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Ahh, I love that new
T-shirt smell.
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Chicks are gonna be up
all up in our biz
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when they see us wearing these
Rick and Morty custom tees.
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I bet we could
sell these.
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Hells yeah.
I fuckin' love merch!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
Aah!
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-The rain! It -- It burns!
-Oh, shit.
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Quick, Morty,
protect the shirts!
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The door!
Open the door!
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Rick!
Is it --
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Morty,
will ya stop tryna--
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[ Lock clicks ]
Okay, there, it's open.
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-Jesus.
-My skin is on fire.
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W-Why is the rain
doing that?
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[ Laughing evilly ]
My acid rain will destroy
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all things green and natural
or my name isn't Diesel Weasel.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ People screaming ]
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Huh. Well, that guy's
easy to please.
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Your acid rain is
an acid pain...
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in the butt, Diesel Weasel!
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Yikes.
Wow.
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Who's the chick in need
of a dialogue pass?
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First order of business
is to clean up this acid rain
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with a little wind!
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Yoww!
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Ow! Ow, my leg!
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Wow.
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And now an elemental punch
that's too hot to handle!
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Wa-kah!
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Oh, wow.
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Curse you, Planetina!
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I'll get you next slime!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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There's only one solution
for Earth's pollution -- you!
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[ Ting! ]
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-Wow.
-Morty, if you say "wow"
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one more time,
I swear to fucking God...
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Are you crazy, Rick?
She's right there!
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Yeah, get that aluminum, Morty.
It's 8% of the Earth.
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We'll need every atom.
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Thanks!
Every litter-bit helps!
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[ Gasps ] Your problem!
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Excuse me?
S-Sorry.
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I-I-I wanted to say,
"N-No problem, you're welcome,"
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a-a-and it came out
"your problem."
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[ Chuckles ]
I-I'm an idiot. Sorry.
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You're not an idiot.
You recycled.
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-I-I'm Morty.
-Nice to meet you, Morty.
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I'm Planetina, and I hope you
have a wonderful day.
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[ Horn honks ]
Rick: Hey!
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The fuck we doin' here?
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Uhh, y-y-you
like soft serve?
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There's a shop
around the bend.
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Oh, I don't eat
ice cream.
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Veal is a product of
the dairy industry.
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Oh, that's not good.
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No, it is not.[ Horn honks ]
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Oh, my God!
Come on! Let's go!
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I know a place that serves
cruelty-free doughnuts.
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If you'd like, I could
fly you and your friend there
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easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.
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Okay, I-I-I'll ask him.
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He -- He said he can't come.
Let's go!
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What the fuck
was that shit?
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♪
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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Planetina:
The Earth is in danger!
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Pollution and waste
are ruining our planet.
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Mother Nature has enlisted
the help of four young adults
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from each major ethnicity --
and when things look bad,
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and I mean really bad --
they combine the powers
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of their elemental rings
to create me!
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Planetina,
conservationist super person!
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There's only one solution...
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for Earth's pollution -- you!
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P-Pretty cool, huh?
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I-I can't believe I actually
hung out with Planetina.
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How old is this woman?
She looks very mature.
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She's a sentient amalgam
of natural elements,
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so I don't believe age
applies to her.
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Great. Taylor Murphy dumps me
the day before his
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hella-big pool party
and my little brother's
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dating a phase four
super hero.
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Just shoot me in the fucking
head until I die.
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Hey, hey, none of that,
Summerfest.
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Look what you're doing to your
sister, you piece of shit.
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Is it weird that she hasn't
texted me yet?
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-Yes.
-No.
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What if I told you that
your Grandpa Rick's
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got something up his sleeve
that's so Rick-diculous
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that it's gonna make you
forget all about
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that stupid asshole
that dumped you?
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[ Plates clatter ]
Hey, my egg plate!
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Morglutz, Slartivart,
and Ferkus 9 --
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three planets are all ending
in a delayed succession
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of cataclysmic events.
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A jam like this comes around
only once in a lifetime.
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Morglutz's sun is
going supernova,
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Slartivart is falling
into a black hole,
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and Ferkus 9 is getting
"Deep Impact"-ed
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by an asteroid.
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They're all having a major,
final blow out --
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and I'm gonna drug it up
and suck it up before each one
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goes ka-blamo,
and I'm taking
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my favorite grandkid
along with me!
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Hells yeah.10 seconds on Morglutz,
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and you'll be up to your
neck in I-could-give-two-
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shits-about-
what's-his-ass.
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And also herpes.
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Um... Oh, my God,
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thank you,
Grandpa Rick!
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I'm gonna
go pack my rollie.
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Um, Summer? I-I-I haven't given
you my approval yet.
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[ Door closes ]
Summer, approval
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is yet to be given here!
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[ Phone chimes ]
There's a huge forest fire
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like 200 miles from here!
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This is amazing!
Planetina's bound to be there.
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Mom, I-I need the credit card
to buy a train ticket.
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Absolutely not.
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Mom, this is the biggest
wildfire of the year!
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-You're not going!
-You're not going!
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Da fuck I'm not.
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Last time I checked,
this wasn't Russia.
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-It's not Russia, Jerry.
-My heart is broken,
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and I deserve to let loose,
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and if you don't like it,
you can suck my bigger tit.
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Adios, C-words.
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Morty, I don't want you
getting hurt.
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-Please, think this over.
-I don't want to think!
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I want to see
a girl I like.
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If you don't want to
help me,
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I'll find my own goddamn way
to the wildfire.
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[ Door slams ]
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[ Door slamming ]
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-I'll get the wine.
-Thank you.
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The Governor has implemented
a mandatory evacuation.
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Abandon all hope, people!
Nothing will stop this fire.
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Nothing![ Air whooshing ]
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Scratch that! Here's Planetina,
Savioress of Earth!
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Yeeouch!
Talk about a hot foot.
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Better put this wildfire on ice!
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Morty: Come here, little buddy.
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Come on, come on, come on,
I gotcha.
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Morty?! What are you
doing here?
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Oh, hey!
Y-You're here, too?
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Yeah, I heard about
the wildfire back home,
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and, you know, I stopped
by to lend a hand.
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H-Here you go, fella.
All safe now.
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[ Chuckles ] Ahh, rabbits --
al-always hopping --
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Never stoppin'.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
Y-Yeah.
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S-So it was, uh,
great hanging --
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hanging out
the other day.
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I-I was getting kind of a --
I mean I-I got kind of
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a p-positive vibe.
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Oh, good.
I was putting one out.
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I-I really like you.
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Holy shit.
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I-I-I mean, uh, well,
oh, all right.
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Next step, you w-want to
go out again?
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I do! But, uh, Morty,
I have kids.
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Oh, I-I-I'll get along
with them. I'm-I'm a kid.
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No, I mean the four kids
that bring me into existence
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by combining the power
of their elemental rings
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so I can save Earth
from ecological disasters.
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Oh, them!
No, I-I know about them.
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I-I like them.
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Oh, good.
Well, here they are now.
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Hey, buddy, you
want an autograph?
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That's 20 bucks a pop.
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No, Eddie,
he's my friend.
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Morty, these are my kids,
The Tina-Teers.
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Oh, hey.
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Tina, girl,
have you gained weight?
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Uh, well, I had a plant-based
doughnut yesterday.
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Just a half.
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Sugar is worst thing
for figure, darling.
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You want to be ugly?
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Heh, I-I thought
they'd be younger.
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They've been manifesting me
since the mid-'90s.
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A lot has changed
since then.
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This is freaking
you out, huh?
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It is a lot
to take in.
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I understand.
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Well, I guess
I'd better go.
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See you around.
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Hi-de-ho, TV 58!
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Planetina,
you single-handily saved
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a National Forest
with ease.
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I do what I can,
but I can't do it alone!
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And who's your friend
over there?
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Oh!
This is Morty Smith.
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He traveled 200 miles just
to save a rabbit from the fire.
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He's a very special guy.
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So, are you two dating?
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Oh, um, w-- I-I-I --
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Yes, we are.
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[ '80s pop music plays ]
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Fuck love.
Fuck love.
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All right, time
to set the rules.
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Lay it on me.
No whining.
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Done.
No crying.
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As if.
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And absolutely, positively
no getting attached.
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We're here to smash max ass --
quantity over quality.
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Deal?
Deal!
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I'm gonna eat so much ass,
you're gonna shit.
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Check this out. This is gonna
be me at the party --
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b-b-laaaah!
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B-b-blaaaah!
Oh, is that another ass?
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Don't mind if
I-- b-b-blaaaah!
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Ho-ho! This'll be me across
the room -- "Excuse me, miss.
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It appears that you have
an uneaten ass.
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Allow me --
lalalalalaaah!
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-Lalalalalaaah!
-B-b-blaaaah!
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B-b-blaaaah!
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Whoo!
Fucking super nova party!
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Love is a lie!
Hack the planet!
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The world's ending,
and for some reason,
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I want to die with you
more than anyone else.
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[ Giggles ] Wow!
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Yo, Rick, don't look now,
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but someone's giving you
the big eye.
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[ Vomiting ]
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'Scuse me.
I got to see a man about
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a horse I'd rather
have sex with.
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Aah!
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Hello.
I'm Rick.
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Hey. So, the world's ending,
and for some reason,
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I want to die with you
more than anyone else.
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Hello.
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Summer:
Have fun, Grandpa Rick!
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No commitments!
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♪ I flew to you on an airplane
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[ Keys tapping ]
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♪ I was afraid that
you gave me strength ♪
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♪ Forever, birds were
soul twin loves ♪
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♪ Baby, come back to me
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♪ Baby, come back like it was
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Surprise!
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What are you doing here?
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Mmm!
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I told my kids I went out
to recycle batteries.
246
00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,147
All kidding aside,
everyone should discard
247
00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:19,803
used batteries at
proper disposal centers
248
00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:22,153
instead of tossing them into
a regular waste bin.
249
00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,111
Thanks for the tip.
250
00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:26,723
♪ Flowers never last forever
251
00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:29,247
♪ But we can make it
past forever ♪
252
00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,292
[ Dolphins squeaks ]
253
00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:31,685
♪ Baby, come home to me
254
00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:34,992
♪ Baby, you're home with me
255
00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,082
[ Cheering ]
256
00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:41,303
Solus is collapsing
in five zip-zops.
257
00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,609
If we time it right,
258
00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,393
we can skeet together
as the sun explodes.
259
00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,742
Sounds ah-mazing.
260
00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,831
Say, I think I left
my purse back at the bar.
261
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,616
Can both of you go
get it for me?
262
00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,748
Anything for you,
Mrs. Obama.
263
00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,228
Time to ghost,
Grandpa Rick.
264
00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,404
Rick: Righty-right.
Meet me at the car.
265
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,972
One of these has to be hers.
Where'd she go?
266
00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,582
I guess we'll have to
start without her.
267
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,670
Oh, her loss.
268
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,890
B-b-blaaaaaaaaah!
269
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,110
Whoo! Planet number two,
let's do it!
270
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:08,243
Sorry, I took so long.
I had to ditch some clingers.
271
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,593
[ Slurring ] Let's do it.
Up the butt, y'all.
272
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:11,942
Geez, you okay to drive?
273
00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:12,769
Shiii!
274
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,902
'Course, I-I-I'm mable.
275
00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:17,208
Bu[burps]ckle up.
276
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,908
[ Crashing ]
277
00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,300
Yeah!
278
00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,565
Whoo!
The best week of my life!
279
00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:26,609
Daphne: Hello.
280
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,871
What was that?
Nothin'.
281
00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,178
Who wants to see
the most radadelic
282
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,745
lady-version
of a super hero?
283
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:32,746
[ Cheering ]
284
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,530
-Fire!
-Water!
285
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,098
-Air!
-And Dirt!
286
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,275
[ Crowd gasps ]
287
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,538
Oh, no, the convention.
Morty, wake up!
288
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,757
-We overslept.
-What's happening?
289
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,019
Hey, there's a little
boy on her!
290
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,803
Oh, d-d-drop
the curtain!
291
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:47,804
There is no curtain!
292
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:48,936
Idiots, zap her away!
293
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,328
No, no, no.
Wait, I-I --
294
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,634
-Whoa!
-Security!
295
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,027
What did you do?
B-Bring her back!
296
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,768
-No! Let me go!
-Sorry, folks.
297
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,465
Planetina will be back
in a moment.
298
00:09:56,508 --> 00:10:00,643
Until then, who wants a limited
edition Funko for only $50?
299
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,731
[ Cheers and applause ]
300
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,559
This is very bad.
301
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,691
We are about
to close deal.
302
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,431
We cannot
afford controversy.
303
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:07,650
Don't you worry.
304
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,913
I know how ta deal with
this Morty kid.
305
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,222
[ Cheering ]
306
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:17,268
Hey, a bunch of us
are going over to Hibler's place
307
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,661
to shoot ourselves.
308
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,271
Y-You want to come with?
309
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,491
Sorry, but no man's tying down
Sum-Sum tonight.
310
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:23,492
Hit the dicks.
311
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,667
Your loss, honey.
312
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,409
You could have
had allllllll this.
313
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,802
[ Sobs ]
314
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,979
Hey, check it out!
There's old people dancing!
315
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,111
[ Dance music plays ]
316
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:40,683
♪
317
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,511
Damn, girl.
Your moves is tight.
318
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,730
-Hello.
-Summer: Rick!
319
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,341
What the WTF is that
Morglutzian doing here?
320
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,169
Morglutzian? She's --
She's not Morglutzian.
321
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,562
She's the only blue person
here without three eyes!
322
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:53,435
Okay, fine. B-Busted.
Thi-Thi-This is, uh, Daphne.
323
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,132
Daphne, this is Summer,
my granddaughter.
324
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,091
Granddaughter?
Hello.
325
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,701
Daphne heard about
our little party crawl,
326
00:10:58,745 --> 00:10:59,833
and I told her
she could come with.
327
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,008
I-I-In the trunk.
328
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,574
What in the actual
fuck, Rick?
329
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:03,924
We said no commitments!
330
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,796
This was to be our
Apocalypse Party-crawl!
331
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,363
You broke the rules!
332
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,278
Squares follow rules, Summer.
Daphne's down to freak.
333
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,715
She's up for any [burps] sick,
nasty thing I want to do.
334
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,543
Hello.
Oh, yeah, baby.
335
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,719
[ Both moaning ]
336
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,853
All right, fellas,
take five.
337
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,855
He ain't gonna give me
any trouble.
338
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,204
[ Lock clicks ]
Morty: Where's Planetina?
339
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,032
-Don't you worry about her.
-I want to see her!
340
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,556
Planetina's got a lot of
responsibilities.
341
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,036
People depend on her.
342
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,515
And you, my friend,
343
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,474
are a distraction
we can't afford right now.
344
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,128
She's just a product
to you, isn't she?
345
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,956
Something to make
money off of.
346
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,392
W-Well, Planetina's
more than that.
347
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,307
She's a brilliant,
living thing, and I love her.
348
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:42,397
Oh, you love her?
Well, guess what.
349
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,790
We own her.
350
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,182
But not for long,
of course.
351
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,750
We're gonna sell her
to some Arab overseas.
352
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,143
Fire.
353
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,927
As for you,
maybe she won't
354
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,538
love you so much if you
ain't so pretty no more.
355
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,583
Stop! Yah!
356
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,758
Ow!
357
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,281
Y-You want to fuck with me?
Do you?
358
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,327
Stupid fuckin'
shit hole!
359
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328
Aaaaaah!
360
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,546
[ Grunts ]
361
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,766
Guard: Boss, what's happening?
Let us in!
362
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:04,767
Aah!
363
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,464
[ Spits ] Fire!
364
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,814
[ Screaming ]
365
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,207
Fire!
366
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,776
Can we conclude our business?
367
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,299
I'm eager to celebrate
my purchase of
368
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,780
Planetina over dinner,
and these infant seals
369
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,086
aren't getting any younger.
370
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,740
Momentarily, comrade.
371
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,916
Soon, our partner
will return.
372
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,179
Ugh! What is taking
Eddie so long?
373
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,702
His phone keep going
to voicemail.
374
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,704
Eddie:
♪ Start leaving a message
375
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,793
♪ I can't make it
to the phone ♪
376
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,795
Just kidding. It's Eddie.
Go fuck yourself.
377
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:33,970
[ Voicemail beeps ]
378
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,319
Which one of you
ordered a pizza?
379
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,321
No one order pizza.
What is this?
380
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:41,499
Well, I got a cheesy Italian,
extra crispy just for you.
381
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,372
I know those cheek bones
like they're me own!
382
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,286
It's Eddie!
383
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,809
Fucking Mother!
Kill him!
384
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,985
-Stone! Stone!
-Fire!
385
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,641
Aah!
386
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,687
Airs!
387
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:56,819
[ Air whooshing ]
388
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,865
Cold Water!
Cold Water!
389
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,562
Dirt!
390
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,172
Fire!
391
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,653
Wa--
392
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,785
[ Screaming ]
393
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:06,960
Airs.
394
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,179
Now we can be together,
Planetina.
395
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,007
I am an individual
character.
396
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,574
I represent no group.
397
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,662
-Fire!
-Aaah!
398
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,490
Water! Dirt! Airs!
399
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,666
[ Screaming ]
400
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:18,710
Aah!
401
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:21,278
Not good!
402
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,541
[ Baby seals growling, barking ]
403
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:24,978
Blib...
404
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,327
Naga...
405
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,502
Threve...
406
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,504
Verillex... Gam!
407
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,462
Happy Apocalypse!
408
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,029
-Oh, my gaaah!
-This is awful!
409
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,683
Why were we cheering?!
410
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,554
[ Rumbling ]
411
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,646
Hello.
Got any agua around here?
412
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,952
Mama's got to hydrate.
413
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,432
Glove box.
414
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,564
Oh, yeah.
415
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,741
Rick is the coolest
guy ever.
416
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,178
We're total soul mates.
417
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,615
He's gonna show me the wonders
of the universe.
418
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,356
Ha! Once we get to
the next planet,
419
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,880
Grandpa Rick is gonna
ditch you, like, so fast.
420
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,621
Oh, is that so?
421
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,884
Uh-huh, nobody is tying
that guy down -- ever.
422
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,844
The only chick seeing
the universe with Rick is me.
423
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,847
Not if I keep Rick's
mouth full of these.
424
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,327
Oh, my --
Oh, my God.
425
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,764
Oh, yeah.
That's right, girlfriend.
426
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,331
This is what
you're up against.
427
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,333
Wars were fought
over these.
428
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,946
They've ruined kings,
inspired presidents.
429
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,949
A hundred songs
and nine national anthems
430
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,559
have been written
about them.
431
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,692
Best set of elbow-titties
on Morglutz.
432
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:32,219
And now, thanks to Rick,
the best in the galaxy.
433
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,742
You want me
to put them away?
434
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,048
Please.
Sure.
435
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,485
But only because
you're Rick's granddaughter.
436
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,487
Daph? Daphne?
Where are ya, baby?
437
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,228
Papa needs some more
elbow grease.
438
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,926
Comin'! Ya might want to keep
your eyes on the road.
439
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,537
It's about to get sloppy.
440
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,191
Hello!
Hello.
441
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,411
Ugh![ Loud moaning, bed creaking ]
442
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,674
Then I put my sunglasses on
and walked out
443
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:53,805
like nothing happened.
444
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,329
I'm finally free.
445
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,765
All because of Morty.
446
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:59,072
What a romantic story
about our son killing
447
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,595
a room full of people.
448
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,075
Your turn.
449
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,424
Uh, seven.
450
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,817
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven!
451
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,037
Oyyy, don't
punch my lunch!
452
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,256
A-ha! Eat it!
453
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,605
I'm out of food cards.
454
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,694
How 'bout I loan you
two quiche at 10%?
455
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,696
That's so generous.
456
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,263
My turn!
457
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,742
Double sixes, baby!
458
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,962
One, two, three... So, what's next for Planetina?
459
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,399
Well, now that I'm not
distracted by book signings
460
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:25,098
and publicity stunts,
Morty and I can concentrate on
461
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,360
more important things.
462
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,143
Like school.
463
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,536
Like moving in.
464
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,320
Planetina doesn't have
a place to stay now,
465
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,582
so I said she could
live with us.
466
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,628
-Holy shit. Morty, no.
-I'm so full!
467
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,021
-What do you mean, no?
-Whoo!
468
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,283
Don't punch my lunch.[ Laughs ]
469
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,458
I wouldn't be a burden,
Mrs. Smith.
470
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,199
I only want to spend
as much time
471
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,635
as possible
with your son.
472
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,550
My son is 14, miss.
473
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,552
I'm sorry, Morty.
You're way too young.
474
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,815
But y-y-y-you were a teenager
when Dad got you pregnant.
475
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,164
I was 17!
476
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,992
That's at least
26 in boy years.
477
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,995
I'm sure Planetina is very nice,
but when you're a teenager,
478
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,518
love is fleeting, at best.
479
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,826
You underestimate Morty.
He is a very mature young man.
480
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,132
See, Mom? I told you!
481
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,525
This is not happening.
End of discussion.
482
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,832
Planetina, I think you
should leave, please.
483
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,225
Okay, Mrs. Smith.
484
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,748
Oh, no! [ Belches ]
485
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,010
Mom, I hate you!
486
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,272
-You suck!
-Hey, now, it's only a game.
487
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,317
-Shut up!
-Shut up!
488
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,448
-Okay.
-My whole life,
489
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,797
I've never fit in
anywhere.
490
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,321
Everything I have to say
is always met with
491
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,713
an eye roll as if
the act of hearing
492
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,672
what I have to say is some
exhausting chore.
493
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,848
Nobody in this family thinks
I can say or do anything right!
494
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,111
I've been all over the universe,
met hundreds of people,
495
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,984
and Planetina's the only one
I've ever met that makes me feel
496
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,638
like I belong, and you just
kicked her out of our house!
497
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:28,726
Morty, please --
498
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,685
I will never
forgive you for this!
499
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:35,429
♪ Get the sword
and throw it far ♪
500
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,605
♪ Let it shine under
the morning star ♪
501
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,347
Morty! Morty, come back![ Air whooshing ]
502
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,916
♪ Who are you?
503
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,920
♪ Who am I to you?
504
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,097
♪ I am the antichrist to you
505
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,664
[ Lightning crackling ]
506
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,579
♪
507
00:16:55,623 --> 00:17:01,107
♪ Fallen from the sky
with grace ♪
508
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:06,764
♪ Into your arms race
509
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:15,512
♪
510
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,819
Get out!
All of you, get out of there!
511
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,473
You're killing the planet!
512
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,127
Your people didn't
get the votes.
513
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,693
Leave, or I'll have
you arrested.
514
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,565
It's you people who
should be arrested.
515
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,611
Gutting the land, poisoning
the air your children breathe?!
516
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,222
Can't you see what
you're doing?!
517
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,441
Easy for you to say!
You can live how you want!
518
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,748
We need the jobs.
Let's go, boys.
519
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,141
She can't stop us.
520
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,838
W-We'll get
them next time.
521
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,144
There's no time left!
522
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,189
Can't you hear
the Earth screaming?
523
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,712
You filthy murderers!
524
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,018
Planetina, stop it!
525
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,935
There's only one solution
for Earth's pollution!
526
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,415
[ Screaming ]
527
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,243
Oh, my God, no.
528
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:53,985
♪ Who am I to you?
529
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,945
♪ I am the antichrist to you
530
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,860
No!
531
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,126
I can't believe I'm banging
my co-workers.
532
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,432
And I'm the boss!
533
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,956
This gay sex with
my Dad is terrific!
534
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,436
What was I thinking?
535
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,177
It'll all be over soon!
536
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,266
Last chance to pee on me!
Anyone?!
537
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,137
Okay, Grandpa,
the meteor's almost here.
538
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,444
-We can go now.
-Ah, nah, we still got time.
539
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,837
Well, then stop being in love
and start having fun.
540
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,449
Ah, love's pretty fun, Summer.
Just give it a chance.
541
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:23,972
It's not even
real love!
542
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,453
Daphne's just with you
so she can keep surviving!
543
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,890
Ah, the young --
so naive.
544
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,153
[ Footsteps squishing ]
545
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,807
[ Squishing ]
546
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,983
[ Groans ]
547
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,724
Eww, gross.
548
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,205
[ Engine starts ]
549
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,250
[ Windshield squeaking ]
550
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,777
[ Explosion ]
551
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,652
Congratulations, Ferkisians!
552
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,436
Your apocalypse is aborted.
553
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,134
And, Grandpa,
you and I can go home.
554
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,309
Daphne,
you may come with.
555
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,398
If you want to
and don't have to.
556
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,703
I don't know what
you're getting at, Summer.
557
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,315
Obviously,
Daphne wants to --
558
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:05,666
Aw, you cold bitch.
Hello?
559
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,363
Goodbye.
560
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,192
Hey, she's the one
that saved the world!
561
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,020
Now we got to go
to work tomorrow!
562
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,891
[ All booing ]
563
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,241
You fucker!
564
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,635
Sorry I messed
things up with Daphne.
565
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,507
Just shut up.
I get it.
566
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,118
-Really? You're not mad?
-I'm furious.
567
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,687
But I have to admit,
it was pretty Rick of you
568
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,906
to avert an apocalypse
in a tantrum of cynicism
569
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,387
just to destroy
one dumb relationship.
570
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,650
Still, sorry.
571
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,087
Eh, I would've done
the same for you.
572
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,177
Promise?
573
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,178
Love you, Grandpa Rick.
574
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,918
Don't make it weird.
575
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,488
[ Phone chimes ]
576
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,623
[ Keys tapping ]
577
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,888
[ Phone chimes ]
578
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,370
Please go.
I-I-I can't see you anymore.
579
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,502
Don't you even want to try
to make it work?
580
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:00,503
We were so close.
581
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,592
You murdered 300 people.
582
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:03,854
And you murdered
my kids.
583
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,248
They were gonna
sell you away forever.
584
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,597
Eddie was
trying to kill me!
585
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,599
Th-Those miners
were innocent.
586
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,863
Those innocent miners voted men
into power to protect
587
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,561
their precious jobs
so they can buy more
588
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,780
plastic garbage and eat
the corpses of tortured animals.
589
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,652
The system
is broken, Morty.
590
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:22,264
This is the only way
I can save Earth,
591
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,831
the only way
I can save you.
592
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,877
If that's the only way,
I-I don't want to be saved.
593
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,270
Please, go.
594
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,534
But... I love you.
595
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,015
I-I-I can't --
I-I can't love you.
596
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,495
I-I just can't.
597
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,539
Please understand.
598
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,062
No.
[ Sniffles ]
599
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:42,284
I'll go, but don't you dare
ask me to understand.
600
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:46,114
Planetina,
I-I'm so sorry.
601
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,116
Fuck you.
602
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,520
Morty?
Are you all right?
603
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,870
She's gone, Mom!
She's gone!
604
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,959
[ Sobs ]
I loved her so much!
605
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,526
I know you did, honey.
606
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:09,050
[ Crying ]
Shh, Mommy's here.
607
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:16,971
♪ Let it shine under
the morning star ♪
608
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,320
♪ Who are you?
609
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:21,584
♪ Who am I to you?
610
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:27,024
♪ I am the antichrist to you
611
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:34,554
♪ Fallen from the sky
with grace ♪
612
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:40,734
♪ Into your arms
613
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,875
[ Door bells jingle ]
614
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,052
[ Clears throat ]
615
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,445
Good morning.
616
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:59,187
'Morning.
617
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,362
Slow day, huh?
618
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,668
Yep.
619
00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:03,974
Probably because
everybody thought
620
00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:08,849
the world wouldn't be,
you know, like, here today.
621
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,677
Mm-hmm.
Mom in back?
622
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,243
Mom's not talking to us.
623
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,506
Because we had sex?
624
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,246
Yes.
Uh, yeah.
625
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,510
That makes sense.
626
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,991
Happy birthday,
by the way.
627
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,776
[ Sighs ]
628
00:22:22,826 --> 00:22:27,376
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