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I know if I keep...trying...
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He'll change.
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Kiss me. Kiss me.
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It's just sex.
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(MOANS)
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The passion...
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That's the easy part.
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Just take me.
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Harder!
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Harder!
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It's just the rest of it
that I don't get.
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Do it.
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Give in to it.
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I know I'm holding back...
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But I don't want to let go.
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-Let go.
-(MOANING)
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You're pulling my hair out.
Come on!
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What she wants
from me right now
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has nothing to do
with any kind of love
that I understand.
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I forgave him for his affair.
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But forgetting...
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I broke it off.
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She said she forgave me.
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There's still a wall
between us.
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I had the affair
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in order to
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fulfill needs.
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(MOANING)
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(GASPING)
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I really resent Sam for that.
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Basically, she'll do
whatever I want.
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(MOANS)
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Why is it that you always want
what you can't have?
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And when you finally get it,
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you don't want her anymore.
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-Christ!
-I'm sick of this!
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Every single time I plan
a romantic evening,
you just piss all over it!
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I told you I don't like
all this romantic crap!
It's all fake!
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Let's just get down
to business!
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-Business? Business?
-Yeah, business!
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What about foreplay?
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What if I wanna get
swept off my feet?
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What if I wanna
feel beautiful?
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It's not my problem
you have no self-esteem.
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Maybe.
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Karen, I hate it
when you flirt like that.
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I can't help it, Sam.
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You know what? I am bored.
So fucking bored!
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I'm bored with life,
I'm bored with marriage,
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but most of all, Sam,
I'm bored with our sex.
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Well, then let's just get away
from all this.
Let's take a vacation.
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That is not what I need, Sam.
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Well, what do you want?
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-You know what I want?
-What do you want? Yes.
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You know what I want?
I want something
from a real man.
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I want you to stop being
so fucking nice.
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-You understand that?
-Sweet.
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Karen...
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Let me take off the shirt.
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-Ow!
-(PANTING)
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Sweetie, come on.
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God damn it, Sam.
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I don't want to
spank, Karen.
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I don't want it this way.
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Do it!
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Harder. Harder. (GASPS)
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Don't stop.
Come on, try for me!
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You know what
I want you to do? You know
what I want you to do, Sam?
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Here, tie me up.
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-Come on, tie me up!
-(SNIFFLES)
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Why does passion
have to be violent?
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God damn you.
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-Where are you going?
-Out!
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Hi. How's it going?
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Fine.
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The kids are asleep
in Samantha's room,
exhausted from packing.
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Emotional about leaving
their friends.
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-You're the one
that wanted to move.
-You're the one...
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I know.
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Come on. I want you.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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-I can't do this.
-(SIGHS)
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(EXHALES)
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God!
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David, I'm so sorry.
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Guess the self-defense classes
paid off.
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Maybe for you.
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Aw, you poor baby.
Let me kiss it, here.
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-That's it, right there.
-Okay.
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(GIGGLES)
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Come on, get in.
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Hurry up.
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Any trouble getting here?
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Mmm. No, but Sam and I
had a fight, as usual.
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It's been that way
with Valerie and I.
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Is she still
that stupid romantic?
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Of course.
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You better be careful,
my neighbors might see.
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I don't care.
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-Oh, yes, you do.
-No, I don't.
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And I bet I can make you
not care, too.
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I don't know about that.
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I bet I can.
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You might have to try.
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Take off your jacket.
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-Excuse me?
-Take off your jacket.
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Ooh.
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Okay.
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So what do we have here?
Dominatrix?
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No, that's way too much work.
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I'd rather be a tease.
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Mmm, that's right.
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I missed you, too.
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-He missed you, too.
-(LAUGHS) I bet he did.
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He told me.
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(FLY UNZIPPING)
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(MOANING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(GLASS CLINKS)
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Ow!
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(EXHALES)
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Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Oops.
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-Dry clean only.
-Thanks a lot.
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You are mine.
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Well, I, uh...
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-Hate to come and go.
-I know. I know, I know.
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-(CAR DOOR BEEPING)
-I'll see you later.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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(BOTH MOANING)
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(BEEPING STOPS)
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Back in the olden days,
it was like
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women were not supposed
to talk about sex
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or enjoy sex.
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It was a duty as a wife.
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That was the way
ladies behaved.
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I guess I'm not a lady.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello.
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MAN: What the hell is going on
over there, John?
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You guys have let
our competitors get a jump
on us again?
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I thought we were gonna
underbid them this time.
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Yes, sir,
I'm sorry about that.
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Look, John, I know you've had
some personal problems,
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but they cannot
affect your work.
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-Well, I didn't think...
-That's right,
you didn't think.
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Fix it, John,
or this whole fucking deal
is down the toilet.
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(HANGS UP)
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Gee, everything
sure sounds rosy.
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Please, don't sound
so damn cheerful, all right?
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Sorry. Uh, holler
if you need anything.
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It seems like
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I've waited my whole life
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for someone to love me.
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That's all I want.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
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Hmm.
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Is this what you like?
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Something different?
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Something daring?
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Who are you hiding from?
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I feel so self-conscious.
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Why?
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I'm your husband.
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Mmm-mmm.
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(MOANS)
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Ow!
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(SHUSHING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(MOANS)
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(GASPS)
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Ow! Ah!
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What are you doing?
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David! Ow!
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Something changed.
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I changed, we changed.
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I guess it was me.
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Oh, God.
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What?
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(SIGHS)
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We don't need to move these.
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I wanna talk to you
about something.
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Please, I already know.
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I don't like bondage.
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I stopped taking
my birth control pills.
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What?
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Don't I get a say in this?
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You know, it's gotten
to the point where
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I don't care what you
have to say about it.
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I wanna have a baby!
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One way or another, I will.
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That's pretty selfish.
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I think you're the one
that's being selfish.
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You know, every single time
I try to talk to you about it,
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I bring it up,
you refuse to discuss it!
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I'm the one stuck at home!
I can't find a job!
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I wanna use this time
to start a family!
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You're the one
who's being selfish.
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I know I love him.
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I do.
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But I've never felt
that union...
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The one in the marriage vows.
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The one that says,
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"The two shall be as one."
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We're still two halves...
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Karen.
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You're not gonna believe
what this bitch has done.
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She's gone off
her birth control pills.
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Like it matters, anyway.
You're not sleeping
with her, right?
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Yeah, I know.
I just think it's
so damn deceptive.
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(SCOFFS) And you aren't?
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Surprise.
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I'll call you back.
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Those are the ugliest balloons
I have ever seen in my life.
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That's because
they're not balloons.
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They're actually condoms
filled with helium.
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They symbolize my emancipation
from birth control.
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-(SNICKERS)
-KAREN: I see.
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-It's not that I'm pushing.
-Yeah.
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-I'm just making a statement.
-Right.
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Well, I acknowledge
your statement,
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and I renew my prescription
for birth control pills.
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Well, you can't blame a guy
for trying.
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You have time to grab
some lunch with me?
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Yeah, we can do that.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, God, I missed you!
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God, it's good
to have you back!
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Oh, thanks.
The kids can't wait
to see you.
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(LAUGHS) Karen said
she got you a heck of
a deal on the house.
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Yeah, she did.
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It's a big weight
off my shoulders, too.
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I couldn't stand
being in the same town
with that woman.
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I know.
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But it's over now.
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Yeah.
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So, how've you been?
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Okay.
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And I got a second interview
with that new
electric car company.
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Oh, my gosh, that's great!
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But don't ruin it just
because you're trying
to get pregnant.
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I know, I know.
One day at a time.
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Yeah.
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CAROL: It's the best way.
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VALERIE: So, besides moving,
what have you been up to?
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-Oh, I signed up
for tennis lessons.
-Hey!
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CAROL: So, do you and Karen
wanna join me?
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-VALERIE: Er, we'll see.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Thanks for having lunch.
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Anytime.
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Back to work.
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SAM: Hi, Mom.
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-JOAN: Hi.
-(KAREN EXHALES)
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Hello, Joan.
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Don't worry, grand babies,
you'll see light soon.
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I'm working on it
every day, Mom.
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Joan, I promise,
you'll be the first to know.
262
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,800
I'll remember that.
263
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,633
Have you found me a house yet?
264
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:19,333
No, Joan, not yet.
Just be patient, okay?
265
00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:21,800
Now, remember,
not too far from Sammy.
266
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:24,633
I wanna be able to see
my grandchildren every day.
267
00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:30,733
(LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE)
268
00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,433
Did everyone have one?
269
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:34,833
-Yeah.
-Okay, I propose a toast.
270
00:22:34,933 --> 00:22:37,267
And I'm giving you
your clanking.
271
00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:39,533
-Clank, clank, clank, clank.
-(CLANKING)
272
00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:42,833
I wanna propose a toast
to John, Carol,
Samantha and Kelly.
273
00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:43,967
Oh.
274
00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:45,567
They're not here,
we'll toast them an absentia.
275
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:48,100
-Welcome home.
-(ALL CHEERING)
276
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,100
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
277
00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:58,067
Speaking of the kids,
where are they, anyway?
278
00:22:58,133 --> 00:23:00,567
Ah, spending quality time
with grandma and grandpa.
279
00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:02,067
-ALL: Ah!
-SAM: I see.
280
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,833
-KAREN: A little
alone time for you guys?
-Yeah.
281
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:06,767
Have you guys looked
through the house?
282
00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,667
It's great, and the kids
are gonna love the pool.
283
00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:10,400
That's why we picked it,
you see.
284
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,467
We don't have a pool.
285
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,300
Okay, I got the hint.
286
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,733
This is the official
open invitation to the pool.
287
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,400
-Yes!
-Thank you.
288
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,067
-KAREN: That's all I needed.
-I can't wait to see
the kids, though.
289
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,200
-And now dessert.
-ALL: Dessert!
290
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,733
Kids, what a big
responsibility. I mean...
291
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:31,900
Truly, once you have them,
your life is never the same.
292
00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:33,433
How bad, God.
293
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,067
-John, John.
-CAROL: Midnight feedings.
294
00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,967
SAM: John, I feel
some negativity here.
295
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,700
Oh, I know. It's crazy!
296
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,100
Believe me, you know,
babies are a lot of work.
297
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,733
It's not an easy thing,
this pregnancy bullshit.
298
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:48,200
-On fathers.
-No, I'm telling you.
299
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,633
KAREN: On fathers?
300
00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:51,500
VALERIE: Oh, excuse me!
301
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,867
VALERIE: Excuse me.
302
00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:55,933
KAREN: All the work
is not on the fathers.
303
00:23:56,567 --> 00:23:57,700
Well, it's natural.
304
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,067
KAREN: It's natural?
305
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,533
It might be natural,
but it's hell on women, too.
306
00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:04,800
I mean, you get nausea,
stretch marks, labor.
307
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,467
KAREN: Hey, and what about
those monthly exams?
308
00:24:07,567 --> 00:24:10,133
Put your legs
on the stirrup, dearie.
309
00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:11,967
-Oh, yes, Doctor.
-JOHN: Not bad.
310
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:14,633
Yes. Here you go, Doctor.
311
00:24:14,733 --> 00:24:16,300
That reminds me.
312
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,933
I've decided to become
a gynecologist.
313
00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,900
SAM: Oh, God, come on.
314
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,767
So, tell me,
where does it hurt?
315
00:24:23,433 --> 00:24:25,233
Oh, a little higher, Doctor.
316
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,167
Yes! Yes, Doctor! Oh, yes!
317
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,133
Yes! Yes!
318
00:24:30,233 --> 00:24:33,100
-(MOANING LOUDLY)
-(ALL LAUGHING)
319
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,167
SAM: Just leave her alone,
come on!
320
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,833
(LAUGHING)
321
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,467
That was funny.
322
00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:40,200
-Very funny. Really funny.
-DAVID: Thank you.
323
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,900
KAREN: You're welcome,
you're welcome.
324
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,367
I will never admit to
being stupid waste.
325
00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:47,167
And then you remember
the time we all wanted to
start a commune?
326
00:24:47,267 --> 00:24:49,233
ALL: Oh!
327
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,467
CAROL: Free love.
328
00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:53,867
-KAREN: Those were the days.
-And that reminds me.
329
00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:56,133
You guys still owe me an orgy.
330
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:58,067
(ALL LAUGHING)
331
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:00,267
KAREN: I remember that, y'all.
Remember?
332
00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:02,733
We were gonna see who
were sexually compatible.
333
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:04,533
-That's right.
-(LAUGHS)
334
00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:07,067
-How's your schedule tomorrow?
-CAROL: Oh, very funny.
335
00:25:07,167 --> 00:25:08,467
Oh, I'm totally free.
336
00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:11,400
I'm booked. I'm booked.
I'm booked. I'm booked.
337
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,200
DAVID: How about Labor Day?
338
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:16,133
KAREN: Labor day. Labor day.
339
00:25:16,233 --> 00:25:17,833
He's really getting into this.
340
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:22,133
-DAVID: Come on.
-Well, you are ridiculous.
341
00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:23,633
(ALL LAUGHING)
342
00:25:23,733 --> 00:25:25,500
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
343
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,867
SAM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
344
00:25:26,967 --> 00:25:28,667
I have got to go back to work.
345
00:25:28,767 --> 00:25:30,900
-No.
-KAREN: You just got here.
346
00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:32,933
Well, he says
he's not a workaholic.
347
00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,500
Gotta go.
348
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,500
-VALERIE: Well, it was good
to see you for a little while.
-Thank you.
349
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,633
SAM: He's here, he's gone.
He's here, he's gone.
350
00:25:39,733 --> 00:25:42,300
-All right, see you later.
-See you...
351
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,700
Karen and I
have to take off, too.
352
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,233
-Oh, yeah.
-Some contracts.
353
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,600
Possibly a new client,
so well, we better get going.
354
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,300
-Bye.
-CAROL: Oh, okay.
355
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,167
-Bye. Good seeing you.
-Yeah, later. Great.
356
00:25:51,267 --> 00:25:53,367
-Bye. Welcome back.
-Bye.
357
00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:55,133
-I'll stay, help you clean up.
-No, you will not.
358
00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:57,567
-Oh, yes, I will.
-You will not.
You must be exhausted.
359
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:58,933
No.
360
00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:00,733
Anyway, you have
a tennis lesson first thing
in the morning.
361
00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:02,333
Oh, I forgot.
362
00:26:02,433 --> 00:26:05,133
-And I gotta enjoy this
while the kids are gone.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
363
00:26:05,233 --> 00:26:06,333
-Well, go ahead.
-Thank you.
364
00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:07,433
-Bye-bye.
-Bye.
365
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:08,700
Bye, Sam.
366
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,367
Oh.
367
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:12,167
Oh, don't worry, I'll stay.
368
00:26:12,267 --> 00:26:14,633
Oh, what a guy.
I always knew
you were a catch.
369
00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:23,200
I understand there's
an opening for a woman
who wants to give...
370
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,700
I mean, get ahead.
371
00:26:28,433 --> 00:26:30,133
Let me see your resume.
372
00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:54,100
You get the job.
373
00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:07,167
You are so beautiful.
374
00:27:10,067 --> 00:27:11,300
Thank you.
375
00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:33,733
Um...
376
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:38,767
Would you be insulted
if I just wanted to talk?
377
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:45,267
Most people don't believe it,
but you spend a lot of time
just talking.
378
00:28:03,467 --> 00:28:06,067
If people would just talk
to each other more,
379
00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:09,233
it would put a serious dent
in my business.
380
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,833
SAMANTHA: Hello.
381
00:28:26,933 --> 00:28:29,533
Hi, sweetheart.
You girls are still up?
382
00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:32,100
Hi, Mom. Can I get
the biggest bedroom?
383
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,100
No, you got
the second biggest.
384
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,500
I got the biggest.
385
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,500
Can I talk to dad?
386
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,667
Uh, no, honey.
He's not home right now.
387
00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:42,900
I thought you said that
after we move,
dad will be home more.
388
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,733
He will, I promise.
You go to bed now.
I love you.
389
00:28:47,833 --> 00:28:49,200
I love you, too.
390
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,233
Bye.
391
00:29:23,767 --> 00:29:25,567
I never meant to hurt my wife.
392
00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:34,433
It just happened.
393
00:29:41,067 --> 00:29:42,133
DAVID: Hello.
394
00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:44,633
Hmm.
395
00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:47,067
Let's see...
What to do? What to do?
What to do?
396
00:29:52,067 --> 00:29:53,100
I know...
397
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,233
Take off your clothes.
398
00:30:27,767 --> 00:30:31,567
Now, is that anyway to talk
to your wife's best friend?
399
00:30:31,667 --> 00:30:33,767
I sure don't talk
to my wife like that.
400
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,700
I grew up in a home that...
401
00:30:42,733 --> 00:30:46,333
Where you were
either being totally ignored
or you were being hit.
402
00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:55,533
Being totally ignored
was the worst.
403
00:30:57,633 --> 00:30:58,933
(MOANING)
404
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,233
-(MOANING LOUDLY)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
405
00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:16,100
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
406
00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:20,600
Well, you gotta love yourself
407
00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:26,533
before you can love
somebody else.
408
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:36,633
Otherwise
409
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,900
it won't last.
410
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:52,933
(CLEARS THROAT)
411
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,133
Val, come on.
412
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,600
Come on.
413
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,667
Now, come on.
I'm gonna be late for work.
Stop.
414
00:32:24,433 --> 00:32:26,900
Valerie, come on.
415
00:32:27,067 --> 00:32:29,733
-Who cares? You're the boss.
-I care.
416
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:32,467
Valerie...
417
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,067
-Stop.
-Mmm-mmm.
418
00:32:35,133 --> 00:32:36,833
-I'm telling you to stop.
-Mmm-mmm.
419
00:32:36,933 --> 00:32:38,600
-Stop.
-Mmm-mmm...
420
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,800
Valerie...
421
00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:42,500
Stop it.
422
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,567
Valerie, come on.
423
00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:48,067
I'm not going to be
manipulated into becoming
a father before I'm ready.
424
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,767
I thought you understood.
425
00:32:51,867 --> 00:32:53,367
I thought you agreed.
426
00:32:53,467 --> 00:32:55,067
See? That's one
of your problems.
427
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,800
You only hear
what you wanna hear.
428
00:33:01,067 --> 00:33:03,100
The more she tried to love me,
429
00:33:08,567 --> 00:33:10,533
the further it pushed me away.
430
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,667
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
431
00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:20,133
-You are the coach from hell.
-(LAUGHS)
432
00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:21,933
Well, you'll come
to love that pain.
433
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,067
(CHUCKLES) I'm not into that.
434
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,300
Well, thanks for the lesson.
435
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,067
Mmm-hmm.
436
00:33:35,133 --> 00:33:37,133
-See you next time.
-Mmm-hmm.
437
00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:39,067
I'll look forward to it.
438
00:33:47,967 --> 00:33:49,167
JOAN: Hi, Sammy.
439
00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:51,067
Hi, Mom.
440
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,200
Has Karen found me
a house yet?
441
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:56,100
Karen's found you
20 houses, Mom.
442
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,133
You've just turned them
all down.
443
00:33:58,233 --> 00:34:01,067
Well, they were all too far
from your place.
444
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:03,100
I think that was the idea.
445
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,600
I beg your pardon.
446
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,167
She's still trying, Mom.
447
00:34:07,267 --> 00:34:09,233
I wish she was trying
to have a baby.
448
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,867
Sam, you can tell me.
449
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,433
Am I gonna be a grandmother
before I die?
450
00:34:16,533 --> 00:34:19,067
We have plenty of time, Mom.
451
00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:23,167
We want to travel,
we want to enjoy being
a couple, you know.
452
00:34:23,267 --> 00:34:25,367
Couple-schmuple.
453
00:34:25,467 --> 00:34:27,900
I think Karen's just afraid
to ruin her figure.
454
00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:32,500
Mom, did you know
these plants grow wild
in Nigeria?
455
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,133
All right. Okay. Okay.
456
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,833
(PHONE RINGING)
457
00:34:44,067 --> 00:34:44,967
Karen.
458
00:34:45,067 --> 00:34:46,633
DAVID: I miss you.
459
00:34:46,733 --> 00:34:49,367
(CHUCKLES) No, you didn't.
460
00:34:49,967 --> 00:34:51,367
You just want sex.
461
00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:53,067
Wanna make something of it?
462
00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,833
Maybe.
463
00:34:55,933 --> 00:34:58,933
You better know what you want
or I'll make you sorry.
464
00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:02,300
-Ooh. I didn't even
have to say please.
-(SNICKERS)
465
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,233
You'll be saying more than
please in about 20 minutes.
466
00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:09,067
Promises, promises.
467
00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:11,700
-I'll meet you there.
-Don't you make me wait.
468
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:37,300
That's beautiful.
Did you make this yourself?
469
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,567
Yeah.
470
00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:41,267
It's got a few mistakes,
but I'm happy with it.
471
00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:43,433
That is a lot of work.
472
00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:47,067
Kept me busy,
got my mind on other things.
473
00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:49,367
VALERIE: Hey...
474
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,667
-Oh.
-Can I borrow this?
475
00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:55,267
I thought I threw
all those away.
476
00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:58,233
-Don't apologize.
-Oh, David gets
that kind of stuff, too?
477
00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:01,933
Well, we did,
when we were first married.
478
00:36:02,067 --> 00:36:03,900
He even used to
read the articles.
479
00:36:04,067 --> 00:36:05,933
Great for masturbating.
480
00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:09,500
I wish John would outgrow it.
I hate all that stuff.
481
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,600
You can't live up
to those women.
482
00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:15,700
You don't have to.
I mean, these women are
paid to be perfect.
483
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,333
That's how they earn
their living.
484
00:36:17,433 --> 00:36:20,133
Then why do our husbands
expect us to look like that?
485
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,600
Wishful thinking?
486
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:25,867
Wishful sexual revolutionaries
have been defeated.
487
00:36:25,967 --> 00:36:29,933
These things just add
a little spice to the old
sex life stew.
488
00:36:35,967 --> 00:36:37,067
Tough.
489
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:43,733
Do you mind if I borrow
one of these?
490
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:47,400
I feel the need to,
um, reminisce.
491
00:36:47,867 --> 00:36:49,100
Be my guest.
492
00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:01,867
My game, my rules.
493
00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:06,100
(MOANING)
494
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:14,900
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
495
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,067
(MOANS)
496
00:37:21,367 --> 00:37:22,933
(BREATH TREMBLING)
497
00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:30,467
(STRAINS)
498
00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:44,933
Ah.
499
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,133
David...
500
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:53,767
Valerie.
501
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:55,367
What?
502
00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:58,733
-What did you say?
-What?
503
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:01,700
You called me Valerie,
God damn it!
504
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,567
(STUTTERING) What did I do?
505
00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:06,233
You can't even be
honest with me!
506
00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,100
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
507
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,767
Yeah, you bet it was.
508
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,267
Karen, come on!
509
00:38:16,367 --> 00:38:17,500
Karen...
510
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,567
Karen... (STAMMERING)
511
00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:24,567
I didn't mean anything by it.
Come on.
512
00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:29,333
Karen...
513
00:38:33,367 --> 00:38:34,800
God damn it!
514
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,667
I just felt so alone.
515
00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:41,733
I... I felt like...
516
00:38:48,467 --> 00:38:52,433
Sam wouldn't even try.
He couldn't even try.
517
00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:56,067
Like, he didn't care
enough to try.
518
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,967
So, I, uh...
519
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,433
I turned to somebody
that could.
520
00:39:09,067 --> 00:39:10,667
JOHN: So he didn't tell you
anything at all?
521
00:39:12,067 --> 00:39:13,067
Sorry.
522
00:39:14,267 --> 00:39:16,233
I don't know what's gonna
happen now.
523
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,533
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
524
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,567
Oh, I'm sorry.
John, I'll wait outside.
525
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:22,533
No, that's okay.
I was just leaving.
526
00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:30,800
Must be nice to work
in a place that doesn't smell
like steer manure.
527
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,067
(JOHN SNICKERS)
528
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,967
Listen, David called.
He's running late.
529
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,067
Said he'll meet us
at the hotdog stand.
530
00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:37,300
You ready?
531
00:39:38,967 --> 00:39:40,300
Definitely.
532
00:39:44,633 --> 00:39:46,433
What's the matter, Karen?
533
00:39:46,533 --> 00:39:49,933
You look like you did the time
I told you of my mom's
best makeup.
534
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:53,067
It's nothing. I mean...
535
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,833
Just an impossible client.
536
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,400
So what have you guys
been doing all week?
537
00:39:58,867 --> 00:39:59,900
The usual.
538
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,067
Valerie's been
helping me unpack.
539
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,700
My kids have a lot of toys.
540
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,500
Yeah, what's with the toys?
541
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,000
When I was a kid,
we just got toys on Christmas
and birthdays.
542
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:11,300
Now, Carol, you can't blame it
on the kids.
543
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,567
I mean, admit it.
544
00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:15,167
You never met a garage sale
of what you didn't like.
545
00:40:15,267 --> 00:40:17,333
Such an interesting woman.
546
00:40:17,433 --> 00:40:19,267
Sam sure is ready for kids.
547
00:40:20,733 --> 00:40:22,367
Yeah, well, I'm not.
548
00:40:23,633 --> 00:40:25,900
Maybe I should borrow
your husband.
549
00:40:27,233 --> 00:40:30,033
Only if you bring him
back trained.
550
00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:32,433
How can you possibly
complain about Sam?
551
00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:35,233
-He's such a doll.
-Yeah.
552
00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,233
A doll that needs
new batteries.
553
00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:39,600
Now, if men have their way,
554
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:43,433
they would have us in some
wild, passionate sex orgy.
555
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,233
Seriously, guys, haven't you
ever thought of it?
556
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:49,767
Well, yeah,
but that was in college.
557
00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:51,433
So, what has changed?
558
00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:53,533
-We're responsible adults now.
-Yeah.
559
00:40:53,633 --> 00:40:55,100
(SIGHS) Great.
560
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,800
We're responsible, bored,
incredibly unhappy adults.
561
00:41:03,867 --> 00:41:04,833
DAVID: Thank you.
562
00:41:04,933 --> 00:41:06,267
-Gentlemen.
-BOTH: Hey.
563
00:41:06,367 --> 00:41:08,867
Hope you don't mind
I ordered already.
Let's see.
564
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:11,600
-Mustard-ketchup-relish,
for you.
-Right. Yep.
565
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,733
Ketchup-mustard-relish
for you, and, er,
the same for me.
566
00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,200
Why, thank you.
567
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,833
(DAVID HUMMING)
568
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,567
Oh, Jesus!
569
00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:22,733
Hi!
570
00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:25,733
SAM: (LAUGHING)
You're relentless.
571
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:26,967
DAVID: She wanted me.
572
00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:28,433
SAM: Yeah, right.
573
00:41:29,367 --> 00:41:30,700
How's the new house?
574
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,467
It's great.
575
00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:35,167
I told David I went
off birth control pills.
576
00:41:35,267 --> 00:41:37,333
Now he doesn't want
to have sex with me.
577
00:41:37,433 --> 00:41:39,067
Well, you had to.
578
00:41:39,133 --> 00:41:42,933
You can't have a relationship
based on dishonesty.
579
00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:46,633
Valerie, I mean,
maybe you're just
pushing him too much.
580
00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:48,167
Sex on demand...
581
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:51,267
Ooh, sex on demand.
582
00:41:51,367 --> 00:41:54,067
Karen would walk funny
the rest of her life.
583
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,667
You bet your ass I would.
584
00:41:55,767 --> 00:41:59,633
And you couldn't blast
that smile off my face
with a sandblaster.
585
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,233
Men have it easy.
586
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:05,233
Sex is just a basic
biological urge to them.
587
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,533
You know, women have it easy.
588
00:42:07,633 --> 00:42:11,800
They just get to lie there
and let us do all the work.
589
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:16,633
We have to figure out
which buttons to push
and which ones to leave alone.
590
00:42:16,733 --> 00:42:19,167
It's just your
basic marital duty.
591
00:42:19,267 --> 00:42:23,500
There is nothing basic
about sex if you know
what you're doing.
592
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,533
I know what you mean.
593
00:42:25,633 --> 00:42:29,067
For men,
it's completely physical.
594
00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:34,133
For women,
sex is an emotional bond.
I miss the closeness.
595
00:42:34,233 --> 00:42:35,733
To men,
sex isn't just physical.
596
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:37,700
It's a test of your
manhood every time.
597
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,067
Women get to lie there and
enjoy the entire experience,
598
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,367
and we men spend our time
599
00:42:42,467 --> 00:42:44,100
-and try not to enjoy it
too much.
-(CHUCKLES)
600
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,867
Sex...
601
00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:48,400
Who has time for it?
602
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,133
Sex with your wife...
603
00:42:50,233 --> 00:42:52,633
I mean, who wants to make
an effort at it.
604
00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:55,333
You have to make
the time for sex.
605
00:42:55,433 --> 00:42:58,100
If you don't, your whole
marriage can fall apart.
606
00:42:59,067 --> 00:43:00,400
Guys, admit it.
607
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,467
I mean, don't you get tired of
being with the same person
608
00:43:03,567 --> 00:43:06,500
day in, day out,
year after year?
609
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,900
Well, sure you do.
610
00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:09,833
That's why you spice it up
now and then.
611
00:43:09,933 --> 00:43:11,500
Spice?
612
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,233
What about
uncontrollable lust?
613
00:43:15,067 --> 00:43:17,067
I miss the lust.
614
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:21,300
Think about the thrill
of kissing someone new
for the first time.
615
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,467
I mean, the first time
you fucked her.
616
00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:27,467
KAREN: The way his mouth
feels on yours.
617
00:43:27,567 --> 00:43:29,500
-The smell of her
-(SNIFFS)
618
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,767
different, secret place.
619
00:43:31,867 --> 00:43:34,967
KAREN: The texture of
a new tongue against yours.
620
00:43:35,567 --> 00:43:37,400
The texture of her...
621
00:43:38,433 --> 00:43:41,400
The way he responds to you.
622
00:43:42,267 --> 00:43:44,533
The way your body
responds to...
623
00:43:45,067 --> 00:43:46,200
Excuse me.
624
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,367
(BOTH LAUGHING)
625
00:44:05,467 --> 00:44:06,600
Thanks.
626
00:44:08,767 --> 00:44:10,100
I needed that.
627
00:44:11,267 --> 00:44:13,067
(LAUGHING)
628
00:44:16,433 --> 00:44:17,633
(JOHN LAUGHS)
629
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:24,300
(JOHN LAUGHS)
630
00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:26,400
Oh.
631
00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:30,067
-Whoa!
-Have a hotdog, pal.
632
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,967
(ALL LAUGHING)
633
00:44:32,533 --> 00:44:34,067
An example to us all.
634
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:05,633
I'm getting old.
635
00:45:10,567 --> 00:45:14,167
You look superb,
for a woman
who's had two kids.
636
00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:15,967
Oh, thanks.
637
00:45:16,067 --> 00:45:19,300
I wish I could take superb
without the disclaimer.
638
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,333
Carol...
639
00:45:24,233 --> 00:45:25,933
Are you ready to try again?
640
00:45:28,067 --> 00:45:29,300
I don't know.
641
00:45:31,133 --> 00:45:32,200
Please.
642
00:46:00,267 --> 00:46:01,967
SAMANTHA: Mom, we're home.
643
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:04,800
-Kids are home.
-(SIGHS) Yeah.
644
00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:09,200
It's okay.
Everybody's coming over
soon, anyway.
645
00:46:10,767 --> 00:46:12,067
(SIGHS)
646
00:46:14,367 --> 00:46:15,700
I know
647
00:46:17,967 --> 00:46:19,533
I keep busy
648
00:46:20,267 --> 00:46:21,467
to avoid
649
00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:25,767
looking at my life
650
00:46:27,067 --> 00:46:28,433
and my marriage.
651
00:46:33,133 --> 00:46:35,500
I don't wanna know
what's going on,
652
00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,700
'cause then
I'll have to deal with it.
653
00:46:46,133 --> 00:46:47,600
KAREN: So, how's
the job hunting going?
654
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,300
Oh, God, I chased down
every lead.
655
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,067
Here you go. I can't.
656
00:46:52,133 --> 00:46:54,900
How about you? Found a
new home for Sam's mom?
657
00:46:55,067 --> 00:46:56,733
Oh, no, we have a bit
of a conflict, you see?
658
00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:58,500
Now, mom wants
to be right next door,
659
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,433
and Karen wants her to be
in the next state.
660
00:47:01,467 --> 00:47:03,200
That woman is like...
661
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:05,467
She just saw different things
for me, that's all.
662
00:47:05,567 --> 00:47:07,067
Thanks. I feel
a lot better now.
663
00:47:07,133 --> 00:47:09,133
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
664
00:47:09,233 --> 00:47:11,733
We need some
salad dressing out here.
665
00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:14,067
KAREN: You wouldn't
if you had chosen...
666
00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:16,300
CAROL: Because grandmas
are best baby sitters.
667
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,567
Ah, reason number 265
not to have children.
668
00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:22,067
You understand?
669
00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:24,867
I mean, please,
aside from dealing
with the bitchy in-laws,
670
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:27,233
kids wreck sex life.
Am I right?
671
00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,233
SAM: Tell me about it.
672
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:32,367
Yeah. I mean, guys,
I'm too young to settle down.
673
00:47:32,467 --> 00:47:34,767
Well, what, isn't marriage
being settled down?
674
00:47:34,867 --> 00:47:35,967
VALERIE: Yeah.
JOHN: Yeah.
675
00:47:36,067 --> 00:47:37,667
KAREN: I call it
too settled down.
676
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:40,233
All will be solved
after the orgy.
677
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,567
Oh, I think that'll
start a lot...
678
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:44,433
Wait a minute.
How would an orgy
work, anyway?
679
00:47:44,533 --> 00:47:46,933
I mean, you know,
so nobody feels left out.
680
00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:51,067
I'll choreograph it,
so everyone is satisfied.
681
00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:54,167
KAREN: Ooh.
SAM: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
682
00:47:54,267 --> 00:47:55,700
SAM: Oh, that's right.
I forgot.
683
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,733
Dave knows everything
about sex.
684
00:47:58,300 --> 00:47:59,433
That's me.
685
00:48:01,233 --> 00:48:03,800
King arrives on his own.
686
00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:05,300
(ALL LAUGHING)
687
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,400
But first... (GROWLS)
688
00:48:08,433 --> 00:48:09,967
SAM: Very warped.
689
00:48:10,067 --> 00:48:13,300
Sam, please.
You don't even know
what warped is.
690
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,233
I mean,
you haven't got a clue.
691
00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,067
Have some chips.
692
00:48:18,133 --> 00:48:19,333
(CHUCKLES)
693
00:48:21,267 --> 00:48:22,500
(LAUGHTER)
694
00:48:23,133 --> 00:48:24,700
Oh. Ow!
695
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,833
Men and women do think
a little differently
about sex, but not a lot.
696
00:48:28,933 --> 00:48:30,900
If men said
what they really thought,
697
00:48:31,067 --> 00:48:32,800
there would be
no more populating the earth.
698
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,300
DAVID: There you are.
All right.
699
00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:36,367
Okay, okay.
700
00:48:36,467 --> 00:48:38,433
Napkin to porn.
Change to porn. Thank you.
701
00:48:38,533 --> 00:48:40,067
What do you really think?
702
00:48:41,967 --> 00:48:45,067
Well, you want us
to be entirely honest.
703
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:48,100
And then when we are,
you don't like what you hear.
704
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,500
So, we lie...a lot.
705
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,833
-Lie?
-No, at least try.
706
00:48:52,933 --> 00:48:53,967
-CAROL: No, you don't.
-You don't lie.
707
00:48:54,067 --> 00:48:55,933
JOHN: No, no.
DAVID: It's a very good point.
708
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,233
He's got a point.
709
00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:00,667
-It's true, you know?
-Like when?
710
00:49:00,767 --> 00:49:03,833
Okay. The other day
when you asked if
711
00:49:03,933 --> 00:49:06,600
I thought that shampoo model
was really good looking,
712
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,933
I said, "Yeah, she's okay."
713
00:49:09,067 --> 00:49:11,333
Well, what if I had told you
714
00:49:11,433 --> 00:49:13,733
that I had already,
let me see,
715
00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:16,067
mentally fucked her
in the ass?
716
00:49:16,133 --> 00:49:18,700
-(DAVID LAUGHING)
-What would you have done?
717
00:49:19,133 --> 00:49:20,500
Thank you.
718
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,300
Would you have
made me that nice
lemon meringue pie, huh?
719
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,500
(DAVID LAUGHING)
720
00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:29,067
(ALL LAUGHING)
721
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:32,200
Damn it, there goes dessert.
722
00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:34,667
You are really disgusting.
723
00:49:34,767 --> 00:49:36,800
DAVID: Jesus.
724
00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:38,067
Well, now...
725
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:40,900
-KAREN: Way to go.
Way to go.
-Yeah.
726
00:49:41,067 --> 00:49:44,100
You know, men aren't
completely honest
with each other, either.
727
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,733
Thanks, pal.
728
00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:48,433
If I told Sam what I really
thought of Karen's ass,
he'd kill me.
729
00:49:48,533 --> 00:49:49,633
I'd kill you.
730
00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:51,467
DAVID: Whoa, whoa.
731
00:49:58,067 --> 00:49:59,733
Waste perfectly
good chocolate?
732
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:03,233
JOHN: Yeah, all right,
Sammy boy.
733
00:50:03,733 --> 00:50:05,733
(LAUGHTER)
734
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:08,367
So, how often do you
fantasize about women?
735
00:50:08,467 --> 00:50:10,067
Only when I see one.
736
00:50:10,733 --> 00:50:12,100
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
737
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,600
Can I throw pies, too?
738
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:19,033
-Hey.
-(LAUGHTER)
739
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,133
-Here, have another one.
-Hey, thanks.
740
00:50:28,267 --> 00:50:30,033
*
741
00:50:33,533 --> 00:50:34,667
(INAUDIBLE)
742
00:52:36,133 --> 00:52:37,233
(INAUDIBLE)
743
00:52:42,767 --> 00:52:44,200
(INAUDIBLE)
744
00:52:52,267 --> 00:52:53,833
(INAUDIBLE)
745
00:53:16,833 --> 00:53:19,067
You know, I wish
you wouldn't make this junk.
746
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,067
I'm getting a gut.
747
00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:23,267
Samantha wanted cakes
for the bake sale.
748
00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:27,200
It's just leftovers.
749
00:53:36,567 --> 00:53:39,567
I found a box
of your nasty magazines
the other day.
750
00:53:39,667 --> 00:53:42,800
Were they so important
that they had to move with us.
751
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:45,067
Why are you bringing that
up again?
752
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:47,067
You know, you don't even know
what nasty is.
753
00:53:47,133 --> 00:53:48,933
Maybe you should have
married a slut.
754
00:53:49,067 --> 00:53:50,633
Well, you used to be a slut.
755
00:53:50,733 --> 00:53:52,733
I can't be a slut and a mom.
756
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,300
Why not?
757
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,767
Why bother?
You can find another slut
in the secretarial pool.
758
00:53:58,867 --> 00:54:02,233
You know, I moved
the whole damn family
to get away from her.
759
00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:05,533
Is that not enough for you,
or are you just gonna play
the ice queen forever?
760
00:54:05,633 --> 00:54:06,767
(GRUNTS)
761
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:08,800
(GLASS SHATTERS)
762
00:54:19,833 --> 00:54:21,933
-Where are you going?
-Out.
763
00:54:22,067 --> 00:54:23,800
-Do you mind?
-Yes, I do.
764
00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:27,067
I have a tennis lesson,
and you're watching the kids.
765
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,233
-Wasn't on the calendar.
-Yes, it was.
766
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:32,633
No, stop it.
767
00:54:33,633 --> 00:54:35,167
Please don't!
768
00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,067
JOHN: Hi, kiddos, how are you?
769
00:54:47,233 --> 00:54:48,467
(SIGHS)
770
00:54:59,467 --> 00:55:00,700
Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
771
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,533
That's okay.
You're worth waiting for.
772
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:05,967
Bet you say that
to all your paying customers.
773
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,300
What I had in mind is free.
774
00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:18,067
Um, we should probably
get to the tennis lessons.
775
00:55:20,967 --> 00:55:22,133
(CHUCKLES)
776
00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:09,333
VALERIE: Care to join me?
777
00:56:43,467 --> 00:56:44,500
Stop.
778
00:56:45,533 --> 00:56:47,133
-Stop.
-No.
779
00:56:47,233 --> 00:56:48,733
-Stop. Come on. come on.
-No.
780
00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:49,833
Stop!
781
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,633
Do you think this turns me on?
782
00:56:54,533 --> 00:56:57,767
I don't know what
turns you on anymore, David.
783
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,467
It sure the hell isn't this.
784
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,633
If you have problems,
the parent,
785
00:57:20,067 --> 00:57:22,100
your children are
gonna have problems.
786
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,567
And if you're not ready
to bring a child
into this world,
787
00:57:28,367 --> 00:57:29,633
you don't do it.
788
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,233
It's not fair to them.
789
00:57:42,867 --> 00:57:44,167
I'm not ready.
790
00:57:48,867 --> 00:57:50,333
Valerie, what's wrong.
791
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,900
David still refuses to make
love to me.
792
00:57:55,067 --> 00:57:58,367
Still? So, like,
just take control.
793
00:57:58,467 --> 00:58:01,333
Take charge.
Make him make love to you.
Use him for what you need.
794
00:58:01,433 --> 00:58:05,167
I mean, you never know.
Maybe he'd like to be
the submissive one.
795
00:58:05,267 --> 00:58:07,800
I don't like to be aggressive.
796
00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:10,533
I don't think David would like
to be submissive.
797
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,733
(SIGHING) Anything I try...
798
00:58:14,833 --> 00:58:17,133
Candles, sexy lingerie,
nothing.
799
00:58:17,233 --> 00:58:19,700
Now you're just using
the wrong end of the candle.
800
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,067
You're really something.
801
00:58:21,167 --> 00:58:22,433
Yeah, but creative.
802
00:58:25,467 --> 00:58:28,367
Maybe I should borrow
more of your dirty magazines.
803
00:58:28,467 --> 00:58:31,067
Dirty? What's dirty?
804
00:58:31,167 --> 00:58:33,067
CAROL:
The stuff in the magazines.
805
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:36,600
Men with men,
women with women.
I don't get it.
806
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:40,500
See, the magazines are fine
if we just accept them
for what they are.
807
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,333
Titillating fantasies
for arousal.
808
00:58:43,433 --> 00:58:46,800
Yeah, but what if you
take those fantasies
and bring them to life?
809
00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:48,733
Make them real.
810
00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:51,367
-You see,
then you ruin the fantasy.
-KAREN: How?
811
00:58:51,467 --> 00:58:54,567
The most powerful
erogenous zone you have
is your brain.
812
00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:56,133
My brain is mush.
813
00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:57,967
Mine isn't.
814
00:58:58,067 --> 00:59:00,933
I have fantasies,
and I wanna act them out.
815
00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:03,733
Isn't our big orgy coming up?
816
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,933
Labor Day, tomorrow?
817
00:59:06,067 --> 00:59:07,267
You see, now,
that's a mistake.
818
00:59:08,133 --> 00:59:10,133
-(SIGHS)
-No, no...
819
00:59:10,233 --> 00:59:14,367
Let's say you fantasize
your whole life about
making love to another woman.
820
00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:15,833
Yeah?
821
00:59:15,933 --> 00:59:19,433
Well, in your fantasy,
everything's all so focused
and beautiful.
822
00:59:19,533 --> 00:59:22,100
You don't have cellulite,
she's perfect.
823
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,967
She knows your every wish
and desire.
824
00:59:25,067 --> 00:59:27,333
There are no consequences.
825
00:59:27,433 --> 00:59:31,167
But the reality is,
you do have cellulite.
826
00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:33,067
Chances are so does she.
827
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,200
She doesn't even know you.
828
00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:38,467
So how's she gonna know
your every wish and desire?
829
00:59:38,567 --> 00:59:40,767
As for consequences,
830
00:59:40,867 --> 00:59:42,833
what if she's
processing your loan?
831
00:59:42,933 --> 00:59:44,600
You don't make her cum,
you don't get the house?
832
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:46,067
(LAUGHTER)
833
00:59:47,067 --> 00:59:48,167
David would say,
834
00:59:48,267 --> 00:59:50,900
"All will be solved
after our orgy tomorrow."
835
00:59:51,067 --> 00:59:52,267
VALERIE: Yeah, right.
836
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,100
WAITER:
I'm sorry, Mrs. Gordon,
837
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,067
I've been asked
by the credit card company
to keep your card.
838
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:03,000
Oh, there must be
some mistake.
839
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,933
KAREN: Here, don't...
Don't worry, I'll get it.
840
01:00:05,033 --> 01:00:06,667
There you go.
841
01:00:06,767 --> 01:00:08,200
CAROL: Thank you.
842
01:00:26,933 --> 01:00:28,933
What the hell is going on?
843
01:00:29,033 --> 01:00:30,533
What are you talking about?
844
01:00:30,633 --> 01:00:32,033
My credit card
was confiscated.
845
01:00:32,133 --> 01:00:34,367
I haven't put anything on it
in over a year!
846
01:00:34,467 --> 01:00:35,967
(SIGHS) We'll talk
about it later.
847
01:00:36,067 --> 01:00:38,200
No, we will talk about it now!
848
01:00:39,533 --> 01:00:41,367
Takes two to have
a conversation.
849
01:00:43,733 --> 01:00:45,267
Fine.
850
01:00:45,367 --> 01:00:47,333
I'll call
the credit card company.
851
01:00:47,433 --> 01:00:49,500
I'll get copies
of the charges.
852
01:00:54,467 --> 01:00:58,000
I can tell my friends,
my girlfriends
853
01:01:00,567 --> 01:01:03,567
some amazingly
personal things.
854
01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:08,267
But I can't talk to John.
855
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,400
I don't know why.
856
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:20,433
Maybe I'm afraid that
he would know me too well.
857
01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:28,367
And then he could
really hurt me.
858
01:01:33,367 --> 01:01:34,800
DAVID:
Here's to another Labor Day.
859
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:36,467
(ALL CHEERING)
860
01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:38,133
KAREN: Yup, It's Labor Day,
all right.
861
01:01:38,233 --> 01:01:39,733
-DAVID: To togetherness.
-Fuckin' A.
862
01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:42,067
-Togetherness.
-DAVID: If I recall correctly,
863
01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:44,533
you guys all owe me something.
864
01:01:44,633 --> 01:01:46,833
-What could it be?
-KAREN: Ooh.
865
01:01:46,933 --> 01:01:49,067
DAVID: What can that be?
That's a good question.
866
01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:50,133
You don't remember?
867
01:01:50,233 --> 01:01:51,667
-I...
-Okay.
868
01:01:51,767 --> 01:01:53,667
-Do you remember?
-I'm gonna have to
help you out here, okay?
869
01:01:53,767 --> 01:01:55,233
Let's see. Uh...
870
01:01:57,067 --> 01:01:58,567
Is that an urge?
871
01:01:58,667 --> 01:01:59,833
ALL: No.
872
01:02:00,067 --> 01:02:01,567
That's not quite...
873
01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:03,467
-Something like it, though.
-DAVID: Okay, okay.
874
01:02:03,567 --> 01:02:05,800
What else?
875
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:08,567
An orchestration.
876
01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:10,700
Three strikes
and you're out, Dave.
877
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,233
DAVID: Close, close.
That's not it.
Okay, I'm getting close.
878
01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:14,700
Sounds like gossip.
879
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,467
Give me a second,
I'll get this.
880
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,167
I know. An orgy!
881
01:02:20,267 --> 01:02:21,800
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
882
01:02:25,467 --> 01:02:27,333
-Remember? Come on now.
-(MOUTHING)
883
01:02:27,433 --> 01:02:29,133
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
884
01:02:29,233 --> 01:02:30,767
Orgy.
885
01:02:30,867 --> 01:02:32,067
Okay, fine. Fine.
886
01:02:32,167 --> 01:02:33,867
It's like I gotta do
all the work now.
887
01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:37,633
Let's see. How am I known
to do this? I know.
888
01:02:37,733 --> 01:02:41,133
You, professor, you, my dear,
you come with me.
889
01:02:41,233 --> 01:02:43,067
-I'll go with you.
-Go get him, babe.
890
01:02:43,167 --> 01:02:44,867
-DAVID: You go here.
-(KAREN LAUGHING)
891
01:02:44,967 --> 01:02:46,133
Hit me anywhere.
892
01:02:46,233 --> 01:02:48,067
-You sit right now.
-Here?
893
01:02:48,167 --> 01:02:49,800
-Now, down.
-SAM: Thank you very much.
894
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:52,133
-And you, my dear...
-VALERIE: Uh-oh, next victim.
895
01:02:52,233 --> 01:02:54,067
-...you come this way.
-JOHN: Hmm.
896
01:02:54,167 --> 01:02:55,633
I think he's really into orgy.
897
01:02:55,733 --> 01:02:57,800
VALERIE: Oh, my God,
around here. Uh-oh.
898
01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,400
There you go.
899
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:01,800
-You sit right, right there.
-Go, go, go.
900
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:05,067
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-(LAUGHING)
901
01:03:05,167 --> 01:03:07,400
Easy, killer. Easy, killer.
902
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,933
And you!
903
01:03:09,067 --> 01:03:10,667
(LAUGHING)
904
01:03:10,767 --> 01:03:12,733
-KAREN: I would run.
-You.
905
01:03:13,667 --> 01:03:15,600
You shall be mine.
906
01:03:17,067 --> 01:03:18,333
DAVID: Mine's no good.
907
01:03:18,433 --> 01:03:20,067
(WOMEN LAUGH)
908
01:03:20,133 --> 01:03:21,433
Sit, sit down.
909
01:03:21,533 --> 01:03:24,867
Oh, poor John's all alone now.
910
01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:27,500
(VALERIE CLEARING THROAT)
911
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,767
Oh. Give her
some tongue, Dave.
912
01:03:30,533 --> 01:03:32,167
-Oh.
-SAM: Go ahead.
913
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:36,300
Excuse me, you guys
have your own partners,
so, please.
914
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,100
Since when do we take lessons
from you?
915
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,633
Yeah, we'll watch a master.
916
01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,567
-KAREN: Start.
-JOHN: Begin.
917
01:03:41,667 --> 01:03:43,067
-(GIGGLES)
-(LAUGHS)
918
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,767
DAVID:
Doing some smacking in there.
919
01:03:46,867 --> 01:03:48,933
You're so lip-smacking fun.
920
01:03:49,067 --> 01:03:50,433
VALERIE: Sounds noisy.
921
01:03:52,067 --> 01:03:53,467
SAM: She's loving it!
922
01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:57,367
Oh, what's going on
over there.
923
01:03:57,467 --> 01:03:59,367
-Uh-oh.
-Oh, no.
924
01:03:59,467 --> 01:04:01,233
SAM: Oh, isn't that fun?
925
01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:04,067
Yeah, pull your
pants down, pal.
926
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:05,633
David.
927
01:04:05,733 --> 01:04:07,667
-That's enough, David.
-(DAVID GROANS)
928
01:04:07,767 --> 01:04:09,100
-JOHN: Come on. Come on.
-David.
929
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,400
-Bad boy.
-KAREN: It's not funny.
930
01:04:12,367 --> 01:04:13,400
SAM: No, it's not
funny, David.
931
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,333
If it's a joke, it's gone
far enough, all right.
932
01:04:15,433 --> 01:04:17,667
What, you want me, too?
Come on, come on.
933
01:04:17,767 --> 01:04:19,100
-Come on, I'm ready.
Come on.
-No, I don't.
934
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,767
It was a joke, David.
It's over. That's enough.
935
01:04:21,867 --> 01:04:23,867
-Just let it...
-JOHN: (SIGHS) Shit.
936
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,367
Come on, now. Wait a minute.
No, no, no.
937
01:04:28,467 --> 01:04:30,200
It's not a joke. We had
a deal, remember?
938
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,433
Huh? We made a deal!
939
01:04:33,533 --> 01:04:35,533
No, no. Come on now.
We made a deal.
940
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:40,133
-David, stop it. It's a joke.
-JOHN: Easy.
941
01:04:40,733 --> 01:04:42,100
It's over now, right.
942
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:46,167
Well, sorry, Dave,
you can't have an orgy
all by yourself.
943
01:04:46,267 --> 01:04:48,267
It's one of the rules.
(CHUCKLES)
944
01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:49,867
KAREN: I think he's right.
945
01:04:51,967 --> 01:04:53,233
SAM: Oh, man.
946
01:04:54,167 --> 01:04:55,700
(SAM TEASING)
947
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:56,833
KAREN: Wouldn't be
much of an orgy.
948
01:04:56,933 --> 01:04:58,333
-(SAM CACKLING)
-I was just kidding.
949
01:04:58,433 --> 01:05:00,500
-Come on. Come on.
-KAREN: He could probably
make it work, though.
950
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,833
Got you all excited,
though, didn't I?
951
01:05:01,933 --> 01:05:04,567
-Oh, I was in a frenzy.
-DAVID: Major thing.
952
01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:06,133
SAM: Oh, my God,
you had me fooled.
953
01:05:06,233 --> 01:05:07,467
DAVID: I did, though,
didn't I?
954
01:05:07,567 --> 01:05:09,333
(SAM CACKLING)
955
01:05:09,433 --> 01:05:11,500
KAREN: Yeah, yeah.
JOHN: Yeah, right.
956
01:05:31,067 --> 01:05:33,800
(SIGHS) I tried.
957
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:36,900
I really did. I tried talking
to Sam about it.
958
01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:40,633
Like it would
magically fix things.
959
01:05:46,867 --> 01:05:48,067
It didn't.
960
01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:52,500
If it was anything,
it made it worse.
961
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,500
You know,
you're really beautiful.
962
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,333
Yeah, right.
963
01:05:59,633 --> 01:06:01,567
Karen counts totally
964
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:06,100
on her sexuality
for validation.
965
01:06:09,067 --> 01:06:11,600
If she's not getting
some kind of
966
01:06:12,967 --> 01:06:14,667
animal response,
967
01:06:17,667 --> 01:06:19,267
it's not good enough.
968
01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:22,533
Karen.
969
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:24,900
Karen.
970
01:06:26,567 --> 01:06:28,100
-I love you.
-(CHUCKLES)
971
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:32,900
How can you, Sam?
You don't even know me.
972
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:39,233
Of course, I do.
Of course, I do.
We have our goals.
973
01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:42,533
2.3 kids that
we're working on, and we
have our own business.
974
01:06:42,633 --> 01:06:44,233
We like to travel.
975
01:06:48,233 --> 01:06:50,067
Sam, what...
Where have you been?
976
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,733
Where have you been?
977
01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:55,467
Have you just not even noticed
that I've changed?
978
01:06:55,567 --> 01:06:58,567
-You haven't gained
that much weight.
-God damn it, Sam.
979
01:06:58,667 --> 01:07:01,700
I'm serious. You just don't
even listen to me.
980
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,900
Why did you marry me?
981
01:07:08,367 --> 01:07:10,633
I don't even know
what you want anymore.
982
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:17,700
I don't think that
I want you anymore.
983
01:07:21,467 --> 01:07:22,800
Wait a second.
984
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,800
What are you talking about?
985
01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:29,800
God, cut it out with all this
romantic crap, Sam.
986
01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:31,467
I'm so sick of it!
987
01:07:31,567 --> 01:07:33,267
God, what do I have to do?
988
01:07:33,367 --> 01:07:36,167
What do I have to do
to get you to be a real man?
Where are your real emotions?
989
01:07:36,267 --> 01:07:38,067
Don't hide them from me.
God damn it!
990
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,833
-What do you want?
-Stop being such a wimp!
991
01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:42,700
I am not a wimp!
992
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,533
-Yes.
-I am...
No, I am not a wimp!
993
01:07:46,067 --> 01:07:47,433
God damn it!
994
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,267
(KAREN SOBBING)
995
01:08:02,233 --> 01:08:04,233
I lost it. I...
996
01:08:07,567 --> 01:08:09,633
In an instant,
I could have killed her.
997
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:12,433
(SIGHS)
998
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,967
She pushed me,
999
01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:23,633
but blaming her does not
make me feel any better.
1000
01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:26,067
I hurt her,
1001
01:08:27,667 --> 01:08:30,500
and I don't know if we're
ever gonna get past that.
1002
01:08:40,233 --> 01:08:41,567
John?
1003
01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:42,833
(JOHN MOANS)
1004
01:08:44,067 --> 01:08:45,367
Are you awake?
1005
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,133
Mmm, yeah.
1006
01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:00,333
Thanks for sticking up for me
back there.
1007
01:09:01,567 --> 01:09:04,133
Mmm. Mmm, yeah, no problem.
1008
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,900
(JOHN MOANING)
1009
01:10:50,767 --> 01:10:52,933
Where'd you learn
how to do that?
1010
01:10:56,767 --> 01:10:59,167
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1011
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,400
I can't believe
you just said that.
1012
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:03,633
(SIGHS)
1013
01:11:08,867 --> 01:11:12,067
God, is this what the rest of
our lives is gonna...
1014
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:14,500
Are we gonna have to
guard every word?
1015
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,333
You made your bed. Lie in it.
1016
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,967
(SIGHS)
1017
01:11:49,233 --> 01:11:52,533
Yeah, this is John.
Is Monica available?
1018
01:11:52,633 --> 01:11:54,467
No, I don't want anyone else.
1019
01:11:55,867 --> 01:11:58,067
All right, let me
give you another card.
1020
01:11:59,467 --> 01:12:03,400
4-5-1-0-8-7-3-7
1021
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:07,300
6-5-5-3-9-7-6-3. Yeah.
1022
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:08,800
Okay.
1023
01:12:19,233 --> 01:12:22,567
-(AUTO DIALING)
-(LINE RINGING)
1024
01:12:22,667 --> 01:12:24,333
WOMAN: Jane's escort service.
1025
01:12:26,633 --> 01:12:28,100
Fuck you!
1026
01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:32,367
It's hard to want him again,
1027
01:12:34,967 --> 01:12:37,233
knowing he's been
with another woman.
1028
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,067
His hands,
1029
01:12:45,567 --> 01:12:46,967
his mouth,
1030
01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:50,133
his thoughts.
1031
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,633
But
1032
01:12:58,133 --> 01:13:02,600
it's hard to
not want him again.
1033
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:16,400
So, you wanna try again?
1034
01:15:19,367 --> 01:15:20,600
I'm sorry.
1035
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:25,733
I love my wife.
1036
01:15:28,633 --> 01:15:30,733
I don't know
how to get her back.
1037
01:15:34,467 --> 01:15:36,500
You always say
she doesn't talk to you.
1038
01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:40,200
Have you ever tried
talking to her?
1039
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:51,933
No.
1040
01:15:57,867 --> 01:15:59,067
Damn him!
1041
01:16:04,667 --> 01:16:05,867
(SOBBING)
1042
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,700
DAVID: Tonight,
1043
01:16:17,533 --> 01:16:19,200
I'm in charge.
1044
01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:25,433
So, stud, what do you have
in mind for me?
1045
01:16:25,533 --> 01:16:26,933
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
1046
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:35,067
(SHUDDERS)
1047
01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:40,467
Maybe it's time
to take this relationship
to a new level.
1048
01:17:07,567 --> 01:17:09,733
KAREN: Who the hell is this?
1049
01:17:09,833 --> 01:17:12,200
DAVID: She's here
to teach us a few lessons.
1050
01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:14,467
Turns out,
we're just amateurs.
1051
01:17:14,567 --> 01:17:17,067
David, I liked
being an amateur.
1052
01:17:17,167 --> 01:17:20,767
Come on, Karen,
let yourself go.
1053
01:17:20,867 --> 01:17:23,433
This is what
you've been wanting, hmm?
1054
01:17:23,533 --> 01:17:25,333
What you fantasize about.
1055
01:17:25,433 --> 01:17:27,600
In one way,
you get another chance.
1056
01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:29,900
Come on, you know you want it.
1057
01:17:30,067 --> 01:17:32,667
This is all just
part of a game.
1058
01:17:36,533 --> 01:17:38,733
And the name of the game is...
1059
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:43,100
-Ugh.
-Humiliation.
1060
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,267
(STRUGGLING) No,
it's supposed to be
fun, David.
1061
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,067
Yes. For me!
1062
01:17:50,067 --> 01:17:51,067
KAREN: What?
1063
01:17:52,767 --> 01:17:54,967
I'm not gonna fuck
your boyfriend.
1064
01:18:01,067 --> 01:18:06,067
Are ready?
Why don't you come down...
1065
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,633
KAREN: David.
1066
01:18:14,667 --> 01:18:15,767
David.
1067
01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:17,867
David.
1068
01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:19,733
(GRUNTING)
1069
01:18:21,533 --> 01:18:24,600
Like you said, it's just sex.
1070
01:18:27,567 --> 01:18:29,167
David.
1071
01:18:29,267 --> 01:18:31,700
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-David.
1072
01:18:34,067 --> 01:18:35,600
David, no!
1073
01:18:50,267 --> 01:18:51,833
I don't know how to fix it.
1074
01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:58,967
I just know
1075
01:19:02,633 --> 01:19:05,300
I can't live
the rest of my life this way.
1076
01:19:28,067 --> 01:19:31,067
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
1077
01:19:31,133 --> 01:19:35,500
We move our family
halfway across the state
to get away from your lover,
1078
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,567
and you call
an escort service!
1079
01:19:37,667 --> 01:19:39,067
I'm getting my needs met
1080
01:19:39,167 --> 01:19:40,933
because you sure as hell
won't have anything
to do with it.
1081
01:19:41,067 --> 01:19:43,067
That doesn't give you the
right to go cadding around!
1082
01:19:43,133 --> 01:19:46,900
-What the fuck
do you want me to do?
-I want you to respect me.
1083
01:19:47,067 --> 01:19:49,367
I want you to respect
our wedding vows.
1084
01:19:49,467 --> 01:19:51,067
Why? You don't.
1085
01:19:51,167 --> 01:19:52,400
Damn you!
1086
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:55,167
All right. So what if I was
with a prostitute, huh?
1087
01:19:55,267 --> 01:19:57,200
Can you smell her on me?
1088
01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:59,067
She smells good, doesn't she?
1089
01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:01,533
You know what,
she was really good!
1090
01:20:01,633 --> 01:20:04,167
In fact, the best I ever had.
You smell that?
1091
01:20:04,267 --> 01:20:06,100
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
1092
01:20:08,633 --> 01:20:11,933
She is not the only one
this hurts.
1093
01:20:12,733 --> 01:20:14,700
It hurts me, too.
1094
01:20:19,667 --> 01:20:24,833
You don't think that
I buy into that
perfect family dream?
1095
01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:31,467
(SIGHS)
1096
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:34,633
Hey, isn't that
your tennis coach?
1097
01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:38,600
CAROL: Yeah, he used to be.
1098
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:42,633
(SIGHS) Some group.
1099
01:20:42,733 --> 01:20:45,067
I look like death warmed over.
1100
01:20:45,167 --> 01:20:48,067
(SCOFFS) I feel like
death warmed over.
1101
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,433
So, how's your love life?
1102
01:20:54,667 --> 01:20:56,467
That'll really cheer us up.
1103
01:20:57,900 --> 01:21:00,900
Mine is worse than ever.
1104
01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:05,067
-How do you and John do it?
-(SCOFFS)
1105
01:21:05,733 --> 01:21:06,933
Badly.
1106
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:11,400
We never made love
since the affair.
1107
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,867
Carol, that was
over a year ago.
1108
01:21:13,967 --> 01:21:17,167
I mean, I don't understand
how you can live like that.
1109
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,167
Don't you have needs?
1110
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,067
-No.
-No?
1111
01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:27,867
It's like that part of my life
is just a closed book.
1112
01:21:27,967 --> 01:21:31,533
I mean, I missed it at first,
mostly just the cuddling.
1113
01:21:32,433 --> 01:21:34,233
But after a while,
1114
01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:36,967
it just doesn't matter.
1115
01:21:38,367 --> 01:21:39,800
What went wrong?
1116
01:21:40,633 --> 01:21:42,333
Well...
1117
01:21:42,433 --> 01:21:44,467
John brought home
dirty magazines
1118
01:21:44,567 --> 01:21:49,233
and I got mad,
started to close off.
1119
01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:53,600
And then he protested
by bringing home
racier and racier magazines.
1120
01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:58,067
Then he had the affair.
1121
01:21:59,733 --> 01:22:01,600
VALERIE:
Don't you wanna fix it?
1122
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,333
I don't know.
1123
01:22:05,867 --> 01:22:08,933
I just found out he was using
an escort service.
1124
01:22:09,067 --> 01:22:11,367
VALERIE: (EXHALES)
Are you sure?
1125
01:22:11,467 --> 01:22:12,567
Yeah.
1126
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:17,100
That's why my credit card
was maxed out.
1127
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,067
And I caught him calling them.
1128
01:22:20,967 --> 01:22:22,833
We had a huge fight.
1129
01:22:26,067 --> 01:22:28,333
-Well, what do you want to do?
-What do you mean?
1130
01:22:29,967 --> 01:22:31,600
You have a choice.
1131
01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:35,633
Do you wanna
stay married or not?
1132
01:22:38,867 --> 01:22:40,167
I don't know.
1133
01:22:43,067 --> 01:22:45,800
Doesn't anybody have
a happy marriage anymore?
1134
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,633
Karen, you're so lucky.
1135
01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:51,067
Sam is...
1136
01:22:51,133 --> 01:22:52,567
He's amazing.
1137
01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:58,633
(SOFTLY) Yeah, he is.
1138
01:23:03,567 --> 01:23:04,767
(SPUTTERS)
1139
01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:06,967
That's it.
1140
01:23:08,067 --> 01:23:09,533
We're phased out.
1141
01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:12,767
Shit.
1142
01:23:14,567 --> 01:23:17,200
Well, I'm gonna
1143
01:23:18,533 --> 01:23:21,167
buy my wife some flowers
on the way home.
1144
01:23:22,567 --> 01:23:24,500
Break it to her real gentle.
1145
01:23:27,433 --> 01:23:31,600
(SIGHING) It would take
more than flowers
to put my life back in order.
1146
01:23:34,067 --> 01:23:37,867
All I wanna do is start over.
1147
01:23:37,967 --> 01:23:39,833
The beginning, with Carol.
1148
01:23:40,767 --> 01:23:41,967
(SOBBING)
1149
01:24:35,233 --> 01:24:36,600
Where are you going?
1150
01:24:45,633 --> 01:24:47,600
There's no easy way
to say this.
1151
01:24:52,933 --> 01:24:54,767
I had a vasectomy
two years ago.
1152
01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:56,833
What?
1153
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:00,967
I don't understand.
1154
01:25:02,067 --> 01:25:03,733
I don't want what you want.
1155
01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:06,933
I'll call when I get
a new address.
1156
01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:11,500
-What?
-(DAVID ZIPPING BAG)
1157
01:25:14,767 --> 01:25:16,233
You're leaving me?
1158
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,567
Why?
1159
01:25:26,133 --> 01:25:27,800
What did I do?
1160
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:33,067
What... What did I do?
1161
01:25:34,100 --> 01:25:36,233
I've been a good wife to you.
1162
01:25:38,067 --> 01:25:39,500
God damn you!
1163
01:25:40,633 --> 01:25:42,700
God damn you!
1164
01:25:47,167 --> 01:25:49,433
(WHIMPERING)
I've been the perfect wife.
1165
01:25:52,867 --> 01:25:54,400
It's not you.
1166
01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:57,967
It's me.
1167
01:26:00,733 --> 01:26:02,100
I'm so sorry.
1168
01:26:05,967 --> 01:26:07,533
I never meant to hurt you.
1169
01:26:12,067 --> 01:26:13,200
No.
1170
01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:19,533
(SOBBING)
1171
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:48,700
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1172
01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:39,733
-Karen I thought
that's what you wanted.
-(SOBBING)
1173
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,700
I've done
a lot of things, Sam.
1174
01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:10,867
It's not what I want anymore.
1175
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:17,133
It's just sex.
1176
01:28:23,233 --> 01:28:24,933
All I want is you.
1177
01:28:58,433 --> 01:28:59,667
(CAR HONKS)
1178
01:29:01,167 --> 01:29:02,400
Girls.
1179
01:29:07,833 --> 01:29:09,233
Here, honey.
1180
01:29:10,067 --> 01:29:11,533
SAMANTHA: Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
1181
01:29:11,633 --> 01:29:12,900
Have a good day.
1182
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:14,867
SAMANTHA: Thanks.
1183
01:29:14,967 --> 01:29:16,833
JOHN: Carol.
1184
01:29:16,933 --> 01:29:20,267
-We need to talk.
-You're damn right we do.
1185
01:29:20,367 --> 01:29:21,833
Things have gotten
out of hand, okay.
1186
01:29:21,933 --> 01:29:23,400
Yes, they have.
1187
01:29:26,067 --> 01:29:27,200
Do you want to leave me?
1188
01:29:27,300 --> 01:29:28,667
Right now I do.
1189
01:29:30,233 --> 01:29:31,367
Okay.
1190
01:29:37,433 --> 01:29:39,533
My job has been phased out.
1191
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:41,400
And, uh...
1192
01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:43,867
Well, I guess you just picked
a real winner, huh?
1193
01:29:47,267 --> 01:29:50,067
Um, I want to go to
counseling this time, okay?
1194
01:29:53,267 --> 01:29:56,700
But the whole thing is
up to you,
because I know this...
1195
01:29:57,767 --> 01:29:59,467
This entire thing is my fault.
1196
01:30:02,933 --> 01:30:04,800
I just don't want to lose you.
1197
01:30:06,233 --> 01:30:07,633
-Or the kids.
-(SNIFFLES)
1198
01:30:20,433 --> 01:30:21,867
Where are we going?
1199
01:30:21,967 --> 01:30:23,767
Wherever the next flight
takes us.83228
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