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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,344 --> 00:00:31,344 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:31,338 Marlon Butterpaws, 3 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:35,137 we have contacted our informant on Planet Skibbles. 4 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,972 No trace of the Master Bone. 5 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,433 Drat, my trusty Tinkaroo. 6 00:01:41,225 --> 00:01:44,017 Another planet and still no Master Bone. 7 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:46,395 We must find that bone at once. 8 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:50,902 What's so special about a bone anyway, Marlon Butterpaws? 9 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,695 The Master Bone is a bone of legend. 10 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:57,657 A bone of an ancient and rare dinosaur. 11 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:58,991 A bone so incredible 12 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,493 it can bestow upon those who obtain it 13 00:02:01,495 --> 00:02:04,873 the ability to rule the entire universe. 14 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,666 But the top secret agents of Star Paws 15 00:02:07,668 --> 00:02:10,586 are also looking for the bone. 16 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,922 What if they find it before we do? 17 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:16,091 Never, I will take care of those pesky agents. 18 00:02:16,093 --> 00:02:17,802 They will not stop me. 19 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,596 We will find the bone first. 20 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,556 Once you possess the bone, 21 00:02:22,558 --> 00:02:26,268 you'll be the most powerful kitty in the cosmos, 22 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:28,353 Marlon Butterpaws. 23 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:30,106 As it should be. 24 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:35,153 I will ride from universe to universe, galaxy to galaxy, 25 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,739 dimension to dimension, completely unstoppable, 26 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:43,287 wreaking kitty havoc everywhere we go! 27 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:49,835 That's downright evil, Marlon Butterpaws. 28 00:02:51,837 --> 00:02:57,007 I will plunder every planet and take all their treats. 29 00:02:57,009 --> 00:03:00,053 Sardines, kibble, tuna! 30 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:04,643 Everything fishy will be mine! 31 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,853 A million megalons into the future, 32 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:14,860 in a galaxy inside a nebula to the right of a black hole, 33 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:18,196 a secret elite group stands alone 34 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,989 to protect the universe from evil. 35 00:03:20,991 --> 00:03:28,498 This elite group is known simply as Star Paws. 36 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,458 Cadet Tony Skyfetcher. 37 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,544 Cadet Billy June Spaceslobber. 38 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,506 Ready for pooper-scooper assignment, Officer Rufflebuns. 39 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:37,843 Dog speed. 40 00:03:39,885 --> 00:03:42,804 Greeting, Captain Fuzzface. 41 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:46,266 Always a displeasure to see your ugly mug. 42 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,769 Marlon Butterpaws. 43 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,229 In the furball, Captain Fuzzface. 44 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,607 It's me, your arch-nemesis. 45 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,234 I've heard you are training your best agents 46 00:03:57,236 --> 00:04:00,113 to get to the Master Bone. 47 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:03,365 You better believe it, Marlon Butterpaws. 48 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:07,745 Well, too bad about that, ugly mug. 49 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,373 I've got a secret. 50 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:14,001 What have you done now, Marlon Butterpaws? 51 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,796 I've dognapped all your best agents. 52 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:20,632 Now you have nobody to go after the Master Bone. 53 00:04:20,634 --> 00:04:22,596 And I will get to it first! 54 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,637 You must release them at once. 55 00:04:25,639 --> 00:04:29,558 Why, so they can find the Master Bone before me? 56 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,269 No way. 57 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,440 The Master Bone will be mine, and mine alone. 58 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:40,197 And with it I will rule the universe! 59 00:04:41,238 --> 00:04:43,322 See you later, bad breath. 60 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,699 I need two agents, now. 61 00:04:45,701 --> 00:04:47,995 Or the universe is kitty toast. 62 00:05:05,387 --> 00:05:08,223 Whoa, Billy June, I never knew space-poop scooping 63 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,640 could be so much fun. 64 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,974 I think that's cuz 65 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:13,562 there ain't much much poop in space, Tony. 66 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,313 That's certainly a plus, Billy June. 67 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,983 I think you mean a minus, Tony. 68 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,820 You know, cuz there's no poop, that's a negative number. 69 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:23,947 Either way Billy June, 70 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,031 I think just being in space is amazing. 71 00:05:26,033 --> 00:05:28,409 Yep, I reckon it is. 72 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,370 Whoa, look at that nebula! 73 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:33,331 That's pretty nice. 74 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,920 Cadets Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber. 75 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,337 Hey, Agent Big Boy. 76 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:43,425 What's the 329, Agent Big Boy? 77 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:47,344 You mean what's the 411, Spaceslobber. 78 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:50,557 No, I mean 329, 79 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:54,310 given we're 25 degrees east of space and time, 80 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,856 in the third quadrant of Fluffbutt Nebula. 81 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,356 Which means we're 2,000 light-years 82 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,983 from the Star Paws space station. 83 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:04,406 And out here, 411 is 329. 84 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:07,240 Yeah. 85 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,242 No, it's still 411. 86 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,368 Now if I make... 87 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,329 What's the 329, Agent Big Boy? 88 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:16,585 Report to Captain Fuzzface immediately. 89 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,334 Whoa, did you hear that Billy June? 90 00:06:19,336 --> 00:06:24,132 Captain Fuzzface wants to see us. 91 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,052 Slobbery space bones! 92 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,385 You think it's about our Secret Service training test, Tony? 93 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:29,219 What else could it be? 94 00:06:29,221 --> 00:06:30,805 Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber. 95 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:31,848 Yes sir. 96 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,558 Sir, yes sir. 97 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:38,312 I have the results of your Star Paws agent training tests. 98 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:41,315 Oh boy, oh boy, this is gonna be awesome. 99 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,402 How did we do, Captain Fuzzface? 100 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,779 Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber. 101 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,656 You have failed all your tests. 102 00:06:49,658 --> 00:06:51,367 Whoa. 103 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,911 Whoa. 104 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,579 Both of you failed your IQ test. 105 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,082 Yeah, that was a tough one, Captain. 106 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,375 You failed your flea-and-tick test. 107 00:07:00,377 --> 00:07:02,961 Yeah, been itching up a storm lately. 108 00:07:02,963 --> 00:07:06,591 Those flea collars, they don't work too good. 109 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,675 You failed your fetch test. 110 00:07:08,677 --> 00:07:11,178 We didn't realize they wanted us to fetch the paper. 111 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,557 So we went for the trainer's butt. 112 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,601 A lot more to grab onto, anyway. 113 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,646 You failed your rollover test. 114 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,606 Yeah, we rolled under instead. 115 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,651 You definitely failed your play dead test. 116 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:25,985 Shucks. 117 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,654 In fact, you two turned out to be 118 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:32,199 the worst canine recruits we've ever had. 119 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:33,618 Whoa. 120 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,704 Incredible. 121 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:37,790 We did achieve something. 122 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,166 Despite the fact that you two 123 00:07:41,168 --> 00:07:44,045 are utter canine recruit failures, 124 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,714 I welcome you to... 125 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,341 The secret elite Star Paws team? 126 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:54,471 Alas, yes, we need two new Star Paws agents, stat, 127 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,515 and you're the only two available. 128 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,894 Wow, we're gonna be part of the Star Paws team? 129 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:07,444 You are sworn to protect the universe from evil. 130 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:11,156 Whoa, I hate evil so much. 131 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,490 Me too. 132 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,742 You must learn basic Star Paws skills 133 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,368 to complete your assigned mission. 134 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,413 I can't wait. 135 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,249 Me too. 136 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,916 Head to the elite Star Paws command center 137 00:08:22,918 --> 00:08:24,752 to receive instructions. 138 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,421 Oh, my space bacon strips. 139 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:30,966 Our first mission, I just can't wait. 140 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:33,051 This is gonna be so cool. 141 00:08:33,053 --> 00:08:34,762 We're gonna complete our first mission 142 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,766 in flying frisbees, Captain Fuzzface. 143 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:43,021 I hope so, for the sake of all the universe. 144 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,898 Greetings, recruits Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber, 145 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,358 and congratulations. 146 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,609 Thank you. 147 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,945 Mighty space kibbles! 148 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:54,199 I can't wait to receive instructions for our mission. 149 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,157 How's your sense of smell, 150 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:57,368 recruits Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber? 151 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,369 We aced that test, Agent Theodore. 152 00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:04,459 Yeah, we found that t-bone steak in 15 seconds flat. 153 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,044 Although our assignment was to seek out 154 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,462 an explosive meteorite. 155 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:12,260 Yeah, but the t-bone smelled way more deliciousnessness. 156 00:09:13,385 --> 00:09:16,512 Oh boy, this is gonna be harder than I thought. 157 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,223 What's our mission, Agent Theodore? 158 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:22,477 Your mission is to seek, uncover, and retrieve a bone. 159 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,853 If you can ever find it, that is. 160 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,397 A bone? 161 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,109 Did you say bone? 162 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,861 Do tell, Agent Theodore. 163 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:35,323 Is this a t-bone we're gonna be looking for? 164 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,826 No, not a t-bone, you're to seek, find, and retrieve 165 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:43,498 a very special bone, the Master Bone. 166 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,917 Whoa, the Master Bone? 167 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:50,463 Yeah, we're always up for bones. 168 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,549 Sounds like an awesome first mission. 169 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:55,759 Awesome yes, but extremely dangerous too. 170 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,430 Galactic treats, we love danger. 171 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,723 Not as much as we love treats. 172 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,850 We're ready for instructions, Agent Theodore. 173 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,770 You will undergo Star Paws canine development training 174 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,647 and learn all you need to know to succeed in your mission. 175 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:12,109 Star Paws canine development training? 176 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,653 Yes, you two are not quite ready for the mission, 177 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,449 but you're the only two agents we have. 178 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,324 Total space hydrant. 179 00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:21,411 Where is everybody? 180 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,539 They were dognapped by the evil Marlon Butterpaws, 181 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,833 our most demented arch-nemesis. 182 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:27,751 Oh, right. 183 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:31,631 Well, thankfully, you have us. 184 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,382 More like unfortunately, we have you. 185 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,426 You're gonna need much more training 186 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,179 before you're ready for your mission. 187 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,431 Bones of Neptune, did you hear that Billy June? 188 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:46,685 We're like the best agent duo in this place. 189 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:50,898 Alas it is true, you're the only agent duo in this place. 190 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,233 Now without much ado, you'll be appointed 191 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:56,362 to our best secret elite Star Paws agents. 192 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,699 Cool kibbles, sweet space treats. 193 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:03,286 You'll receive lessons on how to become a Star Paws agent. 194 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:07,206 You will learn to sniff, spot, and retrieve like the best. 195 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,833 We'll be great retrievers. 196 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,502 Yeah. 197 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,878 Just remember, you're training to retrieve 198 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:18,050 the assigned mission object, not random t-bone steaks. 199 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,512 Oh yeah! 200 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,720 We're on it. 201 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,848 You will not be assigned to the Master Bone mission 202 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,684 until you finish your training. 203 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,645 Is that clear? 204 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,604 Super clear, Agent Theodore. 205 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,358 Consider it done. 206 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,526 Good. 207 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,736 Now, I will assign you your instructors. 208 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,738 And if you thought your mission 209 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:42,242 was extremely dangerous before, 210 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:45,203 wait until you meet them. 211 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,787 Whoa. 212 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:51,584 Star Paws recruits, prepare to meet your instructors. 213 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,962 Whoa, Dr. Flatface McAdoo, 214 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,296 the wildest daredevil in the universe. 215 00:11:56,298 --> 00:12:00,676 The most amazing canine pilot in the galaxy. 216 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,887 And who are you two kibble bags? 217 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,348 I'm Star Paws recruit Tony Skyfetcher. 218 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:09,685 And I'm Star Paws recruit Billy June Spaceslobber. 219 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,397 I trust you two are here on pooper-scooper duty? 220 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,941 Oh no, Dr. Flatface McAdoo. 221 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,234 We're here to prepare 222 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:20,446 for our very first Star Paws mission. 223 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,489 We're here for flight training. 224 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,575 We need to be better pilots. 225 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,118 Faster. 226 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,954 In your dreams. 227 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,415 I don't train cadets. 228 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,417 Whoa, Dr. Flatface McAdoo. 229 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,045 This is the coolest day my life. 230 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,881 And mine. 231 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:41,094 - It's like... - A big bone. 232 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,429 Sprinkled with kibbles. 233 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,638 Covered in chocolate fudge! 234 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,601 Instead, it's Dr. Flatface McAdoo. 235 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,145 In the pelt. 236 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,228 Wolftastic meatballs. 237 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:56,733 This is gonna be awesome. 238 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,736 You two mutts think you have what it takes 239 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:03,781 to partner with the furrisome Dr. McAdoo? 240 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,868 - Yep! - Totally! 241 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:11,122 Very well, if you truly have what it takes, 242 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,709 you should be able to answer 243 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,002 the following question correctly. 244 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,379 If you do, who knows? 245 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,508 I might be impressed enough to train you. 246 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,676 Whoa, really? 247 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:27,097 What's the question, Dr. McAdoo? 248 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:32,102 How many t-bone steaks can you fit 249 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,813 in a photospheric spiral supernova? 250 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,355 Oh, that's easy. 251 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,316 Yeah, everybody knows how many t-bone steaks 252 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:43,195 you can fit in a photospheric spiral supernova. 253 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,406 Ha ha ha. 254 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:50,413 Well, amaze me with your acumen, recruits. 255 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,747 Totally, Dr. McAdoo. 256 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,873 The answer is: none. 257 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,792 What? 258 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,838 What do you mean, none? 259 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,674 Yeah, the metric surface 260 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,843 of a photospheric spiral supernova 261 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,055 is minus 90,000 megatrons. 262 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,432 Therefore you can't fit any t-bone steaks in it. 263 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,435 Because it's not really there. 264 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,645 Nope. 265 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:20,525 But you can unfit 700,000 t-bone steaks. 266 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,486 Yeah, or in other words, if 700,000 t-bone steaks 267 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,155 enter the photospheric spiral supernova 268 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,406 they become negatively charged. 269 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,743 And they're immediately transmuted to zero. 270 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,954 Leaving behind a stew-smelling stardust residue 271 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,499 with a half-space-life of 30 million trillion 272 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,752 mega zillion ions. 273 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,546 Which in dog years is about three minutes. 274 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,467 What about the t-bone steak, Tony? 275 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,218 No t-bone steaks. 276 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:52,348 Wait, if that's correct... 277 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,142 I must immediately call Operating Officer Trixie. 278 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,396 She's in charge of the photospheric spiral supernova 279 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,105 Star Paws station. 280 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,735 All her coordinates must be reprogrammed. 281 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,874 Marlon Butterpaws is at it again. 282 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,584 Marlon Butterpaws? 283 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,838 Whoa, who's Marlon Butterpaws? 284 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:31,970 He's our archiest of arch-nemesiseses. 285 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,516 Greetings my canine nemesis. 286 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,892 Here I am. 287 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,811 The evilest of evils, 288 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,730 the most powerful kitty in the universe, 289 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,109 Marlon Butterpaws. 290 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,569 Whoa, we have an arch-nemesis? 291 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,781 Cool bacon strips. 292 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:54,370 I'm making great progress on my ultimate evil plan. 293 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,457 You will never succeed, Marlon Butterpaws. 294 00:16:00,749 --> 00:16:03,085 We are training two new great recruits 295 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,424 to beat you at your own game. 296 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,052 Who, those two fleabags? 297 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,469 Don't make me laugh. 298 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,013 Milk might start coming out of my nose. 299 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,267 I just had breakfast. 300 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,102 That's funny. 301 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,773 Milk always comes out of my nose. 302 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,900 Please don't waste your time, Captain Fuzzface. 303 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,362 No matter what you do, you cannot stop me. 304 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,282 We will. 305 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,950 No you won't. 306 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:40,290 Not with those two goofballs as your best Star Paws agents. 307 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,123 Ridiculous! 308 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,877 Now the universe is mine. 309 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,004 And you best get ready for it. 310 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,550 Whoa, he's not kidding around. 311 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,555 There is nothing you can do to stop me now. 312 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:59,892 The Master Bone will be mine! 313 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:06,482 I'm gonna take over the galaxy. 314 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:12,822 See ya later! 315 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,616 Whoa, what are we gonna do, Captain Fuzzface? 316 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:19,161 It's about what you two are going to do. 317 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,412 Us? 318 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:25,250 Unfortunately you two are our only hope. 319 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,337 Ah, right. 320 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,380 Sweet. 321 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,591 Report to Agent BLT at once. 322 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,218 He will explain your mission. 323 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,844 We haven't got much time. 324 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,638 Greetings, recruits. 325 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,016 Hey, Agent BLT. 326 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,642 Woof to see ya. 327 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,018 You must be briefed about our archiest of arch-nemesis, 328 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,230 Marlon Butterpaws. 329 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,066 Cool. 330 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,899 Do tell. 331 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,359 He's a bonkers feline, 332 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,276 hell-bent on taking over the universe 333 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,947 and destroying the Star Paws forever. 334 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:58,867 Uh, Agent BLT, why is Marlon Butterpaws so bonkers anyway? 335 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,620 His kind was created in a lab 336 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,123 by combining all the bonkers cat videos ever made 337 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,876 into a single living cat. 338 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,755 Whoa, he must be totally bonkers then. 339 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,966 Absolutely loony. 340 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:16,260 So loony in fact he's been known to ride cardboard boxes 341 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:20,347 down slopes and play patty cake at the same time. 342 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,058 Whoa, totally crazy. 343 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,103 Infinitely wacky. 344 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,353 Incredibly weird. 345 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,773 Danger to the universe. 346 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,025 A total loose cannon. 347 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,651 Whoa. 348 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,989 And now he's looking for the Master Bone. 349 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,159 What is the Master Bone, Agent BLT? 350 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,036 The Master Bone is an ancient bone of legend. 351 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,413 It is so powerful it can wipe out 352 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,874 all of the galaxy's existence. 353 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,250 Or create it. 354 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,044 Whoever wields the Master Bone 355 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:54,548 can make whatever they desire just happen. 356 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,885 Whoa, amazing chicken nuggets. 357 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,764 Unfortunately, all our best Star Paws agents 358 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,432 have been dognapped by Marlon Butterpaws. 359 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,184 You are the only two left 360 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:09,396 who can stand against that powerful and very evil cat. 361 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,399 Yeah, we'll get to the bone first. 362 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,276 Sure we will. 363 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,904 Even though you failed all your training tests 364 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,990 we hope and pray that deep down somewhere 365 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,119 you have the capacity to find the Master Bone 366 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:28,040 and deliver us from the evil claws of Marlon Butterpaws. 367 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,124 Yep. 368 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,085 The bone can only be found 369 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,046 by amazing sniffers and retrievers. 370 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:38,093 For the universe is vast, and the bone, 371 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:42,596 even if it's a gig-enormous dinosaur bone, 372 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,682 it's well, it's just a bone. 373 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,686 So you have to train hard and quick. 374 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,689 We will. 375 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,190 We don't have much time. 376 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,275 And Marlon Butterpaws is adamant 377 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:57,194 about getting his claws on that bone. 378 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,363 Report to Agent Bumblety at once. 379 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,700 He will train your noses to sniff out bones. 380 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,497 Sir, yes sir, Agent BLT. 381 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,873 So let's get started. 382 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,044 I will fill the chamber with different smells, 383 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,587 and you will tell me what you're smelling. 384 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,631 Ready? 385 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:17,841 Ready Freddy. 386 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,594 What do you smell, recruits? 387 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,306 Total farts. 388 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:30,437 A delicious roast. 389 00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,729 Well, which one is it? 390 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,731 Yeah, maybe it's roast. 391 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,191 What do you say Billy June? 392 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:41,199 No, on second thought I'm gonna say totally farts. 393 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,908 Oh boy. 394 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,492 Well what was it, Agent BLT? 395 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,872 Yeah, what was that smell? 396 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,873 Bananas. 397 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,542 That was pretty close. 398 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:56,086 That wasn't close at all. 399 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,632 How in all the galaxies of the known universe 400 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:03,637 am I going to train you in time to beat Marlon Butterpaws? 401 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,264 Oh, don't worry Agent BLT, 402 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,391 we're confident we'll beat him to the bone. 403 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:12,144 Yeah, mountain-of-meatballs confident. 404 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:15,355 Goodie, I'm glad you're confident. 405 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,192 Nobody else around here is. 406 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:22,113 Well, actually, there is one canine in the whole universe 407 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,823 that believes in you. 408 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,533 Who is it, Agent BLT? 409 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:28,830 A foolish canine by the name of Zen Master Birdbutt. 410 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,885 Like the smell of bacon 411 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,764 wafts into the morning breeze, 412 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:52,352 so you have floated into my energy field, 413 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,813 Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber. 414 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,146 Zen Master Birdbutt, 415 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,982 the most incredible zen master in the galaxy. 416 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,442 Yes that's me. 417 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,863 I am indeed he whom you speak of. 418 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,199 I am Zen Master Birdbutt. 419 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,450 You he really believe in us, 420 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,327 Zen Master Birdbutt? 421 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,582 You believe we can accomplish this here mission 422 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,085 and get to the Master Bone before Marlon Butterpaws? 423 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,423 Yes I do. 424 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:23,674 You are the answer to saving the universe 425 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,009 from kitty domination. 426 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:30,267 So it was written on the bacon strips I had a for breakfast. 427 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,892 And on my houndoscope page. 428 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,353 Whoa. 429 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:40,357 I will help you along on your dangerous mission 430 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:44,362 by teaching you the ancient wisdoms of the yogi, 431 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:49,324 the art of the ninjas, the courage of the space samurai. 432 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,162 Cool. 433 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,496 Do we get to throw ninja stars? 434 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,873 Wushu whip chains? 435 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,874 No! 436 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,625 Bummer. 437 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:02,881 You are here to master your dog senses. 438 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:06,301 To become a true Star Paws agent. 439 00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:09,261 You have a long way to go 440 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:13,141 before you will reach your full potential. 441 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:17,812 I will train you in the ways of the canine samurai. 442 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,981 I believe you will accomplish your mission 443 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,401 in flying colors. 444 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:27,029 You just need the zen master lotus touch. 445 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,157 What are you gonna teach us, Zen Master Birdbutt? 446 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,283 Front-paw kick? 447 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,494 Paw-heel strike? 448 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:35,162 Silly pups. 449 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:38,917 Those are unnecessary for accomplishing your mission. 450 00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:42,461 Instead you two will need to sharpen 451 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:45,340 your bone-retrieving noses. 452 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,382 Oh yeah. 453 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:49,052 You will use your mind 454 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:53,389 to expand your olfactory receptor in your brain. 455 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,933 Oh, super cool. 456 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,437 You will also use your mind 457 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:03,650 to hopefully expand your actual mind. 458 00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,943 Since your IQ tests have revealed 459 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,113 a lower-than-normal dog IQ. 460 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,243 Actually you have more like the IQ of a sea cucumber. 461 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,663 I love sea cucumbers. 462 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,334 I have met the recruits, Captain Fuzzface. 463 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:26,381 I believe in the power of Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber. 464 00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,424 They are the chosen pups, 465 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:32,386 the ones who can fetch the Master Bone. 466 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:36,391 For all the meatballs in the galaxy, Zen Master Birdbutt, 467 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,687 I sure hope you're right. 468 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,563 You're playing with our lives. 469 00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:43,398 The destiny of the entire galaxy 470 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,401 is in the hands of two pooper-scooper pups 471 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:51,363 who failed every single Star Paws training test. 472 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,533 They shall succeed. 473 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,994 They will retrieve the Master Bone 474 00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:58,997 before Marlon Butterpaws does. 475 00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:03,500 Are you absolutely, positively sure? 476 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,462 Sometimes the clouds form over the river 477 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,338 when it's still snowing. 478 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,966 What does that mean, Zen Master Birdbutt? 479 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,510 It means... 480 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,555 I have no idea. 481 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,600 Oh boy, I hope Officer Butterball 482 00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:20,267 can do something with these two. 483 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,728 Time is of the essence. 484 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,103 I fear what would happen 485 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:26,442 if that feline gets his paws on the Master Bone. 486 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:47,923 Marlon Butterpaws, we have located the Master Bone. 487 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,592 Magnificent, my trusty Tinkaroo, 488 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:55,178 you are a bringer of excellent news. 489 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:59,099 Do tell, where is the Master Bone? 490 00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:03,978 It's on a planet called Location of the Master Bone, 491 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,481 Alpha Centauri in the Bubble Galaxy, 492 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:12,152 and is reached by passing through the Fizzle Black Hole. 493 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:15,489 What, what did you say the planet is called? 494 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,409 It's called Location of the Master Bone, 495 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:21,206 Alpha Centauri, sir. 496 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,959 Wait, are you saying the Master Bone is on a planet 497 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,838 called Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri? 498 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:32,923 Yes, Marlon Butterpaws. 499 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,508 Well why in the whole wide universe 500 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:38,054 we never thought of checking there for the Master Bone? 501 00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:39,805 Oh, I did. 502 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:40,642 You did? 503 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,977 Wait, how long have you known about the existence 504 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,690 of Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri? 505 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:52,028 Oh, about 7,000 trillion ions. 506 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,489 And you just decided to check it out now? 507 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:58,991 No Marlon Butterpaws, 508 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:03,537 I checked it out last week and found the bone. 509 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:05,539 But then I thought you wanted to have fun 510 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,375 looking for the bone all over the universe. 511 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:09,960 You know, being a cat and all. 512 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:14,423 What, what's that got to do with being a cat? 513 00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:17,384 I always see cats on YouTube videos 514 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:21,972 just chasing the same laser light for hours, 515 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,977 even though they totally know they can't catch it. 516 00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:29,605 I imagine you find that to be fun. 517 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,775 Well, that is fun, 518 00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:35,027 but we are talking about universe domination here. 519 00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:39,615 Of course, but a cat is a cat. 520 00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:43,577 I mean, you did have fun scouring the universe 521 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:47,039 looking for the Master Bone, right? 522 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:49,542 Well yes, of course I did. 523 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:53,340 I'm just here to serve, Marlon Butterpaws. 524 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,469 Recruits Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber, 525 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:02,639 report to Officer Butterball. 526 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:05,642 Intergalactic steaks, Officer Butterball. 527 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:08,353 This is the most exciting day of my life. 528 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,437 And mine. 529 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:12,649 And my most underwhelming. 530 00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:14,691 Who are you two mongrels supposed to be? 531 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,236 We're recruits Tony Skyfetcher 532 00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,987 and Billy June Spaceslobber. 533 00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:19,530 We're here to be trained to... 534 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:23,785 Oh yes, you are two runts who don't know the first thing 535 00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:26,161 about being Star Paws agents. 536 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,538 Yeah! 537 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,373 Yeah, that's us. 538 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,042 My assignment is to train youse 539 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:34,754 to be great agents in 17 hours. 540 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,046 Whoa. 541 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,216 You shall think like a Star Paws agent. 542 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,552 You shall live like a Star Paws agent. 543 00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:42,636 Sniff like a Star Paws agent. 544 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,430 Fetch like a Star Paws agent. 545 00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:48,267 And most importantly behave like a Star Paws agent. 546 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,393 Is that clear? 547 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,853 Crystal, Officer Butterball. 548 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,980 Where do we begin? 549 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:57,945 We begin from lesson one of 10,002. 550 00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,071 Dancing space daisies. 551 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:01,948 I'll get the popcorn. 552 00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,824 Recruits Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber, 553 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:06,744 report to Agent Bumblety. 554 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:10,414 The plan here is to modify your cerebral cortex 555 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,375 to match that of an actual Star Paws agent. 556 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,919 We can do that? 557 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:18,338 We'll be turned into amazing Star Paws agents in no time, 558 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,716 Agent Bumblety? 559 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:24,219 Alas, not even my computers are that powerful. 560 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,764 Shucks. 561 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,515 But we'll do our best. 562 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:31,145 Now recruits, pay attention to your monitors. 563 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:37,277 You will observe on the computer screen a food item. 564 00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:38,985 A bone. 565 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,821 - Lovely - Succulent. 566 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,698 Very good. 567 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:48,705 Now, what would you do if you found such a bone? 568 00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:51,706 Eat it of course. 569 00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:54,875 Devour it, obviously. 570 00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:55,709 W-what? 571 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:58,755 What do you mean, devour it? 572 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:01,757 What else would you do with a bone if not gnaw on it good? 573 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:05,678 Yeah, really, what else is there to do with a bone? 574 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,349 No no no no. 575 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:14,356 You're supposed to retrieve the bone, not eat it. 576 00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:16,480 Whoa. 577 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,857 If something is to be retrieved and not eaten, 578 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:22,112 why would it be in the shape of a bone? 579 00:30:22,114 --> 00:30:23,779 Coincidence? 580 00:30:23,781 --> 00:30:25,614 I don't think so. 581 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:26,740 There! 582 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,450 You're supposed to rewire your brain 583 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,786 to be able to find the bone 584 00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:33,789 and return it to Star Paws headquarters. 585 00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:36,834 It's the Master Bone. 586 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:40,880 A bone of incredible powers, 587 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:43,674 beyond any other! 588 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,259 It's not lunch. 589 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:46,804 But it's gigantic. 590 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:51,559 And incrediblicious. 591 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:55,728 For all the lasagna in the universe. 592 00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:58,856 We got a lot more work to do 593 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:02,528 if we want to beat Marlon Butterpaws to the bone. 594 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,488 Recruits Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber, 595 00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:06,991 report to Dr. McAdoo. 596 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:14,873 - Yes sir. - Sir. 597 00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:19,669 We're back to get more training, Dr. McAdoo. 598 00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:20,711 Did Operating Officer Trixie 599 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,881 reprogram the photospheric spiral supernova 600 00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:23,757 Star Paws stations coordinates 601 00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,008 according to our calculations, Dr. McAdoo? 602 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,886 She did, indeed. 603 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,055 Oh, sweet potato patties, how did that go? 604 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,892 The photospheric spiral supernova 605 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:38,145 Star Paws station blew up. 606 00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,855 Oh, bummer. 607 00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:44,736 Agent Trixie lost all her fur in the blast. 608 00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:48,907 She's floating in space, completely bald. 609 00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:50,199 Totally toast. 610 00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:54,161 It will take us 70 ions to rescue her. 611 00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:56,372 Oh, blasted tomatoes. 612 00:31:56,374 --> 00:32:01,376 And I suppose now I have to train you two 613 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,837 to save the universe. 614 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:06,091 We're under attack! 615 00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:07,257 Awesome. 616 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,802 This is the most fun I've had 617 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:12,471 since our New Year's Eve pooper-scooper party. 618 00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:13,307 Wa-hoo! 619 00:32:14,226 --> 00:32:16,726 Marlon Butterpaws is back. 620 00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,103 He's pretty cool. 621 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:20,354 Yeah, totally. 622 00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:25,362 May I remind you Marlon Butterpaws is our enemy, recruits? 623 00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:27,112 Oh, right. 624 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:31,949 Well well well, I got news for you, Star Paws. 625 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,826 Looks like I finally discovered 626 00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:36,328 the whereabouts of the Master Bone. 627 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,705 You have? 628 00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:38,998 It's not possible, 629 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,209 we've had our best agents on it for years, 630 00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:43,585 and they never could find anything. 631 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,380 That's because Star Paws agents 632 00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:47,882 are dog-brained fools, of course. 633 00:32:47,884 --> 00:32:51,135 I on the other hand have a cat brain, 634 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:54,805 therefore I am much much smarter. 635 00:32:54,807 --> 00:33:00,228 You thought Marlon Butterpaws couldn't find the Master Bone? 636 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:04,023 It's a small universe when you're a smart kitty like me. 637 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:09,030 I'm going to take over the universe. 638 00:33:12,451 --> 00:33:16,995 If I weren't retired... 639 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:19,998 Oh, I ought to... 640 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,834 Oh, for for all the raw deals in the universe, 641 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:27,046 this feline makes me lose my Zen cool. 642 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:31,593 Oh, stop whining Star Paws, it doesn't suit you. 643 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:36,600 What does suit you is being total losers. 644 00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:39,603 Whoa. 645 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,520 Now if you fellows don't mind, 646 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:47,234 I'm off getting my rapacious little claws on the bone. 647 00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:53,864 Sayonara, dumb critters. 648 00:33:53,866 --> 00:34:02,998 We are in so much trouble. 649 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,959 Tinkaroo, I trust we are heading 650 00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:07,378 straight for the location of the Master Bone, 651 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,338 Alpha Centauri planet? 652 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:14,094 Yes Marlon Butterpaws, but we will not get to the planet, 653 00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:18,055 no matter how much we try. 654 00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:21,601 For all the stuffed mice in the universe, why ever not? 655 00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:24,938 Well, because the location of the Master Bone, 656 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:29,027 Alpha Centauri is not there. 657 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:31,693 What? 658 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,403 What are you talking about, Tinkaroo? 659 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:36,990 The planet is not where it should be. 660 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:40,286 My little kitty brain is about to explode, Tinkaroo. 661 00:34:40,288 --> 00:34:42,079 You must explain this to me. 662 00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,999 What do you mean the Location of the Master Bone, 663 00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:46,961 Alpha Centauri planet is not there? 664 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:52,884 Simple, the Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri 665 00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:57,052 is an ancient planet that has come into existence 666 00:34:57,054 --> 00:35:00,932 more than seven trillion ions ago. 667 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:05,269 And has since imploded, and the Master Bone with it. 668 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:09,106 What, you're telling me there was a Master Bone 669 00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:12,401 and now there is no Master Bone? 670 00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:14,737 Precisely. 671 00:35:14,739 --> 00:35:19,744 There can be no bone since there is no longer a planet 672 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:24,165 named Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri. 673 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:30,628 But you told me there was a Master Bone. 674 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:33,298 Yes, of course, as some point 675 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,760 in the history of the cosmos there was. 676 00:35:36,762 --> 00:35:41,097 Now, poof, it's gone. 677 00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:42,347 That's just great. 678 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:44,391 How in the whole wide Milky Way 679 00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:47,061 am I gonna get my claws on the Master Bone 680 00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:49,396 if the planet that contained the Master Bone 681 00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:52,525 has been gone for seven trillion ions? 682 00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:55,905 May I suggest a time machine? 683 00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:08,958 Captain Fuzzface, we have finally located the Master Bone. 684 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,545 Great, let's do it before Marlon Butterpaws does. 685 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:14,755 We cannot, Captain Fuzzface. 686 00:36:14,757 --> 00:36:17,175 Why ever not, Agent Theodore? 687 00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:21,932 Unfortunately that planet is no longer in existence. 688 00:36:24,059 --> 00:36:25,391 What? 689 00:36:25,393 --> 00:36:28,269 Yes the bone was on a planet called 690 00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:31,021 the Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri. 691 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,858 It was an ancient planet that has come into existence 692 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,153 more than seven trillion ions ago and has since imploded. 693 00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:39,363 And the Master Bone with it. 694 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:44,077 Then it will be impossible for Marlon Butterpaws 695 00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:45,119 to get to it. 696 00:36:45,121 --> 00:36:47,664 Never underestimate a space kitty 697 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:51,041 with universe domination on his mind. 698 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,711 I hear Marlon Butterpaws is building a time machine 699 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,921 to travel back seven trillion ions 700 00:36:55,923 --> 00:36:58,133 and make it to the Location of the Master Bone, 701 00:36:58,135 --> 00:37:00,092 Alpha Centauri. 702 00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:03,095 Oh boy, we must get Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber 703 00:37:03,097 --> 00:37:06,266 in a time machine as soon as possible. 704 00:37:06,268 --> 00:37:09,601 We have Dr. Henbrain working on it right now. 705 00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:11,771 He's going to retrofit your starship 706 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,608 to travel back in time. 707 00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:20,070 You fetched us, Dr. Henbrain? 708 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:23,782 Yes, we must prepare you two to get to 709 00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:26,163 the Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri. 710 00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:30,414 The Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri? 711 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,958 Where's that? 712 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,918 Nowhere as of now. 713 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,920 But we're about to change all that. 714 00:37:35,922 --> 00:37:38,965 We're sending you back seven trillion ions 715 00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:42,719 to retrieve a bone that doesn't exist anymore. 716 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:43,595 Awesome. 717 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:44,429 Wait... 718 00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:45,387 What? 719 00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:47,389 We we are building a time pod 720 00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:50,226 which you will fly across space and time, 721 00:37:50,228 --> 00:37:53,104 all the way to the Location of the Master Bone, 722 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:57,733 Alpha Centauri, that's where you'll find the Master Bone. 723 00:37:57,735 --> 00:37:59,778 Milk bones and Milky Way. 724 00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:01,072 Oh that's amazing. 725 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:06,034 Yes, you will travel back in time, 726 00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:09,579 and you will arrive to the Location of the Master Bone, 727 00:38:09,581 --> 00:38:15,084 Alpha Centauri during that planet's Jurassic period. 728 00:38:15,086 --> 00:38:19,630 You mean a time of space Tyrannosaurus, and... 729 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:23,133 Galactic Triceratops, and... 730 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,595 And Velociraptors, yes. 731 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:26,929 Wowza. 732 00:38:26,931 --> 00:38:29,014 This is gonna be awesome. 733 00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:30,974 That's where the Master Bone is. 734 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:34,186 I mean was, before the planet imploded 735 00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:36,563 seven trillion ions ago. 736 00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:39,775 Whoa, that's mine-bending Dr. Henbrain. 737 00:38:39,777 --> 00:38:42,278 What Marlon Butterpaws doesn't know 738 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,447 is we can also build a time pod 739 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:47,282 and beat him to the punch. 740 00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:49,911 I must figure out the Master Bone Alpha Centauri's 741 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:54,374 original coordinates then teleport you to the past, 742 00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:57,251 where you'll sniff out, snatch, fetch, 743 00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:58,836 and bring the bone back to us 744 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:02,132 before Marlon Butterpaws gets a chance to get it. 745 00:39:02,134 --> 00:39:04,675 Whoa, sounds like a plan. 746 00:39:04,677 --> 00:39:07,345 A meatball of a plan. 747 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:08,720 We're so ready. 748 00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:10,932 In order to blast to the past 749 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:13,392 you must first make it to the Bubble Galaxy. 750 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:17,354 Once there you will pass through the Fizzle black hole. 751 00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:20,191 The black hole will catapult you into the past, 752 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:22,110 where you'll find the location 753 00:39:22,112 --> 00:39:24,820 of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri. 754 00:39:24,822 --> 00:39:26,113 All clear? 755 00:39:26,115 --> 00:39:28,117 - Sparkling. - Darn tootin'. 756 00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:32,954 Captain Fuzzface. 757 00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:35,039 Admiral Squigglebuns. 758 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:38,251 I heard that Marlon Butterpaws is at it again. 759 00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:40,086 Is that true? 760 00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:41,545 Indeed he is. 761 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:44,632 Marlon Butterpaws is always up to something or other. 762 00:39:44,634 --> 00:39:47,635 He is a cat after all. 763 00:39:47,637 --> 00:39:52,432 Is it true he's trying to get his paws on the Master Bone? 764 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:56,436 Also Admiral Squigglebuns, it is true. 765 00:39:56,438 --> 00:40:00,400 We cannot allow that pesky feline to get to the bone. 766 00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:05,028 You hear me, Captain Fuzzface, we cannot allow it. 767 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,945 Yes sir, Admiral Squigglebuns. 768 00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:10,617 Well what is Star Paws gonna do to prevent it? 769 00:40:10,619 --> 00:40:14,244 What are we gonna do, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 770 00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:18,416 We will beat Marlon Butterpaws at his own game 771 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:21,961 and retrieve the bone before he does, that's what. 772 00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:26,382 Or my name is not Captain Fuzzface IV. 773 00:40:26,384 --> 00:40:28,804 How exactly do you intend to do that? 774 00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:31,970 I hear he's preparing a time machine 775 00:40:31,972 --> 00:40:33,847 to get to the bone first. 776 00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:36,726 We will create a time machine first. 777 00:40:36,728 --> 00:40:38,936 We will beat him to the bone. 778 00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:43,943 And who exactly is going to go on such a risky mission? 779 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:47,612 I hear Marlon Butterpaws has pretty much dognapped 780 00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:51,157 all your best agents, Captain Fuzzface. 781 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:55,494 We're in the process of training two great new agents 782 00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:57,956 as we speak, Admiral Squigglebuns. 783 00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:01,918 Just incredible agents, that they are. 784 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,838 Are we talking about Tony Skyfetcher 785 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,965 and Billy June Spaceslobber? 786 00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:09,550 The pooper scoopers? 787 00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:13,429 Yes, Admiral Squigglebuns, those are the ones. 788 00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:17,057 Oh, dog help us all. 789 00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:21,646 You cannot let that happen, we must use our secret weapon. 790 00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:22,813 You mean? 791 00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:26,066 Yes, that's exactly who I mean. 792 00:41:26,068 --> 00:41:29,445 But he, he's a loose cannon. 793 00:41:29,447 --> 00:41:32,158 He might be the only chance we got, Captain. 794 00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:39,789 Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber. 795 00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:44,543 Despite the trust Zen Master Birdbutt has placed in you two, 796 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:49,423 I have my reservations. 797 00:41:49,425 --> 00:41:51,469 - Bummer. - Ultimate drag. 798 00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,889 I just cannot entrust the entire fate of the galaxy 799 00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:58,474 to two pooper-scooper recruits 800 00:41:58,476 --> 00:42:02,771 who failed every Star Paws test ever created. 801 00:42:02,773 --> 00:42:07,358 And, I might add, who were single-handedly responsible 802 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,945 for the destruction of the photospheric spiral supernova 803 00:42:10,947 --> 00:42:12,572 Star Paws station. 804 00:42:12,574 --> 00:42:15,365 I simply will not. 805 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:17,075 Soggy kibbles. 806 00:42:17,077 --> 00:42:20,621 Well that just really peed on my dog parade. 807 00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:24,458 Unfortunately I do not have anybody who can replace you, 808 00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:26,376 given all our best active agents 809 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:31,423 have been dognapped by Marlon Butterpaws. 810 00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:33,133 Clue me. 811 00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:35,385 Therefore I have no option 812 00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:37,264 but to send you two on the mission. 813 00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:42,519 But I have decided to assign you a partner. 814 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:43,811 A partner? 815 00:42:43,813 --> 00:42:44,647 Yes. 816 00:42:46,023 --> 00:42:49,191 I wouldn't dream of getting him out of retirement 817 00:42:49,193 --> 00:42:51,735 if the situation were not so critical 818 00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:55,322 as to command extreme remedy. 819 00:42:55,324 --> 00:43:00,202 He is a rough space warrior of great repute. 820 00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:05,210 His name is Commander Eugenius Calzone Tuffnut X. 821 00:43:07,378 --> 00:43:09,586 Wow, did you say... 822 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:12,634 Commander Eugenius Calzone Tuffnut X? 823 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,554 The best Star Paws agent that ever existed? 824 00:43:17,556 --> 00:43:18,720 Ever? 825 00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:20,472 The one. 826 00:43:20,474 --> 00:43:23,601 Liver sticks, Commander Tuffnut fought every single battle 827 00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:26,146 ever fought since the beginning of time. 828 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:29,816 And before there was time he fought outside time itself. 829 00:43:29,818 --> 00:43:31,985 He was at the Battle of the Seven Planets 830 00:43:31,987 --> 00:43:34,278 against the mighty space hippos. 831 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,990 He broke the space-time barrier with a single burp. 832 00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:40,952 He is amazing. 833 00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:42,954 Well well well. 834 00:43:42,956 --> 00:43:45,248 Commander Tuffnut. 835 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:48,501 - Commander Tuffnut. - Commander Tuffnut. 836 00:43:48,503 --> 00:43:51,588 So Captain Fuzzface, these are the pooper-scoopers 837 00:43:51,590 --> 00:43:53,255 you've seen fit partnering me with 838 00:43:53,257 --> 00:43:55,883 for the most important mission of my career. 839 00:43:55,885 --> 00:43:57,887 I apologize, Commander Tuffnut, but... 840 00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:02,097 Very well, I hear the galaxy is in peril 841 00:44:02,099 --> 00:44:04,057 and action must be taken at once. 842 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:06,813 Beggars can't be choosers, they will do. 843 00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:15,528 Whoa, Commander Tuffnut. 844 00:44:15,530 --> 00:44:16,695 Whiskers and all. 845 00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:19,324 That's right, I'm Commander Tuffnut. 846 00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:21,575 And never forget it. 847 00:44:21,577 --> 00:44:24,662 Are you ready to commence space-time blast-off? 848 00:44:24,664 --> 00:44:26,079 - Ready. - Ready. 849 00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:29,666 Now Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber, Commander Tuffnut, 850 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:34,088 upon blast-off you will travel at 10,000 light-years speed 851 00:44:34,090 --> 00:44:35,507 towards Bubble Galaxy. 852 00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:39,219 Once there you will pass through the Fizzle black hole. 853 00:44:39,221 --> 00:44:41,595 The black hole will catapult you 854 00:44:41,597 --> 00:44:44,307 seven trillion ions into the past, 855 00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,851 where you will find the Location of the Master Bone, 856 00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,436 Alpha Centauri. 857 00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:51,648 Remember to keep your nose trained toward the Master Bone. 858 00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:54,483 Your mission is to find, fetch, and retrieve it 859 00:44:54,485 --> 00:44:57,320 before Marlon Butterpaws gets to it. 860 00:44:57,322 --> 00:44:58,530 That get through? 861 00:44:58,532 --> 00:44:59,697 Yes sir. 862 00:44:59,699 --> 00:45:01,115 Yes sir. 863 00:45:01,117 --> 00:45:03,494 Shut up you foolish Dr. Simpleton. 864 00:45:04,746 --> 00:45:07,746 Don't you know who I am, I am Commander Tuffnut. 865 00:45:07,748 --> 00:45:09,624 Don't tell me what to do. 866 00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:12,711 I was born with an internal compass towards adventure. 867 00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:15,380 Let's get this puppy in the sky 868 00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:17,715 and let's kick some space butt. 869 00:45:17,717 --> 00:45:18,842 Whoa. 870 00:45:18,844 --> 00:45:21,427 Dog tootin'. 871 00:45:21,429 --> 00:45:23,472 Alrighty then. 872 00:45:36,610 --> 00:45:39,070 Whoa, Commander Tuffnut, how did you ever defeat 873 00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:42,072 the invisible walrus army in the Battle of Longtooth? 874 00:45:42,074 --> 00:45:45,577 I defeated them by doing what I'm about to do to you, 875 00:45:45,579 --> 00:45:48,746 you puny little pooper-scooping bag of fleas 876 00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:51,081 if you don't shut your muzzle. 877 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:54,961 Whoa, Commander Tuffnut, you're my hero. 878 00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:57,755 You bet your silly little butt I'm a hero. 879 00:45:57,757 --> 00:46:00,675 I was fighting wars before you were born. 880 00:46:00,677 --> 00:46:02,512 Now, let's get this puppy speeding. 881 00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:10,267 Uh, Commander Tuffnut, I think we're pushing 882 00:46:10,269 --> 00:46:12,269 10,000 light-years per minute here. 883 00:46:12,271 --> 00:46:14,731 This craft can't go any faster than that. 884 00:46:14,733 --> 00:46:17,441 Don't be a ridiculous bag of treats. 885 00:46:17,443 --> 00:46:19,151 I've gone faster riding a wheelchair 886 00:46:19,153 --> 00:46:20,695 down one of Saturn's rings. 887 00:46:20,697 --> 00:46:36,795 Let's push this baby to the max. 888 00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:39,046 What was that sound, y'all reckon? 889 00:46:39,048 --> 00:46:40,632 Did we hit space marbles? 890 00:46:40,634 --> 00:46:43,717 We are probably breaking the speed of ultrasonic light. 891 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,222 Yeah, now we are talking. 892 00:46:48,682 --> 00:46:50,141 - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 893 00:46:50,143 --> 00:46:51,684 Uh-oh. 894 00:46:51,686 --> 00:46:55,729 Well well well, looks as if we hit a snag. 895 00:46:55,731 --> 00:46:58,358 Yeah, the time machine is stalled. 896 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,318 We're stuck in space. 897 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,860 Nothing a good jump won't fix. 898 00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:05,155 I eat stalled time machines for breakfast. 899 00:47:05,157 --> 00:47:08,117 Yo, Sonny, what's happening my friend? 900 00:47:08,119 --> 00:47:12,831 Yo Tuffnut, what solar winds blow you around these parts? 901 00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:16,501 Eh, you know how it is, Sonny, it's the wind of adventure, 902 00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:17,668 that's what it is. 903 00:47:17,670 --> 00:47:20,755 Blows this way and that, and... 904 00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:22,632 I thought you was retired. 905 00:47:22,634 --> 00:47:26,385 I was, I tried to leave the life of peril and adventure, 906 00:47:26,387 --> 00:47:28,804 but these good-for-nothing imbeciles 907 00:47:28,806 --> 00:47:30,597 can't get nothing done without me. 908 00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:32,224 I hear you Tuffnut. 909 00:47:32,226 --> 00:47:34,269 Say, what can I do for you? 910 00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:35,436 I need a jump. 911 00:47:35,438 --> 00:47:37,438 A jump, where you at? 912 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,191 Hey, you two dingle brains, where are we at? 913 00:47:40,193 --> 00:47:41,693 According to our calculations... 914 00:47:41,695 --> 00:47:44,028 We're in the middle of nowhere. 915 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:47,574 About to crash into the pits of fire of Planet Lavatron. 916 00:47:47,576 --> 00:47:50,242 Right, uh, Sonny, you heard him. 917 00:47:50,244 --> 00:47:51,577 We're in the middle of nowhere, 918 00:47:51,579 --> 00:47:54,789 about to crash into the pits of fire of Planet Lavatron. 919 00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:57,333 So, you gonna give a good friend a jump or what? 920 00:47:57,335 --> 00:48:00,043 Middle of nowhere, you say? 921 00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:03,298 Yeah I know that place of the galaxy like the back of my paw 922 00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:04,758 but that's gonna cost you. 923 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,633 Subatomic liquid nitrogen fuel 924 00:48:06,635 --> 00:48:08,762 doesn't come cheap these days. 925 00:48:08,764 --> 00:48:10,929 Uh, Commander Tuffnut? 926 00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:14,099 Just get me to Planet Lavatron in one piece will you? 927 00:48:14,101 --> 00:48:17,519 I'll get this baby back in tip-top shape in no time. 928 00:48:17,521 --> 00:48:19,773 I've got some friends down there. 929 00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:21,651 Fine, but it's gonna cost you. 930 00:48:28,867 --> 00:48:31,867 Captain Fuzzface, where in the world is the starship? 931 00:48:31,869 --> 00:48:34,748 They should have arrived at the destination by now. 932 00:48:38,126 --> 00:48:40,796 I bring nefarious news, Captain Fuzzface. 933 00:48:46,134 --> 00:48:49,094 What on Jupiter's moons is going on? 934 00:48:49,096 --> 00:48:50,845 You three should have made it back in time 935 00:48:50,847 --> 00:48:53,430 and to the Location of the Master Bone Alpha Centauri 936 00:48:53,432 --> 00:48:54,599 by now. 937 00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:56,851 Just a minor setback, Captain Fuzzface. 938 00:48:56,853 --> 00:49:00,521 Minor setback, whatever do you mean? 939 00:49:00,523 --> 00:49:03,733 Uh, we're about to crash onto Planet Lavatron, 940 00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:05,818 not a problem. 941 00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:07,778 Not a problem? 942 00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:10,782 Nah, nothing to worry about, I've got this. 943 00:49:10,784 --> 00:49:14,452 The survival of the galaxy depends on this mission, 944 00:49:14,454 --> 00:49:16,079 Commander Tuffnut. 945 00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:18,789 Uh, Commander Tuffnut? 946 00:49:18,791 --> 00:49:19,835 Five seconds to impact. 947 00:49:22,795 --> 00:49:24,420 What is happening now? 948 00:49:24,422 --> 00:49:26,340 I think we're crashing! 949 00:49:38,853 --> 00:49:43,188 Ah, here we are, lovely as ever. 950 00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:49,612 Whoa, but now now what Commander Tuffnut? 951 00:49:49,614 --> 00:49:50,863 Bugeyes, my friend. 952 00:49:50,865 --> 00:49:52,865 Commander Tuffnut. 953 00:49:52,867 --> 00:49:56,369 You look just like you did 50 ions ago. 954 00:49:56,371 --> 00:49:58,746 Trying to keep up with the times, Bugeyes. 955 00:49:58,748 --> 00:50:01,585 Now tell me, I'm on the market for a nebulizatron 7000. 956 00:50:03,335 --> 00:50:05,171 A nebulizatron 7000, they don't come cheap. 957 00:50:07,548 --> 00:50:09,590 Money is no problem. 958 00:50:09,592 --> 00:50:12,385 I got my Star Paws card with me, 959 00:50:12,387 --> 00:50:13,970 I'll put it on their tab. 960 00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:15,387 Just name your price. 961 00:50:15,389 --> 00:50:17,557 Uh, Commander Tuffnut? 962 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:19,266 Captain Fuzzface ain't gonna be 963 00:50:19,268 --> 00:50:21,519 none too pleased about that. 964 00:50:21,521 --> 00:50:24,521 Nonsense, we're saving the galaxy aren't we? 965 00:50:24,523 --> 00:50:27,275 What's a few million bucks in the grand scheme of things. 966 00:50:27,277 --> 00:50:31,070 Well, if that's the case, say Beef, 967 00:50:31,072 --> 00:50:33,990 didn't we just get in some top-of-the-line models? 968 00:50:33,992 --> 00:50:38,411 Oh yeah Hoss, I got some stuff that'll get you flying 969 00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:42,373 like an overcharged photon. 970 00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:44,503 Magnificent, bring it on. 971 00:50:50,257 --> 00:50:54,302 Ah, sailing smoothly once again. 972 00:50:54,304 --> 00:50:57,639 What did I tell you fellas, I've got it covered. 973 00:50:57,641 --> 00:50:59,891 Whoa, you're the best, Commander Tuffnut. 974 00:50:59,893 --> 00:51:02,769 We're on our way to the Location of the Master Bone, 975 00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,354 Alpha Centauri. 976 00:51:04,356 --> 00:51:05,190 Wee-hoo! 977 00:51:08,025 --> 00:51:10,568 Way to go, Commander Tuffnut. 978 00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:13,947 That's right, you leave it to me, you ain't seen... 979 00:51:13,949 --> 00:51:15,367 Hey, where did you go? 980 00:51:19,746 --> 00:51:23,123 Ah ha, I got you two impossible fleabags. 981 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,708 You were the Star Paws last hope, 982 00:51:25,710 --> 00:51:29,003 and now you are in my claws. 983 00:51:29,005 --> 00:51:29,963 Whoa. 984 00:51:29,965 --> 00:51:32,173 For all the bacon in the universe. 985 00:51:32,175 --> 00:51:34,508 Where are we? 986 00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:37,387 You are in my ship, you goofy tailwaggers. 987 00:51:37,389 --> 00:51:39,472 You are my prisoners. 988 00:51:39,474 --> 00:51:41,724 Totally soggy buns. 989 00:51:41,726 --> 00:51:44,436 We've been dognapped. 990 00:51:44,438 --> 00:51:46,019 That's right. 991 00:51:46,021 --> 00:51:50,066 And now you will not be able to continue your mission. 992 00:51:50,068 --> 00:51:54,612 And I, Marlon Butterpaws, will find and snatch 993 00:51:54,614 --> 00:51:57,865 the master bomb before anybody else. 994 00:51:57,867 --> 00:52:00,159 And nobody can stop me. 995 00:52:00,161 --> 00:52:04,956 Tuff luck, Star Paws! 996 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:09,963 You're an evil genius, Marlon Butterpaws. 997 00:52:11,088 --> 00:52:13,382 An evil genius indeed. 998 00:52:16,762 --> 00:52:19,137 Not so fast, milk breath. 999 00:52:19,139 --> 00:52:22,097 You have yet to meet Commander Tuffnut. 1000 00:52:45,831 --> 00:52:49,041 Hey, what in the Milk Way is going on here? 1001 00:52:49,043 --> 00:52:52,838 We've been hit, we're under attack, Marlon Butterpaws. 1002 00:52:54,423 --> 00:52:58,092 What, under attack, who dares attack me? 1003 00:52:58,094 --> 00:53:07,976 I dare, sardine brains, Commander Tuffnut to the rescue. 1004 00:53:07,978 --> 00:53:10,771 Hey, where did my prisoners go? 1005 00:53:10,773 --> 00:53:15,778 Meet my Dematerialize 3000, goofball. 1006 00:53:16,070 --> 00:53:17,655 Wait, what? 1007 00:53:21,367 --> 00:53:23,284 Hey, we're back. 1008 00:53:23,286 --> 00:53:24,827 Totally groovy. 1009 00:53:24,829 --> 00:53:28,206 How was your stay, kibble bags? 1010 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,874 They seem like nice folks. 1011 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,709 Didn't get a chance to spend quality time though. 1012 00:53:32,711 --> 00:53:37,548 Maybe next time fellas, but now back to our mission. 1013 00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:38,508 All right. 1014 00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:40,217 Oh yeah! 1015 00:53:40,219 --> 00:53:42,679 Yeah, Commander Tuffnut. 1016 00:53:42,681 --> 00:53:43,764 Cool bones. 1017 00:53:44,641 --> 00:53:47,266 Commander Tuffnut leaves no one behind. 1018 00:53:47,268 --> 00:53:50,228 Hey, who the furball are you? 1019 00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:53,523 I'm your worst nightmare, feline. 1020 00:53:53,525 --> 00:53:54,358 Take this! 1021 00:54:01,074 --> 00:54:02,615 Hey, quit that. 1022 00:54:02,617 --> 00:54:04,117 Sorry, no can do. 1023 00:54:04,119 --> 00:54:08,246 I'm having good of a time ruffling your fur. 1024 00:54:08,248 --> 00:54:10,914 Tinkaroo, arm the ionic missiles. 1025 00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:13,085 Engage the super sonic lasers. 1026 00:54:14,963 --> 00:54:16,089 Catch me if you can. 1027 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:47,534 You are really getting on my nerves now, buck teeth. 1028 00:54:47,536 --> 00:54:51,456 Oh yeah, well you ain't seen nothing yet. 1029 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,291 Whoa. 1030 00:54:53,876 --> 00:54:57,170 That Commander Tuffnut, he don't take no prisoners. 1031 00:54:57,172 --> 00:54:59,296 Fire, fire Tinkaroo! 1032 00:54:59,298 --> 00:55:03,550 Our warp fans have been hit, Marlon Butterpaws. 1033 00:55:03,552 --> 00:55:04,386 What? 1034 00:55:07,056 --> 00:55:09,516 Engage the ionic lava lasers. 1035 00:55:09,518 --> 00:55:13,269 Let's teach this wet nose who he's dealing with. 1036 00:55:13,271 --> 00:55:14,940 Yes, Marlon Butterpaws. 1037 00:55:16,190 --> 00:55:19,025 I'm not done with you, Marlon Butterpaws. 1038 00:55:19,027 --> 00:55:20,318 Oh yeah? 1039 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,738 We'll take this. 1040 00:55:46,137 --> 00:55:49,141 Missed me, take that you ragged feline. 1041 00:55:53,186 --> 00:55:54,394 Gotcha! 1042 00:55:54,396 --> 00:55:56,438 Wow, it's like the most exciting rollercoaster... 1043 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,648 Of our lives. 1044 00:55:59,025 --> 00:56:03,778 You better quit your goofing around rodent, all right? 1045 00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:07,282 Quit, oh no I'm just getting warmed up. 1046 00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:11,869 I've got another trick up my sleeve, you you cat. 1047 00:56:11,871 --> 00:56:14,914 Oh yeah, I'd like to see that. 1048 00:56:14,916 --> 00:56:19,668 Sayonara, anchovy breath, see ya never. 1049 00:56:19,670 --> 00:56:22,338 We're headed for the Bubble Galaxy, guys. 1050 00:56:22,340 --> 00:56:24,423 Warp speed engaged at full power. 1051 00:56:24,425 --> 00:56:26,342 Hold on to your butts. 1052 00:56:26,344 --> 00:56:27,179 Wa-hoo! 1053 00:56:28,304 --> 00:56:35,809 Weee-hoo! 1054 00:56:35,811 --> 00:56:39,313 Here we are, the Bubble Galaxy. 1055 00:56:39,315 --> 00:56:41,648 Whoa, amazing. 1056 00:56:41,650 --> 00:56:42,860 Super cool. 1057 00:56:43,862 --> 00:56:45,360 Are we about to enter the Fizzle black hole, 1058 00:56:45,362 --> 00:56:46,862 Commander Tuffnut? 1059 00:56:46,864 --> 00:56:48,822 I wouldn't dream of it. 1060 00:56:48,824 --> 00:56:50,325 Why ever not? 1061 00:56:50,327 --> 00:56:53,244 Cuz I ain't going nowhere near a planet 1062 00:56:53,246 --> 00:56:55,037 packed with gigantic beasts without the help 1063 00:56:55,039 --> 00:56:56,246 of somebody who can fight them. 1064 00:56:56,248 --> 00:56:59,458 We need a guide. 1065 00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:01,878 - A guide? - Who is it? 1066 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,880 Take a left at that meteor over there. 1067 00:57:03,882 --> 00:57:26,443 Her home planet is three blocks past the squishy supernova. 1068 00:57:26,445 --> 00:57:28,570 Star Paws, where have you been? 1069 00:57:28,572 --> 00:57:31,657 Dognapped by Marlon Butterpaws, Captain Fuzzface. 1070 00:57:31,659 --> 00:57:34,452 Engaged in battle, Captain Fuzzface. 1071 00:57:34,454 --> 00:57:36,704 Just living the rogue life, Captain. 1072 00:57:36,706 --> 00:57:38,414 That is unacceptable. 1073 00:57:38,416 --> 00:57:40,791 We're counting on you to carry this mission out 1074 00:57:40,793 --> 00:57:44,088 and beat Marlon Butterpaws to the Master Bone. 1075 00:57:44,965 --> 00:57:49,383 You cannot waste time engaging in foolhardy skirmishes. 1076 00:57:49,385 --> 00:57:52,429 Wish you'd been there Captain, what a time we had. 1077 00:57:52,431 --> 00:57:53,972 Right guys? 1078 00:57:53,974 --> 00:57:55,347 Yeah. 1079 00:57:55,349 --> 00:57:56,349 Total meatballs. 1080 00:57:56,351 --> 00:57:59,894 Gotta go Captain, not a moment to lose. 1081 00:57:59,896 --> 00:58:01,563 Got a mission to accomplish. 1082 00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:04,858 Hey wait just a proto-second here. 1083 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:09,823 Adventure is in my blood. 1084 00:58:11,032 --> 00:58:13,907 My blood is thick with thrills. 1085 00:58:13,909 --> 00:58:15,702 Where are we heading, Commander Tuffnut? 1086 00:58:15,704 --> 00:58:19,204 Ah-ha, we are heading to Planet Cornchip 1087 00:58:19,206 --> 00:58:23,251 to pick up my great friend, Princess Eugenia Marshmallow. 1088 00:58:23,253 --> 00:58:25,420 Whoa, did you say... 1089 00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:27,838 Princess Eugenia Marshmallow? 1090 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,467 The Princess Eugenia Marshmallow? 1091 00:58:30,469 --> 00:58:31,675 The very one. 1092 00:58:31,677 --> 00:58:33,595 The hero of the war of the Planet Verpal 1093 00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:35,345 against the space rhinos? 1094 00:58:35,347 --> 00:58:38,016 A war that raged for ten trillion ions 1095 00:58:38,018 --> 00:58:39,892 and saw three hundred battles? 1096 00:58:39,894 --> 00:58:43,479 The Princess Eugenia Marshmallow? 1097 00:58:43,481 --> 00:58:45,442 Who won every single one of them? 1098 00:58:46,443 --> 00:58:47,483 Yep. 1099 00:58:47,485 --> 00:58:48,319 Whoa. 1100 00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:51,572 This is gonna be awesome. 1101 00:58:59,414 --> 00:59:02,414 Commander Tuffnut, nice to see you again. 1102 00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:04,583 Ah, my princess. 1103 00:59:04,585 --> 00:59:07,461 And who are these litter runts you bring with you? 1104 00:59:07,463 --> 00:59:09,505 I'm Tony Skyfetcher, Princess. 1105 00:59:09,507 --> 00:59:12,300 And I'm Billy June Spaceslobber. 1106 00:59:12,302 --> 00:59:13,592 We're on a mission. 1107 00:59:13,594 --> 00:59:15,135 A mission? 1108 00:59:15,137 --> 00:59:18,807 Interesting, what kind of mission? 1109 00:59:18,809 --> 00:59:20,141 We're going to fly our starship 1110 00:59:20,143 --> 00:59:22,392 through the Fizzle black hole. 1111 00:59:22,394 --> 00:59:24,354 In order to come out the other side 1112 00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:28,316 seven trillion ions into the past. 1113 00:59:28,318 --> 00:59:29,818 Where we will find 1114 00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:32,320 the Location of the Master Bone Alpha Centauri. 1115 00:59:32,322 --> 00:59:36,699 Home of the ancient and powerful Master Bone. 1116 00:59:36,701 --> 00:59:38,659 Before evil space cat Marlon Butterpaws 1117 00:59:38,661 --> 00:59:40,119 can get his paws on it. 1118 00:59:40,121 --> 00:59:43,373 And with it take over the universe. 1119 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:46,876 Amazing, and what role are you playing in all of this, 1120 00:59:46,878 --> 00:59:48,378 Commander Tuffnut? 1121 00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:50,088 I'm babysitting. 1122 00:59:50,090 --> 00:59:52,465 Well I'm glad you came by, Tuffnut. 1123 00:59:52,467 --> 00:59:55,552 This sounds just like my kind of adventure. 1124 00:59:55,554 --> 00:59:58,929 I hope you will allow me to join you in your quest. 1125 00:59:58,931 --> 01:00:01,599 I was hoping you'd say that, Princess. 1126 01:00:01,601 --> 01:00:04,644 With your warrior instincts and fighting abilities 1127 01:00:04,646 --> 01:00:06,019 you can help us 1128 01:00:06,021 --> 01:00:09,566 come out of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri alive. 1129 01:00:09,568 --> 01:00:11,066 What dangers await us 1130 01:00:11,068 --> 01:00:14,112 on the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri, Tuffnut? 1131 01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:16,363 Ravenous space Tyrannosaurus. 1132 01:00:16,365 --> 01:00:19,575 Bloodthirsty galactic Triceratops. 1133 01:00:19,577 --> 01:00:23,537 All right, sounds just like what the doctor ordered. 1134 01:00:23,539 --> 01:00:24,833 Count me in. 1135 01:00:27,126 --> 01:00:29,753 This is what I'm talking about, guys. 1136 01:00:29,755 --> 01:00:31,963 This is what I was trained to do. 1137 01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:34,050 Adventure is what I do. 1138 01:00:36,552 --> 01:00:41,389 You and I both, princess, you and I both. 1139 01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:43,932 This is totally awesome. 1140 01:00:43,934 --> 01:00:47,561 Yeah, this beats poop-scooping duty any day. 1141 01:00:47,563 --> 01:00:50,440 Let's set course for the Fizzle black hole crew, 1142 01:00:50,442 --> 01:00:52,650 and let's get blasted to the past. 1143 01:00:52,652 --> 01:00:56,570 Fizzle black hole, no way. 1144 01:00:56,572 --> 01:00:57,656 But Princess... 1145 01:00:59,242 --> 01:01:03,494 I will not travel anywhere, not the past, not the future, 1146 01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:05,537 without first getting my hair blow-dried 1147 01:01:05,539 --> 01:01:07,539 and my claws manicured. 1148 01:01:07,541 --> 01:01:11,503 I will not be seen in public looking unprincess-like. 1149 01:01:18,594 --> 01:01:22,764 Ah-ha, we meet again, foolish canines. 1150 01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:24,724 Guess what, I'm on my way to 1151 01:01:24,726 --> 01:01:27,519 the Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri. 1152 01:01:27,521 --> 01:01:31,606 But before I do, I think I'm gonna get rid of you 1153 01:01:31,608 --> 01:01:33,235 once and for all! 1154 01:01:38,572 --> 01:01:42,159 Oh yeah, you seemed to have a tough go last time. 1155 01:01:43,369 --> 01:01:47,037 That's before I installed my ultrapodic 1156 01:01:47,039 --> 01:01:48,414 freezing gamma rays 1157 01:01:48,416 --> 01:01:51,834 foolish quadrupeds! 1158 01:01:51,836 --> 01:01:52,670 Marlon Butterpaws, I'm not impressed. 1159 01:01:56,550 --> 01:02:01,054 Oh yeah, then allow me to impress you thoroughly then. 1160 01:02:02,139 --> 01:02:03,807 Ultrapodic gamma rays, engage! 1161 01:02:19,614 --> 01:02:21,030 We're hit! 1162 01:02:21,032 --> 01:02:23,282 Oh, gloomy space bones. 1163 01:02:23,284 --> 01:02:25,702 Engage the atomic blasters, flea bags. 1164 01:02:25,704 --> 01:02:27,744 Time to dive for the black hole 1165 01:02:27,746 --> 01:02:30,623 and out of Marlon Butterpaws' claws. 1166 01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:32,416 No way. 1167 01:02:32,418 --> 01:02:35,628 We're not going anywhere near that black hole. 1168 01:02:35,630 --> 01:02:37,130 But Princess. 1169 01:02:37,132 --> 01:02:40,467 No buts, bones, or barks, Commander Tuffnut. 1170 01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:43,510 We're going to the lower galactic quadrant. 1171 01:02:43,512 --> 01:02:46,139 I know a little salon there where they'll fluff me up 1172 01:02:46,141 --> 01:02:48,182 in the wag of the puppy's tail. 1173 01:02:48,184 --> 01:02:51,644 What in Uranus is going on, crew? 1174 01:02:51,646 --> 01:02:53,646 You should be back in the Jurassic period 1175 01:02:53,648 --> 01:02:55,733 looking for the Master Bone by now. 1176 01:02:56,650 --> 01:02:59,360 Coordinates tell me you're still in the present, 1177 01:02:59,362 --> 01:03:02,112 just wandering aimlessly from galaxy to galaxy 1178 01:03:02,114 --> 01:03:03,907 like a pack of stray mongrels. 1179 01:03:03,909 --> 01:03:05,909 And who in the woof are you? 1180 01:03:05,911 --> 01:03:08,288 I'm Captain Fuzzface IV. 1181 01:03:09,664 --> 01:03:10,954 Identify yourself. 1182 01:03:10,956 --> 01:03:13,210 I'm Princess Eugenia Marshmallow X, 1183 01:03:14,001 --> 01:03:17,836 and I got you beat by six generations of myself. 1184 01:03:17,838 --> 01:03:22,008 And I'm not going anywhere until I get my sass on. 1185 01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:23,092 What?! 1186 01:03:23,094 --> 01:03:25,552 You heard me right, Fuzzface. 1187 01:03:25,554 --> 01:03:27,679 I don't care where adventure takes me. 1188 01:03:27,681 --> 01:03:32,645 What I care about is that I look good when I get there. 1189 01:03:33,605 --> 01:03:35,229 Any questions? 1190 01:03:35,231 --> 01:03:36,648 But, but... 1191 01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:37,773 Ouch. 1192 01:03:37,775 --> 01:03:40,111 Marlon Butterpaws means business this time. 1193 01:03:40,903 --> 01:03:43,530 Crew, what is going on here? 1194 01:03:43,532 --> 01:03:46,365 The future of the galaxy is in your paws, 1195 01:03:46,367 --> 01:03:48,784 and you still haven't made it to the past. 1196 01:03:48,786 --> 01:03:51,787 Admiral Squigglebuns, the past will have to wait. 1197 01:03:51,789 --> 01:03:54,374 We've got a princess who needs to get her sass on, 1198 01:03:54,376 --> 01:03:56,583 and Marlon Butterpaws has trained his 1199 01:03:56,585 --> 01:03:59,128 ultrapodic gamma rays on us. 1200 01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:00,380 What? 1201 01:04:00,382 --> 01:04:03,300 That is absolutely inconceivable. 1202 01:04:04,844 --> 01:04:07,470 Conceived this, silly canines. 1203 01:04:07,472 --> 01:04:09,722 Who is this ridiculous feline? 1204 01:04:09,724 --> 01:04:12,851 trying to keep me from getting my fur done? 1205 01:04:12,853 --> 01:04:14,894 I'm Marlon Butterpaws, 1206 01:04:14,896 --> 01:04:18,525 and this is where you meet your demise, kibble bags. 1207 01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:26,575 This is unacceptable, unthinkable, unconscionable. 1208 01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:30,745 You must make it to the past and fetch that bone now! 1209 01:04:32,038 --> 01:04:33,912 No can do, Captain Fuzzface, 1210 01:04:33,914 --> 01:04:36,749 got my paws quite full at the moment. 1211 01:04:36,751 --> 01:04:39,126 Wa-hoo! 1212 01:04:39,128 --> 01:04:41,086 That was close. 1213 01:04:41,088 --> 01:04:43,923 We're diving for that black hole, Princess, 1214 01:04:43,925 --> 01:04:46,050 your fur's going to have to wait. 1215 01:04:46,052 --> 01:04:49,554 I protest, do you realize what the humidity 1216 01:04:49,556 --> 01:04:52,849 in the Jurassic will do to my gorgeous pelt? 1217 01:04:52,851 --> 01:04:56,519 Oh I wouldn't worry about your pelt, princess. 1218 01:04:56,521 --> 01:04:59,188 You're not going anywhere near that black hole 1219 01:04:59,190 --> 01:05:02,941 or the Location of the Master Bone, Alpha Centauri. 1220 01:05:02,943 --> 01:05:07,155 Oh yeah, how are you going to stop us? 1221 01:05:07,157 --> 01:05:09,824 You will see soon enough, silly creature. 1222 01:05:09,826 --> 01:05:12,494 Engage the galactic freezatron. 1223 01:05:12,496 --> 01:05:15,874 Galactic freezatron enraged. 1224 01:05:37,228 --> 01:05:38,894 We're frozen in time. 1225 01:05:38,896 --> 01:05:43,148 More like, we're frozen in space. 1226 01:05:43,150 --> 01:05:46,360 Let us go right now, sardine breath. 1227 01:05:46,362 --> 01:05:49,530 My pelt is frizzing as we speak. 1228 01:05:49,532 --> 01:05:52,909 You're prisoners of my galactic freezatron. 1229 01:05:52,911 --> 01:05:53,829 How you like that? 1230 01:05:54,829 --> 01:05:57,790 And now if you silly goofballs don't mind, 1231 01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:03,795 I'm on my merry way to the past to get my bone. 1232 01:06:03,797 --> 01:06:07,882 While you hang there for eternity. 1233 01:06:07,884 --> 01:06:14,264 I hope you brought a snack. 1234 01:06:14,266 --> 01:06:16,932 Not so fast, silly feline. 1235 01:06:16,934 --> 01:06:20,353 Commander Tuffnut Has an old dog's trick up his sleeve. 1236 01:06:20,355 --> 01:06:22,813 - You do? - Whoa! 1237 01:06:22,815 --> 01:06:25,775 Super cool bacon strips. 1238 01:06:25,777 --> 01:06:28,153 Ha ha, don't make me laugh, 1239 01:06:28,155 --> 01:06:30,737 foolish bag of odiferous fur. 1240 01:06:30,739 --> 01:06:35,034 Oh yeah, well laugh at this, kibble brain. 1241 01:06:35,036 --> 01:06:36,911 Engage beaming blasters. 1242 01:06:36,913 --> 01:06:38,162 Oh yeah. 1243 01:06:38,164 --> 01:06:40,541 Beaming blasters engaged. 1244 01:06:43,253 --> 01:06:45,128 Hey wait just a proton minute. 1245 01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:46,882 Where do you think you're going? 1246 01:06:49,967 --> 01:06:52,427 Sayonara, loser. 1247 01:06:52,429 --> 01:06:55,974 This is starting to look like my kind of adventure, guys. 1248 01:06:56,974 --> 01:06:58,516 Cosmic. 1249 01:06:58,518 --> 01:06:59,936 Totally cosmic. 1250 01:07:01,813 --> 01:07:05,315 There she goes, the goal is within our reach. 1251 01:07:05,317 --> 01:07:08,233 Let's get the show on the road, shall we? 1252 01:07:08,235 --> 01:07:11,945 Yeah, the bone is ours! 1253 01:07:11,947 --> 01:07:12,988 Here we are, crew. 1254 01:07:12,990 --> 01:07:15,742 It's time to get our adventure hats on. 1255 01:07:15,744 --> 01:07:17,034 You know me. 1256 01:07:17,036 --> 01:07:18,994 Which way is the bone? 1257 01:07:18,996 --> 01:07:20,412 Hmm. 1258 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:25,668 Figure that way? 1259 01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:26,505 Hmm. 1260 01:07:29,173 --> 01:07:31,550 - I'd say... - We've got company! 1261 01:07:55,911 --> 01:08:00,911 Subtitles by explosiveskull 92069

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