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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,066 Bless me, Father, 2 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,503 for I have sinned. 3 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:29,464 It's been six months since my last confession. 4 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:32,075 These are my sins. 5 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,471 I hit my wife. 6 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:39,082 Why? 7 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,519 I was frustrated. 8 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,913 My job wasn't going well. 9 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:48,004 -What should I do? -Do you promise 10 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:51,094 not to repeat this offense against God and your wife? 11 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,487 I do. 12 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,184 Then please repeat the act of contrition. 13 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,360 Okay. 14 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:57,622 How did Tom do? 15 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,059 I think he should have offered more. 16 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,538 You have a wife-beater, and he's being asked 17 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:01,800 if he won't repeat the act? 18 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:03,237 What should the priest do, then? 19 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,586 Withhold absolution? 20 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,022 No, but he should suggest counseling, 21 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,197 at the very least. 22 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,720 And what if the confessor 23 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:11,245 refuses to go to counseling? 24 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:12,507 Would you withhold absolution? 25 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:14,161 -Of course not. -Why not? 26 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,511 'Cause it's up to the individual to change his behavior. 27 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,817 But his behavior won't change unless you give him the tools. 28 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:22,560 What is the purpose of confession? 29 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,910 Isn't penance one of those tools? And prayer? 30 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:27,261 But I would think counseling is a third. 31 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,132 "what should I do?" 32 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,743 As long as there is contrition and confession, 33 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:34,703 the priest's duty is to provide penance 34 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:38,141 -and absolution on God's behalf. -Even if the husband 35 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,490 continues to beat the wife? 36 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:42,493 The sacrament is not an act of social justice. 37 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,713 Forgiveness comes from God-- 38 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:48,760 not you, not the city of New York. 39 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,285 That was getting tense. 40 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:53,939 -It was a friendly disagreement. -Well, let him win. 41 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,767 I won't be able to keep you as an assessor 42 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:58,292 -if you fail this year. -Am I failing? 43 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,163 You've been... tardy. 44 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,425 There's a reason for that. 45 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:02,687 You assured me 46 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:03,775 assess and be a student. Has that changed? 47 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,299 -No. -Good. 48 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,778 Then this is an odd case. 49 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:09,781 A parishioner who thinks her husband is possessed. 50 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:12,697 -How is that...? -Possessed by an angel. 51 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:15,787 Thank you for seeing me. 52 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,354 I know this is really weird. 53 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:20,792 The assessors deal with weird all the time, Ashley. 54 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,707 Her husband Raymond is new to us. 55 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:25,493 -He's been attending mass for... -Six months. 56 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,712 He loves St. Joseph's. 57 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:31,281 It's just... he's changed. 58 00:02:31,325 --> 00:02:35,155 -He's been hearing something. What? 59 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,201 A voice. 60 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:41,335 He said it's the Archangel Michael, 61 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:44,729 and he's been giving Raymond instructions. 62 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,601 What instructions? 63 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:50,996 At first, it was just working at the food kitchen, 64 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,085 giving clothes to the poor, things like that. 65 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,435 Mm-hmm. 66 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,524 But now... 67 00:02:57,829 --> 00:03:02,182 ...he told Raymond to leave his job. 68 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:06,229 He wants him to give away everything, so we have nothing. 69 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,839 And I'm two months away. 70 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:11,582 I understand charity, but he wants to sell our house 71 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:14,846 and give the money to the poor, and I don't know what to do. 72 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,284 We'll have to live out of our car. 73 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,416 You want us to prove there's no angel? 74 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:23,333 Well, not prove, but make clear he's not hearing from one. 75 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:26,510 An angel doesn't want him to starve his wife and baby. 76 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:27,816 Well, didn't Jesus say 77 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,252 "Sell everything and give it to the poor"? 78 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,689 Jesus said it to a rich man. 79 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:32,951 -Does it matter? -Jesus doesn't 80 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,214 want them to starve, and they will. 81 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,303 I need you to talk to him, David. 82 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:40,220 New converts tend to be overzealous, 83 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,265 and you should investigate whether there are 84 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:44,180 -any psychological issues there. -All right. 85 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,529 Oh, and I need you to make a call. 86 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:46,661 To? 87 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,619 Leland Townsend. 88 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:54,234 Just say which one tastes the best. 89 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:56,714 Oh, I have to get this. 90 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:57,759 Which one, Lee? 91 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:58,760 Oh, I don't care. That one. 92 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,240 Buttercream? 93 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,242 It might not hold up in summer weather. 94 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,809 Then why in the hell did you make buttercream an option? 95 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,377 Go take your call, beast. 96 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:14,776 Hello, David. 97 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,212 How are we? 98 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,388 Good, Leland. I wanted to get back to you 99 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,911 about your exorcism this Friday. 100 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:22,000 Oh, good. I'm so looking forward to it. 101 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,088 I hope you'll be there. 102 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,655 Actually, neither of us will. 103 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,179 -We have to delay it a month. -Why? 104 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:30,008 Our exorcist, Father Amara, is at a conference at the Vatican. 105 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,707 Then there's a bit of a backlog when he gets back. 106 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,839 This is happening, David. 107 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:37,102 -You can't stop it. -Why would I want to? 108 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:40,497 I can't wait to see you rolling around on the floor, 109 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,020 foaming at the mouth. 110 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,500 While you're waiting for your exorcism, 111 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,720 I'll be sending you some spiritual exercises 112 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,852 to prepare yourself. 113 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:50,115 Don't thank me. 114 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:02,345 Lee. What do you think about a groom's cake? 115 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,955 Yes. 116 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,741 Well, let me think, Trish. 117 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:13,791 Is everything all right, love? 118 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:17,360 Yeah. Could we talk for a minute, bug-bear? 119 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,536 -Of course, honey bunny. 120 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,277 Excuse us. 121 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,366 Are you okay, babe? 122 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,194 -Is this taking too long? -No, I'm good. 123 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,891 I just have one suggestion. 124 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:28,371 What, the chocolate cake? 125 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,851 The wedding. We're done. 126 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,069 Okay. 127 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:33,071 I can handle this. Go home. 128 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,204 No, no. We're done. 129 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,858 We're not getting married. 130 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:40,252 I've been using you to get to your daughter to hurt her. 131 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,820 Well, now she's hurt, so I don't need you. 132 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,256 You should cry now. 133 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,867 I think that'd be appropriate, 134 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:49,436 because I want you to know that 135 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:50,959 every DJ we listened to, 136 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,570 every place setting, every invitation. 137 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,093 Well, now that's over. 138 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:58,096 And I want you to take your dried-up little ovaries 139 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:01,535 and drag them back under the rock you came from. 140 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:48,190 Hello, Mr. Strand. 141 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,454 Mr. Strand. 142 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,631 I'm David. 143 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,068 This is Kristen and Ben. 144 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:06,556 Can we talk for a moment, Raymond? 145 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,344 Maybe you should, um, come down from there. 146 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,477 You're gonna break your neck on those. 147 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,526 Good point. 148 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:30,493 Do you know why we're here, Raymond? 149 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:34,018 Your wife is worried you're giving all your money away. 150 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,895 Are you all right, Raymond? 151 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:43,811 Are you hearing something? 152 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:46,901 Not now. No. 153 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:53,298 He says that I'm the Lord's instrument-- 154 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:58,478 that he can't leave until we complete our work. 155 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,264 And what work is that? 156 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:07,356 The second bowl. 157 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,104 Help me. He's coming for me. 158 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,548 It's not what we expected. 159 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,550 He's not some overzealous parishioner. 160 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:30,814 It's either a psychological breakdown or demonic obsession. 161 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,382 -Why demonic and not angelic? -He's being haunted. 162 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,602 -Angels don't haunt. -Sure, they do. 163 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:37,691 When? 164 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,519 Angels destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. 165 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:43,087 They turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt for looking back. 166 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,524 They killed the Assyrian army. 167 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,221 At God's behest, in defense of the righteous. 168 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,439 Are you going somewhere with this? 169 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,963 Angels are not cherubs. 170 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,660 Angels terrify everyone in the Bible. 171 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,793 -I thought you didn't believe. -Well, I don't, but I remember 172 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,098 -my catechism... -Look, 173 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:57,232 if he's hearing angels or a devil, 174 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,276 it doesn't matter. 175 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,930 He's having a psychotic break. 176 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:02,324 Well, then I suggest you three complete a full evaluation. 177 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,804 And if this isn't psychological, David, 178 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:07,329 determine if this has an angelic source or a demonic one. 179 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,769 Hey. Are we okay? 180 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,466 "We"? I-I think we are. 181 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:18,340 -Is there anything I can do? -No, I'm good. 182 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:24,476 I just worry for her, that's all. 183 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,783 And you have no idea why she's acting this way? 184 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:30,657 She's probably just missing her husband. 185 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,484 I don't know. 186 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,225 I just have this feeling something's wrong. 187 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,010 She's having an off day. 188 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,098 We all have off days. 189 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:38,665 Okay, I got to call you back. 190 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,840 But you say don't worry? 191 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,624 I say, don't worry. 192 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,626 Kristen's fine. 193 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:51,199 You okay? 194 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,767 David? 195 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,596 David? 196 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,648 My God. 197 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,492 Are you the Archangel? 198 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,204 Get up. 199 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:43,077 You're hogging the floor. 200 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:04,533 Next time, fall over there on the bed. 201 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,623 You'll make my life easier. 202 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,887 -How long have I been out? -And don't use pain. 203 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:14,456 You'll kill yourself and it won't get you anywhere. 204 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,080 There was a sister that came through here with a mop? 205 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,386 Which sister? 206 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,474 I don't know. I don't know names. 207 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,736 If it was Sister Andrea, 208 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,129 she's down there. 209 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,844 What do you want? 210 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:59,414 You said, "Don't use pain to get anywhere." 211 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,329 What did you mean? 212 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:05,942 Are you saying don't use pain to talk to God? 213 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:09,772 Ha. Is that what you were doing? 214 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:10,904 I was trying. 215 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:14,124 You want to talk to God, pray. 216 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,605 Billions of people do it every day. 217 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:21,479 What you were trying to do was force God to talk to you. 218 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,833 I had a vision of the Devil embracing a friend. 219 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:30,924 But every time I try to return to that vision, I can't hold it. 220 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,273 Why do you care? 221 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,188 It's a friend struggling with... 222 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:37,974 some kind of diabolical influence. 223 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,503 Do you have a phone? 224 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,723 -Do I have a phone? -Yeah. 225 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,554 Unlock it. 226 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:04,000 This app, it's a metronome. 227 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,436 Use it. 228 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,829 What do you... 229 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,700 -In what way? -Don't do anything tonight. 230 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,834 You're too hyped up. Tomorrow, start the metronome. 231 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:16,404 Focus on it, let it sync up with your heart. 232 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,453 And stop hurting yourself. 233 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,804 Pain is for tourists. 234 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:34,003 ♪ Ah, ha, ha, feliz Navidad♪ 235 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,963 ♪ Feliz Navidad♪ 236 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,574 ♪ Feliz Navidad♪ 237 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:44,013 ♪ Próspero año y felicidad♪ 238 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,668 ♪ Feliz Navidad♪ 239 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,671 ♪ Feliz Navidad♪ 240 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,021 ♪ Feliz Navidad♪ 241 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:56,025 ♪ Próspero año y felicidad.♪ 242 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,810 -You look nice. -Thank you. You wanted to talk? 243 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,856 I did. 244 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,946 I would love it if you could explain 245 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:08,124 exactly to me why you couldn't keep your fuckin' mouth shut. 246 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,473 Excuse me? 247 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,781 You told Kristen about my hiding place. 248 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,304 I keep a little piece of red thread there 249 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,176 so I'm warned if someone opens it. 250 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,786 It's been opened. 251 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,702 -What are you talking about? -Oh, I know you, Sheryl. 252 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,660 You're a walking ball of neediness. 253 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,706 When you crawl back to your daughter 254 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,621 on your hands and knees, 255 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,057 don't even think about breathing another word 256 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,581 about what's gone on between you and me, 257 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,889 or I will come for you, you bitch. 258 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,417 -How dare... -Shut up! 259 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,289 Listen to me, you little freak. 260 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,986 Don't you dare call me "bitch." 261 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,032 I know where all your skeletons are buried. 262 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,034 Your hands are a lot dirtier than mine, 263 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,861 and you have way more to lose than I do. 264 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,560 So don't you dare threaten me. 265 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,697 You don't know what you're dealing with. 266 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:03,614 Come on. I'm not some wilting wedding planner. 267 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,878 Do you know how many demons I dated before you? 268 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,622 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 269 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:15,104 It has been two months since my last confession. 270 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,193 These are my sins. 271 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,022 Cocaine, I take it. 272 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,981 I sell it. My wife, too. 273 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,939 But I'm bringing in 15 mil every month. 274 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,375 Can I get a real confession, please? 275 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,377 How is that not a real confession? 276 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:30,641 -It's the plotline to Scarface. 277 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,208 Are we keeping you, Mr. Acosta? 278 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,949 I-I'm sorry, Father. It's, uh... 279 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,559 It's Bishop Marx. 280 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,172 What happened? 281 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,826 He was driving home when he saw a car 282 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,741 that had turned over and was on fire. 283 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,221 Is he all right? 284 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,788 The doctors are looking at him now. 285 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,312 He thinks the Archangel Michael 286 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,705 is working through him. 287 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,576 -Hey, Anya. Hey. -Hmm? 288 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,056 Kristen, hey. What are you doing here? 289 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,276 I'm, uh, I'm working with the Strand family. 290 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,017 -How is he? 291 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,758 Delirious, I guess. You'd never know he lifted a car today. 292 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,891 Got a family of four out, and the weird thing is, 293 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,459 -there's not a scrape on him. 294 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,374 Oh, don't worry, you guys, I got this. 295 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,245 It must be the adrenaline, right? 296 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,074 I guess. He claims he didn't feel the flames at all. 297 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:15,686 He leapt over a highway divider, reached into a burning car, 298 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,645 then lifted it to save four strangers. 299 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,169 So, hey, um, Mira said 300 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,084 you're, um, working with a hot priest. 301 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,217 -That sounds like Mira. 302 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,480 Oh, and, hey, maybe sometime you could help me 303 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,004 with that LeRoux killing? 304 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,354 Sure-- Uh... 305 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,573 Are you on that? 306 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,096 Yeah. Uh, Mira handed it off to me. 307 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,837 She was afraid she was too close. 308 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,056 Oh. 309 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,188 Mira thought, uh, it was LeRoux's wife, 310 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:42,191 but she has an alibi-- uh, she was at her prayer group. 311 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,019 -Good alibi, huh? -Not bad. 312 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,500 And, uh, we're not sure that she would've had enough time 313 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,110 to get to LeRoux and back anyway. 314 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,113 Mm. Right. 315 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,028 -And what do you need from me? -Oh, just background. 316 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,508 It'll be painless, I promise. 317 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,466 All right, sure. Yeah. 318 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,816 -I'll give you a call. -Please. 319 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,960 What does that mean? 320 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,096 The Lord saw fit to allow my service. 321 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,575 Are you all right? 322 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,838 He left me. 323 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:25,843 He skidded to a halt and left me in the middle of traffic. 324 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,498 He needed to save those strangers. 325 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,197 It's good, I guess, but... 326 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,200 shouldn't he care about his family, too? 327 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,855 So, the Archangel told you to save them? 328 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:41,032 No. He acted through me. 329 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:46,168 Raymond, yesterday you mentioned the "second bowl." 330 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,778 What is that? 331 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,913 You saw him, too? 332 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:56,091 I... What did I see? 333 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,834 Michael. 334 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,620 I heard your cop friend talking. 335 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,231 Are you in trouble? 336 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,713 My middle name is "trouble." 337 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,407 Wha... 338 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:06,107 Oh, Sheryl. 339 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:10,981 You are adorable. 340 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:18,249 Blood. 341 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:21,252 Is there any history of bipolar disorder in your family? 342 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,474 Raymond, did you hear the question? 343 00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:26,823 I did. 344 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,347 Do you have an answer? 345 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,739 I do. 346 00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:33,787 No. 347 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:38,705 How about seizures? Any history? 348 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,319 Before the visits from the angel, 349 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:49,324 had you ever seen or heard anything that others could not? 350 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:53,110 If you are asking Raymond, his answer is no. 351 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,374 So you're not Raymond anymore? 352 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,028 You're Michael? 353 00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,379 What is that? 354 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,687 A little mark behind your ear? 355 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,646 -What is that? -Nothing. 356 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:08,387 No, it's right there. 357 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,912 It's a little square that hasn't been tanned. 358 00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:14,523 In your day job, do you wear something there? 359 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,309 Are you the angel that wrestled with Jacob, 360 00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:21,791 son of Isaac, grandson of Abraham? 361 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,229 No. 362 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:29,320 Michael is a general of the Lord's army. 363 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,845 The second bowl? 364 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,412 Is it a plague? 365 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,676 In time, I will blow the final trumpet. 366 00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:41,202 The signal for all the bowls to be poured out, 367 00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:45,336 so the face of God will be revealed. 368 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:50,385 And if there are ten righteous people in this world? 369 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,300 -Your question is irrelevant. -God didn't think so. 370 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:56,696 When Abraham asked God, he said he would not destroy Sodom 371 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,829 if there were ten righteous. 372 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,962 And there were not. 373 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:09,839 Did you guys see that little patch mark behind his ear? 374 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,842 -Yeah. -So, Raymond works 375 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,931 as a crane operator on skyscrapers, 376 00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:19,458 and sometimes the workers use scopolamine patches 377 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:20,763 to overcome vertigo. 378 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,722 These patches prevent nausea, but... 379 00:24:22,765 --> 00:24:25,072 they're supposed to be removed every three days. 380 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,508 And if they're not? 381 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:28,510 Then you could wind up with an accidental 382 00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:29,555 scopolamine overdose. 383 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,295 Now, it doesn't kill you, 384 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:35,952 but can lead to memory loss and hallucinations. 385 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,301 Is there any way we can find out? 386 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,434 Sure. I mean, if he's not heading into work, 387 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,523 then the toxicity of the patch will leave his body 388 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,873 in a few days. 389 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,038 Hey. You startled me. 390 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,648 I-I thought you'd be in your office. 391 00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:23,304 Oh, no, I'm just, uh, getting some work done in here. 392 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,177 -Do you want to come in? -Oh, no, no. 393 00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:28,962 That's all right. I just had a few questions. 394 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:37,753 What's the subject? 395 00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:40,234 Raymond Strand. 396 00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,543 When you, uh, spoke to him yesterday, 397 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,328 did he say anything more about the accident, 398 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:49,548 -or saving the family? -Like...? 399 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,550 We talked to a few more eyewitnesses, 400 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,203 and reviewed the street cam footage. 401 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,118 And there was something weird. 402 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:57,773 -What? -After he rescued 403 00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,122 the first three people 404 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,689 in the car-- the-the husband, the wife, 405 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,169 and the ten-year-old daughter-- 406 00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:04,650 there was one person left, the wife's brother. 407 00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:07,043 According to the video, 408 00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:09,176 Raymond just stood there holding the car up, 409 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:10,960 and he didn't do anything. 410 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,094 -Who didn't do anything? -Raymond. 411 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:17,053 He just stood there and watched this guy burn. 412 00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:20,709 But wait-- but he saved him? 413 00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:24,060 After a minute. But this guy was screaming-- 414 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:25,888 I mean, his flesh was on fire. 415 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:28,587 And Raymond let him burn for a full minute. 416 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,589 Then he saved him. 417 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,724 Wow. 418 00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:36,769 Is she sure? 419 00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:38,118 There's surveillance video. 420 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,336 Could the fire have been keeping Raymond back? 421 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,337 Not according to the video. 422 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:41,861 He was holding the car up, 423 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,427 letting the guy burn. 424 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:47,257 I'm just saying this could be more than delusions. 425 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,695 His psychosis could be dangerous. 426 00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:58,312 What an incredible feat yesterday, saving that family. 427 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,751 Why'd you let the guy burn in the car? 428 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,274 What guy? 429 00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:06,276 The one you saved last. 430 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,539 Oh, Kevin Blackstone. The uncle. 431 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:12,152 -He survived. -Yeah, but barely. 432 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:15,546 I did what was required. 433 00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:20,682 Could you explain? 434 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:23,293 He had an affliction of the spirit, which offended God. 435 00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:26,427 I was called to remove it. 436 00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:31,737 So... God told you to let him burn? 437 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,347 God allowed him to experience 438 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:34,957 a moment of the torment of hellfire 439 00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:39,570 so that he might renounce his sins and save his soul. 440 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,661 What were his sins? 441 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,968 He was oft entrusted with watching his young niece. 442 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:48,188 He violated her. 443 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:52,496 I receive my instructions from the Most High. 444 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:55,543 The offender did not perish, nor will he. 445 00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,501 And, with his injuries, he will be unable 446 00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,026 to commit any such depravity with her again. 447 00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:03,377 That's God's will. 448 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,172 So, what do we do? 449 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,044 He's dangerous. 450 00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,611 David? 451 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:26,182 Saint Augustine advocated for just war. 452 00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:30,578 That there are instances when war may be necessary and right. 453 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:33,799 In a situation where violence can stop a dire wrong, 454 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:36,540 choosing peacefulness could be considered a sin. 455 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:38,455 Are you defending what he did? 456 00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:42,329 No, I'm just saying God's logic isn't ours. 457 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:45,071 And that little girl was being molested. 458 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:47,464 We don't know that. All we have is his word. 459 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,597 And if we did know that? 460 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,382 -What would you do? I wouldn't burn him. 461 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:53,732 I would turn him over to the cops. 462 00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:56,604 You think there can be a "just war"? 463 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:58,258 I do. 464 00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,739 Because of St. Thomas Aquinas? 465 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,218 And Hitler. 466 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:03,959 I think there's evil in the world 467 00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:06,875 and it should be confronted. 468 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:11,662 Do you think there can be... "just murder"? 469 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:15,579 You said violence is justified 470 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:21,368 if it confronts evil and stops a graver wrong. 471 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:25,067 If someone is threatening to kill you, or... 472 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:27,766 your family, 473 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,985 is it right to stop them? 474 00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:32,248 As long as it's proportional. 475 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:33,989 Is killing proportional? 476 00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:36,905 Only if it's the only way to stop a killer. 477 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,473 Anything beyond that is murder. 478 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:42,693 Why? 479 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,094 Kristen? 480 00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:53,356 -Hmm? 481 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,662 Come in. 482 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,405 There's an Ashley Strand here for you. 483 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,799 -Okay, I'll be right there. -No, not you. 484 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:01,800 You. 485 00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:07,022 Mrs. Strand, are you all right? 486 00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:10,025 No. No, I'm not. 487 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:12,767 I can't handle this anymore. 488 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:18,251 Raymond or Michael, or whoever the hell he is. 489 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:21,167 I'm thinking about leaving. 490 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:24,474 But I don't know how he's gonna react. 491 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:27,303 Did something happen? I mean, something else? 492 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:30,959 He's insisting that we live biblically. 493 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:33,135 But that mostly affects me. 494 00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:35,834 He doesn't want me to go back to work, 495 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,313 and we need the money. 496 00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:39,663 He threw away all my makeup and some of my clothes. 497 00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:42,405 And he just keeps issuing all these orders, 498 00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:47,758 and expecting me to obey because... Word of God. 499 00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:51,893 I'm not staying in a marriage where I have no say. 500 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:55,375 But if I leave, I'm worried it'll push him over the edge. 501 00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,380 Okay, um... 502 00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:05,733 I'll get you the number of a women's center for new moms. 503 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:08,692 They can help you while you figure things out. 504 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,397 For you. 505 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,892 Where did you get that blood you used on my wall? 506 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:37,721 It tasted like yours. I've missed that. 507 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:38,897 What do you want? 508 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,682 Can I come in? 509 00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:02,442 Sheryl, I was wrong. It was the wedding. 510 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:06,272 It was making me crazy. 511 00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,622 I want you back. 512 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:12,582 No. The other day you were reminded of exactly how much 513 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,455 I've got on you, and now you want to neutralize me. 514 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,979 Nope. Not happening. 515 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:29,338 Raymond is suffering from psychosis. 516 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:30,905 He was on a medication for vertigo, 517 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,777 which can cause visual and auditory hallucinations. 518 00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:37,259 Most likely combined with severe depression and anxiety. 519 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:40,959 The personality changes we saw are certainly in line with those 520 00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,656 of a psychotic break. 521 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:46,834 And I will say his wife approached me about leaving him. 522 00:32:48,836 --> 00:32:51,273 David, do you-- Do you want to chime in? 523 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:54,711 Well, I'd advise against an exorcism. 524 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,975 Because you don't think it's a demon? 525 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:57,888 I'm not entirely sure. 526 00:32:57,932 --> 00:32:59,673 It could be an angelic figure. 527 00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:01,805 But it's not a theology that I understand. 528 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:05,026 I do worry that a separation from his wife could 529 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,680 cause him some distress. 530 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:09,770 All right, I'd like to meet Raymond myself. 531 00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:13,469 Meanwhile, David, can we talk with you for a second? 532 00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:18,431 David, Father John and I have been discussing you. 533 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:20,128 Hmm. That sounds ominous. 534 00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:23,827 I appreciate that your extracurricular activities 535 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:27,266 for the Church are essential, and that you're learning 536 00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:30,486 through the practical application of your faith. 537 00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:33,098 -But? -But the theological 538 00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:35,709 and the practical are not contradictory. 539 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:39,930 And you must learn the former to excel at the latter. 540 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:42,020 That's why I've asked Father Kay to allow you 541 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:45,110 to pass the class with a practicum. 542 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,286 And what is that? 543 00:33:47,329 --> 00:33:50,680 A parishioner has asked that you hear his confession. 544 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,334 We've explained that until you're ordained, 545 00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:55,555 this confession will not come with reconciliation. 546 00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:58,079 But he-he believes he has wronged you. 547 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,561 Leland Townsend. 548 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,608 -Yes. -Yes. 549 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,802 The door's open. 550 00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:28,849 Yeah, that's not creepy at all. 551 00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:30,851 Hello? 552 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,599 Hello? 553 00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,558 Ashley? 554 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,040 Raymond? 555 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,218 -Michael? -Ashley? 556 00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:52,177 We're here to check on you. 557 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,490 Raymond. 558 00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:03,884 Are you all right? 559 00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:10,978 Where's Ashley? 560 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,634 Did she leave? 561 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:19,073 Ashley? 562 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,770 Hello? 563 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,817 Where is she, Raymond? 564 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:29,779 Michael, where is she? 565 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,137 What's that? 566 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:42,923 She turned back. 567 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:49,016 Ashley turned back instead of trusting in the Lord. 568 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:52,019 Like Lot's wife. 569 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:09,819 What's wrong? Do I have food in my teeth? 570 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,562 Who are you? 571 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:15,956 Leland Townsend. Nice to meet you. 572 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,264 You smell. 573 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:22,571 Well, that is... impolite. 574 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:24,791 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 575 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,662 -Blessed art thou among women... 576 00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:29,012 Mother of God, pray for us. 577 00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:31,276 Sorry. 578 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,887 I'm not used to having my hygiene questioned. 579 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,454 Sister. 580 00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:38,326 Ah, David, there you are. 581 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,719 Let's get started. 582 00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:43,070 -I can take care of this. -I think I should stay. 583 00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:45,855 No, this is a confession, Sister, don't you know? 584 00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:49,511 Nuns are irrelevant here. Go off and pray. 585 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:52,166 Go. 586 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,996 Go. Fly away home. 587 00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:59,173 I'm fine. 588 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:08,704 Well, here we are, two students of Christ. 589 00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:11,229 This is gonna be fun, don't you think? 590 00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:17,757 Don't the confessor and the priest sit 591 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,062 side by side in the booth? 592 00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:20,542 We don't have the booth for cover. 593 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,065 Better we not see each other. 594 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:39,082 -You have to start. -Oh. 595 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:43,130 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Oh... 596 00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:46,873 Believe it or not, I have come prepared. 597 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:51,007 "Oh, my God, I am heartily sorry 598 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:53,749 "for having offended Thee, 599 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:55,882 "and I detest all my sins 600 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:58,580 "because I dread the loss of Heaven 601 00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:02,454 and fear the pains of Hell." 602 00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:04,412 How was that? 603 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,022 Continue. 604 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:08,329 Should I go chronologically? 605 00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,375 Do whatever you want. 606 00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:11,767 Well, it's my first time. 607 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:14,683 I think I'll go whole hog. Why not? 608 00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:17,120 Let's see, my earliest memories of sin. 609 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:20,385 When I was five, 610 00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:22,300 I stole a classmate's lunch. 611 00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,345 He cried. I said nothing. 612 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:29,481 When I was nine, I cheated on a spelling quiz. 613 00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:32,701 When I was 12, I masturbated for the first time. 614 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,442 Are you truly sorry for these sins? 615 00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:36,575 Wait, wait. I want to talk about masturbation more. 616 00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:41,275 Oh, but I guess that's something you priests can't do. 617 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,885 Right? 618 00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:45,410 -Are these your sins? -Not all. 619 00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:49,196 There is one that weighs upon my heart the most. 620 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:53,200 This is the one I really hope God can forgive me for. 621 00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:56,421 I met a woman a few years ago. She was gorgeous. 622 00:38:56,464 --> 00:39:00,381 Had a real body on her, and I was instantly smitten. 623 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:03,341 But she was already seeing someone else. 624 00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:08,084 Someone who was of the Black persuasion. 625 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:11,349 So I admired her from afar. 626 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:15,962 I think that's lust and envy. Ha, a twofer. 627 00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:20,270 Then I found a way to insinuate myself 628 00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,055 into her life. 629 00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:23,709 I don't think she ever realized this, 630 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,406 but I knew where she worked, 631 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:28,670 and I would stand across the street every day 632 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:31,412 to get a glimpse of her. 633 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:34,372 I still think of her often. 634 00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:39,246 I once looked up the meaning of her name. 635 00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:40,856 Julia. 636 00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:45,731 It means "soft-haired, youthful." 637 00:39:45,774 --> 00:39:48,777 And she was all of that. 638 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:52,346 Then a time came when I was standing across the street 639 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,697 waiting to see her, and she didn't appear. 640 00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:57,482 This went on for a couple of months, 641 00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,919 and I thought maybe she's moved. 642 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:03,879 But then I found out she'd gotten sick. 643 00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:05,925 Very sick. 644 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:10,538 The last time I saw Julia, she was in a bad way. 645 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:15,413 Frail. A mere shell of her former self, really. 646 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:18,938 And she needed care around the clock. 647 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:22,028 She was so worried that she had become a burden 648 00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:24,900 to those around her-- the people that cared for her, 649 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,336 the people she loved. 650 00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:29,644 And I looked into her beautiful eyes, 651 00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:31,951 and I assured her 652 00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:35,476 that she absolutely was a burden, 653 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,174 and that the best thing to do would be to free 654 00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:42,135 the ones she loved of her presence. 655 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:44,659 Well, she took my advice. 656 00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:48,968 And then... she was gone. 657 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:55,844 Wow, that is powerful. 658 00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:58,760 I feel so much better, so free. 659 00:40:58,804 --> 00:41:00,501 Who knew? 660 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:04,984 What's next, David? 661 00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:07,987 David? 662 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:10,946 My penance? 663 00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:12,252 Are you contrite? 664 00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:15,385 Contrite as the day is long. 665 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:20,347 Then this is your penance. 666 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:26,614 Five Hail Marys... 667 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:29,095 and two Our Fathers. 668 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:35,318 What?! That's it? 669 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,325 Yes. 670 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:44,850 God forgives you. 671 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,213 Okay. 672 00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,610 I'll help you. 48215

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