All language subtitles for Doctor.Doctor.2016.S01E07.720p.AMZN.WEBRip.DD2.0.x264-NTb_track2_eng

Stop, in the name of fun.

What?
I´ve got library duty now.

You need to heal
your aching womb, Charlie.

Oh, no. My womb is tippity-top,
A-okay, really.

When was the last time
you got laid?

CHARLIE:
So you´re seeing Hugh?

AOIFE:
Christ, no.

I´ll probably shag him, though.

Oh, right.

HUGH: So, Dad, must be happy
about the brewery.

I mean, Matt said
it basically saved the farm.

ROD: Don´t push me, Meryl.
I can get nasty.

Well, your breath certainly is.
You smell like an anchovy.

You have to tell me everything
about your past life.

You must have got to do
the best stuff.

I did, and I miss it every day.

You´re a dad, you know.

-What?
-Ajax. He´s yours.

Ajax is my son?

I´m -- I´m late.

-Uh, call me.
-Course.

And I´ll need
this fortnight´s urine sample.

After this, if you want,
we could have sex in a bed.

That´s for couples, isn´t it?

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

-Just a...big day.
-[ Dog barking ]

A really big day.

[ Barking continues ]

Mate?

-Mate?
-[ Dog growls ]

I really don´t think the aliens
are trying to use your dick

to communicate and invade.

So why does it keep buzzing?

Try to put it out of your mind.

Okay.

I´m letting it go.
You´re right.

He´s been on ice for days.

Psychosis. We were trying to
administer Thorazine.

When the aliens invaded?

Oh!
It just did it again!

I´ve got to get it off!

No.
Leave it on.

You´ll need it.

It´s the only way.

That´s just...not true.

I´m saving the world.

HUGH:
Don´t. No.

-Don´t! [ Grunts ]
-No.

-[ Gasps ]
-Oh!

-[ Down-tempo music plays ]
-[ Dog barking ]

Someone get it.
Get it!

The dog!

Drop it.
Drop it! Drop!

[ Sighs ] Sorry.
I just -- I can´t do it.

I guess it is a little close
to home.

The dog ate his manhood.

Well, to be fair,
it was just the tip.

That´s the best bit.

I can relax you.

Oh. No, no. I´m still trying
to not be that guy.

Mm.
Sucks to be you.

You know,
once my patients never spoke

except to utter their gratitude.

I´d go home, have lots of drugs,

and wake up
with a beautiful woman.

Hello?

Well, I mean, that´s my point.

I mean, I´m down to one
out of three.

Thank God for you.

God did have a pretty good day
when he made me.

That´s for sure.

That´s for damn sure.

I love you, by the way.

Just saying.

[ Mid-tempo instrumental music
plays ]

[ Birds chirping ]

Rod Eagle is going to regret
all the nasty things

he ever said about your project
when he sees this.

Well, just as long
as he doesn´t try to own it.

After he blocked every vote?

Art is a gift to the community

that lives long after
you´re dead and buried.

Don´t kill me off yet.
Just a peek.

I still want the surprise
for today.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Is it kind of...

I-I think it-- it´s
just the shadow from the tarp.

-Well, should I pull it all off?
-No, no.

No, no, no, no.
We´ve seen the drawings.

I-I think it --
I think it´s just this angle.

This is the moment
we´re going to drag Whyhope

into this century.

Art and tourism

is going to wrench the town´s
economy from the mines

and give it back to the people.

Good.

-Really good.
-[ Laughs ]

University of Adelaide?

The immunotherapy trials
you asked for.

I convinced the administrator
to share results.

I knew you were the man
for the job, Ken.

I have a way with people.

Exactly.

However,
I don´t think it´s good.

The patient seems to be
much worse after.

Tumors in red.

Well, that´s not what I heard.

[ Chuckles ]

You got the dates wrong, Ken.

Oh. Yes.

Uh, this is before,
and this is after.

Oh, that´s very --
Wow.

Wow indeed.
That is completely clear.

They have a new trial starting
this month.

-We need to get Joey onto it.
-I´ll contact them.

Ken, I could kiss you.

Which would be inappropriate
workplace behavior,

but I appreciate the sentiment,
Dr. Knight.

Joey, why don´t you answer
your phone?

I know you´re here.
I saw your car.

-Hey.
-TUGGER: [ Screams ]

Sorry.

JOEY:
What the fuck?!

-You right, are you?
-How was I supposed to know?

You´ve never done it
before noon?

Look, I know you don´t think
there´s a cure,

but I saw some scans today
that could change everything.

You left me in there alone,
with them.

Lucinda likes the bedroom.

The temperature´s more constant.

I could come back
when your guests are gone.

Lucinda´s a snake.

She´s a highland copperhead.

Plus that death adder
and the creepy one.

JOEY:
They´re in their tanks.

They were staring at me.

I milked Lucinda and Cleopatra
this morning.

Right. I´ve obviously come
in the middle of something here.

Um, mate, look.

This treatment --
I think this could be the one.

We´ve been down this road
before.

This is a completely new road.
It´s a superhighway to recovery.

-I don´t know.
-Yeah, you do.

Say yes and I´ll get you
in that trial.

-He says yes.
-I didn´t.

You know you will.
This just saves everyone time.

Okay. Fine.
Yes.

But...it´s my decision.

-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

[ Cows lowing ]

Mum said to remind you to get
back in time for her thing.

I´m not wearing a tie.

Me either.

Have you had a chance
to, uh, have a look

at that loan proposal
about the hops?

I don´t think it´s for us.

Give up a paddock like that.

Well, if we create our own hops,
we´d be more likely to get

a distinctive flavor
for the beer.

We´d be creating
our own terroir.

Terr-wank.

Well, you can think it´s a wank,

but it´s what the punters
pay for.

-Homegrown hops?
-Exactly.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah. No.
That´s not for us.

[ Clears throat ]

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

I know you heard what I said
last night.

You don´t have to respond
right away.

Okay.

You´ve got 24 hours.

Right.

I´ve got work to do.

Hugh, we need to be
on that plane in half an hour.

You know what I wish
on drug dealers?

That they die
and come back as a doctor

and have to deal with this shit
every weekend.

Bender to remember.

PENNY:
I´m just saying,

what do we have,
10 rehab beds in the whole area?

How is that supposed to work?

On...rehab.

On the implications
of this terrible drug

and what it´s doing
to the community, who need air.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Fresh air and a healthy
alternative lifestyle.

If I say I agree with you,
will you stop ranting at me?

I don´t think I will, actually.

And where´s Nathan?

We´re late out to the mine
to give those flu shots.

Sorry. Sorry.
I´m here. I´m here.

And almost all of it
comes from your place.

The flu?

She´s on a methamphetamine rant.

-Yes, I am.
-Look.

I agree with you, Penny.

Ice is a bloody nuisance.

And I will help you battle it
any way I can.

-[ Exhales deeply ]
-[ Exhales deeply ]

She always rants
before she flies.

She´s worse than you.

[ Exhales sharply ]

You didn´t want to fly.

You´ve been using me
this whole time.

I did my time on that thing.

Oh!
That´s so devious!

I´m almost impressed.

Sorry, folks.
Late start.

Hope you don´t mind.

Oh, who doesn´t love the smell
of greasy bacon in the morning?

You´re surprisingly cocky
this morning, Doc.

[ Door opens ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Where´s Matt?

He´s gone to the bank.

What, now?
It couldn´t have waited?

-Apparently not.
-Well, we can´t hang around.

Rod Eagle´s getting restless,
and I don´t want him cutting in.

Good luck.

[ Feedback squeaks ]

MERYL: Thank you all
for coming out today

to be here for the unveiling
of this wonderful art piece

to commemorate the bounties
of our shire.

Today is a moment
that art and tourism

will wrench control
of the town´s economy

and give it back to the people.

I know you´re all desperate
to see it,

so let´s not stand on ceremony

and let´s have
a good old-fashioned perve.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughter ]

How much did that cost?

Not the point, Ajax.

AJAX: But, Hayles, it looks like
a cock and balls.

Don´t say that.

Oh, no.

[ Laughter ]

Uh, everybody´s saying
that it, um, looks like a...

Yes, I know what they´re saying,
so just keep smiling.

-One. Two.
-What do we do?

-[ Shutter clicks ]
-It´s art.

They´re allowed
an interpretation.

What are we supposed to call
this one, then?

Oh, I think the work speaks
for itself, Rod.

You want to know
what it´s saying to me?

It´s saying you´ve outsmarted
yourself here, Meryl Knight.

This is a pretty big chunk
of council money to spend

on a suggestive sculpture.

-Hops?
-Exactly.

Distinctive flavor.
Terroir.

That´s awesome.
No. People love that.

Exactly.

Um, what assets do you have
against the loan?

The farm.

It´s not your farm, Matt.

It´s Mummy and Daddy´s.

Oh, come on, Tim.

Just approve it.

I can´t.

Come on, Tim.
Don´t be a dick.

More debt.
Banks love that.

I need assets against it.

Look.
Let me spell it out for you.

Technically you´re a 37-year-old
man who owns...his clothes.

You got nothing.

-Is your car even in your name?
-Yes.

It´s not.

-Really?
-No.

It´s all Daddy´s.

Why don´t you get him to come in

or at least give you a note
saying you can be late to class.

It´s not funny.

Well, it´s --
it´s a little bit funny.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

So how long do you reckon
till we get back on the plane?

Not listening.

Come on. This is rare common
ground between us.

We could help each other.

I have trust issues with you.

Just roll up your sleeve for me,
mate.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Is something wrong?

Oh, this tapping thing.
I could show you.

Definitely helps.

Let´s just get this trip over
and done with.

There you go.

Thank you.
Next.

[ Machinery rumbling,
men shouting in distance ]

Oh, I can´t be here.

I know a buyer when I see one,
man.

Yes.
Well, I´m just browsing.

Nice shop.

-I can´t be here.
-So go, mate.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

-Ken.
-Dr. Knight.

I have good news.

I knew you would.
You are the man.

We can get Joey into the trial.

Not the next one.
The one in six months.

He´ll be dead in six months,
Ken.

Uh, s-so it´s bad news,
not good news, that I bring.

Hm.
Well, you tried.

I believe we´ve exhausted
the processes.

-I don´t know what else we --
-You´re fired. Thanks, Ken.

[ Dial tone ]

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

You buying or what, mate?

Gift for a friend.

Course it is, mate.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, there you are.

We´ve been diverted.
Farm accident.

-We´re not going back to town?
-No, not this morning.

I´ve got calls to make.
I can´t make them out there.

Sorry people´s
medical emergencies

don´t fit in with your calendar.

Let´s just get on the plane.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

[ Engine humming ]

You okay?
You look a bit --

Think I´m gonna be sick.

That sandwich must have been
older than me.

-Your stomach?
-[ Groans ]

Sick -- Sick bag.

Sick bag.

-[ Vomits, coughs ]
-Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Please keep flying!

-Um...
-Under the seat.

-Under the seat!
-Yep.

Got it.

-[ Vomits, coughs ]
-[ Gasps ]

[ Engine decelerating,
accelerating ]

KODIE: I´ll be fine.
[ Groans ]

No.
No, I won´t.

But we´re almost there, so...
I´ll try land the plane, eh?

What does she mean, try?

[ Engine shuts off ]

[ Birds chirping ]

KODIE:
[ Vomiting ]

You think she´s okay?

-Does she look okay, Doctor?
-KODIE: [ Coughs ]

Kodie, are you...

KODIE:
Oh, Lord.

Keep your fluids up
and we´ll check on you later.

KODIE:
Heaven help me, Lord. [ Vomits ]

Stay upwind of yourself.

MAN:
[ Moans ]

Here they are now.
They´ll tell you.

Don´t move.

The caller said that there was
a suspected broken back.

But I´m guessing not.

My wife had to make the call.
She may have exaggerated.

I´m a nurse.
I-I know what to do.

MAN: Not anymore, love.
That was a long time ago.

She´s got that Alzheimer´s.
It´s my ankle.

Can you move your toes for me,
Mr. Conti?

Oh, Martin.

I´m -- I´m fine.

I´m Fine.

And your fingers, Martin.

Took a bump to the head, though,
didn´t you?

I blacked out for a second
and saw stars

and came down to earth.

-Can you sit up for me?
-Yeah.

That stupid old man
just fell off his ladder.

It´s a sprained ankle.

We flew here.
In a plane.

Concussion, too.

That´s the job, though,
isn´t it?

Emergencies in remote locations?

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Betty.
What´s up?

Joey came in breathless
and wanted to see you.

They´re treating him now.

Can you put him on?

Hello?

Hey, man.
How are you feeling?

I´m on a drip.

Feel great.

Hospital-grade pharmaceuticals.
Living the dream.

Well, enjoy.
Rest up.

I´ll see you soon, okay?

No hurry.

Love you.

Hugh, I called that number
and did what you asked.

-Did you cry?
-I sobbed.

It was really moving.

"I´m his wife.
We´ve got six kids.

And little Hamish keeps asking,

"Why is Daddy lying down
and looking sad all the time?"

And?

They have hearts of stone,
those people.

-Oh.
-So I ditched the act

and I just plain begged
from my heart.

And then they got all official

and starting using words
like "harassment" and "AVO,"

and then they hung up on me.

All right.
Well, you´re fired too.

-I´m heading back now anyway.
-No, you´re not.

Kodie can´t fly.
We´re stuck here the night.

No.
I´ve got Joey in the hospital.

I have to get him
into this trial.

I need to get back now.

Will you fly the plane
or will I?

We can always take it in turns,
between crying and vomiting.

Funny.

Thank you.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

-Trev.
-Hugh.

I have a question for you.

Who is the smartest pig
in the world?

I don´t know. Who is
the smartest pig in the world?

Ein-swine.
[ Laughs ]

Look at you with the joke.

Yeah. I know.
Did it work?

Actually, it wasn´t bad.

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Only because you thought
my joke was funny.

Do you know a Dr. Vincent?
Immunologist.

Adelaide General?

Yeah.
You guys friends?

You know I don´t do friends,

but we have a good
professional relationship.

H-How can I help?

[ Vehicles passing ]

We´re trending on Twitter.

"Things are looking up
in Whyhope.

Worth a visit"!

Uh, hashtag funny_art,

hashtag my_wine_bottle_penis_
is_bigger_than_yours.

Sometimes you can trend
for all the wrong reasons.

Controversy could be
just as good for tourism.

Once the visitors numbers
are up,

Rod is left high and dry.

But is that the message
we want to send?

"Come for sexy art,
stay for dinner."

That´s a good slogan.
Tweet that.

We´d be encouraging them.

Hayley, opportunity
is like an erection.

Use it or lose it.

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

So you went to the bank.

Stupidly thought that since
I keep this place afloat

I should be allowed to make
some decisions.

You knew I said no,
but you went behind my back.

-What´s going on?
-Hops, mate.

A beautiful paddock
full of hops.

Giving value to our brew,
adding to our brand,

creating an original
local story.

Only Rupert Murdoch here
won´t let go of his empire,

and the bank won´t loan me
anything without his signature.

This is still my land.

Pop gave Mum this land.

And even then,
he had to sell off Bundoon

to pay for the hole
that you put us in the ´90s.

Everything you touch
turns to shit.

Don´t you speak to me like --

I´m done doing
what you tell me to do.

Stop it.

[ Grunts ]

Dad! No!

-[ Grunts ]
-Dad!

-[ Groans ]
-Shit! Matt, stop!

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Groans ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Inhales sharply ]

[ Exhales deeply ]

-Does it hurt?
-Yes.

Did you think I wouldn´t hear?
What is wrong with you?

At least I didn´t put
a big dick in Memorial Park.

Why wouldn´t I?

I´ve had one living
in my kitchen for 40 years.

If you didn´t bottle everything
up until it got all angry,

then you could´ve properly
sorted it out years ago.

Well, you can´t talk to him.

That´s true.

Now you´ve got your blood up,

do you reckon you could go punch
your Mum out for me?

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

You know you should be resting
that ankle.

Oh.
I´m still embarrassed.

Dragging you all the way
out here for nothing.

And now you´ve got to stay
the night.

Well, it´s not your fault that
our pilot has a weak stomach.

That would definitely be
a consolation, though.

I don´t usually start
till I put Deb to bed,

but this is a very special day.

Cheers.

Must be tough looking after her
all the way out here all alone.

So she doesn´t always remember
who I am,

but I always know who she is.

You just might be my first ever
good marriage role model.

Oh.

Truth --
I´ve been a right bastard.

I never listened.

I haven´t always been faithful.

She´s always stuck by me,
so I´m gonna stick by her.

In the end, that´s --
that´s what love is.

Come on.
I´ll show you to your room.

[ Hinges squeaking ]

Thank you.

It´s only a double,
but it´s very comfortable.

So where´s Hugh going to sleep?

Your pilot´s in the --
in the other room

with a -- with a bucket.

Look, thanks so much
for the hospitality.

Penny´s only joking.

She knows I don´t snore
too much.

[ Insects chirping ]

Quick. Get a photo of the dick.
Come on.

Move up a bit.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

-That´s cool.
-[ Shutter clicks ]

Oh, God.
[ Laughs ]

Why do they all do that?

You´re the one who´s been
tweeting about it being sexy.

It´s a defense strategy.

Oh, this is all my fault.

Well, you didn´t choose
the thing.

I knew it was under there,

but I didn´t want it to be true,
so I didn´t deal with it.

Now everyone´s making fun
in the press.

Not just local.

National press are calling,
and everyone´s going to see it,

and Meryl´s going to get voted
off the council.

Really?

Well, that sucks.

Well, it hasn´t happened yet,
obviously.

And it won´t.

Not if I can help it.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Big spoon or little spoon?

Don´t bring your dirty mind into
Martin and Deb´s spare room.

I was talking about snuggling.

You know you weren´t.

Well, not now I´m not.

[ Snorts ]

Let´s just get in.
[ Laughs ]

I usually like that side.

So long as you don´t sleep in
the nude, I really don´t care.

Again with the dirty talk.

Nude.

Nude.

Nude.

[ Both laugh ]

How long do you think they´ve
both been out here like this?

Oh, um...a long time.

He´s got his work cut out
for him.

Well, he loves her.

[ Snorts ]

What?

I know what commitment is.

I mean, that--
that´s a marriage.

I thought you were against
marriage.

Oh, yeah.
For me.

And kids?

A pause.

Hugh Knight is human after all.

I´ve actually got a kid.

Only just found out.

Oh.
Okay.

I wasn´t expecting that.

He´s, uh...he´s 16.

His mum never told me
that she was pregnant.

-Have you met him?
-Yeah.

He doesn´t know who I am.

And I don´t know
how to tell him.

But, uh...
I mean, he´s a good kid.

He´s, uh, he´s free.

In a way that I never was.

So I don´t want to spoil that
with my news.

You´re already being a parent.

Taking the pain yourself rather
than passing it on to your kid.

Who would have thought?

[ Cellphone buzzing ]

I think that´s me.

Oh, it´s Aoife.
I texted her about Deb´s record.

Um, just, um, maybe if I --

PENNY: "I love you.
You have twelve hours."

Look what God made.
Ain´t it pretty?

You´re kidding me.

She´s my best nurse.

She´s very talented.

Which is why I don´t want to
lose her in two weeks,

when she comes to me
with a broken heart

and a transfer form.

Why would she have
a broken heart?

Why in two weeks?

I think we both know
what´s going on here.

Oh, really?
Maybe we´re in love.

You´re so...judgmental.

You´ve said those words to her?

"I love you, Aoife"?
You´ve said that?

I h-- You know what?
That´s private.

So no.
Of course not.

It´s confusing, okay?

I only just found out
that I´m a dad.

Oh, you´re an appalling
human being.

You can sleep on the floor.

No!
You´re not the boss of the bed.

You know what?
I need to get some air anyway.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

You are an appalling
human being.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Did you talk to your friend?

He´s not my friend.

Hang on.

So, Trev, is he in the trial
or not?

TREVOR: There´s no way.
The list is full.

They´re starting next week.

It´s too late
to even get Joey approved.

[ Sighs ]

All right.
Go back. Offer them 50 grand.

L-Like a bribe?

It´s for Joey.

So not like a bribe,
exactly a bribe.

Hugh, I´m not comfortable
with that.

Well, call it a donation,
no strings.

Whatever it takes, okay?

I´ll do it.

Call me back.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Laughing ]
Wow.

It´s just like
being back at Chequers.

I saw Shirley Bassey there,
you know.

[ Sniffs, sighs ]

That must have been amazing.

I feel like dancing.

Come on, sugar.
Let´s dance!

[ Laughs ]

You certainly do have the moves.

Oh, yeah!

[ Laughs ]

Spin me.

Whoo!

-[ Laughs ]
-Oh!

Oh.
You´re making my heart flutter.

Deb?

[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh.

It´s beating so...fast.

Deb.
Sit here.

Are you on any medications, Deb?

Anything for your heart?
Deb?

Penny, wake up.
Wake up!

-What is it?
-Arterial fibrillation.

Make up Martin and see what kind
of medication Deb´s on.

Stay with me, Deb.

Okay, Martin.

We´re gonna use a defibrillator
to reset the arrhythmia.

And when I tell you,
you can´t touch her, okay?

Switching on.

-Ooh.
-[ Machine beeps, whirs ]

-[ Machine beeping ]
-And stand clear.

[ Click ]

[ Heart beating ]

Okay.
Heartbeat´s good.

She´ll be okay?

She´s just had an arrhythmia.
I got her stable again.

She´s gonna be just fine.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

MARTIN: It´s lucky I fell off
the roof, eh, love?

Hmm?
Got the doctors here.

DEB:
A cup of tea would be nice.

MARTIN:
You´ll be all right.

[ Birds chirping ]

-Thanks, Doctor.
-Thank you.

-Doctor.
-Take care.

What did they want?

Irresponsible, stupid,
reckless,

immature --
not to mention illegal.

Look, she´s admitted
to taking it herself,

-and she´s fine.
-She has Alzheimer´s.

When are you gonna grow up

and accept responsibility
for anything?

Hard to say.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

I´ll have to take that.

Of course you do.

And I´ll be needing
a urine sample.

Trev.

I came to this country

to get away
from this kind of corruption.

-Did it work?
-Fifty grand donation

and Joey´s on the trial.

Ah.
You´re a genius.

Yeah.
I feel dirty.

-Leave me alone.
-[ Dial tone ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Snorts, laughs ]

What?

"We´re in love."

You´re ridiculous.

Maybe we are.

And maybe a pig´s about to fly
past our window.

[ Laughs ]

Welcome back.

Dr. Knight, we´ve got
a bit of a situation with Jazz.

The penectomy?

Oh.
Your drug buddy.

Isn´t that sweet?

Aoife...I love you.

What is wrong with you?

I´m saying it back.

Bugger me.
Timing!

You´d better get out there.

By the way,
I love you so much right now.

You can speak to the doctor.

Well, you´re looking better.

Amazing how a bit of fresh air
fixes...most things.

-This is my fiancée, Erin.
-Hugh Knight.

He won´t tell me
what´s going on.

-Right.
-What is going on?

It´s not serious, is it?

We have the most perfect
wedding, honeymoon,

life planned.

He´s freaking me out.

Everything´s fine.

Then why is he here?

And everything is also relative.

You can think that something
is enough.

A-And then you get a bit less,

and then you realize
that that is also good.

In fact, it could even be
a better...fit.

Is he dying?

-Oh, no.
-No.

-No. No. Of course not.
-Oh, thank God.

I love him so much.

What is it?
Why is it such a mystery?

Nothing has to change.

What´s wrong with him?

Jazz has suffered
a self-inflicted penectomy.

What´s that?

He was high on ice and cut
the end of his old feller off.

Look, b-but it´s fine.

He has a fully functioning
urethra.

It´s a happy ending,
when you think about it.

His...

Yes.

You were high on ice
and you cut off your cock?!

It was just the tip.

-That´s...
-I know.

So it´s rehab for him,
counseling for you both,

and...no sex for a while.

Oh.
No danger of that.

-Oh.
-[ Exhales sharply ]

There probably wasn´t a way
I could have told that news

where she was gonna be happy.

No, I guess not.

You´ve got some fluid buildup,
so we´re gonna give you

something called
a thoracentesis.

That doesn´t sound good.

Ah.
Doesn´t hurt.

It´ll just drain the fluid
off your lungs

so you can breathe a bit easier.

Little sting here.

It´s just gonna come back.
[ Grunts ]

Not after this trial, it won´t.

How much is all this gonna cost,
anyway?

Don´t you worry about that.
That´s all sorted.

At least it will be.

[ Insects chirping ]

[ Grunting ]

AJAX:
What are you doing, Hugh?

[ Birds, insects chirping ]

Helping out?

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, that´s crap.

I know you´re looking for
Mum´s money.

What´s it for?

Joey.

Look.

He´s running out of time.

I found this thing
that could help him --

Well, I´m pretty sure it could
help him -- 99% certain.

Odds are good.

Anyway, I had to convince
these people that I was right.

And for that, I need cash.

Yeah, whatever.
It´s not Mum´s anyway.

Other side of the fountain,
10 paces to the east.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Oh.

Fuck.

You hear about Dad and Matt?

Reckon Dad had it coming.
[ Grunts ]

He´s just not very good
at talking.

Geez. You always forgive him,
don´t you?

Well, why do you two hate him
so much?

Well, that way he is with you,
we never saw any of that.

I mean, I walked away years ago.

But Matt´s always put up
with it.

Maybe he finally had enough.

He´s never even raised his voice
at me.

No.
You´re the special one.

What, ´cause I´m adopted?

How do you feel about that?

Oh, like -- I don´t know.
I never felt different.

Except with you, maybe,
but everyone feels that.

What does that mean?

I don´t want to say.

Uh, no.
Say.

When you´d visit, before...

...everyone would kind of act up

and be all smart or funny
or whatever.

And once you´d go,
we could all relax

and be ourselves again.

It was like you were
the special one

and I was just part
of the family.

[ Thud ]

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Laughs ]

-Yes!
-You owe me one.

Anytime.

How about now?

It´s 3:00 a.m.

You should just be getting home
by now.

What sort of gay are you?

Country gay.

We need your help.

[ Laughs ]

Hey. Hey. You know
what I´ve been thinking about?

-Hocking Street.
-Hocking Street. [ Laughs ]

Every single letterbox
all at once.

[ Both imitate explosion,
laugh ]

Can you two old ladies stop
gasbagging and get on with it?

[ Scoffs ]

He sounds just like you
when we were 16.

No.
You think?

Yeah.

Come on.
Let´s go.

Watch out.

-Uh, what are you guys doing?
-Hayles!

Oh.
It´s for Mum.

Uh, it´s illegal and dangerous.

Look, would you rather spin
a story about an explosion

-or a huge --
-Don´t say it.

Ugh. I never want to hear
that word again.

[ Sighs ]

Actually, I quite like it
from this angle.

There´s a classic balance
to the composition

that´s very pleasing.

Oh, enough with the chit-chat.
Let´s blow this mother.

[ Car alarms blaring ]

[ Laughter ]

Yeah!

[ Laughs ]
Yes.

You know,
we should really just, um...

Yeah.

[ Dogs barking,
alarms blaring in distance ]

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Music continues ]

[ Coughs ]

What´s this?

Give that to Trevor
when you arrive.

It´s for the trial.

Are you sure you want to
waste this on me?

How do you know I´m not gonna
take the cash and run to Mexico?

Because I´ve seen you on tequila
and it´s embarrassing.

If you were me,
would you be doing this?

Absolutely.

Then I really am making
the wrong decision.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Yeah.

[ Engine humming ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Grunts ]

Just --
Wait. Stop.

I-I´ve got something to say,
and -- and once I´ve said it,

you´re gonna think I´m a prick,
so brace yourself.

This doesn´t sound good.

I´m sorry that I said
I loved you.

-Oh.
-Not that you´re not lovable.

You´re hilarious and --
and beautiful and sexy as.

I just...didn´t say it
for the right reasons.

In fact, if you compiled a list
of circumstances under which

it´s the worst possible reason
to tell someone you love them,

I ticked all the boxes
and then some.

So you don´t love me?

Everyone loves you.

Hugh.

Not the way you deserve
to be loved, no.

You´re right.

I think you´re a prick.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Yeah.

That´s a very expensive mess.

Luckily the insurance covers
all the damages.

We´re covered?

Theft, destruction,
and vandalism,

up to and including
the value of the artwork.

Who knows?

With all that publicity,

the estimated value
could have even gone up.

[ Knock on door ]

Which child
did you steal that from?

No.
It´s mine.

[ Beeping ]

You´ve been taking a big risk
on my behalf.

I need a doctor.
It´s not for you.

It´s for the hospital.

Still...I keep putting you
in that position.

True.

Thank you.

Mm.

No. Um...

AOIFE:
Who dumps somebody at work?

-He´s such a bastard!
-...thank you.

AOIFE:
Oh, my God!

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Sobs ]

Is that what I think it is?

Maybe somebody died.