Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,366 --> 00:00:13,166
A bit of fuss down
at the church the other day.
2
00:00:14,466 --> 00:00:16,333
Glen.
GLEN: Wayne.
3
00:00:16,366 --> 00:00:17,700
How are you now?
GLEN: Good, and you?
4
00:00:17,733 --> 00:00:19,233
Oh, not so bad.
5
00:00:19,266 --> 00:00:21,100
Ooh, look what
you brought with you.
6
00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:23,766
Hello, Daryl.
Oh, fuck.
7
00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,633
Fuck, you're naked
as a jay bird.
8
00:00:25,666 --> 00:00:28,433
Wayne, it's humid.
It's the humidity.
9
00:00:28,466 --> 00:00:29,700
Y'all might want to
think about doing
the same thing,
10
00:00:29,733 --> 00:00:31,366
just pop your
pants right off,
11
00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,233
that way no one
gets sticky.
12
00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:35,566
Nope.
It's not so bad.
What's the fuss?
13
00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,366
Ma O'Dell mentioned something
about you helping her get
a squirrel out of her attic.
14
00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,200
I'm faced with
a similar conundrum.
15
00:00:41,233 --> 00:00:42,333
Right over there.
16
00:00:42,366 --> 00:00:45,066
It seems some kinda
rodent's made his home
over there.
17
00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,766
I have not seen him,
but I sure can smell him.
(CHUCKLES)
18
00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,233
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
Hum.
19
00:00:55,066 --> 00:00:55,666
(EXHALES)
20
00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:57,800
It's a possum.
GLEN: Hmm.
21
00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,066
DARYL: Possum.
WAYNE: That's right.
22
00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,433
Oh, pitter patter,
let's get at 'er.
23
00:01:00,466 --> 00:01:02,733
Do you wanna know what?
I'd reach into a
pirate hooker's chamber pot
24
00:01:02,766 --> 00:01:04,600
before I'd reach in there.
And I'm going to tell ya.
25
00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:06,766
Possums are immune
to snake venom.
26
00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,633
They could probably survive
a nuclear blast.
27
00:01:08,666 --> 00:01:10,266
I think it's pronounced
new‐cue‐lar.
28
00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,133
Mmm, but it isn't.
29
00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:14,133
They're mutants.
They have forked
fuckin' penises.
30
00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:15,400
(SCOFFS)
31
00:01:15,433 --> 00:01:16,533
We should all be so lucky.
32
00:01:16,566 --> 00:01:18,500
They do this thing called
'Playing Possum'
33
00:01:18,533 --> 00:01:21,166
where they appear dead and
emit a death stink from
their butt holes, fuck.
34
00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,500
(SIGHS)
I found one
playing possum one time,
35
00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:24,166
thought it was dead
and buried it.
36
00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,566
It dug itself out
a few hours later
37
00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,500
and fucked a hen
right in front of her chicks.
38
00:01:27,533 --> 00:01:29,233
Wayne, think about
the swear jar.
39
00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:30,800
You're putting
so much money in.
40
00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:33,300
All right, let me take
peek see?
Pitter‐patter.
41
00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,400
Always had a skilled hand
in wrangling vermin.
42
00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:37,633
Thank you, Daryl.
And that doesn't surprise me.
43
00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:40,233
No sweat.
(GLEN LAUGHS) No sweat?
44
00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:44,100
In this heat?
That is rich and it's funny.
45
00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:46,533
Honestly though,
just take off your jumper.
46
00:01:46,566 --> 00:01:49,333
I'll hold it for you.
You crawl up in there,
no one gets dirty.
47
00:01:49,366 --> 00:01:51,066
Glen? Glen?
Yes.
48
00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,366
Let's take about 20%
off 'er up there, all right?
49
00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:06,166
Now, you wanna have an eye
because he'll come out
meaner and spit
50
00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,200
and go like a hot damn.
51
00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:09,566
Is he likely to bite?
Is a duck's ass watertight?
52
00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,200
Get ready to give him the
size nine's if he jukes by me.
53
00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:13,400
How be I give him the size
twelve and a halfs instead?
54
00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,200
(CHATTERING)
55
00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:19,100
Oh, I see him.
That's some drunk evolution
right there, bud.
56
00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:21,633
You gotta wonder what
two Christ‐made miscreants
mated to make that.
57
00:02:21,666 --> 00:02:23,600
It's almost not worth
thinkin' about.
58
00:02:23,633 --> 00:02:26,066
Do I just reach for him?
That's a better idea
than going in head first.
59
00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,533
Put him where?
Under my boot.
60
00:02:27,566 --> 00:02:30,633
(GLEN SIGHS) Boys, just do
your best not to make too big
a mess, all right?
61
00:02:30,666 --> 00:02:33,566
And I'm sorry again
about all this heat.
62
00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,733
Whoo‐hoo!
63
00:02:34,766 --> 00:02:36,233
Oh, for fuck‐sakes.
64
00:02:36,266 --> 00:02:37,066
(CHATTERING)
(THUD)
65
00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:38,733
Ow.
66
00:02:38,766 --> 00:02:41,400
You wish there was a
Pied Piper for possums,
67
00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:44,666
but there isn't, so you're
gonna have to just keep
pickin' 'em off with the .22.
68
00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,400
Buckle up
'cause they're fuckin' ugly.
69
00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:51,200
Of course, that's not to say
I have it all my damn self.
70
00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:52,233
(MUSIC PLAYING)
71
00:03:05,733 --> 00:03:08,633
Is that a herpe
on your hand, Daryl?
72
00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:12,100
Did you pay a little extra
to go all the way with a
ripper in the back room again?
73
00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:14,233
WAYNE: No, I don't think
he'd make that mistake twice.
74
00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:15,700
Got a little
trouser trauma?
75
00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:17,533
Was she fun
or was she fungal?
76
00:03:17,566 --> 00:03:19,533
(LAUGHS)
Hey, guess what?
77
00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,800
A guy's girlfriend
is having a hard time
parking the car, right?
78
00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,333
He says,
"You should get tested."
79
00:03:23,366 --> 00:03:24,800
She says, "Well no,
I'm not so bad at driving."
80
00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,433
He says,
"No, I have chlamydia."
81
00:03:26,466 --> 00:03:28,033
Is that a bite?
82
00:03:28,066 --> 00:03:30,100
The guy takes
a hooker out for supper.
83
00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:32,433
He gave her his peas,
she gave him herpes.
84
00:03:32,466 --> 00:03:34,400
Daryl, what happened?
85
00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:36,133
Did something bite you?
WAYNE: A possum.
86
00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:37,733
A possum?
WAYNE: That's right.
87
00:03:37,766 --> 00:03:39,466
Well, he could have rabies.
Boo fuckin' hoo.
88
00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,266
No, rabies is serious.
It attacks the
central nervous system.
89
00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,766
(VOMITS)
90
00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,400
(KATY SIGHS)
91
00:03:46,433 --> 00:03:49,066
If he gets puke between
the floor boards
it ain't coming out.
92
00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,466
WAYNE: Well, I can't take him
to the clinic.
93
00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,700
I gotta do an ice run
for the jamboree this week.
94
00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,100
KATY: Oh, Christ.
95
00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:56,233
Well, Daryl, we're gonna
have to take your van.
96
00:03:56,266 --> 00:03:59,300
Oh, yeah?
Where's your nut sack
boyfriend's today, Katy?
97
00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:01,300
They're at an away game
against the Natives.
98
00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:03,733
Oh, I bet they're
looking forward to playing
those tough pricks.
99
00:04:04,266 --> 00:04:05,366
Christ.
100
00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:09,300
(SIGHS)
101
00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,033
You sure you're ready
to saddle up to the
jamboree again?
102
00:04:11,066 --> 00:04:12,466
It was kind of you
and Angie's thing.
103
00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,500
No sense sittin'
on my hands.
104
00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:15,766
Time to find
a new dance partner.
105
00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,366
All right, Daryl.
Pitter‐patter.
106
00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:30,366
Hey, why are crabs
always so tired?
107
00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:33,600
It's 'cause they only
sleep in snatches.
108
00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:40,100
JONESY: Hey, wait a minute.
We're...
109
00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,400
We're missing two schmelts.
110
00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:44,100
Where are Deetzy and Burnsy?
111
00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:46,700
Oh, looks like a bad case
of the Native flu, bro.
112
00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,500
What's the Native flu?
You're an idiot.
113
00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:50,200
The Natives are
tough as hell.
114
00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:52,733
So another way to say someone
is chicken‐shit to play them
115
00:04:52,766 --> 00:04:54,300
is to say they have
the Native flu.
116
00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,466
Mix in a fuckin' clue,
brotato chip.
117
00:04:57,666 --> 00:04:59,400
Keep those fucking bags up,
schmelt.
118
00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,266
Wayne.
Bonnie, how are you now?
119
00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,333
Good and you?
Not so bad.
120
00:05:12,366 --> 00:05:14,033
This isn't all for you,
is it?
It sure is.
121
00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:15,300
Is it for the jamboree?
122
00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:16,466
If we ever get it there.
123
00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,433
Save me a dance?
Yup, sure.
124
00:05:18,466 --> 00:05:21,466
Thank you. I've always wanted
to dance with you, Wayne.
Oh, yeah?
125
00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:24,133
We've all been watching
you and Angie dance
for so long thinking
126
00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:25,733
when's it gonna
be our turns?
Oh, yeah?
127
00:05:25,766 --> 00:05:27,533
But trust me,
watching was enough.
128
00:05:27,566 --> 00:05:29,633
You used to move
her body around like
it didn't weigh a feather.
129
00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:31,633
Well, you know,
I think I got about a dozen
baker's dozen here
130
00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:33,800
I guess we could just
scan them and then
I'll get out of your hair.
131
00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,333
Oh, yeah,
I'll scan them.
Okay.
132
00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,300
It's broken.
133
00:05:39,266 --> 00:05:40,233
It'll be our little secret.
134
00:05:42,666 --> 00:05:44,033
(KATY SIGHS)
135
00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:49,700
Okay, sit down.
(DARYL BREATHING HEAVILY)
136
00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:53,266
Oh.
137
00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:57,733
Stewart?
138
00:05:58,333 --> 00:05:59,366
Katy?
139
00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,033
You look grisly.
140
00:06:01,066 --> 00:06:01,766
You look beautiful.
141
00:06:03,466 --> 00:06:06,100
But I can't quite
see you right now.
142
00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,300
What's wrong with you?
Meth?
143
00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:11,400
(LAUGHS) I don't know what
you're talking about.
144
00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,600
(SCOFFS)
145
00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:16,666
You're not
a teenager anymore.
It's not charming.
146
00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,233
I use to charm you?
147
00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:21,500
Wrong takeaway.
148
00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:25,200
You know,
you're not a fuckin' idiot.
149
00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:27,766
You could turn it around
if you wanted to.
150
00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,633
You know, I remember
sneaking into your parties
when I was 15,
151
00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:32,766
stealing your mix‐tapes.
152
00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:34,566
All your own music.
153
00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:37,200
I was really impressed.
154
00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:40,066
Guess those days
are over, though.
155
00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:50,133
All right, Dairy, let's go.
156
00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:52,033
Dairy, come on.
157
00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,033
(STRUGGLING)
158
00:06:54,066 --> 00:06:55,266
And yeah.
159
00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,400
You did use to charm me.
160
00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:07,433
McMurray, how're ya now?
Not so bad, and you?
161
00:07:07,466 --> 00:07:10,233
Not so bad.
I see you back
to the jamboree, now.
162
00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:12,366
A few weeks off there.
Oh, you noticed.
163
00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,633
Well, it's hard not to notice
all that Scottish tartan plaid
you seem to enjoy so much.
164
00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:17,666
I wanted to talk about
something important.
165
00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,700
Okay.
My sister Bonnie
is back from college,
166
00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:22,600
and she's a damn fine woman.
167
00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:24,533
Oh, yeah.
I just seen her down
at the dollar store, there.
168
00:07:24,566 --> 00:07:26,600
You sure it was her?
169
00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:29,500
I mean, last time I seen her
last she was in a kind of
a DIY maxi dress,
170
00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,433
but she may have added
a crochet pattern sweater
on account of the breeze.
171
00:07:32,466 --> 00:07:35,466
Maybe autumn foliage
or an Algonquin green?
172
00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,600
Okay.
173
00:07:37,633 --> 00:07:39,266
I think she'd be a damn fine
match for you, Wayne.
174
00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:41,433
That's if you're ready.
175
00:07:41,466 --> 00:07:42,733
You know, 'cause of
Angie and all.
176
00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:43,633
She's a lovely girl.
177
00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,400
(INHALES)
178
00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,033
(GURGLES)
179
00:07:48,066 --> 00:07:50,200
(BOTH SPEAK)
180
00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,266
No, you go ahead.
That is if you...
181
00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,400
But you started,
you mind finishing?
182
00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,466
Oh, it's just, was gonna say
the space, looks,
183
00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,133
looks nice and clean
without the...
184
00:07:58,166 --> 00:07:59,400
Yup.
185
00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,800
Run pretty good.
186
00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:04,533
Well, all right. All right.
Yeah. Hey, uh,
I'll let you carry on.
187
00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:07,366
It's a good box of ice. Yeah.
Yeah, good to see you.
Have a good one.
188
00:08:08,466 --> 00:08:10,533
Hey, wait.
189
00:08:10,566 --> 00:08:12,266
You save her dance now,
eh, big boy?
190
00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:14,300
Good enough,
McMurray.
191
00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:15,533
Atta boy.
192
00:08:15,566 --> 00:08:16,633
(MUSIC PLAYING)
193
00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:18,100
Does that taste right?
194
00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:19,766
Ya, okay.
195
00:08:21,066 --> 00:08:22,066
Mmm.
196
00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:24,433
(SUCKING)
197
00:08:26,366 --> 00:08:28,366
I think so, I don't know,
I don't know.
198
00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,633
I've had an epiphany!
199
00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:33,233
Uh, can you taste this?
No.
200
00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:35,466
Never again.
Okay, okay, okay,
then, can you snort it?
201
00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,400
No. I've given up
on the meth business.
202
00:08:38,433 --> 00:08:40,200
I'm going back
to the turntables.
203
00:08:41,366 --> 00:08:44,066
Hmm?
Back to the ones and twos.
204
00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,533
DEVON: For what?
205
00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:49,466
To become a superstar DJ.
206
00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,133
DEVON:
Oh, okay, okay, uh...
207
00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,800
But first, can you...
Let's just try...
208
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,133
No.
209
00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:58,766
I need you guys to tell
everyone you know
210
00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,533
that I am hosting
a rave in Letterkenny,
211
00:09:00,566 --> 00:09:02,666
and I will be spinning
under all of my aliases.
212
00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,100
How many aliases
have you had?
213
00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:07,400
DJ Pimpy Longstockings,
DJ Peter Blumpkin,
214
00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:10,566
DJ White Power Nap,
DJ White Power Bottom.
215
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,533
They'll all be there!
DEVON: All of them.
216
00:09:12,566 --> 00:09:15,733
Mmm‐mmm, so you're quitting
the meth business?
217
00:09:15,766 --> 00:09:18,633
I've quit the meth business.
218
00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:24,400
But Menergy Spa is still like,
a thing though, right?
219
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,466
Well, how are you going
to get people to come?
220
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,000
I'll post it on my
fuckin' Facebook.
221
00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,566
And you guys will post it
222
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,733
on your fuckin' Facebooks.
223
00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:45,300
KATY: Wayne.
224
00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,333
Christ, Katy,
put some fuckin'
clothes on.
225
00:09:47,366 --> 00:09:48,533
Not my forte.
226
00:09:48,566 --> 00:09:49,400
Unfortunate.
227
00:09:50,766 --> 00:09:52,266
What are you doing?
228
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,166
Well, I think it's
pretty obvious
229
00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,133
that I'm moving hay bales
from here over to here.
230
00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:59,066
Although, that one's
a straw bale.
231
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:00,400
Why?
232
00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:04,400
(PHONE RINGING)
233
00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:07,200
Well, pick up your
fuckin' phone. McMurray's been
trying to reach you all day.
234
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,633
(SNIFFS)
235
00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:12,200
(CLEARS THROAT) McMurray.
At least I was yesterday!
236
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,500
How're ya now?
Not so bad and you?
237
00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:14,566
Not so bad.
238
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,400
Listen, Wayne.
I've gotta cancel
the Jamboree here.
239
00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:17,633
The Ag Hall's been
booked up.
240
00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:19,233
For the whole week?
Yes, sir.
241
00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:22,800
That's Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Saturday and guess what else?
242
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,433
Sunday.
What for?
243
00:10:24,466 --> 00:10:26,800
Uh, Stewart.
He's throwing a rave.
244
00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:29,100
I don't know, he says
he needs time to set up
or something like that.
245
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:31,366
Said something about a
glow stick Segway saunter
246
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,700
across the rainbow road level
of Mario Kart for Nintendo 64?
I don't know, what the fuck.
247
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:37,233
And you green‐lit
that tom‐fuckery?
248
00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:40,066
Had to. Agricultural Hall
is low on funds.
249
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:42,566
All‐day bookings
is a big boost for us.
So, I couldn't say no.
250
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,566
Agricultural Halls are
for Agricultural music.
251
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,233
Not for fuckin' raves.
252
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,766
Well, that's no way to get
your communication badge,
boy scout.
253
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,700
(PHONE RINGS)
254
00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:57,233
Dairy.
DARYL ON PHONE: Wayne. Clinic.
Pick up. Not feel good.
255
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,366
Well, he's not gonna get
his communication badge,
either.
256
00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:09,066
(HONKING)
257
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,800
Dairy.
What's the fuss?
258
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,066
Good 'n you?
259
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,800
Where you goin'?
260
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,500
I don't know where I am.
261
00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:19,300
Don't look at your hand.
What's the fuss?
262
00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:22,166
Think I have rabies.
263
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,333
Oh, boo fuckin' hoo,
big shootsy‐wootsy.
264
00:11:25,366 --> 00:11:27,466
But 'cept do you wanna
know what?
What's that?
265
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,366
Nabbing that possum
was kind of a thrill.
266
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:32,333
I think I could start
a pest removal business.
267
00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:34,460
Oh, Daryl,
that's just silly.
268
00:11:37,094 --> 00:11:39,294
But 'cept do you wanna know
what? I'm gonna help you..
269
00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:41,127
You know Stewart's having
a rave at the Ag Hall?
270
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,827
Agricultural Halls are for
agricultural music.
271
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,927
"Not for fuckin' raves."
That's what I said.
272
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,927
So here's what we're gonna do
and I'm gonna tell ya.
273
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,894
We're gonna wrangle as many
of those critters as possible,
274
00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:51,060
and let 'em loose
at Stewart's rave.
275
00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:52,494
How do we get the word out
about the business?
276
00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:54,427
Oh, you'd have to put it
on your fuckin' Facebook,
likely.
277
00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:57,094
Over and out.
278
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,960
(THUD)
279
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,827
TANIS: Look at this
bowl of fruit salad.
You want a taste, Tanis?
280
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,994
Ooh, better watch
that bark there.
Boy might get bit.
281
00:12:18,027 --> 00:12:20,327
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
282
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,327
What's going on here?
You're looking
a handful short.
283
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,160
Caught a bad case
of the Native flu, or what?
284
00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:26,260
You're drunk.
Mix in a water.
285
00:12:26,294 --> 00:12:29,294
Well, it's either that or
you're all tweaking down
that meth town you come from.
286
00:12:29,327 --> 00:12:31,894
What did you say?
Everyone knows Letterkenny
has gone to meth.
287
00:12:31,927 --> 00:12:33,227
You guys a bunch of
fuckin' basics.
288
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:35,494
At least we keep it clean.
We just sell cigarettes.
289
00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:38,794
Your town ain't nothing
but a bunch of jacked‐up
scab pickers.
290
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:42,294
Yeah, we'll see what you're
calling us after I bury
a couple of bar down wristers.
291
00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:43,760
Half‐clapper,
top cheddar.
292
00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:45,427
Biscuits top titties,
bar downskies.
293
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,994
Always bar downskie.
294
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,194
Pull out the guns.
Safetys off.
295
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,394
Fuckin' safety
off, boys.
296
00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:51,494
A little three‐on‐oneskie?
297
00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:52,494
A little three‐on‐twoskie?
298
00:12:52,527 --> 00:12:55,227
Hum a high hard one.
Hit the red light district.
299
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:56,860
You won't make it that far,
slugger.
300
00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:58,027
You either, champ.
Buckets off.
301
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,094
Center ice.
Puck drop.
302
00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:00,060
Shed 'em.
AXE: Go me.
303
00:13:00,094 --> 00:13:02,260
A little fuck me,
fuck you.
Free nose jobs.
304
00:13:02,294 --> 00:13:03,960
Let's dance.
Let's hit the d‐floor.
305
00:13:03,994 --> 00:13:05,894
My balls dangle
harder than you, boy.
306
00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:07,694
(VOMITS)
(TANIS LAUGHS)
307
00:13:10,294 --> 00:13:12,427
TANIS: Like I thought,
bad case of the Native flu.
308
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,060
(MUSIC PLAYING)
309
00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:20,794
Devon, we're missing $2000.
310
00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:23,194
Really?
It's a devastating blow to
Menergy Spa, I know.
311
00:13:23,227 --> 00:13:26,127
Hey, I'll call Stewart.
312
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,327
(MUMBLING)
He'll fix everything...
313
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,794
(PHONE RINGING)
314
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,027
Hello?
Stewart?
315
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,127
Hey, Devon.
316
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,294
Hey, we're missing 2k.
Yeah, I took it
for the rave.
317
00:13:37,994 --> 00:13:39,360
2k?
318
00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:41,794
(STAMMERS)
I don't think
you understand.
319
00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:45,327
It's going to be
a massive production.
320
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,460
It's gonna be
like an...
321
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,460
Aurora Borealis‐themed
Salvador Dali drug orgy
322
00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:52,460
with shamans.
323
00:13:54,027 --> 00:13:56,060
(STAMMERING) But that's a
lot of money.
324
00:13:56,094 --> 00:13:57,694
No time,
I gotta go.
325
00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:06,194
Wayne. Daryl.
326
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:07,160
Gailor, how are ya now?
327
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,427
I'm on a juice cleanse.
328
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,427
Haven't had a drink
in three days.
329
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:11,860
Had close to
30 shits, though.
330
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:12,994
So what's the fuss?
331
00:14:13,027 --> 00:14:14,960
Well, timing's right
for your new business.
332
00:14:14,994 --> 00:14:16,960
Saw it up on your
fuckin' Facebook, there.
333
00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:18,760
Got a skunk sleeping
underneath us, right now.
334
00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:21,160
Did you not know skunks
are immune to bee stings?
335
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,994
They even teach their babies
how to raid beehives.
336
00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:25,894
And?
Well, they burrow up
for the winter,
337
00:14:25,927 --> 00:14:27,794
and rip farts on each other
to keep warm.
338
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,327
No way.
Oh, yeah.
339
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,160
They go to mate as soon
as they leave their mom,
340
00:14:31,194 --> 00:14:34,727
so you know they're
probably thinking about her
during sex.
341
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,394
That or their brothers
and sisters which is
even more inappropriate.
342
00:14:37,427 --> 00:14:39,127
(GAIL FARTING) Oh.
343
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,860
There's one knocking.
Make way.
344
00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:47,360
Well, pitter‐patter.
345
00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:51,260
Can you take this one,
please?
346
00:14:51,294 --> 00:14:53,860
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Here's the deal.
347
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:57,127
Stewart's rave is eating up
all our money,
348
00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,460
and the business is failing
without his expertise.
349
00:15:00,494 --> 00:15:03,360
We simply aren't making
enough coin selling
the Native's cigarettes.
350
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,260
We need the meth.
351
00:15:05,294 --> 00:15:07,860
Menergy Spa is never
going to happen at this rate.
352
00:15:07,894 --> 00:15:10,760
I officially move to
boycott Stewart's rave,
353
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:14,327
take it off our
fuckin' Facebooks
and sabotage it.
354
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,994
All in favor say,
"Aye!"
355
00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:18,960
EVERYONE: Aye!
356
00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:20,460
It's unanimous.
357
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,294
How are we
going to do this?
358
00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:23,860
We could put something
on our Facebooks.
359
00:15:25,394 --> 00:15:27,194
We could say the Ag Hall
has asbestos.
360
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,927
Yes, asbestos.
361
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,360
Everyone hates asbestos.
Asbestos is the answer.
362
00:15:31,994 --> 00:15:33,427
Okay.
363
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,827
Let's do that.
364
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:38,394
Maybe you don't say
asbestos anymore, though.
365
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:39,894
Okay.
366
00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:53,760
Hey, Katy,
you look beautiful.
367
00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:56,727
You look better.
368
00:15:57,327 --> 00:15:58,827
Um.
369
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:01,294
I've come to cordially
invite you to my rave tonight.
370
00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:03,794
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
371
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,194
Stewart.
372
00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:09,860
Fuck, greasiest skid I
ever seen.
373
00:16:09,894 --> 00:16:11,994
Criss Angel mind‐freak‐
looking‐motherfucker.
374
00:16:12,027 --> 00:16:13,960
What are you thinking
holding a rave at the Ag Hall?
375
00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:17,127
I'm thinking I'm doing
the Agricultural Society
a huge favor.
376
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,727
You guys are going broke.
Tits up or not,
it's inappropriate.
377
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,060
Why not the Legion?
378
00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:22,460
Or even upstairs
at the arena?
379
00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:24,127
Or the fuckin'
youth center.
380
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,794
Because they're too small,
shirt‐tucker.
381
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:30,060
Be prepared, because once
this blows up they'll probably
ask me to do it quarterly.
382
00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:32,094
Bi‐weekly!
383
00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:33,760
Mmm‐hmm.
Mmm‐hmm.
384
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,727
We'll see if it
blows up then.
385
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,494
It'll probably be pretty tough
to find me through the crowd.
386
00:16:39,527 --> 00:16:42,894
Stage security will be
pretty tight but your name's
on the guest list,
387
00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:46,060
and there's
a backstage pass
with your name on it.
388
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:47,327
I'll do my best to
make it down, Stewart.
389
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,427
My ass.
390
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,160
And just as a heads up,
it is a rave,
391
00:16:51,194 --> 00:16:53,960
so there will probably be
people on drugs.
392
00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:55,794
You know, MDMA.
393
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:58,094
What? There's gonna be
MDMA at the Ag Hall?
394
00:16:58,127 --> 00:17:00,394
Yes, there will be MDMA
at my rave at the Ag Hall.
395
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:03,394
There will be MDMA,
DMT, PCP, LSD,
396
00:17:03,427 --> 00:17:05,727
LED and probably UFC.
397
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,960
But I am clean
and sober.
398
00:17:12,994 --> 00:17:15,027
You are spare parts,
aren't you, bud?
399
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,860
(CLEARS THROAT)
400
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:20,860
I truly hope
to see you there.
401
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:26,027
Watch your fuckin'
hands, skid.
402
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,427
Three, two...
403
00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:47,094
RILEY: Fuckin' skids are
turning Letterkenny
into a gong show, buddy.
404
00:17:47,127 --> 00:17:48,727
JONESY: Fucking gonger, buddy.
405
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,760
I'm rattled about that
meth chirp, brotein.
406
00:17:51,994 --> 00:17:54,160
Fuckin' Stewart, bro.
Fuckin' Stewart, bro.
407
00:17:56,027 --> 00:17:58,260
There's fuckin' two
in that pud, hey, boys?
408
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,994
Put 'em away like a
winter coat, boys.
409
00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:05,260
What the fuck
was that?
410
00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:08,194
That was garbage.
411
00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:10,427
That was fuckin' pedestrian.
412
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,060
All this beaking
is kiddie pool shit.
413
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,960
Is that what you want?
Riley, Jonesy?
414
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,294
Huh?
415
00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,794
You want to get dropped off
at the splash pad
on the way home, eh?
416
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:23,160
Get mom and dad
to pick you up after
you all swim?
417
00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:25,127
No running on the deck,
ya fuckin' pheasants.
418
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,427
Fuck!
419
00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:30,260
Bag skate.
Tomorrow, 6:00 a. m.
420
00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:32,860
(DOOR OPENS)
421
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,160
Fuckin' embarrassing!
422
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,327
MAN: Hey, give your balls a
tug, you tit‐fucker!
423
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,160
Fuck!
424
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,094
(MUSIC PLAYING)
425
00:18:50,394 --> 00:18:52,694
You never looked so good.
426
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:56,694
You never felt so good.
427
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,060
I'm so proud of you, man.
428
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:07,727
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
429
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,860
Save me a dance, Wayne.
430
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,194
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
431
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,327
You look better.
432
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,827
Where's Stewart, buddy?
Where is he, bro?
433
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,260
Rave's canceled.
Go home.
434
00:20:23,294 --> 00:20:26,094
Bullshit, buddy.
That's not what the
poster says, buddy.
435
00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:27,760
I said,
it's fuckin' canceled.
436
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,760
Now quit your hollering
before I get cross.
437
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,827
DARYL: Hey.
438
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,260
When he give a warning,
he don't repeat it.
439
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,227
Yeah.
440
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,994
Seven of us and two of you.
441
00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:39,894
It's a good time for
a donnybrook, boys.
442
00:20:39,927 --> 00:20:41,827
Tilly time, boys.
443
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,460
What the fuck are you
pheasants doing out here?
444
00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:45,260
It's 10 minutes to curfew.
445
00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:47,727
You think you can dog fuck
all night and then dance?
446
00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:50,894
Dog fuckin'
means no dancin'.
447
00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:51,960
Get home!
448
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,127
It's fuckin' embarrassing.
449
00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,360
Well, pitter‐patter.
450
00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:02,394
BOTH: This isn't over.
Jinx, you owe me a Coke.
451
00:21:04,194 --> 00:21:06,060
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
452
00:21:11,494 --> 00:21:12,727
(PHONE RINGING)
453
00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:17,427
Christ.
McMurray.
454
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:20,360
MCMURRAY (ON PHONE):
Wayne, I've been told
the rave was a bust.
455
00:21:20,394 --> 00:21:23,727
Something about an asbestos
scare or something.
No one showed up.
456
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,860
Sister Bonnie, though,
she's still in there.
457
00:21:25,894 --> 00:21:27,060
About that dance
you were going to save her.
458
00:21:27,094 --> 00:21:30,860
She'll be in a sort of goldenpoppy progressive onesie.
459
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:33,160
Either way, you know,
get in there, pal.
460
00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,460
Give 'er the guts.
461
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,460
Okay.
Bang the very guts
right out of her.
462
00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:40,327
Okay.
Just have at her, bud, like...
463
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,460
The nut‐sack.
464
00:21:44,027 --> 00:21:44,960
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
465
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,060
Alley oop.
466
00:21:47,094 --> 00:21:47,894
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
467
00:21:50,094 --> 00:21:51,094
(MUSIC PLAYING)
468
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:13,060
(SPITS)
469
00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:16,827
This is a grotesquerie.
470
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:27,394
It's off.
471
00:22:28,527 --> 00:22:30,827
We are going to make
Letterkenny
472
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,960
the biggest meth town
in the whole country.
473
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:36,994
I love Stewart!
474
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,194
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)35736
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
