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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:37,461 --> 00:00:43,654 "I might fall in love." 1 00:00:43,832 --> 00:00:48,740 "I might fall in love." 2 00:02:18,851 --> 00:02:21,291 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! 3 00:02:23,216 --> 00:02:28,896 "On behalf of Prem Kumar and party, I extend a warm welcome to you." 4 00:02:29,223 --> 00:02:32,303 This is a joyous occasion. 5 00:02:32,328 --> 00:02:38,671 "The two lovers, Anita and Raj will be enjoined in marital bliss." 6 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:41,425 "Friends, marriage is the sweetmeat that.. " 7 00:02:41,512 --> 00:02:45,053 the one who eats it regrets as also the one who doesn't get it. 8 00:02:45,078 --> 00:02:49,347 "If that be the case, no harm in eating it and then crying." 9 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:54,035 "Right, Mr. Batliwala? How do you find marriage?" 10 00:02:54,232 --> 00:02:56,595 Terribly hot! - Why do you say that? 11 00:02:56,620 --> 00:03:00,929 "Relax, don't get tense." 12 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:04,333 "Sir, how do you find the desert of marriage?" 13 00:03:04,487 --> 00:03:07,329 Very sweet! - God! What are you saying? 14 00:03:08,468 --> 00:03:12,628 "So friends, marriage is sweet as well as hot." 15 00:03:12,653 --> 00:03:15,173 But marriage is essential. 16 00:03:15,508 --> 00:03:19,191 And that is why you have songs in marriages. 17 00:03:19,285 --> 00:03:22,185 "And where there are songs, Prem (love) is ever present." 18 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:24,294 So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you.. 19 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:27,581 ..to one and only Prem Kumar! 20 00:03:30,557 --> 00:03:32,607 Is everybody in the house tonight? 21 00:03:32,632 --> 00:03:35,952 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 22 00:03:39,374 --> 00:03:43,161 I said. Is everybody in the house tonight? 23 00:03:43,186 --> 00:03:46,066 Yeah! Yeah! 24 00:03:49,672 --> 00:03:52,112 Hi! I am Prem! 25 00:03:52,848 --> 00:03:53,848 On my right.. 26 00:03:55,943 --> 00:03:57,023 ..my band! 27 00:04:01,623 --> 00:04:02,623 On my left.. 28 00:04:04,045 --> 00:04:05,085 ..the chorus! 29 00:04:09,881 --> 00:04:11,041 Is my backup ready? 30 00:04:12,065 --> 00:04:14,050 Oh yeah! 31 00:04:14,224 --> 00:04:15,544 So let's kick it! 32 00:04:35,366 --> 00:04:40,246 I can't live without you 33 00:04:47,146 --> 00:04:52,025 I can't live without you 34 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:55,570 "Oh bride, your scarf is worth millions" 35 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:58,903 "The ornament on your forehead is worth millions" 36 00:04:58,928 --> 00:05:02,138 Your bangles are worth millions 37 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:05,555 "Your anklets, dear bride are worth millions" 38 00:05:05,916 --> 00:05:12,476 But your heart is priceless 39 00:05:13,924 --> 00:05:17,270 "Oh bride, your scarf is worth millions" 40 00:05:17,295 --> 00:05:20,445 "The ornament on your forehead is worth millions" 41 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:23,896 Your bangles are worth millions 42 00:05:23,921 --> 00:05:27,527 "Your anklets, dear bride are worth millions" 43 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:35,080 But your heart is priceless 44 00:06:14,595 --> 00:06:20,777 "Your countenance is like a star that one can never forget" 45 00:06:21,232 --> 00:06:23,712 "No, no, no." 46 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:31,145 "Your countenance is like a star that one can never forget" 47 00:06:31,311 --> 00:06:33,945 "No, no, no." 48 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:40,675 "This blush, the flush, the anticipation of the union" 49 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:44,369 You can't put it in words 50 00:06:50,816 --> 00:06:57,435 "Your tiara is worth millions. Your rings, my dear, are costly" 51 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:04,351 "Your bracelet and your dress are worth millions" 52 00:07:04,719 --> 00:07:11,279 But your heart is priceless 53 00:07:18,948 --> 00:07:23,668 This is the day of separation 54 00:07:31,332 --> 00:07:38,079 "You are leaving your home and friends for your beloved" 55 00:07:38,104 --> 00:07:41,131 "You are going. You are going." 56 00:07:41,282 --> 00:07:47,456 "You are leaving your home and friends for your beloved" 57 00:07:48,025 --> 00:07:50,603 "You are going. You are going." 58 00:07:50,814 --> 00:07:57,766 "We pray to God may you always be happy" 59 00:07:58,127 --> 00:08:01,247 Now you belong to him 60 00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:10,755 Your nose ring is worth millions 61 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:14,372 "The henna on your palms, dear bride is worth millions" 62 00:08:14,397 --> 00:08:17,503 "The blush on your cheeks dear bride is worth a bomb" 63 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:21,090 Your ear ring is worth millions 64 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:27,689 "But your heart, dear bride is priceless" 65 00:08:35,499 --> 00:08:36,499 Everybody! 66 00:08:42,332 --> 00:08:43,356 One more time! 67 00:08:55,183 --> 00:08:57,623 Thank you! Thank you all! 68 00:08:58,510 --> 00:09:01,166 "Friends, somebody rightly said.. " 69 00:09:01,729 --> 00:09:05,984 God makes couples in heaven and brings them together on earth. 70 00:09:06,164 --> 00:09:09,134 Like Anita and Raj. - True! True! 71 00:09:19,131 --> 00:09:19,811 Over? 72 00:09:21,002 --> 00:09:23,979 "Friends, this joy will soon fill my life too." 73 00:09:24,924 --> 00:09:26,734 I too have fallen in love. 74 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,888 And I too will be tied in this holy relation. 75 00:09:33,591 --> 00:09:36,071 I hope your blessings are with me. 76 00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:38,962 Please wish me all the best. Because I really need it! 77 00:09:39,025 --> 00:09:42,425 Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank you! 78 00:09:46,531 --> 00:09:49,926 "Hi, folks. At this moment we're in Tarana Bungalow." 79 00:09:50,243 --> 00:09:55,843 It's raining cats and dogs and snacks being fried indoors. 80 00:09:56,688 --> 00:09:57,793 Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! - Hmm! 81 00:09:57,818 --> 00:09:59,723 Say hi to camera! - Hi. 82 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:03,798 I'm very busy now because for the first time your aunt is coming. 83 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:06,440 Whom nobody other than Prem has met. 84 00:10:06,465 --> 00:10:10,090 Go and ask your uncle whatever you want to know. - Okay. 85 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:13,430 "Uncle, come out, fast. Aunt Nisha might come any time." 86 00:10:13,644 --> 00:10:16,645 "Michael, what are you doing? Let's go to uncle." 87 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:19,055 Okay! Okay! - Come on! Come on! Hurry up! Hurry up! 88 00:10:19,216 --> 00:10:21,536 Uncle. - Uncle. 89 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:26,094 "Hello, my niece and nephew. - Tell us something about Nisha." 90 00:10:26,111 --> 00:10:28,055 Your aunt.. - Camera.. 91 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:33,600 "Your aunt Nisha is mind blowing. Her face, her figure, her voice.. " 92 00:10:40,332 --> 00:10:41,932 Hi! - Hi! 93 00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:44,150 Neelu! Hurry. The guest has arrived. 94 00:10:44,222 --> 00:10:45,829 Just a minute. She's coming. 95 00:10:47,615 --> 00:10:49,595 Oh my God! She is so beautiful! - Yes! 96 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:50,860 I'm not.. I.. 97 00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:56,279 Don't worry. I'll get you some hot snacks. Give her a seat. 98 00:10:56,304 --> 00:10:59,201 "Yes, please sit down." 99 00:10:59,906 --> 00:11:02,898 Sit here and sneeze all you want. Tell you something. 100 00:11:03,098 --> 00:11:03,998 Don't worry! 101 00:11:04,101 --> 00:11:07,191 I too sneeze when I have a cold. Don't worry. 102 00:11:07,229 --> 00:11:09,359 The kids are here. - Wow! Aunt Nisha! 103 00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:13,669 Call Prem. Where are you going? Sit down. Snacks! 104 00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:15,236 Coming UP! 105 00:11:15,369 --> 00:11:18,723 I'll get you a towel. - No.. 106 00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:41,769 "They think I'm somebody else, I guess." 107 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:37,334 "if I tell them my real name, I won't get anything to eat." 108 00:11:37,859 --> 00:11:40,605 I'll first eat some. Then tell them my name. 109 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:43,053 Take some. 110 00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:46,500 Take some more. 111 00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:49,046 Has your aunt Nisha come? - Yes. 112 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,930 She's sitting. - Waiting for you. 113 00:11:50,955 --> 00:11:53,552 So please tell your aunt Nisha that I will be there in two minutes! 114 00:11:53,577 --> 00:11:55,631 "Aunt, uncle is coming. - Prem is coming." 115 00:11:55,656 --> 00:11:56,859 Prem is coming! - Eat peacefully. 116 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,164 Here! I've got you a towel. 117 00:12:00,255 --> 00:12:03,695 These savouries are excellent for fats. 118 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,603 Prem loves you a lot. 119 00:12:06,787 --> 00:12:08,692 I love snacks a lot. 120 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,549 She calls Prem snacks! 121 00:12:12,574 --> 00:12:14,252 How sweet! - Bhajia! 122 00:12:14,806 --> 00:12:17,486 He's always talking of you. - Yes. 123 00:12:22,183 --> 00:12:24,784 This isn't Nisha. Then who is she? 124 00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:28,683 Tell us where you first met Prem. 125 00:12:30,578 --> 00:12:31,578 In the bus! 126 00:12:34,802 --> 00:12:39,162 She's the kidnapper who stole a child in our neighbourhood. 127 00:12:39,309 --> 00:12:42,029 "The papers said, she's pretty too." 128 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:46,253 "See, how she's gorging!" 129 00:12:47,313 --> 00:12:49,513 I hope it won't be the turn of my nephew and niece after this. 130 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,358 "Kidnapper, you're going to prison!" 131 00:12:52,383 --> 00:12:53,470 Have some more! 132 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:57,219 You're not eating anything. Prem talks a lot about you. 133 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:02,369 "Yes, a lot! Eat, it's good for fats." 134 00:13:02,394 --> 00:13:06,580 "Thief! - Yes, she stole your heart." 135 00:13:06,605 --> 00:13:09,530 "No, she steals kids! She's not my Nisha." 136 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,939 What? - What? But she's eating snacks! 137 00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:13,798 Thank God not your kids! 138 00:13:16,911 --> 00:13:17,671 Knife! 139 00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:20,289 Call the police! - Police! 140 00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:23,065 Get some rope! - Rope! 141 00:13:24,395 --> 00:13:27,640 What is she saying? - She eats adults too. 142 00:13:32,348 --> 00:13:34,588 Knife! - Knife! 143 00:13:36,409 --> 00:13:37,901 Tables have turned. - Put down the savoury. 144 00:13:37,996 --> 00:13:38,831 Put down the savoury. 145 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,699 Put down the sweet. - Put down the sweet. 146 00:13:42,761 --> 00:13:44,363 Tie her up! - Tie her up! 147 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,550 Oh my God! Oh my God! 148 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,956 What are you doing? - We've nabbed a kidnapper! 149 00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:50,582 "She's my cousin, Priya not a kidnapper! Leave her." 150 00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:55,223 She's Mom's sister. 151 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,593 Hi! I am Prem! 152 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,476 I am Vinod! - Neelu! 153 00:14:00,597 --> 00:14:03,314 I am Vinny! - I am Michael! 154 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:05,881 I am very sorry! 155 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,200 I'm not a kidnapper. 156 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,568 I am very sorry! - I am not child thief! 157 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,024 I am very sorry! - I am not child thief! 158 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,150 I am very sorry! - I am not child thief! 159 00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:12,400 I am very sorry! 160 00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:16,342 I am not child thief! I am not child thief! 161 00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:19,202 They think I'm a kidnapper! 162 00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:22,733 Your house was locked so I came to ask them. - Okay! 163 00:14:22,852 --> 00:14:26,132 The snacks were hot so I ate them. - They are still hot. 164 00:14:27,713 --> 00:14:31,273 I'm not a kidnapper. I'm a thief of snacks. 165 00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:36,714 Priya, this is a mad family! 166 00:14:36,988 --> 00:14:38,293 But a very sweet family! 167 00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:40,249 Thank you everybody! Bye! 168 00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:41,958 Bye! - Bye! 169 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,056 She' s taken Nisha' s snacks. 170 00:14:45,549 --> 00:14:48,749 She deserved that morsel. 171 00:14:53,053 --> 00:14:55,053 Hello! Nisha! 172 00:14:55,715 --> 00:14:56,475 Hi! 173 00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:59,052 But why are you so soft? 174 00:14:59,389 --> 00:15:01,909 What? You're in Himachal! 175 00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:04,759 We're waiting for you here. 176 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:06,999 Is that so? 177 00:15:07,556 --> 00:15:08,981 What? Another 2 months! 178 00:15:09,186 --> 00:15:10,112 This is not fair, Nisha! 179 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:12,455 "You went for 2 months, extended it by 2 months." 180 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:15,140 And now you'll extend it by another 2 months! 181 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,469 At least talk to my sister. 182 00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:19,350 Hi, Nisha! How are you? 183 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,215 Hi Aunt Nisha! - Hi Aunt Nisha! 184 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,237 Hello! Nisha! 185 00:15:24,732 --> 00:15:28,212 "Look Nisha, Himachal Pradesh is a very cold state." 186 00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:33,248 "it must be snowing. Ice cream, cold water and ice.. " 187 00:15:34,139 --> 00:15:40,484 These are cold things. I won't take too much of your time. Talk to Prem. 188 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:41,911 Thank you! - Thank you! 189 00:15:41,936 --> 00:15:43,231 Thank you! 190 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:44,910 Yes, brother-in-law. 191 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,547 "No, everyone knows he's like this." 192 00:15:49,763 --> 00:15:50,622 I love you too! 193 00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:51,847 Oh! 194 00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:53,207 And I miss you too! 195 00:15:53,232 --> 00:15:54,280 Oh! 196 00:15:54,622 --> 00:15:55,689 Come back soon. 197 00:15:56,726 --> 00:15:58,846 Okay! Bye! Bye! 198 00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,922 Your aunt will return in 2 months. 199 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:07,543 Coffee! 200 00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:09,775 Thanks! - Yeah! Welcome! 201 00:16:10,444 --> 00:16:13,164 "How's your acting career, Mona?" 202 00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:16,846 My struggle goes on. Forget it Tell me about yourself. 203 00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:19,823 Mummy is getting me married. 204 00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:22,318 With whom? How is the guy? Is he good looking, tall, handsome? 205 00:16:22,343 --> 00:16:23,318 Are you dating him? 206 00:16:24,302 --> 00:16:26,683 Mummy is looking for a groom. - What? 207 00:16:26,772 --> 00:16:28,259 Arranged marriage! - Yeah. 208 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,396 No love marriage! 209 00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:33,966 You know me from my childhood. I obey my mother blindly. 210 00:16:34,319 --> 00:16:36,872 I'll marry the boy my mother selects. 211 00:16:37,054 --> 00:16:39,567 But I don't want mom to bear my marriage expense. 212 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,714 I want to do something. I want to stand on my own feet. 213 00:16:43,829 --> 00:16:46,340 "Will you help me? - Of course, why not?" 214 00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:47,431 That's why I've come to you. 215 00:16:47,738 --> 00:16:49,818 Cheers to that! - Okay! 216 00:16:51,199 --> 00:16:56,424 What's the matter? Here. Scrub your teeth. 217 00:16:56,488 --> 00:16:58,088 Scrub hard. 218 00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:01,892 Strong teeth makes a strong body. 219 00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:04,693 And a strong body makes strong breath. 220 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:08,085 And strong breath makes life strong. So scrub on. 221 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,375 "Father, what if the finger gets scrubbed?" 222 00:17:11,977 --> 00:17:17,553 "Son, you can do without a finger. But how will you eat without teeth?" 223 00:17:18,219 --> 00:17:20,750 "You'll die! - Father, how can we.. " 224 00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:23,995 pick the food with no fingers? - With a spoon! 225 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,639 How will you hold the spoon without fingers? 226 00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:30,493 The answer to this is not in our holy books. 227 00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:32,557 Not written or you haven't read it? 228 00:17:33,363 --> 00:17:37,428 Shut up! Making fun of me! Are you my kids or the neighbours? 229 00:17:37,453 --> 00:17:39,093 The neighbours! 230 00:17:43,486 --> 00:17:45,165 What's the matter? 231 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,962 "Wife, how did you give birth to 4 naughty boys?" 232 00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:54,984 And the fifth is on the way! How did you do this? 233 00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:58,950 Am I alone to be blamed? - Arguing with me! 234 00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:01,756 Priest! - What's wrong? 235 00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:07,049 What's this girl doing in our municipality? 236 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,604 She's my cousin Priya. - Beautiful. 237 00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:15,594 Send me your horoscope. I'll fix you a good match. 238 00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:19,505 Who looks like Shahrukh Khan with a body like Salman Khan. 239 00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:21,210 And walks like Aamir Khan. - You needn't bother. 240 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:26,475 Her Mummy will find one. Thanks. 241 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:30,285 No problem. Use me as a priest for the wedding. 242 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:34,670 My chants will get you the same groom for 70 incarnations! 243 00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:38,774 These days we get bored of the same husband in a few years. 244 00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:42,196 70 births! No way! No chance. 245 00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:43,384 Hey, Mona! - Yes! 246 00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:47,055 Isn't your phone working? - Mustn't have paid the bill. 247 00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:48,752 Priest, shut up! Okay! 248 00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:51,661 "What's the matter? - What's the matter, Prem?" 249 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,480 The kidnapper's mother has called from Poona. 250 00:18:53,505 --> 00:18:54,690 It's Mummy! 251 00:18:54,722 --> 00:18:56,147 Mother's call! - Go! Go! 252 00:18:56,446 --> 00:18:58,711 Mummy's call! 253 00:18:58,736 --> 00:19:00,863 Mummy's call! 254 00:19:00,888 --> 00:19:01,582 She's taking a picture! 255 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,645 Mummy's call! 256 00:19:06,024 --> 00:19:06,969 Hello! - Hello! 257 00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,218 Mother? How are you? - I'm fine. 258 00:19:09,243 --> 00:19:13,461 Why didn't you call one reaching? Don't you know I'd worry? 259 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,039 Regarding your marriage.. - You're always talking of it! 260 00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:18,664 I'm no kid. I'll get married. Don't get tense. 261 00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:20,446 "Now tell me, how's Rocky." 262 00:19:21,974 --> 00:19:23,985 Rocky misses you a lot. 263 00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:27,864 Give the line to Rocky. I'll talk to him. 264 00:19:28,219 --> 00:19:31,241 Hi, Rocky! My baby! My sweetheart! 265 00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:32,771 How are you? 266 00:19:34,199 --> 00:19:36,119 Don't do that on the phone. 267 00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:42,068 My darling! 268 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,196 "Take care. - You too, mom." 269 00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,501 Bye! - Bye, Rocky! 270 00:19:54,947 --> 00:19:57,274 Thank you! - Oh! You are welcome anytime! 271 00:19:57,768 --> 00:19:59,832 How's Mummy? - She's fine. 272 00:20:00,186 --> 00:20:03,171 And Rocky.. ? - He too is fine. 273 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:04,842 That's good! 274 00:20:05,617 --> 00:20:07,508 You love Rocky a lot? 275 00:20:08,402 --> 00:20:09,785 He is very sweet! 276 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,238 What does he do? 277 00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:15,618 "Nothing. Eats, drinks and makes merry." 278 00:20:15,643 --> 00:20:18,108 Oh! Very lucky Rocky! I wish I was Rocky! 279 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,407 Yeah! He is very lucky! 280 00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:23,221 Do you know we love each other so much that we sleep together? 281 00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,379 Sleep together? - Yes. 282 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:30,947 "Mom doesn't object? - No, why should she object?" 283 00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:34,411 Modern family! - Yes. 284 00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:37,308 "Yes, we live in Poona but we're a modern family." 285 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:43,087 Tell me now that you're here Rocky must be feeling lonely. 286 00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:46,544 "No, because Rocky now sleeps with Mummy." 287 00:20:47,692 --> 00:20:49,532 And you don't object? - Why should I? 288 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:56,354 A very modern family! - What's modern about it? 289 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,820 Sometimes we all sleep together. 290 00:20:59,089 --> 00:21:00,087 Yes. 291 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:08,773 But.. whom does Rocky love more? 292 00:21:11,795 --> 00:21:14,712 How can he say that? He's just a dog. 293 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,328 Dog.. ? - Yes. 294 00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:20,426 Rocky is my dog. 295 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:26,807 But.. what were you thinking? - No.. I just.. 296 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,286 "you kept saying I love you, I love you.. " 297 00:21:29,772 --> 00:21:32,130 So I thought he's your boy friend. 298 00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:33,675 What? - But.. 299 00:21:34,184 --> 00:21:36,684 Get out! - But this is my house.. 300 00:21:38,348 --> 00:21:40,955 I will kill you! I will kill you, Prem! I will kill you! - I am sorry! 301 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:44,136 "Sis! - Priya, what's wrong?" 302 00:21:44,161 --> 00:21:47,128 Ask him what he told me! - What did you say? 303 00:21:47,503 --> 00:21:49,837 "Ask her. - Priya, what's the matter?" 304 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:54,705 "I was talking to Mummy, and.. - Tell her. Go on." 305 00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:57,621 Priya! 306 00:21:57,882 --> 00:21:59,777 "Kidnapper, what do I say if Rocky calls again?" 307 00:21:59,802 --> 00:22:00,778 I will kill you! 308 00:22:02,235 --> 00:22:06,075 Who is Rocky? - I thought her dog was her boy friend 309 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:08,831 Very funny! 310 00:22:08,856 --> 00:22:10,936 Get out! Get out! - It's my turn! 311 00:22:10,961 --> 00:22:11,921 My turn! 312 00:22:12,725 --> 00:22:13,310 Get out! 313 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,013 Very good plants! 314 00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:29,322 Water is good for the figure of plants. 315 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:38,427 "The dawn is lovely." 316 00:22:41,488 --> 00:22:43,248 She looks gorgeous! 317 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:48,543 She's looking good. - I think I'm falling in love! 318 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:52,603 "If she enters my life, I'll marry her and settle down. Give up liquor." 319 00:22:52,659 --> 00:22:55,419 "What? - Honestly, pal." 320 00:23:18,056 --> 00:23:20,256 Let's go. - Where to? 321 00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:23,497 Where nobody is seen. 322 00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:28,365 Got it in the pocket? - What? 323 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:29,550 Money! 324 00:23:29,905 --> 00:23:33,170 "Money. Yes, for the kids' fees. - Forget it." 325 00:23:33,195 --> 00:23:34,355 Fine. 326 00:23:40,012 --> 00:23:42,269 My rival! - My brother-in-law! 327 00:23:42,535 --> 00:23:44,255 "Shall we.. ? - Yes, hurry." 328 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,708 Where are you going? - For the inauguration. 329 00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:51,888 Of what? - She has started a new business. 330 00:23:51,986 --> 00:23:52,931 Business? 331 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,079 What business? - Don't you understand? 332 00:23:56,104 --> 00:24:00,704 You had what he wanted. Now I have it. 333 00:24:01,218 --> 00:24:04,643 And he had what I wanted. Now I have it. 334 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,320 The fees of my kids! - Kids' fees! 335 00:24:09,310 --> 00:24:11,465 What is she doing? Has she no shame? 336 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:13,890 Don't worry. She'll change after marriage. 337 00:24:14,301 --> 00:24:18,290 "And if she doesn't, you have such friends who'll come home." 338 00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:22,661 What are you doing? I had such dreams.. 339 00:24:23,576 --> 00:24:26,362 "I'd marry you, settle down, have kids.." 340 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:31,021 We'll discuss it if it's for a night. Don't want a life contract! 341 00:24:31,046 --> 00:24:32,951 Give me if you have a thousand bucks. - I'm going to.. 342 00:24:32,976 --> 00:24:34,748 Stop! - Why? 343 00:24:34,957 --> 00:24:36,919 She's acting. - Smita Patil in Mandi! 344 00:24:36,944 --> 00:24:39,744 Better than her, priest! - Yes, yes! 345 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,724 I have to audition for the role of Tawaif No. 1. So I was rehearsing. 346 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,448 Mona, you are terrific! You are too good! 347 00:24:45,473 --> 00:24:46,498 Today you did a wonderful job! - Really! 348 00:24:46,523 --> 00:24:48,472 Just keep it up, baby! Wow! 349 00:24:48,674 --> 00:24:50,749 You've as good as got the role. 350 00:24:50,774 --> 00:24:54,011 We'll see your film as a family. Is it adults? 351 00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,981 I'll watch it twice. - I'll see it four times. 352 00:24:56,006 --> 00:24:57,366 Quiet. 353 00:24:57,571 --> 00:25:00,376 Forget this dream of acting and marry me. 354 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,717 "That would be the best role for you, of my wife." 355 00:25:03,742 --> 00:25:05,881 I'll first become a star Then I'll fall in love. 356 00:25:07,978 --> 00:25:10,868 It was pretense. - How do you know? 357 00:25:11,262 --> 00:25:14,447 Mona called me up. - What did she say? 358 00:25:14,863 --> 00:25:18,260 I'll be the customer and she'll be the call girl. 359 00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:20,979 Really? - Neelu, I promise you! 360 00:25:21,013 --> 00:25:24,035 "After our marriage, I've reduced that expense." 361 00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:27,220 "What.. ? - I mean, stopped it." 362 00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:36,090 "Beloved." 363 00:25:37,191 --> 00:25:42,671 "O my beloved." 364 00:25:45,937 --> 00:25:50,577 "Beloved." 365 00:25:54,194 --> 00:25:55,777 What say? - Great tune. 366 00:25:55,802 --> 00:25:59,650 But the words don't sound right. - I haven't written the lyrics yet. 367 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,498 How is the tune? - Hit. 368 00:26:01,616 --> 00:26:03,536 Now listen to the words. 369 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,784 "Stranger.. 370 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:40,064 "I have already fallen in love." 371 00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:46,599 "Stranger.. 372 00:26:46,859 --> 00:26:57,139 "I have already fallen in love." 373 00:26:58,064 --> 00:27:01,504 "Stranger.. 374 00:27:07,035 --> 00:27:08,457 I am sorry! I am sorry! I am sorry! 375 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:12,928 "I said, I'm sorry. - Wow!" 376 00:27:12,953 --> 00:27:13,420 Isn't it? 377 00:27:13,445 --> 00:27:16,790 What a couplet you've written on seeing your neighbour's face! 378 00:27:16,815 --> 00:27:20,591 Isn't it? - You're great! What a tune! 379 00:27:20,616 --> 00:27:22,294 Isn't it? Now let's make the verse. 380 00:27:22,311 --> 00:27:23,282 Okay. - Okay. 381 00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:28,405 Don't feel offended. Prem does this each time he composes. 382 00:27:28,430 --> 00:27:30,190 He's danced with me many a times. 383 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:33,327 "I often tell him, I'm your sister not your wife!" 384 00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:37,210 He pays no heed. He's crazy about songs. 385 00:27:37,235 --> 00:27:39,563 Completely nuts. 386 00:27:57,871 --> 00:28:02,391 "Stranger.. 387 00:28:28,309 --> 00:28:38,709 "I have already fallen in love." 388 00:28:39,055 --> 00:28:43,215 "Stranger.. 389 00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:54,067 "I have already fallen in love." 390 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,718 "Stranger.. 391 00:29:10,604 --> 00:29:13,346 I see! So you sing! You are a singer! 392 00:29:13,371 --> 00:29:15,971 "No, just a bathroom singer." 393 00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:18,509 Then call me to the bathroom. - What.. ? 394 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,301 To hear the song. 395 00:29:23,223 --> 00:29:27,354 "Sis, kidnapper sings well. - He always calls me kidnapper!" 396 00:29:27,379 --> 00:29:28,203 Prem! 397 00:29:28,629 --> 00:29:31,989 "Sis, I'm praising her. She's good." - Prem! 398 00:29:32,181 --> 00:29:34,486 Stop teasing my cousin. 399 00:29:34,613 --> 00:29:39,000 "She's come here for a job. If you can, help her." 400 00:29:39,025 --> 00:29:41,545 What does she do? - Very good video shooting. 401 00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:44,315 "Yes, I've done a diploma in it. - Very good." 402 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,900 As everyone knows I'm the Daler Mehendi of the poor.. 403 00:29:46,925 --> 00:29:50,085 We'll give her a chance in the poor soul who's marriage we sing in. 404 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:51,569 Thank you, Prem! - Welcome! 405 00:29:51,743 --> 00:29:52,703 Thank you very much! 406 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:55,526 Your next programs.. I mean next program. 407 00:29:55,551 --> 00:29:58,520 Our next program is tomorrow evening at 7 o'clock. So be there. Okay. 408 00:29:58,545 --> 00:30:00,887 Okay. - And by the way, good singing! 409 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,096 Good composing! 410 00:30:02,307 --> 00:30:02,886 Thank you! 411 00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:03,875 Bye-bye! - Thank you! 412 00:30:03,909 --> 00:30:05,269 Bye-bye! - Bye-bye! 413 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:09,403 Hail Lord Shiva. 414 00:30:09,436 --> 00:30:12,781 Father! - Call from Choudhary uncle. 415 00:30:13,069 --> 00:30:14,184 Hail Lord Shiva. 416 00:30:14,209 --> 00:30:15,684 He's asking for his money. 417 00:30:15,709 --> 00:30:17,099 Hail Lord Shiva. 418 00:30:17,124 --> 00:30:20,926 What do I tell him? - Hail Lord Shiva! 419 00:30:20,951 --> 00:30:24,973 Should I say you're no more? 420 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,538 Hail Lord Shiva. 421 00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:31,348 What do I say? - Father is not at home. 422 00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:32,991 Hail Lord Shiva. 423 00:30:33,016 --> 00:30:37,001 You taught us its a sin to tell lies. 424 00:30:37,026 --> 00:30:38,691 Hail Lord Shiva. 425 00:30:38,716 --> 00:30:40,276 What's the matter? 426 00:30:40,784 --> 00:30:43,449 Your father is excused everything. 427 00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:46,939 Father is a liar! 428 00:30:46,964 --> 00:30:50,829 Father is a liar! 429 00:30:50,854 --> 00:30:52,953 Father is a liar! 430 00:30:52,978 --> 00:30:56,813 Hail Lord Shiva. 431 00:31:01,378 --> 00:31:03,898 Hi, Priya! - Hi, Prem! 432 00:31:04,746 --> 00:31:06,611 How are you? - I am okay! 433 00:31:06,691 --> 00:31:08,131 How are you? - Okay! 434 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,000 You were lonely so I got somebody to sleep with you. 435 00:31:12,232 --> 00:31:14,057 What.. ? - Excuse me. Sir.. 436 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,360 Prem! 437 00:31:15,781 --> 00:31:16,861 Just joking. 438 00:31:21,668 --> 00:31:22,788 So sweet! 439 00:31:25,821 --> 00:31:26,901 For you. 440 00:31:27,408 --> 00:31:28,066 Thank you, Prem! 441 00:31:28,205 --> 00:31:32,805 Because you sang for me yesterday. - Tell me how you found my song. 442 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:37,421 You sang well but one thing is missing. 443 00:31:37,809 --> 00:31:41,466 What? - Feelings. Do you love anyone? 444 00:31:41,491 --> 00:31:45,685 No.- That's why. Look at me. I love Nisha 445 00:31:46,315 --> 00:31:51,435 I only see Nisha in any song. Feelings automatically come. 446 00:31:53,719 --> 00:31:55,370 So you too should fall. - Where? 447 00:31:55,512 --> 00:31:58,230 In love. - Forget about me. 448 00:31:58,255 --> 00:32:01,400 How did you first tell Nisha you loved her? 449 00:32:01,828 --> 00:32:03,991 What.. ? Where are you taking me? - Come on. 450 00:32:04,164 --> 00:32:08,515 But.. - I got something important to tell you. - In this huge stadium? 451 00:32:08,965 --> 00:32:11,165 It's a huge thing. Come. 452 00:32:11,509 --> 00:32:12,349 Prem. 453 00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:23,986 You're taking a huge time to tell me this huge thing. 454 00:32:24,626 --> 00:32:25,746 I love you. 455 00:32:27,104 --> 00:32:28,171 Everybody says that. 456 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:30,626 Everybody.. ? 457 00:32:31,581 --> 00:32:37,141 I mean all boys tell this to girls. - I'm different from them. 458 00:32:37,486 --> 00:32:38,429 They say that too. 459 00:32:42,446 --> 00:32:45,806 Don't you believe that I love you? 460 00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:54,131 "Okay, let's do something." 461 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:58,806 Do something that will prove to me you really love me. 462 00:33:00,372 --> 00:33:04,017 Something like I could kiss you and it would begin to rain? 463 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,446 No really. I'll kiss you and it will really rain. 464 00:33:10,956 --> 00:33:13,335 Great! - I believe it. 465 00:33:14,649 --> 00:33:15,142 really 466 00:33:17,881 --> 00:33:18,600 Okay. 467 00:33:39,944 --> 00:33:42,806 I don't believe it! 468 00:33:44,214 --> 00:33:47,694 Now do you believe me? - Isn't it beautiful? 469 00:33:48,306 --> 00:33:51,626 It's not rain. It's the love of Prem. 470 00:33:55,881 --> 00:34:00,481 What happened? - No idea. I'll ask the guy above. 471 00:34:02,025 --> 00:34:07,145 What's the matter? - The tank is empty. 472 00:35:09,453 --> 00:35:12,856 "I won't find a girl better than you." 473 00:35:12,968 --> 00:35:16,168 "A girl less than you won't do." 474 00:35:23,438 --> 00:35:26,872 "I won't find a girl better than you." 475 00:35:26,897 --> 00:35:30,217 "A girl less than you won't do." 476 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,556 "I have fallen in love with you. Let's lock eyes." 477 00:35:33,581 --> 00:35:37,040 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 478 00:35:37,065 --> 00:35:40,632 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 479 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:59,780 "Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!" "Love me." 480 00:36:09,076 --> 00:36:12,581 "You are the test of my life." 481 00:36:12,606 --> 00:36:16,006 "If I pass, I can rest all my life." 482 00:36:19,654 --> 00:36:22,999 "You are the test of my life." 483 00:36:23,024 --> 00:36:26,483 "If I pass, I can rest all my life." 484 00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,144 "I saw north, east, south and west." 485 00:36:30,169 --> 00:36:33,369 "Beloved, you are the best." 486 00:36:33,714 --> 00:36:37,154 "I can't entice a girl better than you." 487 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:43,950 "I can't entice a girl better than you." 488 00:36:44,175 --> 00:36:47,662 "A girl less than you won't do." 489 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:51,016 "I have fallen in love with you. Teach me love." 490 00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:54,466 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 491 00:36:54,491 --> 00:36:58,451 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 492 00:37:22,973 --> 00:37:26,318 "You touched me and my heart became radiant." 493 00:37:26,429 --> 00:37:30,069 "And my heartbeats became bright." 494 00:37:31,328 --> 00:37:32,848 "What are you looking at?" 495 00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:36,461 "You touched me and my heart became radiant." 496 00:37:37,009 --> 00:37:40,354 "And my heartbeats became bright." 497 00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:43,551 "My life changed." 498 00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:47,552 "And at the first time I said yes." 499 00:37:47,577 --> 00:37:51,137 "Nobody better than you will be left." 500 00:37:54,554 --> 00:37:57,634 "Nobody better than you will be left." 501 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:01,232 "A guy less than you won't do." 502 00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:04,715 "I have fallen in love with you. Teach me how to live." 503 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:07,771 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 504 00:38:07,796 --> 00:38:11,636 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 505 00:38:15,869 --> 00:38:19,134 "I won't find a girl better than you." 506 00:38:19,159 --> 00:38:22,704 "A girl less than you won't do." 507 00:38:22,729 --> 00:38:25,668 ''I have fallen in love with you.Let's lock eyes. 508 00:38:25,693 --> 00:38:29,238 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 509 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:32,888 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 510 00:38:32,913 --> 00:38:36,138 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 511 00:38:36,163 --> 00:38:39,683 "Flourish my life! Flourish my life!" 512 00:38:43,811 --> 00:38:47,492 That's a lot of drama. - Have to do it in love. 513 00:38:47,517 --> 00:38:51,197 I'll see what you do when you fall in love. 514 00:38:51,551 --> 00:38:55,152 Me and fall in love? No way. I'll marry right away. 515 00:38:55,287 --> 00:39:01,367 Marry right away? But if you find a boy like me before marriage? 516 00:39:01,598 --> 00:39:02,518 Then what will you do? 517 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,015 Stupid! 518 00:39:06,501 --> 00:39:08,771 Shall I tell you something? - Go ahead. 519 00:39:08,898 --> 00:39:12,963 Nisha is very lucky. She's got you. 520 00:39:12,988 --> 00:39:17,877 I know it. Tell Nisha. She's simply delaying our marriage. 521 00:39:18,012 --> 00:39:20,132 She's coming back after four months. Will you tell her? 522 00:39:20,368 --> 00:39:21,968 Sure. - What will you tell her? 523 00:39:23,658 --> 00:39:27,883 "I'll say Prem is handsome, sings well.." 524 00:39:28,213 --> 00:39:31,858 And he has a wonderful heart. - If you tell her this.. 525 00:39:31,976 --> 00:39:36,667 I'll love you for the rest of my life! And my wedding is definite. 526 00:39:38,861 --> 00:39:40,016 Sis.. 527 00:39:40,893 --> 00:39:41,858 Brother-in-law! 528 00:39:44,523 --> 00:39:45,776 Vinita! Vijay! 529 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:49,606 Where's everybody? 530 00:39:51,257 --> 00:39:52,377 Neelu! 531 00:39:54,155 --> 00:39:56,155 Yeah! - What's happened. 532 00:39:58,109 --> 00:39:59,229 What's going on? 533 00:40:00,081 --> 00:40:01,877 Brother-in-law! Surprise! 534 00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:02,938 What surprise? 535 00:40:07,034 --> 00:40:09,274 Them? I see them everyday. 536 00:40:09,761 --> 00:40:13,001 Take another look. Please. 537 00:40:23,453 --> 00:40:24,333 Let go! 538 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,099 Move! Move! - No! 539 00:40:27,155 --> 00:40:31,925 Priya! Priya! - What are you doing? 540 00:40:32,175 --> 00:40:33,095 I love you! 541 00:40:41,889 --> 00:40:43,969 What are you doing? Stop it. 542 00:40:43,994 --> 00:40:47,579 Stop it? You went for 2 months and returned after 6. 543 00:40:47,604 --> 00:40:48,684 Do you know how much I missed you? 544 00:40:53,270 --> 00:40:54,910 I want to tell you something. 545 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:01,581 The fact is.. - I know what you want to say. 546 00:41:04,132 --> 00:41:07,917 But no talking now. I want direct marriage and instant kids. 547 00:41:09,101 --> 00:41:11,310 What Prem? 548 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:15,137 Yes. Prem can't wait anymore. - Hurry the marriage. 549 00:41:15,192 --> 00:41:18,128 Can't keep a young girl home for long. - First the engagement. 550 00:41:18,397 --> 00:41:21,917 I've been carrying the engagement ring for 6 months! 551 00:41:23,209 --> 00:41:27,434 "Prem, listen to me.. - Anybody object to this engagement?" 552 00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:28,899 No! Yeah! 553 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,309 Please listen to me! - Congratulations! 554 00:41:31,438 --> 00:41:33,983 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 555 00:41:34,008 --> 00:41:35,353 Aunt! Aunt! 556 00:41:35,664 --> 00:41:36,978 Aunt! 557 00:41:39,768 --> 00:41:41,073 Wow! 558 00:41:43,451 --> 00:41:46,371 Will you only look at each other or have a sweet too? 559 00:41:46,665 --> 00:41:48,185 Of course we will. 560 00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:50,827 On the lips! 561 00:41:50,852 --> 00:41:53,012 On the lips! On the lips! 562 00:41:55,984 --> 00:41:57,743 What's going on? - I've got engaged. 563 00:41:57,768 --> 00:42:00,110 With whom? - Nisha. 564 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,160 Quickly find an auspicious date for the marriage. 565 00:42:02,698 --> 00:42:04,738 What's wrong? - Impossible. 566 00:42:05,169 --> 00:42:09,249 I've seen your horoscope. This wedding cannot happen. 567 00:42:11,618 --> 00:42:14,043 The horoscope says so. Who can change fate? 568 00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:23,158 "Think before answering. If you say no, I'll beat you." 569 00:42:23,238 --> 00:42:25,423 "if you say yes, I'll spare you." 570 00:42:25,503 --> 00:42:27,703 "if you say yes, I'll spare you." 571 00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:30,713 Yes! Yes! 572 00:42:30,793 --> 00:42:34,378 Then who are we petty humans to try to change destiny? 573 00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,658 Thrash him! 574 00:42:37,241 --> 00:42:38,641 Come on! Come on! Come on! 575 00:42:40,985 --> 00:42:45,065 But this marriage can't take place. The horoscope says so. 576 00:43:16,303 --> 00:43:19,343 You're welcoming us? Where is the girl's family? 577 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,740 They haven't come as yet. - What? 578 00:43:22,899 --> 00:43:26,659 I called them up but nobody took the call. 579 00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:29,543 You know Bombay traffic. They must be on their way. 580 00:43:29,739 --> 00:43:32,219 Mr Prem Kumar! - What's the matter? 581 00:43:33,368 --> 00:43:37,128 The auspicious moment will soon pass. - Then hold on to it. 582 00:43:40,214 --> 00:43:41,254 What's your problem? 583 00:43:42,795 --> 00:43:44,820 Where's the bride? Time is flying past. 584 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:47,725 You want to being chanting? So go right ahead. 585 00:43:47,805 --> 00:43:50,110 I'll sit there with the garland. By the time she comes.. 586 00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:53,615 you'll finish. She'll escape hearing them. 587 00:43:53,695 --> 00:43:58,975 "Will she come? - Of course, yes." 588 00:44:14,675 --> 00:44:19,946 "Nisha shouldn't be so late. - Yes, it's quite late." 589 00:44:20,105 --> 00:44:21,705 Tiger. - Yes, Vinod. Don't worry. 590 00:44:22,084 --> 00:44:25,908 I've sent Balu and Jitu to her house. They will come. 591 00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:34,662 Why did you stop chanting? - The marriage vows are done. 592 00:44:34,742 --> 00:44:37,847 Then recite prayers for peace. - Why? 593 00:44:37,927 --> 00:44:39,992 You'll force us to hear it after marriage. Recite them now. 594 00:44:40,072 --> 00:44:43,000 I'll pay you double. - He'll have me read till she arrives. 595 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,360 "Will the girl come? - Of course, she will." 596 00:44:47,461 --> 00:44:51,145 Hail Lord Satya Narayan! 597 00:44:51,225 --> 00:44:54,345 Prem Maharaj.. - Be praised! 598 00:45:15,415 --> 00:45:19,535 Nisha has sent a message that she doesn't want to marry you. 599 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,167 She isn't coming. 600 00:45:40,225 --> 00:45:43,210 "Excuse me, at least have dinner." 601 00:45:43,290 --> 00:45:47,712 How can we eat when the bride hasn't arrived? 602 00:45:54,535 --> 00:45:57,649 What's going on? I feel as if somebody has played a rotten prank. 603 00:46:01,119 --> 00:46:02,864 How is this possible? - I know. 604 00:46:03,350 --> 00:46:05,190 She loves me. And I love her. Then? 605 00:46:07,277 --> 00:46:12,703 Stay right here. I'll bring her. This wedding is happening. 606 00:46:15,618 --> 00:46:20,523 Why are you crying? I'll bring her. Wipe your tears. 607 00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:21,723 I am sure! 608 00:46:41,513 --> 00:46:42,753 Look at me. 609 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:51,355 I'm crying because you gave me away. 610 00:46:51,489 --> 00:46:52,449 Prem! 611 00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:57,293 You turned the marriage hall into a waiting room. 612 00:47:00,357 --> 00:47:05,597 Waiting for you a couple of young pairs got made. 613 00:47:09,651 --> 00:47:11,939 I don't see myself lacking in anything. 614 00:47:13,543 --> 00:47:16,703 You tell me what you find missing in me. 615 00:47:17,165 --> 00:47:19,830 Don't say that. I love you. 616 00:47:19,957 --> 00:47:22,357 And I love you too! Then why? 617 00:47:23,256 --> 00:47:25,976 You don't lack anything. - Then? 618 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,920 Something in my life is missing. 619 00:47:30,192 --> 00:47:31,312 "Come, I'll show you." 620 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,400 Sunil's cancer is at an advanced stage. 621 00:47:52,358 --> 00:47:54,518 We'll need lakhs for treatment. 622 00:47:55,851 --> 00:47:57,131 That is why.. 623 00:48:13,951 --> 00:48:16,031 How are you? - Fine. 624 00:48:16,834 --> 00:48:19,225 Don't cry. I'll get well soon. 625 00:48:19,305 --> 00:48:23,505 "Then we'll fly kites, play marbles, cricket and football." 626 00:48:25,815 --> 00:48:27,135 But first go to sleep. 627 00:48:28,919 --> 00:48:29,839 Take care. 628 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:33,535 Bye. 629 00:48:43,727 --> 00:48:45,348 He's terribly unwell. 630 00:48:49,122 --> 00:48:50,682 You love me a lot. 631 00:48:51,926 --> 00:48:56,206 But you don't know how many lives are attached to mine. 632 00:48:57,512 --> 00:49:01,952 I'm marrying Rahul because I need money for Sunil's treatment. 633 00:49:03,695 --> 00:49:07,800 Rahul is a rich NRI. From New York. 634 00:49:07,935 --> 00:49:13,840 Why do you have to go far? lam here. I'll take care of you. 635 00:49:13,865 --> 00:49:17,212 Sunil too. I promise you. I'll make it real big. 636 00:49:17,694 --> 00:49:24,270 And if you don't.. ? - More chances of that happening. 637 00:49:28,718 --> 00:49:30,728 Have you ever seen him? 638 00:49:32,828 --> 00:49:34,483 What if he turns out to be ugly? 639 00:49:40,036 --> 00:49:41,596 Tell me something.. 640 00:49:42,895 --> 00:49:45,615 Why did you decide this only today? 641 00:49:47,989 --> 00:49:53,149 You don't know I was.. - In such a dilemma? 642 00:49:54,862 --> 00:49:57,553 "Yes, I was in a dilemma." 643 00:49:58,766 --> 00:50:00,715 Torn between my love and my family. 644 00:50:01,410 --> 00:50:05,130 But now you know your family is most important. 645 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:14,208 We thought you'd become a big pop star. - Like? 646 00:50:14,795 --> 00:50:17,275 Michael Jackson. - Michael Jackson! 647 00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:21,108 That's what you thought? 648 00:50:21,722 --> 00:50:25,322 I couldn't even become the Daler Mehendi of the poor! 649 00:50:29,441 --> 00:50:32,881 I am sorry, Prem. Forgive me. 650 00:50:35,430 --> 00:50:37,430 On one condition. 651 00:50:38,097 --> 00:50:43,156 "Tell your NRI Rahul, all that I spent on our marriage.. " 652 00:50:43,236 --> 00:50:47,300 Which didn't take place. Rs 53000. I want a refund of that money. 653 00:50:47,325 --> 00:50:49,205 Before you get married. 654 00:51:02,547 --> 00:51:03,787 No chance at all? 655 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,800 I love you! 656 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:13,438 I love you too! 657 00:51:16,259 --> 00:51:19,115 Take care. 658 00:51:38,590 --> 00:51:39,630 What happened? 659 00:51:44,069 --> 00:51:45,429 She's not coming? 660 00:51:46,735 --> 00:51:50,935 You were right. - The holy books can't be wrong. 661 00:51:51,529 --> 00:51:55,209 I too wasn't wrong. I loved her. 662 00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,640 And now she's marrying a rich man. - These are games played by God. 663 00:52:01,626 --> 00:52:05,066 "If He breaks up pairs, He also makes them." 664 00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:08,679 I'm sure He has thought of something for you. 665 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:14,680 You'll see a girl must be waiting for you somewhere. 666 00:52:34,265 --> 00:52:35,505 "Come, Priya." 667 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,391 Prem still hasn't returned? 668 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:47,640 No. He's completely shattered since his marriage broke off. 669 00:52:48,106 --> 00:52:49,986 He has taken to drink. - Yes Priya. 670 00:52:50,349 --> 00:52:54,586 Last night he was so drunk he didn't know who is what! 671 00:52:54,736 --> 00:52:57,906 He thought I was Michael and Michael was me! Thank God I.. 672 00:52:57,986 --> 00:52:59,146 Vinod, will you please shut up? 673 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,933 Don't publicise the fact that my brother is an alcoholic! 674 00:53:04,036 --> 00:53:05,196 And he has started drinking. 675 00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:12,362 "Isn't this very wrong, Tiger?" 676 00:53:12,730 --> 00:53:14,730 "Yes, very wrong." 677 00:53:15,433 --> 00:53:18,433 India lost the match by 7 wickets! 678 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,068 India lost the match? Yes.. 679 00:53:23,093 --> 00:53:27,518 What did you think? I'm referring to my broken marriage? 680 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,261 No.. I've forgotten it. - You will forget. 681 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:36,695 It's my marriage that broke! You will say everything happens for the best. 682 00:53:36,845 --> 00:53:39,005 But for whose good? 683 00:53:41,059 --> 00:53:44,644 What are you doing? - Breaking ice. 684 00:53:44,771 --> 00:53:49,451 "My heart is broken, and you're breaking ice? Put it down!" 685 00:53:50,742 --> 00:53:52,196 Silence! 686 00:53:53,346 --> 00:53:53,971 Thank you! 687 00:53:54,082 --> 00:53:58,652 Have a sip and cool down. - What a friend you are! 688 00:53:58,795 --> 00:54:02,663 "Making me drink! You should be saying, Prem, don't drink." 689 00:54:02,743 --> 00:54:07,520 Yes. Don't drink. - You will say that! Don't drink! 690 00:54:07,715 --> 00:54:10,798 "What do you care? My marriage broke off, not yours." 691 00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:12,975 What would you know of the pain of breaking off? 692 00:54:13,055 --> 00:54:18,209 "Good grief! Now what do I say? - Tell me, what this is." 693 00:54:18,725 --> 00:54:24,470 Don't you know? - I do but I want you to tell me. 694 00:54:24,706 --> 00:54:29,266 It's a glass. - Wrong. That's me. Empty. 695 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:34,550 And what is this? - Whisky. 696 00:54:34,784 --> 00:54:39,810 Wrong. This is Nisha. Now tell me what is this? 697 00:54:39,882 --> 00:54:43,685 I don't know. Really. - You should know this much. 698 00:54:43,710 --> 00:54:44,358 I don't know! 699 00:54:44,470 --> 00:54:46,774 It's the rich man. - Rich man? 700 00:54:46,932 --> 00:54:50,677 "When this meets this, whose will it be?" 701 00:54:50,749 --> 00:54:55,486 Obviously the rich man's. - Does this glass appear rich to you? 702 00:54:55,714 --> 00:54:59,074 You've had too much to drink! - Me.. ? 703 00:55:02,113 --> 00:55:04,900 Are you listening to us? 704 00:55:05,799 --> 00:55:07,078 You break ice! 705 00:55:08,142 --> 00:55:09,222 Let's see how you break ice. 706 00:55:10,521 --> 00:55:11,601 Wrong! 707 00:55:12,992 --> 00:55:16,792 "There's this girl, Nisha. She breaks hearts very well." 708 00:55:17,441 --> 00:55:20,201 Learn from her how to break ice! 709 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:27,032 Let's go home. To my house! - What for? Am I on the streets? 710 00:55:27,186 --> 00:55:30,217 Don't I have a home? - Then let's go to your house. 711 00:55:32,127 --> 00:55:36,657 Who is in my house? Am I married? No. 712 00:55:37,104 --> 00:55:40,214 "Ice! Are you married? - No, sir." 713 00:55:40,331 --> 00:55:46,555 "Then today I pray, you get married. May your wife resemble Sribaby." 714 00:55:46,737 --> 00:55:50,082 And may the first three of your kids look like Tiger! 715 00:55:50,162 --> 00:55:52,522 Thank you, sir! - Shut up and break ice! 716 00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:53,528 What is he saying! 717 00:55:54,787 --> 00:56:00,092 From 8 last night to 5 this evening! I'm fed up! Let's go. 718 00:56:00,117 --> 00:56:04,125 Why go when we have to return in 3 hours? 719 00:56:04,150 --> 00:56:07,095 We'll freshen up. - For whom? 720 00:56:07,347 --> 00:56:10,027 These guys don't mind and I don't have anyone. 721 00:56:11,359 --> 00:56:16,279 "Isn't it very wrong? - Yes, my man, it's very wrong!" 722 00:56:17,023 --> 00:56:21,493 What are you referring to? - The cricket match. 723 00:56:21,573 --> 00:56:26,278 "You're bothered about the match? Here, your pal's marriage broke off!" 724 00:56:26,303 --> 00:56:30,192 And you talk of cricket matches? - What can I say? What? 725 00:56:30,295 --> 00:56:34,440 Tell me what this is. - That's you. 726 00:56:34,552 --> 00:56:38,195 This is me? Wrong. I'm not so thin. 727 00:56:38,275 --> 00:56:42,007 And what is this? - Nisha.. ? 728 00:56:42,071 --> 00:56:45,491 "No, peanut! You're so stupid. - I see. But you know all?" 729 00:56:45,516 --> 00:56:46,621 Yes. - What is this? 730 00:56:47,194 --> 00:56:49,259 Don't you know? - I want to hear it from you. 731 00:56:49,284 --> 00:56:52,524 "It's a gram. - No, this is me!" 732 00:56:52,609 --> 00:56:56,209 And like this gram I've had it! I'll hit you with this! 733 00:56:57,403 --> 00:57:01,268 The mother equals God. - The mother equals God. 734 00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:05,413 The mother equals God. 735 00:57:06,370 --> 00:57:10,616 Do you know the meaning? - You never told us. 736 00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:15,779 This means the mother is akin to God. 737 00:57:16,017 --> 00:57:19,362 Serve and look after her. She shouldn't undergo suffering. 738 00:57:19,387 --> 00:57:22,827 And if somebody hurts her.. ? - Beat them. 739 00:57:24,165 --> 00:57:25,005 Thrash them. 740 00:57:26,283 --> 00:57:28,963 But protect your mother. 741 00:57:29,108 --> 00:57:32,173 Do what? - Protect mother. 742 00:57:32,198 --> 00:57:35,918 Mother is equal to God. - Mother is equal to God. 743 00:57:35,943 --> 00:57:39,409 The mother equals God. - The mother equals God. 744 00:57:47,486 --> 00:57:47,935 Come on! 745 00:57:48,087 --> 00:57:51,087 Mummy! Mummy! 746 00:57:51,203 --> 00:57:54,168 What's it? - Uncle usually takes liquor with soda 747 00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:56,880 Right. So? - Today he's given it up. 748 00:57:58,630 --> 00:58:02,096 He gave up liquor? - No. Soda. 749 00:58:02,252 --> 00:58:06,132 Now he's drinking directly from the bottle! 750 00:58:06,703 --> 00:58:10,063 I think his drinking capacity has increased. 751 00:58:14,813 --> 00:58:17,453 I don't understand what to do about Prem's drinking. 752 00:58:18,354 --> 00:58:20,954 I have an idea. - Idea! Oh! 753 00:58:21,184 --> 00:58:22,384 Tell us. Quick! 754 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,120 What? - Come here. 755 00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:28,918 Great! 756 00:58:30,421 --> 00:58:31,206 Okay? 757 00:58:31,381 --> 00:58:33,261 Yes. - Yes. 758 00:58:33,732 --> 00:58:35,252 But I'll go in first. 759 00:58:39,298 --> 00:58:40,599 Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! 760 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,520 I too want a peg. - No. Why? 761 00:58:44,272 --> 00:58:47,259 My heart is broken. What's wrong with you? 762 00:58:47,356 --> 00:58:49,502 My heart too is broken. - How? 763 00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:50,760 By Neelu's foul tongue. 764 00:58:50,785 --> 00:58:52,890 My sister! - My wife! 765 00:58:52,915 --> 00:58:54,116 Okay! No problem! Take! 766 00:58:54,141 --> 00:58:56,381 No! It's bad for health! 767 00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:00,702 Then why do you drink? - None of your business. 768 00:59:00,850 --> 00:59:03,770 "I too want a drink, Prem." 769 00:59:08,310 --> 00:59:11,792 My heart is broken. What's wrong with you? 770 00:59:11,868 --> 00:59:15,007 My heart too is broken. - How? 771 00:59:15,313 --> 00:59:19,297 The cost of gas cylinders has gone up. So also vegetables! 772 00:59:19,456 --> 00:59:22,856 I'm fed up of inflation! Make me also a drink. 773 00:59:25,442 --> 00:59:28,109 Sorry. Whisky too has gone up. 774 00:59:28,252 --> 00:59:30,837 "Uncle! - Hello, Michael." 775 00:59:30,894 --> 00:59:33,054 Make us too a peg. 776 00:59:33,523 --> 00:59:36,192 What happened to you? - I failed in History. 777 00:59:36,317 --> 00:59:38,005 I failed in Maths. - So.. ? 778 00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:41,286 The teacher scolded me so much.. - That it broke my heart! 779 00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:44,711 Now quickly make us a peg. - Eat almonds then. 780 00:59:45,086 --> 00:59:48,095 Hello! - Hello! 781 00:59:48,144 --> 00:59:51,291 Can you give me 2 spoons of whisky? I've run out of stock. 782 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:54,099 Just 2 spoons? I have a full.. 783 00:59:59,358 --> 01:00:00,798 I'll return it tomorrow. 784 01:00:05,031 --> 01:00:06,827 Was this your idea? 785 01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:08,250 Yours? 786 01:00:09,550 --> 01:00:12,566 Sister Neelu! Brother-in-law! 787 01:00:12,634 --> 01:00:13,874 No! 788 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:31,712 You're making fun of my marriage breaking up! 789 01:00:32,705 --> 01:00:35,505 Prem hates you! 790 01:00:36,169 --> 01:00:37,769 Tiger! - Prem! 791 01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:39,155 Tiger! - Prem, stop! 792 01:00:41,733 --> 01:00:43,293 Shut up! 793 01:00:43,778 --> 01:00:47,058 I'll chop you into tiny pieces and throw them in the Ganges! 794 01:00:47,693 --> 01:00:50,053 I gave you 10000 bucks last week. What happened to them? 795 01:00:51,239 --> 01:00:55,344 "Got spent. - Spent! I'm a priest, not a smuggler!" 796 01:00:55,535 --> 01:00:59,215 Expense on expense! Child after child! 797 01:00:59,538 --> 01:01:03,428 Shut up! I hate your face! I'll send you back home! 798 01:01:03,453 --> 01:01:05,219 Listen.. - Shut up! 799 01:01:05,562 --> 01:01:10,776 "On our marriage your Dad said, get married, I'll give you a mobike." 800 01:01:10,887 --> 01:01:15,287 A colour TV. A computer! What did he give me? Trash bin! 801 01:01:15,722 --> 01:01:21,913 I please the stars but Saturn.. But Saturn is in my house! 802 01:01:22,016 --> 01:01:26,760 Unlucky jinx! I hate you! 803 01:01:26,839 --> 01:01:30,563 I'll throw you into the well! Like a snake on my body! 804 01:01:30,588 --> 01:01:33,068 And sucking the blood out of me! 805 01:01:34,494 --> 01:01:36,787 What are you doing? 806 01:01:36,812 --> 01:01:39,717 Stop! Why are you beating me? 807 01:01:39,932 --> 01:01:41,876 Mother is equal to God! 808 01:01:41,901 --> 01:01:45,923 Leave him. - Mother is equal to God! 809 01:01:53,262 --> 01:01:55,902 I don't think Prem will come home tonight. 810 01:01:56,364 --> 01:02:01,924 "He will. I'm sure. - Yes, with the milkman in the morning" 811 01:02:03,148 --> 01:02:05,166 Priest! - Ponga priest. 812 01:02:05,369 --> 01:02:07,569 "See, he's come. Arrived well before the milkman." 813 01:02:10,089 --> 01:02:12,564 Drunkard Number 1! 814 01:02:12,589 --> 01:02:15,549 Priest! - Bless you. 815 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,269 Priest.. - What's the matter? 816 01:02:19,327 --> 01:02:22,312 Where's your wife? - At her parents' place. 817 01:02:22,337 --> 01:02:23,583 With whom? - The kids. 818 01:02:23,693 --> 01:02:26,445 Who is the woman inside? - I'll curse you! 819 01:02:26,768 --> 01:02:29,538 "No, give us wine instead." 820 01:02:29,563 --> 01:02:31,734 "Morning and night, give us wine! - Let me go in." 821 01:02:31,759 --> 01:02:34,679 Where are you going? 822 01:02:52,888 --> 01:02:54,048 Hi, girls! 823 01:03:01,437 --> 01:03:04,360 "This girl, Mona will.. 824 01:03:04,585 --> 01:03:09,145 ..replace Kajol and Madhuri." 825 01:03:10,376 --> 01:03:11,936 No question. - Why? 826 01:03:12,035 --> 01:03:13,515 I won't permit it. 827 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:17,299 You are a good man! - Yeah! 828 01:03:17,418 --> 01:03:19,607 Mona is a good man! 829 01:03:19,656 --> 01:03:22,740 But the neighbour.. - The one in red? 830 01:03:22,827 --> 01:03:26,107 Bad girl. Know why? - Why? 831 01:03:27,002 --> 01:03:33,842 Because she pokes fun at my broken heart and marriage. 832 01:03:34,241 --> 01:03:37,374 "She asks me, 2 spoons whisky!" 833 01:03:37,399 --> 01:03:39,399 How mean! - You.. 834 01:03:39,925 --> 01:03:44,165 You think I'm whisky? Yes.. ? 835 01:03:44,274 --> 01:03:48,112 I'm a bottle full! I'll come and show you.. 836 01:03:48,849 --> 01:03:51,689 Mona! Mona, wait! Mona! 837 01:03:52,602 --> 01:03:54,516 You're laughing? You made mine go away. 838 01:03:54,702 --> 01:03:59,218 Mine has run away. My chapter is closed. 839 01:03:59,279 --> 01:04:00,479 Your chapter is open. 840 01:04:01,295 --> 01:04:04,054 Mona! Hey, baby! 841 01:04:11,494 --> 01:04:12,454 Drunkards! 842 01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:15,516 Your dad and Mom are drunk! 843 01:04:15,541 --> 01:04:17,861 Don't take my mother's name! - You are a drunkard! 844 01:04:18,596 --> 01:04:19,276 Kick. 845 01:04:20,169 --> 01:04:21,889 Turn and kick! 846 01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:26,238 He fell down! 847 01:04:31,988 --> 01:04:34,428 Okay! Boss! See you in the office tomorrow! 848 01:04:34,586 --> 01:04:35,586 See you tomorrow! - In the office! 849 01:04:35,837 --> 01:04:37,850 Bye, man! Take care! - Be cool! Be cool! 850 01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:40,595 All right! Cool! - Be cool! I love you! 851 01:04:53,155 --> 01:04:54,435 Brother-in-law.. 852 01:04:55,567 --> 01:04:57,127 Haven't slept as yet? 853 01:04:58,952 --> 01:05:00,552 Late night is bad for health! 854 01:05:01,258 --> 01:05:03,138 "Go to bed, Prem." 855 01:05:04,804 --> 01:05:07,084 I'll do as brother-in-law says. 856 01:05:08,490 --> 01:05:11,450 "Sister, I'll tell you something." 857 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:18,980 Actually you are my sister. But you're like my mother. 858 01:05:21,354 --> 01:05:25,674 You're my Neelu sister mummy. 859 01:05:26,436 --> 01:05:29,036 Good night, Neelu sister mummy. I have got to go. 860 01:05:32,234 --> 01:05:35,675 Get up. I can't lift you. 861 01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:38,541 Brother-in-law! I am sorry! I am sorry, brother-in-law! Sorry! 862 01:05:38,636 --> 01:05:39,556 Come! 863 01:05:46,946 --> 01:05:50,466 Uncle.. mummy is like boiling water! 864 01:05:50,577 --> 01:05:51,857 Boiling water! 865 01:05:52,105 --> 01:05:55,345 What's going on in this house? You come in at any time! 866 01:05:55,589 --> 01:05:57,629 Hands and legs falling all over! 867 01:05:58,476 --> 01:06:01,636 "Brother-in-law, I think she's referring to me." 868 01:06:01,766 --> 01:06:05,316 "No, dear brother. I'm referring to my husband!" 869 01:06:05,363 --> 01:06:09,387 Are you listening? - But I came home in time last night. 870 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:13,414 You still have to hear this! Does life end when a girl leaves you? 871 01:06:13,439 --> 01:06:14,119 Girl? 872 01:06:14,599 --> 01:06:17,639 Did my parents leave you in my care for this day? 873 01:06:18,828 --> 01:06:21,708 You're talking about Prem! - Do you think I'm talking about you? 874 01:06:22,022 --> 01:06:23,167 Don't be so stupid! - No, no, no! 875 01:06:23,192 --> 01:06:26,912 "Why don't you do something? - What can I do? He's grown up, wise." 876 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:31,525 He was small when we got married. How often you'd thrash him. 877 01:06:31,660 --> 01:06:34,180 Now give him a belting. - Now.. ? 878 01:06:34,743 --> 01:06:35,423 Neelu! 879 01:06:37,353 --> 01:06:40,458 That was different. Muscles now.. - So you won't do anything? 880 01:06:40,483 --> 01:06:42,123 Nothing! Won't do anything? 881 01:06:43,209 --> 01:06:44,489 Then hear me out! 882 01:06:45,344 --> 01:06:49,740 "Henceforth there will be no crying, tension in this house!" 883 01:06:49,844 --> 01:06:53,830 I want happiness! I've organised a party on Sunday. 884 01:06:53,902 --> 01:06:56,855 I've invited everyone. We'll dance and sing.. 885 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:59,324 And he'll drink. - How will he drink? 886 01:06:59,517 --> 01:07:01,837 I found all the bottles he'd hidden. 887 01:07:02,030 --> 01:07:05,070 What are you doing? Leave my bottles! 888 01:07:08,536 --> 01:07:09,656 Sorry. 889 01:07:11,424 --> 01:07:15,144 Did I do something wrong? - No, you did well. 890 01:07:16,207 --> 01:07:18,127 Let's go organise the party. 891 01:07:27,016 --> 01:07:31,176 "Dance to your heart's content!" 892 01:07:35,022 --> 01:07:39,222 "Let's have merriment together." 893 01:07:42,832 --> 01:07:46,564 "Come with me! Amass the colours of the world." 894 01:07:46,589 --> 01:07:50,349 "And become bright." 895 01:07:50,374 --> 01:07:53,974 "Bright." 896 01:07:56,674 --> 01:08:06,332 "This world, this jamboree is of no use to me." 897 01:08:06,401 --> 01:08:09,906 "It's of no use to me." 898 01:08:09,931 --> 01:08:19,568 "This world, this jamboree is of no use to me." 899 01:08:19,593 --> 01:08:23,489 "It's of no use to me." 900 01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:25,948 "If you lie.." 901 01:08:26,028 --> 01:08:29,178 "If you lie, the crow will bite you." 902 01:08:29,305 --> 01:08:31,930 "Beware the black crow." 903 01:08:31,955 --> 01:08:36,638 "I will bring your bride. Just watch." 904 01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:41,954 "I will bring your bride. Just watch." 905 01:08:42,104 --> 01:08:44,072 "If you lie.." 906 01:08:46,032 --> 01:08:48,999 "Forget it. The ailment of love is not good." 907 01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:52,143 "Forget it. The ailment of love is not good." 908 01:08:52,168 --> 01:08:55,328 "Forget it. The ailment of love is not good." 909 01:08:55,353 --> 01:08:59,726 "Love makes you forget everything. You are in trouble." 910 01:09:17,992 --> 01:09:22,632 "It's not right to live here like a recluse." 911 01:09:22,835 --> 01:09:27,367 "So what if nobody is with you." 912 01:09:27,392 --> 01:09:32,272 "Love somebody. Take somebody's love." 913 01:09:32,395 --> 01:09:37,795 "This is the most adorable thing in the whole world." 914 01:09:39,325 --> 01:09:43,373 "My anguished heart sighs." 915 01:09:43,398 --> 01:09:45,759 "I was punished for loving." 916 01:09:45,784 --> 01:09:47,600 "What crime have I committed?" 917 01:09:47,625 --> 01:09:51,625 "I am ruined. I am ruined." 918 01:09:51,650 --> 01:09:56,090 "I am ruined in your love." 919 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:11,640 "Ant, I am sweet like jaggey." 920 01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:18,643 "If you want it, then come. Otherwise I will leave." 921 01:10:19,858 --> 01:10:25,538 "If you want it, then come. Otherwise I will leave." 922 01:10:33,403 --> 01:10:36,857 "Mother, look. Look, your son is becoming wayward." 923 01:10:36,882 --> 01:10:40,402 "Sister, look. Look, your brother is becoming wayward." 924 01:10:40,485 --> 01:10:43,768 "Make him give up drinking. Kick start his life." 925 01:10:43,849 --> 01:10:47,523 "Get him married. Find a bride for him." 926 01:10:47,770 --> 01:10:51,156 "Brother-in-law, look. Look, your brother-in-law is becoming wayward." 927 01:10:51,181 --> 01:10:54,402 "Sister, look. Look, your brother is becoming wayward." 928 01:10:54,427 --> 01:10:55,332 "Sister, look." 929 01:10:55,357 --> 01:10:58,477 "Look, your brother is becoming wayward." 930 01:10:59,740 --> 01:11:03,540 "My friend is no longer my friend." 931 01:11:04,184 --> 01:11:08,144 "My love is no longer my love." 932 01:11:08,341 --> 01:11:16,872 "Life, now I no longer trust you." 933 01:11:17,075 --> 01:11:21,450 "Now I no longer trust you." 934 01:11:21,475 --> 01:11:25,795 "My friend is no longer my friend." 935 01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:29,820 "My love is no longer my love." 936 01:11:48,314 --> 01:11:58,384 "Be it glass or heart, in the end it breaks." 937 01:11:58,457 --> 01:12:06,110 "It breaks. It breaks. It breaks." 938 01:12:06,199 --> 01:12:15,609 "Just as you are about to sip it, the ocean slips away." 939 01:12:15,728 --> 01:12:20,548 "It slips away. It slips away." 940 01:12:21,299 --> 01:12:22,659 How many of my bottles will you break? 941 01:12:23,505 --> 01:12:24,665 What right do you have? 942 01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:28,154 What do you mean to me? - What right do you have to scold me? 943 01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:32,820 "I mean nothing to you? Not friend, neighbour? Nothing?" 944 01:12:33,394 --> 01:12:37,834 But you're an uncle to these kids! How could you make them cry? 945 01:12:39,190 --> 01:12:44,030 And you're her brother. What right do you have to make her so sad? 946 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:48,680 "Tiger, can't you knock some sense into your friend?" 947 01:12:52,315 --> 01:12:56,795 All of us want to see you happy. But you're enjoying being sad. 948 01:12:57,510 --> 01:13:01,670 You are enjoying making all of us cry. 949 01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:06,271 Drink as much as you want. 950 01:13:06,739 --> 01:13:08,299 Nobody will stop you. 951 01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:09,915 I am sorry! 952 01:13:25,754 --> 01:13:28,834 Is somebody falling in love? 953 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:32,850 Is somebody falling in love? 954 01:13:33,154 --> 01:13:36,723 Is somebody falling in love? 955 01:13:36,919 --> 01:13:40,047 Is somebody falling in love? 956 01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:43,427 Is somebody falling in love? 957 01:13:43,644 --> 01:13:46,884 Is somebody falling in love? 958 01:13:47,701 --> 01:13:51,101 Is somebody falling in love? 959 01:13:51,370 --> 01:13:54,615 Is somebody falling in love? 960 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:58,200 Is somebody falling in love? 961 01:13:58,225 --> 01:14:00,875 Is somebody falling in love? 962 01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:02,820 Prem! Prem! 963 01:14:03,466 --> 01:14:04,993 Prem! Come quickly! - What happened? 964 01:14:05,683 --> 01:14:08,409 The tap broke and water is gushing from everywhere! 965 01:14:08,434 --> 01:14:10,352 I'm coming. - Hurry! 966 01:14:10,378 --> 01:14:13,418 "Prem, you go. - Careful. Water will be wet!" 967 01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:19,460 What happened? - Look. How the tap broke! 968 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:20,923 Don't worry! 969 01:14:24,378 --> 01:14:26,898 Mind blowing. You fixed it. 970 01:14:32,026 --> 01:14:34,906 Why are you dancing? Do something. 971 01:14:45,695 --> 01:14:46,720 Okay! - Okay! 972 01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:47,872 All right! 973 01:14:48,214 --> 01:14:49,143 Hello! - Yeah! 974 01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:50,168 Prem! 975 01:15:07,585 --> 01:15:09,985 Thank you! - You are welcome! 976 01:15:10,644 --> 01:15:11,844 You are welcome! 977 01:15:12,784 --> 01:15:15,744 Oh my God! What's happening to me? 978 01:15:16,815 --> 01:15:20,575 Tiger! Tiger! Tiger! Tiger! Tiger! Tiger! Tiger! 979 01:15:22,607 --> 01:15:26,527 What's with you? - I'm glad to see you happy. 980 01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:29,804 What's the matter? - I'm in love again. 981 01:15:30,172 --> 01:15:31,052 Really? 982 01:15:31,721 --> 01:15:35,761 But I don't know if it's right or wrong to fall in love so fast. 983 01:15:36,725 --> 01:15:40,485 Everything is right in love. For long you lived with a broken heart. 984 01:15:40,824 --> 01:15:43,424 You must fall in love with an open heart. But with whom? 985 01:15:44,218 --> 01:15:45,208 The one there. 986 01:15:47,463 --> 01:15:48,903 What's wrong with you? - Why? 987 01:15:49,115 --> 01:15:51,300 "Your taste has deteriorated. - No, it's good. Why?" 988 01:15:51,325 --> 01:15:53,645 With the servant? She looks good. But.. 989 01:15:53,758 --> 01:15:55,158 Have you gone mad! Servant! 990 01:15:55,421 --> 01:15:57,221 Then? - I was.. 991 01:15:58,119 --> 01:15:59,039 With the owner. 992 01:16:00,564 --> 01:16:02,404 You! She is mine! 993 01:16:02,660 --> 01:16:03,917 Not her. - Then? 994 01:16:04,262 --> 01:16:06,302 Priya. 995 01:16:08,704 --> 01:16:10,262 Yeah! - You mean Priya and you! 996 01:16:10,287 --> 01:16:11,807 Yeah. - And Mona and me. 997 01:16:11,832 --> 01:16:14,272 Yeah! - Yeah! 998 01:16:15,650 --> 01:16:18,191 What's the matter? Yes? 999 01:16:18,784 --> 01:16:21,224 What's the matter? Tell me or I'll curse you! 1000 01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:24,447 He's in love. - In love? 1001 01:16:24,615 --> 01:16:26,535 With whom? - Priya. 1002 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,605 "Didn't I tell you, you would fall in love?" 1003 01:16:29,709 --> 01:16:32,549 You'll get married and have 10 kids.. 1004 01:16:32,926 --> 01:16:35,794 "Of all, how many will be girls and how many boys?" 1005 01:16:35,858 --> 01:16:39,114 That's a trifle difficult but they will call you Papa. 1006 01:16:39,139 --> 01:16:43,211 And address him as uncle. My fees? - Here are your fees. 1007 01:16:43,236 --> 01:16:44,535 My fees! - Take this! 1008 01:16:44,798 --> 01:16:48,325 Be happy. Keep giving me good news. - Hey you! 1009 01:16:48,350 --> 01:16:50,382 I'll curse you! 1010 01:16:50,632 --> 01:16:52,097 My scarf.. - Priest.. 1011 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,088 I'll curse you! - Gives more of curses than blessings. 1012 01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:00,527 Lost.. in thoughts of Priya? 1013 01:17:01,457 --> 01:17:03,457 Did she say she loves you? 1014 01:17:04,283 --> 01:17:07,443 She didn't but I see it in her eyes. 1015 01:17:08,021 --> 01:17:10,101 Love is blind. 1016 01:17:10,747 --> 01:17:14,587 Say I love you with your mouth. Hear I love you with your ears. 1017 01:17:14,834 --> 01:17:17,154 Propose to her. Talk of marriage. 1018 01:17:22,799 --> 01:17:23,999 Priya! - Hi! 1019 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,883 You asked me not to tell anyone Out of the blue you called me here. 1020 01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:35,017 What's this about? - About love. I'm in love. 1021 01:17:35,705 --> 01:17:37,149 Really? - Yes. 1022 01:17:37,174 --> 01:17:39,454 Who is she? - I can't tell. 1023 01:17:41,438 --> 01:17:44,478 But does the girl know you love her? 1024 01:17:44,974 --> 01:17:47,534 I see it in her eyes. What do you think? 1025 01:17:48,584 --> 01:17:51,434 How can I tell? I haven't seen the girl. 1026 01:17:51,682 --> 01:17:54,201 You'll have to ask her. - That's what I'm doing. 1027 01:17:54,569 --> 01:17:58,920 "What? - Suppose, assume you are the girl." 1028 01:17:59,235 --> 01:18:02,955 I love you very much. And I want to marry you. 1029 01:18:07,293 --> 01:18:10,813 Don't laugh. Accept it. - How can I accept so fast? 1030 01:18:11,298 --> 01:18:14,839 You'll have to say something else. Something more. Come on. 1031 01:18:14,927 --> 01:18:15,967 Don't be nervous! 1032 01:18:16,322 --> 01:18:17,362 Let me hold your hand. 1033 01:18:19,321 --> 01:18:20,081 Priya! 1034 01:18:21,745 --> 01:18:23,465 I will be the best husband in the world. 1035 01:18:23,901 --> 01:18:25,341 Really? - Yeah. 1036 01:18:25,537 --> 01:18:27,537 But I have one condition for marriage. 1037 01:18:28,652 --> 01:18:32,201 I will work. You will raise the kids at home. 1038 01:18:32,303 --> 01:18:34,539 Looking after kids is a full time job. 1039 01:18:35,286 --> 01:18:37,961 "We don't have to plan the family. 10, 12, 20 kids.. " 1040 01:18:37,986 --> 01:18:40,266 Enough! - How many do you want? 1041 01:18:40,530 --> 01:18:42,890 Only 2. A son and a daughter. 1042 01:18:43,072 --> 01:18:46,152 I've even thought of their names. Tiku and Tikati. 1043 01:18:46,267 --> 01:18:47,627 How sweet. - Yeah. 1044 01:18:48,238 --> 01:18:50,558 We'll make Tiku Sachin Tendulkar. 1045 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:54,084 Now he'll break window panes. Tomorrow the world records. 1046 01:18:54,132 --> 01:18:55,474 Wow! - Yeah! 1047 01:18:55,585 --> 01:18:58,025 What about the girl? 1048 01:18:58,613 --> 01:19:02,613 Don't worry about her. She is now married. 1049 01:19:02,783 --> 01:19:06,103 She's got 4 kids. She's very happy with our son-in-law. 1050 01:19:07,006 --> 01:19:08,926 Will this happen? - Sure. 1051 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:13,520 Your style of proposing is different. 1052 01:19:14,306 --> 01:19:16,906 I'm in a hurry. - So am I. 1053 01:19:17,062 --> 01:19:18,862 So we'll meet tomorrow. 1054 01:19:20,099 --> 01:19:22,379 "My place, at 4. - Over tea." 1055 01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:23,387 For tea! - Okay! Done! 1056 01:19:23,412 --> 01:19:24,412 Okay. 1057 01:19:24,638 --> 01:19:25,398 Bye! 1058 01:19:28,323 --> 01:19:30,683 You mean she too loves you? 1059 01:19:34,341 --> 01:19:36,021 She's coming to tea at 4:pm 1060 01:19:36,657 --> 01:19:37,817 Really! 1061 01:19:38,318 --> 01:19:40,998 You are fixed. What about me? 1062 01:19:41,389 --> 01:19:44,469 Have patience. Your dream too will come true. 1063 01:19:46,603 --> 01:19:50,003 And we'll get married at the same venue. 1064 01:19:50,116 --> 01:19:53,058 Parem.. She's coming.. coming.. 1065 01:19:53,303 --> 01:19:54,543 She's here. 1066 01:19:57,159 --> 01:19:58,319 Hi, Prem! Hi, Tiger! - Hi! 1067 01:19:58,372 --> 01:20:00,692 Hi! Congratulations! 1068 01:20:03,399 --> 01:20:04,559 You already know? 1069 01:20:04,742 --> 01:20:06,382 Congrats! - Thank you! 1070 01:20:07,113 --> 01:20:09,433 How did you find out? 1071 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:11,280 You know Prem doesn't keep things from me. 1072 01:20:12,288 --> 01:20:16,408 Strange. I didn't say a word yet you found out. 1073 01:20:17,428 --> 01:20:19,468 How can I not know what's in your heart? 1074 01:20:19,923 --> 01:20:21,483 How is it possible? - Wow! 1075 01:20:22,219 --> 01:20:24,459 But are you happy? - Yes! 1076 01:20:24,850 --> 01:20:26,090 Even I am very happy! 1077 01:20:26,672 --> 01:20:28,218 Tiger! - Yes! 1078 01:20:28,243 --> 01:20:30,987 And mine? - Why do you need a card? 1079 01:20:31,166 --> 01:20:34,318 What is this? - You tell me. 1080 01:20:34,816 --> 01:20:36,936 Did you tell sister? - No. 1081 01:20:37,088 --> 01:20:38,568 "Okay, I'll go tell her." 1082 01:20:38,892 --> 01:20:40,092 All right! 1083 01:20:41,383 --> 01:20:45,103 Great! Engagement card. Printed it so fast? 1084 01:20:48,481 --> 01:20:51,794 The girls and boys of today are very fast. Read on. 1085 01:20:51,834 --> 01:20:53,634 Of course! 1086 01:20:53,743 --> 01:20:56,481 You are cordially invited for the engagement ceremony of.. 1087 01:20:56,610 --> 01:20:59,649 ..Priya Sharma and Pre.. 1088 01:20:59,710 --> 01:21:03,430 Rahul! Rahul Pogalia! 1089 01:21:04,483 --> 01:21:06,483 Is your real name Rahul Pugaliya? 1090 01:21:08,913 --> 01:21:11,273 Read properly. It must be Prem. 1091 01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:16,955 You are cordially invited for the engagement ceremony of.. 1092 01:21:17,118 --> 01:21:21,718 ..Priya Sharma with.. Rahul Pogalia. 1093 01:21:27,381 --> 01:21:30,101 Your name is mentioned. But at the bottom. 1094 01:21:32,933 --> 01:21:35,973 Grand musical show by Prem and party. 1095 01:21:38,494 --> 01:21:40,374 You are singing at her engagement. 1096 01:21:58,649 --> 01:22:00,169 Engagement card? 1097 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:03,328 But you never mentioned anything. 1098 01:22:03,353 --> 01:22:07,513 "To give you a surprise. If I'd told you, you wouldn't be surprised." 1099 01:22:07,588 --> 01:22:09,148 A surprise should be a surprise. 1100 01:22:10,182 --> 01:22:12,142 Look at them. How shocked they are. 1101 01:22:25,503 --> 01:22:25,956 Prem! 1102 01:22:28,178 --> 01:22:32,458 Don't be offended that I printed your name without asking you. 1103 01:22:34,684 --> 01:22:37,964 Why are you looking like this? Don't I have the right? 1104 01:22:39,408 --> 01:22:40,181 Of course. 1105 01:22:40,551 --> 01:22:41,551 So sweet! 1106 01:22:41,681 --> 01:22:46,138 "But you must charge for singing. - No, how can I do that?" 1107 01:22:46,225 --> 01:22:47,785 Why not? 1108 01:22:47,929 --> 01:22:50,769 You tell him to charge double for the show. 1109 01:22:50,860 --> 01:22:54,380 My fiancee is a rich NRI. It won't matter to him. 1110 01:23:00,416 --> 01:23:02,416 Why is everyone quiet? 1111 01:23:04,154 --> 01:23:06,795 You surprised us with this good news. 1112 01:23:06,864 --> 01:23:08,104 That's a point. 1113 01:23:09,455 --> 01:23:11,335 Mummy too has come! 1114 01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:14,430 Hi, guys! - Hi! 1115 01:23:14,874 --> 01:23:17,243 This is Priya's Mummy. - Hello. 1116 01:23:17,268 --> 01:23:19,228 And this is.. - Prem? - Right. 1117 01:23:19,311 --> 01:23:22,223 "Priya told me lots about you. - Mom, forget them." 1118 01:23:22,248 --> 01:23:24,088 First meet Prem's sister and her husband. 1119 01:23:31,181 --> 01:23:36,269 You've taken good care of Priya. She's getting engaged here. 1120 01:23:36,370 --> 01:23:38,974 You will have to lend a helping hand. - Sure. 1121 01:23:39,007 --> 01:23:42,567 "Mother, do you have to say that? - Rahul is here!" 1122 01:23:49,432 --> 01:23:51,392 What looks! 1123 01:23:51,891 --> 01:23:55,051 Bad looks.. he looks so bad. 1124 01:24:16,375 --> 01:24:19,735 "This is my fiance, Rahul. And this is my best friend." 1125 01:24:21,502 --> 01:24:23,782 Hi! - Hello! 1126 01:24:30,955 --> 01:24:32,435 Too bad 1127 01:24:34,589 --> 01:24:38,109 Be brave. You still have a chance. 1128 01:24:38,523 --> 01:24:42,963 Sure. She's only engaged. Not married 1129 01:24:43,229 --> 01:24:47,269 "Then you'll say, "She's only married, she still doesn't have any kids" 1130 01:24:47,705 --> 01:24:50,264 Ice! Get ice! Get ice! Get ice! - Yes, sir! 1131 01:24:52,681 --> 01:24:54,481 Ice! - Yes, sir! 1132 01:24:55,445 --> 01:24:58,325 Did you get married today? - No sir 1133 01:24:58,864 --> 01:25:00,704 Are you celebrating New Year today? - No sir 1134 01:25:00,926 --> 01:25:04,486 Why are so many lights burning? Shut them off 1135 01:25:06,327 --> 01:25:10,919 Focus a spotlight on my broken heart 1136 01:25:11,815 --> 01:25:14,335 Hey! Hello! - Hi! 1137 01:25:14,667 --> 01:25:16,870 Let me shake her hand. - Did I ever made that mistake? 1138 01:25:16,994 --> 01:25:19,074 I didn't either. - My point 1139 01:25:19,099 --> 01:25:25,233 The world is like a stage. God is the director. And we're actors 1140 01:25:25,406 --> 01:25:27,618 Where's the audience? - That's the suspense 1141 01:25:27,643 --> 01:25:29,562 "Tell me, what's this?" 1142 01:25:29,749 --> 01:25:30,789 Round table. 1143 01:25:30,890 --> 01:25:36,075 "No! It's a chess board. - Yes, chess board" 1144 01:25:36,233 --> 01:25:39,378 And what is this? - Carrot 1145 01:25:39,403 --> 01:25:45,942 No. Our chess Queen. My beloved Priya 1146 01:25:46,071 --> 01:25:49,056 "Tell me, what's this? - A pea" 1147 01:25:49,112 --> 01:25:54,552 No. Rahul our knight. He moves two and a half squares 1148 01:25:54,878 --> 01:25:57,678 What's this? - That.. ? 1149 01:25:57,821 --> 01:26:00,901 I don't know. - What? 1150 01:26:01,129 --> 01:26:03,769 Have you forgotten your childhood friend? 1151 01:26:04,768 --> 01:26:11,368 That's me. Someone as insignificant as radishes. And paled of shock! 1152 01:26:11,535 --> 01:26:12,975 How sad! 1153 01:26:13,606 --> 01:26:20,606 Imagine the carrot and the pea getting together? 1154 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:27,424 Carrot and radish! Now that's a pair! 1155 01:26:27,449 --> 01:26:30,089 Red and white. - Absolutely bright! 1156 01:26:30,687 --> 01:26:34,487 "People will say, look how deeply they are in love!" 1157 01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:35,937 Just like a salad. 1158 01:26:39,496 --> 01:26:45,766 But this is the match that lit the fire. - Match? 1159 01:26:45,870 --> 01:26:48,252 Not match. It's Ma! 1160 01:26:48,381 --> 01:26:50,590 Silent? - Silent! 1161 01:26:50,615 --> 01:26:53,575 Priya's mother. Greet her 1162 01:26:55,893 --> 01:26:56,969 Greet her 1163 01:26:57,133 --> 01:26:59,265 "Greetings, lady. - Keep drinking, son" 1164 01:26:59,290 --> 01:27:01,593 "Keep drinking! Thanks, model mom!" 1165 01:27:01,900 --> 01:27:04,059 But this one.. 1166 01:27:04,249 --> 01:27:10,249 ..she has never cared for the radish's love for the carrot! 1167 01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:13,040 She went ahead and printed invitations! 1168 01:27:13,409 --> 01:27:15,575 "And the radish, oh radish!" 1169 01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:17,360 Lost! 1170 01:27:17,590 --> 01:27:18,830 Oh no! 1171 01:27:19,772 --> 01:27:24,612 "My dear radish, the carrot and the pea are getting engaged tomorrow" 1172 01:27:25,769 --> 01:27:28,070 Don't you create a scene there. - I won't 1173 01:27:28,095 --> 01:27:30,381 Just stay mum. - Okay 1174 01:27:30,462 --> 01:27:32,542 My good boy! 1175 01:27:34,772 --> 01:27:36,012 Listen! 1176 01:27:36,397 --> 01:27:40,557 "When you're sad, have a drink. If you're happy, have a soup" 1177 01:27:41,303 --> 01:27:45,165 When in company of rich men the poor had better shut up! 1178 01:27:51,887 --> 01:27:52,912 Okay, look here! - Okay! 1179 01:27:52,937 --> 01:27:55,417 Very nice! All right! 1180 01:27:57,971 --> 01:27:58,971 Friends! 1181 01:28:00,158 --> 01:28:04,038 "For centuries, foreigners have invaded our country" 1182 01:28:04,141 --> 01:28:08,061 The most beautiful of our possessions they plundered and carried away.. 1183 01:28:08,123 --> 01:28:13,195 "the Koh-i-Noor, the Peacock Throne. And we couldn't do a thing." 1184 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:17,859 "Today too, it is an alien who takes away our Priya." 1185 01:28:17,884 --> 01:28:19,884 He is stealing her. But we say nothing 1186 01:28:20,344 --> 01:28:22,704 "Believe me, today we are.. " 1187 01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:27,380 very happy. Because the one who takes is close to us. And the one.. 1188 01:28:27,695 --> 01:28:30,135 being taken away is close to our hearts too 1189 01:28:30,537 --> 01:28:32,697 Mr. Rahul Phogalia! 1190 01:28:33,123 --> 01:28:35,228 It's not Phogalia! It's Pogalia! 1191 01:28:35,292 --> 01:28:36,851 Pogalia! Pogalia! Pogalia! 1192 01:28:36,993 --> 01:28:39,193 The great businessman from New York! 1193 01:28:39,693 --> 01:28:44,695 "He marries our dear friend Priya Sharma, turns her into a Foogaliya.. " 1194 01:28:44,739 --> 01:28:46,339 and he takes her away to New York forever! 1195 01:28:46,859 --> 01:28:48,382 Anyway, ladies and gentlemen! 1196 01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:50,935 Give them a big hand! And let's celebrate.. 1197 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:53,120 ..this beautiful holy occasion! 1198 01:28:53,511 --> 01:28:56,111 By beginning the ring ceremony! 1199 01:29:19,077 --> 01:29:20,477 Come. 1200 01:29:22,337 --> 01:29:26,629 Yeah! -No! 1201 01:29:26,654 --> 01:29:30,113 No! - Prem! No! 1202 01:29:30,138 --> 01:29:35,450 Prem! No! Prem, leave her! - Prem! 1203 01:29:35,475 --> 01:29:36,355 Prem, I love you! - Brother-in-law! 1204 01:29:37,685 --> 01:29:41,725 Brother-in-law! - Prem, leave her! 1205 01:29:44,013 --> 01:29:47,053 Prem, leave! - Prem! 1206 01:30:00,868 --> 01:30:05,348 Yeah! - Yeah! 1207 01:30:12,799 --> 01:30:13,639 Coming! 1208 01:30:17,551 --> 01:30:18,671 Thanks, Prem. 1209 01:30:40,820 --> 01:30:42,220 Congratulations! 1210 01:30:42,847 --> 01:30:46,527 "This won't do, Prem. You must say it with a song" 1211 01:30:48,289 --> 01:30:49,609 I can't sing 1212 01:30:49,762 --> 01:30:52,482 Why not? You were supposed to sing! 1213 01:30:53,861 --> 01:30:55,301 "Sorry, I'm not ready" 1214 01:30:55,648 --> 01:30:56,968 Come on, man! 1215 01:30:57,283 --> 01:31:00,243 What readiness do you need to sing for a friend during her engagement? 1216 01:31:00,648 --> 01:31:01,754 You are such a good singer, man! 1217 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,280 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 1218 01:31:03,593 --> 01:31:05,153 Come! Come! Come! Come! 1219 01:31:07,531 --> 01:31:08,811 Think this is your stage! 1220 01:31:09,961 --> 01:31:11,641 Now give us a lovely song 1221 01:31:11,726 --> 01:31:13,126 Please, man! Come on! 1222 01:31:16,495 --> 01:31:18,095 Prem, you are a strong man! 1223 01:31:18,514 --> 01:31:19,274 Please pick it up! 1224 01:31:19,874 --> 01:31:20,954 I will arrange a guitar for you. 1225 01:31:21,716 --> 01:31:23,196 Come on! Come on, buddy! Come on! 1226 01:31:24,185 --> 01:31:25,065 Guitar, please! 1227 01:31:25,327 --> 01:31:26,407 Yes, sir! 1228 01:31:28,606 --> 01:31:29,926 Thank you! - You are welcome! 1229 01:31:30,924 --> 01:31:33,084 Now we have a guitar! 1230 01:31:34,785 --> 01:31:36,985 "You'll sing now, won't you?" 1231 01:31:38,996 --> 01:31:40,076 Please! 1232 01:31:40,923 --> 01:31:42,283 Ladies and Gentlemen! 1233 01:31:42,896 --> 01:31:45,056 Please give a big hand to Mr. Prem Kapoor. 1234 01:31:45,116 --> 01:31:47,356 Yes! Come on! Yeah! 1235 01:31:54,566 --> 01:31:56,686 Hey, Prem! Come on! Sing, man! 1236 01:31:58,872 --> 01:32:00,352 I can't sing 1237 01:32:13,091 --> 01:32:17,051 Looks like Prem doesn't want to sing 1238 01:32:17,300 --> 01:32:18,260 Why not? 1239 01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:21,094 Hey, Prem! Come on! Sing! 1240 01:32:21,143 --> 01:32:22,503 Rahul, relax! 1241 01:32:23,351 --> 01:32:27,791 "Prem, if you don't want to sing, never mind. Come down" 1242 01:32:28,190 --> 01:32:28,950 "No, I'll sing" 1243 01:32:29,255 --> 01:32:31,615 Are you sure? - Yes. 1244 01:33:06,617 --> 01:33:11,003 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1245 01:33:11,420 --> 01:33:15,700 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1246 01:33:16,343 --> 01:33:20,786 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1247 01:33:21,257 --> 01:33:25,101 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1248 01:33:25,825 --> 01:33:30,425 "May you remain happy wherever you are!" 1249 01:33:30,577 --> 01:33:34,097 "This is my heartfelt prayer." 1250 01:33:35,714 --> 01:33:40,085 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1251 01:33:40,204 --> 01:33:44,444 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1252 01:33:44,851 --> 01:33:49,411 "May you remain happy wherever you are!" 1253 01:33:49,834 --> 01:33:53,394 "This is my heartfelt prayer." 1254 01:33:54,901 --> 01:33:59,220 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1255 01:33:59,394 --> 01:34:03,394 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1256 01:34:23,347 --> 01:34:27,907 "You found your beloved." 1257 01:34:27,932 --> 01:34:32,652 "And I lost a dear friend." 1258 01:34:32,955 --> 01:34:37,528 "You found your beloved." 1259 01:34:37,553 --> 01:34:42,153 "And I lost a dear friend." 1260 01:34:42,875 --> 01:34:47,291 "There are so many things to say, but so less time." 1261 01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:51,775 "All your memories, that first meeting." 1262 01:34:52,142 --> 01:34:55,502 "It will make me cry after you will depart." 1263 01:34:56,971 --> 01:35:01,691 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1264 01:35:01,752 --> 01:35:06,072 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1265 01:35:28,004 --> 01:35:32,657 "To meet and depart is in God's hand." 1266 01:35:32,682 --> 01:35:37,482 "Uniting and separating is all about destiny." 1267 01:35:37,640 --> 01:35:42,200 "To meet and depart is in God's hand." 1268 01:35:42,225 --> 01:35:46,985 "Uniting and separating is all about destiny." 1269 01:35:47,633 --> 01:35:52,054 "We all are just puppets. Accept this." 1270 01:35:52,145 --> 01:35:56,745 "Lovers have never accepted defeat." 1271 01:35:56,924 --> 01:36:00,644 "Have faith, my friend." 1272 01:36:02,043 --> 01:36:06,392 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1273 01:36:06,767 --> 01:36:10,887 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1274 01:36:49,749 --> 01:36:54,348 "Everybody said what they wanted to say." 1275 01:36:54,522 --> 01:36:59,261 "Nobody knows what lies in my heart." 1276 01:36:59,286 --> 01:37:03,886 "Everybody said what they wanted to say." 1277 01:37:04,076 --> 01:37:08,676 "Nobody knows what lies in your heart." 1278 01:37:09,162 --> 01:37:13,747 "Nobody knows what you all mean to me." 1279 01:37:13,772 --> 01:37:18,358 "The past moments, the happy events." 1280 01:37:18,383 --> 01:37:21,863 "How can I forget all that?" 1281 01:37:23,615 --> 01:37:28,194 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1282 01:37:28,219 --> 01:37:32,577 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1283 01:37:32,843 --> 01:37:37,403 "May you remain happy wherever you are!" 1284 01:37:37,574 --> 01:37:41,174 "This is my heartfelt prayer." 1285 01:37:42,774 --> 01:37:47,498 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1286 01:37:47,555 --> 01:37:51,915 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1287 01:37:52,392 --> 01:37:57,177 "O Priya! O Priya! Priya!" 1288 01:37:57,202 --> 01:38:01,962 "There is no girl like you, Priya." 1289 01:38:18,887 --> 01:38:21,527 Prem! Prem! 1290 01:38:22,284 --> 01:38:23,484 Hi! 1291 01:38:29,602 --> 01:38:30,682 What is my mistake? 1292 01:38:30,923 --> 01:38:32,243 You didn't do anything wrong. 1293 01:38:33,131 --> 01:38:35,251 Then why did all this happen? That too for the second time! 1294 01:38:36,305 --> 01:38:38,905 Shall I tell you something? You won't believe it. 1295 01:38:39,916 --> 01:38:43,036 Before marriage 9 girls had rejected me! 1296 01:38:43,593 --> 01:38:46,273 Yes! Somebody said I have a long nose! 1297 01:38:46,408 --> 01:38:48,008 Somebody said I have a fat tummy! 1298 01:38:48,903 --> 01:38:50,783 Somebody said I have huge bumps! 1299 01:38:51,988 --> 01:38:57,428 Still.. a girl entered my life.. who saw my heart. 1300 01:38:58,886 --> 01:39:00,166 Your sister. 1301 01:39:01,544 --> 01:39:04,504 And today I have all the happiness in life. 1302 01:39:05,430 --> 01:39:10,492 Brother-in-law, if a fool like me can get such a nice girl.. 1303 01:39:10,706 --> 01:39:14,677 ..then why will you, meaning Prem of Prem and party not get a girl! 1304 01:39:14,702 --> 01:39:15,919 Brother-in-law! 1305 01:39:16,061 --> 01:39:20,009 You just ask! There will a queue of girls waiting to marry you! 1306 01:39:20,193 --> 01:39:22,114 Yes, uncle! Had I not been your niece,.. 1307 01:39:22,202 --> 01:39:22,961 ..then I would have married you right now! 1308 01:39:22,986 --> 01:39:26,786 Uncle.. if I had not been Michael Jackson.. .. 1309 01:39:27,105 --> 01:39:30,265 and I had been Madonna then I would have married you right now! 1310 01:39:30,407 --> 01:39:31,687 Prem! Don't worry! 1311 01:39:31,792 --> 01:39:34,105 You are so handsome that I too would have married you! - Yes! 1312 01:39:34,130 --> 01:39:36,383 You are so nice that I too would have married you! 1313 01:39:44,590 --> 01:39:48,750 Yes, Prem. Had I not been engaged then I would have surely married you! 1314 01:39:49,776 --> 01:39:50,776 So break your engagement. 1315 01:39:53,861 --> 01:39:56,141 This is what I like so much about you! 1316 01:39:56,651 --> 01:39:59,171 I don't know.. how will I live without you. 1317 01:39:59,710 --> 01:40:03,190 I don't know.. how I too will live without you. 1318 01:40:04,674 --> 01:40:05,474 Mad! 1319 01:40:21,812 --> 01:40:24,711 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday! January! February! March! 1320 01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:25,960 Hi! - Hi! 1321 01:40:26,153 --> 01:40:27,821 Hi, Prem! Hi, Tiger! - Oh! Hi! 1322 01:40:27,846 --> 01:40:29,231 What a surprise! - Hi, darling! 1323 01:40:29,256 --> 01:40:30,976 I have brought pickles for your younger sister! 1324 01:40:31,835 --> 01:40:32,795 But I don't have any younger sister. 1325 01:40:32,851 --> 01:40:33,851 This too doesn't have pickle. 1326 01:40:36,124 --> 01:40:39,286 Priest.. brother-in-law has send scissors for you! 1327 01:40:39,311 --> 01:40:39,976 Why? 1328 01:40:40,283 --> 01:40:41,843 If you made any mistake, I will cut your ponytail. 1329 01:40:42,435 --> 01:40:43,475 Priest! 1330 01:40:45,192 --> 01:40:46,089 Priest! - Priest! 1331 01:40:46,114 --> 01:40:47,714 Tell me! - Fix the wedding date! 1332 01:40:47,982 --> 01:40:52,062 Yes, yes! Quickly fix a nice date, priest! Come on! Come on! Come on! 1333 01:40:54,997 --> 01:40:56,307 Aunt. - Yes. 1334 01:40:56,427 --> 01:40:59,107 It's difficult to fix the wedding date. 1335 01:40:59,777 --> 01:41:02,097 But mother, everything was fine before engagement, wasn't it? 1336 01:41:02,122 --> 01:41:06,715 Yes! And priest, Rahul is returning to New York in the next month! 1337 01:41:06,867 --> 01:41:08,627 The marriage should take place by 30th anyhow. 1338 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:10,799 There must be some solution. 1339 01:41:10,887 --> 01:41:13,227 There are two evil planets on the way. 1340 01:41:13,262 --> 01:41:16,187 They have followed till here. 1341 01:41:16,315 --> 01:41:19,355 One is tall and the other is broad. 1342 01:41:19,425 --> 01:41:23,971 Fearing them, all the dates have gone into hiding in the jungle. 1343 01:41:24,016 --> 01:41:25,963 It means Priya will live in the jungle after marriage? 1344 01:41:26,189 --> 01:41:28,229 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 1345 01:41:28,254 --> 01:41:31,729 In this horoscope it's written that Priya might dwell in the jungle. 1346 01:41:32,028 --> 01:41:35,093 I saw exactly the same horoscope of Sita! 1347 01:41:35,118 --> 01:41:37,558 After marriage 14 years of exile! 1348 01:41:37,839 --> 01:41:39,464 Mother.. I won't go to live in the jungle. 1349 01:41:39,529 --> 01:41:40,969 Shut up! Nothing will happen! 1350 01:41:41,067 --> 01:41:43,012 What nonsense, Priya! All this doesn't happen! 1351 01:41:43,169 --> 01:41:45,337 It happens! It happens! It happens! It happens! 1352 01:41:45,362 --> 01:41:47,482 Here we are so tense about Priya's wedding. 1353 01:41:47,608 --> 01:41:49,408 And you are winking at me! Aren't you ashamed! 1354 01:41:49,507 --> 01:41:50,692 Try to understand! Try to understand! 1355 01:41:50,732 --> 01:41:52,172 What try to understand! I told you! 1356 01:41:52,258 --> 01:41:54,578 First I will become a star! Then I will fall in love! 1357 01:41:55,866 --> 01:41:56,946 Why are you laughing? 1358 01:41:57,162 --> 01:41:59,103 In the horoscope it's written that she can never become a star. 1359 01:41:59,293 --> 01:42:01,318 Very good! Very good! Very good! - Tiger! 1360 01:42:01,343 --> 01:42:03,086 Very bad! - Aunt! 1361 01:42:03,507 --> 01:42:05,907 Priest.. we want the marriage to take place as soon as possible. 1362 01:42:06,115 --> 01:42:07,315 Do something. 1363 01:42:07,380 --> 01:42:12,100 What to do, aunt? All the planets are infuriated. They are furious. 1364 01:42:12,578 --> 01:42:18,418 But.. what if we perform veneration to please the planets? 1365 01:42:18,985 --> 01:42:24,105 I mean.. calling a nice Brahman.. performing veneration.. 1366 01:42:24,356 --> 01:42:25,876 if we donate 5000-6000 rupees? 1367 01:42:26,234 --> 01:42:27,474 6000 rupees! 1368 01:42:27,618 --> 01:42:28,538 Yes! 1369 01:42:28,929 --> 01:42:33,502 Aunt.. I too am a Brahman. I am nice too. 1370 01:42:33,527 --> 01:42:39,287 If I get 6000 rupees, I will calm down all the planets. 1371 01:42:39,396 --> 01:42:40,996 Yes, aunt! He is a learned priest. 1372 01:42:41,794 --> 01:42:42,994 Do you remember the scissors? 1373 01:42:43,070 --> 01:42:47,070 You gave me 1500 rupees. She is offering me 6000 rupees. 1374 01:42:47,529 --> 01:42:49,142 I will pay you in instalments of 200 rupees. 1375 01:42:49,196 --> 01:42:50,735 I don't accept credit system. 1376 01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:51,606 I will cut your ponytail. 1377 01:42:51,765 --> 01:42:52,954 I will grow it again. 1378 01:42:53,073 --> 01:42:54,353 What is going on, priest? 1379 01:42:54,688 --> 01:42:58,248 I was trying to please the evil planets. 1380 01:42:58,457 --> 01:43:00,017 But will you fix the wedding date? 1381 01:43:00,171 --> 01:43:03,051 Surely, aunt! Money is very powerful! 1382 01:43:03,199 --> 01:43:04,839 The marriage will take place on 30th! 1383 01:43:09,949 --> 01:43:13,349 Good! The date is fixed! Prem! 1384 01:43:13,862 --> 01:43:14,577 Yes! 1385 01:43:14,670 --> 01:43:17,350 From today you will have to handle all the responsibilities of marriage! 1386 01:43:17,569 --> 01:43:19,089 Wow! - Yes. 1387 01:43:20,101 --> 01:43:21,922 Yes, aunt! Your daughter is like daughter-in-law of our family! - What? 1388 01:43:21,947 --> 01:43:24,017 Meaning wife.. she is like a kin! 1389 01:43:24,042 --> 01:43:25,922 Yes! - A kin! 1390 01:43:29,781 --> 01:43:32,141 Let's go! Let's go, priest! 1391 01:43:32,166 --> 01:43:33,671 I.. I will go walking. 1392 01:43:33,816 --> 01:43:34,816 We too are going walking. 1393 01:43:34,883 --> 01:43:36,577 If we walked together, then all of us will get tired. 1394 01:43:36,728 --> 01:43:39,313 We won't let you get tired! We will carry you! 1395 01:43:39,408 --> 01:43:41,842 You are carrying me! God will not spare both of you! 1396 01:43:41,953 --> 01:43:46,353 Priest, what food do you eat? 1397 01:43:46,378 --> 01:43:47,418 Oh my God! 1398 01:43:47,853 --> 01:43:49,478 I will curse both of you! 1399 01:43:49,644 --> 01:43:51,149 Bye, darling! - Bye! 1400 01:43:51,174 --> 01:43:52,374 Bye! - Bye! 1401 01:43:56,387 --> 01:43:58,023 Come on, Rahul! Hurry up! Quick! 1402 01:43:58,205 --> 01:43:59,086 What are you doing in the office? 1403 01:43:59,111 --> 01:44:00,831 First come with me! - But where? 1404 01:44:01,627 --> 01:44:03,747 Forgot? Today we have to do our wedding shopping! 1405 01:44:03,772 --> 01:44:04,917 Now don't ask whose marriage! 1406 01:44:04,988 --> 01:44:06,093 Listen! Listen! 1407 01:44:06,282 --> 01:44:08,122 Darling, inside an important meeting is going on! 1408 01:44:08,236 --> 01:44:10,076 I can't come! You go! Please! 1409 01:44:10,188 --> 01:44:11,503 Shall I go alone for shopping? 1410 01:44:11,528 --> 01:44:13,924 No, I mean, take somebody with you! Take some of your friend! 1411 01:44:14,229 --> 01:44:17,589 Mona or Prem! And take as much money as you want from the cashier. 1412 01:44:18,187 --> 01:44:22,231 Shop for me too. Please! Darling, please! Mr. Sharma! 1413 01:44:22,332 --> 01:44:23,474 Rahul! - Yes, sir! 1414 01:44:24,100 --> 01:44:26,740 Darling, listen to me. I am really sorry. I can't come. 1415 01:44:26,808 --> 01:44:29,006 Look, I am starting such a nice project in your name! 1416 01:44:29,132 --> 01:44:30,999 I can't come! I will see you in the evening! 1417 01:44:31,084 --> 01:44:32,897 Okay! Good girl! Bye! 1418 01:44:54,385 --> 01:44:54,985 Priya! 1419 01:44:55,297 --> 01:44:56,057 Hi, Prem! 1420 01:45:02,202 --> 01:45:03,322 What happened? 1421 01:45:03,611 --> 01:45:06,612 I.. I had to go for wedding shopping. 1422 01:45:06,962 --> 01:45:09,750 Rahul is busy. So I thought I will go with you. 1423 01:45:10,194 --> 01:45:12,114 But my luck! You too are busy! 1424 01:45:12,154 --> 01:45:13,874 Who said that I am busy? Let's go. 1425 01:45:14,178 --> 01:45:15,355 What about your rehearsal? 1426 01:45:15,718 --> 01:45:17,452 Cancelled! - Yeah! 1427 01:45:17,623 --> 01:45:18,204 Let's go! 1428 01:45:18,390 --> 01:45:19,590 Listen! - Bye! 1429 01:45:23,521 --> 01:45:25,481 Prem.. how are these earrings? 1430 01:45:25,506 --> 01:45:28,986 Very nice! But when you are buying.. then buy this one! 1431 01:45:29,577 --> 01:45:32,385 Diamonds! Because like true love, diamonds are forever! 1432 01:45:32,655 --> 01:45:33,620 Okay! Please pack this! 1433 01:45:33,730 --> 01:45:37,630 Pack 4-5 sets! Because her future husband is very rich! 1434 01:45:44,820 --> 01:45:45,570 Come. 1435 01:45:46,343 --> 01:45:48,755 Show me this. - Sure! 1436 01:45:53,282 --> 01:45:54,242 What's the price? 1437 01:45:55,241 --> 01:45:58,356 19,500 only! 1438 01:45:59,521 --> 01:46:00,561 Keep it back! 1439 01:46:01,943 --> 01:46:04,503 Buy it! It's made of gold! Gold! Gold! 1440 01:46:04,528 --> 01:46:05,438 Does it play? 1441 01:46:07,063 --> 01:46:08,154 Prem! - Yes! 1442 01:46:09,720 --> 01:46:11,587 I forgot to ask you! - What? 1443 01:46:11,637 --> 01:46:13,083 That day in the restaurant you were talking.. 1444 01:46:13,108 --> 01:46:15,355 ..about proposing that girl. What about that? 1445 01:46:18,329 --> 01:46:19,489 She too got engaged. 1446 01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:20,830 What? 1447 01:46:23,723 --> 01:46:24,523 I am very sorry! 1448 01:46:25,569 --> 01:46:28,289 I am happy. This time I didn't have to incur the marriage expense. 1449 01:46:28,769 --> 01:46:30,529 And I didn't have to go home alone from the pavilion. 1450 01:46:32,722 --> 01:46:35,922 Prem! When I will go to America after marriage.. 1451 01:46:36,475 --> 01:46:38,835 ..then there I will find a nice girl for you. 1452 01:46:45,314 --> 01:46:46,914 Will you find a nice girl for me? 1453 01:46:47,267 --> 01:46:48,427 Yeah! Of course! 1454 01:46:49,641 --> 01:46:51,241 But what kind of a girl do you want? 1455 01:46:53,729 --> 01:46:54,809 Like her! 1456 01:46:59,985 --> 01:47:01,465 I wish you could hear the voice of my heart. 1457 01:47:01,976 --> 01:47:02,976 O beloved. 1458 01:47:22,648 --> 01:47:23,568 "Beloved!" 1459 01:47:26,164 --> 01:47:27,204 "Beloved!" 1460 01:47:29,628 --> 01:47:30,988 "Beloved!" 1461 01:47:33,148 --> 01:47:34,268 "Beloved!" 1462 01:47:40,071 --> 01:47:41,964 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 1463 01:47:41,989 --> 01:47:44,349 "Your fair arms are beautiful." 1464 01:47:47,019 --> 01:47:48,714 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 1465 01:47:48,739 --> 01:47:50,379 "Your fair arms are beautiful." 1466 01:47:50,551 --> 01:47:52,191 "Your appearance is alluring." 1467 01:47:52,403 --> 01:47:54,443 "Your attitudes are charming." 1468 01:47:57,603 --> 01:47:59,323 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 1469 01:47:59,348 --> 01:48:00,988 "Your fair arms are beautiful." 1470 01:48:01,068 --> 01:48:02,708 "Your appearance is alluring." 1471 01:48:02,788 --> 01:48:04,828 "Your attitudes are charming." 1472 01:48:07,914 --> 01:48:13,594 "Beloved, you are so mind-blowing." 1473 01:48:13,628 --> 01:48:16,948 "O beloved." 1474 01:48:16,973 --> 01:48:20,013 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1475 01:48:20,038 --> 01:48:23,158 "O beloved." 1476 01:48:24,006 --> 01:48:27,286 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1477 01:48:30,483 --> 01:48:32,163 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 1478 01:48:32,188 --> 01:48:33,828 "Your talks are nice." 1479 01:48:33,853 --> 01:48:35,573 "Your appearance is alluring." 1480 01:48:35,598 --> 01:48:37,598 "Your youth is charming." 1481 01:48:40,788 --> 01:48:46,348 "Beloved, you are so mind-blowing." 1482 01:48:46,503 --> 01:48:49,863 "O beloved." 1483 01:48:50,068 --> 01:48:53,268 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1484 01:48:53,293 --> 01:48:56,413 "O beloved." 1485 01:48:56,438 --> 01:49:00,118 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1486 01:49:17,148 --> 01:49:20,388 "Your charms have smitten me." 1487 01:49:20,588 --> 01:49:23,948 "I am in a trance, o beloved." 1488 01:49:24,428 --> 01:49:25,548 "Beloved!" 1489 01:49:26,108 --> 01:49:27,108 "Beloved!" 1490 01:49:27,548 --> 01:49:31,028 "Your charms have smitten me." 1491 01:49:31,108 --> 01:49:34,508 "I am in a trance, o beloved." 1492 01:49:34,588 --> 01:49:39,428 "Beloved, for the first time you have struck the cords of my heart." 1493 01:49:39,628 --> 01:49:41,468 "O beloved." 1494 01:49:41,668 --> 01:49:42,548 "Beloved!" 1495 01:49:43,508 --> 01:49:44,428 "Beloved!" 1496 01:49:44,788 --> 01:49:46,588 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 1497 01:49:46,668 --> 01:49:48,308 "Your waist is charming." 1498 01:49:48,388 --> 01:49:49,988 "Your appearance is alluring." 1499 01:49:50,068 --> 01:49:52,268 "Your attitudes are charming." 1500 01:49:55,143 --> 01:50:00,743 "Beloved, you are so mind-blowing." 1501 01:50:00,948 --> 01:50:04,388 "O beloved." 1502 01:50:04,413 --> 01:50:07,773 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1503 01:50:07,798 --> 01:50:10,958 "O beloved." 1504 01:50:11,318 --> 01:50:14,798 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1505 01:50:45,308 --> 01:50:46,268 "Beloved!" 1506 01:50:48,693 --> 01:50:49,573 "Beloved!" 1507 01:50:52,277 --> 01:50:53,997 "You dwell in my heartbeats." 1508 01:50:54,148 --> 01:50:55,828 "You dwell in my breaths." 1509 01:50:55,908 --> 01:50:59,628 "You reside in my slumber, o beloved." 1510 01:50:59,708 --> 01:51:00,828 "Beloved!" 1511 01:51:01,353 --> 01:51:02,313 "Beloved!" 1512 01:51:02,901 --> 01:51:04,488 "You dwell in my heartbeats." 1513 01:51:04,575 --> 01:51:06,224 "You dwell in my breaths." 1514 01:51:06,297 --> 01:51:09,661 "You reside in my slumber, o beloved." 1515 01:51:09,686 --> 01:51:11,246 "You dwell in my talks." 1516 01:51:11,294 --> 01:51:13,014 "You dwell in my memories." 1517 01:51:13,251 --> 01:51:17,011 "You reside in my oaths, o beloved." 1518 01:51:17,052 --> 01:51:18,172 "Beloved!" 1519 01:51:18,694 --> 01:51:19,414 "Beloved!" 1520 01:51:20,139 --> 01:51:21,939 "Your age is mesmerising." 1521 01:51:21,964 --> 01:51:23,604 "Your effect is beautiful." 1522 01:51:23,629 --> 01:51:25,149 "Your appearance is alluring." 1523 01:51:25,174 --> 01:51:27,174 "Your attitudes are charming." 1524 01:51:30,523 --> 01:51:36,203 "Beloved, you are so mind-blowing." 1525 01:51:36,228 --> 01:51:39,588 "O beloved." 1526 01:51:39,613 --> 01:51:42,893 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1527 01:51:42,918 --> 01:51:46,158 "O beloved." 1528 01:51:46,597 --> 01:51:49,797 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1529 01:51:50,054 --> 01:51:53,334 "O beloved." 1530 01:51:53,455 --> 01:51:56,815 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 1531 01:52:02,106 --> 01:52:03,426 Now be coy like a bride. 1532 01:52:06,227 --> 01:52:09,667 O Priya! Priya! Priya! Look! You are the bride. I am the groom. 1533 01:52:09,786 --> 01:52:12,106 And the camera is on! Okay! Now bow down your eyes! 1534 01:52:13,946 --> 01:52:16,266 Now slowly look at the groom. 1535 01:52:19,678 --> 01:52:21,038 Priya! Please be serious! 1536 01:52:21,274 --> 01:52:22,634 How can I be serious? 1537 01:52:22,683 --> 01:52:24,123 You are a girl and you are playing the role of a guy! 1538 01:52:24,211 --> 01:52:26,531 This doesn't happen! - This is just a rehearsal. 1539 01:52:27,566 --> 01:52:28,566 Hi, Prem! - Hi, Prem! 1540 01:52:29,064 --> 01:52:29,864 Here are Rahul's clothes. 1541 01:52:30,055 --> 01:52:31,695 Oh thank God you are here! 1542 01:52:31,814 --> 01:52:33,414 You have come at the right time! - Hey! 1543 01:52:33,471 --> 01:52:35,471 You will make my work easier! - Sure! 1544 01:52:35,559 --> 01:52:37,679 Okay! Now you just stand here! 1545 01:52:38,191 --> 01:52:39,271 Okay! Perfect! 1546 01:52:39,784 --> 01:52:41,704 What's perfect? What perfect? 1547 01:52:41,999 --> 01:52:43,919 Tomorrow I am giving the test shot of a bride. 1548 01:52:44,014 --> 01:52:48,134 So I am making her the bride and you the groom. Do you mind? 1549 01:52:48,359 --> 01:52:49,715 I don't have any problem. - Okay. 1550 01:52:49,740 --> 01:52:52,540 Hold her! She will flee. Already my gal has fled. 1551 01:52:52,565 --> 01:52:54,365 Oh come on! Okay! 1552 01:52:54,878 --> 01:52:55,418 Are you serious? 1553 01:52:55,443 --> 01:52:59,403 I am! Okay, Priya! He is a groom and he is a guy! Do you mind? 1554 01:53:01,006 --> 01:53:03,886 Priya, for my sake! It's just a shooting! Please! Please! 1555 01:53:07,007 --> 01:53:07,727 Okay! 1556 01:53:07,838 --> 01:53:10,078 Okay! Great! Let's start! One second! 1557 01:53:24,286 --> 01:53:26,526 Now both of you tie the knot. 1558 01:53:44,079 --> 01:53:47,319 Prem.. Prem, now fill Priya's forehead with the vermillion. 1559 01:54:03,510 --> 01:54:07,750 Yes! Now both of you hold each other's hands! 1560 01:54:17,126 --> 01:54:20,926 That's it! Now both of you begin the nuptial rounds! 1561 01:54:51,694 --> 01:54:52,494 Priya! 1562 01:55:06,422 --> 01:55:08,142 What is going on? What is going on? 1563 01:55:08,206 --> 01:55:09,646 I.. - Rahul! - Hey! 1564 01:55:09,935 --> 01:55:11,588 Rahul! Rahul, just relax! Okay! 1565 01:55:11,613 --> 01:55:13,773 Relax? What relax? What are they doing? 1566 01:55:13,798 --> 01:55:15,686 Rahul, they are just acting for me. 1567 01:55:15,711 --> 01:55:17,511 Tomorrow I have to give the screen test of a bride's role. 1568 01:55:17,631 --> 01:55:20,511 So I have forced them to be a bride and a groom. 1569 01:55:20,630 --> 01:55:22,470 It's just a shooting! Look, the camera is there. 1570 01:55:22,597 --> 01:55:25,517 It's just a rehearsal happening! Nothing else! Just a rehearsal! 1571 01:55:26,510 --> 01:55:27,510 Rehearsal? - Yeah! 1572 01:55:28,447 --> 01:55:32,247 Oh God! I am so stupid! I thought you both are getting married! 1573 01:55:33,469 --> 01:55:35,669 Baby, I am really sorry. I am really sorry. 1574 01:55:35,822 --> 01:55:36,422 Its okay! 1575 01:55:36,982 --> 01:55:39,622 Prem! Thank God! 1576 01:55:40,166 --> 01:55:43,246 I thought I will have to find another bride for myself. 1577 01:55:44,614 --> 01:55:46,774 Who tied this knot so tightly? 1578 01:55:46,887 --> 01:55:47,807 We! - We! 1579 01:55:50,982 --> 01:55:52,702 You have tied it really tight. 1580 01:55:59,879 --> 01:56:01,039 I have kept the clothes. 1581 01:56:01,582 --> 01:56:03,142 Thank you. - Thanks, Prem! - Bye-bye! 1582 01:56:03,247 --> 01:56:08,807 Prem! How can I let you go so easily? Mona! 1583 01:56:08,997 --> 01:56:10,917 Yes! - Call his best friend Tiger too! 1584 01:56:12,678 --> 01:56:13,758 Why? 1585 01:56:15,573 --> 01:56:20,173 Because.. because.. because.. because tonight I am giving a party! 1586 01:56:20,932 --> 01:56:23,292 Party? For what? 1587 01:56:23,613 --> 01:56:26,173 You know, Prem.. yesterday itself I have.. 1588 01:56:26,198 --> 01:56:27,398 ..started a new business in Priya's name. 1589 01:56:28,014 --> 01:56:29,774 And today I received such a big contract! 1590 01:56:30,671 --> 01:56:32,151 She is very lucky for me! 1591 01:56:32,909 --> 01:56:33,909 She is! 1592 01:56:35,005 --> 01:56:37,205 So let's celebrate! It's my party! 1593 01:56:40,583 --> 01:56:42,591 Hi! - Hi, Vicky! How are you, buddy! 1594 01:56:42,616 --> 01:56:44,372 I am fine! Anyway, meet my friend Sunita! 1595 01:56:44,397 --> 01:56:45,637 Hi, sweetheart. - Hi! - Come on, buddy! 1596 01:56:46,269 --> 01:56:47,429 Let's go! Come! 1597 01:56:50,130 --> 01:56:52,530 Prem.. please don't drink. 1598 01:56:56,514 --> 01:57:00,714 Who are you to stop me? Friend? Neighbour? What? 1599 01:57:02,634 --> 01:57:06,914 But Prem.. why are you asking this? I am your friend, am I not? 1600 01:57:07,571 --> 01:57:09,971 So today is my friend's fiancé's party. Today I will drink. 1601 01:57:10,450 --> 01:57:13,770 No, Prem! Please! You are under my oath! Please don't drink! 1602 01:57:15,153 --> 01:57:16,753 I shouldn't drink? - No. 1603 01:57:26,493 --> 01:57:29,573 All right! Do you see what is going on? 1604 01:57:29,866 --> 01:57:30,986 What? 1605 01:57:31,937 --> 01:57:35,177 Your cousin Priya and Prem, something is going on between them. 1606 01:57:35,328 --> 01:57:38,568 Hey! Don't be silly! She is going to marry Rahul! 1607 01:57:38,769 --> 01:57:40,969 And Prem is just a friend! 1608 01:57:41,042 --> 01:57:42,242 You don't believe me? - No! 1609 01:57:42,329 --> 01:57:44,929 Then go and bring Prem on the dance floor. And watch Priya's reaction. 1610 01:57:46,179 --> 01:57:47,179 Really? 1611 01:57:50,360 --> 01:57:52,526 Prem! Hey, Prem! Please come and dance with me! 1612 01:57:52,551 --> 01:57:53,991 Come on! Get up! Okay! 1613 01:58:59,678 --> 01:59:01,195 Hey, Priya! 1614 01:59:03,305 --> 01:59:05,305 That's my good girl! 1615 01:59:05,845 --> 01:59:08,285 I think Prem has taught you everything! 1616 01:59:08,310 --> 01:59:09,710 Stupid! - Hey! 1617 01:59:10,361 --> 01:59:11,641 I want one more drink! 1618 01:59:11,666 --> 01:59:14,186 Why not? - Even I want to dance! 1619 01:59:16,335 --> 01:59:17,655 Relax! Relax! 1620 01:59:19,672 --> 01:59:21,232 Priya! Are you fine? 1621 01:59:21,814 --> 01:59:23,014 Priya! - Priya! 1622 01:59:23,423 --> 01:59:24,183 Are you okay? 1623 01:59:24,983 --> 01:59:29,543 Prem! You dance really well! Very good! 1624 01:59:29,823 --> 01:59:32,223 Oh God! - Priya! 1625 01:59:34,009 --> 01:59:34,849 What happened? 1626 01:59:35,105 --> 01:59:37,143 I am not feeling well! - Yeah! Yeah! 1627 01:59:37,168 --> 01:59:39,761 Mona, just take her to the ladies' room. Please. 1628 01:59:40,352 --> 01:59:41,232 Carefully! 1629 01:59:45,673 --> 01:59:46,513 Oh no! 1630 01:59:47,777 --> 01:59:48,817 She has drunk for the first time. 1631 01:59:48,967 --> 01:59:50,847 That's why she is feeling tipsy. You know! 1632 01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:52,280 Tiger, enjoying the party! 1633 01:59:52,305 --> 01:59:54,145 Loving it! - It's my party, man! 1634 01:59:55,800 --> 01:59:58,760 Pinky! How are you, baby? - I am fine! 1635 01:59:58,855 --> 02:00:00,255 How are you? 1636 02:00:02,903 --> 02:00:05,703 You know.. she was with me in Goa last time! 1637 02:00:07,583 --> 02:00:10,183 I can arrange for you guys! Do you guys want her? 1638 02:00:11,303 --> 02:00:13,383 It's my party, man! It's my party! 1639 02:00:13,743 --> 02:00:17,703 Prem! Prem! She is really drunk! Let's leave! 1640 02:00:18,352 --> 02:00:19,512 Rahul, let's leave! 1641 02:00:19,759 --> 02:00:22,062 What, Mona? The party has just started! 1642 02:00:22,121 --> 02:00:23,945 Come on, man! It's my party! You know! 1643 02:00:23,970 --> 02:00:26,190 The party is just finished! She is not feeling well! 1644 02:00:26,215 --> 02:00:28,095 She has vomited! Let's go! - Vomited? 1645 02:00:28,696 --> 02:00:29,576 3 times! 1646 02:00:30,207 --> 02:00:31,327 Go, get the car please! 1647 02:00:31,919 --> 02:00:33,079 But I want to dance! - Yeah! Yeah! 1648 02:00:33,278 --> 02:00:34,238 Okay! 1649 02:00:36,223 --> 02:00:37,836 Tiger! Tiger! - Yes! 1650 02:00:37,952 --> 02:00:41,653 Just settle the bill for me! It's my party, man! It's my party! 1651 02:00:41,678 --> 02:00:43,358 You! He is saying it's my party! 1652 02:00:43,345 --> 02:00:44,185 You danced well! 1653 02:00:44,367 --> 02:00:46,687 And he told me to settle the bill! I have only 250 rupees! 1654 02:00:47,238 --> 02:00:49,038 You do something. I will escort her. - Okay. 1655 02:00:50,558 --> 02:00:51,238 Waiter! 1656 02:00:51,334 --> 02:00:52,614 Priya! - Waiter! Come! 1657 02:00:53,436 --> 02:00:55,116 Great! I am yelling and nobody is coming! What's the matter? 1658 02:00:55,492 --> 02:00:57,172 Anyway! It's not my party! It's not my party! 1659 02:00:59,698 --> 02:01:00,578 Here comes the car! 1660 02:01:03,128 --> 02:01:04,608 Tiger, I am sorry. Bye, Mona. 1661 02:01:04,656 --> 02:01:06,654 Come, baby! Come! Come! - Bye! - I am sorry! 1662 02:01:06,689 --> 02:01:08,569 Easy! Easy! Easy! - Its okay, baby! Its okay! 1663 02:01:08,659 --> 02:01:10,859 Your bag! - Sorry, Prem! Bye! 1664 02:01:11,551 --> 02:01:13,831 Bye! - Bye! - Bye, guys! Bye! 1665 02:01:14,118 --> 02:01:16,038 Bye! - Bye! Bye! - Bye! 1666 02:01:19,428 --> 02:01:21,028 Prem! What are you thinking? 1667 02:01:21,678 --> 02:01:24,078 I am wondering what Priya saw in Rahul that she wants to marry him? 1668 02:01:24,170 --> 02:01:27,551 Very simple! You know Rahul is very good looking! 1669 02:01:27,576 --> 02:01:28,616 He too is good looking! 1670 02:01:29,247 --> 02:01:31,647 Rahul is very intelligent! - He too is intelligent! 1671 02:01:32,230 --> 02:01:33,750 Rahul has a nice sense of humour! 1672 02:01:33,807 --> 02:01:35,287 He too has a good sense of humour! 1673 02:01:36,767 --> 02:01:38,257 Rahul loves Priya a lot! 1674 02:01:38,282 --> 02:01:39,642 He too loves her! 1675 02:01:39,934 --> 02:01:42,414 Oh! I see! Oh! 1676 02:01:42,440 --> 02:01:44,280 He is a drunkard! He too is a drunkard! 1677 02:01:44,655 --> 02:01:45,735 He is an NRI! 1678 02:01:46,568 --> 02:01:49,688 He is not Non Resident Indian. He is Non Reliable Indian. 1679 02:01:49,807 --> 02:01:51,847 Remember? What he was doing with the waitresses. 1680 02:01:52,103 --> 02:01:53,503 He was flirting with them. - He was flirting with them. 1681 02:01:54,416 --> 02:01:56,096 But he is rich! - He.. 1682 02:01:56,364 --> 02:01:57,924 You know he has loads of money! 1683 02:01:58,000 --> 02:02:00,400 Honey, money talks! You know! 1684 02:02:00,519 --> 02:02:02,599 What money talks! What money talks! 1685 02:02:03,240 --> 02:02:04,440 Can't I toil and earn money? 1686 02:02:06,106 --> 02:02:07,496 Yes, you can! - Then? 1687 02:02:07,855 --> 02:02:09,735 Then earn! - I will do it! 1688 02:02:15,798 --> 02:02:18,958 Priya, drink lemon juice. You will get rid of your hangover. Come on! 1689 02:02:19,152 --> 02:02:22,472 Oh God! I am feeling dizzy! 1690 02:02:22,614 --> 02:02:24,654 I told Rahul that I don't want to drink! 1691 02:02:24,679 --> 02:02:26,599 Still you drank! Why? 1692 02:02:26,871 --> 02:02:27,711 I don't know! 1693 02:02:28,970 --> 02:02:30,490 The taste was so bad! 1694 02:02:31,119 --> 02:02:33,559 Just a sip was so bitter! 1695 02:02:33,903 --> 02:02:36,369 Bitter! There you are, lady! 1696 02:02:36,958 --> 02:02:41,318 You were jealous of me! So you drank! Right? 1697 02:02:41,559 --> 02:02:42,306 What? - Yes! 1698 02:02:42,331 --> 02:02:43,531 Envious of you? - Yes! 1699 02:02:43,573 --> 02:02:44,533 What nonsense! 1700 02:02:44,855 --> 02:02:49,775 Yes! Yes! Because I was dancing with Prem! You know! Close dance! 1701 02:02:49,878 --> 02:02:52,198 So you were feeling jealous! So you drank! 1702 02:02:52,318 --> 02:02:52,998 Mona! I will kill you! 1703 02:02:53,023 --> 02:02:54,741 Mona! Stop! Stop! What all things you talk! 1704 02:02:54,766 --> 02:02:56,966 Stop! Stop! Mona! Mona! Mona! Wait! 1705 02:02:57,525 --> 02:02:59,605 Tell me! What were you telling me? 1706 02:02:59,748 --> 02:03:02,348 Come here! I want to tell you what your heart is telling you! 1707 02:03:02,373 --> 02:03:03,533 Okay! Now swear on me! 1708 02:03:04,232 --> 02:03:07,352 When I was dancing with Prem, did you feel envious? 1709 02:03:12,190 --> 02:03:15,950 By the way.. even Prem was asking about you. 1710 02:03:16,047 --> 02:03:16,767 What? What? 1711 02:03:16,933 --> 02:03:20,413 What? What? What? Why are you concerned about Prem? Let it be! 1712 02:03:20,812 --> 02:03:22,972 Mona, please! Tell me! Tell me! What was Prem saying? 1713 02:03:23,055 --> 02:03:24,535 What should I tell you? 1714 02:03:24,952 --> 02:03:27,792 By the way he was saying that Priya is such a nice girl. 1715 02:03:28,157 --> 02:03:31,677 I don't know how she will spend the rest of her life with Rahul. 1716 02:03:32,710 --> 02:03:33,550 So what did you tell him? 1717 02:03:34,567 --> 02:03:37,847 I.. I told him that Rahul is such a nice guy. He is an NRI. 1718 02:03:38,068 --> 02:03:41,108 He is well to do. He is well settled. What else does a girl want in life? 1719 02:03:43,022 --> 02:03:44,422 But why did you say this to Prem? 1720 02:03:45,927 --> 02:03:47,367 So what should I have told him? 1721 02:03:48,174 --> 02:03:49,164 Should I have told him that the guy whom.. 1722 02:03:49,189 --> 02:03:51,429 ..you are going to marry, you don't love him? 1723 02:03:53,350 --> 02:03:56,870 And what your heart wants.. you yourself don't know that. 1724 02:04:00,294 --> 02:04:02,694 Mona, what are you saying? I don't understand anything! 1725 02:04:03,654 --> 02:04:07,574 Is that so? Or you don't want to hear what I am saying? 1726 02:04:08,279 --> 02:04:10,839 But at least hear what your heart is saying. 1727 02:04:14,102 --> 02:04:21,622 "I might fall in love." 1728 02:04:23,125 --> 02:04:29,685 "I might fall in love." 1729 02:04:30,911 --> 02:04:38,631 "I might fall in love." 1730 02:05:14,234 --> 02:05:17,634 "Heart, tell me. What has happened to you?" 1731 02:05:17,777 --> 02:05:21,417 "Why are you so fervent?" 1732 02:05:21,442 --> 02:05:24,762 "Heart, tell me. What has happened to you?" 1733 02:05:24,983 --> 02:05:28,303 "Why are you so fervent?" 1734 02:05:28,454 --> 02:05:32,052 "I might fall in love." 1735 02:05:32,077 --> 02:05:35,823 "I might fall in love." 1736 02:05:35,848 --> 02:05:39,248 "I might fall in love." 1737 02:05:39,288 --> 02:05:42,849 "I might fall in love." 1738 02:05:42,874 --> 02:05:46,154 "Heart, tell me. What has happened to you?" 1739 02:05:46,179 --> 02:05:49,925 "Why are you so fervent?" 1740 02:05:49,950 --> 02:05:53,488 "Heart, tell me. What has happened to you?" 1741 02:05:53,513 --> 02:05:56,913 "Why are you so fervent?" 1742 02:05:57,154 --> 02:06:00,750 "I might fall in love." 1743 02:06:00,775 --> 02:06:04,313 "I might fall in love." 1744 02:06:04,338 --> 02:06:07,872 "I might fall in love." 1745 02:06:07,897 --> 02:06:11,257 "I might fall in love." 1746 02:06:33,524 --> 02:06:37,044 "The one who has started coming in my dreams." 1747 02:06:37,069 --> 02:06:40,549 "He seems like a dear one." 1748 02:06:40,574 --> 02:06:44,092 "The one who always dwells in my eyes." 1749 02:06:44,117 --> 02:06:47,117 "I find him adorable now." 1750 02:06:47,142 --> 02:06:52,702 "For the first time for the sake of his love, I have decked up." 1751 02:06:54,965 --> 02:06:58,365 "I might fall in love." 1752 02:06:59,676 --> 02:07:02,904 "I might fall in love." 1753 02:07:03,334 --> 02:07:06,773 "I might fall in love." 1754 02:07:06,798 --> 02:07:10,148 "I might fall in love." 1755 02:07:10,644 --> 02:07:13,924 "Heart, tell me. What has happened to you?" 1756 02:07:13,949 --> 02:07:17,469 "Why are you so fervent?" 1757 02:07:53,899 --> 02:07:57,444 "I feel like loving her to my heart's content." 1758 02:07:57,469 --> 02:08:00,949 "My love should never wane." 1759 02:08:00,974 --> 02:08:04,454 "I should remain lost in her thoughts." 1760 02:08:04,479 --> 02:08:07,519 "I will find the destination there." 1761 02:08:07,544 --> 02:08:13,104 "I am always waiting for my beloved." 1762 02:08:16,834 --> 02:08:20,118 "I might fall in love." 1763 02:08:20,143 --> 02:08:23,463 "I might fall in love." 1764 02:08:23,663 --> 02:08:27,103 "I might fall in love." 1765 02:08:27,263 --> 02:08:30,503 "I might fall in love." 1766 02:08:30,754 --> 02:08:34,074 "Heart, tell me. What has happened to you?" 1767 02:08:34,514 --> 02:08:37,834 "Why are you so fervent?" 1768 02:08:37,984 --> 02:08:41,304 "I might fall in love." 1769 02:08:41,434 --> 02:08:44,754 "I might fall in love." 1770 02:08:45,254 --> 02:08:48,756 "I might fall in love." 1771 02:08:48,829 --> 02:08:52,109 "I might fall in love." 1772 02:09:07,874 --> 02:09:08,834 Grams for 50 rupees. 1773 02:09:08,969 --> 02:09:10,329 Grams' price has escalated so much? - Yes! 1774 02:09:10,354 --> 02:09:12,354 Impossible! - You can ask the grocery vendor. 1775 02:09:14,372 --> 02:09:14,892 Hello! 1776 02:09:14,987 --> 02:09:16,827 Hello, sister! This is Priya speaking. 1777 02:09:17,274 --> 02:09:17,923 Hi, Priya! 1778 02:09:18,205 --> 02:09:20,765 Where is Prem? You didn't give him my message? 1779 02:09:20,996 --> 02:09:22,356 I gave him your message. 1780 02:09:23,445 --> 02:09:24,965 Then why didn't he call me? 1781 02:09:25,092 --> 02:09:28,012 Priya.. Prem leaves early in the morning. 1782 02:09:28,286 --> 02:09:32,326 And he returns late at night. Why? Anything special? 1783 02:09:32,644 --> 02:09:34,124 Yes, sister. It's something special. 1784 02:09:34,236 --> 02:09:35,076 Then tell me! 1785 02:09:35,509 --> 02:09:38,029 No, sister! First I will tell Prem. 1786 02:09:38,434 --> 02:09:39,634 Then I will tell you. It's a big surprise. 1787 02:09:39,915 --> 02:09:45,955 Is that so? Priya.. at times do come home. This is like your own house. 1788 02:09:46,461 --> 02:09:50,381 Okay, sister. That house is mine. And someday I have to come. 1789 02:09:51,269 --> 02:09:52,869 Bye, sister. - Bye, Priya. 1790 02:09:53,861 --> 02:09:55,701 Listen! Listen! Listen! 1791 02:09:55,796 --> 02:09:58,276 What? He is openly stealing my tune! And I should keep quiet! 1792 02:09:58,614 --> 02:10:02,534 That's why I am giving you 500 rupees! Keep it! You deserve it! 1793 02:10:03,212 --> 02:10:05,452 Look, I want to become successful! I don't want to sell myself! 1794 02:10:05,931 --> 02:10:07,371 But listen! Listen! 1795 02:10:08,347 --> 02:10:10,187 This is the problem of talented people! 1796 02:10:13,526 --> 02:10:14,246 Hi, Prem! 1797 02:10:17,188 --> 02:10:18,988 Since so many days I have been searching for you! Where are you? 1798 02:10:19,052 --> 02:10:20,412 Didn't sister give you the messages? 1799 02:10:21,314 --> 02:10:22,874 Yes. - Then why didn't you call me? 1800 02:10:23,619 --> 02:10:24,499 I was a bit busy. 1801 02:10:24,587 --> 02:10:27,067 Yes! That's why you are never at home! 1802 02:10:27,220 --> 02:10:28,740 In the morning, at the music director's office! 1803 02:10:28,812 --> 02:10:29,772 And in the night, singing at some wedding! 1804 02:10:29,868 --> 02:10:31,828 What is all this? All the time you are on the run! 1805 02:10:31,931 --> 02:10:34,571 I just want to earn money! Any problem? 1806 02:10:35,996 --> 02:10:38,396 But why? Why do you want so much money? 1807 02:10:40,222 --> 02:10:41,022 To win love. 1808 02:10:42,046 --> 02:10:43,486 You will win love with money? 1809 02:10:44,062 --> 02:10:47,542 Why not? But why are you asking me so innocently? 1810 02:10:48,429 --> 02:10:51,469 You too are marrying Rahul because he is rich. 1811 02:10:55,048 --> 02:10:57,728 You mean to say.. I am marrying Rahul for money? 1812 02:10:58,158 --> 02:11:02,078 Then what? Mummy said he is a rich guy! Marry him! 1813 02:11:02,181 --> 02:11:04,701 And the daughter said okay! The card was printed! 1814 02:11:04,821 --> 02:11:07,461 End of the game! Am I right? Yes! 1815 02:11:08,446 --> 02:11:11,165 Yes! You have understood me perfectly well. 1816 02:11:11,996 --> 02:11:13,636 I am marrying Rahul for his money! 1817 02:11:15,615 --> 02:11:17,255 You are right! Bye! 1818 02:11:35,605 --> 02:11:36,605 What have I done? 1819 02:11:41,416 --> 02:11:42,404 What have I done? 1820 02:11:47,319 --> 02:11:48,359 Wow! 1821 02:12:00,895 --> 02:12:02,175 Hi, Prem! 1822 02:12:03,380 --> 02:12:04,540 Tiger! - Yeah! 1823 02:12:05,959 --> 02:12:06,879 Girls, have a good time! 1824 02:12:06,904 --> 02:12:07,664 See you later! 1825 02:12:08,028 --> 02:12:09,362 Tiger, come and sit besides me! 1826 02:12:09,387 --> 02:12:10,987 Increase my frustration! 1827 02:12:11,244 --> 02:12:13,684 I don't have even one! And you roam around with two gals! 1828 02:12:13,756 --> 02:12:15,476 Double! - You won't reform! 1829 02:12:16,668 --> 02:12:18,428 And I can't become wayward like you! 1830 02:12:18,539 --> 02:12:21,539 But no matter what you say! You have a great style! 1831 02:12:22,186 --> 02:12:23,906 Tiger, hi! - Roaming around with girls.. 1832 02:12:23,931 --> 02:12:24,811 ..and having fun! Look! 1833 02:12:24,836 --> 02:12:26,876 Some other time. - Sure! 1834 02:12:28,036 --> 02:12:29,116 Excuse me! 2 minutes! - No! 1835 02:12:29,308 --> 02:12:30,148 No! Okay! 1836 02:12:30,173 --> 02:12:31,053 Double, sir! 1837 02:12:31,237 --> 02:12:32,717 Thank you! Here! 1838 02:12:33,675 --> 02:12:38,635 And I.. I consider each relationship so seriously. And I give my heart. 1839 02:12:39,107 --> 02:12:39,993 And girls.. 1840 02:12:40,018 --> 02:12:43,298 Break your heart! Like some fried snacks! 1841 02:12:46,683 --> 02:12:47,466 Cheers! 1842 02:12:47,491 --> 02:12:49,931 Cheers! - Cheers, Tiger! 1843 02:12:50,475 --> 02:12:51,115 Cheers! 1844 02:12:52,716 --> 02:12:56,156 Tiger.. do you know what I wanted to be since childhood? 1845 02:12:56,946 --> 02:12:59,266 What? Doctor, singer, pilot? 1846 02:12:59,827 --> 02:13:03,027 No, friend! Since childhood I wanted to be like you.. 1847 02:13:04,058 --> 02:13:07,033 a playboy, Casanova, super stud! 1848 02:13:09,571 --> 02:13:13,691 Change your shirt and pant every evening and change your style! 1849 02:13:14,996 --> 02:13:17,116 You confuse your friends! Who is sister-in-law? 1850 02:13:17,796 --> 02:13:20,076 I like your lifestyle! Okay! I like your lifestyle! 1851 02:13:20,523 --> 02:13:23,083 Free bird! Flying bird! 1852 02:13:23,195 --> 02:13:25,675 Don't fly so much! You will fall! 1853 02:13:25,762 --> 02:13:28,242 I fell without getting the chance to fly! 1854 02:13:28,267 --> 02:13:31,547 But I am happy for you! Happy! 1855 02:13:37,250 --> 02:13:39,503 What do you think.. I am very happy? 1856 02:13:39,834 --> 02:13:41,754 Yes! You are very happy! 1857 02:13:43,059 --> 02:13:44,859 No! Not at all! 1858 02:13:46,152 --> 02:13:48,592 Youth doesn't last for long! 1859 02:13:49,336 --> 02:13:52,216 When you reach 40-45, you are all alone! 1860 02:13:52,616 --> 02:13:53,896 You don't feel like going home! 1861 02:13:56,432 --> 02:13:59,432 And then.. who will marry a person with such a reputation? 1862 02:14:00,576 --> 02:14:01,736 When will I have children? 1863 02:14:02,592 --> 02:14:06,832 Won't children consider me their grandpa and not father? 1864 02:14:08,704 --> 02:14:11,264 Do you understand? What? 1865 02:14:12,648 --> 02:14:14,168 Try to understand. 1866 02:14:15,079 --> 02:14:16,719 There should be somebody at home.. 1867 02:14:17,106 --> 02:14:21,306 who comes and tell you.. everything will be fine. 1868 02:14:22,456 --> 02:14:24,696 Everything will be fine, darling! 1869 02:14:25,480 --> 02:14:27,000 It happens! 1870 02:14:28,448 --> 02:14:30,008 I have seen enough life! 1871 02:14:30,576 --> 02:14:32,296 You shouldn't delay saying what lies in your heart. 1872 02:14:32,404 --> 02:14:33,164 No, no, no! 1873 02:14:33,392 --> 02:14:35,592 Go and tell Priya that you love her. 1874 02:14:37,039 --> 02:14:39,759 What? You didn't understand? Shall I explain? 1875 02:14:40,489 --> 02:14:43,489 This is my future! Do you want such a future? 1876 02:14:43,736 --> 02:14:45,776 No! I will just go and tell her! 1877 02:14:46,479 --> 02:14:49,839 Listen! Don't tell her that I have told you this! 1878 02:14:49,904 --> 02:14:50,984 No! 1879 02:14:52,230 --> 02:14:52,910 Tiger! - Yes! 1880 02:14:52,998 --> 02:14:54,438 Your jacket is very nice! Give it to me! - Here. 1881 02:14:54,463 --> 02:14:55,783 I will give you my jacket! - No! 1882 02:14:55,808 --> 02:14:58,768 Take my jacket! If not my jacket, then take my cap! 1883 02:15:08,550 --> 02:15:11,190 Hi! Pleased to meet you! 1884 02:15:11,568 --> 02:15:17,088 I am Mrs.. Rahul Pogalia! Pogalia? 1885 02:15:19,623 --> 02:15:24,823 Hello. Nice to meet you. I am Mrs. Priya.. 1886 02:15:25,711 --> 02:15:31,071 Pogalia! Priya.. Pogalia! 1887 02:15:32,420 --> 02:15:35,860 First I will give her the flower. Then I will tell her. 1888 02:15:37,036 --> 02:15:43,316 Mrs. Priya.. Pogalia! 1889 02:15:46,164 --> 02:15:50,164 Priya.. Priya.. Pog.. 1890 02:16:04,763 --> 02:16:07,763 Hi! Pleased to meet you! 1891 02:16:09,437 --> 02:16:13,677 I am Mrs.. Prem Kapoor. 1892 02:16:15,877 --> 02:16:21,397 Hello. Nice to meet you. I am Mrs. Priya Kapoor! 1893 02:16:22,717 --> 02:16:28,157 Hi! Nice to meet you. I am Mrs. Priya Kapoor! 1894 02:16:53,339 --> 02:16:58,139 I think you are very happy with Rahul! Be happy! Be happy! 1895 02:16:59,324 --> 02:17:04,564 I will always love you, Priya. Always love you! Bye! 1896 02:17:07,908 --> 02:17:09,708 I am Mrs. Priya Kapoor! 1897 02:17:10,331 --> 02:17:12,771 Again your heart broke! Control yourself! Control yourself! 1898 02:17:12,852 --> 02:17:15,412 I can't control myself! I can't control myself! 1899 02:17:15,522 --> 02:17:19,493 I.. I want to beat somebody! Whom? Whom? 1900 02:17:21,402 --> 02:17:25,762 Beating! Fights! Fights! No! No, no! 1901 02:17:26,469 --> 02:17:28,517 I want to go to the bathroom! - No! 1902 02:17:31,876 --> 02:17:32,577 Come on! 1903 02:17:32,602 --> 02:17:34,722 Come on, guys! Come on! Come on! Come on! 1904 02:17:36,197 --> 02:17:38,922 Look who has come! - Prem! How are you? 1905 02:17:38,970 --> 02:17:40,010 Rahul has come! Rahul! 1906 02:17:40,035 --> 02:17:41,875 Prem! - Control! - Prem! Prem! 1907 02:17:42,304 --> 02:17:43,756 How are you, man? 1908 02:17:44,832 --> 02:17:46,632 Have you guys come here to sing at some wedding? 1909 02:17:47,520 --> 02:17:53,440 Yes. Girls, meet my friend! Actually my fiancé's friend! Prem! 1910 02:17:53,465 --> 02:17:54,825 Oh! 1911 02:17:56,159 --> 02:17:59,439 You know he is a damn good wedding singer! - Hmm! 1912 02:18:00,751 --> 02:18:03,071 He is poor people's Daler Mehendi! 1913 02:18:07,895 --> 02:18:11,375 You know.. this man makes everybody's wedding so lively! 1914 02:18:11,815 --> 02:18:14,455 But at his wedding.. his bride didn't come. 1915 02:18:14,624 --> 02:18:19,504 Oh! So sad! So sad! 1916 02:18:22,879 --> 02:18:24,159 Poor guy! 1917 02:18:25,888 --> 02:18:31,688 Actually my fiancé Priya.. he likes her a lot! - Oh! 1918 02:18:36,215 --> 02:18:38,775 You both are always together! No girls! 1919 02:18:40,408 --> 02:18:42,648 Have you both married each other? 1920 02:18:44,335 --> 02:18:48,535 Hey! Today we don't have dolls meaning.. 1921 02:18:49,282 --> 02:18:49,872 Meaning? 1922 02:18:50,024 --> 02:18:55,896 Girl! Gal! Damsel! 1923 02:18:56,279 --> 02:18:58,519 You didn't understand? You didn't understand? 1924 02:18:59,311 --> 02:19:02,231 Girls! Girls! Man, girls! 1925 02:19:02,608 --> 02:19:03,528 Girls! 1926 02:19:04,567 --> 02:19:07,727 Doll! Which doll do you want? This doll? 1927 02:19:08,279 --> 02:19:10,879 This doll? Which one? Which one? Tell me! 1928 02:19:10,990 --> 02:19:14,630 This one! - No, no, no! She is mine tonight! 1929 02:19:16,303 --> 02:19:20,343 Mine tonight? Mine tonight? 1930 02:19:24,502 --> 02:19:26,222 Then what about Priya? 1931 02:19:27,024 --> 02:19:31,904 She is so nice! Cultured! Beautiful! 1932 02:19:32,015 --> 02:19:35,455 Strong! Dependable! 1933 02:19:36,704 --> 02:19:39,745 She is a homely girl! And you are saying mine tonight! 1934 02:19:40,063 --> 02:19:42,423 Prem! Prem, relax! 1935 02:19:44,391 --> 02:19:45,831 Relax! I am now relaxed! - Now tell me! 1936 02:19:46,135 --> 02:19:47,775 We are now relaxed! Now tell me! 1937 02:19:48,028 --> 02:19:49,247 Come on! - Tell me! Tell me! 1938 02:19:50,555 --> 02:19:53,235 Prem.. this is between.. 1939 02:19:55,451 --> 02:19:58,211 Not Priya! Please! 1940 02:20:01,972 --> 02:20:04,172 I will tell her! - Tell her! 1941 02:20:04,964 --> 02:20:07,924 Prem! Come on, man! - Shoulder! 1942 02:20:10,020 --> 02:20:11,180 What's happening, man? 1943 02:20:11,819 --> 02:20:12,859 Cheeks! 1944 02:20:14,133 --> 02:20:17,093 Prem, please! Please! 1945 02:20:18,077 --> 02:20:23,477 Jaws! Out of control! Beat! Beat! Beat! 1946 02:20:23,676 --> 02:20:24,796 Rahul! - Yes! 1947 02:20:24,923 --> 02:20:29,203 Excuse me! Excuse me! I have to punch him! 1948 02:20:34,987 --> 02:20:35,627 He hit me! 1949 02:20:40,628 --> 02:20:41,947 Bye, Daler! 1950 02:20:50,212 --> 02:20:56,412 If we had not been drunk, then could he have beaten us? 1951 02:20:56,524 --> 02:21:00,484 He can beat us because he knows Kum-fu and Karate! 1952 02:21:00,933 --> 02:21:05,373 He can keep Priya happy because he is rich! Got it? 1953 02:21:05,965 --> 02:21:07,445 Whose friend are you? - Yours! 1954 02:21:08,092 --> 02:21:11,025 Then how can you say this! - I am telling the truth! 1955 02:21:11,050 --> 02:21:14,810 Whom did you beat? Him? 1956 02:21:15,964 --> 02:21:19,764 He.. is your future! Reform! 1957 02:21:20,164 --> 02:21:23,044 Bright future! Look at your future! 1958 02:21:30,258 --> 02:21:31,218 Nisha, you? 1959 02:21:32,259 --> 02:21:33,499 How are you, Prem? 1960 02:21:33,587 --> 02:21:36,027 I am fine. I am good. How are you? 1961 02:21:37,276 --> 02:21:38,916 Come in! Come in! Come in! 1962 02:21:40,003 --> 02:21:41,243 How is your brother? 1963 02:21:41,388 --> 02:21:42,468 Now he is fine! 1964 02:21:42,844 --> 02:21:47,164 At least something good happened! Where is your husband? 1965 02:21:54,370 --> 02:21:58,530 What happened? Does he know that you have come here? 1966 02:22:03,596 --> 02:22:06,476 Prem.. I didn't get married. 1967 02:22:06,501 --> 02:22:08,621 What? Why? 1968 02:22:11,698 --> 02:22:12,898 He is marrying somebody else! 1969 02:22:18,698 --> 02:22:20,138 I am sorry! Very sorry! 1970 02:22:23,236 --> 02:22:26,072 Your fate and my fate, both are so similar! 1971 02:22:26,408 --> 02:22:29,688 After you left.. I fell in love with Priya. 1972 02:22:30,200 --> 02:22:34,840 Before I could express my love.. she gave me her wedding card. 1973 02:22:35,751 --> 02:22:36,831 I was sitting here only! 1974 02:22:40,032 --> 02:22:41,072 Shall I tell you something interesting? 1975 02:22:41,848 --> 02:22:44,648 Even her fiancé's name is Rahul. And he too is an NRI. 1976 02:22:45,113 --> 02:22:47,713 Nisha, why are NRI Rahuls after me? 1977 02:22:48,184 --> 02:22:49,784 Don't they find any NRI girls? 1978 02:22:50,472 --> 02:22:52,072 With great difficulty I entice girls. 1979 02:22:52,167 --> 02:22:54,887 And they easily take them from me. And they don't even marry. 1980 02:22:57,096 --> 02:22:58,576 What does God wants? 1981 02:23:00,698 --> 02:23:04,378 Maybe God wants.. both of us to come together again. 1982 02:23:08,870 --> 02:23:13,550 No, Nisha. Whether Priya loves me or not.. 1983 02:23:14,688 --> 02:23:16,168 I love Priya. 1984 02:23:18,454 --> 02:23:23,694 And you.. look in my eyes and tell me. Do you still love me? 1985 02:23:29,150 --> 02:23:29,990 No. 1986 02:23:30,656 --> 02:23:32,109 But we can be friends. 1987 02:23:34,056 --> 02:23:35,976 Of course! - That's it! 1988 02:23:38,398 --> 02:23:39,598 Oh my God! 1989 02:23:50,871 --> 02:23:51,871 Rahul! 1990 02:23:51,928 --> 02:23:55,608 Hi, darling! I was thinking about you only! 1991 02:23:55,735 --> 02:24:00,215 Oh, Rahul! Come on! Be serious! I want to marry you! Today! 1992 02:24:01,424 --> 02:24:02,464 What? Today? 1993 02:24:02,767 --> 02:24:04,073 Yes! Today! 1994 02:24:04,968 --> 02:24:05,765 Okay! 1995 02:24:06,032 --> 02:24:11,432 Priya! Priya, what joke is this? Are you going to marry Rahul? 1996 02:24:11,983 --> 02:24:15,543 Priya, you love Prem, don't you? Why don't you tell him? 1997 02:24:17,249 --> 02:24:19,489 Mona, I had gone to Prem's house. 1998 02:24:20,944 --> 02:24:24,945 Nisha has returned in his life. They both are very happy. 1999 02:24:26,215 --> 02:24:30,575 Good for Prem. Some relationship are formed to last. 2000 02:24:31,264 --> 02:24:32,704 But I am very happy for Prem! 2001 02:24:32,775 --> 02:24:34,575 You? What about you? 2002 02:24:35,878 --> 02:24:39,078 What about me? I too will be happy with Rahul. 2003 02:24:40,831 --> 02:24:42,991 But you do tell Tiger that you love him! 2004 02:24:43,592 --> 02:24:48,312 He loves you a lot! Go, Mona! Tell him about your love! Go! 2005 02:24:50,288 --> 02:24:54,528 Go, Mona! Otherwise like me, you too will lose the chance. Go! 2006 02:24:57,399 --> 02:25:02,999 And yes! If you meet Prem, then tell him.. that he is a bad singer. 2007 02:25:03,567 --> 02:25:08,047 And he looks ugly too! And I will never miss him! 2008 02:25:14,504 --> 02:25:17,104 "If you have my love and I gave you.." 2009 02:25:17,129 --> 02:25:19,729 It happens! It happens! It happens! 2010 02:25:19,754 --> 02:25:21,514 But why does it always happen with me? 2011 02:25:21,880 --> 02:25:24,280 Is my heart India's government that it breaks all the time! 2012 02:25:24,415 --> 02:25:25,930 Your heart has broken only twice. 2013 02:25:25,955 --> 02:25:28,955 My heart has broken 263 times! 2014 02:25:29,303 --> 02:25:32,743 But.. did they ever love you? Did you ever love them? Then? 2015 02:25:33,048 --> 02:25:34,688 That's why I am alone! 2016 02:25:34,838 --> 02:25:36,398 And I drink liquor every night and I go to sleep. 2017 02:25:36,423 --> 02:25:38,303 And I think that I will give it up tomorrow morning but.. 2018 02:25:38,558 --> 02:25:40,878 But why does a person drink so much? 2019 02:25:41,543 --> 02:25:42,463 Good question! 2020 02:25:45,488 --> 02:25:47,488 A man drinks liquor so much.. 2021 02:25:47,968 --> 02:25:50,368 ..because how long can a man drink only soda? 2022 02:25:52,305 --> 02:25:56,305 No! It's not about soda! It's about quantity! 2023 02:25:56,998 --> 02:26:01,078 If anybody who loves me a bit tells me to give up liquor,.. 2024 02:26:01,103 --> 02:26:03,423 ..then I will give up liquor. - Then give it up! 2025 02:26:03,919 --> 02:26:07,519 The man who has been drinking since childhood, how can he.. 2026 02:26:07,544 --> 02:26:08,624 Give up so easily? 2027 02:26:08,649 --> 02:26:09,449 So you won't give it up? 2028 02:26:09,474 --> 02:26:11,034 I will give it up! Say it lovingly! I will give it up! 2029 02:26:11,358 --> 02:26:12,678 Please give it up! 2030 02:26:13,158 --> 02:26:17,478 Really? You and me! I love you! - Tiger! 2031 02:26:19,739 --> 02:26:22,219 Later! - Enough! 2032 02:26:23,274 --> 02:26:25,754 Hello! Enough! Why are you making me feel jealous? 2033 02:26:26,076 --> 02:26:28,036 You both have fixed your matter. But what about me? 2034 02:26:28,812 --> 02:26:30,332 Oh by the way, congratulations! 2035 02:26:32,091 --> 02:26:34,811 For what? - You and Nisha have patched up! Right? 2036 02:26:35,412 --> 02:26:37,732 Nowadays it happens! In TV serials they say.. 2037 02:26:37,757 --> 02:26:40,197 we will meet after the break! The same is the case with them. 2038 02:26:43,875 --> 02:26:48,075 Today Priya told me that when she had come to meet you.. 2039 02:26:48,140 --> 02:26:50,740 she saw you and Nisha in your room. 2040 02:26:51,978 --> 02:26:55,178 And Priya thought that I and Nisha's love.. 2041 02:26:55,226 --> 02:26:59,426 Yes! - Tiger, you know! - Yes! 2042 02:27:00,322 --> 02:27:01,122 I only love Priya! 2043 02:27:01,204 --> 02:27:04,404 But she too loves you! Today she had come to say this only! 2044 02:27:04,844 --> 02:27:06,884 What? She loves me? - Yes! 2045 02:27:07,307 --> 02:27:08,907 Tiger, she loves me! 2046 02:27:09,259 --> 02:27:10,779 But what about Nisha? 2047 02:27:11,012 --> 02:27:12,532 Oh! Oh my God! 2048 02:27:12,794 --> 02:27:14,154 What? - Oh my God! Tiger! 2049 02:27:14,187 --> 02:27:16,507 What happened? - You know.. Priya will ruin her life! 2050 02:27:17,531 --> 02:27:18,531 You know.. you know Rahul, don't you? 2051 02:27:18,556 --> 02:27:20,676 Yeah! Yeah! That bad boy! - She is going to marry Rahul! 2052 02:27:20,710 --> 02:27:22,990 What? - Oh no! - They both have left for the airport! 2053 02:27:23,015 --> 02:27:24,455 And they are going to Agra! 2054 02:27:24,738 --> 02:27:27,578 Prem! - Taj Mahal! - Please let's run! Come on! - Let's go! 2055 02:27:27,658 --> 02:27:28,698 Hurry up! 2056 02:27:31,938 --> 02:27:34,818 Passengers travelling from flight 216 are requested to please.. 2057 02:27:35,219 --> 02:27:37,059 Your boarding cards as usual. 2058 02:27:37,234 --> 02:27:38,754 Please shift it to J class. 2059 02:27:38,898 --> 02:27:40,578 Flight is full as usual. 2060 02:27:40,683 --> 02:27:42,793 Try to understand! I don't travel in Economy! 2061 02:27:42,818 --> 02:27:45,698 Then go walking. You have a good company too as usual. 2062 02:27:45,947 --> 02:27:46,983 Very funny! 2063 02:27:47,228 --> 02:27:49,229 Have a nice journey as usual. 2064 02:27:54,079 --> 02:27:55,039 Tiger, drive fast! 2065 02:27:55,064 --> 02:27:56,704 Faster than this? - We are still in the village. 2066 02:27:56,911 --> 02:27:57,871 I am driving, man! 2067 02:27:58,655 --> 02:27:59,975 I will call sister! - Okay! 2068 02:28:05,872 --> 02:28:06,472 Hello! 2069 02:28:06,792 --> 02:28:10,672 Hello, sister! Sister, I am going to Agra from Delhi's first flight. 2070 02:28:10,745 --> 02:28:12,425 Are you going to admit yourself in Agra's mental asylum? 2071 02:28:12,719 --> 02:28:13,999 Only this was left! 2072 02:28:14,527 --> 02:28:17,727 Because.. Priya is going to marry Rahul there! 2073 02:28:17,767 --> 02:28:18,567 And I am going to break the wedding. 2074 02:28:18,760 --> 02:28:21,400 Sister, I have found out that Priya loves me. 2075 02:28:22,264 --> 02:28:23,344 Okay, sister! Bye! 2076 02:28:23,488 --> 02:28:25,088 Prem! Prem! Listen, Prem! 2077 02:28:26,263 --> 02:28:27,263 Vinod, let's go to the airport! 2078 02:28:34,351 --> 02:28:36,271 Nisha! - Rahul! 2079 02:28:36,791 --> 02:28:37,951 What a surprise! 2080 02:28:38,743 --> 02:28:39,503 Where are you going? 2081 02:28:39,567 --> 02:28:42,567 Agra! To get married in Taj Mahal! What about you? 2082 02:28:42,904 --> 02:28:45,304 Agra! But for a job in Hotel Taj! 2083 02:28:45,822 --> 02:28:48,016 By the way.. how is your brother? 2084 02:28:49,110 --> 02:28:52,670 He is fine. After you got him treated in America.. 2085 02:28:53,023 --> 02:28:54,023 he has got cured completely. 2086 02:28:55,087 --> 02:28:57,447 Thank you, Rahul! Congratulations! 2087 02:28:57,688 --> 02:28:58,568 Congratulations for your wedding! 2088 02:28:58,687 --> 02:29:01,967 Thanks! Come, I will introduce you to my fiancé. Come. - Let's go! 2089 02:29:02,104 --> 02:29:03,944 Priya! - Hmm! - Meet Nisha! 2090 02:29:04,159 --> 02:29:05,639 Priya! - Nisha! 2091 02:29:05,986 --> 02:29:07,106 Priya! 2092 02:29:07,296 --> 02:29:09,656 You both know each other? - Yes! 2093 02:29:10,839 --> 02:29:12,199 Congratulations for your wedding! 2094 02:29:12,925 --> 02:29:17,525 Same to you! I am very happy that you and Prem have patched up! 2095 02:29:19,840 --> 02:29:24,800 No, Priya! Maybe I was too late! Prem loves somebody else. 2096 02:29:30,087 --> 02:29:34,007 And.. maybe you know whom. 2097 02:29:37,066 --> 02:29:39,132 Excuse me! Are you all together? 2098 02:29:40,206 --> 02:29:43,926 Yes and no too! Excuse me. 2099 02:29:46,764 --> 02:29:50,324 You know Priya.. I was going to marry Nisha. 2100 02:29:51,444 --> 02:29:56,044 And today I am marrying you. But she is perfect for Prem. 2101 02:29:56,498 --> 02:29:57,738 She is a nice girl. 2102 02:30:02,583 --> 02:30:05,223 The entire airport is vacant. I think Delhi's flight has departed! 2103 02:30:05,576 --> 02:30:06,936 Listen! What is Delhi's flight's position? 2104 02:30:07,078 --> 02:30:08,918 It left half an hour ago as usual. 2105 02:30:10,669 --> 02:30:11,869 Have patience! Have patience! 2106 02:30:12,039 --> 02:30:13,188 When is the next flight? 2107 02:30:13,213 --> 02:30:15,253 It will leave after half an hour as usual. 2108 02:30:15,662 --> 02:30:16,942 Book three tickets for third class. 2109 02:30:16,967 --> 02:30:19,389 This is not VT station. Its Mumbai airport! 2110 02:30:19,470 --> 02:30:21,470 Here only two class tickets are available. 2111 02:30:21,605 --> 02:30:23,445 Economy and J class as usual. 2112 02:30:23,470 --> 02:30:25,390 You are lucky that just now 5 tickets of.. 2113 02:30:25,415 --> 02:30:27,255 ..J class have been cancelled as usual. 2114 02:30:27,280 --> 02:30:28,760 3 tickets! 3 tickets! 2115 02:30:28,785 --> 02:30:32,385 Not 3, Tiger! 5 tickets! We are with you, brother! 2116 02:30:32,410 --> 02:30:33,330 Right on time! 2117 02:30:34,079 --> 02:30:37,799 Did you hear that? 5 tickets as usual! - As usual? 2118 02:30:49,981 --> 02:30:50,581 Sir! - No thanks! 2119 02:30:50,733 --> 02:30:51,483 Sir! 2120 02:30:52,424 --> 02:30:53,890 I have! Thank you! 2121 02:30:55,724 --> 02:30:57,213 Prem.. - The pilot is flying the plane very slow! 2122 02:30:57,293 --> 02:30:58,681 He is not eating! I will go and check! 2123 02:31:00,310 --> 02:31:03,179 Prem, eat your food! It's really nice! 2124 02:31:03,204 --> 02:31:05,204 It's good for health. And it's for free. 2125 02:31:05,261 --> 02:31:08,700 You are mad! He is sad! And you are talking about food! 2126 02:31:09,409 --> 02:31:12,009 Tiger, we have to find Priya after landing in Agra. 2127 02:31:12,065 --> 02:31:13,665 Not here amongst clouds. 2128 02:31:13,961 --> 02:31:15,881 You are married that's why! 2129 02:31:16,227 --> 02:31:19,787 Listen! If you both are not eating, then I will eat your share. 2130 02:31:20,233 --> 02:31:20,993 Vinod! 2131 02:31:21,273 --> 02:31:23,271 Coming! Don't forget, Prem! Take it! 2132 02:31:23,296 --> 02:31:24,856 Its okay! Its okay! 2133 02:31:28,777 --> 02:31:32,297 Excuse me, ma'am! You are a very good looking girl. 2134 02:31:34,850 --> 02:31:36,650 Please don't misunderstand me! 2135 02:31:37,266 --> 02:31:42,066 You see.. I am director, producer, Dinesh Kapoor. 2136 02:31:42,410 --> 02:31:44,690 Oh! You are Mr. Dinesh Kapoor! - Yes! 2137 02:31:44,739 --> 02:31:46,419 The famous film director! - Yes! 2138 02:31:46,705 --> 02:31:48,105 Oh sir, I am a big fan of yours! 2139 02:31:48,130 --> 02:31:49,210 Thanks. - How are you? 2140 02:31:49,235 --> 02:31:52,635 Fine! Will you be the heroine in my next film? 2141 02:31:53,176 --> 02:31:56,176 Sir! Heroine in your film? - Yes! - Definitely! Why not? 2142 02:31:59,011 --> 02:32:00,891 Here is my card! - Since when I wanted to be a heroine! 2143 02:32:00,916 --> 02:32:01,855 Okay! - Yes! 2144 02:32:01,880 --> 02:32:03,551 Here is my card! - Oh! 2145 02:32:03,576 --> 02:32:05,896 Do contact me at my Mumbai office! 2146 02:32:05,952 --> 02:32:09,672 Oh thank you so much! Thank you! Tiger! Did you hear? 2147 02:32:10,176 --> 02:32:11,372 Tiger! Tiger! Look at this! 2148 02:32:11,551 --> 02:32:13,836 I have got the chance to be a heroine in Dinesh Kapoor's movie! 2149 02:32:13,861 --> 02:32:18,291 Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Oh my God! 2150 02:32:18,316 --> 02:32:19,756 5 years' toil in waste! 2151 02:32:20,654 --> 02:32:22,014 Have patience! Have patience! 2152 02:32:31,589 --> 02:32:33,789 So you won't be the heroine in my film? 2153 02:32:34,414 --> 02:32:38,734 I want to be the heroine in Tiger's life and not in your film. 2154 02:32:39,279 --> 02:32:42,799 Yeah! - Yeah! 2155 02:32:47,327 --> 02:32:49,687 Don't worry! Your work too will be done! Be strong! Strong.. 2156 02:32:52,405 --> 02:32:53,085 Excuse me! - Yes, sir! 2157 02:32:53,431 --> 02:32:55,831 Can you please shift these two seats in J class? 2158 02:32:56,061 --> 02:32:57,861 I will try, sir! - Thank you! 2159 02:33:01,853 --> 02:33:02,973 Sunil! - Yes! 2160 02:33:03,277 --> 02:33:05,277 Some Economy class passenger wants a seat in J class. 2161 02:33:05,348 --> 02:33:06,748 I will try. What name did you say? 2162 02:33:06,829 --> 02:33:09,909 Some Pogalia. - Okay. - What name did you say? 2163 02:33:10,148 --> 02:33:11,468 Mr. Pogalia! 2164 02:33:12,165 --> 02:33:14,805 Not Pogalia! Phogalia! 2165 02:33:26,485 --> 02:33:28,885 Prem! What happened? - Tiger! They both are in this flight! 2166 02:33:28,988 --> 02:33:31,948 Then what are you thinking! Go, break it and tell her! 2167 02:33:31,974 --> 02:33:34,134 Break? Is the plane going to be hijacked? 2168 02:33:34,159 --> 02:33:36,839 No! Somebody is hijacking his girlfriend! 2169 02:33:36,864 --> 02:33:39,264 Oh! Its matter of love! - Yes! 2170 02:33:39,289 --> 02:33:40,953 Then go on! 2171 02:33:41,334 --> 02:33:42,534 Excuse me, ma'am! - Yeah! - Can we have.. 2172 02:33:42,559 --> 02:33:43,734 ..the announcement mike please? 2173 02:33:43,965 --> 02:33:45,525 Yeah! Sure, sir! - Thank you! 2174 02:33:46,247 --> 02:33:47,527 Fast! Fast! Come on! 2175 02:33:53,584 --> 02:33:55,024 Attention, ladies and gentlemen! 2176 02:33:58,078 --> 02:34:01,918 A J class passenger wants to sing for you all. 2177 02:34:02,796 --> 02:34:04,596 He wants to entertain you all. 2178 02:34:08,231 --> 02:34:12,951 This is not just a song.. its his life, his love. 2179 02:34:14,262 --> 02:34:15,822 It's the voice of his heart. 2180 02:34:18,837 --> 02:34:20,157 Yes! 2181 02:35:06,396 --> 02:35:10,436 "Stranger.." 2182 02:35:10,757 --> 02:35:17,077 "Stranger.. I have already fallen in love." 2183 02:35:17,302 --> 02:35:20,862 "Stranger.." 2184 02:35:21,676 --> 02:35:28,196 "Stranger.. I have already fallen in love." 2185 02:35:28,285 --> 02:35:32,565 "Stranger.." 2186 02:35:36,493 --> 02:35:40,773 "I wanted to tell you but I couldn't tell you." 2187 02:35:40,806 --> 02:35:45,686 "Today I had to tell you." 2188 02:35:45,780 --> 02:35:50,100 "Embrace me. You are my life." 2189 02:35:50,190 --> 02:35:53,430 "Stranger.." 2190 02:35:54,518 --> 02:36:01,038 "Stranger.. I have already fallen in love." 2191 02:36:01,197 --> 02:36:05,757 "Stranger.." 2192 02:36:36,987 --> 02:36:39,547 You can sing such a long song! But you can't say I love you? 2193 02:36:39,689 --> 02:36:41,289 Oh! 2194 02:36:41,426 --> 02:36:43,746 I love you! Do I have to say this? 2195 02:36:44,668 --> 02:36:48,388 Priya! I am not jealous! 2196 02:36:49,818 --> 02:36:53,458 I got my Nisha! By the way you guys are made for each other! 2197 02:36:53,725 --> 02:36:55,600 Congratulations! - Oh! 2198 02:36:55,722 --> 02:36:56,762 Congratulations to you too! 2199 02:36:56,899 --> 02:36:57,979 Even you guys are made for each other! 2200 02:36:58,004 --> 02:36:59,924 Even we are made for each other! 2201 02:37:00,466 --> 02:37:03,866 Is that so? - My wife! All of it! 2202 02:37:05,152 --> 02:37:08,192 Great! 3 marriages together! 2203 02:37:08,817 --> 02:37:11,097 Excuse me! Excuse me! 2204 02:37:11,537 --> 02:37:14,617 You all please go to your seats! And tie your seat belts! 2205 02:37:14,707 --> 02:37:18,947 Forget that! Tie the flowery veil on their heads! 2206 02:37:20,986 --> 02:37:22,226 Flowery veil! 2207 02:37:23,010 --> 02:37:24,610 Thank you, God! 2208 02:37:31,840 --> 02:37:33,520 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 2209 02:37:33,545 --> 02:37:35,585 "Your fair arms are beautiful." 2210 02:37:38,768 --> 02:37:40,448 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 2211 02:37:40,473 --> 02:37:42,073 "Your fair arms are beautiful." 2212 02:37:42,098 --> 02:37:43,698 "Your appearance is alluring." 2213 02:37:43,967 --> 02:37:45,967 "Your attitudes are charming." 2214 02:37:49,160 --> 02:37:50,800 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 2215 02:37:50,843 --> 02:37:52,403 "Your fair arms are beautiful." 2216 02:37:52,608 --> 02:37:54,248 "Your appearance is alluring." 2217 02:37:54,336 --> 02:37:56,456 "Your attitudes are charming." 2218 02:37:59,440 --> 02:38:04,920 "Beloved, you are so mind-blowing." 2219 02:38:05,096 --> 02:38:08,496 "O beloved." 2220 02:38:08,651 --> 02:38:12,232 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 2221 02:38:12,257 --> 02:38:15,497 "O beloved." 2222 02:38:15,522 --> 02:38:19,282 "You stole my heart, o beloved." 2223 02:38:22,016 --> 02:38:23,656 "Your eyes are mesmerising." 2224 02:38:23,681 --> 02:38:25,241 "Your talks are nice." 2225 02:38:25,266 --> 02:38:26,786 "Your appearance is alluring." 2226 02:38:27,176 --> 02:38:29,257 "Your youth is charming." 2227 02:38:38,336 --> 02:38:40,696 "O beloved." 164981