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And so, if we've got
a binomial with two terms,
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we use the FOIL method
to simplify the equation.
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Gabby Duran!
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Care to explain why
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you're a full 20 minutes
late this morning?
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(nervous laugh)
Funny story actually.
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I was hurrying
to get ready for school, when my phone rang.
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It was the mayor,
and she wanted me to
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Let's not do this.
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Do you at least have
yesterday's assignment?
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♪
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I think we both
know that I don't.
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(ringtone playing)
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Not the best time, I know,
but I really should take this.
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Just... go to
the principal's office.
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Gabby:
Already on the way!
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Gabby.
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Principal.
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Shall we jam?
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Let's jam.
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(baroque music playing)
(both humming)
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Mm! What about this?
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The cafeteria
does Taco Tuesdays on Wednesdays.
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(pop)
And what do we do on Tuesday?
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Also Taco Tuesday!
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Ah! I'll tell the lunch staff
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to double our queso fresco
budget. (laughs)
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(laughs)
(school bell)
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Well, I should jet.
Thanks for the jam session.
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Anytime.
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Why did you come in here again?
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(scoffs) Can't remember!
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I'm sure it wasn't
important though.
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Later, Jambroni!
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Later, Jambroni! Ah...
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(both laugh)
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Mm...
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♪ ♪
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It's good being friends
with the principal.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skateoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mmhmm, I do my thing ♪
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♪ ♪
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(slams)
(gasps)
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Wes, we've got
a situation on our hands.
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The Congressional Fitness Test?
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What's the big deal?
We do it every year.
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That's the big deal, Wes!
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They added a mile run this year.
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A mile... run!
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You're gonna have to
spell it out for me.
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Sweating, cramping,
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getting somewhere
unnaturally quickly.
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It goes against
everything I stand for.
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(scoffs)
You know who likes running? Freaks!
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That's who.
Jace: Uhoh!
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You guys see this?!
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Someone's gonna
get his run on! Oh!
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I should whip up some of
my homemade energy drink!
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See? (scoffs)
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I'm getting out of this test.
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(laughs) Well, good luck.
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Personally, I'm looking
forward to the CFT.
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It allows me to showcase my
one truly elite athletic skill.
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The sitandreach.
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♪ ♪
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The sitandreach?
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King of the Exercises?!
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You sit down and reach
as far forward as you can.
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And you're good at this?
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No.
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I'm great.
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The sitting,
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the reaching, it hits
all my strong points!
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And this year, I'm gonna...
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And you're not listening
to a word I'm saying
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'cause you're just
coming up with ways
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to get out of this run,
aren't you?
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Yeah! I bet Swifty would
let me outta the test.
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Good idea, Wes.
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(laughs) Some days,
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I'm not sure what I'm getting
out of this relationship.
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Absolutely not.
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Wait, for real?
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Why not?
It's just a dumb test.
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It is not some
"dumb test," Gabby.
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It is the Congressional
Fitness Test!
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How else could we
quantify your capacity (sighs)
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for pushups, pullups,
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and the King of Exercises,
the sitandreach?
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Come on, Swifty.
We're Jambronies!
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I am your Jambroni, yes,
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but I am also
principal of this school.
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And as principal,
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I need to ensure that
every student complies
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with the statewide
fitness standards.
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Including you.
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By making me run around
in a giant pointless circle?
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I'm sorry, Gabby,
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but I have to put my foot down.
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You are taking this test.
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You're dirty, you're loud,
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you smell like an old tent,
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and I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I need your help.
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I'm listening.
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The Greater HavensburgArea
Geography Bee is coming up,
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and there are certain
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members of my family that are...
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invested in me winning it.
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Winning my county Geo Bee was
the proudest moment of my life.
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The other kids called me
Queen Bee, and when you win,
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that's what I'm gonna
call you. (gasps)
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(loud whisper):
We're gonna be a pair of Queen Bees! Yes.
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(bee buzzing)
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(buzzing gets louder, distorted)
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So, win the dumb geography bee.
What's the big deal?
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The big deal is I have
crippling stage fright!
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It's haunted me my entire life.
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But you seem to have
no problem looking like
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a complete fool in front
of just about anybody.
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I don't know who this
"Just About Anybody" is,
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but he's really
starting to tick me off.
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See? Exactly!
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Teach me your wisdom.
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I don't know.
What's in it for me?
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The grand prize includes
a gift certificate to Tropics,
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that islandthemed
restaurant downtown.
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Help me, and I'll spl
I'm in.
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Just picture it.
(tropical music)
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Me, relaxing in the
sandy booths of Tropics... (wind blowing)
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taking a drink from
the shell of one fruit... (seagull cawing)
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holding the juice of
a different fruit...
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Hey!
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We don't have time for
your weird fruit fantasies.
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You're right.
Let's cure that stage fright.
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♪ ♪
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Swift (edited recording):
Gabby Duran is here by
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excused from theCongressional
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Fitness Test! Please
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do not follow up.Yours truly,
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PrincipalPrincipal? Swift.
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(puts down phone)
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Mr. Bevelaqua,
your gym teacher,
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brought it to my attention.
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He assumed that
I had hit my head
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in some sort of
boating accident.
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That took me so long
to cut together!
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This isn't a joke, Gabby.
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I gave you direct instruction,
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and you deliberately
ignored my authority.
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It's... inexcusable.
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I'm going to give you
one more chance.
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Take the test,
and all will be forgiven.
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Absolutely not.
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(scoffs)
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Then, the Jambronies
are no more!
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(gasps)
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You have broken
the Circle of Crust!
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Fine.
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But I want my
huckleberry jams back!
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Oh... Some of those were mine!
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(exhales)
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♪ ♪
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And then he says
I have to take the test.
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Can you believe that?
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You think you're
friends with someone,
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and then they go
and make you run a mile.
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I'd never make you run a mile.
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See? And that's
why we get along.
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(whirring, crunch, zapping)
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Sorry! Sorry!
(click)
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(whirring down)
Still a work in progress. (nervous laugh)
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So, uh, what are
you gonna do?
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Oh, don't worry about me.
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If there's one thing
Gabby Duran knows how to do,
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it's getting out of
taking a test.
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Thankfully, my gym teacher
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isn't the sharpest kickball
in the bag.
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Fooling him will be no problem.
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(field chatter)
(whistling)
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Attention, students!
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I will be personally
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filling in as your gym teacher
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to ensure that every student
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is prepared for tomorrow's
Congressional Fitness Test,
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regardless of whatever
clearly fake reasons
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they may have
for getting out of it.
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Oh, come on!
(rip)
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Let's begin with lunges.
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Shall we?
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(sighs)
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The best way to cure
your stage fright
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is to just throw you
into the deep end.
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Interesting metaphor.
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So, you're saying I have
to face my fears head on.
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Force myself to confront
the stage fright.
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Uh, no. I'm saying I wanna
throw you into a pool,
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but whatever.
We can do your thing.
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(beep)
(whirring)
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(hissing)
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Stand up there.
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Okay...
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(beep)
(whirring)
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♪ ♪
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If you can recall dumb map facts
in front of a holographic crowd,
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then you can do it
in front of real people.
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Name all the countries
in the range of the Himalayan Mountains!
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Nepal.
(beep)
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You're bad at geography!
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Hey, people are mean.
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Uh, China.
(beep)
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Boo! I don't like your voice!
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Uh, Pakistan?
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(beep)
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Get off the stage, poser!
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Where was I? Uh...
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Brunei? Um, I mean Bhutan.
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(laughter)
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(laughter continues)
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How's my Queen Bee?
(buzzing)
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(bee buzzing)
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(buzz, laughter)
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Ah! I can't! I can't!
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(buzzing, laughter)
(beep)
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(thud)
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Honestly, this is going
better than I expected.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Wes! Excited to run?
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I only have eyes
for one exercise.
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The sitandreach.
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Oh, eye of the tiger.
Me, too.
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That's why I made
a big ol' batch
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of my homemade energy drink.
It's got, like,
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tons of electrolytes,
plus honey from bees
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that I spent the whole
summer volunteering... Gabby!
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...to repopulate.
You made it!
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For sure. No doubt.
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(sighs) I actually wondered
if you would try to pull
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some stunt to get outta this.
259
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,318
You know, I'm proud of you.
260
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,237
It takes a big person
to suck it up,
261
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,322
admit they were wrong,
and just (phone vibrating)
262
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,119
(vibrating)
263
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,495
♪ ♪
264
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,039
(clicks phone)
265
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,834
Uh... hello?
266
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,043
Gabby (on phone):
Wessy boy!
267
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,338
How are you doing this?
268
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,299
I decided to have Fritz
build a GabbyBot
269
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,342
to run the mile for me.
What do you think?
270
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,761
(beeping)
271
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,972
It's so lifelike.
272
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,682
(metallic tapping)
273
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,142
(whir)
Stop that.
274
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,186
(mariachi music)
I don't know. Maybe,
275
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,979
I just wasn't meant
for the highstakes world
276
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,772
of competitive geography.
277
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,984
Well, I'm not giving up.
If we don't figure this out,
278
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,736
we'll never get
to eat at Tropics,
279
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,864
and we'll be stuck at dumps like
this for the rest of our lives!
280
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,909
You heard me! Dumps!
281
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,203
Do not. Badmouth.
282
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,913
The restaurant. You get me?
283
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,748
Sorry, sir.
284
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,167
(sighs)
285
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,212
Think, Olivia.
There's gotta be some way to beat this.
286
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,423
Well...
287
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,175
there is this one thing.
288
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,302
When I was a kid, I
You're, like, 9.
289
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,222
Yeah. And when I was 5,
290
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,807
I had this character I would
do whenever I felt scared.
291
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,518
(Aboriginal music)
Barbara from Brisbane.
292
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,853
How does that work?
293
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,065
You know,
she's tougher than I am,
294
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,108
so she can be brave
when I'm not.
295
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,818
Also, she's Australian.
296
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,239
Wait.
297
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,949
Do you think Barbara
could help us
298
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,075
with my stage fight problem?
299
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,118
Only one way to know for sure.
300
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,495
You're right.
301
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,208
(Aboriginal music)
302
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,170
(Australian accent): Oi!
(gasps)
303
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,463
Ask me a geography question!
304
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,590
Uh, what's
the capital of Taiwan?
305
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,259
Taipei! You hear that,
306
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,927
you rowdy bogans?
307
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,596
You're doing it!
I'm doing it!
308
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,139
We'll never have to eat
at this dump again!
309
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,182
We'll never have to eat
at this dump again!
310
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,435
Okay.
Now you need to leave.
311
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,106
(grunting)
(beeping)
312
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,024
(laughs)
You ready, Fritz?
313
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,901
Let's do this!
Let's do this.
314
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,988
♪ ♪
315
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,658
(clicking)
Wesley (straining): Reach...
316
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:04,867
(mechanical whirring)
317
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,953
(impressed murmuring)
318
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,955
Oh!
319
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,248
(crunch)
320
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,420
Oh...
Wesley (straining): Reach...
321
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,089
(whirring)
322
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,090
Oh.
323
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,177
Swift:
Mmhmm, ha, ha.
324
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,887
(clicking)
Wesley (straining): Reach...
325
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,099
Swift: Good work, Wesley.
(laughs)
326
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,476
Wesley:
A new personal best!
327
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,145
Hm.
328
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,521
Till next year, old friend.
329
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,776
The next segment of
the test will be the mile!
330
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,821
Everyone,
to the starting mark, please.
331
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,823
♪ ♪
332
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,409
Gabby (on radio):
GabbyBot is workingperfectly, Fritz!
333
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,244
I'm just happy you're happy.
334
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,996
I am happy.
335
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,540
Hey. Make me dance.
336
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,250
No problemo!
337
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,170
(mechanical whirring)
338
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,922
(laughing)
Look at him over there, thinking he broke me.
339
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,758
Sorry, Swifty.
340
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,010
You can't break a Jambroni.
341
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,680
(gasps) Sorry, Gabby!
342
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,515
(zapping, whirring)
343
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,641
(creaking)
Okay...
344
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,685
Weird reaction...
345
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,103
Uh, Fritz?
(alarm blaring)
346
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,730
What's going on, buddy?
(grunting)
347
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,357
That energy drink shorted
out the control board! (zapping)
348
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,568
How many electrolytes
are in that stuff?!
349
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,071
(beeping, zapping)
(alarm blaring)
350
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,447
(whirring down)
351
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,823
(panting)
352
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,950
Oh, thank gosh.
It's rebooting. (beeping)
353
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,536
On your marks, get set...
354
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,537
go!
(beep)
355
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,291
(beeping)
356
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,877
(robotic):
Rebooting. Accessingprevious command.
357
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,546
(recording):
Break a Jambroni. (whir)
358
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,340
(beeping)
359
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,383
(robotic):
Jambroni acquired.
360
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,719
♪ ♪
361
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,888
Oh, Gabby, you really
362
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,015
(screaming)
363
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,314
(panting)
364
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,566
Oh...
365
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,111
(whimpering)
366
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,780
(beeping)
I'm starting to think GabbyBot
367
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,323
wasn't such a good idea.
(alarm blaring)
368
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,952
Now, Gabby...
369
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,870
I know you didn't
want to run the mile,
370
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,665
but violence is not the answer.
371
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,543
Oh no.
Ah!
372
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,837
(slowmotion screaming)
373
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,839
Ah! (grunts)
374
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,050
GabbyBot!
It's gonna kill Swift!
375
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,886
(panting) Also,
376
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,140
how have you gotten
so freakishly strong?!
377
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,767
(whimpering)
Wesley: I'm coming!
378
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,727
(panting) Oh! Ah! Hammy!
379
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,814
No, hammy! Oh! (gasps)
380
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,066
I sitandreached too far!
381
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,277
GabbyBot's gone rogue!
(alarm blaring)
382
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,487
It's stuck in a terminal
programming loop!
383
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,073
Well it's about to put Swift
in a terminal death loop!
384
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,324
How do we stop it?
385
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,742
Uh, uh, okay! Okay!
386
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,369
There's an electromagneticpulse device
387
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,912
that will shut downGabbyBot's circuits!
388
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:55,997
It's in the boxunder my desk!
389
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,000
(alarm blaring)
390
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,837
Gabby:
It's just full of pictures of me!
391
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,088
The other box!
392
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,340
(drops lid)
393
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,552
Disklooking thing
with a big button on it?
394
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,679
That's it! Get it here
as soon as you can!
395
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,059
Don't worry, Swift!
I'm coming!
396
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,855
I... really hate... running!
397
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,858
♪ ♪
398
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,611
(panting)
399
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,737
(click)
400
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,530
(gasping)
401
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,073
(glass breaks)
(screaming)
402
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:35,328
(click)
(whimpering)
403
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,246
(whirring)
404
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,247
Ah...
405
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,791
(loud footsteps)
406
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,169
Hey! GabbyBot!
407
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,004
Huh?
(gasping)
408
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,466
Pick on... somebody...
your own size.
409
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,510
GGabby! Wh...
410
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,012
What is going on?!
411
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,598
Explain later. I ran here.
412
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,683
Over a mile. It was the worst.
413
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,143
(panting)
414
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,020
But... I brought this.
(beeping)
415
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,480
(whirring)
416
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,650
(crunching)
(gasps)
417
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,694
(thuds)
Oh, come on!
418
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,739
♪ ♪
419
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,699
Break Jambroni.
420
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,451
(sighs)
(whirring)
421
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,827
No!
422
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,788
(whimpering)
423
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,292
(zapping)
(screaming)
424
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,670
No! (garbled yelling)
425
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,421
(zapping)
(thuds)
426
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,424
(panting)
427
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,968
(click, hiss)
428
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,429
(grunting)
429
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,014
I'm okay! I'm okay.
430
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,892
But, GabbyBot? Not so much.
431
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,143
(Fritz sighs)
432
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,853
(growl)
433
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,023
I know it looks bad,
but you're...
434
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,484
you're gonna laugh.
435
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,152
(zap)
(grunt)
436
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,988
♪ ♪
437
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,074
(applause)
438
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,826
Olivia Duran?
439
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,202
Step forward.
440
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,414
(whisper):
That's my daughter.
441
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,957
(indistinct)
Yes.
442
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,794
Have they started yet?
443
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,546
I think I'm more
nervous than she is.
444
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,257
(mic feedback)
445
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,176
Are you ready, Olivia?
446
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,555
(Aboriginal music)
447
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,017
(Australian accent):
It's Barbara from Brisbane.
448
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,352
Moderator:
Oh. Hm...
449
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,773
My information says
Olivia from Havensburg.
450
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,152
Hey! Enough yacking!
Bring on the geography!
451
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,529
(nervous laugh) Okay...
452
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,450
That's a tad aggressive.
(clears throat)
453
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,746
Kinshasa is
the capital of which
454
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,497
African nation?
(laughs)
455
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,750
That's cake!
456
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,168
The Republic of the Congo!
457
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,795
(buzzer)
Moderator: Sorry, dear.
458
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,131
The answer is
459
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,176
the Democratic
Republic of the Congo.
460
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,470
(audience murmuring)
You may sit down.
461
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,514
That ain't fair, mate!
You tricked me!
462
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,516
I'm sorry?
463
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,685
Um, those are the rules.
464
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:08,105
Rules? In the Outback,
there are no rules! (Aboriginal music)
465
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,191
Please sit down.
Back off!
466
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,359
Gimme another question,
467
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,902
or I'll tear your face
off your face!
468
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,321
(audience gasps)
(grunting)
469
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,656
(mic feedback)
Moderator: Oh! Help!
470
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,948
This ain't over!
471
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,492
You messed with
the wrong Sheila!
472
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,036
(murmuring)
473
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,331
♪ ♪
474
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,667
I'm sorry, Mom.
475
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,585
I don't know
what came over me.
476
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,004
I know you wanted
to be Queen Bees together.
477
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,714
I hope you're not
too disappointed.
478
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,216
Are you kidding me?
479
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,385
I've never felt closer
to you in my life.
480
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,055
(Russian accent):
Have I ever told about Masha from Moscow?
481
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,057
(Russian music)
(normal): She's helped me sometimes...
482
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,809
(Russian accent):
when I am feel overwhelmed.
483
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,187
Well, it seems like
everything worked out.
484
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,147
Now what do you
say we celebrate
485
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,482
with a nice
islandthemed dinner?
486
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,025
♪ ♪
487
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,740
So, this feels like it calls for
488
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,410
a little more than
my standard apology.
489
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:06,622
A killer android
who wanted to snap my spine?
490
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,749
Yes! I should say so!
491
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,127
I am sorry though.
492
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,921
Think I got so used
to us being friends
493
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,382
and doing whatever
I wanted that
494
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,260
I just couldn't handle it
when you put your foot down.
495
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,303
I guess I took the whole
Jambronies thing
496
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,805
a little too far.
497
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,348
(sighs)
498
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,392
It's okay, Gabby.
499
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,520
I realize the nature
of our relationship
500
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,773
can lead to some... confusion
501
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,525
regarding boundaries.
502
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:38,404
Although, you will have
to take a makeup test.
503
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,158
Of course. You know,
running all that way
504
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,868
from Fritz's lab to school
505
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,412
made me realize
running isn't that bad.
506
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,705
Really?
507
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,498
No! It's the worst!
508
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,833
(sighs)
509
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,211
But, sometimes you just gotta do
stuff you don't wanna do, right?
510
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,922
I'm glad to hear
you say that, Gabby.
511
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,550
(bang)
(gasping) Gabby! Is! A robot!
512
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:02,344
(panting) Be careful!
513
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,347
A little late, Wes.
We already took care of that.
514
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,475
Yes, get it together, Wesley.
515
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,269
Oh... Cool.
516
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,396
So, what do you say?
517
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,566
Shall we jam once more?
518
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,318
Let's do it, Jambroni.
519
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,904
♪ ♪
520
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:20,946
Oh!
Ah.
521
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,908
(both laughing, humming)
522
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,537
Gabby:
Next time on "Gabby Duranand the Unsittables"...
523
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,957
This is your first overnight
babysitting assignment.
524
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,876
Wesley: You told yourdad I know about aliens. Sky: Yes, Wesley.
525
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,211
What if your dad hates me?
526
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,755
Swifty, relax!
Everything's gonna be fine.
527
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,049
Wesley, relax!
It's just a dinner.
528
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,218
What do you mean
you lost the house?! Ah!
529
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,678
(indistinct yelling)
530
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,013
(spraying)
531
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,183
This night is getting
really outta hand.
532
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:53,187
♪ ♪
533
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,672
Man:
Gorgeous!
534
00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:24,272
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