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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:11,300 Cabin Fever Unrated DC English Subtitles 2 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,360 Hey, boy. 3 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,350 Hey, boy. 4 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,400 Hey, boy. 5 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,640 Ah. C'mon boy. 6 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,360 Hey. 7 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:37,560 Hey. 8 00:03:40,610 --> 00:03:42,560 Hey fella. 9 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,180 - Whoo! - Whoo! 10 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,120 No more fucking finals! 11 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,000 Hey, don't do it! Don't go to college. 12 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,920 It's a fucking scam. It fucking sucks! 13 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,320 - Bert, got any more smokes? - No. 14 00:05:26,006 --> 00:05:28,383 Bert: So I'm fat. So what? I hope she's not anorexic. 15 00:05:39,853 --> 00:05:41,855 Put her there, sport! 16 00:05:43,398 --> 00:05:46,860 What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? 17 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:51,073 - Jesus! - God damn it, Dennis, no! 18 00:05:51,114 --> 00:05:53,534 No, Dennis, no! 19 00:05:53,575 --> 00:05:55,869 No, don't hit him or anything. 20 00:05:55,911 --> 00:05:58,497 Everybody knows not to sit next to Dennis. 21 00:05:58,539 --> 00:06:02,668 - He'll give you tetanus. - Maybe you should make a sign. 22 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:05,170 There's a stream around back, if you want to wash your hand. 23 00:06:05,254 --> 00:06:07,214 I'll get you a towel. 24 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,530 Hey, pal, 25 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,000 do you think it's a smart idea leaving your kid here 26 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,620 where he might be a danger to people? 27 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:26,800 What are you saying exactly? 28 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,840 I'm just saying, if such an incident 29 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,240 were to bring about a "lawsuit," 30 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:35,840 - you might be held liable. - Jeff, save it for law school. 31 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,440 Cute kid. 32 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,800 [Dog barks] 33 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,800 Hey. 34 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:12,860 What's your name? 35 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:14,640 Yeah! 36 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:18,640 [Dennis panting] 37 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:21,640 Now you shut it. You shut it good boy. 38 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:23,640 You like that? Do you? 39 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,840 I can't hear you Dennis. I can't hear you. 40 00:07:37,138 --> 00:07:39,139 Man: If you're interested in really good glasswork, 41 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:41,559 it's cheap, but it's an antique. 42 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,310 Some of those bottles up there 43 00:07:43,311 --> 00:07:45,813 are dated before the civil war. 44 00:07:45,814 --> 00:07:47,857 And over there, I used to have- 45 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,900 in that empty space, I used to have 46 00:07:49,901 --> 00:07:52,820 some of the prettiest Shirley temple bottles I have ever seen. 47 00:07:52,821 --> 00:07:56,699 And this woman came in here with the palsy, the poor soul. 48 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:57,867 She thought they were so cute, 49 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,035 and she reached for them and knocked every one down 50 00:08:00,036 --> 00:08:01,662 and broke them all to damn pieces. 51 00:08:01,663 --> 00:08:05,207 So I took her in the back and gave her some coke and ammonia. 52 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,917 I thought she was gonna have a spell. 53 00:08:06,918 --> 00:08:09,086 We should get something for your mom to say thanks. 54 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:10,713 How about some fox piss? 55 00:08:10,714 --> 00:08:13,757 - My mom would love fox piss. - Oh lord, don't drop that. 56 00:08:13,758 --> 00:08:16,218 If you do, that's powerful stuff. 57 00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:18,888 All the foxes around would come down here. 58 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:21,473 You'd have friends you'd never had before. 59 00:08:21,474 --> 00:08:23,642 You all here for a vacation? 60 00:08:23,643 --> 00:08:26,354 Jeff: Yeah, we're renting a cabin for a week. 61 00:08:26,404 --> 00:08:29,154 Oh that's nice. Enjoy your little slice of heaven. 62 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:31,664 And if you go in the woods... 63 00:08:31,665 --> 00:08:35,376 - Be very careful. - Why, what's in the woods? 64 00:08:35,377 --> 00:08:37,628 Tommy, get those kids their sandwiches. 65 00:08:37,629 --> 00:08:39,547 They're all wrapped up. 66 00:08:39,548 --> 00:08:43,509 - So, what's the fox urine for? - That's for foxes. 67 00:08:43,510 --> 00:08:47,639 - What's the rifle for? - That's for niggers. 68 00:08:50,351 --> 00:08:53,478 Okay, let's see. Let's give you those sandwiches now. 69 00:08:53,479 --> 00:08:55,980 I think we're about ready to get y'all out of here. 70 00:08:55,981 --> 00:08:58,483 - That's $56 even. - Okay. 71 00:08:58,484 --> 00:09:00,526 Anything I can do for you, friend? 72 00:09:00,527 --> 00:09:02,445 No, I think that's... 73 00:09:02,446 --> 00:09:04,155 Thank you. 74 00:09:04,156 --> 00:09:06,324 You all have a good vacation now. 75 00:09:06,325 --> 00:09:09,203 - You too. - Come back and see me. 76 00:09:10,662 --> 00:09:13,874 Thanks a lot, man. You have a nice day. 77 00:09:15,417 --> 00:09:17,335 Jeff: Did that guy just say, "nigger"? 78 00:09:17,336 --> 00:09:19,295 Marcy: Yeah, you don't have to repeat it. 79 00:09:19,296 --> 00:09:20,589 You can call it the "n" word. 80 00:09:22,174 --> 00:09:24,051 Hey. 81 00:09:25,886 --> 00:09:28,262 Boy, you want to give me one good reason 82 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,474 why you would steal a snickers bar. 83 00:09:31,975 --> 00:09:33,602 The nougat? 84 00:09:38,482 --> 00:09:40,525 Sorry, man. My bad. 85 00:09:40,526 --> 00:09:43,237 All right. Enjoy. 86 00:09:44,113 --> 00:09:45,113 Thanks. 87 00:09:48,534 --> 00:09:50,035 What? 88 00:09:51,328 --> 00:09:52,663 Moron. 89 00:09:53,997 --> 00:09:55,498 Jeff: What's wrong with you, dude? 90 00:09:55,499 --> 00:09:57,291 Bert: Sorry. 91 00:09:57,292 --> 00:10:00,421 I should burn his fucking store down, the racist fuck! 92 00:10:06,719 --> 00:10:08,678 - Marcy: All right, make a left. - Jeff: Here? 93 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:10,930 - Marcy: Make a left. - Jeff: Where else am I gonna go? 94 00:10:10,931 --> 00:10:14,600 - Jeff: Oh, and then down here... - Bert: Stop the car! 95 00:10:14,601 --> 00:10:16,352 Stop, stop! 96 00:10:16,353 --> 00:10:19,439 I left my mott's apple juice back at the store! 97 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,524 - Women: Oh my god. - Come on! 98 00:10:21,525 --> 00:10:23,443 - Paul: No, we're not going back. - Come on! 99 00:10:23,444 --> 00:10:25,988 Paul: I am sure this river is in the map, right? 100 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,197 Yes! 101 00:10:27,614 --> 00:10:30,283 Paul: There's no way that this is on the map. 102 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:32,161 Karen: It is on the map. Do you want to look? 103 00:10:32,211 --> 00:10:33,661 Right there. 104 00:10:33,711 --> 00:10:36,161 Right here next to big bone lick? 105 00:10:36,284 --> 00:10:39,161 God you would see that, yes. 106 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:41,161 - It's right here? - Yeah. Thank you. 107 00:10:41,284 --> 00:10:42,161 No, no, no. This is not that road though. 108 00:10:42,211 --> 00:10:43,611 No it's not. Now we're going back. 109 00:10:43,661 --> 00:10:45,411 This map's for Cincinnati. 110 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,248 Karen: Shut up. 111 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:52,169 Jeff: Fine, fuck it. We will go this way. 112 00:11:24,869 --> 00:11:28,205 Marcy: Oh my gosh. Wow. 113 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,375 "Welcome, y'all." 114 00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:34,210 Enjoy your vacation from all of us 115 00:11:34,211 --> 00:11:36,212 "at bunyan mountain getaways." 116 00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:38,548 Oh my god, Jeff, check it out. 117 00:11:38,549 --> 00:11:43,052 It's so cute-this little room, this little bed... 118 00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:45,805 Its view is so beautiful. 119 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,308 The view of the shrubs... 120 00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:51,561 And the bush and the antlers. 121 00:11:51,562 --> 00:11:53,855 It's gonna be so perfect. We're here for a week, 122 00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:55,398 and there's no one to bother us. 123 00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:57,109 Who's up for a dip? 124 00:11:59,445 --> 00:12:02,238 We're-they're- 125 00:12:02,239 --> 00:12:04,574 yeah. Safe sex. 126 00:12:04,575 --> 00:12:07,578 - Eh, Paul? - Yeah? 127 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,622 Have fun. 128 00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:25,261 It's kind of sweet, you know? 129 00:12:25,262 --> 00:12:27,430 They seem pretty in love. 130 00:12:27,431 --> 00:12:29,849 Bert, what the hell is that? 131 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,602 Huh? I am gonna go shoot some squirrels. 132 00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:35,772 Why would you want to kill squirrels? 133 00:12:35,773 --> 00:12:38,691 - Because they're gay. - Don't be a fucking retard. 134 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,693 Kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight. 135 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,946 - I will kill them either way. - Will you be careful with that? 136 00:12:42,947 --> 00:12:45,533 Would you relax, man? It's a fucking bb gun. Relax. 137 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,127 Sorry. 138 00:12:51,956 --> 00:12:53,498 So, Karen... 139 00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:55,333 How long have we known each other? 140 00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:57,670 Seventh grade, right? 141 00:12:57,704 --> 00:12:58,921 Yeah. 142 00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:03,925 I was thinking, we have known each other for so long, 143 00:13:03,926 --> 00:13:05,803 and even though we- 144 00:13:07,972 --> 00:13:10,139 Karen: That's hot! 145 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:14,435 And, even though we have always been good friends, 146 00:13:14,436 --> 00:13:16,563 we never actually- 147 00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:19,649 I have always thought you were really cool. 148 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:22,987 Hey, race you to the raft. 149 00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:37,877 ♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪ 150 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,840 ♪ Ia la la la la la la la la la la... ♪ 151 00:13:43,975 --> 00:13:45,092 Fuck! 152 00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,177 Jeff: Oh my god! 153 00:13:48,909 --> 00:13:50,177 Oh you're so fucking pretty! 154 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:54,476 ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la... ♪ 155 00:13:55,895 --> 00:13:58,272 Oh, feels fucking great! 156 00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,272 Oh your fucking fine! 157 00:14:03,195 --> 00:14:04,272 Come on! 158 00:14:06,983 --> 00:14:08,083 Oh! 159 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:12,702 - You like that? - Yeah! 160 00:14:12,703 --> 00:14:16,207 Jeff: I am sorry. Oh yeah! 161 00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:24,715 So you know Ken webb? 162 00:14:26,008 --> 00:14:27,008 Yeah. 163 00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:29,761 Short, greasy Ken. 164 00:14:29,762 --> 00:14:32,431 The guy with the cds, right? 165 00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:33,807 Yeah. 166 00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:36,684 He tried to kiss me. 167 00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:39,562 - He did? - Yeah. 168 00:14:39,563 --> 00:14:41,439 Two days ago. 169 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,525 This guy I have known for 12 years, 170 00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:45,443 he's a family friend. 171 00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:47,695 He puts his hands on my face, 172 00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:51,909 full-on tongue! It was so gross! 173 00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:58,414 Why, was it gross because you have known him for so long or... 174 00:14:58,415 --> 00:15:00,750 Because he's gross? 175 00:15:00,751 --> 00:15:03,420 No, it was definitely him. 176 00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:09,467 I don't know. When you have known someone a long time, 177 00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:13,597 you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. 178 00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:18,769 There's nothing wrong with that, right? 179 00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:21,772 No. 180 00:15:43,002 --> 00:15:45,921 - Where are you going? - What's it look like? 181 00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:52,136 - I thought we were kissing. - Yeah, we were. 182 00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:54,513 So- 183 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:59,559 so what, you like me now? Is this like a date? 184 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,313 Don't be gay. 185 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,137 Come back, Mr. woodchuck. 186 00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:38,182 I am gonna get you now. 187 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,590 [Man groans] 188 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:48,317 Oh shit. 189 00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:52,446 Oh fuck. 190 00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,201 I am sorry, man. 191 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:02,081 What? 192 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:07,210 - Why did you shoot me? - I thought you were something else. 193 00:17:07,211 --> 00:17:10,046 I didn't-fuck! 194 00:17:10,047 --> 00:17:12,008 - Are you all right? - I'm s- 195 00:17:12,058 --> 00:17:13,717 I'm sick. 196 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,344 - I need help. - Oh man. 197 00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,388 I will get you some help, all right? 198 00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:20,474 I will be right back. I got a car. 199 00:17:21,642 --> 00:17:22,642 Oh fuck. 200 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,395 Oh please, help me. 201 00:17:25,396 --> 00:17:28,106 - Fuck. - I am sick. I need water. 202 00:17:28,107 --> 00:17:29,858 Just lay down. Don't move, man. 203 00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:31,860 - Water. - I will get you water. 204 00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:34,445 Just stay-don't come near me, okay? 205 00:17:34,446 --> 00:17:36,239 Is that your- 206 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,283 - is that your cabin? - No! 207 00:17:38,284 --> 00:17:40,952 Just stay there! Please, stay there. 208 00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:43,079 Don't make me fucking shoot you, man. 209 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,833 Just stay the fuck back, please! 210 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,335 Fuck! 211 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,963 Fuck! 212 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,801 Fuck! 213 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,600 What the fuck, man? Where were you? 214 00:18:03,601 --> 00:18:05,393 You gonna burn the whole fucking place down? 215 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,145 What are you, smoky the clown now? 216 00:18:07,146 --> 00:18:08,980 Don't you mean, smoky the bear? 217 00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:10,982 Whatever. This is horseshit, man. 218 00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:13,401 - It's a fireplace. - How old are you? 219 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:15,570 Can't you be responsible for anything? 220 00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:18,239 We can't leave you alone for five minutes 221 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,451 without you destroying something! What were you shooting at? 222 00:18:21,452 --> 00:18:24,495 I heard a squirrel. I was just looking for a squirrel. 223 00:18:24,496 --> 00:18:26,122 - A squirrel? - Yeah. 224 00:18:26,123 --> 00:18:29,251 - Fucking idiot. - Jeff: To stick up his ass. 225 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,678 Jeff: Why don't you tell us the story? 226 00:18:40,679 --> 00:18:42,430 What are you gonna roast on that thing? 227 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:43,932 Come on, Paul, tell them story. 228 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:46,309 No, I can't. It's a traumatic experience. 229 00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:49,229 - I don't want to talk about it. - We like traumatic stories. 230 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,273 - Not about me, but... - Trauma bonds people. 231 00:18:52,274 --> 00:18:55,026 - You can tell us. - It bonds those who go through it, 232 00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:58,029 - not the people you tell it to. - Tell the fucking story! 233 00:18:58,030 --> 00:18:59,864 All right! 234 00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:02,867 So there's this bowling alley when we were growing up. 235 00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:05,995 You guys might remember it- Lenny meads Brighton bowl? 236 00:19:05,996 --> 00:19:07,705 It was in Brighton, right? 237 00:19:07,706 --> 00:19:10,417 That's probably why it was called Brighton bowl. 238 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,711 We used to go there for birthday parties 239 00:19:13,712 --> 00:19:16,256 or with my dad for the weekend. 240 00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:20,009 This one time, I asked my dad if we could go. 241 00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:23,680 He's like, "no. The bowling alley's closed." 242 00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:26,183 This marshmallow's so burnt! 243 00:19:28,519 --> 00:19:30,895 It turned out there had been a break-in. 244 00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:33,565 All the employees were held at gunpoint. 245 00:19:33,566 --> 00:19:36,985 After they had been gagged and beaten, 246 00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:40,030 they were tied to chairs. 247 00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:46,494 The chairs... they were set in a circle, 248 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:49,581 so that way everybody was forced to watch 249 00:19:49,582 --> 00:19:51,625 everybody else. 250 00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:54,711 And then the robber, 251 00:19:54,712 --> 00:19:57,213 this sick maniac, 252 00:19:57,214 --> 00:20:01,050 he goes and finds one of those little ball-peen hammers. 253 00:20:01,051 --> 00:20:03,094 And then one by one... 254 00:20:03,095 --> 00:20:06,723 He smashed the backs of their heads open with the hammer. 255 00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:09,309 Everyone had to watch their friends die, 256 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:12,188 knowing that they'd soon be next. 257 00:20:13,439 --> 00:20:15,607 Ball-peen... 258 00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:18,318 The guy doesn't stop there. 259 00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:20,737 He breaks out the fire axe. 260 00:20:20,738 --> 00:20:23,741 The alarm goes off... He doesn't give a shit. 261 00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,952 He hacked off all of their limbs. 262 00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:30,997 The cops found six bloody torsos 263 00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:33,249 tied to the bowling seats. 264 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:35,669 Blood everywhere... 265 00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:39,965 Turns out the guy was some disgruntled employee. 266 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,761 That was my childhood playground. 267 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:48,556 Bert, you asshole, it's not funny. 268 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:50,518 Yes it is, you fucking slut. 269 00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:51,685 Jeff? 270 00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:53,103 What? 271 00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:55,438 Tell them about the happy bald guy. 272 00:20:55,439 --> 00:20:59,025 - No, I can't take it. - He gave us our shoes 273 00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:01,277 and quarters for the video games. 274 00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:03,279 There was a room with a pool table, 275 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,323 but my dad wouldn't let us go there. 276 00:21:05,324 --> 00:21:08,785 The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. 277 00:21:08,786 --> 00:21:11,955 But the killer got him too. 278 00:21:11,956 --> 00:21:13,998 When the cops searched the place, 279 00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:17,168 they found hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. 280 00:21:17,169 --> 00:21:20,296 The guy had bowled people's organs. 281 00:21:20,297 --> 00:21:21,840 Arms, legs, everything. 282 00:21:24,343 --> 00:21:26,971 They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. 283 00:21:29,348 --> 00:21:32,350 - He was still smiling. - Oh, no. 284 00:21:32,351 --> 00:21:34,978 I knew you were full of shit! You suck! 285 00:21:34,979 --> 00:21:38,648 No! It was in the paper. I swear! 286 00:21:38,649 --> 00:21:41,150 I am laughing because 287 00:21:41,151 --> 00:21:43,611 Jeff is an asshole and he's making me laugh. 288 00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:44,863 I swear... 289 00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:47,991 I loved this place. I still remember the sounds... 290 00:21:47,992 --> 00:21:50,160 The cracking, the bouncing. 291 00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:53,997 The smell of the shoes, the sound of the q-Bert machine... 292 00:21:53,998 --> 00:21:56,291 Holy shit! What are you doing?! 293 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:58,710 - I'm cool. - Are you spying on us? 294 00:21:58,711 --> 00:22:01,045 - I'm cool. - Is your dog friendly? 295 00:22:01,046 --> 00:22:03,131 Yeah, he's cool. 296 00:22:03,132 --> 00:22:05,133 This is Dr. mambo. Here, boy. 297 00:22:05,134 --> 00:22:06,843 Come on, Dr. mambo. 298 00:22:06,844 --> 00:22:10,013 Is it "Dr." like a physician or a professor? 299 00:22:10,014 --> 00:22:12,473 Yeah, he's a professor... 300 00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:16,228 Of being a dog. Oof! Faced! 301 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:22,276 Scratch-moded. 302 00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:32,660 It's a positive bonfire. 303 00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:35,122 Got room for one more? 304 00:22:38,042 --> 00:22:42,171 Actually, we were having a private conversation, if you don't mind. 305 00:22:43,255 --> 00:22:45,089 That's cool. 306 00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:47,634 I guess I will smoke all this weed by myself. 307 00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:50,053 All: No, no. It's fine. 308 00:22:50,054 --> 00:22:52,223 It's not that private. 309 00:22:53,724 --> 00:22:55,309 Awesome. 310 00:22:56,894 --> 00:22:59,062 Yeah, sit right here. 311 00:22:59,063 --> 00:23:01,147 Bert: I think he's gonna fuck her. 312 00:23:01,148 --> 00:23:03,107 Guy: Awesome. 313 00:23:03,108 --> 00:23:05,652 - Wait, so your name was... - Justin... 314 00:23:05,653 --> 00:23:08,154 - But you can call me "grim." - Grim. 315 00:23:08,155 --> 00:23:09,489 Like grimace? 316 00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:11,824 "Grim" is my skating name. 317 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:14,953 I got it in Berkeley while competing in the x-games. 318 00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:17,998 Really? Karen's going to go to Berkeley. 319 00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:19,900 Dude... 320 00:23:20,293 --> 00:23:21,960 Awesome. 321 00:23:22,127 --> 00:23:25,338 I love Berkeley. People there are so wacked. 322 00:23:25,339 --> 00:23:29,300 I met these guys and they had me fucked up for five days straight. 323 00:23:29,301 --> 00:23:31,761 They wouldn't let me drink anything but beer. 324 00:23:31,762 --> 00:23:35,431 Yeah, I have done that, except I did it with jd. 325 00:23:35,432 --> 00:23:36,599 Karen's got a great idea. 326 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,477 We should only drink beer for the rest of the trip. 327 00:23:39,478 --> 00:23:42,272 I could probably do that, but I doubt you could. 328 00:23:42,273 --> 00:23:45,942 I will bet you. I can only drink beer the rest of the trip. 329 00:23:45,943 --> 00:23:49,153 If I drink anything else, you can have the rest of my supply. 330 00:23:49,154 --> 00:23:51,573 All right, you're on. We only drink beer. 331 00:23:51,574 --> 00:23:53,032 Bert: You're on. 332 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:56,704 So, you're a skater? Is that your occupation? 333 00:23:56,904 --> 00:23:58,331 [Thunder] 334 00:23:58,731 --> 00:23:59,832 Oh, crap. 335 00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,126 Party's over. 336 00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:05,962 Hey Justin... grim... 337 00:24:05,963 --> 00:24:07,964 You want to come inside? 338 00:24:07,965 --> 00:24:11,050 I'd love to, but I left all this shit outside my tent. 339 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:12,969 It's starting to rain, if it gets fucked up, 340 00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:14,971 it's like $4,000 worth of shit pissed away. 341 00:24:14,972 --> 00:24:16,472 How far away is your tent? 342 00:24:16,473 --> 00:24:19,142 20 minutes away, but if I book I can be back in 30. 343 00:24:19,143 --> 00:24:22,478 - Cool. Bring the weed. - I will. 344 00:24:22,479 --> 00:24:25,024 Check you dudes later. Come on, Dr. mambo. 345 00:24:28,402 --> 00:24:31,322 - Jeff: Freak. - Karen: I thought he was funny. 346 00:24:35,492 --> 00:24:37,410 Bert: How did it work? 347 00:24:37,411 --> 00:24:40,288 What do you mean "how"? It had a hose... 348 00:24:40,289 --> 00:24:42,498 A bunch of different settings, 349 00:24:42,499 --> 00:24:45,002 pulse, power... 350 00:24:46,003 --> 00:24:47,003 Stream. 351 00:24:47,046 --> 00:24:49,840 And you came every time? 352 00:24:50,758 --> 00:24:51,258 Totally. 353 00:24:51,717 --> 00:24:55,053 You can imagine my disappointment the first time I had sex. 354 00:24:55,054 --> 00:24:57,222 Tell me about it. 355 00:24:57,223 --> 00:24:59,724 What's that supposed to mean? 356 00:24:59,725 --> 00:25:01,726 - I have got a better story. - Paul: I am sorry, 357 00:25:01,727 --> 00:25:04,854 but no story is better than Karen and the shower massage. 358 00:25:04,855 --> 00:25:07,357 No, seriously. 359 00:25:07,358 --> 00:25:10,527 One time I was masturbating... 360 00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:13,446 And my dog came up and started licking my balls. 361 00:25:13,447 --> 00:25:16,407 Right as I came it stuck its tongue up my ass. 362 00:25:16,408 --> 00:25:20,245 That's serious fucking masturbation talent right there. 363 00:25:20,246 --> 00:25:22,248 Fucking good. 364 00:25:22,298 --> 00:25:23,748 [Knock at door] 365 00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:27,627 He'd better have brought more weed or I won't let him in. 366 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,837 Relax, pal. I am coming. 367 00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:31,674 His name's grim. 368 00:25:33,884 --> 00:25:35,886 Jesus Christ. 369 00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:40,666 [Coughing] 370 00:25:40,766 --> 00:25:43,476 Help me... please. 371 00:25:43,477 --> 00:25:45,980 I need a doctor. 372 00:25:46,506 --> 00:25:47,690 Oh shit. 373 00:25:48,274 --> 00:25:50,191 Man: Doctor. 374 00:25:50,192 --> 00:25:52,151 Yeah, all right. 375 00:25:52,152 --> 00:25:54,738 Somebody grab a blanket or something. 376 00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,666 [Coughing] 377 00:25:59,593 --> 00:26:00,643 You... 378 00:26:04,123 --> 00:26:06,041 You shot me. 379 00:26:07,877 --> 00:26:09,085 No, no, no. 380 00:26:09,086 --> 00:26:11,671 There's no way this contagious fucker's coming in here. 381 00:26:11,672 --> 00:26:14,757 - He's sick, for Christ's sake. - You want him to come in here 382 00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:18,803 and touch all of your shit, your fucking soap...? 383 00:26:18,804 --> 00:26:20,805 Let's throw him a blanket or something. 384 00:26:20,806 --> 00:26:22,891 - Or your douche? - Let's drive him to a doctor. 385 00:26:22,892 --> 00:26:24,767 He's not coming in! 386 00:26:24,768 --> 00:26:26,895 We're out of range. I am not getting anything. 387 00:26:26,896 --> 00:26:27,896 - Fuck! 388 00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:30,691 - What's that? - He's in the car. 389 00:26:30,983 --> 00:26:31,983 What? 390 00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:34,986 - Jeff: Motherfucker. 391 00:26:34,987 --> 00:26:37,698 - Karen: Why's he fucking with us? - Grab your gun. 392 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:38,732 Fuck! 393 00:26:38,782 --> 00:26:41,202 Hurry up! He's in the car already! 394 00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:49,876 Get out of the fucking car! 395 00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:52,545 Get out of there. Get out of the car! 396 00:26:52,546 --> 00:26:55,633 Get out! Get out of the fucking car! 397 00:26:55,942 --> 00:26:56,942 Aw fuck! 398 00:26:57,092 --> 00:26:59,511 Get the fuck out! Get out of there! 399 00:26:59,711 --> 00:27:00,980 - Fucker! 400 00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:03,014 - You shot the car! 401 00:27:03,015 --> 00:27:05,183 What was I supposed to do? 402 00:27:05,184 --> 00:27:07,311 Oh my god! 403 00:27:13,025 --> 00:27:14,443 Fuck! 404 00:27:15,861 --> 00:27:17,571 Paul: Shit! 405 00:27:21,524 --> 00:27:22,900 Shit! 406 00:27:23,285 --> 00:27:24,285 Oh! 407 00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:29,333 - Get him! - He's coming towards us. 408 00:27:30,376 --> 00:27:32,628 Stop or I will fucking stab you! 409 00:27:32,828 --> 00:27:34,788 Stop! Stop! 410 00:27:38,174 --> 00:27:39,509 Back off. 411 00:27:39,802 --> 00:27:42,221 Fuck off! Leave us alone! 412 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,057 Fuck off! 413 00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,362 I know. I know. 414 00:27:59,363 --> 00:28:01,865 What else were we gonna do? 415 00:28:01,866 --> 00:28:04,200 First he gets his shit all over the car, 416 00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:07,912 and I don't want him touching me, you, or anybody. 417 00:28:07,913 --> 00:28:10,123 I think the rain will put him out. 418 00:28:10,124 --> 00:28:13,084 He's dead anyway. You saw that shit on him. 419 00:28:13,085 --> 00:28:15,337 He looked like he was skinned alive. 420 00:28:17,006 --> 00:28:19,924 We have to tell the police it wasn't our fault. 421 00:28:19,925 --> 00:28:22,719 I think we should tell them now. 422 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,679 Calm down. 423 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,223 There's nothing we can do. The car's fucked. 424 00:28:27,224 --> 00:28:31,060 We need a mechanic. We will find somebody who knows one, 425 00:28:31,061 --> 00:28:33,605 and then we will report the accident. 426 00:28:33,606 --> 00:28:37,109 That's the keyword here. It was an accident. 427 00:28:39,111 --> 00:28:41,404 Paul: The guy's skin... 428 00:28:41,405 --> 00:28:43,407 Holy shit. 429 00:29:44,009 --> 00:29:47,011 You should clean up some of this shit while we're gone. 430 00:29:47,012 --> 00:29:49,097 I will save some for you guys. 431 00:29:49,098 --> 00:29:51,474 - Just stick with the girls. - What's that supposed to mean? 432 00:29:51,475 --> 00:29:54,102 It means you're a fucking pussy. 433 00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:55,645 That's fucked up. 434 00:29:55,646 --> 00:29:58,731 What's fucked up is you beating the shit out of my truck. 435 00:29:58,732 --> 00:30:00,358 What about the jag-off with the rifle? 436 00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:01,568 Did you forget about him? 437 00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:04,487 We all fucked up that car, don't just put it on me. 438 00:30:04,488 --> 00:30:06,114 Good morning, boys. 439 00:30:06,115 --> 00:30:08,992 Are you going to kill each other now? 440 00:30:08,993 --> 00:30:11,202 Where are you going? 441 00:30:11,203 --> 00:30:13,414 To get help. 442 00:30:55,998 --> 00:30:58,375 So... Bert and Jeff are gone. 443 00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:00,252 I know. 444 00:31:04,256 --> 00:31:06,841 Last night was a fucked up situation, 445 00:31:06,842 --> 00:31:09,677 - and I think... - That guy asked for our help. 446 00:31:09,678 --> 00:31:12,556 We lit him on fire. 447 00:31:13,599 --> 00:31:17,311 Can you understand if I am not in a particularly social mood? 448 00:31:20,231 --> 00:31:22,274 I got scared. 449 00:31:22,492 --> 00:31:23,692 I was... 450 00:31:24,151 --> 00:31:26,153 I was just trying to help. 451 00:31:28,864 --> 00:31:31,116 Karen... 452 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:35,496 I am sorry, Paul. 453 00:31:37,873 --> 00:31:40,959 Every time I close my eyes I see him. 454 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,586 It was an accident. 455 00:31:43,587 --> 00:31:46,257 The guy was going to die anyway. 456 00:31:58,764 --> 00:31:59,764 Better? 457 00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:03,523 Yeah. 458 00:32:08,153 --> 00:32:09,822 Thanks, Paul. 459 00:32:27,339 --> 00:32:29,008 Jeff: Hello? 460 00:33:05,169 --> 00:33:07,630 God damn it! 461 00:33:09,715 --> 00:33:11,800 God damn it! God damn it! 462 00:33:14,011 --> 00:33:15,054 God damn it! 463 00:33:17,181 --> 00:33:19,390 Hold it! You there! 464 00:33:19,391 --> 00:33:22,602 Do you see this?! Do you see this shit?! 465 00:33:22,603 --> 00:33:24,354 We didn't see anything. 466 00:33:24,355 --> 00:33:28,066 Tell Murray I can't eat this shit. Some animal's been running around 467 00:33:28,067 --> 00:33:29,859 infecting everything. 468 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:32,654 What am I supposed to do with a sick hog? Huh? 469 00:33:32,655 --> 00:33:35,657 I am not about to eat that meat. Would you? 470 00:33:35,658 --> 00:33:39,536 - No, I am a vegetarian. - None of this shit is good. 471 00:33:39,537 --> 00:33:42,080 It's all sick. It's all gotta go back. 472 00:33:42,081 --> 00:33:44,123 I want me a new hog! 473 00:33:44,124 --> 00:33:46,376 We were just looking for a mechanic. 474 00:33:46,377 --> 00:33:49,504 Mechanic? You won't find one around here. 475 00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:52,006 - You will have to go to town. - Bert: That's the thing. 476 00:33:52,007 --> 00:33:54,884 Our car's busted, so we can't get into town. 477 00:33:54,885 --> 00:33:56,970 We need somebody to take us into town 478 00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:59,180 - so we can find a mechanic. - Oh. 479 00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:02,225 I have already been in town today, sorry. 480 00:34:02,226 --> 00:34:06,229 All right, if you do go back, would you tell us? 481 00:34:06,230 --> 00:34:09,399 We're staying at a cabin, and... 482 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,927 We don't know Murray. 483 00:34:13,028 --> 00:34:15,280 Oh, I am sorry. 484 00:34:15,281 --> 00:34:18,074 Yes, of course, of course. 485 00:34:18,075 --> 00:34:21,035 Why didn't you just come out and say that? 486 00:34:21,036 --> 00:34:23,288 Come on inside, I have got a radio. 487 00:34:23,289 --> 00:34:25,540 We will call Ricky. He's got a tow truck. 488 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,333 - Call Ricky. - Ricky. 489 00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:30,420 Sorry to bother you, but this crazy guy came out of the woods 490 00:34:30,421 --> 00:34:33,089 and tried to trash our car. 491 00:34:33,090 --> 00:34:36,384 Woman: Sounds terrible. I have some juice. 492 00:34:36,385 --> 00:34:39,137 So this person damaged your car? 493 00:34:39,138 --> 00:34:42,432 It was just this crazy hermit. Real dangerous. 494 00:34:42,433 --> 00:34:45,935 - We chased him away with bats. - It wasn't Henry, was it? 495 00:34:45,936 --> 00:34:48,355 Nah, shit, never. 496 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:54,103 Henry? 497 00:34:54,153 --> 00:34:57,280 My cousin Henry. He knows about that ordinance. 498 00:34:57,281 --> 00:35:00,326 He wouldn't do something like that. You hit him with a bat? 499 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:01,402 Both: No. 500 00:35:02,161 --> 00:35:04,204 No, it wasn't Henry. 501 00:35:04,205 --> 00:35:07,749 Our friend Walter, he got drunk. One thing led to another... 502 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:10,836 - That's no good. - Yeah. 503 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,216 I have got a great idea. Why don't we take a walk down ourselves? 504 00:35:16,217 --> 00:35:18,843 - It's really nice out. - We will just walk. 505 00:35:18,844 --> 00:35:22,597 - I haven't seen the scenery. - You sure? Ricky's awfully handy. 506 00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:24,849 - Thanks for your help. - Are you sure? 507 00:35:24,850 --> 00:35:27,101 A little fresh air sounds great. 508 00:35:27,102 --> 00:35:29,605 We really appreciate your help. Take care. 509 00:35:31,857 --> 00:35:33,776 We burned Henry. 510 00:35:33,826 --> 00:35:34,919 Fuck! 511 00:36:24,648 --> 00:36:25,648 Hello? 512 00:36:31,371 --> 00:36:32,371 Hello? 513 00:36:52,057 --> 00:36:53,808 Hello? 514 00:37:03,909 --> 00:37:05,660 Hello? 515 00:37:08,412 --> 00:37:09,872 Hello? 516 00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:13,417 Is anyone home? 517 00:37:23,089 --> 00:37:24,753 Hello? 518 00:37:24,803 --> 00:37:25,803 - Ah! 519 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:29,058 - Bert, you dick-nose. - Shut up. 520 00:37:31,018 --> 00:37:32,644 What the hell? 521 00:37:32,645 --> 00:37:34,771 - Did you find anybody? - No, nothing. 522 00:37:34,772 --> 00:37:37,106 I followed the path that the old guy ran, 523 00:37:37,107 --> 00:37:39,776 but I couldn't find him. He could still be alive. 524 00:37:39,777 --> 00:37:41,612 No, it's impossible. 525 00:37:43,405 --> 00:37:46,241 - Want any beef jerky? - No, put it away. 526 00:37:46,242 --> 00:37:48,244 - Why? - It's not our house. 527 00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:50,119 So? 528 00:37:51,956 --> 00:37:54,165 - Did you find a phone? - No. 529 00:37:54,166 --> 00:37:56,751 I felt weird looking around. There's nobody here. 530 00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:59,170 We found this other place, but... 531 00:37:59,171 --> 00:38:01,130 There was nobody there either. 532 00:38:01,131 --> 00:38:03,341 I wonder if the cops know about it yet. 533 00:38:03,342 --> 00:38:05,385 I doubt it. If they did know, 534 00:38:05,386 --> 00:38:07,429 they'd have been at the cabin by now. 535 00:38:18,232 --> 00:38:20,400 Good morning. Deputy Winston, 536 00:38:20,401 --> 00:38:22,444 bunyan county sheriff's department. 537 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:26,573 Hi. What can I do for you? 538 00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:28,575 I am on patrol in my jurisdiction 539 00:38:28,576 --> 00:38:31,369 and I heard there was a lot of commotion here last night. 540 00:38:31,370 --> 00:38:33,371 I wanted to know what the story is. 541 00:38:33,372 --> 00:38:36,875 Yeah, sure. Some guy tried to break into our cabin. 542 00:38:36,876 --> 00:38:39,043 And he was sick. 543 00:38:39,044 --> 00:38:41,671 I don't know what kind of disease he had, 544 00:38:41,672 --> 00:38:43,840 but he was a mess. 545 00:38:43,841 --> 00:38:45,967 I have to report this. 546 00:38:45,968 --> 00:38:47,468 Yeah, totally. 547 00:38:47,469 --> 00:38:50,889 My friends are out looking for a neighbor so we could call you. 548 00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:53,016 We don't have a phone here. 549 00:38:53,017 --> 00:38:55,978 Everyone uses radios. That's what I use. 550 00:38:58,022 --> 00:38:59,064 Hey... 551 00:39:01,108 --> 00:39:04,528 Looks like you guys were doing some pretty good partying, huh? 552 00:39:05,571 --> 00:39:07,780 Yeah, you know, we were drinking... 553 00:39:07,781 --> 00:39:09,782 And then this guy came along 554 00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:12,243 and tried to break into the cabin. 555 00:39:12,244 --> 00:39:15,079 We had no choice but to get rough. 556 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,041 I feel awful, but he was going crazy. 557 00:39:18,042 --> 00:39:20,084 He smashed into our car, 558 00:39:20,085 --> 00:39:22,712 and then he wouldn't come out, so... 559 00:39:22,713 --> 00:39:24,756 We had to hit him. 560 00:39:24,757 --> 00:39:26,758 We hurt him. 561 00:39:26,759 --> 00:39:29,135 We were terrified. We didn't know what to do. 562 00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:31,095 That's why we went to look for help- 563 00:39:31,096 --> 00:39:34,390 hey, man, I told you... i am gonna make a report. 564 00:39:34,391 --> 00:39:37,310 Don't worry about it. He ain't gonna come back. 565 00:39:37,311 --> 00:39:39,854 Looks like you guys scared him away pretty good. 566 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:42,065 I ain't gonna let him ruin your fun. 567 00:39:42,066 --> 00:39:43,858 Thank you. 568 00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:47,363 My friend's inside right now and she's pretty freaked out. 569 00:39:48,405 --> 00:39:50,240 She wants to go home. 570 00:39:50,241 --> 00:39:52,242 We all kind of do. 571 00:39:52,243 --> 00:39:54,786 A lady friend, huh? 572 00:39:54,787 --> 00:39:57,205 I bet you like to party... 573 00:39:57,206 --> 00:39:59,416 With the ladies. 574 00:40:01,669 --> 00:40:03,545 Karen: Paul? 575 00:40:03,546 --> 00:40:06,005 Is everything okay? 576 00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:08,675 Howdy, ma'am. Everything's fine. 577 00:40:08,676 --> 00:40:11,427 Just go back inside, have yourself a big 40, 578 00:40:11,428 --> 00:40:13,347 just party. 579 00:40:14,306 --> 00:40:15,306 Umm... 580 00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:17,226 Okay. 581 00:40:22,398 --> 00:40:24,941 Oh, daddy, why are you talking about leaving? 582 00:40:24,942 --> 00:40:27,026 You have got to stay and party. 583 00:40:27,027 --> 00:40:30,072 That's why we came here in the first place. 584 00:40:31,115 --> 00:40:34,075 I am telling you, this is a major party town. 585 00:40:34,076 --> 00:40:36,077 - Really? - Are you kidding me? 586 00:40:36,078 --> 00:40:38,162 You know what it's like when you go 587 00:40:38,163 --> 00:40:40,164 to a new town and you're the new guy? 588 00:40:40,165 --> 00:40:42,959 All the girls see you walking down the street... 589 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,921 They don't know you have got five pounds of dangling meat. 590 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:49,048 They're looking for no commitment. 591 00:40:49,049 --> 00:40:52,677 - You understand what I am saying? - I have heard that theory before. 592 00:40:52,678 --> 00:40:54,679 This is that town. 593 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,891 It's like when I go party up at wambusau. 594 00:40:57,892 --> 00:40:59,893 My cousin goes to school there. 595 00:40:59,894 --> 00:41:03,605 When I party at wambusau, I know I am gonna get pussy. 596 00:41:03,606 --> 00:41:06,983 Plus the girls there don't know I am a deputy. 597 00:41:06,984 --> 00:41:09,652 So I know they're gonna party hard with me. 598 00:41:09,653 --> 00:41:12,697 Believe me, man, they do. 599 00:41:12,698 --> 00:41:16,326 That's too bad, I bet you ruled this town before you had a badge. 600 00:41:16,327 --> 00:41:19,830 Yeah, but a badge makes you grow up quick. 601 00:41:21,582 --> 00:41:24,500 Shit, this guy went and did a number on your ride. 602 00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:27,420 I am gonna put out an apb. We're gonna catch this guy. 603 00:41:27,421 --> 00:41:29,631 Yeah, it wasn't totally him. 604 00:41:29,632 --> 00:41:31,341 We hit it too. 605 00:41:31,342 --> 00:41:34,010 But we were trying to scare him away. 606 00:41:34,011 --> 00:41:36,388 Could you get somebody up here to fix it? 607 00:41:37,514 --> 00:41:39,515 What do I look like? An idiot? 608 00:41:39,516 --> 00:41:42,352 I will have someone up here by tomorrow afternoon. 609 00:41:42,353 --> 00:41:45,313 You're top priority. You're the party man. 610 00:41:45,314 --> 00:41:47,983 Do you realize how many great parties we're gonna have? 611 00:41:49,276 --> 00:41:50,944 Fortune's shining on you. 612 00:41:50,945 --> 00:41:52,862 I know where all the big parties are at. 613 00:41:52,863 --> 00:41:54,864 Remember, my name is Winston. 614 00:41:54,865 --> 00:41:57,117 You know how to get a hold of me, right? 615 00:41:58,285 --> 00:42:00,996 - 9-1-1? - That's it, my man. 616 00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:04,083 - Take it easy. - Yeah. 617 00:42:25,187 --> 00:42:28,022 Did he say he was gonna report this shit or not? 618 00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:30,400 I think he is. He didn't make it seem like 619 00:42:30,401 --> 00:42:33,444 we did anything wrong. He said he'd get a tow truck up here. 620 00:42:33,445 --> 00:42:36,030 - Sounds weird to me. - The guy was weird. 621 00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:39,492 Once he saw Karen, he didn't want to leave. 622 00:42:39,493 --> 00:42:42,079 Has Karen left her room yet? 623 00:42:43,122 --> 00:42:46,875 No, she's still sleeping. I don't know what's up with her. 624 00:42:46,876 --> 00:42:50,003 She wants to get out of here as soon as she can. 625 00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:53,214 - Puts a kink in your plan, huh? - What plan? 626 00:42:53,215 --> 00:42:55,091 What plan? 627 00:42:55,092 --> 00:42:57,886 The plan you have been trying to execute 628 00:42:57,887 --> 00:43:00,013 since eighth grade. 629 00:43:00,014 --> 00:43:02,974 No, there's no plan. Not anymore. 630 00:43:02,975 --> 00:43:05,269 Whatever. You guys are funny. 631 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,979 Fucking... 632 00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:11,191 She likes you because you're nice to her and she's nice to you 633 00:43:11,192 --> 00:43:13,235 because she can control you. 634 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,781 - Fucking, you're nice to her... - Bert, don't move. 635 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,781 [Dog growling] 636 00:43:22,161 --> 00:43:23,453 Bert: Fuck. 637 00:43:23,454 --> 00:43:25,789 - It's that freak's dog. 638 00:43:27,166 --> 00:43:30,084 - Should I hit it? - I don't know. 639 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:32,296 If you're gonna hit it, hit it hard. 640 00:43:35,885 --> 00:43:36,885 [Gunshot] 641 00:43:44,359 --> 00:43:46,318 So where's grim? 642 00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:49,071 He's out there rotting. There's some sick shit 643 00:43:49,072 --> 00:43:52,366 in the woods and the hermit's spreading it around. 644 00:43:52,367 --> 00:43:54,785 I am not waiting for that deputy to come back. 645 00:43:54,786 --> 00:43:57,329 - Let's get out of here now. - Should we say something 646 00:43:57,330 --> 00:44:00,749 on our way out, like, "by the way, we burned some guy alive"? 647 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:01,750 - Yes. - No. 648 00:44:01,751 --> 00:44:04,086 - Jeff. - Fine, we will tell the cops. 649 00:44:04,087 --> 00:44:06,714 We have to. They're gonna figure it out. 650 00:44:06,715 --> 00:44:09,758 The deputy knows something happened. We're the only outsiders. 651 00:44:09,759 --> 00:44:12,387 They're gonna trace it back to us. 652 00:44:13,388 --> 00:44:15,098 I feel nauseous. 653 00:44:16,266 --> 00:44:17,434 Karen... 654 00:44:19,519 --> 00:44:21,729 How soon can you get us out of here? 655 00:44:21,730 --> 00:44:23,939 I don't know if I can fix the car. 656 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:27,192 I am thinking I could make it drivable, 657 00:44:27,193 --> 00:44:29,987 we could drive into town and tell them what happened. 658 00:44:29,988 --> 00:44:32,741 And that will be that, right? 659 00:44:34,951 --> 00:44:36,911 But you're gonna have to watch me with the gun. 660 00:44:36,912 --> 00:44:39,623 I am not gonna go out there with that fucking dog around. 661 00:44:40,665 --> 00:44:42,708 I need a bath. 662 00:44:42,709 --> 00:44:45,210 Jeff's mom has the stupidest ideas- 663 00:44:45,211 --> 00:44:47,714 "let's get a cabin." So gay. 664 00:45:07,651 --> 00:45:10,203 - Hey. - Hey. 665 00:45:11,112 --> 00:45:13,490 Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you. 666 00:45:14,491 --> 00:45:16,034 That's okay. 667 00:45:18,703 --> 00:45:20,664 I think Marcy made some chili. 668 00:45:21,665 --> 00:45:23,792 I am not hungry. 669 00:45:27,629 --> 00:45:30,339 All right, then. I will let you go back to sleep. 670 00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:31,716 No, wait. 671 00:45:32,717 --> 00:45:34,469 Stay. 672 00:45:44,312 --> 00:45:45,312 [Gunshot] 673 00:45:45,988 --> 00:45:48,300 [Dog growling] 674 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,235 - Why did you stop? - Would you shoot him already? 675 00:45:51,236 --> 00:45:53,237 Don't stop. Keep working! 676 00:45:53,238 --> 00:45:56,782 - Shoot it! - If it gets closer, I can hit it. 677 00:45:56,783 --> 00:45:59,077 Just keep working! 678 00:48:04,244 --> 00:48:06,329 Oh my god! 679 00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:10,417 Shit! 680 00:48:14,754 --> 00:48:16,006 Marcy! 681 00:48:19,634 --> 00:48:21,760 She's got it! She's sick. 682 00:48:21,761 --> 00:48:23,804 Oh no, she's fucking got it. 683 00:48:23,805 --> 00:48:25,848 - Oh shit. - I think I am really sick. 684 00:48:25,849 --> 00:48:28,892 Oh shit. Stay in your fucking bed! 685 00:48:28,893 --> 00:48:31,520 - Bert, can you help me? - Calm down. 686 00:48:31,521 --> 00:48:34,398 No! Get the fuck out! Everybody out! 687 00:48:34,399 --> 00:48:37,026 - Just get the fuck out! - Bert, please! 688 00:48:37,027 --> 00:48:39,194 - Stay in your fucking bed! 689 00:48:39,195 --> 00:48:41,363 - I am bleeding. - Get the fuck out! 690 00:48:41,364 --> 00:48:43,866 - Calm down! - Can I go to the bathroom? 691 00:48:43,867 --> 00:48:46,118 Listen, you bitch! Get the fuck in bed! 692 00:48:46,119 --> 00:48:47,703 - Leave her alone! 693 00:48:47,704 --> 00:48:50,581 - Leave her alone! - Fucking bitch! 694 00:48:50,582 --> 00:48:53,667 - What the fuck is your problem? - She's your fucking friend! 695 00:48:53,668 --> 00:48:56,086 She's sick! She's not coming near me! 696 00:48:56,087 --> 00:48:58,881 I am doing this for you and all you fucks! 697 00:48:58,882 --> 00:49:01,601 - Don't leave me! - You fucking whore! 698 00:49:01,651 --> 00:49:04,801 The headlights are busted in the car! We can't go anywhere! 699 00:49:04,851 --> 00:49:05,851 You goddamn whore! 700 00:49:08,801 --> 00:49:09,701 Bert, Bert... 701 00:49:09,801 --> 00:49:12,428 - Calm down. - Oh god. 702 00:49:12,429 --> 00:49:13,429 - Okay. 703 00:49:17,809 --> 00:49:19,478 What? 704 00:51:00,037 --> 00:51:02,288 Fuck you, guys. 705 00:51:02,289 --> 00:51:04,665 Karen, I am sorry. We just don't want to get it. 706 00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:07,627 - I am going to die in here. - Paul: No, you're not. 707 00:51:07,628 --> 00:51:10,796 Karen, please. We're going to get help now. 708 00:51:10,797 --> 00:51:14,050 - What about that guy's dog? - Someone will keep watch with the gun. 709 00:51:14,051 --> 00:51:16,052 We will bolt the door shut. 710 00:51:16,053 --> 00:51:19,056 Somebody will be out here. We won't leave you alone. 711 00:51:21,308 --> 00:51:23,560 I want to go home. 712 00:51:43,586 --> 00:51:45,337 [Bush rustling] 713 00:51:49,586 --> 00:51:50,337 Ah! 714 00:51:50,537 --> 00:51:52,038 [Bush rustling again] 715 00:51:52,088 --> 00:51:53,381 Ah! 716 00:52:05,477 --> 00:52:06,770 Karen? 717 00:52:09,189 --> 00:52:10,607 Karen. 718 00:52:23,829 --> 00:52:26,164 Come on, Karen, you have got to eat. 719 00:52:39,511 --> 00:52:42,639 Let me know if you need anything else, okay? 720 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,142 Okay? 721 00:52:46,143 --> 00:52:48,770 Better close the door, Marcy. 722 00:52:50,731 --> 00:52:53,150 I don't want to infect everyone. 723 00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:53,668 - Oh god. - What are you doing? 724 00:53:53,669 --> 00:53:55,503 My friend... she's very sick. 725 00:53:55,504 --> 00:53:58,297 - You are very sick. - Oh my god, I am sorry. 726 00:53:58,298 --> 00:54:01,259 - No, I am... that's my wife in there! 727 00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:03,844 My friend's dying! We need a phone, please. 728 00:54:03,845 --> 00:54:06,389 - Get the fuck off my property! 729 00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:08,350 - Shit! - Git! 730 00:54:15,399 --> 00:54:17,567 Where have you been? 731 00:54:17,568 --> 00:54:20,195 Did you find anyone? 732 00:54:21,446 --> 00:54:23,949 Well, come on inside. Marcy made chili. 733 00:54:28,537 --> 00:54:30,497 Nobody's hungry? 734 00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:37,295 - What if Karen used those bowls? - Jesus! I washed them! 735 00:54:37,296 --> 00:54:40,548 He's right. I am not gonna eat until we get back to town. 736 00:54:40,549 --> 00:54:43,217 Jeff: You know, any of you guys could have it. 737 00:54:43,218 --> 00:54:46,637 I know we checked, but I am not gonna sleep near you guys. 738 00:54:46,638 --> 00:54:49,307 So go sleep in the car and give us all a break. 739 00:54:49,308 --> 00:54:51,392 The car? That thing's a germ factory! 740 00:54:51,393 --> 00:54:54,437 - I don't even want to ride in it! - Calm down. I cleaned it. 741 00:54:54,438 --> 00:54:56,982 - So why don't you sleep in it? - Maybe I will! 742 00:54:58,483 --> 00:55:01,904 You're right. We should prepare our own meals. 743 00:55:04,031 --> 00:55:05,907 Who am I? I am melting! 744 00:55:05,908 --> 00:55:08,034 I am burning! 745 00:55:08,035 --> 00:55:09,744 What's your problem? 746 00:55:09,745 --> 00:55:11,412 You're gonna burn down this place! 747 00:55:11,413 --> 00:55:12,705 - What? - You asshole! 748 00:55:12,706 --> 00:55:15,124 - Fucking prick! - Marcy: Stop it! 749 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,752 - Jeff! - Motherfucker! 750 00:55:19,838 --> 00:55:22,424 Shut the fuck up! 751 00:55:23,425 --> 00:55:24,967 Christ! 752 00:55:24,968 --> 00:55:27,137 I can't take it anymore! 753 00:55:28,968 --> 00:55:30,837 Our friend's dying out there. 754 00:55:31,268 --> 00:55:33,137 She's fucking dying. 755 00:55:33,968 --> 00:55:36,137 And we're in here acting like a bunch of fucking pussy's. 756 00:55:36,187 --> 00:55:39,137 So for one second let's just forget about helping her. 757 00:55:39,268 --> 00:55:44,137 Strap on some balls and help each other. Because otherwise we're all fucking doomed. 758 00:55:44,968 --> 00:55:46,437 - He's right - of course he's right. 759 00:55:46,487 --> 00:55:48,137 - I was just saying... - Marcy shut! - Paul: Good good! 760 00:55:48,187 --> 00:55:51,937 We're communicating. See? That's positive. 761 00:55:54,340 --> 00:55:56,299 Just no more yelling. 762 00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:59,218 We can eat alone, we can sleep alone. Whatever. 763 00:55:59,219 --> 00:56:03,307 We have to talk to each other. We have to work together. 764 00:56:06,018 --> 00:56:07,686 Bert, you just lost the bet. 765 00:56:11,217 --> 00:56:12,944 [Dog barking] 766 00:56:13,817 --> 00:56:14,944 Shit! 767 00:56:22,917 --> 00:56:23,944 [Gunshot] 768 00:56:30,376 --> 00:56:32,794 Okay, Karen, he's gone. 769 00:56:32,795 --> 00:56:36,340 We're gonna stay out here all night for you, all right? 770 00:56:37,883 --> 00:56:39,426 Karen? 771 00:57:25,865 --> 00:57:27,617 [Engine starts] 772 00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:32,617 Fuck! 773 00:57:36,162 --> 00:57:38,914 Come on, let's go, everybody. Hurry up! 774 00:57:38,915 --> 00:57:41,042 The Jeep's running. Jeff, come on! 775 00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:01,979 Come on, Karen. We have got to go. 776 00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:06,066 I think I have got a fever. 777 00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:08,111 Let's go! 778 00:59:01,956 --> 00:59:04,458 Come on, Jeff, let's go! 779 00:59:04,459 --> 00:59:06,210 Come on, motherfucker! 780 00:59:08,171 --> 00:59:10,505 All right... put her in the back. 781 00:59:10,506 --> 00:59:12,799 I don't think we should sit next to her. 782 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,010 Fuck off! Put her in the front, then. 783 00:59:15,011 --> 00:59:17,345 No, I am not driving with her sitting next to me. 784 00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:20,432 I am driving. Just get in the fucking car. 785 00:59:20,433 --> 00:59:21,809 Fine. 786 00:59:24,353 --> 00:59:25,772 Paul: Karen? 787 00:59:27,273 --> 00:59:28,858 Karen, you okay? 788 00:59:31,861 --> 00:59:35,198 - Marcy: Oh god, Karen. 789 00:59:36,741 --> 00:59:39,326 Marcy: We have got to get her to town. She's gonna die. 790 00:59:39,327 --> 00:59:40,536 Paul: She's not going anywhere. 791 00:59:41,704 --> 00:59:43,538 Come on. You guys coming? 792 00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:45,665 Are you nuts? She just infected the car. 793 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:49,420 - I will take my chances, man. - I can't leave Karen. 794 00:59:50,421 --> 00:59:53,673 - Bert, you don't look so hot. - I don't feel so hot either. 795 00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:57,177 But the longer we sit here, the more she lies and rots! 796 00:59:57,178 --> 00:59:59,679 How sick are you? Did that old guy touch you? 797 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,015 This is fucking horseshit! Come on! 798 01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:04,852 - Did he? - Fuck this, man! 799 01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:09,856 Bert: I will get her a fucking doctor. 800 01:00:09,857 --> 01:00:12,235 Marcy: We should move her back to the shed. 801 01:00:21,911 --> 01:00:24,162 Oh god, she's bleeding again. 802 01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:26,081 Don't move her. 803 01:00:26,082 --> 01:00:29,085 It's okay, Karen. We're gonna get help. 804 01:00:35,258 --> 01:00:38,177 - Going somewhere? - Anywhere but here. 805 01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:49,479 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 806 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,564 Jeff? 807 01:00:50,565 --> 01:00:52,441 - Just let him go. - Jeff! 808 01:00:52,442 --> 01:00:53,567 Jeff! 809 01:00:53,568 --> 01:00:55,444 Don't fucking come near me. Stop! 810 01:00:55,445 --> 01:00:59,239 I don't want to get sick. I don't want any of us getting sick! 811 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,408 But you two fuckers insist on touching her! 812 01:01:01,409 --> 01:01:03,618 Now she's bleeding all over both you guys. 813 01:01:03,619 --> 01:01:06,079 So you two can fucking rot! But not me! 814 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,332 No fucking way! Not me! 815 01:01:10,168 --> 01:01:12,044 Asshole! 816 01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:30,480 Oh shit. 817 01:01:43,326 --> 01:01:45,453 We're all going to get it. 818 01:01:46,496 --> 01:01:48,538 We're all going to get sick... 819 01:01:48,539 --> 01:01:50,917 And Jeff's in the woods getting drunk. 820 01:01:55,296 --> 01:01:57,672 Bert's going to get help. 821 01:01:57,673 --> 01:02:02,093 Karen will be fine. I promise. 822 01:02:02,094 --> 01:02:04,304 It's like being on a plane 823 01:02:04,305 --> 01:02:06,681 when you know it's going to crash. 824 01:02:06,682 --> 01:02:10,185 Everyone around you is screaming and yelling, 825 01:02:10,186 --> 01:02:13,230 "we're going down! We're going down!" 826 01:02:13,231 --> 01:02:15,357 All you really want to do 827 01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:19,903 is grab the person next to you and fuck the shit out of them 828 01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:22,907 because you know you're gonna be dead soon anyway. 829 01:02:27,578 --> 01:02:31,165 - You don't use condoms? - Don't worry. I am healthy. 830 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,485 Oh fuck! 831 01:03:31,058 --> 01:03:32,559 Hello? 832 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,979 Somebody help! Hello! 833 01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:38,941 What the hell happened to you? 834 01:03:40,401 --> 01:03:42,986 My friend, she's sick. 835 01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:45,447 - You don't look so good. - I know. 836 01:03:45,448 --> 01:03:47,449 There's this disease. 837 01:03:47,450 --> 01:03:49,785 I think all my friends are getting it. 838 01:03:49,786 --> 01:03:53,163 Do you know where a hospital is around? 839 01:03:53,164 --> 01:03:54,372 Yeah. 840 01:03:54,373 --> 01:03:57,709 Stay right there. don't come any closer. 841 01:03:57,710 --> 01:03:59,586 I will get a doctor. 842 01:03:59,587 --> 01:04:01,880 Bert: Thanks. 843 01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:03,590 Pancakes! 844 01:04:03,591 --> 01:04:06,927 - Pancakes! - No pancakes. 845 01:04:06,928 --> 01:04:10,097 - Pancakes! - No pancakes! 846 01:04:19,607 --> 01:04:22,735 Dennis, I told you to stay on the swing! 847 01:04:23,736 --> 01:04:25,655 Dennis! 848 01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:36,082 Fuck! 849 01:04:38,668 --> 01:04:41,671 God damn it! What pancakes! 850 01:04:43,506 --> 01:04:45,632 Why did you come here? 851 01:04:45,633 --> 01:04:46,883 Now look what you have done. 852 01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:48,969 I just need a doctor, okay? 853 01:04:48,970 --> 01:04:51,429 Look what you have done to this poor boy! 854 01:04:51,430 --> 01:04:54,433 - What has he done to you? - I just need... 855 01:04:54,434 --> 01:04:56,852 A fucking doctor, man! 856 01:04:56,853 --> 01:04:59,146 I already lost one boy. 857 01:04:59,147 --> 01:05:01,106 I ain't losing another. 858 01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:03,650 What if the doctors can't fix my boy? 859 01:05:03,651 --> 01:05:07,320 You get my boy sick, it's the same as killing him. 860 01:05:07,321 --> 01:05:09,906 - It's murder! - What?! 861 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:13,577 You being sick, that's your problem. 862 01:05:13,578 --> 01:05:17,038 Now Dennis is sick, that's my problem! 863 01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:20,542 And if I get sick, that's Lucille's problem. 864 01:05:20,543 --> 01:05:23,587 So we got to stop the problem. 865 01:05:23,588 --> 01:05:27,090 We got to stop the problem right now! 866 01:05:27,091 --> 01:05:29,176 Fenster! Rifle! 867 01:05:29,177 --> 01:05:30,720 Fuck you, man! 868 01:05:38,853 --> 01:05:41,730 There are some kids in a cabin. They got a disease. 869 01:05:41,731 --> 01:05:43,691 They just gave it to Dennis. 870 01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:46,861 We will need the kit. 871 01:05:50,573 --> 01:05:53,492 Jesus, Paul, you did a number on my back. 872 01:05:53,493 --> 01:05:55,828 I am gonna go find Jeff and we're walking out of here. 873 01:05:56,829 --> 01:05:58,872 - What about Bert? - I can't wait for him. 874 01:05:58,873 --> 01:06:02,752 - I have to get out of here. - What about Karen? Paul? 875 01:06:33,372 --> 01:06:34,832 [Engine stops] 876 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:38,869 Fuck! 877 01:06:39,372 --> 01:06:40,832 Fuck! 878 01:06:45,962 --> 01:06:48,422 Fuck! Fuck! 879 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:09,670 Oh, fuck! 880 01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:46,916 Shit. 881 01:09:18,614 --> 01:09:20,450 Up here! 882 01:10:44,509 --> 01:10:46,110 [Dog growling] 883 01:11:01,509 --> 01:11:03,010 Help me! 884 01:11:51,509 --> 01:11:52,610 [Gunshot] 885 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,501 - Bert! - They're coming for you. 886 01:12:59,502 --> 01:13:03,881 - Who? The deputy? - No, the guy from the store. 887 01:13:22,316 --> 01:13:25,902 I knew these kids were trouble the minute they stole from cad. 888 01:13:25,903 --> 01:13:27,988 Good god. 889 01:13:27,989 --> 01:13:30,699 They're doing sacrifices or something. 890 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:32,660 This ain't Christian. 891 01:14:06,402 --> 01:14:07,904 Good night, fucker! 892 01:14:10,156 --> 01:14:11,574 Got him. 893 01:14:53,402 --> 01:14:56,904 You killed Tommy's boy. You bastard. 894 01:15:00,902 --> 01:15:02,904 You tell them this wasn't our fault. 895 01:15:03,402 --> 01:15:07,904 That disease, that was here before we got here. 896 01:15:07,954 --> 01:15:08,954 You tell them! 897 01:15:13,402 --> 01:15:14,904 Thanks Bert. 898 01:15:26,111 --> 01:15:27,528 Jeff! 899 01:15:27,529 --> 01:15:30,698 Jeff! It's the water! 900 01:15:30,699 --> 01:15:33,952 Wherever you are, don't drink the water! 901 01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:55,759 Hello? 902 01:16:08,563 --> 01:16:10,190 Jeff? 903 01:16:22,202 --> 01:16:23,662 Jeff! 904 01:16:32,504 --> 01:16:34,339 Jeff? 905 01:16:44,504 --> 01:16:45,539 Grim. 906 01:17:45,790 --> 01:17:47,275 Fuck! 907 01:18:28,390 --> 01:18:29,975 [Engine stops] 908 01:18:39,586 --> 01:18:42,689 ♪ So cheer up, things will get better ♪ 909 01:18:42,889 --> 01:18:45,989 ♪ Say, how is the weather... ♪ 910 01:18:46,689 --> 01:18:48,898 Here, have a big beer. 911 01:18:48,899 --> 01:18:50,775 Come on, drink up. 912 01:18:50,776 --> 01:18:53,278 You have got some sexy hair. 913 01:18:53,279 --> 01:18:55,990 You got sexy shoes, too. 914 01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:03,990 [Music stops] 915 01:19:11,714 --> 01:19:15,008 Shit, what the fuck happened to you, man? 916 01:19:15,009 --> 01:19:17,385 The tow truck. 917 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,430 What happened to the tow truck, Winston? 918 01:19:20,472 --> 01:19:21,890 Oh shit. 919 01:19:21,891 --> 01:19:24,017 The fucking party man. 920 01:19:24,018 --> 01:19:26,227 I am so fucking sorry about the tow truck. 921 01:19:26,228 --> 01:19:28,730 I sent it, it broke down. I had to get a tow truck 922 01:19:28,731 --> 01:19:30,648 to get that fucking tow truck. 923 01:19:30,649 --> 01:19:32,192 What do you need, you need a ride? 924 01:19:33,485 --> 01:19:34,819 Yeah. 925 01:19:34,820 --> 01:19:37,071 Yeah, a ride would be good. 926 01:19:37,072 --> 01:19:39,115 Radio: Winston! 927 01:19:39,116 --> 01:19:41,784 - Winston, do you copy? - Yes, sir, I copy. 928 01:19:41,785 --> 01:19:43,995 I am still looking for that underage booze party. 929 01:19:43,996 --> 01:19:46,706 Radio: Never mind. We have got bigger problems. 930 01:19:46,707 --> 01:19:49,584 Some kids up in a cabin are on a killing spree. 931 01:19:49,585 --> 01:19:52,128 There's two, possibly three casualties. 932 01:19:52,129 --> 01:19:54,923 They are armed and hostile. Do not go anywhere near them! 933 01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:58,134 They have got some kind of skin virus that will eat you alive. 934 01:19:58,135 --> 01:20:01,512 So if you do see them, do not hesitate to shoot them. 935 01:20:01,513 --> 01:20:04,515 - Do you copy? - Yes. Can you repeat the last part? 936 01:20:04,516 --> 01:20:09,313 I said, if you see the kids, just shoot them on sight! 937 01:20:15,986 --> 01:20:18,112 So, how about that ride? 938 01:20:18,113 --> 01:20:20,907 What the fuck? Just shoot him! 939 01:20:20,908 --> 01:20:23,952 - Hey, I can't. - You heard the walkie-talkie dude! 940 01:20:23,953 --> 01:20:26,996 - The fucking gun is in the car. - I just want to get into town. 941 01:20:26,997 --> 01:20:29,999 - Why don't you just relax? - Get away, fucking fruitcake! 942 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,210 You're not going anyplace! 943 01:20:32,211 --> 01:20:34,296 - Fuck! - Shit. 944 01:20:36,211 --> 01:20:40,296 [Harmonica sounds] 945 01:20:40,511 --> 01:20:42,471 Come on, be cool. Be cool. 946 01:20:43,931 --> 01:20:46,016 Oh fuck! 947 01:21:02,863 --> 01:21:04,822 You fucking idiot! 948 01:21:04,823 --> 01:21:08,535 You just fucked up the whole party, you fucking idiot! 949 01:21:10,037 --> 01:21:12,164 The party's over, Winston. 950 01:21:19,711 --> 01:21:22,296 [Harmonica sounds] 951 01:23:08,530 --> 01:23:09,906 Man: Son. 952 01:23:09,907 --> 01:23:13,202 We need you to start from the beginning. 953 01:23:13,402 --> 01:23:18,502 What? Did you.. Is it safe? 954 01:23:18,807 --> 01:23:21,852 Where's Jeff? Did you find Jeff? 955 01:23:22,907 --> 01:23:25,202 How'd everybody get sick? 956 01:23:30,398 --> 01:23:32,817 Everybody's dead. 957 01:23:35,569 --> 01:23:37,988 We need to know... 958 01:23:37,989 --> 01:23:40,700 Where you got this disease. 959 01:23:41,701 --> 01:23:44,036 It was a guy from the woods. 960 01:23:47,415 --> 01:23:50,334 Oh god, he looked like Bert's marshmallow. 961 01:23:54,171 --> 01:23:56,799 Paul: He told me he would get a tow truck. 962 01:23:58,718 --> 01:24:01,095 I should have killed him too. 963 01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:22,773 Doctor: We're not equipped to handle a situation like this. 964 01:24:22,774 --> 01:24:24,817 Cook county is his only shot. 965 01:24:24,818 --> 01:24:26,986 Fine. 966 01:24:26,987 --> 01:24:29,448 You put him in the car... 967 01:24:30,449 --> 01:24:32,367 And I will take care of him. 968 01:24:39,124 --> 01:24:41,083 Hey, look who's waking up! 969 01:24:41,084 --> 01:24:43,210 The fucking party man! 970 01:24:43,211 --> 01:24:45,463 I guess the party ain't over, huh? 971 01:24:45,464 --> 01:24:47,715 We have a long night of partying. 972 01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:50,259 - A long night. - Water. 973 01:24:50,260 --> 01:24:52,887 - I ain't got no water. 974 01:24:52,888 --> 01:24:55,264 All I got's a 40. But if you want some water, 975 01:24:55,265 --> 01:24:57,308 I will find some for you, okay? 976 01:24:57,309 --> 01:25:00,437 You just sit tight, I will take care of you. 977 01:26:51,643 --> 01:26:54,271 Holy shit. 978 01:27:44,571 --> 01:27:46,656 They're dead. 979 01:27:49,534 --> 01:27:51,285 My god. 980 01:27:51,286 --> 01:27:53,080 All dead. 981 01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:59,044 I made it. 982 01:28:01,338 --> 01:28:03,340 I made it. 983 01:28:05,967 --> 01:28:08,220 Oh god, I made it. 984 01:28:10,097 --> 01:28:11,639 I did it. 985 01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:14,267 I fucking made it. 986 01:28:16,269 --> 01:28:18,062 I fucking made it. 987 01:28:18,063 --> 01:28:19,980 I did it. 988 01:28:19,981 --> 01:28:22,608 I fucking made it! 989 01:28:22,609 --> 01:28:24,276 I knew it! 990 01:28:24,277 --> 01:28:27,781 I knew it! I fucking made it! 991 01:28:29,783 --> 01:28:32,285 I fucking made it! 992 01:28:34,162 --> 01:28:36,414 I made it! 993 01:28:36,415 --> 01:28:37,914 I fucking made it! 994 01:28:37,915 --> 01:28:39,259 [Gunshots] I fucking made it! 995 01:28:56,685 --> 01:28:58,979 You got rid of that other one, right? 996 01:29:01,648 --> 01:29:04,192 Hey, I think there's another one in the basement. 997 01:29:07,487 --> 01:29:09,281 Come on, boys! 998 01:29:10,323 --> 01:29:12,242 Let's do this! 999 01:30:21,161 --> 01:30:22,745 Hey, fellas! 1000 01:30:22,746 --> 01:30:25,499 It's been a rough morning up here. 1001 01:30:26,746 --> 01:30:31,449 Some health people'll be coming by. They have some questions. 1002 01:30:31,499 --> 01:30:33,099 Want to know about those kids. 1003 01:30:33,146 --> 01:30:37,551 They were out of control up there, but we took care of it. 1004 01:30:38,246 --> 01:30:41,999 Well tell me. Have you seen anything of Tommy and fenster? 1005 01:30:42,999 --> 01:30:44,833 Boy: Lemonade, mister? 1006 01:30:44,834 --> 01:30:46,527 Thanks, son. don't mind if I do. 1007 01:30:46,577 --> 01:30:49,021 That's five cents. 1008 01:30:49,221 --> 01:30:51,715 Businessmen. 1009 01:30:51,716 --> 01:30:54,426 You almost take after your granddad. 1010 01:30:54,427 --> 01:30:56,887 Cad: They're running me out of my own business. 1011 01:30:56,888 --> 01:30:59,222 Stealing me blind right here. 1012 01:30:59,223 --> 01:31:02,935 Whoa! Now, that is mighty fine. 1013 01:31:04,645 --> 01:31:07,315 Mighty fine. Grab a cup, boys. This round's on me. 1014 01:31:29,754 --> 01:31:32,255 Here you go, all polished and everything. 1015 01:31:32,256 --> 01:31:34,257 Ain't that a beauty? Look at that, honey. 1016 01:31:34,258 --> 01:31:36,176 Looks like it's brand new. 1017 01:31:36,177 --> 01:31:39,180 - Hi, my nigga, how are you? - What's up, nigga? 1018 01:31:39,597 --> 01:31:44,560 - Where you been, man? - I can't do it myself. That's a little better. 1019 01:32:01,797 --> 01:32:06,060 ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot, ♪ 1020 01:32:06,097 --> 01:32:09,560 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home, ♪ 1021 01:32:09,597 --> 01:32:14,560 ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot, ♪ 1022 01:32:14,597 --> 01:32:17,960 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home. ♪ 1023 01:32:19,597 --> 01:32:24,560 ♪ I looked over Jordan, and what did I see, ♪ 1024 01:32:24,597 --> 01:32:27,560 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home? ♪ 1025 01:32:27,597 --> 01:32:32,560 ♪ A band of angels coming after me, ♪ 1026 01:32:32,597 --> 01:32:35,560 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home. ♪ 1027 01:32:35,597 --> 01:32:40,560 ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot, ♪ 1028 01:32:40,597 --> 01:32:43,560 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home, ♪ 1029 01:32:43,597 --> 01:32:48,560 ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot, ♪ 1030 01:32:48,597 --> 01:32:52,560 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home. ♪ 1031 01:33:09,597 --> 01:33:13,560 ♪ If you get there before I do, ♪ 1032 01:33:13,597 --> 01:33:17,560 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home, ♪ 1033 01:33:17,597 --> 01:33:21,560 ♪ Tell all my friends I'm coming too, ♪ 1034 01:33:21,597 --> 01:33:25,560 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home. ♪ 1035 01:33:25,597 --> 01:33:29,560 ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot, ♪ 1036 01:33:29,597 --> 01:33:32,960 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home, ♪ 1037 01:33:32,997 --> 01:33:37,560 ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot, ♪ 1038 01:33:37,597 --> 01:33:41,560 ♪ Coming forth to carry me home. ♪ 1039 01:33:41,597 --> 01:33:46,560 ♪ I said, coming forth to carry me home. ♪ 73928

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