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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:57,183 - Hi. - Hey. 2 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:01,353 How's it going with those crosswords? 3 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,605 Pretty good. 4 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:04,648 I mean, I got a couple blind spots. 5 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:08,652 History and sports and science. Geography. 6 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,988 I never know any rivers. 7 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,157 But I got all the teeth-related ones. 8 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:14,700 Look at that, 32 across. 9 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,161 - "Molar." - Oh, yeah. 10 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:18,913 Oh, the L can't go there. 11 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,414 - Yeah. - Hmm. 12 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:26,378 Oh, man, this is setting off a chain reaction. 13 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,465 Lost the whole southwest corner. Damn it. 14 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:32,176 All right, I'm just gonna move to the next one. 15 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,386 All right. 16 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,265 More rivers? Come on. 17 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,976 Hey, honey, what do you say we take a break? 18 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:43,354 - Want to go on a walk? - Sure. 19 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,034 - Oh. - Come on, come on, come on! 20 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,870 - That is perfection. - Whoo! Yes! 21 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,182 Ohhh! 22 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,017 - Bam! - That was really... 23 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:01,640 - Very nice. - Really? 24 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,018 Aren't they all kind of the same at this point? 25 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:06,812 No way. Are you crazy? 26 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:09,899 That one you just did is, like, so fun. 27 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:12,651 That one on the end's got more of a serious vibe. 28 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,571 And that big one, that's the... 29 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,364 that's the bad boy of the group. 30 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,199 Yeah, I can see that. 31 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,785 He's kind of like a James Dean you could put a salad in. 32 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,287 Yeah. 33 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,538 You want to go for a walk? 34 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,166 - Yes, but real quick... - Okay. 35 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:32,087 Do you happen to know of a river that runs through Paris? 36 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,380 The Seine. 37 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:37,051 Are you sure? 38 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:41,221 Because then that makes this "suffalo wings." 39 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,140 Do you remember the time we were here 40 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:46,894 and we saw all those butterflies? 41 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:50,648 Oh, yeah, that was really cool. 42 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:53,692 Where do you think they were all going? 43 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,569 Probably the Grand Canyon. 44 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,490 That's where I would go if I could fly. 45 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,742 Hmm. How long ago was that? 46 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,285 Oh, I don't know. 47 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,120 A year? 48 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,705 More? 49 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,540 It's all starting to blur together. 50 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,167 Yeah, it is. 51 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,753 Guys! Shut up real quick. 52 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,588 - What? What's going on? - I said "shut up." 53 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,298 There's someone new in the neighborhood, 54 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,467 and she's moving into the house next door to you. 55 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,428 - Are you kidding? Really? - That's big news. 56 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,554 It's a lady. 57 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,847 She's old like you two, 58 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,265 but she seemed way cooler. 59 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,934 Wow, she sounds awesome. 60 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,436 Wait, how can you tell she's cooler than us? 61 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,439 I don't know. It was the way she closed the door. 62 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,857 We have to go say hi. 63 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,442 We have to welcome her to the neighborhood. 64 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,860 Yes, of course. 65 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,445 She probably has a ton of questions. 66 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,531 Come on. Should we get going? 67 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,157 - Mark, want to come? - No. 68 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,326 I don't really want her to associate you guys with me. 69 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,786 I'll meet her later. 70 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:18,527 I think she's home. 71 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,157 Oh. 72 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,452 Hi. - Hi. 73 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:29,038 Um, we just wanted to introduce ourselves. 74 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:32,041 I am June, and this is my husband, Oscar. 75 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,751 We're your new neighbors. 76 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:34,585 Yeah. 77 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,545 Okay. I'm Kase. 78 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,047 Oh, that's an interesting name. 79 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:41,175 Is that short for anything? 80 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,469 Kase...tina? 81 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:45,262 I don't... That's not a name. 82 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,930 No, it's not short for anything. 83 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,642 Well, look, we know it can be 84 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,728 kind of, um, a tough adjustment 85 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:53,979 - when you get here. - Mm-hmm. 86 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,522 You probably have some questions. 87 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,483 First piece of info is, you're dead. 88 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,568 Yeah, I got that. 89 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,652 Okay. 90 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,238 Great. Well... 91 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,491 - this is your house. - Mm-hmm. 92 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:07,951 Um... 93 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,537 we have a shuffleboard court. 94 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,955 And... 95 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,044 Jeez, honey, I'm really blanking. 96 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,545 What did you do when you were alive? 97 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,214 I worked for the government. 98 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,924 - Whoa. - Really? 99 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,634 Wow, doing what? 100 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,010 I'd rather not say. 101 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,387 Oh, well, you can say. 102 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,473 I mean, we're all dead now, so nothing's, like, 103 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,766 classified or anything. 104 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,524 What month were you born in? 105 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,776 - October. - Okay. 106 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:43,237 - Mm. - May. 107 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,780 Also May. 108 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,699 Listen, I've...I've... 109 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,243 I've got to get going. 110 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,787 - It was nice to meet you. - Okay. You too. 111 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,207 It was great to meet Kase. She's very interesting. 112 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,917 - I thought so too. - Yeah. 113 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,169 Okay, what do you think she did in the government? 114 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,338 Ooh, I don't know. 115 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:04,633 Maybe CIA or FBI. 116 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:05,926 Or Treasury. 117 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,512 Maybe she was an ambassador somewhere. 118 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:11,265 I mean, honestly, who knows what happened after we died? 119 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,891 She could have been the president. 120 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,643 Oh, I don't know. 121 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,145 She seemed like too much of a rebel to be president. 122 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,147 Yeah, that stuff doesn't play well 123 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:19,690 - in the heartland. - Mm-mm. 124 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,316 I think, earlier today, things went well. 125 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,818 I think she really liked us. 126 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,486 I think we could be really good friends. 127 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,446 Things went great. Um... 128 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,741 she was maybe a little abrupt. 129 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,870 You know, I am glad that you said that, because I agree, 130 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,372 but I feel like maybe she was just tired. 131 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,666 Well, of course she was tired. 132 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,127 It's a huge transition. It's a lot to take in. 133 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,421 Oh, my God, I just realized something. 134 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,006 We should have brought a gift. 135 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:47,509 - What were we thinking? - We obviously weren't. 136 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,469 Oprah says you should always bring a gift, 137 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,804 no matter the occasion. 138 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,139 Next time we go over, 139 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,348 we need to bring something. 140 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,975 Oh, absolutely. 141 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,396 When do you think that would be? 142 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,232 We have to give her some time. You know, maybe a couple days. 143 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,526 - Yeah, or maybe tomorrow. - Tomorrow's good. 144 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,069 Yeah, get up in the morning, get right over there. 145 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,529 - Great plan. - Yeah. 146 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,656 - I love you. - I love you too. 147 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,327 - Good morning. - Hi. 148 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,453 Can I help you? 149 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:17,539 Um, yeah, we just realized 150 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,958 we were so rude yesterday. 151 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,419 We didn't even bring you a housewarming gift, 152 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,588 so here you are. 153 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:28,091 Oscar's extra-special mac and cheese. 154 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,052 I make it with four kinds of cheese. 155 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,887 It's 8:00 in the morning. 156 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,180 Well, 157 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,514 no bad time for mac and cheese 158 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,058 is what I always say. 159 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:40,062 And, um, I made the bowl. I do pottery sometimes. 160 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,647 Hey, you're lucky to be getting this one. 161 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,773 It's one of our favorites. 162 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,275 We call it the James Dean bowl. 163 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,693 What? 164 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,862 'Cause it's the bad boy. 165 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,449 I don't know what you're talking about. 166 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,659 He's joking. 167 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,203 Yeah, I'm kind of a kook. 168 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,288 It is really good mac and cheese, though. 169 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,706 Okay. Thank you. 170 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,669 What was that? 171 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,295 Nothing. 172 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,755 Is everything okay in there? 173 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,632 Yeah, everything's fine. Listen, I gotta go. 174 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,926 Okay, cool. Well, see you around, girl. 175 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:13,262 And if you want to reheat that, you can set the oven... 176 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,429 She's gone. 177 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,682 That time, she was the one 178 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,267 who was a little off, not us. 179 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,726 Oh, absolutely. 180 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,186 We were very nice. 181 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,813 We were great. So nice. 182 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,481 Very neighborly. 183 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,316 I mean, I don't know what else we could've done. 184 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,943 - We brought a gift. - Yeah. 185 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,444 My mac and cheese. 186 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,196 Some people are just rude. 187 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,282 Or... 188 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,492 maybe she's just naturally shy. 189 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,953 - Uh-huh. - Some people are like that. 190 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,746 Introverts. 191 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,582 I bet that was good for her job at Treasury. 192 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,002 Yeah. Probably a numbers person. 193 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,628 Yeah, forensic... 194 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,755 - accounting, et cetera. - Yeah, uh-huh. 195 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,841 I mean, it's the accountants who took down Al Capone. 196 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,343 Wait, she's doing something. 197 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,557 She's holding the mac and cheese. 198 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,434 Oh, I guess she's gonna go out on the porch 199 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,936 and just enjoy it, you know, like, al fresco. 200 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,730 She dumped it out! 201 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:07,441 What? Oh, my God! 202 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,234 Why is she throwing out the bowl? 203 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,944 Fuck that. 204 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,279 That was one of my best ones. 205 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,156 It was James motherfucking Dean. 206 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,782 Come on, what's going on with her? 207 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,950 - Oh, and what is that noise? - I don't know. 208 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,327 All right, you know what? 209 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,203 - Forget it. We tried. - We tried. 210 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,872 This is on her. 211 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:24,458 This is not on us. 212 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,335 You know, you don't do that to people. 213 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,878 You don't do that to people. 214 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,464 I mean, look, is she cool and mysterious? 215 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,592 Yes, but it's no excuse. 216 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,552 Definitely. 217 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:38,013 You know what else? I'm sick of talking about her. 218 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,181 Ugh. 219 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,349 - You know? - Yeah. 220 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,475 Let's not waste our time. 221 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,226 Yeah, she doesn't deserve it. 222 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,439 I mean, who doesn't like mac and cheese? 223 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,274 It's a universal comfort food. 224 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,568 Everybody loves it. 225 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,404 My nephew Terence, he won't eat anything, 226 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,656 and he loves mac and cheese. He can't get enough of it. 227 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,283 Terence has a lot of problems, but hating 228 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,785 mac and cheese is not one of them. 229 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,578 I'm still caught up on the bowl issue. 230 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,206 Um, yeah, because it's crazy! 231 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,458 I mean, look, you don't like somebody's food, I get that. 232 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,293 But my bowl is really functional. 233 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,795 You could put anything in there. 234 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,713 Yeah, anything... chips, 235 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,757 pretzels, candy, fruit. 236 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,258 Anything. 237 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,516 Keys! 238 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,976 Grapes! 239 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,192 - What the fuck is that? - No idea. 240 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,653 What is she doing over there? 241 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:37,531 All my guesses are stupid. I don't want to share them. 242 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,909 Building a custom jukebox. 243 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:52,462 Oh, wait, it's a pattern. 244 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,298 Short. Short. Long. 245 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,883 Short. 246 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,468 Long. Never mind, it's nothing. 247 00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,970 It's totally random. 248 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,350 I think I'm close on this one. 249 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,770 I think the theme is misspelled states. 250 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,569 Gosh, still nothing. 251 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,989 It's been over a week since we last saw her. 252 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,532 I feel like that's not normal. 253 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,077 You know, maybe she's in there and she needs our help. 254 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,913 She could have fallen in the shower or something. 255 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,499 Remember when my grandmother got stuck in that bidet? 256 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,501 I don't think that happened to Kase. 257 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,130 Should we just go over there and check on her? 258 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,299 - No. - I'm just talking about 259 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,967 going over there and ringing the doorbell. 260 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,052 Come on, you can finish that thing tomorrow. 261 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,306 If I go, can we finally be done with this? 262 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,391 Yes. I promise. 263 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,268 Come on. It'll take five minutes. 264 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,944 Go ahead. Knock. 265 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,199 I don't see anything. 266 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,494 Hmm. 267 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,580 Should I do it again? She might not have heard it. 268 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,504 - I don't see anything. - Okay, well, we tried. 269 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,989 Hello? 270 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,938 Hello? 271 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,985 I am entering the premises. 272 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,197 It's your neighbor June. 273 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,451 Don't be alarmed. 274 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,997 This is a mission of peace. 275 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,267 Shit. 276 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,787 Wh...what are you doing in here? 277 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,456 What are you doing here? 278 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,124 I go in everyone's houses when they're not home. 279 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,876 What? You do? 280 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,670 - Do you ever go in our house? - Yeah, all the time. 281 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,132 Well, what do you do in there? 282 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,302 Don't worry about it. 283 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,018 I got to say, 284 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,562 when I met you, I thought you kind of sucked. 285 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,522 You're boring. I don't like your voice. 286 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,441 But it's pretty cool that you're breaking 287 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,609 into people's houses. 288 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,069 I'm not breaking in. 289 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,779 I just wanted to make sure Kase was okay. 290 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,489 All right. 291 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,824 - Hey, you smoke pot? - What? 292 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,661 Do you smoke pot? It's not that hard a question. 293 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,455 Um, I guess. I used to. 294 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,332 Yeah, my friend Sharon had a card. 295 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,293 - A card? - Yeah, it's legal now. 296 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,795 Are you fucking kidding me? 297 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,713 No. It's pretty great. 298 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,423 Fuck! 299 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,592 I tried pot once, and I never got to do it again. 300 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,511 We actually call it weed now. 301 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,013 Damn, that's way cooler. 302 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,807 Hey, do you have any weed now? 303 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,309 No, sorry. I wish. 304 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,977 Bummer. 305 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,314 Listen, can you split? I got stuff to do in here. 306 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,482 Sure. 307 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,236 Oh, and, um, it's not a big deal, 308 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,947 but can you not tell Oscar about the weed thing? 309 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,657 I sort of kept that to myself. 310 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,242 No problem. 311 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,244 Secrets. What else are you hiding? 312 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,495 Nothing. 313 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,913 Okay. 314 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,380 Hey, Kase is back. 315 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,048 What? 316 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,842 Actually, I think she's coming here. 317 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,510 - She is? Why? - I don't know. 318 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,097 - Don't answer that. - What? 319 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,141 Hi. 320 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,853 Hey. 321 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,021 Did you break into my house? 322 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,690 No. 323 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,275 Definitely not. 324 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,485 That's crazy. We'd never do anything like that. 325 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:12,073 Really? Because Mark told me that June broke in. 326 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,658 Oh, that little shit. 327 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,035 Wait, did you actually break into her house? 328 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,955 I didn't break in. Her door was unlocked. 329 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,208 And I was just checking to make sure she was okay. 330 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,877 I was being a good neighbor. 331 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,545 Did you go through my stuff? 332 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,423 No, absolutely not. 333 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,841 Just so you know, 334 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,260 it is very obvious when you're lying. 335 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,179 Well, I didn't make you leave your door unlocked. 336 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,722 Mistakes were made on both sides. 337 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,308 Hey. We're very sorry. 338 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,518 There's no justification for what she did, 339 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,061 and we apologize. 340 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,564 Don't do it again. 341 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,065 We won't. 342 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,903 Fuckin' weirdos. 343 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,121 What were you thinking? 344 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,790 I don't know. 345 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:08,004 It just happened. Her door was open, and... 346 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,756 ...and it was something to do. 347 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,633 "Something to do"? What does that mean? 348 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:16,262 It means that we do the same five things every day, 349 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:20,683 and at least this was a new thing. 350 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:24,854 Yeah, but breaking and entering can't be the new thing. 351 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,274 And I like the five things we do every day. 352 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,151 I like the things too. 353 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:33,029 Great, well, let's not bother with Kase anymore. 354 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,824 - For real this time. - Yes, I agree. 355 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,451 Okay, I'm gonna get dinner started. 356 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,828 We're having ceviche. 357 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,882 Hey. 358 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,676 Come here for a second. 359 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,469 What? 360 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,346 I need your help. 361 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,148 Grab this side. 362 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,733 - What? - Just... 363 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,112 What are we doing? 364 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,573 Just pick it up. 365 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,366 - Ready? - Oh. 366 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,201 Lift. 367 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,579 We're going out the back door. 368 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,081 - That way? - Yeah. 369 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,333 Oh. Ow, ow, ow. 370 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,835 Okay, two steps. 371 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,211 - I feel like I don't have... - Step. 372 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,588 ...a grip on it. 373 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,673 Just... 374 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,592 Okay, turn it. Just... 375 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,514 Yeah. 376 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,099 That's good. 377 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,310 Okay, set it down. 378 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,395 Okay. 379 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,315 What are you doing? 380 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,402 - I'm gonna light it on fire. - What? 381 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,529 - Why? - 'Cause I hate it. 382 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,407 First I tried dragging it out to the curb. 383 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,034 Didn't work. 384 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:05,079 Then cut it up with a power saw. 385 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,956 That didn't work either. 386 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,667 What do you mean, "that didn't work"? 387 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,363 See? There it is. 388 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,615 Whoa. 389 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,244 How does that... 390 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,537 Wh... 391 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,750 Does it always come back? 392 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,420 Yep. 393 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,637 Thanks. 394 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:03,805 Sure. 395 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,351 So... 396 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,523 Are you ready to tell me the real reason you broke in here? 397 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,567 I-I swear I really was just checking on you. 398 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,277 I'm so sorry. 399 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,029 I would love to make it up to you. 400 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,447 We could have you over for dinner one night... 401 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,699 - Oh. - ...maybe or... 402 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,077 - What? - Just... 403 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,870 What? What's so funny? 404 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,956 You. You are funny. 405 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,250 What's funny about me? 406 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,377 You're dead. 407 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,837 I'm dead. 408 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:40,591 None of...none of this matters, and you're worried about 409 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:44,762 people being rude to each other, about apologies. 410 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:48,349 I saw a guy mowing his lawn the other day. 411 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,600 Why? Who gives a shit? 412 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,936 Is this guy gonna mow his lawn 413 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:55,189 every week, week in, week out, 414 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,483 forever? Is that the plan? 415 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,277 I don't know. 416 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,029 What else is there to do? 417 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,864 Who knows? We should be... 418 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,699 we should be trying something different. 419 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,076 We should be pushing the limits. 420 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,454 Exploring. Having orgies. 421 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,749 Well, I don't know if that's the answer. 422 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,793 My asshole ex-boyfriend back in college 423 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,378 talked me into a three-way one night. 424 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,629 Mm-hmm? 425 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,548 It's really not that great. 426 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,051 You end up waiting around a lot more than you think. 427 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,179 Obviously because he liked the other girl more than you. 428 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,181 Shit. 429 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,391 Do you really want to relive the same life 430 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,227 you had before you got here? Is that why we're here? 431 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,815 Were you happy before? 432 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,776 Yeah. I-I was happy. 433 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,110 Mm. 434 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,905 Most of the time. I mean... 435 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,948 I had Oscar. I had my friends. 436 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,827 It never rained where we lived. I don't... 437 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,996 Sounds like your life was like mine... 438 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,998 boring and shitty. 439 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,792 I lived in this boring, shitty town, 440 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:59,170 had this boring, shitty job 441 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,548 where I filed Medicaid papers for the government. 442 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:08,179 When I looked down the road and saw that Sparkletts truck 443 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:11,015 coming at me, part of me was relieved. 444 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:15,144 And now that I'm here, 445 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,814 whatever this is, I'm not gonna sleepwalk through it again. 446 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,774 I'm gonna do whatever I want. 447 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,944 Doesn't that make more sense than what you're doing? 448 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,282 I mean... 449 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,910 sure, I... 450 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,745 like to just go crazy. 451 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:37,583 Get drunk and smash shit with a baseball bat, but... 452 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,544 So why don't you? Why? 453 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,340 Why? Because that's just... 454 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,301 ...not what people do. 455 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,095 Here's what I think. 456 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:53,683 I think that a happy, satisfied person, 457 00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:56,310 which you claim to be, 458 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:59,814 doesn't go around breaking into people's homes 459 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,774 just to feel something. 460 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,318 I really was just checking on you. 461 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,862 Yeah. 462 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,198 You're a liar. 463 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,161 I got to get going. 464 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,537 Thanks... 465 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,122 for the beer. 31713

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