out the captain's Slayer for a joyride is a really bad idea. 270 00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,789 (scoffs) Joyride? No, no, no, no. 271 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:47,915 As team waxer, it is my solemn duty to make sure the wax is evenly applied. 272 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,380 (chuckles) Ah, duty. 273 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,461 -(revving) -(Randy chuckles) 274 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,041 So Bruce! 275 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,575 Howard, sometimes you just gotta say... 276 00:12:58,667 --> 00:12:59,917 ...what the juice. 277 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,711 -(crashing) -What the juice? 278 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:06,252 When Coach Green sees this, he'll kick us off the team! 279 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,923 If I lose my snack bar privileges, so help me. 280 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,750 I can fix this. Aah! Aah! I can fix this! 281 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,290 Just a little more wax... 282 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,875 Yeah, as long as nobody looks at it, 283 00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:23,169 -I don't think they'll notice. -(approaching laughter) 284 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,210 (up-tempo music plays) 285 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,460 (humming) 286 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,252 Men, today we give those Flackville handshakers 287 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,003 a proper thwacking! 288 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:36,793 -Yeah! -Now, into the brine 289 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,745 for your preliminary hydro zigzaggery. 290 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:41,334 -Hmm? -Hmm? 291 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,375 Just go warm up. 292 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,498 -Shucks away! -Yeah! 293 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,785 -Oh, hey, Buttermaker. -Hey, hey, RC! 294 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:53,625 My baby waxed to the max? Gotta get my pre-race on! 295 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,829 Oh, right, maybe you could just chill on the dock, and, 296 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:59,627 I'm just spitballing here, you could visualize your pre-race, right? 297 00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:02,329 (chuckling) You know my philosophy. 298 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,127 Slay it, don't say it. 299 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:05,748 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's this? 300 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,294 Yeah, I guess I should tell you... 301 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:10,285 My seat! I can see my face in it! 302 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,325 Oh, tasty! You, dude, were born to buff! 303 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,667 Hmm. 304 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,710 What's you want to tell me, RC? 305 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,672 -Well, I might have, um... -(engine revving) 306 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,960 Taken your Slayer out and dented it, really damaged it, 307 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:23,421 -but, hopefully not, so good luck! -What? 308 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:25,537 I told him. 309 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,705 Besides, I mean, it's a tiny dent. I'm sure it'll be fine. 310 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,745 Oh, whoa! Steady, girl, dude! 311 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,712 Easy. (screaming) 312 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,665 No more snacks, they go "boom, boom." Ah! 313 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,880 It's all good, I'm okay. 314 00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,789 Just get me a fresh ride, coach. 315 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:51,455 -I can still win. -Uh, Buttermaker, I'm over here. 316 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,582 (groans) 317 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,877 Clearly your eggs have had a sound scrambling. 318 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,249 I'm dry docking you until further notice. 319 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,333 No! 320 00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:02,707 While losing our best rider, moments before our biggest race 321 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:05,252 is a bit of a Gulliver, fear not. 322 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:09,833 -I have a plan B. -Yes, plan B? 323 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,627 -We forfeit! -Oh, that's wonk. 324 00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:14,919 -Baby, that's wonk. -What have I done, Howard? 325 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,380 Wrecked the Wave Slayer, ended the team's chances of winning, 326 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,038 and Luigi's snack stand, and... hmm... 327 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:22,995 -That was rhetorical, wasn't it? -Hmm? Hmm... 328 00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,423 NinjaNomicon, you've gotta help me. 329 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,833 (gurgling) 330 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,037 Octo-world. 331 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,460 "When a ninja does wrong, he must own up to his mistakes." 332 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,882 Wow, that is way too Nomicon-y for this freshman to figure out. 333 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,379 (scoffs) 334 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,038 Still not following, but, don't worry, 335 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:48,325 I mean, I'll come up with something. (screams) 336 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,207 (grunts) Coach, wait. 337 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,381 -You can't forfeit! -Of course I can. 338 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,418 I simply inform the opposing coach that his team wins. 339 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,170 No, no, no, no. I mean, waxers are technically part of the team, 340 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:02,130 so why can't a waxer ride in Buttermaker's place? 341 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:07,418 Mr. Cunningham, you are absolutely right. Today, a waxer shall ride. 342 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,250 And, by the rules of the sea, set forth by Poseidon himself, 343 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:16,083 substitutes are chosen in reverse alphabetical order. 344 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:20,416 Weinerman! Prepare to taste the face of King Neptune. 345 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,420 (grunts) Stupid rules of the sea. 346 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:26,000 Listen, Coach Green, I'm more of a landlubber. 347 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,463 And a meat lover, and a cheese lover. 348 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:31,962 Perhaps my good friend, Cunningham, could lick Neptune's face for you? 349 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:36,921 Senor Weinerman, you no ride, you no get the snack bar privileges. 350 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,960 -(grunts) -Wax boy, tend to my Slayer. 351 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,423 (grumbles) Wax boy... Slayer... 352 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:47,330 (moans) Can't believe I blew it. 353 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,997 Gotta win the race. 354 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,043 (alarm ringing) 355 00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:04,329 What rouses me from my afternoon slumber? 356 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:08,377 Dejection? Or maybe it's disappointment. 357 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,375 Disheartenment, doldrums. 358 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,628 -(squeaks) -You're right. 359 00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:17,539 They're all equally wonderful states of misery. 360 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:28,126 Ah! Destroy... Flackville. (grunting) 361 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,038 -(shouts indistinctly) -Huh? 362 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,922 -(screams) -Dude. 363 00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:38,082 Nothing more refreshing than a chaotic day at the lake. 364 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:41,996 -(cackling) -(up-tempo music plays) 365 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:45,133 What up? It's your BF on the beach, H-dub! 366 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,418 Coming at you live from Lake Larusso. 367 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,040 Here's a look at the line-up. 368 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:52,665 Leading off on the tube run, it's Hank Peterson! 369 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:56,920 Putting his feet down in the buoys, it's Speedboat Sam Healy! 370 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,330 Followed by Doug the Tub Jiminsky on the raging ramp. 371 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:05,377 And anchoring the final sprint is our own... Howard Weinerman? 372 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,578 Are we trying to lose this thing? 373 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,423 Done waxing your Slayer, Mr. Weinerman. 374 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,330 Hey, you didn't give it the Buttermaker, did you? 375 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,287 -I'll give you the Buttermaker. -(whistle blows) 376 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,745 -Huh? -Slayers, to the starting line. 377 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:22,464 Time to be a hero. (grunting) 378 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,332 Ah! 379 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,253 (audience cheering) 380 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,673 (grunts, screams) 381 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,960 (moans) Hmm... 382 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,504 On your mark, get set, slay. 383 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:41,535 -Destroy, dude! -(screams) 384 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,915 Buttermaker? Looks like the ninja's getting wet. 385 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,745 -Yah! -Huh? 386 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,996 -(indistinct growling) -Huh? 387 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,083 (panting) Ninja amphibious kick! 388 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,166 -Yah! -Thanks, Ninja! 389 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,790 (grunts) 390 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,665 (screaming) 391 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:07,084 (grunting) 392 00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:08,754 What's up? 393 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,132 Is this intimidating you? 394 00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:14,169 'Cause I totally know what I'm doing here. 395 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,878 (growling) 396 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,832 Ninja double hook! 397 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,288 Ah! 398 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:29,375 Dude! Ninja expanding baton. (shouts) 399 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:33,918 (grunting) Ninja double expanding baton! 400 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,745 Hmm. That's cool. You get a head start. 401 00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:42,504 I like to keep things interesting anyway. 402 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,673 -Underwater ninja punch! -(growling) 403 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,043 Don't worry, Jiminsky, I'll win this one for the team! 404 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,825 (screaming) 405 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:54,246 Dude, your nose is all stanky. 406 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,673 -(growls) -Ninja nose bow. 407 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,543 (growling) 408 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,166 (cackling) 409 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,207 -(yells) -(grunts) 410 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,581 -Buttermaker, you okay? -Ninj, how's the race going? 411 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:14,577 |-Are we winning? -What? You were a honking monster! 412 00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,037 Why do you care about the race? 413 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,535 -I let my dudes down. -(shouting) 414 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,455 Never should've crashed and gotten hurt. 415 00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,422 -It's all my fault! -(gasps) 416 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:26,210 When a ninja does wrong, he must own up to his mistakes. 417 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,131 What if it wasn't all your fault? 418 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,958 -What if it was none your fault? -What? 419 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:33,211 What if, and this is just a ninja theory here, okay? 420 00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,921 But what if one of the waxers took your Slayer on a joyride 421 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,750 and accidentally damaged it. 422 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,634 Dude, I'd slay that little waxer where the zinc don't go. 423 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,379 Okay, all right. Now, that makes sense. 424 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,828 But what if he was really, really sorry? 425 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,627 Guess I'd just flick him in the ear... 426 00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:48,749 -Deal. -Huh? 427 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,044 Let's get you back in that race! 428 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,375 Ninja scarf grapple! 429 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,418 -Dude! -(screams) 430 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:57,420 -Hang on, Howard! -Back in the race, dudes! 431 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,750 I was like this close to winning. 432 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,254 No, you weren't. 433 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,173 -Well, now we'll never know, will we? -No, we'll know. We'll totally know. 434 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,503 (grunts) 435 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,707 Norrisville wins it by a nose! 436 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:15,962 And my brother, Howard "fart power" Weinerman, 437 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,751 had nothing to do with it. Big shocker there. 438 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:19,964 (all cheering) 439 00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,081 - We did it! - Whoo! 440 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,958 So, how'd Buttermaker take it when you fessed up? 441 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,291 It's all good. 442 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,035 (throbbing) 443 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,625 Actually kind of stings, 444 00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:33,959 but on a deeper, more emotional level, I feel a sense of... 445 00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,251 You know what would make that sentence more interesting? 446 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,083 Some buffalo knuckles. You in? 447 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,576 -Hey... you go ahead. -Hmm? 448 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,167 I got waxing to do. 449 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,956 Oh, well, have fun with that. 450 00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:48,291 (humming) 451 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,785 -(revving) -(gasps) 452 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,745 (grunting) What? 453 00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,334 -(crashing) -Ah, no! 454 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,747 That's enough for today. Howard, wait up! 455 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,884 Everything is fine here, nothing is broken! 456 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,787 ♪ Ain't had no dinner ♪ 457 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,375 ♪ Never seen no flicks ♪ 458 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:10,628 ♪ It's been a while but we still click ♪ 459 00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:14,249 ♪ You've been around I've been on ice ♪ 460 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,173 ♪ But I still think you look nice ♪ 461 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:19,170 ♪ That's the thing about stuff ♪ 462 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,750 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 463 00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:22,794 ♪ That's the thing about stuff... ♪ 34851

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