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They all work. All four of them.
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OK, good. Good to test them.
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- How is he? Charles? Is he ready?
- Erm...
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Emmerdale. Hollyoaks.
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EastEnders. Coronation Street.
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Emmerdale?
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D, Coronation Street.
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Coronation Street is
the right answer, well done.
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- Oh, bum.
- Yeah, no, he's, erm...
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He's going to need
all the help he can get.
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This way, please.
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So this is just a little practice,
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before we send you off
to the canteen
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for a bite to eat, OK?
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Oh, and to warn, we're starting with
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a rollover contestant
from yesterday.
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So you won't be called upon
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until probably
quite a way into the show,
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just to, like, manage
your expectations and everything.
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Right!
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Just a rehearsal!
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Fingers on buttons.
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Put these Disney films
in order of their release.
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A, Little Mermaid.
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B, Snow White.
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C, Aladdin.
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D, Dumbo.
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OK, pretty straightforward,
B, D, A, C.
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Let's look who was fastest.
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Janet! On 6.52 seconds, well done.
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- And, Charles?
- Yeah.
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- I'm afraid you were last.
- Oh, well. It's just nice to be here.
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- Yeah. Only rehearsal.
- Yeah, OK.
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- OK. Over to you, Rebecca.
- Fantastic.
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OK, folks, if you'd
like to follow me, please.
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He's the husband
of the sister of the brother
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who were all here, so...
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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But seriously, honestly,
I wouldn't worry,
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he's like
Tim-Nice-But-Dim army type,
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I doubt he'll even get in the chair.
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Terrible in rehearsal
and, so, yeah.
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Oh, and his wife did request
an extra ticket, though.
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Audience is full, but I could
put them in the overspill?
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Fine, wherever.
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Don't be so on edge.
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I'm gonna be the one in the chair,
hopefully.
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I wish you were more on edge,
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so I'd know you knew how
nerve-wracking it is out there.
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Well, at least we're
getting to spend more time together.
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- All right.
- Of course, yeah.
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Right, place these words
of an Agatha Christie novel
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in the right order.
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Nile, On, Death, The!
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And it was, of course,
Death On The Nile.
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And who gets to
sit in the chair next?
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It's... Charles Ingram!
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Well done, Charles.
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Are you ready to play
for a million pounds?
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- Is the Pope a Catholic?
- And... hold there!
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- What did I...?
- Oh, don't worry, no, no, no.
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It's a lot less continuous
and magic than it is on tele.
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Erm, lots of stops and starts.
We're gonna mic your guest up now
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and put them
in their seat in the audience.
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- Who have you brought?
- Uh, my wife.
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- You've met actually, she played before.
- Oh, really?
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- Yes.
- Oh, yes!
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Hello... again.
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OK, folks, here we go. And...
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OK, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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Erm, so, we've seen quite
a lot of the Major's family
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on this show, Charles...
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First off was his wife,
Diana, who won 32 grand.
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Erm, then brother-in-law Adrian,
who won 32 grand, as well.
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So it's a matter of
family honour, Charles.
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- No pressure, then!
- No. No. No, no pressure.
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What, are you trying to win
a million between you?
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First question of 15.
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"What name is given to a person
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"who is against increasing
the powers of the European Union?"
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Eurosceptic. Eurostar.
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Eurotrash. Eurovision.
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It's, erm...
It's Eurosceptic, Chris, yeah.
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That's correct.
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So for £2,000.
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Coronation Street...
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- I bet you know this one.
- Oh, no, I've never watched it.
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Charles, it's been on for 40 years!
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I know, I know, I just...
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In Coronation Street,
who is Audrey's daughter?
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Janice, Gail, Linda, Sally.
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Erm, no, it's nothing...
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It's nothing, erm...
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I'm not getting anything.
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Erm, no, it's...
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Oh, sorry, sir,
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you can't be out here
on the phone, I'm afraid.
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Yeah, no, sorry, I'm...
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I know, I know, sorry,
I just need to, erm...
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- Sir, if you don't mind?
- Yeah, of course.
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Sorry. I was just trying to
get in touch...
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OK, no, I... Yeah.
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I'll have to ask the audience,
Chris.
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- Cut to Chris.
- OK, audience.
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She's right. He's an idiot.
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Fingers on keypads.
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Which still begs the question
how he got in the goddamn chair,
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but hey-ho,
and all the fun of the fair.
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- OK!
- And 89% say Gail.
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Well. Gosh, yeah, OK...
Well, I'll go for B, go for Gail.
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Oh, "Where is the River Foyle"?
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Erm... Erm...
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I think I'm gonna have to, erm...
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Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm gonna have to...
phone a friend..
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It's all right, that's what
the lifelines are there for.
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OK, who are we gonna call, Major?
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- Erm, Gerald.
- OK, let's call Gerald, please.
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- Where's Gerald?
- Erm, South Wales.
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Mr Pollock, I mean it now,
we'll have to confiscate your phone.
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Yeah, all right. OK. OK. Yep, sorry.
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- This way, sir.
- Keep an eye on him.
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Is the right answer.
And that takes you to £4,000!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Charles, we're gonna have to
drag you back tomorrow,
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along with ten new
Fastest Finger First contestants.
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Jacob Nixon from Frome!
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Charlotte Edmonds from Edinburgh.
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Helen McGrath form Broadstairs.
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Sorry, darling.
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Bloody Coronation Street.
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It's OK, we just need to
strategise for tomorrow.
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We need to regroup.
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Well, I can't be back tomorrow,
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I mean, I shouldn't really
be here today, so...
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Knock-knock, sorry to interrupt.
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Just giving you your hotel details.
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Oh, no, I'm really sorry,
but I actually think
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we have to get back home tonight.
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Back home? Yeah, I've got...
I've got work in the morning.
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But you're our rollover contestant.
You're back in the chair tomorrow.
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I know, I know,
but we didn't necessarily think
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- that we would rollover, did we?
- No. - No.
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- Well, can't you call in sick?
- It's the British Army.
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- No, you can't call in sick.
- I know, but, like...
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...there's no war on, is there?
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I mean, I'm joking,
but I'm not really.
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We have to have you back here.
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We will be back.
I promise, I promise.
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But work takes precedence,
I'm so sorry.
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- Charles, car, five minutes.
- Yeah.
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Hello, Tecwen speaking.
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Ah, yes, Tecwen. Hi.
It's, erm, Diana Ingram here.
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- Erm, Adrian's sister.
- Oh. Hello, yes. Diana. Yes.
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Oh, my God, fortuitous timing.
You'll never guess what.
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Oh, I-I think I can, actually,
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you're going to be on the show
tomorrow, I've just heard,
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erm, weirdly, I'm here...
at the studio.
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Charles, my husband, he's here,
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he's going to be
in the chair tomorrow,
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for when you're in
the Fastest Finger seats.
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- Oh, my. What a coincidence.
- I know. I know.
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So, erm, I just thought
I'd call for a quick chat.
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All right?
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We're welcoming back Charles,
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Major Charles Ingram,
into the chair.
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"Morning, Major!"
"Morning, Fawlty!"
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So do you have a strategy,
then, Major?
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Well, erm... Well, yeah, I do.
I do have a strategy, actually.
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I, erm... I was a bit defensive
on the last show,
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erm, you know,
talking myself out of answers
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that I... frankly,
I should have known and do know
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and, erm... So, yeah...
So I'm... I'm...
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Yeah, I'm, sort of,
going on the counterattack.
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We're going on a counterattack.
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Yeah, and basically I'm...
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I'm just gonna try and show
a bit more self-commitment.
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Well, erm, let's put this strategy
to the test.
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Right, Major Charles Ingram,
are you ready to play?
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This, for £8,000.
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Who was the second husband
of Jacqueline Kennedy?
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Adnan Khashoggi.
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Ronald Reagan.
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Aristotle Onassis.
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Rupert Murdoch.
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All right, we're not expecting
this guy to be in long,
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he's two lifelines down,
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so make sure we're prepped
for the next.
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Roger, roger.
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I would have thought...
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I would have thought it would be
Aristotle Onassis.
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Erm...
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Yeah, one...
One of my sub-strategies is...
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Oh, my,
we've got sub-strategies now?!
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Yeah, yeah,
and sub-sub-strategies.
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But one of my sub-strategies
is to take my time
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and, erm, list all the...
all the options.
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So...
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Adnan Kashoggi.
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Ronald Reagan.
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And Rupert Murdoch.
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Aristotle Onassis.
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Yeah, yeah, I think...
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I'm pretty sure
it's, erm, Aristotle Onassis.
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Final answer?
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Final answer, yeah.
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You didn't have to play.
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Well, this new
self-committed Charles
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is a wild and crazy man.
That's the correct answer!
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OK, so you've got £16,000.
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Now for the all-important 32,000.
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Who had a hit UK album
with Born To Do It,
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released in 2000?
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Coldplay.
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Toploader.
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A1.
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Craig David.
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Coldplay.
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Toploader.
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A1.
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Craig David.
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OK, well, erm...
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- All right?
- Yeah.
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That major from last night
is nearly up to 32 grand, amazingly.
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I think it's A1.
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He's like a new man today.
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But it could be Toploader.
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Which is also something to do with
a barrel on a rifle.
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So... Erm, I've never heard
of Craig David.
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Erm...
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Erm, I...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...
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I think I'm gonna have to use
my final lifeline, 50:50.
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Computer, take away
two wrong answers,
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leave Charles with the right answer
and one remaining wrong answer.
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Oh, that's not any easier...
Erm... Urgh.
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Do you know what?
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I think I'm gonna go for it,
I think I'm gonna go for A1.
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Final answer?
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No.
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No. Erm...
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Craig David...
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Craig... David.
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You know, when... When I'm at home,
erm, and I'm practising,
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you know, I guess... I guess...
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Well, I guess wrong 80% of the time,
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so I think I'm gonna
go with Craig David.
246
00:15:31,427 --> 00:15:33,466
Charles, you'd never heard of him
a moment ago?!
247
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,346
No, Craig David. I'm gonna...
248
00:15:35,347 --> 00:15:39,058
- Final answer?
- Yeah, final answer.
249
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:45,067
Well, erm, what a show
this is turning into.
250
00:15:45,107 --> 00:15:47,986
Major Charles Ingram was on £16,000.
251
00:15:47,987 --> 00:15:49,906
He didn't have to play
this question.
252
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:53,626
He said in his own words that
he'd never heard of Craig David.
253
00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:55,427
He went with A1.
254
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:58,707
And then, because...
255
00:15:58,747 --> 00:16:01,146
Well, I'd rather lost
the plot of his thinking then,
256
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:02,546
but he changed his mind,
257
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:07,706
knowing that he would lose £15,000
if he gave the wrong answer.
258
00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:10,626
He went with Craig David,
who he'd never heard of.
259
00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:11,707
Yep.
260
00:16:13,787 --> 00:16:15,586
And that's the right answer!
261
00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:18,066
Unbelievable.
262
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:21,867
I don't know how you do that!
I really don't!
263
00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:24,027
Incredible.
264
00:16:32,147 --> 00:16:34,307
- Yes?
- Paul. It's David.
265
00:16:34,347 --> 00:16:37,426
It's happening,
I think the thing is happening.
266
00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:39,626
The rollover contestant
from last night,
267
00:16:39,627 --> 00:16:41,226
I think he's cheating.
268
00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:44,226
He...? What, in getting on the show?
269
00:16:44,227 --> 00:16:45,346
No, cheating on the show,
270
00:16:45,347 --> 00:16:47,946
cheating at the actual...
the actual game.
271
00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:50,547
Is the correct answer.
272
00:16:50,587 --> 00:16:52,506
How do you...?
You can't cheat the show,
273
00:16:52,507 --> 00:16:54,306
either you know the answer,
or you don't.
274
00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:57,224
Look something isn't right. He's...
275
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:01,864
Normal people don't play like this.
276
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,067
All right, I'm... I'm coming down.
277
00:17:07,147 --> 00:17:12,147
Yeah, I mean, it's a down payment
on a house, isn't it? So...
278
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,947
So, yeah. Yeah. Holbein.
279
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:19,067
Holbein.
280
00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:20,467
Final answer?
281
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,107
Final answer.
282
00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:27,797
OK. Erm, first of all,
you thought it was Rembrandt.
283
00:17:28,987 --> 00:17:31,547
Said you'd seen the painting.
284
00:17:31,587 --> 00:17:34,254
You then thought it was Holbein.
285
00:17:40,147 --> 00:17:46,347
You've just won £125,000!
286
00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:48,528
Incredible.
287
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,266
Incredible.
You're just getting better!
288
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:53,507
OK, something's weird.
289
00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:56,426
- How is he doing this?
- Yeah, I have no idea.
290
00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:59,786
I mean, you were struggling more
at £200 than you are now.
291
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,387
- I-I dunno!
- Unbelievable.
292
00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:06,146
Well, Charles, here it is.
293
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:09,746
A cheque, for a quarter of a...
It sounds strange doesn't it,
294
00:18:09,747 --> 00:18:12,826
...a quarter of a million pounds.
Gosh, you're shaking.
295
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,026
I know, I know, I don't...
296
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,586
I know that, frankly,
you didn't think you'd be able to
297
00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:18,786
equal your wife.
And, frankly, Charles, nor did I.
298
00:18:18,787 --> 00:18:22,547
Well, this is real money.
299
00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:25,987
£250,000.
300
00:18:26,027 --> 00:18:28,944
But we don't want to give you that!
301
00:18:29,387 --> 00:18:31,587
This question...
302
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,867
for half a million pounds.
303
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:43,507
Baron Haussmann is best known
for the planning of which city?
304
00:18:45,147 --> 00:18:46,467
Rome.
305
00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:48,467
Paris.
306
00:18:48,507 --> 00:18:50,627
Berlin.
307
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:51,827
Athens.
308
00:18:55,787 --> 00:18:58,747
Think it's Berlin.
309
00:18:58,787 --> 00:18:59,907
God!
310
00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:07,187
Yeah, Berlin.
311
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:09,467
I mean, Haussmann...
312
00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:11,346
You know, seems...
Seems like a German name,
313
00:19:11,347 --> 00:19:12,946
rather than a Italian name,
314
00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:15,146
or a Parisian name,
or an Athens name.
315
00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:16,267
Erm...
316
00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:21,747
Rome.
317
00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:25,947
Paris.
318
00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:32,986
Yeah. Do you know,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna rethink it.
319
00:19:32,987 --> 00:19:35,906
Because I don't...
I don't think it's Athens
320
00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:38,306
and I'm pretty sure it's not Rome.
321
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,786
And I would have thought...
322
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,907
I would have thought it was, erm...
323
00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:46,781
Berlin, but there's a chance
it could be Paris.
324
00:19:52,227 --> 00:19:54,227
Oh, God, no.
325
00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:59,987
You stand to lose £218,000.
326
00:20:03,427 --> 00:20:05,266
Yeah, I think...
I-I think it's Paris.
327
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,187
I'm gonna play.
328
00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:10,561
Right, hang on.
Now, wait, where are we?!
329
00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:13,547
No, Paris.
330
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,187
Paris, final answer.
331
00:20:16,227 --> 00:20:18,727
- Final answer?
- Final answer.
332
00:20:22,427 --> 00:20:24,787
You thought it was Berlin.
333
00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,911
"Berlin, Berlin, Berlin".
334
00:20:30,387 --> 00:20:33,137
You changed your mind to Paris...
335
00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:38,164
- That's brought you £500,000!
- Yes! Yes!
336
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:42,541
That's unbelievable! Unbelievable!
337
00:20:45,627 --> 00:20:47,586
- Incredible.
- Oh, shit, the glitter.
338
00:20:47,587 --> 00:20:49,826
Never thought we'd get to
the million-pound question,
339
00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:51,546
but we're at the
million-pound question,
340
00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:54,066
I never prepared the bloody glitter.
Where's the glitter man?
341
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:59,507
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
342
00:20:59,547 --> 00:21:04,107
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah... ♪
343
00:21:04,147 --> 00:21:08,507
♪ Ame-e-e-e-en. ♪
344
00:21:32,427 --> 00:21:34,267
Well, erm...
345
00:21:34,307 --> 00:21:37,066
It's not often I get to say this.
But...
346
00:21:37,067 --> 00:21:40,347
for £1 million:
347
00:21:40,387 --> 00:21:42,587
The number one,
348
00:21:42,627 --> 00:21:46,307
followed by 100 zeros
349
00:21:46,355 --> 00:21:49,237
is known by what name?
350
00:21:50,307 --> 00:21:52,107
Googol.
351
00:21:52,147 --> 00:21:54,667
Megatron.
352
00:21:54,707 --> 00:21:56,627
Gigabit.
353
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,227
Nanomole.
354
00:22:05,307 --> 00:22:08,187
Well, let's see.
355
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:12,227
Erm, Giga...
356
00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:13,867
Nano...
357
00:22:13,907 --> 00:22:15,657
Oh, God, don't start.
358
00:22:30,587 --> 00:22:32,147
Right, OK.
359
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,571
God, I don't... I don't, erm...
360
00:22:38,747 --> 00:22:42,787
- Well?
- Watch, just watch...
361
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:44,947
I'm not sure.
362
00:22:44,987 --> 00:22:47,427
However...
363
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:51,551
Charles, you haven't been sure
since question two!
364
00:22:55,227 --> 00:22:59,467
God, I... I think...
I think it's a Megatron.
365
00:23:05,107 --> 00:23:06,506
I have to say, I've...
366
00:23:06,507 --> 00:23:08,066
And I've never heard,
367
00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:11,817
I haven't...
No, I've never heard of a googol.
368
00:23:14,347 --> 00:23:18,014
- Do you know the answer?
- Yes, it's googol.
369
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,901
That's what I thought.
370
00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:28,347
Googol.
371
00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:32,027
Googol.
372
00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:36,586
Yeah, I mean, you know,
by process of elimination,
373
00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:42,087
I actually think it is a googol.
But I don't know what a googol is.
374
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,186
It's not a gigabit,
a nanomole, or a Megatron
375
00:23:46,187 --> 00:23:48,986
and there's only four of them,
so it must be googol, mustn't it?
376
00:23:48,987 --> 00:23:50,227
I mean...
377
00:23:55,787 --> 00:24:00,287
I mean, I don't mind taking
the odd risk now and again.
378
00:24:02,147 --> 00:24:05,227
My strategy has...
has worked so far.
379
00:24:11,947 --> 00:24:14,146
Chris, I'm gonna play.
380
00:24:14,147 --> 00:24:16,426
You know, you don't have to
play this, Charles.
381
00:24:16,427 --> 00:24:18,786
No-one would blame you
if you walked away right now,
382
00:24:18,787 --> 00:24:21,037
with half a million pounds.
383
00:24:27,387 --> 00:24:29,027
Googol.
384
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,787
Final answer?
385
00:24:30,827 --> 00:24:33,027
Final answer.
386
00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:35,901
Catch me when I fall on the floor.
387
00:24:40,387 --> 00:24:41,906
Don't go to a break.
388
00:24:41,907 --> 00:24:45,186
Please, don't go to...
Please, don't go for a break.
389
00:24:45,187 --> 00:24:47,937
- We're taking a break.
- Oh, God!
390
00:24:49,307 --> 00:24:52,266
Don't go anywhere, I know you won't,
391
00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:56,101
on what is an epic night
in British television.
392
00:25:03,347 --> 00:25:04,827
Oh, my God.
393
00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:11,626
We should stop it now.
Just stop it.
394
00:25:11,627 --> 00:25:14,786
We can't stop it, we have no proof.
We just, I don't know, just...
395
00:25:14,787 --> 00:25:18,186
We have to carry on.
396
00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:21,866
- You all right?
- Erm, yeah, I just, erm...
397
00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:23,906
I mean, no, not really.
398
00:25:23,907 --> 00:25:25,387
No!
399
00:25:25,427 --> 00:25:28,586
So you can see, can you, if I've got
the answer right on your screen?
400
00:25:28,587 --> 00:25:29,587
I can.
401
00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:34,067
I'm sure it'll just be
a few seconds.
402
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:42,867
Thank you.
403
00:25:52,707 --> 00:25:55,627
OK, studio, and...
404
00:26:00,147 --> 00:26:01,507
Welcome back.
405
00:26:01,547 --> 00:26:04,786
Wow. Erm, we are here
with Charles Ingram.
406
00:26:04,787 --> 00:26:08,987
Who, after first thinking
it was Megatron,
407
00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:13,067
erm, then played googol
as his final answer.
408
00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:16,024
Even though he'd never heard of it.
409
00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:23,347
Charles?
410
00:26:27,227 --> 00:26:32,267
You've just won £1 million!
411
00:26:32,307 --> 00:26:35,744
One million!
412
00:26:36,587 --> 00:26:42,427
You are the most amazing player
we have ever, ever had!
413
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:46,227
Diana? Come on down,
my darling, come on.
414
00:26:46,267 --> 00:26:48,587
One million!
415
00:26:48,627 --> 00:26:51,507
£1 million!
416
00:26:51,547 --> 00:26:54,507
I can't believe it.
417
00:26:59,587 --> 00:27:03,187
The best player we have ever had!
418
00:27:03,227 --> 00:27:04,507
What a man!
419
00:27:04,547 --> 00:27:06,787
Quite an amazing man.
420
00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:10,667
I have no idea how you did it.
421
00:27:10,707 --> 00:27:13,946
- I don't know.
- Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
422
00:27:13,947 --> 00:27:16,546
Unbelievable, Diana, my darling,
come here.
423
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:20,027
Ladies and gentlemen,
Charles Ingram.
424
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,440
♪ Right from
Her doorway we roam... ♪
425
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,360
♪ Eats and then
It's a pleasure again
426
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,999
♪ Walkin' my baby... ♪
427
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,320
"Charles Ingram. One million."
428
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,320
♪ I don't mean maybe
429
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,040
♪ Walkin' my baby
430
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:56,680
♪ Back home. ♪
431
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,079
What? What am I listening for?
432
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,040
Just wait. It, erm...
433
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:09,400
I don't know, I don't know,
just... play VT.
434
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:15,600
Googol.
435
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,760
That, there. Right there.
436
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,480
- A cough.
- So what?
437
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,199
There's always coughing.
438
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,919
I think... I don't definitely know,
439
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,759
but I think there's,
like, a pattern.
440
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,439
Of what, coughing? From who?
441
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,159
Look, there's gotta
be something, Paul.
442
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,079
Watch last night's tape,
he's useless.
443
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,279
And then, what,
he comes back an utter genius?
444
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,400
Replay VT.
445
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,840
Googol.
446
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880
Turn it up.
447
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,480
Googol.
448
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,679
Then he changes his answer.
449
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,679
By process of elimination,
I actually think it is a googol.
450
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,014
But I just don't know
what a googol is.
451
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,480
Hi, Paul?
452
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,880
Um, hi, Ruth.
453
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,439
Erm, we've had another millionaire.
454
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,560
Oh. OK, great!
455
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,560
Except...
456
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,359
I think that...
Erm, WE think something's not right.
457
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,194
We think the guy may have cheated.
458
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,240
Hello?
459
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,197
What the shitting hell?
460
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,759
Cheeky bastards, who are they?
461
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,839
Are they one of that group
462
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,839
- you talked about getting on the show?
- Morning.
463
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,079
We don't know,
we just know he's a wrong'un.
464
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,720
Are you OK?
465
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,844
No, I'm not OK,
of course, I'm not OK.
466
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,919
Sorry, sorry,
it's murder on the old...
467
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,119
- This is Lionel, from legal.
- Coffee? How do you take it?
468
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,599
Oh, just, erm, massive.
469
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,680
Look, before anything else,
470
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,839
the most urgent thing is
whether to air tomorrow's episode,
471
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,759
because if we don't,
then ten million people
472
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,479
are gonna need
something else to watch.
473
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,519
I have a tape on its way,
you can see for yourself.
474
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,559
- Well, what about the police?
- The police?
475
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,799
- Yeah.
- Is...? Is this a police...?
476
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,559
- Well, it's not... not.
- It's theft. It's £1 million.
477
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,679
If this was a bank vault
or a diamond store in Hatton Gardens
478
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,639
there'd be helicopters by now,
roadblocks.
479
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,719
Come in...
Ah, right, see for yourself.
480
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,559
All I'm saying is, is it a crime
to cheat on a game show?
481
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,439
- Well, it's... It's... Well...
- Stop saying "well", Lionel.
482
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,857
I'm from legal.
It's my job to say "well".
483
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,679
- See for yourselves.
- Do you know what?
484
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,919
I think I am going to go for it.
I'm gonna go for A1.
485
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,880
- Final answer?
- No.
486
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:54,360
No. Erm... A1.
487
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,680
Craig... David.
488
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,720
Oh, Jesus, Je-sus.
489
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,799
It's so obvious.
490
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,679
And don't forget that his wife
has already been on the show.
491
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,959
She knows the ins and outs.
492
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,959
I normally guess wrong
80% of the time...
493
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,279
Watch now. He changes his answer.
494
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,199
I think I'm going to
go with Craig David.
495
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,560
- OK, I say we don't air.
- Agreed.
496
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,839
We can edit forward to
the next contestant in the chair.
497
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,424
Would you fast forward, please?
498
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,474
Can we do that, is it that simple?
499
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,639
Oh, arse, the glitter on the floor.
500
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,839
Well, if no-one has won,
501
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,199
- where did the glitter just come from?
- No-one will notice.
502
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,200
Or care.
503
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,359
This is Tecwen Whittock,
from Whitchurch, Cardiff.
504
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,919
Can you stretch out his turn,
make him longer?
505
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,640
It'll be a struggle.
506
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,764
He was erm, nothing special,
you know.
507
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,464
- Did you order something?
- No.
508
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,679
- Oh.
- Hello, hello, David Briggs.
509
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,719
- Ah, yes, hello, hello.
- Hello, this is Ruth Settle.
510
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,239
- Hi. Hi, hello. Morning, morning.
- Oh, hello.
511
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,400
- Oh, hi.
- Sleep OK?
512
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,120
If at all, you must be...
513
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,959
- Erm... Oh, what's this about?
- Oh, it's only to, erm...
514
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,359
It's just to work out
the next few days.
515
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,799
The angle, the coverage.
516
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,959
So your press conference,
517
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,199
we thought, because of question 12
for 125,000,
518
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,950
The Ambassadors is a painting
by which artist?
519
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:30,479
- The... What, the Holbein?
- The Holbein. Well done, correct!
520
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:36,119
We are thinking of hosting it there,
in front of the painting. Ah, right.
521
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,360
But you...
522
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,879
You did keep changing your mind
a lot, didn't you?
523
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,119
Well, actually, that was to
explain my thinking to the audience,
524
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,519
so I wasn't just, you know,
sat there like a muppet.
525
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,919
It's, erm, probably just that,
don't you think?
526
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,837
What's "probably" what?
527
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,239
Actually, erm, Diana mentions
all these tips in her book
528
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,879
that she's writing with her brother
about the show.
529
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,679
What? It'll help publicise it,
won't it? Being a winner.
530
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,239
- You're writing a book?
- Oh, just a little stocking filler.
531
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,719
With hints and things
about how to get onto the show,
532
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,759
how to play, just a few things
that we've picked up
533
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,719
from this community of fans,
that's all.
534
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,970
Gosh, that...
That sound really helpful.
535
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,199
I wouldn't mention that
to the press yet. No.
536
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,399
We'll... We'll have an embargo
until the show airs.
537
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,900
We have to handle everything...
delicately.
538
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,400
Guilty as sin.
539
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,119
Bollocks. Look,
they are quiz obsessive, they're...
540
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,599
They are fans of the show,
so they're a bit much,
541
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,959
but apart from that.
542
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,794
Watch the tape. Play her the tape.
543
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,160
Oh, and she's, erm,
writing a book, the wife,
544
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,399
- like, erm, an expose of the show.
- She what?!
545
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,239
Oh, my God... It's just a tiny,
little stocking filler.
546
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,279
Look, I just come off the phone
from some of our guys at the studio
547
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,639
who are investigating all possible,
you know, and...
548
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,559
And they have gone into the car park
with some sort of radio receiver
549
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,719
and they're saying it's possible
550
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,919
to listen in to the show relay
from outside?
551
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,159
David, do we not
scramble that signal?
552
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,559
Why would we scramble the signal?
553
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,479
- How do you scramble a signal?
- What's this now? The relay?
554
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,319
I'm just saying that
hypothetically, someone,
555
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,839
maybe someone from this...
this... this group
556
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,639
could listen in to the show
from outside.
557
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,839
- And how would that help them?
- To hear the questions!
558
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,279
Look up the answers
and communicate back in.
559
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,559
- To who? The person in the chair?!
- Maybe! I don't know!
560
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,959
Or someone in the audience,
with a mobile phone.
561
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,719
We don't allow mobile phones
in the studio.
562
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:33,220
- Yeah, but do we check?
- Course we check.
563
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,480
Do we check?
564
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,199
No. Course we don't check,
how would we check?
565
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,079
You don't search the audience?
566
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,799
Let's get it all out now, shall we?
After the horse has bolted.
567
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,559
This is all just happening
this morning.
568
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,479
Right, it's a game show!
It's not Fort Knox!
569
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,879
Whoa, wait, are we saying that
it's not someone coughing, then?
570
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,639
- It could be the coughing.
- It's definitely the coughing.
571
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,799
Either way, I'm calling the police.
572
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,159
Who would you even call?
Like, which, like, branch?
573
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,839
I'll text my person
to look up for IP.
574
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,879
Hold on, have they have even
cashed the cheque yet?
575
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,719
Wait, have...?
Have we cancelled the cheque?
576
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,720
I don't know. I mean...
577
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,679
I mean, no, we haven't
cancelled the cheque,
578
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,479
- I've been at the...
- Lionel. Should we cancel the cheque?
579
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,199
I'm just thinking, we might need
to wait for them to cash the cheque
580
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,199
- for it to be stealing.
- No, no, no, if we do that,
581
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,399
that would be entrapment,
surely, by us?
582
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,799
Yeah, but if they cash the cheque,
583
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,399
do we have to sue them
to get it back?
584
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,959
Am I cancelling the cheque,
or aren't I?! Well...
585
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,759
- No, I just don't see it.
- Don't you hear it?! The coughing.
586
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,599
- Is that how loud it actually was?
- Yes.
587
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,399
Well... No, we've isolated them
a bit, for you to hear...
588
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,159
Listen, you can hear the coughs
at the right answers.
589
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,679
Yeah, and I can hear the coughs
on the wrong answers!
590
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,879
Here. These are the people
at Scotland Yard to call,
591
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,559
it's something called the
Celebrity Crimes Squad or something,
592
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,199
I don't know. Really?
Sounds like a shit detective show.
593
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,199
- Yeah, sounds like something we'd make.
- Wow.
594
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,759
Wait, I'm confused,
what are we saying to them?
595
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,319
That this is... There's more people?
596
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,559
That this is part
of a bigger... conspiracy?
597
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,839
All I'm saying is we don't know
598
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,599
how many people
were outside helping,
599
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,639
inside, helping him.
600
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,319
Yeah, but you can't pack the place
out with people that you know.
601
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,654
You only get the one ticket.
602
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,400
Actually...
603
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,839
Actually, on the first night,
604
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,799
the Ingram's did have
someone else there.
605
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,400
Diana's brother.
606
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,799
The brother... was there...?
607
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,960
- Yeah.
- God dammit!
608
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,277
I'm calling the police.
609
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,920
What a man!
610
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,039
A major disaster is occurring
in New York City this afternoon.
611
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,280
Wait a sec...
612
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,880
what is that?
613
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,239
World Trade Centre is on fire.
614
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:38,639
Early indications are
that a Boeing 747 out of Boston
615
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:43,279
collided with the tower at 1:46 PM
this afternoon, 8:46 AM CET.
616
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,000
- Is that live?
- It must be..
617
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,919
Eye witness reports are coming in
that the plane banked sharply
618
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,239
and made a direct hit at around
the 80th floor of the building.
619
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:55,559
- More as we have it.
- Thank you, Nicholas.
620
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,759
As you can imagine, there is chaos
in the streets of downtown New York.
621
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,239
All major buildings are being
evacuated in the area
622
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,759
surrounding the World Trade Centre.
623
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,839
There's been a second collision,
possibly another plane goes...
624
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,880
Are you OK? Just awful.
625
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,547
Yeah. Puts it all in perspective,
doesn't it?
626
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,519
I haven't even told the chaps about
our win yet, all seems a bit...
627
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,719
Actually there was a message
for you from Celador
628
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,719
when I got back from school.
I don't know if you... Right.
629
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,000
OK, well, life goes on, eh?
630
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,440
Yeah.
631
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,960
- I love you.
- I love you.
632
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,760
Give me that number.
633
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,359
Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson
from the Special Inquiry Unit,
634
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,559
this is my colleague,
Detective Constable Amir Cave.
635
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,880
You rang.
636
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,239
Well, I don't think any of us
expected you to come today,
637
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,040
- given the, erm...
- Yeah.
638
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,360
Terrible thing. But...
639
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,159
crimes still need solving.
640
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,279
So, we've been brought up
to speed by Mr...
641
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,697
Oh, excuse me. This'll be him.
642
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,279
- Hello, Paul Smith?
- Paul, hello.
643
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,119
It's Charles Ingram here,
I was just on your show.
644
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,279
Charles, thank you for calling back.
645
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,697
Erm, so I have to tell you...
646
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:19,799
that we have suspicions from viewing
the recording of Monday's programme
647
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,199
and subsequently studying
the tapes carefully,
648
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,439
that there were irregularities
during the taping of the show
649
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,279
- in which you participated.
- Oh, Good Lord, no.
650
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,639
Because of that I have to tell
you that these suspicions...
651
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,474
...have been referred to the police.
652
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,239
Right. And thus we will not,
for the moment,
653
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:45,879
be airing the programme, or indeed
authorising payment of the cheque.
654
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,880
Right.
655
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,904
Yeah. Well, I mean, you know...
656
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,440
...I completely refute that,
obviously.
657
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,040
All right.
658
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,160
Good Lord.
659
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,640
- Well, goodbye.
- Goodbye.
660
00:39:21,572 --> 00:39:26,612
Police? You're an army major.
I'm a teaching assistant.
661
00:39:26,652 --> 00:39:29,331
People like us don't deal with
the police, this is Wiltshire.
662
00:39:29,332 --> 00:39:31,452
It's what he said.
663
00:39:31,492 --> 00:39:35,692
I sort of... told our book publisher
about your win
664
00:39:35,732 --> 00:39:38,011
and they've set up this
photo and interview thing
665
00:39:38,012 --> 00:39:40,691
for this Sunday. I know
the Millionaire people said not to,
666
00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:42,891
but the publishers
said it was too good not to.
667
00:39:42,892 --> 00:39:46,251
For the book... Well, there won't
be a book, will there, if...?
668
00:39:46,252 --> 00:39:48,811
I bet it wasn't the publishers
who said that, I bet it was Adrian.
669
00:39:48,812 --> 00:39:51,931
I bet you've been speaking to him.
Have you spoken to Adrian again?
670
00:39:51,932 --> 00:39:54,811
How? If he's on the run? On the run!
671
00:39:54,812 --> 00:39:57,091
As if that's a normal sentence
for a normal person to say!
672
00:39:57,092 --> 00:40:00,371
I'm a commissioned officer in the
British Army. There are standards.
673
00:40:00,372 --> 00:40:02,571
Come along, Buffy.
674
00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:04,971
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
How do we know that it was Celador?
675
00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,531
That it was Paul Smith you spoke to?
676
00:40:06,532 --> 00:40:08,931
It was, I returned his call,
on the number they left you...
677
00:40:08,932 --> 00:40:11,211
Yes, I know,
but how do we know it's not a hoax.
678
00:40:11,212 --> 00:40:13,171
Someone in the community,
taking the mickey.
679
00:40:13,172 --> 00:40:15,891
What...? Maybe that's what they do
to everyone, everyone who wins.
680
00:40:15,892 --> 00:40:18,091
It's not a mickey-take, Diana.
681
00:40:18,092 --> 00:40:21,342
Well, it's a bit over the top,
isn't it?
682
00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:24,491
- Call it back again, that number.
- No. I'm not gonna call it.
683
00:40:24,492 --> 00:40:26,371
- I want to hear it.
- No, I'm not gonna call it back.
684
00:40:26,372 --> 00:40:28,539
- Then I'll do it.
- Diana!
685
00:40:29,652 --> 00:40:32,772
Hello. Erm, this is... Diana Ingram.
686
00:40:35,732 --> 00:40:38,691
- Hello.
- Hi, erm, yes, we received a phone call
687
00:40:38,692 --> 00:40:41,731
from this number earlier
and, well, it occurred to us
688
00:40:41,732 --> 00:40:44,331
that we didn't know
whether it was real, or not.
689
00:40:44,332 --> 00:40:45,932
No, erm, no.
690
00:40:45,972 --> 00:40:47,811
No, I'm afraid it was real.
691
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:50,252
This... This is Paul Smith.
692
00:40:50,292 --> 00:40:52,532
Yes, but how do we know?
693
00:40:52,572 --> 00:40:54,171
It could be a wind-up. Or the press.
694
00:40:54,172 --> 00:40:56,012
Erm...
695
00:40:56,052 --> 00:40:57,172
Well...
696
00:40:57,212 --> 00:40:58,452
Erm... O-OK.
697
00:40:58,492 --> 00:41:01,326
Erm, why don't you call back again
698
00:41:01,332 --> 00:41:03,749
and I won't answer this time,
699
00:41:03,772 --> 00:41:07,731
it'll take you through to my
extension answering machine message.
700
00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:11,691
And you'll hear that this is me,
and... and this is Celador.
701
00:41:11,692 --> 00:41:15,612
And that... that this is no wind-up,
Mrs Ingram.
702
00:41:15,652 --> 00:41:16,652
OK.
703
00:41:33,292 --> 00:41:35,731
Hello, you've reached
Paul Smith at Celador.
704
00:41:35,732 --> 00:41:40,816
Leave a message and I'll get
back to you when I can, thanks.
705
00:41:50,092 --> 00:41:51,971
We're doing that press interview.
706
00:41:51,972 --> 00:41:56,306
You won that money. It's yours.
So let's tell people.
707
00:42:10,012 --> 00:42:13,571
We'll need to make a statement.
They're cheats!
708
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:16,406
I just can't get my head round it.
709
00:42:16,412 --> 00:42:21,162
That terribly nice major,
a criminal mastermind? Bollocks.
710
00:42:21,652 --> 00:42:23,851
You really didn't notice anything?
711
00:42:23,852 --> 00:42:26,331
Well I-I suppose
you've a lot going on.
712
00:42:26,332 --> 00:42:28,531
Yeah, but I'd hope
that I'd have done this enough
713
00:42:28,532 --> 00:42:30,571
to notice if someone
is trying to steal a million quid
714
00:42:30,572 --> 00:42:33,072
two feet in front of me, Paul.
715
00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:36,412
You all right?
716
00:42:36,452 --> 00:42:37,786
You look ragged.
717
00:42:40,212 --> 00:42:42,129
I feel upset, actually.
718
00:42:43,732 --> 00:42:47,652
This... Well, this is our thing,
it's our baby.
719
00:42:47,692 --> 00:42:50,411
No-one will dare try
anything like this again
720
00:42:50,412 --> 00:42:53,079
after all this, don't you worry.
721
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:56,532
Who the hell was coughing?
722
00:42:56,572 --> 00:42:58,811
So what I'm gonna show you
is what we've edited together
723
00:42:58,812 --> 00:43:02,479
of the show so far
from the different angles.
724
00:43:02,852 --> 00:43:04,332
Play VT.
725
00:43:04,372 --> 00:43:06,612
Googol.
726
00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:08,171
That cough there, then.
727
00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:10,131
Can you ascertain
where it came from?
728
00:43:10,132 --> 00:43:11,251
Not the individual, no,
729
00:43:11,252 --> 00:43:13,091
we don't mic up
every audience member.
730
00:43:13,092 --> 00:43:14,731
But we've got different mic tracks
731
00:43:14,732 --> 00:43:16,691
covering different areas
of the studio.
732
00:43:16,692 --> 00:43:18,091
Now that particular cough.
733
00:43:18,092 --> 00:43:22,251
That came from
the Fastest Finger mic, stage right.
734
00:43:22,252 --> 00:43:24,492
Play tape C.
735
00:43:24,532 --> 00:43:27,212
One of these five, sat here.
736
00:43:50,332 --> 00:43:52,131
I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson.
737
00:43:52,132 --> 00:43:54,011
Here's a warrant
to enter your property.
738
00:43:54,012 --> 00:43:56,331
I should tell you,
we're placing you both under arrest
739
00:43:56,332 --> 00:43:58,211
on suspicion
of procuring the execution
740
00:43:58,212 --> 00:43:59,971
of a valuable security by deception.
741
00:43:59,972 --> 00:44:01,411
You do not have to say anything...
742
00:44:01,412 --> 00:44:05,731
What you've been told so far
in the case for the prosecution...
743
00:44:05,732 --> 00:44:09,492
seems to make total sense,
doesn't it?
744
00:44:10,772 --> 00:44:15,131
A man, who didn't particularly
like quizzes, arrived on the show,
745
00:44:15,132 --> 00:44:18,332
behaved strangely and won a million.
746
00:44:18,372 --> 00:44:22,851
So something must be wrong.
He must have cheated. Right?
747
00:44:22,852 --> 00:44:25,931
- Your Fastest Finger First machine?
- You're not serious.
748
00:44:25,932 --> 00:44:27,091
Uh, it's in the garage.
749
00:44:27,092 --> 00:44:29,931
We'll also be wanting a draft copy
of your book, Mrs Ingram.
750
00:44:29,932 --> 00:44:32,131
My book?
I-I-I... It... It's not finished.
751
00:44:32,132 --> 00:44:34,451
I haven't even spell-checked it yet.
752
00:44:34,452 --> 00:44:35,651
And what about our children?
753
00:44:35,652 --> 00:44:37,651
A specially-trained officer
can stay with them,
754
00:44:37,652 --> 00:44:39,531
- while you both are...
- No. No.
755
00:44:39,532 --> 00:44:41,091
You are under arrest, Mrs Ingram.
756
00:44:41,092 --> 00:44:46,009
But what if I were to tell you
that it's all utter nonsense?
757
00:44:46,492 --> 00:44:47,571
That the three defendants
758
00:44:47,572 --> 00:44:49,771
who allegedly concocted
this elaborate conspiracy
759
00:44:49,772 --> 00:44:52,492
had never even met?
760
00:44:52,532 --> 00:44:56,492
Something that the prosecution
does not dispute.
761
00:44:56,532 --> 00:44:58,851
That the so-called
significant coughs
762
00:44:58,852 --> 00:45:03,772
are only 19 out of a 192 recorded
throughout the night?
763
00:45:03,812 --> 00:45:09,372
Sometimes on the right answers,
sometimes on the wrong answers.
764
00:45:09,412 --> 00:45:12,211
And that there is no way
of knowing that any of them
765
00:45:12,212 --> 00:45:15,012
even came from Mr Whittock?
766
00:45:15,052 --> 00:45:16,531
Could it simply be
767
00:45:16,532 --> 00:45:20,782
that everyone on the show
was waiting for an attack?
768
00:45:22,092 --> 00:45:24,491
For something strange to happen?
769
00:45:24,492 --> 00:45:26,491
And in walks Charles Ingram.
770
00:45:26,492 --> 00:45:31,251
A, yes, eccentric, but actually
quite intelligent army major...
771
00:45:31,252 --> 00:45:33,972
and his fate was set.
772
00:45:34,012 --> 00:45:36,851
I put it to you,
that this is, in fact,
773
00:45:36,852 --> 00:45:39,692
a series of horrible coincidences.
774
00:45:39,732 --> 00:45:43,731
And that Major Charles Ingram
is completely innocent.
775
00:45:43,732 --> 00:45:47,482
Your honour,
here is the case for the defence.
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