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aAll singing:in
Boob world, boob world.
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It's a world for you,
but it's actually two.
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Boob World!
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[Vocalizes]
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I gotta say, Morty, it's weird
that you wanted me to come,
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but I'm actually
exstyched about it --
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that's excited, stoked,
and psyched.
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I didn't want you to come.
Talk to Rick.
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Truth is, Summer, Boob World's
been at the center
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of a few protests every day
for 30 years,
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so they've recently rebranded as
a boob empowerment experience,
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and if we bring a female,
we get in for free.
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So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can
you're taking to Six Flags?
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No, 'cause once you
get into Six Flags,
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you can throw
your Coke can away.
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No fucking way.
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It can't be.
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Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
Oh, look at that.
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-What is it?
-It's a GoTron ferret.
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It's not a GoTron ferret,
Morty.
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It's the blue
GoTron ferret.
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Boob World is canceled.
No, Rick, no.
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You promised.
You always do this.
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Tell you what, Morty,
I'll let you choose.
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Do you really think
Boob World -
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Yes.
Let me finish.
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Is more important --
Yes.
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Let me finish!
Than have all five
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of the only five GoTron ferrets
in the universe?
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Are you finished?
Yes. So, let's go.
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Summer, help me hook the winch
up to the ferret.
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Sure.
What the hell?!
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You said you were
letting me choose.
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Yeah, whether to break
my fucking heart.
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You chose badly.
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Morty:
That's how it all began.
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To my sister,
it was just another game.
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But what she
didn't know --
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Summer: That was the moment
everything changed.
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Morty:
Wait. What?
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I had gotten my first taste of
respect and my first voiceover.
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I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
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And I knew then and there
I wanted more of both.
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Hello?
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Beth, Jerry,
do something fun with us.
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A giant monster is attacking
in the Nibblenug system.
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Your suits
are in the bathroom.
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Mine smells skeletony.
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I have a chiropractor
appointment.
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What are you
involving us in?
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Rick's been collecting
GoTron ferrets,
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and now that he has all five,
we can combine them into --
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Morty, for Christ's sake
spoilers.
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Spoilers, Morty.
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WE don't need
to sell this to anyone.
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There's a giant
monster attacking.
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In the Nibblenug system.
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Since when does this house
care about alien lives.
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We don't even watch
British television.
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Told you. Let's just get
Gene from next door
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and a homeless guy.
No. Hold on.
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Fuck Gene.
Fuck the homeless.
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Your kids and their grandpa
are asking you to do
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an activity with them.
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When did that stop being
a parent's wettest dream?
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I guess around the time
our family created
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a giant incest baby,
and the government
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launched it into space.
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Oh my God, we made a giant
incest baby.
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Oh my God,
you might be a clone.
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I exist because you guys
failed to abort me.
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We get the family we get,
not the one we want.
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And if you want to keep
the one you got,
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get your asses into
some anime spacesuits.
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-Fair enough.
-Okay.
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Good work, Summer Camp.
Yeah.
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I'm exci-toked
about this.
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Sure you are -- now.
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Morty:
Something new was forming,
and I was at the bottom of it.
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Summer:
I let Morty have his voiceover.
It's really all he had left.
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Okay, can you hear me
or not?
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Do you mean can I, Summer,
hear you?
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No. My voiceover
can hear your voiceover.
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What's the difference?
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One would be telepathy,
dumbass.
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Now what?
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Now, we --
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All:
Go, Team GoTron!
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♪
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Where are we zip-lining through
futuristic metallic tunnels to?
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Each robot ferret is at a
different location on Earth.
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You're going to the center
of a volcano.
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Thank you?
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Okay, well,
this isn't not fun.
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Regroup on me.
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I'll shoot a portal
to Nibblenug.
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Did I just monorail
from my kitchen to Hawaii
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just to regroup in outer space
above my kitchen?
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Uh, Summer?
It's cool, Dad. Shut up.
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♪
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Everybody,
attack one at a time!
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Is that
the best way to --
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Tee up something awesome?
Yes. Follow me.
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Guys, we did our best,
but there's only one hope.
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Activating link-dock.
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Inter-Morphs -- rad-ified.
PostiTrinos -- maximized.
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♪
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Holy shit, I-I can't believe
this is working.
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Go, go, team!
It's GoTron time!
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♪
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Oh, my God.
Hell yes!
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This is amazing!
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Okay, now we can
knock it around a little bit,
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but trust me, we're still
building to something.
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How do we --
Just hit buttons.
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we're too big to fail.
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♪
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I kicked him!
That was me, right?
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Morty: Uppercut!
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I can't believe I almost
went to the chiropractor!
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I've been waiting
a long time for this.
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Form Luminous Energy Sword!
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That's your ass,
Mamma Jamma.
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[ All talking ]
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[ All talking ]
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Morty: These were
the good times,
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when we felt like
we could do anything.
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But anything
is never quite everything.
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And pretty soon...
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That was nothing -- nothing
compared to what we can do.
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There are infinite universes
where I still don't have
all five ferrets.
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Th-th-those versions of me
would do anything
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to complete
their collections.
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Okay, but Rick, remember what
you told me to remind you?
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Sometimes, enough is...
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Sometimes,
enough is enough.
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Morty, what are you doing?
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He gets obsessed, Summer -
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When are you going
to find your shame?
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I have more.
Grandpa just gave
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everybody the high point
of their lives,
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and before he did,
every single one of you
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was trying to talk him
out of it.
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Wait. Yeah.
Wha-wha-what the fuck!
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Now, he says we can go higher,
and big surprise,
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it's time to
drag him down again.
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Well, I vote --
No voting.
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No debate.
It's not a democracy.
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It's a Rickpublic.
You're in or you're out.
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Obviously, I'm in.
I never said I wasn't in.
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Me, neither.
Tell us what we're doing next.
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Uh, I want to put together
a cookout.
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That's it? I was honestly
prepared to blow someone.
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-Jerry.
-I said "prepared"
and "someone."
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♪
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Morty: Rick invited five
versions of our family
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from different universes,
each with incomplete GoTrons.
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I didn't have anyone
to talk to,
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since the other four Mortys
had been to Boob World.
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Did you walk
on the beach?
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The beach that's all boobs?
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No, the beach
that's all sand.
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Yes, the boob one!
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Rick was in the garage with the
heads of the five families.
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Ugh, and Summer.
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Summer:
In that first sit-down,
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it was Big Fat Rick,
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Ricardo Montaya,
Hot Head Rick --
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he got that name because he was
prone to dramatic outbursts -
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and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up,
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who was always great
at the end of a meeting.
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At the head of it all,
me and Grandpa Rick.
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Now, don't get
me wrong, C137,
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we're happy
for your good fortune.
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But we did not
travel to your universe
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just to have it rubbed
in our faces.
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Come on, Big Fat Rick,
you know your face
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is too small
to rub anything on.
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My face is the same size
as yours.
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Wow. Huh. Hold on.
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I'll be damned.
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You're so fat
you're an optical illusion.
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Summer, give 'em the pitch.
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We're offering to help
each of your families
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complete their
full GoTrons.
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In exchange
for some concessions.
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Ever since I was a little boy
in the slums,
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I have dreamed of having
a complete GoTron.
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But concessions?
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I hope you mean
the kind from a counter.
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I hope she means
ice cream!
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We'd like you
to relocate your families
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to this universe,
and let me make some
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modifications
to the GoTrons --
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in the interest of us
all working together.
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Want to know
what I think?
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Sure, Hothead Rick, just don't
unexpectedly fly off the handle.
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I think you guys
got a lot of nerve
acting better than us!
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This is the family that made
a giant incest baby!
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Had the government
launch it into space!
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It's still floatin' around
out there somewhere!
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Are we ever gonna
live that down?
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If I get a full GoTron,
it won't be by kissing your ass,
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it'll be by taking
what's mine -- yours!
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Hey! Gross!
No need.
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And you were driving...
a ferret?
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We all are, moron!
Give me key!
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You'll regret this,
you level-headed fucks.
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Obviously, we predicted
that might happen,
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which is why we have
Yo-Yo Rick on standby.
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Anybody got beef
with Yo-Yo?
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[ All murmur ]
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Some people think he's lame,
but to me,
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he's lame in a cool way
because he owns it.
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Cool. That concludes business.
Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up?
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Raise 'em up, boys!
Oh-pah!
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Summer: And so, we helped
our people find their ferrets.
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How they got them,
not our problem.
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Then, we got down
to business.
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Here's how it worked --
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if a giant monster
attacked your planet,
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we all got the alert.
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Man:
♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's ♪
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♪ Got a plate of spaghetti
for the takin' ♪
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♪ Papa pia's got a great big
robot that he's makin' ♪
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♪ I got the moon
in both my eyes ♪
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♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie,
hey! ♪
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♪ A bit of pasta with some anime
combined, yeah ♪
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We formed
five GoTrons.
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And those GoTrons
formed the GoGoTron.
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All: Go, GoGoTron!
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♪
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Man:
♪ Take it away, boys! ♪
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Rick: I will never
get sick of this!
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If you were a giant monster
at that time, in our universe,
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you never had a chance.
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Man: ♪ A bit of pasta
with some anime combined ♪
247
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♪ 'Cause we're two genres, but
each one is intertwined, yeah ♪
248
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,770
Mine needs a weapon
like a Yo-Yo.
249
00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:39,970
And a Yo-Yo on the chest.
Are you listening to me?
250
00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,770
I-I need you to respect
this partnership.
251
00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,370
I kept Rick removed
from the ugly stuff.
252
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,770
If you got in his way,
I got you out of the way.
253
00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,600
And that made more room
to move up.
254
00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:51,374
The head of my right arm.
255
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,970
Morty: Me? I ended up the left
foot of the left foot --
256
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,530
I guess because our robot
didn't have an asshole.
257
00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,927
Summer:
Well, it had one.
258
00:09:58,066 --> 00:10:00,096
Bitch! When are you gonna
stop breaking my balls?
259
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,533
You win, okay?
260
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,197
We're not competing, Morty.
And there's your answer.
261
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,473
I could move you up if I could
trust you to put family first.
262
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,200
H-how is that
putting family first?
263
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,603
Show me all the blueprints!
Show me all the blueprints!
264
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,534
I agree.
That's an issue.
265
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,467
Big Fat Rick, his flask stays
full or your locker gets empty.
Thanks.
266
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,100
I know it feels good
when he likes you,
267
00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:18,373
but that doesn't mean
him liking you makes you good.
268
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,430
Solid babble, Morty -- like a
fortune cookie written by Borat.
269
00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,767
Yeah, I'm not
as smart as you.
270
00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,100
That's why I know
you know what I mean.
271
00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,933
You mean, if I really
loved my family,
272
00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:28,196
I'd give control of it back
to your jealous ass.
273
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,803
Green Ferret Four needs a wash,
and we're out of detergent.
274
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,174
I just bought a box.
275
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,000
And Grandpa snorted it because
you make him feel fenced in.
276
00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,733
Rick: Sum-Sum?
277
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,470
Get two boxes.
278
00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,873
one of the planets we saved,
279
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,170
and built a secret nightclub
on it,
280
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,600
a place no enemies
could find us --
281
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,104
unless you count
my brother.
282
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,633
Morty: I didn't even have
my own ferret anymore.
283
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,027
Summer made me
something called
284
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,526
an "associate
security chief" --
285
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,767
whatever the hell
that means.
286
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,270
Rick:
Look at this guy.
287
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,600
And look at this guy.
Look-look at this guy over here.
288
00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,074
[ Vocalizes ]
289
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,500
Oh, there she is!
My Baby Princess!
290
00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,603
Get up here.
Stop the music.
291
00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:09,634
This. Is. Our. Queef --
O-our Queen.
292
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,097
She saved my life.
She-she set me free.
293
00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,973
We wouldn't have what we have
without this crazy bitch.
294
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,630
And she's got
a special announcement.
295
00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,497
Summer, tell 'em wha-what
we talked about.
296
00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:19,703
Now? I don't think --
297
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,204
Okay, I'll do it.
God damn.
298
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,033
Morty: The new job
did have some perks --
299
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,426
like, I got to be around
the night Summer realized
300
00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,927
she was in
over her head.
301
00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:30,126
Okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets,
which means I need 10 more,
302
00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:33,326
and then four of you
get your own GoGoTron,
303
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,597
and 20%of you
get a GoTron,
304
00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:40,004
'cause we're all gonna have
a fucking GoGoGoTron.
305
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,433
He's very excited.
Um...
306
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,027
Oh-pah!
307
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,200
I hate my family.
308
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,033
You should.
309
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,326
Get in.
310
00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,597
How's it going with
your grandpa's compulsiveness?
311
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:56,134
Is your sister
still enabling it? Huh?
312
00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,866
Who are you people?
313
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,800
Let's just say we're
the rightful owners
of these ferrets.
314
00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:02,204
Then, why were they scattered,
and buried across the universe?
315
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,203
We mean in a more general,
cultural sense. Arrrgh!
316
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,533
What your Grandpa did
is called "appropriation."
317
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,467
Not cool!
Hunnnnngh!
318
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,800
Look, Morty,
we've been watching.
319
00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,674
We know you're the one
that knows what's best.
320
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,430
Work with us
from the inside.
321
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,127
Help us take over
this operation.
322
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,696
We're literally designed for it.
Mm-hmmmmmm!
323
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,004
Nobody will know
it was you.
324
00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:22,603
Then, you can get back
to what's important.
325
00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:24,034
Are those Boob Bucks?
326
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:28,466
Legal tender at every kiosk
and ride! Huuunh!
327
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,100
I can't.
328
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,373
Summer's treating me like shit,
but she's still my sister.
329
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000
That's really noble, Morty.
330
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,003
If you were in our family,
your loyalty would be rewarded.
331
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,933
But you're not in our family,
which means we can kill you.
332
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,266
Oh, yeah?
333
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,300
Morty: And sure enough,
just when I stuck my neck out
334
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:53,633
for the family,
it got stomped on anyway.
335
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,697
-Dad!
-Mom! Dad!
336
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,427
Hothead Rick, baby!
337
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,667
[ Screams ]
338
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,170
I set myself
up for that!
339
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,130
[ Screams ]
340
00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,826
-What the hell happened?!
-Hothead Rick.
341
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,097
How did he get
so close to us?
342
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,603
Morty was supposed
to be security!
343
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,704
-Morty?
-I-I-I stepped away, alright?
344
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,004
But-but not to
let that happen!
345
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,973
Morty, we're not
attractive strangers
346
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,470
next to you
on a flight to Paris,
347
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,300
traveling alone
to get over a breakup,
348
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,873
so this is no time
to be coy!
349
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,300
-Oh...pah.
-Lil' Ricky.
350
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,803
I'm all wrapped up,
Summer.
351
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,874
Guys, I know you don't trust me,
but what have we become?
352
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,330
Why are we
doing this anymore?
353
00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,027
Because it's fun,
you little rat.
354
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,696
Now go home,
and play video games
355
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,334
while we clean up
these bodies,
356
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,027
or your mother and I will hire
people to break your knees!
357
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,666
This is $16,000
we got from the deep state
358
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,200
for stepping on
that trailer park.
359
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,273
That should be enough for school
lunch and home repairs.
360
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,970
Now, I gotta
turn my back on you.
361
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,600
No!
362
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,934
Summer:
With Morty out of the way,
things were looking up.
363
00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,866
But looks
aren't everything.
364
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,870
Hi, Summer. Um, my cockpit's
not getting Wi-Fi.
365
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,630
Dad, you know that's not
what I do around here.
366
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,697
Oh, I'm not your Dad.
I'm a version of him.
367
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,074
This is my first day here,
368
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,830
and I-I'm not sure
what you do around here.
369
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,997
Then fuck off.
Oh, fuck you.
370
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,133
Excuse me?
I want your ID.
371
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,870
Mom. Are you Mom? Can you
control your rookie Jerrys.
372
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,970
Sweetie, we're all
a little overwhelmed -
373
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,030
Good point.
You're not a war-time Mom.
374
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,696
Why don't you find
your version of Dad,
375
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,334
and take a break,
take a holiday.
376
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,267
I don't have time to wait for
your confirmation,
377
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,130
so let's just say,
if you're here in 10 minutes,
378
00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:25,866
I'll have you removed.
379
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,800
And then, the GoTrons
make the GoTrons,
380
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,134
make the GoTrons,
make the GoTrons.
381
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:34,026
Couple of snags, but I know
how to speed things up.
382
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,196
Remember when we talked about
how the best thing we could do
383
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,533
for the family is to recruit
outside the family?
384
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,767
Yes. Way ahead of you.
385
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,300
Summer, I want you
to meet Kendra.
386
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,773
She's from
a temp agency.
387
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,770
She's got an entire workforce
ready to go,
388
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,630
and all of them have previous
giant robot pilot experience.
389
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,527
So, we'll be ready to go
ahead of schedule.
390
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,267
Well, I don't know
about that but --
391
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,430
Well, Kendra knows. So...
392
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,027
So....
393
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,703
You here
to break my legs?
394
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,834
No. We're here to talk
shit about your sister,
395
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,067
because she just
fired us.
396
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,830
-You're kidding.
-Arrogant little bitch.
397
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,797
Should we clip her?
No. She's not worth doing time.
398
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,504
You wouldn't do time.
You brought her into the world.
399
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,773
So, I can
take her out.
400
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,970
You thought there was
an actual law?
401
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,670
It's a joke
mothers say.
402
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,600
What kind of fucked up world
have you been living in?
403
00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:18,504
Uh, one where your mother
murdering you
404
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,833
isn't a
comedic premise?
405
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,667
Guys, there's a little
adjustment period,
406
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,200
but pretty soon, you're gonna
to return to normal,
407
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,673
and you're not going to
want to kill Summer.
408
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,870
You're not even gonna
be mad at her.
409
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,430
Nah, fuck her.
She's my enemy.
410
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,597
Should we kill ourselves, so we
can get to hell before her,
411
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,104
and hide near
the entrance?
412
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,303
I like that.
413
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,433
Rick fired me.
414
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,127
[ Both consoling ]
415
00:15:37,266 --> 00:15:38,526
I'm sorry.
416
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,697
Are you okay, baby?
What happened to us?
417
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,174
We lost our minds.
418
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,770
I did it.
Morty was right.
419
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,800
I got addicted
to making Grandpa happy.
420
00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,104
It's only because
your Grandpa
421
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,703
inflates the value
of his happiness.
422
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,174
That's a good point.
I mean, look at me.
423
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,430
I'm easy to make happy,
which is why
424
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,027
nobody gives a shit
if I am.
425
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,766
I appreciate it, but there's
something else too.
426
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,170
I've been really sensitive
about family lately
427
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,670
because of something
I've been keeping secret.
428
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,930
Okay. Who's on
the Supreme Court,
429
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,326
and what state
do we live in?
430
00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:05,727
It's been years
since I've thought about this.
431
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,327
No, I'm not pregnant.
432
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,927
But as you guys recall, and as a
lot of people keep bringing up,
433
00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,966
Morty and I did accidentally
create a giant incest baby,
434
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,830
which the government
did launch into space.
435
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,967
And I'm not sure
how to tell you this,
436
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,600
but it is still alive, and I
have been in contact with it.
437
00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,174
There were soldiers waiting for
me outside school last month.
438
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,270
They took me to the Pentagon,
and briefed me.
439
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,770
And from there, I was shuttled
to a secret base on Mars.
440
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,770
They had captured him,
and wanted to see
441
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,000
if he'd respond to me,
instinctively, being his mother.
442
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,433
And he sure did.
443
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,697
But what they didn't expect
was that I'd respond to him.
444
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,204
I was supposed to help
discipline him,
445
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,373
so they could turn him into
the ultimate weapon.
446
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,970
Instead, I trained him to love,
to believe in himself,
447
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,100
and finally,
to escape.
448
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,933
The government doesn't want
anyone to know it happened,
449
00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,526
but it's only a matter of time
before the story comes out.
450
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,267
And when it does, all we're
going to have is each other.
451
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,270
And you guys are a couple,
and Rick has Morty,
452
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,770
but I'm the odd one out
453
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,500
So, I wanted to make sure
we stuck together.
454
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,833
But instead, I drove us apart,
and Rick replaced me
455
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,927
with an anime girl,
so all I've got is myself
456
00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:10,766
and my giant, tortured,
government-trained rogue
457
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:14,470
incest monster baby
out there in space somewhere.
458
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,470
Oh, baby.
What the fuck.
459
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,600
And then, you have to wonder,
what else are they doing
with our taxes?
460
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,334
Wait. Summer,
what did you just say?
461
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,527
Morty, a lot.
462
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,967
He replaced you with
an anime girl?
463
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,700
Big eyes?
Plus signs for teeth?
464
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,774
Ends sentences with weird sounds
that don't fit?
465
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,430
Yeah. That's going to be
his whole crew now.
466
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:32,097
And they're about to run their
first test on the GoGoGoTron.
467
00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,933
Those people want
to steal the robots.
468
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,926
Th-they're gonna kill Rick.
He's all alone.
469
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:37,426
We-we-we've got
to go save him.
470
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,127
Right.
Or... you know, fuck him.
471
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,996
I'm good with that.
Yeah, fuck him.
472
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:44,633
Guys, a great leader once told
me you get the family you get.
473
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:50,267
♪
474
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,530
Rick:
Alright. It works. Now, we just
got to find a giant monster.
475
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,427
My sensors have
picked one up, Rick.
476
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,927
Okay. Okay
Lock onto its location.
477
00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,126
Yeah, got it.
478
00:17:58,266 --> 00:17:59,366
Oh, it's you!
479
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,700
Huh?
480
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,104
What the hell is this?
481
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,403
Thanks for making
the biggest robot ever, Rick.
482
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,473
We'll take it from here.
483
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,200
You little assholes!
484
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,833
You son of a bitch!
485
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:16,527
♪
486
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,727
Lock a load, boys.
487
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,100
Say "hello"
to my little me.
488
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,603
[ Gun Rick
says "bang" repeatedly" ]
489
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:30,034
[ Laughs ]
490
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,826
Give up, old man.
The G3 is ours.
491
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:35,997
And last I checked,
your "family"
492
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,873
wasn't coming
to save you, hmm?
493
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,630
Giant Invest Baby:
Go go goo goo.
494
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,427
Holy mother of mercy!
495
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,527
My God.
It's beautiful.
496
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:50,427
♪
497
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,197
Yeah! Family!
498
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,103
-Is that --
-It's exactly what
it looks like. Yes.
499
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,103
Congrats, man.
I see the resemblance.
500
00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:01,333
Form the Energy Sword!
Activate the Goddamn sword!
501
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,567
Oh, man, the sword. Maybe we
didn't think this through.
502
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,000
They're not actually gonna
attack a space baby, are they?
503
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,603
I never thought I'd be
the one to say this,
504
00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,504
but you need to watch
more anime, Mom.
505
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,433
Whoa, easy now,
Naruto.
506
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,867
[ All yell ]
507
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:18,597
Bahbah go bye-bye!
508
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,127
[ All scream ]
509
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,126
Kendra: What the hell
is wrong with you people?!
510
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,626
You just have
an incest space monster
in your back pocket, huh?
511
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,097
Welcome to
the Smith family.
512
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,473
[ Yells ]
513
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,800
Shit. Put that down, Naruto.
Your great-grandpa is in there.
514
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:36,204
What do you say?
One last zipline?
515
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:47,873
Incest space baby.
Nicely done.
516
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,800
Morty: After that, things pretty
much went back to normal --
517
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,334
some version of it, anyway.
518
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,927
Rick said GoTrons were lame
little kid bullshit,
519
00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:56,966
and we never talked
about them again.
520
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,370
Summer:
Except all those gigantic space
bugs were still runnin' loose,
521
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,000
and there were no GoTrons left
to fight them.
522
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,273
Morty: Yeah, millions die
every day.
523
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,470
Summer: But you want to know
what they could never kill?
524
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,670
Family.
525
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,200
-Where's Jerry?
-Help!
526
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,503
Help! I'm still out here!
527
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,003
[ Yells ]
528
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,673
Morty: Yep, nothing's
more important than--
529
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,470
Hey! Hey!
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
530
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,830
Ugh!
531
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,597
And just like that, I knew
our goose was as cooked as --
532
00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:26,004
Voiceovarians. Ugh.
533
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,933
♪ Magic sights,
exciting sounds ♪
534
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:32,426
♪ Come day or night,
and feel around ♪
535
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,197
♪ This is the world
for you ♪
536
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:40,104
♪ No matter where
you've ever been ♪
537
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:45,603
♪ This is the place
your life begiii-i-ins ♪
538
00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,274
♪ Boob World ♪
539
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,830
♪ Boob World ♪
540
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,197
♪ It's a world for you,
but it's actually two ♪
541
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:55,233
♪ Boob Wo-o-orld ♪
542
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,527
Samansky,
you're late!
543
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,767
Won't happen again, sir!
544
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,170
[ All talking ]
545
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,730
Bugs,. Look to your left.
Now, look to your right.
546
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,167
None of you are coming back.
Not one.
547
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,330
In the entire history
of this program,
548
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,697
not a single bug
has returned.
549
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,104
Alright. Bring it in!
550
00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:12,003
What are we?
-Normal-sized bugs!
551
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,103
-What do we do?
-Travel through
an interdimensional
552
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,033
gateway to a planet
with tiny people!
553
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,796
-Why do we do it?
-To spread the cure for AIDS!
554
00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,034
Hey, Sarge, how do we know if
these little people
555
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,126
can understand us?
556
00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,026
I mean, do these even
speak Buganese?
557
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,166
Funny, Palicki.
That's why we say it very loud.
558
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,600
Guys, you'll still be the same
civilized bug on their side.
559
00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:32,104
It's not like
interdimensional travel
560
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,873
strips us of our clothes,
and makes us screaming monsters.
561
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Or maybe it does.
It's impossible to know.
562
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,573
Now, get out of here!
563
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,970
My clothes --
where'd they go?
564
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,030
Man: Did you get any of that?
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