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you know this is a showdown right Kimiko
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you know those boots make you look like
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a dweeb right Jack so not the case
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these Shen Gong Wu the Jetbootsu
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allow me to defy gravity you might as
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well say bye-bye to the monkey staff cuz
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that one's as good as mine - you wish
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Fist of Tebigong
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like that's going to work I'm defying
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gravity remember classic miscalculation
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your hospital head is
insured your defeat
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hey check it baby
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the Fist of Tebigong is mine
the Jetbootsu are mine hey
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what's this the monkey staff is mine
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I have the agility and
the balance of a monkey
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hey and a really cool tail
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this waters cold
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I'm telling you I don't know how my
cousin Nessie stands living here
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Course if he asked me she
likes all the attention
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hey look it's the
Loch Ness monster
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hey look it's the
Loch Ness monster
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see
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Oh Kimiko Pease
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do not feel sad
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I don't I don't need your
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pity either
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I was really going to point
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out that you could not expect to do
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better as you're a girl
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Pardon me?
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Since we met I have been studying all
about girls from the 7th century poem
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the ancient guide to female
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yes
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it tells us that your talents lies
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elsewhere in the
kitchen for example
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don't be so hard on Kimiko
she was just trying
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to do a level best which was
pretty good considering
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considering what?
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considering you're
such a hothead
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I believe her failure was due to her
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lack of upper-body strength
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I'll show you upper-body strength
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look out she might use her
slip and fall move on you
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Shen Gong Wu alert
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what do we got?
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The Tangle Web Comb
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cool what does it do?
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oh man that's hairy
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let's quit dilly-dallying
and go get it
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nowhere to go it's here baby
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here?
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As in right here?
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that's what here traditionally means
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right here
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This ones all mine
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Kim's right.
it should definitely be hers
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she has to replace the one she just lost
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sorry
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I mean the two she just lost
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it's a... comb
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cute
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I think it's great you
found a comb Kimiko
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oh yes accessorizing is
within your talents as a female
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stand back and prepare
to be impressed
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Tangle Web Comb
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Oh yeah.
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I am so...
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in trouble
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hey
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I don't think she's using it right
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you guys want to go look
through clinical stuff?
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I have never look through a girl stuff before
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This shall be enlightening
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hey.
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Touch my stuff and I'll...
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Kimiko?
Are you in need of assistance?
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no.
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I just need to practice.
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the Tangle Web Comb is a
difficult Shen Gong Wu to master
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it requires absolute focus
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I am so all about absolute focus
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I never met an accessory I couldn't handle
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I see
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Thanks
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But there's something
wrong with that
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stupid comb I was
totally focused
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is that so
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then please demonstrate
your tremendous focus
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How?
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pour some tea
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is this a joke?
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it requires absolute focus to
successfully pour tea from
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that pot into those cups
without spilling a single drop
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alright this is a
serious waste of time
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See? Totally focus.
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these candy most unpleasant
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that's cause it's lipsticks
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oops I think
I deleted something
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Hey. That's my
lipstick and my PDA.
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keep pouring Kimiko
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Look guy,s Kimiko serving up Tea
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The traditional female role
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tea sure would hit the
spot right about now
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are you making cookies we could
use cookies or something
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oh yes something
tastier than this
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Master Fung
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- keep pouring
- But,
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you must drown out all
distractions quiet the storm of
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your mind only then will
you achieve absolute focus
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the next one will be perfect
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I'm very surprised
Kimiko can lift such a
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heavy pot with her
delicate female arms
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What?
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wanna bet chores on when Kimiko will
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find her focus this century or next
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I'm loving this I have a tail
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see I'm happy
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look at me
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I'm a monkey in a tree
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we have world domination to plan
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what's the point of world
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domination if you can't
have a little fun
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Keep it down up there
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I hate when my
parents have parties
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Drop the Monkey Staff.
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the longer you hold it the more
monkey-like you will become
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I don't see it.
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Intruder alert
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Excuse me.
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sorry I don't know
anybody was down here
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what do you want?
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trying to get away from the party
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boring
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standard for my folks parties
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stop fest to go go
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so are you Jack?
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they're all talking about upstairs
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they're talking about me?
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what are they saying are
they calling me a genius?
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More like weirdo
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weirdo?
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What so weird about me?
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My monkey strength.
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hey stop touching
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you know this screams
evil lair of a
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supervillain intent on
taking over the world
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really
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yeah I like
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Indeed.
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what an intriguing young woman
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out.
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All right
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You don't haveto shriek.
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monkey-face freak
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a monkey-face freak who
takes care of business
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if only you could deal with the
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Xiaolin warriors as effectively
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I am sensing a new Shen Gong Wu
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- the Golden Tiger Claws
- Golden Tiger Claws
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Golden Tiger Claws
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what are the Golden Tiger Claws?
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Tiger Claws made of gold...
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Spill it woman
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whoever wields them can transport
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themselves to any location they choose
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we must retrieve them with the Tiger
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claws in our arsenal we shall be
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invincible
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you think I could get a
tire swing install in here?
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Golden Tiger Claws are
inside that palace?
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that's what this rash is telling me
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Wonder if there's an
ointment for this
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how do we get in there?
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maybe if we knockon the
door and ask real nice like
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that's the Emperor's Palace they don't
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just let anybody in there
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we need connections
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oh no worries I'll
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call my dad
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Moshi Moshi Papa, Kimiko, yeah I
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needed a few invites to
the Emperor's Palace
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no way, not going to happen
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not in this lifetime
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really?
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Do I have to?
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all right
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well?
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We're in,
but there's a catch
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Shut it.
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I think Kimiko clothing
is most appropriate
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she at last resembles a girl
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where your formal duds Omi?
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these are my formal robes Clay
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thread count is slightly higher
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notice the exquisite sheen
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let's find these
Tiger claws and bail
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Are you planning on walking
three steps behind us
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no I'm planning on
leaving you in my dust
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be careful or you'll fall
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need a hand?
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what I need is for you
to get out of my way
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Stupid kimono
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you can do this. Focus.
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Kim's looking wobbly anybody
want to double our bet?
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say two weeks of chores
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Focus
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any sign of the claws?
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these are lion's claws
very similar
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but no dice
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Oh dice are we
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looking for dice too?
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nothing here but
dust bunnies
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I know it's down here
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somewhere but but but
more down then here
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there's a door
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a staircase into the darkness
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- how very...
- creepy?
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- yes
- after you Kimiko
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unless you're scared
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oh yes females are easily frightened
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you're lucky you're cute Omi
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can anyone see anything?
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what's that moaning?
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Quit your incesive moaning
and get the Tiger Claws
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you fool
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can't help it I'm
banana nauseated
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Its Jack and he's headed towards
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the Tiger claws
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so don't need this right now
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jackbots get rid of them now and give me
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some ginger ale
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Yes sir.
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Thanks.
you could crush them now
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Water
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Earth.
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thanks for dropping by or just dropping
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Wind.
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why do you build these stupid machines?
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they are useless
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My mom said I needed a hobby
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that's better now for the claws
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Fire.
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sweet I challenge you to a
xiaolin showdown
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name your game Jack
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raced across the bridges
first one all the wins
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what do you say Kimiko?
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I say let's go Xiaolin Showdown
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Gong Yi Tanpai
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might be better if I was wearing high-tops
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Get in the game girl
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Anyone want to double our
little wager again Omi?
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Clay?
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Okay
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this is too easy
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that's a good look for you
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stupid showdown
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hey what's keeping you
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it helps if you don't fall on your butt
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tangle web comb
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Uh-oh.
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No.
Let me go you stupid...
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you must drown out all distractions
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quiet the storm of your mind only then
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will you achieve absolute focus
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The Tiger Claws are mi...
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Hey.
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It work.
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big deal you got the monkey staff
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She has achieve absolute focus
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Too bad i I'm only...
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one
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small
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step
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No.
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told you she would
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looks like you win
the bet partner
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I never doubted her for a second
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we shall do all your chores for
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the next week
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for the next four weeks
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we doubled twice remember?
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actually I was
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hoping you would forget
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How'd you like me now?
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good job
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You whipped Jack butt good
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Kimiko you have taught
me much about the
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strength of women I now completely
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understand modern females
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let's just say you've
made a step in the right
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direction which is good I'm hoping to
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get a little more respect around here
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you got it monkey-butt
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Girls have tails?
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I cannot believe
your incompetence
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you lost another
Xiaolin Showdown
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couldn't help it I had bananas
and tire swings on my mind
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more importantly you
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underestimated your opponent
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there must be other compitent human
in this realm I could work with
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I'm your girl
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crush her
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call me Katnappe
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meow
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Evil diva
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She is evil
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My dear girl
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