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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,267 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,266 --> 00:00:15,826 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,427 aAll singing:in Boob world, boob world. 4 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:20,267 It's a world for you, but it's actually two. 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,100 Boob World! 6 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:23,773 [Vocalizes] 7 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,600 I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, 8 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,504 but I'm actually exstyched about it -- 9 00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:28,703 that's excited, stoked, and psyched. 10 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:30,174 I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick. 11 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:32,030 Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center 12 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,366 of a few protests every day for 30 years, 13 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,600 so they've recently rebranded as a boob empowerment experience, 14 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:39,274 and if we bring a female, we get in for free. 15 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,700 So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags? 16 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,434 No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, 17 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:44,927 you can throw your Coke can away. 18 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:46,266 No fucking way. 19 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,800 It can't be. 20 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:52,270 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Oh, look at that. 21 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,670 -What is it? -It's a GoTron ferret. 22 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,600 It's not a GoTron ferret, Morty. 23 00:00:55,734 --> 00:00:58,534 It's the blue GoTron ferret. 24 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,900 Boob World is canceled. No, Rick, no. 25 00:01:02,033 --> 00:01:03,733 You promised. You always do this. 26 00:01:03,867 --> 00:01:05,397 Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose. 27 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:06,603 Do you really think Boob World - 28 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,104 Yes. Let me finish. 29 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:09,273 Is more important -- Yes. 30 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,800 Let me finish! Than have all five 31 00:01:10,934 --> 00:01:13,334 of the only five GoTron ferrets in the universe? 32 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:15,197 Are you finished? Yes. So, let's go. 33 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:17,103 Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret. 34 00:01:17,233 --> 00:01:18,333 Sure. What the hell?! 35 00:01:18,467 --> 00:01:19,667 You said you were letting me choose. 36 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,800 Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart. 37 00:01:21,934 --> 00:01:23,334 You chose badly. 38 00:01:23,467 --> 00:01:24,867 Morty: That's how it all began. 39 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,870 To my sister, it was just another game. 40 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,530 But what she didn't know -- 41 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:30,097 Summer: That was the moment everything changed. 42 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:31,633 Morty: Wait. What? 43 00:01:31,767 --> 00:01:33,827 I had gotten my first taste of respect and my first voiceover. 44 00:01:33,967 --> 00:01:35,497 I can hear you. Can you hear me? 45 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:37,773 And I knew then and there I wanted more of both. 46 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:38,970 Hello? 47 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:48,570 ♪ 48 00:01:50,433 --> 00:02:00,103 ♪ 49 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:07,603 ♪ 50 00:02:11,066 --> 00:02:12,766 Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us. 51 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,800 A giant monster is attacking in the Nibblenug system. 52 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,204 Your suits are in the bathroom. 53 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,433 Mine smells skeletony. 54 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:18,767 I have a chiropractor appointment. 55 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,030 What are you involving us in? 56 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:21,866 Rick's been collecting GoTron ferrets, 57 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,700 and now that he has all five, we can combine them into -- 58 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:25,104 Morty, for Christ's sake spoilers. 59 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:26,333 Spoilers, Morty. 60 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:27,597 WE don't need to sell this to anyone. 61 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:29,174 There's a giant monster attacking. 62 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,100 In the Nibblenug system. 63 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:33,103 Since when does this house care about alien lives. 64 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:34,933 We don't even watch British television. 65 00:02:35,066 --> 00:02:36,696 Told you. Let's just get Gene from next door 66 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:38,374 and a homeless guy. No. Hold on. 67 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,770 Fuck Gene. Fuck the homeless. 68 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,930 Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do 69 00:02:42,066 --> 00:02:43,166 an activity with them. 70 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,770 When did that stop being a parent's wettest dream? 71 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,700 I guess around the time our family created 72 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,634 a giant incest baby, and the government 73 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:49,927 launched it into space. 74 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:51,766 Oh my God, we made a giant incest baby. 75 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,430 Oh my God, you might be a clone. 76 00:02:53,567 --> 00:02:55,367 I exist because you guys failed to abort me. 77 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,430 We get the family we get, not the one we want. 78 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:58,827 And if you want to keep the one you got, 79 00:02:58,967 --> 00:03:01,497 get your asses into some anime spacesuits. 80 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:03,603 -Fair enough. -Okay. 81 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:04,834 Good work, Summer Camp. Yeah. 82 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,927 I'm exci-toked about this. 83 00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:08,766 Sure you are -- now. 84 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,500 Morty: Something new was forming, and I was at the bottom of it. 85 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:14,603 Summer: I let Morty have his voiceover. It's really all he had left. 86 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:15,974 Okay, can you hear me or not? 87 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,600 Do you mean can I, Summer, hear you? 88 00:03:17,734 --> 00:03:19,474 No. My voiceover can hear your voiceover. 89 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,670 What's the difference? 90 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,470 One would be telepathy, dumbass. 91 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,930 Now what? 92 00:03:24,066 --> 00:03:25,196 Now, we -- 93 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:26,933 All: Go, Team GoTron! 94 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:32,273 ♪ 95 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,800 Where are we zip-lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to? 96 00:03:35,934 --> 00:03:37,934 Each robot ferret is at a different location on Earth. 97 00:03:38,066 --> 00:03:40,096 You're going to the center of a volcano. 98 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,333 Thank you? 99 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:49,027 ♪ 100 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:56,766 ♪ 101 00:03:56,900 --> 00:04:04,330 ♪ 102 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:11,767 ♪ 103 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,930 Okay, well, this isn't not fun. 104 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:14,926 Regroup on me. 105 00:04:15,066 --> 00:04:16,596 I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug. 106 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,174 Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii 107 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,300 just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen? 108 00:04:20,433 --> 00:04:22,133 Uh, Summer? It's cool, Dad. Shut up. 109 00:04:22,266 --> 00:04:30,426 ♪ 110 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:31,667 Everybody, attack one at a time! 111 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,970 Is that the best way to -- 112 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:38,770 Tee up something awesome? Yes. Follow me. 113 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,200 Guys, we did our best, but there's only one hope. 114 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:42,673 Activating link-dock. 115 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,700 Inter-Morphs -- rad-ified. PostiTrinos -- maximized. 116 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:54,434 ♪ 117 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,597 Holy shit, I-I can't believe this is working. 118 00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:58,804 Go, go, team! It's GoTron time! 119 00:04:58,934 --> 00:05:03,204 ♪ 120 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,833 Oh, my God. Hell yes! 121 00:05:05,967 --> 00:05:06,997 This is amazing! 122 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:08,603 Okay, now we can knock it around a little bit, 123 00:05:08,734 --> 00:05:09,774 but trust me, we're still building to something. 124 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,130 How do we -- Just hit buttons. 125 00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:12,326 we're too big to fail. 126 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:15,527 ♪ 127 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,197 I kicked him! That was me, right? 128 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,673 Morty: Uppercut! 129 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,770 I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor! 130 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,600 I've been waiting a long time for this. 131 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:25,774 Form Luminous Energy Sword! 132 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,530 That's your ass, Mamma Jamma. 133 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:34,697 [ All talking ] 134 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,370 [ All talking ] 135 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:43,097 Morty: These were the good times, 136 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:45,133 when we felt like we could do anything. 137 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:47,966 But anything is never quite everything. 138 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,370 And pretty soon... 139 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,870 That was nothing -- nothing compared to what we can do. 140 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,930 There are infinite universes where I still don't have all five ferrets. 141 00:05:55,066 --> 00:05:56,696 Th-th-those versions of me would do anything 142 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,304 to complete their collections. 143 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:00,533 Okay, but Rick, remember what you told me to remind you? 144 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:01,927 Sometimes, enough is... 145 00:06:02,066 --> 00:06:03,696 Sometimes, enough is enough. 146 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:05,104 Morty, what are you doing? 147 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:06,403 He gets obsessed, Summer - 148 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,603 When are you going to find your shame? 149 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,074 I have more. Grandpa just gave 150 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,930 everybody the high point of their lives, 151 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,966 and before he did, every single one of you 152 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,430 was trying to talk him out of it. 153 00:06:14,567 --> 00:06:15,927 Wait. Yeah. Wha-wha-what the fuck! 154 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:18,596 Now, he says we can go higher, and big surprise, 155 00:06:18,734 --> 00:06:19,774 it's time to drag him down again. 156 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,200 Well, I vote -- No voting. 157 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:22,673 No debate. It's not a democracy. 158 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,530 It's a Rickpublic. You're in or you're out. 159 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:26,497 Obviously, I'm in. I never said I wasn't in. 160 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:28,503 Me, neither. Tell us what we're doing next. 161 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:30,103 Uh, I want to put together a cookout. 162 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:32,633 That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone. 163 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,427 -Jerry. -I said "prepared" and "someone." 164 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:41,497 ♪ 165 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:43,303 Morty: Rick invited five versions of our family 166 00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:45,933 from different universes, each with incomplete GoTrons. 167 00:06:46,066 --> 00:06:47,696 I didn't have anyone to talk to, 168 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:49,774 since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World. 169 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,200 Did you walk on the beach? 170 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,433 The beach that's all boobs? 171 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:53,827 No, the beach that's all sand. 172 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:55,367 Yes, the boob one! 173 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,830 Rick was in the garage with the heads of the five families. 174 00:06:57,967 --> 00:06:59,267 Ugh, and Summer. 175 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,500 Summer: In that first sit-down, 176 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:01,703 it was Big Fat Rick, 177 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,504 Ricardo Montaya, Hot Head Rick -- 178 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:06,103 he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts - 179 00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:07,573 and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up, 180 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,100 who was always great at the end of a meeting. 181 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:11,373 At the head of it all, me and Grandpa Rick. 182 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,530 Now, don't get me wrong, C137, 183 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,097 we're happy for your good fortune. 184 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:16,833 But we did not travel to your universe 185 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,497 just to have it rubbed in our faces. 186 00:07:18,633 --> 00:07:20,303 Come on, Big Fat Rick, you know your face 187 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:21,633 is too small to rub anything on. 188 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:23,927 My face is the same size as yours. 189 00:07:24,066 --> 00:07:25,996 Wow. Huh. Hold on. 190 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:27,273 I'll be damned. 191 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,100 You're so fat you're an optical illusion. 192 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:30,473 Summer, give 'em the pitch. 193 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,830 We're offering to help each of your families 194 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:34,327 complete their full GoTrons. 195 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:35,997 In exchange for some concessions. 196 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:38,433 Ever since I was a little boy in the slums, 197 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:40,367 I have dreamed of having a complete GoTron. 198 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,630 But concessions? 199 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:43,767 I hope you mean the kind from a counter. 200 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,670 I hope she means ice cream! 201 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,600 We'd like you to relocate your families 202 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,134 to this universe, and let me make some 203 00:07:49,266 --> 00:07:50,626 modifications to the GoTrons -- 204 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:52,597 in the interest of us all working together. 205 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:54,134 Want to know what I think? 206 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,296 Sure, Hothead Rick, just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle. 207 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:59,333 I think you guys got a lot of nerve acting better than us! 208 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,497 This is the family that made a giant incest baby! 209 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,203 Had the government launch it into space! 210 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,073 It's still floatin' around out there somewhere! 211 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,830 Are we ever gonna live that down? 212 00:08:06,967 --> 00:08:08,997 If I get a full GoTron, it won't be by kissing your ass, 213 00:08:09,133 --> 00:08:12,103 it'll be by taking what's mine -- yours! 214 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:13,933 Hey! Gross! No need. 215 00:08:14,066 --> 00:08:16,166 And you were driving... a ferret? 216 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,600 We all are, moron! Give me key! 217 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,730 You'll regret this, you level-headed fucks. 218 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,933 Obviously, we predicted that might happen, 219 00:08:30,066 --> 00:08:31,866 which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby. 220 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,270 Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo? 221 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,500 [ All murmur ] 222 00:08:34,633 --> 00:08:35,833 Some people think he's lame, but to me, 223 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:37,767 he's lame in a cool way because he owns it. 224 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,500 Cool. That concludes business. Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up? 225 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:42,973 Raise 'em up, boys! Oh-pah! 226 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,800 Summer: And so, we helped our people find their ferrets. 227 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:48,334 How they got them, not our problem. 228 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:49,697 Then, we got down to business. 229 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:51,174 Here's how it worked -- 230 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,130 if a giant monster attacked your planet, 231 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,526 we all got the alert. 232 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,467 Man: ♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's ♪ 233 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,800 ♪ Got a plate of spaghetti for the takin' ♪ 234 00:08:58,934 --> 00:09:02,934 ♪ Papa pia's got a great big robot that he's makin' ♪ 235 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:06,226 ♪ I got the moon in both my eyes ♪ 236 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:08,827 ♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie, hey! ♪ 237 00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:12,927 ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined, yeah ♪ 238 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:15,096 We formed five GoTrons. 239 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:17,603 And those GoTrons formed the GoGoTron. 240 00:09:17,734 --> 00:09:19,374 All: Go, GoGoTron! 241 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,370 ♪ 242 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,600 Man: ♪ Take it away, boys! ♪ 243 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:24,334 Rick: I will never get sick of this! 244 00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:27,367 If you were a giant monster at that time, in our universe, 245 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,970 you never had a chance. 246 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:33,100 Man: ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined ♪ 247 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:36,373 ♪ 'Cause we're two genres, but each one is intertwined, yeah ♪ 248 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,770 Mine needs a weapon like a Yo-Yo. 249 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:39,970 And a Yo-Yo on the chest. Are you listening to me? 250 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,770 I-I need you to respect this partnership. 251 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,370 I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff. 252 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,770 If you got in his way, I got you out of the way. 253 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,600 And that made more room to move up. 254 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:51,374 The head of my right arm. 255 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,970 Morty: Me? I ended up the left foot of the left foot -- 256 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,530 I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole. 257 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,927 Summer: Well, it had one. 258 00:09:58,066 --> 00:10:00,096 Bitch! When are you gonna stop breaking my balls? 259 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,533 You win, okay? 260 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,197 We're not competing, Morty. And there's your answer. 261 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,473 I could move you up if I could trust you to put family first. 262 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,200 H-how is that putting family first? 263 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,603 Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints! 264 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,534 I agree. That's an issue. 265 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,467 Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full or your locker gets empty. Thanks. 266 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,100 I know it feels good when he likes you, 267 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:18,373 but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good. 268 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,430 Solid babble, Morty -- like a fortune cookie written by Borat. 269 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,767 Yeah, I'm not as smart as you. 270 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,100 That's why I know you know what I mean. 271 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,933 You mean, if I really loved my family, 272 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:28,196 I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass. 273 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,803 Green Ferret Four needs a wash, and we're out of detergent. 274 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,174 I just bought a box. 275 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,000 And Grandpa snorted it because you make him feel fenced in. 276 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,733 Rick: Sum-Sum? 277 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,470 Get two boxes. 278 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,873 one of the planets we saved, 279 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,170 and built a secret nightclub on it, 280 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,600 a place no enemies could find us -- 281 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,104 unless you count my brother. 282 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,633 Morty: I didn't even have my own ferret anymore. 283 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,027 Summer made me something called 284 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,526 an "associate security chief" -- 285 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,767 whatever the hell that means. 286 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,270 Rick: Look at this guy. 287 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,600 And look at this guy. Look-look at this guy over here. 288 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,074 [ Vocalizes ] 289 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,500 Oh, there she is! My Baby Princess! 290 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,603 Get up here. Stop the music. 291 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:09,634 This. Is. Our. Queef -- O-our Queen. 292 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,097 She saved my life. She-she set me free. 293 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,973 We wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch. 294 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,630 And she's got a special announcement. 295 00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,497 Summer, tell 'em wha-what we talked about. 296 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:19,703 Now? I don't think -- 297 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,204 Okay, I'll do it. God damn. 298 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,033 Morty: The new job did have some perks -- 299 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,426 like, I got to be around the night Summer realized 300 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,927 she was in over her head. 301 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:30,126 Okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets, which means I need 10 more, 302 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:33,326 and then four of you get your own GoGoTron, 303 00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,597 and 20%of you get a GoTron, 304 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:40,004 'cause we're all gonna have a fucking GoGoGoTron. 305 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,433 He's very excited. Um... 306 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,027 Oh-pah! 307 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,200 I hate my family. 308 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,033 You should. 309 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,326 Get in. 310 00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,597 How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness? 311 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:56,134 Is your sister still enabling it? Huh? 312 00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,866 Who are you people? 313 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,800 Let's just say we're the rightful owners of these ferrets. 314 00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:02,204 Then, why were they scattered, and buried across the universe? 315 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,203 We mean in a more general, cultural sense. Arrrgh! 316 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,533 What your Grandpa did is called "appropriation." 317 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,467 Not cool! Hunnnnngh! 318 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,800 Look, Morty, we've been watching. 319 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,674 We know you're the one that knows what's best. 320 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,430 Work with us from the inside. 321 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,127 Help us take over this operation. 322 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,696 We're literally designed for it. Mm-hmmmmmm! 323 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,004 Nobody will know it was you. 324 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:22,603 Then, you can get back to what's important. 325 00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:24,034 Are those Boob Bucks? 326 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:28,466 Legal tender at every kiosk and ride! Huuunh! 327 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,100 I can't. 328 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,373 Summer's treating me like shit, but she's still my sister. 329 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000 That's really noble, Morty. 330 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,003 If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded. 331 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,933 But you're not in our family, which means we can kill you. 332 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,266 Oh, yeah? 333 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,300 Morty: And sure enough, just when I stuck my neck out 334 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:53,633 for the family, it got stomped on anyway. 335 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,697 -Dad! -Mom! Dad! 336 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,427 Hothead Rick, baby! 337 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,667 [ Screams ] 338 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,170 I set myself up for that! 339 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,130 [ Screams ] 340 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,826 -What the hell happened?! -Hothead Rick. 341 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,097 How did he get so close to us? 342 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,603 Morty was supposed to be security! 343 00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,704 -Morty? -I-I-I stepped away, alright? 344 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,004 But-but not to let that happen! 345 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,973 Morty, we're not attractive strangers 346 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,470 next to you on a flight to Paris, 347 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,300 traveling alone to get over a breakup, 348 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,873 so this is no time to be coy! 349 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,300 -Oh...pah. -Lil' Ricky. 350 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,803 I'm all wrapped up, Summer. 351 00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,874 Guys, I know you don't trust me, but what have we become? 352 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,330 Why are we doing this anymore? 353 00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,027 Because it's fun, you little rat. 354 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,696 Now go home, and play video games 355 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,334 while we clean up these bodies, 356 00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,027 or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees! 357 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,666 This is $16,000 we got from the deep state 358 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,200 for stepping on that trailer park. 359 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,273 That should be enough for school lunch and home repairs. 360 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,970 Now, I gotta turn my back on you. 361 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,600 No! 362 00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,934 Summer: With Morty out of the way, things were looking up. 363 00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,866 But looks aren't everything. 364 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,870 Hi, Summer. Um, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi. 365 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,630 Dad, you know that's not what I do around here. 366 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,697 Oh, I'm not your Dad. I'm a version of him. 367 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,074 This is my first day here, 368 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,830 and I-I'm not sure what you do around here. 369 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,997 Then fuck off. Oh, fuck you. 370 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,133 Excuse me? I want your ID. 371 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,870 Mom. Are you Mom? Can you control your rookie Jerrys. 372 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,970 Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed - 373 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,030 Good point. You're not a war-time Mom. 374 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,696 Why don't you find your version of Dad, 375 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,334 and take a break, take a holiday. 376 00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,267 I don't have time to wait for your confirmation, 377 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,130 so let's just say, if you're here in 10 minutes, 378 00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:25,866 I'll have you removed. 379 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,800 And then, the GoTrons make the GoTrons, 380 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,134 make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons. 381 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:34,026 Couple of snags, but I know how to speed things up. 382 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,196 Remember when we talked about how the best thing we could do 383 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,533 for the family is to recruit outside the family? 384 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,767 Yes. Way ahead of you. 385 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,300 Summer, I want you to meet Kendra. 386 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,773 She's from a temp agency. 387 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,770 She's got an entire workforce ready to go, 388 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,630 and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience. 389 00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,527 So, we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule. 390 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,267 Well, I don't know about that but -- 391 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,430 Well, Kendra knows. So... 392 00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,027 So.... 393 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,703 You here to break my legs? 394 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,834 No. We're here to talk shit about your sister, 395 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,067 because she just fired us. 396 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,830 -You're kidding. -Arrogant little bitch. 397 00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,797 Should we clip her? No. She's not worth doing time. 398 00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,504 You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world. 399 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,773 So, I can take her out. 400 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,970 You thought there was an actual law? 401 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,670 It's a joke mothers say. 402 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,600 What kind of fucked up world have you been living in? 403 00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:18,504 Uh, one where your mother murdering you 404 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,833 isn't a comedic premise? 405 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,667 Guys, there's a little adjustment period, 406 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,200 but pretty soon, you're gonna to return to normal, 407 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,673 and you're not going to want to kill Summer. 408 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,870 You're not even gonna be mad at her. 409 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,430 Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy. 410 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,597 Should we kill ourselves, so we can get to hell before her, 411 00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,104 and hide near the entrance? 412 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,303 I like that. 413 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,433 Rick fired me. 414 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,127 [ Both consoling ] 415 00:15:37,266 --> 00:15:38,526 I'm sorry. 416 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,697 Are you okay, baby? What happened to us? 417 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,174 We lost our minds. 418 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,770 I did it. Morty was right. 419 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,800 I got addicted to making Grandpa happy. 420 00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,104 It's only because your Grandpa 421 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,703 inflates the value of his happiness. 422 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,174 That's a good point. I mean, look at me. 423 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,430 I'm easy to make happy, which is why 424 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,027 nobody gives a shit if I am. 425 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,766 I appreciate it, but there's something else too. 426 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,170 I've been really sensitive about family lately 427 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,670 because of something I've been keeping secret. 428 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,930 Okay. Who's on the Supreme Court, 429 00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,326 and what state do we live in? 430 00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:05,727 It's been years since I've thought about this. 431 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,327 No, I'm not pregnant. 432 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,927 But as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up, 433 00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,966 Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby, 434 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,830 which the government did launch into space. 435 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,967 And I'm not sure how to tell you this, 436 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,600 but it is still alive, and I have been in contact with it. 437 00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,174 There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month. 438 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,270 They took me to the Pentagon, and briefed me. 439 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,770 And from there, I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars. 440 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,770 They had captured him, and wanted to see 441 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,000 if he'd respond to me, instinctively, being his mother. 442 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,433 And he sure did. 443 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,697 But what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him. 444 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,204 I was supposed to help discipline him, 445 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,373 so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon. 446 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,970 Instead, I trained him to love, to believe in himself, 447 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,100 and finally, to escape. 448 00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,933 The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened, 449 00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,526 but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out. 450 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,267 And when it does, all we're going to have is each other. 451 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,270 And you guys are a couple, and Rick has Morty, 452 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,770 but I'm the odd one out 453 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,500 So, I wanted to make sure we stuck together. 454 00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,833 But instead, I drove us apart, and Rick replaced me 455 00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,927 with an anime girl, so all I've got is myself 456 00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:10,766 and my giant, tortured, government-trained rogue 457 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:14,470 incest monster baby out there in space somewhere. 458 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,470 Oh, baby. What the fuck. 459 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,600 And then, you have to wonder, what else are they doing with our taxes? 460 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,334 Wait. Summer, what did you just say? 461 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,527 Morty, a lot. 462 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,967 He replaced you with an anime girl? 463 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,700 Big eyes? Plus signs for teeth? 464 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,774 Ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit? 465 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,430 Yeah. That's going to be his whole crew now. 466 00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:32,097 And they're about to run their first test on the GoGoGoTron. 467 00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,933 Those people want to steal the robots. 468 00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,926 Th-they're gonna kill Rick. He's all alone. 469 00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:37,426 We-we-we've got to go save him. 470 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,127 Right. Or... you know, fuck him. 471 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,996 I'm good with that. Yeah, fuck him. 472 00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:44,633 Guys, a great leader once told me you get the family you get. 473 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:50,267 ♪ 474 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,530 Rick: Alright. It works. Now, we just got to find a giant monster. 475 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,427 My sensors have picked one up, Rick. 476 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,927 Okay. Okay Lock onto its location. 477 00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,126 Yeah, got it. 478 00:17:58,266 --> 00:17:59,366 Oh, it's you! 479 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,700 Huh? 480 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,104 What the hell is this? 481 00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,403 Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick. 482 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,473 We'll take it from here. 483 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,200 You little assholes! 484 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,833 You son of a bitch! 485 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:16,527 ♪ 486 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,727 Lock a load, boys. 487 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,100 Say "hello" to my little me. 488 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,603 [ Gun Rick says "bang" repeatedly" ] 489 00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:30,034 [ Laughs ] 490 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,826 Give up, old man. The G3 is ours. 491 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:35,997 And last I checked, your "family" 492 00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,873 wasn't coming to save you, hmm? 493 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,630 Giant Invest Baby: Go go goo goo. 494 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,427 Holy mother of mercy! 495 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,527 My God. It's beautiful. 496 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:50,427 ♪ 497 00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,197 Yeah! Family! 498 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,103 -Is that -- -It's exactly what it looks like. Yes. 499 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,103 Congrats, man. I see the resemblance. 500 00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:01,333 Form the Energy Sword! Activate the Goddamn sword! 501 00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,567 Oh, man, the sword. Maybe we didn't think this through. 502 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,000 They're not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they? 503 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,603 I never thought I'd be the one to say this, 504 00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,504 but you need to watch more anime, Mom. 505 00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,433 Whoa, easy now, Naruto. 506 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,867 [ All yell ] 507 00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:18,597 Bahbah go bye-bye! 508 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,127 [ All scream ] 509 00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,126 Kendra: What the hell is wrong with you people?! 510 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,626 You just have an incest space monster in your back pocket, huh? 511 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,097 Welcome to the Smith family. 512 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,473 [ Yells ] 513 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,800 Shit. Put that down, Naruto. Your great-grandpa is in there. 514 00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:36,204 What do you say? One last zipline? 515 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:47,873 Incest space baby. Nicely done. 516 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,800 Morty: After that, things pretty much went back to normal -- 517 00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,334 some version of it, anyway. 518 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,927 Rick said GoTrons were lame little kid bullshit, 519 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:56,966 and we never talked about them again. 520 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,370 Summer: Except all those gigantic space bugs were still runnin' loose, 521 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,000 and there were no GoTrons left to fight them. 522 00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,273 Morty: Yeah, millions die every day. 523 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,470 Summer: But you want to know what they could never kill? 524 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,670 Family. 525 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,200 -Where's Jerry? -Help! 526 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,503 Help! I'm still out here! 527 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,003 [ Yells ] 528 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,673 Morty: Yep, nothing's more important than-- 529 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,470 Hey! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa! 530 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,830 Ugh! 531 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,597 And just like that, I knew our goose was as cooked as -- 532 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:26,004 Voiceovarians. Ugh. 533 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,933 ♪ Magic sights, exciting sounds ♪ 534 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:32,426 ♪ Come day or night, and feel around ♪ 535 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,197 ♪ This is the world for you ♪ 536 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:40,104 ♪ No matter where you've ever been ♪ 537 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:45,603 ♪ This is the place your life begiii-i-ins ♪ 538 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,274 ♪ Boob World ♪ 539 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,830 ♪ Boob World ♪ 540 00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,197 ♪ It's a world for you, but it's actually two ♪ 541 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:55,233 ♪ Boob Wo-o-orld ♪ 542 00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,527 Samansky, you're late! 543 00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,767 Won't happen again, sir! 544 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,170 [ All talking ] 545 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,730 Bugs,. Look to your left. Now, look to your right. 546 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,167 None of you are coming back. Not one. 547 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,330 In the entire history of this program, 548 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,697 not a single bug has returned. 549 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,104 Alright. Bring it in! 550 00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:12,003 What are we? -Normal-sized bugs! 551 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,103 -What do we do? -Travel through an interdimensional 552 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,033 gateway to a planet with tiny people! 553 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,796 -Why do we do it? -To spread the cure for AIDS! 554 00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,034 Hey, Sarge, how do we know if these little people 555 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,126 can understand us? 556 00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,026 I mean, do these even speak Buganese? 557 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,166 Funny, Palicki. That's why we say it very loud. 558 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,600 Guys, you'll still be the same civilized bug on their side. 559 00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:32,104 It's not like interdimensional travel 560 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,873 strips us of our clothes, and makes us screaming monsters. 561 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Or maybe it does. It's impossible to know. 562 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,573 Now, get out of here! 563 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,970 My clothes -- where'd they go? 564 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,030 Man: Did you get any of that? 40519

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