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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour.
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COCKEREL CROWS
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MUFFLED BREATHING
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Oh, my God.
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How am I doing, baby?
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Hm?
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Do you want to go...faster?
I can go faster.
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Or, I can go slower?
I'm good with slower.
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You know, someone once told me,
he said,
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like, do the alphabet
when you're doing this?
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Where, uh, where are you up to?
E. The letter E.
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I could do it like lower case
if you want - I'm doing upper case
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at the moment, but it might
give it a bit more of a curve?
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Do you mind if we just leave it?
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Huh?
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Oh, baby...
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Is this... Is this because of
the mix-up with the ring?
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Because, I mean...
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we can totally discuss the whole
marriage thing if you want to.
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I'm just...
I'm just not in the mood.
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Baby...
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I'm in the mood...
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I'm in the mood.
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Hm? It's so good down there.
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It's just so...
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It's, like, so smooth,
and, like, lean...
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It's like a goddamn burger bun.
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I mean, with Anne it was like more
Gorillas In The Mist, you know?
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I mean, it was just... I don't want
to think about Anne's vagina.
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I don't want to think about
Anne's vagina either, I don't...
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I want to think about your vagina.
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I want to look at your vagina.
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I'm going to look at your vagina.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm looking at your vagina!
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Hi!
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BANJO MUSIC PLAYS
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Lovely day for it.
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-Oh, yes, hi.
-Morning.
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I know you wanted the hog
for Robin's birthday.
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Did you also want
the trotter platter?
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-Oh.
-No, thank you.
Yeah, that... Well.
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I could do you a... a starter
trotter platter today, if you like,
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so you can, uh...
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HE STUTTERS
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-..dip your toe in.
-Hah!
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I could also throw in
-my sausage sampler. ALL:
-Ooh.
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-Yum.
-What's that, Noel?
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Well, it's a selection of...
of self-stuffed sausages...
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Wow... How do they stuff themselves?
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-No, I mean I... I stuff them.
-Right.
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Um, with some secret flavourings,
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which I think everybody
may find rather interesting,
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developed by...my mother,
who, in fact, used to make the...
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sausages, until...
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LOW GRUNT
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..she... she lost the u...use
-of her hands.
-Oh...
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-Alas.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Thank you.
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-So...you'd like the platter?
-Mm,
-sounds yum, I think.
-No, thank you.
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Well, I'll... I'll bring it anyway.
Um, have a good day.
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-Thank you.
-Keep it real, now.
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He's clearly had an amazing journey.
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Oh! Actually,
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I've got a little early birthday
-surprise for Robinio here.
-No.
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Oh, sorry, no, sorry...
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Sorry, I don't want to be
a party pooper,
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but we're not doing that
until the Sunday -
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tomorrow, in fact.
Oh, we're doing it now.
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-It's just a card.
-Come on.
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It's just a card,
let's see what it says.
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And the winner is...
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Oh, my goodness!
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It's a fishing trip,
for this afternoon!
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Aw, thank you.
-Pleasure.
-That's just absolutely...
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Yeah, that's absolutely impossible,
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I'm afraid, because we're going to
-Monkey World.
-Yeah, but we haven't
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bought tickets or anything, have we?
And this is... This is for today.
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Yeah, exactly. You know what,
it'll be fun, Fee. Come on.
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Plus, you know, with the catch,
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I could cook one of
my world-famous gumbos.
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TENT UNZIPS
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Hey.
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Hey, I got a little something
-for you.
-Yeah?
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I've got a big something
for you, huh?
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IN TEXAN ACCENT: Rodeo,
how long can he stay on?
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What the hell is this?
It's a present.
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What have you done?
I got you a present.
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Look at you.
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Wow...
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-You really got them!
-Yeah...
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Do you like them?I...
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bloody love them.
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I thought maybe you could
wear them today.
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Yeah, I c... I could, I...
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I wonder, though, ac...
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They're antiques.
I don't want to damage them.
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They're really old,
I mean, God, they're... Yeah.
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This gusset's, like,
really super stained, too.
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Oh, yeah, OK. Yeah, that's pretty...
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That's pretty brown.
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So you're going then, are you?
Well...
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it's a birthday present,
my darling, my hands are tied.
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Well, thank you very much, Robin.
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-For what?
-Giving me
this bloody migraine.
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If you'd stuck to the schedule
this would not be happening.
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Where are my bloody tablets?
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What are you doing?!
Shh, shh, shh, shh... Robin!
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No, no, it's acupressure.
Fay was showing us.
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Well, perhaps she could show you
how to bugger off!
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What's the matter with you?
It's pressure points...
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You're just bumping away at me
like some humpback whale.
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-HE WHISPERS:
-Sorry...
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Go on, shoo. Get off.
OK, OK.
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♪ Won't you ride the wind
and go, white seabird
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♪ Ride the wind
and go, mollymawk... ♪
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Oooh, very smart... OK, that's cool.
We've got sexy captain.
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Ooh, thank you,
officer and a gentleman.
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You look like a Russian sailor.
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You've got
a really weird-shaped head.
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I've just got lots of hair, Fay.
Oh, right. Sorry, I thought you had,
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like, water on the brain
or something. Elephant man.
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OK, so...
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-I have bought some beers.
-Ooh.
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No, we're fine, thank you, Fay.
Cheers, Fay.
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-And some of these!
-Oh, thank you.
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Isn't she amazing?
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You amaze me.
Jesus. Is that...?
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What is that, for your... That's to
keep your hernia in, is it?
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Nah, hernia's gone, man.
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Popped back in like a mole's head.
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It's all good in the hood.
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Where's my cap, babe?
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Oh, God. We're not going.
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Aren't we?
No, God no. I hate fish.
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-Really?Yeah...disgusting.
-OK.
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Um, we're going to stay here, guys,
-I think.
-Mm-hm.
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-Mummy, are you coming?
-No.
Here you go.
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What's this, Fee?
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It's a print out of all the
drownings over the last five years.
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No, I'm good, thanks.
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How's your migraine, love?
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It's dreadful, thank you.
Oh, Fee, big hugs.
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I know how you struggle
with your miggies.
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Do you know what, masturbation's
amazing for relieving headaches.
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-Ooh. When do I start?
-Hah!
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Don't be disgusting, Robin!
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-Enjoy, guys.
-Right, yes, yes.
-All aboard, skipper.
-Yeah.
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Enjoy the Sound of Music, mate.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
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I hope not to bump into any Nazis.
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What's Nazis?
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Ah, they were just some guys.
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MORRIS DANCERS' BELLS JINGLE
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Are you OK, babe?
Yeah, never better.
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Um, I was wondering, maybe... Maybe
I should get changed somewhere...
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-or something.
-What?
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No, you look amazing.
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We should go somewhere
-and get wasted.
-OK.
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I mean, I could get changed,
and then we get wasted.
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THEY KISS LOUDLY
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HEAVY BREATHING
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MUFFLED: Stop, stop,
I'm going to come...
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You're amazing.
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God.
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I am so glad we're not fishing.
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God...
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gone fishing, stay fishing.
God, I love booze.
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Just boozing and woozing,
in the middle of the day?
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There's nothing like it.
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I just want to take some drugs.
Yeah!
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Yeah, let's do some drugs...
Yeah?
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-Like, later, yeah.
-Like, now.
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-Now?
-Yeah.
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No, it's just I'm...
I'm feeling pretty spazzocked...
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from the old tequilas... Well...
But, er...
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..let's get more spazzocked.
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You want to turn it up a notch?
Mm-hmm.
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Let's take it up a notch.
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Right, time for the beverage.
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Here we go, cheers!
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Cheers, Archie!
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Ahoy there, shipmates!
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-All having fun on this side?
-Yeah...
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You caught any?
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-What?
-You caught any?
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Caught what?
Er, caught any fish yet?
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
I've caught some fish, I just...
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chucked them all back.
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Oh, right, OK. You tossed them
-over the side.
-That's right.
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Jolly good. Well, we're doing
rather well - not a competition!
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Over and out.
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WHISPERS: We're beating them!
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I've got some...
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tea...
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and ginger biscuits.
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-Ginger helps seasickness.
-It's not
the sea that's making me sick.
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It's just, it's a bit tight,
actually, could you?
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Why bring it if you can't open it?
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Fucking hell...
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Actually, I think my... I think
my milk's gone off, actually.
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Oh, that's a surprise. It's not
the only thing that's gone off.
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Fucking curdled. Fucking stinks.
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MUSIC: Like I Love You
by Justin Timberlake
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♪ If it's up to me
your face will change
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♪ If you're smiling
that should set the tone
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♪ Just be limber... ♪
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All right?
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I like that little dress
you've got on.
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It's a skirt, actually.
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Your skin is, like,
CGI or some shit.
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Cheers.
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♪ You're a good girl and that's
what makes me trust you
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♪ Hey!
Late at night, I talk to you
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♪ You will know the difference
when I touch you
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♪ People are so phony
Nosy cos they're lonely
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♪ Aren't you sick of
the same thing?
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♪ They say so and so was dating
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♪ Love you or they're hating
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♪ Man, it doesn't matter anyway
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♪ Because we're here tonight
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♪ If you're smiling
that should set the tone
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♪ Just be limber, baby
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♪ And if you let go, the music
should groove your bones
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♪ Baby, just remember
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♪ Sing this song with me
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♪ Ain't nobody love you
like I love you
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♪ You're a good girl
and that's what makes me trust you
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♪ Hey!
♪ Late at night I talk to you.... ♪
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MUMBLES: I'm sorry to disturb.
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-You good?
-I'm just trying to...
get to the...
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Do you want a drink?
-GIGGLING:
-Yes, please.
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So, what you having?
Let's get some slammers.
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Ah, girl from out of town,
interested in some slammers?
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Rosie-lee, can we get
some slammers, please?
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More tequila, need tequila,
need tequila...
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TOGETHER: Tequila, tequila, tequila!
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Wind your body, yes. Hey...
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What you doing?
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Hi, guys. Hey.
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What are we doing? A bit of sambuca?
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Can I help you?
242
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N...uh, no, no, was just...
243
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Just, uh...
244
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making contact with my lady.
245
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-Your lady.
-Sorry,
this is a friend of mine, Tom.
246
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-I'm Tom, nice to see you.Tom.
-I'm a
bit more than a friend, bit of a...
247
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-MUMBLING:
-I'm Biggs, this is Dazza.
St... Bi...
248
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Spazza? Darren, nice to meet you.
Dazza.
249
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Well, look, it's, um... I mean
it's... It's only the afternoon,
250
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but the sun's over the yardarm
as far as I'm concerned -
251
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let's get them in. OK.
252
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,480
Hm?
253
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
254
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:15,200
So, guys, um, we were wondering...
do you have any...
255
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,600
Any stuff?
256
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,840
We've got a little bit of stuff.
Great, great, great.
257
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,720
And what...what do you have,
stuff-wise?
258
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,960
Blue cheese, whizz...
I've got some tinas... Gosh.
259
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,240
Well, I mean, I think...
260
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I think we just fancy some E,
actually, if that's... Yeah.
261
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,880
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
262
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,240
How much you want? Do you
want a G, even half a G?
263
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-Two Gs?
-Look, the Gs sound great,
but I think we just want the Es.
264
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,320
Um, how many Es do we want, darling?
Do we want a half-dozen? Dozen?
265
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Baker's dozen? Baker's dozen!
266
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Make it a baker's.
Do you want some brown?
267
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-Er, no.
-She wants some brown.
268
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No, thank you, no brown needed here.
269
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There's no need for brown,
no need for brown.
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Are you racist?
271
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-Hm?
-Are you racist?
272
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,600
No, sorry, I thought he meant...
273
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-heroin.
-No.
274
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,800
Has he got a problem with
a black man's face?
275
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:18,000
No, no, no, no, I love the...
-the black man's face.
-Yeah?
276
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,520
Yeah, absolutely, and...
Do you know, to be honest...
277
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I'm actually quite relieved
to see...
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..one. You.
279
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,680
Because... I was saying, wasn't I,
it's actually, predominantly
280
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quite a white area, isn't it,
all a bit Jane Austen.
281
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,520
And... I know she lived around
here, actually.
282
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,920
Certainly for a portion of her life.
Sounds like a bitch.
283
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,800
Well, she's... She's dead now.
She wrote Persuasion.
284
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,080
So, you want some Es?
-Yeah.
-OK.
285
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,680
Northanger Abbey
is a terrific primer
286
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,840
if you really want to get
involved...
287
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,440
-Not you, Heidi.
-Right.
288
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,120
DOOR CLOSES
289
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,720
THUNDER CLAPS
290
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,800
KNOCK ON DOOR
291
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,800
Oh, Fiona, what...
292
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,080
a lovely surprise.
293
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,280
I wa... I...was just working
on your...
294
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,560
trotter platter.
295
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,400
Um... actually, I have, um...
296
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,720
a terrible migraine.
297
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,040
I wondered if you had
any painkillers?
298
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,880
Only Mother's, which are...
299
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,360
somewhat nuclear.
300
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,920
Would you like some, uh...quiche?
301
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,880
I... I was just...
302
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,880
having a nibble,
while Mummy snoozes...
303
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,120
Um...don't worry, then. OK, thanks.
304
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,800
It's quite eggy.
305
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,920
MUSIC ON JUKEBOX: Uptown Funk
ft. Bruno Mars by Mark Ronson
306
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,160
PHONE BEEPS
307
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,720
PHONE BEEPS
308
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,560
MAN'S VOICE:
You're feeling amazing...
309
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,520
fresh...
310
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,000
beautiful...
311
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,920
ready to tackle the day.
312
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,880
Wow...
313
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:13,400
You are a powerful, happy person.
314
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,720
You've never been happier.
315
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,640
Wow.
316
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,720
Feels good.
317
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,320
LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
318
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,320
SKATERS JEER
319
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,560
-Come on!
-What's this?
320
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,840
Come on, mate!
321
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,000
OK, no, thank you.
322
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,080
I've got IBS!
323
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,800
Oi, why'd you let her put him
in this?
324
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,480
-He looks like a dick.
-Oh.
325
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,800
Come on, let's take it off. Oh!
-How's, that?I can breathe.
-Right?
326
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,520
Come on, why don't we
just chuck this...
327
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,920
Oh, no, no, no!..over the side?
Mummy will be very cross.
328
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,600
He said it was nice breathing
-earlier.
-Mummy will be very cross.
329
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,920
-Fun's fun.
-Right, well,
we couldn't possibly do that.
330
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,160
No, it's medicinal.
It's not a fashion statement.
331
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,520
You want your son to look like
a prick, do you..?No!
He doesn't look like a...
332
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,760
Don't be such a pussy, hoy it in!
I'm not being a pussy.
333
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,920
We're meant to be having fun!
Have some fun with it.
334
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,960
I'm prepared to dangle it over the
-side.Let's dangle it.
-Shall we have
335
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,400
a bit of fun with Mummy's thing?
Don't be a pussy, hoy it in!
336
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,600
Shall we dangle the helmet?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
337
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,680
Argh! Shit!
338
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,080
-Better.
-God!
339
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,120
Oh, Adam, please!
340
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,720
Archie needs that, Fee will be
-furious!
-Go and get it, then.
341
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,920
Oh, for God's sake.
342
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,480
Aaargh!
343
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,920
Dad, she can't swim!
344
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,000
For Christ's sake,
just grab her a rope.
345
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,200
You're in charge.
346
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,440
It's OK, I'm coming! Here I come!
347
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,280
Get the helmet!
348
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,040
Adam! Adam, please!
349
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,040
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE
350
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,320
Oh, baby.
351
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,000
Oh, babe...
352
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,800
Oh, my God.
353
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,440
The lederhose are just ruined.
354
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,240
-Yeah.
-Wh... What are you...
355
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,840
What are you doing?
356
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,160
Oh, you know...
357
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,280
I just...
358
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,520
I just fell in.
359
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,920
Um...
360
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,600
I was in the skateboard park,
took a half-pipe and...
361
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,040
I just misjudged it.
362
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,160
I'm good, I'm good. I'm good.
363
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,240
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
364
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,160
Cool.
365
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,920
God, where were...? I was just
waiting for you for absolutely ages.
366
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,880
Yeah, yeah. You know, life.
-FROM DISTANCE:
-Oi, paedo. Dickhead!
367
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,640
Tote... Oi, you prick!
368
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,600
Phone... Let's go.
369
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,560
-Do you know those guys, babe?
-Yeah.
370
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,320
-Well, who are they?
-Dunno.
371
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,280
Oh, we should give them a lift.
372
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,720
We haven't got room.
373
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,360
I think that's Tom and...
374
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,480
It's Fay, yeah, pull over.
375
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,840
Go on, pull o... pull over!
It's not safe!
376
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,080
You've got to pull over for them!
Adam!
377
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,840
TYRES SKID
378
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,440
Fancy meeting you here.
379
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,000
Hello, stranger, what are you doing
with this roadkill?
380
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,800
Go on, jump in.
381
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,040
Come on, chop chop, I'll drive.
382
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,320
Come on.
383
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,880
Adam, you've been banned.
384
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,760
MUSIC ON STEREO:
A Sky Full of Stars by Coldplay
385
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,560
♪ Because you light up the path
386
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,520
♪ I don't care... ♪
Are you OK, Kerry?
387
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,680
It's just, um, I get a bit car sick
if I'm in the back.
388
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,360
No, I'm fine.
389
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,760
So what happened to you lot then?
390
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,360
Oh, you know, just a...bit of
horseplay, mate, really.
391
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,560
-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
392
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,320
Yeah, we had something like that.
393
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,120
Kerry threw herself in the sea,
394
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,640
forgot she couldn't swim.
395
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,600
Kerry...
Davey saved my life!
396
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,760
Oh, wow, Davey, you're my new hero!
Yeah, Davey...
397
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,120
LOUD RETCHING
398
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,160
-Oh, babe, that stinks.
-I know.
399
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,960
-It's disgusting.
-I know.
400
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,440
-Have you been eating dog shit?
-No!
401
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,560
Oh...come on.
402
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,840
HE GRUNTS
403
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,320
SHE MOANS
404
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,240
LOUD MOANING
405
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,880
Oh...
406
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,280
Mmm.
407
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,360
HE BREATHES HEAVILY
408
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,800
Oh!
409
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,840
Oh...
Nnn...nn-nnn.
410
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,760
SHE SIGHS
411
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,000
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