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If You guys want to know
how I keep my face fresh
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after early morning travel,
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I've reposted my crucial
fight-the-flight...
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I am so excited to see my
girls Monet and Luna today.
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Yay!
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Hey, Dad.
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I'm in LA tonight
for a session with Billie.
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Ooh.
I'll be back Friday, okay?
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Have a great first day.
I already am.
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You know, you're not
normally this excited
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for the first day of school.
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Well, it's better than being
stuck in here for another year.
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No shit.
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Bye.
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You're gonna be late.
He's always late.
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Okay, here's your lunch.
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- And your ice pack.
Mm, perfect. Okay.
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Okay.
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- Okay.
- Love you.
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Bye, Dad. Bye, Pop. Bye, Rocky.
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- Here you go.
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- Thank you, Obie.
- Anytime, Murray.
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Sorry it's taking
me a long time.
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We were together all
quarantine. It's fine.
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You used to like it when
it took me a long time.
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Where's my freshman?
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Fresh-woman?
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Fresh-person.
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- Fresh-princess!
- Dad, please. No.
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Sorry, I'm just excited.
It's your first day.
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It's another day,
no first anything.
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Constance Billard is one of
the top 10 private schools
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in the country, with one
of the best arts programs.
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Full of the type of
people whose values
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- I was able to shield you from...
- Kids are bad all over.
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Even in Buffalo.
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We had to leave.
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And we couldn't pass
up the scholarship.
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I mean, at Constance, my college
choices are so much better.
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Say it with me, Yale Drama.
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- And...
- Yes, she's a student there,
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but I doubt I'll
even get to meet her.
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You're not even sure
she knows I exist.
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She's your half-sister,
she knows you exist.
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Well then, I don't
want to meet her.
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Because she never
accepted my friend request
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I sent when I was 10.
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Thank you for breakfast.
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Bye, Dad.
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- I love you.
- You too.
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- Good luck.
- Thank you.
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- Bye.
- Hey, where'd you get those?
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Hmm?
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Moving gift from
Bella. Remember?
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Huh.
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- Lune?
- The brick'll wash her out.
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Up and to the left.
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New EIP.
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Ew. Go!
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Don't they have their own
entrance or something?
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I'm standing here.
You see me, don't you?
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Okay come on, let's do this.
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Okay. So, experience is:
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"Arrival, first day,
uh, junior year."
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Um, so just back
up a little bit.
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Back up a little more.
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Okay. Now, show me the bag.
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Sorry, Ms. Keller, I
didn't see you there.
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Um, it wasn't your fault.
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She almost destroyed
your Capucine.
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It'd take her whole month's
salary to replace it.
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Rayon gives me nosebleeds.
Could you move?
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God, now
the light's off.
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- Kate?
- Yeah?
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Thought we were meeting inside.
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We should have a
no-Zara rule at school.
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Zara, east of Lex only.
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I don't know why I still
expect them to be nice.
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I guess a year of
Zoom boxes fooled me?
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That's only 'cause
you couldn't see
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what they were
texting beneath them.
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Oh, no.
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First day of school and
Wendy's already sad.
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The headmistress would like
to speak with you, Martine.
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Right this way.
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This
is why I bring a Yeti.
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When the horde sets their alarms
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to go off in unison
during a pop quiz,
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I don't spill on
myself when I scream.
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I could get you one.
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It took me an
hour to pick out an outfit
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I thought they
wouldn't make fun off.
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And it took them one
second to prove me wrong.
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If Julien wore that, Urban would
be mass producing knockoffs
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by third period.
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They just pick on
us 'cause they can.
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Because no one says not to.
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And if you try to fail them,
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between your laptop
and the office,
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an F becomes a C.
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And a C becomes valedictorian
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and a top spot at the
Ivy of their choice.
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This school produced
great people.
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Caroline Kennedy,
Colson Whitehead,
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Nate Archibald.
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It's why I wanted to teach here.
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It's
not like Nate Archibald
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was such a saint
when we started.
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- You went here, Rebecca?
- Class of '09.
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Back when we still
respected authority.
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Now, they can't be controlled
because we've ceased to matter.
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Who needs an education when you're
famous for putting on your makeup?
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- But you said Nate...
- When I was a student,
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we lived under constant threat.
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People like Nate
were scared straight.
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How?
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Yeah, I'd try anything
at this point.
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It was this thing that
started freshman year,
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called itself Gossip Girl.
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Kind of like an
Orwellian Big Sister.
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Kept tabs on students
it deemed important.
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- Kept tabs?
- If she knew your secrets,
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and she always did,
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she told them. She kept
us all accountable.
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People thought it was me,
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but it was actually
one of my classmates.
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- Dan Humphrey.
- The novelist?
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I think I remember
reading about this.
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It was ridiculous. I
wouldn't even read it.
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It's a blog. Haven't seen
one of these in years.
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Last post, nine years ago.
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Ooh, there's an archive.
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Some dead links,
but pretty cool.
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Wish I thought of this
when I was in high school.
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We're still
in high school.
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Maybe we should try it?
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What are we looking at?
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Hey, hey, keep it moving.
Please and thank you.
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- Oh! The sun's arrived.
He has indeed.
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Maxi!
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Air only. She's still setting.
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- Obie!
- Hi.
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You're rumpled and sweaty.
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That suddenly
bothers you... why?
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You said you'd do my story.
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Shit, I forgot.
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He forgot.
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I was...
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I was bringing breakfast to
the Navy Yard strike line,
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but I saved you one.
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Fan-Fan, your favorite.
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Hey, isn't that your
parents' development?
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Yeah, it is. And they
know exactly how I feel.
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That the very least the
strikers deserve is donuts.
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And what about what I deserve?
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I will clean up during
free period, I promise.
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Okay, at this point, it's gonna be a graduation story.
Julien!
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- So can we...
- Audrey!
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- Welcome back, guys.
- Yo, what's up?
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Well, well, if it isn't the
Seven Samurai all together again.
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You can change the group
chat name all you want,
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- it's not sticking.
- You'll get Kurosawa one day.
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Is that what your face
looks like without a mask?
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Hope, been a few.
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Since when do you
show up on time
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for the first day of the school?
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Guess all those months away
gave me a renewed interest
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in the student body.
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- Yours included.
- Okay, soft focus, soft focus.
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And east so your
face gets the sun.
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The gram can wait, ladies.
She's looking for her sister.
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- She's not my sister.
- A DNA test would disagree.
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She's just half.
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- Mm, you have a sister?
- He was busy at Berghain.
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And you promised
never to mention her.
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It's a big deal, and we
should not pretend otherwise.
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She enrolled and moved
here like some stalker.
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And if it wasn't for
Headmistress Burton,
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who gave JC a heads-up, we
wouldn't have even known.
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Their dads hate each other.
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Oh, I remember.
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She's from when your mom
ran off on you and your dad?
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Yeah, and if he
knew Zoya was here,
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he would pull me out of
school or the hemisphere.
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That's how angry he still is.
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I can't believe she
didn't tell you herself.
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Guys, it's okay.
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She and I don't even
know each other.
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We don't owe each
other anything.
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And besides, I have everyone I need
right here, live and in person.
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Family drama is so not my thing.
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I'm more of a medical
procedural kind of guy,
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two Addys to get
me through Calc,
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and a benzo to slumber
through Vicki Fic.
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Is that her?
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Should we
throw our lattes on her?
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Turmeric stains forever.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I can't see freshmen.
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I like her shoes.
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00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:04,673
This Chuck and Blair
thing is out of control.
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Definitely pre-cancel culture.
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Did you get to the part
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where she was princess
of Monaco for six months?
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00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,673
Or when a high school senior
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got a story published
in the New Yorker?
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As a writer, I'm
a little jealous.
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I mean, these posts are like
a lost Edith Wharton novel.
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And just as white.
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It goes to show, this
school has always been
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a breeding ground for the
worst kinds of people.
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Is
it really their fault
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they inherited
power and influence
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the minute they were born
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without any examples
of how not to abuse it?
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You're defending them? After
what they just did to you?
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I'm only saying we're
their last hope.
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We're supposed to send them
out of here Barack Obamas,
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instead of Brett Kavanaughs.
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How? We have no power.
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Sure we do.
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Fucking got fired.
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The headmistress was on
the phone with parents
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- all morning.
- Parents?
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It was something about me refusing
to change a grade last year?
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And there were other
teachers waiting when I left.
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I mean, it's a...
It's a blood bath.
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Today, the first day of school?
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If you want to show you're in
charge, you need an audience.
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Who's our last hope, Kate?
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We could be next.
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You don't have to be.
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What's this?
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Power.
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Let's see if this
gets their attention.
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Let me see it.
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Yours is better.
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No way. My friend did
mine with a seam ripper.
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- Okay, true.
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I got mine done by Dr. Woo.
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But still, I'm so happy
to finally meet you.
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You're not just in my
chat history anymore,
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- you're actually here.
- I know. Davis?
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No idea. Nick?
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Knows you go here, but thinks
you have no idea who I am.
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So
we're good for now.
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Julien Elizabeth.
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- Zoya Jane.
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I can't believe
you're really here.
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I know, I thought no fucking
way my dad would go for moving.
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But when I got
the scholarship...
252
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,788
I can't believe we
pulled this off.
253
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,493
That's not what I meant. I...
254
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,110
I can't believe
you're really here.
255
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,326
You look just like her.
256
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,830
I have this whole plan to incorporate
you into our friend group.
257
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:52,666
- Are you sure you can't just...
- This'll be easier.
258
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,670
They'll like you for
you and not because
259
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,830
you're related to me.
Met Steps at 11:00.
260
00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:58,642
I was told freshmen don't
have open campus privileges.
261
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,746
We own this school.
They work for us.
262
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:05,166
Do you like the sneakers?
263
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,517
- I feel a little weird about...
- They were free.
264
00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:08,461
Don't even worry about it.
265
00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:10,001
And I've already
planted the seed
266
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,503
that I liked them on you.
267
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,793
So I'll wave you over to
get them for my story, okay?
268
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,285
Just like we planned.
269
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,375
Now get to class. I can be
late, but you shouldn't.
270
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:18,788
You're here!
271
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:28,463
Dumbo Hall tonight, dears.
272
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,631
And a reminder, it
is fashion week,
273
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:33,748
so accoutre accordingly.
274
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,883
I'm actually stuffing
envelopes after school,
275
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,378
so I'll be late.
276
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:39,642
And probably rumpled and sweaty.
277
00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:42,786
And you said you
would come with me.
278
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,785
Yeah, just so you'd
quit asking me.
279
00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:50,041
- Who waits for the light?
- She's not from here.
280
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:52,285
I still don't know who
you're talking about.
281
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,825
You know what would trend
faster than a fall fashion fail?
282
00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,916
A "secret sister" splosh video.
283
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,630
I've got the heels, and I'd love
nothing more than to just...
284
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:04,791
Hey!
285
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,245
Are those Bey Superstars?
286
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,133
- Yeah.
- Can I get a picture?
287
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:15,246
Just 'cause our dads
hate each other,
288
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,753
doesn't mean we have to, right?
289
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:18,142
What are you doing?
290
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,706
What if she's cool?
291
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,291
She has a headband on.
292
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,175
It's actually
a scarf. It was my...
293
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,326
Our mom's.
294
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,498
Let's do this instead.
295
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,990
The Right To The City Alliance?
296
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,291
Yeah, they... I, uh,
I volunteer with them.
297
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,285
See, someone else
has heard of it.
298
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,285
They're doing great work.
299
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,125
They try
to halt displacement
300
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:48,458
of marginalized communities
in historic neighborhoods.
301
00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:51,041
My grandpa used to work with
them until he passed away.
302
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,184
If you ever need
another body, I'm in.
303
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,828
I've been trying to get this
guy to go for, like, months.
304
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:57,956
I think it's cool
you work with them.
305
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,461
You ever heard of
the guilty rich?
306
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,341
- This one's the guiltiest.
- And the richest.
307
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:10,038
- What's your handle?
- Uh, ALottaZee, with two E's.
308
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,365
As soon as I post this,
309
00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:13,076
you're gonna get a
load of new followers.
310
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:14,785
Pro tip: Best to use your name.
311
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,684
- That way, anyone can find you.
312
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,168
Why would I want
people to find me?
313
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,809
How would you like to hang out
with us tonight at Dumbo Hall?
314
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,753
It's this members-only
club we go to.
315
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:26,293
I don't know, it's
a school night.
316
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,205
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.
317
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,392
If you close your eyes, she
disappears, I'm telling you.
318
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,166
- We don't stay out late.
- We don't?
319
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,290
I'm not a member.
320
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:34,788
I'll put you on the list.
321
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,665
So as long as
everyone else agrees?
322
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:42,250
Maybe my Xanny just kicked
in, but I say why not.
323
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,293
She's cute enough.
324
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,628
It would be nice to have
someone to run errands.
325
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,083
Sure.
326
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,083
Welcome.
327
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,666
See you at 7:00.
328
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,168
- Bye.
- Bye.
329
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,250
Peace.
330
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:13,418
Not even a like.
- As if it didn't happen.
331
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,250
We should've known. Is anyone
under 30 even on Twitter?
332
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,883
I'd delete that if I were you.
333
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:21,628
Retaliation never
works. Ask my ex-wives.
334
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:24,288
I'm not a lesbian.
335
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,463
Trio of sad incoming.
336
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:34,541
Which one of them
should I get fired next?
337
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,375
What did you just say?
338
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,517
No, I wasn't talking to you.
339
00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:41,211
About you, maybe, but... that
depends on your behavior.
340
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,771
But I'm pretty sure
you know that now.
341
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,710
My house, tonight.
342
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:01,833
So, we covered your
commute, your classes,
343
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:04,036
the creepy hot dog guy
who liked your uniform...
344
00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:08,626
Okay, Dad.
345
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:12,378
I saw her once from across
the courtyard. That's it.
346
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,218
And I'm pretty sure
that's how it's gonna be.
347
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:15,915
But...
348
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,205
- I met some great new people.
- Hmm.
349
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:22,581
And one of them invited me
to go get gelato with her.
350
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,026
- Oh, that's nice.
Tonight.
351
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,206
- Well...
- In the Village.
352
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:27,833
No way. It's a school night.
353
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,456
Come on, Dad, this
is New York City.
354
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:33,131
Seven o'clock here is
like four in Buffalo.
355
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,038
And if I say no to
the first invitation,
356
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,625
who knows if I'll get any more?
357
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,751
So long as you're back by 9:00.
358
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:42,746
Nine?
359
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,333
If you prove to me you can
be responsible this time,
360
00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:48,576
maybe you'll be able to say
yes to those future invitations
361
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,576
and stay out even longer.
362
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,995
Fair. Thank you.
363
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,830
Hey. Jimmy, right?
- Mm-hmm.
364
00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:12,892
I'm Zoya, we just moved...
We're staying at my grandma's.
365
00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:15,496
Did someone drop something off?
366
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:18,333
Yeah, the courier
said not to call up.
367
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:20,456
It's a... It's a
surprise for my dad.
368
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,285
Twitter is a
glorified chat room
369
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,684
for meme sharing,
conspiracy theorists,
370
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:36,378
and Lin-Manuel Miranda.
371
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,128
If we really want
to get attention,
372
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:39,538
it's Instagram only.
373
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:42,325
Gossip Girl was also
voice-y. It drew you in.
374
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:44,666
"Spotted: Chuck Bass
losing something
375
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,880
no one knew he had: His heart."
376
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,208
I can write in that style.
377
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,881
And we need to tag people
for maximum effect.
378
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,248
That way we know they'll see it.
379
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,883
- The whole school?
Just the popular kids,
380
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,578
like Serenas, Blairs,
Nates, and Chucks.
381
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:01,076
Make them think there's another
Dan Humphrey in their midst.
382
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,876
Gossip Girl would
have been nothing
383
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,038
without Blair versus Serena.
384
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:08,165
Their rivalry launched
her. We need our own.
385
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,460
Well, clearly
Monet and everyone.
386
00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:12,211
Monet's
the school villain.
387
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,541
No one cares.
388
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,745
We need to center someone
people are actually drawn to.
389
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:17,833
Like Julien.
390
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,705
Not only is she famous,
people actually like her.
391
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,291
Julien has no rival.
392
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,535
Who knew what Blair and
Serena's relationship
393
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,535
was actually like?
394
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,535
Gossip Girl's
perception was reality.
395
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,575
So we create our own.
396
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:35,416
- Who do we think Julien might...
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
397
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,580
We might not have
to make up anything.
398
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,246
You know about
her sister, right?
399
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,963
I was on her admissions panel.
400
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,751
But do you know
how she got there?
401
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:47,963
Is that real?
402
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,671
Better than I could've imagined.
403
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,790
So you'll use that?
404
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:56,245
The old Gossip Girl knew
how to tease things out.
405
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,753
She got their attention first,
and then went in for the kill.
406
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:00,833
So we do the same.
407
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:02,833
We wait on this.
408
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,043
Just a little bit.
409
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:08,625
You ready to, uh,
take the power back,
410
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,378
do some good, and
save the future?
411
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,958
I'm gonna need your
Gossip Girl voice
412
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:14,751
to be better than
your real voice.
413
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,293
It is.
414
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,705
- I say we do it.
- You got my vote.
415
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,165
Hello,
followers. Gossip Girl here.
416
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,290
Your one and only
source for the truth
417
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:33,285
behind the scandalous
lies of New York's elite.
418
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:35,705
Been a minute. Did you miss me?
419
00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:37,331
I know I've missed you.
420
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,793
Though you're
probably going to wish
421
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:40,785
I'd stayed away when I'm done.
422
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:43,285
Because I can see you.
423
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,375
Not the you you've
oh-so-carefully curated.
424
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,828
The real you.
425
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:51,166
The one hiding just
outside the edge of frame.
426
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,000
Well, it's time to
reframe that picture.
427
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,833
You've gotten away with
everything a little too long.
428
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:57,996
Now that I'm back,
429
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,333
I'm gonna feature your finstas,
430
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:04,246
surface those subtweets,
and crack your caches.
431
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,673
You can't hide from
me. Never could.
432
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,250
And to prove it,
there's a big secret
433
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:13,173
amongst the ruling class
at Constance Billard.
434
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,130
And as you will
soon come to know,
435
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,248
no good secret goes unpublished.
436
00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:20,416
Watch this space.
437
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Or don't.
438
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:24,581
You'll hear about it
soon enough either way.
439
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,535
Till then,
440
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,455
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
441
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,213
- Um, did you see
that thing we were tagged in?
442
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,331
You turned off my
notifications, remember?
443
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:41,496
What kind of person calls
themselves Gossip Girl?
444
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,003
Yeah, it's the 21st century.
At least be a Gossip Woman.
445
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,833
Is this that Syosset
strip mall party store
446
00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:48,996
that tried to offer
me a sponsorship deal?
447
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:52,003
Probably some regional tween
hoping to boost his TikTok.
448
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,253
- Blocked and buried.
449
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,791
Mm, where's Obie?
450
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:15,253
Whoa, I did not
recognize you at all.
451
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,213
Um, it's the dress.
452
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:19,883
It's new.
453
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:21,418
Yeah, it looks like, uh
454
00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:24,206
you look like Julien.
455
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:25,751
Is that a compliment?
456
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:31,415
It's typical for you to
be so trusting and open.
457
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,290
That's why people follow you.
They think that they know you
458
00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:35,915
and they feel
entitled to your life,
459
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,750
which they aren't.
460
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,923
Zoya's not some
crazy stalker, Audge.
461
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,380
But she is a semi-stranger
462
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:45,078
who has, by some
fortuitous coincidence,
463
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,416
found herself at your school,
464
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,880
- in your friend group...
465
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,285
With your boyfriend?
466
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,170
I'm gonna get us another
round. We're gonna need it.
467
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:01,920
Look, I, um... I
almost forgot, I...
468
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:03,788
I brought you this.
469
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,245
And I don't know if it goes
with the dress or whatever...
470
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:09,213
It goes with
everything. Thank you.
471
00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:12,428
Hey.
What up, Obes?
472
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,168
Hey.
473
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,420
Thank you for coming. You
only have to stay an hour,
474
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,392
and then I'll come to whatever
rally you want next time.
475
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:23,456
- He hates this place.
- Yes, I do. Very much so, yes.
476
00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:25,461
I mean, if one tenth
of these people donated
477
00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:27,559
the price of one drink to a
charity of their choice...
478
00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,263
They are the charity
of their choice, Obes,
479
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:32,131
and that one drink is
to help them forget
480
00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:34,498
what people like
you ask of them.
481
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:37,793
As for me, I have got very
tight plans for the night.
482
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,995
A bourbon, couple
bumps, è tutto.
483
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:42,503
It's a school night, after all.
484
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:44,392
Aren't you tired of playing
"who's going to win tonight?"
485
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:47,126
Well, it's not a
game if everyone can.
486
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,383
Nice hand-me-down.
487
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:55,168
- Audrey.
It's clearly not hers.
488
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,080
It's a fact. I'm
speaking factually.
489
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:03,543
- Um, she's right. Julien...
- A gift. The first of many.
490
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:04,625
To make up for the ones
491
00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:05,988
we didn't get to
give each other.
492
00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,166
Olives or twist?
493
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,705
I say twist.
494
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,706
You don't have to drink.
We don't peer pressure.
495
00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:22,081
Yeah, I don't.
496
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:22,916
- Topo Chico?
- Thanks.
497
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,750
More for me.
498
00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:27,383
Constance can be a great school
if you know how to play it.
499
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:30,998
I'll tell you everything
you need in order to do so.
500
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,883
St. Jude's used to
be its own building,
501
00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:35,498
and the boys still
act like it is.
502
00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:38,423
The only place we really mix is
out front or in the courtyard.
503
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,420
Be careful. It's a fishbowl,
504
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,040
so look your best, because
you will be watched.
505
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,035
We use IG for stories,
Signal for sexts,
506
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,375
and WhatsApp for abroad,
and Messages to chat.
507
00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:48,226
- What about YouTube?
Don't interrupt.
508
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:50,000
Especially not to say "YouTube."
509
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,726
Personalize your uniform.
Freshmen are scared to,
510
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:52,540
but you shouldn't be.
It makes you unique,
511
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,955
and it's a middle
finger to the matriarchy
512
00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:56,921
who haven't realized
they're upholding a system
513
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,460
the patriarchy put into place.
514
00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:00,517
Sant Ambroeus or Yura for coffee,
Starbucks for group orders.
515
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,809
The Met Steps or the Great Lawn
to hang, not the south side.
516
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:05,173
JG Melon's for burgers,
though they check IDs.
517
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:07,750
Momoya if you're west.
Mezzaluna, not Sarafina's.
518
00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:10,543
Sweetgreen, but for pickup
only. Dumbo Hall, not House.
519
00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:12,915
And Lyft, never Uber.
Black, never Lux.
520
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,500
And don't use your real
address. For privacy and safety,
521
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,633
- always a block away.
- I take the bus.
522
00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:22,536
You probably come from a school
523
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,245
where people get to
know their teachers.
524
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:25,423
Nobody does that here.
525
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,380
They're never around long enough
526
00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:29,418
to develop a
relationship with anyway.
527
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,920
- They're always leaving.
- Whether they want to or not.
528
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,210
Probably because private
school teachers get paid
529
00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:35,971
substantially less than
public school ones.
530
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,630
- They do?
That explains so much.
531
00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:39,878
- Zara.
- Zara.
532
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:41,328
It's criminal how
little they make.
533
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,876
Less than customer
service representatives,
534
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,460
executive assistants,
retail salespeople.
535
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:47,581
Oh my God.
536
00:25:47,666 --> 00:25:50,286
And wouldn't Ms. Keller be
so much happier at Madewell?
537
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,325
Yeah, Jules, come on.
She works really hard.
538
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,626
Ms. Keller actually
interviewed me
539
00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:55,851
for the scholarship. I
thought she was great.
540
00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:58,535
Right, I've been trying to
get her to get this for years.
541
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:01,165
Oh my God. Um,
what's your number?
542
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,670
I'll add you to the group text.
543
00:26:05,916 --> 00:26:07,916
I'm gonna go find my boyfriend.
544
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,040
Poor Audrey Hope. Married
and monogamous at 16.
545
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,375
Nothing poor about it.
Don't straight-shame me.
546
00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:40,878
Do you ever miss coloring
outside the lines?
547
00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,418
Or did you never?
548
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,900
So with all the
people in this room,
549
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:47,166
at this very moment,
550
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:49,670
you want to spend your
augmented energy on me?
551
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,630
I don't know what it
is with you and Ak,
552
00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:52,918
but something's different.
553
00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:55,423
In a good way?
554
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,130
Oh, yeah. The best way.
555
00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,923
This isn't on my
plan for tonight.
556
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:06,116
It's all yours if you want it.
557
00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,038
You want it?
558
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:23,625
Oh well.
559
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,250
What are you doing?
560
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:37,423
What's going on?
561
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,326
Shh.
562
00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:19,001
- Huh?
563
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:23,293
Spotted: Calloway
and her crew at Dumbo Hall
564
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:26,495
with a little something
extra, her sudden sis.
565
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,923
Sorry to crash the party, JC,
566
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,630
but I've got a pic that says
567
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,458
the thousand words
you've yet to utter.
568
00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:35,211
Everyone knows, 15 years ago,
569
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:39,751
Mama Marion dumped DJ Davis for
a new life with Nick Nobody,
570
00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:43,383
yet sadly passed before she
could see her daughters united.
571
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,248
Yet unite they have.
572
00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:47,173
Though you wouldn't
know it to look at them.
573
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,960
Never met before?
That's the ruse.
574
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,711
Zoya's entrance to Constance
575
00:28:51,791 --> 00:28:53,631
was signed, sealed,
and deceitful.
576
00:28:53,708 --> 00:28:56,788
Or didn't you know? On
the Upper East Side,
577
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:59,455
scholarships aren't
granted, they're gifted.
578
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,251
What is this thing
talking about?
579
00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:03,076
How should I know?
580
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:05,576
I got that scholarship
on my own, right?
581
00:29:07,041 --> 00:29:09,881
- You didn't buy that for me.
- Of course not.
582
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,421
My dad gives money
to the school,
583
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:16,000
part of which goes to
fund the art scholarship.
584
00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:18,083
He doesn't have time to
read the apps, so I do.
585
00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:19,726
And since you have a
passion for theater...
586
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:22,250
Did you know when you
asked me to apply for it
587
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,309
that you would be the one
deciding who gets put forward?
588
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,543
Wh... what?
589
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:26,976
Did someone deserve
it more than me?
590
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,710
Why would you think someone else
deserves something more than you?
591
00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:31,751
Wait, you two already
know each other?
592
00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:33,713
- On purpose?
- Who cares?
593
00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:35,751
Refresh, it's gone already.
594
00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:36,423
Why would you lie?
595
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,920
We don't lie to each other.
596
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,540
If our dads knew, they never
would have let her move here.
597
00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:42,875
They just found out.
598
00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:44,541
Didn't they?
599
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:49,825
- My dad's not on Instagram.
- My dad's publicist runs his.
600
00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:51,876
And we are not your dad.
601
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:55,668
I know. It's just, I wanted
to make sure that we...
602
00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:58,331
- That I...
- Liked me?
603
00:29:58,416 --> 00:30:00,246
- No, that's not...
Oh, oh, oh.
604
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,293
So you were afraid
that Z would be Z's.
605
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,705
I don't want to
lose my place here.
606
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:11,541
In fact, I can't... I can't
actually afford to stay here
607
00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:11,825
without that scholarship.
608
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:14,583
So please, make it make sense,
609
00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:16,416
who would do
something like this?
610
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,540
Students work in the office.
611
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:19,165
Someone is clearly
trying to fuck with me,
612
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,000
but it's nothing.
613
00:30:22,166 --> 00:30:24,576
It's just gossip. We're fine.
614
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,173
It doesn't matter.
615
00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,790
Nobody cares, right?
Do any of you care?
616
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,498
I'm gonna go.
617
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:38,423
You said you would
do the story first.
618
00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:55,535
You could've told me.
619
00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:00,543
- I'll walk out with you.
- Yeah.
620
00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:07,875
You know, what
Julien said is right.
621
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:10,248
I mean, the whole
Gossip Girl thing,
622
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:12,173
it's just somebody
playing a game.
623
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,580
It's a lot of trouble
for just a game.
624
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,184
I mean, creating an
account, teasing us all day,
625
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,788
and then dropping a bomb just
to publicly shame her and me?
626
00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:22,625
It comes with
the territory up here.
627
00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:24,538
And if you have something
that people want,
628
00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:26,961
you have something to lose.
629
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,331
Right? People try
and take us down.
630
00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:30,416
They never can, though.
631
00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:33,626
And you're one of us now.
632
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:36,458
- Oh, shit!
633
00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:37,934
- Shit, shit, shit, shit...
- All right, look, the C station
634
00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:40,248
is just a few more
blocks up, all right?
635
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,851
And what happens when I get out
at the other end, where it's four?
636
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:44,665
I don't know if I have
to give this dress back.
637
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:45,880
I do live right there,
638
00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:48,788
if you wanna just wait
it out with me for a bit?
639
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,476
- Yes, sure, okay.
- Yeah, okay, all right.
640
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,750
- Just for a bit.
- Great.
641
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:03,826
You have the whole floor?
642
00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:06,083
Um, the building.
643
00:32:10,416 --> 00:32:12,496
Uh, if you... If want
to give me your dress,
644
00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:15,043
I can go hang it in the sauna
and it'll be dry in no time.
645
00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:18,538
And then,
646
00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:19,726
you know, you can just
borrow an umbrella.
647
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:24,830
Oh. Okay. Um,
where can I change?
648
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:27,706
If we get these floors
wet, my mom will kill me.
649
00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:30,583
So...
650
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,290
I won't look.
651
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:35,790
You have my word.
652
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:37,750
Okay.
653
00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:54,625
Ready when you are.
654
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,460
Mm-hmm. I'll grab you a sweater.
655
00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:04,171
I'm sorry Julien didn't
tell you about me.
656
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:05,916
I am too.
657
00:33:07,791 --> 00:33:08,921
Not surprised, though.
658
00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:11,538
I shouldn't...
659
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,460
I shouldn't say that.
You're her sister.
660
00:33:14,916 --> 00:33:16,626
I am, but,
661
00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:19,168
God, even I barely know her.
662
00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:22,250
Sometimes it's just feels like
we're not even dating anymore.
663
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:25,711
Really, you know, like I'm just
664
00:33:25,791 --> 00:33:30,171
this actor, and I'm playing
her boyfriend in her story.
665
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:32,130
When we first got
together though, it was
666
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:33,833
totally different.
667
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:35,916
That was way before she
got into any of that stuff.
668
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,376
And we were interested
in the same things,
669
00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:42,078
she wanted to make
her mark on the world.
670
00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:47,371
And now she just, like, tells me what
to wear and where to be and what to say.
671
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:51,130
She's making her mark, for
sure. Don't get me wrong.
672
00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:53,708
I mean, she's got
a lot of influence.
673
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:56,916
You know, it's just it's
674
00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,413
it's her world, it's not
675
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:01,536
it's not ours.
676
00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,208
Okay.
677
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:09,543
Two years ago, on my birthday.
678
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:12,918
I got this DM from
someone who...
679
00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,828
- I'd only ever heard of.
- Mm-hmm.
680
00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:20,326
She'd been mythical to me, and
then suddenly, she was real.
681
00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:23,416
We DM'd and talked pretty much
every single day since then.
682
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:25,668
The Julien that I got to know
683
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,250
on the other end of
those phone calls?
684
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:32,291
Yeah, she's different from
the one that I met today.
685
00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,785
More like the one you miss.
686
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:37,285
Which means she's
still in there.
687
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:43,883
What?
688
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:44,998
It's just, uh,
689
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,173
it's nice to hear someone
be kind for a change.
690
00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:51,420
It's nice to feel
kindness for a change.
691
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,631
Well, um
692
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,250
the rain has stopped.
693
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,883
You should probably get your
dress before it shrinks.
694
00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:05,168
- Mm-hmm.
- Yup.
695
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,668
The only time I felt more gross
than standing here showing you these
696
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:15,500
is the moment that I
took them to show you!
697
00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,673
I should be arrested.
698
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:20,170
They were standing
in front of a window.
699
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:23,830
- Anyone could have seen that.
- Anyone didn't. I did.
700
00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:26,376
- You won't use these, right?
- I don't want to.
701
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:28,541
But
702
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:32,330
we're either in
this or we're not.
703
00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:53,101
- Whatever you may have read...
- Not even 9:00.
704
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,415
I'm so glad I can
always trust you.
705
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,420
Ah, New York.
706
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:42,540
Is there anything more romantic
than a walk in the fall rain?
707
00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:45,375
Only what happens after
behind closed doors.
708
00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:47,378
Or open windows.
709
00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:52,958
Hey JC, looks like DNA isn't
all you and your sister share.
710
00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:55,581
- Julien, it's not true.
- Of course it isn't.
711
00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:57,976
He just gave me a place
to wait till the rain stopped.
712
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,184
What is this Gossip Girl thing
and why is it out to get us?
713
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:02,578
They're after me.
You're just collateral.
714
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:05,576
But whoever it is, I
won't let them win.
715
00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:08,751
Did we go about
this the wrong way?
716
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,083
Not telling anyone?
717
00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:11,996
You have to be
strategic about the way
718
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,963
that you present
things to the world.
719
00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:16,961
We just weren't careful enough.
720
00:37:17,041 --> 00:37:18,921
We'll tell everyone
some jealous freshman
721
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,960
is trying to stir
shit between us.
722
00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:22,161
But there's no shit to stir.
723
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:23,918
It'll all blow over
724
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,750
if we just show that
it hasn't gotten to us.
725
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,226
I'll see you in the courtyard.
726
00:37:43,416 --> 00:37:45,956
Hey, look,
there he is. The cheater.
727
00:37:46,041 --> 00:37:49,211
With a freshman?
That's so gross, Obie.
728
00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:50,711
Yeah, keep walking.
729
00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:53,501
I can't believe
he did that. Freak, man.
730
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,293
Why would you ever
cheat on Julien?
731
00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:57,875
- I didn't.
- Oh, so Gossip Girl's lying?
732
00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,918
Of course he'd say that.
733
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,170
Dude, I've been defending
your honor all morning,
734
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:02,830
as if it was The Crucible.
735
00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:05,826
Gotta say, not the best optics,
736
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,416
- your girlfriend's sister.
- I didn't do anything, Ak.
737
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,710
All right? You know I would
never do anything like that.
738
00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:13,381
It's just
739
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,267
- some crazy kind of...
- Social media nightmare!
740
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:18,251
You as someone who loses
is bad for business.
741
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,206
I didn't lose anything.
742
00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,381
And everything will be
fine so long as you win.
743
00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:26,208
Olivia Jade gained followers
when her mom went to jail.
744
00:38:26,291 --> 00:38:27,751
Exactly, her mom went to jail.
745
00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:30,673
For Jules to rise above this,
she has to destroy Zoya.
746
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:34,460
Ladies, ladies, nobody's
gonna believe that gossip.
747
00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:36,211
Zoya's a 14-year-old
nobody, and I'm me.
748
00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:42,376
First she stole her mom,
then she stole her man.
749
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,918
If you want to
get back at Zobie,
750
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,630
I volunteer as tribute.
751
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,748
Oh my God, they're
already a hashtag.
752
00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:52,753
- You need to do something.
- This shit ain't it.
753
00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:05,628
I got us a regular Lyft,
we can talk in here.
754
00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:08,378
- Julien, I'm so, so sorry.
- It's not your fault.
755
00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:09,288
I feel terrible anyway.
756
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,625
I'm just so confused
about everything.
757
00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:13,351
The whole school was
either staring me down
758
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:14,705
or high fiving me all day.
759
00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:17,541
I've come up with a plan
to get us past this.
760
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,625
I did a little research
on Gossip Girl.
761
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:20,851
There were these
two best friends
762
00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:22,495
she was obsessed
with forever ago.
763
00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:24,633
It's kind of a badge of
honor that she chose us.
764
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,035
All we have to do
765
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:29,285
is take a page from the
Blair and Serena playbook,
766
00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,625
and beat Gossip Girl
at her own game.
767
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,418
How do you beat an
anonymous troll?
768
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,460
Since no one believes
the truth, only the lie,
769
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,791
we have to lie in return.
770
00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:41,075
We plan a public
showdown, nothing too big,
771
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:42,996
just where I look like
I get the power back.
772
00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,713
And then everything can go
back to the way that it was.
773
00:39:45,791 --> 00:39:48,421
Us, as the sisters
we're meant to be.
774
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,460
How do you get the power back?
775
00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:52,642
I'm walking in the
Christopher John Rogers show
776
00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:54,206
tomorrow at the Armory.
777
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:56,131
It's a big deal for
my brand identity.
778
00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:57,684
And I'll make sure
that you have a seat.
779
00:39:57,708 --> 00:40:01,578
But I'll forget to put you on
the list for the after-party.
780
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,133
And all you have to do is
781
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,418
make a scene when
they don't let you in.
782
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:10,000
Monet and Luna will take a
photo of Obie and I inside,
783
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:13,293
with your meltdown outside.
784
00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:15,665
You really think Obie's
gonna go along with this?
785
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:18,420
He does things for
me. He's good like that.
786
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,790
But you should stay away
from him for the time being.
787
00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:22,875
And we should stay out of
each other's way as well.
788
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:25,083
Just till the show.
789
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:27,916
Build the tension, you know.
Tease it, like Gossip Girl did.
790
00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:29,825
Speaking of that devil.
791
00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:33,915
- What are you doing?
Tossing out the bait.
792
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,160
You might have
noticed it's been all quiet
793
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:39,288
on the Upper Eastern front
for the past 24 hours.
794
00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:42,785
Think the storm has
passed? Not a chance.
795
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:46,125
Sources tell us to keep your
eyes peeled at the Armory.
796
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:48,788
Who doesn't love a
fashion showdown?
797
00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:49,995
I tried to warn her.
798
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,083
I mean, our group of friends
799
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,916
have known each other
since we were babies.
800
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,500
We have trust
and... and history.
801
00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:59,293
So no new friends, ever?
802
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,684
I'm not saying
pull up the drawbridge.
803
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:04,078
I just think it is so terribly
odd that she lied about it.
804
00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:05,996
Well, it's Julien's life.
805
00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:08,883
I mean, whatever reasons
she had made sense to her.
806
00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:12,708
I didn't book a session,
Dr. Menzies, please.
807
00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:15,541
Hey, it's just... share in
my outrage for one moment.
808
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:18,625
This whole thing is ridiculous.
Okay, however it came to be,
809
00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:20,418
secret sisters fighting
over Prince George
810
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:24,670
is as déclassé as
an Andy Cohen show.
811
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:26,880
It's time to ice out
that social climber.
812
00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:29,496
Are you guys still
in that text chain?
813
00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:30,583
Yes.
814
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:32,630
Thank you. Thank you.
815
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,880
Where's your dad's
concealer again?
816
00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:37,128
Top right drawer.
817
00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:39,916
All right.
818
00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:46,673
- Here we go.
- No, no, no, not for me.
819
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,380
Sies Marjan was for
everybody, so...
820
00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:52,498
Yeah, if you're in, like,
a Gaspar Noé movie maybe,
821
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:54,133
but I don't like to stick out.
822
00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:57,213
Well, you already do, so...
823
00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:03,625
Where you going?
824
00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,420
Mirror's here.
825
00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:59,788
Julien? I've had my eye on you.
826
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,915
- Looking forward to it.
- Thank you, Lindsay.
827
00:43:07,791 --> 00:43:10,001
Have you been reading the
comments on this post?
828
00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,173
People are expecting you
to go full Cersei tonight,
829
00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,830
but your plan is Saoirse.
830
00:43:13,916 --> 00:43:15,746
What part of "destroy"
did you not understand?
831
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,165
I agree.
832
00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:19,580
Leaving someone off a guest
list is for bat mitzvahs.
833
00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:21,184
- She's my sister. I'm not...
- You think just 'cause you're related to her,
834
00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:23,668
she doesn't have it out for you?
835
00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:27,460
Ever heard of Shakespeare?
Succession? The Bible?
836
00:43:27,541 --> 00:43:30,251
Fam v fam's the number one
story since the dawn of dawn.
837
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:30,963
She worked you.
838
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:33,211
She just wanted in.
839
00:43:33,291 --> 00:43:35,291
- It's not like...
- You're losing followers, okay?
840
00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:36,998
She's getting them.
841
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,460
Finally.
842
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:50,168
What's the plan?
843
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:53,540
Well, the world thinks Z is
out to snatch whatever JC has.
844
00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:54,745
So we'll follow that thread.
845
00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:58,041
We'll make it seem like she
planned some big secret sabotage
846
00:43:58,125 --> 00:43:59,535
to ruin Jules's big moment.
847
00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:01,325
And then when that
plan goes off,
848
00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:03,576
we'll be there to point
out the person who did it.
849
00:44:03,666 --> 00:44:06,496
She'll be so humiliated in front
of the only people that matter
850
00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:09,543
that she'll never want to show
her face outside of school again.
851
00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:11,495
Mm, I love us.
852
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:13,833
When did she say
it would go down?
853
00:44:13,916 --> 00:44:16,996
The after-party. So,
um, we have time.
854
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,165
I want to see the show, so...
855
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,642
- Love that.
856
00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:43,081
Don't you know? You can't
use your phone in here.
857
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,184
If someone sees you,
you'll get thrown out,
858
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:49,958
and then you wouldn't be able to
help your sister with her plan.
859
00:44:50,041 --> 00:44:52,121
- I'm sorry, I didn't know.
- Okay. Well, now you do.
860
00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:53,166
Your seat's over there.
861
00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:59,003
Wait. I need you.
862
00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:00,833
Well, part of you.
863
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:12,375
Hurry. Go, go, go.
864
00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:16,173
Hurry, we
don't have time.
865
00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,830
What? You're the
stylist. Style me.
866
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:02,751
- Ooh.
- Right?
867
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,673
That tracks.
868
00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:51,392
Here she comes.
- How do you know this'll work?
869
00:46:51,416 --> 00:46:53,126
Just like you don't
need someone's password
870
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:55,578
to take a photo, you don't
need one to share it.
871
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,461
Ew!
872
00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:24,711
What
the hell? Who sent this?
873
00:47:24,791 --> 00:47:27,381
Ew, ew!
Oh, not bad.
874
00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:29,098
Anybody recognize them?
875
00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:31,206
Security! Over here.
876
00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:33,421
- Hi.
- You saw that photo, right?
877
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,250
Yeah, we saw who sent it.
878
00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:35,963
It's the girl in
that orange dress.
879
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,126
Come
with us, please, right now.
880
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,630
Sorry, what? What's going on?
881
00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:54,378
Just follow me.
882
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:56,500
It was her!
883
00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:58,517
See, right
there! She's the one who sent it!
884
00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:00,017
That's who sent it? Her?
885
00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:08,213
You dropped your phone.
886
00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:12,668
This isn't
the after-party.
887
00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:13,750
Did we get played?
888
00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:32,788
- What are you doing?
- Cementing us.
889
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:36,455
Spotted: Some Upper
East Side style sibling rivalry.
890
00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:39,291
It may look like Z was
trying to steal the light,
891
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,875
but she was unaware of
Julien and her callow ways.
892
00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:45,788
It's a long drop
from A-list to Z,
893
00:48:45,875 --> 00:48:47,517
but at least everything is
back where it's meant to be.
894
00:48:47,541 --> 00:48:49,881
She looks triumphant.
895
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:51,750
Oh my God!
896
00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,463
What?
897
00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:04,503
Still,
I'd watch out, JC.
898
00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:08,633
You bought what you needed,
but now, you'll pay the price.
899
00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:19,576
- Julien?
- Oh. Good, you're here.
900
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:22,036
I had no idea Monet and
Luna were gonna do that.
901
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,125
Why didn't you stop
it when it happened?
902
00:49:24,791 --> 00:49:26,081
You stood there.
903
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,666
Worse... you liked it.
904
00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:30,920
- No, I didn't. Z...
- You don't get to call me that.
905
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,290
My God, you're really blowing
this out of proportion.
906
00:49:34,375 --> 00:49:35,375
I'm hurt.
907
00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,575
You hurt me.
908
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,267
Why did you bring me here?
909
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:47,501
- You're my sister.
- We don't even know each other.
910
00:49:47,583 --> 00:49:50,213
Mom wanted us to.
911
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:53,541
She left us a clue to make sure.
Julien Elizabeth, Zoya Jane.
912
00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:55,875
So don't let some petty
high school bullshit
913
00:49:55,958 --> 00:49:57,418
change what we planned.
914
00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,184
I've spent my whole life
wondering who Mom was.
915
00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:03,578
What she was really like.
Why I never got to know her.
916
00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,146
And the only thing
that made it better
917
00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:07,328
when I got so low
was knowing that
918
00:50:07,416 --> 00:50:09,376
there was somebody else
wondering the same things.
919
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,670
But you don't even care
about that, do you?
920
00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:16,843
You only care about how
other people see you.
921
00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:18,708
You just got here.
922
00:50:19,666 --> 00:50:20,576
You have no idea how hard it was
923
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:23,666
for me to become who I am today.
924
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,630
Dead mom, drunk or
disappearing dad.
925
00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,918
And now I'm not just
known, I'm influential.
926
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,540
It takes a lot of work
to matter like that,
927
00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:31,455
to become something.
928
00:50:31,541 --> 00:50:32,767
And I can't have that
taken away from me.
929
00:50:32,791 --> 00:50:35,001
You don't know who
I was before this.
930
00:50:36,791 --> 00:50:39,751
I had a life in
Buffalo. Friends.
931
00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:42,923
I pushed my dad to move here
because you asked me to.
932
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,790
Because you said you
wanted to be the family
933
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,955
we were meant to be.
934
00:50:48,208 --> 00:50:49,208
I wish I never came.
935
00:50:49,958 --> 00:50:51,998
Well, maybe you shouldn't have.
936
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,540
But you're here now, so
this can go one of two ways.
937
00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:00,165
You can learn me,
938
00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:02,996
or you can leave.
939
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,415
I've learned enough.
940
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:11,165
But I'm not gonna leave either.
941
00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:13,580
There's room for more
than just you to matter.
942
00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:18,421
Do you really think you can
go up against me and win?
943
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:21,420
See,
that's your problem.
944
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:23,250
You still think there's
something to win.
945
00:51:24,583 --> 00:51:26,293
But I'm not playing your game.
946
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,035
So its outcome
means nothing to me.
947
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:32,580
That's right. How
could I forget?
948
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:34,206
People like you don't
win. They steal.
949
00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:37,253
Just like your dad did.
950
00:51:38,416 --> 00:51:39,746
So
951
00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:41,463
Good luck, Z.
952
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:51,375
Great, now we can go
to The Blond together.
953
00:51:58,541 --> 00:52:00,671
Babe?
954
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,210
What you did back there...
955
00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:05,001
I didn't do anything.
956
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:09,538
I've been waiting a long
957
00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:12,210
long time for this.
958
00:52:14,375 --> 00:52:15,745
For what?
959
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:17,433
For you to show
who you really are.
960
00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:19,248
I mean, I feel like...
961
00:52:20,458 --> 00:52:21,498
I feel like an idiot
962
00:52:21,583 --> 00:52:23,663
for thinking that you were
ever somebody I could I...
963
00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,390
I let it get too far
tonight. I know that.
964
00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,245
But I'll do better, I promise.
965
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,630
Yeah, maybe.
966
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:41,581
Maybe you will, but I
won't be there when you do.
967
00:52:41,666 --> 00:52:43,059
I'm... I'm done.
Sir, can you just...
968
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:45,323
- I'm gonna get out right here.
- Obie! You can't just...
969
00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:09,463
I can explain.
970
00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:11,248
You don't have to.
971
00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:15,433
You and your sister
have committed fraud.
972
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,713
You could get thrown
out of that school.
973
00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,951
- This could go on your record.
- No, it won't. I'll...
974
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,670
I'll tell them that I had no idea
Julien got me the scholarship.
975
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:26,380
- You mean you'll lie?
- I had no idea, Dad. Really.
976
00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:31,825
And... I would have
gotten it anyway, right?
977
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:40,960
Now you'll never know.
978
00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:54,416
We started
off painting on cave walls.
979
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:59,460
Representations of what we
saw and knew to be true.
980
00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:02,631
That bear, the sun, ourselves.
981
00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:04,788
I'm sorry it's
taking me so long.
982
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:12,963
You know you can think
about him, right?
983
00:54:15,083 --> 00:54:16,083
What?
984
00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:22,293
But very soon,
985
00:54:22,375 --> 00:54:26,625
facts of family and
fire turned into fables.
986
00:54:27,291 --> 00:54:28,291
That bear, vanquished.
987
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,540
The sun, a god.
988
00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:36,495
And us? Anything
we wanted to be.
989
00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:39,955
And
we've never gone back.
990
00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:45,625
There's a reason we
call the act of relating something,
991
00:54:45,708 --> 00:54:47,578
"telling a story."
992
00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:50,036
We say it even when it's true.
993
00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:52,825
We also say it when it's a lie.
994
00:54:55,791 --> 00:54:58,171
"Ooh, have I got
a story for you."
995
00:54:58,250 --> 00:55:01,380
"Do you wanna hear
something crazy?"
996
00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:04,628
"You will not believe what
I'm about to tell you."
997
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:10,001
Which is
how we got to today.
998
00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:14,043
It's all a story now.
And we love to tell it.
999
00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:15,267
It doesn't matter if it's real.
1000
00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:18,171
It doesn't matter if
it happened to you
1001
00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:19,580
or if you did it.
1002
00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:22,576
It only matters
if I say you did.
1003
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,309
Because what they
realized then is still true now.
1004
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:30,293
The only thing that
makes a story interesting
1005
00:55:30,375 --> 00:55:33,535
is how it's told and
who's telling it.
1006
00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:38,041
Those shoes are cool.
1007
00:55:41,416 --> 00:55:42,826
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
1008
00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:46,166
Uh, are you still going to
the RTC Alliance after school?
1009
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:50,580
I am still going to the RTC
Alliance after school, yeah.
1010
00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:52,246
I... I would really
love to join you.
1011
00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:57,495
I would love for
you to join me too.
1012
00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:07,128
- Oh.
- I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
1013
00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:09,288
It's all my fault, not yours.
1014
00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:16,288
I like your blazer.
1015
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,210
Thank you.
1016
00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:23,626
I'll see you in class.
1017
00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:33,165
I told you
you couldn't hide from me.
1018
00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:35,290
I told you I saw you.
1019
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:40,168
But if there's
one thing you can hold as true,
1020
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:42,880
then as now, it's this.
1021
00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:46,248
It may take some time,
it may hurt a little bit,
1022
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:49,753
but I know you'll love me.
1023
00:56:49,833 --> 00:56:52,293
Which one of these
should we post next?
1024
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:55,875
Whichever we want. The
future is ours again.
1025
00:56:57,541 --> 00:57:00,421
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
77622
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