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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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It's more brilliant than
a thousand sparkly unicorns.
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It's more brilliant than
a million sparkly unicorns.
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That's right, kids.
And this TV
has extra features.
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Please be unicorns.
Please be unicorns.
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It has not one
but two safety guides.
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I'm gonna watch
Teena SometimesThe Musical.
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No! I wanna watch
Tankini Lumberjacks.
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Also The Musical.
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(BOTH GROWLING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Who's winning?
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Your sister.
I should make
them settle this
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like my family did
when I was growing up.
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Hey,
that gives me an idea!
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(LAUGHING)
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Bradley, Brianna,
follow me to the garage.
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We're going to settle
this like my family did
when I was growing up.
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Ah!
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Here they are.
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Now, when I was young,
the ping pong paddle
was our judge.
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The winner got
what they wanted.
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ALL: Ping pong?
Ah, ping pong.
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The sport of kings.
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So what do you say, kids?
Winner gets control of
the TV for the night?
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That's lame!
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Tankini Musical!
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Teena!
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-Teena!
-Guys!
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If Dad wants to settle
this in an entertaining
and hilarious way,
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you should do what he says.
Dad's the boss, right, Dad?
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That's right.
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What?
Nice short shorts.
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This is very fashionable
ping pong wear! Let's play!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(YELLING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(GARAGE DOOR OPENING)
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Oh!
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Harold! I told you to get
rid of this cursed table.
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You know how you get
when you play ping pong.
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Relax, Honey.
My King Of Ping
days are behind me.
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-I'm just watching.
-(SCREAMING)
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Now where were we?
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah.
You know daddy
love how you do.
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(BRIANNA CLEARING THROAT)
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-(CLEARS THROAT)
-Match point.
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In your face!
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Tankini Musical,
here I come!
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Actually, Son.
I want to watch the
new episode of Mail Cop.
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Ha! Sure,
if you think you can
beat the ping pong Brad!
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(GROWLING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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The key to ping pong
is hand-eye coordination,
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lightning-fast reflexes
and a thirst for the kill!
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(YELLS)
Ping pong!
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(SCREAMING) Why?
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My beautiful forehead!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Ha! Point for the Brad!
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Once you start
a game of the ping,
you finish it!
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No matter what!
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Time to put you
out of your misery
with my signature shot.
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I call it the
Return To Sender!
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Yeah, whatever.
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Can I at least watch
my Tankini musical during
commercial breaks?
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-Play me for it.
-(SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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I feared
this day would come.
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The day the
King of Ping returned.
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And it's only
going to get worse.
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Your father has never
lost a game of ping pong.
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And with each victory
his power grows.
And grows!
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How do we defeat him?
I wanna watch the big screen!
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We need a champion.
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Someone to beat
your father and end his
reign of ping pong terror.
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They'll need
hand-eye coordination,
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lightning-fast reflexes,
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and a thirst for the kill!
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What?
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Kick, how'd you like
to play your dad
in ping pong?
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Sorry, Mom.
I don't do ping...
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Hey! Let me go!
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This is all
your fault, dillweed!
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You reawakened
the King of Ping!
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And you're the only one
who can save us!
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You've always
been my favorite.
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Hey!
Hey!
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Oh, calm down.
(CHUCKLES) I'm just serious.
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If your father wins,
we'll never be able to
watch the family TV again.
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This is your battle!
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Besides, the GnarlyGames are on tonight,
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and I'm gonna watch
every second of them!
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-Oh, is that
what you think?
-(ALL GASPING)
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Because soon,
there's a marathon starting
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for Mail Cop, SPU,Special Postal Unit.
And I plan to watch
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All night.
And every night.
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Forever!
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(SCREAMING)
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Warm up, Dad.
Because I'm about
to do ping pong.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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You wanna play me
for the TV tonight?
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No! If I win,
we never play
ping pong again.
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Fine. But if I win,
ping pong decides everything
we do in this house.
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Forever!
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-(ALL SCREAMING)
-See you in three minutes.
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Why not now?
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The king drank
a little too much tea.
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It's time, family.
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Let's dethrone the king!
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Don't let your
mouth write checks
your paddle can't cash.
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Harold, how much
did that cost?
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Twelve thousand dollars.
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We're playing for the TV
and we're playing
for this table.
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Any last words, Kick?
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Just three.
Bring the ping, King.
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Wait a minute,
that was four.
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Hey! I wasn't ready.
So get ready.
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Cause once you start
a game of the ping
you finish it!
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No matter what!
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(SCREAMS) Ping pong!
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No one's ever
returned my forehand.
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-Until now.
-(GASPS)
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Okay,
let's finish this!
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Match point!
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She's rolling!
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Once you start
a game of the ping...
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KICK: You finish it!
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-No...
-Matter...
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BOTH: What!
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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-Tankini Lumberjacks!-Teena Sometimes!
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(CARS HONKING)
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(OPERATIC SINGING)
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(SCREAMS)
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DAD: Congratulations!
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Thanks again, Kick!
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(CHIMES)
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-Gnarly Games!-Mail Cop, SPU marathon!
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I think it's time for
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the Return To Sender!
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(YELLING)
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Teena Sometimes!
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Tankini Lumberjacks!
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(SCREAMING)
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No!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Goodbye, ping pong.
Hello, Gnarly Games.
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MAN: Gnarly Games!
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Ow! You're crushing my spine!
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Bradley, be mature about...
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-Ow! You're crushing my spine!
-Quiet! I can't hear anything!
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There's only room
for one of us.
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I say we settle this
how we used to when
I was growing up.
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Bingo!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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KICK: Mom and Briannathink that the ButtowskiBoys Camp Out
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is a night of bonding,songs and weenie roasts.
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But it's really aboutscaring each other out ofthe tent with ghost stories.
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Dad wins every year.
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It all began with Year One!
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And that's
when their father
revealed he was
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a vampire-nurse!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Last one in
the tent! Yeah, Dad!
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And then the
madman destroyed
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the daredevil's
cherished skateboard!
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Last one in
the tent! Yeah, Dad!
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And that's when the clown
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whispered his
evil plan into the
little daredevil's ear.
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(WHISPERING)
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Last one in the tent!
Yeah, Dad!
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(STUTTERS) What
did the clown say?
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Trust me.
You do not wanna know.
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Dad's stories are so scary,
I've never had the chance
to tell my own.
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But this year?
I'm gonna win.
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How can you be so sure?
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My secret weapon.
Ready, Wade?
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Ready for operation
Dressed-as-a-killer-tree-
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scare-the-pants-of-your-dad-
and-brother-leaving-you-
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as-the-last-one-in-the-tent-
and-think-of-a-shorter-
name-for-this-operation.
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Tonight, I will be
the last one in the tent.
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For Vikings,
this is St. Olaf's Eve,
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where we dress up
and carve a giant canoe
to honor the great sailor.
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And I'm missing it for this.
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So there better be s'mores.
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We're all outta s'mores.
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(SCREAMING)
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One down, two to go!
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Looking mighty
confident there, Kick.
You want to go first?
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I think I'll wait
till last.
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We'll let Brad go first.
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00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,665
He'll probably
scare himself!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Hey!
I can hear you!
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Besides, joke's on you.
I can't leave the tent!
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I tied myself up
with this bungee cord!
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Yeah, genius Brad!
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-Boo.
-(SCREAMING)
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-Boo again.
-(SCREAMING)
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-Boo.
-(SCREAMING)
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They're in the tent!
Release!
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(BOTH SIGHING)
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A night alone
without the boys.
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Time to relax!
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You said it, sister.
Let's do this!
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Consider if you will,a tale of mysteryso mysterious
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it will mystify you.
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So mystifyingit will mysterious you.
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Tick-tock.
Come on, let's go!
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Quiet! I'm settingthe mood here!
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My story is called,
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The Toilet of Terror.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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For your observedment.
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Poor Woodrow
couldn't resist the
extra large soda.
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Just a quarter more.
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One night,Woodrow got stuck atschool after hours,
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in dire needof the restroom!
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But they were locked,so he had to cross thefoggy football field
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to usethe Portable Toilet!
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When he got inside,everything seemed normal.
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But then...
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(SCREAMING)
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(STRUGGLING)
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In the toilet,no one can hear you scream.
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And the next morning,
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there were twoPortable Toilets!
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Ooh!
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00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,077
So, he turns
into a toilet?
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Ooh! I'm so scared!
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-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Into a toilet!
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Maybe next year, Brad.
Now step aside and let
a man do man's work
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manly-style!
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00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,251
One day,
someone will believe
your story, Woody.
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00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:59,375
And now,
a tale so terrifying
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00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,245
you might as well flee now.
253
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,330
(SCREAMING)
254
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,333
The Car!
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
255
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,671
Give me some cash, old man!
256
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:13,077
Be careful with
the wax job, Son!
257
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,923
Dear old Dad
is plumb broke.
258
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,877
I spent my
whole paycheck on
your personal trainer.
259
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,921
Thanks for the
mad bills, geezer!
260
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:30,500
(GASPS) My sweet baby!
I'm so sorry I have
such disrespectful children.
261
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,830
Sometimes,
I wish they'd just...
262
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,044
(ENGINE STARTS)
263
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:37,828
Well, that's odd.
264
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,254
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
265
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,827
Hmm.
That's strange as well.
266
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,580
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
267
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:11,881
Take that, breadwinner!
268
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,290
Pretty baby.
You'll be okay now.
269
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:22,961
Harold! Why are
all these oil stains
on your collar?
270
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:25,499
Also,
where are the children?
271
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,080
Honey!
Want to go for a ride?
272
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,920
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
273
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:38,041
(SCREAMING)
274
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,793
(EXHALES)
275
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,882
You don't have
to be brave, Son.
You can run away screaming.
276
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:48,785
Oh, I'm not scared.
But you're about to be.
277
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:52,542
And now, a story
about something
in every front yard...
278
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,632
Trees.
279
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,253
(BOTH LAUGHING)
280
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,830
Trees!
That's lamer than toilets!
281
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,254
Oh, laugh now,
but soon you'll experience
282
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:04,000
a Nightmare onButtowski Street.
283
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,170
There oncewas a spruce treein a suburban front yard.
284
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,166
Just like the oneyou two cut down earlier.
285
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,996
But its branchesblocked the view ofa certain special neighbor...
286
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,750
Dang it!
287
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:19,290
KICK: And ruined the wax jobof a certain special car.
288
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,334
Dang it!
289
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:25,003
KICK: So they conspired toget rid of the tree. Forever.
290
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,210
(BOTH LAUGHING)
291
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,665
KICK: Some treesrefuse to stay down.
292
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:48,502
Oh, no, not this one.This tree came alive!
293
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:55,286
Wow, I've never
been so happy over
the death of a tree!
294
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,881
I sure have, Son
but this is still wonderful!
295
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,375
Yeah, Dad!
296
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,375
(SCREAMING)
297
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,210
(SCREAMING)
298
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:11,039
KICK: The treewanted vengeance.
299
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:14,671
So it dragged theminto its root-filled lairfor eternity!
300
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:18,377
(SCREAMING)
(SLURPING)
301
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,380
And they were all
never seen of ever again.
302
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,165
(NERVOUS LAUGH) Ooh!
303
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,496
A killer tree!
Terrifying! Right, Brad?
304
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,540
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Yeah. Right. Trees.
305
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,712
Which surround us everywhere.
306
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,039
Trees I've wronged!
307
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:38,291
(BRANCHES CREAKING)
308
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,791
(GASPS) What was that?
(MOCKINGLY) What was that?
309
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,632
I'm Kick and I think
I'm going to win.
310
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,415
(CREAKING CONTINUES)
Wait, what was that?
311
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,457
I mean,
wait, what was that?
312
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,878
(TEETH CHATTERING)
313
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,245
Must be Wade.
But he's early.
314
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,670
Wade's never early.
315
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,883
Wade, are you here?
316
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:57,535
Sorry, danger dude.
I can't leave. I've got
responsibilities now.
317
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,420
-What's going on, Kick?
-Outside.
318
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:02,997
It was supposed
to be Wade.
319
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,380
-But it's not.
-(LOUD CREAKING)
320
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,415
No! What is it?
What is it?
321
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,919
It's quiet. (SIGHS)
322
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,417
Looks like everything's...
(CRACKING)
323
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,327
(SCREAMS)
It's the Spruce Strangler!
324
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,583
Finally come
for revenge against
your deplorable actions!
325
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,503
Hey! You're the
one that wanted to
cut the tree down!
326
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,290
So did you!
To spy on the
Tankini neighbor!
327
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,381
Wait, what?
That was in my story!
328
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,035
And I never mentioned
a "Spruce Strangler."
329
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,881
Well obviously
your story came true, Kick!
330
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,245
We've gotta
get out of here!
331
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,000
Oh, no. Nice try, Dad.
I'm not losing.
332
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,880
Kick, this isn't about
winning or losing.
333
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,785
This is about saving
your mother and sister.
334
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:36,502
-From a tree.
-Okay.
335
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,420
You're right.
Let's do this.
336
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,997
Last one in
the tent! Yeah, Dad!
337
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,580
Right behind you, Kick.
338
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,828
Oh, look, they're
heading back inside
earlier than last year.
339
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,134
Well, let's go pretend
we were giving
each other makeovers
340
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,495
or something girly.
341
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,633
Oh, no! It's locked!
342
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,665
The front door!
The front door!
343
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:07,997
(ALL SCREAMING)
344
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,380
The tree's
already got them!
345
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,455
Boys,
your mother and sister
are probably goners.
346
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,498
It's best we
just forget them.
We'll have to start over.
347
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,630
In a tree-less environment.
With less demanding wives,
and a less expensive daughter.
348
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,710
"Less demanding"?
349
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,959
"It's best we
just forget them"?
350
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,459
Oh, Harold.
You and your ghost stories.
351
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,288
But, Mom,
the Spruce Strangler!
352
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,671
He's out for revenge
because Dad chopped him down.
353
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,497
He soiled Monique!
354
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,830
What was I supposed to do?
355
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,584
That is ridicu...
356
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,173
-(LOUD STOMPING)
-Real!
357
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:37,671
(ALL SCREAMING)
358
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,540
Sorry for all the racket.
Just using the rest of your
tree for my canoe carving.
359
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:47,792
Anyone want to join?
It's just as hard
as it looks!
360
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,831
No? Just me?
361
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,214
Whoa! What?
362
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,134
(SCREAMING)
363
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:13,832
(BOTH SCREAMING)
364
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,625
Last one in the tent!
Yeah, Kick!
365
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,583
(SNORING)
366
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,790
Huh? Huh?
367
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:29,745
(SCREAMING)
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