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♪♪
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DAVID: Bless me, Father,
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for I have sinned.
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It's been six months
since my last confession.
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These are my sins.
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I hit my wife.
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TOM: Why?
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I was frustrated.
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My job wasn't going well.
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- What should I do?
- Do you promise
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not to repeat this offense
against God and your wife?
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I do.
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Then please repeat
the act of contrition.
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KAY: Okay.
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How did Tom do?
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KEVIN: I think he should
have offered more.
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You have a wife-beater,
and he's being asked
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if he won't repeat the act?
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What should the priest do, then?
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Withhold absolution?
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No, but he should suggest
counseling, at the very least.
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And what if the confessor
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refuses to go to counseling?
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Would you withhold absolution?
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- Of course not.
- Why not?
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'Cause it's up to the individual
to change his behavior.
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But his behavior won't change
unless you give him the tools.
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KAY: What is the purpose of confession?
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Isn't penance one of
those tools? And prayer?
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DAVID: But I would think
counseling is a third.
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He did ask: "what should I do?"
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As long as there is
contrition and confession,
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the priest's duty is to provide penance
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- and absolution on God's behalf.
- Even if the husband
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continues to beat the wife?
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The sacrament is not an
act of social justice.
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Forgiveness comes from God...
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not you, not the city of New York.
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That was getting tense.
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- It was a friendly disagreement.
- Well, let him win.
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I won't be able to keep
you as an assessor
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- if you fail this year.
- Am I failing?
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- You've been... tardy.
- There's a reason for that.
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You assured me you could do both:
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assess and be a student.
Has that changed?
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- No.
- Good.
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Then this is an odd case.
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A parishioner who thinks
her husband is possessed.
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- How is that... ?
- Possessed by an angel.
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ASHLEY: Thank you for seeing me.
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I know this is really weird.
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The assessors deal with
weird all the time, Ashley.
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Her husband Raymond is new to us.
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- He's been attending mass for...
- Six months.
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He loves St. Joseph's.
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It's just... he's changed.
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- He's been hearing something.
- DAVID: What?
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A voice.
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He said it's the Archangel Michael,
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and he's been giving
Raymond instructions.
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What instructions?
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At first, it was just working
at the food kitchen,
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giving clothes to the
poor, things like that.
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Mm-hmm.
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But now...
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... he told Raymond to leave his job.
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He wants him to give away
everything, so we have nothing.
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And I'm two months away.
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I understand charity, but
he wants to sell our house
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and give the money to the poor,
and I don't know what to do.
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We'll have to live out of our car.
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DAVID: You want us to
prove there's no angel?
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Well, not prove, but make clear
he's not hearing from one.
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An angel doesn't want him
to starve his wife and baby.
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Well, didn't Jesus say
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"Sell everything and
give it to the poor"?
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MARX: Jesus said it to a rich man.
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- Does it matter?
- Jesus doesn't
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want them to starve, and they will.
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I need you to talk to him, David.
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New converts tend to be overzealous,
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and you should investigate
whether there are
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- any psychological issues there.
- All right.
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Oh, and I need you to make a call.
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To?
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Leland Townsend.
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Just say which one tastes the best.
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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Oh, I have to get this.
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Which one, Lee?
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Oh, I don't care. That one.
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[WINCES] Buttercream?
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It might not hold up in summer weather.
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Then why in the hell did you
make buttercream an option?
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Go take your call, beast.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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Hello, David.
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How are we?
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Good, Leland. I wanted
to get back to you
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about your exorcism this Friday.
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Oh, good. I'm so looking forward to it.
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I hope you'll be there.
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Actually, neither of us will.
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- We have to delay it a month.
- Why?
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Our exorcist, Father Amara, is
at a conference at the Vatican.
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Then there's a bit of a backlog
when he gets back.
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This is happening, David.
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- You can't stop it.
- Why would I want to?
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I can't wait to see you
rolling around on the floor,
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foaming at the mouth.
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While you're waiting for your exorcism,
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I'll be sending you
some spiritual exercises
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to prepare yourself.
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Don't thank me.
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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Lee. What do you think
about a groom's cake?
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SHERYL: Yes.
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Well, let me think, Trish.
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[TRISH SCREAMING]
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Is everything all right, love?
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Yeah. Could we talk
for a minute, bug-bear?
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- Of course, honey bunny.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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[CHUCKLES] Excuse us.
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Are you okay, babe?
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- Is this taking too long?
- No, I'm good.
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I just have one suggestion.
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What, the chocolate cake?
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The wedding. We're done.
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Okay.
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I can handle this. Go home.
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No, no. We're done.
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We're not getting married.
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I've been using you to get
to your daughter to hurt her.
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Well, now she's hurt,
so I don't need you.
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You should cry now.
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I think that'd be appropriate,
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because I want you to know that
I've hated every second of this:
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every DJ we listened to,
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every place setting, every invitation.
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Well, now that's over.
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And I want you to take
your dried-up little ovaries
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and drag them back under
the rock you came from.
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♪♪
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[SCRAPING ON WALL]
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Hello, Mr. Strand.
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Mr. Strand.
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I'm David.
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This is Kristen and Ben.
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Can we talk for a moment, Raymond?
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BEN: Maybe you should,
um, come down from there.
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You're gonna break your neck on those.
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Good point.
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[BANGS LOUDLY]
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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Do you know why we're here, Raymond?
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Your wife is worried you're
giving all your money away.
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Are you all right, Raymond?
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Are you hearing something?
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Not now. No.
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He says that I'm the
Lord's instrument...
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that he can't leave until
we complete our work.
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And what work is that?
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The second bowl.
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[WHISPERS]: Help me. He's coming for me.
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[CLATTERING]
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DAVID: It's not what we expected.
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He's not some overzealous parishioner.
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It's either a psychological
breakdown or demonic obsession.
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- Why demonic and not angelic?
- He's being haunted.
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- Angels don't haunt.
- Sure, they do.
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When?
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Angels destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah.
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They turned Lot's wife into a
pillar of salt for looking back.
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They killed the Assyrian army.
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At God's behest, in defense
of the righteous.
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Are you going somewhere with this?
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KRISTEN: Angels are not cherubs.
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Angels terrify everyone in the Bible.
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- I thought you didn't believe.
- Well, I don't, but I remember
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- my catechism...
- Look,
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if he's hearing angels or a devil,
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it doesn't matter.
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He's having a psychotic break.
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Well, then I suggest you three
complete a full evaluation.
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And if this isn't psychological, David,
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determine if this has an angelic
source or a demonic one.
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Hey. Are we okay?
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"We"? I-I think we are.
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- Is there anything I can do?
- No, I'm good.
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[PANTING]: I just worry
for her, that's all.
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And you have no idea why
she's acting this way?
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BEN: She's probably just
missing her husband.
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I don't know.
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I just have this feeling
something's wrong.
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She's having an off day.
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We all have off days.
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Okay, I got to call you back.
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But you say don't worry?
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I say, don't worry.
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Kristen's fine.
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[WINGS FLUTTERING]
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You okay?
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David?
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David?
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[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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My God.
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[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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Are you the Archangel?
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[SQUISHING]
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[WATER SPLASHES]
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[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
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Get up.
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You're hogging the floor.
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♪♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Next time, fall over there on the bed.
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You'll make my life easier.
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- How long have I been out?
- And don't use pain.
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You'll kill yourself and it
won't get you anywhere.
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[HUSHED CHATTER]
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There was a sister that came
through here with a mop?
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- Which sister?
- I don't know. I don't know names.
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[SIGHS] If it was Sister Andrea,
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she's down there.
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[PIANO PLAYING]
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What do you want?
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You said, "Don't use
pain to get anywhere".
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What did you mean?
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Are you saying don't
use pain to talk to God?
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Ha. Is that what you were doing?
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I was trying.
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You want to talk to God, pray.
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Billions of people do it every day.
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What you were trying to do
was force God to talk to you.
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I had a vision of the Devil
embracing a friend.
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But every time I try to return
to that vision, I can't hold it.
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Why do you care?
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It's a friend struggling with...
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some kind of diabolical influence.
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[PLAYING STOPS]
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Do you have a phone?
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- Do I have a phone?
- Yeah.
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Unlock it.
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This app, it's a metronome.
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Use it.
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What do you...
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- In what way?
- Don't do anything tonight.
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You're too hyped up.
Tomorrow, start the metronome.
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Focus on it, let it
sync up with your heart.
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And stop hurting yourself.
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Pain is for tourists.
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[KEYS CLICKING OVER COMPUTER]
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[CLICKING STOPS]
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[FOOTSTEPS OVER COMPUTER]
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♪ Ah, ha, ha, feliz Navidad ♪
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♪ Feliz Navidad ♪
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♪ Feliz Navidad ♪
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♪ Próspero año y felicidad ♪
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♪ Feliz Navidad ♪
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♪ Feliz Navidad ♪
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♪ Feliz Navidad ♪
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♪ Próspero año y felicidad. ♪
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- You look nice.
- Thank you. You wanted to talk?
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I did.
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I would love it if you could explain
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exactly to me why you couldn't
keep your fuckin' mouth shut.
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Excuse me?
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You told Kristen about my hiding place.
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I keep a little piece
of red thread there
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so I'm warned if someone opens it.
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It's been opened.
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- What are you talking about?
- Oh, I know you, Sheryl.
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You're a walking ball of neediness.
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When you crawl back to your daughter
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on your hands and knees,
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don't even think about
breathing another word
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about what's gone on between you and me,
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or I will come for you, you bitch.
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- How dare...
- Shut up!
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Listen to me, you little freak.
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Don't you dare call me "bitch".
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I know where all your
skeletons are buried.
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Your hands are a lot dirtier than mine,
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and you have way more to lose than I do.
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So don't you dare threaten me.
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[LAUGHS]
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You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Come on. I'm not some
wilting wedding planner.
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Do you know how many
demons I dated before you?
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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It has been two months
since my last confession.
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These are my sins.
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Cocaine, I take it.
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I sell it. My wife, too.
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But I'm bringing in 15 mil every month.
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Can I get a real confession, please?
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How is that not a real confession?
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- It's the plotline to Scarface.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
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Are we keeping you, Mr. Acosta?
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I-I'm sorry, Father. It's, uh...
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It's Bishop Marx.
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What happened?
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He was driving home when he saw a car
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that had turned over and was on fire.
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DAVID: Is he all right?
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BEN: The doctors are looking at him now.
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MARX: He thinks the Archangel Michael
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is working through him.
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- Hey, Anya. Hey.
- Hmm?
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Kristen, hey. What are you doing here?
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I'm, uh, I'm working
with the Strand family.
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- How is he?
- [SIGHS]
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Delirious, I guess. You'd never
know he lifted a car today.
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Got a family of four out,
and the weird thing is,
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- there's not a scrape on him.
- [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
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Oh, don't worry, you guys, I got this.
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It must be the adrenaline, right?
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I guess. He claims he didn't
feel the flames at all.
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He leapt over a highway divider,
reached into a burning car,
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then lifted it to save four strangers.
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So, hey, um, Mira said
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you're, um, working with a hot priest.
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- That sounds like Mira.
- [LAUGHS]
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Oh, and, hey, maybe sometime
you could help me
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with that LeRoux killing?
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Sure... Uh...
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Are you on that?
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Yeah. Uh, Mira handed it off to me.
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She was afraid she was too close.
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Oh.
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Mira thought, uh, it was LeRoux's wife,
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but she has an alibi... uh,
she was at her prayer group.
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- Good alibi, huh?
- Not bad.
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And, uh, we're not sure that
she would've had enough time
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to get to LeRoux and back anyway.
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Mm. Right.
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- And what do you need from me?
- Oh, just background.
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It'll be painless, I promise.
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All right, sure. Yeah.
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- I'll give you a call.
- Please.
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What does that mean?
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RAYMOND: The Lord saw
fit to allow my service.
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Are you all right?
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He left me.
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He skidded to a halt and left
me in the middle of traffic.
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He needed to save those strangers.
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It's good, I guess, but...
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shouldn't he care about his family, too?
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So, the Archangel told you to save them?
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No. He acted through me.
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Raymond, yesterday you
mentioned the "second bowl".
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What is that?
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You saw him, too?
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I... What did I see?
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Michael.
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I heard your cop friend talking.
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Are you in trouble?
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My middle name is "trouble".
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[METRONOME CLICKING]
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[EXHALES]
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[HEART BEATING]
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[HEART BEATING]
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[EXHALES]
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[WINGS FLUTTERING]
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[METRONOME CLICKING]
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[CLICKING STOPS]
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[COMPUTER CHIMES]
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♪♪
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[LAUGHING SOFTLY]
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Wha...
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Oh, Sheryl.
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[LAUGHING]
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You are adorable.
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Blood.
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KRISTEN: Is there any history of
bipolar disorder in your family?
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Raymond, did you hear the question?
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I did.
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Do you have an answer?
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I do.
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No.
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How about seizures? Any history?
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Before the visits from the angel,
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had you ever seen or heard
anything that others could not?
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If you are asking Raymond,
his answer is no.
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KRISTEN: So you're not Raymond anymore?
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You're Michael?
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BEN: What is that?
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A little mark behind your ear?
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- What is that?
- Nothing.
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No, it's right there.
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It's a little square that
hasn't been tanned.
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In your day job, do you
wear something there?
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DAVID: Are you the angel
that wrestled with Jacob,
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son of Isaac, grandson of Abraham?
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No.
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Michael is a general of the Lord's army.
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The second bowl?
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Is it a plague?
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In time, I will blow the final trumpet.
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The signal for all the
bowls to be poured out,
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so the face of God will be revealed.
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And if there are ten righteous
people in this world?
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- Your question is irrelevant.
- God didn't think so.
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When Abraham asked God, he
said he would not destroy Sodom
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if there were ten righteous.
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And there were not.
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Did you guys see that little
patch mark behind his ear?
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- Yeah.
- So, Raymond works
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as a crane operator on skyscrapers,
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and sometimes the workers
use scopolamine patches
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to overcome vertigo.
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These patches prevent nausea, but...
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they're supposed to be
removed every three days.
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KRISTEN: And if they're not?
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BEN: Then you could wind
up with an accidental
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scopolamine overdose.
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Now, it doesn't kill you,
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but can lead to memory
loss and hallucinations.
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Is there any way we can find out?
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Sure. I mean, if he's
not heading into work,
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then the toxicity of the
patch will leave his body
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in a few days.
425
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[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
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[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[METAL CLANGING SOFTLY]
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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
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Hey. You startled me.
431
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I-I thought you'd be in your office.
432
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:23,204
Oh, no, I'm just, uh, getting
some work done in here.
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- Do you want to come in?
- Oh, no, no.
434
00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:29,000
That's all right. I just
had a few questions.
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[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
436
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What's the subject?
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Raymond Strand.
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When you, uh, spoke to him yesterday,
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did he say anything
more about the accident,
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- or saving the family?
- Like... ?
441
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We talked to a few more eyewitnesses,
442
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and reviewed the street cam footage.
443
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And there was something weird.
444
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,012
- What?
- After he rescued
445
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the first three people
446
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in the car... the-the husband, the wife,
447
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,207
and the ten-year-old daughter...
448
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:04,688
there was one person
left, the wife's brother.
449
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:07,082
According to the video,
450
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Raymond just stood there
holding the car up,
451
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and he didn't do anything.
452
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- Who didn't do anything?
- Raymond.
453
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:17,053
He just stood there and
watched this guy burn.
454
00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:20,848
But wait... but he saved him?
455
00:26:20,853 --> 00:26:24,499
After a minute. But this
guy was screaming...
456
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I mean, his flesh was on fire.
457
00:26:25,732 --> 00:26:28,425
And Raymond let him
burn for a full minute.
458
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Then he saved him.
459
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,763
Wow.
460
00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:37,688
- Is she sure?
- There's surveillance video.
461
00:26:37,693 --> 00:26:39,209
Could the fire have been
keeping Raymond back?
462
00:26:39,213 --> 00:26:40,377
Not according to the video.
463
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:41,899
He was holding the car up,
464
00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,466
letting the guy burn.
465
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:47,296
I'm just saying this could
be more than delusions.
466
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,695
His psychosis could be dangerous.
467
00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:58,312
What an incredible feat
yesterday, saving that family.
468
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,790
Why'd you let the guy burn in the car?
469
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,313
RAYMOND: What guy?
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The one you saved last.
471
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,578
Oh, Kevin Blackstone. The uncle.
472
00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:12,190
- He survived.
- Yeah, but barely.
473
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:15,546
I did what was required.
474
00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:20,721
Could you explain?
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RAYMOND: He had an affliction of
the spirit, which offended God.
476
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,927
I was called to remove it.
477
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:31,635
So... God told you to let him burn?
478
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,385
God allowed him to experience
479
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a moment of the torment of hellfire
480
00:27:35,201 --> 00:27:39,206
so that he might renounce
his sins and save his soul.
481
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,699
What were his sins?
482
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:46,007
He was often trusted with
watching his young niece.
483
00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:48,188
He violated her.
484
00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:52,535
I receive my instructions
from the Most High.
485
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:55,581
The offender did not
perish, nor will he.
486
00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,540
And, with his injuries,
he will be unable
487
00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,064
to commit any such
depravity with her again.
488
00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:03,077
That's God's will.
489
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:14,511
So, what do we do?
490
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,044
He's dangerous.
491
00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,611
David?
492
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:26,221
Saint Augustine advocated for just war.
493
00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:30,531
That there are instances when
war may be necessary and right.
494
00:28:30,536 --> 00:28:33,837
In a situation where violence
can stop a dire wrong,
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choosing peacefulness
could be considered a sin.
496
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BEN: Are you defending what he did?
497
00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:42,367
No, I'm just saying
God's logic isn't ours.
498
00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:45,109
And that little girl was being molested.
499
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:47,503
We don't know that.
All we have is his word.
500
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,635
DAVID: And if we did know that?
501
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- What would you do?
- BEN: I wouldn't burn him.
502
00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:53,871
I would turn him over to the cops.
503
00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:56,642
You think there can be a "just war"?
504
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:58,296
I do.
505
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,777
KRISTEN: Because of St. Thomas Aquinas?
506
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,257
And Hitler.
507
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:03,998
I think there's evil in the world
508
00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:06,914
and it should be confronted.
509
00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:11,224
Do you think there can
be... "just murder"?
510
00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:15,618
You said violence is justified
511
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:20,328
if it confronts evil and
stops a graver wrong.
512
00:29:21,811 --> 00:29:25,106
If someone is threatening
to kill you, or...
513
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:27,804
your family,
514
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,024
is it right to stop them?
515
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:32,287
As long as it's proportional.
516
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,028
Is killing proportional?
517
00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:36,944
DAVID: Only if it's the
only way to stop a killer.
518
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,473
Anything beyond that is murder.
519
00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:42,693
Why?
520
00:29:50,906 --> 00:29:52,033
DAVID: Kristen?
521
00:29:52,038 --> 00:29:53,395
- Hmm?
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
522
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,662
BEN: Come in.
523
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,343
There's an Ashley Strand here for you.
524
00:29:58,348 --> 00:30:00,837
- Okay, I'll be right there.
- No, not you.
525
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:01,842
You.
526
00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:07,061
Mrs. Strand, are you all right?
527
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:10,064
No. No, I'm not.
528
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:12,806
I can't handle this anymore.
529
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:16,816
Raymond or Michael, or
whoever the hell he is.
530
00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:21,205
I'm thinking about leaving.
531
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:24,513
But I don't know how he's gonna react.
532
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:27,342
Did something happen?
I mean, something else?
533
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:30,998
He's insisting that we live biblically.
534
00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:33,174
But that mostly affects me.
535
00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:35,672
He doesn't want me to go back to work,
536
00:30:35,677 --> 00:30:37,152
and we need the money.
537
00:30:37,157 --> 00:30:39,902
He threw away all my makeup
and some of my clothes.
538
00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:42,344
And he just keeps
issuing all these orders,
539
00:30:42,349 --> 00:30:47,154
and expecting me to obey
because... Word of God.
540
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:51,632
I'm not staying in a marriage
where I have no say.
541
00:30:51,637 --> 00:30:55,075
But if I leave, I'm worried
it'll push him over the edge.
542
00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,380
Okay, um...
543
00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:05,771
I'll get you the number of a
women's center for new moms.
544
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:08,692
They can help you while
you figure things out.
545
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:12,914
[DOORBELL RINGS]
546
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,097
For you.
547
00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:23,311
[CLICKS TONGUE]
548
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,361
[DOORBELL RINGS]
549
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:31,580
[DOORBELL RINGING]
550
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,930
Where did you get that blood
you used on my wall?
551
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:37,460
It tasted like yours. I've missed that.
552
00:31:37,465 --> 00:31:38,597
What do you want?
553
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,682
Can I come in?
554
00:32:00,392 --> 00:32:02,780
Sheryl, I was wrong. It was the wedding.
555
00:32:02,785 --> 00:32:06,310
It was making me crazy.
556
00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,660
I want you back.
557
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:12,921
No. The other day you were
reminded of exactly how much
558
00:32:12,926 --> 00:32:15,893
I've got on you, and now
you want to neutralize me.
559
00:32:15,898 --> 00:32:17,979
Nope. Not happening.
560
00:32:25,918 --> 00:32:27,436
[CLEARS THROAT]
561
00:32:27,441 --> 00:32:29,378
KRISTEN: Raymond is
suffering from psychosis.
562
00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:31,244
He was on a medication for vertigo,
563
00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:34,116
which can cause visual and
auditory hallucinations.
564
00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,598
Most likely combined with
severe depression and anxiety.
565
00:32:37,603 --> 00:32:40,797
The personality changes we saw
are certainly in line with those
566
00:32:40,802 --> 00:32:42,494
of a psychotic break.
567
00:32:42,499 --> 00:32:46,634
And I will say his wife approached
me about leaving him.
568
00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:51,512
David, do you... Do you
want to chime in?
569
00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:54,850
Well, I'd advise against an exorcism.
570
00:32:54,855 --> 00:32:57,528
- Because you don't think it's a demon?
- I'm not entirely sure.
571
00:32:57,533 --> 00:32:59,711
It could be an angelic figure.
572
00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:01,844
But it's not a theology
that I understand.
573
00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:05,065
I do worry that a separation
from his wife could
574
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,718
cause him some distress.
575
00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:09,808
All right, I'd like to
meet Raymond myself.
576
00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:13,469
Meanwhile, David, can we
talk with you for a second?
577
00:33:14,815 --> 00:33:18,269
David, Father John and I
have been discussing you.
578
00:33:18,274 --> 00:33:20,167
Hmm. That sounds ominous.
579
00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:24,399
I appreciate that your
extracurricular activities
580
00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:27,304
for the Church are essential,
and that you're learning
581
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:30,525
through the practical
application of your faith.
582
00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:33,236
- But?
- But the theological
583
00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:35,859
and the practical are not contradictory.
584
00:33:35,864 --> 00:33:40,069
And you must learn the
former to excel at the latter.
585
00:33:40,074 --> 00:33:42,158
That's why I've asked
Father Kay to allow you
586
00:33:42,163 --> 00:33:45,248
to pass the class with a practicum.
587
00:33:45,253 --> 00:33:47,424
And what is that?
588
00:33:47,429 --> 00:33:50,419
A parishioner has asked
that you hear his confession.
589
00:33:50,423 --> 00:33:52,573
We've explained that
until you're ordained,
590
00:33:52,578 --> 00:33:55,293
this confession will not
come with reconciliation.
591
00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:57,879
But he-he believes he has wronged you.
592
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,561
Leland Townsend.
593
00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,647
- Yes.
- Yes.
594
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:08,215
[CHUCKLING]
595
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,048
[LAUGHING]
596
00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:16,576
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
597
00:34:20,236 --> 00:34:23,056
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
598
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,841
The door's open.
599
00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:28,887
Yeah, that's not creepy at all.
600
00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:30,851
Hello?
601
00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,599
Hello?
602
00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,558
Ashley?
603
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,040
Raymond?
604
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,057
- Michael?
- Ashley?
605
00:34:50,062 --> 00:34:51,977
We're here to check on you.
606
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,529
DAVID: Raymond.
607
00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:03,884
Are you all right?
608
00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:10,978
Where's Ashley?
609
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,634
Did she leave?
610
00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:19,112
Ashley?
611
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,809
Hello?
612
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,817
Where is she, Raymond?
613
00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:29,679
Michael, where is she?
614
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,175
What's that?
615
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:42,923
She turned back.
616
00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:49,054
Ashley turned back instead
of trusting in the Lord.
617
00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:51,619
Like Lot's wife.
618
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:09,819
What's wrong? Do I
have food in my teeth?
619
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,601
Who are you?
620
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:15,956
Leland Townsend. Nice to meet you.
621
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,501
You smell.
622
00:36:19,506 --> 00:36:22,809
Well, that is... impolite.
623
00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:24,830
[QUIETLY]: Hail Mary, full of
grace, the Lord is with thee.
624
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,701
- Blessed art thou among women...
- [GROWLING]
625
00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:29,151
Mother of God, pray for us.
626
00:36:29,156 --> 00:36:31,414
Sorry.
627
00:36:31,419 --> 00:36:34,025
I'm not used to having
my hygiene questioned.
628
00:36:34,030 --> 00:36:35,492
DAVID: Sister.
629
00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:38,265
LELAND: Ah, David, there you are.
630
00:36:38,270 --> 00:36:39,857
Let's get started.
631
00:36:39,862 --> 00:36:43,208
- I can take care of this.
- I think I should stay.
632
00:36:43,213 --> 00:36:45,894
No, this is a confession,
Sister, don't you know?
633
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:49,550
Nuns are irrelevant here.
Go off and pray.
634
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:52,105
Go.
635
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:55,896
Go. Fly away home.
636
00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:59,173
I'm fine.
637
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:08,743
Well, here we are,
two students of Christ.
638
00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:11,229
This is gonna be fun, don't you think?
639
00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:17,795
Don't the confessor and the priest sit
640
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,201
side by side in the booth?
641
00:37:19,206 --> 00:37:20,581
We don't have the booth for cover.
642
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,065
Better we not see each other.
643
00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:39,121
- You have to start.
- Oh.
644
00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:43,168
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned. Oh...
645
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:46,911
Believe it or not, I have come prepared.
646
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:51,046
"Oh, my God, I am heartily sorry
647
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:53,188
for having offended Thee,
648
00:37:53,193 --> 00:37:55,920
and I detest all my sins
649
00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:58,619
because I dread the loss of Heaven
650
00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:02,492
and fear the pains of Hell".
651
00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:04,451
How was that?
652
00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,061
Continue.
653
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:08,368
Should I go chronologically?
654
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,413
Do whatever you want.
655
00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:11,806
Well, it's my first time.
656
00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:14,722
I think I'll go whole hog. Why not?
657
00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:17,159
Let's see, my earliest memories of sin.
658
00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:20,323
When I was five,
659
00:38:20,328 --> 00:38:22,238
I stole a classmate's lunch.
660
00:38:22,243 --> 00:38:24,384
He cried. I said nothing.
661
00:38:24,814 --> 00:38:29,519
When I was nine, I cheated
on a spelling quiz.
662
00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:32,440
When I was 12, I masturbated
for the first time.
663
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:34,181
Are you truly sorry for these sins?
664
00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:36,713
Wait, wait. I want to talk
about masturbation more.
665
00:38:36,718 --> 00:38:41,223
Oh, but I guess that's something
you priests can't do.
666
00:38:41,228 --> 00:38:42,833
Right?
667
00:38:42,838 --> 00:38:45,448
- Are these your sins?
- Not all.
668
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:49,234
There is one that weighs
upon my heart the most.
669
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:53,238
This is the one I really hope
God can forgive me for.
670
00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:56,459
I met a woman a few years
ago. She was gorgeous.
671
00:38:56,464 --> 00:39:00,420
Had a real body on her,
and I was instantly smitten.
672
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:03,479
But she was already seeing someone else.
673
00:39:04,018 --> 00:39:08,123
Someone who was of the Black persuasion.
674
00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:11,387
So I admired her from afar.
675
00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:16,099
I think that's lust and
envy. Ha, a twofer.
676
00:39:16,804 --> 00:39:20,309
Then I found a way to insinuate myself
677
00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,093
into her life.
678
00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:23,747
I don't think she ever realized this,
679
00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,445
but I knew where she worked,
680
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:28,709
and I would stand across
the street every day
681
00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:31,451
to get a glimpse of her.
682
00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:34,410
I still think of her often.
683
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:38,620
I once looked up the
meaning of her name.
684
00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:40,856
Julia.
685
00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:45,769
It means "soft-haired, youthful".
686
00:39:45,774 --> 00:39:48,816
And she was all of that.
687
00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:52,385
Then a time came when I was
standing across the street
688
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,736
waiting to see her,
and she didn't appear.
689
00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:57,520
This went on for a couple of months,
690
00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,957
and I thought maybe she's moved.
691
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:03,918
But then I found out she'd gotten sick.
692
00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:05,763
Very sick.
693
00:40:06,372 --> 00:40:10,577
The last time I saw Julia,
she was in a bad way.
694
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:14,887
Frail. A mere shell of
her former self, really.
695
00:40:15,556 --> 00:40:18,976
And she needed care around the clock.
696
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:22,166
She was so worried that
she had become a burden
697
00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:24,939
to those around her... the
people that cared for her,
698
00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,375
the people she loved.
699
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:29,683
And I looked into her beautiful eyes,
700
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:32,089
and I assured her
701
00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:35,615
that she absolutely was a burden,
702
00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:38,313
and that the best thing
to do would be to free
703
00:40:38,318 --> 00:40:42,173
the ones she loved of her presence.
704
00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:44,698
Well, she took my advice.
705
00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:48,908
And then... she was gone.
706
00:40:53,394 --> 00:40:55,883
Wow, that is powerful.
707
00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:58,999
I feel so much better, so free.
708
00:40:59,004 --> 00:41:00,701
Who knew?
709
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:04,984
What's next, David?
710
00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:08,025
David?
711
00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:10,985
My penance?
712
00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:12,290
Are you contrite?
713
00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:15,385
Contrite as the day is long.
714
00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:20,347
Then this is your penance.
715
00:41:23,324 --> 00:41:26,453
Five Hail Marys...
716
00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,895
and two Our Fathers.
717
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:35,318
What?! That's it?
718
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,164
Yes.
719
00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:44,650
God forgives you.
720
00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,213
ANDREA: Okay.
721
00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,610
I'll help you.
722
00:42:09,685 --> 00:42:10,975
Hello, again.
723
00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:12,480
It's George.
724
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,140
Want to know what's next on Evil?
725
00:42:16,545 --> 00:42:19,545
This next one really brings the heat.
726
00:42:19,550 --> 00:42:22,050
A man comes into my room when I sleep.
727
00:42:22,055 --> 00:42:23,455
He sets things on fire.
728
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:26,680
An exorcism by a priest and a sheep.
729
00:42:26,685 --> 00:42:28,885
Who doesn't think God
has a sense of humor?
730
00:42:28,890 --> 00:42:30,590
Oh, Sheryl.
731
00:42:30,595 --> 00:42:31,996
Tell me about your issues with Jasmine.
732
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,300
Yes, Jasmine, my... my daughter.
733
00:42:34,305 --> 00:42:38,305
Liar, liar, pants on... well,
you get the meaning.
734
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:41,710
And it looks like Kristen's
problems are getting...
735
00:42:41,715 --> 00:42:43,316
I see you have a ring
on your finger there.
736
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,420
I do, don't I?
737
00:42:44,425 --> 00:42:46,125
... hotter.
738
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,530
Christianity is too black
and white for me.
739
00:42:48,535 --> 00:42:50,435
At least, Islam leaves
room for some grey.
740
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,840
Benny, you sound like
you're starting to believe.
741
00:42:54,845 --> 00:42:55,845
[SCREAMING]
742
00:42:55,850 --> 00:42:57,750
Until next time.
743
00:42:57,755 --> 00:42:59,955
Sleep well, with me...
744
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:02,460
... in your dreams.
745
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,500
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