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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:00,509 Hey, check this out. 2 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,261 I was buying a new fishing rod today, 3 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,430 and they were just handing these out. 4 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:07,141 A 2019 "Most Beautiful Bass" calendar? 5 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,935 Holy shit, you got that for free? 6 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,479 Totally free. Can you believe it? 7 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:16,316 I mean, look at these gorgeous guys. 8 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,693 Let me see. 9 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,194 - Look at that. - Wow. 10 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,946 What a bunch of hunks. 11 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,906 Mm. Now, who's your favorite? Be honest, all right? 12 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,199 February is pretty good-looking. 13 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:26,744 February does have the prettiest eyes. 14 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,412 Oh, I don't know. Look at April. 15 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,955 April's got the best body. 16 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,124 Mm, but October, 17 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,001 now, he looks like a real sweetheart. 18 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,378 - Yeah, come to Mama. - Right? 19 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,963 Looks like he'd take you out to a nice dinner. 20 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,631 If things are going well, you could rip out 21 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,050 his skeleton and eat him. 22 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,593 - That sounds so romantic. - Mm-hmm. 23 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,136 You know, I did that to a guy in college once. 24 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,640 I can't believe the lake house trip 25 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,059 is only a couple weeks away. 26 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:53,062 - Yeah. - It's a big one this year. 27 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,980 Thirteen's a big one? 28 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,690 I thought it was 14. 29 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,567 Is 14 a big one? 30 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,319 Well, they're all kind of big ones in a way. 31 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,153 Aw. 32 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,240 Hey. 33 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,825 I have this totally crazy idea 34 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,994 that I've been meaning to talk to you about. 35 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,537 Okay. 36 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,581 What if... 37 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,667 we went somewhere else this year? 38 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:20,547 Hmm. I mean, it's kind of a tradition for us. 39 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,383 But maybe. Where did you have in mind? 40 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,512 What about a ski trip? 41 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:29,306 - It's active. It's outdoors. - Mm. 42 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,142 I was just reading this great interview with Edie Falco. 43 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,560 She's very into skiing. 44 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,437 She and her family go all the time. 45 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,814 Really? 46 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,649 I mean, she's one of my favorites. 47 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:39,942 I know. She's amazing. 48 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,193 - Talented and... - Yeah. 49 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,319 - ...down to earth. - Yeah. 50 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,362 I think she might have adopted 51 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,572 some kids at one point, and... 52 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,825 even if she didn't, it seems like she would. 53 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,618 Hundred percent agree. I love her. 54 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,161 So let's go skiing. 55 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,122 My company has some nice properties up in Big Bear. 56 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:54,289 We could go for cheap. 57 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,917 I don't know. 58 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,293 I already told my staff that we're going up 59 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,129 - to the lake house. - Mm-hmm. 60 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:02,089 So what do I tell them tomorrow if they ask me about it? 61 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,800 That we decided to go somewhere new this year? 62 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,385 Hmm. 63 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:07,761 Uh, "Hey, guys, uh, 64 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,388 we're going skiing this weekend." 65 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,347 Yeah, that could work. 66 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,723 See? 67 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:12,766 All right. 68 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,268 Let's go skiing. 69 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,269 Let's do it. 70 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,021 Well... 71 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,439 sorry, October, I guess we'll have 72 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,983 to murder you and your family next year. 73 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,526 Aw, look, you made him sad. 74 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,735 - That's a frown. - Aw. 75 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,529 - His mouth is... - Sad face. 76 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,287 I'm gonna throw this in the garbage. 77 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:34,913 - You don't want it, do you? - God, no. 78 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,085 There you go, ma'am. 79 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,045 So you're picking up a new hobby? 80 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,755 Yeah, I think it could be fun. 81 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,841 Mm. At your age? 82 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,009 We're the same age. 83 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,261 Uh, yeah, knee-deep in our 40s. 84 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,305 You're supposed to be quitting shit, not adding on. 85 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:54,224 Well, I think Oscar and I need to mix things up. 86 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,435 It would be good for us. 87 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,897 Ugh, you married people always talk about "mixing things up." 88 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:02,399 That sounds real bleak. 89 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,817 No, it's not that things are going badly. 90 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,194 Everything's fine. 91 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:06,236 It's just, you know, you have 92 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,030 to keep working on things 93 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,072 all the time. 94 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,699 It's sort of like 95 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,534 tending to a garden. 96 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,286 Like I said, "bleak." 97 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,370 - Okay. - All right. 98 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,747 - You know what? - You know, 99 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,373 - I love being single. - Mm. 100 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,708 You know what I do? 101 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,044 Whatever I want all the time. 102 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,378 - Yeah, no shit. - Yeah. 103 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,380 Last night, I wanted me a baked potato. 104 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,716 So I went on down to Ruth's Chris. Mm! 105 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,968 And now I'm trading filthy pictures 106 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,095 with the bartender. 107 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,223 Wow, another bartender? 108 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:37,100 Also, do you think that just because I'm married, 109 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:40,145 I can't get a baked potato whenever I want? 110 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,522 Because I can. 111 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,151 I'm eating baked potatoes all the fucking time. 112 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,488 Aw, all right, all right. You got a good thing going. 113 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,366 What you think about this, though? 114 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,784 Jesus. 115 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,246 What is that? 116 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:01,083 It's either very close up or very far away. 117 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,335 Pull it...pull it back a little bit. 118 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,461 - Okay? - Oh! Oh, God. 119 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,545 - Yeah. - Oh, wow. 120 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,183 Going to the lake house this weekend? 121 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,354 We're actually going skiing instead. 122 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,022 Oh. 123 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,691 That's different. 124 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,775 Yeah. 125 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,949 How much farther? 126 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,325 About half an hour. 127 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,576 Oh, okay. 128 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,751 So say we weren't in the car. 129 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,754 What do you think's the best activity 130 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:51,591 of all time when you have exactly half an hour? 131 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,427 Okay. 132 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,594 Half an hour. 133 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,346 - How about... - Mm-hmm? 134 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,473 How about a bath? 135 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,268 Great in theory, terrible in practice. 136 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,895 See, 'cause you gotta fill the tub, 137 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,982 you gotta adjust the temperature, 138 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,817 and then by the time you get in the bath, 139 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,902 you got about ten minutes left of your half hour. 140 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,362 A very good point. 141 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,073 Mm, I'm sorry about that. 142 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,742 Oh. I got it. 143 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:18,076 Massage. 144 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,537 - Eh, it's risky. - How come? 145 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,788 - Because of the masseuse. - Uh-huh. 146 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,415 - Might get a talker. - Ah. 147 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,959 - "Hey, you live around here?" - Oh, no. 148 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,045 "Hey, want to listen to some music?" 149 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,463 - Ugh. - "Oh, I love music." 150 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,964 Ew! 151 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,091 - "You a music fan?" - Ugh, go fuck yourself. 152 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,843 Yeah. 153 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,720 What about watching an episode of Jeopardy? 154 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,221 Uh-huh, nice. I like it. 155 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,973 - It's exciting. - Right. 156 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,850 - You learn things. - Sure. 157 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,226 Then during the commercial breaks, 158 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,770 you just get to look at your phone. 159 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,313 Mm-hmm. Ooh! 160 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,149 You could look at your phone for half an hour. 161 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,151 - A very strong contender. - Very strong. 162 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,444 That's in there. 163 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,612 What about sex? 164 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,030 - Ooh. - Duh. 165 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,240 - A great idea. - Simple. 166 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,825 It's right there. You don't need anything. 167 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,202 Easy. Free. 168 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,578 Yeah. 169 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,581 I got to say, half an hour's a little long. 170 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,957 It's a little long. Yeah. 171 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,043 I feel like 20 minutes, tops. 172 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,544 Then you're just like, 173 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,755 "What are we doing here?" 174 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,300 I got it. 175 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,927 - Okay? - I'm listening. 176 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,137 You get into a warm bed, 177 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,264 eat a large McDonald's fries, 178 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,183 and sleep for 25 minutes. 179 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,684 Wow! 180 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,520 - Mm? - You got it. 181 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,604 I got it. 182 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,356 Fries and going to bed? 183 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,025 - Yes, immediately. - That's the winner. 184 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,068 Mm-hmm, it's pretty good. 185 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:33,985 I'm gonna do it right now. 186 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,322 Oh, no...oh! 187 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,950 Sir, you have to dr... you have to drive. 188 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,310 - Wow. - Oh. 189 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,856 How gorgeous is this? 190 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,775 - This is so beautiful. - I know. 191 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,735 - Such a good idea, honey. - Aw. 192 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,945 Thank you. 193 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:23,034 Jesus motherfucking Christ, that's cold! 194 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,788 Good Lord. Jesus. 195 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,582 Is it gonna be that cold everywhere? 196 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,375 Is it that bad? You're scaring me. 197 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,210 It's pretty bad. 198 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,671 All right. We can do this. 199 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,923 On my count of three, let's go out there. 200 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,341 - Together. You ready? - All right, all right. 201 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,968 - Okay. - Okay. 202 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,178 One... 203 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,345 Two... 204 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,305 three. 205 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,474 No! 206 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,100 - God! Fuck! - God! 207 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,394 - Good mother...good Lord! - Ah! 208 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,896 How are children out in this weather? 209 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,230 Their parents should be put in jail. 210 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,356 I don't know. 211 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,358 Oh, my fucking face. 212 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,568 Let's just go up to the slopes. 213 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:57,903 It'll be warmer if we keep moving. 214 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,070 Fucking air. 215 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,864 Oh, fuck you! 216 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,033 - God! - Fuck! 217 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,122 - Look at these things. - Yeah. 218 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,582 They look so high-tech. 219 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,084 Excuse me. Hi. 220 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,419 Um, are these the same kind 221 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,837 that professionals wear? 222 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,589 No. 223 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,508 He doesn't know what he's talking about, honey. 224 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,551 They look great. 225 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,928 - Uh-oh. - What? 226 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,555 What? 227 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,224 I think my contact lens fell out. 228 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,142 Oh, no. 229 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,311 - Really? - Yeah. It's not in there. 230 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,146 I'm not used to these things, you know. 231 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,856 - Can't have gone far. - Shoot. 232 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,233 Right around here. I'll find it. 233 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,109 No, no, no, let me. I'll look for it. 234 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,404 Blech. 235 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,532 It's so wet down here. 236 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,616 It's disgusting. 237 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,202 Oh, wait. Is this it? 238 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,537 Ah. 239 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,789 Ugh, is that a fingernail? 240 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:51,998 Ew! 241 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,458 Well, it's a boot rental place, 242 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,377 so it's probably a toenail. 243 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:56,795 Ugh! 244 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,213 - Wait, hold on. - What? 245 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,090 I think I actually feel it in there. 246 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,634 Yeah, it's stuck up under the lid. 247 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,427 I can get it. 248 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,599 It's coming down. It's coming down. 249 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,768 It's coming down. It's coming down. 250 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,062 It's coming down. It's coming down. 251 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,272 It's coming. It's in. 252 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,607 Should we go? 253 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,651 Sure. 254 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,871 This line has not moved in 30 minutes. 255 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,123 It has been a little long. 256 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,750 But, you know, once we get to actually skiing, 257 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,502 it's gonna be so fun. 258 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,962 We'll be, like, whipping down the mountain 259 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,298 just like Edie Falco and her wonderful family. 260 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,092 Is she married? I know she has kids. 261 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,094 I don't know if she... Oh, here we go. 262 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,887 Finally. 263 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,848 Hello, we'd like to sign up 264 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,558 for the adult beginner's class, please. 265 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,767 I'm sorry, all the adult classes 266 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,768 are filled up for the day. 267 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,978 Of course they are. 268 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,522 - Mm. - Sorry about that. 269 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,524 Is there anything, anything private? 270 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,068 Any other option we can sign up for? 271 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,570 Let me check. 272 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,033 There's one thing we could do. 273 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,577 All right, uh, everyone say their name and age. 274 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,953 We're gonna go around the horn. 275 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:15,999 I'm Jasper, and I'm almost 12. 276 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,751 I'm Tim. I'm nine. 277 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,338 My name is June, and I bet, to a lot of you, 278 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,299 I look like I'm probably 100 years old. 279 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,012 That was a joke. 280 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,180 It was? 281 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,603 Uh... - Man down. 282 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,271 Ma'am, you all right? 283 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,148 - We're okay. - A little help? 284 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,859 - Grab my arm, sweetie. - Oopsie. 285 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,320 - Her glove came off. - My glove came off. 286 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,197 Well, ma'am, this class is only 45 minutes, 287 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,448 so we got to move on. 288 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,741 Why don't you guys ski over 289 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,242 to the conveyor belt over there? 290 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,994 - Can you just pull my pole? - All right? 291 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,122 You sure you're okay? You don't need some help? 292 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,458 Oh, yeah. You guys go ahead and get a head start. 293 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,584 - You sure? - Yep. 294 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,794 - Okay. - Okay. 295 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,920 We'll see you up the mountain. 296 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,338 - Yep. - Just go left. 297 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,006 There you go. Use that. 298 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,257 Look, honey, I'm doing it. 299 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,551 I'm doing the pizza. 300 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,306 Oh, boy. 301 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,353 All right. 302 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,730 Go ahead and start when I blow the whistle. 303 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,024 Good luck, sweetie. 304 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,442 Thanks, you too. 305 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,163 There you go. 306 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,297 There you go, Oscar. 307 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,174 Nice job, "A" team. 308 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,009 "A" team! 309 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,970 Let's go up to the top and start the race again. 310 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,514 I want to switch teams. She sucks. 311 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,057 All...all right, Jasper. 312 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,767 This is just for fun. Everyone's learning. 313 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,186 Why are there old people in this class anyways? 314 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,314 - She's 100. - That was just a funny joke. 315 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,358 Listen, where are your parents? 316 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,236 Are they around? I would really love to talk to them. 317 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,655 They're having fun skiing because they know how. 318 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,115 They've been skiing since they were kids 319 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,450 because they aren't poor. 320 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,951 Hey! 321 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,162 We're upper middle class. I'm a dentist. 322 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,455 Cool brag, dude. 323 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,582 Listen, it wasn't my idea 324 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,083 to be in a class with little kids. 325 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,252 I would prefer to be with a group of adults. 326 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,087 But that class was full. 327 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,924 So we're just gonna have to make the best of it, all right? 328 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,427 No. I don't want to be on your team. 329 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,179 Why don't you go back to the lodge 330 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,347 and sit on your old, fat ass? 331 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,268 Why don't you suck my dick? 332 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,771 Oh, gosh. 333 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,690 Okay, ma'am, this is becoming disruptive. 334 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,567 I didn't want to have to do this, but you're gonna have 335 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,320 to take off your skis and go sit down by the Time-Out Dog. 336 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,825 Understood. 337 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,543 Okay, so... 338 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,420 I talked to Jasper's dad. 339 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,339 Also quite a character. 340 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,049 Good news, according to him, 341 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,717 "the little shit had it coming." 342 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,679 Which I guess is bad news for Jasper's home life. 343 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,183 I don't know why you felt the need to apologize. 344 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,726 Well... 345 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,145 you probably could have been a little more patient. 346 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,773 He was being really shitty. What would you have done? 347 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,441 I don't know. 348 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,151 I wouldn't have pushed him down the hill. 349 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,278 I didn't push him down the hill. 350 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,489 He lost his balance. 351 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,907 Okay. 352 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,408 Besides, since when are you 353 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,285 the defender of little kids? 354 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,704 That's a little surprising. 355 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,582 What does that mean? 356 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,627 I just mean you never seem like the biggest fan of little kids. 357 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,671 - That's all. - I love kids. 358 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,548 I get along great with them. 359 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,341 Well, every time we talked about having them, 360 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,468 you never seemed that interested. 361 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,346 Whoa. 362 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,056 Wha... 363 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,392 I mean, we both agreed 364 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,893 we weren't gonna have kids, right? 365 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,855 I don't totally remember it that way. 366 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,150 Okay. Should we... 367 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,736 should we go get some food? 368 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,990 I feel like we're both just really hungry. 369 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,491 Let's get burgers. 370 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,034 I bet they're really terrible. 371 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,996 I don't feel like a burger right now. 372 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:28,501 I'm sorry. I don't totally understand what you're saying. 373 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,421 So...you want kids now? 374 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,089 No. I... 375 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,258 I don't know what I'm saying. 376 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:38,177 I'm sorry. I guess I'm just saying... 377 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,599 Our lives are fine, but I mean, don't you think about 378 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,517 what we really accomplished? 379 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,687 I don't know. 380 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,147 I mean, don't you ever wonder 381 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,316 what the purpose of everything is? 382 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,738 Uh, not really. No. 383 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,325 Forget it. 384 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,578 Well... 385 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,414 I'm gonna go get some more practice runs in. 386 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,668 I'm gonna get a glass of rosé at the bar. 387 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,756 All right, well, see you after, then? 388 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,924 Yeah. 389 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,666 It's okay. 390 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,833 I'm okay. 391 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,096 Cold enough for ya? 392 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,016 I guess. That's why I'm here. 393 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,101 Fair enough. 394 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,852 We got a live one here! 395 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,648 Course, I'm used to the cold. I'm from Vancouver. 396 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,066 Where are you from? 397 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,734 Uh, Riverside. 398 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,779 Oh, wow. What's it like there? 399 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,072 Actually, it kind of sucks. 400 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,324 It's mostly strip malls and meth labs. 401 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,575 Whoa. 402 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,869 Well, don't sugarcoat it for me. 403 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,456 I'm sorry. I've had a very long day. 404 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,834 Listen, you don't have to apologize to me. 405 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,878 But if you're looking for a change of scenery, 406 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,672 you should come to Vancouver. 407 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,383 Yeah, maybe I should do that someday. 408 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,843 Oh, you'd love it there. 409 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,344 It's a wonderful city. 410 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,971 Very cosmopolitan. 411 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,558 There's actually a large Asian population there now. 412 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,851 Really? 413 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,477 Oh, yeah. They just move right in. 414 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,271 They love it there. 415 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:56,858 I am a huge, huge Asian food fan myself. 416 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,110 Fried rice, sushi. 417 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,029 We have these Japanese hot dogs there. 418 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,613 They're called Japadogs. 419 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,991 And they come with seaweed and mayo on them. 420 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,534 They're nuts. I just love them. 421 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,286 - Japadogs? - Yeah. 422 00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:10,913 I feel like that name almost sounds offensive but not quite. 423 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,749 Yeah. 424 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,376 Oh, man, I'm getting hungry just talking about them. 425 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,629 You want to get some spring rolls? 426 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,048 I saw them on the menu earlier. 427 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,591 I have to confess, I've been thinking 428 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,134 about ordering them for a while. 429 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,848 Sure, why not? Let's get some spring rolls. 430 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,350 Okay. One order of spring rolls. 431 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,061 And another round of rosé for the lady. 432 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,228 What's your name? 433 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,480 Uh, June. 434 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,856 June. Clint. 435 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,483 - Great to meet you. - Clint. 436 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,567 Good to meet you too. 437 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:52,955 What's wrong? 438 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,916 You scared or something? 439 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,292 Yes, Jasper. 440 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,920 I think it's pretty clear that I'm scared. 441 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,004 Pussy. 29843

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