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��ש���� ��S_TEXT/UTF8Sn�eng�D( C�u@�������� All right, Jeff. Jeff
goes out on the right side.��
f�ϡɁ
� He turns, buttonhooks, turns around,
and if I can't hit you there...��
�C�u@��/i�ءҁ Jeff! If I can't hit you there, then
keep going out and then I'm gonna throw.��͠á��� Helena, you just go straight out. Okay,
everybody ready?��
8C�u��E������ Sally, just go straight out
and then turn, okay?������� Thirteen, 12, four.���C�u��a������ Keep cutting! Keep cutting!�� �C�u���ޠ���� - Six, eight, nine, seven.
- Wrong number.��q�����u Two, three, four, five!��IC�u��Oɠ���� Hike! Come on!��������� I'll throw it from here.
Go, Helena! Go!��
'C�u��e�� That's it!��}������ Al, tag her out! Damn it,
al, tag her!���C�u��������� Al, will you please tag her?��������� Oh, I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna...
I'm gonna make it!��
UC�u��������� I made it! I did it!��������� Oooh.��
�C�u@��I����� Oh, Jesus, this game
needs a dress code!��Ǡá��� Well, if my husband doesn't mind,
Sally, why should you?��C�u@���%����� Yeah,
I don't... I don't mind. I mind.�� ��š�� � That's the third touchdown
you've scored that way, Helena.�� l�����d - Oh, come on.
- I don't mind. I don't mind.���C�u@���m�ȡ Listen, Max, you cover your wife.
It's old hat to you. Right.�������K Let's go. Let's go. Come
on. Okay. Good idea.��qC�u�� [�ġ�� You guys kick off to us. Is
that the way to tag a person?����� What could I do? Come on.��DC�u��<0����� Go, Helena! Go!��
������
� Gotchal��������c quick, pick up the ball.
Pick it and go!��
�C�u��v������ - I quit!
- Hey, Max!��������� But it's not your ball! Maxie!��
�C�u�������� Come on back. I promise,
I'll only tag my wife!��������' Dd��
�C�u�������� Oh, uh, keep it over here.��"C�u���ꠎ��� Max!��Ǡ����E Where can you go
anymore that's different?���C�u@���ؠ���� Can you imagine how many gays
China must have?��ؠ����� Figure 10% of the population,
that's... 80 million.���C�u�������� Fantastic. Don't get so excited.��頽��� So, uh, why'd you separate? I don't know,
exactly.��
'C�u@��-������ Was the sex bad?
No, the sex was good.��[�ϡɁ� You didn't communicate? We did.
Talked all the time. Good stuff too.���C�u@��LE�֡Ё Uh, you weren't compatible? We were.
Did most everything together. Had fun.���̡Ɓ? Then what happened? Well,
he met a black girl with a shaved head.��
�C�u��in����� Oh, Jesus,
how you gonna fight that? Yeah.��>�����o No, no, no, it's not
that marriage has failed.��
�C�u��������� It's that it never worked, okay?����ġ��� Okay. Only now... now people
got the balls to quit, okay?���C�u�������� Okay. But marriage
as an institution...�� ������ � As an institution,
it's antiquated, okay?��
C�u@�������� It hasn't been updated in
2,000 years... 5,000 years!��>�����o Divorce is one of America's
biggest growth industries.�� C�u@��ౠޡ Howard, look, nobody should make up the
rules for marriage except the people in it.��f�š��� - But it's a fascist state.
- Marriage is a fascist state?���C�u��A�š�� I compare it to Italy under Mussolini,
okay? No, not okay!��wC�u@�� ���� Howard, fascism is political.��
'�ܡց
3 The opposite of fascism is freedom, okay?
When you're married, you're in bondage.���C�u��5������ But when you're single,
you're free.�������! Hmm. A triumph of logic.��
fC�u��PK�ȡ You know who the only happily
married couple in this room is?��
�C�u��fs����� Donald and Reggie.��������{ Well, they're newlyweds.
You see,��
�C�u��������� 200 years ago,
you died when you were 40.��ؠ����
You were married for
20 years and that was it.���C�u��������� Today, you live to be 70.�� ������ � They expect you to be
married for 50 years...��
�C�u���|����� To the same person, okay?����ǡ��� In other words, if we died sooner,
marriage would be better?��
fC�u���"����� All right, kid around,
make your jokes.��"�����% Marriage is being swept
into the dustbin of history.���C�u@���D�ʡā Pretty soon, only priests and
nuns are gonna get married, okay?��
U�ˡŁ
\ Howard, what's the matter with
you? Why are you acting this way?���C�u���t����� I'm thinking of getting
married again.�������o I'm joking.
Would I get married again?��
C�u@���ԡ People wouldn't dream of attacking,
say, a black or a chicano at a party,��̠����� but they feel free
to attack married people.��
C�u@��/V����� It's the "in" thing to do. Yeah.��
Ҡ�݁ They know we're married, and they're telling
us marriage is old-fashioned and unnatural.��
�C�u��K����� Don't take it so seriously.�� ������ � Hi, Jeff. Hi, mari.��q�����i Hi, reg. Hi, Donald.��
C�u@��jz�ơ�� There didn't seem to be a
whole lot of married folks there.��
㠲���
� Oh, sure. There was us,
Marv and Sally,��
�C�u���>����� Alice and al, uh,
Helena and Max, Joan and Phil.��������� No, no, they're separated.�� �C�u���Ơ���� Joan and Phil are separated?������� But they were together dancing,
cheek to cheek.��-C�u���7�Сʁ Phil told me now that they're separated,
they really love each other.��}C�u���V����� Mr. dubin, please come
to the front desk.��3�����h Thank you.�� �C�u����� Mari? Baby. Barbara! Hil��"�����O yes! Oh, how are you?�������� I'm fine.
Oh, it's good to see you!���C�u@�������� God, it's been ages.
Yeah, too long.��
f�ݡׁ
m I tried calling you a couple of times,
but your phone was busy or you're not in...��C�u��&*�ʡā - Yeah, I've been in and out.
- God, you... you look marvelous.��O�����V Yeah. I'm divorced.�� >C�u��=ʠ���� Hey, far out, or, uh, hot,
or whatever is the latest.���C�u��R������ - How about you?
- Oh, I'm still married.��O������ Uh-huh.
That we have to talk about.���C�u��r@����� Like all of us, mari,
I was a virgin,�� >����� s got out of school,
worked for awhile, you know.�� �C�u���͠���� I married Stanley, had the kids.��q�¡��� And with every kid I had,
Stanley's stomach got bigger.��"C�u���Ơ���� Now that I'm alone,
everything is a challenge.��������� Everything's a dare.
It's a whole new life.�� >C�u@���ʠ���� I'm having marvelous ups
and marvelous downs.��
������
� And there's risk, drama for
the first time in my life.���C�u���G����� How's everything with you?
Are you still sculpting?��3�����: Yeah. Oh, the work
is good, you know.�� �C�u���G����� The kids are fine.��
U�����
� Jeff and I seem to be making it.�� C�u������� Jeff, ooh. Is he still
a terrific lookin' dude?��[������ Yeah. Yeah, even better.���C�u@��à̡Ɓ It's a bore, isn't it? Banging the
same man all these years? Hmm?��}�¡��� You know, we change positions
once in a while, Barbara.��
�C�u��C����� Well, I've redefined
my sex life.��}������ If you want sex,
you have sex... because it's fun...��C�u��`��� And it's good.��������� A guy I know says,
"even when it's bad, it's good."��}C�u�������� You know something?
After the divorce,��
�����
D I even had my vagina tightened
to make it better.�� �C�u@��� ����� You all right? Here, here.��������� You all right? No, I'm fine.����աρ� Mari, don't be so embarrassed. No,
no, I'm sorry. No, I'm not embarrassed.��
UC�u���I�ɡÁ - You're clearly embarrassed, mari.
- The coffee was very hot.���C�u���S�̡Ɓ Listen, I was embarrassed,
but then I thought to myself, why not?���C�u���^����� I have three children.
I'm a big girl.��������% Why not? It's a perfectly
sensible thing to do.��
UC�u@���ߠǡ�� I know a girl that spent $3,000
at getting her teeth capped.��D�͡ǁK This only cost me 400. Now,
what's more important... that or this?��
UC�u�������� It's a real simple operation.��ؠ����� You should have it. Believe me.��DC�u��6٠���� It has really paid off.��q������ See what I mean?���C�u��Q������ May I borrow your sugar?��������� Oh, sure.���C�u���U����� Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I, uh...�������Q Um, I'd better be
running along, Barbara.�� �C�u��������� Oh, that's all right. I've
got a friend. Come on.��O�����W Oh, no, I'm married.���C�u���x����� So what?���C�u@�� &������ Well, no, I don't think
I was embarrassed.�� ������ � Not at all?��������� Well, I was a little embarrassed. I mean,
after all,���C�u�� A������ you don't hear about a
vagina tightened every day.��
������
� Who doesn't?��`C�u�� Wࠢ��� Go, Andy! Go, number 12!��������� Go, Andy! Yes, sir, 12! Yes!��
�C�u�� �b�ԡ People wanna talk. They're searching
for intimacy and they can't find it.��
������
� We're not like that.���C�u@�� ������ Oh, well, we can be more open
with each other too.��I��݁z How come I can never have a conversation with
you about other things and other people...��
DC�u@�� �ݠ���� Without you always
bringing it back to us?����š��� Are you telling me there's
nothing I don't know about you?�� ����� Tell me something that
I don't know about you or us.���C�u�� �ؠ���� Right here? You
see? Holding back.��
�����
Boy, that bugs me!
I am not holding back.��[C�u�� �T����� I don't have hidden
thoughts. What?���C�u��
������ Well, not many.�� ��ҡ́ � There's nothing wrong with hidden thoughts,
as long as you expose them.���C�u��
0=����� Okay, hide.��������� One more time, Andy!
One more time!��������� Okay.�� �C�u��
QP����� You know when I was
with Barbara? Yeah.��
�C�u@��
dݠ���� A young guy tried to pick me up.��q������ What?��������� See? You don't like that.
I can't tell you anything.���C�u��
�_����� Who said I don't? Okay. Okay.��������� It doesn't bother me.
A young guy? How young?��qC�u@��
���ˡŁ Thompsons, your turn for the
snack bar. Could you wait a minute?�� >����� I We did it last week. How young?��̠����! You're on the roster.��qC�u��
ʰ����� How young? A kid.��
�ӡ́
D I mean, he sat down next to me and
his friend next to Barbara, you know.�� C�u��
� ����� Thank you.
And then what happened?��
������
� L, uh... well, nothing.�� >C�u@��
�m�ġ�� I mean, Barbara just made me
feel so out of it, you know?��Ǡ¡��� So I just sort of went along. I mean,
nothing happened.��C�u�������� I mean, I've heard
of the sexual revolution,��`�����h but I've never had it
sit down so close to me.��
�C�u��0נ���� Why didn't you tell him
you were married?��������� - Oh, I did.
- And?��
'C�u@��F������ That only seemed
to excite him more.��������� And-and you didn't mind,
did you?�� l�ȡn No. It was kind of nice being
attractive to such a young guy.��C�u��j����� Is that right? Hey.�� l����� � Oh. Uh, 45 cents. There ya go.��`C�u@���1�ˡŁ I thought you didn't like 'em
so young... too callow, like boys.��[������ Well,
I don't. But I don't mind them liking me.��"C�u�������� You sure you like
all this honesty?��������� I like it. I like it.��Ǡ����� I'm glad. I'm glad.�� lC�u���}����� - Just don't fool around.
- And if I did?��w������ Just don't! Excuse me.
Your son just scored a goal.��8C�u�������� - Hi, al.
- Alice. Al.��
�����
D Hi, Alice. Top of the mornin'.��OC�u@��+k����� Well, at least we've got
a gorgeous day for the game.��
㠿��� A second stage smog alert
and she calls it gorgeous.��`C�u��B����� No matter what I say,
he says something different.�� ������ � He is very competitive.
I am not.��
�C�u��V������ You're not, huh? No, I'm not.�� l�¡�� � When we go jogging together,
you always try to beat me.���C�u��lC����� He says, "let's race,â€��3�����> I do not. You do too.�� �C�u���q����� Well, you're slow.���ˡŁ He's always criticizing me for
not being a good football player.��3C�u@��������� He always wants me
on the other team.��D�����O Of course.
You're not a good player.�� ��ʡā I am a good wife. I'm a good
mother. I'm a good dress designer.��C�u�������� I am a good lay.��������� Why do I have to be
a good football player too?���C�u����� Am I a good lay or not?��������� Oh, you are. You are!���C�u���0�ġ�� Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go! Come on. Come on.���C�u@��
)����� Come on. I'll race ya.
Let's warm up. I'll race ya.�� ������ � Come on,
come on! You see? See what I mean? Huh?��
�C�u��
3������ Hey, Marv. Al.��
'�����
2 Hey! Ha-hal! How are ya?���C�u��
M������ Hi. Hey, where's the drydens?��
�C�u��
c砝��� No? You're kidding?��
8�����
n Yep. Helena called me.
Separated!�� C�u@��
|������ Helena called you?��D�����y Yeah. Max called
Sally. We're all friends.��
f����� What happened?
Irreconcilable differences.���C�u��
�]�¡�� It's an American epidemic.
They just caught it, is all.��������� That's it?�� >C�u��
������� Yeah. Well, it's going around.��������� So, peasants,
which of you is next?������ - Oh.
- Gol�� �C�u��
� ����� Doctor, they're ready
for you in the massage room.��[�����b No, no, Howard's a good lawyer.�� �C�u��
������� Oh, thank you, Roy, thank you.���ġ��8 Yeah, but if you want a divorce,
you better go elsewhere.�� �C�u�������� Why? I thought he was
a divorce lawyer.�� l����� � He is, but he handles
only women, not men.���C�u@��-q�ԡ These women, he gives them sympathy,
tells them they're still attractive.����ġ��� Tells them their husbands
are rotten. Then he bangs them.���C�u��N����� Of course. It's my duty.��������� I give comfort. I'm a lawyer.��DC�u��c����� The law is not
cut-and-dry, you know.��
f�����
m I'm getting quite good at it.
See, I tell the women,��
�C�u��z������ "I know this is
a bumpy time for you,��O�����V "and sometimes it's good
to talk to somebody...���C�u@����ǡ�� "Who knows what it's about,
what's happening, where it's at.��w������ "Things seem to be breaking
up. Everything's rotten.���C�u���Q����� "And sometimes a person
has to be told...��
Ҡ���� "That they're still attractive,��DC�u���͠���� still desirable, and you are."��������! - And they fall for all that shit?
- Oh, they love it.��C�u���&����� But, of course,
I do it with more feeling.��[������ The better they are,
the less he charges.�� lC�u���%����� And if they're really good...��O�����[ He don't charge 'em at all.��Ǡ����- Oh, you knew that? Oh, yeah.��OC�u��(W����� Anybody having
any marital problems?�������" Roy, aren't you divorced twice? Well,
yeah.���C�u��G������ But next time it's gonna stick,��"�����W 'cause now I know what
I really am looking for.��qC�u��f������ A real old-fashioned romance,��-�����b just like in love story.���C�u��zȠ���� Did you guys see that?��
������
� Love story. Oh.��
�C�u���I����� That's what I'm lookin' for.��
������i What are you talking
about? The girl in that died.��C�u���Ǡ���� Oh.��Ǡ����� Hey, maybe that's what
I'm really looking for.��
�C�u���𠛡�� It's hot in here.���C�u@��3�ɡÁ It's cold in here. Are you kidding,
Marv? It's murder in here.�������8 I want it hot.
It's not hot enough.��
�C�u��U����� Cut it out, Marv!
It's 145 degrees in here.��㠲��� No,
it isn't. It's only 140. Don't lie.�� >C�u��;ؠ���� I'm not lying. It's hot.
Feel my skin.�� ������ � No, no,
no. I don't wanna feel your skin.��C�u��TƠ���� It's cold. Marv,
it's suffocating in here! What is it?���C�u��鯠���� God, Marv, you and Sally?��3�����> You got along so well,
really making it. Not really.���C�u@���ҡ́ But every time we were with you
whenever we saw you together, I mean...����ơ��� Well, I know every marriage has
its problems, but you guys?��
'C�u��*
����� Twenty-three years?
It was all fake.��`�����
No. It was all pretense.�� �C�u��@٠���� Geez. It got to be that way. Playacting,
both of us.���C�u@��V��ޡ It was so phony sometimes, we'd go home and
be sick, but we still kept on doing it.��>�����o Oh. We were wondering
why you dropped out of class.���C�u��v𠷡�� Aah,
we hated that class. Why'd you take it?��[������ I don't know. Everybody's
taking something.���C�u���O����� Hi. You want another drink?�� ������! Yeah. I still can't figure it.���C�u���+����� What happened, Marv?
I don't know!��ݠ����� Everything's so confused,
you know what I mean?���C�u@��²�š�� Police strikes and-and women's
lib and condominiums, uh...��Ǡ����� What has that got to do
with your marriage?���C�u���ʠ���� Huh? I don't know. Something.��D�����x - But what about Sally?
- I don't know who she is.��
�C�u���W����� She disappeared years ago.��������� I think I did too.
What about you?��>C�u@�� ������ Your marriage is rotten, right?�� l����� � Hey, Marv... come on.��������o No. No. We go through
the blahs, but it's...���C�u@��#��ʡā Come on. Come on. Tell me
the truth. You can tell me the truth.��`�ơ��h I'm telling you the truth.
Whenever anybody used to ask me,��
�C�u@��:����� I used to say, "yeah,
mine's great. Just great."��
㠴���
� But I was lying.
You're lying too, right?��D�ǡ��9 I'm not lying. Yeah? What about
that chick you were banging?��qC�u��]͠���� I apologized for banging
that girl seven years ago.��ݠ����� I'm sorry your feelings
are hurt.��DC�u��r*�ɡÁ - Does mari know?
- You know, she hasn't been an angel either.��O������ We worked all that out
years ago.���C�u��������� Yeah, you guys got
a good marriage.�� ������� I don't believe it.�� �C�u���/����� Hi, pop. Hi, Charlie.��
������� You wanna watch that in the other room,
please?��
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�C�u@��#������ Marv. I just left him.��w������ But we just saw them.
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condominiums.���C�u@��l��͡ǁ Well, what does that have to do
with their marriage? I don't know.�� �¡�� Jesus. All that kissing
and hugging and stuff they did.���C�u@���}����� I mean, that was
an academy-award performance.����¡��c Is that all you have to say?
You don't seem very upset.���C�u���r����� I'm ashamed.��3�����g Ashamed?���C�u���⠎��� Yes.��������� Hey, come on.
Stop holding things back.��"C�u@���
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happy they're getting divorced.��ݠ���� I'm sorry.
But I'm glad it's not me.���C�u��������� I mean, I'm glad
it's them and not us.��������� - Do you know what I mean?
- Hi, dad.�� �C�u@������� Oh, hello, boys. Come on,
dad. Can we go now?��
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� Where are we going? Mom promised
you'd take us for a hamburger and skating.���C�u@��&y����� You what?
Well, I said we'd all go.��
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Were you planning on letting me
know? This is what I'm talking about.��3C�u@��;Ѡ���� You never tell me
anything! I do too.��I�����U You don't! What is this?�� >��� They break up and we get into
an argument? Who broke up?���C�u@��X~����� Will you get in the car?
Probably the coopers.���ҡ́> You see what happens if you
marry a girl with a pair of tits like that?���C�u��o������ Hey!����ҡ́+ Hey, sex maniac, is that any way
to talk in front of an eight-year-old?��qC�u���j����� Go ahead.���C�u��� �ߡف The reason I don't tell you things sometimes
is because you get sulky and defensive.�������K Name once.�� �C�u@����ϡɁ The time I told you about that young
man picking me up with Barbara.��
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� Okay, that's once. Okay.����͡ǁc Um, last week at the squibs's,
you hogged the entire conversation.���C�u���F����� I had something to say!
Well, so did I!������� Well,
why didn't you say it? Assert yourself.���C�u��������� When I assert myself,
you have problems. I do not!��̠����� See? You're getting
defensive right now.�� lC�u��
������ You call this defensive?�� ������ Was I really hogging
the conversation?�� �C�u��&m����� Was I really
not being assertive?��ݠ���� Hey, you know something?��
�C�u��=f����� Everybody's breakin' up
and I don't understand why.��
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be right here behind you.���C�u���#����� This feels good. Real good.��������
� I love it. I really do.��
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Charlie's doing.���C�u��ϊ����� Ohh!��"�����: Oooh! Walter.��qC�u���f����� No talking. No talking. Whoops.��
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and talk at the same time.��
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Jeff. My god.��
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� What are you doing here? Hey,
how else you gonna keep in shape?���C�u@��.ڠˡŁ Jesus, Walter, it's been how long?
It's been seven, eight years.�� 頸��� � Yeah, it's a long time.
Do you know the boys?�� >�����c Oh, no, not this big guy.
Andy, dick.��"C�u@��J������ I'm Walter Holmes.
How are you? Charlie.�� ��͡ǁ � Nice to meet ya. Nice to meet ya.
We went to high school together.��
8C�u��^������ Yes. They don't care.���֡Ё It's wonderful to see you with the
kids. It's beautiful. Oh, great, thanks.��
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with you? I'm divorced.��������� Ah. Third time.�� �����
� Wow. Yeah,
I just got married again, though.�� �C�u���Y�Сʁ You know, I need to be in love. I
can't live without the aggravation.���C�u���c����� Oh, sorry.��C�u@�������� Yeah. I was married to two Americans,
one Israeli.��
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Oh, the Israeli, please. Now I
know why they won the six-day war.��}C�u��פ����� Hey, thank you.�� ��ѡˁ � Anyway, I'm trying a change of pace now,
you know. This one's Italian.��
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try to change my luck. How you doing?��
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� Oh, we're still together. Still?��
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were with the kids, you know.���C�u@����� Oh, no, no, no. We're... we're making it.
There's, uh...�������= There's mari now.
She's taking her lesson.��������i Mari! Hi.��"C�u��3������ Hey, she kept nice. Oh, yeah.��
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� What have you been up
to? You still a plumber? Yeah.��IC�u@��P��Сʁ I'm still a plumber, but I'm tryin'
to get into the acting full-time.��
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\ - Have you gotten any parts?
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was a doorman. Oh.��
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� It's a bit part, you know?
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8C�u�������� Well,
acting's a rough business. Yeah.�� ������ � You know, lately,
I've been doing, uh, skin flicks.���C�u���Ҡ���� No kidding? Yeah.��-�����b Pornos? Supreme court stuff.��"C�u��������� Soft core? No.��������� Hard core. Yeah.�� l�����o It's the only acting work
I can get.���C�u���Š���� Listen, that's why
I'm learning to skate.��Ǡ����� My next film is called
rollerbang.��
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to have the paper route.��������� I mean, you...
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watching and the lights, the camera and...��>�����o Yeah.��
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ridiculously old-fashioned,��3�ġ��h being married only once is becoming,
well, rather square.���C�u@���J����� Oooh, you can look all you want,
but it's true.���ޡ I've pulled myself out of consciousness
two, man, and I'm into consciousness three.��C�u���z�� And just as virginity is now
ridiculously old-fashioned,��
㠯���
� being married once
is very passé.�� C�u��������� You just said that! Your
social image is colorless,�������' conventional,
awfully middle class.��-C�u���ܠ���� I'm not middle class.
Yes, you are.�� 頺���
Okay, I plead guilty.
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the f.M.'S... the formerly married.�� ������ � Marvelous! They saved my life.��C�u@�������� Whenever you're invited to a dinner party,
everyone knows who you're going to show up with.�������
You've been showing up
with her for 15 years already.��
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and you show up with a new lady...��3C�u�� ������ Aaah... or two new ladies...��D�����y Aaah... or a Chinese chick.��-C�u@�59����� Socially, your stock is higher.��
��͡ǁ
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you generally move into a new apartment,��
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meet new friends.��
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� Your personality takes
on new facets...��
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interesting to your old friends.��
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� Who's interested in
married people anymore?��-C�u��������� Ooo0-000h.��
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D Hi. Jeff, this is liu.�� �C�u��������� L-I-u. How about that?��q������ - Liu is taking her ph.D. At ucla.
- Uh-huh.���C�u���:����� Darling, hi. Hi.��`������ And this... this is Carol.���C�u���u����� Carol is taking her masters
in physics, aren't you?��-�����8 Thermodynamics. Thermodynamics!��lC�u�������� Now, do you know why
everything's so confused?��[�����b - Let's go, sweetie.
- Jeff, you're with Carol.���C�u��3����� Oh.��}������ Uh, okay. Uh...��
㠏���� Marv?�� >C�u��2h����� Uh, Marv?��DC�u��V�š�� You know, I heard that... that
raw fish is an aphrodisiac.��I�����z Did you hear that?���C�u��n3����� Well,
certainly the oysters are. Am I right?��l�����o Well, thank you
for the lunch, Jeff.���C�u��������� You are an interesting man.
Oh, thank you.�� >����� I I am?��D������ Well, here's my card. Call me.��
UC�u���{����� Uh... oh, thanks.��
������� Bye.��[C�u������� Jeff. Hi, Jeff.��������� Oh, hi there.��DC�u�������� Sayonara, Jeff.���C�u���n����� Oh, yeah, sayonara.��������
3 Bye, Barbara.��"C�u��𠔡�� Good luck.��qC�u��(l����� Eighty percent chance
of showers in the area.��-C�u��<������ Now, for the top story
of the day.��qC�u��w����� Dd��wC�u@��������� Hello, boys. Hi, dad.��������� Hi, dad. Where's mom?����ӡ́� She went next door to the squibs's.
Said you should go there right away.��-C�u��������� Okay. See you in a bit. Okay,
bye.������� Oh, man.��IC�u���;����� Mari?�� l����� s Hi. Alice. Hi, Jeff.���C�u���C����� Mari?��Ǡ����� Listen,
il... I hope I'm not interrupting anything.��C�u��P����� Oh, no, no, no, no,
it's all right. I'm okay.�� l����� � Okay?��������n Al and I just separated.��
8C�u��1,����� Al and you just separated?��3�š��g Yeah. Oh, we just didn't cooperate,
no matter what it was.��fC�u��O&����� If I wanted to do one thing,
he wanted to do another.���C�u��gm����� Good to see you, my friend. Al.���C�u��{#����� Thanks. Want some coffee?��3�����> Oh, no, thanks.���C�u��������� Oh, hey, listen, here.
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��ہ Getting a divorce is gonna be the first
cooperative thing between us since we married.�������! Hmm.��
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one another.�� ������ � No, no, no, no.
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- No, it wasn't.��
������
� - Yes, it was.
- It was not!���C�u@��lD����� You were too quick on the draw
and I took a long time.��
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You had no consideration.��>C�u@�����͡ǁ Well, I went to that sex clinic
like you wanted, for Christ sakes.��[������ Yes, but you slept
with the nurse there.��
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with the doctor there.��wC�u���[����� He was trying to help us.��"�����% So was she trying to help us!��������� Quick draw.��"C�u���䠲��� Funny, I had no problem
with the nurse.��������� I held out with her
for hours. Ha-hal���C�u���1����� on!���C�u��\@����� Go. Go! Yes, ma'am! Ah!�� ������ � Hit it! Yes! Yes.��OC�u��t3����� Yes! Touchdown! Touchdown!��Ǡ����� Come here.��������� J we could tumble
like a weed in the wind &���C�u��������� j or we could scatter
like the sand in a storm j��UC�u���9�¡�� j or we could stand like an
oak and laugh at the joke j��'C�u������� j that the love we had
was gone j����� j and give each other love
every day j���C�u���"����� j a little goes
a long, long way j���C�u���٠���� j and we could have it all &��
f�����
� j and we could have it all j���C�u@��%"����� come on, baby. Where we going?�� >�ˡŁ J I bet it's the same place you
took me for my birthday last year.����ԡ I told you, it's a surprise. Now,
go around the other side and hold this.��DC�u��x:�ǡ�� I bet you it's that big Russian
restaurant. What's its name?��ޠ����� Uh-uh. Oh, god, I'm starving.��`C�u��������� Relax and enjoy it.��
f�����
m Is it chasen's? Just tell me,
is it chasen's?��3C�u@���l�ءҁ Darling, chasen's is at the other end
of town. I know, but you're fooling me.��O�ޡV You're gonna drive around and around, then
make a u-turn and we'll eat at chasen's.��-C�u��������� God, I love chasen's.
Oh, cover your eyes.�� ������ � Now? Now.�� lC�u�� ����� Dd���C�u�� >������ Okay, you can come out.
Watch your head.��
������d Oh! Ta-dum.��
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me here first?���C�u@�� ������� Yeah,
but not for a birthday. Come on.�� �ҡ́
We're always talking about doing
something different, avoiding routine.���C�u@�� ��� I know, but this is... and besides,
the food's great here.��ؠɡÁ
This is my birthday. Hey,
you're really surprised, aren't you?��DC�u@�� �@����� I know this is just a trick,��3��߁h and at the last minute, you're gonna turn me
around and we're gonna go to chasen's, right?��JC�u@�� �
����� What do you wanna have? Uh...��D�����y Oh, I know.
We'll have two hot dogs...�� l������ And two hamburgers with mustard and relish,
please.���C�u�� �M����� It's my birthday.��
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� That's good, man.���C�u��!!�� Mmm.��̠����
\ Oh. Oh, boy. Ta-dum!���C�u��!]栌��� Dd���C�u��!�D����� Happy birthday, darling.
Thank you.��q�����y It's such a beautiful,
beautiful birthday.��
�C�u��!�3����� And, honey.�� �ġ�� Yeah? While you're finishing your hot dog,
think of this.��lC�u��!�렷��� I'm not wearing anything
underneath my coat.��`������ You're kidding?��qC�u��!������ You're not kidding.���C�u��":����� Whoa.���C�u��"+����� Well, is assertive good or not?��I�����Q It's just like we're kids
again. Remember?���C�u��"F����� Oh, it's better now.
Really? Tell me.��̠����� Oh, we didn't know
a damn thing then.�� lC�u@�"^W����� Yeah, but it was fun learning.����Ρȁ� Do you remember when my mother
used to work on Saturday mornings...��-C�u@��"{������ And you used to come over?��
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� Yeah, and you'd be wearing that
flowered bathrobe with nothing underneath.��
�C�u��"��ǡ�� Mm-hmm. What'd you do,
forget to put on anything underneath?��I�����z Mm-hmm. Just like tonight.��"C�u��"������� You know what I'd
like to do now? What?��
������
� You know what
I'd like to do now.�� �C�u��"�,����� Now? Now.�� �C�u��"������ Mari, stop it. Are you crazy?
We're gonna crash.��-�����8 We won't make it ho... home.��qC�u��"������� Then why go home?��qC�u��#m����� What are you doing?��������� Cuff links.
I had to wear cuff links.�� ������� Oh, no. Yeah.���C�u��#8������ Oh, hurry up. I am. Oh,
god, I broke it.��
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� So what. Yeah, so what.��C�u��#_o����� Oh, honey.�� >C�u��#| ���� Oh, god!��������� What? The cops!��Ǡ����{ Oh, shit! Oh, damn!�� C�u@��#�\����� Get off. Oh, god.��"�����&