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Marlon Butterpaws,
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we have contacted our
informant on Planet Skibbles.
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No trace of the Master Bone.
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Drat, my trusty Tinkaroo.
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Another planet and still no
Master Bone.
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We must find that bone at once.
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What's so special about a
bone anyway, Marlon Butterpaws?
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The Master Bone is a
bone of legend.
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A bone of an ancient and rare
dinosaur.
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A bone so incredible
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it can bestow upon those who
obtain it
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the ability to rule the entire
universe.
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But the top secret agents of
Star Paws
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are also looking for the bone.
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What if they find
it before we do?
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Never, I will take care
of those pesky agents.
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They will not stop me.
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We will find the bone first.
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Once you possess the bone,
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you'll be the most powerful
kitty in the cosmos,
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Marlon Butterpaws.
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As it should be.
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I will ride from universe to
universe, galaxy to galaxy,
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dimension to dimension,
completely unstoppable,
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wreaking kitty havoc
everywhere we go!
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That's downright evil,
Marlon Butterpaws.
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I will plunder every planet
and take all their treats.
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Sardines, kibble, tuna!
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Everything fishy will be mine!
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A million
megalons into the future,
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in a galaxy inside a nebula
to the right of a black hole,
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a secret elite group stands
alone
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to protect the universe from
evil.
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This elite group is known
simply as Star Paws.
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Cadet Tony Skyfetcher.
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Cadet Billy June Spaceslobber.
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Ready for pooper-scooper
assignment, Officer Rufflebuns.
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Dog speed.
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Greeting, Captain Fuzzface.
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Always a displeasure to see your
ugly mug.
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Marlon Butterpaws.
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In the furball, Captain
Fuzzface.
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It's me, your arch-nemesis.
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I've heard you are
training your best agents
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to get to the Master Bone.
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You better believe
it, Marlon Butterpaws.
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Well, too bad about
that, ugly mug.
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I've got a secret.
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What have you done
now, Marlon Butterpaws?
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I've dognapped all
your best agents.
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Now you have nobody to
go after the Master Bone.
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And I will get to it first!
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You must release them at once.
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Why, so they can find
the Master Bone before me?
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No way.
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The Master Bone will be
mine, and mine alone.
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And with it I will rule
the universe!
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See you later, bad breath.
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I need two agents, now.
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Or the universe is kitty toast.
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Whoa, Billy June, I never
knew space-poop scooping
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could be so much fun.
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I think that's cuz
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there ain't much much poop in
space, Tony.
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That's certainly a plus,
Billy June.
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I think you mean
a minus, Tony.
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You know, cuz there's no poop,
that's a negative number.
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Either way Billy June,
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I think just being in space is
amazing.
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Yep, I reckon it is.
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Whoa, look at that nebula!
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That's pretty nice.
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Cadets Skyfetcher,
Spaceslobber.
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Hey, Agent Big Boy.
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What's the 329, Agent Big Boy?
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You mean what's the 411,
Spaceslobber.
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No, I mean 329,
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given we're 25 degrees
east of space and time,
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in the third quadrant of
Fluffbutt Nebula.
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Which means we're 2,000
light-years
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from the Star Paws space
station.
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And out here, 411 is 329.
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Yeah.
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No, it's still 411.
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Now if I make...
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What's the 329, Agent Big Boy?
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Report to Captain Fuzzface
immediately.
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Whoa, did you hear that Billy
June?
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Captain Fuzzface wants to see
us.
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Slobbery space bones!
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You think it's about our Secret
Service training test, Tony?
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What else could it be?
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Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber.
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Yes sir.
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Sir, yes sir.
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I have the results of your
Star Paws agent training tests.
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Oh boy, oh boy, this
is gonna be awesome.
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How did we do, Captain
Fuzzface?
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Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber.
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You have failed all your tests.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Both of you failed your IQ
test.
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Yeah, that was a tough one,
Captain.
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You failed your flea-and-tick
test.
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Yeah, been itching up a storm
lately.
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Those flea collars,
they don't work too good.
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You failed your fetch test.
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We didn't realize they
wanted us to fetch the paper.
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So we went for the trainer's
butt.
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A lot more to grab onto,
anyway.
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You failed your rollover test.
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Yeah, we rolled under instead.
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You definitely failed
your play dead test.
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Shucks.
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In fact, you two turned out to
be
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the worst canine recruits we've
ever had.
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Whoa.
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Incredible.
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We did achieve something.
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Despite the fact
that you two
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are utter canine recruit
failures,
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I welcome you to...
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The secret elite Star Paws
team?
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Alas, yes, we need two
new Star Paws agents, stat,
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and you're the only two
available.
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Wow, we're gonna be part
of the Star Paws team?
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You are sworn to protect
the universe from evil.
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Whoa, I hate evil so much.
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Me too.
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You must learn basic Star Paws
skills
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to complete your assigned
mission.
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I can't wait.
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Me too.
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Head to the elite
Star Paws command center
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to receive instructions.
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Oh, my space bacon strips.
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Our first mission, I just
can't wait.
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This is gonna be so cool.
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We're gonna complete
our first mission
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in flying frisbees,
Captain Fuzzface.
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I hope so, for the
sake of all the universe.
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Greetings, recruits
Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber,
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and congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Mighty space kibbles!
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I can't wait to receive
instructions for our mission.
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How's your sense of smell,
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recruits Skyfetcher and
Spaceslobber?
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We aced that test,
Agent Theodore.
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Yeah, we found that t-bone
steak in 15 seconds flat.
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Although our assignment
was to seek out
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an explosive meteorite.
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Yeah, but the t-bone smelled
way more deliciousnessness.
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Oh boy, this is gonna
be harder than I thought.
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What's our mission,
Agent Theodore?
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Your mission is to seek,
uncover, and retrieve a bone.
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If you can ever
find it, that is.
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A bone?
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Did you say bone?
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Do tell, Agent Theodore.
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Is this a t-bone we're
gonna be looking for?
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No, not a t-bone, you're
to seek, find, and retrieve
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a very special bone,
the Master Bone.
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Whoa, the Master Bone?
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Yeah, we're always
up for bones.
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Sounds like an
awesome first mission.
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Awesome yes, but
extremely dangerous too.
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Galactic treats,
we love danger.
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Not as much as we love treats.
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We're ready for
instructions, Agent Theodore.
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You will undergo Star Paws
canine development training
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and learn all you need to know
to succeed in your mission.
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Star Paws canine
development training?
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Yes, you two are not
quite ready for the mission,
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but you're the only two agents
we have.
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Total space hydrant.
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Where is everybody?
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They were dognapped by
the evil Marlon Butterpaws,
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our most demented arch-nemesis.
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Oh, right.
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Well, thankfully, you have us.
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More like unfortunately,
we have you.
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You're gonna need
much more training
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before you're ready
for your mission.
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Bones of Neptune, did
you hear that Billy June?
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We're like the best
agent duo in this place.
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Alas it is true, you're the
only agent duo in this place.
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Now without much ado,
you'll be appointed
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to our best secret
elite Star Paws agents.
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Cool kibbles,
sweet space treats.
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You'll receive lessons on how
to become a Star Paws agent.
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You will learn to sniff, spot,
and retrieve like the best.
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We'll be great retrievers.
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Yeah.
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Just remember, you're
training to retrieve
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the assigned mission object,
not random t-bone steaks.
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Oh yeah!
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We're on it.
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You will not be assigned
to the Master Bone mission
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until you finish your training.
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Is that clear?
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Super clear, Agent Theodore.
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Consider it done.
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Good.
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Now, I will assign
you your instructors.
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And if you thought your mission
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was extremely dangerous before,
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wait until you meet them.
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Whoa.
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Star Paws recruits, prepare
to meet your instructors.
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Whoa, Dr. Flatface McAdoo,
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the wildest daredevil in the
universe.
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The most amazing canine
pilot in the galaxy.
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And who are you
two kibble bags?
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I'm Star Paws
recruit Tony Skyfetcher.
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And I'm Star Paws recruit
Billy June Spaceslobber.
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I trust you two are here
on pooper-scooper duty?
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Oh no, Dr. Flatface McAdoo.
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We're here to prepare
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for our very first
Star Paws mission.
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We're here
for flight training.
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We need to be better pilots.
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Faster.
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In your dreams.
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I don't train cadets.
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Whoa, Dr. Flatface McAdoo.
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This is the coolest day my life.
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And mine.
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- It's like...
- A big bone.
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Sprinkled with kibbles.
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Covered in chocolate fudge!
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Instead, it's
Dr. Flatface McAdoo.
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In the pelt.
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Wolftastic meatballs.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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You two mutts think
you have what it takes
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to partner with the furrisome
Dr. McAdoo?
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- Yep!
- Totally!
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Very well, if you
truly have what it takes,
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you should be able to answer
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the following question
correctly.
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If you do, who knows?
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I might be impressed
enough to train you.
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Whoa, really?
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What's the question, Dr.
McAdoo?
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How many t-bone
steaks can you fit
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in a photospheric spiral
supernova?
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Oh, that's easy.
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Yeah, everybody knows
how many t-bone steaks
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you can fit in a photospheric
spiral supernova.
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Ha ha ha.
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Well, amaze me with
your acumen, recruits.
255
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Totally, Dr. McAdoo.
256
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,873
The answer is: none.
257
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,792
What?
258
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,838
What do you mean, none?
259
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,674
Yeah, the metric surface
260
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,843
of a photospheric spiral
supernova
261
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,055
is minus 90,000 megatrons.
262
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,432
Therefore you can't fit
any t-bone steaks in it.
263
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,435
Because it's not really there.
264
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,645
Nope.
265
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:20,525
But you can unfit 700,000
t-bone steaks.
266
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,486
Yeah, or in other words,
if 700,000 t-bone steaks
267
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,155
enter the photospheric
spiral supernova
268
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,406
they become negatively charged.
269
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,743
And they're immediately
transmuted to zero.
270
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,954
Leaving behind a
stew-smelling stardust residue
271
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,499
with a half-space-life
of 30 million trillion
272
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,752
mega zillion ions.
273
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,546
Which in dog years
is about three minutes.
274
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,467
What about the
t-bone steak, Tony?
275
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,218
No t-bone steaks.
276
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:52,348
Wait, if that's correct...
277
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,142
I must immediately call
Operating Officer Trixie.
278
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,396
She's in charge of the
photospheric spiral supernova
279
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,105
Star Paws station.
280
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,735
All her coordinates must be
reprogrammed.
281
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,874
Marlon Butterpaws
is at it again.
282
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,584
Marlon Butterpaws?
283
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,838
Whoa, who's Marlon Butterpaws?
284
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:31,970
He's our archiest of
arch-nemesiseses.
285
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,516
Greetings my canine nemesis.
286
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,892
Here I am.
287
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,811
The evilest of evils,
288
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,730
the most powerful kitty in the
universe,
289
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,109
Marlon Butterpaws.
290
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,569
Whoa, we have an arch-nemesis?
291
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,781
Cool bacon strips.
292
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:54,370
I'm making great progress
on my ultimate evil plan.
293
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,457
You will never succeed,
Marlon Butterpaws.
294
00:16:00,749 --> 00:16:03,085
We are training two
new great recruits
295
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,424
to beat you at your own game.
296
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,052
Who, those two fleabags?
297
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,469
Don't make me laugh.
298
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,013
Milk might start coming
out of my nose.
299
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,267
I just had breakfast.
300
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,102
That's funny.
301
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,773
Milk always comes
out of my nose.
302
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,900
Please don't waste your
time, Captain Fuzzface.
303
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,362
No matter what you do, you
cannot stop me.
304
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,282
We will.
305
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,950
No you won't.
306
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:40,290
Not with those two goofballs
as your best Star Paws agents.
307
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,123
Ridiculous!
308
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,877
Now the universe is mine.
309
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,004
And you best get ready for it.
310
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,550
Whoa, he's not kidding around.
311
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,555
There is nothing you
can do to stop me now.
312
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:59,892
The Master Bone will be mine!
313
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:06,482
I'm gonna take over the galaxy.
314
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:12,822
See ya later!
315
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,616
Whoa, what are we gonna
do, Captain Fuzzface?
316
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:19,161
It's about what you two are
going to do.
317
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,412
Us?
318
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:25,250
Unfortunately you two are our
only hope.
319
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,337
Ah, right.
320
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,380
Sweet.
321
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,591
Report to Agent BLT at once.
322
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,218
He will explain your mission.
323
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,844
We haven't got much time.
324
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,638
Greetings, recruits.
325
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,016
Hey, Agent BLT.
326
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,642
Woof to see ya.
327
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,018
You must be briefed about
our archiest of arch-nemesis,
328
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,230
Marlon Butterpaws.
329
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,066
Cool.
330
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,899
Do tell.
331
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,359
He's a bonkers feline,
332
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,276
hell-bent on taking
over the universe
333
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,947
and destroying the
Star Paws forever.
334
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:58,867
Uh, Agent BLT, why is Marlon
Butterpaws so bonkers anyway?
335
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,620
His kind was created in a lab
336
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,123
by combining all the
bonkers cat videos ever made
337
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,876
into a single living cat.
338
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,755
Whoa, he must be totally
bonkers then.
339
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,966
Absolutely loony.
340
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:16,260
So loony in fact he's been
known to ride cardboard boxes
341
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:20,347
down slopes and play patty
cake at the same time.
342
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,058
Whoa, totally crazy.
343
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,103
Infinitely wacky.
344
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,353
Incredibly weird.
345
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,773
Danger to the universe.
346
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,025
A total loose cannon.
347
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,651
Whoa.
348
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,989
And now he's looking
for the Master Bone.
349
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,159
What is the
Master Bone, Agent BLT?
350
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,036
The Master Bone is an
ancient bone of legend.
351
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,413
It is so powerful
it can wipe out
352
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,874
all of the galaxy's existence.
353
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,250
Or create it.
354
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,044
Whoever wields the Master Bone
355
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:54,548
can make whatever
they desire just happen.
356
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,885
Whoa, amazing chicken nuggets.
357
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,764
Unfortunately, all our
best Star Paws agents
358
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,432
have been dognapped
by Marlon Butterpaws.
359
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,184
You are the only two left
360
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:09,396
who can stand against that
powerful and very evil cat.
361
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,399
Yeah, we'll get to
the bone first.
362
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,276
Sure we will.
363
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,904
Even though you failed
all your training tests
364
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,990
we hope and pray that
deep down somewhere
365
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,119
you have the capacity
to find the Master Bone
366
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:28,040
and deliver us from the evil
claws of Marlon Butterpaws.
367
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,124
Yep.
368
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,085
The bone can only be found
369
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,046
by amazing sniffers and
retrievers.
370
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:38,093
For the universe is vast, and
the bone,
371
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:42,596
even if it's a gig-enormous
dinosaur bone,
372
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,682
it's well, it's just a bone.
373
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,686
So you have to train
hard and quick.
374
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,689
We will.
375
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,190
We don't have much time.
376
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,275
And Marlon Butterpaws is adamant
377
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:57,194
about getting his
claws on that bone.
378
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,363
Report to Agent Bumblety
at once.
379
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,700
He will train your noses
to sniff out bones.
380
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,497
Sir, yes sir, Agent BLT.
381
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,873
So let's get started.
382
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,044
I will fill the chamber
with different smells,
383
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,587
and you will tell me
what you're smelling.
384
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,631
Ready?
385
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:17,841
Ready Freddy.
386
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,594
What do you smell, recruits?
387
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,306
Total farts.
388
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:30,437
A delicious roast.
389
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,729
Well, which one is it?
390
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,731
Yeah, maybe it's roast.
391
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,191
What do you say Billy June?
392
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:41,199
No, on second thought I'm
gonna say totally farts.
393
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,908
Oh boy.
394
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,492
Well what was it, Agent BLT?
395
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,872
Yeah, what was that smell?
396
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,873
Bananas.
397
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,542
That was pretty close.
398
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:56,086
That wasn't close at all.
399
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,632
How in all the galaxies
of the known universe
400
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:03,637
am I going to train you in
time to beat Marlon Butterpaws?
401
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,264
Oh, don't worry Agent BLT,
402
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,391
we're confident we'll
beat him to the bone.
403
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:12,144
Yeah, mountain-of-meatballs
confident.
404
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:15,355
Goodie, I'm glad
you're confident.
405
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,192
Nobody else around here is.
406
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:22,113
Well, actually, there is one
canine in the whole universe
407
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,823
that believes in you.
408
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,533
Who is it, Agent BLT?
409
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:28,830
A foolish canine by the
name of Zen Master Birdbutt.
410
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,885
Like the smell of
bacon
411
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,764
wafts into the morning breeze,
412
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:52,352
so you have floated into my
energy field,
413
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,813
Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber.
414
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,146
Zen Master Birdbutt,
415
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,982
the most incredible zen
master in the galaxy.
416
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,442
Yes that's me.
417
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,863
I am indeed he whom
you speak of.
418
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,199
I am Zen Master Birdbutt.
419
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,450
You he
really believe in us,
420
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,327
Zen Master Birdbutt?
421
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,582
You believe we can
accomplish this here mission
422
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,085
and get to the Master Bone
before Marlon Butterpaws?
423
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,423
Yes I do.
424
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:23,674
You are the answer
to saving the universe
425
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,009
from kitty domination.
426
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:30,267
So it was written on the bacon
strips I had a for breakfast.
427
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,892
And on my houndoscope page.
428
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,353
Whoa.
429
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:40,357
I will help you along
on your dangerous mission
430
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:44,362
by teaching you the ancient
wisdoms of the yogi,
431
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:49,324
the art of the ninjas, the
courage of the space samurai.
432
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,162
Cool.
433
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,496
Do we get to throw ninja stars?
434
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,873
Wushu whip chains?
435
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,874
No!
436
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,625
Bummer.
437
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:02,881
You are here to master
your dog senses.
438
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:06,301
To become a true
Star Paws agent.
439
00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:09,261
You have a long way to go
440
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:13,141
before you will reach
your full potential.
441
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:17,812
I will train you in the
ways of the canine samurai.
442
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,981
I believe you will
accomplish your mission
443
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,401
in flying colors.
444
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:27,029
You just need the
zen master lotus touch.
445
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,157
What are you gonna teach
us, Zen Master Birdbutt?
446
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,283
Front-paw kick?
447
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,494
Paw-heel strike?
448
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:35,162
Silly pups.
449
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:38,917
Those are unnecessary for
accomplishing your mission.
450
00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:42,461
Instead you two
will need to sharpen
451
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:45,340
your bone-retrieving noses.
452
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,382
Oh yeah.
453
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:49,052
You will use your mind
454
00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:53,389
to expand your olfactory
receptor in your brain.
455
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,933
Oh, super cool.
456
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,437
You will also use your mind
457
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:03,650
to hopefully expand
your actual mind.
458
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,943
Since your IQ tests have
revealed
459
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,113
a lower-than-normal dog IQ.
460
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,243
Actually you have more like
the IQ of a sea cucumber.
461
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,663
I love sea cucumbers.
462
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,334
I have met the recruits,
Captain Fuzzface.
463
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:26,381
I believe in the power of
Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber.
464
00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,424
They are the chosen pups,
465
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:32,386
the ones who can fetch the
Master Bone.
466
00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:36,391
For all the meatballs in the
galaxy, Zen Master Birdbutt,
467
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,687
I sure hope you're right.
468
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,563
You're playing with our lives.
469
00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:43,398
The destiny of the entire galaxy
470
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,401
is in the hands of two
pooper-scooper pups
471
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:51,363
who failed every single
Star Paws training test.
472
00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,533
They shall succeed.
473
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,994
They will retrieve
the Master Bone
474
00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:58,997
before Marlon Butterpaws does.
475
00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:03,500
Are you absolutely,
positively sure?
476
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,462
Sometimes the clouds
form over the river
477
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,338
when it's still snowing.
478
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,966
What does that mean,
Zen Master Birdbutt?
479
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,510
It means...
480
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,555
I have no idea.
481
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,600
Oh boy, I hope
Officer Butterball
482
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:20,267
can do something with these two.
483
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,728
Time is of the essence.
484
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,103
I fear what would happen
485
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:26,442
if that feline gets his
paws on the Master Bone.
486
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:47,923
Marlon Butterpaws, we have
located the Master Bone.
487
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,592
Magnificent,
my trusty Tinkaroo,
488
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:55,178
you are a bringer
of excellent news.
489
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:59,099
Do tell, where is
the Master Bone?
490
00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:03,978
It's on a planet called
Location of the Master Bone,
491
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,481
Alpha Centauri in
the Bubble Galaxy,
492
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:12,152
and is reached by passing
through the Fizzle Black Hole.
493
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:15,489
What, what did you say
the planet is called?
494
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,409
It's called Location of the
Master Bone,
495
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:21,206
Alpha Centauri, sir.
496
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,959
Wait, are you saying the
Master Bone is on a planet
497
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,838
called Location of the
Master Bone, Alpha Centauri?
498
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:32,923
Yes, Marlon Butterpaws.
499
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,508
Well why in the
whole wide universe
500
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:38,054
we never thought of checking
there for the Master Bone?
501
00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:39,805
Oh, I did.
502
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:40,642
You did?
503
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,977
Wait, how long have you
known about the existence
504
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,690
of Location of the Master
Bone, Alpha Centauri?
505
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:52,028
Oh, about 7,000 trillion ions.
506
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,489
And you just decided
to check it out now?
507
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:58,991
No Marlon Butterpaws,
508
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:03,537
I checked it out last
week and found the bone.
509
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:05,539
But then I thought
you wanted to have fun
510
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,375
looking for the bone
all over the universe.
511
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:09,960
You know, being a cat and all.
512
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:14,423
What, what's that got
to do with being a cat?
513
00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:17,384
I always see cats
on YouTube videos
514
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:21,972
just chasing the same
laser light for hours,
515
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,977
even though they totally
know they can't catch it.
516
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:29,605
I imagine you find
that to be fun.
517
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,775
Well, that is fun,
518
00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:35,027
but we are talking about
universe domination here.
519
00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:39,615
Of course, but a cat is a cat.
520
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:43,577
I mean, you did have fun
scouring the universe
521
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:47,039
looking for the
Master Bone, right?
522
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:49,542
Well yes, of course I did.
523
00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:53,340
I'm just here to
serve, Marlon Butterpaws.
524
00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,469
Recruits Skyfetcher and
Spaceslobber,
525
00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:02,639
report to Officer Butterball.
526
00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:05,642
Intergalactic steaks,
Officer Butterball.
527
00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:08,353
This is the most
exciting day of my life.
528
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,437
And mine.
529
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:12,649
And my most underwhelming.
530
00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:14,691
Who are you two mongrels
supposed to be?
531
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,236
We're recruits Tony Skyfetcher
532
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,987
and Billy June Spaceslobber.
533
00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:19,530
We're here to be trained to...
534
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:23,785
Oh yes, you are two runts
who don't know the first thing
535
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:26,161
about being Star Paws agents.
536
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,538
Yeah!
537
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,373
Yeah, that's us.
538
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,042
My assignment
is to train youse
539
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:34,754
to be great agents in 17 hours.
540
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,046
Whoa.
541
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,216
You shall think like
a Star Paws agent.
542
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,552
You shall live like
a Star Paws agent.
543
00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:42,636
Sniff like a Star Paws agent.
544
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,430
Fetch like a Star Paws agent.
545
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:48,267
And most importantly behave
like a Star Paws agent.
546
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,393
Is that clear?
547
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,853
Crystal,
Officer Butterball.
548
00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,980
Where
do we begin?
549
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:57,945
We begin from
lesson one of 10,002.
550
00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,071
Dancing space daisies.
551
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:01,948
I'll get the popcorn.
552
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,824
Recruits Skyfetcher and
Spaceslobber,
553
00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:06,744
report to Agent Bumblety.
554
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:10,414
The plan here is to
modify your cerebral cortex
555
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,375
to match that of an
actual Star Paws agent.
556
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,919
We can do that?
557
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:18,338
We'll be turned into amazing
Star Paws agents in no time,
558
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,716
Agent Bumblety?
559
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:24,219
Alas, not even my
computers are that powerful.
560
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,764
Shucks.
561
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,515
But we'll do our best.
562
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:31,145
Now recruits, pay
attention to your monitors.
563
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:37,277
You will observe on the
computer screen a food item.
564
00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:38,985
A bone.
565
00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,821
- Lovely
- Succulent.
566
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,698
Very good.
567
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:48,705
Now, what would you do
if you found such a bone?
568
00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:51,706
Eat it of course.
569
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:54,875
Devour it, obviously.
570
00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:55,709
W-what?
571
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:58,755
What do you mean, devour it?
572
00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:01,757
What else would you do with
a bone if not gnaw on it good?
573
00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:05,678
Yeah, really, what else
is there to do with a bone?
574
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,349
No no no no.
575
00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:14,356
You're supposed to retrieve
the bone, not eat it.
576
00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:16,480
Whoa.
577
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,857
If something is to be
retrieved and not eaten,
578
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:22,112
why would it be in the
shape of a bone?
579
00:30:22,114 --> 00:30:23,779
Coincidence?
580
00:30:23,781 --> 00:30:25,614
I don't think so.
581
00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:26,740
There!
582
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,450
You're supposed
to rewire your brain
583
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,786
to be able to find the bone
584
00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:33,789
and return it to Star Paws
headquarters.
585
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:36,834
It's the Master Bone.
586
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:40,880
A bone of incredible powers,
587
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:43,674
beyond any other!
588
00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,259
It's not lunch.
589
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:46,804
But it's gigantic.
590
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:51,559
And
incrediblicious.
591
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:55,728
For all the lasagna
in the universe.
592
00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:58,856
We got a lot more work to do
593
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:02,528
if we want to beat Marlon
Butterpaws to the bone.
594
00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,488
Recruits Skyfetcher and
Spaceslobber,
595
00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:06,991
report to Dr. McAdoo.
596
00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:14,873
- Yes sir.
- Sir.
597
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:19,669
We're back to get more
training, Dr. McAdoo.
598
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:20,711
Did Operating Officer Trixie
599
00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,881
reprogram the photospheric
spiral supernova
600
00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:23,757
Star Paws stations coordinates
601
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,008
according to our calculations,
Dr. McAdoo?
602
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,886
She did, indeed.
603
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,055
Oh, sweet potato
patties, how did that go?
604
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,892
The photospheric spiral
supernova
605
00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:38,145
Star Paws station blew up.
606
00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,855
Oh, bummer.
607
00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:44,736
Agent Trixie lost all
her fur in the blast.
608
00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:48,907
She's floating in space,
completely bald.
609
00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:50,199
Totally toast.
610
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:54,161
It will take us 70 ions to
rescue her.
611
00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:56,372
Oh, blasted tomatoes.
612
00:31:56,374 --> 00:32:01,376
And I suppose now I
have to train you two
613
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,837
to save the universe.
614
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:06,091
We're under attack!
615
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:07,257
Awesome.
616
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,802
This is the most fun I've had
617
00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:12,471
since our New Year's Eve
pooper-scooper party.
618
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:13,307
Wa-hoo!
619
00:32:14,226 --> 00:32:16,726
Marlon Butterpaws
is back.
620
00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,103
He's pretty cool.
621
00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:20,354
Yeah, totally.
622
00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:25,362
May I remind you Marlon Butterpaws
is our enemy, recruits?
623
00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:27,112
Oh, right.
624
00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:31,949
Well well well, I got
news for you, Star Paws.
625
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,826
Looks like I finally discovered
626
00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:36,328
the whereabouts
of the Master Bone.
627
00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,705
You have?
628
00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:38,998
It's not possible,
629
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,209
we've had our best
agents on it for years,
630
00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:43,585
and they never
could find anything.
631
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,380
That's because
Star Paws agents
632
00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:47,882
are dog-brained
fools, of course.
633
00:32:47,884 --> 00:32:51,135
I on the other hand
have a cat brain,
634
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:54,805
therefore I am
much much smarter.
635
00:32:54,807 --> 00:33:00,228
You thought Marlon Butterpaws
couldn't find the Master Bone?
636
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:04,023
It's a small universe when
you're a smart kitty like me.
637
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:09,030
I'm going to take over
the universe.
638
00:33:12,451 --> 00:33:16,995
If I weren't
retired...
639
00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:19,998
Oh, I ought to...
640
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,834
Oh, for for all the raw
deals in the universe,
641
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:27,046
this feline makes me lose my Zen
cool.
642
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:31,593
Oh, stop whining Star
Paws, it doesn't suit you.
643
00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:36,600
What does suit you is being
total losers.
644
00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:39,603
Whoa.
645
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,520
Now if you fellows don't mind,
646
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:47,234
I'm off getting my rapacious
little claws on the bone.
647
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:53,864
Sayonara, dumb critters.
648
00:33:53,866 --> 00:34:02,998
We are in so much trouble.
649
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,959
Tinkaroo, I trust
we are heading
650
00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:07,378
straight for the location
of the Master Bone,
651
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,338
Alpha Centauri planet?
652
00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:14,094
Yes Marlon Butterpaws, but
we will not get to the planet,
653
00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:18,055
no matter how much we try.
654
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:21,601
For all the stuffed mice in
the universe, why ever not?
655
00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:24,938
Well, because the
location of the Master Bone,
656
00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:29,027
Alpha Centauri is not there.
657
00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:31,693
What?
658
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,403
What are you talking about,
Tinkaroo?
659
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:36,990
The planet is not
where it should be.
660
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:40,286
My little kitty brain is
about to explode, Tinkaroo.
661
00:34:40,288 --> 00:34:42,079
You must explain this to me.
662
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,999
What do you mean the
Location of the Master Bone,
663
00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:46,961
Alpha Centauri
planet is not there?
664
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:52,884
Simple, the Location of the
Master Bone, Alpha Centauri
665
00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:57,052
is an ancient planet that
has come into existence
666
00:34:57,054 --> 00:35:00,932
more than seven
trillion ions ago.
667
00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:05,269
And has since imploded, and
the Master Bone with it.
668
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:09,106
What, you're telling me
there was a Master Bone
669
00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:12,401
and now there is no Master Bone?
670
00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:14,737
Precisely.
671
00:35:14,739 --> 00:35:19,744
There can be no bone since
there is no longer a planet
672
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:24,165
named Location of the
Master Bone, Alpha Centauri.
673
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:30,628
But you told me
there was a Master Bone.
674
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:33,298
Yes, of course, as some point
675
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,760
in the history of the cosmos
there was.
676
00:35:36,762 --> 00:35:41,097
Now, poof, it's gone.
677
00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:42,347
That's just great.
678
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:44,391
How in the whole wide Milky Way
679
00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:47,061
am I gonna get my
claws on the Master Bone
680
00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:49,396
if the planet that
contained the Master Bone
681
00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:52,525
has been gone for
seven trillion ions?
682
00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:55,905
May I suggest a time machine?
683
00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:08,958
Captain Fuzzface, we have
finally located the Master Bone.
684
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,545
Great, let's do it before
Marlon Butterpaws does.
685
00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:14,755
We cannot, Captain Fuzzface.
686
00:36:14,757 --> 00:36:17,175
Why ever not, Agent Theodore?
687
00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:21,932
Unfortunately that planet
is no longer in existence.
688
00:36:24,059 --> 00:36:25,391
What?
689
00:36:25,393 --> 00:36:28,269
Yes the bone was
on a planet called
690
00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:31,021
the Location of the Master
Bone, Alpha Centauri.
691
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,858
It was an ancient planet
that has come into existence
692
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,153
more than seven trillion ions
ago and has since imploded.
693
00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:39,363
And the Master Bone with it.
694
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:44,077
Then it will be impossible
for Marlon Butterpaws
695
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:45,119
to get to it.
696
00:36:45,121 --> 00:36:47,664
Never underestimate
a space kitty
697
00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:51,041
with universe
domination on his mind.
698
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,711
I hear Marlon Butterpaws
is building a time machine
699
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,921
to travel back
seven trillion ions
700
00:36:55,923 --> 00:36:58,133
and make it to the Location
of the Master Bone,
701
00:36:58,135 --> 00:37:00,092
Alpha Centauri.
702
00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:03,095
Oh boy, we must get
Skyfetcher and Spaceslobber
703
00:37:03,097 --> 00:37:06,266
in a time machine
as soon as possible.
704
00:37:06,268 --> 00:37:09,601
We have Dr. Henbrain
working on it right now.
705
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:11,771
He's going to
retrofit your starship
706
00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,608
to travel back in time.
707
00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:20,070
You fetched us, Dr. Henbrain?
708
00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:23,782
Yes, we must
prepare you two to get to
709
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:26,163
the Location of the Master
Bone, Alpha Centauri.
710
00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:30,414
The Location of the
Master Bone, Alpha Centauri?
711
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,958
Where's that?
712
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,918
Nowhere as of now.
713
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,920
But we're about to
change all that.
714
00:37:35,922 --> 00:37:38,965
We're sending you
back seven trillion ions
715
00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:42,719
to retrieve a bone that
doesn't exist anymore.
716
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:43,595
Awesome.
717
00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:44,429
Wait...
718
00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:45,387
What?
719
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:47,389
We we are building a time pod
720
00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:50,226
which you will fly
across space and time,
721
00:37:50,228 --> 00:37:53,104
all the way to the Location
of the Master Bone,
722
00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:57,733
Alpha Centauri, that's where
you'll find the Master Bone.
723
00:37:57,735 --> 00:37:59,778
Milk bones and Milky Way.
724
00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:01,072
Oh that's amazing.
725
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:06,034
Yes, you
will travel back in time,
726
00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:09,579
and you will arrive to the
Location of the Master Bone,
727
00:38:09,581 --> 00:38:15,084
Alpha Centauri during that
planet's Jurassic period.
728
00:38:15,086 --> 00:38:19,630
You mean a time of space
Tyrannosaurus, and...
729
00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:23,133
Galactic Triceratops, and...
730
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,595
And Velociraptors, yes.
731
00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:26,929
Wowza.
732
00:38:26,931 --> 00:38:29,014
This is gonna be awesome.
733
00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:30,974
That's where the
Master Bone is.
734
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:34,186
I mean was, before
the planet imploded
735
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:36,563
seven trillion ions ago.
736
00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:39,775
Whoa, that's mine-bending
Dr. Henbrain.
737
00:38:39,777 --> 00:38:42,278
What Marlon Butterpaws
doesn't know
738
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,447
is we can also build a time pod
739
00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:47,282
and beat him to the punch.
740
00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:49,911
I must figure out the
Master Bone Alpha Centauri's
741
00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:54,374
original coordinates then
teleport you to the past,
742
00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:57,251
where you'll sniff out,
snatch, fetch,
743
00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:58,836
and bring the bone back to us
744
00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:02,132
before Marlon Butterpaws
gets a chance to get it.
745
00:39:02,134 --> 00:39:04,675
Whoa, sounds like a plan.
746
00:39:04,677 --> 00:39:07,345
A meatball of a plan.
747
00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:08,720
We're so ready.
748
00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:10,932
In order to blast to the past
749
00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:13,392
you must first make it
to the Bubble Galaxy.
750
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:17,354
Once there you will pass
through the Fizzle black hole.
751
00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:20,191
The black hole will
catapult you into the past,
752
00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:22,110
where you'll find the location
753
00:39:22,112 --> 00:39:24,820
of the Master Bone,
Alpha Centauri.
754
00:39:24,822 --> 00:39:26,113
All clear?
755
00:39:26,115 --> 00:39:28,117
- Sparkling.
- Darn tootin'.
756
00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:32,954
Captain Fuzzface.
757
00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:35,039
Admiral Squigglebuns.
758
00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:38,251
I heard that Marlon
Butterpaws is at it again.
759
00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:40,086
Is that true?
760
00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:41,545
Indeed he is.
761
00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:44,632
Marlon Butterpaws is always
up to something or other.
762
00:39:44,634 --> 00:39:47,635
He is a cat after all.
763
00:39:47,637 --> 00:39:52,432
Is it true he's trying to get
his paws on the Master Bone?
764
00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:56,436
Also Admiral Squigglebuns,
it is true.
765
00:39:56,438 --> 00:40:00,400
We cannot allow that pesky
feline to get to the bone.
766
00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:05,028
You hear me, Captain
Fuzzface, we cannot allow it.
767
00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,945
Yes sir, Admiral Squigglebuns.
768
00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:10,617
Well what is Star Paws
gonna do to prevent it?
769
00:40:10,619 --> 00:40:14,244
What are we gonna do, I'll
tell you what we're gonna do.
770
00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:18,416
We will beat Marlon
Butterpaws at his own game
771
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:21,961
and retrieve the bone
before he does, that's what.
772
00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:26,382
Or my name is not Captain
Fuzzface IV.
773
00:40:26,384 --> 00:40:28,804
How exactly do you
intend to do that?
774
00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:31,970
I hear he's preparing
a time machine
775
00:40:31,972 --> 00:40:33,847
to get to the bone first.
776
00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:36,726
We will create a
time machine first.
777
00:40:36,728 --> 00:40:38,936
We will beat him to the bone.
778
00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:43,943
And who exactly is going to
go on such a risky mission?
779
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:47,612
I hear Marlon Butterpaws
has pretty much dognapped
780
00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:51,157
all your best agents,
Captain Fuzzface.
781
00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:55,494
We're in the process of
training two great new agents
782
00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:57,956
as we speak, Admiral
Squigglebuns.
783
00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:01,918
Just incredible agents,
that they are.
784
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,838
Are we talking about
Tony Skyfetcher
785
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,965
and Billy June Spaceslobber?
786
00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:09,550
The pooper scoopers?
787
00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:13,429
Yes, Admiral Squigglebuns,
those are the ones.
788
00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:17,057
Oh, dog help us all.
789
00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:21,646
You cannot let that happen,
we must use our secret weapon.
790
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:22,813
You mean?
791
00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:26,066
Yes, that's exactly
who I mean.
792
00:41:26,068 --> 00:41:29,445
But he, he's a loose cannon.
793
00:41:29,447 --> 00:41:32,158
He might be the only
chance we got, Captain.
794
00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:39,789
Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber.
795
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:44,543
Despite the trust Zen Master
Birdbutt has placed in you two,
796
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:49,423
I have my reservations.
797
00:41:49,425 --> 00:41:51,469
- Bummer.
- Ultimate drag.
798
00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,889
I just cannot entrust the
entire fate of the galaxy
799
00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:58,474
to two pooper-scooper recruits
800
00:41:58,476 --> 00:42:02,771
who failed every Star
Paws test ever created.
801
00:42:02,773 --> 00:42:07,358
And, I might add, who were
single-handedly responsible
802
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,945
for the destruction of the
photospheric spiral supernova
803
00:42:10,947 --> 00:42:12,572
Star Paws station.
804
00:42:12,574 --> 00:42:15,365
I simply will not.
805
00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:17,075
Soggy kibbles.
806
00:42:17,077 --> 00:42:20,621
Well that just really
peed on my dog parade.
807
00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:24,458
Unfortunately I do not have
anybody who can replace you,
808
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:26,376
given all our best active agents
809
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:31,423
have been dognapped
by Marlon Butterpaws.
810
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:33,133
Clue me.
811
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:35,385
Therefore I have no option
812
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:37,264
but to send you
two on the mission.
813
00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:42,519
But I have decided to
assign you a partner.
814
00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:43,811
A partner?
815
00:42:43,813 --> 00:42:44,647
Yes.
816
00:42:46,023 --> 00:42:49,191
I wouldn't dream of getting
him out of retirement
817
00:42:49,193 --> 00:42:51,735
if the situation were
not so critical
818
00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:55,322
as to command extreme remedy.
819
00:42:55,324 --> 00:43:00,202
He is a rough space
warrior of great repute.
820
00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:05,210
His name is Commander
Eugenius Calzone Tuffnut X.
821
00:43:07,378 --> 00:43:09,586
Wow, did you say...
822
00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:12,634
Commander Eugenius
Calzone Tuffnut X?
823
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,554
The best Star Paws
agent that ever existed?
824
00:43:17,556 --> 00:43:18,720
Ever?
825
00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:20,472
The one.
826
00:43:20,474 --> 00:43:23,601
Liver sticks, Commander Tuffnut
fought every single battle
827
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:26,146
ever fought since the beginning
of time.
828
00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:29,816
And before there was time he
fought outside time itself.
829
00:43:29,818 --> 00:43:31,985
He was at the Battle
of the Seven Planets
830
00:43:31,987 --> 00:43:34,278
against the mighty space hippos.
831
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,990
He broke the space-time
barrier with a single burp.
832
00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:40,952
He is amazing.
833
00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:42,954
Well well well.
834
00:43:42,956 --> 00:43:45,248
Commander Tuffnut.
835
00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:48,501
- Commander Tuffnut.
- Commander Tuffnut.
836
00:43:48,503 --> 00:43:51,588
So Captain Fuzzface, these
are the pooper-scoopers
837
00:43:51,590 --> 00:43:53,255
you've seen fit partnering me
with
838
00:43:53,257 --> 00:43:55,883
for the most important
mission of my career.
839
00:43:55,885 --> 00:43:57,887
I apologize, Commander
Tuffnut, but...
840
00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:02,097
Very well, I hear
the galaxy is in peril
841
00:44:02,099 --> 00:44:04,057
and action must
be taken at once.
842
00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:06,813
Beggars can't be choosers,
they will do.
843
00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:15,528
Whoa, Commander Tuffnut.
844
00:44:15,530 --> 00:44:16,695
Whiskers and all.
845
00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:19,324
That's right,
I'm Commander Tuffnut.
846
00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:21,575
And never forget it.
847
00:44:21,577 --> 00:44:24,662
Are you ready to commence
space-time blast-off?
848
00:44:24,664 --> 00:44:26,079
- Ready.
- Ready.
849
00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:29,666
Now Skyfetcher, Spaceslobber,
Commander Tuffnut,
850
00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:34,088
upon blast-off you will travel
at 10,000 light-years speed
851
00:44:34,090 --> 00:44:35,507
towards Bubble Galaxy.
852
00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:39,219
Once there you will pass
through the Fizzle black hole.
853
00:44:39,221 --> 00:44:41,595
The black hole will catapult you
854
00:44:41,597 --> 00:44:44,307
seven trillion ions into the
past,
855
00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,851
where you will find the
Location of the Master Bone,
856
00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,436
Alpha Centauri.
857
00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:51,648
Remember to keep your nose
trained toward the Master Bone.
858
00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:54,483
Your mission is to find,
fetch, and retrieve it
859
00:44:54,485 --> 00:44:57,320
before Marlon Butterpaws gets to
it.
860
00:44:57,322 --> 00:44:58,530
That get through?
861
00:44:58,532 --> 00:44:59,697
Yes sir.
862
00:44:59,699 --> 00:45:01,115
Yes sir.
863
00:45:01,117 --> 00:45:03,494
Shut up you foolish
Dr. Simpleton.
864
00:45:04,746 --> 00:45:07,746
Don't you know who I am,
I am Commander Tuffnut.
865
00:45:07,748 --> 00:45:09,624
Don't tell me what to do.
866
00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:12,711
I was born with an internal
compass towards adventure.
867
00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:15,380
Let's get this puppy in the sky
868
00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:17,715
and let's kick some space butt.
869
00:45:17,717 --> 00:45:18,842
Whoa.
870
00:45:18,844 --> 00:45:21,427
Dog tootin'.
871
00:45:21,429 --> 00:45:23,472
Alrighty then.
872
00:45:36,610 --> 00:45:39,070
Whoa, Commander Tuffnut,
how did you ever defeat
873
00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:42,072
the invisible walrus army
in the Battle of Longtooth?
874
00:45:42,074 --> 00:45:45,577
I defeated them by doing
what I'm about to do to you,
875
00:45:45,579 --> 00:45:48,746
you puny little
pooper-scooping bag of fleas
876
00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:51,081
if you don't shut your muzzle.
877
00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:54,961
Whoa, Commander Tuffnut,
you're my hero.
878
00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:57,755
You bet your silly
little butt I'm a hero.
879
00:45:57,757 --> 00:46:00,675
I was fighting wars
before you were born.
880
00:46:00,677 --> 00:46:02,512
Now, let's get this
puppy speeding.
881
00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:10,267
Uh, Commander Tuffnut,
I think we're pushing
882
00:46:10,269 --> 00:46:12,269
10,000 light-years
per minute here.
883
00:46:12,271 --> 00:46:14,731
This craft can't go
any faster than that.
884
00:46:14,733 --> 00:46:17,441
Don't be a ridiculous
bag of treats.
885
00:46:17,443 --> 00:46:19,151
I've gone faster
riding a wheelchair
886
00:46:19,153 --> 00:46:20,695
down one of Saturn's rings.
887
00:46:20,697 --> 00:46:36,795
Let's push this baby to the max.
888
00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:39,046
What was that sound,
y'all reckon?
889
00:46:39,048 --> 00:46:40,632
Did we hit
space marbles?
890
00:46:40,634 --> 00:46:43,717
We are probably breaking
the speed of ultrasonic light.
891
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,222
Yeah, now we are talking.
892
00:46:48,682 --> 00:46:50,141
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.
893
00:46:50,143 --> 00:46:51,684
Uh-oh.
894
00:46:51,686 --> 00:46:55,729
Well well well, looks as if we
hit a snag.
895
00:46:55,731 --> 00:46:58,358
Yeah, the time machine is
stalled.
896
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,318
We're stuck in space.
897
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,860
Nothing a good jump won't fix.
898
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:05,155
I eat stalled time machines
for breakfast.
899
00:47:05,157 --> 00:47:08,117
Yo, Sonny, what's
happening my friend?
900
00:47:08,119 --> 00:47:12,831
Yo Tuffnut, what solar winds
blow you around these parts?
901
00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:16,501
Eh, you know how it is, Sonny,
it's the wind of adventure,
902
00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:17,668
that's what it is.
903
00:47:17,670 --> 00:47:20,755
Blows this way and that, and...
904
00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:22,632
I thought you was retired.
905
00:47:22,634 --> 00:47:26,385
I was, I tried to leave the
life of peril and adventure,
906
00:47:26,387 --> 00:47:28,804
but these good-for-nothing
imbeciles
907
00:47:28,806 --> 00:47:30,597
can't get nothing
done without me.
908
00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:32,224
I hear you Tuffnut.
909
00:47:32,226 --> 00:47:34,269
Say, what can I do for you?
910
00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:35,436
I need a jump.
911
00:47:35,438 --> 00:47:37,438
A jump, where you at?
912
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,191
Hey, you two dingle
brains, where are we at?
913
00:47:40,193 --> 00:47:41,693
According to our
calculations...
914
00:47:41,695 --> 00:47:44,028
We're in the middle
of nowhere.
915
00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:47,574
About to crash into the pits
of fire of Planet Lavatron.
916
00:47:47,576 --> 00:47:50,242
Right, uh, Sonny,
you heard him.
917
00:47:50,244 --> 00:47:51,577
We're in the middle of nowhere,
918
00:47:51,579 --> 00:47:54,789
about to crash into the pits
of fire of Planet Lavatron.
919
00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:57,333
So, you gonna give a good
friend a jump or what?
920
00:47:57,335 --> 00:48:00,043
Middle of nowhere, you say?
921
00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:03,298
Yeah I know that place of the
galaxy like the back of my paw
922
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:04,758
but that's gonna cost you.
923
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,633
Subatomic liquid nitrogen fuel
924
00:48:06,635 --> 00:48:08,762
doesn't come cheap these days.
925
00:48:08,764 --> 00:48:10,929
Uh, Commander Tuffnut?
926
00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:14,099
Just get me to Planet
Lavatron in one piece will you?
927
00:48:14,101 --> 00:48:17,519
I'll get this baby back in
tip-top shape in no time.
928
00:48:17,521 --> 00:48:19,773
I've got some
friends down there.
929
00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:21,651
Fine, but it's gonna cost you.
930
00:48:28,867 --> 00:48:31,867
Captain Fuzzface, where in
the world is the starship?
931
00:48:31,869 --> 00:48:34,748
They should have arrived
at the destination by now.
932
00:48:38,126 --> 00:48:40,796
I bring nefarious
news, Captain Fuzzface.
933
00:48:46,134 --> 00:48:49,094
What on Jupiter's
moons is going on?
934
00:48:49,096 --> 00:48:50,845
You three should have
made it back in time
935
00:48:50,847 --> 00:48:53,430
and to the Location of the
Master Bone Alpha Centauri
936
00:48:53,432 --> 00:48:54,599
by now.
937
00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:56,851
Just a minor setback,
Captain Fuzzface.
938
00:48:56,853 --> 00:49:00,521
Minor setback,
whatever do you mean?
939
00:49:00,523 --> 00:49:03,733
Uh, we're about to crash
onto Planet Lavatron,
940
00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:05,818
not a problem.
941
00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:07,778
Not a problem?
942
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:10,782
Nah, nothing to worry
about, I've got this.
943
00:49:10,784 --> 00:49:14,452
The survival of the galaxy
depends on this mission,
944
00:49:14,454 --> 00:49:16,079
Commander Tuffnut.
945
00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:18,789
Uh, Commander Tuffnut?
946
00:49:18,791 --> 00:49:19,835
Five seconds to impact.
947
00:49:22,795 --> 00:49:24,420
What is
happening now?
948
00:49:24,422 --> 00:49:26,340
I think
we're crashing!
949
00:49:38,853 --> 00:49:43,188
Ah, here we are,
lovely as ever.
950
00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:49,612
Whoa, but now now
what Commander Tuffnut?
951
00:49:49,614 --> 00:49:50,863
Bugeyes, my friend.
952
00:49:50,865 --> 00:49:52,865
Commander Tuffnut.
953
00:49:52,867 --> 00:49:56,369
You look just like
you did 50 ions ago.
954
00:49:56,371 --> 00:49:58,746
Trying to keep up
with the times, Bugeyes.
955
00:49:58,748 --> 00:50:01,585
Now tell me, I'm on the market
for a nebulizatron 7000.
956
00:50:03,335 --> 00:50:05,171
A nebulizatron 7000,
they don't come cheap.
957
00:50:07,548 --> 00:50:09,590
Money is no problem.
958
00:50:09,592 --> 00:50:12,385
I got my Star Paws card with me,
959
00:50:12,387 --> 00:50:13,970
I'll put it on their tab.
960
00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:15,387
Just name your price.
961
00:50:15,389 --> 00:50:17,557
Uh, Commander Tuffnut?
962
00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:19,266
Captain Fuzzface
ain't gonna be
963
00:50:19,268 --> 00:50:21,519
none too pleased about that.
964
00:50:21,521 --> 00:50:24,521
Nonsense, we're saving
the galaxy aren't we?
965
00:50:24,523 --> 00:50:27,275
What's a few million bucks in
the grand scheme of things.
966
00:50:27,277 --> 00:50:31,070
Well, if that's the
case, say Beef,
967
00:50:31,072 --> 00:50:33,990
didn't we just get in some
top-of-the-line models?
968
00:50:33,992 --> 00:50:38,411
Oh yeah Hoss, I got some
stuff that'll get you flying
969
00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:42,373
like an overcharged photon.
970
00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:44,503
Magnificent, bring it on.
971
00:50:50,257 --> 00:50:54,302
Ah, sailing smoothly
once again.
972
00:50:54,304 --> 00:50:57,639
What did I tell you fellas,
I've got it covered.
973
00:50:57,641 --> 00:50:59,891
Whoa, you're the
best, Commander Tuffnut.
974
00:50:59,893 --> 00:51:02,769
We're on our way to the
Location of the Master Bone,
975
00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,354
Alpha Centauri.
976
00:51:04,356 --> 00:51:05,190
Wee-hoo!
977
00:51:08,025 --> 00:51:10,568
Way to go, Commander Tuffnut.
978
00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:13,947
That's right, you leave
it to me, you ain't seen...
979
00:51:13,949 --> 00:51:15,367
Hey, where did you go?
980
00:51:19,746 --> 00:51:23,123
Ah ha, I got you two
impossible fleabags.
981
00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,708
You were the
Star Paws last hope,
982
00:51:25,710 --> 00:51:29,003
and now you are in my claws.
983
00:51:29,005 --> 00:51:29,963
Whoa.
984
00:51:29,965 --> 00:51:32,173
For all the bacon
in the universe.
985
00:51:32,175 --> 00:51:34,508
Where are we?
986
00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:37,387
You are in my ship,
you goofy tailwaggers.
987
00:51:37,389 --> 00:51:39,472
You are my prisoners.
988
00:51:39,474 --> 00:51:41,724
Totally soggy buns.
989
00:51:41,726 --> 00:51:44,436
We've been dognapped.
990
00:51:44,438 --> 00:51:46,019
That's right.
991
00:51:46,021 --> 00:51:50,066
And now you will not be able
to continue your mission.
992
00:51:50,068 --> 00:51:54,612
And I, Marlon Butterpaws,
will find and snatch
993
00:51:54,614 --> 00:51:57,865
the master bomb
before anybody else.
994
00:51:57,867 --> 00:52:00,159
And nobody can stop me.
995
00:52:00,161 --> 00:52:04,956
Tuff luck, Star Paws!
996
00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:09,963
You're an evil genius,
Marlon Butterpaws.
997
00:52:11,088 --> 00:52:13,382
An evil genius indeed.
998
00:52:16,762 --> 00:52:19,137
Not so fast, milk breath.
999
00:52:19,139 --> 00:52:22,097
You have yet to meet
Commander Tuffnut.
1000
00:52:45,831 --> 00:52:49,041
Hey, what in the Milk
Way is going on here?
1001
00:52:49,043 --> 00:52:52,838
We've been hit, we're under
attack, Marlon Butterpaws.
1002
00:52:54,423 --> 00:52:58,092
What, under attack,
who dares attack me?
1003
00:52:58,094 --> 00:53:07,976
I dare, sardine brains,
Commander Tuffnut to the rescue.
1004
00:53:07,978 --> 00:53:10,771
Hey, where did
my prisoners go?
1005
00:53:10,773 --> 00:53:15,778
Meet my
Dematerialize 3000, goofball.
1006
00:53:16,070 --> 00:53:17,655
Wait, what?
1007
00:53:21,367 --> 00:53:23,284
Hey, we're back.
1008
00:53:23,286 --> 00:53:24,827
Totally groovy.
1009
00:53:24,829 --> 00:53:28,206
How was your stay,
kibble bags?
1010
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,874
They seem like nice folks.
1011
00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,709
Didn't get a chance to
spend quality time though.
1012
00:53:32,711 --> 00:53:37,548
Maybe next time fellas,
but now back to our mission.
1013
00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:38,508
All right.
1014
00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:40,217
Oh yeah!
1015
00:53:40,219 --> 00:53:42,679
Yeah, Commander Tuffnut.
1016
00:53:42,681 --> 00:53:43,764
Cool bones.
1017
00:53:44,641 --> 00:53:47,266
Commander Tuffnut
leaves no one behind.
1018
00:53:47,268 --> 00:53:50,228
Hey, who the furball are you?
1019
00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:53,523
I'm your worst
nightmare, feline.
1020
00:53:53,525 --> 00:53:54,358
Take this!
1021
00:54:01,074 --> 00:54:02,615
Hey, quit that.
1022
00:54:02,617 --> 00:54:04,117
Sorry, no can do.
1023
00:54:04,119 --> 00:54:08,246
I'm having good of a time
ruffling your fur.
1024
00:54:08,248 --> 00:54:10,914
Tinkaroo, arm the ionic
missiles.
1025
00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:13,085
Engage the super sonic lasers.
1026
00:54:14,963 --> 00:54:16,089
Catch me if you can.
1027
00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:47,534
You are really getting on
my nerves now, buck teeth.
1028
00:54:47,536 --> 00:54:51,456
Oh yeah, well you
ain't seen nothing yet.
1029
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,291
Whoa.
1030
00:54:53,876 --> 00:54:57,170
That Commander Tuffnut,
he don't take no prisoners.
1031
00:54:57,172 --> 00:54:59,296
Fire, fire Tinkaroo!
1032
00:54:59,298 --> 00:55:03,550
Our warp fans have been
hit, Marlon Butterpaws.
1033
00:55:03,552 --> 00:55:04,386
What?
1034
00:55:07,056 --> 00:55:09,516
Engage the ionic lava lasers.
1035
00:55:09,518 --> 00:55:13,269
Let's teach this wet nose
who he's dealing with.
1036
00:55:13,271 --> 00:55:14,940
Yes, Marlon Butterpaws.
1037
00:55:16,190 --> 00:55:19,025
I'm not done with
you, Marlon Butterpaws.
1038
00:55:19,027 --> 00:55:20,318
Oh yeah?
1039
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,738
We'll take this.
1040
00:55:46,137 --> 00:55:49,141
Missed me,
take that you ragged feline.
1041
00:55:53,186 --> 00:55:54,394
Gotcha!
1042
00:55:54,396 --> 00:55:56,438
Wow, it's like the most
exciting rollercoaster...
1043
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,648
Of our lives.
1044
00:55:59,025 --> 00:56:03,778
You better quit your goofing
around rodent, all right?
1045
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:07,282
Quit, oh no I'm just getting
warmed up.
1046
00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:11,869
I've got another trick up
my sleeve, you you cat.
1047
00:56:11,871 --> 00:56:14,914
Oh yeah, I'd like to see that.
1048
00:56:14,916 --> 00:56:19,668
Sayonara, anchovy breath,
see ya never.
1049
00:56:19,670 --> 00:56:22,338
We're headed for the
Bubble Galaxy, guys.
1050
00:56:22,340 --> 00:56:24,423
Warp speed engaged
at full power.
1051
00:56:24,425 --> 00:56:26,342
Hold on to your butts.
1052
00:56:26,344 --> 00:56:27,179
Wa-hoo!
1053
00:56:28,304 --> 00:56:35,809
Weee-hoo!
1054
00:56:35,811 --> 00:56:39,313
Here we are,
the Bubble Galaxy.
1055
00:56:39,315 --> 00:56:41,648
Whoa, amazing.
1056
00:56:41,650 --> 00:56:42,860
Super cool.
1057
00:56:43,862 --> 00:56:45,360
Are we about to enter
the Fizzle black hole,
1058
00:56:45,362 --> 00:56:46,862
Commander Tuffnut?
1059
00:56:46,864 --> 00:56:48,822
I wouldn't dream of it.
1060
00:56:48,824 --> 00:56:50,325
Why ever not?
1061
00:56:50,327 --> 00:56:53,244
Cuz I ain't going
nowhere near a planet
1062
00:56:53,246 --> 00:56:55,037
packed with gigantic
beasts without the help
1063
00:56:55,039 --> 00:56:56,246
of somebody who can fight them.
1064
00:56:56,248 --> 00:56:59,458
We need a guide.
1065
00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:01,878
- A guide?
- Who is it?
1066
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,880
Take a left at that meteor
over there.
1067
00:57:03,882 --> 00:57:26,443
Her home planet is three blocks
past the squishy supernova.
1068
00:57:26,445 --> 00:57:28,570
Star Paws, where
have you been?
1069
00:57:28,572 --> 00:57:31,657
Dognapped by Marlon
Butterpaws, Captain Fuzzface.
1070
00:57:31,659 --> 00:57:34,452
Engaged in battle,
Captain Fuzzface.
1071
00:57:34,454 --> 00:57:36,704
Just living the
rogue life, Captain.
1072
00:57:36,706 --> 00:57:38,414
That is unacceptable.
1073
00:57:38,416 --> 00:57:40,791
We're counting on you to
carry this mission out
1074
00:57:40,793 --> 00:57:44,088
and beat Marlon Butterpaws
to the Master Bone.
1075
00:57:44,965 --> 00:57:49,383
You cannot waste time engaging
in foolhardy skirmishes.
1076
00:57:49,385 --> 00:57:52,429
Wish you'd been there
Captain, what a time we had.
1077
00:57:52,431 --> 00:57:53,972
Right guys?
1078
00:57:53,974 --> 00:57:55,347
Yeah.
1079
00:57:55,349 --> 00:57:56,349
Total meatballs.
1080
00:57:56,351 --> 00:57:59,894
Gotta go Captain,
not a moment to lose.
1081
00:57:59,896 --> 00:58:01,563
Got a mission to accomplish.
1082
00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:04,858
Hey wait just
a proto-second here.
1083
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:09,823
Adventure is in my blood.
1084
00:58:11,032 --> 00:58:13,907
My blood is thick with thrills.
1085
00:58:13,909 --> 00:58:15,702
Where are we heading,
Commander Tuffnut?
1086
00:58:15,704 --> 00:58:19,204
Ah-ha, we are heading to
Planet Cornchip
1087
00:58:19,206 --> 00:58:23,251
to pick up my great friend,
Princess Eugenia Marshmallow.
1088
00:58:23,253 --> 00:58:25,420
Whoa, did you say...
1089
00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:27,838
Princess Eugenia Marshmallow?
1090
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,467
The Princess Eugenia
Marshmallow?
1091
00:58:30,469 --> 00:58:31,675
The very one.
1092
00:58:31,677 --> 00:58:33,595
The hero of the war
of the Planet Verpal
1093
00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:35,345
against the space rhinos?
1094
00:58:35,347 --> 00:58:38,016
A war that raged
for ten trillion ions
1095
00:58:38,018 --> 00:58:39,892
and saw three hundred battles?
1096
00:58:39,894 --> 00:58:43,479
The Princess Eugenia
Marshmallow?
1097
00:58:43,481 --> 00:58:45,442
Who won every single
one of them?
1098
00:58:46,443 --> 00:58:47,483
Yep.
1099
00:58:47,485 --> 00:58:48,319
Whoa.
1100
00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:51,572
This is gonna be awesome.
1101
00:58:59,414 --> 00:59:02,414
Commander Tuffnut,
nice to see you again.
1102
00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:04,583
Ah, my princess.
1103
00:59:04,585 --> 00:59:07,461
And who are these litter
runts you bring with you?
1104
00:59:07,463 --> 00:59:09,505
I'm Tony Skyfetcher, Princess.
1105
00:59:09,507 --> 00:59:12,300
And I'm Billy June
Spaceslobber.
1106
00:59:12,302 --> 00:59:13,592
We're on a mission.
1107
00:59:13,594 --> 00:59:15,135
A mission?
1108
00:59:15,137 --> 00:59:18,807
Interesting, what kind
of mission?
1109
00:59:18,809 --> 00:59:20,141
We're going to
fly our starship
1110
00:59:20,143 --> 00:59:22,392
through the Fizzle black hole.
1111
00:59:22,394 --> 00:59:24,354
In order to come out
the other side
1112
00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:28,316
seven trillion ions
into the past.
1113
00:59:28,318 --> 00:59:29,818
Where we will find
1114
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:32,320
the Location of the Master
Bone Alpha Centauri.
1115
00:59:32,322 --> 00:59:36,699
Home of the ancient
and powerful Master Bone.
1116
00:59:36,701 --> 00:59:38,659
Before evil space
cat Marlon Butterpaws
1117
00:59:38,661 --> 00:59:40,119
can get his paws on it.
1118
00:59:40,121 --> 00:59:43,373
And with it take
over the universe.
1119
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:46,876
Amazing, and what role are
you playing in all of this,
1120
00:59:46,878 --> 00:59:48,378
Commander Tuffnut?
1121
00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:50,088
I'm babysitting.
1122
00:59:50,090 --> 00:59:52,465
Well I'm glad you
came by, Tuffnut.
1123
00:59:52,467 --> 00:59:55,552
This sounds just like
my kind of adventure.
1124
00:59:55,554 --> 00:59:58,929
I hope you will allow me
to join you in your quest.
1125
00:59:58,931 --> 01:00:01,599
I was hoping you'd
say that, Princess.
1126
01:00:01,601 --> 01:00:04,644
With your warrior instincts
and fighting abilities
1127
01:00:04,646 --> 01:00:06,019
you can help us
1128
01:00:06,021 --> 01:00:09,566
come out of the Master
Bone, Alpha Centauri alive.
1129
01:00:09,568 --> 01:00:11,066
What dangers await us
1130
01:00:11,068 --> 01:00:14,112
on the Master Bone,
Alpha Centauri, Tuffnut?
1131
01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:16,363
Ravenous space Tyrannosaurus.
1132
01:00:16,365 --> 01:00:19,575
Bloodthirsty galactic
Triceratops.
1133
01:00:19,577 --> 01:00:23,537
All right, sounds just
like what the doctor ordered.
1134
01:00:23,539 --> 01:00:24,833
Count me in.
1135
01:00:27,126 --> 01:00:29,753
This is what I'm
talking about, guys.
1136
01:00:29,755 --> 01:00:31,963
This is what I was
trained to do.
1137
01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:34,050
Adventure is what I do.
1138
01:00:36,552 --> 01:00:41,389
You and I both,
princess, you and I both.
1139
01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:43,932
This is totally awesome.
1140
01:00:43,934 --> 01:00:47,561
Yeah, this beats
poop-scooping duty any day.
1141
01:00:47,563 --> 01:00:50,440
Let's set course for the
Fizzle black hole crew,
1142
01:00:50,442 --> 01:00:52,650
and let's get
blasted to the past.
1143
01:00:52,652 --> 01:00:56,570
Fizzle black hole, no way.
1144
01:00:56,572 --> 01:00:57,656
But Princess...
1145
01:00:59,242 --> 01:01:03,494
I will not travel anywhere,
not the past, not the future,
1146
01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:05,537
without first getting
my hair blow-dried
1147
01:01:05,539 --> 01:01:07,539
and my claws manicured.
1148
01:01:07,541 --> 01:01:11,503
I will not be seen in public
looking unprincess-like.
1149
01:01:18,594 --> 01:01:22,764
Ah-ha, we meet again,
foolish canines.
1150
01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:24,724
Guess what, I'm on my way to
1151
01:01:24,726 --> 01:01:27,519
the Location of the Master
Bone, Alpha Centauri.
1152
01:01:27,521 --> 01:01:31,606
But before I do, I think
I'm gonna get rid of you
1153
01:01:31,608 --> 01:01:33,235
once and for all!
1154
01:01:38,572 --> 01:01:42,159
Oh yeah, you seemed to
have a tough go last time.
1155
01:01:43,369 --> 01:01:47,037
That's before I
installed my ultrapodic
1156
01:01:47,039 --> 01:01:48,414
freezing gamma rays
1157
01:01:48,416 --> 01:01:51,834
foolish quadrupeds!
1158
01:01:51,836 --> 01:01:52,670
Marlon Butterpaws,
I'm not impressed.
1159
01:01:56,550 --> 01:02:01,054
Oh yeah, then allow me to
impress you thoroughly then.
1160
01:02:02,139 --> 01:02:03,807
Ultrapodic gamma rays, engage!
1161
01:02:19,614 --> 01:02:21,030
We're hit!
1162
01:02:21,032 --> 01:02:23,282
Oh, gloomy space bones.
1163
01:02:23,284 --> 01:02:25,702
Engage the
atomic blasters, flea bags.
1164
01:02:25,704 --> 01:02:27,744
Time to dive for the black hole
1165
01:02:27,746 --> 01:02:30,623
and out of
Marlon Butterpaws' claws.
1166
01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:32,416
No way.
1167
01:02:32,418 --> 01:02:35,628
We're not going anywhere
near that black hole.
1168
01:02:35,630 --> 01:02:37,130
But Princess.
1169
01:02:37,132 --> 01:02:40,467
No buts, bones, or
barks, Commander Tuffnut.
1170
01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:43,510
We're going to the
lower galactic quadrant.
1171
01:02:43,512 --> 01:02:46,139
I know a little salon there
where they'll fluff me up
1172
01:02:46,141 --> 01:02:48,182
in the wag of the puppy's tail.
1173
01:02:48,184 --> 01:02:51,644
What in Uranus is
going on, crew?
1174
01:02:51,646 --> 01:02:53,646
You should be back
in the Jurassic period
1175
01:02:53,648 --> 01:02:55,733
looking for the
Master Bone by now.
1176
01:02:56,650 --> 01:02:59,360
Coordinates tell me you're
still in the present,
1177
01:02:59,362 --> 01:03:02,112
just wandering aimlessly
from galaxy to galaxy
1178
01:03:02,114 --> 01:03:03,907
like a pack of stray mongrels.
1179
01:03:03,909 --> 01:03:05,909
And who in the woof are you?
1180
01:03:05,911 --> 01:03:08,288
I'm Captain Fuzzface IV.
1181
01:03:09,664 --> 01:03:10,954
Identify yourself.
1182
01:03:10,956 --> 01:03:13,210
I'm Princess Eugenia
Marshmallow X,
1183
01:03:14,001 --> 01:03:17,836
and I got you beat by six
generations of myself.
1184
01:03:17,838 --> 01:03:22,008
And I'm not going anywhere
until I get my sass on.
1185
01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:23,092
What?!
1186
01:03:23,094 --> 01:03:25,552
You heard me right, Fuzzface.
1187
01:03:25,554 --> 01:03:27,679
I don't care where
adventure takes me.
1188
01:03:27,681 --> 01:03:32,645
What I care about is that I
look good when I get there.
1189
01:03:33,605 --> 01:03:35,229
Any questions?
1190
01:03:35,231 --> 01:03:36,648
But, but...
1191
01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:37,773
Ouch.
1192
01:03:37,775 --> 01:03:40,111
Marlon Butterpaws
means business this time.
1193
01:03:40,903 --> 01:03:43,530
Crew, what is going on here?
1194
01:03:43,532 --> 01:03:46,365
The future of the
galaxy is in your paws,
1195
01:03:46,367 --> 01:03:48,784
and you still haven't
made it to the past.
1196
01:03:48,786 --> 01:03:51,787
Admiral Squigglebuns, the
past will have to wait.
1197
01:03:51,789 --> 01:03:54,374
We've got a princess who
needs to get her sass on,
1198
01:03:54,376 --> 01:03:56,583
and Marlon Butterpaws
has trained his
1199
01:03:56,585 --> 01:03:59,128
ultrapodic gamma rays on us.
1200
01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:00,380
What?
1201
01:04:00,382 --> 01:04:03,300
That is absolutely
inconceivable.
1202
01:04:04,844 --> 01:04:07,470
Conceived this, silly canines.
1203
01:04:07,472 --> 01:04:09,722
Who is this ridiculous feline?
1204
01:04:09,724 --> 01:04:12,851
trying to keep me from
getting my fur done?
1205
01:04:12,853 --> 01:04:14,894
I'm Marlon Butterpaws,
1206
01:04:14,896 --> 01:04:18,525
and this is where you meet
your demise, kibble bags.
1207
01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:26,575
This is unacceptable,
unthinkable, unconscionable.
1208
01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:30,745
You must make it to the past
and fetch that bone now!
1209
01:04:32,038 --> 01:04:33,912
No can do, Captain Fuzzface,
1210
01:04:33,914 --> 01:04:36,749
got my paws quite full
at the moment.
1211
01:04:36,751 --> 01:04:39,126
Wa-hoo!
1212
01:04:39,128 --> 01:04:41,086
That was close.
1213
01:04:41,088 --> 01:04:43,923
We're diving for that
black hole, Princess,
1214
01:04:43,925 --> 01:04:46,050
your fur's going to
have to wait.
1215
01:04:46,052 --> 01:04:49,554
I protest, do you
realize what the humidity
1216
01:04:49,556 --> 01:04:52,849
in the Jurassic will
do to my gorgeous pelt?
1217
01:04:52,851 --> 01:04:56,519
Oh I wouldn't worry
about your pelt, princess.
1218
01:04:56,521 --> 01:04:59,188
You're not going anywhere
near that black hole
1219
01:04:59,190 --> 01:05:02,941
or the Location of the
Master Bone, Alpha Centauri.
1220
01:05:02,943 --> 01:05:07,155
Oh yeah, how are you
going to stop us?
1221
01:05:07,157 --> 01:05:09,824
You will see soon
enough, silly creature.
1222
01:05:09,826 --> 01:05:12,494
Engage the galactic freezatron.
1223
01:05:12,496 --> 01:05:15,874
Galactic freezatron enraged.
1224
01:05:37,228 --> 01:05:38,894
We're frozen in time.
1225
01:05:38,896 --> 01:05:43,148
More like, we're frozen
in space.
1226
01:05:43,150 --> 01:05:46,360
Let us go right now,
sardine breath.
1227
01:05:46,362 --> 01:05:49,530
My pelt is frizzing as we speak.
1228
01:05:49,532 --> 01:05:52,909
You're prisoners of
my galactic freezatron.
1229
01:05:52,911 --> 01:05:53,829
How you like that?
1230
01:05:54,829 --> 01:05:57,790
And now if you silly
goofballs don't mind,
1231
01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:03,795
I'm on my merry way to
the past to get my bone.
1232
01:06:03,797 --> 01:06:07,882
While you hang
there for eternity.
1233
01:06:07,884 --> 01:06:14,264
I hope you brought a snack.
1234
01:06:14,266 --> 01:06:16,932
Not so fast, silly feline.
1235
01:06:16,934 --> 01:06:20,353
Commander Tuffnut Has an old
dog's trick up his sleeve.
1236
01:06:20,355 --> 01:06:22,813
- You do?
- Whoa!
1237
01:06:22,815 --> 01:06:25,775
Super cool bacon strips.
1238
01:06:25,777 --> 01:06:28,153
Ha ha, don't make me laugh,
1239
01:06:28,155 --> 01:06:30,737
foolish bag of odiferous fur.
1240
01:06:30,739 --> 01:06:35,034
Oh yeah, well laugh
at this, kibble brain.
1241
01:06:35,036 --> 01:06:36,911
Engage beaming blasters.
1242
01:06:36,913 --> 01:06:38,162
Oh yeah.
1243
01:06:38,164 --> 01:06:40,541
Beaming blasters engaged.
1244
01:06:43,253 --> 01:06:45,128
Hey
wait just a proton minute.
1245
01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:46,882
Where do you think you're going?
1246
01:06:49,967 --> 01:06:52,427
Sayonara, loser.
1247
01:06:52,429 --> 01:06:55,974
This is starting to look like
my kind of adventure, guys.
1248
01:06:56,974 --> 01:06:58,516
Cosmic.
1249
01:06:58,518 --> 01:06:59,936
Totally cosmic.
1250
01:07:01,813 --> 01:07:05,315
There she goes, the
goal is within our reach.
1251
01:07:05,317 --> 01:07:08,233
Let's get the
show on the road, shall we?
1252
01:07:08,235 --> 01:07:11,945
Yeah,
the bone is ours!
1253
01:07:11,947 --> 01:07:12,988
Here we are, crew.
1254
01:07:12,990 --> 01:07:15,742
It's time to get our adventure
hats on.
1255
01:07:15,744 --> 01:07:17,034
You know me.
1256
01:07:17,036 --> 01:07:18,994
Which way is the bone?
1257
01:07:18,996 --> 01:07:20,412
Hmm.
1258
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:25,668
Figure that way?
1259
01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:26,505
Hmm.
1260
01:07:29,173 --> 01:07:31,550
- I'd say...
- We've got company!
1261
01:07:55,911 --> 01:08:00,911
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