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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:32,850 --> 00:01:37,950 Oh, baby, what I couldn't do, ooh 2 00:01:37,950 --> 00:01:42,850 With plenty of money and you, ooh 3 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:47,550 In spite of the worry that money brings 4 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:52,450 Just a little filthy lucre buys a lot of things 5 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:57,350 And I could take you to places you'd like to go 6 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:02,850 But outside of that I've no use for dough 7 00:02:02,850 --> 00:02:04,950 It's the root of all evil 8 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,450 Of strife and upheaval 9 00:02:07,450 --> 00:02:09,750 But I'm certain, honey 10 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:12,350 That life could be sunny 11 00:02:12,350 --> 00:02:15,050 - With plenty of money - May I help you? 12 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:17,850 I'm looking for a box of chocolates. 13 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:19,950 Something fancy, if you have it. 14 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:21,950 - Is it a gift? - Yeah. 15 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:24,750 I want something fancy and not too rich, 16 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:28,450 because she tends to put on a little blubber, the wife. 17 00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:30,450 - Uh-huh. - On the thighs. 18 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,150 What about this one? It's kinda rich. 19 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:35,650 - It's from Belgium. - Er, from Belgium? 20 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:37,050 - It's very pretty. - Yeah. 21 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,450 Hey, Frenchy, I'm home! 22 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:42,150 (Woman) Who's that? 23 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:46,050 Who do ya... It's the Pope! I wanted to see your apartment. 24 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:50,050 - Who comes home every night?! - I'm watching Princess Diana. 25 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:53,050 Again? How many times you gonna do that? 26 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:54,850 Look at those clothes. 27 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:58,850 I told you time and again, she got all that stuff discount. 28 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:02,450 What... You think those kings and queens buy retail? 29 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:06,150 It's a known... Hey, here, I got you some chocolates. 30 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:07,650 Chocolates? 31 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:10,550 You heard of chocolates? I got you chocolates. 32 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:13,550 - How come? - Whaddya mean? 33 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:16,950 They're from Belgium, handmade by Belgiumites. 34 00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:21,450 Tell it to the Marines. You get caught hitting on a waitress? 35 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:25,450 Hey, in 25 years of marriage have I ever hit on anybody but you? 36 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:28,950 Hmm, well, I don't buy it, Ray. You got a scheme. 37 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:32,050 OK, forget it. Get me dinner. They're not for you! 38 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:33,850 - OK. - I got you nothin'. 39 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:38,150 Just get my dinner, right now. And hurry up. 40 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:41,050 Before you make dinner, I gotta talk to you. 41 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:44,150 What did I tell you? Here comes the commercial. 42 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:46,650 Frenchy, I need our $6,000. 43 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:49,650 - What?! - I gotta have our six G's. 44 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:53,150 - That's our savings. - Don't get dramatic about it. 45 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,250 Ray, that's all we got, right? 46 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:58,150 I got a brilliant idea. I'll make us rich. 47 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,150 How? You gonna rob a bank? 48 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:02,850 How'd you know that? That's fantastic. 49 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:05,550 - What? - First shot, you got it. 50 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:09,050 Is that why Tommy Beale's coming over, and Denny? 51 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:14,650 What if I told you you were married to a very brilliant man? 52 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:16,850 I'd say I'd have to be a bigamist. 53 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:18,950 This is foolproof - foolproof! 54 00:04:18,950 --> 00:04:21,250 You said you were finished with that. 55 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:25,150 I was, but I've been kicked from stupid little job to job. 56 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:28,650 - You like the way we live? - It beats your old residence. 57 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:32,550 You think I like looking at you through glass talking over a phone? 58 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:35,250 Frenchy, you stood...you stood by me! 59 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:37,850 - Yeah... - Granted, you stood by me. 60 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:40,450 Two years I waited, and what did I get? 61 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:44,250 You got Belgian chocolates! What's wrong with that? 62 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:48,050 God, I got an idea, this is so incredible, but I need money. 63 00:04:48,050 --> 00:04:51,650 We need seed money for this, we need 18,000 bucks. 64 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:52,850 (Gasps) 65 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:56,150 Denny and Tommy kick six and I gotta put in my six. 66 00:04:56,150 --> 00:05:00,150 - How can those bums get that? - They didn't go to Harvard but... 67 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:03,550 They were drafted before they finished kindergarten! 68 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:05,750 You're such a snob, Frenchy! 69 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,850 Denny's not stupid because he drives a truck! 70 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,650 No, he's stupid because he has a low IQ. 71 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:14,650 - I'd like to flatten you once. - Oh, yeah... 72 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:16,650 Tommy's got street smarts. 73 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,850 Yeah, his brain's got potholes. 74 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:20,250 (Buzzer) 75 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:23,050 She's got an answer for everything. 76 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:26,050 Forget it! I'm not spending our last bucks! 77 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:28,150 I got my end! I said I could. 78 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:30,250 Well, he can't get his end. 79 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,650 Frenchy, I gotta have that money. 80 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:35,850 Yeah, maybe if you needed a quadruple bypass. 81 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:38,750 - This is brilliant! - No, Ray is a genius. 82 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:41,450 Compared to you, this chair is a genius. 83 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:43,950 No, this is the plan of a great mind. 84 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:47,250 I can't believe you're just a dishwasher. 85 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,650 Thank you. 86 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:52,250 I don't get your agreeance, I count to three... 87 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:56,150 You can count to 53, I did a lot of nails for that money. 88 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:58,250 That's all you wanna do? Nails? 89 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:01,550 - Take a hike, OK? - Frenchy, I-I'm countin'... 90 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:04,050 - Oh, yeah? - If I lose it, you're gone. 91 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,850 I'm quaking. 92 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:07,250 (Buzzer) 93 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:10,550 - You're embarrassing me! - How did you get a cookie? 94 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:12,350 - One cookie? - Hey, guys! 95 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:14,650 - Got your share? - Share of what? 96 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:16,850 - Yeah, I sold some stuff. - What? 97 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:19,150 - A rented car. - He can't get his. 98 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:24,050 - What are you tellin' him? - The candy didn't work, then? 99 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,850 Will you shut up?! 100 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:29,850 All that's missing from him is some velvet and a pet mouse. 101 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:31,650 Frenchy, gimme the money. 102 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:34,050 I wouldn't invest it on a legit idea, 103 00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:37,450 much less something that'll land you back in stir. 104 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,250 You said you call the shots. 105 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:42,050 For God... Will you knock it off? Jesus... 106 00:06:42,050 --> 00:06:47,250 - Frenchy, that money's mine. - It's MINE, I earned it. 107 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:49,750 - But I'm your husband... - Take a hike. 108 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,650 Frenchy, I... I'm gonna get violent. 109 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:54,550 Oh, yeah? With your hernia? 110 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:58,050 Fellas, I can't do it, it's over. Forget it. 111 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,950 But you said you're the boss. 112 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:02,450 Stop telling me what I said! 113 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:03,950 Frenchy, it's over. 114 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:06,950 Let the bank lay there, let someone else do it. 115 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:09,250 I-I gotta get some air on the roof. 116 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:12,450 Don't jump, you're too valuable as a dishwasher! 117 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:14,050 Knock it off! 118 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:15,950 Can I have another cookie? 119 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:16,850 (Frenchy) No! 120 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,350 (Distant police siren) 121 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:26,050 (Sighs) 122 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:28,850 All right, tell me your idea. 123 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:31,450 I told you my idea. You shot it down. 124 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,850 You gonna tell me or have a tantrum? 125 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:38,250 You know, for some reason you're always shooting down my dreams. 126 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,450 Because your dreams are like the ones people get 127 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:43,550 from putting opium in brownies. 128 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,450 Can I just tell you this? 129 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:49,450 You're not a bank robber. Your two-year vacation proved it. 130 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:52,250 Not as a stick-up man, that's all. 131 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:56,050 When I hit that bank that time, we were inexperienced, 132 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:59,450 the whole group of us all put on Ronald Reagan masks 133 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:02,850 so it was confusing, I didn't know who was who. 134 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,750 You're lucky your lawyer knew the judge! 135 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,450 Can I tell you my idea?! 136 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:11,850 (Ray) 'A few weeks ago, a couple of doors down from the bank, 137 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:18,150 'a pizza joint there folded and it's for rent, Frenchy.' 138 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:22,150 And then it hits me, and believe me, I'm no genius... 139 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:24,450 Yeah, you don't have to sell me. 140 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:28,750 ..but I figure we tunnel under, take the pizza joint, 141 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,850 we come up under the bank vault. 142 00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:34,650 I know the layout cos I used to know a guard - I got diagrams. 143 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:37,350 We clean out the vault, we go to Florida. 144 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,550 Ray, we're poor but we're happy. 145 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:42,050 No, you're always complaining. 146 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:46,050 Are you happy doing cuticles? Is that what you want? 147 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:50,050 Mother said never get involved with a guy from the rackets. 148 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,750 Frenchy, what's wrong? We had dreams. 149 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:56,450 What's gotten into you? Did...did we not have dreams? 150 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:59,450 When we met, yes, granted, I was in rackets. 151 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:02,550 I was running numbers, you were an exotic dancer, 152 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:04,450 your parents didn't approve. 153 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:06,450 I tried to go legit, OK? 154 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:09,550 - I know. - What do you want me to do? 155 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:13,550 'B-but this pizza place is just waiting for us.' 156 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:15,750 Ray, it's gonna look suspicious, 157 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:18,650 a group of guys drilling in an empty store. 158 00:09:18,650 --> 00:09:21,450 No, that's where you come in, you front it. 159 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:24,350 - What? - You front it, you make pizzas. 160 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:26,250 I can't cook pizzas! 161 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:29,150 So cook cookies! What's the difference?! 162 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:32,950 Tell fortunes, you look like a gypsy, make it a travel agency. 163 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:36,250 You work there and we tunnel under into the bank. 164 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,650 - God... - Frenchy, come here. 165 00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:41,350 - You see how beautiful this is? - Yeah. 166 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:43,950 What you see, it's not just New Jersey. 167 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:47,950 When we first met there was a sunset just like this, very... 168 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,850 - Remember? - Mm-hm. Yeah. 169 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,650 But in Columbia there was an earthquake! 170 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:56,050 Sorry, the location was taken by someone else. 171 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,450 What?! 172 00:09:57,450 --> 00:10:01,450 Yesterday. I told you, if you waited too long... 173 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:04,150 Who did? Wh-who took the place? 174 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:06,750 Can you give me...? You got the name? 175 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:09,350 Mrs Neddy Goldberg. 176 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:11,450 Oh, Jesus. For what? 177 00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:13,850 I believe a flower shop. 178 00:10:13,850 --> 00:10:16,550 A flower shop? 179 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:17,650 (Sighs) 180 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,350 It's a little old lady, 181 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:23,350 her husband just died and she wants to start a flower shop. 182 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:25,850 Somebody's got to get to her. 183 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:28,450 - Get to her what? - Beg her, con her. 184 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:31,050 I'll go to her shop and threaten her. 185 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:34,650 - No, you can't. - Don't do that. 186 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:36,450 I gotta talk to her. 187 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:41,250 And say what? If her husband just died, you need a plan. 188 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,450 I don't know. I'll charm her. 189 00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:45,950 What are you gonna use for charm, Ray? 190 00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:47,550 Knock it off. 191 00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:50,050 Some master plan, you lost the lease. 192 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,950 I'll get it, that's what this is about. 193 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:56,850 You're gonna rob a bank and some little old lady has it first. 194 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:59,450 Very funny, what...you...you... 195 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,850 (Mumbles) 196 00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:02,550 I'll slam your head off. 197 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:03,850 - Hey! - Jesus. 198 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:06,850 The bank isn't even next to the pizza joint. 199 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:09,950 I told you that before! That's what's great... 200 00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:12,650 - What? - There's nothing suspicious. 201 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:15,450 The only thing suspicious is your sanity. 202 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:18,050 And when did you guys ever dig a tunnel? 203 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,650 It's no big deal. 204 00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:22,350 You underestimate Ray's personality. 205 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:25,450 He's the most likeable dishwasher I ever met. 206 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:29,350 Don't pay any attention to her, we're gonna proceed. 207 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,150 - Uh... - Yeah? 208 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:10,250 I'm looking for Neddy Goldberg. 209 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:12,750 Who wants her? 210 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,850 Uh, I got something for her. 211 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:18,450 I wanna make her a big offer. Big dough. BIG dough. 212 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,450 Come in. 213 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,250 (Locks door) 214 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,350 I'm Neddy Goldberg. 215 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,650 I know you... 216 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:35,550 You're...you're Benny, from cell block eight! 217 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:38,150 - Oh...oh, God, Ray! - Ray! 218 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:41,550 - Ray! How are you? - You look like I'm a stranger! 219 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:43,250 I'm sorry, come on in. 220 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,550 - It's a small world. - You leased that empty store? 221 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:48,950 Yeah, I'm gonna open a flower shop. 222 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,950 - What you gonna do with that? - Burn it down. 223 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:55,350 You're still burning stuff down for insurance? 224 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,850 That's how I sent two kids through college. 225 00:12:57,850 --> 00:13:00,150 There's no money in that! 226 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:03,850 That's... You... Benny, you gotta come in with us. 227 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,050 - Who's us? - What? 228 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:09,350 Why are you so suspicious? It's me, Ray... 229 00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,750 Remember my nickname in the joint? 230 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,450 - The Brain? - The Brain. 231 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,250 That's what they called me. 232 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,650 But Ray, that was sarcastic. 233 00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:19,450 No, that was real. 234 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:23,050 - No, it was sarcastic. - There was nothing sarcastic! 235 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,750 - No, it was. - Benny, it was real. 236 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,650 - I was... - It was sarcastic. 237 00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:30,650 - It wasn't sarcastic... - Oh, God. Oh, God! 238 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,850 - I was The Brain! - It was sarcastic! 239 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:36,850 Fellas, this is Benny. He's in. 240 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,950 - Benny? Looks like a cop to me. - How you doin'? 241 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,650 You know you're workin' with a genius? 242 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:45,850 We're all smart, but he wears glasses. 243 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,050 Yeah. 244 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:50,050 W-what's good? Pine, right? 245 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:53,250 Oak, redwood. Redwood is what woodpeckers peck on. 246 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,650 It's supposed to be the strongest. 247 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:57,650 - Good trees, right? - Yeah. 248 00:13:57,650 --> 00:14:00,850 - This looks good. - Whoa, look how long it is. 249 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:02,350 We could build a house. 250 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:05,550 - We're just building a tunnel. - Whoa. 251 00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,850 - Or, like, a house. - Yeah. 252 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,950 (Ray) How much is that? 253 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,550 - 1,000 bucks. - 1,000 bucks a box? Jesus! 254 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:15,050 - How many sticks in a box? - 50. 255 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:20,250 My God, this is...this is robbery. This is unbelievable. 256 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,650 What do we need this dynamite for? 257 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:25,050 What? Just be careful... 258 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:41,850 I don't like the colour... 259 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,450 Ohh, phew! 260 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,550 Can I have one of these? 261 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:47,950 Uh, OK. 262 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,850 - One of these? - Mm-hm. 263 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:52,250 - OK, you want a bag? - No, that's OK. 264 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,450 I haven't got a bag. You'll take 'em like this? 265 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,650 (Ray) It's a lot of work, 266 00:14:57,650 --> 00:15:01,350 but when it's over we're all gonna be well compensated. 267 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:03,750 Who's gonna work the drill? 268 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:07,150 - What do you mean? - I don't know how to. 269 00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:09,350 There's nothing to that. 270 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:13,750 Whoever's working it, I tell ya, it's gonna make a lot of noise. 271 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:16,450 No, no, hey, what do you think this is? 272 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:19,150 We wrap this blanket around it, it's fine. 273 00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,650 No, no, you gotta know how to work that. 274 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:26,150 (Tommy) Whoa! Shut it off! 275 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:28,650 (Shouting and drilling) 276 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:33,550 Guys, shut up! What did you do?! 277 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:36,750 - We ain't started yet. - What are you waitin' for, 278 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,150 the drilling season? 279 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:41,250 Do me a favour, go upstairs and bake, will ya? 280 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,450 You know, I-I don't need any help. 281 00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:47,250 (Denny) Got it? (Ray) You better brace me. 282 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,750 You said you were fine! What are you doing?! 283 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,850 Get that thing! Get that thing! 284 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:03,450 - Got it?! - Yeah, I got it! 285 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:04,950 I can't hold it! 286 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,350 (All shouting and screaming) 287 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:15,250 I'm gettin' out of here! I can hear somebody in the store! 288 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,450 Could we have half a dozen of the chocolate cinnamon? 289 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,250 We're closed. For Easter. 290 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,150 That was three months ago. 291 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,850 - Greek Easter. - That was two months ago. 292 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,250 Chinese Easter! 293 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,550 I'd like a cookie for my daughter. 294 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,750 - Honey, what kind? - All right! 295 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,550 Have a cookie. Yeah, sure, take a cookie. 296 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:38,050 - How you doing? - Oh...hi! 297 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:40,850 - You still open? - Yeah, yeah, sure. 298 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:44,350 - Two cherry cinnamon. - Cherry cinnamon, right. 299 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,850 - New here, huh? - Just opened today. 300 00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:48,050 (Banging) 301 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,550 What's all that noise? 302 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,450 That's...the cookie press. It needs oil. 303 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:55,750 There's... a slight leak...downstairs. 304 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,650 - This is the plumber. - There's a tiny leak. 305 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,250 - What do I owe you? - Oh, no charge. 306 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:04,850 - Thanks a lot. Take it easy. - I gotta get some sandbags! 307 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,550 Oh, the cookies are 85 cents for... 308 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:11,150 - Get the sandbags! - Relax, you're a perfect fit! 309 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:13,750 - Where are the sandbags?! - Just relax! 310 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,550 OK, so we got off to a shaky start. 311 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:20,750 Yeah, I'd say it was shaky, yeah. 312 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:24,050 Frenchy, there's gonna be glitches, so what? 313 00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:26,350 Tomorrow I'll bring a bathing suit. 314 00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:29,950 I'm not discouraged, cos I don't get discouraged. 315 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:34,250 There was a woman on before, she's got 200 pairs of shoes. 316 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,150 You'll get yours Frenchy, I promise you. 317 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:40,050 This time in a month or two we'll be in Miami, 318 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,650 it'll be great. 319 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:44,750 "A patron of the arts", don't that sound great? 320 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,550 - Frenchy... - Opening night at the opera. 321 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,850 I love you, Frenchy, you know why? 322 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:52,050 Because you back me all the time. 323 00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:54,950 You know when I first knew I loved you? 324 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,650 This was a long time ago if you remember. 325 00:17:57,650 --> 00:18:00,450 Remember I taught you how to open a safe 326 00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,350 by listening to the tumblers, and you got it. 327 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,650 - That's when I knew. - You're a very romantic man, 328 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:09,650 and I'm very lucky because not many wives get to see 329 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:12,650 their husbands battling a ruptured water main. 330 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:15,050 - I'm crazy about you. - I'm crazy about you. 331 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:19,550 - Here, Benny. - Benny, put it in the bag. 332 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:22,450 - You... I'll... - He puts it in the bag. 333 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,950 - This is efficiency. - Hurry up! 334 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,950 What... Why are you putting it in his shovel? 335 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:30,750 - He puts it in. - It's called efficiency. 336 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,250 It saves energy. 337 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,950 (Customers chatting) 338 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,650 - Chocolate chip, please. - Here. 339 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,750 Little girl, what do you want? 340 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,850 - Chocolate fudge. - OK. You can only have two. 341 00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,650 What are you stopping for? 342 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:47,250 Why? I'm trying to figure this out! 343 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,850 According to this, we're supposed to take a left turn. 344 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:53,250 That doesn't mean stop! Let's go! 345 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,450 Will you give me a... What the hell are you doing? 346 00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:59,350 - What? - You got your hat on backwards. 347 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,850 Yeah, so? 348 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,650 The flashlight goes in the front! 349 00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:05,650 But it looks cooler like this. 350 00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:07,750 What are you, a jerk? 351 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:11,050 It's a lot more stylish than that - look at that! 352 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,450 - You think so? - Yeah, turn it around. 353 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:16,650 This is chic. Yeah, look at that. That's cool. 354 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,550 You got a mirror? 355 00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:22,450 No, I don't. That looks good, I'll show you when we get out. 356 00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:24,350 Can you keep going, please? 357 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,650 I'm trying to figure the map out! 358 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,650 You want two? 359 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,050 OK, OK, everybody hold on. 360 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:34,750 That's 1.70, that's it. Thank you very much. Thank you. 361 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,750 OK, here...chocolate chip... 362 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,050 (Tommy) What you gonna do with your share? 363 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:42,350 How much is my share? 364 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:45,450 Well, I figure there's gotta be two million, 365 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,650 I'm counting the jewellery too. 366 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:52,050 (Benny) Divided four ways, that's a half million bucks apiece. 367 00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:55,250 - What about Frenchy? - She's just a front. 368 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,950 But without her we're dead. 369 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,250 Any broad could sell cookies. 370 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,850 I say she gets a share but not a full share. 371 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:04,450 I'd go for that. 372 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:08,150 What if we each get a fourth and she gets, like, a third? 373 00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:11,850 - She'd be getting more than us. - How you figure? 374 00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:15,050 Where you gonna get four-fourths and a third? 375 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,050 - I don't do fractions. - Let's not get greedy. 376 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:22,050 Remember that Bogart movie where they're digging for gold? 377 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:26,050 They find the gold and then this guy turns on his friends. 378 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:30,250 - Let's not let that happen. - And he's killed by Hispanics. 379 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:33,150 - The Treasure Of... - Treasure Island. 380 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,750 - Right! That was a good movie. - The best. 381 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:40,250 OK, folks, here's the deal. I'm out of cookies, OK? 382 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,150 (Crowd groans) 383 00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,550 It's gonna be another two minutes. 384 00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:47,050 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 385 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:50,650 I've got one cookie left, you know who's gonna eat this? Me. 386 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,850 (Frenchy) I gotta put on help. 387 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:55,250 Help? 388 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,550 Yeah, I can't handle the volume. 389 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,750 What...? A second person? 390 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:03,250 I can't help it, Ray, the cookies are selling. 391 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:08,250 Gee, I never counted on that. You gotta manage it somehow. 392 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,550 What about my cousin May? We can trust her. 393 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:15,550 May's a dodo, I bring a dodo into a master plan? 394 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:19,550 - She's not a squealer. - But we'd have to cut her in. 395 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:22,550 The pot's getting smaller and smaller. 396 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:26,550 Well, I can't cook and sell at the same time, it's a madhouse, 397 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:28,250 we'll get caught. 398 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,150 Hey, you know what we could do? 399 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:35,450 May... We could hire May and not tell her what we're doing. 400 00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:39,450 And she...she'll never catch on. She's got, you know, and... 401 00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:42,950 We're making enough from the cookies to pay her. 402 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:47,450 Absolutely, she'll never figure out or catch wise to anything. 403 00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:51,850 If you think Denny's slow, your cousin May is dumb like a... 404 00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:54,050 like a horse or a dog or something. 405 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,550 Maybe it's not such a great idea. 406 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,350 No, I think... I think we could do it. 407 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:02,850 - Where are we? - Supposed to be here. 408 00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:04,450 Excuse me! 409 00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:07,250 Where's the sugar? Frenchy wants sugar. 410 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:11,250 May, stop bothering us, we're busy here. 411 00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:14,050 I just don't understand the drilling. 412 00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:17,950 I told you, business is good, we're expanding. 413 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:23,250 Yeah, a little tea shop so people can eat cookies and drink tea. 414 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,650 Where are they gonna drink the tea, in the tunnel? 415 00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:30,250 I'd explain it but you gotta understand engineering. 416 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,850 What's engineering? 417 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,850 May, do me a favour, I told you, we're expanding. 418 00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:38,650 But there's a nail shop next door. 419 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:42,550 - We made a deal with them. - You're expanding into there? 420 00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:43,950 May, get your stuff. 421 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:46,450 You want the sugar... Take a hike. 422 00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:49,150 Get the sugar and go, we'll call you. 423 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:52,250 (Tommy) This broad's big trouble. 424 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,750 Is it safe having that broad around? 425 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,250 She's harmless. 426 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,950 (Benny) I think we've made a wrong turn. 427 00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:01,450 Oh, please! Give me the map. 428 00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:04,850 - What're you talkin' about? - For God's sakes. 429 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:08,650 This is fine, I don't know what you're in a dither about. 430 00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:11,950 - You're holding it upside down. - I am? 431 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:15,250 You were reading this upside down all along? 432 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,650 Get off my back. 433 00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:19,850 Can I help it if they print these things like this? 434 00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:22,050 OK, thank you very much. 435 00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:25,250 I gotta get another plate of the...cherry... 436 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,650 - Can I help you? Next? - I'm coming right back. 437 00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:32,450 Can I get two cherry cinnamon? How you doin'? 438 00:23:32,450 --> 00:23:35,850 We're doin' something right! Two cherry cinnamon. 439 00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:38,950 - You new here, huh? - No, this is my first day. 440 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:42,050 These are the greatest cookies I ever tasted. 441 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:45,850 - Oh, really? We're expanding. - No kidding? 442 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:48,450 Yeah, some guys are working right now, 443 00:23:48,450 --> 00:23:51,350 - tunnelling under next door. - Really? 444 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:53,450 - Yeah. - Did you try the fudge? 445 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:56,850 We were talking about what a success this place is. 446 00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:59,850 - About the restaurant. - What restaurant? 447 00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:04,150 You know, the guys in the back tunnelling under the nail shop? 448 00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:07,050 - What are you talking about? - The tea room. 449 00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:09,050 May, come here! 450 00:24:09,050 --> 00:24:13,050 We're at the Sunset Bake Shop where the lines wait patiently 451 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:15,950 for the most fabulous cookies in New York. 452 00:24:15,950 --> 00:24:17,650 What's goin' on here?! 453 00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:21,050 And you're the heart of Sunset Cookies, Miss...? 454 00:24:21,050 --> 00:24:22,650 Frenchy Winkler. 455 00:24:22,650 --> 00:24:25,950 Frances, but everybody calls me Frenchy. 456 00:24:25,950 --> 00:24:30,250 Standing here, one can inhale the aroma of chocolate, cinnamon 457 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:33,650 and a dozen other mouth-watering taste treats. 458 00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:37,050 Is it true customers wait half an hour for a cookie? 459 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,850 (Crowd mumble agreement) 460 00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:40,850 That you've rationed sales? 461 00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:44,250 Well, it happened once but... what's all the fuss? 462 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,450 Where did you learn the secret of your baking? 463 00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:51,450 It's all I can cook, that and linguine with turkey meatballs. 464 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:53,150 (Laughter) 465 00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:55,250 Sir, how is your cookie? 466 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:58,650 I don't know, it's baked with nutmeg or something. 467 00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:00,350 But it's great. 468 00:25:00,350 --> 00:25:04,350 And we're expanding, there are men in the back tunnelling... 469 00:25:04,450 --> 00:25:06,050 No, no, May! Get back! 470 00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:11,050 I can't take this, Frenchy! We don't want this attention. 471 00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:14,550 I didn't hire a publicity agent, they just showed up. 472 00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:17,450 I know, but it's putting us in the toilet! 473 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:21,350 I can't concentrate, there's people demanding cookies, 474 00:25:21,350 --> 00:25:24,750 and Denny got bit by a rat, he needed rabies shots. 475 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:28,050 - Who, the rat? - Funny. You should be on TV. 476 00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:29,650 I am! Open your eyes! 477 00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:31,650 Frenchy, I don't like this. 478 00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:35,950 You've been digging for weeks, when you gonna get somewhere? 479 00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:39,050 It's complicated, we keep getting lost! 480 00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:42,050 The other day I was in deep and my hat went out. 481 00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:46,050 - That stupid coal miner's hat? - It's a life-saver, that bulb! 482 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,950 We'd do better just with a cookie store, 483 00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:51,050 we're making good dough. 484 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,650 Hey, making good dough! 485 00:25:52,650 --> 00:25:55,650 It's a cookie store but we're making dough. 486 00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:58,450 - We're making dough but... - I get it. 487 00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:30,850 (Benny) I knew we were going the wrong way! 488 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:33,150 What are we doin' in a dress shop? 489 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:36,850 At least it's a Sunday, we can patch this up and get out. 490 00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:39,450 - Patch it up?! - Tile it! 491 00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:42,350 - I'm not a tiler. - We don't have any tiles! 492 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:45,050 Where do you get cement in a dress shop? 493 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:48,650 Besides, BRAIN, how can you close the hole and tile it? 494 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:52,150 We're inside the store! How do we get out? 495 00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:55,650 Well... He's got a point. You can't tile it from that side. 496 00:26:55,650 --> 00:26:57,750 - No kidding. - No, you can't. 497 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:01,750 This is very discouraging, guys, I'm ready to pack this in. 498 00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:05,250 Everybody freeze! 499 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:08,650 Ray, your wife's cousin talks too much. 500 00:27:10,050 --> 00:27:12,950 Sorry to spoil your expansion plans... 501 00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:16,050 Officer, listen, we didn't do anything yet. 502 00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:18,650 It's true, we were gonna...rob the bank 503 00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:22,450 but we screwed up everything except for the cookie shop, 504 00:27:22,450 --> 00:27:25,650 that's doing great, you like the cookies! 505 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:30,350 Let us forget all this and just concentrate on the cookie store. 506 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:34,050 Hey, look, I'm not trying to ruin anybody's life, OK? 507 00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:36,250 Then, give us a break. 508 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:39,050 Think I could get a piece of the action? 509 00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:41,450 I don't mind paying off the cops. 510 00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:43,850 It's a standard business expense. 511 00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:48,250 Don't think of it as a pay-off. I think I'm qualified 512 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:51,850 to make a major contribution to this whole enterprise. 513 00:27:51,850 --> 00:27:54,350 My brother-in-law majored in business. 514 00:27:54,350 --> 00:27:56,450 Let us hear this contribution. 515 00:27:56,450 --> 00:28:00,450 - One word. - Yeah, and that word is? 516 00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:03,750 Franchise. 517 00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:15,450 (Ray) 'We got about 600 trucks and we're all over the country 518 00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:19,450 'and Canada, and we make a lot of different cookies now. 519 00:28:19,550 --> 00:28:22,150 'We got pistachio, we got pretzels, 520 00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:26,150 'we make chicken chip cookies, tuna mint...' 521 00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:28,350 (Reporter) 'Virtually overnight, 522 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:32,250 'the Winklers and associates have gone from a small cookie shop 523 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:35,350 'to something approaching a baking empire.' 524 00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:38,850 This is where we package everything, you know? 525 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:43,750 And, uh...we, uh...the cookies have a wonderful fresh smell 526 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,450 and that's put on with a chemical spray. 527 00:28:46,450 --> 00:28:47,850 We do that here. 528 00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:51,350 There's no denying he's refreshingly down-to-earth 529 00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:53,150 for a corporate executive. 530 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:56,650 In fact, Sunset Farms has captured the imagination 531 00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:58,650 of the public and the industry. 532 00:28:58,650 --> 00:29:01,450 We wondered what the competition thinks, 533 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:04,250 so we went to American Cookies. 534 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:07,250 The bottom line is they make a great product. 535 00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:11,050 And everything else pretty much takes care of itself. 536 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,650 This is your office? 537 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,750 Yeah, this is where I operate. 538 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:19,950 Frenchy decorated this place, she's got...all her stuff here. 539 00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:23,150 This is an antique, you know. 540 00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:27,150 She says it's Louis the... I don't know, Louis XIV, or XV. 541 00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:30,550 I don't know how high the Louis go, actually, 542 00:29:30,550 --> 00:29:32,850 but it's a top Louis, one of the... 543 00:29:32,850 --> 00:29:35,450 And Frenchy stuck a TV in it, you know, 544 00:29:35,450 --> 00:29:39,450 because she's got a...you know, she's a creative decorator. 545 00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:42,850 It's very original. Um, how much are you worth? 546 00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:44,450 Oh, plenty. Plenty. 547 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,050 - How much? Between you and me. - A lot. 548 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:50,250 I mean, whatever you see is antiques. 549 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:53,950 You know, this thing here, this is from the Renaissance 550 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:57,950 or the Magna Carta or something but that's where it's from. 551 00:29:58,050 --> 00:30:01,450 Why did you decide to go into baking so late in life? 552 00:30:01,450 --> 00:30:04,650 Well, Frenchy, we found out, can make cookies. 553 00:30:04,650 --> 00:30:07,550 (Reporter) 'The Frenchy they're talking about 554 00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:10,650 'and culinary genius of Sunset is Frances Fox, 555 00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:12,850 'the wife of the CEO.' 556 00:30:12,850 --> 00:30:16,850 So everybody told you how delicious your cookies were? 557 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:19,750 - I thought they were BSing me. - Really? 558 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:23,250 Yeah, cos someone gives you something they cooked 559 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:27,650 you always say you enjoy it even if you threw up, so, you know. 560 00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:31,350 In an age where everyone has public relations handlers 561 00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:34,050 it's hard to imagine a group more direct 562 00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:37,450 and less image-conscious than Sunset Farms. 563 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:41,250 Each person we met seemed more eccentric than the last, 564 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,450 like Tommy Walker, the chairman. 565 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:47,450 Frenchy makes the best cookies in the world. We're very proud. 566 00:30:47,650 --> 00:30:50,150 What are your duties as chairman? 567 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:53,650 The board meets twice a week and we take up issues. 568 00:30:53,650 --> 00:30:55,150 Issues? 569 00:30:55,150 --> 00:30:58,250 Yeah, facts, problems, things like that. 570 00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:02,850 What problems does an overnight success like Sunset Farms face? 571 00:31:02,850 --> 00:31:06,050 Last week the toilet on the fourth floor wouldn't flush. 572 00:31:06,050 --> 00:31:08,350 The water kept coming to the top, 573 00:31:08,350 --> 00:31:11,450 so the board voted on getting a plumber. 574 00:31:11,450 --> 00:31:15,450 'An architect of Sunset Farms' unorthodox marketing strategy 575 00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:19,450 'is head of advertising, Denny Doyle, a former truck driver.' 576 00:31:19,650 --> 00:31:24,950 Did you have the idea to advertise in Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler? 577 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:28,450 I figured if a guy's staring at a naked piece of tail, 578 00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:32,750 he sees the breasts and the legs, he's gonna salivate. 579 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:35,450 So if he's salivating and turns the page 580 00:31:35,450 --> 00:31:38,150 and comes across a picture of our cookies, 581 00:31:38,150 --> 00:31:41,050 he thinks maybe that's why he's drooling. 582 00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:43,250 It's psychology. It's science. 583 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:47,250 It's like Pablo's theory, with the dog when he feeds him? 584 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:49,650 - Pablo? - Pablo, with the dogs. 585 00:31:49,650 --> 00:31:52,850 'Then there's ex-police officer Ken Deloach, 586 00:31:52,850 --> 00:31:54,950 'in charge of distribution. 587 00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:58,950 'And Benjamin Borkowsky, in charge of plant safety.' 588 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,950 I made sure the building was fireproof. 589 00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:05,350 'And lest they be accused of being a male club, 590 00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:09,650 'May Sloane handles public relations and physical therapy.' 591 00:32:09,650 --> 00:32:13,450 I understand public relations, but physical therapy? 592 00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:16,650 Well, all the chocolate chips are put in by hand 593 00:32:16,650 --> 00:32:20,650 and that's really hard on the back and the leg muscles. 594 00:32:20,650 --> 00:32:22,450 I do deep massage. 595 00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:25,250 She's also a vice president. 596 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:28,650 So that's a brief glimpse into a corporate culture 597 00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:32,050 that has industry leaders and management analysts 598 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:36,650 scratching their heads, wondering what Sunset Farms will try next. 599 00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:40,950 But it may be as simple as the Winklers' chief competitor said. 600 00:32:40,950 --> 00:32:45,750 You've got something people want, everything else falls into place. 601 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,850 Or as we in TV might say, 602 00:32:47,850 --> 00:32:50,150 there's no accounting for the public's taste. 603 00:32:57,550 --> 00:33:00,050 Keep coming through with the stuff. 604 00:33:00,050 --> 00:33:04,050 I think it's better the way I had it. Put the doll there. 605 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:07,450 (Chef) Mrs Winkler? You wanted to check the menu? 606 00:33:07,450 --> 00:33:10,550 Right. Stevens, bring that piece downstairs 607 00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:13,250 and try it again next to the fireplace. 608 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,650 I want a lot of nuts and crudites. 609 00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:18,550 What did we say for openers? Yeah, snails. 610 00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:21,750 Escargot, yes, then potato and truffle salad. 611 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,650 By all means, but I hate those thin pieces. 612 00:33:24,650 --> 00:33:27,050 When you shave it, lay it on big time. 613 00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:30,250 Truffles are always shaved finely, Mrs Winkler. 614 00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:32,950 I wouldn't suggest anything overdone. 615 00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:35,850 (Chef) ..then poached sea bass in filo, 616 00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:39,350 and spinach souffl� and salad and dessert. 617 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,950 And finger bowls. 618 00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:43,550 Nothing being served requires them. 619 00:33:43,550 --> 00:33:46,750 You never know whose fingers need washing. 620 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:50,250 - Did you rearrange this again? - Hold your water! 621 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:54,250 Every time I come home it's like walking into a strange house. 622 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:56,750 Did I tell you to get rid of this? 623 00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:59,350 It's a harp. You got no flair, Ray. 624 00:33:59,350 --> 00:34:01,850 Nobody plays the harp. Who plays it? 625 00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:04,250 What's it doing in the living room? 626 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,250 I like the visual sweep. 627 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:09,450 You know, I don't know what's gotten into you, 628 00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:12,050 you're so hoity-toity all of a sudden. 629 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,950 My cookies pay for this, so turn it off. 630 00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:16,650 What's for dinner? 631 00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:20,550 And don't tell me it's little sparrows on a bed of lettuce, 632 00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:23,550 cos I never want anything on lettuce again. 633 00:34:23,550 --> 00:34:25,650 They're pheasants and you ate 'em. 634 00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:28,150 And I almost choked on a BB! 635 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:31,250 Can I get a cheeseburger, is that possible? 636 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:34,250 Are you forgetting? It's the dinner party. 637 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:38,050 Oh...great(!) Just when I got a lot on my mind. 638 00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:39,650 Your mind don't hold a lot. 639 00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:42,650 Come on, get dressed. It's tuxedo. 640 00:34:42,650 --> 00:34:45,450 - I'm hungry. - You want a snail? 641 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:48,350 A...? Are you nuts? I'm gonna have a snail? 642 00:34:48,350 --> 00:34:50,450 Come on, you eat steamers. 643 00:34:50,450 --> 00:34:54,250 Hey, a snail leaves a trail of scum in the yard when it walks. 644 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,050 Not in France, they don't. 645 00:34:56,050 --> 00:35:00,950 Jesus, what happened to all the turkey meatballs and spaghetti? 646 00:35:00,950 --> 00:35:04,450 Have a potato and truffle thing, that'll hold you. 647 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:08,050 Truffles got no flavour, Frenchy! 648 00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:10,750 They're subtle, only pigs can find 'em. 649 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:14,350 You're thinking of pearls, they come in oysters. 650 00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:17,250 - Take a hike. - You're such an ignoramus. 651 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:21,250 That's what I love about you, you're... Pearls are in oysters. 652 00:35:21,450 --> 00:35:23,250 Ray, Ray, Ray...please. 653 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:27,150 - Don't spoil my big night. - What's so big about tonight? 654 00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:30,450 There's a lot of important arts people coming. 655 00:35:30,450 --> 00:35:33,150 Hey, we donate, you'll be on the boards. 656 00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:36,650 - I wanna be a patron. - You wanna be a socialite. 657 00:35:36,650 --> 00:35:38,850 So what? Is that so terrible? 658 00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:42,650 But when we talked about making it, we were gonna hit it big, 659 00:35:42,650 --> 00:35:46,250 move to Florida, swim, eat stone crabs... 660 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,650 We can get a place in Palm Beach. 661 00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:51,050 Palm Beach is ritzy. 662 00:35:51,050 --> 00:35:54,450 I want to go to Miami, be at the dog track every day. 663 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:58,450 I just wanna be as far away from Frenchy Fox the topless wonder 664 00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:00,450 as I can be. 665 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,150 Hey, you were beautiful as Frenchy Fox. 666 00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:06,950 You'd come out, remember you'd give it a little of this? 667 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:08,850 Those days are over. 668 00:36:08,850 --> 00:36:12,550 And our accountants want us to be twice as big next year. 669 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:16,550 What good is that if I can't get a cheeseburger? 670 00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:19,150 Ray, please, be charming tonight. 671 00:36:19,150 --> 00:36:23,450 I've seen you when you wanna turn on the charm, you sparkle. 672 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:25,650 All right. (Chuckles) 673 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:27,450 I gotta go. 674 00:36:39,850 --> 00:36:43,450 Good evening! Welcome to our humble little abode. 675 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:46,050 Charles Bailey, this is my wife, Emily. 676 00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:48,250 - How you doin'? - David Parret. 677 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,850 - Hello, hello. - Linda Rhinelander. 678 00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:54,050 - Can I get you drinks? - Just Evian, or Perrier? 679 00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:57,050 - Certainly. - We got anything you want. 680 00:36:57,050 --> 00:37:01,850 I take tap water. The fluoride keeps your teeth from rotting. 681 00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:04,050 Hey! Look at this! 682 00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:05,950 (Posh voice) Hello! 683 00:37:05,950 --> 00:37:08,950 So glad you could attend our humble abode. 684 00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:12,650 We just got back. Didn't want to miss the new Traviata. 685 00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:15,250 - Have you seen it? - No, not yet. 686 00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:17,550 Nor have I. What is it? 687 00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:20,350 Ray, why are we standing in the hallway? 688 00:37:20,350 --> 00:37:24,250 Please, let's retire to the living room. 689 00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:27,850 (Parret) Are you a fan of the ballet, Mrs Winkler? 690 00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:32,650 I used to be a dancer, but, please, call me Fren...Frances. 691 00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:36,150 - Frances Fox-Winkler. - The Foxes from Saratoga? 692 00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:39,050 I don't know, I never checked my pedigree. 693 00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:44,150 Can we change the music? I feel like I should be wearing a wig. 694 00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:45,950 You will be soon. 695 00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,950 Did you do the place yourself? 696 00:37:47,950 --> 00:37:50,550 They say I have a flair for decorating. 697 00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:52,950 - This rug lights up. - It lights? 698 00:37:52,950 --> 00:37:57,350 Yeah, it's made of fibre-optics. I'll turn it on later. 699 00:37:57,350 --> 00:37:59,850 Stevens, what's with the snails?! 700 00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:01,250 (Doorbell) 701 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:03,950 W-w-why don't I get the door 702 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:07,950 and you show them your collection of leather pigs? 703 00:38:08,150 --> 00:38:12,150 - Do you play the harp, Frances? - No, it's a visual, honey. 704 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:15,050 The sweep kills me. Oh, finally. Girls... 705 00:38:17,450 --> 00:38:19,850 Hey, how you doin'? Come on in. 706 00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:23,250 Right there, all the action... Hey, honey? Toots? 707 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:25,350 Shake it, they're in there. 708 00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:27,750 - How you doin'? - Garth Steinway. 709 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,050 - Garth Steinway. - Garth...? Yeah. 710 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:33,050 - I'm Anthony Gwynne. - Oh, no kidding? 711 00:38:33,050 --> 00:38:35,850 You're the outfielder with the Padres? 712 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,850 Our goal is to raise $2 million, 713 00:38:37,850 --> 00:38:40,650 then the company can tour the west coast 714 00:38:40,650 --> 00:38:42,450 and include the new opera. 715 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:43,850 Right. 716 00:38:43,850 --> 00:38:46,550 Well, count me in. I love serious music. 717 00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:49,750 Ray, on the other hand, opera freaks him. 718 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,850 Have you tried your finger bowl?? 719 00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:56,050 So the guy says, "What do you do for a living?" 720 00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:57,850 He says, "I'm a monback." 721 00:38:57,850 --> 00:39:00,450 He says, "What's a monback?" 722 00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:04,250 "You know, I stand behind a truck saying "'monback"!" 723 00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:09,650 H-he stands behind the truck, he goes "'monback"! 724 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,850 He says... I think it's too fast for her. 725 00:39:14,850 --> 00:39:17,550 'Monback. He says 'monback. 726 00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:20,750 I do think they overpaid for the Picasso. 727 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:24,650 I mean, for me it was unusually mediocre, don't you think? 728 00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:28,650 I agree completely. Excuse me, I have to go find my wife. 729 00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:34,350 I saw a beautiful painting of fruit at the Met or the Whitney, 730 00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:36,650 it might have been the Holocaust. 731 00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:39,650 Are you affiliated with any of the museums? 732 00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:41,450 No, I'm a private dealer. 733 00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:45,750 We have one or two paintings but I haven't gotten around to... 734 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,050 - building a collection. - Uh-huh. 735 00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:50,550 So what are you interested in? 736 00:39:50,550 --> 00:39:54,550 Er, Rembrandt, Picasso, Michelangelo. 737 00:39:54,650 --> 00:39:56,950 - You know, the boys. - Yeah, yeah. 738 00:39:56,950 --> 00:40:00,250 I might be out of Michelangelos at the moment. 739 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:04,250 But I have come into possession of an incredible Damon Dexter 740 00:40:04,350 --> 00:40:07,250 that someone's trying to sell, is he...? 741 00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:09,350 I'm not aware of him. 742 00:40:09,350 --> 00:40:11,750 No, well, he's new, you know. 743 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:17,150 I have to say, your wine is absolutely delicious. Really. 744 00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:21,150 The chef who did the finger bowls chose it. Have you rinsed? 745 00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:25,150 David used to own a vineyard, so he's a tough audience. 746 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:29,850 Did you study art at school? 747 00:40:29,850 --> 00:40:32,250 No, I didn't. I think I should have. 748 00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:34,250 No, I studied literature. 749 00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:37,250 Then inevitably wound up as a stockbroker, 750 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:41,050 then I dropped out, went to Japan and became a Buddhist 751 00:40:41,050 --> 00:40:45,350 blah blah blah, and then I did teach art for a bit. 752 00:40:45,350 --> 00:40:47,450 And then the vineyard. 753 00:40:47,450 --> 00:40:50,750 My God, what a life, and you're still so young! 754 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,850 Don't be fooled. 755 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:55,950 Somewhere in a closet there's a portrait of me ageing. 756 00:40:55,950 --> 00:40:57,650 In the closet? 757 00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:59,650 Why would it be...? 758 00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:02,650 Oh! How droll. 759 00:41:02,650 --> 00:41:04,150 (Chuckling) 760 00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:06,550 You hear about the Polish carpool? 761 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:10,050 Every day they meet at work. 762 00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:14,750 I can't believe this room. This takes bad taste to new heights. 763 00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:16,950 (Woman) This is excruciating. 764 00:41:16,950 --> 00:41:21,650 (Man) And can you believe them? I can't keep a straight face. 765 00:41:21,650 --> 00:41:25,050 (2nd Man) And this apartment, the flawless vulgarity. 766 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:28,050 (Woman) She must've been frightened by a leopard. 767 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:31,150 (Man) I think they plan on being very generous. 768 00:41:31,150 --> 00:41:35,050 (2nd Man) And the house? Not to mention her clothes. 769 00:41:35,050 --> 00:41:37,850 (Man) This is the definition of bad taste. 770 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,750 (Ray) I never saw so much jewellery. 771 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:46,650 It makes me sad that I don't have to steal any more. Really. 772 00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:50,450 What's the matter, honey? You've been quiet all night. 773 00:41:50,450 --> 00:41:51,950 What's bothering you? 774 00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:54,950 What's bothering me is that we got no class. 775 00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:59,450 Speak for yourself, I was very charming tonight. 776 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:04,750 Ray, I went to sit in the bar. They were in there talking about us. 777 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:08,450 You shoulda heard 'em. And they were right. 778 00:42:08,450 --> 00:42:10,850 We got more dough than all of them. 779 00:42:10,850 --> 00:42:14,350 It ain't dough. It's knowing the finer things. 780 00:42:14,350 --> 00:42:15,850 Like what? Opera? 781 00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:19,350 Like food and wine and painting and books. 782 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:21,850 Stop it, will you? I'm unimpressed. 783 00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:26,550 All my life I've been ignorant, I could never afford to learn. 784 00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:28,450 And I was a good student... 785 00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:32,250 Well, I was a lousy student and I always hated school. 786 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,050 If I could find my school principal today, 787 00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:37,050 I'd put a contract out on her. 788 00:42:37,050 --> 00:42:40,650 Class is something you can't fake and can't buy. 789 00:42:40,650 --> 00:42:43,750 I got more class in my little finger than them. 790 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:46,650 We came into a few bucks but we're phoneys, 791 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:49,050 we're trying to act like big shots. 792 00:42:49,050 --> 00:42:50,950 - Not me. - Well, me. 793 00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:55,250 But the time has come to use our dough to amount to something. 794 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:56,850 Like what? 795 00:42:56,850 --> 00:42:58,850 To change our lives. 796 00:42:58,850 --> 00:43:01,450 I'm too busy to change my life. 797 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:03,550 Doing what? Playing pinball? 798 00:43:03,550 --> 00:43:07,950 I don't wanna wear a tux any more, I wanna go to Florida and swim. 799 00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:10,050 Well, I wanna be the real thing. 800 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:13,750 Wise up, because if I grow and you stay as stupid as you are, 801 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:16,150 we're gonna have big problems, Ray. 802 00:43:24,450 --> 00:43:27,450 Smarten you up, is that what you said? 803 00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:29,850 Yeah, you said you were a teacher, 804 00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:33,150 you know art, opera, books, wine, you know, 805 00:43:33,150 --> 00:43:35,750 we want to learn it all, don't we, Ray? 806 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:38,850 I'm flattered you think I'm capable of... 807 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:41,850 Turning two slugs like us into classy items? 808 00:43:41,850 --> 00:43:45,850 No homework. I never did any when I was young, I'm not... 809 00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:49,350 You know, not doing anything that's got homework. 810 00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:52,950 Naturally, we'd make it worth your while, David. 811 00:43:52,950 --> 00:43:55,550 No, it's absolutely not about money, 812 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:59,850 it's just that...I've never been asked to do anything like this. 813 00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:02,250 I'm not sure I'd know where to start. 814 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:05,150 I know I gotta get a better vocabulary. 815 00:44:05,150 --> 00:44:09,050 Have you ever thought about enrolling in college? 816 00:44:09,050 --> 00:44:12,650 I didn't go to high school, why would I go to college? 817 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:17,450 That takes four years, we want a private crash course, right? 818 00:44:17,450 --> 00:44:21,250 Am I crazy? She's nuts! David, tell her she's nuts. 819 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:24,650 What are... I'm gonna learn about life suddenly? 820 00:44:24,650 --> 00:44:28,050 I must say, Frenchy, Ray has a point, you know. 821 00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:32,450 He could probably teach me more about life than I could teach you. 822 00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:34,450 What's he gonna teach you? 823 00:44:34,450 --> 00:44:38,750 I can figure the point spread and count cards at blackjack. 824 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,950 - Close your bazoo. - I can... 825 00:44:40,950 --> 00:44:42,450 Close your bazoo! 826 00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,850 I don't want to be discouraging 827 00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:47,850 because what you propose is admirable... 828 00:44:47,850 --> 00:44:50,550 I'd like to be able to spell Connecticut. 829 00:44:50,550 --> 00:44:54,050 Don't ask why, I never knew how to spell Connecticut. 830 00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:57,150 Fair enough. You could teach him that, right? 831 00:44:57,150 --> 00:44:58,650 Yeah. 832 00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:01,750 You said this is a slow period in the art market 833 00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:04,850 and we would take VERY good care of you, right? 834 00:45:04,850 --> 00:45:08,050 Like I say, I don't want to discourage you... 835 00:45:08,050 --> 00:45:11,850 I'd just have to think about it a bit, I haven't... 836 00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:15,350 If I could envisage a plan, a starting point. 837 00:45:15,350 --> 00:45:19,150 We could start by, you know, building our art collection. 838 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:22,650 You'd make a few bucks and we can learn something. 839 00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:25,050 But I'm not going to museums. 840 00:45:25,050 --> 00:45:27,650 The...pictures spook me out... 841 00:45:27,650 --> 00:45:29,550 - (Laughing) - Virgins... 842 00:45:32,050 --> 00:45:35,450 - What are you laughin' at? - Spooked by the virgins! 843 00:45:35,450 --> 00:45:37,650 - I'm sorry. - Work on the laugh. 844 00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:43,450 You can see the difference between this Tintoretto 845 00:45:43,450 --> 00:45:46,850 and the earlier Byzantine painting we looked at. 846 00:45:46,850 --> 00:45:50,650 What would you say is the most significant difference? 847 00:45:50,650 --> 00:45:54,250 I would say that the frame's bigger here. 848 00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:58,250 Mm-hm. Yeah, it is bigger, 849 00:45:58,250 --> 00:46:02,250 but there's also a difference in the paintings themselves 850 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:05,450 and it's important because it characterises 851 00:46:05,450 --> 00:46:07,250 the great technical leap 852 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:10,050 from the ancient into the modern world. 853 00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:13,250 You remember how the saints had very flat faces 854 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:17,150 and the background was on the same plane as the foreground? 855 00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:19,850 - Perspective. - Right, perspective. 856 00:46:19,850 --> 00:46:23,150 Let me show you another very good example of that. 857 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:30,450 "The frame on this one is bigger"? Oh, boy, you are a dummy. 858 00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:32,850 Hey, don't give me "perspective." 859 00:46:32,850 --> 00:46:35,050 Take a hike, will ya? 860 00:46:35,050 --> 00:46:36,950 (Woman's voice) 28. 861 00:46:36,950 --> 00:46:40,450 - Four. - Lev axle. 862 00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:41,850 51. 863 00:46:41,850 --> 00:46:45,850 - You niv dee can. - 87. 864 00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:48,950 - (Groaning) - 90. 865 00:46:48,950 --> 00:46:50,950 - Darvo sed. - Four. 866 00:46:50,950 --> 00:46:54,550 - Red do. - 10. 867 00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:57,550 (Screeching) 868 00:46:57,550 --> 00:47:00,850 (Wailing) 869 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:07,550 (Ray) I'm hungry. (Frenchy) Learn something. 870 00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:09,450 There's nothing to learn! 871 00:47:09,450 --> 00:47:11,650 This is where Henry James lived. 872 00:47:11,650 --> 00:47:13,950 - Who? - The band leader, stupid. 873 00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:16,250 - Married to Betty Grable? - Yes! 874 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:20,650 No, you're thinking of Harry James, who's brilliant too. 875 00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:22,850 This is Henry James, the author. 876 00:47:22,850 --> 00:47:24,450 - Oh. - Yeah? 877 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:27,250 This is where he lived and worked and... 878 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:31,150 I don't care where he lived, where did he eat? 879 00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:34,850 - The Heiress, right? - The "H" is silent. 880 00:47:34,850 --> 00:47:36,550 Oh. Did he write that too? 881 00:47:40,550 --> 00:47:42,250 Oh... Frenchy! 882 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:43,950 Frenchy, I'm still sick. 883 00:47:43,950 --> 00:47:46,350 I'm weak, I can't go. 884 00:47:46,350 --> 00:47:50,350 You're gonna miss an interesting "great books" discussion. 885 00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:54,950 Yeah, I know. It kills me. But I... I'm just gonna lay here. 886 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:57,050 See you when you come back. 887 00:48:12,550 --> 00:48:14,250 - Hello. - Hello. 888 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:17,250 Ray's got a cold. 889 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:21,250 - I bet 500. - 500? 890 00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:23,450 See your five, raise you 500. 891 00:48:23,450 --> 00:48:25,250 I'm out. 892 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,850 I'll see the five, and a thou. 893 00:48:27,850 --> 00:48:29,950 What did you think of the book? 894 00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:33,050 Well, I thought it was very romantic. 895 00:48:33,050 --> 00:48:36,950 I mean, he loved her but their backgrounds were so different. 896 00:48:38,050 --> 00:48:39,350 Right. 897 00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:42,650 So you thought it was doomed from the start? 898 00:48:42,650 --> 00:48:44,550 I guess, cos he wound up dead, 899 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:49,050 but I think that two people from different backgrounds 900 00:48:49,050 --> 00:48:53,050 can make it if, er... the juice is there. 901 00:48:53,150 --> 00:48:54,850 Right. 902 00:48:54,850 --> 00:48:58,350 - Sorry, juice is...is? - You know, the hots. 903 00:48:58,350 --> 00:49:00,950 Right. 904 00:49:00,950 --> 00:49:03,050 Wine, would you like some wine? 905 00:49:03,050 --> 00:49:05,950 I brought over a bottle of Chateau Margaux. 906 00:49:05,950 --> 00:49:08,650 We can compare that to my Clos de la Roche 907 00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:12,650 and see the difference between a Bordeaux and a burgundy. 908 00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:15,350 I've got two others of the same vintage 909 00:49:15,350 --> 00:49:17,850 that I thought it might be fun to try. 910 00:49:17,850 --> 00:49:20,550 I see the five, I raise a thou. 911 00:49:22,350 --> 00:49:24,950 I'll see it, raise you a thousand more. 912 00:49:26,350 --> 00:49:27,950 And a thousand. 913 00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:31,650 - And a thousand. - OK. Call. 914 00:49:31,650 --> 00:49:34,450 Read it and weep, a pair of threes. 915 00:49:34,450 --> 00:49:37,050 Oh, good, I thought you were bluffing. 916 00:49:37,050 --> 00:49:39,350 So what do you wanna play now? 917 00:49:39,350 --> 00:49:41,850 What about Indian Poker? 918 00:49:41,850 --> 00:49:45,850 Seven cards, hold them over your head, nobody sees their hand, 919 00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:50,950 we bet on each other's hands, high-low, wild cards all the reds. 920 00:49:50,950 --> 00:49:52,750 Do you wanna sit down, May? 921 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:55,750 (Benny) Old Maid? Can you play Old Maid? 922 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:58,650 So, um...try this one. 923 00:49:58,650 --> 00:50:00,050 Well, OK. 924 00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:05,950 Nice nose. 925 00:50:05,950 --> 00:50:08,350 Yeah, the bouquet is very special. 926 00:50:08,350 --> 00:50:11,050 No, I mean you got a nice nose. 927 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,350 - Me? - Yeah. 928 00:50:14,650 --> 00:50:17,550 I can't describe it, it's like kind of... 929 00:50:17,550 --> 00:50:20,450 - It's just any old nose... - Aquiline. 930 00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:25,250 Yeah, um, talking of which, how is your vocabulary coming along? 931 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:29,950 Oh, good. I'm almost through all the "A" words in the dictionary. 932 00:50:29,950 --> 00:50:31,550 Right, right. 933 00:50:31,550 --> 00:50:35,450 Thing is, I'm not convinced that memorising the dictionary 934 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:38,250 is the best way to improve your vocabulary. 935 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:42,150 - Hmm. - Yeah. 936 00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:46,650 You sold the Damon Dexter so fast and at such a good price. 937 00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:49,650 That'll really take a bite out of our debts. 938 00:50:49,650 --> 00:50:53,650 Oliver, it's dawning on me that the opportunity has arisen 939 00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:56,650 for me to become quite, er, obscenely rich. 940 00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:59,550 They're serious about an art collection? 941 00:50:59,550 --> 00:51:02,450 - No, that would be peanuts. - What, then? 942 00:51:02,450 --> 00:51:06,450 Well, I think that she might be falling for me. 943 00:51:06,650 --> 00:51:08,350 Frenchy Winkler? 944 00:51:08,350 --> 00:51:11,250 How much do you think she's worth, roughly? 945 00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:15,850 - Her husband, you mean? - No, it's all in her name. 946 00:51:15,850 --> 00:51:17,850 What are you saying? 947 00:51:17,850 --> 00:51:20,950 I don't know, I suppose I'm saying... 948 00:51:20,950 --> 00:51:24,950 people grow and marriages sadly break up and... 949 00:51:25,050 --> 00:51:27,250 women remarry, you know? 950 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,350 Fortunes, they change hands. 951 00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:32,850 (Ray) What is this? 952 00:51:32,850 --> 00:51:35,950 It's a Damon Dexter, a discovery of David's. 953 00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:37,650 I say it's depressing. 954 00:51:37,650 --> 00:51:40,850 You wouldn't know a masterpiece if it bit you. 955 00:51:40,850 --> 00:51:44,350 - I refuse to look at this. - What does that mean? 956 00:51:44,350 --> 00:51:47,450 It means I won't look at that wall. 957 00:51:47,450 --> 00:51:49,250 Oh! You're a head case. 958 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:51,450 I bet David made a profit on this. 959 00:51:51,450 --> 00:51:53,750 Whose cookies pay the rent, huh? 960 00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:55,550 He's making a fool out of you! 961 00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:59,350 Stevens, what time is it? I no longer look at this wall. 962 00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:01,850 - 11am, sir. - Thank you very much. 963 00:52:14,050 --> 00:52:16,450 David, what's this? Oh... 964 00:52:16,450 --> 00:52:19,050 Oh, that? That's a citrine necklace. 965 00:52:19,050 --> 00:52:21,450 - You know about citrines? - No. 966 00:52:21,450 --> 00:52:26,050 They're not precious stones, but the lustre's very special. 967 00:52:26,050 --> 00:52:27,650 And that? 968 00:52:27,650 --> 00:52:29,150 Ah... 969 00:52:29,150 --> 00:52:31,650 - Talking about lustre... - Uh-huh. 970 00:52:31,650 --> 00:52:34,950 This is very special and very, very expensive. 971 00:52:34,950 --> 00:52:39,550 It's a cigarette case that belonged to the Duke of Windsor. 972 00:52:39,550 --> 00:52:42,450 I know the Duke of Windsor! 973 00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:45,450 He also married beneath his station, right? 974 00:52:45,450 --> 00:52:48,750 He did, he did, like our friend Henry Higgins. 975 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:53,250 It was such a romantic story, I saw it on television. 976 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:54,750 Uh-huh? 977 00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:08,950 Ray? Ray! 978 00:53:08,950 --> 00:53:11,850 What are you doin' here? 979 00:53:11,850 --> 00:53:13,750 I'm...having Chinese food. 980 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:17,050 That's what they serve in a Chinese restaurant. 981 00:53:17,050 --> 00:53:19,450 - You want some company? - Who? 982 00:53:19,450 --> 00:53:21,750 Who's talking to you? Me! 983 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,250 All right...but where's Frenchy? 984 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:27,650 She's at a concert, some piano concert with a guy. 985 00:53:27,650 --> 00:53:33,250 Oh. They have take-out here but they won't deliver to a concert. 986 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,250 Don't worry about it, May. 987 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:38,350 Rachmaninoff: Prelude in B Minor, Opus 32 988 00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:52,150 (Ray) Dinner was so great, May. 989 00:53:52,150 --> 00:53:56,550 All that MSG and the grease, it was just... What a treat. 990 00:53:56,550 --> 00:53:59,850 I'm so sick of continental food every night. 991 00:53:59,850 --> 00:54:02,250 You know, Frenchy eats frogs' legs. 992 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,550 (May) Do they taste like chicken? 993 00:54:04,550 --> 00:54:06,250 (Ray) Rabbit. 994 00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:10,250 - Rabbit tastes like frog legs? - No... Forget it, forget it. 995 00:54:10,350 --> 00:54:12,550 (Ray) Are you happy being rich? 996 00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,050 (May) It's OK. 997 00:54:14,050 --> 00:54:16,050 I got a lot of charge accounts 998 00:54:16,050 --> 00:54:19,150 and a really, really nice apartment and a maid. 999 00:54:19,150 --> 00:54:22,350 - I'm still lonely though. - Yeah? How come? 1000 00:54:22,350 --> 00:54:24,050 The guy I was seeing left me 1001 00:54:24,050 --> 00:54:27,050 because he was so embarrassed about being poor 1002 00:54:27,050 --> 00:54:29,650 and hated that I paid for everything. 1003 00:54:29,650 --> 00:54:32,950 So I stopped paying, and that's when he left me. 1004 00:54:32,950 --> 00:54:35,450 Yeah, I can...understand your... 1005 00:54:35,450 --> 00:54:38,250 - You...you enjoy being rich? - I hate it. 1006 00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:41,950 - You're kidding? - No, I hate the life, you know? 1007 00:54:41,950 --> 00:54:44,950 - It's making me lose Frenchy. - What? 1008 00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:48,350 I mean she's outgrowing me, that's what she said. 1009 00:54:48,350 --> 00:54:50,050 She's a different person. 1010 00:54:50,050 --> 00:54:53,350 I think she's got a crush on her teacher, David. 1011 00:54:53,350 --> 00:54:57,350 Yeah, well, he's very good looking and really bright, 1012 00:54:57,450 --> 00:55:01,450 - very charming and elegant... - OK, I got the picture. 1013 00:55:01,450 --> 00:55:05,050 You really know how to make a guy feel good. 1014 00:55:05,050 --> 00:55:08,850 - When you're right, you're right. - Thank you. 1015 00:55:08,850 --> 00:55:11,550 (David) What did you think of it? 1016 00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:14,650 I thought the whole evening was apocalyptic. 1017 00:55:14,650 --> 00:55:18,150 - Apocalyptic? - Totally. I really was agog. 1018 00:55:18,150 --> 00:55:20,550 Well, me too, she's fabulous. 1019 00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:24,550 And I have to asseverate she deserves accolades. 1020 00:55:24,650 --> 00:55:27,650 Have you been memorising the dictionary? 1021 00:55:27,650 --> 00:55:30,250 Yeah. Next week the "B"s. 1022 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:31,750 How do I look? 1023 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:36,550 I have to say, that dress is just...gorgeous. 1024 00:55:36,550 --> 00:55:39,350 See? Your influence. Low-key, right? 1025 00:55:39,350 --> 00:55:42,250 Well, that's very flattering... 1026 00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,650 Ray thinks it's dullsville. 1027 00:55:44,650 --> 00:55:46,350 David? 1028 00:55:46,350 --> 00:55:49,450 - Paige. - Wasn't Rachmaninoff inspired? 1029 00:55:49,450 --> 00:55:50,850 Wasn't it? 1030 00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:53,850 I thought it might incur my animadversion 1031 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:57,850 - but realised it was apposite. - A-ha! I think I see drinks. 1032 00:55:58,050 --> 00:56:00,850 - Good to see you, David. - Nice meeting you. 1033 00:56:00,850 --> 00:56:03,450 I love your friends, David. 1034 00:56:03,450 --> 00:56:07,750 They're so bright and cultured and refined, it's another world. 1035 00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:10,650 It's a world I know you'd love to belong to. 1036 00:56:10,650 --> 00:56:13,250 This looks a lot more civilised. 1037 00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:16,050 - Oh, beautiful. - Let's take a seat here. 1038 00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:20,050 'Anything we get, Cody's in for his full share. 1039 00:56:20,050 --> 00:56:21,850 'That's how it is.' 1040 00:56:21,850 --> 00:56:24,650 (May) You know why I respect Cody? 1041 00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:27,350 - Why? - Because he loves his mother. 1042 00:56:27,350 --> 00:56:29,250 I understand that, May. 1043 00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:33,550 Even though he's a cold-blooded killer and she encourages him, 1044 00:56:33,550 --> 00:56:35,250 still, it's sweet. 1045 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,650 Yeah, I wish I had a mother like that. 1046 00:56:37,650 --> 00:56:40,050 - More Pepsi? - Yeah, please. 1047 00:56:40,050 --> 00:56:43,050 And this is the best part, I love this part. 1048 00:56:43,050 --> 00:56:44,550 Yeah... 1049 00:56:44,550 --> 00:56:47,350 Will you pass me the Crackerjack? 1050 00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:52,250 What are you lookin' at? 1051 00:56:52,250 --> 00:56:54,150 I happen to be noticin' you, 1052 00:56:54,150 --> 00:56:57,250 I was lookin' at you a couple of times tonight, 1053 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,850 cos for the first time I had the thought 1054 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:03,450 that in a very, very strange way, you got a sweet face. 1055 00:57:03,450 --> 00:57:07,250 It's off-beat in a kind of bizarre...you know. 1056 00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:10,650 I don't know how to explain it exactly, but it's... 1057 00:57:10,650 --> 00:57:12,050 it's right up there. 1058 00:57:12,050 --> 00:57:15,050 - What d'you mean? - It's a compliment, May, 1059 00:57:15,050 --> 00:57:17,150 I'm trying to say a nice thing. 1060 00:57:17,150 --> 00:57:19,550 Cos you being a relative of Frenchy 1061 00:57:19,550 --> 00:57:23,150 I never before classified you as a human-type female. 1062 00:57:23,150 --> 00:57:25,250 - So... - I-I-I was married. 1063 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,750 A long time ago, right? 1064 00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:31,450 It was a really tragic story because my husband, Otto, 1065 00:57:31,450 --> 00:57:35,450 was dyslexic, and the only thing he could spell was his name. 1066 00:57:35,450 --> 00:57:37,850 That is... That's, er... 1067 00:57:39,650 --> 00:57:43,650 There's no doubt about it, burgundy really goes to my head. 1068 00:57:43,650 --> 00:57:45,750 What did you want to talk about? 1069 00:57:47,650 --> 00:57:49,450 I've, um... 1070 00:57:49,450 --> 00:57:52,450 Well, I've...got a little present for you. 1071 00:57:52,450 --> 00:57:53,850 - For me? - Yeah. 1072 00:57:53,850 --> 00:57:56,350 - Here. - Oh...pretty... 1073 00:57:56,350 --> 00:57:58,850 I love leather books. 1074 00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:02,550 Oh, Pygmalion. I love that story, David. 1075 00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:04,850 There's a little inscription. 1076 00:58:04,850 --> 00:58:06,650 "To my favourite Eliza, 1077 00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:09,650 "from your Professor Higgins, love David." 1078 00:58:09,650 --> 00:58:12,150 - I got a confession to make. - What? 1079 00:58:12,150 --> 00:58:14,050 I got you a present too. 1080 00:58:14,050 --> 00:58:16,350 Oh, no, you didn't have to do that. 1081 00:58:16,350 --> 00:58:20,850 It's in appreciation of all the stuff you've been doing for me. 1082 00:58:20,850 --> 00:58:22,450 Oh, my God. 1083 00:58:22,450 --> 00:58:24,650 Oh, my God, Frenchy... 1084 00:58:24,650 --> 00:58:26,350 - This is... - Frances! 1085 00:58:26,350 --> 00:58:28,250 Frances, this is... 1086 00:58:28,250 --> 00:58:31,050 It must have cost you a fortune. 1087 00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:34,550 What good's having dough unless you spend it, huh? 1088 00:58:34,550 --> 00:58:38,450 This is...this is so extravagant... 1089 00:58:38,450 --> 00:58:40,250 I-I'm embarrassed. 1090 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:41,950 Don't take up smoking, 1091 00:58:41,950 --> 00:58:45,750 but if it's good enough for the Duke of Windsor, right? 1092 00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:47,850 Well, I'm really overwhelmed 1093 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:51,450 and my little Bernard Shaw is so insignificant... 1094 00:58:51,450 --> 00:58:53,250 No. 1095 00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:54,750 But you see I just... 1096 00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:58,750 I just wanted you to know how unbelievably proud I am of you. 1097 00:58:58,950 --> 00:59:01,350 David, this is not insignificant. 1098 00:59:01,350 --> 00:59:04,350 Maybe I'm talking out of turn here but... 1099 00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:08,150 you've just developed so much and I... 1100 00:59:08,150 --> 00:59:10,250 I just feel that you belong 1101 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:13,550 in a world of society and high culture now. 1102 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:17,450 It's frustrating because you should continue growing, 1103 00:59:17,450 --> 00:59:19,450 you should be branching out. 1104 00:59:19,450 --> 00:59:23,750 There's Paris and Rome and the great opera houses and museums. 1105 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:27,750 You should be able to cultivate the right kinds of friends... 1106 00:59:27,850 --> 00:59:30,650 Anyway, I, you know... Biff. 1107 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:33,350 It's hard, cos Ray's not like that. 1108 00:59:33,350 --> 00:59:36,850 He likes watching TV in his underwear, suckin' a Bud. 1109 00:59:36,850 --> 00:59:42,050 Well, I don't know what to say. I can't...can't comment on that. 1110 00:59:43,650 --> 00:59:47,050 - Can I be frank, David? - Mm-hm. 1111 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:50,350 (Sighs) Sometimes I think I've outgrown him. 1112 01:00:05,050 --> 01:00:08,850 - Pretty late. - You too. What did you do? 1113 01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:12,050 Ah, you know, I-I, uh, worked late 1114 01:00:12,050 --> 01:00:14,850 and then May and me had some Chinese food. 1115 01:00:14,850 --> 01:00:18,050 You and May. What did you talk about? Cartoons? 1116 01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:22,050 No, we went up to her apartment and watched "White Heat" on TV. 1117 01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:25,250 - Till 3am? - Then we went and got a pizza. 1118 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:27,250 Chinese food and a pizza? 1119 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:31,250 I'm surprised you didn't break into the Pepto-Bismol factory. 1120 01:00:31,450 --> 01:00:35,250 No, Frenchy, for the first time in a long time I had fun. 1121 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:39,550 - I wanna talk to you, Ray. - Now? 1122 01:00:39,550 --> 01:00:42,050 David's going to Europe for a month, 1123 01:00:42,050 --> 01:00:45,150 I thought we might go along, see some sights. 1124 01:00:45,150 --> 01:00:49,650 - What kind of sights? - Churches, opera houses, ruins. 1125 01:00:49,650 --> 01:00:51,850 What are you, a stroke victim? 1126 01:00:51,850 --> 01:00:55,050 Fly 3,000 miles to see opera houses and ruins? 1127 01:00:55,050 --> 01:00:56,550 Well, I wanna go. 1128 01:00:56,550 --> 01:00:59,950 - What do you mean? - It's part of my development. 1129 01:00:59,950 --> 01:01:03,850 You're Frenchy Fox from New Jersey, stop putting on airs. 1130 01:01:03,850 --> 01:01:06,350 David thinks it would be good for me. 1131 01:01:06,350 --> 01:01:10,650 - I get a bad vibe about him. - You think everybody's a crook. 1132 01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:13,650 I wish I still was a crook, I'd feel like a person. 1133 01:01:13,650 --> 01:01:16,250 You haven't grown along with me. 1134 01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:20,550 The only thing that's grown about you is your rear end. 1135 01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:23,150 I'm sorry, Ray, I wanna go to Europe. 1136 01:01:23,150 --> 01:01:26,850 We're married! You can't just go to Europe with David. 1137 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,150 - I asked you to come! - Cos you knew I'd say no! 1138 01:01:30,150 --> 01:01:33,250 My idea of fun is not going to operas and ruins. 1139 01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:35,450 I get enough sleep at home. 1140 01:01:35,450 --> 01:01:37,350 I never thought I'd say this, 1141 01:01:37,350 --> 01:01:41,150 but maybe the time has come to re-evaluate our marriage. 1142 01:01:41,150 --> 01:01:45,050 If you go with David, you'll have to re-evaluate it big time. 1143 01:01:45,050 --> 01:01:49,450 I won't be held back by an over-aged juvenile delinquent! 1144 01:01:49,450 --> 01:01:51,650 Then get yourself a lawyer. 1145 01:01:51,650 --> 01:01:56,450 We don't need lawyers, I'll go 50/50, even though it's all in my name. 1146 01:01:56,450 --> 01:01:58,850 You're right, we don't need lawyers 1147 01:01:58,850 --> 01:02:01,150 because I don't want anything. 1148 01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:03,650 You can have the house, the business, 1149 01:02:03,650 --> 01:02:06,850 custody of all the chocolate chips, I just want out. 1150 01:02:40,450 --> 01:02:44,850 (Ray) You know, May, it was on a boat that I proposed to Frenchy. 1151 01:02:44,850 --> 01:02:46,450 (May) Yeah, yeah, I know. 1152 01:02:46,450 --> 01:02:49,850 Suddenly I'm not her type after all these years. 1153 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:52,850 Oh, may I tell you something, Ray? 1154 01:02:52,850 --> 01:02:54,250 What? 1155 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,650 You're not my type either. 1156 01:02:56,650 --> 01:02:59,250 What? What the hell does that mean? 1157 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,250 Maybe Frenchy wasn't so wrong 1158 01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:04,250 to try and make something out of herself. 1159 01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:06,250 Frenchy overdid everything. 1160 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:08,350 Well, you underdo everything. 1161 01:03:08,350 --> 01:03:12,050 There's more to life than turkey meatballs. 1162 01:03:12,050 --> 01:03:15,950 I don't know. I get a bad vibe about this guy David. 1163 01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:19,250 It's my street instinct, but I don't trust him. 1164 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:24,150 Because he's younger than you, he's handsomer than you, 1165 01:03:24,150 --> 01:03:27,650 he's much taller than you are, he's smarter than you, 1166 01:03:27,650 --> 01:03:29,950 he's much more exciting than you. 1167 01:03:29,950 --> 01:03:33,250 May, don't pull any punches with me, I can take it. 1168 01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:38,450 Women... You know, women like a little elegance. It's more... 1169 01:03:38,450 --> 01:03:42,450 So if I did it again I would do some things differently. 1170 01:03:42,450 --> 01:03:45,750 Maybe I'd sit through more operas with Frenchy. 1171 01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:49,150 Especially now they got the new Sony Walkmans. 1172 01:03:49,150 --> 01:03:52,550 Now you split with Frenchy, you don't even work. 1173 01:03:52,550 --> 01:03:55,750 No, I don't work, but I got an idea for something 1174 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:59,050 and I want to talk to you about it. 1175 01:03:59,050 --> 01:04:00,850 Really? 1176 01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:13,850 (May) Wow, what a place. 1177 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:17,850 That's the home of Chi Chi Potter, the socialite. 1178 01:04:18,050 --> 01:04:20,050 Now, Chi Chi's got a necklace, 1179 01:04:20,050 --> 01:04:23,050 it's all emeralds with diamonds around it, 1180 01:04:23,050 --> 01:04:27,050 it's a very famous necklace, maybe you saw it in a magazine. 1181 01:04:27,050 --> 01:04:28,650 Would it have been on TV? 1182 01:04:28,650 --> 01:04:32,350 I don't know, but it's been in magazines, it's famous. 1183 01:04:32,350 --> 01:04:35,750 I wanna... I could live off that necklace, if I fenced it, 1184 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:37,750 for the rest of my life. 1185 01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:40,550 Remember what happened with the tunnel. 1186 01:04:40,550 --> 01:04:43,650 Yeah, but we don't have to tunnel any more. 1187 01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:46,750 Now, Frenchy and I, we're patrons of the arts 1188 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:49,850 so Chi Chi invited us to a big party, 1189 01:04:49,850 --> 01:04:53,850 Frenchy's out of town, you come with me, we get the necklace. 1190 01:04:53,850 --> 01:04:56,350 Oh. I never heisted anything before. 1191 01:04:56,350 --> 01:05:00,350 There's nothing to it, I know where the safe is, I've been planning. 1192 01:05:00,550 --> 01:05:03,950 'I had dinner there one night and I excused myself, 1193 01:05:03,950 --> 01:05:05,250 'I was very crafty. 1194 01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:07,850 'I went upstairs and I scoped it all out 1195 01:05:07,850 --> 01:05:11,750 'and found the safe and I got the whole layout in my mind, 1196 01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:14,450 'so I know we can do this.' 1197 01:05:36,050 --> 01:05:40,050 I don't wanna wind up in jail, and if this is such a big item 1198 01:05:40,050 --> 01:05:43,850 they'll be turning the town upside-down looking for it. 1199 01:05:43,850 --> 01:05:46,850 No, I have a particularly shrewd mentality, 1200 01:05:46,850 --> 01:05:49,050 I got a connection in Chinatown. 1201 01:05:49,050 --> 01:05:51,850 I bring in a picture of the necklace, 1202 01:05:51,850 --> 01:05:55,850 he makes me an exact duplicate, I switch, she never knows. 1203 01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:59,850 She's a... Chi Chi's a dumb, flighty society dame. 1204 01:05:59,850 --> 01:06:04,250 By the time she figures out there's been a switch, 1205 01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:06,550 I'll be in Florida or the Cayman Islands. 1206 01:06:07,450 --> 01:06:09,350 (Melancholy classical music) 1207 01:06:19,950 --> 01:06:21,850 (Mobile phone) 1208 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:29,850 Hello? What? 1209 01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:32,250 - I can't hear you, what? - Shh. 1210 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:34,450 I'm in a crypt! I can't! 1211 01:06:34,450 --> 01:06:36,350 What do you mean? 1212 01:06:36,350 --> 01:06:39,150 What are you talking about? How? 1213 01:06:39,150 --> 01:06:41,150 Give me a break, sister, OK? 1214 01:06:41,150 --> 01:06:42,950 - Today?! - Shh! 1215 01:06:42,950 --> 01:06:46,950 What do you mean it's an emergency? I... 1216 01:06:55,050 --> 01:06:57,650 - Oh, hi. - Mrs Winkler? 1217 01:06:57,650 --> 01:07:00,850 We're sorry to bring you back from your vacation. 1218 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,650 - What's goin' on? - I've terrible news. 1219 01:07:03,650 --> 01:07:07,650 - Something happened to Ray? - Sunset Enterprises is bankrupt. 1220 01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:09,950 - How? - Fraud. 1221 01:07:09,950 --> 01:07:13,250 - Fraud? Who? - Your accountants. 1222 01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:16,650 I-I-I don't even know who they are. What? 1223 01:07:16,650 --> 01:07:20,650 - You should have looked. - We let them handle everything. 1224 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,650 What do I know about running a corporation? 1225 01:07:23,650 --> 01:07:26,650 Did you ever read anything you signed? 1226 01:07:26,650 --> 01:07:29,450 No, but they assured us everything was OK. 1227 01:07:29,450 --> 01:07:31,850 Mrs Winkler, do you want a drink? 1228 01:07:31,850 --> 01:07:35,550 I'd like a 1961 Roman�e Saint-Vivant if we have it. 1229 01:07:35,550 --> 01:07:37,650 I'd have a whisky if I were you. 1230 01:07:37,650 --> 01:07:42,250 Well, I don't understand, I mean, Sunset's gone? 1231 01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:44,250 Can't we do anything? 1232 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:48,250 We could put a few people in jail IF we could find them. 1233 01:07:48,350 --> 01:07:51,050 Oh...this is the worst news. 1234 01:07:51,050 --> 01:07:53,450 Oh, no. No, Mrs Winkler, it's not. 1235 01:07:53,450 --> 01:07:55,350 No? It is to me! 1236 01:07:55,350 --> 01:07:57,650 No, no, the worst news is coming up. 1237 01:07:58,850 --> 01:08:01,050 Oh. All right. 1238 01:08:01,050 --> 01:08:05,050 All right, you better tell me. Let me sit down. 1239 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,050 They talked about expanding Sunset. 1240 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:10,150 That's right, yeah. 1241 01:08:10,150 --> 01:08:13,750 To do that you needed a bank loan, are you aware of that? 1242 01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,650 Quite a substantial loan. 1243 01:08:15,650 --> 01:08:16,950 Get to the point. 1244 01:08:16,950 --> 01:08:19,750 You signed a promissory note to the bank. 1245 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:24,350 This is exactly what I've got accountants for. 1246 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:27,550 Yes, but your accountants are in Venezuela. 1247 01:08:27,550 --> 01:08:30,750 Wh... This is all so confusing! 1248 01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:34,550 You put up your home and savings for a monster loan. 1249 01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:39,350 Could you put some cyanide in here? 1250 01:08:39,350 --> 01:08:43,050 - It needs to be stronger. - You've lost it all, Frenchy. 1251 01:08:43,050 --> 01:08:47,050 Or should I say you've been swindled out of it all? 1252 01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:50,750 - You mean I got... - Nothing. You have nothing. 1253 01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:55,350 No house, no bank account, just some large, outstanding loans 1254 01:08:55,350 --> 01:08:59,850 which we feel you can best deal with by filing for bankruptcy. 1255 01:08:59,850 --> 01:09:03,750 Bankruptcy? Bankruptcy? I'm not up to the "B" words yet. 1256 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:06,450 - Sorry. - Does Ray know about this? 1257 01:09:06,450 --> 01:09:09,450 What difference does it make to Ray? He's gone. 1258 01:09:28,650 --> 01:09:31,350 What did you say? 1259 01:09:31,350 --> 01:09:33,250 (Frenchy) I'm bankrupt. 1260 01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:37,550 Sunset's gone. Worse, all my personal dough is gone. 1261 01:09:37,550 --> 01:09:39,650 The whole ride's over. 1262 01:09:39,650 --> 01:09:41,050 Well... 1263 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:44,750 How could that possibly happen? 1264 01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:47,250 Fraud. My accountants. 1265 01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:51,550 Ray said not to trust them because the whole firm had moustaches. 1266 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:56,250 I-I'm gonna get myself a little Valium. 1267 01:09:56,250 --> 01:10:00,250 David, I can't give you that loan I promised you. 1268 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:02,150 What? What did you say? 1269 01:10:02,150 --> 01:10:04,450 It turns out I got people I owe. 1270 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,350 But you did say I could borrow $400,000. 1271 01:10:07,350 --> 01:10:09,550 I was using it to cement a deal! 1272 01:10:09,550 --> 01:10:14,550 It kills me to cop out on you like this, but I'm busted. 1273 01:10:14,550 --> 01:10:17,350 - What an idiot. - I guess I am, yeah. 1274 01:10:17,350 --> 01:10:20,550 H-how could you be so stupid and irresponsible 1275 01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:24,550 as to allow some patently cheap and thieving accountants 1276 01:10:24,550 --> 01:10:26,650 to defraud you out of a future? 1277 01:10:26,650 --> 01:10:29,550 How could anyone be that stupid? 1278 01:10:29,550 --> 01:10:31,750 Aren't you a little out of line? 1279 01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:35,350 I've made plans, I've made commitments to people! 1280 01:10:35,350 --> 01:10:37,450 Oh. 1281 01:10:37,450 --> 01:10:41,450 You got a strange look in your eye, like the guy from the book. 1282 01:10:41,550 --> 01:10:45,450 Dr Jekyll or Mr Hyde or Ted Bundy, I can never remember. 1283 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:49,450 The time I've put in nurturing an idea that's not gonna happen. 1284 01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:52,050 Is that what it was? The money? 1285 01:10:52,050 --> 01:10:55,450 I-I need my prescription, my little blue pills 1286 01:10:55,450 --> 01:10:57,450 so I'm gonna...go and get them. 1287 01:10:57,450 --> 01:11:02,050 And I would very much appreciate it if when I came back you were gone. 1288 01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:03,650 Thank you. 1289 01:11:05,450 --> 01:11:09,250 David, I'd like the cigarette case back that I gave you. 1290 01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:10,750 I don't think so. 1291 01:11:12,150 --> 01:11:14,450 Wow. 1292 01:11:14,450 --> 01:11:17,250 I asked you for lessons in life. 1293 01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:19,450 I guess I really got one, right? 1294 01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:29,050 (Lively jazz) 1295 01:11:36,650 --> 01:11:39,450 Oh, we're so glad you could come! 1296 01:11:39,450 --> 01:11:41,150 - How are you? - Good. 1297 01:11:41,150 --> 01:11:46,650 Langston wants to talk to you about a theatre project in Aspen. 1298 01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:49,050 - Do you ski? - Me? No, never. 1299 01:11:49,050 --> 01:11:53,650 Do either of you play miniature golf? 1300 01:11:53,650 --> 01:11:55,650 - There's Minky. - Hello. 1301 01:11:55,650 --> 01:11:59,350 Oh, for heaven's sake! Er... Mingle. 1302 01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:03,750 I don't think you should speak. 1303 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:06,650 - You said make conversation... - I know. 1304 01:12:06,650 --> 01:12:09,050 Make conversation but don't speak. 1305 01:12:09,050 --> 01:12:11,550 You know, don't bring up anything. 1306 01:12:11,550 --> 01:12:14,450 Maybe the weather, but don't...don't... 1307 01:12:14,450 --> 01:12:18,350 I'm gonna get in the flow and then kinda glide upstairs. 1308 01:12:18,350 --> 01:12:21,350 - Shall I glide with you? - No, I'll contact you. 1309 01:12:21,350 --> 01:12:24,950 - Can I get you some champagne? - Uh...sure. 1310 01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:42,150 (Woman) Ray! 1311 01:12:44,550 --> 01:12:46,650 I was gonna make a phone call. 1312 01:12:46,650 --> 01:12:49,150 - Have you seen Edgar? - Edgar? 1313 01:12:49,150 --> 01:12:52,150 Where that man gets off to! 1314 01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:54,250 I was gonna make a phone call... 1315 01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:57,050 - I'll look downstairs. - Try back there. 1316 01:12:57,050 --> 01:12:58,950 Thank you, Ray. 1317 01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:16,750 (Man) Oh, Winkler? Do you play golf? 1318 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:19,850 Golf? No. I was just gonna make a phone call... 1319 01:13:19,850 --> 01:13:23,050 Guess I was mis...misdirected. 1320 01:13:23,050 --> 01:13:25,450 Yes, I'll just go and use the phone. 1321 01:13:25,450 --> 01:13:29,050 I wanted a match on Sunday but I'll get somebody else. 1322 01:13:29,050 --> 01:13:31,050 So sorry. 1323 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:57,950 There'll be rain over the tri-state area, and fog. 1324 01:14:57,950 --> 01:15:01,650 Temperatures will hover in the low 60s till Tuesday. 1325 01:15:01,650 --> 01:15:06,050 (Laughs) I must say, you are most amusing. 1326 01:15:06,050 --> 01:15:07,650 Would you like a canap�? 1327 01:15:07,650 --> 01:15:10,850 Those are shrimp, these are quail eggs, and... 1328 01:15:10,850 --> 01:15:13,350 I don't have any idea what they are. 1329 01:15:13,350 --> 01:15:16,250 Thank you, I hate things with toothpicks, 1330 01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:17,950 they lodge in your throat. 1331 01:15:17,950 --> 01:15:21,950 (Chuckles) I'm George Blint, Mutual Funds, and you? 1332 01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:24,850 May Sloane, I'm a lookout. 1333 01:15:24,850 --> 01:15:28,250 I noticed the way you walked and carried yourself 1334 01:15:28,250 --> 01:15:29,850 from across the room. 1335 01:15:29,850 --> 01:15:33,550 You remind me of my wonderful departed wife. 1336 01:15:33,550 --> 01:15:36,750 You can't carry yourself across the room, 1337 01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:38,950 that's physically impossible. 1338 01:15:38,950 --> 01:15:41,350 (Laughs) You're charming. 1339 01:15:41,350 --> 01:15:44,650 You're the first woman I've met since Helen died 1340 01:15:44,650 --> 01:15:46,250 that I could say that about. 1341 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:49,050 Was Helen your wife or just a woman who died? 1342 01:15:55,850 --> 01:15:58,850 Where's Mr Winkler? I wanted to talk to him. 1343 01:15:58,850 --> 01:16:02,050 Oh, he's mingling. Cloudy today, wasn't it? 1344 01:16:02,050 --> 01:16:05,350 With a chance of light sprinkles followed by sunshine. 1345 01:16:05,350 --> 01:16:09,050 Absolutely. Chi Chi, would you get those photos in the bedroom? 1346 01:16:09,050 --> 01:16:12,250 I want to show Mr Winkler the property in Aspen. 1347 01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:15,050 Yes, I just want to talk to Dr Henske. 1348 01:16:15,050 --> 01:16:17,750 He'd be perfect to do Beth Kramer's face 1349 01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:21,750 after the unbelievable job he did on Mrs Morton's buttocks. 1350 01:16:21,850 --> 01:16:24,050 Oh, I'm going to be right back. 1351 01:16:24,050 --> 01:16:25,950 Would you just...? 1352 01:16:31,950 --> 01:16:33,450 (Door opening) 1353 01:16:38,850 --> 01:16:40,250 Ray... 1354 01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:43,150 Shh! You scared me. 1355 01:16:43,150 --> 01:16:46,050 - For God's sake. - I came to warn you, 1356 01:16:46,050 --> 01:16:48,850 Mrs Potter's coming to get some pictures 1357 01:16:48,850 --> 01:16:50,950 that Mr Potter wants you to see. 1358 01:16:50,950 --> 01:16:52,750 She's looking for you. 1359 01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:54,450 Now I've closed the safe. 1360 01:16:54,450 --> 01:16:57,050 It's a tough safe, I'm out of practice. 1361 01:16:57,050 --> 01:17:00,650 - Did they see you come up here? - Uh, I don't think so. 1362 01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:03,650 (Sighs) Get out there and stand watch. 1363 01:17:03,650 --> 01:17:06,250 I'm gonna do this again. 1364 01:17:06,250 --> 01:17:07,750 Are you OK? 1365 01:17:07,750 --> 01:17:10,850 I'm fine, I'm fine. Get out, get out! 1366 01:17:10,850 --> 01:17:15,450 If you could fit it in to your schedule, it would mean so much. 1367 01:17:15,450 --> 01:17:18,050 She's been so down since the divorce 1368 01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:22,050 and don't you think - he got custody of the Pola-Polas. 1369 01:17:22,050 --> 01:17:25,850 Chi Chi, don't forget those photographs for Mr Winkler. 1370 01:17:25,850 --> 01:17:27,150 Oh, I'll get them. 1371 01:17:27,150 --> 01:17:29,050 So, you will try? 1372 01:17:29,050 --> 01:17:30,950 - I'll do my best. - Kiss kiss. 1373 01:17:44,450 --> 01:17:46,350 Mrs Potter is coming! 1374 01:17:56,550 --> 01:17:58,950 (Footsteps fading) 1375 01:18:05,450 --> 01:18:06,850 She's gone. 1376 01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:09,250 - Shh! - (She's gone.) 1377 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,750 She's gone. 1378 01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:15,050 Mr Winkler wouldn't go without saying goodbye, would he? 1379 01:18:15,050 --> 01:18:17,150 He's not upstairs. 1380 01:18:17,150 --> 01:18:18,550 Jesus. 1381 01:18:18,550 --> 01:18:21,050 I met a wonderful man downstairs. 1382 01:18:21,050 --> 01:18:22,850 He seemed to like me. 1383 01:18:22,850 --> 01:18:25,950 He said I reminded him of his wife who's dead, 1384 01:18:25,950 --> 01:18:28,650 but I assume he meant when she was alive. 1385 01:18:28,650 --> 01:18:32,650 May, can you stop talking while I'm doing this? 1386 01:18:32,650 --> 01:18:37,050 Little short fella, bright yellow shirt, unbelievable tie. 1387 01:18:37,050 --> 01:18:41,650 Oh, yes, I know the gentleman, he was going upstairs before. 1388 01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:45,550 - Are you sure? - Er, yes, um... Mr Winkler. 1389 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:56,250 Ray, I hear something. 1390 01:18:58,850 --> 01:19:00,350 - Oh. - Ooh! 1391 01:19:00,350 --> 01:19:04,650 She's not feeling well. She had one of her spells. 1392 01:19:04,650 --> 01:19:07,050 - Spells? - Yes, she gets spells. 1393 01:19:07,050 --> 01:19:09,950 - We have a doctor... - No, not necessary. 1394 01:19:09,950 --> 01:19:11,950 I-I-I'm a haemophiliac. 1395 01:19:11,950 --> 01:19:15,350 - Dear God, are you bleeding? - Why would I be bleeding? 1396 01:19:15,350 --> 01:19:16,750 Oh, no, she... Her neck... 1397 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:20,150 There is, but my nasal passages are clearing up. 1398 01:19:20,150 --> 01:19:22,650 On weekends I do this for a hobby. 1399 01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:26,650 - She had champagne, you know... - Oh, I'll get Dr Henske. 1400 01:19:26,650 --> 01:19:29,950 Really... Ray, you have my cortisone pills? 1401 01:19:29,950 --> 01:19:31,750 - Me? - My medication? 1402 01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:35,450 I'll feel better if Dr Henske looks at her. 1403 01:19:35,450 --> 01:19:38,450 You relax and I'll go get Dr Henske. 1404 01:19:40,050 --> 01:19:44,050 A haemophiliac? Cortisone? Where do you get this? 1405 01:19:44,050 --> 01:19:47,050 - On TV. - I said stay with the weather! 1406 01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:49,550 I thought I did some quick thinking! 1407 01:19:49,550 --> 01:19:52,350 Yes, and you're going to be examined now! 1408 01:19:52,350 --> 01:19:54,250 Why? I just had a check-up. 1409 01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:57,050 Jesus, I got no time to work here. 1410 01:19:57,050 --> 01:19:58,850 They'll be back in seconds. 1411 01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:07,450 I can't tell the difference between these! 1412 01:20:07,450 --> 01:20:09,650 Then you gotta take 'em both. 1413 01:20:09,650 --> 01:20:12,550 I can't, if they don't find any necklace... 1414 01:20:12,550 --> 01:20:16,550 we've been suspiciously seen in here, I'll go right to jail! 1415 01:20:16,650 --> 01:20:19,050 Especially with your DNA! 1416 01:20:19,050 --> 01:20:21,750 What has my DNA got to do with it? 1417 01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:25,450 You better choose, they're gonna be back any minute. 1418 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:27,350 I ca... I ca... 1419 01:20:38,550 --> 01:20:40,750 Ray, let's go! 1420 01:20:40,750 --> 01:20:42,850 Oh... Grrr! 1421 01:20:46,650 --> 01:20:49,750 All I know is what I've told you, Doctor. 1422 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:52,450 She's right in here. Come along. 1423 01:20:52,450 --> 01:20:54,750 Here's Dr Henske! 1424 01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:56,850 What seems to be the trouble? 1425 01:20:56,850 --> 01:20:58,950 False alarm, it was a hot flash. 1426 01:20:58,950 --> 01:21:02,450 I think it was menopausal, I've seen it before. 1427 01:21:02,450 --> 01:21:04,950 I-I'm given to occasional spells. 1428 01:21:04,950 --> 01:21:07,750 - Spells? - Not spells, but she... 1429 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:12,550 No, no! Sometimes for no reason I get hot and cold flashes 1430 01:21:12,550 --> 01:21:16,250 and the room will spin and spots will flash before my eyes 1431 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:18,750 and I'll hear a ringing in my ears... 1432 01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:21,250 You're making too much of it, May. 1433 01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:25,050 ..and then my tongue turns black and I can't swallow. 1434 01:21:25,050 --> 01:21:26,450 Really? 1435 01:21:26,450 --> 01:21:28,350 They diagnosed Parkinson's 1436 01:21:28,350 --> 01:21:31,450 but it could be Ebola or mad cow disease... 1437 01:21:31,450 --> 01:21:34,650 We got to go... It was a false positive, I think. 1438 01:21:34,650 --> 01:21:36,850 Come on, sweetheart, we're due. 1439 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:40,450 I do hope you feel better, and not to worry, Mr Winkler, 1440 01:21:40,450 --> 01:21:42,750 Aspen will have to wait. 1441 01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:45,350 Ebola virus or mad cow? 1442 01:21:45,350 --> 01:21:48,850 I just said the first thing that came into my mouth. 1443 01:21:48,850 --> 01:21:51,350 - Great. - Hello, again. 1444 01:21:51,350 --> 01:21:54,450 George. Do I still remind you of your wife? 1445 01:21:54,450 --> 01:21:57,350 (Laughs) You kill me, you're great. 1446 01:21:57,350 --> 01:22:01,350 You're not feeling well, remember? I'm taking her home. 1447 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:04,850 I'm in the book, May Sloane. I'll be better. 1448 01:22:04,850 --> 01:22:06,750 Well, I'll call you. 1449 01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:16,850 Ray, I just got the news about Frenchy. 1450 01:22:16,850 --> 01:22:18,150 Frenchy? 1451 01:22:18,150 --> 01:22:20,750 Didn't you hear? Sunset's gone under. 1452 01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:23,350 She was defrauded out of every penny. 1453 01:22:23,350 --> 01:22:28,250 - I figured you'd know. - Yeah. No, I do know. I...I... 1454 01:22:30,450 --> 01:22:32,050 (Ray) Shit. 1455 01:22:41,550 --> 01:22:44,150 (Ray) I came as soon as I heard. 1456 01:22:46,050 --> 01:22:48,850 I got exactly what I deserved. 1457 01:22:48,850 --> 01:22:50,850 You know, I missed you, Frenchy. 1458 01:22:52,450 --> 01:22:54,750 I'm sorry I blew our cookie company 1459 01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:57,750 but I'm even more sorry I blew our marriage. 1460 01:22:57,750 --> 01:23:01,150 What are you gonna do? Everybody makes mistakes. 1461 01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:03,950 The important thing is I still love you. 1462 01:23:03,950 --> 01:23:06,550 I don't deserve it, I behaved badly. 1463 01:23:06,550 --> 01:23:08,250 You behaved like an ass. 1464 01:23:08,250 --> 01:23:11,950 That's one of those "A" words you used to practise. Ass. 1465 01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:16,250 But I'm not the easiest guy in the world. I'm not Mr Sensitive. 1466 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:19,250 There's things I coulda done differently. 1467 01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:24,250 We stayed in separate rooms the whole trip, Ray, that's the truth. 1468 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:26,350 So where's David now? 1469 01:23:26,350 --> 01:23:29,250 He split the second I went bust. 1470 01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:31,050 No, I don't believe it(!) 1471 01:23:31,050 --> 01:23:33,450 He was hustling me for the dough. 1472 01:23:33,450 --> 01:23:36,850 Jeez. So now we got to begin again, you know? 1473 01:23:36,850 --> 01:23:38,850 And in more ways than one. 1474 01:23:38,850 --> 01:23:41,050 You still want me? 1475 01:23:41,050 --> 01:23:44,550 Still want you? You got to ask a question like that? 1476 01:23:44,550 --> 01:23:48,250 I'm crazy about you. You're a goddess to me. 1477 01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:51,650 I'm nuts for you. Of course I want ya. 1478 01:23:51,650 --> 01:23:54,450 But we're broke, we haven't got a dime. 1479 01:23:54,450 --> 01:23:57,150 We don't own a stick of this furniture. 1480 01:23:57,150 --> 01:24:00,550 Can I show you something? May I show you one thing? 1481 01:24:00,550 --> 01:24:02,650 - OK... - Just let me... 1482 01:24:05,050 --> 01:24:08,250 I think you're gonna be very, very proud of me. 1483 01:24:09,550 --> 01:24:11,450 That's Chi Chi Potter's! 1484 01:24:11,450 --> 01:24:13,850 Was... Was Chi Chi... Was! 1485 01:24:13,850 --> 01:24:15,850 - Ray! - Key word, "was". 1486 01:24:15,850 --> 01:24:18,250 - You didn't?! - I never felt so great. 1487 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:20,950 I was back in action, I felt alive. 1488 01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:24,550 - Cos I always felt... - Hey, this is glass. 1489 01:24:24,550 --> 01:24:27,450 What are you talking about? How's it glass? 1490 01:24:27,450 --> 01:24:30,450 - It's fake. - What? How would you know? 1491 01:24:30,450 --> 01:24:33,450 I can tell fake, this ain't even good fake. 1492 01:24:33,450 --> 01:24:35,850 What are you talking about? 1493 01:24:35,850 --> 01:24:39,850 Oh, you know, it might fool some idiot with no eye and no brains 1494 01:24:40,050 --> 01:24:42,950 but it'd never pass with a normal person. 1495 01:24:42,950 --> 01:24:47,450 You're saying I got the phoney? I came away with the wrong thing? 1496 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:49,350 Sounds like your MO. 1497 01:24:49,350 --> 01:24:51,950 - Nuts! I was in the room... - Yeah. 1498 01:24:51,950 --> 01:24:56,850 I was gonna substitute the glass one for the real one... 1499 01:24:56,850 --> 01:25:00,450 It's good to see that you got the same great instincts. 1500 01:25:00,450 --> 01:25:03,450 You're so wrong... Can I tell you...? 1501 01:25:03,450 --> 01:25:05,850 - What? - You take those lessons... 1502 01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:08,550 Wait, I'm gonna show you something. 1503 01:25:08,550 --> 01:25:11,450 ..but you know nothing about jewellery. 1504 01:25:11,450 --> 01:25:15,050 This is... We take this and fence it, go to Florida... 1505 01:25:15,050 --> 01:25:16,650 It's the goods. 1506 01:25:16,650 --> 01:25:20,050 That won't get us on the subway, much less to Florida. 1507 01:25:20,050 --> 01:25:22,250 You're such a know-everything. 1508 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:24,650 You don't have to be a rocket scientist 1509 01:25:24,650 --> 01:25:26,750 to spot a clinker like this. 1510 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:28,850 Whoever made it, you overpaid. 1511 01:25:28,850 --> 01:25:31,250 What can I do if you're wrong? Tell me. 1512 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:34,750 Can I take your nose and twist it till you turn blue? 1513 01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:36,250 Sure. 1514 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,650 (Banging) 1515 01:25:46,150 --> 01:25:50,150 Gee... You broke it. 1516 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,350 It's glass, Ray. 1517 01:25:52,350 --> 01:25:55,450 I know, but... Wh... Eh... 1518 01:25:55,450 --> 01:25:56,950 It's, well... 1519 01:25:56,950 --> 01:25:59,450 I'm not cleaning it up! You broke it! 1520 01:25:59,450 --> 01:26:01,950 You got glass over everything! 1521 01:26:01,950 --> 01:26:04,350 It's dangerous, you... 1522 01:26:04,350 --> 01:26:08,350 Jesus... I don't know what you see in me, I'm such a screw-up. 1523 01:26:08,450 --> 01:26:10,450 - It's glass! - Ray... 1524 01:26:10,450 --> 01:26:13,450 All that matters is that we have each other. 1525 01:26:13,450 --> 01:26:15,250 We didn't there for a while 1526 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:18,450 and it made me realise how much I need you. 1527 01:26:18,450 --> 01:26:21,150 But you're married to a loser, Frenchy. 1528 01:26:21,150 --> 01:26:24,050 No, I'm the luckiest woman in the world. 1529 01:26:24,050 --> 01:26:25,650 And the brokest. 1530 01:26:25,650 --> 01:26:28,650 We got nothing. As usual, I come up empty. 1531 01:26:29,750 --> 01:26:31,250 We could pawn this. 1532 01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:34,850 What is this? What is this thing? 1533 01:26:34,850 --> 01:26:36,150 Who...? 1534 01:26:36,150 --> 01:26:39,350 I don't understand, who's the Duke of Windsor? 1535 01:26:39,350 --> 01:26:41,350 We could probably auction it. 1536 01:26:41,350 --> 01:26:43,950 - Where'd you get this? - From David. 1537 01:26:43,950 --> 01:26:45,650 David gave you this? 1538 01:26:45,650 --> 01:26:47,250 He doesn't know it yet. 1539 01:26:47,250 --> 01:26:49,550 I don't get it, what do you mean? 1540 01:26:49,550 --> 01:26:53,550 Hey, it was you who taught me how to open a safe. 1541 01:26:53,550 --> 01:26:58,850 I... That was one of my fondest memories of our time together. 1542 01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:02,850 What are you saying? You boosted this from David's safe? 1543 01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:05,950 - Frenchy, that's stealing. - Not exactly. 1544 01:27:05,950 --> 01:27:08,750 It's a long story, Ray. Let's sell it. 1545 01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:11,350 I'll fill you in on the flight to Miami. 1546 01:27:17,150 --> 01:27:19,350 Sweetheart, you... 1547 01:27:20,450 --> 01:27:22,150 are the greatest. 1548 01:27:24,650 --> 01:27:27,850 Oh, baby, what I couldn't do 1549 01:27:29,650 --> 01:27:34,850 With plenty of money and you, ooh 1550 01:27:34,850 --> 01:27:39,250 In spite of the worry that money brings 1551 01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:44,450 Just a little filthy lucre buys a lot of things 1552 01:27:44,450 --> 01:27:49,650 And I could take you to places you'd like to go 1553 01:27:49,650 --> 01:27:54,550 But outside of that I've no use for dough 1554 01:27:54,550 --> 01:27:56,950 It's the root of all evil 1555 01:27:56,950 --> 01:27:59,650 Of strife and upheaval 1556 01:27:59,650 --> 01:28:01,650 But I'm certain, honey 1557 01:28:01,650 --> 01:28:04,850 That life could be sunny 1558 01:28:04,850 --> 01:28:07,950 With plenty of money and you 1559 01:29:18,850 --> 01:29:21,050 The Champs: "Tequila" 1560 01:30:09,250 --> 01:30:10,950 Tequila 1561 01:30:19,150 --> 01:30:22,650 DVD Subtitles by European Captioning Institute 123234