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Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...
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Gloria Valdez.
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She's like some kind of scientist?
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We think it leads to
another way into the garden.
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Help us find Dr. Gloria Valdez.
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My mom's not one of the bodies.
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Wherever Waverly is, she's not safe.
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- Wynonna!
- We have to get to her.
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Go!
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What is this place?
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The blood has to be fresh.
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- Let's use him up.
- Bought us more time.
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Shut up and run!
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Wynonna!
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Sheriff Haught.
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At least you are wearing a smile.
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Nicole!
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Nicole!
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Girl, you are in a league of your own.
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Lady, we gotta leave.
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How far down does it go?
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- All the way.
- Ah!
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My sister's girlfriend is
mutant meat or a pancake!
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- Waverly's gonna kill me!
- They're gonna kill you!
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- I'm gone.
- Haught! Stay alive!
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I'm gonna come find you!
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You are here!
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I am!
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But how are you here?
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And, uh...
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Why did your garments not accompany you?
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Ahh! Oh my God! Don't look at me!
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- I was not!
- Do not look at me!
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I would never!
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Although...
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- Sheriff Haught...
- Oh my God!
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I have seen many a fine
formed women in my lifetime.
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- Nope! Nope.
- This is nothing to me,
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this is merely water off a duck's back.
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Well, I am not a damn duck,
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so stop talking and find
me something to wear!
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- I cannot get in.
- And I can't get out.
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I shall fetch help.
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And pants.
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And Waverly.
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I will get Waverly!
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Waverly!
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- www.addic7ed.com -
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Waverly.
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Waverly Earp!
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Hey!
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The fire's died down.
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You know...
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Also, we built a fire?
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You cut your hand. You fed the machine.
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Don't you know how dangerous this is?
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No, and neither do you.
We don't know anything!
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I know I swore to protect you!
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And I am trying to protect this place,
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just like my father did.
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Since when?
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Stop talking nonsense and listen!
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I am a fully grown half-angel.
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And an adult human lady!
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Speaking of adult, Nicole is here!
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What? Where? How?
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She's in this hole
just a way back there.
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Next time, maybe lead with that!
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Well, Lord knows I tried!
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Well...
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Are you sure it's her?
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I saw her with my own two eyes.
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How does she look?
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Um...
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I think you will be pleased.
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Eat wood!
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- Ugh!
- My bad.
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Teenagers are the worst!
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Has anyone in history
ever noted that before?
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I said, my bad.
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Those things are everywhere.
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"Those things" used to
be brilliant physicists.
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They were working on some
inter-dimensional gateway.
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- To the Garden?
- Whatever it was,
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Black Badge was trying to weaponize it.
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But once they actually
got the thing to open,
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BBD panicked and gassed everyone.
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It's the 2005 Chili
Cookoff all over again...
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minus the edibles-laced cornbread,
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and Hollaback Girl on repeat.
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You might be even weirder than me.
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And my best friend for
six months has been a rat.
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There's gotta be another way
to get into the lower levels.
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If your friend fell into the lab,
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she's already bread
for the walking dead.
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But if she fell into the gate room...
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Yeah, she fell into the gate room.
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Because you want that to be true?
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Hey, you know what?
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What are you doing here, kid? Huh?
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You've been camping out here
at mutant manor for what?
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Months? Years?
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I can't leave my mom, okay?
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I know the chances of Dr. Gloria Valdez
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having survived is more unlikely
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than an anti-vaxxer who Botoxes,
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but I need to know what happened to her.
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And if I find proof
she bit it, I bounce.
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Were you home-schooled, kid?
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'Cause you might want
to workshop that eulogy.
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All I'm trying to say is...
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if the gas turned her
totally toxic Avenger,
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I'll take care of it. Like...
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- That means I kill her myself.
- I cracked that code.
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Yeah, okay.
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- Rachel...
- Shh!
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Yeah, I'll tell you later.
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Rachel, we can't hide forever.
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I'm gonna go find Nicole
with or without you.
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Okay, okay yeah.
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There is another way into the lab.
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But we really need
three people to get in.
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Well, we have two.
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And bonus, they're both
super fucking weird.
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So listen, we can help
each other, alright?
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But I'm not leaving this
place until I find my friend.
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And I didn't bring any deodorant.
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- I can tell.
- Nope,
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not abandoning any of 'em.
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My Haught cop. My celestial sister.
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My vampire baby daddy.
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Your life is wildin', girl.
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Together.
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- Nicole! Baby!
- Waverly?
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You're here, you're really here! How?!
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- How are you here?
- I have no idea!
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It's so foggy. For a second I was there,
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and then I was...
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Wow.
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Are you okay?
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Are you?
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Get in here and check.
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What? Oh, God!
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Baby, you're in some
sort of silo prison.
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Yeah, and Doc saw me naked!
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But it's fine, I'm over it, so...
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So, where is everyone else?
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Is Purgatory okay?
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Did you see Wynonna?
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No, it's just...
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it's just me.
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Here with you, now.
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God, it's really you.
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Waverly...
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Who else would I be?
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Wynonna!
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Argh!
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I'm down here, I'm still alive!
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Ow.
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Oh, walnuts.
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Who are you?
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The lab is kept deoxygenated
to keep the samples sterile.
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All those words make me itchy.
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Unless you want to suffocate,
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we have to wear
decontamination suits and masks.
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Ebola outbreak, but
make it fashion. Got it.
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We have to cross the lab
to get into the gate room.
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But first, we need to find a keycard
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that opens the door to the gate room.
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And where do we think that is?
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Around the neck of some
mutant Black Badge scientists.
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The good news is
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they tend to stay dormant, in stasis,
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unless you wake them.
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Say, with a beaver blaster?
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Is everything a sex joke to you?
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I do try to scissor one
in as often as possible.
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So how do we do this?
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I have to find the other keycard.
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And once we're in the gate room,
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we have to swipe both
cards simultaneously
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to reopen whatever portal
my mom was working on.
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We'll only have one chance
to find what's at the bottom
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- of the Nic-hole.
- And the lab is full
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of rabid lab coats.
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So whatever you do, keep it quiet.
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What?
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We could short circuit the force field?
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- But with what?
- Ah! There!
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That's better! Slay!
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Lemme guess: Island of
Lesbos, resort collection?
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What the hell is that?
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It's just time to feed the machine.
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The machine?
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It is my turn.
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- I will go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Guys? There's a machine?
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Yeah. It runs on blood.
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Human blood.
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Yeah, we have to feed it... blood.
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Sure. Okay.
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So what happens if you didn't?
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Feed it, I mean?
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I do not think we want to find out.
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Wow. This place is a lot.
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I still don't understand
how you got here.
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Yeah. Me neither.
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Baby?
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I have got to get out
of this cage, okay?
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'Cause these cherry
blossoms, this force field,
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they're not my friends.
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Do you hear that?
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I'm pretty sure I don't.
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It's calling to me.
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The throne. My father's throne.
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Julian.
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Kevin said that I would sit on it,
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to save the world.
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And that I would turn to stone.
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Ha...
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Waverly...
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Baby, you've already sacrificed so much.
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Yeah, well, I'm not the only one.
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Doc became a vampire to save us.
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Oh.
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Is that why he did it?
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Yeah, see...
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I thought he was just scared
to grow old and... die.
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- That's pretty harsh.
- I'm sorry.
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Look, I think I'm just hangry.
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Yeah, well, imagine being Doc.
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He hasn't fed in days.
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Ah, there, there, you old boot.
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You need more blood? I know the feeling.
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Ugh!
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Everything's gone to
shit, must be Tuesday!
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No way, not today.
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When I dreamt about dying,
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it involved me in Waverly's arms
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and Waverly in Sara Lance cosplay.
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The garden is coming to life.
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You're not wearing Bulshar's ring.
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Well, yeah, I...
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I guess he's gone now. Bulshar.
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Oh yeah, we smote that
basic bish but good.
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Smoted? Smited?
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Hey, did you ever think to ask him
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why he was trying so hard
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to get in here in the first place?
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I just assumed, like
most balding sociopaths,
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he wanted to play God.
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Woman,
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look around!
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God...
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hasn't been here for a long, long time.
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Yup. He hit it,
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then he quit it. Left humanity on read.
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Maybe we should just,
like, chill on the God talk.
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And what kind of batshit
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playground experiment
for creation was this?
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You know, there was a guy,
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when Doc and I first got here.
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He called this place a prison.
266
00:11:41,712 --> 00:11:44,346
And then he sort of
chopped off his own head.
267
00:11:44,348 --> 00:11:45,581
Men.
268
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,716
So dramatic, right?
269
00:11:47,718 --> 00:11:49,185
Yeah, I guess.
270
00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:55,191
So are you, like, super pissed
that Wynonna drugged you?
271
00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:57,092
The things I'm pissed about...
272
00:11:57,094 --> 00:11:59,329
well, it's a long list.
273
00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:00,429
But...
274
00:12:00,431 --> 00:12:02,631
all will be remedied
275
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,767
one by one by one,
276
00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:06,469
just as soon as I get out of here.
277
00:12:07,538 --> 00:12:08,772
Baby.
278
00:12:11,175 --> 00:12:13,775
My mask. I can't breathe.
279
00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:15,444
What's it called
280
00:12:15,446 --> 00:12:17,013
when you don't get enough oxygen
281
00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:19,817
and you feel drank, and you start to...
282
00:12:24,255 --> 00:12:25,754
You're getting hypoxeia.
283
00:12:25,756 --> 00:12:27,523
Yeah. Talk about silent but deadly.
284
00:12:27,525 --> 00:12:29,725
Mask leak, c'est chic.
285
00:12:30,895 --> 00:12:33,195
Oh, get back down there, mister!
286
00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:35,030
- Shut up.
- Oh shit.
287
00:12:35,032 --> 00:12:37,600
Oh! Nice to see you, mute-aunt,
288
00:12:37,602 --> 00:12:39,102
where's my mute-uncle?
289
00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:43,138
Nowhere. Bad for brain.
290
00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:44,940
We're good, we're good.
291
00:12:44,942 --> 00:12:46,809
Nice one, lil' baby condom!
292
00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:48,911
- But which, which is which?
- I don't know!
293
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:08,365
Fuck you! Yeah!
294
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,935
Who's a girl gotta screw
around here to get a gun?
295
00:13:12,937 --> 00:13:14,103
Hiya, Red!
296
00:13:14,105 --> 00:13:16,171
Wynonna!
297
00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:19,775
Hi! Who's your crawl-y friend?
298
00:13:27,985 --> 00:13:30,287
She almost killed us, getting to you.
299
00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:33,622
- What's wrong with her?
- Hypoxia.
300
00:13:33,624 --> 00:13:36,724
I wasn't gettin' no oxygen.
301
00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:38,994
Okay? None.
302
00:13:38,996 --> 00:13:40,496
You're something else, Earp.
303
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:42,605
I don't ever half ass it.
304
00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:44,667
I ass and a half it.
305
00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:47,002
Whatever you are, you're...
306
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:48,304
you're my ass.
307
00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:50,390
That sounds kinda lesbian.
308
00:13:50,392 --> 00:13:51,893
Ugh!
309
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:01,250
Well, I'll be damned.
310
00:14:01,252 --> 00:14:02,919
Not literally, I hope.
311
00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:14,364
Nicole.
312
00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:23,340
The many faces of Nicole.
313
00:14:27,712 --> 00:14:29,679
Not Nicole.
314
00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:32,882
An imposter.
315
00:14:35,686 --> 00:14:37,854
This prison is not for us.
316
00:14:39,523 --> 00:14:42,759
It is for the thing I left
Waverly alone with!
317
00:14:56,907 --> 00:14:59,808
Her leg is definitely broken
in at least two places.
318
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,211
Oh! Ah! Ah!
319
00:15:02,213 --> 00:15:04,246
- Three.
- It's okay.
320
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,981
When we get out of
here, I'm going to draw
321
00:15:05,983 --> 00:15:07,249
a bunch of dicks on your cast.
322
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:08,917
That's really sweet.
323
00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:10,486
You know, from a fall like that,
324
00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:12,121
I still think I got off pretty easy.
325
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:14,123
Well, we all like to get off.
326
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,494
But you, please, have
to stop dropping things.
327
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:21,697
You know, if this is a
proposal, I gotta say...
328
00:15:21,699 --> 00:15:24,033
it's missing some baby carrots.
329
00:15:24,035 --> 00:15:25,593
I don't know what that means.
330
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,396
It means, I'm already spoken for.
331
00:15:28,372 --> 00:15:30,539
I just haven't had a
chance to tell Waverly that.
332
00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:36,412
Sheriff, I'm sick and tired of listening
333
00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:38,380
to all the disgustingly
hot premarital sex
334
00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:40,416
- you're having in my house.
- You've been listening?
335
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:43,298
So let's go make you
make an honest woman
336
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,700
out of my little sister.
337
00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:47,531
Nicole Haught,
338
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:48,957
will you open the back door
339
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,493
to the maybe garden of Eden with me?
340
00:15:51,697 --> 00:15:53,932
No one's opening anything.
341
00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:56,733
Is that... ?
342
00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:05,307
Dr. Gloria Valdez.
343
00:16:05,309 --> 00:16:08,877
My mom died trying to
keep this portal shut.
344
00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:10,712
Try to change that and I'll kill you.
345
00:16:16,053 --> 00:16:17,553
Doc was supposed to feed the machine!
346
00:16:17,555 --> 00:16:19,628
Yeah, and he failed. Again!
347
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,197
Big surprise!
348
00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:23,525
What's happening?
349
00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:26,028
Let freedom reign.
350
00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:28,263
Friggin' finally!
351
00:16:33,104 --> 00:16:35,905
Ah-ha! Thank you, Waverly!
352
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:41,478
Come on.
353
00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:53,889
Wait. Nicole...
354
00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:56,592
- You taste like...
- Waverly!
355
00:16:56,594 --> 00:16:59,103
Waverly, get away from her!
That thing is not Nicole!
356
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,112
Like sulfur.
357
00:17:01,114 --> 00:17:02,414
Why are the smoke shows
358
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:03,699
always dumb as shit?
359
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:05,767
God, if you hurt the real Nicole...
360
00:17:05,769 --> 00:17:07,836
Oh, sweetie...
361
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:09,439
I'm going to hurt all of you.
362
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,840
You can call me Eve.
363
00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:13,310
Stay away from her!
364
00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:16,278
And the important thing is, I'm out.
365
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,081
Ah!
366
00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:23,200
Rachel!
367
00:17:23,202 --> 00:17:24,935
Your Mom wouldn't want this for you.
368
00:17:24,937 --> 00:17:26,603
Stop pretending like you know her.
369
00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:27,771
I know how your mom felt.
370
00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:29,594
'Cause I would die to save my sister.
371
00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:31,030
Or kill.
372
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,144
Anyone.
373
00:17:33,946 --> 00:17:35,379
Everyone.
374
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:37,315
Wynonna, tell her the truth.
375
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:41,853
I really did lose my
Mom, a lot of people,
376
00:17:41,855 --> 00:17:43,355
when I was young, but I grew up.
377
00:17:43,357 --> 00:17:45,424
And now you have to.
378
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:47,237
Your mom did this so you could.
379
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:49,240
Wynonna knew your mom was dead.
380
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,236
Before we even got here.
381
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,472
Narc.
382
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,947
You lied to me.
383
00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:00,650
- You're Black Badge.
- No.
384
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:02,486
- We're two friends.
- Best friends.
385
00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:08,458
She said it first, there's
no take-backs right?
386
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:12,128
... who love the same angel
more than anything in the world.
387
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,197
You're...
388
00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:15,465
You're polygamists?
389
00:18:17,937 --> 00:18:19,905
Something is happening on
the other side of the door,
390
00:18:19,907 --> 00:18:21,140
I've got to get through!
391
00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:27,477
They just, they just
left her here to rot.
392
00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:29,080
I couldn't save her.
393
00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:30,916
Well, let us save someone else.
394
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,054
Whatever you are,
Doc's going to kill you.
395
00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:35,919
Ah, save your heteronormative
396
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:38,254
hero hogwash for humanity, sweetie,
397
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:41,324
which incidentally, I preclude by eons.
398
00:18:41,326 --> 00:18:43,625
Just say you're old,
you pretentious bitch!
399
00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:45,962
I am a nightmare unto the world.
400
00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:47,997
And your cherubic little daddy died
401
00:18:47,999 --> 00:18:49,799
before he could teach
you how to save it.
402
00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:52,001
From me!
403
00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:54,637
Ah! For once I wish
we'd just take on a demon
404
00:18:54,639 --> 00:18:56,307
that isn't such a talker, you know?
405
00:19:00,779 --> 00:19:02,845
Well, it's not all bad news.
406
00:19:02,847 --> 00:19:04,681
See, you succeeded
where the snake failed.
407
00:19:04,683 --> 00:19:06,983
You freed me from this prison.
408
00:19:06,985 --> 00:19:09,887
You and your cute little cowboy.
409
00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:15,458
I am a gunslinger, you amateur.
410
00:19:20,732 --> 00:19:23,666
The best in the west!
411
00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:26,036
Hi, gorgeous! Ya miss me?
412
00:19:29,441 --> 00:19:31,042
But I screwed all this up.
413
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,376
Hey, your mistakes do not define you.
414
00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:35,511
This crazy chick
415
00:19:35,513 --> 00:19:38,315
without a gun is living proof of that.
416
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:40,717
Nicole and I are going
through that portal
417
00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:42,185
to rescue our people
418
00:19:42,187 --> 00:19:44,655
and all the bullets in the
world are not gonna stop us.
419
00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:52,557
You just wanted to punch her again.
420
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,027
I can't believe I may be
stuck with you forever.
421
00:19:57,411 --> 00:19:58,811
It's cracking.
422
00:19:58,813 --> 00:20:00,770
Oh shit, shit, shit!
423
00:20:00,772 --> 00:20:02,572
Well, if we're going
to get into the garden,
424
00:20:02,574 --> 00:20:04,141
we do it now, this is our only way out.
425
00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:06,909
Oh!
426
00:20:06,911 --> 00:20:10,513
Wow, you are real handsome
when you lose control.
427
00:20:10,515 --> 00:20:12,348
You do not get to speak as him.
428
00:20:14,252 --> 00:20:15,785
Please, Holliday. Please.
429
00:20:15,787 --> 00:20:17,954
Don't hurt me.
430
00:20:17,956 --> 00:20:19,590
Shut your lying mouth.
431
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,862
Earth angel brought a demon.
432
00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:27,131
Smart.
433
00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:31,334
- Doc!
- You're one of us!
434
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:33,336
When are you gonna
man up and pick a side?
435
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:36,172
From the devil that
cannot even pick a face.
436
00:20:36,174 --> 00:20:38,074
Don't think about leaving!
437
00:20:38,076 --> 00:20:39,542
I'm not done with you yet.
438
00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:41,077
You are done.
439
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,588
And you will never touch her aga...
440
00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:55,725
Doc.
441
00:20:55,727 --> 00:20:57,061
How could you?
442
00:20:58,897 --> 00:21:00,464
I love you.
443
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,900
- Enough.
- More than.
444
00:21:03,902 --> 00:21:06,936
Come now, we are vamoosing.
445
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:08,939
I cannot let Eve leave her prison.
446
00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:12,876
- We will not.
- I will not.
447
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,020
Do these even connected to anything
448
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,728
or is it just like that
door close button
449
00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:34,063
- on the elevator?
- Yank the...
450
00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:35,632
Tug the...
451
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:38,401
Yeah, fine, everything
is a sex joke, okay?
452
00:21:38,403 --> 00:21:40,337
Guys, they're almost inside!
453
00:21:41,272 --> 00:21:43,006
Toss her your gun!
454
00:21:44,642 --> 00:21:47,243
Ah!
455
00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:49,078
With the safety on!
456
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,413
I'm sorry!
457
00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:52,081
Key cards, we gotta the thing
458
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,649
with the key cards!
459
00:21:53,651 --> 00:21:57,153
Ready? One, two, three!
460
00:22:00,024 --> 00:22:01,624
Holy shit.
461
00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:03,360
Lit like a Fukushima weekend.
462
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:08,598
Red... Don't let all my
tricep dips go to waste.
463
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,333
Ah! My leg's broken!
464
00:22:10,335 --> 00:22:12,402
Well, suck it up,
Sheriff, she needs you!
465
00:22:13,738 --> 00:22:15,471
No, Doc and Waverly need you,
466
00:22:15,473 --> 00:22:16,572
they need the Earp heir.
467
00:22:16,574 --> 00:22:18,841
I need medical attention.
468
00:22:18,843 --> 00:22:20,309
Don't you dare do this to me,
469
00:22:20,311 --> 00:22:22,678
not after all your guilt
trips and your punching.
470
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,547
Yeah, we do have fun, don't we?
471
00:22:26,985 --> 00:22:29,352
They're almost inside. They'll kill you.
472
00:22:29,354 --> 00:22:30,687
Not a chance.
473
00:22:31,555 --> 00:22:34,957
I'm gonna be waiting for
you back in Purgatory.
474
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,026
Nicole, Nicole. I can't.
475
00:22:39,197 --> 00:22:41,063
I can't do this without you.
476
00:22:41,065 --> 00:22:44,234
Actually, only you can.
477
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:48,204
It has to be you, Wynonna.
478
00:22:48,206 --> 00:22:50,107
It was always gonna be you.
479
00:22:55,713 --> 00:22:57,614
The gate is closing!
480
00:23:01,186 --> 00:23:03,486
Don't you dare leave her alone.
481
00:23:03,488 --> 00:23:05,155
I won't. I swear.
482
00:23:08,526 --> 00:23:09,926
I'll see you at home.
483
00:23:09,928 --> 00:23:11,261
All of you.
484
00:23:17,302 --> 00:23:19,937
- Ahh!
- Earp!
485
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,607
Argh!
486
00:23:25,276 --> 00:23:26,743
Huh?
487
00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:36,153
Oh, man.
488
00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:38,888
Titanic taught a whole
generation of chicks
489
00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:41,291
they can just throw
away jewelry, like "hey!"
490
00:23:41,293 --> 00:23:43,759
Come on.
491
00:23:45,697 --> 00:23:47,130
I'm already here.
492
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,235
And I'm only wearing half a shirt.
493
00:23:52,704 --> 00:23:54,104
I'm gonna catch a cold.
494
00:24:09,846 --> 00:24:11,746
I know you're probably evil,
495
00:24:11,748 --> 00:24:13,516
but minus the shears
through your stomach,
496
00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:15,953
whatever you're doing
with your bod is working.
497
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,422
Are you a clone?
498
00:24:18,348 --> 00:24:19,714
Wy-Clone-A?
499
00:24:19,716 --> 00:24:21,350
I am Eve.
500
00:24:22,385 --> 00:24:24,052
I'm Death.
501
00:24:24,054 --> 00:24:25,353
God...
502
00:24:25,355 --> 00:24:26,821
is my voice really that annoying?
503
00:24:26,823 --> 00:24:30,858
I am going to flay your friends alive
504
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:34,228
and strangle you with their skin.
505
00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:36,030
Jesus, Orphan Whack.
506
00:24:36,032 --> 00:24:37,699
Take a Midol and a nap.
507
00:24:37,701 --> 00:24:38,867
Waverly!
508
00:24:40,971 --> 00:24:42,437
Okay.
509
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,406
Well, at least I know
I'm in the right place.
510
00:24:53,516 --> 00:24:55,517
Fucking humans.
511
00:25:05,028 --> 00:25:07,096
Eve cannot escape.
512
00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:13,035
She cannot be allowed to
enter the realm of Men.
513
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,879
I am the Guardian.
514
00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:28,550
I am the failsafe.
515
00:25:35,191 --> 00:25:36,492
Ugh!
516
00:25:47,069 --> 00:25:48,569
Maybe Wynonna didn't make it through?
517
00:25:48,571 --> 00:25:50,405
Oh no.
518
00:25:50,407 --> 00:25:51,473
No, that's a good sign.
519
00:25:51,475 --> 00:25:53,395
She's definitely driving
somebody crazy in there.
520
00:25:55,278 --> 00:25:57,545
The mutants are almost through.
521
00:25:57,547 --> 00:25:59,781
- I can't do this anymore.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
522
00:25:59,783 --> 00:26:01,817
Rachel. Rachel Valdez...
523
00:26:04,587 --> 00:26:07,455
- Where you from?
- The Yucatan.
524
00:26:07,457 --> 00:26:10,391
My... our family's line
goes all the way back
525
00:26:10,393 --> 00:26:12,493
to the Mayans.
526
00:26:12,495 --> 00:26:14,062
Actually...
527
00:26:14,064 --> 00:26:16,931
my mom used to tell me this
story about our ancestors.
528
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:20,468
Hey. Don't stop there,
George R. R. Martin.
529
00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:22,637
About 300 years ago,
530
00:26:22,639 --> 00:26:25,207
there was this mestiza princess.
531
00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:27,442
A warrior princess.
532
00:26:27,444 --> 00:26:28,776
Ooh.
533
00:26:28,778 --> 00:26:30,845
Mayan Xena.
534
00:26:30,847 --> 00:26:32,246
I already dig her.
535
00:26:32,248 --> 00:26:35,583
They called her The Valdez.
536
00:26:35,585 --> 00:26:37,185
That is awesome.
537
00:26:37,187 --> 00:26:38,653
I know, right?
538
00:26:38,655 --> 00:26:41,355
After she proved worthy in war,
539
00:26:41,357 --> 00:26:45,159
The Valdez was given an
entire kingdom to rule,
540
00:26:45,161 --> 00:26:46,594
and immortality to do so.
541
00:26:46,596 --> 00:26:49,063
Wow, that beats a shiny medal.
542
00:26:52,969 --> 00:26:55,136
Hey, Nicole, are we gonna die?
543
00:26:55,138 --> 00:26:56,138
No.
544
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,175
Maybe.
545
00:27:01,177 --> 00:27:04,112
But we've still got options. Right?
546
00:27:04,114 --> 00:27:05,513
Like what?
547
00:27:05,515 --> 00:27:06,715
We fight.
548
00:27:07,484 --> 00:27:09,484
This war isn't over.
549
00:27:09,486 --> 00:27:10,719
It's just beginning.
550
00:27:14,524 --> 00:27:16,491
Oh God, I can't believe
I'm going to go out
551
00:27:16,493 --> 00:27:18,126
blasting beavers.
552
00:27:18,128 --> 00:27:20,128
Yeah, stick with me, kid.
553
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,963
I'll show you how it's done.
554
00:27:28,638 --> 00:27:30,038
Get down!
555
00:27:30,874 --> 00:27:32,540
Mr. I-Am-A-Weapon,
556
00:27:32,542 --> 00:27:34,308
it's me,
557
00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:36,711
Mr. I-Am-A-Happy-To-See-You.
558
00:27:36,713 --> 00:27:38,713
I see the shears did not fell you?
559
00:27:38,715 --> 00:27:41,649
Well, maybe this will. Argh!
560
00:27:41,651 --> 00:27:42,951
What the hell, Doc?
561
00:27:49,325 --> 00:27:50,825
As far as reunions go,
562
00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:52,426
this is better than my high school,
563
00:27:52,428 --> 00:27:54,529
but not as good as 90210.
564
00:27:54,531 --> 00:27:56,564
I demand
565
00:27:56,566 --> 00:27:58,533
you stop using the voice
566
00:27:58,535 --> 00:28:02,003
of the woman that I care deeply for.
567
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,741
"Care deeply for"?
568
00:28:06,743 --> 00:28:09,177
At least I know you're the real
emotionally constipated Doc.
569
00:28:09,179 --> 00:28:12,181
And you are a fraud!
570
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,417
- And a harlot!
- Ahh!
571
00:28:16,419 --> 00:28:18,253
That's like your
favorite thing about me.
572
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:23,901
The real Wynonna is back in Purgatory.
573
00:28:24,794 --> 00:28:26,093
Listen!
574
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,728
I found Nicole,
575
00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:29,897
she decked me, we did a road trip,
576
00:28:29,899 --> 00:28:31,866
we got sniped, met a mouthy teen,
577
00:28:31,868 --> 00:28:35,269
we found and broke into
an abandoned facility,
578
00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:37,104
and then we killed a
bunch of scientist mutants.
579
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:39,106
But now I'm here!
580
00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:40,976
And we gotta get back there.
581
00:28:40,978 --> 00:28:43,677
That is exactly what the
false Wynonna would say.
582
00:28:43,679 --> 00:28:45,847
Your tricks are useless.
583
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:48,817
Tricks are for kids.
584
00:28:50,053 --> 00:28:51,420
We had one.
585
00:28:52,255 --> 00:28:55,624
Alice. Remember? Huh?
586
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,760
Alice.
587
00:28:59,729 --> 00:29:01,163
It's me, Doc.
588
00:29:02,298 --> 00:29:03,565
It's me.
589
00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:06,501
I'm no deep fake. I'm real.
590
00:29:09,305 --> 00:29:10,972
I cannot risk it.
591
00:29:10,974 --> 00:29:12,908
I swore to protect Waverly!
592
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,511
Hollywood!
593
00:29:21,317 --> 00:29:22,951
Our safe word.
594
00:29:24,954 --> 00:29:26,787
For when private time gets too...
595
00:29:26,789 --> 00:29:28,557
Honky tonk.
596
00:29:44,474 --> 00:29:45,807
It is you.
597
00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:54,950
You came back to save her.
598
00:29:59,022 --> 00:30:00,622
I said that I would.
599
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,827
Do we have time for this?
600
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,866
No, alas.
601
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,206
Where is Waverly?
602
00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:20,509
Yonder.
603
00:30:21,477 --> 00:30:22,944
You go to her.
604
00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,508
I will deal with your other half.
605
00:30:28,651 --> 00:30:30,452
Go easy on her money-maker.
606
00:30:31,988 --> 00:30:34,856
Actually go hard. I don't
need the competition.
607
00:30:42,098 --> 00:30:45,266
- What did you do?
- I came home.
608
00:30:45,268 --> 00:30:47,368
This is not your home.
609
00:30:47,370 --> 00:30:49,937
Your home is with me!
610
00:30:49,939 --> 00:30:52,506
- And Nicole.
- This is my destiny.
611
00:30:52,508 --> 00:30:55,376
Doc. Jeremy.
612
00:30:55,378 --> 00:30:56,677
Nedley?
613
00:30:56,679 --> 00:30:58,379
I've always been here.
614
00:30:58,381 --> 00:31:01,248
I will always be here.
Time is a flat circle.
615
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,050
Your ass is gonna be a flat circle
616
00:31:03,052 --> 00:31:04,752
if you spend eternity on that thing.
617
00:31:11,027 --> 00:31:12,993
She cannot be allowed to escape.
618
00:31:12,995 --> 00:31:14,696
This is my duty.
619
00:31:16,099 --> 00:31:17,599
I am the heir.
620
00:31:18,768 --> 00:31:20,936
Not this lukewarm shit again.
621
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:31,447
There was never a horse
that could not be broken.
622
00:31:31,449 --> 00:31:34,250
Or a cowboy who could not be thrown.
623
00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:38,085
Ah. 'Sup, Doc?
624
00:31:38,087 --> 00:31:39,987
You really gonna be
able to snuff the life
625
00:31:39,989 --> 00:31:41,322
outta these puppy dog peepers?
626
00:31:43,259 --> 00:31:45,460
Nothing but a parlor trick.
627
00:31:46,629 --> 00:31:48,062
No. No.
628
00:31:48,064 --> 00:31:50,265
A very special skill.
629
00:31:51,067 --> 00:31:53,567
You're impressed, admit it.
630
00:31:53,569 --> 00:31:55,136
Terrified too.
631
00:31:55,138 --> 00:31:58,372
Ugh, God, there is so much
useless pop culture knowledge
632
00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,441
- in this thing. I...
- It is not useless!
633
00:32:00,443 --> 00:32:03,478
- Ugh!
- It shows he has passion!
634
00:32:05,081 --> 00:32:06,947
I also have a passion.
635
00:32:06,949 --> 00:32:09,483
And it involves me leaving
this godforsaken place,
636
00:32:09,485 --> 00:32:11,619
and getting what I'm owed
in the Ghost River Triangle.
637
00:32:11,621 --> 00:32:14,289
You are stronger than I expected.
638
00:32:15,992 --> 00:32:17,793
Guess he's been working out.
639
00:32:18,661 --> 00:32:21,095
I would like to
congratulate the real Jeremy
640
00:32:21,097 --> 00:32:22,596
on his fitness transformation,
641
00:32:22,598 --> 00:32:25,666
but right now, it's a real hassle.
642
00:32:32,642 --> 00:32:34,629
I told you, I'm leaving,
643
00:32:34,631 --> 00:32:36,632
and I'm getting to Purgatory!
644
00:32:36,634 --> 00:32:39,002
You are right about the first part.
645
00:32:48,691 --> 00:32:50,992
We are running out of time.
646
00:32:52,028 --> 00:32:54,128
Earps!
647
00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:56,965
It is high time we saddle up!
648
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,937
Waverly Earp,
649
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:06,307
you need to stand your
hiney up off that stone seat
650
00:33:06,309 --> 00:33:07,541
before it's too late.
651
00:33:07,543 --> 00:33:08,976
I am the guardian.
652
00:33:08,978 --> 00:33:10,311
You are the champion.
653
00:33:10,313 --> 00:33:12,012
What we are is sisters.
654
00:33:12,014 --> 00:33:14,178
We must all submit to our destinies.
655
00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:16,081
I am done submitting to shit.
656
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,653
Fine. We'll do it the hard way.
657
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,427
Waves, what the hell?
658
00:33:26,496 --> 00:33:28,797
You cannot undo what has been promised.
659
00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:32,032
Right, right.
660
00:33:32,034 --> 00:33:33,568
'Cause promises are important.
661
00:33:39,041 --> 00:33:40,909
I have the ring you gave Nicole.
662
00:33:42,445 --> 00:33:44,479
Stand up and come with me.
663
00:33:45,548 --> 00:33:47,215
Give it back to her.
664
00:33:49,085 --> 00:33:51,352
The guardians of the
garden do not get to love.
665
00:33:51,354 --> 00:33:52,787
You are not just the guardian.
666
00:33:54,123 --> 00:33:56,057
You are an Earp.
667
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,465
She didn't even say yes.
668
00:34:06,102 --> 00:34:07,736
She will, baby girl.
669
00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:12,740
The curse is over, Waves,
670
00:34:12,742 --> 00:34:15,377
it's time to start living for ourselves.
671
00:34:17,179 --> 00:34:18,246
Wynonna...
672
00:34:19,715 --> 00:34:20,949
Help.
673
00:34:24,587 --> 00:34:27,688
All this destiny, curse, fate,
674
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:29,790
heirs of anything bullshit?
675
00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:31,259
It's canceled.
676
00:34:39,335 --> 00:34:41,136
Take me home.
677
00:34:45,675 --> 00:34:47,074
Girls?!
678
00:34:47,076 --> 00:34:49,176
What do we do about the shape-shifter?
679
00:34:49,178 --> 00:34:51,346
How do we keep Eve locked in the garden?
680
00:34:52,148 --> 00:34:54,014
We'll find another way.
681
00:34:54,016 --> 00:34:55,984
We always Earpin' do.
682
00:35:08,764 --> 00:35:11,131
- Ahh!
- Hurry!
683
00:35:11,133 --> 00:35:12,933
Okay! This is it!
684
00:35:12,935 --> 00:35:15,136
What the hell? Oh, my God!
685
00:35:16,939 --> 00:35:19,073
Please tell me you remember.
686
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:22,583
- Third times a charm!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
687
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,947
Oh, my God.
688
00:35:26,816 --> 00:35:28,682
Oh, my God. Seriously?
689
00:35:28,684 --> 00:35:30,250
This one.
690
00:35:30,252 --> 00:35:32,721
Knock, knock, anybody home?
691
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:36,557
Which one is it?
692
00:35:36,559 --> 00:35:38,760
Shit!
693
00:35:40,029 --> 00:35:42,597
My money is on the one that is glowing!
694
00:35:43,466 --> 00:35:45,332
- Oh yeah.
- Let's blow this popsicle...
695
00:35:45,334 --> 00:35:47,368
Er, blood machine murder stand!
696
00:35:47,370 --> 00:35:49,336
- Ahh! Wait!
- There's no more time!
697
00:35:49,338 --> 00:35:50,504
The ring!
698
00:35:50,506 --> 00:35:52,139
No, that thing is tacky as hell!
699
00:35:52,141 --> 00:35:53,240
Enough!
700
00:35:53,242 --> 00:35:55,476
No more semi-biblical bullshit, okay?
701
00:35:55,478 --> 00:35:57,344
Okay.
702
00:35:57,346 --> 00:35:58,746
Eden?
703
00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:00,481
More like eatin' a...
704
00:36:00,483 --> 00:36:01,750
dick!
705
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,068
And I'm back at the stairs.
706
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,642
Waverly?
707
00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:19,510
Doc?
708
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:22,480
Peacemaker?
709
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,550
It's gone forever.
710
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,193
But they're not.
711
00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:38,835
They made it.
712
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,699
They had to.
713
00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:52,743
Back at the well.
714
00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:55,708
But not in it.
715
00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:57,911
Woo, doggie!
716
00:36:59,981 --> 00:37:02,416
In your face, you stupid hole.
717
00:37:03,284 --> 00:37:04,985
Wynonna?
718
00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:07,955
Waverly?
719
00:37:09,524 --> 00:37:11,325
I got your satchel!
720
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:18,899
Home.
721
00:37:27,275 --> 00:37:28,776
Home.
722
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,521
Nicole. Nicole!
723
00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:55,501
Eat shit, shit eater!
724
00:37:55,503 --> 00:37:57,704
I'm warning you. No trespassing!
725
00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:03,377
Waverly.
726
00:38:13,621 --> 00:38:14,822
It's me.
727
00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:18,458
It's me.
728
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:19,860
Oh God, it's you.
729
00:38:22,597 --> 00:38:24,031
I'm home.
730
00:38:28,203 --> 00:38:30,703
Are you real?
731
00:38:30,705 --> 00:38:32,206
Are you?
732
00:38:33,341 --> 00:38:34,875
Get in here and check.
733
00:40:09,191 --> 00:40:10,625
You made it.
734
00:40:12,461 --> 00:40:14,495
Waverly?
735
00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:16,664
I think we both know
where she went first.
736
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,033
We'll find her.
737
00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,836
I believe these belong to you.
738
00:40:23,673 --> 00:40:26,975
If you ever need them, they are yours.
739
00:40:30,446 --> 00:40:32,013
So am I.
740
00:40:35,351 --> 00:40:36,718
Oh my God, Doc.
741
00:40:37,486 --> 00:40:38,687
The town.
742
00:40:43,426 --> 00:40:46,560
I don't think I've ever been this happy.
743
00:40:46,562 --> 00:40:48,463
So why do I feel like bawling?
744
00:40:49,632 --> 00:40:51,532
Well, after what we just did,
745
00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:53,367
you're probably pretty dehydrated.
746
00:40:56,372 --> 00:41:00,275
Your laugh is like Christmas.
747
00:41:02,978 --> 00:41:04,579
Your lips are so soft.
748
00:41:05,481 --> 00:41:07,181
Are you going to spend all day
749
00:41:07,183 --> 00:41:09,516
listing all the things
you like about me?
750
00:41:09,518 --> 00:41:11,419
More like the rest of my life.
751
00:41:14,857 --> 00:41:16,157
I love you.
752
00:41:19,362 --> 00:41:22,997
I'm also loving the
Little Mermaid vibes.
753
00:41:23,866 --> 00:41:26,700
So what, you just zipped
into the Ghost River Triangle
754
00:41:26,702 --> 00:41:28,335
and got extensions?
755
00:41:28,337 --> 00:41:30,105
I just grew it out.
756
00:41:31,374 --> 00:41:32,639
What?
757
00:41:32,641 --> 00:41:34,042
Sorry, I just...
758
00:41:35,878 --> 00:41:38,380
I just missed you so much.
759
00:41:39,882 --> 00:41:41,082
Hey.
760
00:41:44,854 --> 00:41:47,255
Wait. How did...
761
00:41:48,347 --> 00:41:50,124
How did you grow it out?
762
00:41:56,752 --> 00:41:58,887
Doc, how can all of this have happened
763
00:41:58,889 --> 00:42:00,456
while we were in the garden?
764
00:42:02,571 --> 00:42:03,971
Unless...
765
00:42:03,973 --> 00:42:07,375
I broke my leg, and I
came back to Purgatory
766
00:42:07,377 --> 00:42:09,645
but I had to retreat to the homestead.
767
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:13,130
I did everything I could
to keep it safe for you.
768
00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:19,453
Nicole, wait, just tell me.
769
00:42:19,455 --> 00:42:21,789
How long have I been gone?
770
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,158
Don't you know?
771
00:42:25,728 --> 00:42:27,795
You've been gone...
772
00:42:27,797 --> 00:42:29,897
18 months,
773
00:42:29,899 --> 00:42:31,966
three weeks and four days.
774
00:42:34,136 --> 00:42:35,437
All of you have.
775
00:43:10,011 --> 00:43:13,211
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00:43:14,305 --> 00:44:14,945
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