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(Randy) For 800 years,
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Norrisville High has beenprotected by a ninja.
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No one knows that every four years,
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a new warrior is chosen.
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♪ Go, ninja! ♪
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A freshman to fightthe forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.
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I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb ♪
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♪ What the heyCome on, you ♪
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♪ What the juiceHe's a Bruce ♪
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♪ Besta cheeseNinja freeze ♪
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♪ Ninja rockDon't stop ♪
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-♪ What the hey ♪-♪ Come on, you ♪
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♪ Do it, ninjaWhat the juice ♪
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♪ He's a heroCome on, fighter ♪
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♪ Just a freshman and a ninja ♪
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(Randy) Smoke bomb!
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(bell ringing)
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(man) Welcome, freshmen.
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I'm sure you're bummed
to be back in school.
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Well, so am I!
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Five hundred words.
What you did on your summer vacation.
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(Randy) Name: Randy Cunningham.
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Grade: Nine.
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Title: What I did on my summer...
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Cunningham.
Let me copy off ya'.
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Howard, we can't turn in
the exact same essay.
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We had the exact same summer.
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-(glass shattering)
-(groans)
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No talking!
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(Randy) Well, it wasn't the exact same.
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I mean, it started out the same.
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But then a week ago,something epic happened.
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(game) Congratulations.You have punched all the graves.
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(Randy) And the day after that,
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something even epic-er happened.
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The Ninja-nomicon.
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Eh.
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"You are the Ninja."
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Oh, my... sweet!
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I have to tell Howard.
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"You can't tell anyone."
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Ah, that's wonk!
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Listen, I don't know how it works,
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but the Ninja suitis the straight-up cheese.
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It lets me do thingsI could never, ever do.
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(grunting)
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(exclaiming)
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(laughs)
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I am Randy Cunningham.
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(grunting)
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I am the Ninja.
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It's pretty much the coolest thing ever.
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Only bummer is I can't tell anyone.
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Not even my best friend.
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(teacher) Pencils down!
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And now I'm realizingthis probably wasn't
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the best topic for my essay.
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What's this supposed to be?
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Uh, my commentary
on the fleeting nature of summer?
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Ooh, excellent use of metaphor.
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-Aced it!
-I'll give you a B.
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B'ced it!
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Go away, Bash!
I don't want a wedgie.
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I already gave you a wedgie.
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I just wanna give you your change!
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Can we talk about this ninja situation?
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Ninja situation?
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There is no ninja situation.
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Exactly, the no ninja situation.
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We've been in Norrisville High
for two days,
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and we haven't seen this guy once.
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I think he has to wait for like a monster
or a robot to attack.
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Why aren't you madder about this?
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-Come on!
-We are his number one fans.
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I mean, it's not like
he can just smoke bomb on by
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for a meet and greet.
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Or can he?
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You assured me you would
destroy the Ninja.
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But I haven't seen him all summer.
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Have you seen him, Viceroy?
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I haven't seen him.
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Then again, he is a ninja,
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so stealth is kinda his dealio.
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We have a plan.
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The second he pokes
his little ninja head
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out of his little ninja hidey-hole...
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Bam! Destroyed!
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(roaring)
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Do... not... fail... me.
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-(phone ringing)
-(both screaming)
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(woman) Mr. McFist,your wife is on the line.
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(grumbling)
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(inhaling, exhaling)
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Hey, sugarface!
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I'm a teensy bit busy here.
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Of course.
I'll meet you there, honeycakes.
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(shouting)
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How am I supposed
to run an evil empire
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when my stepson
keeps getting in trouble at school?
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Kids.
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Just get down to your lab
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and build me something deadly.
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Something dangerous.
Something with a cupholder!
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You know what?
Forget the cupholder.
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Just make it deadly.
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Mm-hmm.
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(bell ringing)
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(humming)
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Hmm. Hmm!
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Cunningham, I know you're in the can,
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but if you don't want me
to eat your tater lumps, just say so.
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(Randy) Smoke bomb!
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(all gasping)
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Hello, students. 'Tis I, the Ninja!
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-(all exclaiming)
-Finally! Yes!
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Ninja! Hey, Cunningham,
the Ninja just showed up.
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In these two days of school alone,
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Bash has given 66 wedgies, 32 swirlies,
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and a Chattanooga Gravy Bowl.
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Is that even a real thing?
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-(both shouting)
-Sweet potatoes?
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, Principal Slimovitz,
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I just don't believe my little Bashford
would ever do anything like that.
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Yeah, Ma, he's framing me!
(exclaims)
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Hey! The Ninja's in the cafeteria!
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(all chattering)
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Ooh, the Ninja!
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What say we take a fiver?
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I'm escaping!
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Oh, go on.
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If you don't destroy the Ninja now,
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it's all you'll talk about
on the ride home.
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You know what?
You're the best! Mwha!
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-(phone ringing)
-(Viceroy sighing)
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McFist Industries,
Evil Genius Viceroy speaking.
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The Ninja's at the school right now.
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Release the... (squeaking)
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...the thing!
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His name is Krakenstein.
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Release the Krakenstein!
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Go forth, my Krakenstein.
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And destroy the Ninja!
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(roaring)
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Well, he's about ye high,
red scarf, black suit.
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Maybe it's navy blue.
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(crashing)
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No, you're right, it is black.
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You never wear red with navy blue.
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Now, as a ninja, I must be prepared
at any moment to do this, and this,
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and how could I forget this?
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You've been great, everybody.
See ya next time.
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Remember to tip those lunch ladies.
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-Smoke bom...
-No, wait, Ninja.
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My buddy and I have been dying
to meet you since we were kids.
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Please just hang out
until he gets back?
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Aw, that's really cool of you.
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But I can't. I must go.
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-(roaring)
-(all screaming)
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Yes, destroy. Destroy!
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My first monster fight.
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So honkin' cool!
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Ninja flip!
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Monster, get ready to get...
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(groans)
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Eesh! "Cunningham, get back here.
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The Ninja's totally getting pwned."
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(phone ringing)
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I wouldn't say I'm getting pwned.
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Uh-oh. (groaning)
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(grunting) What?
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Oh, man, I am getting pwned.
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Ninja sprint!
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I wasn't hiding from you,
if that's what you think.
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(roaring)
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(screaming)
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-(bell ringing)
-Now what?
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-(shouting)
-(thudding)
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Where have you been?
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We were supposed
to meet the Ninja together.
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Man, but between you and me,
he was kinda stankin' it up out there.
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Come on, Howard. I... uh...
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The Ninja was trying his best, okay?
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It's not like there are instructions
for being the Ninja.
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The instructions!
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I need to use the bathroom!
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-(gasping)
-Hey ya, Randy.
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The Ninja-nomicon.
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Come on, baby, drop some secret
ninja knowledge on me.
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(Randy) "Believe in the weapon
that is in the suit."
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Okay, what's in the suit?
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I'm in the suit. I'm the weapon.
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I just have to believe in me.
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-See ya, Randy.
-(gasping)
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Whoa!
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Hey, perfect, you're back.
I got some great news.
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Sorry, Howard,
but I have to, um...
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-(bell ringing)
-No, no.
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You are going to stick around for this.
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Turns out the Ninja
couldn't beat that monster,
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so, he just locked it
in a basement stall.
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So, I let it out.
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You did what?
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Yeah. Now, he's just gotta come back,
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and we can see him
in action together.
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(horn blaring)
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You want to thank me now or later,
or how should we do this?
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Where the heck is what's-his-crack?
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-There he is!
-My car!
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Ninja action, courtesy of moi.
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Who's the best friend ever?
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Huh? Are you kidding me?
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(Randy) Smoke bomb!
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-(grunting)
-(all) Ninja, Ninja!
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I believe in me,
I believe in me.
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I believe in me kicking your butt.
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Ninja block, ninja block,
ninja block, ninja block,
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ninja block, and ninja block.
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Who's getting pwned now?
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(all chanting) Ninja!
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What?
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Secret arm! That is so Viceroy.
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I don't get it. I'm believing.
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What else could be in the suit?
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Ah. Believe in the weapon
that is in the suit.
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(roaring)
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That makes way more sense.
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Ah!
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(groans)
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Let's do this.
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(Randy shouting)
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Stop.
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(screaming) No!
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Way, dudes.
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That was awesome. Ha!
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(all chanting) Smoke bomb!
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Smoke bomb!
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Hey, Howard.
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Oh, you think
I'm some sort of chowder head?
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I... don't know how to answer that.
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-I know what you've been up to.
-You do?
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Yeah. First, you're gone, Ninja's here.
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And then, he's gone,
and then you're here.
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I know your secret, man.
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Listen, I wanted to tell you.
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Well, it's too late now.
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Yeah, I figured it all out.
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With my mind.
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This is such a relief.
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It's been killing me
that I couldn't tell you.
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I mean, sneaking off
so you can have the bathroom
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all to yourself every time
the Ninja shows up.
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Wait, you're the Ninja?
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My best friend's the Ninja!
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This is incredible!
I'm gonna tell everyone.
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You can't tell anyone.
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Well, that stinks.
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No, Howard, this stinks.
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Smoke bomb!
262
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,995
(Howard coughing) Oh, man.
Those things smell like fart.
263
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,133
(Randy) You get used to it.
264
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:54,788
You'd be surprised, you start liking it.
265
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,830
And how is this gonna get us
seats in the cool section?
266
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,377
Okay, trust me, Howard.
We go in there like, boom!
267
00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:03,998
And they're all like,
"Oh, no, you didn't!"
268
00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:06,083
And we're like,
"Oh, yes, we did!"
269
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,456
Whatever, let's just do it.
270
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,542
This stuff's making my butt itch.
271
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,383
(cheering)
272
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,785
(horn blowing)
273
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,745
What up, Norrisville High!
274
00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,416
-Dorks!
-(all laughing)
275
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,420
Oh, man.
He's talking about us.
276
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,420
(shivering)
277
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,500
That incredible display of school spirit
278
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,463
was supposed to get us
into the Fishcage.
279
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,672
(chattering)
280
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,250
Does anyone even talk
to freshmen anymore?
281
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,673
I can't be bothered. No way.
282
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:43,830
Oh.
283
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,577
Only the cool de la cool
get to sit there.
284
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,457
No freshman has ever gotten in.
285
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:50,582
(screaming)
286
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,787
Nice try, Doug.
287
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,915
Hey, at least we're not sitting
with the marching band.
288
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,460
That section's got a splash zone.
289
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,497
(humming)
290
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:09,043
Bucky, there's no triangle solo
in this song.
291
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,665
Or any song.
292
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,790
(all booing)
293
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,995
Bucky! What'd I tell you
about showboatin'?
294
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,383
(singing)
295
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:18,578
Hensletter, your triangle's writing checks
your dinger can't cash.
296
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,997
You're benched till further notice.
297
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,673
But the triangle's my life.
298
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,500
Put your dinger in my hand, son.
299
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,503
You can take my dinger,
300
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,753
but you'll never take
my back-up dinger!
301
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,625
(grunts)
302
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:36,579
(sad trombone)
303
00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,457
Ho-ho! Sad trombone.
304
00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,292
Ultimate band burn.
305
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,665
(sobbing)
306
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,126
(sniffing)
307
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:59,625
Mmm. Misery,
with subtle notes of humiliation,
308
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:02,879
and just the slightest hint of flop sweat.
309
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:06,709
Yum. He will do nicely.
310
00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:08,962
(sinister laughter)
311
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,790
(shouting)
312
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,750
They'll pay! They'll all...
313
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,174
-(cheering)
-Hey, come on!
314
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,044
...pay.
315
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:29,627
(humming)
316
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,673
Good game tonight, team.
317
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,290
You played some strong D.
318
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,785
Your B flats and A minor sevenths
weren't bad either.
319
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:41,785
(sad trombone)
320
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,625
Stevens, cool it
with the trombone jokes.
321
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,999
-(rumbling)
-(shouting)
322
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,543
(screeching)
323
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:51,213
Ah, feels good to be out of that
humiliating body paint.
324
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,791
Yeah, now we're just two freshmen
kicking it in Speedos.
325
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:57,035
Nothing embarrassing about that.
326
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,825
(screaming)
327
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,377
Something tells me it's Ninja time.
328
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,460
You're gonna put that on you face?
329
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:05,962
Yes, I am.
330
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:07,501
But it was in your pants!
331
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:08,503
Yes, it was!
332
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,630
(exclaiming)
333
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,038
(all shrieking)
334
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,082
(Randy) Smoke bomb!
335
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:23,166
-(cheering)
-Drop that piano.
336
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,384
Uh-oh.
(groaning)
337
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,923
I probably should have
seen that coming.
338
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:40,712
Princess Tootie. I almost lost you.
339
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,292
(shouting)
340
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,665
Hey, you, cowbell.
341
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,710
Cowbell me.
342
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,420
Ha!
343
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:56,789
(bell tolling)
344
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,958
Ah!
345
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,292
Okay, so here's a question, Bucky.
346
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,075
What exactly is going on here?
347
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,536
Like in this... in this area?
348
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,875
(distorted voice)
If I can't play triangle in the band,
349
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,789
then no one will.
350
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,457
But my no showboating policy.
351
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,462
He was showboating.
You all saw it.
352
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,502
(rattling)
353
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,375
(groaning)
354
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,168
Gonna drop it!
355
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,750
Oh, boy.
356
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:51,165
Uh...
357
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,630
(cymbal dings)
358
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:54,419
Smoke bomb!
359
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,381
(bell ringing)
360
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,998
I was out till curfew
looking for Bucky.
361
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,293
You just can't find a runaway
monster on a school night.
362
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,995
Yeah, he'll turn up eventually.
363
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,253
Not good enough, Howard.
364
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,963
The Ninja needs to do
something about this.
365
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,631
No, the "Ninja" needs
to come up with a new plan
366
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,539
to get us into the Fishcage tonight.
367
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,495
Hey, how about you come up
with a plan for once?
368
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,170
(both laugh)
369
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,920
I know, it sounded stupid
the minute it came out of my mouth.
370
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,460
It did, it really did.
371
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,252
You can still make us the first freshmen
in the Fishcage, Cunningham.
372
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,883
I believe in you.
373
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,829
(yawns)
374
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:32,577
Being inspiring really wipes me out.
375
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:37,543
(snoring)
376
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,535
Something turned Bucky
into a monster.
377
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,575
Maybe the Ninja-nomicon
knows how to change him back.
378
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:48,168
(Randy) "Severing the puppet's strings."
379
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,500
What the juice?
380
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,923
"You gotta D'stank 'em, bro!"
381
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,130
Again, I ask. What the juice?
382
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,254
(Randy) "The evil funkpossesses the vulnerable,
383
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,753
using that which he holds most dear."
384
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,496
I have to D'stank him, bro!
385
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,003
Really? Yelling in the library?
386
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,083
We got like one rule
and you just broke it.
387
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,456
Sorry.
388
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,330
(squeaking)
389
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,668
(shrieking)
390
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,380
Hello.
391
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,708
I don't think we've met.
392
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:33,042
I am The Sorcerer.
393
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:36,625
I have been down here for 800 years.
394
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,709
You've probably heard of me.
395
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,625
(squeaking)
396
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:41,999
Makes no difference.
397
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,003
I will not be here much longer.
398
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:48,173
My latest creation
is up above spreading chaos.
399
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,920
Chaos gives me power.
400
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,960
And once I have enough power,
401
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,171
I will break free from this prison,
402
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,580
and destroy the Ninja.
403
00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,667
(sinister laughter)
404
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,668
Are you laughing with me or at me?
405
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,420
-(squeaking)
-Good.
406
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,035
-(Randy) Hey, man.
-So, what's the plan for...
407
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:19,165
(shouts) Why are you wearing that?
408
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,960
-I joined the marching band.
-Why are you saying that?
409
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,331
Uh, because you asked.
410
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,543
Hey!
411
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,581
-How did this happen?
-I auditioned.
412
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,037
-(dinging)
-You're in!
413
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,455
Didn't know I was so musical, did ya'?
414
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,212
Why, when we're trying
to sit in the cool section,
415
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,581
did you go and join
the dorkiest dorks on Earth?
416
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:39,997
I know, I know, it's bad timing.
417
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:42,333
(Randy muffled) But if the band
has a new triangle player,
418
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,877
Bucky's guaranteed to show up,
419
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,919
and then the Ninja will take him down.
420
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,250
Your ninja-ing is killing
any chance at popularity.
421
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,833
It's the price I have to pay.
422
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,787
We're paying it.
423
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,325
We. Cunningham,
you're my best friend.
424
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,287
But as long as you're sporting
that geek gear,
425
00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,915
I cannot be seen with you.
426
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,960
Give me your word you'll stay in here
ten seconds after I leave.
427
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,881
-You have my word.
-Good.
428
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:06,079
(Howard) Oh, one more thing. (farts)
429
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,666
(laughing)
430
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:08,790
(Randy) Not cool, man!
431
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,665
That is not cool!
432
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:14,380
(growling, gasping)
433
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,535
(woman) Bucky!
434
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,915
Ain't you performing
with the band tonight, sweetheart?
435
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,960
(screeching)
436
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,915
(band playing)
437
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,790
(chatter)
438
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:33,794
Let us be clear.
I'm only sitting here for the snacks.
439
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:41,459
(chatter, laughter)
440
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:42,962
(Randy) Really?
441
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,631
You can't be seen with me?
442
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,749
-(thudding)
-(all gasping)
443
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,420
(screeching)
444
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,710
(all screaming)
445
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,752
Hey, Howard.
Do you have the time?
446
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,544
-I'm not doing this with you.
-Oh, what do you know?
447
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,245
-It's Ninja o'clock.
-Dumb.
448
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,503
(sinister laughter)
449
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,750
(groans)
450
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:13,004
(all screaming)
451
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,173
(exclaiming)
452
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,576
(cheering)
453
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,917
Bucky, I do not feel right
about beating up a band geek.
454
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,960
-But... (groans)
-(all) Ooh!
455
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:25,044
-(groaning)
-He killed the snack bar.
456
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:28,245
You make him pay, Ninja.
You make him pay!
457
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,213
Okay, easy there, buddy.
458
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,501
-(screeching)
-(shouts)
459
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,334
(screaming)
460
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,291
I gotta D'stank this geek.
461
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,415
(Randy) That which he holds most dear.
462
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,670
(echoing) Most dear,most dear, most dear.
463
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:43,710
Back-up dinger!
464
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,875
Ninja flash!
465
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,713
Ninja snatch!
466
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,383
(whooshing)
467
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,708
(moaning)
468
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:18,212
(groaning)
469
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:19,381
(all cheering)
470
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:22,498
(chanting) Smoke bomb!
471
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,333
Smoke bomb!
472
00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:28,832
Well, Howard, we did it.
473
00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:31,957
We're the first freshmen
ever to sit in the Fishcage.
474
00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:34,041
Technically, that is true.
475
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:36,165
Aw, I guess I forgive you
for joining the band.
476
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,750
Forgiveness accepted, buddy.
477
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,464
Forgiveness accepted.
478
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:41,082
(shivering, moaning)
479
00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:43,746
Hey, check it out. That guy's naked!
480
00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:46,544
What happened? Why am I naked?
481
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:49,125
Ha-ha! Go get some loaner pants, man.
482
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:51,878
(groans) I did not need to see that.
483
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:02,165
(theme music playing)
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