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- Lesson learned --
we are terrible at bowling.
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- Truth.
- I got a seven!
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- We probably
shouldn't have bought
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these matching shirts, either.
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- We definitely shouldn't have
named our team "The Winners."
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- Hey, Schwoz.
- Hello, Schwoz.
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- I think we'll be a lot better
at ice dancing tomorrow.
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- True. Tuesday has always
been my day.
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[ old-timey music plays ]
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- Tuesday is not my day.
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- You said it was!
- I'm wrong a lot on Mondays.
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- How are we worse at ice
dancing than we were at bowling?
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- How did I get talked into
wearing this shirt?
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- At least
they don't say winners.
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MIKA: They say, "Champions."
That's worse!
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- Hey, Schwoz.
- 'Sup, Schwoz.
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- Okay today was hot garbage,
but tomorrow we're gonna be
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great at
competitive water slides.
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- Oh, most definitely.
Wednesday is my day.
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- I'll buy the shirts!
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- Let's call ourselves
the "GOATS".
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- Because we're so cute
and we'll eat anything!
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- Oh, honey...
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- Stuck.
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[ silent movie music plays ]
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- Wednesdays.
Not great, either.
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- Yeah I lie a lot on Tuesdays.
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Wednesday's never been my day.
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- How did water catch fire?!
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- Did you notice the doctors
at the burn unit
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knew our names today?
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- I got a "Frequent Burner"
card.
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- Hey, Schwoz.
- Big fella...
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- My man...
- Schwoz.
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- Maybe we should
take a day off.
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- No!
Thursday is my day.
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- I'll buy the shirts.
- Hold up, hold up...
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He's been acting weird.
- He's Schwoz.
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- He's always weird.
- It's kind of his thing.
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- No, this week he's been,
like, double-weird.
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- Oh yeah, with the dancing?
And the sketching?
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- Hey!
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Why you been weird?
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- Iiiiii'm always weird.
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It's kind of my thing.
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[ piano notes ]
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- Checks out.
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- I can tell you're lying.
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- Whaaaaat? No!
It's Wednesday!
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- Why were you dancing
to old-timey music?
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And why were you sketching
old-timey ladies?
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And why are you watching
an old-timey movie?
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- And what's this big,
fancy, music computer?
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That's what I'd like to know!
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- Iiiiiiiiii'm...
dating an old-timey lady!
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- Where is she?
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- She's not here!
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No, sheeee's...
at the old-timey home.
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I ammmmmm... just getting used
to doing the things she likes.
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- That's so sweet...
- Okay, Schwoz...
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- He also said "old"
and it's gross.
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- Oh no no no.
She's beautiful
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but it's a secret so you can't
say anything to Ray!
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- Why not?
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- Heeeeee'll... try to
steal her from me.
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- Oh, is she a mom?
- Yes!
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- Got it.
- Got it.
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- I've already forgotten.
- Happy for you.
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- I can't feel my arms when...
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[ music ]
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- These vests are hot.
- So hot.
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- We're gonna be so good
at Thursday fishing.
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- How many fire worms
should we bring?
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- Fire worms? Whole can.
- All of 'em.
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- I wonder if we should leave
the fire worms
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at home this time.
- What?!
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- Awwwww, honey...
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- I think that's why
we keep accidentally
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setting stuff on fire.
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- You can't prove that.
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- That's fair-- bring 'em.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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- Bye, Ray!
- Don't talk to me.
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I'm kinda' doing
my own thing this week.
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Could it really be that simple?
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- Hey, what was that thing
we're not supposed to tell him?
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- What? What? What? What?
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Hmm? What?
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- I thought you were doing
your own thing this week.
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- I just did it.
It went fine.
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Now what are you
not supposed to tell me?
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- Nothing.
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- Something about Schwoz
and a girlfriend.
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- The one time you
actually remember something...
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- That was it --
we weren't supposed to tell you
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that Schwoz has a girlfriend.
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An old one, if I'm not mistaken.
- Schwoz bought a haunted school
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and he's hoping
I don't find out!
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- What?
- Well, isn't it obvious?!
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- No.
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- "Old" rhymes with "bold" which
is what one would have to be
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to lie to me, also Schwoz is
born in October --
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see he's a Libra --
and everybody knows that Libras
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will only do two out of every
three things you tell them to do
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and you know who else
is a Libra -- Jasper --
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and Jasper rhymes with Casper
who is a very famous ghost.
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Ergo -- Schwoz bought
a haunted school
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which is what I specifically
told him not to do!
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- Um. What?
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- Dangit, Schwoz!
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I was at a very vulnerable
point in my life
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when I told him
to buy that school
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down the tube!
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- Let's just go fishing.
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- I think we should
check on Schwoz.
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- Fine...
- Should I bring the fire worms?
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- Of course!
- Won't do any good up here.
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- No...
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[ music ]
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- You don't even know
when you're lying!
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You're lying right now Schwoz!
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What did I say?! Hmmm?
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What was the one thing
I told you not to do?
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- Ray, what is wrong with you?!
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- Yeah, have you gone crazy
for real this time?
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- Yeah.
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- Tell 'em.
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Go ahead.
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- Tilda.
You can come out now.
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- Ding-dong, dah-lings.
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Why I've been
absolutely dying to meet you!
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- Nope.
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- It all just kinda happened.
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[ kids all talking at once ]
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- Stop talking!
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♪ Danger
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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♪ Danger!
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♪ One two three Force!
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[ kids in unison ]
- Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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[ old-timey music plays ]
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- What are you doing?
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- Why, fan-dancing, of course!
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It was all the rage in
the nineteen-twenties --
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that's when I took the one-way
trolley to Ghost-ville.
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- Hey, you're dead.
Do you know Prince?
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- Well I once had
a jazz of an entanglement
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with a genuine Hapsburg prince
off the coast of Sardinia.
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- Great.
This place is haunted
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and the stupid ghost
doesn't even speak English!
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- Watch, that tongue, beefcake.
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This cat's liable to
spill the milk
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about how you color your hair.
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- You shut
your dead mouth, lady!
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- Whoops, that's my cue
to skedaddle!
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See ya when the steamboat sings,
heart-beaters!
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- This is exactly why I told you
not to buy a haunted school!
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- Did youuu..?
I don't remember.
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- Oh I'm going to slap you
right into a flashback...
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- AAAH--
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- Hey Schwoz maybe if I created
like a fake school for Henry,
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he'll un-quit
and stay in Swellview.
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So, uh, find me a school
I can buy.
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Huh. Right now.
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- But I have to
wipe the memories
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of all the people
from Neighborville who--
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- Just find me a school, Schwoz!
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Right now.
For cheap.
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- I can probably find you
a school right now--
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- For cheap.
- Yes, for cheap.
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It's one thing though -- is it
okay if the school is haun--
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- And it can't be
haunted either!
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[ Schwoz groans ]
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- Just do it, Schwoz!
- Fine!
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Okay, cheap,
can buy right now,
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not... haunted...
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Ugh...
What if I unclick...
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not haunted...
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Ahhh. Bingo.
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Yes, now that you've slapped me,
I remember.
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- I want that ghost
out of here, Schwoz. Now.
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- We had a bird stuck
in my house the other day.
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My mom opened a window
and it flew right out.
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I think that was
the same bird!
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- Does anyone else
have any other ideas?
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- We got a whole can
of fire worms upstairs.
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- No!
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- Fire worms aren't
going to help us,
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this isn't fishing, or bowling,
or ice dancing,
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or competitive water slides.
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- Ghosts are beings
that are "stuck"
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between our world
and the afterlife.
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We need to help Tilda move on.
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- Then do it!
For cheap!
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- I've been trying to
since we moved in!
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But Tilda can't move on
to the afterlife until she does
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all the things she wanted to do
before she died.
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- That's why you were doing
all that weird-weird stuff.
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- Yes! Tilda has a long list
of things she needs to do...
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Yaaahhh!
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- Well good luck
with that, Schwoz.
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We're on Thursday Fishing.
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- Yep.
- Alright, let's...
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- No, no, no!
- What, what, what?
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- There will be no Thursday
Fishing, or Friday Spelunking,
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or Saturday Stargazing,
or Sunday Group Henna Tattoos!
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- [ gasps ] But we've been
waiting all week
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for Sunday Group Henna Tattoos!
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- I don't care if you've been
waiting all week
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for Sunday
Group Henna Tattoos!
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- He literally just said--
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- Nobody is doing anything until
that ghost is out of here.
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You understand me?
That's priority number one.
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- Yeah Miles
will never come back here
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until that ghost is gone.
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- I do miss that Miles.
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- So, let's all just work
through Tilda's list as fast as possible.
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- Okay, who wants to help Tilda,
"Ride a tandem bicycle?"
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- Hmmm. Not me!
- Where you goin'?
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- Yeah, you're not gonna
help us?
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- I can't stand ghosts.
I'll be upstairs.
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- Where you buzzing bumblebee?
You off to color your hair?
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- Leave me alone ghost
this is why I hate you!
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- You guys get rid
of that ghost yet?
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- Welcome back, Fraidy-cat.
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I'll answer your question
with a riddle.
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What has three legs and--
- Nope.
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[ music ]
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- Oh my lord!
- Oh my lord!
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- I thought you were a ghost.
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[ laughs uncomfortably ]
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- I have nothing
to do with ghosts!
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[ continues
uncomfortable laugh ]
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- That's my boy.
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You know your mother and I
paid extra for a house
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that's Certified Not-Haunted.
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- See?
That's why I love you.
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Always lookin' out for us.
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- Yeah yeah crank this carrot.
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- Uh... dad?
I have a lot of questions
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about what's going on here.
- I will answer one.
245
00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:21,689
- Okay -- what's going on here?
246
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,620
- Smart.
That's why I love you.
247
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,931
Well, every seventeen years,
248
00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:30,172
the Swellview soil produces
giant carrots.
249
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,689
- Go on.
- And not many people know this,
250
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:36,241
but if you roast a giant carrot
for three straight days,
251
00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:39,241
it turns into meat.
- What kind of meat?
252
00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:44,172
- I said one question.
I'll be back in ten hours.
253
00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:46,517
- I gotta crank this thing
for ten hours?!
254
00:10:46,517 --> 00:10:49,137
- I said one question.
255
00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:55,965
[ music ]
256
00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,586
- This is wonderful!
257
00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:02,000
Why, I feel as free as
a mockingbird's mother!
258
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,103
- Same. We done here?
259
00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:08,310
- You know in my day,
women weren't allowed to ride bicycles.
260
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,896
They said it'd make us
hysterical.
261
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,137
AND I THINK
THEY WERE RIGHT!
262
00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:15,379
[ Tilda laughs hysterically ]
263
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,724
You know in my day, women
weren't allowed to do math.
264
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,344
- [ gasps ]
No!
265
00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:27,655
- They said it was a path
straight to the underworld.
266
00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:29,620
- It's not, though...
right?
267
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:34,137
- Too late now -- this hazy lady
just solved for X!
268
00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:37,068
[ Tilda laughs hysterically ]
269
00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:44,655
You know back in my day,
women weren't allowed to do stand-up comedy.
270
00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:47,172
All that standing up would make
our legs too strong --
271
00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:49,241
and then we'd all
run away!
272
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:52,344
[ laughs ]
273
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,758
- We gotta get you on
America's Got Talent!
274
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,931
BOSE: Heidi's gonna love you.
275
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,655
[ music ]
276
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,620
- ...I need you to come home
and take a shift
277
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,206
turning this giant carrot over
a pile of burning coals
278
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:09,344
until it turns into meat.
279
00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:11,379
- I have questions.
- I'll answer one.
280
00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:12,862
- What kind of meat?
- I don't know.
281
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,413
Now come home!
282
00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:16,310
- Ray won't let us leave
until we get rid of this ghost.
283
00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:18,862
- How long's that gonna take?
- Not too long.
284
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,379
Bose, Chapa, and Schwoz
are helping her
285
00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:22,827
chop down a redwood tree.
- That's highly illegal.
286
00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,620
- Sure is, but it was
the last thing on her list,
287
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,103
so hopefully she'll move on
after they're done.
288
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:33,137
- Timmmmmmmmberrrrrr!
- Oh, I gotta go.
289
00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:35,310
- You know in my day,
we were allowed to chop down
290
00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,758
a thousand-year-old tree
for no discernible reason.
291
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,862
In fact, it was encouraged!
292
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:42,206
- If you were allowed to do it
while you were alive,
293
00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:44,034
why was this the last thing
on your list?
294
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,103
- Because I never got to
do it for pleasure.
295
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:50,137
Just for business.
296
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:54,068
- Yah, well, anyway...
297
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:57,413
That was the last thing
on your list, so...
298
00:12:57,413 --> 00:13:00,379
not sure why you're not
floating away to the afterlife.
299
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:05,517
- Ah! That was the last thing on
my first list, silly pants.
300
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:09,655
This gal Friday's
got lists 'til Wednesday!
301
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,448
[ everyone groans ]
302
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:14,137
- Now I'm going to go visit
the little ghost's room.
303
00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:16,655
But later on
I'll need every one of you
304
00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:18,793
to play kite chess with me.
305
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:21,482
Yes, that's chess in the sky,
played with kites.
306
00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:25,586
Takes at least six hours
so rest up, skin walkers!
307
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:27,827
See ya in a few...
308
00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:30,344
- Alright! That's it.
309
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:33,000
Schwoz, it's time to ghost me.
310
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,620
- Are you sure?
It's so dangerous!
311
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,448
- It's the only way!
- I have questions.
312
00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:40,689
- I will answer none.
Now ghost me, Schwoz!
313
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,379
- This literally turns Ray
into a ghost?
314
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,965
- Slows his heart rate down to
one beat per hour.
315
00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:50,103
It allows Ray to temporarily
cross over into the ghost realm.
316
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,724
- Whoa...
317
00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:53,689
- And I'll be able to solve
our little Tilda problem
318
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:56,172
by putting my ghost boot
right through her ghost butt
319
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:58,586
and send her out the ghost door!
320
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,965
Now ghost me, Schwoz!
321
00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:04,586
[ mechanical buzz ]
322
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:13,068
[ music ]
323
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,137
- Ew, gross.
324
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:28,517
- Okay, you kids ready to watch
325
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,620
a good old fashioned
ghost fight?
326
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,827
- Awwwwww yeah!
- Ghost fiiiiiiiiiight!
327
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:35,000
- Boo.
- Ahhh!
328
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,310
- Ghost fight, eh?
Why, I'm game.
329
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,310
Back in my day,
women weren't allowed to fight.
330
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:43,379
So I cut my hair short
and earned a pretty penny
331
00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:47,172
fighting strong-men in the alley
behind our local watering hole.
332
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:51,275
Buckle up, buttercup.
333
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:55,413
I'm about to turn those
blue eyes black!
334
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:57,000
- Mika, I really need you
to come...
335
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,689
- Ahhhh!!!
- Ahhhhh!
336
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,689
- Ahhhhhh!!!
337
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,413
[ old-timey music ]
338
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:09,482
- Hope you're hungry,
pretty boy.
339
00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:12,068
I've got two knuckle sandwiches
for ya!
340
00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:15,551
- Thanks for calling me pretty!
341
00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:17,275
- I've never seen
a ghost fight before.
342
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,034
This job is awesome.
343
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:22,379
- Uhhhh!
- Dah!
344
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,275
Owww!
- Ha ha! Awesome.
345
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:28,068
- Okay. Get ready to meet
the Swolesen twins.
346
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,586
Mary Kate and Smashley!
347
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,206
- Hey, less talking,
more punching!
348
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,758
- Agreed!
- Fiiiiiight!
349
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,827
- Yaaahhhh!
350
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,379
Uhhhh!
351
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:41,896
Owwwww... why am I not
oooohhh-kay yet?
352
00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:44,620
- You may not be indestructible
when you're a ghost.
353
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:49,310
- Wait -- what? Why didn't you
tell me that before I--
354
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:51,827
- Sweet dreams, sailor.
355
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,379
Now... who's ready
for some kite chess?
356
00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:57,000
[ everyone groans ]
357
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,655
- Tilda, I don't mean
to be rude.
358
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,103
But you gotta go.
359
00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:03,241
- Wow. Hate to see you
when you mean to be rude.
360
00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:05,517
- You shouldn't be here!
You need to move on!
361
00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:08,896
- I can't! Not until I clear out
this list of things
362
00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:10,793
I always wanted to do
when I was alive.
363
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,758
- We've already gone through
a whole list!
364
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,896
- And now you're adding new
things for us to do with you.
365
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,724
- No I'm not.
366
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,862
- Hey, should we check on
Ghost Ray?
367
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:20,724
- Eh, he's probably fine.
368
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,241
[ puppy-like whining ]
369
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,379
- Aww, he's having a dream...
370
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,310
- He's probably chasing
a mailman...
371
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,000
- Oooh!
That's another one!
372
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,793
I always wanted to
chase a mailman!
373
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:32,413
- Don't you want to cross over?
374
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:37,310
- Oh I'd love to cross over!
But the truth is...
375
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,931
I just keep adding stuff
376
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:42,172
because the one thing I really
need to do is impossible.
377
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:46,482
- Lick your own elbow.
Same for me.
378
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:49,793
Oh snap!
I just did it!
379
00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,793
- And it looked like fun,
Danny Dimples,
380
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:55,344
but what I need to do
to cross over is eat
381
00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:58,896
one of those famous
Swellview meat carrots.
382
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:00,965
- I'm sorry, what?
383
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,862
- A Swellview meat carrot.
384
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:06,275
Not many people know this,
but every seventeen years
385
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,517
giant carrots grow in Swellview.
386
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:11,344
- Yeah... and if you roast them
for three days over hot coals--
387
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:13,482
- They turn into meat!
- What.
388
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,482
- This sounds like something
I would say.
389
00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:18,689
- No, it's true!
My last moment as a Solid Sally
390
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:22,103
came right when
I was sitting down
391
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:25,448
to a heapin' helpin'
of meat carrot.
392
00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:28,103
That's when Cannonball Carl
decided to launch
393
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:30,379
one of his
famous cannonballs.
394
00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:33,413
- Ehhhh. You died by getting hit
by a cannonball?
395
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,482
- No. Choked on a dinner roll
396
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:38,068
before I ever had
a bite of carrot.
397
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:40,655
- Then what does Cannonball Carl
have to do with it?!
398
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:43,827
- If you knew Carl, you'd know
he had everything to do with it!
399
00:17:43,827 --> 00:17:45,517
- Oh my god Schwoz ghost me,
I'm gonna punch this--
400
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:48,034
- Wait! Tilda,
my dad and my brother
401
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,724
are roasting a meat carrot
on our patio right now.
402
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:53,172
- Well that's
all fine and yummy,
403
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,482
but this ghost has no tummy.
404
00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:01,896
See? Food goes right through me.
405
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,206
- I'm the same way
with Nacho Ball.
406
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,517
- I'll bet Schwoz has
some kind of way to fix that.
407
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:09,586
- Yeah, science science science
now Tilda can eat.
408
00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:12,103
- You guys! You can't just say
"science science science"
409
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:15,137
and expect me to have
an answer for everything.
410
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:19,517
I mean in this case, I do,
and it happens to be funny.
411
00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:21,724
- What is it?
- Yeah! Spill it, lab rat!
412
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:24,965
I'm all ears.
- Okay basically...
413
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:27,724
I capture your spirit,
I turn you into liquid,
414
00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:30,551
someone drinks you,
science science science
415
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,965
and then you're
in that person's body.
416
00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:35,103
- Wow, science
has come a long way
417
00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:38,000
since we used to drill holes
in our heads to cure hiccups.
418
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,448
- No way!
That works?!
419
00:18:39,448 --> 00:18:40,965
[ in unison ]
- No.
420
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:44,620
- Well what are we waiting for?
Liquefy me, lollipop.
421
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,586
I'm not getting
any deader over here.
422
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,482
- Ho-kay... but we'll need
someone to drink you
423
00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:51,034
and let you in their body.
424
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,482
[ Mika, Chapa and Bose
in unison ] - Not it!
425
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:55,896
- Not it!
What are we "not it-ing?"
426
00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:58,551
- Someone's gotta drink Tilda
so she can eat a meat carrot.
427
00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:03,965
- Oh. It's a good thing I said
"not it."
428
00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:07,310
[ music ]
429
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,448
- There he is!
430
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,551
- Miles!
- Budddyyyy!
431
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:11,793
- What are you guys doin here?
432
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,517
- We finally got rid
of that ghost.
433
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,034
- Celebrating with milkshakes.
434
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:18,000
We brought you one!
- Aw, thank you...
435
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,689
- So glad you're
eating ice cream again...
436
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:23,620
- I shouldn't drink this.
437
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,620
- Noooo!
- Yes you should!
438
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,000
- Thank you for reminding me
439
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,724
that I do not eat ice cream
anymore, Bose.
440
00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:30,413
- Yes.
- Thank you, Bose.
441
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:33,689
- You are welcome.
442
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,862
[ Mika and Chapa in unison ]
- No!
443
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:41,206
[ music ]
444
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,413
- There he is!
445
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:43,965
- Budddyyyy!
- Miles!
446
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,655
- What's up, guys?!
- Nothing shut up
447
00:19:45,655 --> 00:19:47,482
here's some juice.
- Straw's already in.
448
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:49,586
Simply to suck.
449
00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:52,275
- Mmmmm mmmm juice.
- Hey, what's going on here?!
450
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,551
Why aren't you crankin'
the carrot?!
451
00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:57,206
Give me that!
Mmmmm mmmm juice.
452
00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:58,517
I've been sleeping
for three hours.
453
00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:01,275
I am THIRSTY.
- Yank!
454
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:03,793
- Hey, I wanted that juice.
455
00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:06,379
[ music ]
456
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:13,793
- Ahhh.
I am properly hydrated.
457
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:14,689
- There he is!
458
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,310
- Miles!
- Budddyyyy!
459
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:19,103
- What are you guys doing back?
- Just shut up and drink!
460
00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:23,172
- So weird I was actually just
saying how hydrated I am.
461
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:26,068
I'm good.
462
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:29,344
You know, I think I could use
another sip.
463
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:37,310
- All of it.
464
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:40,586
- Okay.
465
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:43,448
- Yeah.
- That's right.
466
00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:45,517
[ music ]
467
00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:49,068
- [ as Tilda ] Say, this meat is
simply top drawer.
468
00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:53,103
I can't believe you roasted it
on your own patio, daddio!
469
00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:54,586
- Why are you talking like that?
470
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,344
- [ as Tilda ] Why I'm talking
as normal as
471
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:58,517
a two dollar turkey sandwich.
472
00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:00,137
- No you're not!
You sound ridiculous.
473
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:02,000
- Umm. That's because...
474
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,034
he got
the lead in a school play.
475
00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:09,000
- [ as Tilda ]
Quick thinking, butterbean!
476
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,620
- Yeah, he's playing a secretary
in the nineteen-twenties. - Yeah.
477
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,655
- [ as Tilda ] The play is gonna
be a real gas!
478
00:21:14,655 --> 00:21:16,896
I'll save you
a front row seat, slick.
479
00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:19,172
Feel free to bring
a gal-pal.
480
00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,448
- You mean Mom?
481
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:21,758
- [ as Tilda ]
You know back in my day,
482
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,413
girls weren't allowed
to be in plays.
483
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:26,517
They said all that pretending
would give us crazy ideas,
484
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:30,034
like voting,
or driving our own cars!
485
00:21:30,034 --> 00:21:32,000
- Just shut up and eat
your last bite.
486
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
- Yeah, s'go s'go s'go.
487
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,379
- No, savor it.
488
00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:42,068
- Is she gone?
- I don't know.
489
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,000
[ loud belch ]
490
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,655
- Toodaloo buckaroos!
491
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,034
- Nope.
492
00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:57,689
- Did you guys make me
drink Tilda?
493
00:21:57,689 --> 00:22:00,000
- Who's up for
Sunday Group Henna Tattoos?
494
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,655
- Is it Sunday?
495
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,379
- It's Sunday somewhere.
- That's not accurate.
496
00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:06,827
- That's not right but I'm glad
that you think that it is...
497
00:22:11,275 --> 00:22:13,482
[ music ]
498
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:15,758
♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
499
00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:18,482
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
500
00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:21,068
♪ I'm okay
501
00:22:21,068 --> 00:22:24,206
♪ I'm okaaaay!
502
00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:27,241
♪ Danger
503
00:22:27,241 --> 00:22:28,413
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
504
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:29,517
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
505
00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:33,275
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
506
00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:34,275
♪ Danger!
507
00:22:34,275 --> 00:22:35,862
♪ One two three Force!
508
00:22:35,912 --> 00:22:40,462
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