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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:35,200 NARRATOR: Deep in the concretecanyons of Harlem, New York 2 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,036 stands a basketball court 3 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,705 where the legends of the game are born. 4 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,273 Rucker Park. 5 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:44,043 Between the lines of this battleground, 6 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:47,279 a great many tales of warriorshave come and gone. 7 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,048 But there was one player 8 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:52,051 whose talent soared far above the rest. 9 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:54,787 His name, Uncle Drew. 10 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,256 -So good.-Incredible. 11 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,557 Like, scary good. 12 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,259 -Dominating.-Dangerous. 13 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:02,061 -Best of the best.-Bananas. 14 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,129 I mean, you knew he justbrought things to the game 15 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,330 that the gamehad never seen before. 16 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:06,632 Changed the faceof basketball. 17 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,467 Drew been dangeroussince birth. 18 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,236 My pops played him one-on-onein the seventh grade. 19 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,272 He broke my pop's ankle. 20 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,024 -(BONES CRACK)-(MAN GROANS) 21 00:01:15,025 --> 00:01:16,775 True story.Gym teacher gave him a "D." 22 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,377 You know,he'll show you one trick, 23 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,112 then beat youwith another trick. 24 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,846 Shakin' people's sneakers off.They fallin' out the trees. 25 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,782 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 26 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,785 (IN ENGLISH) He was a bad man. 27 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,153 He went to one endof the court, 28 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:29,288 shot the lights out, 29 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,522 went to the other endof the court, 30 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,024 shot it back on again. 31 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,525 Man, he was good enoughto be the logo. 32 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,527 INTERVIEWER: Wait, I thought you were the NBA logo. 33 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,464 It's actually Uncle Drew.They just shaved his afro off. 34 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:39,665 (ELECTRIC RAZOR WHIRRING) 35 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,500 One time,he took on "The Destroyer" 36 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,368 and beat him only with his left hand. 37 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,237 And then, hold on.Wait for it. 38 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:48,407 With his right hand, he was eating a ham sandwich. 39 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:52,811 Was there anyone out therebetter than Uncle Drew? 40 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,197 NARRATOR: With word of Sandwichgate 41 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,582 and Black Ankle Sunday both spreading like wildfire, 42 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,651 Uncle Drew and his childhood friends 43 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:03,555 shot to the top of the first Rucker Classic in '68. 44 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:07,526 But it was not long before it all came crashing down. 45 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:08,794 It had to be something 46 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,529 concerning him and a female.We knew that. 47 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:13,699 Uncle Drew and the ladies?(CHUCKLES) Yeah. 48 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:16,802 Man, the rumor wasDrew slept with 49 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,571 one of his teammate's girlthe night before the finals. 50 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,342 And when it came timeto play in the finals, 51 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:27,179 they were all a complete and total no-show. 52 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,615 And after thathe just disappeared. 53 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,717 NARRATOR: Despite the mysterious disappearance 54 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,285 of its greatest player, 55 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,787 the fabled park is still the epicenter 56 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,656 of the streetball universe. 57 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,859 The question is, will this year's Rucker Classic 58 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:44,229 see the birth of a new playground legend? 59 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,171 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 60 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,439 (PLAYERS SHOUTING) 61 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,284 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 62 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:07,653 Give me that. 63 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,854 -CASPER: Yo, what's up?-What was that? 64 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,622 Hey, what's the problem, man?Mario was open. 65 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,257 Maybe Mario was open, 66 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,792 maybe he wasn't.But you know what 67 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,260 -the problem with that is?-Huh? 68 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,662 Mario. Hey,I don't know what you doin'... 69 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,430 -Close your ears!-Mmm-hmm. 70 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,766 Mario is terrible.Okay? Look at him. 71 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,701 I just told a grown manto cover his ears, 72 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,570 -and that's what he just did.-Coach, what are you saying? 73 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,871 Grab the ball, Casper. 74 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,575 You are my Beyonce. Okay? 75 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,777 Beyonce? 76 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,978 Not Dantay, not White Dantay,not Regular Jeff, 77 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,515 not Little Melvin, not LittleMelvin's stunt double. 78 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:37,950 Okay, they're justDestiny's Children. 79 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:40,485 You are the star.You are my Queen B. 80 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,454 -All right.-Let's make Lemonade, man. 81 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,522 Score the rock. 82 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,524 All right, now look here,everybody. 83 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,525 I'mma say this once.Nobody else shoot the ball. 84 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,962 -Just Casper. Let's go.-(BLOWS WHISTLE) 85 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:51,563 -(BALL BOUNCING)-(PLAYERS SHOUTING) 86 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,900 Dax Winslow. Sal Masekela, Slam Magazine. 87 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,835 -(LAUGHS) Slam Magazine, huh?-Yes, sir. 88 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,637 You mind if I geta couple of sound bites? 89 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,506 Do I mind? No, you shouldabeen talking to me. 90 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,709 -(BOTH LAUGH)-Um... 91 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,979 How does a guywho works at Foot Locker 92 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:09,481 get a beast like Casper Jones 93 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,250 to play for himin Rucker Park? 94 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:14,786 (LAUGHS) Game recognize game.He's the best player. 95 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:15,954 I'm the best coach. 96 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,489 We gonna take it all. 97 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,857 I'm telling you,this dude is amazing, man. 98 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,425 Put me and Casperon the cover. 99 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,827 SAL: (EXCLAIMS) 100 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,762 -You know who that is, right?-DAX: Know who who is? 101 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,265 -Who Mookie Bass is.-(SIGHS) 102 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,634 SAL: A.k.a. thatMacklemore-lookin' dude 103 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:30,769 that's makin' eyesat your meal ticket, man. 104 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,257 The hell is he doing here? 105 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:37,008 -Hey, what's up, Dix?-(FRIENDS LAUGHING) 106 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:38,944 First of all,you know my name is Dax. 107 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,812 A "bag of Dax"don't make no sense. 108 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:44,516 (SNIFFS) What is that?What's that smell? 109 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,435 Is that a grudge? 110 00:04:46,436 --> 00:04:48,353 Are you still holdin' a grudge'cause I blocked your shot? 111 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:49,688 I have no recollection 112 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,056 or even knowwhat you even talkin' about. 113 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,025 Okay, let me refreshyour memory, then. 114 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,626 You're about to hita three-pointer. 115 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,628 Outta nowhere,a little white boy comes up... 116 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,331 Bam! Blocked that shot,I think, with my armpit. 117 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,800 Well, but I do remember,there was that Spalding... 118 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,435 You didn't even jumpthat high. So like nipple... 119 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,603 It was high enoughthat I could see 120 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,471 your face like this.You were like... 121 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,674 Okay, stop! That's not...I didn't do that. 122 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,342 What are you doin'? Stop. 123 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,744 -(ALL LAUGHING)-(BLOWS WHISTLE) 124 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,980 Casper, take it from the top.Do something, y'all. 125 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,516 Defense, Dantays,figure it out. 126 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:18,817 Casper Jones, huh? 127 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,886 Could you just literallygive me some space, man? 128 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,554 Yo, you seen this tat though,right here? 129 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,456 That's the one where I blockedyour shot and won the game. 130 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,058 And then these are the onlyones that really matter. 131 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:30,395 Bam! Seven of nineRucker Championships. 132 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:31,830 But don't you worry, Dix. 133 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,932 I got plenty of lengthon my Dax for the next one. 134 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,468 I don't care. I don't wannahear about your man junk. 135 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,869 Is there a point to all this? 136 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,404 Yeah, I guess my point is, 137 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:40,672 when you havea history of winning 138 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,007 as many titles as I do, 139 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,608 cats like Casper Jones, 140 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,744 they have a wayof gravitating towards you. 141 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,647 (PLAYERS SHOUTING) 142 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,415 So I'll see youwhen I see you, Dix. 143 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,238 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 144 00:05:56,239 --> 00:05:57,989 Hey, Casper. Hey, man,let me talk to you real quick. 145 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,624 -What's up, coach?-We good, right? 146 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,209 You know what I mean?Me and you. 147 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,793 -Yeah, we all right.-Do you need anything? 148 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,896 You know what'd be dope?The new Space Jams. 149 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,632 They are amazing. They prettyexpensive, like $225. 150 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,668 -Straight fire, though.-They fire. 151 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,436 But you know what?(BLOWS RASPBERRY) 152 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:12,604 I just thought about it. 153 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:13,805 I sold the last pairthis morning. 154 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,457 (GROANS) 155 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,108 The good news is,in another week and a half, 156 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:19,478 we get new stock,and I got a pair just for you. 157 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,046 -Okay. I like that.-Yeah. You like that? 158 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,598 Yeah, yeah, we all right. 159 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,149 I got you, brother.So it's me and you, we good? 160 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,684 -Yeah, we rollin'.-You with me. 161 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,952 -I'm with you, dog.-Forever. 162 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,587 -Forever.-Dax and Casper. 163 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,921 -Yeah, you my bro.-All right, man. I love you. 164 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,490 -Love you, too, man.-We good, right? 165 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,125 -Yeah, no doubt. All right.-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 166 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:34,393 Cool. 167 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,167 WOMAN: Don't worry, Dax. 168 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,806 Don't worry, Dax. We'll find you a family. 169 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,443 -Yes.-All right! 170 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,145 WOMAN: We'll find you a family. 171 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,114 -MAN: Yes!-(CROWD CHEERING ON TV) 172 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,116 Yes! Yes! 173 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:02,621 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Oh! What a move by Jordan! 174 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:08,994 Jordan with the moves! 175 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,897 Man, what an inspiration! 176 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:15,066 Just listen to the crowd! They love him! 177 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,201 They love him! 178 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,773 They love him! They love him! 179 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,047 Yes! 180 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,554 Yo, can we run with you? 181 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,621 YOUNG DAX: Yes, yes. 182 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,490 (BOYS CHATTERING) 183 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,792 (ALL CHEERING) 184 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,668 (CROWD GROANS) 185 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,837 -No!-(ALL SHOUT IN ANNOYANCE) 186 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,305 MAN 1: You need to beon the bench! 187 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,772 MAN 2: He's worthless!WOMAN: You suck, Dax! 188 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,942 MAN 3: You need new glasses!MAN 4: He's the worst! 189 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,710 MAN 5: You suck! 190 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:02,514 Dax, that was unbearable! 191 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:03,715 ANNOUNCER: Dream sequence... 192 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,717 (GASPING) 193 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,986 Boy, you better than cable. 194 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,488 Look, you wouldn't evenunderstand, okay? 195 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,622 It's terrible. 196 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,890 Dreamin' about thatlittle white boy 197 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,792 slappin' that ballout your hand? 198 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,727 -Now, how do I look?-You look expensive. 199 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,696 Man, you know I can't affordGucci on my salary. 200 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:20,932 Which is why when youand Casper win the Rucker 201 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,068 and the $100,000 checkthat come with it, 202 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,203 we'll be just fine. 203 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,771 Baby, I thought that 100K, 204 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,173 we was gonna useto start a family. 205 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,275 (EXCLAIMS) I want a Tesla. 206 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:33,078 I would lookso cute in a Tesla. 207 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,080 And I'd have the little screenon the side 208 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,982 and then I could be like,"Boop, boop, boop, boop!" 209 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,017 And all my homegirlsgonna be like, 210 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,220 "Look at Jess killin' 'emin a Tesla." 211 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,689 (CHUCKLES) Well, I mean,this sounds like 212 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,125 a beautiful, beautiful dreamand everything, 213 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,710 but I didn't hearmy name one time. 214 00:08:48,711 --> 00:08:50,294 You didn't say, "Oh, Dax wasin the Tesla with me." 215 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,763 Baby, you gonna be there, too. 216 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,765 It's gonna be me and you, 217 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,734 and we just gonna beone big happy family. 218 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,935 I love that. 219 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,304 Well, don't let the ghostof white boy past 220 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,872 scare youout of gettin' this money. 221 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,074 You win this game,and you win this money, 222 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,843 and bring it back home. 223 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,678 -I'm motivated, baby!-Whoo! 224 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,280 (GROWLING) 225 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:11,783 Bam! That's right. These shoesright here are classic. 226 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,018 I wore these shoeslast night, little man, 227 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,152 and I had a quadruple-double. 228 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,820 -Look.-That's right. 229 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:19,624 I didn't want to say this,but he isn't even that good. 230 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,027 (WHISPERS) Why would you saythat about your baby? 231 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,862 Are you a stepmotheror something? 232 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,564 -You the real mother?-Yeah. 233 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:26,631 You shouldn't... 234 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,100 Oh, you know something? 235 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,236 Matter of fact, Larry,help her out. 236 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,206 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 237 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,277 -Hey, baby.-Oh! Hey, girl! 238 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,779 I thought we weregoin' to lunch today. 239 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,013 You right.We supposed to have lunch. 240 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,582 Yeah, I'm very hungry. 241 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,150 I been shoppin' all day.Look it. (LAUGHS) 242 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,052 I know. Look, do me a favor,babe. Just give me a second. 243 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,320 Just go look at some shoesor something. 244 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:49,955 Do they got them new RiRis? 245 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,823 RiRis, BeeBees, whoeveryou need, it's over there. 246 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,092 Do they got 'em? Because,you know, I do not wanna 247 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,094 be shoppin' unless I canget them new RiRis. 248 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,096 (BOTH SCREAM) 249 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,197 'Cause she a savage, too. 250 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,332 You a savage and you fine. 251 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,666 -I'm fine?-Yeah. 252 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:02,968 Well, boy, you better shut up. 253 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,636 Over there,look at those RiRis, 254 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,171 you know what I mean?I see you, boo. 255 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,373 -She ready. Yeah!-She ready. 256 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,741 (CHUCKLES) 257 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,678 JESS: Oh. Do you seethe RiRis over here? 258 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,947 Yo, my main man, Casper.What up, brother? 259 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,349 What up, Dax?How you doin', man? 260 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,217 The myth, the legendin the makin'. 261 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,253 Hold that thought. 262 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,288 Man, I'm confused. I thoughtthese were out of stock. 263 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,824 Bruh, the truckcame this morning 264 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,359 and dropped offa new stock of shoes. 265 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,627 I was gonna call you. 266 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,796 So you gonnahook us up, then? 267 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,964 Oh, so you want meto get shoes for everybody. 268 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,132 Everybody. 269 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,967 This dude, and this guy... 270 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,769 If you can't do it,I got plenty of people that... 271 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,938 I got you.I'mma take care of you, 272 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,940 and your whole squad. 273 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,942 Yeah, okay.Yeah, that's a lot better. 274 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,210 DAX: Taxes included. 275 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,912 After I put inmy employee discount, 276 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,882 which will probablyget me fired... 277 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,184 The total is $833.50. 278 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,020 Everybody, it's on Dax. 279 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,789 It's on... It's on Dax.Shoes for all y'all. 280 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,124 Oh, hey, Casper. 281 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,425 Oh, hey, baby, how you doin'? 282 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,727 Good, how you doin'? (LAUGHS) 283 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,329 Oh, baby, that's ourmeal ticket right there. 284 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,231 Oh, my goodness. 285 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,132 Let me show youwhat I found on Zillow. 286 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,002 I found a really cutebrownstone. 287 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,138 Two bedroom,hardwood floors... 288 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,339 AUTOMATED VOICE: Transaction denied. 289 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,791 (SIGHS) Damn it! 290 00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,242 -Excuse me, what's goin' on?-Damn what? 291 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,977 DAX: Marty,don't worry about it. 292 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,712 Aw, hell no. 293 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,147 If the moneyfor these shoes 294 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,748 that just magicallyflew out of here 295 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,016 don't come up in 60 seconds, 296 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,885 you and Miss Belly Outgoin' to jail. 297 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,053 What the hellyou talkin' about? 298 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,988 First off, I didn't donothin' wrong, 299 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,440 so I ain't goin' to jail. 300 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,891 But thank you for noticin'that my belly's out. 301 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:33,958 Come here, come here,come here. 302 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,026 What? 303 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,762 (DAX SIGHS) 304 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:38,930 That kidthat just left here... 305 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,448 Mmm-hmm? 306 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,965 He's gonna changeour lives forever. 307 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,301 50 percent. 308 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,205 I mean, at the most,I could do 49 percent. 309 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,807 MARTY: You got 30 seconds,brother! 310 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,442 All right, 50 percent. 311 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:53,111 Cool! (LAUGHING) 312 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,113 It's nice doin' businesswith you, boo. 313 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,982 50 percent.I'm gettin' 50 percent. 314 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,051 Marty, did you hear that?50 percent. 315 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,020 (PLAYERS SHOUTING) 316 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,956 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 317 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,791 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 318 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,360 Look at this, man.Fresh off the presses, y'all. 319 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,029 Harlem Money, you see that? 320 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,430 Come on, y'all, look! 321 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,249 Go grab your jersey, come on. 322 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,067 MOOKIE: I didn't know you gotmoney for second place. 323 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,506 Hey, man, what the hellyou doin' here? 324 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,942 Why don't you enlightenthis fool, C-Dawg? 325 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,844 -C-Dawg?-I'm C-Dawg now. 326 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,312 New team, new nickname. 327 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,247 -Wait, what?-Wait, what? 328 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,849 That's what I said to him.I was like, 329 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,450 "C-Dawg, don't youwanna be coached 330 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,252 by a dudewho looks like an M&M? 331 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,988 What about a dude who looksstraight up like a basketball? 332 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,290 -(PLAYERS LAUGHING)-Like a Syracuse Orange man." 333 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,326 (LAUGHING) 334 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,337 I've spent my life savings 335 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,205 just to getin this tournament. 336 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,975 I gotta give my girlfriendhalf the winnings 337 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,195 or she's gonna leave me. 338 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,414 I took three buses and a trainjust to pick up those jerseys. 339 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,984 Those Jordans, man! You knowhow much that cost me? 340 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,186 Yo, by the way,thank you for the kicks. 341 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,287 They are mad expensive. 342 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,022 There was no wayI was gonna buy 'em. 343 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,357 All right, boys, let's roll.(BLOWS WHISTLE) 344 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,525 DAX: Come back here! 345 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,527 Dantay! Other Dantay! 346 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,529 -Casper, take off those shoes.-I'mma hold these. 347 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:18,863 DAX: You hear me, Casper? 348 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:22,200 Take off those shoes! 349 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,120 And comin' in at number one 350 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,138 on SportsCenter's "Not Top Ten" list... 351 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,974 With the Rucker 50 right around the corner, 352 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,043 we have a meltdown from New York City. 353 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,046 I'm told the man you see here is a coach named Dax Winslow. 354 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,181 And, Dax, the good news is 355 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,315 you're on SportsCenter. The bad news is... 356 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,516 JESS: Dax! 357 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,218 What's up, girl?What'd I do wrong now? 358 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,519 VAN PELT: (ON TV) I have so many questions. 359 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,054 You're rolling around on the ground, 360 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,856 trying to take somebody's sneakers 361 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,842 off their sweaty feet? 362 00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:48,827 Is this your team? Are these even your players? 363 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,295 Come on, man! 364 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:53,565 Dax, this is Rucker, man. Have some respect. 365 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,333 Damn you, Scott Van Pelt! 366 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,624 Give me the shoe, Casper! Right now! 367 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:57,914 VAN PELT: ...flopping around on the ground like fish. 368 00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:59,204 Everything gonna beall right, okay? 369 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,338 I'mma figure something out. 370 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,006 I can't do this anymore. 371 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,209 Excuse me? 372 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,610 Do you thinkthat I'm countin' on you? 373 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,547 'Cause I'm not.No, I was counting on Casper. 374 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,217 And you lost him.You can't even do that right. 375 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,520 Go in there,pack your stuff up, and leave. 376 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,288 You can't just kick meout our house. 377 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,990 This is my apartment. 378 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,026 Do you even rememberthe last time you paid rent? 379 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,129 Okay, every Taco Tuesday,who buy the $2 tacos? 380 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,932 Don't nobody careabout no damn tacos! 381 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,200 Okay, I paid the water bill 382 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,002 -that one time.-Get out my house! 383 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,039 Jess, I ain't got nowhereto go. You know? 384 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,009 I didn't have no family.And then I met you. 385 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,880 And you took me in.And you changed my life. 386 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:46,951 Baby, we in this together.You're my everything. 387 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:51,589 Please, just let me stay hereand figure things out. 388 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,491 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 389 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,201 Hey! Don't leavewith my bag, fool. 390 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,469 Where I'm supposedto put my stuff? 391 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,070 Leave with what you came with! 392 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,339 Fine, I'll give you backyour stupid, fake bag. 393 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,009 It's not stupid, you stupid. 394 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,111 My bag is smarter than you! 395 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,454 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 396 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,590 Give my shoes back! (LAUGHS) 397 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,958 (LAUGHS) 398 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,325 VAN PELT: (ON TV) This is Rucker, man. 399 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:29,692 You're supposed to have some respect. 400 00:15:29,693 --> 00:15:31,059 You're rolling around on the ground... 401 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,297 trying to take somebody's sneakers 402 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,965 off their sweaty feet? 403 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,632 I know y'all think this is allfun and games and stuff. 404 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,002 But I used everything I goton this tournament. 405 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,637 Did you get a receipt? Huh? 406 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,973 No, man,the money's non-refundable. 407 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,275 That's cold. 408 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,576 This a perfect opportunityfor Dax to meet Uncle Drew! 409 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,297 (ALL GROAN) 410 00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:52,016 Don't start that in here withthe old and the Uncle Drews. 411 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,952 You're trying to throwa toothpick in a lumberyard. 412 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,421 The man is the greatestblacktop player 413 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,189 I ever seen in my life. 414 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,058 He's real.I've seen that boy put up 415 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,326 40 pointsagainst The Destroyers. 416 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,227 Using just his left handand his chin. 417 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,029 His other hand,he had a ham sandwich 418 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,230 with extra cheese on it. 419 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,166 And mayo. He likes mayonnaise. 420 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,384 Okay, come on, man, 421 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,601 that's just liketalking about Bigfoot. 422 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,237 Bigfoot. You can't compareBigfoot to Uncle Drew. 423 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,739 Son of a bitchused to date my sister. 424 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,474 He used to date my sisterand my mother. 425 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,542 He actually hit 426 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,344 -my eighth grade teacher.-Ooh! 427 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,013 Ain't none of my business whatthat man does in his bedtime. 428 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,049 I know he had a foot fetish. 429 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,084 All right. The '60s wasa wild time. Okay? So what? 430 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,385 (EXCLAIMS) 431 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,519 Remember them Buicks? 432 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,837 Everybody had themdamn Buicks. 433 00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:31,154 You'd ride around,had them big old back seat. 434 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,457 You can't move your hips. 435 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,092 But you can stillmove your lips. 436 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,811 Hey, I ain't gonnago no further. 437 00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:39,529 All you need is some Viagra,and some dress socks. 438 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,132 ANGELO: Ain't have no damnViagra back then! 439 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,701 You had to get two ice-creamsticks and a rubber band 440 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,104 to make the stuffstand up like that. 441 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,739 I don't have time for this,man. I gotta go. 442 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,173 Hey, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Dax, 443 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,142 hold on. Now, look. 444 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,678 You need to go hollerat Uncle Drew. Okay? 445 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,180 He's a Zen masterof basketball. 446 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,615 But you gotta believe. 447 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,584 Hey, look. Maybe he was good. 448 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,320 But you think this old mancan still ball? Come on, bruh. 449 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,756 I'm good, man. I gotta findsome players, man. 450 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,692 You'll be sorry, Dax.Don't do that to yourself. 451 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,328 Get with Drew! Get with Drew! 452 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,397 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 453 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,533 (INAUDIBLE) 454 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,177 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 455 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,832 Welcome to the jungle, baby. 456 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,667 Get out of here. Go corner,corner, corner! Corner! 457 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,769 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 458 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,337 Over here, over here,hold on, son! 459 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,022 OLD MAN:See, that right there, 460 00:17:55,023 --> 00:17:56,706 that's the problemwith your generation. 461 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,444 Million dollar moveand a five cent finish. 462 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,678 J: You haven't madea shot yet. 463 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,613 Come on! 464 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,450 -I was open.-I had to shoot it, man, 465 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,252 I've taken out trash thatdon't stink as bad as that. 466 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,554 (CHUCKLES) 467 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,123 Dr. Naismith would berolling in his grave 468 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,491 if he knew what these bumsis up to out here. 469 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,461 You talk a lot of smackfor a geriatric. 470 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,229 It's a shame you can'tback any of it up. 471 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,765 (SIGHS) And who's to sayI can't? 472 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,266 (DAX CHUCKLES) 473 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,235 All right, then,what's the bet? 474 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,438 If you win... 475 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,307 I'll leave the parkand I'll never come back. 476 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,675 J: Good.BALLER: Real good. 477 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,677 But if I win,you and your crew 478 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,812 start playing the game the wayit's meant to be played. 479 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,681 Oh, how's that?On a peach basket? 480 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,449 (PLAYERS LAUGHING) 481 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,153 It's like a perfectlyorchestrated symphony. 482 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,588 -J: What?-(GROANS) 483 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,725 Not any instrument ismore important than another. 484 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,893 And what's in it for you? 485 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,762 Love, youngblood. Only love. 486 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,864 What is this dudetalking about? 487 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,366 What the helldoes that even mean? 488 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,867 -(PLAYERS LAUGHING)-What are you talking about? 489 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,368 Hold my nuts. 490 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,437 -(CROWD LAUGHING)-J: Hold your nuts? 491 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,905 BALLER: Hey, J! Look atthis dude out here. 492 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,724 Everybody off the court. 493 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,542 Get off the court, man. Getyour big behind off the court. 494 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,745 Hey, man.Give him the business. 495 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,180 (GROANS) 496 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,381 Ball up. 497 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,217 Hey, young fella,you better watch that. 498 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,455 Aren't you gonnaget in your stance? 499 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,157 I am in my stance. 500 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,793 (ALL CHEERING) 501 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,762 J: Don't worry, grandpa. 502 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,730 Gonna have you homein plenty of time for NCIS. 503 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,432 OLD MAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 504 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,602 Hey. For the showI know though, 505 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,805 even a bum ain't as brokeas your jump shot. 506 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,307 -Give it to him, J.-Prove it. 507 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,542 You wanna see it rain? 508 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,410 Let it rain. 509 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,678 J: Raindrops. 2-0. 510 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,346 (PLAYERS LAUGHING) 511 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,581 Next basket wins it. 512 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,483 It's getting to be aboutthat time, ain't it? 513 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,253 (GROANS) 514 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,590 Yeah, give it to him. 515 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,225 This game is over. 516 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,361 -(BOTH GRUNT)-(CROWD GASPS) 517 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,370 It's time for you to changeyour PIN number. 518 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,638 'Cause you just got robbed. 519 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,062 (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 520 00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:15,713 -OLD MAN: Come on back.-J, come on, son! 521 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,914 OLD MAN: You want meto tell you your first mistake 522 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,382 or your second? 523 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,650 What's the matter,you forgot the score? 524 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,420 One. You got too cocky. 525 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,821 There's a fine line between 526 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,723 confidence and arrogance,youngblood. 527 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,761 Come on back. Come on back. 528 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,431 And then, two, you'regiving up your lead hip. 529 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,765 You might as wellunlock the door 530 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:38,002 and have your wife show mewhere the china is. 531 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,837 I wouldn't do that eitherif I was you. 532 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,541 BALLER: Come on, J! No, no! 533 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,310 -(CROWD GROANS)-(CHUCKLES) 534 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,895 He cookin' your boy. 535 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,479 Man, you need to go back thereand play with them kids, man. 536 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,748 I get buckets. 537 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,016 Shut up, old man. 538 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,517 Go on, youngblood. 539 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,686 Check ball. 540 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,723 This game is all mental.All mental. 541 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,327 (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 542 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,863 Hand down, man down. 543 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,598 -Anybody got a GPS?-BALLER: Come on, J! 544 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,834 You know, gonna need a wholenew zip code on that one. 545 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,869 (LAUGHS) 546 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,337 Game point, youngblood. 547 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,405 Whatever. 548 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,873 You ready? 549 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,309 Yo, I'll give you that. 550 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,378 BALLER: Nah.Nah, don't give him that. 551 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,879 You still don't believe,do you? 552 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,047 BALLER: Get your hand up! 553 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,615 No, don't give it to him.Don't... 554 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,850 (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 555 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,785 MAN 1: Don't do him like that,Uncle Drew! 556 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:29,887 Youngblood. 557 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,390 Good game. 558 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,860 MAN 2: Who is that dude? 559 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,562 Hey! Hey! Hey! 560 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:39,864 (CHUCKLES) Oh... 561 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,465 Oh, my God, man. 562 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,301 That was a pretty amazingshow you put on back there. 563 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,635 It was one ofthe greatest things 564 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,037 I've ever seen, honestly. 565 00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:47,672 How're you doing?M-my name is Dax. 566 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,040 I'm not interested. 567 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,407 I haven't even told youwhat I'm trying to do. 568 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,860 Okay, okay. 569 00:21:51,861 --> 00:21:53,311 You can't believesomeone that looks like me 570 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,779 can play like Jordan,Magic, or Bird. 571 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,347 You wantto take advantage of that. 572 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,914 See if you can cash insomehow. I know your MO. 573 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,350 What? No, no.You got me all wrong, man. 574 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,418 Look, I just wantto talk to you 575 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,519 about the Rucker, you know? 576 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,721 The Rucker? 577 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,823 You don't know nothing aboutno real Rucker, youngblood. 578 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,961 Exactly. You right.I don't know anything 579 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,930 about the Rucker.A lot of us don't. 580 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,366 But someone like youcould help us, man. 581 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,600 We could combinethe old school 582 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,102 with the new school, right? 583 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,603 Like a old school,new school remix. 584 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,739 Where you can educateall the youngbloods 585 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,407 who are lostin their way, right? 586 00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:24,775 And show 'em whatthey're really doing wrong. 587 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,594 You can do that. 588 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,412 Is a lot of lost youngbloodsout there, huh? 589 00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:31,415 It is so many lost youngbloodsout here, it is ridiculous. 590 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,683 If I could help them, I would, 591 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,085 but I don't know,because I'm lost, too. 592 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,387 Okay? And that's whywe need you. 593 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,888 Look, look, look.Perfect example. 594 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,424 This is, this is who you are. 595 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,959 You a lonely lighthousein a sea of fog. 596 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,030 I actually kind of like that. 597 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,431 -I like that.-That's good, ain't it? 598 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,733 Yeah, yeah, that's good,that's good. 599 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:49,800 That's what I'm telling you. 600 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,902 You are comingto the rescue, man. 601 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:54,003 You get a chance to teach thisin front of a bigger audience. 602 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:57,007 At the Rucker.(WHISPERS) The Rucker. 603 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,043 Rucker. 604 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:03,714 The Rucker would be nice. 605 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,817 I'll tell you what.I'll do it on one condition. 606 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,452 Yes! 607 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,424 Anything you want. I don'tcare what it is. I got you. 608 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,859 It's gotta be my team. 609 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,460 My boys. 610 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,696 Okay. Anything but that. 611 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,398 No. Because it's my team. 612 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,899 Yeah, I guess we done here. 613 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,734 Dax whatever... (MUTTERS) 614 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,770 Okay, okay, okay. 615 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:29,640 I'm in, okay? My team.Your roster. 616 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,643 It's my team, my roster. 617 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,146 Look, where you goin'? 618 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,615 It's a long driveto Chocolate City. 619 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,984 Wait, Chocolate City?What's in D.C.? 620 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,954 Preacher. He's the best powerforward I ever played with. 621 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,956 I mean, you don't knowno local power forward? 622 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,792 Somebody that stayin the neighborhood? 623 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,796 Here she is. Yeah. 624 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,031 You know,so if Billy Dee Willams 625 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,766 and Diana Rosshad a love child, 626 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,500 it would've definitelybeen inside this van. 627 00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,220 Go on and look way back there. 628 00:23:59,221 --> 00:24:00,938 Go ahead. Take a look.Take a look way back there. 629 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,441 That right thereis the boom boom room. 630 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:06,177 Boom boom roomcome with one rule. 631 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,479 No shoesin the boom boom room. 632 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,614 So, I could wear shoes 633 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,750 throughout the restof the part of this van, 634 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:15,152 but if I goa couple feet back, 635 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,821 I gotta take my shoes off? 636 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,722 Why do I gotta takemy shoes off back there? 637 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:21,091 And I can leave my shoes on,like right here? 638 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,660 It's the same space. 639 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,894 Well, it's the living room, 640 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,896 and then it goesto the boom boom room. 641 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,965 See, that don't even makesense because it's a van. 642 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,500 Everything is rightnext to each other. 643 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,668 Let's go overthe rest of the rules. 644 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,869 No, but I'm sayingthat don't... 645 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,073 Hey, don't beslamming my door. 646 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,042 -Oh, I'm sorry about that.-(GRUNTS) 647 00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,510 Hey, man,you just did the same... 648 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:40,811 Now, let's go over the rules. 649 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:44,148 One. I'm the pilot.Means I steer the ship. 650 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:47,685 Two. I'm the weatherman.I control the heat. 651 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:48,853 Did you just say heat? 652 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,238 I don't know if you know. 653 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,622 It's the middle of summer,so maybe you should... 654 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,858 Three. Don't be questioningone and two. 655 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,759 Can't help it if I'm runninga little cold these days. 656 00:24:55,761 --> 00:24:59,129 Four, I'm the DJ, which meansI control the music. 657 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,732 -(ENGINE STARTS)-Whoo! 658 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,068 DAX: What's that?Is that a Game Boy? 659 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,904 -Electronic book?-Mmm-hmm. 660 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:09,073 -You gonna see.-(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 661 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:12,977 Oh, yeah! You hear that?You hear that? 662 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,012 -That's a eight track?-You hear that? 663 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,115 (SINGING ALONG) Come on, come on take a ride 664 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:19,917 That ain't no jive 665 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,652 Can't we just goto Chocolate City? 666 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:23,821 Don't even have to drive 667 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:24,955 Can you at least turn downthe heat? 668 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,123 Slippity-slide 669 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,225 My glasses are sweating. 670 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:29,627 Just sail on 671 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,262 That's what I doJust sail on, that's what I do 672 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,997 How you dancing like thatin a jogging suit? 673 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,164 Are you not hot? 674 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,866 (HUMMING) 675 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,535 I'm really creeped out. 676 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:39,036 Gotta get the boys. 677 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,038 I gotta turn up the heata little bit though. Yeah. 678 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,840 DAX: Please don'tturn the heat up! 679 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,909 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 680 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,720 DAX: We've been listeningto this song 681 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,622 since this morning.It is nighttime! 682 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,892 -(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)-Oh, yeah. 683 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,295 -Mmm.-Ooh! (LAUGHS) 684 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:05,730 What you knowabout this, Drew? 685 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,164 I thought this was gonna bea boring road trip. 686 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,933 You got the classics playing,man! 687 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,901 What you know aboutthe classics, youngblood? 688 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,269 I know a lot, man. 689 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:13,636 How did you get Biggie Smallson a eight track? 690 00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:16,840 That's crazy, man!Junior M.A.F.I.A.! 691 00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:19,543 Junior what? 692 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:22,245 You know what I said.You know who they are. 693 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,948 (RAPPING) To all my ladies in the place 694 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,016 With style and grace, allow me to... 695 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:27,985 -Okay. Okay.-(TURNS OFF) 696 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,286 New rule, youngblood. 697 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,121 None of thisrappity-hippity-hop nonsense. 698 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,189 You understand? 699 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:33,691 What you meanrappity-hippity-hop? 700 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:35,192 That's not what it's called.It's called hip-hop. 701 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,161 My car, my version. 702 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,229 Talking about styling.What is that? 703 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,898 First of all, I can tellyou don't have style. 704 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,366 'Cause you alwaysgot on jogging suits. 705 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,702 Talkin' from the hustlerwith the fake chains. 706 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:45,953 These are real.I got these for my birthday, 707 00:26:45,954 --> 00:26:47,203 -so go about your business.-Yeah, right. Those cost... 708 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:48,772 -Three checks!-Those cost 709 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,641 -fifty cent a piece.-Three checks! 710 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,109 My teeth cost more than that. 711 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,878 This is real music.Now listen to the words. 712 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,380 MAN: (SINGING) At least as far as I can see 713 00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:59,550 UNCLE DREW: Oh, yeah. 714 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,719 (SINGING ALONG) Can see, I want to keep you here 715 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,505 Laying next to me 716 00:27:04,506 --> 00:27:06,289 That's what I tell my girlsin the boom boom room. 717 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:10,628 Love between the sheets 718 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,129 Ooh, this is my favorite part.Go ahead. 719 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,865 -My baby, ooh-Okay. I'm sorry. 720 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,935 -Baby, baby, my love-I'm sorry. 721 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,370 Stop sing...You're ruining it! 722 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,255 First off. Watch your tone. 723 00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:23,139 Look, here we go. Just listento it. Give it a try. 724 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,742 (BIG POPPA PLAYINGON CELL PHONE) 725 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,410 Come on. 726 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,078 You see how quick I did that?I just pushed play. 727 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,681 I ain't have to take outan Atari cartridge 728 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,150 -and stuff it in the radio.-Okay, okay. Pause, pause. 729 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,752 -How do you pause it?-(MUSIC STOPS) 730 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,087 Okay, youngblood. 731 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,690 There ain't gonna benone of that nonsense 732 00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,225 here in my car right now. 733 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,560 You gonna call this nonsense. 734 00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:43,894 This is one of the greatestMCs of all time. 735 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,129 Yeah, what aboutthe Isley Brothers? 736 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,430 I don't know too muchof their history, 737 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,432 -but I'll Google it later.-What is Google? 738 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:53,170 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 739 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,014 DAX: Hey, man,is this a church? 740 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,349 UNCLE DREW:Heck else it's gonna be? 741 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,351 Did we road tripall the way out here 742 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,952 to pick up an actual preacher? 743 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,287 You got a problem with that? 744 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:11,789 No, I don't have a problemwith it, man. 745 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,958 But I thought it was,like, a nickname, 746 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:16,126 like "Hot Sauce" or"Crazy Legs" or "The Glove." 747 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,896 (CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING) 748 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,699 PREACHER: Amen. Amen, Amen. 749 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:25,302 We're gathered heretoday to bear witness 750 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,304 (SING-SONGY)to the anointing... Ha! 751 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,307 The christening... Ha! 752 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,976 The blessing... Ha! 753 00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:35,245 Of this young rookie soul. 754 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:40,951 And it is with the purityof heart we pray 755 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,253 that he will one day grow 756 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,022 to drive the paint... 757 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,256 Why is he holding himlike that? 758 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:49,159 ...crash the boardsof moral righteousness. 759 00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:51,962 No, no, please, no. 760 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:53,497 My man Kevin Durant started 761 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:55,232 a new beginningin Golden State. 762 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,767 You preach, Preacher. 763 00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:58,068 He's gonna dunk a baby. 764 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,204 (SINGING) One for the money 765 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,940 Two for the show 766 00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:05,476 Three to get ready 767 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,144 (PREACHER VOCALIZING) 768 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:08,762 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait! 769 00:29:08,763 --> 00:29:10,379 Hey! Man! What are you doingwith that baby, man? 770 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,382 You can't baptize a baby.You cannot do that. 771 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,751 -You cannot...-Hey, Dax. 772 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,119 -Dax, sit down.-Drew, let me go. I got this! 773 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:16,920 That is a baby, okay? 774 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,089 You christen a baby, right?You hold the baby, right? 775 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,524 Maybe splash a little wateron his face. 776 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,059 He gonna cry a little bitbut no big deal. 777 00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:25,162 You don't dunk a babyin a baptismal pool. 778 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,431 What type of parentsare y'all to let this 779 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,767 really large manpick your baby up? 780 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:30,934 He did it like this. 781 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,836 He put your babybehind his back. 782 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,038 You gonna let this manSteph Curry your baby? 783 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,240 That's insane! 784 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:37,374 Uh, maybe the midget's right. 785 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,276 Yeah. Can we haveour baby back? 786 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,512 Is there somethingI can help you with, son? 787 00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:43,847 Dax. Give it a break. 788 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:45,449 -No!-Sit down! 789 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,050 I'm not sitting down, Drew!I'm taking a stand. 790 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:48,318 -All right.-Thank you. 791 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,486 All right, I warned you. 792 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,171 Where you from, son? 793 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:52,855 I'll tell you where I'm from.I'm from New York City, okay? 794 00:29:52,858 --> 00:29:54,525 Look here, Tiny Tim. 795 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:57,194 Took me almost an hourto fill up that pool. 796 00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:59,463 Somebody's getting baptized,you understand? 797 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,065 Dunk this potbelly Teletubby! 798 00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:03,967 You can't talk to melike that. 799 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,235 Y'all wanna baptize him? 800 00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:06,537 -ALL: Yeah!-What? 801 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:08,272 Bring him on up. 802 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,240 Dunk him like a fat donut. 803 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,009 -Dunk him, Preacher.-What are you doing, man? 804 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:14,178 -That my boy, Drew.-Mmm-hmm. 805 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,547 Drew, you gotta make himtake one for the team. 806 00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:17,848 For the team! 807 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,149 No, no, no. 808 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,051 Gonna have to take onefor the team. Oh, yeah. 809 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,986 What you mean,"Take one for the team"? 810 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:25,823 (PREACHER VOCALIZING) 811 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,391 Drew, 812 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:30,928 just like back in the daywhen we used to hoop, 813 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:33,197 you could still throwthe alley-oop. 814 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:36,233 Thank you for throwing methis lost soul. 815 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,601 -(CONGREGATION SHOUTING)-(YELLING) 816 00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:40,971 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)-(ALL CHEERING) 817 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,978 (CONTINUES YELLING) 818 00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:57,921 (BALL BOUNCING) 819 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,095 One last run at the Rucker? 820 00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:07,130 Hmm. 821 00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:08,899 50th anniversary. 822 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:12,302 You know this is more thana 50th anniversary. 823 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:16,139 This here,divine intervention. 824 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,407 I wouldn't call it all that. 825 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:18,976 I'm gonna have to run itby Betty Lou though. 826 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,410 Run what by Betty Lou? 827 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:21,979 Drew's putting the squad 828 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,280 -back together.-Yep. 829 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,382 You forget what happenedto you, Preacher, 830 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,084 when you getbetween them lines? 831 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,519 No, no, no.I just ain't laced 'em up 832 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,054 in a while, that's all. 833 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,623 And there isa reason for that. 834 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,924 Quick question. 835 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,959 What exactly is "a while"? 836 00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:37,527 I mean, is that likea few weeks or... 837 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,496 30. 838 00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,464 -35 years. Still nice, though.-35 years. 839 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:45,068 Wait, 35 years? Come on, man,that's ridiculous. 840 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,638 Our little hobbit is right.It's ridiculous. 841 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,440 It's God's work thatmatters now. Not basketball. 842 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,342 Just because it's God's work, 843 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:54,077 don't meanit's not still work. 844 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,946 His work is never done. 845 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,281 Now, I've hadabout enough of this. 846 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:02,953 Book of Psalms, chapter 62,verse one and two. 847 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:07,324 Fool, please. Book of Psalms,chapter 23, verse four. 848 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:11,628 (SING-SONGY) Ephesians five,chapter 22, boom! 849 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:15,599 Book of Betty Lou, chapterone, verse "I said so." 850 00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,470 You heard the woman.I can't go. 851 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:22,706 One, it wasn'tno black hobbits, right? 852 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,541 And, two, that is onemean churchwoman. 853 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,343 She ain't supposed to becalling me ugly like that. 854 00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:27,511 Okay, and I'm handsome. 855 00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:29,212 I'm the short versionof Idris Elba. 856 00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:30,514 The ladies say itall the time, man. 857 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:31,648 And is he even coming? 858 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,984 -He's coming.-How do you know? 859 00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:36,553 Basketball is in his blood.Same as it is in mine. 860 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,121 Both of y'all old as hell,okay? 861 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,523 And I at leastsaw you play first. 862 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,258 I need to see himshoot at least. 863 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,992 Youngblood, you can'tteach seven feet. 864 00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:44,428 What you meanyou can't teach seven feet? 865 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,129 -What are you talking...-Hallelujah! 866 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,165 Man can only takeso much nagging 867 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,067 before he done had enough. 868 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,185 I told ya. 869 00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:52,302 He could have got in herewithout yelling 870 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,404 "Hallelujah" in my ear, right? 871 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,373 Preacher, you're supposedto take your shoes off 872 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,925 in the boom boom room. 873 00:32:57,926 --> 00:32:59,476 You're gonna tell me the rulesof the boom boom room? 874 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:02,112 I'm just trying to make surewe're clear, that's all. 875 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,513 -(TIRES SCREECHING)-Oh, Lord. 876 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,549 Spoke too soon. 877 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,317 (MUSIC PLAYING) 878 00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:10,354 DAX: Why are we slowing down? 879 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:12,423 Light just turned red. 880 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,491 So? Run it, fool! You know howworked up she can get. 881 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,360 UNCLE DREW: Oh, no, I ain'ttrying to get no ticket now. 882 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,733 BETTY LOU: Preacher! 883 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,068 I know you in that van! 884 00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:26,635 She got a baseball batin a church dress? 885 00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:34,144 I am Betty to the Lou. 886 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,279 They don't even knowwho they messing with. 887 00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,447 DAX: Don't you knowany players 888 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,682 that don't requirea road trip? 889 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,183 And what's the dealwith Betty Lou anyway? 890 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,318 It's just one weekend. 891 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,453 Is it me?Or is it nippy in here? 892 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,339 It ain't just you. 893 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,224 What is wrong with you two?I am melting over here. 894 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:50,027 Good. Looks like you couldstand to lose a few. 895 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,762 Is it just me,or is little man's head 896 00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:53,797 abnormally large for his body? 897 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,500 Hey, youngblood, how much doesyour neck hate your head? 898 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:58,502 -Big head, little neck.-Funny jokes. 899 00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,137 He was a baby bobblehead doll. 900 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:02,156 Wobble, wobble, wobble. 901 00:34:02,157 --> 00:34:04,174 Actually, my headis the most normalest size 902 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,609 you could think of.I've measured my head. 903 00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:08,145 Well, you sure gotsome little ass ears then. 904 00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:11,415 Mama deserve a purple heart,passin' a melon that big. 905 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,052 Anybody else use a disco nap? 906 00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:17,554 See, now that isa good idea, Preacher. 907 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,589 My eyelids been heavy all day. 908 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,096 (BOTH SNORING) 909 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,799 DAX: Seriously? 910 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,636 These two are unbelievable. 911 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,371 You good? 912 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,839 PREACHER: All set. 913 00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:37,741 Still a little nippyin here though. 914 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,509 That's strike two, youngblood. 915 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,578 The next one, you gonna beriding on the roof. 916 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,447 Not with that big ass head,he can't. 917 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,449 Too much wind resistance. 918 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,618 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 919 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,468 (BALL BOUNCING) 920 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:11,875 Hey, Preacher,can I ask you a question? 921 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,244 Can I say no? 922 00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:15,779 What happened to y'allback in the day, man? 923 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,380 Why did all y'all disappear? 924 00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:18,682 Gotta ask him that. 925 00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:21,818 So, Drew,what happened in 1968? 926 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,621 Nothing a few Ws can't fix. 927 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,723 You really thinkbasketball could fix 928 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,592 what happened with youand Big Fella? 929 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:29,860 Why not? 930 00:35:29,862 --> 00:35:33,663 Play the game the right way,it fixes everything. 931 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,566 You say so. 932 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,904 Come on, man. Okay, could youget a jug or something? 933 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,910 You really love basketball,don't you? 934 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,847 What's there not to love? 935 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,483 Basketball's the mostreliable thing in the world. 936 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:58,188 Don't complain,don't ask any questions. 937 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,757 You bounce it,comes right back up. 938 00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:04,427 What about you, youngblood?You ever play? 939 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:07,631 Nah, not really. 940 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,366 Why not? 941 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,334 'Cause I don't. 942 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:12,903 What's that supposed to mean? 943 00:36:12,905 --> 00:36:15,338 It means what I said, okay?I just coach, all right? 944 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,607 -I don't believe you.-I don't play, okay? 945 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,444 All right. Well, you're up. 946 00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:22,846 Wait a minute,I thought you was the pilot. 947 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,447 I need youto co-pilot for a spell. 948 00:36:24,449 --> 00:36:26,183 Address is on the dash. 949 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:29,553 Don't mess up my car. 950 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,588 PREACHER: Aw, snap! 951 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,723 Prostate ain'twhat it used to be. 952 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,592 DAX: How many times you gonnause the bathroom? 953 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:39,930 Jesus, man. Need like abuilt-in toilet in his shorts. 954 00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:42,732 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Now, pleaseenjoy the latest in sports. 955 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:43,934 NEWS ANCHOR: Let's go to Rucker Park 956 00:36:43,936 --> 00:36:45,803 where our man, Scoop Jackson 957 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,671 is interviewing seven-timewinner, Mookie Bass. 958 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,372 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 959 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,974 Scoop Jackson at the Rucker 50, Harlem, USA. 960 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,609 Here with my man, Mookie Bass. 961 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,077 -Damn, Mookie. -So, why do you keep 962 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:55,544 doing this, man? You have a history of just winnin' 963 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:56,713 and winnin' and winnin' this. 964 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,326 When is it ever gonna stop? 965 00:36:58,327 --> 00:36:59,938 Hey, that's a great question, Scoop. It's like, 966 00:36:59,939 --> 00:37:01,550 "What keeps you motivated?" You know what I mean? 967 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,286 And for me, it's a rivalry. 968 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:05,822 Its power is derived from rivalry, you know? 969 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,924 -Seriously?-What is your source of power? 970 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:11,328 When Thomas Jefferson sent car keys up in the sky, 971 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,762 and then it got hit by lightning, 972 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,364 and that started the first car. 973 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,166 This don't even make sense. 974 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,967 Now, I'm no scientist, so don't quote me on this. 975 00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:20,837 Although I do have a degree from Trump University. 976 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:24,507 But every power has a source for that power. 977 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:26,376 So, what's your source, then? 978 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,945 He know who he is and we'll just leave it at that. 979 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,448 Bam! (LAUGHS) 980 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:33,617 Shoutout to Pepsi. Shoutout to Oberto. 981 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,185 Shoutout to Aleve, 982 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,752 the number one painkiller in the game right now. 983 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:37,821 And there it is. 984 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,723 I'mma just get out of here. 985 00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,624 SCOOP: Rucker 50, Tournament of Champions, 986 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:43,525 all going down in three days, here in Harlem. Three days. 987 00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:44,761 I'm coming. 988 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:45,995 MOOKIE: Three days, you going down, Dix. 989 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:54,371 DAX: Damn, there's a lot of trees. 990 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,972 Hey, man, you're not kidnapping me, are you? 991 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:57,741 I'm serious. I saw the movie Get Out. 992 00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:59,526 The only reason I'm still in this van 993 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,310 'cause you're a old black man.But if you was white... 994 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,382 Drew, could youtell your girlfriends 995 00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,516 to get across the street? 996 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:16,459 Something I can helpyou gentlemen with? 997 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:19,462 Looking for an old friend. 998 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,731 First name, Wilbur,last name, Wallace. 999 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,500 You mean, Lights? 1000 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,535 Check the D&Bacross the street. 1001 00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,570 He likes to get his shots upbefore lunch. 1002 00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:29,572 Yeah, that is Lights.(TAPS TABLE) 1003 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:30,874 See, that's whatI am talking about. 1004 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:32,409 Somebody actually practicing. 1005 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,778 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1006 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:36,846 -Oh!-(LAUGHING) 1007 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,782 MAYA: Yeah, that's it. 1008 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:40,650 -Swish!-Oh, that was all net. 1009 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,320 (LAUGHS) 1010 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:45,422 -Good job.-Boom, baby! 1011 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,725 MAYA: Buckets. 1012 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,860 Girl, you should've seen meback in the day. 1013 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,929 -(GAME BUZZES)-Whoo-hoo! 1014 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,381 Well, how'd I do? 1015 00:38:54,382 --> 00:38:55,832 It's the highest scoreof the year, Lights. 1016 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,033 LIGHTS: That meansyou buying drinks, right? 1017 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,401 That's exactlywhat that means. 1018 00:38:58,403 --> 00:39:00,337 Means she's too nice to tell 1019 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:02,505 a old turkeylike yourself the truth. 1020 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,773 Wait a minute. 1021 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:05,842 Drew! 1022 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,777 -Lights.-Drew! 1023 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:08,912 What's going on, man? 1024 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,480 I'm right here,I'm right here. 1025 00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:11,581 What's going on? 1026 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,816 Okay, now. 1027 00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:14,601 How's the release? 1028 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,385 Oh, come on, Drew.Just get me to my spot. 1029 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,121 Once a shooter,always a shooter. 1030 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:20,390 What do you mean, "Once ashooter, always a shooter"? 1031 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:21,758 This dude shotnothin' but bricks. 1032 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,862 Damn, Preach. I didn't evennotice you over here. 1033 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,464 Who else did youroll in here with? 1034 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:29,182 He's right there. 1035 00:39:29,183 --> 00:39:30,899 Hey, man. Brother! Okay,this is my personal space. 1036 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,035 Sorry. 1037 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,587 DAX: Now, I gota question, because 1038 00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:35,138 I've been seeinga lot since I've been here. 1039 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,473 Are you blind? 1040 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,141 Legally or actually? 1041 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,610 That don't even make any...You know something? 1042 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,612 I'mma... I'mma chill out. 1043 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:44,414 Drew, can I talk to youfor five seconds? 1044 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,149 Yeah, yeah. You chill out. 1045 00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:48,051 Trying to find my boy, Boots. 1046 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,987 Oh, I'm Maya.Boots is my grandfather. 1047 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:54,023 Oh. Boots.Great to meet you, Maya. 1048 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:55,625 Where's the little shrimp,anyway? 1049 00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:58,995 Not good, Drew. Not good. 1050 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,532 MAYA: Grandpa. 1051 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,736 Grandpa, you have some friendshere to see you. 1052 00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:10,840 Right over there.You want to say hi? 1053 00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:21,184 (BALL BOUNCING) 1054 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:25,555 Heads up, little man. 1055 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:27,690 -Yeah. O.G.-(GASPS) 1056 00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:29,826 PREACHER: He still got it.UNCLE DREW: Yeah. 1057 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:31,861 There he is. 1058 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:34,597 How you doing, Boots? Ah, man. 1059 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,935 PREACHER: Band backtogether, huh? 1060 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,605 UNCLE DREW:Nah, I love you, too, bro. 1061 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:45,041 -It's good to see you now.-(GRUNTS) 1062 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:47,744 Hey, little lady,everything okay? 1063 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:50,013 It's just been yearssince he smiled like that, 1064 00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:51,915 and even longersince he tried to stand. 1065 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:55,118 Excuse me. You said this manhasn't walked in years? 1066 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,586 Yeah. A lot of years. 1067 00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:57,954 Look here, Drew.I ain't trying to break up 1068 00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,556 your bromance, brother,but, come on. 1069 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:00,957 It's no timefor that, youngblood. 1070 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,659 Gotta get Boots here packedand ready to go. 1071 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,628 I'm sorry. Packed for whatand ready to go where? 1072 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,830 You didn't thinkthat we was gonna 1073 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,097 leave here without him,did you? 1074 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:09,866 Okay, look, Drew, right? 1075 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,501 -Uncle Drew.-MAYA: Uncle Drew. 1076 00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:13,503 Can I just talk to you fora second over here, please? 1077 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:15,939 Okay, here's the deal.I am all for him 1078 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,173 getting a breakfrom this place 1079 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,975 'cause, quite frankly,I could use one, too. 1080 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:23,012 But his doctors have him ona full psychiatric lockdown. 1081 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,881 So, that means no trips. 1082 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,216 Just meanswe gotta break him out. 1083 00:41:26,218 --> 00:41:27,717 No, that's illegal. 1084 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,086 Break out?Do you even hear yourself? 1085 00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,554 You are insane! 1086 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,089 You're the coach, ain't you?Figure it out. 1087 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,759 Now, look, everybody.Just like on the court, 1088 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:39,062 -it's all about timing.-Okay. 1089 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,547 And I got the plan.Here we go. 1090 00:41:40,548 --> 00:41:42,031 Lights, I need you to go in,and I need you 1091 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:44,000 to distract these nurseshere and here. 1092 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,802 Once that happens, Preacher, 1093 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,971 I need you to go inand penetrate. Right? 1094 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,906 All the way to the psych wardand set a back pick... 1095 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,541 -What is a back pick?-...on the security guard. 1096 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:52,976 But make sure you do that,a good pick. 1097 00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,511 A good forwarddoes a good pick, 1098 00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,329 and that's whatI need you to do. 1099 00:41:56,330 --> 00:41:58,146 Once that happens, Drew,you're my all-star, brother. 1100 00:41:58,149 --> 00:41:59,682 I need you to sneak in there, 1101 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,885 right, and get Bootsundiscreetly... 1102 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,019 -Undiscreetly?-...take him to 1103 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,152 the freight elevatorall the way to the roof. 1104 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,588 You know he's in a wheelchair? 1105 00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:07,022 Once you get to the roof,guess who's there? Me. 1106 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,091 Your boy. I'mma have a rope... 1107 00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:09,158 Rope? 1108 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,443 What do we do with that rope? 1109 00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:11,727 We tie the rope securelyon the wheelchair. 1110 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:12,829 We will lower him down 1111 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,797 -nice and slow...-Whoa, lower? 1112 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:15,932 -Until...-(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1113 00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:18,601 Who is it? 1114 00:42:18,603 --> 00:42:20,570 You know, I don'tmind you being here, 1115 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:22,005 but I had to drawall this up 1116 00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:24,107 for you just to roll downhere on your own? 1117 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,642 Look, just get in the van. 1118 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,845 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1119 00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:32,949 Pure magic. 1120 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,621 Think I don't knowwhat you're up to, little man? 1121 00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:39,822 You think you're slick,don't you? 1122 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,292 This ain't nothingbut a full-court press. 1123 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:45,895 I'll just take your rook,boom! 1124 00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:54,070 Hold up. Wait a minute.Wait a minute. 1125 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,338 -Run that back, man.-(LAUGHS) 1126 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,873 Run that back.Double or nothing this time. 1127 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,841 Double or nothing this time. 1128 00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:00,677 DAX: So, you sureyou really wanna do this? 1129 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,712 You know, this vanis full of old people, 1130 00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:04,614 and it's already smellinglike pee and Poligrip. 1131 00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:09,185 That is true. But I wanna seemy grandpa happy, you know? 1132 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:10,954 Why do they callyour grandpa Boots? 1133 00:43:10,956 --> 00:43:12,339 Well,it's an interesting story. 1134 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,723 He wore the sameworn out pair of kicks 1135 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,058 every time he stepped footon the court. 1136 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:16,960 He refused to playin anything else. 1137 00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:19,929 He would tell people thatthey were his work boots. 1138 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,365 You know,I think it's really sweet 1139 00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:24,000 what you're doing for them. 1140 00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:25,802 We all need somethingto look forward to, 1141 00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:28,071 even if it isjust a pipe dream. 1142 00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:31,174 What do you mean, pipe dream?Uncle Drew is the real deal. 1143 00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:33,776 Yeah, but you don't actuallythink they could win, do you? 1144 00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:35,345 I mean, that's whatmakes it so sweet, 1145 00:43:35,347 --> 00:43:37,313 is thatyou're doing it anyway. 1146 00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:38,948 You're basically just setting 1147 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,684 $5,000 on fireto see them happy. 1148 00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:46,756 If you ask me,that's pretty noble. 1149 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:50,860 Exactly who I am, you know?Dax the Noble. (CHUCKLES) 1150 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:57,000 We got a blind guy, a guy who can't even walk, 1151 00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:59,669 and a preacher who still keep a perm in his head. 1152 00:43:59,671 --> 00:44:01,187 What's wrongwith this next guy? 1153 00:44:01,188 --> 00:44:02,704 PREACHER: You wanna tell himor should we? 1154 00:44:02,707 --> 00:44:03,923 DAX: Tell me what? 1155 00:44:03,924 --> 00:44:05,140 UNCLE DREW:Don't even worry about it. 1156 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,810 Oh. Sure you don't want usto go with you? 1157 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:10,880 Some songs are best sung solo. 1158 00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:13,950 Dibs on the vanif he actually kills you. 1159 00:44:13,952 --> 00:44:16,352 (BIG FELLA GRUNTING) 1160 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:19,756 -(KIDS GRUNT)-(SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE) 1161 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,124 Hold stance. 1162 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,728 (GRUNTING) 1163 00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,331 -(KIDS GRUNT)-(SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE) 1164 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:32,268 (IN ENGLISH) Remember,my young grasshoppers, 1165 00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:34,137 without the proper focus, 1166 00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:36,005 you will never truly masteryour mind and body. 1167 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,373 KIDS: Yes, Sifu. 1168 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,708 (BELL JINGLES) 1169 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:41,844 BIG FELLA: It is alsoimportant to remember, 1170 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:45,181 without a good defense,your offense means nothing. 1171 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,283 KIDS: Yes, Sifu. 1172 00:44:47,285 --> 00:44:50,453 Now, go in peace.Get out of here. 1173 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,956 (KIDS CHATTERING) 1174 00:44:57,696 --> 00:45:00,163 PREACHER: Look like a sceneout of Game of Death. 1175 00:45:00,165 --> 00:45:02,465 All these years, and you stillain't figured out 1176 00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:05,368 that the best defenseis good offense, huh? 1177 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:06,436 It's good to see you,Big Fella. 1178 00:45:06,438 --> 00:45:07,821 (GROANS) 1179 00:45:07,822 --> 00:45:09,205 -Oh, my God, they're fighting.-What happened? 1180 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,273 -Okay.-MAYA: Go get him. 1181 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,708 Drew got knocked out, man. 1182 00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:14,811 I got to bethe getaway driver. 1183 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:16,879 I brought my driving gloves. 1184 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,081 That dude is a giant. 1185 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,383 Best drop stepin the business. 1186 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,387 Sup, Big Fella? 1187 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:26,923 That sucker punch is the firstfree throw you ever made. 1188 00:45:27,726 --> 00:45:29,459 (GROANING) 1189 00:45:31,096 --> 00:45:32,495 Putting the teamback together. 1190 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:35,465 I can't do thatunless you're on board. 1191 00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:37,900 How about we playone-on-one for it? 1192 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:41,404 Can't always play your wayout your problems. 1193 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,172 It's worked outpretty good so far. 1194 00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:44,807 -Has it though?-DAX: Okay, okay. Hey, hey. 1195 00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:45,908 Time out! 1196 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,777 Large karate man, excuse me. 1197 00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:50,179 You look likeWolverine's grandfather. 1198 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,215 That's none of my business,that's your look. 1199 00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:55,251 Okay, I get it.Uncle Drew is annoying. 1200 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:58,321 He's been getting on my nervesfor the last few days. 1201 00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:00,456 So, you don't have to do thisfor him, that's cool. 1202 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:02,258 But what about the restof these cats? 1203 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,360 One last time aroundthe block, Big Fella. 1204 00:46:04,362 --> 00:46:05,428 What about Lights? 1205 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,863 In the van with Boots. 1206 00:46:06,865 --> 00:46:07,930 Boots? 1207 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,999 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 1208 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:16,906 I'll sweeten the deal for you. 1209 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:19,242 You can do whateveryou want to this man. 1210 00:46:19,244 --> 00:46:20,777 -Wait, what?-You can slap him, 1211 00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:23,279 you could karate chop him,you can nunchuck him. 1212 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,748 Knock him out again, kick him. 1213 00:46:25,749 --> 00:46:28,216 Okay, you can have a step showon his old ass body. 1214 00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:30,920 I don't care.But come play with us, man. 1215 00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:33,156 Come on, man. 1216 00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:42,565 I mean, what does that meanin kung fu? Is that a yes? 1217 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:44,233 Yeah, he's coming. 1218 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:47,537 Yes. We got a gianton our team! 1219 00:46:47,539 --> 00:46:49,872 And I hopehe can play basketball. 1220 00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:51,440 Hey, man,what are you doing, man? 1221 00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:52,975 You ain't supposed to bebehind the wheel. 1222 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,343 I'm the getaway driver. 1223 00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:55,511 What you mean,you the getaway driver? 1224 00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:56,846 Dude, we ain't rob a bank. 1225 00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:58,381 I got this, young fella,I got this. 1226 00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:00,027 Oh, come on now, Lights, 1227 00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:01,672 you know you're notsupposed to be driving. 1228 00:47:01,673 --> 00:47:03,317 Come on, man.Not even a block or two? 1229 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,254 No, no, you can't drive. 1230 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:07,557 (BELL RINGING) 1231 00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:09,091 Is that who I think it is? 1232 00:47:09,093 --> 00:47:11,527 (TRAIN HORN BLARES) 1233 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:13,896 -Where the hell she come from?-(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 1234 00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:16,032 -What's happening? What?-Betty Lou is happening. 1235 00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:17,200 -Come on.-Why are we scared? 1236 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:18,568 -Who is Betty Lou?-That's my wife. 1237 00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:20,203 I wasn't supposedto leave the house. 1238 00:47:20,205 --> 00:47:22,138 Come on, Lights.You gotta get out the car now. 1239 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:24,173 -LIGHTS: Drew, it's stuck.-Wait, where is Big Fella? 1240 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,241 Come on, we gotta move. 1241 00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:26,559 Shut up,I'm not talking to you. 1242 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,876 UNCLE DREW: Come on now,Betty Lou's coming. 1243 00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:29,612 -BIG FELLA: Who?-Betty Lou's coming. 1244 00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:32,181 I'm gonna kill him. 1245 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,583 Lights, don't worryabout the seat belt. 1246 00:47:33,585 --> 00:47:35,518 -I can drive?-Gas it before she kill us! 1247 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,619 Not a scratch, you hear me? 1248 00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:37,954 I got you, Drew. 1249 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:39,121 (FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1250 00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:42,091 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1251 00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:43,459 -LIGHTS: Buckle up.-Punch it, fool! 1252 00:47:43,461 --> 00:47:44,560 LIGHTS: Whoo-hoo! 1253 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,162 DAX: You're goingthe wrong way! 1254 00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:48,130 You're going in reverse! 1255 00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:50,633 -(LAUGHING)-Lights, turn, turn! 1256 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:52,635 -(TIRES SCREECHING)-(ALL SCREAMING) 1257 00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,871 -(LIGHTS WHOOPING)-Lights! 1258 00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:56,105 LIGHTS: One voice, all right? 1259 00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:58,107 Ears can't takeall that hollering. 1260 00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:02,645 PREACHER: Incoming! 1261 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:04,981 (FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1262 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,983 DAX: You got a old pickup toyour left. Just curl around it 1263 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:08,117 like you're jumpingoff to your spot. 1264 00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,286 (TIRES SCREECHING)(LIGHTS EXCLAIMS) 1265 00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:12,889 (ALL EXCLAIM) 1266 00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,123 UNCLE DREW: Brace for impact! 1267 00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:16,092 (ALL SCREAMING) 1268 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,396 Jesus, take the wheel. 1269 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:21,998 -Pull over!-No! 1270 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,100 You don't know whoyou're messing with, hobbit! 1271 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:26,135 I'm not a hobbit, lady!I'm a man! 1272 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:28,504 (BOTH PANTING)(HORN HONKING) 1273 00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:30,640 Hit the freeway!She won't drive on no highway! 1274 00:48:31,376 --> 00:48:32,909 Spin it to win it. 1275 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,443 -MAYA: What?-(ALL SCREAMING) 1276 00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:44,987 (LAUGHING) 1277 00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:48,991 LIGHTS: Oh, y'all want me to keep driving? 1278 00:48:48,993 --> 00:48:50,760 ALL: No! 1279 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,528 LIGHTS: I thought I did okay myself. 1280 00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,397 (FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1281 00:49:02,173 --> 00:49:03,506 (SIGHS) Here goes nothing. 1282 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,709 (GIRLS CHATTERING) 1283 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,311 (BEEPS) 1284 00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:10,379 -(BALL BOUNCING)-(CHATTER CONTINUES) 1285 00:49:18,056 --> 00:49:20,556 Let's go, ladies.On the bus. On the bus. 1286 00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:22,391 Hey, hey, Coach. Excuse me. 1287 00:49:22,393 --> 00:49:24,193 How you doin', man?Dax Winslow, brother. 1288 00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:26,128 Are these girlsjust wearing uniforms 1289 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,164 just to be wearing them?Or are they any good? 1290 00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:31,100 You're not from around here,are you? 1291 00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:34,270 Two time, back-to-backstate champions. 1292 00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:36,172 I got $100 that say my guys 1293 00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:39,475 right here could destroythese prom queens. 1294 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,978 You got life insurancepolicies on these guys, right? 1295 00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:44,213 Hopefully, you gottheir parents' permission. 1296 00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:47,316 It would be impolite of menot to take your bet. 1297 00:49:47,986 --> 00:49:50,386 -$100, man.-Sold. 1298 00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:52,688 Look, guys,we need to practice, okay? 1299 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:54,690 What do you mean? Right now? 1300 00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:56,559 Look, this might bethe only opportunity we get. 1301 00:49:56,561 --> 00:49:57,977 What about Grandpa? 1302 00:49:57,978 --> 00:49:59,394 You know he can'tactually play, right? 1303 00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:01,564 Yeah, I figured the littlehobbit could take his spot. 1304 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:03,666 Look here, Papa Smurf, okay?Nobody asked you. 1305 00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:05,501 And, look, if we just gottaplay with four people, 1306 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,870 then we'll dojust four-on-four. 1307 00:50:07,871 --> 00:50:10,238 We got one day, one damn day,until the Rucker. 1308 00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:13,309 We need to be prepared.Meet me outside, guys. 1309 00:50:13,311 --> 00:50:15,211 Come on, Big Fella. 1310 00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,046 COACH: Let's go, Trojans.Match up, now. 1311 00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:19,315 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1312 00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:20,750 BIG FELLA: Pass the ball. 1313 00:50:20,752 --> 00:50:22,618 I'm open! Pass the ball! 1314 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:24,420 LIGHTS: Yeah, Preach. 1315 00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:25,554 -(LAUGHS)-PREACHER: Oh, yeah. 1316 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:26,789 LIGHTS: Make it rain! 1317 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:29,025 PREACHER: (GRUNTS)That's a ladies' ball. 1318 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:30,793 BIG FELLA: I'm open. 1319 00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:32,595 (GIRLS CHATTERING) 1320 00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:35,631 Come on. 1321 00:50:39,037 --> 00:50:40,102 COACH: Wait a minute. 1322 00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:43,205 Come on, guys, come on! 1323 00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,640 -Get down.-BIG FELLA: Pass the ball. 1324 00:50:44,642 --> 00:50:45,741 Hurry up! 1325 00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:48,210 Move those old bodies! 1326 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,345 BIG FELLA: Let me getsome of that. 1327 00:50:50,348 --> 00:50:51,714 COACH: Wave me over.Match up. 1328 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,399 Up top, up top. 1329 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,083 LIGHTS: Oh, this is bringingback memories now! 1330 00:50:55,787 --> 00:50:57,486 (COUGHS) Goddamn! 1331 00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:58,621 LIGHTS: Big Fella! 1332 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,643 You mother... 1333 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:04,527 Not exactly whatyou were expecting, huh? 1334 00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:05,694 No, they are garbage. 1335 00:51:05,696 --> 00:51:07,763 Yeah, but they're smiling. 1336 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:10,066 I mean, that's gotta countfor something, right? 1337 00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,467 Look at these guys. I mean, 1338 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,169 Lights couldn't make a basket 1339 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,437 if he hada braille trail to it. 1340 00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:15,838 LIGHTS: Raindrop! 1341 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,706 Big Fella and Uncle Drew,they're talkin'. 1342 00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:20,076 -You're not open to me.-Pass the ball, Kobe. 1343 00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:21,343 Come on, guys! 1344 00:51:21,345 --> 00:51:22,645 UNCLE DREW: I got it. 1345 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:25,314 LIGHTS: Lights out, baby.Wait a minute. 1346 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:27,116 You see?That's good basketball. 1347 00:51:27,118 --> 00:51:28,484 BIG FELLA: Barbeque chicken,barbeque chicken. 1348 00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:30,153 Lobster in the house. 1349 00:51:30,154 --> 00:51:31,821 LIGHTS: Big Fella!There you go! There you go! 1350 00:51:33,157 --> 00:51:34,590 Better step out. 1351 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,526 -Come on.-Time out! 1352 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:38,861 See the way they movewithout the ball? 1353 00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:40,362 They're all connected as one. 1354 00:51:40,364 --> 00:51:41,730 Reminds me of usback in the day. 1355 00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:43,682 -LIGHTS: Of us?-(ALL PANTING) 1356 00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:45,633 If they score one more point,fellas, that's it. 1357 00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:47,470 Come on, Drew, you told methese dudes can play. 1358 00:51:47,472 --> 00:51:49,138 This guy right herecan't even see. 1359 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,606 Look, I'm standing heredoing this. 1360 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:51,874 He don't even knowI'm doing that. Okay? 1361 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:54,243 And this dude,he's a karate man. 1362 00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:55,744 -He's meditating right now.-(BIG FELLA CHANTING) 1363 00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:58,414 Y'all gotta get it together.Drew, it's on you now, man. 1364 00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,683 Stop passing the ball. 1365 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:03,752 You are the lead singer,the leader of this team. 1366 00:52:03,754 --> 00:52:06,155 You are Gladys Knightand these dudes are the Pips. 1367 00:52:06,157 --> 00:52:08,624 It's just a scrimmage,youngblood. That's all it is. 1368 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,826 It's not justa scrimmage! Okay? 1369 00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:14,330 Look, I bet $100 on the game. 1370 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,165 -What?-What am I supposed to do? 1371 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:17,733 Man, we don't haveno more gas left. 1372 00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:19,300 We're just runnin' on fumes.What you want me to do? 1373 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,604 (SIGHS) Look, guys,they need to score 1374 00:52:21,606 --> 00:52:23,239 one more time. Just stop 'em. 1375 00:52:23,241 --> 00:52:24,757 You're really tall. 1376 00:52:24,758 --> 00:52:26,274 Just put your arms up,they're little girls. 1377 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,676 (GIRLS SHOUTING) 1378 00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:33,616 (GIRLS CHEERING) 1379 00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:34,817 Come on, man! 1380 00:52:36,754 --> 00:52:42,258 Good job, guys. Stayin' alive,breathing. Good effort. 1381 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,826 COACH: Great teamwork, girls.Great teamwork. 1382 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:45,794 BIG FELLA: Good game,good game. 1383 00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:46,929 PREACHER: Good game, ladies. 1384 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:50,566 Hey, Coach. 1385 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:52,301 Pleasure doingbusiness with you. 1386 00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,607 Yeah. Me and the fellasteamed up 1387 00:52:58,609 --> 00:52:59,875 to take care of that for you. 1388 00:53:00,645 --> 00:53:02,178 I just don't understand 1389 00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:03,712 why you ain't ask usfor the gas money? 1390 00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:08,484 It's not a big deal.Just had to tell us. 1391 00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:09,785 And, remember, 1392 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:12,821 Gladys Knight ain't nothingwithout the Pips. 1393 00:53:16,227 --> 00:53:18,527 (R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 1394 00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:22,831 (SIGHS) Listen, Drew,I really appreciate you guys 1395 00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:24,900 having my backback there, right? 1396 00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:26,502 But that doesn'ttake away from the fact 1397 00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:27,636 that we gotour butts kicked 1398 00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:29,271 by some teenage girls. 1399 00:53:29,273 --> 00:53:31,023 Matter of fact,maybe we should look 1400 00:53:31,024 --> 00:53:32,774 -to get some more players.-Forget that, youngblood. 1401 00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:35,878 My roster, my team. 1402 00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:44,820 Mind if we talk for a minute? 1403 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:47,756 (CHANTING ON HEADPHONES) 1404 00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:49,925 I was thinking about the waywe used to run pick and roll. 1405 00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,594 Might make sense if... 1406 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:57,666 Fine. 1407 00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:01,437 Everything goodback there, Preach? 1408 00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:04,240 Just thinkingabout my Betty Lou is all. 1409 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:07,643 You'll be back in her armsbefore you know it. 1410 00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:13,482 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1411 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:43,612 DAX: Yes! It may have took usa while to get here, 1412 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,582 but we are finally hereat the Rucker. 1413 00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:48,684 (SIGHS) Some of the greatestbasketball players 1414 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,452 you've ever seenhave played in this... 1415 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,421 You mind giving usa minute, youngblood? 1416 00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:56,392 (STAMMERS) Okay. Sure. 1417 00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:00,496 We're here, fellas. 1418 00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:03,565 Oh, man. 1419 00:55:06,537 --> 00:55:08,871 I played on damn nearevery outdoor court 1420 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:10,472 in the countryover the years, 1421 00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,641 but battlingbetween the lines, 1422 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,411 with you fellas here,always felt like home. 1423 00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:17,713 LIGHTS: Feel you, Drew.I feel you. 1424 00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:20,916 I got each of youa little something. 1425 00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:28,957 Now, I know you never likedthe way they looked, 1426 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:31,360 but Doc put a lensin there for a reason. 1427 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:36,665 Take your time, now. 1428 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,001 Now, go help him put it on.Put it on. 1429 00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,409 LIGHTS: Why didn't y'allsay anything? 1430 00:55:47,411 --> 00:55:49,611 (LAUGHS) 1431 00:55:49,613 --> 00:55:54,450 Man, y'all look so... So old. 1432 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:56,118 -I think he can see.-(LAUGHS) 1433 00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,889 And, Preach.That face! (LAUGHS) 1434 00:56:00,891 --> 00:56:04,426 I can see! Lights out, baby! 1435 00:56:04,428 --> 00:56:05,894 Whoo-hoo! 1436 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:09,832 Oh, yeah! Yeah, Drew. 1437 00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:12,000 Welcome home, Lights.Welcome home. 1438 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,903 I know you remember this one. 1439 00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:17,706 Gave it to mewhen we was nine. 1440 00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:20,309 You told me... 1441 00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:21,643 Told you it would give youa strength 1442 00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:23,579 you didn't even knowthat you had. 1443 00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:27,449 And it did.Now it's your turn. 1444 00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:42,931 LIGHTS: Oh, come finish this,Preach. Come finish it. 1445 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,133 MAYA: All right, Preacher! 1446 00:56:44,135 --> 00:56:46,068 Aw, yeah, baby. 1447 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:49,071 Boots, you ain't thinkI forgot about you, did you? 1448 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:52,141 Left 'em backin the van in '68. 1449 00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:54,476 Figured they might still gota little spring to 'em. 1450 00:56:59,483 --> 00:57:00,616 Yeah. 1451 00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,086 Just like you left 'em. Hmm? 1452 00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:12,528 I love you, too, bruh. 1453 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:15,764 Easy now. 1454 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,466 Let's see if they fitbefore you start 1455 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,535 going and gettingall emotional on me. 1456 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,639 (CHUCKLES) 1457 00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:35,918 No, wait. Is he... 1458 00:57:37,588 --> 00:57:38,954 He can't get up. He... 1459 00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:46,495 (LIGHTS GASPS) 1460 00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,063 Yeah. Yeah. 1461 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:50,532 UNCLE DREW: Oh, nice. 1462 00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:54,036 Look as good as the first timeyou put 'em on. 1463 00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:03,078 Yeah. 1464 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,580 Yeah, Bootsie! 1465 00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:06,748 (ALL LAUGH) 1466 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,817 That's it, Boots. That's it. 1467 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:12,488 Kinda like breathing. Couldn'tforget how even if you tried. 1468 00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:21,563 I saved the best for last. 1469 00:58:25,569 --> 00:58:27,536 Brick CityTwo-on-Two Tournament, 1470 00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:28,971 when we was 15 years old. 1471 00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:31,573 First tournamentwe ever won together. 1472 00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:47,523 (SIGHS) Yeah. 1473 00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:54,563 BIG FELLA:This ain't no apology. 1474 00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:55,864 Don't even try it. 1475 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:07,209 PREACHER: Big Fella.Big Fella. 1476 00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:14,182 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1477 00:59:14,184 --> 00:59:16,885 Hey, Jess. Come on, open up,it's me. It's Dax. 1478 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:18,153 -(SHOWER RUNNING)-Yeah, I got a team now. 1479 00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:19,821 I really thinkwe got a chance. 1480 00:59:19,823 --> 00:59:22,658 Did it ever occur to youto call first? 1481 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:24,560 It did occur to meto call first. 1482 00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:26,762 But I couldn't becauseyou cut my cell phone off. 1483 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:29,765 That's because I broke upwith your pathetic ass. 1484 00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:31,033 But you know what? 1485 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:33,869 My new boyfriend,he took care of everything. 1486 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,203 Wait, what you mean,you got a new boyfriend? 1487 00:59:35,205 --> 00:59:36,271 We just broke up... 1488 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,741 Hey, what's up? 1489 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,243 What's that facial expression? 1490 00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,245 You look like someonejust took your girl. 1491 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:44,913 Oh, that's right. 1492 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,248 Oh, I think that'swhat happened, though. 1493 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,683 JESS: (LAUGHING) Yeah. 1494 00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:49,184 Sorry we couldn'thear you knocking 1495 00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:51,153 -'cause we was in the shower.-JESS: Mmm-hmm. 1496 00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:52,254 MOOKIE: We weren't gettin'clean, were we? 1497 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,473 No, we weren't. 1498 00:59:54,474 --> 00:59:56,691 -No, we were getting dirty.-Dirty. You so dirty. 1499 00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:58,627 Y'all know I'm standing here,right? 1500 00:59:58,629 --> 01:00:00,028 Can I just get my uniformsand get out of here? 1501 01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:01,096 -Uniforms?-Uniforms. 1502 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,230 -How come?-I got a team. 1503 01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:03,732 -You got a team?-Yes. 1504 01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:06,835 -Aw, that's cute, bruh.-JESS: Mmm-hmm. 1505 01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:08,270 -That's real cute.-MOOKIE: Here ya go. 1506 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:11,073 Good luck. Hey, will youcook me breakfast? 1507 01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:12,641 Mmm, I'll make youan omelet, boo. 1508 01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:14,743 Oh, I'mma scramble your eggs. 1509 01:00:14,744 --> 01:00:16,844 DUKE TANGO: Welcome, ladiesand gentlemen, boys and girls, 1510 01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:19,047 to the Rucker 50th Tournament of Champions. 1511 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,717 I am yours truly, Duke Tango. 1512 01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:23,919 Today we bring you the best of the best 1513 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:27,189 of the Rucker crowd and $100,000. 1514 01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:29,625 That's right, $100,000, 1515 01:00:29,627 --> 01:00:33,295 and it's all here in Harlem, US of A! 1516 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:35,063 This is where it happens. 1517 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:37,065 This will make you, this will break you. 1518 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:39,267 Here we go! Game one. 1519 01:00:39,269 --> 01:00:41,903 Hilltop Mavericks versus Homecourt Advantage. 1520 01:00:41,905 --> 01:00:45,040 Let's do this! Let's do this! Oh, yeah! 1521 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:46,975 (CROWD CHEERING) 1522 01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:49,778 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 1523 01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:09,297 (DUKE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1524 01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:12,034 (CROWD CHEERING) 1525 01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:25,447 DUKE: It's one of those days 1526 01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:27,049 when the crowd is a little thin. 1527 01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:29,117 (DUKE CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1528 01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:34,389 Now, is it meor is it empty in here? 1529 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:36,224 LIGHTS: Nah, Preach,it ain't you. 1530 01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:39,227 We used to ball out in frontof twice as many people. 1531 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:40,929 Youngblood, I don't knowabout this name. 1532 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:42,698 PREACHER: Bruh, I'm straightfrom Chocolate City. 1533 01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,700 Yeah, I think, guys, it's moreabout where we are now... 1534 01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:46,835 Stop! Look,it's not about the name. 1535 01:01:46,837 --> 01:01:49,471 We don't havea fifth player, guys. 1536 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:51,106 If we don't get nobody else,we gotta forfeit. 1537 01:01:51,108 --> 01:01:52,908 We need Big Fella.Where is he at? 1538 01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,176 He'll be here. 1539 01:01:54,178 --> 01:01:56,311 Yeah, but what if he's not? 1540 01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:58,747 I'm pretty surethose basketball shoes. 1541 01:01:58,749 --> 01:02:00,782 Although,your calf-to-shoe ratio 1542 01:02:00,784 --> 01:02:02,184 is not all that great. 1543 01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:03,351 Yeah, and his body'sreally bad. 1544 01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:04,686 It's not built for jumping. 1545 01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:06,020 DAX: Okay. Okay.Let me tell y'all something... 1546 01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,355 I don't play basketball. 1547 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,991 And, yes, my calvesdon't match my body. 1548 01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,426 I done had these calvessince I was seven. 1549 01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:13,078 Went to a doctor, sawsomebody, and he was, like, 1550 01:02:13,079 --> 01:02:14,729 "Hey, man, we don't know whatwe can do about it." 1551 01:02:14,732 --> 01:02:16,998 Yes! He is here. 1552 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,736 The Black Messiah.Grandfather. Okay. 1553 01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,137 -MAYA: Don't. He is here...-He's here. 1554 01:02:22,139 --> 01:02:23,238 Everybody get on the court. 1555 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,307 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Let's go. 1556 01:02:25,309 --> 01:02:27,075 (SCATTERED SHOUTING) 1557 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:31,313 What are you doing? Move! 1558 01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:32,447 Something you wanna say to me? 1559 01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:34,182 We're in the middle of a game! 1560 01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:35,784 Can we get some help out here? 1561 01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:37,386 I don't know what's going on 1562 01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:38,987 at the half court position, but it ain't helping 'em. 1563 01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:40,155 Are they fighting? 1564 01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:41,322 I'm not running downuntil you say it. 1565 01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:42,858 -Say what?-You know what. 1566 01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:44,025 I'm not talking about her. 1567 01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:45,127 -Hey, hey, hey, timeout.-(WHISTLE BLOWS) 1568 01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:47,129 Yo, yo, yo! Hey, hey. 1569 01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:49,030 Come here, bring it in.What are you two doing? 1570 01:02:49,032 --> 01:02:50,482 I ain't run out on my old lady 1571 01:02:50,483 --> 01:02:51,933 just so we can come out hereand play like this. 1572 01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,135 I'm out. 1573 01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:54,336 Hey, nah, you're not goingnowhere, Drew. 1574 01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,504 You will stay right here. 1575 01:02:55,506 --> 01:02:57,105 And I don't knowwhat you two are doing. 1576 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:58,306 You said you wannateach the kids 1577 01:02:58,308 --> 01:03:00,542 how to play the gamethe right way. 1578 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:02,777 But this is not the right way,arguin' with your teammate. 1579 01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:05,847 Let's play some basketball!We are a team. 1580 01:03:05,849 --> 01:03:08,116 Bring it in, guys. Come on. 1581 01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:10,852 Whatever y'all got going on,work it out after the game. 1582 01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:13,822 Bring it in.Harlem Money on three. 1583 01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:15,056 -One...-Let's go get this money, man. 1584 01:03:15,058 --> 01:03:16,124 Come on. 1585 01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:17,893 Well, just play. 1586 01:03:17,894 --> 01:03:19,294 -(MUSIC PLAYING)-DUKE: Back to live action, 1587 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:20,462 here we go! 1588 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:23,515 This is Boots with the ball. 1589 01:03:23,516 --> 01:03:26,567 Over to my man, Uncle. Uncle Drew, yes! Uncle Drew! 1590 01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:28,970 This is The Mosquito with the handle. 1591 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:31,406 Oh, no, no, no! Steal away for Uncle! 1592 01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:34,543 Look at the handle. 1593 01:03:39,082 --> 01:03:41,216 75 years oldand still can't admit it. 1594 01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:49,925 Selfish son of a bitch. 1595 01:03:49,927 --> 01:03:52,394 DUKE: Uncle Drew doing it once again. 1596 01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:54,162 (ALL CHEERING) 1597 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:58,133 It's the third period, baby.The Uncle Drew Show continues. 1598 01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:02,070 (ALL CHEERING) 1599 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,244 Harlem Money is running away with this one. 1600 01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:12,147 Another basket and they will be going to the next round. 1601 01:04:12,149 --> 01:04:13,915 How come you just can't admityou messed up? 1602 01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:15,150 We hardly even knew her. 1603 01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:16,284 Matter of fact,I bet you can't 1604 01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:17,352 even remember her dang name. 1605 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,354 You don't rememberher dang name? 1606 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:20,422 (GROANS) 1607 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:23,058 I married her, punk. 1608 01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,459 (GROANING) 1609 01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:27,462 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 1610 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,631 PREACHER: Come on, baby.Come on. 1611 01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,299 You really wannamake this right? 1612 01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:32,601 Stop running from the truth. 1613 01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,353 UNCLE DREW: Can't believeyou ended up 1614 01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,355 marrying her anyway. 1615 01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:54,656 BIG FELLA: Can't believeyou slept with her 1616 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:56,057 the night before the finals. 1617 01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:00,395 I loved her. 1618 01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,164 I don't knowif you knew this, but... 1619 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,532 Yeah, I knew. (SIGHS) 1620 01:05:05,469 --> 01:05:07,602 I always knew. 1621 01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:10,906 Spent five decadespretending like I didn't. 1622 01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:12,240 But I saw the wayyou looked at her 1623 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,608 when she walked in the park. 1624 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,410 So, why'd you do it, then? 1625 01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:19,481 I loved her, too. 1626 01:05:23,186 --> 01:05:26,221 Look, Big Fella, I'm sorry. 1627 01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:31,993 I've been sorrymy whole damn life. 1628 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:35,563 You mean that? 1629 01:05:35,565 --> 01:05:37,265 I mean thatwith everything I got. 1630 01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:43,204 If I can go backand change it, I would. 1631 01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,407 Believe me. 1632 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:56,017 I need you to feed me. 1633 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,019 Excuse me? 1634 01:05:58,021 --> 01:05:59,254 You may not understand this, 1635 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:01,589 but, uh, I can reallyshoot the ball. 1636 01:06:02,659 --> 01:06:04,359 Let the Big Fella eat, huh? 1637 01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:06,161 Like The Last Supper, baby. 1638 01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:08,997 Oh, too slow, too slow. 1639 01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:10,966 ANGELO: Hey, that ain't nofigment of my imagination. 1640 01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:12,534 Somebody 'bout to eattheir words. 1641 01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:15,670 That's Drew there.Hey, Drew, hey! 1642 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:17,739 Look at that face! Go ahead,scratch and smell him. 1643 01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:19,074 Scratch and smell him. 1644 01:06:19,076 --> 01:06:21,176 -You real.-Yeah. 1645 01:06:21,177 --> 01:06:23,277 (SNIFFS) He real. He real man.This ain't no hologram. 1646 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,546 Been a minute, Angelo.What's goin' on? 1647 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:26,098 Oh, been a minute. 1648 01:06:26,099 --> 01:06:27,649 Good to see you, Drew.Always good to see you. 1649 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:31,152 What you gonna do with allthat money when you win? 1650 01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:34,189 -Come again?-The purse. The purse, Drew. 1651 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,658 The hundred stacksof high society at stake. 1652 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,026 You know, the duckets. 1653 01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:39,761 Wasn't ever no purseback in the day. 1654 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:42,130 No, it wasn't evernothin' like that. 1655 01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:45,000 But $100,000 of cash, baby. 1656 01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:48,570 I'd sign up, you knowwhat I'm saying? 1657 01:06:53,443 --> 01:06:55,076 UNCLE DREW: You thinkI'm stupid, youngblood? 1658 01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:56,745 Hundred grandis a whole lot of money. 1659 01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:00,015 Look, man, I was gonnatalk to you about... 1660 01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:02,117 Yeah, when? When? 1661 01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:05,787 You just don't get it, do you,youngblood? This game... 1662 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:10,658 The love I got for it,it's all sacred to me. 1663 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,560 You told methat you love the game. 1664 01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:14,496 You don't love the game. 1665 01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:17,499 You use it just like you useeverything else in your life. 1666 01:07:17,501 --> 01:07:19,401 You ain't nothingbut a hustler. 1667 01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:25,306 Hey, man,who you talking to, man? 1668 01:07:25,308 --> 01:07:27,308 Hey! Talkin' to you, man. 1669 01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:28,510 Watch your tone, youngblood. 1670 01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:30,145 You don't think I gotlove for this game? 1671 01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:32,213 Don't nobody love this gamemore than me. 1672 01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:35,050 Talkin' about Jordan, 63against Boston. I saw that. 1673 01:07:35,052 --> 01:07:36,584 Laettner's turnaroundagainst Kentucky. 1674 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,219 Bird steals the ball to win 1675 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,655 the Eastern Conference Finalsto beat the Pistons. 1676 01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:43,124 I saw all of thatand I loved it. 1677 01:07:43,126 --> 01:07:45,760 But guess what,the game never loved me back. 1678 01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:49,097 So, then what happened then? 1679 01:07:53,804 --> 01:07:55,470 I missed a shot. 1680 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,207 I shot it, it got blocked. 1681 01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:03,545 I was humiliated.Everybody walked out on me. 1682 01:08:08,552 --> 01:08:11,453 Now, that's the firstreal thing you've done said. 1683 01:08:12,155 --> 01:08:13,721 That's the real Dax. 1684 01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:19,260 Now, come on,let's go play this game. 1685 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:22,263 It's about the love,youngblood, nothin' else. 1686 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:24,332 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1687 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,645 (ALL CHEERING) 1688 01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,647 -Yes!-Get it, Grandpa! 1689 01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:42,183 DUKE: This Big Fella. This is the Big Fella. 1690 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,853 -(ALL CHEERING)-Ooh! 1691 01:08:44,855 --> 01:08:46,621 Ah, shit, I'm loose. 1692 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:49,224 DUKE: Uncle looking at it. What he gonna do with it? 1693 01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:55,263 -The Preacher!-Oh, in the name of Jesus! 1694 01:08:55,265 --> 01:08:57,265 Finally gettin' my legs back,y'all. 1695 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:01,536 DUKE: This is Uncle Drew to Lights. 1696 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,672 -Money!-All right, Lights! 1697 01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,374 The reasonthey call me Lights. 1698 01:09:09,513 --> 01:09:10,578 -Yeah!-(GRUNTS) 1699 01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:13,615 Don't bringyour little ass in here. 1700 01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:15,683 (GRUNTING) 1701 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,420 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1702 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:39,741 (ALL CHEERING) 1703 01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:42,343 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1704 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:53,721 -And that's it?-That's right. 1705 01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:57,759 You swipe right if youlike 'em, left if you don't. 1706 01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:00,195 You couldn't even seethe day before yesterday. 1707 01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:01,529 Mmm-hmm. Exactly. 1708 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,464 That's whyI'm always swipin' right. 1709 01:10:03,466 --> 01:10:05,333 It's more of a numbers game. 1710 01:10:08,805 --> 01:10:11,606 Looks a little differentthese days, don't it? 1711 01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:14,442 She gonna get him pregnantif she keep dancing like that. 1712 01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:17,478 If I wasn't so sore, 1713 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,581 we'd get out thereand show 'em our old routine. 1714 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,649 (LAUGHING) 1715 01:10:21,651 --> 01:10:24,352 Excuse me, son,do we amuse you? 1716 01:10:24,354 --> 01:10:27,855 Yo, you're in the club,and you're pushin' 80, bro. 1717 01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:30,258 And what's up with your boy,Frederick Douglass? 1718 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,759 -(MAN LAUGHING)-Hey! 1719 01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:33,628 Heard he was doinggreat things. (LAUGHING) 1720 01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:38,967 Hold my beer. 1721 01:10:38,969 --> 01:10:40,301 Grandpa! 1722 01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:43,271 MAN: Don't hurt nobody, pop. 1723 01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:47,242 Ah, yeah! Gonna get real grodyup in this joint now! 1724 01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:48,710 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1725 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,645 (ALL CHEERING) 1726 01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:58,853 (LAUGHING) 1727 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,597 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1728 01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:17,572 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1729 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:27,048 Oh, my God! 1730 01:11:38,028 --> 01:11:39,627 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1731 01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:43,498 ALL: Oh! Oh! Oh! 1732 01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,734 (ALL CHEERING) 1733 01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:31,746 You know somethin', man? I didnot think your grandfather 1734 01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:33,414 would ever get upout that wheelchair. 1735 01:12:33,416 --> 01:12:34,849 Me neither. I heard stories, 1736 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,351 but I never knewhe could play like that. 1737 01:12:36,353 --> 01:12:37,485 So how much your parentspaying you 1738 01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:38,653 to watch your grandfather? 1739 01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:40,121 Why does anybodyhave to be paying me? 1740 01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:42,590 Why can't I just enjoyspending time with my family? 1741 01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:44,359 Well, I wouldn't knowanything about that. 1742 01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:45,793 'Cause I never had one. So... 1743 01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:47,929 What do you meanyou never really had one? 1744 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:49,364 What do you call those guys? 1745 01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:53,468 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1746 01:12:58,508 --> 01:13:00,441 I honestly hada lot of fun tonight. 1747 01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:01,542 Me too. 1748 01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,682 Well, I guess it's time to go. 1749 01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:10,785 Yeah, we should go aheadand get up out of... 1750 01:13:14,491 --> 01:13:15,990 PREACHER:He ain't gonna do it. 1751 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,426 Hey. 1752 01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:20,395 -Hey.-PREACHER: It's you! 1753 01:13:20,397 --> 01:13:21,996 BOOTS: No! Mmm-mmm. 1754 01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,765 PREACHER: You open!LIGHTS: Take a shot! 1755 01:13:24,968 --> 01:13:26,768 -(CLEARS THROAT)-(ALL GROAN) 1756 01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:29,704 Sorry. I'mma go.I need some water. 1757 01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,806 -Sure.-'Cause my throat is dry. 1758 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:34,742 Yeah, I know how that is.I'll take care of this. 1759 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,144 Take a gap?Thank you, appreciate that. 1760 01:13:36,146 --> 01:13:37,912 Yeah, yeah.Don't worry about it. 1761 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:39,547 PREACHER: Anybody give himsome training 1762 01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:41,616 on how to talk to a lady? 1763 01:13:42,986 --> 01:13:44,986 Okay, look, man,I don't wanna hear that. 1764 01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:47,488 Anything, okay? Not one singlefreakin' word. 1765 01:13:47,490 --> 01:13:49,991 Maybe she should'vetaken her heels off. 1766 01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:52,160 I'll tell ya, youngblood,last time I checked, 1767 01:13:52,162 --> 01:13:54,796 you miss 100% of the shotsyou don't take. 1768 01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:56,564 Yeah, let's getout of here, man. 1769 01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:58,499 (ALL CHUCKLING) 1770 01:13:58,501 --> 01:13:59,600 LIGHTS: Let's give hima piggyback. 1771 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:00,802 DAX: Big Fella,what are you doing? 1772 01:14:00,804 --> 01:14:02,470 LIGHTS: We'll give hima little piggyback. 1773 01:14:02,472 --> 01:14:05,440 DAX: That's right. Two down,two to go. We almost there. 1774 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:06,841 (LAUGHING) 1775 01:14:11,648 --> 01:14:13,948 Yo, how's that geriatric teamof yours, bro? 1776 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:16,083 You get 'em all individualLife Alert bracelets? 1777 01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:17,485 Hey, man, are you wearingmy clothes? 1778 01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:19,337 What? 1779 01:14:19,338 --> 01:14:21,188 Yes, that's my shirt.You got on my shirt, man. 1780 01:14:21,191 --> 01:14:23,858 That's right,I got on your shirt. 1781 01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:26,194 Or maybe you got my shirt on. 1782 01:14:26,196 --> 01:14:28,095 -What? Wait, wait.-What? Wait, wait. 1783 01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:29,530 -That's my shirt.-That's my shirt. 1784 01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:30,964 -You got on my clothes.-You got on my clothes. 1785 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,134 -Stop it! You're crazy.-Stop it! You're crazy. 1786 01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:36,237 That's right. I'm crazy.I'm being you. 1787 01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:38,473 The only way to defeatone's enemy 1788 01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:39,874 is to become one's enemy. 1789 01:14:41,744 --> 01:14:42,877 -You're nuts!-You're nuts! 1790 01:14:44,614 --> 01:14:46,481 -You're psycho!-You're psycho! 1791 01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:50,585 I'll see you in the finals,Dax. Psycho. 1792 01:14:50,887 --> 01:14:52,820 (LAUGHING) 1793 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,958 -(CROWD CHEERING)-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1794 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:10,938 BIG FELLA: All day. 1795 01:15:15,979 --> 01:15:17,278 DAX: Yes! There you go,Big Fella! 1796 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,913 MAYA: That's what I'm talkingabout, Big Fella! 1797 01:15:20,550 --> 01:15:22,917 Off shot! Handled it. 1798 01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:24,252 -Good rebound!-MAYA: All right. 1799 01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:29,156 Oh, shot, shot, shot.Get that out of here! 1800 01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:31,125 -What do I do, what do I do?-Just back up. 1801 01:15:32,795 --> 01:15:34,195 Oh, yeah.I remember this play. 1802 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,532 Too late. Got 'em. 1803 01:15:37,534 --> 01:15:39,634 Yes! That's whatI'm talkin' about, Lights. 1804 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:41,068 You are the man! 1805 01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:45,640 DUKE: This is Boots.Boots goin' down death valley! 1806 01:15:45,642 --> 01:15:47,808 Uh-huh! Baby! 1807 01:15:47,810 --> 01:15:50,177 Harlem Money is going to the finals, 1808 01:15:50,179 --> 01:15:52,880 with only seconds left in the ballgame! 1809 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,150 -Still hungry, huh?-Just a little dessert. 1810 01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:58,152 Hey, take the three,Big Fella, why not? 1811 01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:00,655 DUKE: This is to send 'em. They're already there. 1812 01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:02,223 That's all right, Big Fella. 1813 01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:03,591 (GROANING) 1814 01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:07,628 Big Fella. 1815 01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:09,196 Big Fella. Big Fella.Big Fella. 1816 01:16:09,198 --> 01:16:10,865 REFEREE:Somebody get a doctor. 1817 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:12,733 UNCLE DREW: Come on! 1818 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,336 Excuse me. Excuse me.Excuse me. Let me in here. 1819 01:16:15,338 --> 01:16:16,626 DUKE: The Big Fella is down. 1820 01:16:16,627 --> 01:16:17,915 UNCLE DREW: Stay here,Big Fella. Stay in it. 1821 01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:19,204 PARAMEDIC: Beginning CPR.PREACHER: Oh, Lord, 1822 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:20,808 give him some room,give him some room. 1823 01:16:22,312 --> 01:16:24,696 You're okay, boss. 1824 01:16:24,697 --> 01:16:27,081 UNCLE DREW: Come on,Big Fella. Come on, Big Fella. 1825 01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:33,087 (MACHINES BEEPING) 1826 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:34,155 LIGHTS: Doctor already said 1827 01:16:34,157 --> 01:16:35,923 he's been throughthe worst of it. 1828 01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:39,961 So, what... What do we do now? 1829 01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:45,132 You don't stop playing'cause you get old. 1830 01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:48,669 You get old'cause you stop playing. 1831 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,873 BETTY LOU: Preacher! 1832 01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:58,212 Hi. And I'm so sorry 1833 01:16:58,214 --> 01:17:00,648 about the Big Fella.Is he gonna be okay? 1834 01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:04,852 But I've been missing youso much. 1835 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,253 Come here, come here. 1836 01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:08,155 I missed you too, baby. 1837 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:10,057 (SNIFFLES) Now, look. 1838 01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:12,293 If you don't want me to goball, I don't have to ball. 1839 01:17:12,295 --> 01:17:16,063 Fool, please, after all this?You're playing. 1840 01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:17,732 Matter of fact... 1841 01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:21,135 You saying what I thinkyou're saying? 1842 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,938 I'm saying what you thinkI'm saying, Preacher. 1843 01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:25,039 So we gonna ball? 1844 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:27,208 So we gonna ball. 1845 01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:28,610 (LIGHTS LAUGHS) 1846 01:17:28,611 --> 01:17:30,011 PREACHER: That's whatI'm talkin' about, boo. 1847 01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:37,284 DUKE: Welcome! This is what we've all been waiting for. 1848 01:17:37,286 --> 01:17:39,253 The new be versus the old. 1849 01:17:39,255 --> 01:17:42,657 The old be versus the new. The good be versus the bad. 1850 01:17:42,659 --> 01:17:45,893 Are they gonna be a no-show like they did in 1968? 1851 01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:48,279 -(HORN BLARING) -But, no, they're not. 1852 01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:50,664 Here they come! They're here! Here they come, baby! 1853 01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:52,833 Here they come! Aw, yeah! 1854 01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:54,368 We got a game on our hands! 1855 01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,070 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 1856 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,223 Okay, Grandpa,you gotta take your pills 1857 01:18:16,225 --> 01:18:17,358 before you start, okay? 1858 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,859 Preacher,we gotta take our pills. 1859 01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:21,829 Not the blue ones.Save those for tonight. 1860 01:18:21,831 --> 01:18:23,514 It's all right.What we gonna do? 1861 01:18:23,515 --> 01:18:25,198 -We gonna get this win.-We gonna get this win, right? 1862 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:26,467 Look, this one'sfor Big Fella, okay? 1863 01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,836 So, Big Fella on three.One, two, three. 1864 01:18:28,838 --> 01:18:30,037 ALL: Big Fella! 1865 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,139 Here we go, C-Dawg!Let's do this, baby. 1866 01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:34,108 You got this, Drew.You the man, bruh. 1867 01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:35,910 You put this team together,remember that. 1868 01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:38,112 Your roster, my team. 1869 01:18:38,113 --> 01:18:40,313 That's right, your team.Last week, I took your team. 1870 01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:42,249 Yesterday, I took your girl. 1871 01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:44,452 Today, I'm gonnatake your heart. 1872 01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:45,986 Man, you've... 1873 01:18:45,988 --> 01:18:47,254 Okay. (GRUNTS) 1874 01:18:47,256 --> 01:18:49,457 -Stop it!-Stop what? 1875 01:18:49,459 --> 01:18:51,826 -Folding your arms like me.-Folding your arms like that. 1876 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:56,163 CASPER: Let's get this win,baby. 1877 01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:58,015 Good luck, youngblood. 1878 01:18:58,016 --> 01:18:59,866 Oh, luck ain't got nothingto do with it, Old Dusty. 1879 01:19:03,005 --> 01:19:04,055 "Old Dusty"? 1880 01:19:04,056 --> 01:19:05,106 Pastor Wrinkles,what's the word, man? 1881 01:19:05,108 --> 01:19:07,908 (LAUGHS) Young fellagot jokes. 1882 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,143 -Shoe ain't tied.-What shoe? Huh? 1883 01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:11,178 -Lights!-DUKE: Championship time! 1884 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:12,847 Oh, that's the oldest trickin the book! 1885 01:19:12,849 --> 01:19:14,315 You gonna let him...Oh, come on, now! 1886 01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:17,017 DUKE: Over to Uncle. Jumper. 1887 01:19:17,019 --> 01:19:18,152 In and out. 1888 01:19:18,154 --> 01:19:20,354 That's okay, guys! 1889 01:19:20,356 --> 01:19:23,023 DUKE: The bounce passto Casper. Casper, oh, my God! 1890 01:19:23,025 --> 01:19:25,359 Oh, yeah,I need you to see me. 1891 01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:27,194 Wipe your goggles, old fella.I need you to see me. 1892 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:29,029 -You gotta see me all night.-Man, move. Fool, please. 1893 01:19:29,031 --> 01:19:30,931 -That's right, Casper!-Come on, Drew! 1894 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,199 DUKE: This is Uncle. 1895 01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:34,101 Cross the mid-court line. Betty... 1896 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:37,338 Lights out! No good! 1897 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:39,006 Oh, man! 1898 01:19:39,008 --> 01:19:41,175 MOOKIE: That's right,old people are overrated! 1899 01:19:44,046 --> 01:19:45,913 DUKE: Over to Casper the Friendly Ghost. 1900 01:19:45,915 --> 01:19:47,214 Nothin' but the bottom of the net. 1901 01:19:47,216 --> 01:19:48,883 Wake up! Come on! 1902 01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:54,288 LIGHTS: Up! Up! Up! 1903 01:19:55,057 --> 01:19:57,024 (ALL CHEERING) 1904 01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:58,959 -DUKE: You gotta love it!-Yes! 1905 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,294 DUKE: Mario, comin' back down court, 1906 01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:02,196 kickin' it over to Beazy! 1907 01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:03,931 JESS: We makin' baskets! 1908 01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:06,000 That's right,we makin' buckets, baby. 1909 01:20:06,002 --> 01:20:08,836 DUKE: Uncle Drew the other way. This is Betty! 1910 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:10,504 Betty Lou jumper no good. 1911 01:20:10,506 --> 01:20:12,873 They fightin' for it, baby! They fightin' for it! 1912 01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,442 Betty Lou wins it! Get it, Betty Lou! 1913 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:17,111 There you go, Betty Lou.There you go! 1914 01:20:17,113 --> 01:20:18,846 You know that's really a man. 1915 01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:21,382 CASPER: I got Drew. 1916 01:20:21,384 --> 01:20:23,284 (PANTING) Slow it down.Slow it down. 1917 01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:26,387 They tired, yo. They tired.The fatigue's settin' in. 1918 01:20:26,389 --> 01:20:28,289 -Betty Lou. Switch it!-Fatigue's settin' in. 1919 01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:31,125 You can heartheir knee caps grinding. 1920 01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:35,596 DUKE: Uncle, Betty Lou. 1921 01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:37,598 Downtown! 1922 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,266 You gonna let a girlscore on you? 1923 01:20:39,268 --> 01:20:41,969 DUKE: This is Casper the Friendly Ghost. 1924 01:20:41,971 --> 01:20:43,971 Oh, my God! 1925 01:20:43,973 --> 01:20:46,240 Oh, that's right.That's right, baby. 1926 01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,476 -DUKE: Oh!-Oh... 1927 01:20:52,582 --> 01:20:54,448 DUKE: Turnaround, once again. 1928 01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:57,985 The friendly one. What a goal! Oh, baby! 1929 01:20:57,987 --> 01:20:59,587 Somebody get on Casper,come on, man! 1930 01:21:01,924 --> 01:21:03,190 DUKE: Casper! 1931 01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:06,927 Damn, man! 1932 01:21:06,928 --> 01:21:08,394 DUKE: Homecourt Advantage is running away 1933 01:21:08,397 --> 01:21:09,864 -with the first half.-(BUZZER SOUNDS) 1934 01:21:09,866 --> 01:21:11,599 (MACHINES BEEPING) 1935 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,656 BIG FELLA:My TV ain't working. 1936 01:21:37,159 --> 01:21:38,592 Do I look like an electrician? 1937 01:21:40,930 --> 01:21:42,997 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTON PA) 1938 01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:46,233 I know, right? 1939 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,235 Oh, yeah, that was him. Brian. 1940 01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:53,507 Y'all got a TV? 1941 01:21:59,048 --> 01:22:00,948 WENDY WILLIAMS: Just judgin'. Me and her, 1942 01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:02,475 we're talkin' about Rachel. 1943 01:22:02,476 --> 01:22:04,001 Where you from? What's your name? 1944 01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,527 I'm Kathy from Staten Island. How you doin'? 1945 01:22:05,528 --> 01:22:07,053 Thank you. How you doin'? Oh, wait. Come on. 1946 01:22:07,056 --> 01:22:08,572 You're my victim. 1947 01:22:08,573 --> 01:22:10,089 -I mean... I mean, my patient.-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1948 01:22:15,164 --> 01:22:17,231 That's my team right there.I used to play on that team. 1949 01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:18,999 Okay, guys, bring it in. 1950 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:21,268 Let's turn this game around. 1951 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,404 So, on three, Big Fella.One, two, three. 1952 01:22:23,406 --> 01:22:25,873 ALL: Big Fella!DAX: Let's go, guys. 1953 01:22:25,874 --> 01:22:28,341 DUKE: Harlem Buckets down by 16 at the start of the third. 1954 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:31,045 Here we go! 1955 01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:35,249 Casper, the Friendly Ghost from downtown! 1956 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,584 Get in front of your man. 1957 01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,586 DUKE: Boots with the ball. Lookin' at it. 1958 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:43,123 Boots makin' his move. To Lights from downtown. 1959 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:44,525 Not this time. 1960 01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:49,997 Reynolds Wrap to Casper. 1961 01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:52,266 BETTY LOU: Not today.Give me that. 1962 01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:53,667 -(WHISTLE BLOWS)-Please, not in my house. 1963 01:22:53,669 --> 01:22:55,402 -Come on, now. That's a foul!-That's what 1964 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,971 -I'm talkin' about.-You know that's a foul. 1965 01:22:56,973 --> 01:22:58,372 Where I'm from,it's no blood, no foul. 1966 01:22:58,374 --> 01:22:59,640 -Where you from?-I just came from Hell, 1967 01:22:59,642 --> 01:23:01,275 whooping the Devil's ass,that's where I'm from. 1968 01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:02,743 -Break it up.-MOOKIE: That's not godly. 1969 01:23:02,745 --> 01:23:04,678 They gangbangin' for Jesus. 1970 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,714 DUKE: Back to live action! Here we go! 1971 01:23:06,716 --> 01:23:08,983 Deflected! Goin' the other way! 1972 01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:10,751 Good block. Come on, y'all,let's get it. 1973 01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:13,721 DUKE: Uncle, look at him!Off the backboard to Preacher! 1974 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,623 Damn, man! Get the ball,let's go! 1975 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:17,992 My backboard,my house, sucker. 1976 01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:19,544 MAYA: That's whatI'm talkin' about! 1977 01:23:19,545 --> 01:23:21,095 -DAX: Put it home, Preach!-(BOTH CHEERING) 1978 01:23:21,097 --> 01:23:23,097 That what I'm talking about! 1979 01:23:23,098 --> 01:23:25,098 DUKE: This is Casper with it. Kicks it over to Mario. 1980 01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:26,700 Jump shot. No good! 1981 01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:30,337 Yes! That's right, y'all,we got this. 1982 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:33,374 DUKE: He kicks it over, right side to Betty Lou! 1983 01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:36,210 Oh, my! 1984 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:38,712 -Oh, my!-Yeah! 1985 01:23:38,714 --> 01:23:40,147 Yes! 1986 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:41,715 DUKE: Uncle to the rescue! 1987 01:23:41,717 --> 01:23:43,550 Get on that old man! 1988 01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:46,120 DUKE: Harlem Buckets are trying to come back. 1989 01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:48,288 This is Casper with it. Casper, looking at it. 1990 01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:51,291 Come on, now! 1991 01:23:52,461 --> 01:23:53,594 PREACHER: I got this. 1992 01:23:53,596 --> 01:23:55,129 DUKE: B-B-B-B-B-B-Boots with it. 1993 01:23:55,131 --> 01:23:56,397 Booty through the defender's legs. 1994 01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:58,565 Look at Boots. (INDISTINCT) 1995 01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,633 -(ALL CHEERING)-(DAX LAUGHS) 1996 01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:01,435 Yes! Way to finish, man. 1997 01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:02,703 DUKE: I can't believe it. 1998 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,338 They're trying to make a comeback. 1999 01:24:04,340 --> 01:24:07,508 Reynolds Wrap to Casper. For 30! 2000 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:09,810 It's shut down time. 2001 01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:13,380 PREACHER: Now shoot,Betty Lou. Get 'em. 2002 01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:16,750 DUKE: Over to Betty Lou! Good! 2003 01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:19,586 Get your head out your ass. 2004 01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:21,488 I knew I married youfor a reason, girl. 2005 01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:24,124 Game recognize game,big daddy. 2006 01:24:24,126 --> 01:24:26,627 DUKE: Here we go. This is Uncle Drew with the ball. 2007 01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:29,663 It's him and you, you and him.What you gonna do? 2008 01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:30,731 What you gonna do? 2009 01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:34,802 Drew steps back. Left-handed jumper... 2010 01:24:34,804 --> 01:24:36,570 What'd I tell you?What'd I tell you? 2011 01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:38,372 Harlem Buckets, baby. 2012 01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:39,706 DUKE: Kicks it out over. 2013 01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:42,276 Oh, I got this. My board,my board. Let's go. 2014 01:24:42,278 --> 01:24:44,295 Are you kidding me? 2015 01:24:44,296 --> 01:24:46,313 DUKE: Here he go. Light the light. 2016 01:24:48,117 --> 01:24:49,783 -Bang!-DUKE: Lights out, baby. 2017 01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:51,251 That makes it a two point lead. 2018 01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:54,321 Here we go! The fast break! 2019 01:24:54,323 --> 01:24:55,522 There we go, there we go! 2020 01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:57,491 -Whoa.-LIGHTS: I got ya now! 2021 01:24:57,493 --> 01:24:59,443 MAYA: That's what I'm talkingabout, Lights! 2022 01:24:59,444 --> 01:25:01,394 -DAX: Get that outta here!-That's a foul! Come on now! 2023 01:25:01,397 --> 01:25:03,347 MAYA: Lights?DAX: You see that defense? 2024 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,298 You all right, Lights?Get up, man. Get up. 2025 01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:08,569 Lights. Lights,where does it hurt? 2026 01:25:08,571 --> 01:25:11,271 -LIGHTS: Ankle.-Okay, okay. Sit up. 2027 01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:12,739 Yo, that's bush league,Winslow. 2028 01:25:12,741 --> 01:25:13,874 You took out my player. 2029 01:25:13,876 --> 01:25:16,026 Man, what are youtalking about? 2030 01:25:16,027 --> 01:25:18,177 Your boy, James Unworthy,just knocked my boy out. 2031 01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:21,682 Cheatin'-ass cheaters.Y'all need to cheat to cheat. 2032 01:25:21,684 --> 01:25:23,750 MAYA: It's gonna be all right,it's gonna be all right. 2033 01:25:23,752 --> 01:25:26,153 LIGHTS: (GROANS) I'm gettingtoo old for this. 2034 01:25:26,155 --> 01:25:27,521 What are we gonna do, bruh? 2035 01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:29,323 Lights is out.What we gonna do? 2036 01:25:29,325 --> 01:25:30,824 -What you mean?-What you mean, "What I mean"? 2037 01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:32,559 We have no more players left. 2038 01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:33,760 It's your moment, ain't it? 2039 01:25:33,762 --> 01:25:36,463 No. I've already told youa million times. 2040 01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:38,232 I'm not playing, okay? 2041 01:25:38,234 --> 01:25:40,167 Plus, I ain't playedin decades, bruh. 2042 01:25:40,169 --> 01:25:41,702 -(LIGHTS GROANS)-UNCLE DREW: And they have? 2043 01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:43,403 Drew, it's different, okay? 2044 01:25:43,405 --> 01:25:45,172 They were actually goodwhen they played. 2045 01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:47,441 Listen to me, youngblood. 2046 01:25:47,443 --> 01:25:49,877 You think you're the only one 2047 01:25:49,879 --> 01:25:52,146 that made that mistakethat defined their life. 2048 01:25:52,915 --> 01:25:55,149 I've been on the roadmy whole life. 2049 01:25:55,151 --> 01:25:56,617 I got no real friends. 2050 01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:59,520 I'm bouncin' city to city.And you wanna know why? 2051 01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:02,156 Because I got too much prideto say I'm sorry. 2052 01:26:02,158 --> 01:26:03,490 You know how that sounds? 2053 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:04,925 Have too much prideto say you're sorry 2054 01:26:04,927 --> 01:26:06,860 to the people that love you? 2055 01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:08,762 Don't you darebe like that, youngblood. 2056 01:26:08,764 --> 01:26:10,264 You be better than that. 2057 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,699 This is the moment. 2058 01:26:12,701 --> 01:26:14,368 You gonna run away from it, 2059 01:26:14,370 --> 01:26:16,470 or you gonna step upand take it? 2060 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:17,871 Choice is yours. 2061 01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:22,576 MOOKIE: That's right, bruh.Championships. 2062 01:26:22,578 --> 01:26:24,411 This is destiny now. 2063 01:26:29,385 --> 01:26:31,218 I'll play under one condition. 2064 01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:32,653 And what's that? 2065 01:26:34,790 --> 01:26:36,423 Let me guard the white boy. 2066 01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:39,526 Let's roll! 2067 01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:41,827 DUKE: It's a minute and nine second left, folks. 2068 01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:44,865 -(WHISTLE BLOWS)-Excuse me. Timeout, timeout. 2069 01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:47,301 -Timeout, timeout!-Who are you? 2070 01:26:47,303 --> 01:26:49,103 JESS: I'm the assistant coach. 2071 01:26:49,104 --> 01:26:50,904 I'm here to make sure thathe's tall enough to ride 2072 01:26:50,906 --> 01:26:54,308 the ride that my manabout to put him on. 2073 01:26:54,310 --> 01:26:55,609 DAX: What are you doing, man? 2074 01:26:55,610 --> 01:26:56,909 This should be a technicalfoul or something. 2075 01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:58,312 I'mma kick you off this court 2076 01:26:58,314 --> 01:26:59,813 like I kicked youout my house. 2077 01:26:59,815 --> 01:27:01,715 -MOOKIE: That's right.-That's mean, okay? 2078 01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,283 Excuse me? I don't know 2079 01:27:03,285 --> 01:27:04,768 who you areor what this is about, 2080 01:27:04,769 --> 01:27:06,252 but could you please take itback to the stands 2081 01:27:06,255 --> 01:27:07,955 -so we can play some ball?-Who are you? 2082 01:27:07,957 --> 01:27:09,556 If you keep talking,you're gonna find out. 2083 01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:10,958 Oh, you about to find out,honey. 2084 01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,527 I come from a long lineof choir members. 2085 01:27:13,529 --> 01:27:14,761 So, we gonna clap back! 2086 01:27:14,763 --> 01:27:16,597 -Yeah, that's right.-I bet you do. 2087 01:27:16,599 --> 01:27:18,732 Just clap you up out of here.Don't play with me. 2088 01:27:18,734 --> 01:27:19,833 MAYA: I will not!MOOKIE: I love you, baby. 2089 01:27:19,835 --> 01:27:21,585 JESS: I love you, too. 2090 01:27:21,586 --> 01:27:23,336 We believe in you guys.Be aggressive. 2091 01:27:23,339 --> 01:27:24,505 -All right.-What am I doing now? 2092 01:27:24,506 --> 01:27:25,672 Brought your girl,playin' mind games. 2093 01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:26,807 Ain't nobody scaredof you, man. 2094 01:27:26,809 --> 01:27:28,275 Oh, ain't nobodyscared of me? 2095 01:27:28,276 --> 01:27:29,742 -DAX: Let's do this, man.-What's Dax doing in the game? 2096 01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:32,346 -(WHISTLE BLOWS)-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2097 01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:34,448 I got your back.I got your back. 2098 01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:35,515 BETTY LOU: Trail, Dax, trail.PREACHER: All right. 2099 01:27:35,517 --> 01:27:36,583 Yo help Uncle Drew. 2100 01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,719 No, move. Come on. 2101 01:27:38,721 --> 01:27:41,172 DUKE: It's him and you, baby. What you gonna do? 2102 01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:43,624 Let's go, baby. Let's ball,baby. Vanilla Sky! 2103 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,793 DUKE: Oh, it's a four point lead now. 2104 01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:48,562 Come on, youngblood.That's too easy. 2105 01:27:48,564 --> 01:27:50,430 Look, it won't happennext time, okay? 2106 01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:53,533 DUKE: Uncle gently across the mid-court line, 2107 01:27:53,535 --> 01:27:55,269 with seconds left. 2108 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,004 He's gotta foul whoever may be guardin' him. 2109 01:27:57,006 --> 01:27:58,672 Uncle to Preacher. 2110 01:27:58,674 --> 01:28:02,042 It's the Preacher, man. Oh, baby, hallelujah! 2111 01:28:02,044 --> 01:28:04,311 Praise the Lord, Preacher,praise the Lord. 2112 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:06,297 Here we go now. 2113 01:28:06,298 --> 01:28:08,282 DUKE: Harlem Money in desperate need of a turnover. 2114 01:28:08,284 --> 01:28:12,286 If not, Homecourt Advantage can walk away and win it all. 2115 01:28:12,288 --> 01:28:14,321 Here we go. 2116 01:28:14,323 --> 01:28:16,056 What that white boy doingwith that ball? 2117 01:28:16,058 --> 01:28:17,424 DUKE: Oh, he's doing his shaky-shake. 2118 01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:18,492 MOOKIE: That's right. 2119 01:28:20,529 --> 01:28:21,795 Good steal, Dax, good steal. 2120 01:28:21,797 --> 01:28:22,963 BETTY LOU:Go on, Dax, shoot it! 2121 01:28:22,965 --> 01:28:24,431 UNCLE DREW: Let it fly, Dax! 2122 01:28:24,433 --> 01:28:26,333 Shoot it, shoot it! Put it up. 2123 01:28:26,335 --> 01:28:28,335 -Come on, Dax! Shoot it!-Take that shot, bro! 2124 01:28:28,904 --> 01:28:30,304 -Timeout.-(WHISTLE BLOWS) 2125 01:28:30,306 --> 01:28:31,972 Timeout? You gonnamake me have 2126 01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:33,540 another heart attack, boy. 2127 01:28:33,542 --> 01:28:35,742 MOOKIE: Hey,he fouled me on that. 2128 01:28:35,744 --> 01:28:36,910 You're sayinghe didn't foul me? 2129 01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:38,312 That was a reach, ref. 2130 01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:42,616 Let's go. 2131 01:28:42,617 --> 01:28:44,417 (STAMMERING) Okay, relax.Listen, I got this. 2132 01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:46,353 Drew, they can'tguard you, man. 2133 01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:48,055 All we need you to do is justpenetrate to the bucket, 2134 01:28:48,057 --> 01:28:49,356 do what you've been doing, 2135 01:28:49,358 --> 01:28:50,841 the defensewill collapse on you. 2136 01:28:50,842 --> 01:28:52,325 Once they do that,you kick it out to Betty Lou. 2137 01:28:52,328 --> 01:28:54,661 Betty Lou will take the three.That's it. 2138 01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:56,697 Game over. Game plan.That's it. 2139 01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:03,904 What? Seriously,what's wrong with that play? 2140 01:29:03,906 --> 01:29:05,539 You'll make it. 2141 01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:07,224 Excuse me? 2142 01:29:07,225 --> 01:29:08,908 Drew's right.They're not even guarding you. 2143 01:29:08,911 --> 01:29:10,510 It's a reasonfor that, Lights. 2144 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:12,546 Leave the past in the past,move on. 2145 01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:14,815 You got this, Dax. 2146 01:29:14,817 --> 01:29:16,883 UNCLE DREW: We don't need youto be great all the time. 2147 01:29:16,885 --> 01:29:18,952 We need you to be greatthis one time. 2148 01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:23,523 Can you do that?We believe in you. 2149 01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:25,659 What if I miss? 2150 01:29:25,661 --> 01:29:26,893 ALL: What if you don't? 2151 01:29:26,895 --> 01:29:27,961 You got this. 2152 01:29:30,766 --> 01:29:32,933 Come on now. 2153 01:29:32,935 --> 01:29:34,634 LIGHTS: Let's go.Let's bring it in. 2154 01:29:34,636 --> 01:29:34,801 We in this together. 2155 01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:42,843 You got this. Buckets onthree. One, two, three. 2156 01:29:42,845 --> 01:29:44,044 ALL: Buckets! 2157 01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:46,046 UNCLE DREW: Preach,Preach, Preach. 2158 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:49,483 In case something happens,we got no more timeouts, okay? 2159 01:29:49,485 --> 01:29:50,684 You sure? 2160 01:29:50,686 --> 01:29:53,019 Yeah, I'm sure.We used our last one. 2161 01:29:53,021 --> 01:29:55,655 I could have sworewe had one more. 2162 01:29:55,657 --> 01:29:58,125 DUKE: This is it. This is for the money in the bank. 2163 01:29:58,127 --> 01:29:59,893 This is for all the marbles. 2164 01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,146 Come on, come on, Dax. 2165 01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:04,398 DUKE: Buckets, down by two, a three can win. 2166 01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:06,800 Eight seconds left in the ball game. 2167 01:30:06,802 --> 01:30:09,436 This is Uncle with it. Uncle, looking at it. 2168 01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:12,472 Uncle over to Hobbit. 2169 01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:23,683 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 2170 01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:30,924 (ALL CHEERING) 2171 01:30:36,899 --> 01:30:39,499 (ALL CHEERING) 2172 01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:44,971 DAX: Yes, we won the Rucker,baby! We won the Rucker. 2173 01:30:44,973 --> 01:30:46,740 PREACHER: That's whatI'm talkin' about, baby! 2174 01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:48,642 DAX: We did this, man!We did that! 2175 01:30:48,644 --> 01:30:49,709 PREACHER: You the man! 2176 01:30:50,479 --> 01:30:52,612 Mookie! Hey, Mookie! 2177 01:30:56,084 --> 01:30:57,217 Good game, man. 2178 01:30:57,219 --> 01:30:58,485 Good game, bro. 2179 01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:03,089 I see what you're doing now.Playing mind games with me. 2180 01:31:03,091 --> 01:31:07,627 Okay. I'll see you next year,bruh. The cycle continues. 2181 01:31:07,629 --> 01:31:08,829 (MOOKIE LAUGHS) 2182 01:31:09,731 --> 01:31:11,531 DAX: Fellas,we did that, y'all. 2183 01:31:11,533 --> 01:31:12,632 PREACHER: Pick him up! 2184 01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:14,034 Pick me up? Hey! No, no, no. 2185 01:31:14,036 --> 01:31:15,469 He's way too heavy, boy. 2186 01:31:15,471 --> 01:31:16,536 BETTY LOU: His head too big. 2187 01:31:16,538 --> 01:31:18,138 Head weigh abouta hundred pounds. 2188 01:31:20,609 --> 01:31:21,875 I'll be back, y'all. 2189 01:31:24,046 --> 01:31:25,111 Hey. 2190 01:31:25,581 --> 01:31:26,646 Hey. 2191 01:31:32,588 --> 01:31:34,621 Oh. (LAUGHS) This is nice. 2192 01:31:44,032 --> 01:31:45,232 (LIGHTS LAUGHS) 2193 01:31:48,103 --> 01:31:50,170 -I'll be back.-Okay. 2194 01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:52,939 PREACHER: There ya go.That's what 2195 01:31:52,941 --> 01:31:54,541 I'm talking about,young fella. 2196 01:31:54,543 --> 01:31:56,276 (ALL CHEERING) 2197 01:31:57,179 --> 01:31:59,713 The hero, Dax. 2198 01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:05,085 Man, I'm damn proud of you. 2199 01:32:07,155 --> 01:32:08,922 You took that last shot. 2200 01:32:10,592 --> 01:32:12,959 You miss a hundred percentof the shots you don't take. 2201 01:32:14,730 --> 01:32:16,563 Game ball goes to you. 2202 01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:21,835 Your team. Your roster. 2203 01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:29,609 Nah. My family. 2204 01:32:43,792 --> 01:32:47,193 Big Fella, man, I'm reallyhappy that you're okay, man. 2205 01:32:47,195 --> 01:32:49,129 (WHIRRING) 2206 01:32:52,701 --> 01:32:53,867 And if anything... 2207 01:32:53,869 --> 01:32:55,068 (WHIRS) 2208 01:32:56,572 --> 01:32:59,306 -We were all really...-(WHIRRING) 2209 01:32:59,308 --> 01:33:01,708 (LAUGHING) 2210 01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:04,578 Okay, look, I paid the bill. 2211 01:33:04,980 --> 01:33:06,212 Thanks. 2212 01:33:06,214 --> 01:33:08,114 I had to pay the bill.You know why? 2213 01:33:08,116 --> 01:33:09,649 That's what you do for family. 2214 01:33:09,651 --> 01:33:11,117 Shh! You still talking? 2215 01:33:11,119 --> 01:33:13,687 Hey, check it out,we're on SportsCenter. 2216 01:33:13,689 --> 01:33:15,755 Everyone was clowning him, including us. 2217 01:33:15,757 --> 01:33:17,557 Well, you're number one tonight 2218 01:33:17,558 --> 01:33:19,358 in the right top ten for this right here. 2219 01:33:19,361 --> 01:33:22,362 Dax Winslow, all three of these, 2220 01:33:22,364 --> 01:33:25,799 and the Harlem Buckets win the Rucker 50. 2221 01:33:25,801 --> 01:33:28,268 I'm still baffled by a lot of this guy's story. 2222 01:33:28,270 --> 01:33:32,706 I don't understand a lot,frankly, but I know this much. 2223 01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:34,608 He went from a punchline to a hero, 2224 01:33:34,610 --> 01:33:36,242 getting carried off on his teammates' 2225 01:33:36,244 --> 01:33:38,078 shoulders in Rucker. 2226 01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:39,779 Way to go, Dax. 2227 01:33:41,750 --> 01:33:43,817 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 2228 01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,537 DAX: (ON VOICEMAIL) Yo, yo, yo, 2229 01:33:47,538 --> 01:33:48,954 here's the coach of the year. Dax is here, baby. 2230 01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:50,190 I be the Rucker champ. 2231 01:33:50,191 --> 01:33:51,424 Just leave a message, you know, 2232 01:33:51,425 --> 01:33:52,658 -when I give you the chance.-(BEEPS) 2233 01:33:52,661 --> 01:33:55,629 Hey, Dax, it's, uh, me, Jess. 2234 01:33:55,631 --> 01:33:57,097 When you get a chance,give me a call back. 2235 01:33:57,099 --> 01:33:59,799 -(BEEPS)-Hey, Dax, it's me again. 2236 01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:00,900 -(BEEPS)-Your phone must be dead, 2237 01:34:00,902 --> 01:34:02,135 'cause it wentright to voicemail. 2238 01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,670 Do you rememberwhen I made that investment 2239 01:34:03,672 --> 01:34:05,071 in them shoes?Do you remember that? 2240 01:34:05,073 --> 01:34:07,641 You remember that?Do you remember that? 2241 01:34:07,643 --> 01:34:09,776 Do you remember that?Do you remember that? 2242 01:34:09,778 --> 01:34:11,411 I wanted to let you knowthat I went ahead 2243 01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:14,114 and kicked Mook to the curb. 2244 01:34:14,115 --> 01:34:16,816 Uh, I noticed the phone wentstraight to voicemail again. 2245 01:34:16,818 --> 01:34:21,321 Do you remember that? Hey.Dax, do you remember that? 2246 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:23,857 I am affiliatedwith several gangsters. 2247 01:34:23,859 --> 01:34:25,125 I will find out where you at. 2248 01:34:25,127 --> 01:34:26,726 We gonna come overto your house. 2249 01:34:26,728 --> 01:34:30,664 I let you stay in my houserent-free for all that time. 2250 01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:32,232 (SOBBING) I hate you, Dax. 2251 01:34:32,234 --> 01:34:34,300 But I love you so much. 2252 01:34:34,302 --> 01:34:36,403 I don't know whyyou're doing me like this. 2253 01:34:37,806 --> 01:34:39,906 You know what?(BLEEP) you, Dax! 2254 01:34:39,908 --> 01:34:42,075 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 2255 01:34:42,077 --> 01:34:43,943 Gotta make sure I get the behind the scene, 2256 01:34:43,945 --> 01:34:45,111 behind the scene. 2257 01:34:46,848 --> 01:34:49,215 -(ALL LAUGHING)-Yeah. 2258 01:34:49,217 --> 01:34:50,817 I appreciate you guysfollowing me to makeup. 2259 01:34:50,819 --> 01:34:52,252 But now, you gots to go. 2260 01:35:00,295 --> 01:35:01,361 Wow! 2261 01:35:11,306 --> 01:35:12,439 Kyrie's under here somewhere. 2262 01:35:16,278 --> 01:35:18,278 Uh-huh. No. 2263 01:35:19,414 --> 01:35:20,714 (DAX STAMMERS) 2264 01:35:20,716 --> 01:35:23,450 Hey, girl.Lights just called me. 2265 01:35:23,452 --> 01:35:26,286 Preacher, you put your Biblein the club and can't find it? 2266 01:35:29,791 --> 01:35:32,726 Hold up. Wait a minute.Hold on. 2267 01:35:32,728 --> 01:35:34,194 I can't play in that tourney 2268 01:35:34,196 --> 01:35:35,929 and let that little white boyblock my shot again. 2269 01:35:35,931 --> 01:35:37,864 Give me a pudding even thoughit's gonna give me diarrhea. 2270 01:35:37,866 --> 01:35:39,032 Hey, I don't mean to grabyour face. 2271 01:35:39,034 --> 01:35:40,200 -I'm sorry.-(BOTH LAUGHS) 2272 01:35:40,202 --> 01:35:42,936 Hold up, hold up.Run it back, run it back. 2273 01:35:42,938 --> 01:35:45,038 Don't you wanna gowith a coach 2274 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:46,439 who straight uplooks like Urkel 2275 01:35:46,441 --> 01:35:48,508 got put in a trash compactor? 2276 01:35:48,510 --> 01:35:51,177 -Isn't that what you want?-(BOTH LAUGH) 2277 01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:54,013 Wait a minute. Run that back.Just run it back. 2278 01:35:54,015 --> 01:35:55,181 Don't you wanna be coached 2279 01:35:55,183 --> 01:35:56,449 by a dudewho looks like an M&M? 2280 01:35:56,451 --> 01:35:58,184 (LAUGHING) 2281 01:35:58,186 --> 01:35:59,753 Double or nothin' this time. 2282 01:35:59,755 --> 01:36:01,888 Double or nothin',double or nothin'. 2283 01:36:01,890 --> 01:36:03,189 -(BLOWS WHISTLE)-Hey, man, you don't 2284 01:36:03,191 --> 01:36:04,491 blow no whistle in my gym. 2285 01:36:04,493 --> 01:36:06,526 (BOTH BLOWING WHISTLES) 2286 01:36:08,930 --> 01:36:10,029 (BLOWING LONG WHISTLE) 2287 01:36:10,031 --> 01:36:11,931 Okay, that's... Okay... Stop! 2288 01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:14,300 Or little hobbit herecould take his spot. 2289 01:36:14,302 --> 01:36:16,136 Who you callin' a hobbit,Uncle Ben? 2290 01:36:16,138 --> 01:36:17,821 Uncle Ben? 2291 01:36:17,822 --> 01:36:19,505 DAX: You heard what I said.Get me some rice. 2292 01:36:19,508 --> 01:36:22,008 -No, no, no...-(ALL LAUGHING) 2293 01:36:22,010 --> 01:36:25,078 Youngblood, I can't take thisrappity-hippity-hop nonsense. 2294 01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:26,212 You say "hippity-hoppity." 2295 01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:27,347 That's somethingrabbits would make. 2296 01:36:27,349 --> 01:36:28,782 If rabbits made music, 2297 01:36:28,784 --> 01:36:30,550 it would be calledhippity-hoppity. 2298 01:36:30,552 --> 01:36:32,919 You know how old this van is?Older than you. 2299 01:36:32,921 --> 01:36:34,220 I assume it is, brother. 2300 01:36:34,222 --> 01:36:36,556 Lots gone downin here. (CHUCKLES) 2301 01:36:36,558 --> 01:36:38,491 Somethin' went down here,stained that seat. 2302 01:36:39,227 --> 01:36:41,928 Feel good about that. 2303 01:36:41,930 --> 01:36:45,865 Got a microwave in here,you got carpet everywhere. 2304 01:36:45,867 --> 01:36:47,200 Ain't no tellin'what old women 2305 01:36:47,202 --> 01:36:48,401 you'd have back there. 2306 01:36:48,403 --> 01:36:49,903 Probably had your mommaback there. 2307 01:36:49,905 --> 01:36:51,237 -DAX: You ever say...-Ooh! 2308 01:36:51,239 --> 01:36:53,106 I'm an orphan,for your information. 2309 01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:54,574 So I don't knowwho my momma is. 2310 01:36:54,576 --> 01:36:56,276 (BOTH LAUGH) 2311 01:36:56,278 --> 01:36:59,245 This is what we calla ditty now. Ooh. 2312 01:36:59,247 --> 01:37:04,117 My lady... That dittyjust crazy. Mmm! 2313 01:37:04,119 --> 01:37:05,885 I got it. This isthe real version. 2314 01:37:05,887 --> 01:37:08,121 We not goin' be disrespectinga classic like that. 2315 01:37:08,123 --> 01:37:09,189 That came outbefore you was... 2316 01:37:09,191 --> 01:37:11,224 -You have to drive.-Oh, I forgot. 2317 01:37:15,063 --> 01:37:18,565 Get out of here. Go! 2318 01:37:18,567 --> 01:37:21,367 Courses. I've come a long waysince Kazaam. 2319 01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:23,937 That is sick! 2320 01:37:23,939 --> 01:37:25,405 (HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING) 2321 01:37:30,078 --> 01:37:32,011 (SHOUTING) 2322 01:37:35,483 --> 01:37:37,016 I found him in a grocery store 2323 01:37:37,018 --> 01:37:38,284 putting canson the top shelves. 2324 01:37:38,286 --> 01:37:40,119 That's all he's good for. 2325 01:37:41,323 --> 01:37:42,589 (LAUGHING) I'm sorry. 2326 01:37:42,591 --> 01:37:44,257 (YELLING) 2327 01:37:46,461 --> 01:37:48,628 You are my Beyonce, okay? 2328 01:37:48,630 --> 01:37:52,198 Not Dantay, not White Dantay,not Jeff, 2329 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:55,301 and not the dude who look likehe sang with New Addition. 2330 01:37:55,303 --> 01:37:56,402 -(ALL LAUGHING)-I'm so sorry. 2331 01:37:56,404 --> 01:37:57,637 I'm so sorry. 2332 01:37:57,639 --> 01:38:00,240 (HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING) 2333 01:38:11,186 --> 01:38:13,453 Rapid fire.I gotta go rapid fire. 2334 01:38:37,112 --> 01:38:39,145 Here we go.Watch this right here. 2335 01:38:39,147 --> 01:38:40,380 Ow! Ow! 2336 01:38:40,382 --> 01:38:41,915 (ALL EXCLAIM) 2337 01:38:43,551 --> 01:38:44,651 What is this, man? 2338 01:38:44,653 --> 01:38:47,353 That look likea dead inch worm. 2339 01:38:49,491 --> 01:38:50,990 Who you trying to be?Morgan Freeman? 2340 01:38:54,262 --> 01:38:56,596 You playeda heck of a game today, sir. 2341 01:38:56,598 --> 01:38:58,064 Appreciateyou saying that, Coach. 2342 01:38:58,066 --> 01:39:00,600 You ever think aboutre-taking those SATs? 2343 01:39:00,602 --> 01:39:03,469 You have four years leftof eligibility, right? 2344 01:39:03,471 --> 01:39:05,305 I'm more of a Blue Devil manmyself, Coach. 2345 01:39:05,307 --> 01:39:06,372 (LAUGHS) 2346 01:39:07,709 --> 01:39:09,108 MAN: Come on, Dax! 2347 01:39:11,179 --> 01:39:13,646 Oh, too late, Drew. Too late. 2348 01:39:13,648 --> 01:39:15,481 Your old-ass legs broke upon you, Drew. 2349 01:39:15,483 --> 01:39:18,084 (HIP-HOP MUSICCONTINUES PLAYING) 173683

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