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Hey, check this out.
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I was buying
a new fishing rod today,
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and they were just
handing these out.
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A 2019
"Most Beautiful Bass" calendar?
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Holy shit,
you got that for free?
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Totally free.
Can you believe it?
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I mean, look
at these gorgeous guys.
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Let me see.
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- Look at that.
- Wow.
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What a bunch of hunks.
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Mm. Now, who's your favorite?
Be honest, all right?
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February
is pretty good-looking.
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February does have
the prettiest eyes.
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Oh, I don't know.
Look at April.
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April's got the best body.
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Mm, but October,
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now, he looks like
a real sweetheart.
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- Yeah, come to Mama.
- Right?
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Looks like he'd take you
out to a nice dinner.
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If things are going well,
you could rip out
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his skeleton and eat him.
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- That sounds so romantic.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know, I did that
to a guy in college once.
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I can't believe
the lake house trip
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is only a couple weeks away.
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- Yeah.
- It's a big one this year.
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Thirteen's a big one?
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I thought it was 14.
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Is 14 a big one?
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Well, they're all kind of
big ones in a way.
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Aw.
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Hey.
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I have this totally crazy idea
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that I've been meaning
to talk to you about.
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Okay.
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What if...
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we went somewhere else
this year?
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Hmm. I mean, it's kind of
a tradition for us.
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But maybe.
Where did you have in mind?
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What about a ski trip?
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- It's active. It's outdoors.
- Mm.
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I was just reading this great
interview with Edie Falco.
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She's very into skiing.
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She and her family go
all the time.
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Really?
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I mean, she's one
of my favorites.
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I know.
She's amazing.
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- Talented and...
- Yeah.
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- ...down to earth.
- Yeah.
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I think she might
have adopted
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some kids at one point, and...
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even if she didn't,
it seems like she would.
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Hundred percent agree.
I love her.
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So let's go skiing.
55
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My company has some nice
properties up in Big Bear.
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We could go for cheap.
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I don't know.
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I already told my staff
that we're going up
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- to the lake house.
- Mm-hmm.
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So what do I tell them tomorrow
if they ask me about it?
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That we decided to go
somewhere new this year?
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Hmm.
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Uh, "Hey, guys, uh,
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we're going skiing
this weekend."
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Yeah, that could work.
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See?
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All right.
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Let's go skiing.
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Let's do it.
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Well...
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sorry, October,
I guess we'll have
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to murder you
and your family next year.
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Aw, look,
you made him sad.
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- That's a frown.
- Aw.
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- His mouth is...
- Sad face.
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I'm gonna throw this
in the garbage.
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- You don't want it, do you?
- God, no.
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There you go, ma'am.
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So you're picking up
a new hobby?
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Yeah, I think
it could be fun.
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Mm.
At your age?
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We're the same age.
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Uh, yeah,
knee-deep in our 40s.
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You're supposed to be
quitting shit, not adding on.
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Well, I think Oscar and I
need to mix things up.
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It would be good for us.
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Ugh, you married people always
talk about "mixing things up."
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That sounds real bleak.
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No, it's not that things
are going badly.
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Everything's fine.
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It's just, you know, you have
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to keep working on things
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all the time.
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It's sort of like
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tending to a garden.
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Like I said,
"bleak."
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- Okay.
- All right.
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- You know what?
- You know,
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- I love being single.
- Mm.
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You know what I do?
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Whatever I want
all the time.
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- Yeah, no shit.
- Yeah.
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Last night, I wanted me
a baked potato.
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So I went on down
to Ruth's Chris. Mm!
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And now I'm trading
filthy pictures
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with the bartender.
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Wow, another bartender?
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Also, do you think that
just because I'm married,
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I can't get a baked potato
whenever I want?
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Because I can.
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I'm eating baked potatoes
all the fucking time.
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Aw, all right, all right.
You got a good thing going.
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What you think
about this, though?
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Jesus.
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What is that?
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It's either very close up
or very far away.
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Pull it...pull it back
a little bit.
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- Okay?
- Oh! Oh, God.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
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Going to the lake house
this weekend?
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We're actually going
skiing instead.
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Oh.
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That's different.
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Yeah.
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How much farther?
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About half an hour.
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Oh, okay.
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So say we weren't
in the car.
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What do you think's
the best activity
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of all time when you have
exactly half an hour?
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Okay.
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Half an hour.
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- How about...
- Mm-hmm?
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How about a bath?
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Great in theory,
terrible in practice.
136
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,895
See, 'cause you gotta
fill the tub,
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you gotta adjust
the temperature,
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and then by the time
you get in the bath,
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you got about ten minutes left
of your half hour.
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A very good point.
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Mm, I'm sorry about that.
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Oh. I got it.
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Massage.
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- Eh, it's risky.
- How come?
145
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- Because of the masseuse.
- Uh-huh.
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00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,415
- Might get a talker.
- Ah.
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- "Hey, you live around here?"
- Oh, no.
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00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,045
"Hey, want to listen
to some music?"
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- Ugh.
- "Oh, I love music."
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Ew!
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- "You a music fan?"
- Ugh, go fuck yourself.
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Yeah.
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What about watching
an episode of Jeopardy?
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Uh-huh, nice.
I like it.
155
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- It's exciting.
- Right.
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- You learn things.
- Sure.
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Then during
the commercial breaks,
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you just get to look
at your phone.
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Mm-hmm. Ooh!
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You could look at your phone
for half an hour.
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- A very strong contender.
- Very strong.
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That's in there.
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What about sex?
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- Ooh.
- Duh.
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- A great idea.
- Simple.
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It's right there.
You don't need anything.
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Easy. Free.
168
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Yeah.
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I got to say, half an hour's
a little long.
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00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,957
It's a little long.
Yeah.
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I feel like 20 minutes, tops.
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Then you're just like,
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"What are we doing here?"
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I got it.
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- Okay?
- I'm listening.
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You get into a warm bed,
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eat a large McDonald's fries,
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and sleep for 25 minutes.
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Wow!
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- Mm?
- You got it.
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I got it.
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Fries and going to bed?
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- Yes, immediately.
- That's the winner.
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Mm-hmm, it's pretty good.
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I'm gonna do it right now.
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Oh, no...oh!
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Sir, you have to dr...
you have to drive.
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- Wow.
- Oh.
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How gorgeous is this?
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- This is so beautiful.
- I know.
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- Such a good idea, honey.
- Aw.
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Thank you.
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Jesus motherfucking Christ,
that's cold!
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Good Lord.
Jesus.
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Is it gonna be
that cold everywhere?
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Is it that bad?
You're scaring me.
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It's pretty bad.
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All right.
We can do this.
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On my count of three,
let's go out there.
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- Together. You ready?
- All right, all right.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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One...
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Two...
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three.
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No!
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- God! Fuck!
- God!
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- Good mother...good Lord!
- Ah!
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How are children out
in this weather?
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Their parents
should be put in jail.
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I don't know.
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Oh, my fucking face.
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Let's just go up to the slopes.
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It'll be warmer
if we keep moving.
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Fucking air.
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Oh, fuck you!
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- God!
- Fuck!
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00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,122
- Look at these things.
- Yeah.
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They look so high-tech.
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Excuse me.
Hi.
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Um, are these the same kind
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that professionals wear?
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No.
223
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He doesn't know what
he's talking about, honey.
224
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They look great.
225
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,928
- Uh-oh.
- What?
226
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,555
What?
227
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,224
I think my contact lens
fell out.
228
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,142
Oh, no.
229
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,311
- Really?
- Yeah. It's not in there.
230
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I'm not used
to these things, you know.
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- Can't have gone far.
- Shoot.
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Right around here.
I'll find it.
233
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,109
No, no, no, let me.
I'll look for it.
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Blech.
235
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It's so wet down here.
236
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It's disgusting.
237
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,202
Oh, wait.
Is this it?
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00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,537
Ah.
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00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,789
Ugh, is that a fingernail?
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00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:51,998
Ew!
241
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,458
Well, it's a boot rental place,
242
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,377
so it's probably a toenail.
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00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:56,795
Ugh!
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00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,213
- Wait, hold on.
- What?
245
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,090
I think I actually
feel it in there.
246
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,634
Yeah, it's stuck up
under the lid.
247
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,427
I can get it.
248
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,599
It's coming down.
It's coming down.
249
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,768
It's coming down.
It's coming down.
250
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,062
It's coming down.
It's coming down.
251
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,272
It's coming.
It's in.
252
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,607
Should we go?
253
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,651
Sure.
254
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,871
This line has not moved
in 30 minutes.
255
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,123
It has been a little long.
256
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,750
But, you know, once we get
to actually skiing,
257
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,502
it's gonna be so fun.
258
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,962
We'll be, like,
whipping down the mountain
259
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,298
just like Edie Falco
and her wonderful family.
260
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,092
Is she married?
I know she has kids.
261
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,094
I don't know if she...
Oh, here we go.
262
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,887
Finally.
263
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,848
Hello, we'd like to sign up
264
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,558
for the adult beginner's class,
please.
265
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,767
I'm sorry,
all the adult classes
266
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,768
are filled up for the day.
267
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,978
Of course they are.
268
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,522
- Mm.
- Sorry about that.
269
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,524
Is there anything,
anything private?
270
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,068
Any other option
we can sign up for?
271
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,570
Let me check.
272
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,033
There's one thing we could do.
273
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,577
All right, uh, everyone
say their name and age.
274
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,953
We're gonna go
around the horn.
275
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:15,999
I'm Jasper,
and I'm almost 12.
276
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,751
I'm Tim.
I'm nine.
277
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,338
My name is June,
and I bet, to a lot of you,
278
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,299
I look like
I'm probably 100 years old.
279
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,012
That was a joke.
280
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,180
It was?
281
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,603
Uh...
- Man down.
282
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,271
Ma'am, you all right?
283
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,148
- We're okay.
- A little help?
284
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,859
- Grab my arm, sweetie.
- Oopsie.
285
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,320
- Her glove came off.
- My glove came off.
286
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,197
Well, ma'am, this class
is only 45 minutes,
287
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,448
so we got to move on.
288
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,741
Why don't you guys
ski over
289
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,242
to the conveyor belt
over there?
290
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,994
- Can you just pull my pole?
- All right?
291
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,122
You sure you're okay?
You don't need some help?
292
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,458
Oh, yeah. You guys go ahead
and get a head start.
293
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,584
- You sure?
- Yep.
294
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,794
- Okay.
- Okay.
295
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,920
We'll see you up
the mountain.
296
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,338
- Yep.
- Just go left.
297
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,006
There you go.
Use that.
298
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,257
Look, honey,
I'm doing it.
299
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,551
I'm doing the pizza.
300
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,306
Oh, boy.
301
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,353
All right.
302
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,730
Go ahead and start
when I blow the whistle.
303
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,024
Good luck, sweetie.
304
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,442
Thanks, you too.
305
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,163
There you go.
306
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,297
There you go, Oscar.
307
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,174
Nice job, "A" team.
308
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,009
"A" team!
309
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,970
Let's go up to the top
and start the race again.
310
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,514
I want to switch teams.
She sucks.
311
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,057
All...all right, Jasper.
312
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,767
This is just for fun.
Everyone's learning.
313
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,186
Why are there old people
in this class anyways?
314
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,314
- She's 100.
- That was just a funny joke.
315
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,358
Listen, where are your parents?
316
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,236
Are they around? I would
really love to talk to them.
317
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,655
They're having fun skiing
because they know how.
318
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,115
They've been skiing
since they were kids
319
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,450
because they aren't poor.
320
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,951
Hey!
321
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,162
We're upper middle class.
I'm a dentist.
322
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,455
Cool brag, dude.
323
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,582
Listen, it wasn't my idea
324
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,083
to be in a class
with little kids.
325
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,252
I would prefer to be
with a group of adults.
326
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,087
But that class was full.
327
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,924
So we're just gonna have to make
the best of it, all right?
328
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,427
No. I don't want to be
on your team.
329
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,179
Why don't you go back
to the lodge
330
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,347
and sit on your old, fat ass?
331
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,268
Why don't you suck my dick?
332
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,771
Oh, gosh.
333
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,690
Okay, ma'am,
this is becoming disruptive.
334
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,567
I didn't want to have to do
this, but you're gonna have
335
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,320
to take off your skis and go
sit down by the Time-Out Dog.
336
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,825
Understood.
337
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,543
Okay, so...
338
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,420
I talked to Jasper's dad.
339
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,339
Also quite a character.
340
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,049
Good news, according to him,
341
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,717
"the little shit
had it coming."
342
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,679
Which I guess is bad news
for Jasper's home life.
343
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,183
I don't know why you felt
the need to apologize.
344
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,726
Well...
345
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,145
you probably could have been
a little more patient.
346
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,773
He was being really shitty.
What would you have done?
347
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,441
I don't know.
348
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,151
I wouldn't have pushed him
down the hill.
349
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,278
I didn't push him
down the hill.
350
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,489
He lost his balance.
351
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,907
Okay.
352
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,408
Besides, since when are you
353
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,285
the defender of little kids?
354
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,704
That's a little surprising.
355
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,582
What does that mean?
356
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,627
I just mean you never seem like
the biggest fan of little kids.
357
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,671
- That's all.
- I love kids.
358
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,548
I get along great with them.
359
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,341
Well, every time we talked
about having them,
360
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,468
you never seemed
that interested.
361
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,346
Whoa.
362
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,056
Wha...
363
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,392
I mean, we both agreed
364
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,893
we weren't gonna
have kids, right?
365
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,855
I don't totally remember it
that way.
366
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,150
Okay.
Should we...
367
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,736
should we go get some food?
368
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,990
I feel like we're both
just really hungry.
369
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,491
Let's get burgers.
370
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,034
I bet they're really terrible.
371
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,996
I don't feel like a burger
right now.
372
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:28,501
I'm sorry. I don't totally
understand what you're saying.
373
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,421
So...you want kids now?
374
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,089
No. I...
375
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,258
I don't know what I'm saying.
376
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:38,177
I'm sorry.
I guess I'm just saying...
377
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,599
Our lives are fine, but I mean,
don't you think about
378
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,517
what we really accomplished?
379
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,687
I don't know.
380
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,147
I mean, don't you ever wonder
381
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,316
what the purpose
of everything is?
382
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,738
Uh, not really.
No.
383
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,325
Forget it.
384
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,578
Well...
385
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,414
I'm gonna go get
some more practice runs in.
386
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,668
I'm gonna get a glass of rosé
at the bar.
387
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,756
All right, well,
see you after, then?
388
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,924
Yeah.
389
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,666
It's okay.
390
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,833
I'm okay.
391
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,096
Cold enough for ya?
392
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,016
I guess.
That's why I'm here.
393
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,101
Fair enough.
394
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,852
We got a live one here!
395
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,648
Course, I'm used to the cold.
I'm from Vancouver.
396
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,066
Where are you from?
397
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,734
Uh, Riverside.
398
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,779
Oh, wow.
What's it like there?
399
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,072
Actually, it kind of sucks.
400
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,324
It's mostly strip malls
and meth labs.
401
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,575
Whoa.
402
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,869
Well, don't sugarcoat it for me.
403
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,456
I'm sorry.
I've had a very long day.
404
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,834
Listen, you don't have
to apologize to me.
405
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,878
But if you're looking
for a change of scenery,
406
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,672
you should come to Vancouver.
407
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,383
Yeah, maybe I should
do that someday.
408
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,843
Oh, you'd love it there.
409
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,344
It's a wonderful city.
410
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,971
Very cosmopolitan.
411
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,558
There's actually a large
Asian population there now.
412
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,851
Really?
413
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,477
Oh, yeah.
They just move right in.
414
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,271
They love it there.
415
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:56,858
I am a huge, huge
Asian food fan myself.
416
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,110
Fried rice, sushi.
417
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,029
We have these Japanese
hot dogs there.
418
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,613
They're called Japadogs.
419
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,991
And they come with seaweed
and mayo on them.
420
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,534
They're nuts.
I just love them.
421
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,286
- Japadogs?
- Yeah.
422
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:10,913
I feel like that name almost
sounds offensive but not quite.
423
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,749
Yeah.
424
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,376
Oh, man, I'm getting hungry
just talking about them.
425
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,629
You want to get
some spring rolls?
426
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,048
I saw them
on the menu earlier.
427
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,591
I have to confess,
I've been thinking
428
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,134
about ordering them
for a while.
429
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,848
Sure, why not?
Let's get some spring rolls.
430
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,350
Okay.
One order of spring rolls.
431
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,061
And another round of rosé
for the lady.
432
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,228
What's your name?
433
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,480
Uh, June.
434
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,856
June.
Clint.
435
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,483
- Great to meet you.
- Clint.
436
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,567
Good to meet you too.
437
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:52,955
What's wrong?
438
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,916
You scared or something?
439
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,292
Yes, Jasper.
440
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,920
I think it's pretty clear
that I'm scared.
441
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,004
Pussy.
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