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This programme contains very strong
language and adult humour from the
outset.
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Mmm-MMM!
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The bacon looks off the hook.
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It is super.
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Talking of super,
how you doing, superhero?
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-Ohhh!
-Who needs Batman when you've
got Robin? Want a Pride of Britain
award with your breakfast?
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That's very kind of you, but
I couldn't leave Kerry and Davey in
-the water.
-So you'd drown with them?
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No, no, I get it. I'm the same.
Act now, think about yourself later.
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Robin, I'm going to sort out the
fossil goggles. You're in charge of
-striking tools.
-Oh. Right you are.
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Thanks, Fi.
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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She really is super, Tom.
Yeah. Thanks, man.
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She's a million dollars.
All flexible there like a...
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interest rate.
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We have a tracker mortgage,
so it's... Oh, tell me about it.
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I just feel so lucky, you know,
given a second chance like this.
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I mean, she's just bounced
into my life, turned it upside down,
but I am dancing on the ceiling.
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It's terrible to say,
-but I don't miss Anne.
-Oh.
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I don't miss her at all. I do not
miss her. No, I do not, sir.
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You must miss the kids, though.
Oh, yeah, I miss the little guys,
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but Skype's a wonderful thing. It's
a thing of beauty. This whole gig's
actually made me a better father.
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So is it a serious thing
or is it just a fuckfest?
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Adam! They're engaged!
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Well, not totally,
but, to be honest, fuckfest-wise,
it is a bonkathon.
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The tent's basically functioning
as a sex dojo right now, but I just
want to get it right this time.
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I feel blessed and I don't want
to rub your noses in my fun,
but it's an incredible time for me.
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But, look, here am I just...
yakking on about my fun times.
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I should just zip it. It's vulgar.
You don't want to hear all this.
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It's a renaissance for me. 400 years
ago I'd be working with marble, but
I won't rub my fun in your faces.
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Bit of a cunt, though, aren't you?
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Well, hang on, mate. I mean...
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No more than you are.
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You used to say, "What are you still
doing with Anne? She's a nightmare."
She is. A fucking giant nightmare.
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-She's giant, isn't she?
-She's not
medically a giant! Just shy of.
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Right. Just to make sure
you're all aware of today's schedule,
we're fossil hunting at 10am.
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It's of the Triassic Period, as
represented by the bunter sandstone.
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Just to make you all aware,
it is illegal to remove pebbles
from the beach.
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She has really mastered Excel,
-hasn't she?
-Oh, yeah.
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I feel like I'm starting my life
all over again, you know?
--Mm?Yeah.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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It feels like Fay's...
given birth to me, like in a way.
Like a mother and a lover.
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-Mm.
-Feels like a comeback.
I feel like Ali.
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Wow.
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It kind of feels like...
this big, white light's just been,
--you know, switched on.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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You know what? I don't want
that light to go out. I don't.
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It's just that honeymoon feeling,
just 24/7. Just "Ah!"
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We look into each other's eyes
and just want to...do it.
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I don't think we ever had that,
-Fiona and I.
-Yeah?
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Well, it's never too late.
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There's ways of restarting these
marriages, keep the vibe alive.
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-Mm, yeah.
-You and Anne weren't able
to do that, though, were you?
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Well, you know...
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-We tried.
-Yeah.
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-We tried.
-Mm.
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I mean, do you and Fi have
a physical life?
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Yeah, we...we go jogging.
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No, I meant sex.
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Ah.
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Yeah?
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-When did you last have sex?
-Um...
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Gosh. That would be going back...
-seven years now.
-OK.
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OK. That's, um...
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That was during Blair, wasn't it?
That's not even Brown.
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No. It was definitely Blair.
Yeah, he was often there
-in the background.
-Yeah.
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Fi never liked to miss the news.
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Well, look, man, all I'm saying is
it ain't over till it's over.
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Hmm. Yeah. Thank you.
It's never done, never done.
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So did you try and have sex with her
-these last seven years?
-I did.
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What happened?
Well, nothing, really. She...
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She wasn't...awake at the time
and... Really?
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No, no, it wasn't like that.
I was very gentle.
It was mainly fingers...thumbs...
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But it's just that I found myself
unable to perform if she was...
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--..conscious.
-Yeah.
-Mm.
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Yeah, I've been there.
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Well, you know,
I'm a fat one to talk. Me and Anne,
we experimented a fair amount.
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-Really?
-Yeah. Role play, cos play,
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wet play.
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Well... Fi likes swimming, so...
No, no, no.
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Wet play is, um... Wet play is
when you urinate on your partner.
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Gosh.
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And Anne liked that?
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No, as it turned out. No.
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♪ She's a spider
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♪ Sit down beside her
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♪ Don't criticise her
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♪ Or she'll lay her eggs on you
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♪ She's arachnid
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♪ Don't make her backflip
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♪ She'll make your disc slip
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♪ And lay her eggs on you
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♪ She's a woman
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♪ Her eight legs a-drummin'
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HE ACCOMPANIES HER
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♪ Black widow's comin'
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♪ To lay her eggs on you
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♪ She's a spider
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♪ Don't sit beside her
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♪ Or push yourself inside her
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♪ Or she'll lay her eggs on you-u-u
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♪ She's a lady
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♪ Don't call her baby
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♪ She's no maybe
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♪ She'll spray her eggs on you. ♪
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Come on, Robin!
We'll be late for the fossil hunt!
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Oh, God!
PHONE RINGS
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Hello? ..Yes, speaking.
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What...? Anne?
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'I'm afraid we can't
get hold of her husband.'
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Oh, my God...
When did this happen?'Last night.'
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Yes. Thank you.
-OK, yes, I will.
-What...?
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-Oh, my God!
-Fi, is everything...?
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I could whip up, like, a salad
for the beach. Like a sort of beach
-salad.
-That would be really healthy.
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Should I get some cucumbers?
Eh...they're courgettes and yes.
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Cos they would go well
with some carrots in my beach salad.
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--Ah!Hey, Fi!
-Hey, Fi.
-We're just
talking about salads and stuff.
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We're going to go to Budleigh now
-for the whole fossil shebang.
-Really
-excited.
-It's going to be big.
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Yeah, fine. Just to let you know,
-Tom, Anne is in a coma.
-Uh-huh.
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-Sorry?
-Your wife, Anne,
is in a coma. She took an overdose.
So...just passing that on.
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-How do you know?
-Well, the hospital
just phoned me because your children
couldn't get hold of their father.
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Oh, it's a fucking nightmare.
I know.
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I'm like... I can't believe it.
I just feel like all the women
just hate me. They really hate me.
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Anne is in a coma!
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I just... I just feel like they all
-really hate me.
-They don't hate you.
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OK, maybe a couple of them do,
but... There's only two of them!
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The guys... Robin likes you,
Adam loves you. He loves you.
--Guys always love me.
-Yeah?
-OK?
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-Yeah.
-I'm not having a great time.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just turned
all over by this whole Anne thing...
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Oh, God.
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Are... Are you going off me?
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-A bit.
-Oh, no.
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-No, don't.
-I'm sorry.
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How much are you going off me?
Like 80%.
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I... Shit!
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I can't go through this again.
-I can't do this again.
-I'm sorry.
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-I wanted a fun holiday.
-I know.
-This is really heavy!
-I know!
I can't apologise enough.
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-I'm just not having a good time.
-I'm
-sorry.
-I want to go back to London.
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No, don't go back to London!
London's shit. Stay here with me.
I mean...
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Why don't we just take a little bit
of something and chill the fuck out?
Yeah, I've got some speed.
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OK, yeah.
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-Is that...is that chilling?
-Yeah.
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I'm going to do it until I get
-a nose buzz.
-Yeah? Yeah? OK.
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-God, I love drugs.
-Cos you know
--I love you, baby.
-Yeah.
-I love you.
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And I just want to rock with you,
you know? Rawk with you!
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I wanna rawk your penis!
I wanna rock your roll
and float your boat, baby bitch.
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I'm gonna tip this on your cock.
Oh, Jesus... OK? I'm going to tip it
on your cock, then open this mirror,
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-and just crush it.
-Are you?
You're going to crush my cock
with a compact?
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Let's get some speed on your cock.
Just don't leave me.
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Oh, shit...
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-You ready?
-Oh, yeah.
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--Yeah?
-Yeah.
-Like that.
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Ah! Ah.
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-OK, I'm going to do it.
-Yeah.
-I'm opening it up.
-OK.
I'll squeeze it like chopsticks.
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AAH!
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Aah! Oh, my God!
It's like a crocodile!
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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It's the IBS. Just... Sorry.
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Do you need to go to the toilet?
-Not any more.
-You mean you...?
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No, no, just the pressure's been
released. It's fine, it's fine.
I can hold out to Budleigh.
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OK, babe?
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Yeah.
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It's the ice cream. The ice cream.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey. All right?
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-Hey, Davey.
-Hi.
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Where's Tom Tom?
Oh, he's...he's in the toilet.
Having a flare-up.
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Smoking some puff?
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No. His IBS.
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I'm thinking of going back,
-actually.
-To the campsite?
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No. To London.
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There we are.
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-Hi, Kerry.
-Hi.
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Did you get it all?
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What's going on? You were meant
to start fossiling at ten!
So sorry, Fi!
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Hey, babe.
-You OK, babe?
-All good, all good.
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Tom, I'm so sorry to hear
-about Anne.
-Oh, thanks, Kez. Thanks.
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Yeah, it's a bit of a biggie.
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-Are we getting a coffee?
-No, I'm
just going to grab some tap water.
-You two go and goggle up.
-Okey-doke.
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So, Tom, are you not going to go down
and see her?
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Who?
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-Anne!
-Well...
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I mean, strictly speaking,
we are on a break, Fi, aren't we?
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I've got to be strong, for a start.
For everyone, especially Anne.
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We knew things like this would
come up. When you think about it,
it's not really a proper break.
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-And nobody learns anything.
-Tom,
her life is hanging in the balance.
I know, but it's a four-hour trip.
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Four hours and change.
It took us six to get down here.
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I don't think your IBS would
-stand it.
-It wouldn't, no.
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--Here, baby.
-Thank you.
-Fi?
No, thank you. No.
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It's got a hazelnut shot.
They didn't have... I'll leave it.
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This sounds like a cry for help.
I've heard these cries before
and do you know what?
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They're the cries of a wolf.
A wolf in a coma, Tom!
Still a wolf!
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And I keep thinking
about this shadowy Horst figure.
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-Where is Horst?
-Exactly.
Where is Horst in all this?
Whither Horst?
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I mean, what do we know about him?
Has he been giving her paracetamol?
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He's a builder. Can he afford
British paracetamol? Is he giving
-her Danish paracetamol?
-What?!
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I don't think there's a Danish
-paracetamol!
-I'm exploring options.
Paracetamol's so dangerous, Fi.
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I had a friend take an overdose. She
was fine. A week later, her liver
collapsed and she passed it whole.
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And also, may I say, Fi?
I don't see anyone else
beating a path down to Anne.
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You could send her some flowers
or a foil balloon, but no... It's
a lot of jibber jabber, no action.
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Sorry. I will send Anne
-some balloons.
-You said you were
-her best friend.
-Not best...
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She talks about you constantly.
Not at the moment, but...
Sorry. I really object to that.
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It sounds like me and Fay are
-the only friends Anne's got.
-You've
tried to turn this round on Tom.
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No, no... Let's acknowledge
Fay's presence in the conversation.
Anne is not my partner.
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Anne is... Anne is a woman
who is currently unconscious
that I used to sleep with.
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Come here. Sorry.
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Oh... It's hard. It's fucking hard,
-isn't it?
-It's very hard.
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So, um, how long have
you and Adam been married?
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Um, well,
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we're not actually...
We're not actually married.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry!
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No, but we're...very strong.
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Yeah.
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I heard his first wife drowned.
-Yes, she did.
-God.
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Is that why he didn't save you
the other day when you fell in?
Water. Any liquid.
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It's so full of death for him.
Mm-hm. What, like, even a bath
or something?
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Well he...he prefers showers.
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Come on, Davey! Get in here!
Don't be a pussy! Come on!
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Get in here!
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Look in this sort of general area.
What can happen very often is the
fossils spray out from the cliffs,
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tumble down and land
-on other, larger rocks.
-I thought
they were only inside the rocks.
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The fossils? Yes...
They often are inside the rocks
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and then they spurt out
like a volcano and then land
back on the larger rocks.
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You see if you can find a fossil
on top of a larger rock, OK?
In that sort of area.
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OK, Archie? I'll see you soon.
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Left a bit.
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♪ If I had a hammer... ♪
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Oh. Would you like me to have a go,
-darling?
-No, I'm the person most
likely to find anything significant.
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All right. It's just that I can give
-it a really good whack.
-If you'd
brought enough striking tools,
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you could have done your own banging
-on a piece of rock.
-Mama! Mama!
-Oh, my God!
-Mama!
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Oh, my God! Archie, have you cut
yourself, darling? Are you bleeding?
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-I found a fossil!
-Have you found
something? Gosh! Look at that!
Is it an ammonite, do you think?
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-Look.
-I'm not blind. I can see it.
Look at the size of it!
It's not that big.
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It's not an entire diplodocus
-skeleton!
-Pretty impressive for
-an eight-year-old boy.
-It's a start.
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Indiana Jones started somewhere.
He's not a fossil hunter, is he?
We'd better pop it in my bag.
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Ah!
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Super duper.
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-Well done. Group hug?
-No. I want to
get on with this one over here.
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-All right.
-There might be something
-bigger in there.
-Been hunting
all day and Archie finds one.
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Well, yes, beginner's luck,
I suppose.
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Perhaps we should give him a go on
-this one here.
-No, I'm doing this
-one, thank you very much.
-Let Archie!
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Robin!
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Stand back, please.
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Right, goggies on.
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Oh, dear. I think Mummy's
a bit jealous because you found one.
Don't be stupid, Robin.
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It's about perseverance.
-Let Archie have a go.
-No.
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He's got the magic touch.
Can you be quiet, Robin? I'm trying
to break open this big stone.
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Ah! Done it.
-Ah. And is there anything in it?
-No.
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Aw, rotten luck.
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Thank you.
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Hi.
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I-I'm Davey.
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I'm Lisa.
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Oh, eh...
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00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:24,720
I'm... There's a party
at our campsite tomorrow.
Em... Em, sorry.
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00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,160
-Er, yeah.
-OK.
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00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,120
-Sure.
-Cool.
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00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,720
-I'm Davey.
-You said.
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Oh, yeah. And you're...
-Lisa.
-Lisa. Yeah.
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Hey, mermaid. How ya doing?
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-Yeah, good. You?
-I'm pretty good.
I had a good blast-off
--up in the toilets.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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It's all good.
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Looking beautiful, right?
Amazing.
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You going to go in?
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Er... I don't know.
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00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:22,600
-Has Adam gone in?
-Yeah.
He's been in for about an hour.
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I might go in.
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--I'm going in.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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-Like what you see?
-Yeah.
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Still a bit sticky
from my blast-off.
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Yeah.
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Oh! Whoo!
272
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,640
-Hey!
-Oh, my goodness!
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00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,160
-Wow.
-That was intense.
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00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,720
Whoo!
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00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:01,360
-Woo!
-That was awesome.
--Oh, my God!
-What?
-Really?
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00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:07,720
Are you seriously going to go in
in your budgie smugglers?
They're not budgie smugglers, mate.
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00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,760
Vulture smugglers.
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00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:15,520
-Really? Vulture?
-Vulture, yeah.
Isn't that an endangered bird?
Bird of prey, mate.
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00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,600
-Yeah.
-Tell me about the cross
currents. Port to starboard?
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They're pretty...small!
No! Don't!
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00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,200
A little bit like that.
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00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,440
Got you! I got you.
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00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,520
Can I have my trousers, please, Fay?
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00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,400
All the denim, all the denim.
Please.
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00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,040
Look at that.
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00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,080
Big game
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00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,240
-I think I want to go home.
-Really?
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Just back to London.
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00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,480
Oh, OK.
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00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:09,520
-Is that all right?
-Yeah, sure.
I think Adam's not fossiling,
so I can just...
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00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,560
No, no... You can come with me.
-Really?
-Yeah!
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00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,200
We could just...swing by Anne's.
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00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,400
It'd be fun.
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00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:26,800
You could meet her.
-But she's in a coma.
-That's
probably the best way of doing it.
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-Come with me.
-OK.
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Cool.
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00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,040
Race you.
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00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:48,880
Hi, Horst. I'm absolutely
devastated. It must have ripped
the arse out of your day.
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00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:54,720
I am just jumping onto a train.
I'm going to try and get down
for about five past six.
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Just as fast
as my wheels can carry me.
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00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,520
What hospital are you in? OK.
302
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,960
We're in Devon. Hang on.
303
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Are you going to the buffet car?
Can you get me a pack of crisps?
Cheese and onion? Thank you.
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00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,560
Um...
305
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:17,200
OK, OK. Well, look.
I'll just jump in a black cab and...
306
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:22,120
Yeah, or an Uber. And I'll just
get there as soon as I can.
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00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,520
What are you doing, Robin?
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00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:44,640
Stop it, please! The more you go
at me, the more... My hips lock!
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00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,520
I was just so pleased about Archie.
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00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:53,960
-Mm.
-And how pleased...
-how pleased you were.
-Pleased?
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00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,560
With him finding the fossil.
Oh, yes. It was quite a first.
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00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,600
Do you like it?
I do. Let's have a look. Ah.
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00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,600
Mmm.
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00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,040
Mmm. There we are.
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00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,280
Can I have a word, please?
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00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:30,600
(This makes a mockery of everything!
You're just a cheat.
Excuse me? I'm a cheat?)
317
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:37,240
(Not as much of a cheat as you!
Telling Kerry you've had enough of
-me?!
-What are you talking about?!)
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00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,720
That's what she told me today!
You're thinking of leaving me.
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00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:47,760
-No, she's mentally ill.
-That's beside
-the point.
-Anyway, this is the sort
of thing that turns somebody gay.
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00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,960
What? Sorry?!
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00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:56,400
Our son finding a fossil
-is going to turn him gay?
-Yes!
If he doesn't have to fight for it.
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00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:01,960
Oh, Fiona, sometimes I wish
you'd listen to yourself.
I have to say this.
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00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:08,400
You flick a switch in a child's brain
by deceiving them and they end up
-a homosexual.
-Oh, Fi...
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00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,600
If he's gay, he's going to be gay.
There's nothing we can do about it.
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00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,360
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