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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,472 Attention, attention. 2 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:17,351 An announcement for passengers passing through: 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:24,191 Due to higher traffic, train traffic is temporarily suspended on all routes. 4 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:29,821 The travelers are asked to use the side exits. 5 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,638 Attention, attention. 6 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,308 Passengers are asked to leave the platforms... 7 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,478 and to use the side exits. 8 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,826 Let's get into battle! Because we are right! 9 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,699 Hey, get out of there! 10 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,785 You're covering up the demonstration! 11 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,913 Relax yourself! 12 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,932 Okay then! Now make a scared face... 13 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,292 as if something bad's happening. 14 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,295 Yes, exactly! 15 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,130 Yes. 16 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,094 Stop where are you going Hey you lost something! 17 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,014 The man's bag! 18 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,849 You forgot your man's bag! 19 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:05,936 Get... 20 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,313 Get her... 21 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,024 Pick them up at the Pension "Violetta"! 22 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,985 In Via Pietro Micca! 23 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,845 ANTIQUES 24 00:03:57,279 --> 00:04:00,532 - Is she doing that? - Yeah, that's mine. 25 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,201 Thank God! I was lucky again. 26 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,221 You know, there was a terrible mess at the train station... 27 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,247 Oh no! One moment... 28 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,672 - You are sir... - Palmambrogio Guanziroli. 29 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:19,384 Born in Cremenago on December 5th, 19... 30 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,927 40. 31 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,889 Profession: What do you mean here? 32 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,016 - You... tight... - What? 33 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,102 - Poet. - Poet? 34 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,354 What does "poet" mean? 35 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:35,692 A poet's someone who... - What are you getting involved in? Be quiet! 36 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,570 So fine. 37 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,780 Here please. Excuse me very much. 38 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,944 But you know, you can never be too careful. 39 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:47,078 There are so many thieves out there these days that one must always be vigilant. 40 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:48,913 The money! 41 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,291 - What money? - My money! 42 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,586 200,000 lire: Three 50,000 bills and five 10,000. 43 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,838 Well, I don't know about your money. 44 00:04:56,922 --> 00:05:00,202 Click just gave me the bag. Ask him where the money went. 45 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,093 - What did you say, is his name? - Click. 46 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,177 Like "click". 47 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,971 Don't you know him? 48 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,516 Where from? I only saw him briefly at the train station. 49 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,225 Hey Carmen! 50 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,478 - The movie is starting. - Yes, yes, I'm coming. 51 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:15,357 Look, you'd better clear this up with him. If you want to wait, there's his room. 52 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,359 You can make yourself comfortable there. 53 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:22,489 But if you spend the night here I'll get 6,500 lire for bed tomorrow, okay? 54 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,783 Otherwise I'll call the police. Come on, come with him. 55 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,660 Yeah, sure, the police... 56 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,538 If my money doesn't show up, I'll call the police. 57 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,628 Click is a photographer. 58 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:40,090 He has lived in this pension for a long time. 59 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,721 He's nice, but doesn't pay the rent. 60 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,517 He's a big son of a bitch. 61 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,103 I'll show him who the bigger son of a bitch is. 62 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,940 What does he think of opening the bag and rummaging in there? 63 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,793 What does rummaging around mean here? More likely to steal. 64 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,444 Because that is simply theft. 65 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,615 - Nice, isn't it? - Ziké! 66 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,158 I'm coming! 67 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,757 ALL ASS HOLES 68 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,800 Hey, you never get enough... 69 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,386 Aren't we here for the photos? 70 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,890 No, the photos were just an excuse for me. 71 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:15,161 If the owner of the pension finds out that I'm taking a woman to my room... 72 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:18,021 - she freaks out completely. - What do I care about the operator? 73 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,029 Who's there? 74 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,325 Who is... 75 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,709 Um, good morning... 76 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,003 Hey, who do we have there? What are you doing here? 77 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,339 What is he doing here? What are you doing here huh? 78 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:45,340 I'm here for... 79 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,401 I bet you're here for your money. - Yes. 80 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,303 Do you see? I knew it. Speaking of which, do you know each other? 81 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,429 Ludovica... 82 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:54,849 Look, I looked in your wallet but I couldn't find your name anywhere. 83 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,227 Palmambrogio Guanziroli. 84 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,895 Very pleased. 85 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,064 Um, we met at the train station. 86 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,149 I told you about it. A great guy! 87 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,943 He was in the middle of the battle. 88 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,779 Hell raged around him, but he looked completely unimpressed. 89 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,657 You are really an incredible guy! The crazy thing was: 90 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,702 Everyone ran away and he stood there like a rock. 91 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,495 You're really amazing! 92 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,390 I had to tell him to take shelter. 93 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,749 Otherwise he'd still be standing there like a rock. 94 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,793 I haven't even seen anything like it in Vietnam... 95 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,962 when I took photos there. Unbelievable! 96 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,797 Really? - Yes, yes. 97 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,175 It was a terrible thing. I was even stolen 200,000 lire. 98 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,343 Oh I am sorry. 99 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,972 I took great photos of him! He's a very photogenic guy. 100 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,909 Look at the expression on your face. You are not in here at all... 101 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,061 I don't know where you're at. But nice that you stayed here. 102 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,605 Cigarette? - No thanks. 103 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,691 First of all, I haven't decided anything yet. 104 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,485 Besides, I'm only here to get my money back. 105 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,363 Logically, to get something in life you have to get it. 106 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,247 I'll write you a nice check now. 107 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,510 Do you have a pen, please? - No, I don't smoke. 108 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,574 Very good to smoke, pens are bad for your health. 109 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,040 Here please. 255,000. 110 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,586 No, it was exactly 200,000 lire. 111 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,088 Oh, you green nine! That was my last check. 112 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,592 Well then just give me the rest when you've redeemed it. 113 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,320 Don't worry, as soon as I redeem it, I'll send you the difference. 114 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:16,282 What shoud that? You still see me when we almost sleep together? 115 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,849 My name is Click. 116 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,310 Real name Antonmatteo Colombo. 117 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,563 And as a photographer, I'm "Bombo". That even rhymes. 118 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,523 “Colombo” and Bombo. Clever, eh? 119 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,568 I took all the fantastic pictures here. 120 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,197 With this object here, my third eye. 121 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,157 They're very beautiful. 122 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,534 Especially the one with the lady on it. 123 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,244 She looks alive. 124 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,914 We have to celebrate our meeting with a bottle of champagne! 125 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,874 - Do you know what I'm doing now? - What? 126 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,877 I stop by the nightclub, where I still have something to do for a moment. 127 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,047 And then I come back with an ice-cold bottle of Dom Pérignon. 128 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,130 Okay? 129 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,610 It's okay with you, isn't it? 130 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,887 The fat man looks like someone who does not allow himself to be asked. 131 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,096 Bye. 132 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,973 Ciao, um, what was your name again? 133 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,434 - Palmambrogio. - Does it have a meaning? 134 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,268 Um... 135 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:05,188 It's okay, forget it! Oh yes, and remember the check! 136 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,898 Goodbye. 137 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,193 The guy is probably a little crazy. 138 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,742 Oh, the light went out. Like in New York... 139 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:22,205 - I'm sorry. - Why are you sorry? 140 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,001 Are you afraid of the dark or of me? 141 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,046 Don't you like me? 142 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,344 Oh, the cat lets the mousing... 143 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:39,931 I like it. 144 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,943 At this time, in the middle of the night... 145 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,279 I always feel like it... 146 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,199 an insanity to make love. 147 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,078 Come here. 148 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,039 Come over. 149 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,399 Hands up! Where are you hiding them. 150 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,168 What? 151 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,004 The horns your wife puts on you. This is Nazzari speaking. 152 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,756 Oh, stop it, you fool... 153 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,133 Pity! The first answer counts! 154 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,469 What's new today? 155 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,515 "Chaos paralyzes the city" 156 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,436 "92 year old raped by an ugly guy." 157 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,521 "Seven men escaped from prison." 158 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,605 "Kidnappings." 159 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,232 "Jeweler seriously injured." 160 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,777 "Four handbag robberies, six robberies." 161 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,655 Quiet day today, huh? 162 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,491 Now listen... 163 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,826 I need a 250mm telephoto lens. 164 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:27,590 - Mine broke and I... - took it to the pawnshop for repairs. 165 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,750 The way they fix things there, nobody fixes them. 166 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,920 Hey. 167 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,714 Look what I found again: A Boccacci & Colombo photo. 168 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,638 Do you remember in Vietnam? I had a few years less under my belt. 169 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,070 And I have a few more hairs on my head. 170 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,722 If the Americans hadn't lost the war, we could still be there. 171 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,100 But I didn't lose my war. 172 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,436 If everything goes according to plan, I'll land a huge damn coup. 173 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,524 - Ciao, my dear... - Hello Soraya! Thanks. 174 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,985 Hello. 175 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,613 And? 176 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,867 Listen, Click, if they find out, they'll spoil me. 177 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,327 Don't worry girl. 178 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,705 Um, don't worry boy. 179 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,041 Nobody will find out. Besides, you bag 200,000 lire. 180 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,795 Hey, I make 200,000 lire in a single evening, you know? 181 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:20,383 But you'll have to work your ass off for that. Now, figuratively speaking... 182 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,594 - Tell me dear, is it safe too? - Now don't piss me off! 183 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,389 Why should I lie to you. 184 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,392 I do this because I care about you. 185 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:34,272 Because if I went for it, I could be kidding you every night. 186 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,400 My clients talk freely about the liver to feel important. 187 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,237 They tell me all shit. Give me the money. 188 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,198 Ouch! 189 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,701 But now you have to give me something too. 190 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,153 Come on, hurry up! 191 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,781 Come on! 192 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,700 Are you ready? 193 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,581 They have to give me a billion if they want him back alive. 194 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,960 Good boy, good. 195 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:42,715 He is reluctant. 196 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:46,219 What the hell are you up to? Do you want to wake up the whole San Siro district? 197 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,429 Give him the syringe. Come on! 198 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,769 Hey Who is that guy? 199 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,396 Hey, hello! 200 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:02,652 Come down! 201 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,571 No, no, I'm just a photographer. 202 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,574 I was here by chance. 203 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,661 Don't pay any attention to me. Go ahead. 204 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,704 You don't bother me. 205 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,375 - Come down! - You want me to come down? 206 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,793 Come down! 207 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,132 Okay, I'd better come down then. 208 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,150 Well, I was primarily interested in the horse. 209 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,944 I didn't know what to do and that's why I was... 210 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,405 I understand you want to beat me up. 211 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,657 Yes, but first give us the negative. 212 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,908 - Of course it is. - Come on. 213 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:55,329 - Do you want just the movie or everything? - Everything. 214 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,381 Hit that asshole in the head. 215 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,885 - He hits like a woman... - How about that? 216 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,433 You liked that, didn't you? 217 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,812 That should be a lesson for you next time. 218 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,522 Let's get out of here! 219 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,399 Away from here! 220 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,092 Look, I'm not coming in. 221 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,888 I feel uncomfortable in the hospital. Give my regards to Click. 222 00:16:56,307 --> 00:17:00,269 - Can I call you to see you again? - That is absolutely not possible. 223 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,647 I am a married woman. 224 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,278 Continue driving. 225 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,700 Take it easy, take it easy... Oh, the fat one is there too! 226 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:18,788 - Today is visiting day! Do you see? Hello! - Look, I don't like certain jokes. 227 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,249 I'm a nice guy, but when someone... 228 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,834 Why is this Asian kid crying all the time? 229 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,021 Maybe because he saw you and was scared. 230 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,339 I found it in Vietnam, under a cabbage. 231 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,424 He had no father, I no child. 232 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,510 It was love at first sight for both of them. 233 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,762 But only he is mine, the others are their children. 234 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,556 Speaking of which - ouch, my arm! 235 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,975 - This is Vincenzina, the white widow. - Very pleased. 236 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,060 Your husband is a labor martyr. 237 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,997 He fell from the top floor of a building under construction. 238 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,898 - Dizziness? - No, it's the truth. 239 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,652 First, I'm not into pranksters, second, I have no time to waste. 240 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,990 Third, I don't care about your stories, fourth, um... 241 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,200 What was fourth again? So... 242 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,786 Wait, what could be fourth? 243 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,288 - Ah, my money! - Oh yes! 244 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:03,207 I went to the bank for your check and almost got arrested. 245 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,084 It is obvious! Why do you go to the bank too? 246 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,794 Should I have gone to the dentist? 247 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,630 No, to "Teleshop". Piazza della Repubblica 15. 248 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,216 Ms. Colombo would have come out and given you anything. 249 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,926 Even a new shirt. 250 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,594 Oh yes... 251 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,889 How did it go with one of them? Did you fraternize with Ludovica? 252 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,434 We talked a little. 253 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:26,564 Clear. We'll talk about it another time. 254 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,150 - Come on, give me the rest. - What rest? 255 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,027 How, what rest? 256 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,072 I owed you 200,000 lire and wrote you a check for 255,000. 257 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,366 You give me 55,000 in cash and we'll be even. 258 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,412 I also need the money to buy the children something to eat. 259 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,247 And I'm hungry too. 260 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,709 No, no, he is more than a guardian angel to us. 261 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,045 We met him by chance when he came... 262 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,590 to photograph my dead husband Menicuccio, the poorest. 263 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:58,220 He told me about his little son here who has no mother. 264 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,557 So I said to him: Give it to me, I'll raise it for you. 265 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,810 I mean, two or three, what difference does it make? 266 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,189 Well, that's a bit of a difference. 267 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,565 He's such a nice guy. 268 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,569 He even bought us a color TV, fridge and washing machine. 269 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,196 He leaves us wanting for nothing. 270 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,991 And he treats my children as if they were his own. 271 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,370 Because money is not important to him at all. 272 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:27,333 Well, you have to take into account that not all that glitters is gold. 273 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,793 Hello, are you Ms. Colombo? 274 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,503 Yes I am. 275 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,880 Antonmatteo sent me. 276 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,842 It's about repaying a loan. 277 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:22,138 I would like - I have to have this money back. 278 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,224 He said I should come to you with it. 279 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:30,604 Of course, who else would cash a check from this... nefarious guy? 280 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:34,358 Every now and then I think it would be best if I put him in jail. 281 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,778 And you? Are you really stupid enough to take a check from him? 282 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:41,532 - Or are you in a blanket? - Why under a blanket? 283 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,119 I met him yesterday. Getting to know it would be saying too much. 284 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,831 Besides that, I don't care how you relate to your brother. 285 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,750 Look, I'm not his sister, I'm his wife. 286 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,462 Sign on the back. 287 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,300 Basically, I don't care about the family relationship. 288 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,844 For me, a wife or sister is a jacket like a pair of pants. 289 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,263 These records must not cost more than 1,000 lire! 290 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,786 Music is a good for everyone! 291 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,893 We only pay what we can afford: 1,000 lire! 292 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:12,146 That's the price! You don't have to buy it! Nobody forces you to! 293 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,147 - Clear? - Cutthroat! 294 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,608 - Cutthroat! - Put the plates down again! 295 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,818 Bloody hell! Please leave them there! Hey. 296 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,695 Call the police! 297 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:27,077 And you, you bourgeois pig? What do you think? You're on their side, aren't you? 298 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,538 No, I only stopped by here for personal reasons. 299 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:34,585 Ha, always these private reasons! The money in your hands disgusts me! 300 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,629 Let's cut everything short and sweet! 301 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,112 I abhor this bourgeois consumer society stuff! 302 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,965 That was a big blow, wasn't it? 303 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,384 What was it A German television? 304 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:28,389 - Why german? - Because they're more solid than the Italians. 305 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,599 As a result, they are more painful. 306 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,937 - But you were still lucky in the misfortune. - And how... 307 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,523 When you were brought here, you looked like a corpse. 308 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,025 You were off the trail for three days. 309 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:43,404 Fortunately, I persuaded the operator that you can stay here. 310 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,531 I don't think I'm lucky at all. 311 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,949 On the contrary. 312 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:50,411 As soon as another room becomes free, I'll leave. 313 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,373 I don't like sleeping with strangers. 314 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:56,667 Oh you still see me as a stranger? 315 00:22:56,750 --> 00:23:01,714 - What else should I see you as? - Well, as a friend or acquaintance. 316 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:05,843 One who could be of use to you. Hey, do you even know who you got in front of you? 317 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,972 Yes, I already get that: A paparazzo. 318 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,240 - Listen... - Put your hand down! 319 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,367 Don't move your hand! 320 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,331 I am a virtuoso at the camera. 321 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:39,585 My photos are more meaningful than most journalists' stories. 322 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,045 Do you see them. 323 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:45,591 Do you see them And the? Do you see them And this one? Do you see them. 324 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:50,012 That should have made you understand who you were lucky enough to meet. 325 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,723 And now you can get out of the field. 326 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,899 Good gracious... 327 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,859 Excuse me. 328 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,820 I did not want to offend you. 329 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:11,075 Put yourself in my shoes. I'm a little confused, right? 330 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,535 Damn it! I arrive at the train station and find the war! 331 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,640 I want to protect myself and I'm losing my wallet. Then I come here... 332 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,583 Well, you haven't fared that bad here. 333 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,211 You have never banged a girl like Ludovica before. 334 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:26,340 This is my privacy and I won't go into that any further. 335 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:31,470 Wait a minute, it's my business because I introduced you to Ludovica. 336 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,597 What if I were jealous? 337 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,433 What if I were madly in love with her? 338 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:40,479 What if I tried to kill everyone who gets close to her? 339 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,898 Move away from me! A jealous drama... 340 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:47,027 No jealousy, you idiot! Like I'm jealous of someone like you. 341 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:51,198 Ludovica and I are just friends. She's a little strange... 342 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:53,409 but very fascinating. 343 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,662 You'll notice that when you get to know her better. 344 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,455 You sure want to see her again, don't you? 345 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,127 You know, with all this chaos... 346 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,214 I've lost your phone number. 347 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:10,050 I would like to see you again. 348 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:16,223 Because there is one of my poems that seems like it was written for her. 349 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:21,562 You know, I came to town with the intention of... 350 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,314 to publish and make known my works. 351 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:28,152 It is a book of poetry in verse that I worked on for ten years: 352 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,362 "Laughter is life". 353 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,073 You mean "eat" from, eat "? 354 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,784 - With the pearly whites? - Oh yeah. 355 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,411 "Is" from, to be ". 356 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:41,665 I want to express how important joy is in life. 357 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:45,419 And do you already know where to start on your way to fame? 358 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:50,090 Oh, my friend, I have a trump card up my sleeve. 359 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:54,094 There is an important publisher - perhaps the most important in Italy - 360 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:57,264 who asked me to come to this town... 361 00:25:57,347 --> 00:26:01,477 to talk about all the details regarding the release of my work. 362 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,898 He plans to make me big in Italy and abroad. 363 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:10,444 I might even become the poet of the century. 364 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,947 FEAR what? The witches are back. 365 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,631 - Who's there? - It's me, Ziké. 366 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,761 Ah, you're running late. 367 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,888 I got there as fast as I could. 368 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,975 We work here! We don't meet to twiddle our thumbs! 369 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:47,439 - May I say something? - Quiet, comrades! 370 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,566 We can begin! 371 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,277 So, comrades, please! 372 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:55,697 We are here to discuss something very important. 373 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:59,243 We have to stop falling victim to fraud! 374 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,663 Yes, it is truly a fraud that is being committed on us. 375 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:06,875 And in case you don't know: The culprits are doctors and gynecologists. 376 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:11,088 They take advantage of us and subject us to humiliating investigations. 377 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:13,298 Comrades, you know our motto: 378 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,509 "It is my body and I control it". 379 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,761 - It's my body... - It's my body... 380 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,572 - and I decide about him! - And I decide about him! 381 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,891 It is my body and I control it! 382 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,494 We're going to demonstrate something now. 383 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:27,271 Does any of you know what a vaginal speculum is... 384 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,523 and how to use it? 385 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,401 - I. - Well. Would you pretend. 386 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,530 The rest of you stand up and step closer so that you can see the whole thing better. 387 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:39,950 The speculum is used by the gynecologist... 388 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:43,579 and only serves to keep the vaginal walls apart. 389 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,372 We can do this alone. 390 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,709 It's easy. You just have to try it a couple of times. 391 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,378 With the help of a small mirror and a flashlight... 392 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,797 it is very easy to use. Will you show us. 393 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,347 So when the speculum was introduced... 394 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:04,641 you have to open it slowly... 395 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:08,520 and hold it in the appropriate position using the screw. 396 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,647 You can see it. 397 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:16,194 With a flashlight you can easily illuminate... 398 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,656 and look in the small mirror at the same time. 399 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,535 So, maybe you can tell us what you're seeing right now. 400 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,123 I see a man! 401 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,084 Look, he's up there! 402 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,216 You bastard! 403 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,052 What are you thinking of. 404 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,722 You disgusting pig! 405 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,767 Come on, get excited! 406 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,645 - Come down, you disgust! - You lousy asshole! 407 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,274 How are you? 408 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,943 Yes, yes, it's okay. 409 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,153 What did the publisher say? 410 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,574 He says he is ready to publish my book. 411 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,159 It's okay. 412 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:51,039 But I should advance 7.5 million for the cost of the goods. 413 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,959 Yes, you are powerless. Costs are really annoying. 414 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,586 They cost you more than the costs of the other. 415 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,132 And the poems? 416 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,302 He didn't even read it. 417 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,847 And do you have to cry around because of that? 418 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:10,809 Yes, I cry because all publishers are fools and ignoramuses! 419 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:14,104 And you? What's so funny? You fool around and hit me! 420 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:16,773 Hey idiot! You have to be optimistic in life! 421 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,066 2,500. 422 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,985 - For whom? - For each. 423 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:23,030 Don't you notice she's talking to you Come on, pay already! 424 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:28,076 Why don't you pay for a change? 425 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,786 Just once... 426 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:33,040 Should it turn out to be harmful to you, then we will leave it in the future... 427 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:35,417 I'll show you tomorrow. I've landed a coup. 428 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:40,130 Those idiots from the agency who have always been the purest bloodsuckers... 429 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,382 will still notice who the old Click is. 430 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,593 You show them, huh? 431 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,055 - We'll show you. - No, no, you show them. 432 00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:50,307 Whether you or me, anyway... 433 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:54,061 One thing is certain: To become famous, three essential things are required: 434 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,563 Relationships, favors and acquaintances. 435 00:30:57,064 --> 00:31:01,026 - And with me you have all of these three things. - Nice talked about. 436 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,338 But it would be illusory to hope for the big breakthrough with poetry. 437 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,406 To be pessimistic... 438 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,534 is something you don't need in life. 439 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:13,330 Don't worry, we'll manage to get your book published. 440 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:18,335 Put this away. 441 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:19,878 - What's this? - Put it away. 442 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:22,297 A movie, huh? 443 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:25,842 That's him. He's the photographer. 444 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,720 - Yes I am. How so? - Because you're an asshole! 445 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,324 - Hey, restrain your language! - Come on, get the film out! 446 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,517 Disgust! Pig! Spy! 447 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,328 Oh, but now! Spy? As if it were a state affair! 448 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:36,913 I only took a few snapshots! 449 00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:40,565 - Are there any problems with photos? - Do you have something to say too, you bastard? 450 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:45,487 So, I forbid myself this choice of words! 451 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,739 - Here is the movie! - Hey, give me the movie back! 452 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:50,826 Let go! Ouch! Darn it! 453 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,579 Let go! 454 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,916 Hey. 455 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,751 Get lost! 456 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,753 Have respect for men, Lord God! 457 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:03,296 You cowardly bastard! 458 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,469 What the hell did you photograph? Appendicitis? 459 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,346 I do not know. Is that what you call it now? 460 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:15,100 Hooray! Hooray! The witches are back! 461 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,602 Hooray! Hooray! The witches... 462 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,091 There is a lot going on here. Is there a reception too? 463 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,492 Of course, otherwise nobody would have come. 464 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:35,328 Quiet! 465 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,039 Shut up, the hell, please! 466 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:42,961 So, I think you'll be fine if I read the reasoning... 467 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,672 for awarding the prize to the master. 468 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,175 - Do you know that one? - Yes. 469 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,844 This is the greatest poet we have: Melano Melani. 470 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,179 He analyzes the silence. 471 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:57,476 Melano Melani deepens the subject with his work "The Cross in the Wind"... 472 00:32:57,559 --> 00:33:00,645 and in it brings everyday language back to its roots... 473 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:05,650 so that signs and meanings resurrect in lyric reality. 474 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,777 - Bravo! - Bravo! Bravo! 475 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,238 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 476 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,790 Ah, look, there they are. 477 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:29,049 If I can introduce you to them, you are a made man. 478 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:34,262 - Play with everything I do, okay? - Where's the buffet in this mess? 479 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:35,764 You are beautiful. 480 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:39,434 - Come on, give it to me. Thanks. - Hello, little flower. 481 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:43,146 Listen, honey, you can call your grandma's pussy "little flower". 482 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:45,833 This is a friend. She talks like this because she's a little shy. 483 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:49,152 - But when she loosens up... - And who are you? So, where do you come from? 484 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:52,072 I've never seen you in this area. 485 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,909 He is a young poet and friend of mine. He comes from the provinces. 486 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,452 He writes fantastic poems. 487 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,955 I've read it and I'm still blown away. 488 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:04,000 A poet from the provinces... We really need something like that. 489 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,211 Tell me, you're not a fag, are you? 490 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:11,132 Is he a fagot? Are you kidding? The guy has a hammer in his pants. 491 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:13,843 He just has to make himself known. 492 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:17,264 It would be enough if the old man wrote him a little foreword. 493 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:20,892 Then everyone would publish their book. Do you understand, Beatrix? 494 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:24,437 Why not? I take care of it. 495 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:28,692 Yes, but you have to deal with it quickly because neither of us has time to waste. 496 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,045 - I understand. Just the rest! - And while we're at it: 497 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,572 - I need a couple of tens too. - Why are you telling me that? 498 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,408 - Well, I could tell him. - That would be better. 499 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,120 But the boy is lucky... 500 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:44,040 Well, I don't feel like it anymore. I'm leaving and I'm leaving you alone. 501 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:47,002 - Carry on without me. - Ciao, Prince Charming. Let yourself be seen! 502 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,671 You can leave one on that. 503 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,673 - Cheers! - Cheers! 504 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:54,634 Are you really a close friend of Master Melani? 505 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,470 Of course. Why this rural distrust? 506 00:34:57,554 --> 00:35:00,265 He's stopping by for dinner tonight. There is pasta with lentils. 507 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:05,103 And you come too. Then I'll introduce him to you. Satisfied? 508 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,063 You know you are cute. 509 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:11,234 I have already paved the way for many young authors. 510 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,446 Massimo, this is the photographer I told you about. 511 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,969 - He's really very good. - Very pleased, honorable Member. 512 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,951 I was - I am one of your constituents. 513 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,871 Oh yes, I spoke to the association about your project. 514 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,291 Unfortunately there is nothing to be done about a photo exhibition. 515 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,628 Nobody is interested in Vietnam anymore. I'm sorry. 516 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,087 So fine. 517 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,173 Then maybe at the next war. 518 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,300 Thanks anyway, Ludovica. 519 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:39,346 Speaking of which, you can lick my ass. 520 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,435 There they are. I've already missed her. 521 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,605 One moment! Taxi! Taxi! 522 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:51,524 These Indians get really pissed off. 523 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:41,199 - Here, pull it. - No thanks, I don't smoke. 524 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,993 Come on, this is a joint. It loosens you up a little. 525 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,954 - This will give me catarrh. - Really! 526 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,957 You can't be such a spoilsport all evening! 527 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,751 Well, that's enough! It really sucks! 528 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:56,548 The celebration is over! Pull the leash! Hiss off! Goes home! 529 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,759 The party is over! You're too good for this shit pile. 530 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:02,429 Good night! Bye! Pull the leash! Hiss off! 531 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,806 You can throw up at home. Good night! 532 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,159 - Beatrix, I... - I said I don't want pimps with me! 533 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:08,685 Out, I said! 534 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,312 - Bye! - Bye! Bye. 535 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:13,106 No not You. 536 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:18,319 Didn't you want to meet someone Now comes your surprise. 537 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,280 I may be naive, but I'm not stupid. 538 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,867 The only reason I'm here is to get to know Melano Melani. 539 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,077 Where is the great poet? Come on with him! 540 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:28,621 Listen you wanker! Don't speak to me like that! 541 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,874 I'm the master of the house, you asshole! 542 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,502 Violence is returned with... 543 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,087 Violence! 544 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,299 You impotent, gay neuter! 545 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:41,926 Then take this! 546 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,972 I'll show you now, you bastard! 547 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,600 You lousy lying bitch! 548 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,351 Wimp! 549 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:52,937 Stupid whore! 550 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:54,481 Whore! 551 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,274 Whore! 552 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:57,984 Stupid cunt! 553 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,742 I shit on you! 554 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,578 I will get to know Melano Melani on my own. 555 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,038 Ouch... 556 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,601 - Hey who is it? - It's me. 557 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,394 - Ah, hello! - Hello. 558 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,539 - I'm sorry for a minute. - It's okay, go ahead. 559 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:40,902 I'll finish this quickly and I'll be with you in a moment. 560 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,949 - How's it going? - It's not going well. 561 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,200 What? 562 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,452 Okay, let's forget. Let's break off. 563 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:52,163 Go on, go on in your room alone. 564 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,832 Ciao. 565 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,418 - Come on, go on. - Menno! 566 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,004 What does menno mean here? I would have to say, menno. 567 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,465 - Bye good night. - Bye! 568 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,970 Cigarette? 569 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:10,223 You know I don't smoke, damn it! 570 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,726 Hey, I just forgot, okay? 571 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:17,063 What is? Are you mad? Didn't your poems go down well? 572 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:18,982 Oh my poems! 573 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:23,069 I forgot it with Beatrix, that stupid pig. 574 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,862 Damn shit! 575 00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:28,700 My address is on it. If she's not an ass, send it to me. 576 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,451 She brings them over. 577 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,079 And then she wants to be pounded. She tries it with everyone. 578 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:36,040 You maintain great friendships. 579 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,334 Congratulation. 580 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:40,461 I bet you laid her flat too. 581 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,274 I honestly don't remember. 582 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:47,093 How can you not remember women you slept with? 583 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:49,971 I remember all three. 584 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,854 And especially the last one, you can't get it out of your mind, do you? 585 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,225 Be honest. 586 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:57,270 Well, a woman like Ludovica leaves traces. 587 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,188 Like feet in the sand... 588 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,150 Hey, tell me something. 589 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,673 What about your girlfriend? Don't you think about her anymore. 590 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:08,114 How so? Francesca and I... 591 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:12,118 plan to get married. 592 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:15,246 Imagine we already have a nice little house by the lake. 593 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:18,124 Her parents are wealthy and decent people. 594 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:21,294 They just want to get their daughter under the hood. 595 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:25,048 Your father intends to buy me a bookstore. 596 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:30,011 Maybe I should take the offer and give up on my dreams. 597 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,656 What kind of nonsense are you talking about? You never give up dreams. 598 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:37,185 Take an example from me: You have to be optimistic and happy. 599 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,021 Optimistic and happy, especially when things go bad. 600 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,024 Even if you may seem like an idiot. 601 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:46,527 I have made it this far with this attitude. 602 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,324 You'll say I'm in the shit As far as I am, but I laugh about it. 603 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,159 Do you understand? 604 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:57,622 The police are here! You want to see Mr Palmambrogio. 605 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,207 Huh? 606 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,208 Who's there? 607 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,501 SUBJECT OF THE PROTOCOL: 608 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:04,087 "Guanziroli". 609 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,174 "Palmambrogio". 610 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,759 "-Gio". 611 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:17,842 "Born in Cremenago on December 5th, 1940". 612 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,270 - Did you type it? - Yes. 613 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,279 "Palmambrogio Guanziroli". 614 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,115 That's a beautiful name. 615 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,866 Demanding. 616 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,160 Profession: Poet. Hm? 617 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:38,705 This is what it says on your identity card. 618 00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:42,083 I had it written in so I would never forget it. 619 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,167 I understand. 620 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,711 Nice. 621 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:47,714 - Have you published a lot? - Well, not yet. 622 00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:50,150 But I have a lot of offers. That's why I came to town. 623 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:53,886 Bravo! Very good boy. You have to persevere. 624 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:57,056 I think you have to treat success like criminals: 625 00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:00,393 You have to be on your heels every day, collecting index upon index... 626 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:02,061 - Question for hours. - Yes... 627 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:06,357 And in the end you always manage to get hold of them. Well, almost always. 628 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,776 Anyway, we catch a lot. 629 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:13,448 So this Beatrix molested you and you hit her. 630 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,534 Yeah... I gave her a beating. 631 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:22,248 - Good, and where exactly did you hit her? - Well, basically everywhere. 632 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:25,251 On the head, on the face... just imagine: 633 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,795 - When... - Leave him alone. 634 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,380 Keep telling me. 635 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:31,799 When she tried to bend forward... 636 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,902 I punched her right in the face. 637 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:36,804 She then moved backwards. Then I kicked her here. 638 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:40,725 And when she wanted to bend down, I grabbed her head and... 639 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:44,353 Well, then she bit my balls. 640 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:48,566 Volasco? Volasco! 641 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,276 Yes sir? 642 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,070 Write down! So... 643 00:42:53,154 --> 00:43:01,154 "While she was clinging to me, the lady with her mouth" - 644 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,998 With your teeth. 645 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,625 Ah okay. 646 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:09,796 "Bit the lady in mine with her teeth" - 647 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:13,841 - Let's write, testicles, "that's better. - Yes. 648 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,903 It hurt terribly. Do you want to see? 649 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:19,138 No, no, let's go. Maybe later. Now we have to go on. 650 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,264 And then? 651 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:23,100 Then she tried to get up again. 652 00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:25,603 I then thrashed her body again... 653 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:28,898 and knocked her to the ground with one final blow. 654 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:32,701 The legs were hanging in the air and you could see - you know, she wasn't wearing underpants - 655 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:37,698 Then you pulled a candlestick over her head. 656 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:40,827 No I do not think so. 657 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,329 Yes, you did. 658 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,790 Gosh, I'm so tired. 659 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,750 - Volasco? - You're welcome? 660 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,502 Bring me seltzer water. 661 00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,588 Right now, dottore. 662 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,258 Why a candlestick? 663 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,886 You know... 664 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:03,724 I have to thank you because it's been a long time... 665 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:07,270 that I didn't have such a clean and straightforward murder. 666 00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,856 - Yes, like in the old days... - A murder? 667 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:12,733 Yes, you only deal with politics and leaflets all the time. 668 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,795 Are you a member of an extra-parliamentary group? 669 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,362 - No I'm not. - Do you see? 670 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,991 - A crime straight out of a picture book. - A crime? 671 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:24,203 Tell me, did you take something from Beatrix's house with you? 672 00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,998 - What do I know? Money? Necklaces? - No I did not. 673 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:29,208 - Silver cutlery? - No, I swear. 674 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:34,255 Oh, that's a shame! That would have been the icing on the cake. 675 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:37,174 Volasco? See what kind of noise that is. 676 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:42,781 - Well, I don't know exactly... - Oh, I should have guessed that. 677 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:46,642 It's always you who piss us off. But be careful, otherwise Potenza will get upset. 678 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,186 How's it going in there? 679 00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:52,190 It's all clear. The poor wretch makes a confession. 680 00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:54,358 Is he making a confession? No... 681 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,612 Commissioner Potenza! 682 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,965 You shut up I'll get you a lawyer right away! 683 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:03,826 Hey you shut up here! Is that clear? Who the hell let the nut in? 684 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:06,078 I know everything! I have seen everything! 685 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:08,015 I can explain everything! I want to be interviewed! 686 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,933 Let's hear what you have to say. Let go of him! 687 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,751 He is innocent! 688 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:14,837 - Where do you want to get that from? - He was with me all night. 689 00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:17,733 He has not left the pension. We were practically in the same bed. 690 00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:19,026 Oh, he's a fagot too... 691 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,426 - What? - Oh nothing. 692 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:21,969 - And what is that? - What's this? 693 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,155 - What is this? - What is this? 694 00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:24,055 - What's this? - What's this? 695 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:25,866 - These are my poems... - Then tell me right away! 696 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:26,807 It's good... 697 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:30,102 It was found next to the body. Even the address is on it. 698 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,855 "Palmambrogio Guanziroli, born in Cremenago. 699 00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:35,441 Last lived in the 'Violetta' guesthouse." 700 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:38,736 If he spent the night with you, who left that there? 701 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:44,492 - I have to throw up. - You must... 702 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,078 - You villains! You tortured him! - Yeah, sure. 703 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:50,790 We are torturing people now. Have you heard? We torture. We are torturers. 704 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,209 I have a stomachache and want to go to bed! 705 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:57,088 Hello? Oh yes? I'll be right there. 706 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,094 Keep an eye on the poet and the madman. 707 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,179 You never know... 708 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:16,274 You could have told me you killed her. 709 00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:19,402 What do you mean, I killed her? Come on, don't be kidding. 710 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:22,822 Beast. 711 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,826 I slept with a beast for two months. 712 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,912 That's the headline! We make a great story out of it: 713 00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:32,665 "I shared my room with a monster". 714 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,211 When will he be executed? 715 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,013 Stand up! 716 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:55,271 I would like to know what these poems are for. 717 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:58,357 I've never met anyone who reads them. 718 00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:00,860 - Take your things back. - Stop, don't touch that! 719 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:02,671 It could be a trap. I have a lawyer. 720 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:05,257 If you are not quiet I will let you stay here until the year 2000! 721 00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:06,949 Disappears! 722 00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:09,076 The real killer has surrendered. 723 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,430 - And who is it? - You'll find out about that in the newspaper tomorrow. 724 00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:13,039 Get out! 725 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,435 All the better. Otherwise there would have only been trouble. 726 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,127 - Really? - Yes... 727 00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:22,882 - Volasco, where is the seltzer water? - It's over there. 728 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,759 Then bring it here. 729 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:29,430 Well, let's start from the beginning: First name, last name and occupation. 730 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,368 - Father! Father! - Hello! Hello! 731 00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:59,502 It was in the middle of our path of life... 732 00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:03,589 when I found myself in a forest that was the result of building speculation. 733 00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:04,840 Father! Father! 734 00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:08,010 - Hello! How are you? - Papa Click! Papa Click! 735 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,553 Hello! 736 00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:12,598 And where is the mom? Oh, is she upstairs and working? Oh nice. 737 00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:14,475 Hey, take the kids, I'll be right back. 738 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,269 Yes... Come on, come here. 739 00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:19,688 Get in. Back to the back. 740 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:28,781 These buttonholes are not good. You have to do it again. 741 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,784 - Hello Vincenzina! - Hello. 742 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:35,371 Oh, poor thing! What's happening? Why are you crying? 743 00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:40,918 Come on here. So what's going on? You always cry when I'm not there, huh? 744 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:44,338 Sister Peregrina, may I introduce you to Mr. Colombo, my fiancé? 745 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:47,967 - Praise Jesus Christ. - Forever. 746 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,886 Be honest, Sister Peregrina scared you, didn't she? 747 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:53,097 Did you see what a huge nose she has? 748 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:55,015 What is mama doing? 749 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,976 Undeclared work? 750 00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:58,185 Hm? 751 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,896 I don't want to be too burdensome for you. 752 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:09,238 - How long did you have to work for it? - One week. 753 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,367 But I didn't work from morning to night. 754 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,495 You're being exploited, aren't you? 755 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:18,807 How many times have I told you not to work? 756 00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:22,460 If you need money ask me You just have to say it. Okay? 757 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:24,295 Do you need something... 758 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:28,132 I'm not just doing it for the money. It is also like this... 759 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:32,428 that work distracts me, and besides... 760 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,723 I'm always so alone here. 761 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,826 What does always alone mean here? The television is there! 762 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:40,162 And the children! Ho Chi Minh who loves you is also there. 763 00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:41,979 Is it true that you like her? 764 00:49:44,857 --> 00:49:48,819 Then there are many other things. I can't think of anything now, but... 765 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:54,950 Wouldn't it be nice if you moved in with us and we could all live together? 766 00:49:57,369 --> 00:49:59,914 Yes, that would be nice indeed. 767 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,838 We're coming down in a minute. Wait a minute! 768 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:11,800 Listen to Vincenzina, I love you, but... 769 00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:14,261 do me a favor and don't suggest it anymore. 770 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,472 You know, with relationships... 771 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,351 I don't have it that way, at least for the moment. Also... 772 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:22,686 Also? 773 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:25,731 We are also late for the trip. Let's go? 774 00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:33,530 Look here! I don't see it right. Who are the people there who wave to us? 775 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,991 - Hello! - Wait a minute, wait a minute... 776 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:38,202 To me it looks like Vincenzina. 777 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:39,453 - Vincenzina? - Yes. 778 00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:42,957 So they thought about it this year too. Vincenzina... 779 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:43,707 Go Go. 780 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,584 - Menicuccio! - You are Menicuccio. 781 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:47,753 - She thinks you're her dead son. - Menicuccio! 782 00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:49,505 Vincenzina's husband. 783 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:52,675 Menicuccio, my son! 784 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:55,135 But you've gotten fat. 785 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,304 You eat too much huh? 786 00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,848 Do you have a bowel movement too, my little one? 787 00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:12,194 Water... 788 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:19,243 that flows through the valleys and carries rolling stones with it. 789 00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:21,704 It unites with the sand... 790 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:25,207 and creates beaches where people can bathe. 791 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:29,545 You can see the traces of the fisherman... 792 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:33,882 looking for hope on the horizon... 793 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:37,303 And further? 794 00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:40,639 Well, he's on the lookout for hope. And that's it. 795 00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:43,159 How should I concentrate when the Asian is crying all the time? 796 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,643 Bravo! Very nice! 797 00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:46,454 Besides, the poem is from Melani, not mine. 798 00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:50,774 Do you remember when you were called "donkey" at school? 799 00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:53,485 A little closer together. A little closer together! 800 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,740 A photo! A photo! 801 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:00,075 - Hey Tato! Carlo! - What is? 802 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,620 - A flying saucer! Just see! - Where did she come from? 803 00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:05,706 - A flying saucer! - Oh, a flying saucer? 804 00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,920 - Up there, the flying saucer! - Slowly, not so fast! 805 00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:15,299 Say hello to mom. Wave, wave. 806 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:18,093 Wave, wave. Use it to tell mom, hello... 807 00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:21,513 - Aren't you going to see it? - I only do what you want. 808 00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:24,600 If you don't go what am I supposed to do there? 809 00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:26,477 Isn't it right? 810 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:29,313 I see nothing. Where is she? 811 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,732 - There she is! Do you see her? - They're aliens! 812 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:34,693 Yes, exactly, they are indeed aliens! Just see! 813 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:39,114 - It's a miracle! - Yes, a miracle! 814 00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:42,951 Let's sing a thank you song! 815 00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:45,871 What a miracle! 816 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:48,165 It's a flying saucer. 817 00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:51,502 Really, have you never seen a flying saucer before? 818 00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:54,505 These are space phenomena. 819 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:58,884 These have been repeated at certain intervals for thousands of years. 820 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:02,721 Yes, Carter said so too. 821 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,396 Sing with me. 822 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,961 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Your unworthy deceased! 823 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,796 Fuck you, you stupid asshole! 824 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:42,469 Kiss my ass! Your unworthy deceased! 825 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:49,101 What's this? A flying saucer in the shape of a helicopter? 826 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:00,529 Look, Menicuccio. 827 00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:04,616 The Archangel Gabriel throws manna down from heaven for us. 828 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:08,287 So, I'm not Menicuccio, this is not the Archangel Gabriel... 829 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:10,456 and nobody throws us manna down! 830 00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,833 It's a helicopter! 831 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,877 Bloody hell! 832 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,547 It can't be that you've never seen a helicopter in your life. 833 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,007 This is shameful! 834 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:24,762 I feel absolutely uncomfortable in the midst of such a naive crowd. 835 00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:27,222 I'm calling the unions. 836 00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:31,894 Fernet Branca is the all-purpose weapon in matters of digestion! 837 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:50,746 - We are there. - Where? 838 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:53,016 I have creative work to do for a couple of friends. 839 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,668 So you can see how people live who are much better off than us. 840 00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:00,547 Did you see the dogs They eat three kilos of meat a day. 841 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:02,299 It's me, Click! 842 00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:05,469 And if it's not the fillet, they'll get madly sour. 843 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:10,516 That there is a high voltage network. It operates 24 hours a day. 844 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:14,436 - Think how much electricity they pay. - It would have been cheaper with a gas pipe. 845 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,355 Yes, in any case. 846 00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:18,565 What is? 847 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:22,110 - It's not dangerous, is it? - But no. Come on let us go. 848 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:35,082 Yes, well done! So now you show what you can do. 849 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,877 Diamante, you are really a zero! 850 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:43,298 You rock the gun back and forth. You have to grip it tightly. 851 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:48,512 Then you hold your wrist with your left hand and aim at the enemy. 852 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:53,433 Good day! You have to be the photographer, the famous Click. Divine! 853 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:57,479 Ludovica has always described you as a true artist in your profession. 854 00:55:57,563 --> 00:55:59,898 - Yeah, I'm pretty unique. - Divine! 855 00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:02,985 You have to take wonderful photos for us. The price doesn't matter. 856 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:04,069 Naturally. 857 00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:09,449 - Is the gentleman your assistant? - No, the gentleman is a friend of mine. 858 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:12,202 - Divine, huh? - You could say so. 859 00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:14,079 - Very pleased. - Oh... 860 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:17,499 - He's a poet. - A poet? 861 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:20,878 I have to admit that a poet is indeed still missing here. 862 00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,546 We have high finance here. 863 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:26,008 Plus people who deal with dyes, chemical products, petroleum... 864 00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:27,718 or trade insurance. 865 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:30,888 See what is still missing is actually culture. 866 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:34,516 Speaking of which, make yourself at home. If you want to bathe... 867 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:39,104 - Well, I don't have a lifebuoy with... - Oh, how amusing! Divine! 868 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:40,689 Darling! 869 00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:42,357 Darling! 870 00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:44,318 The photographer is here! 871 00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:47,279 - Let him come here! - Follow me. 872 00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:49,114 Come with me! 873 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:53,368 Oh, good afternoon. Pleasant, Caprioti. 874 00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:56,472 This is the subject to be photographed. With me, of course. 875 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:57,956 Does it suit you here? 876 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:01,501 Ludovica... 877 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:02,585 How are you? 878 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:18,727 - The guy is still drowning. - Well, do something then. Massimo! 879 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:37,579 - What was that? A windpipe? - Come on, come out. 880 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:46,880 I wanted to shake her hand and fell into the water. 881 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,674 What are you standing there soaking wet? 882 00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:52,594 - Go inside and change your clothes. - Yes, thank you. 883 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,698 - Don't get my jacket wet! - Oh excuse me! 884 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:58,100 - What does that chicken cost? - You won't believe it. 885 00:57:58,183 --> 00:58:02,521 But I paid $ 7,500. Practically a gift. 886 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,272 Did you see? 887 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,900 He is gorgeous. But he was speechless. 888 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:09,695 - $ 7,500. - It's not true! 889 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,031 No, I mean the chicken. 890 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:14,032 Is not true! 891 00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:16,719 You certainly don't know, but the chlorine from the swimming pool... 892 00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:21,248 ruins the whole lawn. So please go to the locker room. 893 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,000 You're welcome! 894 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,960 Forgive me... 895 00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:29,923 You have to excuse the supposedly harsh manner. 896 00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:32,592 But we're all a little tense here. 897 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,762 One reads constantly about break-ins, robberies and kidnappings. 898 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,723 I am not afraid myself... 899 00:58:37,806 --> 00:58:41,893 because our electrical defense system that protects us is perfect. 900 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:44,312 The madness! I developed it. 901 00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:47,774 I personally came up with a high-voltage mechanism... 902 00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:50,277 which a Chilean friend then implemented. 903 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:53,739 Unfortunately this became necessary due to the fact... 904 00:58:53,822 --> 00:58:56,867 that the death penalty has been unnecessarily abolished. 905 00:58:56,950 --> 00:59:01,246 But it can still be used if you have a weapon... 906 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,372 like this one. 907 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:06,126 A magnum that blows your brain away from 100 meters away. 908 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:09,588 Better to trust a good pistol than ten bodyguards. 909 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,506 This is my speech. 910 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:17,071 Believe me, Commendatore. Guns can no longer be used for anything. 911 00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:19,222 Not even to win wars. 912 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:52,047 - What's happening? - Somebody is trying to attack us! 913 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,519 Get everyone ready for battle! This one is for you! 914 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:07,842 You take the pistol and you take the machine gun, dear! 915 01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:09,523 Yes be careful! 916 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,869 Criminal! Put your noses out! 917 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:25,372 So that I can give you a third nostril! 918 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,196 Oh, Cesare! 919 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,156 Up there on the roof! 920 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,033 Look up! 921 01:01:02,117 --> 01:01:03,952 Fire! 922 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,251 Stop! 923 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,337 But... this is my friend! 924 01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,256 Stop! I am a poet! 925 01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:19,926 Cesare, look! The parrot! 926 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,471 Oh no! 927 01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:36,359 I would have preferred to lose my wife. 928 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:38,111 I swear. 929 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:45,410 END FIRST PART 930 01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:51,583 SECOND PART 931 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:58,757 Yes, I got it! 932 01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:02,677 Really unbelievable! It's beyond belief here. 933 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:07,599 I assure you, traffic in Venice is much more regulated and more respectful than here. 934 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,980 Yeah, but keep your hands on the wheel, damn it! 935 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:16,464 You know I'm scared because this is new territory for me. 936 01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:17,901 You sway back and forth. 937 01:02:17,984 --> 01:02:21,571 You're just angry because you received another rejection from a publisher. 938 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,783 You should be happy because I am your friend. 939 01:02:24,866 --> 01:02:28,870 And when you have a friend like me, even the impossible becomes possible. 940 01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,948 - Bring it on! - Hey! What are you doing? 941 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:08,868 Stand still, you mean thief! Now you have to deal with me! 942 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:11,955 You should be ashamed of robbing such a distinguished gentleman! 943 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:13,873 But no! What are you doing? 944 01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:17,419 Ouch! Not like that, you're hurting me, damn it! 945 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:20,171 - Hey, take your hand away from there! - Come on, hiss off! 946 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:22,382 - I get along. - Then let go of me! 947 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,511 - Stay there! - Stop the thief! Stop the thief! 948 01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:29,222 No, let me pass! Go away! 949 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,612 This is crazy. 950 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,630 What are you standing there like such a clumsy fool? 951 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:48,176 You won't be embarrassed, will you? Come on and keep me company. 952 01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:49,803 With pleasure, master! 953 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:54,724 You know, I'm a little excited to see a great poet in private. 954 01:04:54,808 --> 01:04:57,435 I think I don't deserve this luck. 955 01:04:57,519 --> 01:05:01,398 Your courage and fearless determination deserve this and much more. 956 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:02,982 Ah what times! 957 01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:06,194 Now they even tear the lettuce out of your hand. Pah... 958 01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:09,948 So you're a poet too, did you say? 959 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:12,033 With all modesty. 960 01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:15,829 You know, I know your books by heart. I once wrote an essay about your work. 961 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,288 Really? 962 01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:20,125 Well, a lot has been written about me. 963 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:24,254 But let's not talk about poetry anymore. Let's talk about cooking. 964 01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:25,630 That too is art. 965 01:05:25,713 --> 01:05:29,134 When you're a genius like you, everything you do is art. 966 01:05:29,801 --> 01:05:31,886 There is only one Melano Melani. 967 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:34,097 Only the Americans have not yet grasped this. 968 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:37,809 But you know that Americans don't know a thing about poetry! Oh... 969 01:05:38,226 --> 01:05:42,021 Look what a golden omelette! Like the sun in June: 970 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,565 Alive and burning. 971 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:48,945 Such an omelette requires ingenuity, imagination and skill. Oops! 972 01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:52,574 Oh congratulations... 973 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:54,701 my dear boy. 974 01:05:57,871 --> 01:05:59,914 What do you mean, who I am? It is me, right? 975 01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:02,667 - Did you wrap the old man? - This is inappropriate now. Ciao! 976 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:07,088 Hey, wait a minute! Listen, Francesca, your fiancée called. 977 01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:11,050 She was concerned because, as she says, she hasn't heard from you in a long time. 978 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:14,220 Then she asked if you had this month's money order. 979 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,014 - And do you have? - Yes I have. Ciao! 980 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:18,075 Now wait a minute! Tell me where you put them 981 01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:19,702 I can't search the whole room. 982 01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:23,062 In addition, Carmen does not give up. She wants our monthly rent. 983 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:25,648 I put them under the pillow. 984 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:29,360 Under the pillow is a good idea with all the thieves out there... 985 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,163 Click! 986 01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:43,416 Hey Carmen! So, about the monthly rent, I called Palmambrogio... 987 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,877 - I don't care about the monthly rent. - Oh yes? 988 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:50,298 I want to know from you why you haven't paid attention to me for three months... 989 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:52,776 That couldn't be done with Palmambrogio, the pain in the ass. 990 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,885 Understand me. 991 01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:57,514 - You know, something terrible happened - What is it? 992 01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:59,682 The other night he wanted to sleep with me. 993 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:02,310 - Who? Palmambrogio? - No, my husband! 994 01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:04,187 Well, who cares about your husband? 995 01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:07,190 At some point I called it "Click". Click... 996 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:08,858 So what? It happens to everyone. 997 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:11,945 My wife called me "Click" before. 998 01:07:14,322 --> 01:07:17,659 - I could eat you up... - Hey, don't bite! No! 999 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:23,498 You know, Master, I assure you that I am fine from an intellectual point of view. 1000 01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:28,920 I worked very hard to get these 697 verses together. 1001 01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:33,216 Continuous corrections for ten years. 1002 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,386 What are you doing? Do you bathe your feet in milk? 1003 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:37,679 Naturally. 1004 01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:42,267 Speaking of which, be nice and help me dry them off. 1005 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,436 Of course it is a first work. 1006 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,690 And like any first work, it can have weaknesses here and there. 1007 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:54,153 I have good news for you, my dear... Palmambrogio. 1008 01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:59,742 I have decided to record your visit in my journal. 1009 01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:02,745 This is a favor by which your name... 1010 01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:07,166 will be immortalized in the annals of world literature. 1011 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:09,377 Will the diary be published soon? 1012 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:12,130 Oh no my sunshine No no. 1013 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,257 I hope to be as late as possible. 1014 01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:18,219 It'll hit like a bomb when it's released. 1015 01:08:18,303 --> 01:08:20,930 But only after my death. 1016 01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:25,059 However, I want to give you a present. 1017 01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:31,399 This is for you. 1018 01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,236 I've already signed it. 1019 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,030 It is valuable. 1020 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,365 You deserve it. 1021 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,117 You are brave... 1022 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:43,953 and personable. 1023 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,915 Listen to that. 1024 01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:02,597 Adorable. 1025 01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:07,060 It reminds me of my youth. A trip to Sicily. 1026 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:09,312 Taormina... 1027 01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:20,782 Oh, let's leave that with nostalgia and melancholy. 1028 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,533 Let's Dance. 1029 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,413 Come on, come on. 1030 01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:39,092 You lucky ones... 1031 01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:43,012 Everything is permitted to you these days. 1032 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:47,809 You can pursue your passion uninhibited. 1033 01:09:48,309 --> 01:09:50,895 In my day we were sent to Carbonia. 1034 01:09:50,978 --> 01:09:53,231 I spent 14 months in the mine. 1035 01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:54,941 Carbonia... 1036 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,111 An unforgettable experience. 1037 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:01,280 Tell me my dear... 1038 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:06,869 Have your homosexual experiences affected your work a lot? 1039 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,748 To be honest, I've never had any. 1040 01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:12,333 Really? 1041 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:15,545 Have you never kissed a man before? 1042 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:19,882 Maybe as a child on my cousin's cheek. 1043 01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:21,634 On the cheek? 1044 01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:23,594 On the mouth... 1045 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,056 On the mouth. On the mouth. 1046 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,809 On the mouth. Hold me tight. Hold me tight! 1047 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:33,604 Hold me tight. Come on, hold me tight! 1048 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,819 Give me a kiss. 1049 01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:41,821 Like, a kiss? 1050 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:45,199 Are you disgusted with kissing a poet? 1051 01:10:45,283 --> 01:10:46,701 No... 1052 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,554 Honestly... 1053 01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:10,391 - I came for the preface. - Ah, the foreword. 1054 01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:15,021 I'll write you a foreword, but only after that. 1055 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:18,608 - According to what? - After the ass. 1056 01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:21,486 Well, that's the way it works... 1057 01:11:25,072 --> 01:11:29,160 You don't expect me to waste my ink on less than that, do you? 1058 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:33,372 But you have all the time to think about it. 1059 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:37,668 I'm here in no hurry. 1060 01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:43,591 Um... 1061 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:49,096 All right, because the whole thing doesn't convince me that much... 1062 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:54,018 I take two or three days to think about it and then call for a possible promise... 1063 01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:57,939 so that... goodbye and thank you. 1064 01:12:04,779 --> 01:12:08,241 Concentrate. Concentrate well. 1065 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,618 Benito? 1066 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:13,412 Benito! Give us a sign. 1067 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:16,249 When you're here, give us a knock. 1068 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:20,211 Oh, Holy Mother of God! He is it! 1069 01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:23,047 Duce! Welcome among us! 1070 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:24,840 Excuse me? 1071 01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:26,968 Ah... 1072 01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,261 Excuse me. 1073 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:32,014 Um, it's just that I pooped and the cistern broke. 1074 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:33,975 Now this is really inappropriate! 1075 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,602 Well, I couldn't have known that. 1076 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:38,145 I answer it. 1077 01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:40,314 Don't hang on the phone all night. 1078 01:12:42,775 --> 01:12:46,320 - Hello, Pension Violetta? - I want to speak to Ciick, please. 1079 01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:50,241 - Click isn't there. Whose turn is it? - This is Ludovica. It is very important. 1080 01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:51,324 Ah, Ludovica... 1081 01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:53,119 Listen... 1082 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:57,290 Be good enough to tell him I called. 1083 01:12:57,373 --> 01:13:01,210 Tell him I'll be waiting for him at the Jerry Club. It's urgent. 1084 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:04,422 I always said to him: 1085 01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:08,801 "Hire some bodyguards! Hire some bodyguards!" 1086 01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:13,139 But he just didn't listen to me. What an asshole! 1087 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:16,267 So, let's try to talk about it calmly. 1088 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:19,186 - Who were the people and what did they want? - I don't know. 1089 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:22,982 - I understand. Was it trying to kidnap you? - I don't know. 1090 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:26,193 - Did they shoot out the car window? - Yes. 1091 01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:28,904 Let's go after that. 1092 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,741 Take a photo over there too. 1093 01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:14,492 Hello. 1094 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:17,745 What are you doing here? 1095 01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:19,956 Shouldn't you be home and work? 1096 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:23,751 A call came for you, something important. You know your girlfriend... 1097 01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:24,835 - Yes, Ludovica. - Yes. 1098 01:14:24,919 --> 01:14:28,214 - I just spoke to her. - Oh yes? Where is she? 1099 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,466 You're here for her, aren't you? 1100 01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:34,261 You should forget about them. She is going through one of her difficult phases. 1101 01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:35,638 Oh, poor girl. 1102 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:39,100 - Is there any way you can help her? - No. 1103 01:14:40,059 --> 01:14:43,479 It is not that kind of help that she needs right now. 1104 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:53,698 - What you up to? - Let go of me, I'll go to her. 1105 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:55,866 - No - Let me go! 1106 01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:03,207 Bad luck for you, fat girl. 1107 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,004 Everything okay? - Give me a cigarette. 1108 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,091 Here please. 1109 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:14,885 So? 1110 01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:22,351 There's a million lire for the information. - All right, get the million. 1111 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:25,563 I'll let you know as soon as I have the info. 1112 01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:27,356 But... 1113 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:30,526 be on your guard, because you risk your life here. 1114 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:34,613 Don't worry, I won't know anything about it either. 1115 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:51,172 Michele! 1116 01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:06,270 Will you give me a slice of melon? 1117 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:12,318 I said I want a slice of melon. 1118 01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,613 Good evening, Ludovica. 1119 01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:25,623 Well, are you following me? - Me? No. 1120 01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:30,711 I just came by here and saw you at the booth. 1121 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:33,297 Then I saw the melons and said to myself: 1122 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:36,801 "Why don't I eat a piece of melon? I like it so much." 1123 01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:42,431 Why did you follow me? 1124 01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:45,768 To be honest... 1125 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:50,356 When I heard your dismayed voice on the phone... 1126 01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:54,902 I figured you could use some help. 1127 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:58,072 I have already found some of what I was looking for. 1128 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:04,745 And the night in a city is long enough to get what I am missing. 1129 01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:08,707 Come on, I'll go with you. 1130 01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:12,086 Where? 1131 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:16,507 I'll take you home. - Liar! 1132 01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:18,801 You don't want to come home with me. 1133 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:22,138 You hope I'll get back to bed with you. Right? 1134 01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:24,932 Honestly... 1135 01:17:26,350 --> 01:17:27,935 So yes. 1136 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:32,523 Since the night you decided to sleep with me... 1137 01:17:32,606 --> 01:17:35,234 I thought back to it very often. 1138 01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:40,489 But my feelings go beyond the physical. 1139 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:47,371 You have to understand, I've only been in this town for a short time. 1140 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:52,710 I've never met a woman naked like you. 1141 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:56,755 And well, you also saw where I ultimately live and... 1142 01:17:57,464 --> 01:17:59,508 I love you, Ludovica. 1143 01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:02,636 I beg your pardon? 1144 01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:07,099 How much? 1145 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:17,318 As much as I'm worth to you. 1146 01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:24,301 Vincenzina has gone mad. 1147 01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:28,013 I don't think she has all the cups in the closet anymore. 1148 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:29,682 Hold on a minute. 1149 01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,603 Holy Mother! She's completely crazy! 1150 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:37,314 Call 113! She wanted to throw herself out the window. 1151 01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:40,317 I got a huge shock. What's going on inside of her? 1152 01:19:41,819 --> 01:19:42,819 Vincenzina! 1153 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:49,702 It is enough! 1154 01:19:51,245 --> 01:19:53,288 - Leave me alone... - Vincenzina? 1155 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:55,624 I can not do this anymore! 1156 01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:57,209 It is enough. 1157 01:19:57,918 --> 01:19:59,044 It is enough. 1158 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:01,005 What happened then? 1159 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,465 Tell me. Be very calm. 1160 01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:05,342 I do not know. I don't know! 1161 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:07,469 My head... 1162 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:11,765 I don't know what got into me. My brain is about to explode. 1163 01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:15,978 I sent the children away because I wanted to hurt them too. 1164 01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:20,733 I like you a lot! Let me instruct you! I don't want to hurt anyone! I like you! 1165 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,443 - Let me instruct you! - It's fine. 1166 01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:24,153 Calm down. 1167 01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:29,867 It's better for you, for me, and for everyone. 1168 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:38,417 Hello? 1169 01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:40,627 Yes? Hello, emergency call? 1170 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:43,505 Please come here at once. Yes, it is urgent. 1171 01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:45,466 Via San Martino 12. 1172 01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:50,512 Yes, thank you. 1173 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,851 Maybe I'll be better there. And you... 1174 01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,395 You do not have to worry. 1175 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:02,316 All you have to do is take care of the kids, you see? 1176 01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:04,401 You'll see. I... 1177 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:08,030 will soon be healthy again. And you... 1178 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:11,700 will come to visit me, right? 1179 01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:13,368 Right? 1180 01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:15,037 Yes of course. 1181 01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:18,123 Look... 1182 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:22,753 I... I like you. 1183 01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,963 - Yes? - Really. 1184 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:26,882 Really? - I like you a lot. 1185 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:29,176 Then do me a favor. 1186 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:33,180 Let me sleep with you one last time. 1187 01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:34,890 You're welcome. 1188 01:22:04,628 --> 01:22:06,755 Here it is! We are there! 1189 01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:09,383 Get out, mother. 1190 01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:14,304 That's a nice, posh house. - Here for you. 1191 01:22:14,388 --> 01:22:17,307 Well, Palmambrogio just has taste. 1192 01:22:17,391 --> 01:22:19,184 He is a cultivated person. 1193 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:21,270 Let's see if he's happy about the surprise. 1194 01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:23,438 Look here. - Palmambrogio! 1195 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:24,565 Palmambrogio! 1196 01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:27,359 Why are you running away, Mr Palmambrogio? 1197 01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:29,278 Palmambrogio! - Mr. Palmambrogio! 1198 01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:30,863 Ice! Ice! - What, ice cream? 1199 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:33,657 Wait a minute, I'm in a mess. - Will you buy us one? 1200 01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:39,913 Dottore! - Mr. Ercole! What a joy! 1201 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:42,416 Why did you run away when you saw us? 1202 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:43,750 I ran away. 1203 01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:47,671 No, I only went to this cafe to enjoy the city life a little. 1204 01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:50,632 Palmambrogio! - Francesca! My Francesca... 1205 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:52,843 Palmambrogio... 1206 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,804 So that's why you didn't get in touch. 1207 01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:58,891 You have another family! And children! 1208 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:02,644 Oh, Dottore, you could have spared us that affront. 1209 01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:03,872 Affront? - A relationship... 1210 01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:06,899 May I find out who all these children are from? 1211 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:10,569 What does children mean here? A relationship? They're from two friends. 1212 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,488 At least the two. This one is imported. 1213 01:23:12,571 --> 01:23:15,157 It's a bit of a complicated, but very human story. 1214 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:17,910 When I left Cremenago, I made myself clear. 1215 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:21,663 I said, "I won't come back until my book is published." Potzblitz! 1216 01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:23,582 Here is your ex! 1217 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:26,767 You thought I wouldn't come, did you? 1218 01:23:26,793 --> 01:23:28,295 Be honest! 1219 01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:33,759 That's the kind of woman I like. 1220 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:36,553 I can tell by the voice. 1221 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:40,599 Stop it, Click. The time to play is over. 1222 01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:43,060 That's why I don't age, but you do. 1223 01:23:43,143 --> 01:23:45,520 I always find the time to play. 1224 01:23:45,604 --> 01:23:47,981 Speaking of which, if you called about the check... 1225 01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:49,858 you can be sure, I'll cover him. 1226 01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:51,568 Do not worry. 1227 01:23:52,444 --> 01:23:56,365 I found out about Vincenzina. I'm so sorry. 1228 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:59,451 Now you also have the three children on your cheek. 1229 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:03,538 For a single man living in a boarding house... 1230 01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:05,332 it is certainly not a walk in the park. 1231 01:24:05,415 --> 01:24:08,961 First of all, I am not alone because I have three children on my cheek. 1232 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:12,589 I also have a nice friend who, along with the three children... 1233 01:24:12,673 --> 01:24:16,051 so much hustle and bustle that I don't have time to be sad. 1234 01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:17,427 Just look... 1235 01:24:17,511 --> 01:24:19,513 Do you have a fire for me please? 1236 01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:21,390 Yeah yeah. 1237 01:24:22,516 --> 01:24:24,434 You always have everything. 1238 01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:35,195 I wanted to see you to make you an offer. 1239 01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:37,406 Things are going well here now. 1240 01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:42,452 And Gianni, the owner, is planning to open a photography department. 1241 01:24:42,536 --> 01:24:44,329 What do you say? 1242 01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:48,584 A great idea. Photography is booming. You will make a lot of money. 1243 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:52,462 So I figured you could do that. 1244 01:24:52,546 --> 01:24:54,423 You would earn well. 1245 01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:58,844 Sure, I could clean the lenses, polish the lenses, and see customers. 1246 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:03,015 They would say: Look at that one! This is the owner's girlfriend's husband. 1247 01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:06,810 Did you come up with the idea spontaneously or did you have to think about it longer? 1248 01:25:06,893 --> 01:25:09,104 When will you finally take life seriously? 1249 01:25:09,187 --> 01:25:12,983 Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror? You have hair loss and wrinkles on your face. 1250 01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:14,568 Soon you will be old. 1251 01:25:14,651 --> 01:25:18,238 Don't you think it's time to get sensible? 1252 01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:21,908 I... 1253 01:25:22,534 --> 01:25:25,370 I never stopped loving you, you know that. 1254 01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:29,708 It was you who wanted the breakup. 1255 01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:34,963 You forget the little detail that we cheated on each other. 1256 01:25:35,839 --> 01:25:37,692 What was the point of staying together? 1257 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,718 But now it makes sense. 1258 01:25:40,594 --> 01:25:42,387 Let's be a couple again. 1259 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:44,973 I will help you raise the children. 1260 01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:47,017 We could build a new life for ourselves. 1261 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:51,396 I've put some money aside and could buy a business. 1262 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:54,191 And help you find a new job. 1263 01:25:57,444 --> 01:26:00,530 A million. You could help me with that. 1264 01:26:01,114 --> 01:26:04,201 It would take me a million to buy some vital information. 1265 01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:06,620 I could land a sensational coup. 1266 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:08,306 So you would give me a hand. 1267 01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:12,834 But of course I'll pay you back everything, even with interest. 1268 01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,796 You said that you loved me and wanted to help me. 1269 01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:19,549 And then? 1270 01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:21,343 Will you team up with me again then? 1271 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:22,844 No. 1272 01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:27,808 Maria Rosa, if I did that, you'd just have to suffer a lot. 1273 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:31,853 And I don't want to let anyone suffer anymore. I prefer to be single. 1274 01:26:31,937 --> 01:26:35,065 Do you know what a great man I met once said? 1275 01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:36,709 "When the future seems bleak to you... 1276 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:38,836 you can still make plans for the past." 1277 01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:41,738 Because the past is over, but it belongs to you. 1278 01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:44,491 You can't erase them, not even with the future. 1279 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:48,453 Then get out of here! Pull the leash and never be seen again! 1280 01:26:48,537 --> 01:26:53,417 And delete the idea in your head of a loving, indulgent... 1281 01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:55,961 good-natured Maria Rosa, who will wait for you forever. 1282 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:58,880 From now on, you'd better see me as an enemy. 1283 01:26:58,964 --> 01:27:01,883 One that you just owe money to. 1284 01:27:01,967 --> 01:27:07,097 And these... you won't get them back until you've paid off your debt. 1285 01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:09,808 You can't do that! I have to work with it. 1286 01:27:12,018 --> 01:27:17,107 You can go now. We have nothing more to say to each other. 1287 01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:22,237 Dottore, the choice is yours now. We are in Cremenago... 1288 01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:24,114 and wait with hope. 1289 01:27:24,197 --> 01:27:27,409 The house is ready, everything is ready, so is Francesca. 1290 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:29,744 Yes. - I've been ready a long time too. 1291 01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:33,707 But first I have to show what I'm made of. 1292 01:27:33,790 --> 01:27:34,416 I see... 1293 01:27:34,499 --> 01:27:36,644 Realize myself to a certain extent. - Yeah right. 1294 01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:41,465 I just want to prove something to myself. - Sure, that's absolutely understandable. 1295 01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:43,258 Do you allow? 1296 01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:46,845 - Thanks. Thank you dottore. - Goodbye. 1297 01:27:46,928 --> 01:27:48,555 Francesca, here. 1298 01:27:48,638 --> 01:27:50,158 - Goodbye, dottore. - Goodbye. 1299 01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:51,576 - I recommend myself. - Goodbye. 1300 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:54,227 Bye, Francesca. You have to have faith. 1301 01:27:54,311 --> 01:27:57,230 Do you know what hasn't happened in six years can happen in 15. 1302 01:27:57,314 --> 01:27:59,691 That's why we came here. 1303 01:27:59,774 --> 01:28:01,610 This is father's wedding present. 1304 01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:04,780 But you can't open it until the train has left. Promised? 1305 01:28:04,863 --> 01:28:06,448 - Francesca! - Yes. 1306 01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:15,081 - Bye! See you soon! - Bye! 1307 01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:28,887 Laughter is life. 1308 01:28:41,107 --> 01:28:42,901 You were right. 1309 01:28:43,527 --> 01:28:48,281 I should have written a book about food rather than laughing. 1310 01:28:48,365 --> 01:28:51,409 - What difference does that make? - Shut your mouth! 1311 01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:55,580 - I'm still thirsty. - You keep your mouth shut too, understand? 1312 01:28:57,332 --> 01:29:00,669 - Who is coming to dance with me? - I'm coming! 1313 01:29:04,714 --> 01:29:06,883 I know why I'm pissed off. 1314 01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:10,595 But I don't understand why you are too. 1315 01:29:16,726 --> 01:29:19,312 It can't get any worse than this. 1316 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:24,651 I always had women, and nothing but women, by my side. 1317 01:29:24,985 --> 01:29:28,196 You're basically the first man in my life. 1318 01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:31,366 Friend, father, brother... 1319 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:33,660 Grandfather, uncle, cousin. 1320 01:29:33,743 --> 01:29:36,037 One person who embodies all of that. 1321 01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:43,670 'A lot of people I will miss when you return to your village now. 1322 01:29:46,756 --> 01:29:49,384 Why should I stay here? 1323 01:29:50,176 --> 01:29:53,847 I came to town to pursue my dream. 1324 01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:55,849 Just look... 1325 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:58,560 what was done to me. 1326 01:29:58,894 --> 01:30:01,438 It's like I've been woken up. 1327 01:30:01,521 --> 01:30:04,608 I should have had this book published! 1328 01:30:04,691 --> 01:30:06,318 Do you understand? 1329 01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:13,158 - Come on, come and dance with us. - I'm going to dance. 1330 01:30:23,835 --> 01:30:26,922 - So? - The time will come in the morning. 1331 01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:29,924 Where? 1332 01:30:30,008 --> 01:30:33,094 - Bring out the million and I'll tell you. - I'll give it to you afterwards. 1333 01:30:33,178 --> 01:30:34,930 Oh no. First the money. 1334 01:30:49,611 --> 01:30:51,154 Listen... 1335 01:30:51,237 --> 01:30:55,033 - What are you doing with my poems? - Take care. 1336 01:30:55,116 --> 01:30:57,452 I'll show you how to do it now. 1337 01:30:57,535 --> 01:30:59,412 - One moment. - Come on, come here. 1338 01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:00,914 May I pass? 1339 01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:02,874 So this is for you. 1340 01:31:03,249 --> 01:31:04,960 And one for you. 1341 01:31:05,043 --> 01:31:08,505 - One moment. - And I'll take this one. 1342 01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:17,097 Excuse me, are you the one who tore pages out of the book... 1343 01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:18,932 to build paper airplanes? 1344 01:31:19,015 --> 01:31:21,935 - How so? - I wanted to offer you champagne. 1345 01:31:22,018 --> 01:31:24,270 - Ah, thanks! - You're welcome. 1346 01:31:25,271 --> 01:31:27,774 Let go of me You dirty dogs! 1347 01:31:28,441 --> 01:31:30,235 Ouch my ribs! 1348 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:33,196 No! No Please not. Let it be. 1349 01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:37,033 What does "let it go" mean here? I can't always let it go. 1350 01:31:42,163 --> 01:31:44,708 So we are there. 1351 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,877 - Where are we? Where did you take us? - Hold on to the seat. 1352 01:31:47,961 --> 01:31:50,523 - Come out. Come on, get out. - I barely stand on my feet. 1353 01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:53,842 What we're going to do, we'll do lying down anyway. 1354 01:31:55,093 --> 01:31:58,596 - Well here we are. - Here we go! Come on in with you! 1355 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,682 - What kind of place is that? - No, not here... 1356 01:32:00,765 --> 01:32:04,310 - I do not like it. - No, not here... 1357 01:32:04,394 --> 01:32:06,604 It's really not nice here. 1358 01:32:06,688 --> 01:32:08,982 - What are you doing there? - Nothing works here! 1359 01:32:09,065 --> 01:32:11,192 - What shoud that? - What shoud that? 1360 01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:13,278 - Hey! - No, there is no banging upstairs. 1361 01:32:13,361 --> 01:32:15,613 - There are the kids. - Hey, are you crazy? 1362 01:32:15,697 --> 01:32:17,991 - No, nothing's going on. - Open up! 1363 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:22,620 - Open up, Palmambrogio! - You bear responsibility until the end... 1364 01:32:47,437 --> 01:32:49,606 I'll take you with me. 1365 01:32:51,107 --> 01:32:53,068 Do not worry. 1366 01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:56,696 You too, yellow danger... 1367 01:32:57,238 --> 01:32:58,990 I'll take it with me. 1368 01:33:06,122 --> 01:33:10,043 Unbelievable! My father-in-law is a fool. 1369 01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:17,092 What is? Are you crying? 1370 01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:21,596 What should I say? I was ruined, right? 1371 01:33:23,056 --> 01:33:26,476 My stupid father-in-law had 1,000 copies printed. 1372 01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:27,559 I am destroyed. 1373 01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:31,064 He fell down... 1374 01:33:31,731 --> 01:33:33,274 Let's go! 1375 01:33:33,358 --> 01:33:35,026 Come on, hurry up! 1376 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,322 Be quiet! 1377 01:33:41,074 --> 01:33:44,077 Hey what was that Something came down from above. 1378 01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:46,830 Hey what are you doing. 1379 01:33:48,998 --> 01:33:50,458 I have decided. 1380 01:33:50,542 --> 01:33:54,003 That was it for good with poetry. It is enough! 1381 01:33:55,713 --> 01:33:58,967 - What are you doing here? - Quiet! 1382 01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:02,345 Get all the other books and throw them out the window. 1383 01:34:02,428 --> 01:34:03,721 - All? - All. 1384 01:34:03,805 --> 01:34:06,349 And get me some gas. 1385 01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:11,604 - But you could have warned me! - That's my thing! 1386 01:34:11,688 --> 01:34:14,399 - What kind of stuff is that? - They are all the same... 1387 01:34:14,482 --> 01:34:16,067 Oh, stop it. 1388 01:34:16,150 --> 01:34:18,361 That's nothing for you. 1389 01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:19,946 It goes on... 1390 01:34:20,029 --> 01:34:23,950 - Why is he throwing all those books down? - What a stupid thing! 1391 01:34:30,164 --> 01:34:32,041 What are they doing there? 1392 01:34:38,089 --> 01:34:42,218 - Oh why are you doing this? - Throw them all down. 1393 01:34:42,677 --> 01:34:44,095 That was all. 1394 01:34:44,178 --> 01:34:46,139 I am all. 1395 01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:51,728 So, operation pyre. 1396 01:34:54,022 --> 01:34:55,690 So that's it. 1397 01:34:57,275 --> 01:34:59,277 Give me the cigarette. 1398 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:01,529 How many times should I tell you that you don't smoke? 1399 01:35:02,572 --> 01:35:05,158 I do not smoke. I'm burning. 1400 01:35:05,241 --> 01:35:06,241 Oh yes? 1401 01:35:11,789 --> 01:35:13,374 Fire! 1402 01:35:14,208 --> 01:35:15,752 Mrs. Carmen! 1403 01:35:16,085 --> 01:35:18,129 Mrs. Carmen! Fire! 1404 01:35:18,504 --> 01:35:21,299 What a dilemma! 1,000 copies of 1,000 lire each. 1405 01:35:21,382 --> 01:35:23,927 I could have made a million on it. 1406 01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:26,971 That would be exactly what I need. 1407 01:35:28,306 --> 01:35:29,974 So fine. 1408 01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:42,028 Here is the million. 1409 01:35:42,111 --> 01:35:45,531 I wanted to celebrate the release of my book. 1410 01:35:46,366 --> 01:35:49,535 I don't need the money anymore, that's why I'm giving it to you. 1411 01:35:49,619 --> 01:35:52,872 So that you don't piss me off anymore. 1412 01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:54,958 Ciao. 1413 01:35:56,084 --> 01:36:00,630 - Fire! Fire! Help! - Who is screaming, fire "? 1414 01:36:03,049 --> 01:36:07,679 There's a fire down there! Come on! Call the fire department! Help! 1415 01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:25,446 Hi buddy! 1416 01:36:25,905 --> 01:36:27,824 - Who's there? - The photo camera! Hurry up! 1417 01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:32,203 But it's no good. It is antiquated. What do you want with that? 1418 01:36:32,286 --> 01:36:34,556 No matter! I have to land a coup. I can do it this time. 1419 01:36:34,580 --> 01:36:35,581 Yes / Yes. 1420 01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:39,210 - Come on hurry up. - Okay. Keep illusions for yourself. 1421 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:42,463 Thanks. Give me that too. There's a movie in there, right? 1422 01:36:42,547 --> 01:36:44,674 It's probably only half full! 1423 01:37:42,356 --> 01:37:44,442 Holy shit! 1424 01:38:10,676 --> 01:38:12,428 Darn it... 1425 01:38:16,724 --> 01:38:18,434 Such a crap! 1426 01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:36,786 - Hello, police? - One moment please. 1427 01:38:36,869 --> 01:38:39,139 - Yes, emergency service? - Come to the amusement park right away. 1428 01:38:39,163 --> 01:38:41,332 A kidnapping is taking place here. 1429 01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:44,585 Damn shit... 1430 01:38:50,967 --> 01:38:53,428 - Ziké, is it you? - Yeah, it's my turn. 1431 01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:56,556 - Ziké, get Palmambrogio on the phone. - The fire department is here! 1432 01:38:56,639 --> 01:39:00,143 I don't care about the fire department! Get Palmambrogio on the phone immediately! 1433 01:39:02,311 --> 01:39:04,147 - Palmambrogio? - It's my turn. What's up? 1434 01:39:04,230 --> 01:39:06,500 Do me a favour. Check the third dresser drawer. 1435 01:39:06,524 --> 01:39:09,461 There are negative films there. Bring them here now because I don't have any! 1436 01:39:09,485 --> 01:39:11,863 - Where are you? - Ln Varesine, in the amusement park. 1437 01:39:11,946 --> 01:39:13,715 Please hurry up! I've already called the police! 1438 01:39:13,739 --> 01:39:16,033 - Why the police? - Because it affects her too. 1439 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:18,137 - I'll explain later. Hurry up! - But I'm leaving. 1440 01:39:18,161 --> 01:39:19,972 It can wait! Do me this last favor! 1441 01:39:19,996 --> 01:39:22,623 Otherwise the million was up for grabs. Get over here now! 1442 01:39:22,707 --> 01:39:24,750 Palmambrogio! My fate is in your hands! 1443 01:39:24,834 --> 01:39:26,711 - All right. - Thanks. 1444 01:39:58,784 --> 01:40:01,245 CLOSED UPHOLSTERY 1445 01:41:24,829 --> 01:41:28,332 Excuse me, did you happen to see a photographer? 1446 01:41:31,294 --> 01:41:33,337 What are you talking about? Get out of here! 1447 01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:34,505 No! Attention! 1448 01:41:34,588 --> 01:41:35,673 Palmambrogio! 1449 01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:45,057 Come on, go on! 1450 01:41:53,524 --> 01:41:54,025 Stop! 1451 01:41:54,108 --> 01:41:56,193 All stop! 1452 01:41:58,195 --> 01:41:59,697 Click! 1453 01:42:01,657 --> 01:42:03,242 Click! 1454 01:42:03,951 --> 01:42:06,287 GOD LOVES YOU 1455 01:42:28,184 --> 01:42:29,644 Good day. 1456 01:42:29,727 --> 01:42:32,063 - The lady is Click's wife. - I am pleased. 1457 01:42:32,146 --> 01:42:33,397 All mine. 1458 01:42:33,481 --> 01:42:35,566 - How is he? - Mmm... 1459 01:42:51,499 --> 01:42:53,626 Holy Virgin Mary... 1460 01:43:02,927 --> 01:43:04,720 Good afternoon, Ludovica. 1461 01:43:05,805 --> 01:43:08,099 - Are you the photographer's friend? - Yes. 1462 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:10,351 - I'm Ludovica's husband. - Ah... 1463 01:43:10,434 --> 01:43:11,769 Well, what can you do? 1464 01:43:11,852 --> 01:43:14,772 Unfortunately, things like that happen nowadays. 1465 01:43:14,855 --> 01:43:18,150 But don't worry. We'll take care of the costs. 1466 01:43:18,234 --> 01:43:20,277 Do we want to go dear? 1467 01:43:32,206 --> 01:43:35,251 - Wait here for me. - Fine. 1468 01:43:41,841 --> 01:43:43,092 Hello Click! 1469 01:43:43,175 --> 01:43:46,053 Hey Palmambrogio, you old fat ass! 1470 01:43:46,303 --> 01:43:48,514 Finally showing you up, huh? 1471 01:43:48,597 --> 01:43:51,600 How are you? You look great. 1472 01:43:51,684 --> 01:43:55,896 You know, the professor says you have recovered and will be released tomorrow. 1473 01:43:56,313 --> 01:43:57,416 Take it. - What's this? 1474 01:43:57,440 --> 01:44:01,360 I brought the newspapers for you. They all write about you. 1475 01:44:06,282 --> 01:44:08,659 Success weighs heavily, doesn't it? 1476 01:44:08,742 --> 01:44:11,829 The American agency has already sent the money for the report. 1477 01:44:11,912 --> 01:44:14,331 You know it's a lot of plasticine. 1478 01:44:14,832 --> 01:44:17,501 Yes, and that's just the beginning. 1479 01:44:17,585 --> 01:44:21,338 You will see what else will come from all over the world. 1480 01:44:22,798 --> 01:44:24,258 You were great. 1481 01:44:24,717 --> 01:44:26,594 I underestimated you. 1482 01:44:26,677 --> 01:44:30,222 You were right when you said you were a top notch photographer. 1483 01:44:30,973 --> 01:44:32,766 Do me a favour. 1484 01:44:32,850 --> 01:44:35,936 Tell me where the pages of the report are. - Yes. 1485 01:44:41,150 --> 01:44:43,527 One two... 1486 01:44:43,611 --> 01:44:45,446 They're in color, you know. 1487 01:44:45,529 --> 01:44:46,405 Three. 1488 01:44:46,489 --> 01:44:48,449 Your name is also very big. 1489 01:44:48,532 --> 01:44:49,867 Four. 1490 01:44:50,326 --> 01:44:52,953 Five. Almost five. One line is missing. 1491 01:44:53,037 --> 01:44:54,872 I want to touch it. 1492 01:45:06,217 --> 01:45:08,177 I'll take a look at them. 1493 01:45:10,012 --> 01:45:11,639 Like in the old days, huh? 1494 01:45:13,390 --> 01:45:15,893 Yes exactly. Like in the old days... 1495 01:45:15,976 --> 01:45:17,954 You will see, they will all stand in line... 1496 01:45:17,978 --> 01:45:20,523 to secure the rights to my picture reports. 1497 01:45:20,606 --> 01:45:22,149 My life starts all over again. 1498 01:45:22,233 --> 01:45:26,695 You know, I'll probably move to the USA, or better still to Australia. 1499 01:45:26,779 --> 01:45:28,459 For a capable photographer like me... 1500 01:45:28,489 --> 01:45:31,492 there will be immense opportunities there. You come with me, right? 1501 01:45:32,535 --> 01:45:36,205 Because we could both make a fortune together. 1502 01:45:36,288 --> 01:45:38,666 I take the photos and you write the articles. 1503 01:45:38,749 --> 01:45:40,644 Then we sell the material to all agencies. 1504 01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:43,295 We will of course also let Francesca and the children follow suit. 1505 01:45:43,379 --> 01:45:46,423 We are then a lovely big family. What do you say? 1506 01:45:48,884 --> 01:45:50,386 I thank you. 1507 01:45:52,263 --> 01:45:53,722 Are you crying, you bugger? 1508 01:45:55,599 --> 01:46:00,980 No, I'm just a little cold. I guess I caught a cold. 1509 01:46:01,438 --> 01:46:03,357 Stop fooling me. 1510 01:46:03,440 --> 01:46:05,359 Who do you think I am? 1511 01:46:05,734 --> 01:46:07,671 This morning I persuaded the nurse... 1512 01:46:07,695 --> 01:46:10,322 that she takes off my blindfolds. Everything is okay. 1513 01:46:11,115 --> 01:46:12,449 Do you mean really. 1514 01:46:12,533 --> 01:46:14,853 What the hell did you let the doctors untie you? 1515 01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:17,454 Do you want me to tell you what you're wearing Wait a minute. 1516 01:46:17,538 --> 01:46:20,499 No, don't do that. That could be dangerous. 1517 01:46:27,464 --> 01:46:29,550 You probably never change. 1518 01:46:29,633 --> 01:46:32,261 You always wear this light suit. 1519 01:46:36,181 --> 01:46:38,017 And the tie. 1520 01:46:39,768 --> 01:46:42,229 The black tie. Black like... 1521 01:46:44,690 --> 01:46:46,400 everything else. 1522 01:46:49,153 --> 01:46:51,405 I can not believe it... 1523 01:46:53,282 --> 01:46:55,117 but I don't give a shit. 1524 01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:14,738 That's nice! 1525 01:48:14,822 --> 01:48:16,365 Look! 1526 01:48:21,537 --> 01:48:24,998 - Children! To table! - Come on, children, at the table! 1527 01:48:25,082 --> 01:48:26,834 - We come! - What's delicious today? 1528 01:48:26,917 --> 01:48:28,502 Fish! 1529 01:48:29,128 --> 01:48:31,547 Come on kids. Go wash your hands. 1530 01:48:31,630 --> 01:48:33,882 - Come on, my pretty one. - Mom, look! 1531 01:48:40,597 --> 01:48:42,307 - Palmambrogio? - Hello. 1532 01:48:42,391 --> 01:48:44,685 - Hello! - How did it go today? 1533 01:48:44,768 --> 01:48:47,020 Very good! I caught such a big fish. 1534 01:48:47,104 --> 01:48:48,897 - Even bigger than yesterday's. - Bravo! 1535 01:48:48,981 --> 01:48:53,527 Do you know that such a fish would cost around 3,750 lire? 1536 01:48:53,610 --> 01:48:55,863 You know about prices, don't you? 1537 01:48:56,780 --> 01:48:59,825 Listen, aren't you coming to dinner? - Yes, I'll be right there. 1538 01:48:59,908 --> 01:49:01,368 Do you go ahead. 1539 01:49:01,452 --> 01:49:04,455 It's ready, we're waiting for you. - Yes. 1540 01:49:16,884 --> 01:49:19,261 Hello. - Hello. 1541 01:49:20,262 --> 01:49:23,015 What about the Chinese? Is he pissed off? 1542 01:49:23,515 --> 01:49:26,685 You're going to get Taiwan, don't worry. 1543 01:49:27,311 --> 01:49:29,438 Listen, how is he? - I think good. 1544 01:49:29,521 --> 01:49:32,250 He was in the garden all day playing around with the magnetophone... 1545 01:49:32,274 --> 01:49:33,901 that you gave him. 1546 01:49:33,984 --> 01:49:38,614 Oh yes, at one point he mentioned that he was glad we got married. 1547 01:49:41,283 --> 01:49:45,537 Where is he? Why isn't he coming? - I don't know. Go check it out. 1548 01:49:55,130 --> 01:49:56,673 Click! 1549 01:49:58,008 --> 01:49:59,593 Click! 1550 01:50:09,144 --> 01:50:12,106 It won't do any good, my friend. You won't find me anymore. 1551 01:50:12,189 --> 01:50:15,400 Listen if my calculations from the past few days are correct... 1552 01:50:15,484 --> 01:50:16,652 I would have to do it. 1553 01:50:16,735 --> 01:50:19,988 To the right of the gate, after 229 steps, there is an ampei. 1554 01:50:20,072 --> 01:50:24,243 When I put my hand on the amp button and it turns green, it is noticeably warmer. 1555 01:50:24,326 --> 01:50:26,387 I then cross the street and walk to the train station. 1556 01:50:26,411 --> 01:50:29,414 The only train going into town would stop there at this time. 1557 01:50:29,498 --> 01:50:30,916 Forgive me, Paimambrogio. 1558 01:50:30,999 --> 01:50:33,061 I know you are wasting all your savings... 1559 01:50:33,085 --> 01:50:36,064 To buy a fish every day and hang it on my hook. 1560 01:50:36,088 --> 01:50:37,798 But I'm sick of the fish. 1561 01:50:37,881 --> 01:50:41,385 On the other hand, I understand that you can't hang eggs on the hooks. 1562 01:50:41,468 --> 01:50:43,554 Bye, Paimambrogio. 1563 01:50:43,637 --> 01:50:45,389 You understand me, don't you? 1564 01:50:45,472 --> 01:50:47,683 Life is too good and I... 1565 01:50:47,766 --> 01:50:51,603 well, wounded myself to death here, Paimambrogio. 1566 01:50:51,687 --> 01:50:54,022 See you! Yes, exactly, because I heard on the radio... 1567 01:50:54,106 --> 01:50:55,917 that a device was invented in Sweden... 1568 01:50:55,941 --> 01:50:58,128 with which people whose eyesight is gone can see again. 1569 01:50:58,152 --> 01:50:59,903 I have to go or I'll miss the train. 1570 01:50:59,987 --> 01:51:02,132 Always assuming that I can get over the damned Ampei. 1571 01:51:02,156 --> 01:51:04,408 But I am an optimist! 1572 01:51:18,714 --> 01:51:21,675 One moment! Out of the way! Out of the way! 1573 01:51:22,801 --> 01:51:24,887 I'm sorry, but it's not my fault. 1574 01:51:24,970 --> 01:51:27,806 He suddenly appeared in front of me and... 1575 01:52:11,808 --> 01:52:14,686 I knew you'd show up here, fat girl. 1576 01:52:14,770 --> 01:52:18,148 Tell me, do you just run away like that? - Why, how do you get away? 1577 01:52:18,232 --> 01:52:22,110 Oh, you wanted a heartbreaking ending because you're a poet, I know. 1578 01:52:22,194 --> 01:52:24,863 But I've never liked a heartbreaking ending. 1579 01:52:24,947 --> 01:52:27,574 Yes, you'd better do without it, believe me. 1580 01:52:27,658 --> 01:52:30,369 What? - Hey, it's moving. 1581 01:52:33,914 --> 01:52:37,459 Are you really going away? - Well, it looks like it. 1582 01:52:37,542 --> 01:52:39,336 And me? - Well, how are you going to leave? 1583 01:52:39,419 --> 01:52:41,505 You're not on the train. 1584 01:52:42,839 --> 01:52:45,175 I'll find you again anyway, okay? 1585 01:52:45,258 --> 01:52:47,803 Huh? - Let's talk on the phone! 123894