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Your friend Dary
said he can beat up
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your friend Dan
the other day.
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WAYNE:
You're dreaming, bud.
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DARYL: Am not.
DAN: Are, too.
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You're Joseph
and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat, bud.
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All I'm saying is,
if it came down to it
and I hope it wouldn't...
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Well, see you're soft
on it already, Dary.
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I could beat Dan
in a fight.
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You're mixing
a Hardy, bud.
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Am not.
Are, too.
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You're down there
mixing a Tom Hardy.
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Oh, I would smash
that dude
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like a Terry's
Chocolate Orange
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Same. How's your beers?
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ALL: I'll have a beer.
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Must be nice,
you can pick up
some extra shifts here
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while Gail's down
at her South American
Single's Resort, huh, Bonnie?
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You wanna know what?
If two of my bars burnt down
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I'd be fucking off, too.
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I'm envious
of that old goat.
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It's light lifting.
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This place could run
off honor system
if it had to.
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DARYL: Okay,
Katy and Bonnie,
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who do you think
would win a fight,
me or Dan?
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Dan.
(SIGHS)
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Why don't you two
just arm wrestle
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and get
to the bottom of it.
No.
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Why not?
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Well, because arm wrestling
is not a legitimate barometer
for strength,
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and certainly
not toughness.
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You're either born
a good arm wrestler
or you're not.
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Youse could leg wrestle.
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WAYNE: No.
Why not?
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Well, because if they're
on the floor rubbing
their legs together,
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they've both lost.
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How are we gonna
sort this out?
Oh, youse could have to fight.
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No.
Sure.
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See, you're
a good friend, Dan.
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How is Dan
a good friend
in all of this?
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Well, Dan sees you're
quite upset about this.
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He's willing to put
his beer down,
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come over there
and beat the shit out of you
so that you're over it.
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Tyson, who would win
in a fight between
Dan and Dary?
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Dary.
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
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KATY: Why?
Longer reach,
quicker on his feet.
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Not above a nut shot
or a hair pull.
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Joint Boy?
Squirrelly Dan.
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KATY: Why?
'Cause he's Squirrelly.
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Who do youse think
would win in a fight
between you two?
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(BOTH SCOFF)
BOTH: Me.
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BOTH: You?
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BOTH: Me.
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(THUDDING)
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See, now there's a good friend.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Fifteen‐four
and I'd hoped for more.
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Fifteen‐two,
that's where it's new.
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Zeros, which is
also knowns
as a 19's hand,
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'cause a 19's hand
is impossibles to get
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in the games
of Cribbage.
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ALL:
♪ Do, re, mi
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♪ Do, re, mi
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♪ Nineteen go fuck yourself ♪
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Fuck, she's really cooled
down out there.
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Are you boys
down to pay
10 Neil deGrasse Tysons?
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Where has Katy
been all day?
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Dude, you fucking mind?
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What are you
sleep walkings,
Daryl?
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In the words of legendary
Canadian singer‐songwriter
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Alanis Morissette,
"You oughta know."
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In the words of legendary
Canadian songwriter
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Greg Keelor of Blue Rodeo,
"It hasn't hit me yet."
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In the words of Jim Cuddy,
also of iconic Canadian
rock band Blue Rodeo,
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"Try."
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In the words
of Grammy award‐winning
Canadian singer‐songwriter
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Sarah McLachlan,
"You're building a mystery."
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In the words
of genre‐bending
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Canadian‐Indie rock band
Arcade Fire,
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"Wake up."
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In the words
of multi‐international
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award‐winning
songstress Celine Dion,
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"It's all coming
back to me now."
And?
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In the words
of Canadian popstar
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and heartthrob Justin Beiber,
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"Is it too late now
to say sorry?"
And?
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In the words of multi‐Juno
award‐winning
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Canadian singer‐songwriter
Bryan Adams,
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"Please forgive me."
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Good people makes
mistakes, Daryl.
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How do you forget
about the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee,
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and how much
it means to Katy?
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You call yourself a friend.
Now wait.
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You're right, Dan.
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I'm sorry, Dary.
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It's okay, good buddy.
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It's just that I, uh...
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...wish I could take
some of her pain
from last year,
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put it on myself,
you know.
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We alls dos,
good buddies.
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I mean, she really
had it all.
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Champion Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee
nine years running.
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She was just a girl
when she won
her first Bee.
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God damn it, she was
just a girl.
Then came Stewart.
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We do not says that names
in this house, Dary.
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That fuck oughta
spell with someone
his own size.
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He's been spelling
out of his own weight class
for years now.
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Like, she forgot
a silent E.
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Completely out
of character for her.
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Do you wanna know what?
That silent E may follow
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her around
for the rest of her life.
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She's worns it
like a shit stain
ever since.
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That fuck thinks
that he can just
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walk around town
spelling like that?
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We all know
that types of spelling's
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gonna catch up
to him one days.
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It has to.
Okay, you wanna spell, bud?
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Wanna walk around town
spelling like that, okay?
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I'll spell with you
any day of the week
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and I suggest you let
that one marinate.
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KATY: Who's doing all
the hollering down there?
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She's tryings
to studies, Waynes.
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Like, it's clear
what needs to be done here.
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Wanna make a pact?
Of course, we makes
a pacts, Dary.
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I'm surprised we're not
making a pact right now.
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We works around the clocks
to helps her get her spellings
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ups to hers potential.
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We don't sleep.
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Keep her focused.
Keep her inspired.
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Keep her hydrated.
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We're coming in.
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So cover up.
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REILLY: Okay, girls.
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Girls?
That's what I said.
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Who you calling girls?
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(STAMMERS) Oh. No,
we mean women.
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Yes, that is my bad.
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I am sorry.
It is an old habit.
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See, we call the men
on our team "Boys."
So I just...
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It's completely inappropriate.
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Okay.
Mary‐Anne over there
is not a girl.
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When's the last time
you saw a girl's tits
sag so low,
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she could tuck 'em
into her joggers?
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You're right,
Betty‐Anne.
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To call us girls is
wildly inappropriate.
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Look at you.
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When's the last time
you saw a girl
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with enough pubic hair
to lose her keys in?
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Along with the buoyant
Canadian Tire key chain?
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Okay, okay, okay.
That's enough, uh...
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Ladies.
Yes, ladies.
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I'm even
more offended
by that.
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Tell me how
Mary‐Anne's a lady?
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Her Jill‐strap's got
more skid marks
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than a runaway truck
laying on a coastal
mountain highway.
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Yes, I'm afraid
you guys missed
the mark again.
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Betty‐Anne's no lady.
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She picks and flicks
more boogers
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than a restless
Dutch eight‐year‐old
with Asperger.
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Well‐done, Mary‐Anne.
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You're unpredictably articulate
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for a girl who waves
goodbye to her pee
when she flushes the toilet.
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You wanna talk
about unpredictable,
Betty‐Anne?
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Who would have thought
the girl who ingested
mosquito eggs
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after drinking
out of mud puddles
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would ever almost
be accepted
to community college.
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Reilly, Jonesy,
get out here.
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REILLY: Okay.
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It's getting pretty cold
out there, eh?
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Down to almost
ten Degrassi Junior Highs.
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You guys bring your coats?
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(BOTH STAMMER)
I'm just kidding.
I don't give a fuck.
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I'm used to you two
embarrassing me.
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I go to bed at night,
fucking embarrassing.
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I get up in the morning,
fucking embarrassing.
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The only time you two
have ever humiliated me
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is when you
started spelling.
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Now please, tell me.
You put in the work this year.
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We always put in
the work, coach.
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We never wanna
let you down
or the boys.
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But we've been upfront
about being
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dog‐shit spellers
from get go, so...
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We're trying our best,
but we're Math guys,
Coach.
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Don't fucking bullshit me.
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Okay, if it were a
Chelling Bee.., I mean...
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Dog‐shit spellers.
Unreal chellers.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
You two, focus!
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I have money
on this, all right?
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And for me to get that money,
I've done a little...
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tinkering behind the scenes.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, yes.
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I think you two
are going to do
quite well this year.
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(GIGGLING MALICIOUSLY)
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(STRUMMING GUITAR)
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Hey, Katy,
I made you a smoothie.
It's on the counter.
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What's in it?
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Half an avocado,
half a banana,
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half a cup
of blueberries,
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a scoop of vanilla‐whey
protein powder,
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half a cup of water,
13 almonds.
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Hope you're
not triskaidekaphobic.
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That's the fear
of the number 13.
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You can spell
that, right?
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It's one of the most commonly
used words in spelling bees,
everybody can.
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You staying hydrated?
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What are you doing?
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Who me? Sudoku.
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Didn't you not know
that doing number puzzles
and games increases
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the neuroplasticity
within the brain
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and helps it
reorganize itself.
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Did you wanna do one?
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No.
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Dan, why are
you lifting weights?
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Who's? Mes?
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Didn't you nots knows
that exercisings
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allows your brains
to takes on the proteins
called BDNF,
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which helps with focus,
concentrations and memories?
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Here's, I gots ones
for youse, too.
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No.
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What?
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You play guitar now?
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Who me?
Of course, I do.
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Didn't you not know
that playing an instrument
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strengthens
the corpus callosum
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that links hemispheres
in your brain
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by creating
new connections?
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Do you wanna know
what a G chord
sounds like, Katy?
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(STRUMS G CHORD)
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Super.
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Katy?
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I'm more than
a little bit concerned
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you're the only one
around here not looking
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to create new neural pathways
in the brain.
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I'm just gonna get a beer.
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ALL: No!
What?
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Oh, those alcohols
doesn't kill brain cells
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like some peoples thinks,
it does damages them.
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This is about
the spelling bee, isn't it?
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Yeah, see,
it's just that I, uh...
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Sat and watched you spell
your little heart out
last year, and then...
240
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,766
And Stewart come up
and spell‐bull, ya.
241
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,133
We don't say that name
in this house!
242
00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,666
I just sat there
and watched it.
I just sat there.
243
00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,066
I don't know if I'm ever
gonna be able to forgive
myself for that.
244
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,700
Guys...
245
00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,266
I'm ready.
246
00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,633
Okay, I just...
I need youse
to believe in me.
247
00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:37,066
'Course we believe
in you, Miss Katy.
248
00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,866
To have my back.
Of course, we have
your back.
249
00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,266
Well, of course,
we'll keep you hydrated.
250
00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,833
Oh, I'll be plenty hydrated
while I'm drinking champagne
251
00:09:42,866 --> 00:09:44,900
out of my tenth title trophy.
252
00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,933
So help me God.
253
00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:50,200
(UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKER)
You are the champ.
254
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,100
Walk it
255
00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:54,866
and talk it.
256
00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,700
Be it.
257
00:09:57,933 --> 00:10:00,233
Stewart, the bikes
are outside.
258
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,033
Let's do this.
But grab a sweater.
259
00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:04,000
It's cooled down.
Down to about
ten Degrassis
260
00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,900
always greener
on the other side.
261
00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:07,000
Are you ready?
262
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,666
Spell me in.
263
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:10,966
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
264
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,000
Stewart, I was wondering
if I could double the champ
on his bike.
265
00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,666
GIRL 2: Actually,
I was hoping
266
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,666
I could double the champ
to the spelling bee.
267
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,866
I'm doubling
the champ.
268
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,933
No, I'm doubling
the champ.
269
00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:23,033
(CHUCKLES)
270
00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:24,100
GIRL 1: Okay, guys.
271
00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:26,966
You guys can double
the champ
to the spelling bee,
272
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,166
but we get
to double the champ
after he wins tonight.
273
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,066
Wondrous.
274
00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:38,633
Break it down for me.
275
00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:40,766
Stewart's your biggest threat
that we know.
276
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,200
We've got intel
that he's been training
with some Dark Web spellers,
277
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,066
and I can tell you
what words they've
been using to spell with,
278
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,766
but I don't think
you wanna know.
279
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,133
I don't. Next.
280
00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,233
Joint Boy is actually
a pretty good spellers
when he's stoned,
281
00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:51,333
so keep your eyes open,
282
00:10:51,366 --> 00:10:53,266
'cause theirs are gonna be
damns near sealed shut.
283
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,566
Always. Next.
284
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,933
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.
They're fucking idiots.
285
00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:59,966
Okay.
But McMurray's been
known for spelling dirty.
286
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,633
I need you
to watch your back.
287
00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,100
McMurray's a piece of shit.
288
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,833
Now you knows
we believes in you,
Miss Katys.
289
00:11:04,866 --> 00:11:06,033
And we've always
got your back.
290
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,200
And we're gonna keep
you hydrated.
Don't worry about that.
291
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:10,066
And we appreciates
that you spells mean...
292
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,866
(EXHALES)
...but we thinks
you can spells meaner.
293
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,266
We want you
to show some teeth.
294
00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,300
So to helps you
with that,
295
00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:18,700
we gots you this.
296
00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:21,133
(INHALES SHARPLY)
297
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,166
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
298
00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:38,466
(SHIVERS) Getting cold
out there, eh?
299
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,000
It's down to about
ten degrees Witherspoons.
300
00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,166
Got the money?
301
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,133
As discussed,
my money's on the girl.
302
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,533
Two hundred
on Joint Boy.
303
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:47,100
Two hundred
on Jonesy and Reilly.
304
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,166
Nice.
305
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,133
I'll put the pot
where it's safe.
306
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,266
Same.
307
00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:53,266
Winner takes all?
308
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,000
Winner takes all.
Duh.
309
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,600
Good.
310
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:58,166
I'm looking
forward to that.
311
00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:01,300
(GIGGLING MALICIOUSLY)
312
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,366
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)
313
00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,433
Welcome to the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee,
314
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:19,566
♪ A, B, C
Now look at my D,
315
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,166
♪ And E, F, G
N, L, M, N, O, P.
316
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,566
♪ Q, R, S
Talking T, U, V
317
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,500
♪ Come on, Letterkenny,
it's a Spelling Bee ♪
318
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,100
Coolin' down
out there, folks.
319
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,500
Down to about 10
deg‐Reese's
Peanut Butter Cups.
320
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,466
Anywho...
321
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,500
Based on lengthof past spelling bees,
322
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,266
coupled with
speller proficiency,
323
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,100
this year's bee will be
single knockout.
324
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,600
(ALL GASP)
325
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:42,000
Sudden death overtime
begins right now.
326
00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:43,200
Could I use
the toilet?
327
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,266
I don't know.
Can you?
328
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,300
May I use the toilet?
329
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,033
Yes, you may.
330
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:55,066
Katy, the first word
is yours.
331
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,066
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)
332
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,366
Shut up!
333
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,100
Shut your fucking mouth!
334
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,533
You think this is
the PGA?
335
00:14:04,566 --> 00:14:07,166
You can just
hoop and holler
whenever you want?
336
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,000
Ba‐ba fucking booey?
337
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:11,166
We respect
our athletes here,
338
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,066
so sit down,
shut up,
339
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,333
and enjoy some fucking
adult spelling.
340
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:21,500
Katy, your word
is "Farceur".
341
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,000
(CHIMES)
342
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,133
Farceur.
343
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,233
(SCOFFS)
344
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:27,066
Can I get
a definition, please?
345
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,233
A writer or actor
of satire.
346
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,566
Farceur.
347
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,033
Hence, farce.
348
00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:34,100
Farceur.
349
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:37,500
F‐A‐R‐C‐E‐U‐R.
350
00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:39,366
Farceur.
Correct.
351
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:44,400
They should
be able to clap
352
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:45,500
if she gets one right,
Squirrelly Dan.
353
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:48,066
Yeah, like that's
what we've done
in the past.
354
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,600
Yeah, but looks
at what happens
last years.
355
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,500
Yeah, but she's used
to getting cheered for,
right?
356
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:52,400
We don't want her
to get inside
357
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,100
of her own head
if no one cheers
for her.
358
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,233
It's the last thing
we fucking want.
359
00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:56,400
It's too risky, Dan.
360
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,233
Okay, I'm sorry
for my outburst earlier.
361
00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:04,100
I came at you
with a lot of anger
362
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,433
and that was unnecessary.
363
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:08,133
You can cheer if someone
gets a word right,
364
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,600
but its starts
and ends there.
365
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:13,333
I don't wanna hear
a fucking fart
out of any of you
366
00:15:13,366 --> 00:15:14,600
if someone gets
a word wrong.
367
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:18,600
As sure as grandma's got gout,
if I hear one fucking heckle,
368
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,566
I will staple your tongue
to your taint,
369
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,666
so you can watch me
kick your ass.
370
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:27,233
Jimmy, why don'ts you repeat
the last thing you said there?
371
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,633
"Correct."
372
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,166
(ALL APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)
373
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,300
Stewart, the next word
is yours.
374
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:45,466
Goddamn, it makes me hot
when a man can spell.
375
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,000
I do love
a good tongue.
376
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,066
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.
377
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,333
Fucking idiots.
378
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,466
Stewart, your word
is "Disparate".
379
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,566
(CHIMES)
Disparate.
380
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,266
STEWART: Distinct
in quality and character.
381
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,200
How appropriate.
(CHUCKLES)
382
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,333
Disparate.
383
00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:02,266
D‐I‐S
384
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:08,166
P‐A‐R‐A‐T‐E.
385
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,933
(WHISPERS) Disparate.
Correct.
386
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,000
(ALL CHEERING)
387
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,633
Spell my name, Stewart.
Spell it.
388
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,466
GIRL: What else can
you do with that tongue?
389
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,500
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.
390
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,166
Fucking idiots.
391
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,633
And with that,
Reilly and Jonesy,
392
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,433
the next word
is yours.
393
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,600
Reilly, Jonesy...
(FEEDBACK WHINES)
394
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:31,500
Your word is...
"Hockey".
395
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,933
Uh, this is the... Okay.
396
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,533
Hockey.
397
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:40,000
Can I hear the wordused in a sentence,please?
398
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,266
Uh, okay.
The Letterkenny Irish
399
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,600
are a Senior A
whale shit hockey team
400
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:45,933
that recently folded.
401
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:47,600
REILLY: Hockey.
402
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,200
(STAMMERS) H...
403
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,266
O...
404
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,233
K...
405
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,200
BOTH: C... C...
406
00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:04,133
K... E...
407
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,566
Y...
408
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,466
REILLY: Y?
JONESY: Yeah. Y.
409
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,066
Are you finished?
410
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,200
BOTH: Yes.
Correct.
411
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,566
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Yeah.
412
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,166
BOTH: Fucking idiots.
413
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,266
Thanks.
414
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,233
(SIGHS)
415
00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:22,266
Joint Boy,
the next word
is yours.
416
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,366
Joint Boy?
417
00:17:27,966 --> 00:17:29,066
(EXHALES)
418
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,200
Joint Boy!
419
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,666
I suppose it is his name.
420
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,966
Joint Boy...
421
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,166
Your word is "Ensconce".
(MONITOR CHIMES)
422
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,333
Ensconce.
423
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:45,633
Got a fuck load
of joints ensconced
in this fanny pack.
424
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,066
Ensconce.
425
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,333
E‐N‐S‐C‐O‐N‐C‐E.
426
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:52,000
Ensconce.
Correct.
427
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,133
Yes!
428
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,366
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
429
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,333
Can I use the toilet again?
430
00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:02,200
Can you cancan?
Can you do the cancan?
431
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,533
Good thing it's not
the Grammar Bee.
432
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,400
McMurray, the next word
is yours.
433
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,433
(EXHALING RAPIDLY)
434
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,533
Wayne! How'r ya now? Not t'bad.
And you?
Uh huh
435
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:20,366
McMurray, your word
is "Confrere".
(CHIMES)
436
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,666
Confrere.
437
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,400
Definition, please.
438
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,466
A colleague
or comrade.
439
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,400
Confrere.
440
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:31,133
(CHUCKLES)
With confreres like this
who needs enemies.
441
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,133
Okay, "Confrere".
442
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:37,600
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
C‐O‐N‐F‐R‐A‐R‐E.
Confrere.
443
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,466
Uh, I'm sorry, McMurray,
that is incorrect.
444
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,000
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
445
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,566
The proper spelling
of confrere is
446
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,033
C‐O‐N‐F‐R‐E‐R‐E.
447
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,933
Exactly what I said.
448
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:50,466
I thought I heard
C‐O‐N‐F‐R‐A‐R‐E.
449
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,200
Well, you're mistaken.
450
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,366
JIM: I do apologize.
451
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,633
Oh, don't worry
about it, Dickskin.
452
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:55,933
Dickins.
453
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:57,333
Exactly what I said.
Dickskin.
454
00:18:57,366 --> 00:18:59,133
We sure we got
the right Master
of Ceremonies
455
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,866
for this thing
here, okay?
456
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,500
I think you need to get
your earwax checked, Dickskin.
(SNIFFS AND CLEARS THROAT)
457
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,033
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
458
00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:09,066
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)
459
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,166
(CHIMES)
460
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:19,000
(CHIMES)
461
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:24,033
(CHIMES)
462
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,066
(CHIMING)
463
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,100
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
464
00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:36,666
(CHIMES)
465
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,266
(CHIMING)
466
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,500
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
467
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:14,933
(MUSIC STOPS)
468
00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:16,500
Give 'em a fucking break, Jim.
469
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,566
They've been spelling
their goddamn hearts
out up there.
470
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,666
Call an intermission.
471
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,866
There was no intermission
slotted for today's bee.
472
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,733
We'll press on.
473
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,566
DAN: How many words
gots to gets spelled
474
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,900
before someone
just keels over.
475
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,633
Someone's gotta start asking
the tough questions
around here.
476
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,700
I've seen this before, Jim.
It's time we learned from it.
477
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:33,966
In the words of arguably
the greatest Canadian
rock band of all time,
478
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,300
The Tragically Hip,
"It's a good life
if you don't weaken."
479
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,000
Also in the words
of Gordon Downie,
480
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,733
legendary lead singer
of The Tragically Hip,
481
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:47,400
"I can make you scared
if you want me to."
482
00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:50,233
(STAMMERS) Hey, okay.
483
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:52,633
That's good then.
Fifteen minute
intermission, everyone.
484
00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:54,266
Sorry about that, Wayne.
485
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,566
I'll get her hydrated.
486
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,300
Youse get Reilly and Jonesy
on Jim Dickins' radar.
487
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,900
Some buttfuckery
at play there.
488
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,500
Jims.
489
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,800
Now I know
you noticed
490
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:10,933
that Reilly
and Jonesy's words
491
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:12,500
are simpler
than everyone else's,
492
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:15,666
and quite suspiciously
all hockeys‐related.
493
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,433
Yep, there's a wee bit
of buttfuckery at play
here, Jim.
494
00:21:18,466 --> 00:21:20,500
This has been the system
ever since Uncle Eddie won
495
00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:23,266
the very first
Letterkenny Adult Spelling Bee.
in the late '60s.
496
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,800
We must honor it.
Exactly.
497
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,533
And aren't you guys
the ones that are
always saying
498
00:21:26,566 --> 00:21:28,433
you shouldn't fuck
with tradition.
499
00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:30,800
It's fucking embarrassing.
500
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,833
Jim, McMurray's screwing
the system, here.
501
00:21:35,866 --> 00:21:37,400
You can't understand
what he's saying.
502
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:39,466
He's pulling the wool
over your eyes, cowboy.
503
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,933
Well, well, well.
504
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:43,533
Ain't not hater
quite like
505
00:21:43,566 --> 00:21:45,933
a spelling bee hater,
now, is there?
506
00:21:45,966 --> 00:21:47,733
What's the matter, Tanis?
507
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,866
You got some money
riding on the bee?
508
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,266
Money?
509
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,333
There is to be no betting
at the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee.
510
00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:56,933
Your dirty money is an insult
to the integrity of the sport.
511
00:21:56,966 --> 00:21:58,566
Yeah, Tanis.
512
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,733
All this time talking
could be spent spelling.
513
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:03,400
It's not called
a Spelling Talk,
514
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,366
it's called a Spelling Bee,
515
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,366
and we're here to be
516
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,566
spellers!
517
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,466
Where's the bounty.
(SCOFFS) We're dry.
518
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,533
We need sustenance.
519
00:22:20,566 --> 00:22:22,300
You smoked like
20 one‐gram cannons.
520
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,866
Like how are you
even conscious right now?
521
00:22:24,866 --> 00:22:26,233
(GRUNTS AGGRESSIVELY)
522
00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:28,666
Fuck.
523
00:22:29,633 --> 00:22:32,266
(EXHALES)
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)
524
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,800
You got this.
525
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,400
Katy.
This is getting
out of hand, Stewart.
526
00:22:38,433 --> 00:22:39,466
Too much for you?
527
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:41,033
What?
528
00:22:41,066 --> 00:22:43,600
Did you think
this would be
silent eeeasy?
529
00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:44,666
(LAUGHS)
530
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,333
(GRUNTS) Yes.
531
00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:49,866
Stay hydrated.
532
00:22:52,466 --> 00:22:54,366
(EXHALES)
533
00:22:57,966 --> 00:23:00,266
JIM: There will be
no more intermissions,
534
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,966
and there better not be
any degenerate gambling.
535
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:06,366
Amidst allegations
of contest rigging,
536
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,233
there will be a new order
for the spellers.
537
00:23:08,266 --> 00:23:10,000
I will be selecting
names randomly
538
00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:12,333
from this hat
moving forward.
539
00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:13,566
Fedora's a dumb fucking hat.
540
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,833
It is,
but I do believes
541
00:23:14,866 --> 00:23:16,633
that that's a dumb
fucking trilbys.
542
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:17,900
Joint Boy.
543
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:19,700
The first word is yours.
(WHISPERS) Fuck.
544
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:25,366
Joint Boy, your word
is "Dithyramb".
545
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,933
Dithyramb.
546
00:23:26,966 --> 00:23:28,266
JOINT BOY: Dithyramb.
547
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:31,566
D‐I‐T‐H‐Y...
548
00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:36,233
Y‐R‐A‐M.
549
00:23:36,866 --> 00:23:38,333
Dithyramb.
550
00:23:38,366 --> 00:23:39,666
Incorrect.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
551
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,500
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
There's a silent B,
dumbass.
552
00:23:41,533 --> 00:23:42,600
BOTH: Fucking idiot.
553
00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:44,400
Fuck!
(FEEDBACK WHINES)
554
00:23:47,433 --> 00:23:49,533
Joint Boy, you are
the first to be eliminated.
555
00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:51,533
Please take a seat
off stage.
556
00:23:51,566 --> 00:23:52,900
(CHAIR CLATTERS)
557
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,666
Reilly and Jonesy,
the next word is yours.
558
00:23:58,733 --> 00:23:59,900
Reilly, Jonesy,
559
00:23:59,933 --> 00:24:01,833
your word
is "Bosky".
560
00:24:01,866 --> 00:24:03,300
Bosky.
(CHIMES)
561
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,833
REILLY: (STAMMERS)
Can I have the definitionof the word, please?
562
00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:08,433
Having abundant trees
or shrubs.
563
00:24:08,466 --> 00:24:09,900
Bosky.
JONESY: Sounds a lot like
564
00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:12,300
brosky, buddy.
How do you spell brosky?
565
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,866
I don't know
how to spell
anything, buddy.
566
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,100
BOTH: Fucking idiots.
567
00:24:15,133 --> 00:24:17,300
JONESY: Maybe we shouldjust take the R out of brosky?
568
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,300
I don't think there is
an R in brosky.
569
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,666
I'm going in
on brosky, buddy.
570
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,366
Yeah, good luck
on brosky, buddy.
Fuck, yeah.
571
00:24:22,866 --> 00:24:24,600
Brosky, uh...
572
00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:25,866
I mean, "Bosky".
573
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:30,233
B‐O‐S‐K‐I.
574
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:31,366
Bosky.
575
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,466
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Incorrect.
576
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,800
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
Fucking embarrassing!
577
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:36,700
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
578
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,733
JIM: McMurray,
the next word is yours.
579
00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:45,233
McMurray, your word
is "Penalty".
580
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:46,433
(CHIMES)
Penalty.
581
00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:50,266
Hey, that was supposed
to be Jonesy
and Reilly's word.
582
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,966
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
583
00:24:53,433 --> 00:24:54,933
Well, that's
fucking embarrassing.
584
00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:58,666
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
585
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,966
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
Penalty, penalty.
P‐E‐N‐L‐Y. Penalty.
586
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,500
Incorrect.
587
00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:05,566
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
The correct spelling
of "Penalty"
588
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,700
is P‐E‐N‐A‐L‐T‐Y.
589
00:25:07,733 --> 00:25:09,900
(SCOFFS)
Exactly what I said.
590
00:25:09,933 --> 00:25:11,900
No, it isn't.
591
00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,366
(ALL GASP)
592
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,800
Youse ever see
that movie Dick Tracy
The one with Warren Beatty?
593
00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,766
I would smash that dude
like a neighbor's pumpkin
on devil's night.
594
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,833
Same. Well, Dick Tracy
used a similar machine
595
00:25:21,866 --> 00:25:23,666
to slow down
and decipher the speech
596
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,466
of an appropriately‐named
character, Mumbles.
597
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,400
What?
TANIS: Let me show you.
598
00:25:28,433 --> 00:25:32,966
This is Mr. McMurray's answer
at normal speed.
599
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,566
McMURRAY: (OVER RECORDER)
P‐E‐N‐A‐L‐T‐Y. Penalty.
600
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,766
See?
Now this is his answer
slowed down.
601
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:45,366
McMURRAY: (OVER RECORDER)
P‐E‐N‐A‐L‐D‐Y.
602
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,266
(AUDIENCE GASPS AND MURMURS)
603
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,533
Witch!
604
00:25:48,566 --> 00:25:49,833
McMurray,
you're eliminated.
605
00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:51,600
Please take
a seat offstage.
606
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,500
(GRUMBLING)
607
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,566
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
Penalty.
608
00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:01,900
Youse want to get hammered?
609
00:26:01,933 --> 00:26:05,666
Ladies and gentlemen,we've reachedour final two contestants.
610
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,433
Let's give them
a round of applause.
611
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:12,733
(AUDIENCE WHISTLING)
612
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:14,866
(MOUTHING WORDS)
613
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,966
In the final round,
614
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,766
if a speller
misspells a word.
615
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,733
his or her opponent
will then have
a chance to steal.
616
00:26:22,766 --> 00:26:24,533
(EXHALES)
(CHUCKLES)
617
00:26:24,566 --> 00:26:26,733
Katy, the first word
is yours.
618
00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:30,666
Katy, your word
619
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,566
is "Triskaidekaphobia".
620
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,233
(CHIMES)
Triskaidekaphobia.
621
00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,466
Triskaidekaphobia.
622
00:26:37,766 --> 00:26:43,366
T‐R‐I‐S‐K‐A‐I‐D
623
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,633
E‐K‐A
624
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:48,500
P‐H‐O‐B‐I‐A.
625
00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:49,766
Triskaidekaphobia.
626
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,266
I'm sorry, Katy,
that's incorrect.
627
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,566
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(ALL GASP)
628
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,533
No. No, Jim.that's how you spell"Triskaidekaphobia".
629
00:26:56,566 --> 00:26:57,600
JIM: That's not
what I'm reading
630
00:26:57,633 --> 00:26:59,666
on the card here,
Katy, I'm sorry.
631
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:02,266
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
632
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,766
Stewart, you now have
a chance to steal.
633
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,233
DAN: Settle down, people.
Settle down.
634
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:12,866
(CHUCKLES)
635
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,300
Triskaidekaphobia.
636
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,933
T‐R‐I‐S‐K
637
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:22,633
A‐D‐E‐K‐A‐P
638
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:25,433
H‐O‐B‐I‐A.
639
00:27:25,466 --> 00:27:26,966
Triskaidekaphobia.
640
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,300
Correct.
641
00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:30,666
(GIGGLES EXCITEDLY)
Stewart,
642
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,266
you're back‐to‐back
champion
643
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,700
of the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee.
644
00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:36,766
Wait!
(ALL GASP)
645
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,000
Katy, had it right.
646
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,933
It was wrong
on the monitor.
647
00:27:39,966 --> 00:27:43,233
Triskaidekaphobia is spelled...
648
00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:46,700
T‐R‐I‐S‐K‐A‐I
649
00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:52,533
D‐E‐K‐A‐P‐H‐O‐B‐I‐A.
650
00:27:52,566 --> 00:27:53,933
Which is exactly
what I said.
651
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:55,233
No, it isn't.
652
00:27:56,566 --> 00:27:57,766
(AUDIENCE GASP)
653
00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:00,500
(EXHALES)
654
00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:02,966
STEWART: (OVER RECORDER)
T‐R‐I‐S‐K
655
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,400
A‐D‐E K‐A
656
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:08,433
P‐H‐O‐B‐I‐A
657
00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:10,333
Silent I win.
658
00:28:10,366 --> 00:28:12,266
(ALL CHEERING)
659
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,300
(UPBEAT MUSIC PAYING)
660
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,300
Champ!
661
00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:27,533
Yes!
662
00:28:27,566 --> 00:28:28,733
Yeah!
663
00:28:38,433 --> 00:28:39,666
(SOBBING) Why?
664
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:42,000
Anyone wanna
double me home, ladies?
665
00:28:42,033 --> 00:28:44,566
Everyone knows
how to spell
Triskaidekaphobia.
666
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,700
It's the most common word
used in spelling bees.
667
00:28:46,733 --> 00:28:47,866
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I know that,
668
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,700
but there is a reason
that I spelled...
Fucking idiot.
669
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,633
BOTH: Fucking idiots.
670
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:57,433
(STEWART SOBBING)
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
671
00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:02,000
Oh, fuck, buddy,
it's Coach.
672
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,466
Probably gonna
ream us out.
673
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,233
Fuck, what does
he want, buddy?
674
00:29:05,266 --> 00:29:06,533
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
675
00:29:06,566 --> 00:29:07,900
(READING)
676
00:29:22,866 --> 00:29:25,300
BOTH: Who could it be?
677
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,300
WOMAN: Give your balls
a tug, you titfucker.
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