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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:40,533 BULGARIAN BORDER, 10 SEPT. 1918 2 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:59,577 Relax! Coffee's on the way. 3 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:12,243 It's nothing! Stay put, Ferrandière. 4 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:16,204 It's just the 9 o'clock mail. Sleep, sleep! 5 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,581 Who ordered that flare? 6 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,374 Something moved, sir. 7 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:26,786 Just a rat. 8 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:42,532 I could've wiped you and your slackers out. 9 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:46,750 My boys never sniffle, cough, or get snagged on the wire. 10 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:50,780 Warn us next time, or you may get shot like rabbits. 11 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:54,324 20 minutes to get up before the moon clears the ridge. 12 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,157 You mucked up the ravine with your patrols again. 13 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:59,289 I've got to use the left gully now. 14 00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:00,999 Going up Socrates? 15 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:05,164 I sent a runner over to Hill 915 yesterday. 16 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:08,782 He never arrived. If you spot the body, let me know. 17 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:12,703 Send up as many flares as usual tonight. 18 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:17,291 If any man fires a shot too many, he answers to me! 19 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:36,577 You making that racket? 20 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,291 Malaria, sir. It'll pass. 21 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:39,500 Stay here. 22 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:40,708 Stay here! 23 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,161 That's rotten! 24 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:53,031 De Scève... 25 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:54,535 Where's Conan? 26 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,409 Went up 20 minutes ago. 27 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:58,780 He forgot me! 28 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,951 He likes you. He didn't want to turn you down. 29 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,950 - I look dumb. - You look dumb. 30 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:16,489 Did the mess get any mutton in? 31 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:22,791 My men got dysentery from that frozen Aussie rabbit. 32 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,618 What's Conan up to? 33 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,410 Takes time to get up there, sir. 34 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:32,830 The Senegalese moan they eat too much mutton. 35 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,955 And us, nothing since Christmas! 36 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:38,329 The niggers have it better than us! 37 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:19,575 Where are the prisoners? 38 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:39,741 You'll pay for this! C'mon, you bastards! 39 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:41,292 What? We're going back? 40 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:58,914 You took a while, but bravo! 41 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:02,200 Yeah, congratulate 'em... The buzzards! 42 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,374 I'd like to re-arrange a few mugs! 43 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:06,958 Fuckin' bastards! 44 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,324 We forgot to take prisoners! 45 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,325 Aren't those two there Bulgars? 46 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,825 Sure. We went back for 'em. 47 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,910 He'll chew me out! 48 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:22,701 You lucky. War over. 49 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:23,990 Drink this. 50 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,783 I don't get you, but I can guess... 51 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:29,000 Shut up! 52 00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:30,956 Here, Rouzic... It's his loss. 53 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,993 A bit late for quinine, Mahut! 54 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,990 We got our wires crossed. 55 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:39,957 Watch how you clods hold him! 56 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,619 Keep his head up! 57 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:46,697 Easy, son! We'll take care of you. I'll see to it. 58 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,618 Carry him like the Holy Grail. 59 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,367 How do you say "disinfectant"? 60 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,993 Really, it's the same? 61 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:07,826 And "antiseptic"? 62 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,323 Rouzic can bring your mail. 63 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,542 Thanks, sir. 64 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:19,490 Don't thank me. Mail doesn't automatically mean good news. 65 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:23,199 Why, only last week I got dumped by a fiancee. 66 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,081 Only got six left now! 67 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:27,280 Here's to you, old man! 68 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:31,453 I can't use him now. He'll be soldiering in a month. 69 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:32,324 So? 70 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,491 My job's not fighting, it's butchery. 71 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:37,073 A bum shoulder and you're out. 72 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:38,999 You go to staff college? 73 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,995 No loss. A lot of shirkers who bust your chops! 74 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:48,750 If our hours don't suit you, gentlemen, please let us know. 75 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:51,240 We'll be honored to conform to yours. 76 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:53,036 Sir, I... 77 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:56,408 My fault, sir. I was visiting my wounded. 78 00:07:56,583 --> 00:07:59,202 But our young friend wasn't. 79 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,207 I took him along. 80 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:04,207 He's good with words. I get into a muddle. 81 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:06,781 You don't do so badly. 82 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:08,285 Well, sit down. 83 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:15,322 Your wounded...? 84 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:18,204 OK, but Perrin's got to transfer. 85 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:19,414 Good soldier? 86 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,041 Try him. First-rate. 87 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,583 Major? 88 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:24,750 Work it out between you. 89 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:26,869 Don't let it get cold. 90 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:30,374 Ageing potatoes, like bashful virgins, 91 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:33,872 need to be warmed up for consumption. 92 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:39,283 Sorry, sir, but the hospital visit upset our stomachs. 93 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:41,957 Smell of ether, likely. 94 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:53,616 Sure, he knows I'm riding him, 95 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:57,157 but I won't pretend their glop tastes like chocolate. 96 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,578 We're getting eggs. 97 00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:00,498 When they grow wings. 98 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,622 That's just like you, sir! 99 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:06,244 Watch the wire. 100 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,497 It either rings or it explodes. 101 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:15,999 No scream. It's rabbit stew tonight! 102 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:17,281 And a scream? 103 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,449 Depends... Boche or Bulgar. 104 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,665 I've got the runs, sir! 105 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:35,160 Try some Pernod. 106 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,033 Ass down, Rabier! 107 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:44,957 Come eat now, sir, before it's overcooked. 108 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:47,744 Be right in. We have a guest. 109 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:50,370 Hey, boys, this is Lt. Norbert! 110 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:07,996 I added stuffing: olives and onions, breadcrumbs and bacon. 111 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,948 Some wine! Don't speak Breton with our friend here. 112 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,125 Rouzic... 113 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:17,042 if they were all like him, we'd still be living in caves. 114 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,998 But he's a real fighter! 115 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,740 Know Hill 818? The little stream? 116 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:25,583 He went to wash my socks and came back 117 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:30,455 nudging a Bulgar! He wanted to give him a drink. Took him for a Greek! 118 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:32,866 How could I tell he wasn't Greek? 119 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,453 Cushy, no? 120 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,830 Not for all tastes, though. 121 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,449 De Scève calls this place... the barbarian's cave. 122 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,781 Bordeaux. Real Bordeaux! 123 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:50,622 Courtesy of the Brits. I wanted to buy a case... No way. 124 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:53,328 So I swiped two without paying. 125 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,905 There's a nibble of stew left... 126 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:58,125 Let's have it. 127 00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,993 No, it's too much. 128 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:01,573 It's venison! 129 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,786 Big fat General Berthelot would give 130 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,867 his kepi just to suck the bones! 131 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,000 A taste, then. 132 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,038 How do you manage? The army's starved. 133 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,868 Special diet, you mean? 134 00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:21,164 But our work's special. 135 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:24,119 You'd find it hard to stomach. 136 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:28,741 My father said: "Use what God puts in your pack." 137 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,288 Me, I strike hard and fast. Always! 138 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,655 While you... 139 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,658 Say, let me see your pistol. 140 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:39,333 I'll take a leak. 141 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,448 The trigger's slack. 142 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,950 You go with that redhead? 143 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,078 Smart-ass! The farm near the Turks... 144 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,786 Oh, right! I think I've seen her. 145 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:56,905 Seen her? She gave two of my boys the clap. 146 00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:59,954 The clap? Oh, yeah? 147 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:02,536 So maybe that's why... 148 00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:06,999 Your nose runs. Get her treated before she sinks the division. 149 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,624 So that's why she's so cheap! 150 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:13,781 The one I really wanted was the Greek girl from the bar. 151 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:16,875 And...? 152 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,989 She threw my money in my face. 153 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:27,125 Leave this with me until tomorrow. 154 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:28,333 We may move out. 155 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:31,540 Lend him a gun. Anything beats a slingshot. 156 00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:39,494 I've got a Mauser in perfect shape. 157 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,208 Perfect. 158 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,448 Speak any Greek? 159 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,368 Ancient Greek. Literary. 160 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:46,989 Better than nothing... 161 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,956 Tell her she resembles my sister. 162 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:55,116 It puts 'em at ease. 163 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,659 Nothing smutty, OK? 164 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,535 My Greek won't do. 165 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:03,989 Try English. 166 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,532 Skip it, sonny. If she can manage, so can I. 167 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:25,163 Midnight leave's up, lads. Back to camp. On the double! 168 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,698 Sir, is it true about the big push? 169 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,992 Artillery's moving up and they're saying... 170 00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:37,166 I get it! The usual rubbish. 171 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:40,582 Sorry to interrupt, sir... 172 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,199 Just a minute. I'm paying my respects to the lady. 173 00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:48,823 Sit your pretty little ass down here. 174 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,750 Got a room here? 175 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:17,782 What happened? 176 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,407 An attack on De Scève's sector. Pretty nasty. 177 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,124 Shit! Conan! 178 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:29,282 Lt. Norbert, 2nd Company. Get me the attack group. 179 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:34,538 Send a man out to find Conan on the double! 180 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,873 You can hang up. That knocked you for a loop, eh? 181 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,832 They sent a motorbike while you were having kittens. 182 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,039 Just when I was learning Greek! 183 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,783 Better equipped than us! 184 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:57,448 The Boche supplied 'em with new gear. 185 00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:01,406 Half our privates have holes in their trousers. Not these guys! 186 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:08,247 There aren't only Buls... Must've been Boches too. 187 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,329 Nasty show! 188 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,539 De Scève didn't cop it with them. 189 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,699 Must be a prisoner. We looked all over for him. 190 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,915 You looked, but I'll find him. 191 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,655 Sorry, Conan, but you're no longer on your own. 192 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,490 The rumor was right: it's the big push. 193 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,622 - Matter of hours. - Meaning? 194 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:25,621 Your men join 195 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,992 a machine-gun unit. You fight with the buddies. 196 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,826 The buddies will have to adapt! 197 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,666 It's hell up there! 198 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:37,989 Your helmet! 199 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,415 Get that phone line up. Faster! 200 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:47,583 Keep going! 201 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,832 Orders, sir! 202 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,832 From the Colonel, sir! 203 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,823 - Your name? - Riquiou, sir. 204 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,374 You never saw me. 205 00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:21,583 What? 206 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,291 Not seen, not found. 207 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:27,286 If the Colonel ever says otherwise, you'll answer to me! 208 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,202 I didn't see you? 209 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,118 So I go back? Is that it? 210 00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:35,780 That's it, Riquiou, my boy. You go back. 211 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,411 Hey, where you from? 212 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,625 Paris suburbs. 213 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:41,911 Go home. 214 00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:53,949 "Hold ridge and await orders." While the others run for it! My ass! 215 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,448 Still there, Riquiou? 216 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:13,041 Brandy and hot coffee ahead! 217 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,286 Took your quinine? 218 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,375 Careful, sir. 219 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:04,533 They'll get you. 220 00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:14,990 I lost two brothers, sir! 221 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,456 Go get 'em, Rouzic! 222 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,826 Kill the bastards! 223 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,042 Caboulet! 224 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:22,124 Over here, sir! We lost two men. 225 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:30,827 Kill 'em all! 226 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,541 No prisoners! 227 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:13,622 If I heard him right... 228 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:15,416 He said "capitulato." 229 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:17,326 Does that mean we go home? 230 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,542 Who knows! 231 00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,120 My friends, 232 00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:26,157 I have a momentous announcement to make: 233 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:29,826 Victory is ours on all fronts! 234 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,705 Since the 11th of this month, the war has been over! 235 00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:38,616 It's about time! 236 00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:41,447 It was drying in the latrines, sir. 237 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:43,533 That'll do! 238 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,989 From General Pétain: 239 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:53,823 "In the 52nd month of a war unprecedented in History, 240 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:59,156 "the French army, with the aid of its allies, 241 00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,368 "vanquished the enemy..." 242 00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:04,786 Sir! 243 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,698 Royer's got the runs worse than ever! 244 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,203 OK, let him go. But on the sly! 245 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:12,750 "...setting the example..." 246 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:18,199 "of sublime endurance and daily heroism," 247 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:23,244 "thus fulfilling the task entrusted to them by the Motherland." 248 00:28:26,542 --> 00:28:30,156 Despatch from Foch, 249 00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,909 of 12 November... 250 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:34,745 1918. 251 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,000 Don't forget. The main thing's the attack! 252 00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:41,532 We can't work miracles, but... 253 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,873 Put your guts into it! Let's hear it! 254 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,873 Don't make me look stupid! 255 00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:50,155 "...the greatest battle in History. 256 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:51,952 "Take pride in it! 257 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:56,205 "It is with immortal glory 258 00:28:56,792 --> 00:28:59,707 "that you have bedecked your flag. 259 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:03,917 "Posterity shall remember you with gratitude." 260 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,159 Signed: "Foch, 261 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:09,990 "Commander-in-Chief of the Allied Forces." 262 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:14,158 And may I add: Forces triumphant! 263 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:17,495 And now, what? 264 00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,618 The regimental band, sir. 265 00:29:20,917 --> 00:29:21,958 Sir... 266 00:29:22,542 --> 00:29:24,532 I don't see Conan or his men. 267 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:26,996 I exempted them. They're ill. 268 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,079 What do you say to that, Rouzic, my boy? 269 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:26,955 A bit of a muck-up, sir, but it's still victory. 270 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,367 What's victory mean to you? 271 00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:41,322 Being able to lift my head without stopping a bullet. 272 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:47,790 There's hope for you, Pop, if they don't eat you alive. 273 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:55,824 Christ! Don't tell me you lost the ink pads! 274 00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:57,743 And the rubber stamps! 275 00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,949 This army mislays everything! 276 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,827 But remember, sir... the Sokol Pass... 277 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,410 2 mules in the river! 278 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:06,408 I don't give a damn! 279 00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:10,165 How can I sign anything now? 280 00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:13,541 There are duplicates at HQ. Fetch them, dammit! 281 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:17,204 And bring me clean puttees while you're at it. 282 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:20,990 Sir, I found the movement orders and unit records. 283 00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:21,914 Right. 284 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:26,244 I want a list of wounded, killed in action, by malaria... 285 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:29,533 The War Office will decide on pensions later. 286 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:30,750 And this? 287 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,490 "Administration" is all done. Crates 34, 36... 288 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:38,781 And 37, check! 289 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:41,708 For "Stock," 3 crates: A, B, C... 290 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:45,824 "Transfers and Promotions": Two red boxes. 291 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,042 Here's one. 292 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:50,000 There's the other! 293 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:53,905 Citations. Died for France... "Granted" and "Rejected'. 294 00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:56,490 One wood file, one metal file... 295 00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:58,124 Those go in the front car. 296 00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,579 - What is it? - Trainee drivers? 297 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,038 This is archives, not personnel. 298 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:05,661 - So what do I do? - Buzz off. 299 00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:08,494 Hey! Got any bread? 300 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:05,369 "The neighbor's boy is taking this down. 301 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:09,156 "I asked him to write in big letters..." I'm glad he did! 302 00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:12,825 "He was demobilized after being gassed. 303 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,371 "He'd already been wounded twice. 304 00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:18,244 "Henriette's gotten thin as a rail. 305 00:33:18,417 --> 00:33:21,202 "She does a man's job and longs for you. 306 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:26,455 "But we get by, which is a lot, seeing all the woe in the world. 307 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:30,749 "Try not to fight too much. Leave it to your buddies. 308 00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:34,330 "You did your share in the Argonne. 309 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,491 "I send you all my love. 310 00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:39,915 "Don't forget Henriette's birthday, the 23rd." 311 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,540 Never waste water on washing. 312 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:06,750 You drink... 313 00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:08,958 Spit... 314 00:34:09,292 --> 00:34:10,453 Face! 315 00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:11,917 Drink... 316 00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:14,620 Spit... 317 00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:16,000 Chest! 318 00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:17,208 Drink... 319 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:19,458 Spit... 320 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:21,036 Feet! 321 00:34:21,417 --> 00:34:23,491 Then, swallow what's left. 322 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,915 It's my first leave in 28 months. 323 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:35,159 I had my last one back in '16. 324 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:39,955 But since the last 2 ships were torpedoed, nix! 325 00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:42,282 I hear we're going to Egypt. 326 00:34:42,542 --> 00:34:43,620 To see the Brits? 327 00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:45,866 I think we're in for a swell surprise. 328 00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:50,083 Look, Bulgaria's here. 329 00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:52,663 Sofia, our starting point. 330 00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:56,824 If we were headed for Greece, the sun'd be there. 331 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,323 It's not Turkey, or it'd be there. 332 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,615 The sun's back there! 333 00:35:00,792 --> 00:35:01,989 Right behind us! 334 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,031 So we're headed west... 335 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:08,079 Northwest... Belgrade... 336 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:10,576 Italy by tomorrow night. 337 00:35:10,917 --> 00:35:11,746 After Italy... 338 00:35:11,917 --> 00:35:13,742 After Italy, Brittany! 339 00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:20,658 I'm cold and hungry. 340 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,824 It's De Scève! C'mon! 341 00:36:15,167 --> 00:36:17,785 De Scève! Conan here! 342 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,743 No detraining! 343 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,955 Go tell it to you Momma! 344 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:28,822 Come with us! 345 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:32,905 I'll join up with you later. I'm staying with them. 346 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,125 Wait! 347 00:36:39,042 --> 00:36:40,535 He's an odd one! 348 00:36:40,708 --> 00:36:42,166 He is what he is. 349 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,448 He's not odd, he's saving face. 350 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,368 Take it while it's hot. 351 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:59,119 He'd wax his boots in the trench. We've seen him in rags! 352 00:36:59,292 --> 00:37:02,540 He's one of the rare career officers you respect. 353 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,375 True. 354 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:08,370 He had it easy in the Cavalry, well-connected and all. 355 00:37:08,542 --> 00:37:10,118 But he joins infantry! 356 00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:14,499 He comes from landed nobility. A viscount... in the infantry! 357 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,326 A real soldier! 358 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,542 Just like you. 359 00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:19,948 No, he's a soldier. I'm a warrior. 360 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,322 Any difference? 361 00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,540 A wolf-dog's not a wolf. 362 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:27,454 We may be going back to Salonika. 363 00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:30,576 Ménard says there's even ships waiting. 364 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:32,456 What's Ménard know? 365 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:35,197 Well... he's a cook! 366 00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:52,533 Bucharest! 367 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:56,369 - You hear what I hear? - Bucharest! 368 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:59,114 Bucharest... Romania, no? 369 00:37:59,292 --> 00:38:02,456 Nowhere near home! Didn't we lay bets? 370 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:06,118 So, where's the sun now? 371 00:38:06,292 --> 00:38:07,536 You slug! 372 00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:23,698 What's a rifleman doing here? Lost his company? 373 00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:25,452 Lost your specs, Sergeant? 374 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:26,822 Sorry, sir, I didn't... 375 00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:28,452 Drop it! And Bucharest? 376 00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,082 No food or drink... 377 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:31,292 And the skirts? 378 00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:33,914 From that angle, can't complain! 379 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,707 See? It was worth the trip! 380 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:37,581 Hey, boys! Shut it! 381 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:48,328 Where's the receipt box? 382 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,704 Under the expired IDs. 383 00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:55,331 - Expired? - The killed don't draw pay. 384 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,989 Nitwit! 385 00:38:58,750 --> 00:38:59,792 Sir... 386 00:39:00,167 --> 00:39:01,826 We're waiting for the band. 387 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:05,373 We're to parade for the King and chiefs of staff. 388 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:06,620 What assholes! 389 00:39:06,792 --> 00:39:10,205 Tell the guys to watch it! And no bullshit, Grenais! 390 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,579 This time I agree with you. 391 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:16,661 End 4 years of butchery with a fanfare... What a farce! 392 00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,576 I'll see you at the French Lycée. 393 00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:20,207 Champagne's on me! 394 00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:22,947 No. It's on me. I insist. 395 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:25,617 I don't care for toy soldiers. 396 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,160 Gentlemen... 397 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:33,868 First, our thanks to the Lycée's principal 398 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:35,915 for his warm welcome. 399 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,659 We'll try to be inconspicuous. 400 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:38,875 I've no doubt. 401 00:39:40,042 --> 00:39:44,119 And now I raise my glass to Lieutenant De Scève. 402 00:39:44,292 --> 00:39:46,910 Twice captured, he twice braved escape... 403 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,790 But he was twice retaken, alas! 404 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:51,080 Yes, but with what panache... 405 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,158 Sir, like Napoleon, 406 00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:57,078 I see no honor in being captured. So if you don't mind... 407 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,494 To friendship! 408 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,703 He shut his trap good with Napoleon. 409 00:40:02,875 --> 00:40:05,364 I like that too: he says what he has to. 410 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:07,119 Lieutenant Norbert? 411 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,706 From the Major. 412 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,494 I smell a rat. 413 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,239 He didn't pipe up at dinner. 414 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,034 Town detail patrol! 415 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,574 Strada Serindar, Strada Lipscani... 416 00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,499 Here, look! 417 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:26,575 He's using you to get at me. 418 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:29,239 He knows I can't whoop it up on my own. 419 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:32,702 But if it's a red-light district, you can get an eyeful. 420 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:38,450 "Soldiers must salute both French and Romanian officers." 421 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:42,951 In that case, they may as well glue their paws to their eyebrows! 422 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:47,198 "Proper dress... All misconduct will be punished..." 423 00:40:47,667 --> 00:40:49,540 So much for the post-war! 424 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,784 I'll let you off this time. 425 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:48,495 Now beat it! On the double! 426 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,743 I can't believe my luck! 427 00:41:54,917 --> 00:41:57,121 Green eyes and you speak French! 428 00:41:57,292 --> 00:41:58,489 Not speak good. 429 00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:00,160 Good enough. 430 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:03,249 I learn one year only, in school... 431 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:06,541 Then I do conversation. 432 00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:09,707 There you go! Conversation. Perfect! 433 00:42:10,042 --> 00:42:12,827 Did you do conversation with the Germans? 434 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,288 When no more money. 435 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:19,032 But Germans, they have more pretty costumes 436 00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:21,330 and more pretty music. 437 00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:24,749 More pretty music and costumes, maybe, 438 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:26,623 but we still kicked their asses. 439 00:42:27,042 --> 00:42:28,203 Skip it... 440 00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:31,748 Cucumber, "cachcaval"... Enough is enough. 441 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,410 Let's get some real grub. 442 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:44,249 Hey, Norbert! I'm learning Romanian! 443 00:42:44,417 --> 00:42:45,164 So I see. 444 00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:46,448 It's amazing! 445 00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,781 Come back. It's not worth it! 446 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,914 Despite what you may think, we're still at war. 447 00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:24,161 With whom? 448 00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:26,615 What the hell does it matter? 449 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:31,119 The ones we have to shoot: Hungarians, Trotsky's Bolsheviks... 450 00:43:31,292 --> 00:43:34,077 For now, we're in an Allied country. 451 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,621 So, no misconduct, no brawling, 452 00:43:36,792 --> 00:43:39,198 no drunkenness, no looting. 453 00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:40,655 And the Armistice? 454 00:43:40,833 --> 00:43:44,615 What about it? Armistice isn't peace. 455 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:46,665 What's keeping you? 456 00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:51,456 Berthelot's worked up! We can't let the Brits open the ball alone! 457 00:43:54,292 --> 00:43:55,333 Wait up! 458 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:57,244 Careful of the ladies. 459 00:43:57,417 --> 00:44:00,035 Gallantry, the French spirit - right! 460 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:03,325 But no familiarities. Avoid those dark ones. 461 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,697 You fell for one, Fidéli. 462 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:06,618 Like a ton of bricks, sir. 463 00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:10,124 How I understand youth! I myself once... 464 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,619 Beware the dark ones! 465 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,083 The women... 466 00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:32,708 here. 467 00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:35,246 Men, on right. 468 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:24,534 My report can break you, Sergeant! 469 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:26,284 Go on and report me! 470 00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,493 Lt. Conan will fix it up. 471 00:45:30,917 --> 00:45:33,323 But I'll fix you, buddy! 472 00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:40,240 So the general says: Yes or no, why are you on the stairs? 473 00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:42,539 So I answer: Oh, no, sir! 474 00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:49,202 If our hours don't suit you, dear colleague, 475 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:51,119 please let us know. 476 00:45:51,292 --> 00:45:54,456 It'll be an honor to conform to yours. 477 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,166 Town detail, sir! 478 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:59,368 Meals are also part of duty. At the exact hour. 479 00:45:59,542 --> 00:46:00,583 Yes, sir. 480 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:02,533 Three days' suspension! 481 00:46:03,333 --> 00:46:05,491 Fidéli will replace for you. 482 00:46:05,917 --> 00:46:07,659 I need you elsewhere. 483 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:08,875 We need an advocate 484 00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:11,495 for the next court martial sessions. 485 00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:14,783 Someone who honors the battalion. I appointed you. 486 00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:16,499 I don't understand, sir. 487 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:18,700 I never studied law. 488 00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:22,079 Your education will compensate. 489 00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:23,957 In literature? 490 00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:26,031 Look here! 491 00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:30,285 Not that I belittle defense, but I don't see the point. 492 00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:31,750 Excuse me? 493 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,908 Either the guilt is patent and you get so much... 494 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:39,947 or the guilt's unproven and you get so much even so. On principle. 495 00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:42,247 I don't understand, sir! 496 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:43,655 How can we accept that? 497 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:46,875 You sound like a chorus of outraged virgins! 498 00:46:47,042 --> 00:46:48,867 A little vocabulary, gentlemen... 499 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:52,622 What are imprisoned soldiers called before trial? 500 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:55,080 - The accused. - Exactly! 501 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,407 Thus, suspicion of guilt exists. 502 00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:00,329 Suspicion is not conviction. 503 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,578 Poppycock! 504 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:05,822 In my experience, the accused is never a good soldier. 505 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,624 He's just asking for it. 506 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:11,869 If not this time, he was guilty a dozen other times. 507 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:15,119 - Not my idea of justice. - No, wait. 508 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:19,331 I'll bet 1000 francs against a trouser button 509 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:22,167 that not one of you - not one! - 510 00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:25,913 can say he never came close to being court-martialed. 511 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:30,874 Say you take 3 days' extra leave... Desertion! 512 00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:35,744 Or a bogus pass... The unit seal traced on a copy. 513 00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,370 Forged documents! Correct me if I'm wrong... 514 00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:39,739 5 to 10 years. 515 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:43,745 Still, sir... 10 years for fake leave? 516 00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:46,916 When you asked that artillery captain 517 00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:49,833 if he'd trained in a straitjacket... 518 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,619 He was shelling our lines! I lost 3 men! 519 00:47:53,417 --> 00:47:56,451 Insulting a superior. And on active duty... 520 00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:57,870 5 to 10 years. 521 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:01,000 So, for the handful of wronged innocents, 522 00:48:01,167 --> 00:48:03,869 there are 100,000 guilty who get away! 523 00:48:04,042 --> 00:48:06,281 I couldn't agree more, sir. 524 00:48:06,458 --> 00:48:09,326 Those shot as an example deserve to be. 525 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,499 Sure! Shoot a few, so the rest think twice! 526 00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:16,409 We haven't the choice of arms. A firing squad is one. 527 00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:18,124 Your men's knives, another. 528 00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:19,953 No offense, sir... 529 00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,957 but I recruited lots of my boys from the brig. 530 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:27,249 I don't know many who'd go where they've gone! Not many! 531 00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:28,458 So? 532 00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:31,452 Before making an example, follow their example! 533 00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:34,078 So you've gone over to the enemy? 534 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:37,533 How you talk! There's no more enemy! 535 00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:38,823 Don't believe it! 536 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,825 The enemy's changed, that's all. 537 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,702 No Bulgars, Turks or Boches now, OK, 538 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,077 but one false move and the brass hats will fix your wagon good. 539 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,917 You heard the Major! Even De Scève! 540 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:53,124 It's not our world, Norbert. 541 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:56,665 If you join their circus, they'll eat you raw. 542 00:48:57,042 --> 00:48:58,120 May I? 543 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:04,122 "Caillaux, René. 5th Fusiliers. 544 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:06,082 "Cited twice: 545 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:09,995 "Captured machine-gun... Retrieved wounded sergeant..." 546 00:49:10,167 --> 00:49:11,909 So what's the charge? 547 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,541 "Theft of gear." 548 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,326 Two blankets? Some prick nailed him for two blankets! 549 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,740 He's the one they should shoot! 550 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:23,370 Funny, these thefts: all privates! 551 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:27,156 I saw colonels steal their stripes! Never on the list! 552 00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:28,375 Come in. 553 00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:31,322 All of it? 554 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,740 Just half. Leave the pail. 555 00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:38,831 I don't doss here now, Rouzic. I found something in town. 556 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,039 My little Romanian tutor... 557 00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:44,952 This is parquetry! 558 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:46,995 Maybe so. 559 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:50,873 - Where'd you get this? - So long as it burns! 560 00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:55,198 There's nothing to this! A crock! 561 00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:57,081 I've done 10 times worse. 562 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:03,744 And this colonial? 3 days to find his regiment... 563 00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:07,282 Get the picture? A Bedouin lost among the Gypsies! 564 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:09,990 At least he looked for his regiment. 565 00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:14,910 The model student! Memorize it all. 566 00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:18,200 Shoulder to the wheel. Brownnose! 567 00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:19,750 Cut it out! 568 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:25,247 How are you as a teacher? Good egg or scumbag? 569 00:50:26,417 --> 00:50:29,830 Always trying to understand: a good egg, for sure! 570 00:50:30,167 --> 00:50:32,620 Well, there's no shame in that. 571 00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:38,832 Ah, an officer! 572 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:40,250 Mr. Officer... 573 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:42,579 Mr. Principal... Anything wrong? 574 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:45,073 Wrong? Everything's wrong! 575 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:48,450 Your men fought and smashed the furniture! 576 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,616 The dorm reeks of cooking! 577 00:50:50,792 --> 00:50:52,451 I'll take care of it tomorrow. 578 00:50:52,625 --> 00:50:55,541 You'd be advised to. If I report it, this could... 579 00:50:55,708 --> 00:51:00,200 And my advice is: Keep it under your hat. No report, clear? 580 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:02,705 I understand. 581 00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:06,620 But a whole side of pork for your mess vanished. 582 00:51:06,792 --> 00:51:10,205 And there's a smell upstairs... grilled pig. 583 00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:18,790 What's the game here? 584 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,200 I turn my back and you get Fart-Face all riled! 585 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:24,579 You've got the brains of a slug! 586 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,825 Shut your trap, Grenais! 587 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,204 Fighting among yourselves? 588 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,453 Confined to quarters, sir. We're bored! 589 00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:33,786 Bored? 590 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:37,870 In a nice girl's school, with God watching over you? 591 00:51:38,042 --> 00:51:38,824 It may be nice... 592 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,532 Save your breath... Pack your gear. On the double! 593 00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:48,616 And pilfering the kitchen! 594 00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:52,953 Why not? But cooking it under the principal's nose? 595 00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:55,365 - Pork's no good raw. - Don't get smart! 596 00:51:56,167 --> 00:51:59,201 I wanted the window fixed and a side of pork by noon tomorrow. 597 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:00,999 Jump to it! 598 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:02,832 Faster! I'm running late! 599 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,042 You, shut up! 600 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:10,493 Parade in the yard in one minute! 601 00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:15,405 Company, halt! 602 00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:17,999 Punitive drill, Sergeant! 603 00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:21,365 Punitive drill, sir. For rowdiness. 604 00:52:21,542 --> 00:52:22,786 Fine, fine. 605 00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:28,166 Regulation weight? 606 00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:31,581 15 lbs., sir. I even added sand for good measure. 607 00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:32,792 15 lbs.! 608 00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:34,448 Very well. 609 00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:36,285 Good drilling, gentlemen. 610 00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,411 It's really cold. 611 00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:56,164 Company, halt! 612 00:52:58,917 --> 00:53:01,370 Midnight leave! Dump packs! 613 00:53:01,542 --> 00:53:04,872 The morons who started the brawl can stand guard. 614 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,622 We'll have new billets tomorrow night. 615 00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:16,198 Have fun and stay out of trouble! 616 00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:17,614 Shut up! 617 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:22,115 Retrieve packs at 11:50 pm! Beuillard, you're in charge. 618 00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:25,746 Make sure you look whacked out. 619 00:53:25,917 --> 00:53:26,958 To the cathouse! 620 00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:31,241 I'm not asking for the moon, doc. 621 00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:34,035 Just put 'em in quarantine. 622 00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:36,531 I have no room. There are 50 of you. 623 00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:39,031 I'll find the room. You find the bug. 624 00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:40,074 How about flu? 625 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:43,450 No! The Major would laugh in my face. 626 00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:46,992 Spanish flu! Extra-deadly... 627 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:51,457 Got anything better? Something to give 'em a scare. 628 00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:55,040 They won't be patting you on the head with flu! 629 00:53:55,292 --> 00:53:56,489 How about cholera? 630 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:57,947 Just what I need! 631 00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:34,244 I'm looking for... 632 00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:39,907 - This the military prison? - Yes, sir. Annex 2. 633 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:41,370 Looks like a brothel. 634 00:54:41,542 --> 00:54:45,453 That, too. In theory, the ladies stay upstairs. 635 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,197 In theory. 636 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,994 There are twice too many. 637 00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:58,580 We had no name list, sir. We brought everyone out. 638 00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:01,749 I'll see you each alone. The others, outside. 639 00:55:01,917 --> 00:55:02,958 Jump to it! 640 00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:08,784 Fourrier, Raoul. 641 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:10,155 Why me? 642 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,747 So you stole... 643 00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:15,702 No, no! Easy to say! 644 00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:21,201 Try to understand. I'm not your enemy. I'm here to defend you. 645 00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:23,663 I have to know the whole truth. 646 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:25,409 You stole that sheep? 647 00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:28,665 An exchange, sir! Paid in full. 648 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,698 A 5-franc piece, 2 packs of tobacco... and premium! 649 00:55:32,875 --> 00:55:33,917 And a cooked hen. 650 00:55:34,167 --> 00:55:37,166 The farmer claims the hen was stolen, too. 651 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:40,581 But I paid him back! And I mean: cooked! 652 00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:42,658 Even the bones were cooked. 653 00:55:43,167 --> 00:55:47,078 Anyway, the sheep was no bigger than a puppy. 654 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,621 And there were 7 of us! 655 00:55:49,958 --> 00:55:52,163 Why is it only me that cops it? 656 00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,707 You fought at the Marne? 657 00:55:57,042 --> 00:55:58,997 I'm a walking injustice. 658 00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:02,493 You're next, Slimane. 659 00:56:03,167 --> 00:56:06,166 He may turn out okay after all. 660 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:10,365 Slimane's story is simple. I heard him at length. 661 00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:14,077 At the station in Videle, 662 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:18,161 his chief, Captain De Jussieu - whom he reveres - 663 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:22,494 used the stopover to have him post some letters. 664 00:56:23,167 --> 00:56:26,580 He accomplished his task, but on the way back, 665 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:29,618 he met some tribesmen, cousins, 666 00:56:30,083 --> 00:56:32,999 who talked about home, which he longs for. 667 00:56:33,167 --> 00:56:36,829 Time, for these desert dwellers, is not like time for us. 668 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:41,038 Did 10 minutes go by - as he thought - or 20, 30? 669 00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:44,207 So he returned to the station serenely. 670 00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:47,705 The train ready to go. He jumped blithely aboard. 671 00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,791 But it wasn't the same train! 672 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,325 They were changed... 673 00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:56,666 without delay, for once! 674 00:56:57,042 --> 00:57:01,368 Suddenly, he's headed for Tîrgu Jiu, in the Carpathians, 675 00:57:01,542 --> 00:57:05,784 125 miles from his regiment and chief, not speaking the language. 676 00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:14,121 One more! The Arab'll get off. 677 00:57:14,292 --> 00:57:18,036 The Lieutenant... had 'em all in stitches. 678 00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:22,495 So, you nasty piece of work... you gave it to 'em good. 679 00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:27,499 What a jerk, that cook! Biking in the snow! 680 00:57:27,667 --> 00:57:28,864 He's not home free. 681 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:31,994 Want your fortune told? 682 00:57:36,083 --> 00:57:37,364 For the young man... 683 00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:49,457 It's in Romanian! 684 00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:52,285 This way, you can imagine what you want. 685 00:57:53,667 --> 00:57:56,120 And your men? The cholera... 686 00:57:56,417 --> 00:57:59,451 It was just an ordinary case of the shits. 687 00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:02,410 The thing was to get out of that rat trap. 688 00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:03,828 What happened? 689 00:58:05,292 --> 00:58:07,449 Some stupid Irish lug... 690 00:58:07,667 --> 00:58:11,365 It was on a narrow sidewalk. He expected me to step aside... 691 00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:13,664 How'd you know he was Irish? 692 00:58:13,833 --> 00:58:16,038 We had a drink afterwards. 693 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:21,073 - I'm too broke to buy you dinner. - I'm tied up, anyway. 694 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:24,829 A girl from back home, Fréhel. She sings. 695 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:27,532 You might run away with her! 696 00:58:50,542 --> 00:58:52,829 He has a cabbie's voice. Noticed? 697 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,042 Noticed what? 698 00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:56,536 The cabmen. They're all castrated. 699 00:58:56,708 --> 00:58:59,825 It's a Russian sect. After the 2nd child, snip! 700 00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:02,655 Nice idea! Paris cabbies would love it. 701 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,328 Ladies... 702 00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:07,868 and Gentlemen... 703 00:59:08,542 --> 00:59:11,030 Civilians and soldiers... 704 00:59:12,417 --> 00:59:14,491 Couples legal... 705 00:59:17,042 --> 00:59:18,831 and illegal... 706 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,290 Before we bring on 707 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:26,121 the dance act... Oh so artistic! 708 00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:32,739 of Miss Fraulein Frida... 709 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:38,245 whom you'll see in just a moment. 710 00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:42,116 I'd like you to welcome... 711 00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:46,665 a great artist of the French music hall... 712 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:50,122 I refer to 713 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,788 Mademoiselle Fréhel... 714 00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:56,326 of the Eldorado! 715 00:59:57,125 --> 00:59:58,167 Oh, yes! 716 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:01,457 Is this your doing? 717 01:00:05,792 --> 01:00:07,782 I can't here, gentlemen... 718 01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:10,577 To hear me sing where I'm paid to, 719 01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:13,286 rendezvous in the Rose Room in a half-hour! 720 01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:35,833 Quick! Two men! 721 01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:37,161 The woman's hurt! 722 01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:39,242 Well, I didn't come for nothing! 723 01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:40,874 Neither did they. 724 01:02:02,792 --> 01:02:04,416 Take the suitcases. 725 01:02:05,208 --> 01:02:07,282 We'll see to everything, Madam. 726 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:08,324 Thank you. 727 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,290 The soldiers will take our bags. 728 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:11,205 Yes, Madam. 729 01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:12,453 I need a carriage. 730 01:02:12,708 --> 01:02:15,458 Where can I find a carriage? I forget where 731 01:02:15,625 --> 01:02:17,580 I stayed before the war. 732 01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:19,658 We'll see to the vehicle, Madam. 733 01:02:20,292 --> 01:02:23,456 There's a trunk among the luggage. And my son's suitcase. 734 01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:27,489 Go help them. Take the hat boxes and Jean's suitcase. 735 01:02:28,667 --> 01:02:30,409 Thank you, Captain. 736 01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:31,948 At your service. 737 01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:34,996 Lt. Neubout, suite 34. 738 01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:39,456 So I need a replacement before I leave, 739 01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:40,786 and I thought of you. 740 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:43,116 Me? To replace you? 741 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:49,373 I saw you in court. You're bright, you can think on your feet. 742 01:02:49,542 --> 01:02:53,156 Hold on! I was court-appointed. I got caught up in it. 743 01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:58,667 Anyway, defense doesn't require any serious legal training, 744 01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:01,869 just some compassion for my comrades-in-arms. 745 01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:04,869 What you say only convinces me you'd make 746 01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:08,870 an "accuser" - as we're called - who's fair, 747 01:03:09,375 --> 01:03:11,081 preferring the spirit to the letter. 748 01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:14,326 The very word terrifies me! 749 01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:17,032 "Accuser"... I can't! 750 01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:20,618 You dismay me. 751 01:03:21,042 --> 01:03:23,909 Now the other fellow will win out. 752 01:03:24,167 --> 01:03:26,655 So? You have another candidate. 753 01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:28,374 Yes. A vicious brute. 754 01:03:28,542 --> 01:03:29,999 A veterinarian. 755 01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,956 I'm not joking. 756 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:35,409 Relishes the idea of inflicting punishment. 757 01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:38,616 I'm sorry. I can't. 758 01:03:39,792 --> 01:03:42,577 Conan... You know him? 759 01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:44,582 He's a friend. Why? 760 01:03:44,750 --> 01:03:48,365 Nasty business... A Romanian officer in the hospital. 761 01:03:48,542 --> 01:03:51,114 A bit impulsive, but an amazing fellow. 762 01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:54,705 His file is amazing, too. Reported 10 times... 763 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:56,949 Brawling, drunkenness... 764 01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:00,830 Burned the parquetry of the French Lycée library... 765 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,991 You see him doing that? 766 01:04:03,167 --> 01:04:05,655 No. But he's taking the rap. 767 01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:09,949 He could even get Life for this. 768 01:04:10,125 --> 01:04:12,496 - Can I think it over? - No time. 769 01:04:12,667 --> 01:04:13,414 But still, technically... 770 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:17,660 Elementary. You can pick up procedure within hours. 771 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:22,415 The basics are all here. Military code 1857. 772 01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:23,449 I made comments 773 01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:25,082 and notes. 774 01:04:27,417 --> 01:04:29,539 But this is terrifying! 775 01:04:33,042 --> 01:04:34,666 Loubérac! Just the man...! 776 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:35,875 Sir... 777 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,999 I have a cousin from Paris... Mme Erlane. 778 01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:44,490 She's looking for her missing son. 779 01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:46,456 Imagine, if they all start doing that! 780 01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:50,370 Find her a room. Get her off my back! 781 01:04:50,542 --> 01:04:52,616 She's napping... A chatterbox! 782 01:04:52,792 --> 01:04:54,202 I'll see to it, sir. 783 01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:57,374 I want you to meet my successor... 784 01:04:58,375 --> 01:05:01,658 General! Where are you, Felix? 785 01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:04,492 I took a nap. We can go now. 786 01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:08,163 I have the man for you. Just a moment, dear cousin. 787 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:09,375 Fine. 788 01:05:12,917 --> 01:05:14,327 See a family resemblance? 789 01:05:14,833 --> 01:05:18,247 She says there is just to draw me in. 790 01:05:18,417 --> 01:05:20,242 And she calls me Felix! 791 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:24,874 You have a replacement, so take her round the hospitals. 792 01:05:25,042 --> 01:05:26,831 I doubt you'll find the kid. 793 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,702 He must be lying low with the broads. 794 01:05:29,875 --> 01:05:32,909 Then, stick her on a train and shoo! 795 01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:34,161 Very well, sir. 796 01:05:34,542 --> 01:05:36,248 So is Lt. Norbert...? 797 01:05:36,458 --> 01:05:37,916 Yes. He'll do! 798 01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:39,624 I had a thought, Felix... 799 01:05:39,792 --> 01:05:42,992 Hear that? Quick! Before she starts! 800 01:05:43,167 --> 01:05:45,324 Lieutenant, you'll have your hands full. 801 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:52,824 So, you're the horse and surgery fellow? 802 01:05:53,667 --> 01:05:55,789 I'd like to heal animals, too. 803 01:05:55,958 --> 01:05:59,656 No, sir. I'm not the veterinarian. 804 01:05:59,833 --> 01:06:01,824 I'm the literature graduate. 805 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,074 Fine, literature's nice, too. 806 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,491 Here's your assignment. 807 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:13,117 Red tape... You can fill it in later. 808 01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:15,165 Ah, yes! 809 01:06:16,042 --> 01:06:19,041 A nightmare. The Crystal Palace raid! 810 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,661 Find them and hup! - the firing squad! 811 01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:23,824 Two women at death's door. 812 01:06:24,542 --> 01:06:27,576 Sure, the dancer's a Boche, but still...! 813 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:33,118 So you're at it again! You like this bullshit? 814 01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:37,499 "When bad soldiers are the regular court martial defendants..." 815 01:06:37,708 --> 01:06:38,905 "Bad soldiers!" 816 01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:42,283 What's the author of this crap know? 817 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:43,869 Say, now: a general! 818 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:47,740 It takes at least 2 stars to whip this up! And you take notes! 819 01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:51,330 I'm learning procedure, to prevent the worst. 820 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:55,281 Prevent the worst? You'll be in the dark! 821 01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:59,240 Your "fairness" will send dozens of boys to the wall. 822 01:06:59,417 --> 01:07:03,659 Don't be a cop! Shut your books and let's go get drunk. 823 01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:09,123 Piotr Romescu... Ring a bell? 824 01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:10,868 A Romanian officer. 825 01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:14,491 He came home suddenly to find his wife "well in hand." 826 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:17,333 French hands threw him down the stairs. 827 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,994 Oh, that guy! 828 01:07:19,417 --> 01:07:20,199 Yes, that guy! 829 01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:21,999 Double concussion, broken leg... 830 01:07:22,167 --> 01:07:23,032 Were you there? 831 01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:25,330 He came at me, bellowing! 832 01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:28,532 I have his complaint. And 10 others... 833 01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:34,247 The bastard who nearly got this job would've had your hide. 834 01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:37,666 Mind your business. 835 01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:40,207 I can stand up for myself. 836 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:42,615 The Crystal Palace... Your 2 boys... 837 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:47,201 Dammit, we're friends! We're not gonna start fighting. 838 01:07:47,708 --> 01:07:48,786 So lay off my boys. 839 01:07:48,958 --> 01:07:51,447 And the Romanian... What happened? 840 01:07:51,625 --> 01:07:52,703 Tomorrow. 841 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,283 I've had it for tonight. 842 01:07:57,125 --> 01:08:01,498 I followed the broad. She was delighted. 843 01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:03,581 And then he showed up! 844 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,990 Dammit, Conan, it was his wife! 845 01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:09,497 If they're so touchy, why ask for our help? 846 01:08:09,667 --> 01:08:12,038 I'm here, she's here. I help myself. 847 01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:13,250 So long! 848 01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:21,286 You've declared that on the evening of the 16th, 849 01:08:21,458 --> 01:08:25,156 the evening of the crime for which you've been arraigned: 850 01:08:26,292 --> 01:08:29,824 "After a stroll, I got back to quarters for roll call. 851 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,951 "I did some reading and then turned in." 852 01:08:33,167 --> 01:08:35,205 - Right? - Yes, sir. 853 01:08:35,375 --> 01:08:36,999 "Judge Advocate." 854 01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:40,666 Answer: "Yes, Judge Advocate." 855 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:45,874 How is it that you were seen an hour later at the Crystal Palace? 856 01:08:46,042 --> 01:08:47,203 Crystal Palace? Me? 857 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,165 Among the armed attackers. 858 01:08:49,333 --> 01:08:49,997 Me, recognized? 859 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:51,208 By your height. 860 01:08:51,917 --> 01:08:55,958 In my battalion alone, there are a dozen my size - even bigger. 861 01:08:56,125 --> 01:09:00,617 Also, you're often seen in a cafe behind the artillery barracks. 862 01:09:01,542 --> 01:09:02,822 It's cold out... 863 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,034 The owner is called Valko. He has a limp. 864 01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:10,405 Two days later, you paid him with a 100-franc note. From where? 865 01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:15,701 Oh, yes! I sold Boche field-glasses to civvies. 866 01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:19,324 Any point in asking for the names of the buyers? 867 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:22,250 It's all done on the sly, you know. 868 01:09:22,417 --> 01:09:26,280 But one of them was short and fat... 869 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,201 Let's say, medium... 870 01:09:28,958 --> 01:09:30,073 with black eyes... 871 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:32,666 Black-brown... 872 01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:34,457 That's enough, Beuillard! 873 01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:36,284 Don't lay it on. 874 01:09:40,292 --> 01:09:42,780 Know how to drive a motor-car? 875 01:09:45,125 --> 01:09:48,953 You were heard to say: "They'll never nab those guys!" 876 01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:50,167 So you know them? 877 01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:52,531 No! Everybody said it. 878 01:09:52,708 --> 01:09:54,166 Don't have to know 'em. 879 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:57,332 - But you know one of them. - From the attack group? 880 01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:00,285 No, poker partner. Gunner Forgeol. 881 01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:04,866 Pharmacy student. Handsome. A gambler. Like you... 882 01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:09,950 I'll get you! You or Grenais, or the other one... 883 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:14,167 You cracked the cashier's skull as if she were an enemy sentry. 884 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,822 A poor woman of 49 who took a week to die, 885 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,572 moaning in pain the whole time. 886 01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:21,789 Very sad, sir, but it wasn't me! 887 01:10:22,417 --> 01:10:23,910 Take him away! 888 01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,328 Very well, sir. 889 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,289 And Sergeant Grenais? 890 01:10:30,208 --> 01:10:33,408 Don't bother. These two know their parts. 891 01:10:33,583 --> 01:10:35,492 We'll get the pharmacist yet. 892 01:10:38,042 --> 01:10:40,792 I must have stolen this, too! 893 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:45,123 The hour of revenge is at hand 894 01:10:45,292 --> 01:10:48,408 Against us of the clan 895 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:51,949 Officers, chiefs and priests 896 01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:57,623 Some of them are just asking for it! 897 01:11:00,042 --> 01:11:00,824 You! 898 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,039 It's about time! 899 01:11:04,875 --> 01:11:08,241 I'm prisoner Erlane's mother. Jean Erlane. 900 01:11:08,458 --> 01:11:10,034 Once again, Lieutenant... 901 01:11:10,208 --> 01:11:12,910 I'm an officer's widow. You are a Lt.? 902 01:11:13,083 --> 01:11:16,331 Parcels I sent my son were stolen again. 903 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:20,032 First, a Swiss knife. Now, mouthwash. 904 01:11:20,875 --> 01:11:21,990 Sorry, Madam... 905 01:11:22,167 --> 01:11:25,948 You're sorry but do nothing to improve the situation. 906 01:11:26,125 --> 01:11:29,206 My son is the victim of a monstrous error, 907 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:30,620 and nothing is done. 908 01:11:30,917 --> 01:11:31,958 Nothing! 909 01:11:32,042 --> 01:11:33,239 It's him! 910 01:11:33,417 --> 01:11:35,076 You! Yes, you! 911 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:37,667 My Parcel 912 01:11:37,708 --> 01:11:40,079 contained a bottle of mouthwash. 913 01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:43,082 Who took it? By what right? 914 01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:46,742 But, Madam, it contains alcohol! 915 01:11:46,917 --> 01:11:50,330 You're allowed to visit, 916 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,290 send parcels. I can't do more! 917 01:11:53,292 --> 01:11:57,203 I'll see Pitard de Lauzier! The general is my cousin. 918 01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:59,366 I know, Madam... 919 01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:01,782 See him, then! What can I say? 920 01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:05,989 If your family gets preferential treatment, I submit. 921 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:09,951 Can she speak? 922 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,208 Hard as wood. 923 01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:17,207 General peritonitis. 924 01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:21,072 Operating would be a pointless butchery. 925 01:12:23,917 --> 01:12:25,907 Care to see the cashier? 926 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:27,749 Since she's dead... 927 01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:31,122 You summoned me, Mr Judge Advocate? 928 01:12:32,417 --> 01:12:34,953 - Want to see the corpse? - I know stiffs. 929 01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:39,782 Take a look! Attacked and battered by sick brutes! 930 01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:42,163 You can't protect murderers! 931 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:48,414 There's no one I admire more than you, 932 01:12:48,917 --> 01:12:50,114 but there's a limit. 933 01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:54,655 I came to tell you... 934 01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:57,413 I remember now: the night of the attack... 935 01:12:57,833 --> 01:13:01,745 I'd assigned Beuillard and Grenais to sentry duty. 936 01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:03,618 You have to let 'em go. 937 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,204 I brought you the duty roster. 938 01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:07,951 Don't do this, Conan! 939 01:13:08,167 --> 01:13:10,157 It's a forgery, for sure. 940 01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:11,614 You'll go down with them. 941 01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:19,035 The cashier's dead! The gunner will talk. I'll get the evidence. 942 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:23,328 I taught my boys not to get killed or screwed by pricks like you! 943 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:26,202 You know they fucked up. They have to pay! 944 01:13:26,375 --> 01:13:27,916 You're not their nurse. 945 01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:31,497 They'll go back to their fields and factories. 946 01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:35,080 What'll you do? Whistle them up Sundays for a raid? 947 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:37,582 A swell idea, that. 948 01:13:38,417 --> 01:13:40,539 Sure, a swell idea. 949 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:50,700 What'd you do in civilian life? 950 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:53,870 Civilian life? 951 01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:56,993 That's ages ago. 952 01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:02,701 Sewing notions. 953 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:05,207 Shirts, too... 954 01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:07,539 My dad and I did the markets. 955 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:11,827 This one, too? 956 01:14:15,208 --> 01:14:16,583 Well, why not... 957 01:14:16,792 --> 01:14:18,747 You like dropping charges? 958 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:20,292 When necessary, sir. 959 01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:21,655 Case closed. 960 01:14:23,083 --> 01:14:24,458 Clear the decks! 961 01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:26,829 But not when it's flagrant. 962 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,074 The Crystal Palace, for instance... 963 01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:31,040 I have some suspects, sir. 964 01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:33,034 Don't wear kid gloves! 965 01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:35,697 "Come clean! It's you!" Bam! Get a confession! 966 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:38,411 The best is to scare them. 967 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:40,665 They don't scare easily, sir. 968 01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:48,790 Personally, I have nothing against the English. They're... 969 01:14:49,292 --> 01:14:51,615 not very bright but very practical. 970 01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:56,034 Sensational with simple stuff. Some leaves, hot water, a pot... 971 01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:57,333 Tea! 972 01:14:57,750 --> 01:15:01,033 A round ball, rolls it with your foot... Soccer! 973 01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:10,371 Pick it up in your hands... Rugby! 974 01:15:11,542 --> 01:15:15,868 Excuse me, sir. I put in for special leave... 975 01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:17,572 I'd like to know. 976 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:19,125 I was told. 977 01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:21,913 5 days? I need a cast-iron excuse. 978 01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:26,247 I want to defend my men at the court martial, sir. 979 01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:28,623 Yes, well, if you think... 980 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,115 Affirmative. 981 01:15:30,292 --> 01:15:33,657 Sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that's impossible. 982 01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:36,204 The General needs a competent officer 983 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:38,615 for the border control mission. 984 01:15:39,042 --> 01:15:43,035 I recommended Lt. Conan. The posting's come through. 985 01:15:43,917 --> 01:15:46,489 Well, if the General appointed you... 986 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,453 Nice stunt! I oughta bust your head! 987 01:15:58,625 --> 01:15:59,454 It wouldn't help. 988 01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:03,039 I'd feel better. From now on, watch your step! 989 01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:08,742 So you prefer your thugs. No laws! No morality! 990 01:16:08,917 --> 01:16:10,790 I'm serious! To each his own! 991 01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:13,246 So watch your ass! 992 01:16:15,958 --> 01:16:18,993 That what you teach your students? To be a cop? 993 01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:51,909 Inspector Stefanesco... 994 01:16:52,083 --> 01:16:53,743 Deputy Inspector Romesco. 995 01:16:53,917 --> 01:16:55,872 Lt. Norbert, Judge Advocate. 996 01:16:56,042 --> 01:16:57,499 - Shall we go? - Now? 997 01:16:57,667 --> 01:16:59,954 It's best now. We'll surprise them. 998 01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:04,413 - We won't understand them. - So? 999 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:06,788 Insist they speak French. 1000 01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:09,411 Try another solution, M. Loisy: Trust. 1001 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:11,657 Hurry before we lose them. 1002 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:50,540 What pitiful creatures! 1003 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:53,327 At night, they create an illusion. 1004 01:17:53,917 --> 01:17:54,958 What's he doing? 1005 01:17:55,125 --> 01:17:57,661 Searching! This isn't a tea room! 1006 01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:59,658 Thanks! I noticed! 1007 01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:06,907 He says there's a Frenchman down the hall. 1008 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:26,291 We expected you, Lt. 1009 01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:29,250 "We"? I don't understand, miss. 1010 01:18:29,417 --> 01:18:30,458 Sure you do! 1011 01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:31,833 She and I make "We." 1012 01:18:31,958 --> 01:18:34,080 You made a racket coming up. 1013 01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:36,123 You should've left by now! 1014 01:18:36,292 --> 01:18:39,657 I did leave! I stopped off to say goodbye to a friend. 1015 01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:41,907 You have to bug my girl, too? 1016 01:18:42,083 --> 01:18:44,122 House search, Mr. Officer! 1017 01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:47,580 This is your home. 1018 01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:49,244 Tell them to piss off! 1019 01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:50,792 Go on, tell them! 1020 01:18:50,958 --> 01:18:53,163 Tell him to get his paws off! 1021 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:11,206 A real pack of scum... 1022 01:19:11,750 --> 01:19:13,125 But you take the cake! 1023 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,826 Nice, that chair trick! 1024 01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:19,951 Tell your pal to stand aside. 1025 01:19:20,667 --> 01:19:23,452 Shut up, fart! Salute and shut up. 1026 01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:26,702 See you, angel. 1027 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:28,625 As for you... 1028 01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:32,663 You let him go like that? 1029 01:19:32,833 --> 01:19:34,327 He's off on a mission. 1030 01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:35,957 More reason to stop him! 1031 01:19:36,125 --> 01:19:38,164 I had the General appoint him. 1032 01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:41,948 If he showed in court, he could get his men acquitted. 1033 01:19:42,125 --> 01:19:43,701 And that, never! 1034 01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:06,906 There's a compatriot of yours, Miss Georgette... 1035 01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:21,873 Excuse me. I have a slight fever and must stay in bed. 1036 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:24,824 But don't stand there, Lieutenant... 1037 01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:26,697 Do sit down. 1038 01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:30,332 These Romanian officers 1039 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:33,830 are helping me on the Crystal Palace case. 1040 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:36,371 I never set foot in there, young man. 1041 01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:40,157 When I first got here, in Feb. 1912... 1042 01:20:40,333 --> 01:20:43,201 ...God, how time flies! 1043 01:20:43,375 --> 01:20:48,116 I'd just got my diploma. There was a post as French tutor... 1044 01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:49,785 Know this one? 1045 01:20:51,917 --> 01:20:53,374 Him neither! 1046 01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:55,616 When misfortune strikes, 1047 01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:58,791 you think it's once and for all. 1048 01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:02,952 But it's only the beginning of your troubles... 1049 01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:06,283 The bastard! 1050 01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:07,708 You know him? 1051 01:21:07,917 --> 01:21:09,244 A real thug! 1052 01:21:09,667 --> 01:21:10,994 A brute. 1053 01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:12,247 Forgeot. 1054 01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:13,500 Forgeol! 1055 01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:17,827 He'd extort money from the girls. I sure gave it to him! 1056 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,832 But some girls give in right away. 1057 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:22,660 They still beat you up. 1058 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:26,578 They knock your teeth out, give you cigarette burns. 1059 01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:30,365 I told them: For Frenchmen, you're vile! 1060 01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:33,623 And that gunner, the worst of the lot! 1061 01:21:34,292 --> 01:21:35,453 But you know... 1062 01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:37,868 he was well fixed. 1063 01:21:38,042 --> 01:21:39,083 How's that? 1064 01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:40,453 Money! 1065 01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:42,281 Pockets full! 1066 01:21:43,583 --> 01:21:47,707 He wanted 3 of us at once: Teresa, Nina and me, 1067 01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:50,447 Georgette, because I speak French. 1068 01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:53,031 Remember the precise day? 1069 01:21:53,667 --> 01:21:55,789 3 weeks ago. It was a Sunday. 1070 01:21:56,125 --> 01:21:57,666 At Caspa's. I go Sundays. 1071 01:21:58,375 --> 01:22:00,746 So, Sunday, the 21st. 1072 01:22:00,917 --> 01:22:02,197 Just after the hold-up! 1073 01:22:02,375 --> 01:22:04,165 And he had large bank notes... 1074 01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:13,698 He got the picture. He's clever. 1075 01:22:14,375 --> 01:22:16,663 What else do you know about him? 1076 01:22:16,833 --> 01:22:18,907 As if I tried to see him again! 1077 01:22:19,083 --> 01:22:20,873 Who did he hang out with? 1078 01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:24,906 Wait! I remember him boasting he had a hideaway, 1079 01:22:25,083 --> 01:22:27,655 that he had it easy... But where? 1080 01:22:28,625 --> 01:22:32,204 Yes! An army eye hospital! 1081 01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:34,746 He made up some sight problems. 1082 01:22:34,917 --> 01:22:37,288 It's in a convent near... Cot... 1083 01:22:37,458 --> 01:22:38,655 Cotroceni. 1084 01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:40,078 That's it! 1085 01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:50,075 Thank you, Madam. You've been most helpful. 1086 01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:52,124 We'll meet again... 1087 01:22:52,292 --> 01:22:53,667 I hope. 1088 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:55,198 Soon. 1089 01:22:59,167 --> 01:23:02,166 Glasses off, Forgeol! You can't fool me. 1090 01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:07,832 On the 16th, you took a girl to Valko's. For the night? 1091 01:23:08,833 --> 01:23:10,576 A whole night costs a lot. 1092 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,125 I bargained. 1093 01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:13,869 You chatted with her? 1094 01:23:14,042 --> 01:23:15,417 They're not French. 1095 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:18,120 Speaking of French... Georgette Raynaud... 1096 01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:20,247 She saw you with lots of cash... 1097 01:23:20,417 --> 01:23:22,242 For several girls at once. 1098 01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:25,035 Not at all! I wanted her to interpret. 1099 01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:27,496 But she turned them against me. 1100 01:23:27,667 --> 01:23:31,578 So you went to this girl's place. You had her address. 1101 01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:34,411 No, we went to a hotel. 1102 01:23:34,583 --> 01:23:35,661 Which hotel? 1103 01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:40,202 Streets, hotels... How do you manage, sir? In Romanian... 1104 01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,746 - Which area? - Behind the cathedral. 1105 01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:46,118 Together? From Valko's? 1106 01:23:47,292 --> 01:23:49,745 That's quite a haul! 1107 01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:52,832 She'd have been pinched for soliciting soldiers... 1108 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:54,199 Quite a gutsy girl! 1109 01:23:54,375 --> 01:23:56,165 We went separately! 1110 01:23:56,667 --> 01:23:58,077 We were to meet there. 1111 01:23:58,500 --> 01:24:01,700 Not knowing the name of the hotel or the street... 1112 01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:05,417 At the time, I knew! 1113 01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:06,780 Her name? You knew that? 1114 01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:09,660 Nini. I call 'em all Nini. 1115 01:24:09,833 --> 01:24:13,282 As long as you pay them, their names... 1116 01:24:14,792 --> 01:24:17,079 So you said: "Nini, 1117 01:24:17,917 --> 01:24:22,823 "meet me in 15 minutes, on whatsit street, by the cathedral." 1118 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,042 Something like that. 1119 01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:26,916 OK. Let's hear it in Romanian. 1120 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:32,072 That's no proof. There's always a way... 1121 01:24:32,250 --> 01:24:34,490 And explain this, too... 1122 01:24:34,667 --> 01:24:37,748 The Crystal Palace thugs removed their stripes. 1123 01:24:37,917 --> 01:24:39,872 Yours have just been resewn! 1124 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:46,243 You sure cornered him! 1125 01:24:46,542 --> 01:24:49,541 A fish! He was gaping like a fish! 1126 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:54,123 Run the files down to HQ. 1127 01:24:54,292 --> 01:24:55,702 Not to your billets? 1128 01:24:56,833 --> 01:24:59,405 Look! I don't enjoy nailing them. 1129 01:24:59,583 --> 01:25:03,577 And what I enjoy even less is you enjoying it. 1130 01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:09,039 I did not wish to play this role before you today, 1131 01:25:09,792 --> 01:25:12,280 without quite understanding why. 1132 01:25:14,167 --> 01:25:18,872 Only now do I understand. I will try to express myself simply: 1133 01:25:20,708 --> 01:25:24,951 How can we condemn these men, all admirable comrades-in-arms? 1134 01:25:26,542 --> 01:25:28,284 How can we acquit these men, 1135 01:25:29,417 --> 01:25:31,953 all ruthless murderers of women? 1136 01:25:34,917 --> 01:25:36,197 I have no answer. 1137 01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:42,697 Don't sulk. 1138 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:46,371 You got them off light. Conan will be thrilled. 1139 01:25:46,625 --> 01:25:47,740 I don't follow you. 1140 01:25:48,625 --> 01:25:53,200 I appreciated your tactical cunning, the way you played both sides... 1141 01:25:53,375 --> 01:25:56,871 "...condemn these heroes if you dare, I cannot!" 1142 01:25:57,042 --> 01:26:00,123 Sure, they're guilty, but you pushed the right button: 1143 01:26:00,292 --> 01:26:01,785 Execute these heroes? 1144 01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:04,198 I'm sure we can, but... 1145 01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:05,536 Good for them. 1146 01:26:13,333 --> 01:26:15,206 She's a nurse. English. 1147 01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:19,535 We couldn't talk, but in bed, she shrieks like a banshee! 1148 01:26:19,917 --> 01:26:21,292 - I'll miss her. - She's going? 1149 01:26:21,458 --> 01:26:23,331 Not her! Us! 1150 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:25,870 You didn't know? 1151 01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:29,000 Back to Sofia to replace the colonials 1152 01:26:29,167 --> 01:26:31,573 and then we go fight the Russians. 1153 01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:35,532 You seem displeased. You civilians are funny. 1154 01:26:35,708 --> 01:26:38,659 Don't like the theatre of foreign operations? 1155 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:42,332 That's what it's called now. Want a lift? 1156 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:57,364 Nivelle and Mangin, off with their heads! 1157 01:26:57,833 --> 01:27:02,076 Butchers! 5000 dead a day, comrades! 1158 01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:04,324 The population of a small city. 1159 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:07,285 An entire city, wiped off the map! 1160 01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:09,497 Swine! Murderers! 1161 01:27:09,667 --> 01:27:11,291 Save it for the judges! 1162 01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:19,248 Jesus, what luxury! 1163 01:27:19,708 --> 01:27:22,161 If I was rich, I'd piss all day long! 1164 01:27:30,125 --> 01:27:31,784 So they all got 3 years? 1165 01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:33,914 Yes, sir. 3 years. 1166 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:36,833 With time off, they'll do... 6 months? 1167 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,743 More like 10... I'd say a year. 1168 01:27:38,917 --> 01:27:42,033 What's a year? A blink of the eye. 1169 01:27:43,958 --> 01:27:46,530 But we have to shoot one now and then. 1170 01:27:49,250 --> 01:27:51,241 Case closed! 1171 01:27:51,417 --> 01:27:53,621 The Crystal Palace, fini! 1172 01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:57,625 Where are we? Going back north! 1173 01:27:57,958 --> 01:28:00,530 15 minutes later, south. Then west... 1174 01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:02,083 We stop, we start! 1175 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:05,284 Problem's the Danube. Only 2 bridges left. 1176 01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:07,414 Madam Erlane's in Sofia! 1177 01:28:07,583 --> 01:28:09,823 She found out we'd be there, even before I did! 1178 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:14,243 What a leech! She commandeered my phone 1179 01:28:14,417 --> 01:28:17,498 to call all the brass hats. She went after everyone! 1180 01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:20,452 She demands his release. "I know my son. 1181 01:28:20,625 --> 01:28:24,406 "It's a mistake. He even volunteered." Etcetera... 1182 01:28:25,083 --> 01:28:26,743 You work it out, on the double! 1183 01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:28,947 Not again! 1184 01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:31,575 Send me the conductor! 1185 01:28:31,750 --> 01:28:34,156 Bring me that horse's ass! 1186 01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:37,535 What the hell is this? Who said to get off? 1187 01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:40,331 The General wants our position. 1188 01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:43,416 I'd like to know myself! 1189 01:28:43,583 --> 01:28:46,783 He won't stop badgering me to keep him posted. 1190 01:28:46,958 --> 01:28:48,618 Go on. He's in a bad mood! 1191 01:28:48,792 --> 01:28:50,249 I'm going, I'm going. 1192 01:28:50,417 --> 01:28:55,620 I should've been demobilized 6 months ago. So what's 15 minutes? 1193 01:28:55,833 --> 01:28:57,160 What a business! 1194 01:29:02,792 --> 01:29:05,542 Who's shooting? They nuts or what? 1195 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,249 Get back aboard! 1196 01:29:08,042 --> 01:29:09,286 Who's in charge here? 1197 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:12,625 What was that? We're being sniped at? 1198 01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:17,873 I think the shots came from the train. 1199 01:29:18,042 --> 01:29:19,083 Shots at what? 1200 01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:22,072 Shots from my train! At what? 1201 01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:24,324 Sir! Boars! 1202 01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:26,243 I think they bagged 1 or 2. 1203 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:27,780 I adore game! 1204 01:29:27,958 --> 01:29:30,447 Have the cooks carve us a fillet! 1205 01:29:30,958 --> 01:29:33,365 If it's thin, the ribs will be tasty. 1206 01:29:33,542 --> 01:29:36,541 And some boar's head brawn! 1207 01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:37,823 They won't know how. 1208 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:40,074 Send them in. I'll explain how. 1209 01:29:41,917 --> 01:29:44,240 - Brawn's tasty. - Delicious! 1210 01:29:46,250 --> 01:29:49,782 What're you doing here? Let's get moving! 1211 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:51,197 It's the Danube, sir. 1212 01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:54,042 No excuses! Get a move on! 1213 01:29:54,208 --> 01:29:55,250 Yes, sir. 1214 01:29:55,292 --> 01:29:56,333 Bouvier! 1215 01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:58,290 A fillet, the ribs... 1216 01:29:58,667 --> 01:29:59,947 and the brawn! 1217 01:30:09,917 --> 01:30:11,078 Greetings, Lieutenant. 1218 01:30:12,042 --> 01:30:14,246 See? As sharp-eyed as ever. 1219 01:30:16,167 --> 01:30:17,494 Still muckraking? 1220 01:30:19,542 --> 01:30:21,201 Since '14, they tell my boys: 1221 01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:24,207 "Nice work! Cut their throats! Keep it up!" 1222 01:30:24,375 --> 01:30:28,748 Now that nobody needs 'em, any clown has rights. 1223 01:30:28,917 --> 01:30:32,910 Now that they don't shit in their pants: Hup! 3 years! 1224 01:30:33,250 --> 01:30:36,035 Just for looting a cathouse! A bit stiff! 1225 01:30:36,708 --> 01:30:39,743 They sent 80,000 to the slaughter in 20 minutes! 1226 01:30:39,917 --> 01:30:41,031 Everyone fought. 1227 01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:42,405 Not everyone! 1228 01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:45,534 Squeezing the trigger, that's easy! 1229 01:30:45,708 --> 01:30:48,790 Bombs, cannons... Blind killing! Anybody can! 1230 01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:52,289 We went at 'em with knives, eye to eye! 1231 01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:56,619 A soldier will face down an armoured train but not a knife. 1232 01:30:56,792 --> 01:31:00,324 We cut throats to scare a whole regiment. 1233 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:03,949 We won the war. 3000 of us. 1234 01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,164 - And the rest? - They only fought it. 1235 01:31:06,333 --> 01:31:09,000 There are new rules. You have to adapt. 1236 01:31:09,167 --> 01:31:11,406 Right! Adapt... 1237 01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:14,786 Ask a dog to adapt to salad! 1238 01:31:33,125 --> 01:31:36,455 I can light afire, I just can't relight it. 1239 01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:40,667 Jughead! Pretend it went out and you're lighting it. 1240 01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:42,789 But that's relighting! 1241 01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:58,415 C'mon, c'mon, you outcasts 1242 01:31:58,583 --> 01:32:02,079 The cops, the wealthy 1243 01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:06,327 Will hang one day. 1244 01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:17,739 Where are we? 1245 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,576 What can you see? 1246 01:32:23,042 --> 01:32:24,120 Nothing! 1247 01:32:24,292 --> 01:32:27,243 Can't see a thing! Not a thing! 1248 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:28,905 Where are we? 1249 01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:31,331 Sofia, sir. 1250 01:32:31,542 --> 01:32:33,865 No one warned me! I'm stark naked! 1251 01:32:34,042 --> 01:32:36,614 Who's in charge? Put them under arrest! 1252 01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:38,490 You've time, sir. 1253 01:32:38,667 --> 01:32:40,042 I'm still naked! 1254 01:32:42,542 --> 01:32:43,822 Sofia! 1255 01:32:44,667 --> 01:32:48,708 Cars 8 and 12, detrain! The others back aboard! 1256 01:32:54,125 --> 01:32:56,116 Why only the first 4 cars? 1257 01:32:56,292 --> 01:32:59,124 Dunno. Some go on to Gorna-Banja. 1258 01:32:59,292 --> 01:32:59,991 Is it far? 1259 01:33:00,167 --> 01:33:04,030 3 miles! It's a spa with hot baths... 1260 01:33:04,208 --> 01:33:07,492 If the girls are like the baths, okay by me! 1261 01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:18,910 Lt. Norbert, I'm... 1262 01:33:19,083 --> 01:33:21,241 I know. We met in Bucharest. 1263 01:33:21,417 --> 01:33:24,202 The prison in Bucharest. 1264 01:33:24,833 --> 01:33:27,535 Why do you insist on condemning my son? 1265 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:31,200 I'm just prosecuting, Madam, that's all. 1266 01:33:31,375 --> 01:33:33,165 Explain the difference. 1267 01:33:34,833 --> 01:33:36,327 This way, please. 1268 01:33:36,958 --> 01:33:40,621 He never weighed his proper weight. 1269 01:33:40,917 --> 01:33:43,240 I mean, for his height. 1270 01:33:44,250 --> 01:33:48,244 That's what Dr. Gilet-Pons told me on each visit: 1271 01:33:48,417 --> 01:33:49,993 "He's underweight." 1272 01:33:50,167 --> 01:33:53,283 I sent him to Roscoff for the calcium. 1273 01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:55,456 It gave him nose bleeds. 1274 01:33:55,750 --> 01:33:57,907 Right off! Every day! 1275 01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:02,457 The air was too strong. He came home even thinner. 1276 01:34:02,667 --> 01:34:04,243 And then he volunteered! 1277 01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:07,875 He was turned down for officer's school, 1278 01:34:08,042 --> 01:34:11,621 but, suddenly, good enough for this butchery! 1279 01:34:12,417 --> 01:34:16,245 He came home elated: "Mother, I signed up!" 1280 01:34:17,042 --> 01:34:18,499 I thought I'd faint. 1281 01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:20,250 Faint! 1282 01:34:20,458 --> 01:34:22,118 I moved heaven and earth, 1283 01:34:22,917 --> 01:34:25,156 fasted, prayed night and day. 1284 01:34:25,833 --> 01:34:29,282 His father, a navy commander, died in combat. 1285 01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:32,038 Like my brother, in his plane. 1286 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:34,956 And the husband of... 1287 01:34:35,500 --> 01:34:38,202 My family's done its share, no? 1288 01:34:40,625 --> 01:34:44,667 I saw everyone... cabinet ministers, chiefs of staff, 1289 01:34:44,833 --> 01:34:46,457 the Lord Bishop Pelletier... 1290 01:34:47,042 --> 01:34:48,997 Empty promises! 1291 01:34:49,167 --> 01:34:50,328 Promises? 1292 01:34:50,833 --> 01:34:54,661 To discharge him... annul this nonsense! 1293 01:34:55,917 --> 01:34:58,204 My only choice was the Eastern Front. 1294 01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:02,905 I should have helped him become a priest, 1295 01:35:03,250 --> 01:35:06,746 like so many other over-sensitive adolescents. 1296 01:35:07,292 --> 01:35:08,868 His father protested. 1297 01:35:09,292 --> 01:35:10,370 I gave in. 1298 01:35:10,917 --> 01:35:12,078 I was a fool! 1299 01:35:13,083 --> 01:35:15,074 We have chaplains at the front. 1300 01:35:15,250 --> 01:35:17,123 They don't shoot guns! 1301 01:35:17,542 --> 01:35:20,244 In any case, they're not shot at! 1302 01:35:22,292 --> 01:35:25,824 You're like Pitard... "Chatter on!" 1303 01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:28,824 He's a perfect imbecile! 1304 01:35:29,750 --> 01:35:32,203 Felix. Your general. 1305 01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:34,665 You can tell him from me. 1306 01:35:35,292 --> 01:35:37,330 Your general is a cretin. 1307 01:35:37,750 --> 01:35:40,322 Liautey called him "Pitiful Pitard". 1308 01:35:41,958 --> 01:35:44,791 One word from him and Jean would be free. 1309 01:35:45,083 --> 01:35:49,374 But no! He spouts on. What bombast! 1310 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,872 While my poor little boy... 1311 01:35:55,542 --> 01:35:57,201 I'll show you his letters. 1312 01:35:58,833 --> 01:36:04,250 In one he writes how he took refuge in a church during a patrol. 1313 01:36:04,667 --> 01:36:07,997 He was so exhausted, so worn out, 1314 01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:11,035 that he hadn't the strength to pray. 1315 01:36:11,750 --> 01:36:12,792 Him! 1316 01:36:16,500 --> 01:36:20,163 What wrong did he ever commit? Tell me! 1317 01:36:20,583 --> 01:36:21,828 What has he done? 1318 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:29,619 I see from your file that you volunteered. 1319 01:36:30,917 --> 01:36:31,958 On a whim? 1320 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,697 Well, no. 1321 01:36:34,208 --> 01:36:36,827 All my class signed up the same day. 1322 01:36:37,167 --> 01:36:38,826 And you went along? 1323 01:36:41,292 --> 01:36:43,745 You signed up... and deserted? 1324 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:46,453 I didn't desert. I got lost. 1325 01:36:50,958 --> 01:36:53,281 De Scève is your company commander? 1326 01:36:54,333 --> 01:36:55,578 Your opinion of him? 1327 01:37:00,042 --> 01:37:01,286 Mr. Loisy, 1328 01:37:01,583 --> 01:37:03,124 fetch 2 clean blankets 1329 01:37:03,292 --> 01:37:04,667 for the prisoner. 1330 01:37:04,958 --> 01:37:06,120 2 blankets? Me? 1331 01:37:06,458 --> 01:37:11,247 Yes, please! Stop looking shocked at my every order. It's irritating! 1332 01:37:20,833 --> 01:37:21,875 Cigarette? 1333 01:37:22,417 --> 01:37:23,744 It makes me cough. 1334 01:37:27,750 --> 01:37:29,326 Get along with De Scève? 1335 01:37:33,250 --> 01:37:35,123 "The Excuser"! 1336 01:37:36,125 --> 01:37:38,116 That's what Bouvier calls you. 1337 01:37:38,500 --> 01:37:40,408 Coming from him, it's nice. 1338 01:37:40,792 --> 01:37:43,163 From Accuser to Excuser. 1339 01:37:44,917 --> 01:37:48,413 He thinks you give the guilty a way out. 1340 01:37:48,583 --> 01:37:50,373 What do you think? 1341 01:37:50,708 --> 01:37:52,948 I'm a career officer. 1342 01:37:53,125 --> 01:37:54,950 Stubborn, brutal... like him! 1343 01:37:55,125 --> 01:37:56,286 Are you? 1344 01:37:57,167 --> 01:38:01,160 I think after all these men have gone through, you're right. 1345 01:38:01,667 --> 01:38:04,239 I'm touched. All the more so because I have a problem. 1346 01:38:04,417 --> 01:38:05,614 What are you doing? 1347 01:38:06,958 --> 01:38:08,285 My saddle's slipping. 1348 01:38:09,583 --> 01:38:12,120 I'm listening. Your problem? 1349 01:38:12,292 --> 01:38:14,780 It concerns one of your men, Jean Erlane. 1350 01:38:15,458 --> 01:38:17,449 He's in a very bad fix. 1351 01:38:17,625 --> 01:38:19,368 What? They found Erlane? 1352 01:38:19,542 --> 01:38:20,952 I questioned him. 1353 01:38:21,125 --> 01:38:23,080 That little prick's alive? 1354 01:38:23,542 --> 01:38:25,664 He says he got lost running orders. 1355 01:38:25,833 --> 01:38:27,872 The bastard deserted! 1356 01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:33,159 Yet he's from a family of soldiers and seamen. 1357 01:38:33,333 --> 01:38:36,166 I know them better than you. We're related. 1358 01:38:36,333 --> 01:38:37,163 So? 1359 01:38:37,333 --> 01:38:40,119 So this boy is the blot, the failure! 1360 01:38:40,417 --> 01:38:42,242 The one to smother at birth. 1361 01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:46,157 Sadly, cowards develop late. 1362 01:38:46,333 --> 01:38:49,829 If a shell burst a mile off, he'd dive for cover! 1363 01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:51,743 You had to kick him back on his feet! 1364 01:38:51,917 --> 01:38:54,489 In fact, he was a perpetual deserter! 1365 01:38:56,875 --> 01:39:00,786 Deserter to the enemy? I'd head the firing squad. 1366 01:39:01,167 --> 01:39:02,542 You're not listening to me! 1367 01:39:03,708 --> 01:39:05,747 I need your help, Conan. 1368 01:39:06,333 --> 01:39:08,289 You asked for it and now... 1369 01:39:08,458 --> 01:39:10,911 Cut it out! We got along, didn't we? 1370 01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:15,871 All right. Spit it out. 1371 01:39:16,417 --> 01:39:17,697 What do you want to know? 1372 01:39:18,667 --> 01:39:21,499 The prisoners you'd take... You questioned them yourself? 1373 01:39:21,667 --> 01:39:22,708 Naturally! 1374 01:39:22,875 --> 01:39:25,032 Did they talk? I mean... 1375 01:39:25,542 --> 01:39:27,331 All of them? Right off? 1376 01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:28,910 You'd like that! 1377 01:39:29,125 --> 01:39:33,996 No. Even if I beat 'em up, I'd only learn what I knew already. 1378 01:39:34,375 --> 01:39:36,165 He may not have talked. 1379 01:39:37,292 --> 01:39:41,120 Not a milksop like that. You show him the map: 1380 01:39:41,292 --> 01:39:42,785 - "Guns here?" - "Yes!" 1381 01:39:42,958 --> 01:39:44,582 - "Not here?" - "Uh, yes." 1382 01:39:44,750 --> 01:39:47,701 - "And this is a bed of begonias?" - "Sure!" 1383 01:39:48,625 --> 01:39:49,786 How can you know? 1384 01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:53,116 Sure you can. 1385 01:39:53,292 --> 01:39:54,998 I'd have to see the chickenshit myself. 1386 01:39:56,083 --> 01:39:57,125 Captain? 1387 01:39:57,333 --> 01:39:58,375 So what? 1388 01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:00,872 And I still deign to talk to you! 1389 01:40:01,458 --> 01:40:05,156 They give me 3 stripes but still want to shoot me! Pack of...! 1390 01:40:09,250 --> 01:40:11,869 You don't relight a cigar, but me... 1391 01:40:20,208 --> 01:40:21,250 Erlane... 1392 01:40:24,042 --> 01:40:25,997 That's Breton, isn't it? 1393 01:40:27,792 --> 01:40:29,072 From Dinan? 1394 01:40:31,667 --> 01:40:35,578 So you turned up at a Bulgar outpost like a babe in the woods! 1395 01:40:35,750 --> 01:40:36,947 I can picture it. 1396 01:40:37,625 --> 01:40:41,453 You throw your gun down, raise your arms: "Me kaput!" 1397 01:40:41,833 --> 01:40:44,500 They take you into an officer's sap. Right? 1398 01:40:44,833 --> 01:40:45,995 Yes, sir. 1399 01:40:46,750 --> 01:40:48,077 He questioned you? 1400 01:40:48,667 --> 01:40:50,954 Yes, but later, in the rear. 1401 01:40:51,125 --> 01:40:55,285 Wrong move! Gotta interrogate in the field! 1402 01:40:55,833 --> 01:40:57,623 An on-the-spot reviews best! 1403 01:41:00,667 --> 01:41:04,614 So you're behind the lines at their HQ in Gevgelija. 1404 01:41:07,542 --> 01:41:09,248 They laughed at you. 1405 01:41:10,167 --> 01:41:11,328 They laughed, right? 1406 01:41:13,625 --> 01:41:15,699 Suddenly, a major appears. 1407 01:41:15,875 --> 01:41:16,917 Something-chev. 1408 01:41:17,375 --> 01:41:18,417 Furnachev. 1409 01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:21,115 But he's not alone. 1410 01:41:23,250 --> 01:41:25,075 No. There was someone else. 1411 01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:27,576 He was a little more... 1412 01:41:28,583 --> 01:41:30,823 More cruel? Right? 1413 01:41:33,167 --> 01:41:34,743 I'll tell you what happened. 1414 01:41:36,750 --> 01:41:38,077 This Furnachev says to you: 1415 01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:40,457 "Here's the sector map. 1416 01:41:41,125 --> 01:41:42,500 "Now talk, 1417 01:41:42,958 --> 01:41:43,824 "or I'll kill you!" 1418 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:47,745 Admit you talked, you creep, or I'll blow you away! 1419 01:41:47,917 --> 01:41:49,031 I'll count to 3! 1420 01:41:51,917 --> 01:41:54,323 Get some brandy before he croaks! 1421 01:42:03,333 --> 01:42:04,660 What'd I tell you? 1422 01:42:05,167 --> 01:42:08,201 The chickenshit couldn't give away a thing. 1423 01:42:11,500 --> 01:42:12,910 Not even a map of Paris! 1424 01:42:13,625 --> 01:42:14,667 Drink this. 1425 01:42:22,208 --> 01:42:25,041 He has no defense. Would you do it? 1426 01:42:25,208 --> 01:42:26,583 You're joking. 1427 01:42:26,958 --> 01:42:28,203 You're joking. 1428 01:42:33,125 --> 01:42:34,582 She comes every day. 1429 01:42:36,917 --> 01:42:38,292 You have to talk to her. 1430 01:42:38,667 --> 01:42:40,124 A woman like that... 1431 01:42:40,292 --> 01:42:43,788 And tell her what? That her son hasn't a chance? 1432 01:42:44,083 --> 01:42:46,205 You didn't handle De Scève right. 1433 01:42:48,708 --> 01:42:50,996 You may think it's none of my business. 1434 01:42:51,167 --> 01:42:53,655 Yes and no. You know my exploits. 1435 01:42:54,292 --> 01:42:58,534 I knew my boys' fear capacity, and the enemy's, as well. 1436 01:42:58,875 --> 01:43:01,625 Your Erlane is a pure, 100% coward. 1437 01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:04,832 I'm convinced of it! So? 1438 01:43:05,333 --> 01:43:06,530 So drop it. 1439 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:09,868 He's sick... among the sick. It's simple as pie. 1440 01:43:10,250 --> 01:43:14,493 He goes over to the enemy and I send him home to Mama? 1441 01:43:14,667 --> 01:43:16,954 You let yourself off easy! 1442 01:43:17,250 --> 01:43:18,328 - Me? - Sure! 1443 01:43:18,583 --> 01:43:20,622 Medics weed out the unfit. 1444 01:43:20,792 --> 01:43:23,364 You should've weeded out the cowards. 1445 01:43:23,542 --> 01:43:24,739 Who else could have? 1446 01:43:24,917 --> 01:43:27,453 You saw them at work. You didn't do it. 1447 01:43:27,792 --> 01:43:29,416 Erlane was predictable! 1448 01:43:29,792 --> 01:43:31,119 You are responsible! 1449 01:43:32,125 --> 01:43:33,998 Snuffing him is disgusting! 1450 01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:44,750 He's thick as a brick! 1451 01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:50,496 The kid's a blue blood. He betrayed not only his army, but his class! 1452 01:43:50,667 --> 01:43:52,741 - He's done for. - Not at all. 1453 01:43:53,167 --> 01:43:54,992 The padre's pleading? 1454 01:43:55,958 --> 01:43:58,957 We'll give him an on-the-spot briefing, 1455 01:43:59,167 --> 01:44:02,497 between De Scève's dugout and Hill 915. 1456 01:44:03,625 --> 01:44:04,952 We may find something. 1457 01:44:12,208 --> 01:44:15,539 I haven't lost my flair: this is the spot! 1458 01:44:19,875 --> 01:44:22,542 You won't find anything of value. 1459 01:44:23,458 --> 01:44:25,781 The peasants already cleaned it out. 1460 01:44:29,375 --> 01:44:30,869 Funny feeling, no? 1461 01:44:33,375 --> 01:44:35,165 De Scève's dugout... 1462 01:44:35,542 --> 01:44:37,616 Jittery Johnny's starting point. 1463 01:44:38,375 --> 01:44:39,417 And mine. 1464 01:44:41,542 --> 01:44:42,583 Here! 1465 01:44:42,833 --> 01:44:44,409 Socrates hill... 1466 01:44:44,958 --> 01:44:47,708 He was to deliver a despatch to the gunners there. 1467 01:44:47,875 --> 01:44:49,581 I read the section report. 1468 01:44:49,750 --> 01:44:51,575 So did I. Routine stuff. 1469 01:44:52,375 --> 01:44:53,417 Hold on! 1470 01:44:53,625 --> 01:44:57,323 2 Boche batteries start pounding around about 7 p.m. 1471 01:44:57,500 --> 01:44:59,539 As recorded by adjutant Perdrix. 1472 01:45:00,083 --> 01:45:01,125 Correct. 1473 01:45:01,875 --> 01:45:05,490 7 pm... Erlane arrives at the height of fireworks. 1474 01:45:05,667 --> 01:45:09,116 Perdrix controls Hill 915. But he's being hammered at. 1475 01:45:11,042 --> 01:45:13,032 Hill 915 is there. 1476 01:45:13,208 --> 01:45:15,366 Shells falling there... there... 1477 01:45:16,125 --> 01:45:18,329 There, where you are. Sheer hell! 1478 01:45:18,542 --> 01:45:21,576 The poor chap legs it for where the shelling's lightest. 1479 01:45:21,958 --> 01:45:23,748 Straight to the Bulgars! 1480 01:45:35,250 --> 01:45:36,826 Is it far to go? 1481 01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:38,327 The worst is over. 1482 01:45:38,500 --> 01:45:42,542 I may be imagining things... It still smells of gunpowder, no? 1483 01:45:44,208 --> 01:45:46,413 The Bulgar patrols came this far. 1484 01:45:47,292 --> 01:45:49,615 Maybe the kid was taken. 1485 01:45:50,042 --> 01:45:52,448 A simple prisoner! 1486 01:45:52,625 --> 01:45:54,865 He never said that. 1487 01:45:55,500 --> 01:45:56,542 Chauchat cartridge... 1488 01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:00,750 I finished off a few in these parts! 1489 01:46:01,333 --> 01:46:05,245 With grenades. We made a nice hash of 'em! 1490 01:46:05,500 --> 01:46:07,871 Here. A great big Bulgar... 1491 01:46:08,042 --> 01:46:11,242 Holding his guts, hands full of blood and shit... 1492 01:46:11,625 --> 01:46:14,161 I shot him point-blank. Out of pity! 1493 01:46:18,292 --> 01:46:20,366 Your darkies really had several wives? 1494 01:46:21,208 --> 01:46:22,583 Polygamous, yes. 1495 01:46:22,875 --> 01:46:27,201 They're simple folk who do in full view what we conceal. 1496 01:46:27,375 --> 01:46:29,698 I'm for starting a fad! 1497 01:46:30,208 --> 01:46:32,745 Still, it's a bit shocking, no? 1498 01:46:33,333 --> 01:46:34,708 You get used to it. 1499 01:46:34,875 --> 01:46:37,198 How right we were to go there! 1500 01:46:37,375 --> 01:46:38,620 To teach 'em prudery? 1501 01:46:38,792 --> 01:46:42,241 No, to cure them. Shots. Against syphilis. 1502 01:46:47,208 --> 01:46:49,199 The peasants are home again. 1503 01:46:49,792 --> 01:46:51,534 Smoke in the chimneys... 1504 01:46:52,167 --> 01:46:54,739 Life goes on. 1505 01:46:54,917 --> 01:46:56,493 Not for everyone. 1506 01:46:57,708 --> 01:46:58,750 True enough, Captain. 1507 01:47:02,042 --> 01:47:03,239 An hour's march... 1508 01:47:04,042 --> 01:47:08,368 Erlane's scared shitless. It's a moonless night - I checked. 1509 01:47:08,833 --> 01:47:12,033 There's still some shooting. He doesn't know the sector. 1510 01:47:12,208 --> 01:47:15,290 If you're bushed, imagine his fatigue! 1511 01:47:15,458 --> 01:47:17,331 Stumbling, half dead... 1512 01:47:17,750 --> 01:47:20,915 He sees a helmet, raises his hands: "me prizonir"! 1513 01:47:21,083 --> 01:47:22,707 Maybe in Boche talk. 1514 01:47:22,875 --> 01:47:26,454 Reveal our positions? He can't. And it's pointless. 1515 01:47:26,792 --> 01:47:27,833 Why? 1516 01:47:28,500 --> 01:47:30,076 His despatch was marked 1517 01:47:30,792 --> 01:47:35,781 with all the machine-gun positions. Those guys know how to read! 1518 01:47:36,042 --> 01:47:38,993 You've given me a defense for the poor boy. 1519 01:47:39,208 --> 01:47:42,124 And hope. I'll cite you as a witness. 1520 01:47:42,375 --> 01:47:46,286 Character witness? That'll cook his goose. 1521 01:47:46,458 --> 01:47:50,203 Those 5 generals won't see it like that. 1522 01:47:50,375 --> 01:47:54,203 Not one ever saw battle close enough to get the jitters. 1523 01:47:54,375 --> 01:47:55,655 And if I say that... 1524 01:47:56,292 --> 01:48:00,036 As Erlane's superior, your report on his conduct 1525 01:48:00,208 --> 01:48:02,496 shows you had little esteem for him. 1526 01:48:02,667 --> 01:48:05,155 None at all. He's not a soldier. 1527 01:48:05,333 --> 01:48:10,122 Can you be more specific? Was he guilty of insubordination? 1528 01:48:10,292 --> 01:48:13,124 No. He was the ideal subordinate. 1529 01:48:13,292 --> 01:48:16,492 Subordinate to everybody. A servant's mentality. 1530 01:48:16,667 --> 01:48:18,243 Item dismissed. 1531 01:48:18,708 --> 01:48:20,830 When you say, "He's no soldier." 1532 01:48:21,000 --> 01:48:24,165 Do you mean he's unfit physically? Or morally? 1533 01:48:24,500 --> 01:48:28,909 I see where you're trying to lead me. 1534 01:48:29,458 --> 01:48:34,365 Leave that kind of argument to the defense. That's his role. 1535 01:48:34,542 --> 01:48:37,244 Since you refer to me, Lt. De Scève, 1536 01:48:38,208 --> 01:48:39,453 I have one question: 1537 01:48:40,458 --> 01:48:43,244 When you entrusted Erlane with that despatch, 1538 01:48:43,792 --> 01:48:46,163 was he aware of its content? 1539 01:48:48,167 --> 01:48:49,707 Or its importance? 1540 01:48:49,875 --> 01:48:51,748 Nor had he a sense of his role. 1541 01:48:52,083 --> 01:48:55,248 If he didn't know our gun placements, 1542 01:48:55,417 --> 01:48:59,992 which the Bulgarians could easily decipher, 1543 01:49:01,208 --> 01:49:02,951 then he's no longer 1544 01:49:03,125 --> 01:49:06,455 a conscious, deliberate deserter to the enemy, 1545 01:49:07,958 --> 01:49:11,407 but a mere boy of 20, weakened and vulnerable, 1546 01:49:12,208 --> 01:49:14,910 lost in a situation beyond his limits 1547 01:49:15,083 --> 01:49:16,659 and understanding. 1548 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:20,406 There are the strong and the weak. 1549 01:49:20,875 --> 01:49:24,123 You want me to say that Erlane is sick, 1550 01:49:24,458 --> 01:49:26,995 an oversensitive and morbid soul, 1551 01:49:27,167 --> 01:49:30,082 paralysed by his emotions 1552 01:49:30,750 --> 01:49:32,409 and deprived of all will. 1553 01:49:33,375 --> 01:49:36,243 Thus, in certain cases, irresponsible. 1554 01:49:36,417 --> 01:49:39,533 That's the word you want to hear from my lips. 1555 01:49:40,250 --> 01:49:41,292 No! 1556 01:49:42,708 --> 01:49:43,905 Where is he from? 1557 01:49:44,458 --> 01:49:46,248 From a world I know. My world. 1558 01:49:46,417 --> 01:49:50,790 A world of highborn privilege and wealth. 1559 01:49:51,833 --> 01:49:54,452 He had it all, enjoyed it all. 1560 01:49:54,792 --> 01:49:56,830 The counterpart is valor. 1561 01:49:57,375 --> 01:49:59,579 The gravity of an action 1562 01:50:00,833 --> 01:50:03,666 depends on one's will to accomplish it. 1563 01:50:04,417 --> 01:50:07,913 I know a venial sin from a mortal one, Father. 1564 01:50:08,958 --> 01:50:12,491 He is guilty of treason, as he did not destroy the despatch. 1565 01:50:12,875 --> 01:50:16,289 The enemy surprised us without a single casualty. 1566 01:50:16,458 --> 01:50:18,497 While we lost 37 men! 1567 01:50:19,458 --> 01:50:20,500 37! 1568 01:50:20,625 --> 01:50:22,782 You have no pity for this wretch! 1569 01:50:22,958 --> 01:50:24,748 You make declarations 1570 01:50:25,333 --> 01:50:27,076 that none can ever prove! 1571 01:50:27,958 --> 01:50:30,577 Or even refute! Not even him. 1572 01:50:32,042 --> 01:50:35,455 I wouldn't like to be in your place. 1573 01:50:36,042 --> 01:50:38,164 Neither do I. But I am. 1574 01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:42,081 I did many things these years I didn't care to do. 1575 01:50:45,292 --> 01:50:47,034 Between this officer, 1576 01:50:48,542 --> 01:50:50,913 certainly brave, and battle-trained, 1577 01:50:53,042 --> 01:50:56,041 and this youth, a stranger to violence and fear, 1578 01:50:57,125 --> 01:50:58,784 you have a choice to make, 1579 01:50:59,750 --> 01:51:02,156 without proof or certainty. 1580 01:51:03,500 --> 01:51:05,622 Yet we ask for justice. 1581 01:51:05,917 --> 01:51:08,535 One day the judges, too, shall be judged. 1582 01:51:09,583 --> 01:51:12,534 They will not be asked, "Were you just?" 1583 01:51:13,833 --> 01:51:14,875 but... 1584 01:51:16,042 --> 01:51:17,499 "Were you good?" 1585 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:20,659 Head high, comrade! 1586 01:51:28,125 --> 01:51:30,282 There's still the plea for clemency. 1587 01:51:36,667 --> 01:51:40,578 Here's what I think of your menu, Mr. Ménard! 1588 01:51:41,125 --> 01:51:42,915 I want whiting à la Colbert. 1589 01:51:43,083 --> 01:51:45,655 No more boar! You had me eat it all by myself. 1590 01:51:45,833 --> 01:51:48,915 I'm sure of it! I'm fed up! 1591 01:51:50,292 --> 01:51:52,745 A la Colbert's easy. It's a whiting... 1592 01:51:52,917 --> 01:51:54,541 fried, floured... Colbert, what! 1593 01:51:55,167 --> 01:51:57,869 Whiting doesn't walk the streets here! 1594 01:51:59,917 --> 01:52:00,958 Work it out! 1595 01:52:02,792 --> 01:52:05,410 Now what? We're on manoeuvres again? 1596 01:52:05,583 --> 01:52:07,290 Sofia, Bucharest, Sofia! 1597 01:52:07,500 --> 01:52:11,032 And now the Danube delta! What the hell for? 1598 01:52:11,208 --> 01:52:14,657 And the men are asking why they haven't been demobilized. 1599 01:52:15,917 --> 01:52:19,615 Because we're an Expeditionary Force now, my boy. 1600 01:52:20,125 --> 01:52:23,124 Expeditionary meaning peace on a war footing! 1601 01:52:23,750 --> 01:52:24,911 I'm listening. 1602 01:52:25,708 --> 01:52:27,830 You didn't come to chitchat? 1603 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:32,622 No, sir. I wish to be relieved of my judicial functions. 1604 01:52:33,417 --> 01:52:35,656 Relieved? You're resigning? 1605 01:52:36,792 --> 01:52:41,947 You dare bother me in the midst of the umpteenth packing! 1606 01:52:42,333 --> 01:52:45,699 You take me for a five-and-ten floorwalker? 1607 01:52:45,875 --> 01:52:49,158 You can't quit. I dismiss you! Back to your unit! 1608 01:52:49,458 --> 01:52:51,283 Destination: the bloody Danube! 1609 01:52:53,875 --> 01:52:54,953 I've got it! 1610 01:52:57,458 --> 01:52:59,034 I've got the missing file! 1611 01:52:59,208 --> 01:53:01,958 Hey, warden, we're freezing our butts off! 1612 01:53:02,125 --> 01:53:03,868 So which car is ours? 1613 01:53:06,167 --> 01:53:08,042 - What's happening? - That Romanian officer... 1614 01:53:09,417 --> 01:53:11,206 I filed a request for dismissal. 1615 01:53:11,750 --> 01:53:14,369 He died! So your request's kaput, too! 1616 01:53:14,542 --> 01:53:17,541 In a hurry? OK. Forward, march! 1617 01:53:30,292 --> 01:53:33,373 Class of '11! Eight years away from home! Goddam! 1618 01:53:33,542 --> 01:53:36,160 7 years for me. Enough! 1619 01:53:36,583 --> 01:53:39,700 We fought for France. Even here. 1620 01:53:40,167 --> 01:53:44,114 Now they want us to fight an enemy who isn't our enemy anymore... 1621 01:53:44,292 --> 01:53:45,406 The Hungarians. 1622 01:53:45,875 --> 01:53:48,707 Even a former ally, the Russians! 1623 01:53:49,542 --> 01:53:51,415 Our families are waiting, 1624 01:53:51,667 --> 01:53:52,708 our wives, 1625 01:53:53,292 --> 01:53:55,330 kids we hardly know, 1626 01:53:55,750 --> 01:53:58,666 our jobs, our land. Life, what! 1627 01:53:58,958 --> 01:54:00,748 It can't go on like this. 1628 01:54:01,417 --> 01:54:03,123 We gotta put our foot down. 1629 01:54:03,417 --> 01:54:04,458 I do, anyway. 1630 01:54:04,583 --> 01:54:07,783 War at home ended a year ago! I say: Enough! 1631 01:54:11,667 --> 01:54:13,990 And I raise you 300... 1632 01:54:20,250 --> 01:54:23,284 What a bluffer! A regular cathouse card shark! 1633 01:54:23,667 --> 01:54:26,155 I'm cleaned out! Finished! 1634 01:54:30,167 --> 01:54:31,364 You had nothing? 1635 01:54:33,083 --> 01:54:34,743 Own up... you had nothing. 1636 01:54:41,833 --> 01:54:43,374 And no shit, y'hear? 1637 01:54:43,708 --> 01:54:46,115 Or I'll take your belts and suspenders! 1638 01:54:46,292 --> 01:54:49,373 Hey, warden, I didn't know you were such an ass! 1639 01:55:08,083 --> 01:55:10,951 Beyond the river, the Bolsheviks. You, here. 1640 01:55:11,792 --> 01:55:13,332 Me, behind the hill. 1641 01:55:13,500 --> 01:55:14,542 And then what? 1642 01:55:14,708 --> 01:55:16,119 We wait for them. 1643 01:55:17,375 --> 01:55:18,490 I've just seen Erlane. 1644 01:55:18,667 --> 01:55:22,032 His execution is in three days. No remorse? 1645 01:55:23,167 --> 01:55:25,241 Ground arms! 1646 01:55:26,000 --> 01:55:27,161 At ease! 1647 01:55:28,167 --> 01:55:29,624 Sergeant Lanzec... 1648 01:55:30,417 --> 01:55:31,578 Front and center! 1649 01:55:35,417 --> 01:55:37,740 You refused sentry duty? 1650 01:55:38,250 --> 01:55:40,656 Sentry duty against whom, sir? 1651 01:55:41,167 --> 01:55:43,241 The war's been over for 7 months. 1652 01:55:43,417 --> 01:55:45,041 I have no more enemies now. 1653 01:55:45,292 --> 01:55:49,285 My comrades and I request our return to France. 1654 01:55:50,208 --> 01:55:53,325 Those who agree, step forward! 1655 01:56:06,292 --> 01:56:07,370 Gendarmes! 1656 01:56:08,292 --> 01:56:09,453 Take them away! 1657 01:56:10,208 --> 01:56:12,745 To the stockade, with the others! 1658 01:56:19,292 --> 01:56:21,330 Those who broke rank... 1659 01:56:21,583 --> 01:56:22,625 Left! 1660 01:56:29,042 --> 01:56:30,083 Lanzec, 1661 01:56:30,750 --> 01:56:33,203 you'd be with me if not for your asthma. 1662 01:56:34,417 --> 01:56:36,870 If it was to do all over, I wonder... 1663 01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:03,536 This all seems so stupid and pointless. 1664 01:57:03,875 --> 01:57:06,246 You believe the war's over, too? 1665 01:57:07,208 --> 01:57:09,745 The war, no. All wars! 1666 01:57:09,917 --> 01:57:12,405 You're wrong, my boy. It's only the start. 1667 01:57:12,583 --> 01:57:14,990 Red vs. white, anarchy vs. law, 1668 01:57:15,167 --> 01:57:18,248 believers vs. cynics, good vs. evil... 1669 01:57:18,750 --> 01:57:20,954 "The final combat..." that's their anthem! 1670 01:57:21,125 --> 01:57:24,290 They have nothing: no arms, no food, no chiefs... 1671 01:57:24,458 --> 01:57:26,911 They have hope. It's terrifying. 1672 01:57:27,292 --> 01:57:29,414 The Old Man planned it all? 1673 01:57:30,875 --> 01:57:31,917 You can tell. 1674 01:57:31,958 --> 01:57:34,993 We defend the road. No access, that way. 1675 01:57:35,167 --> 01:57:37,620 - Oh, yeah? - Too deep. 1676 01:57:39,042 --> 01:57:42,290 The dodo who decided that just dipped his toe in. 1677 01:57:42,875 --> 01:57:45,032 "General, I'm sinking..." 1678 01:57:45,208 --> 01:57:47,164 "It's up to my ankle!" 1679 01:57:48,208 --> 01:57:49,489 What a bunch of...! 1680 01:57:49,875 --> 01:57:51,369 I'd come this way! 1681 01:57:51,542 --> 01:57:53,865 Lying low on rafts, skiffs... 1682 01:57:54,042 --> 01:57:55,582 And suddenly...! 1683 01:57:55,750 --> 01:57:59,365 Up there, you'll only mow down the frogs! 1684 01:58:00,375 --> 01:58:01,417 He's right. 1685 01:58:01,583 --> 01:58:02,625 So? 1686 01:58:03,542 --> 01:58:05,415 You position there and cover. 1687 01:58:05,583 --> 01:58:07,788 But that's desertion of post... 1688 01:58:07,958 --> 01:58:09,333 3 years in the keep! 1689 01:58:09,542 --> 01:58:10,999 Do as you like, boys. 1690 01:58:11,542 --> 01:58:14,623 But a word of advice: keep the machine-guns mobile. 1691 01:58:14,792 --> 01:58:15,833 Coming, warden? 1692 01:58:28,292 --> 01:58:30,034 Something moved! 1693 01:58:30,500 --> 01:58:32,704 - Seen anything? - Nope... 1694 01:58:33,292 --> 01:58:35,449 But something moved! 1695 01:58:40,083 --> 01:58:42,655 1st and 2nd companies, follow me! 1696 01:58:58,875 --> 01:59:01,707 Set up heavy machine-guns facing the marsh! 1697 01:59:33,875 --> 01:59:37,573 We're not the enemy! Those muzhiks are! 1698 01:59:37,750 --> 01:59:40,203 The command post's not answering! 1699 01:59:40,375 --> 01:59:43,374 They're in the latrine! You oughta know! 1700 01:59:43,542 --> 01:59:46,991 Do a good deed, Lt.! 2 cases of grenades! 1701 01:59:47,500 --> 01:59:49,871 Grenais, Beuillard, the grenades! 1702 02:00:00,083 --> 02:00:02,288 I'll take responsibility! 1703 02:00:02,958 --> 02:00:04,000 Let's go, boys! 1704 02:00:04,125 --> 02:00:08,451 Machine-guns! Bring the gunners, if they like it or not! 1705 02:00:08,875 --> 02:00:11,956 If there're rifles in reserve, help yourselves! 1706 02:00:19,792 --> 02:00:21,747 Take these and move it - or else! 1707 02:00:21,917 --> 02:00:22,782 I've never used grenades! 1708 02:00:22,958 --> 02:00:26,324 It's high time you learned! Beats the firing squad! 1709 02:02:21,958 --> 02:02:23,748 Bastards! Scumbags! 1710 02:02:23,917 --> 02:02:25,623 Stop, Conan! 1711 02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:27,624 They're retreating! 1712 02:02:29,458 --> 02:02:32,208 Keep going, old man! 1713 02:02:32,833 --> 02:02:35,370 C'mon, Rouzic! 1714 02:02:35,917 --> 02:02:38,156 We'll get you, you buzzards! 1715 02:02:38,333 --> 02:02:41,083 Kill 'em all! 1716 02:03:18,250 --> 02:03:20,158 He got it in the back of the neck. 1717 02:03:22,875 --> 02:03:26,407 "And thus Jean Erlane met his death, facing the enemy, 1718 02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:31,077 "redeeming his past behavior with heroic conduct. 1719 02:03:31,958 --> 02:03:34,495 "I can assure you, Madam, that he did not suffer. 1720 02:03:34,708 --> 02:03:37,873 "He will be remembered with gratitude by the regiment, 1721 02:03:38,042 --> 02:03:43,659 "for his part in the action led by the group of prisoners. 1722 02:03:44,167 --> 02:03:48,493 "I know that even the sincerest of words cannot alleviate the pain. 1723 02:03:49,125 --> 02:03:53,332 "Yet I wish to express my deepest sympathy..." 1724 02:05:04,792 --> 02:05:06,498 A beer, please. 1725 02:05:07,667 --> 02:05:09,622 Is Mr. Conan here? 1726 02:05:09,792 --> 02:05:13,075 - Someone for you! - Has he got a name? 1727 02:05:14,875 --> 02:05:16,332 Lt. Norbert, sir. 1728 02:05:18,167 --> 02:05:19,328 For Christ's sake! 1729 02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:38,375 In here, Lieutenant. 1730 02:05:39,167 --> 02:05:40,909 Who asked for lights? 1731 02:05:59,083 --> 02:06:00,125 I was passing through. 1732 02:06:03,833 --> 02:06:05,160 Me, too... 1733 02:06:06,167 --> 02:06:07,826 I'm passing. 1734 02:06:08,708 --> 02:06:11,280 Passing away, even... bit by bit. 1735 02:06:14,917 --> 02:06:16,374 You haven't changed much. 1736 02:06:17,375 --> 02:06:18,750 Just enough. 1737 02:06:20,250 --> 02:06:21,292 What d'you do? 1738 02:06:21,958 --> 02:06:24,708 You know: I try to understand. 1739 02:06:25,042 --> 02:06:26,083 Understand? 1740 02:06:26,750 --> 02:06:27,865 My pupils. 1741 02:06:28,958 --> 02:06:30,000 Oh, yeah... 1742 02:06:32,667 --> 02:06:33,708 That's good. 1743 02:06:38,083 --> 02:06:39,707 You shouldn't've come. 1744 02:06:41,333 --> 02:06:43,324 I think about you a lot. 1745 02:06:44,250 --> 02:06:44,997 I think, 1746 02:06:45,250 --> 02:06:47,241 "At least, he knew me alive." 1747 02:06:48,208 --> 02:06:48,872 You look fine. 1748 02:06:49,167 --> 02:06:50,208 Don't give me that! 1749 02:06:51,750 --> 02:06:53,291 I've made arrangements. 1750 02:06:54,333 --> 02:06:57,617 You'll get my cross and ribbons, some odds and ends, 1751 02:06:57,792 --> 02:06:59,830 a photo... You'll see. 1752 02:07:02,250 --> 02:07:04,040 The doc gave me 6 months. 1753 02:07:06,292 --> 02:07:07,406 6 months... 1754 02:07:08,000 --> 02:07:09,494 He's just being polite. 1755 02:07:11,417 --> 02:07:15,115 A nice guy. A fool, but a nice guy. 1756 02:07:25,667 --> 02:07:27,243 No, you shouldn't've come. 1757 02:07:28,667 --> 02:07:30,622 But I'm damn glad you did. 1758 02:07:33,708 --> 02:07:34,953 You all right here? 1759 02:07:35,458 --> 02:07:36,500 You kidding? 1760 02:07:37,458 --> 02:07:39,034 A bunch of slugs. 1761 02:07:40,000 --> 02:07:41,280 No one to talk to. 1762 02:07:42,750 --> 02:07:45,452 The best are inscribed on the war monument. 1763 02:07:46,000 --> 02:07:47,706 The rest are swill! 1764 02:07:49,625 --> 02:07:50,870 I'm married, too. 1765 02:07:51,417 --> 02:07:52,458 I know. 1766 02:07:52,792 --> 02:07:55,826 Your wife told me where to find you. 1767 02:07:56,000 --> 02:07:58,619 So you know why I can't invite you. 1768 02:07:58,792 --> 02:08:01,542 Anyway, I haven't the time. 1769 02:08:06,875 --> 02:08:09,246 You're still a rotten liar, Lieutenant. 1770 02:08:26,083 --> 02:08:29,200 Remember on the train to Bucharest, when I said... 1771 02:08:30,792 --> 02:08:32,914 there were 3000 of us? 1772 02:08:33,250 --> 02:08:34,292 Sofia. 1773 02:08:35,208 --> 02:08:36,666 On the train to Sofia. 1774 02:08:37,583 --> 02:08:38,698 It was snowing. 1775 02:08:47,708 --> 02:08:52,366 3000 of us at most who won this fucking war... 1776 02:08:52,583 --> 02:08:53,625 Of course! 1777 02:08:54,417 --> 02:08:56,041 Of course, I remember. 1778 02:08:56,958 --> 02:08:58,582 We only fought it. 1779 02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:01,122 You won it. 1780 02:09:06,500 --> 02:09:08,408 Well, if you get around, 1781 02:09:09,208 --> 02:09:11,745 you'll likely meet up with one or two. 1782 02:09:14,042 --> 02:09:16,032 Take a good look at 'em, old man... 1783 02:09:17,542 --> 02:09:18,656 A good look. 1784 02:09:20,083 --> 02:09:21,624 They're like me. 1785 02:09:22,292 --> 02:09:23,370 All of 'em! 1786 02:12:15,042 --> 02:12:17,448 Subtitles: Nina Bogin - Lenny Borger 1787 02:12:17,625 --> 02:12:19,331 Subtitling by Eclair Vidéo - Paris 119260