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Previously in What About Brian:
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- I had fun last night.
- Yeah, I did, too.
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We start with ovulation induction.
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If this is the way it has to be,
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I don't want to have a baby at all.
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Have you been thinking about the open marriage?
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Sure, I have.
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- Dave.
- Suzanne.
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What are you doing here?
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I was out doing errands.
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Come in?
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I saw brian. Where's he been all day?
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With me. We had a hard time gettin' out of the house.
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Brian, it's marjorie.
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When I see you with someone like lisa B.,
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It's hard not to wonder "what if?"
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Richard, right? Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Sorry we're late. There was a hole.
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That guy?
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Okay, no putting in the house, please.
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Eh, eh, eh, eh. Lethal weapon.
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Hand it over. Thank you.
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Hey, maybe maria will take you and your sister miniature golfing today, huh?
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Yay!
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I love miniature golf.
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Maria's coming today?
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Yeah, I got stuff to do.
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- What kind of stuff?
- Uh, I got a haircut at 11:00,
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uh, yoga, the cleaners.
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Just, you know, stuff.
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Yeah.
Girls can't come with you?
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Well, honey, I make these appointments on the weekends
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'cause you usually watch the girls,
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but you're going golfing, so I just got the sitter.
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Right. Right.
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What's up with you?
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You've been weird all morning.
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Really? Noticeably weird?
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How would you rate my weirdness on a scale of one to ten, deena?
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Why are you taking your computer with you?
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'Cause I have to show brian something.
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Feet straight.
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I can do it.
You just aim, and...
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tap it.
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Well, you just gotta learn to read the green.
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You know, I'm a doctor.
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I'm thinking golf is cliche.
Maybe tennis?
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Golf is never cliche.
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Angelo, take off that hat.
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I'm not playing golf with you in that hat.
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At least I can take my hat off.
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Your hair-- you're stuck with that.
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Here, show her how to putt, bri.
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I gotta get my clubs.
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Oh, hey, do you and, uh,
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lisa wanna come over tonight?
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Oh, honey, I can't tonight.
I'm on call.
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No, she's not.
She just doesn't like lisa.
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Adam...
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I am on call, and I don't dislike lisa. I like her.
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We all like her.
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I know. I heard your message last night.
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There's dave.
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- Nicole is coming by later.
- What for?
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Uh, she has some wedding ideas for you.
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- Ciao, bella.
- Let's go.
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Bye.
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Lisa heard your message, too.
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The "what if" didn't go over too well.
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Oh, god.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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I keep trying to make things right,
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and then I just go and mess it up.
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Marjorie, I like this girl.
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I mean, she's at my apartment right now working on her clothes,
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waiting for me to get home,
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and for the first time ever, I-i wanna get home.
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I want this to work, and I need you to help me make it work, okay?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Bye, honey.
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Bye. Have fun.
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Come on, nancy.
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Can't you drive any faster?
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I don't think this thing goes any faster.
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Tee time's at 10:00, and, uh,
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brian's gotta do his little girly stretch routine.
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oh, you're goin' down.
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Yeah, hey, dude, where are the breakfast burritos?
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Yeah, are there two beans and cheeses?
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Please learn how to say it correctly.
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- I am.
- No, you're not.
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Beans and cheeses.
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- Dude, where's the bag?
- He forgot them.
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Don't joke about juanita's breakfast burritos.
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You know I take this very seriously.
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No beans and cheeses?
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It's bean and cheese.
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That's what I said.
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No, it isn't.
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That time juanita moved her truck,
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we couldn't find her for months.
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It was like losing a parent.
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He doesn't have them.
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How could you?
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That's your most important job.
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Not having those burritos--
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it's worse than being seen with angelo with that stupid hat.
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It's my lucky hat.
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Yeah, how lucky could it be?
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Dave forgot the burritos.
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Enough with the burritos.
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Life goes on without the burritos, okay?
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They're not even that good anyway.
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They're filled with lard and egg product and juanita'special sauce.
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I don't know what's in it.
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Do you? Does anybody?
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Huh? Has anybody taken a good look at juanita?
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I mean, taken a real good look at her?
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What are you doing, dave?
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What's up, dude?
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I think deena's doing it.
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Doing what?
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I think she's sleeping with another guy.
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So I'm filming larissa's birthday party.
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Happy, happy, happy.
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Just watch.
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Looks like a normal conversation, right?
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Okay, right there.
He pushes her.
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What the hell's that?
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All right. Watch this.
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All right, now see,
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right there behind the glass.
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You see that?
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They're fighting.
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I don't know, guys.
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Am I being paranoid here?
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What do you think?
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That is the worst dinosaur performance I've ever seen.
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Angelo.
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What? What?
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He's worried about deena fighting with this other guy.
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Yeah, come on, it could be anything.
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Yeah, not if you're having an open marriage.
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You're having an open marriage?
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Yeah, we talked about it,
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okay? That's all.
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It got us goin', but we never...
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we know this guy, okay?
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His daughter is larissa's best friend.
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Maybe that's what they were fighting about--the girls.
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Come on, bri. They're 5.
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In italy, people fight all the time.
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Perfect strangers fight like this for a parking space.
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In america, people don't get into it like that unless...
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What?
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What? Whatever it is,
just say it.
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Unless there's...
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somethin' sexual goin' on.
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I mean, that's what you're thinkin', right, dave,
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that because of this fight, something sexual's going on?
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Thank you for supporting the los angeles county ranger girls. That'll be $12.
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Yeah, okay, no, thanks.
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You're wrong, adam.
It's not sexual. Sorry.
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Do you fight with the cable guy like that, huh--your boss?
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Nicole has been arguing a lot lately.
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It's kind of scary.
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Don't you want to support the los angeles county ranger girls?
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Here, I'll tell you what.
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I am gonna give you-- let's see.
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I've got $5, okay?
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You know when your daddy's in a bad mood
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and you have to stay away from him all day?
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Okay, that's what's going on here, all right?
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So just take the $5 and go.
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Just go. Just go now.
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Marjorie and I fight like this sometimes,
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but it's only because we're so hot for each other.
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You know?
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Nine times out of ten, we end up in the sack afterwards.
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I mean, that's the best kind of sex anyway.
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Not helping.
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It's $12 for the wash.
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We're trying to raise money to buy a motorized wheelchair
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for one of our members who has a spinal cord injury.
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Not that guy.
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I see that guy all the time when I'm dropping off the kids.
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Jerk!
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Hi.
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Hey. Uh, larissa just-- she left her sweater over at the house.
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I got it in my car.
I thought I would stop by.
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Uh, dave's not home.
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- You can't come to my house.
- I know.
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I just-- I've been trying to call.
I want to apologize.
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Can I just-- can I just come in?
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Just for a minute?
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But I thought you guys had agreed to this open marriage thing.
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Well, we did.
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It's just that dave and I said we wouldn't tell each other,
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but then to have you here in our home...
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- it made me see--
- I know.
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I brought you something.
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Oh, richard.
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Just--just let me-- let me give it to you,
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and you can--you can...
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take it and throw it in the trash if you want.
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It's--it's nothing. It's... nothing.
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It's me saying I'm sorry.
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It's something.
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They were selling 'em at school.
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So if anybody asks you where you got it,
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you can just say that, you know,
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you donated money to a new gym or something. I don't know.
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It's a wish necklace, and you're...
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and you're supposed to wear it until this little string breaks,
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and then when it breaks, your wish comes true.
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Am I gonna see you again?
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Coming.
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Hi.
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H i.
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Brian's not here.
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No, I know. I came by to see you, actually.
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Brian said that you'd be here working.
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Uh, yeah. Come on in.
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Are these your clothes?
These are-- these are really great.
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Thanks.
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Listen, the reason that I came by
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is I just wanted to tell you that I know what it's like to come into this--
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this group--
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that's really close-knit and be the new girlfriend.
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I mean, that's how I was with adam, and I just...
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I hope that we can be friends.
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Well, sometimes it seems like you wanna be more
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than friends... with brian.
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Well, I don't. You know, we're like brother and sister.
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Yeah, uh, you know, I have a brother,
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and I never left him a message saying, "what if?"
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That was a mistake.
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We're just friends.
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I see.
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Okay, well...
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I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have come.
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You know, come by the shop.
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I'll give you a discount.
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On the first tee...
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Why'd we send angelo?
He can barely speak english.
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My friend is very sick, sir...
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maybe they'll take pity on him.
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Oh, come on, angelo.
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Make this happen.
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What's he gonna do, pretend they don't have clocks in italy?
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We missed our tee time.
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He can say our plane was delayed.
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Yeah, we flew in from rome to play on a public course...
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in griffith park.
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I'll go see what's up.
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I can't believe this.
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I know. It's a disaster.
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I'm not talking about our tee time.
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I'm talking about my marriage.
262
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,263
Your open marriage.
263
00:12:11,577 --> 00:12:14,127
Deena wasn't supposed to screw someone that we know.
264
00:12:14,169 --> 00:12:15,576
Was that one of the rules?
265
00:12:15,599 --> 00:12:17,098
I don't know.
I don't remember.
266
00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:18,376
How can you not remember?
267
00:12:18,394 --> 00:12:20,494
'Cause she told me to find a girl to have sex with,
268
00:12:20,528 --> 00:12:22,530
and then I kinda stopped listening after that.
269
00:12:22,563 --> 00:12:23,768
It's not gonna happen, guys.
270
00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:24,838
I don't understand that.
271
00:12:24,856 --> 00:12:27,104
- No tee times for the rest of the day.
- Damn it!
272
00:12:27,141 --> 00:12:28,896
What is wrong in america, huh?
273
00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:30,101
Why all these rules?
274
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,000
We just want to play, and they stop us.
275
00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:33,927
It's a game.
It's a game for relaxing!
276
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:35,908
Okay. That's okay.
We can fix this.
277
00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,347
Where else can we play?
278
00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:38,671
There's a par 3 at rancho park.
279
00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,665
Yeah, par 3 is like having sex with the ugly girl
280
00:12:40,732 --> 00:12:42,466
because she's the only one there.
281
00:12:42,604 --> 00:12:44,015
I don't wanna play golf.
282
00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:46,447
- You don't wanna play?
- No, I told you.
283
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,553
Come on, dave.
284
00:12:47,795 --> 00:12:48,912
I don't wanna play.
285
00:12:49,219 --> 00:12:50,454
What do you wanna do?
286
00:12:58,585 --> 00:13:01,408
Okay, she did say that her haircut was at 11:00.
287
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,332
She didn't say anything about going to a market.
288
00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,828
Don't you think that's a little odd?
289
00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:12,554
Dave, maybe she's buying gum.
290
00:13:12,599 --> 00:13:14,523
- You're losin' it.
- What does she need gum for?
291
00:13:14,555 --> 00:13:17,546
- What, now she wants fresh breath?
- Maybe she's buying rubbers.
292
00:13:17,886 --> 00:13:18,766
What?!
293
00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:19,780
There goes golf.
294
00:13:19,797 --> 00:13:20,845
He just killed it forever.
295
00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:22,518
Hey, dumb-ass, this is his wife here.
296
00:13:22,545 --> 00:13:24,309
Yeah, I call it like I see it.
297
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,308
What the hell is that?
298
00:13:28,197 --> 00:13:29,844
It's definitely not rubbers.
299
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:31,356
Bottle of champagne.
300
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,485
Yeah, maybe the rubbers in the bottom of the bag.
301
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:42,001
She's got such a nice tush.
302
00:13:42,451 --> 00:13:43,451
"Tush"?
303
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,324
Why didn't I ever tell her she's got a nice tush?
304
00:13:46,363 --> 00:13:48,685
- She's got a nice rack, too.
- Okay.
305
00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:11,584
Let that be a lesson to you boys.
306
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,917
Don't forget to tell your wives they have nice asses.
307
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,542
I like nicole's boobs best.
308
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:16,839
They're so perky.
309
00:14:16,912 --> 00:14:18,160
Please, I'm begging you.
310
00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:20,570
Well, what can I say?
Your sister has nice boobs.
311
00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:24,416
Lisa B. Has a great stomach--
312
00:14:24,811 --> 00:14:26,752
so smooth with this little curve.
313
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,952
- What?
- Just waiting for the "but," you know?
314
00:14:32,996 --> 00:14:36,827
"Lisa B. Has a great stomach, but her hips are too wide.
315
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:38,209
Her legs are stubby.
316
00:14:38,302 --> 00:14:39,702
Her nose has an enlarged pore."
317
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:40,783
There is no "but."
318
00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:42,655
I think she has a great butt.
319
00:14:44,873 --> 00:14:46,325
Except she drinks her cereal milk--
320
00:14:46,349 --> 00:14:47,525
gulps it right down.
321
00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:49,618
What is wrong with that, you know?
322
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,216
It just doesn't go to waste.
323
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:52,933
It's warm with little bits floating in it.
324
00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,196
You wanna drink milk?
325
00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:55,693
Get a nice, clean glass.
326
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,945
Do you think that deena wanted to have an open marriage
327
00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:02,290
or do you think she just wanted to have sex with that guy?
328
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,530
'Cause there's a big difference.
You know what I mean?
329
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,621
One is a random adventure with no strings attached.
330
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,082
The other is... "I wanna screw richard, the park guy."
331
00:15:09,122 --> 00:15:10,571
Dave, we have to call this off.
332
00:15:10,595 --> 00:15:11,593
Why?
333
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,112
Because whether you like it or not,
334
00:15:13,136 --> 00:15:15,693
she thinks you said okay to having an open marriage,
335
00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:17,635
and if you did, you made a big mistake.
336
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,064
So stop acting like a betrayed husband following her around.
337
00:15:20,104 --> 00:15:21,574
Just talk to her tonight.
338
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:22,790
Ask her.
339
00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:24,203
You think I made a big mistake?
340
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,078
Obviously.
341
00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:27,092
How about you?
You think I made a mistake?
342
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,889
Oh, if somebody touched marjorie, I'd kill him.
343
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:31,931
Oh, that's just great.
344
00:15:32,672 --> 00:15:34,370
Well, I guess I'm the new karl kosgrove.
345
00:15:34,398 --> 00:15:35,918
Well, who the hell is karl kosgrove?
346
00:15:35,943 --> 00:15:38,648
Karl kosgrove, bri-- married to jill kosgrove.
347
00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:40,243
Jill had two affairs--
348
00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:42,867
one with the peruvian gardner and one with her sister's boyfriend.
349
00:15:42,932 --> 00:15:44,671
Then she slept with gary from the body shop.
350
00:15:44,722 --> 00:15:46,927
The last I heard, he was living in reseda.
351
00:15:48,059 --> 00:15:49,522
Brian... reseda!
352
00:15:52,127 --> 00:15:54,041
Uh, dave, you're not gonna make this light here.
353
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,112
My god. I gave permission to my wife
to screw richard the park guy!
354
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,748
hey, dave, dave, dave! Hey!
355
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,415
What did you do, rob a wedding dress store?
356
00:16:06,451 --> 00:16:09,921
Sort of. We shot courtney love's album cover the other day.
357
00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:13,958
She wanted to look like the girl in the "white wedding" video.
358
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:15,334
Oh, try this on.
359
00:16:15,397 --> 00:16:16,514
You'll look so hot.
360
00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:24,289
Adam's mom would die.
361
00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:25,974
I mean, she would literally...
362
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,808
She would literally stop breathing.
363
00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:31,764
Well, that's what we're going for--
expiration of the mother-in-law.
364
00:16:31,811 --> 00:16:32,811
Get naked.
365
00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,483
Does she always drive like this?
366
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:43,014
I don't know, angelo. I've never tailed my wife before.
367
00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:44,466
Guys, she's going right.
368
00:16:46,061 --> 00:16:47,119
Where's she going?
369
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:48,811
I know where she's going.
370
00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:51,921
- Dave.
- Oh, great.
371
00:16:52,084 --> 00:16:53,827
This must be their little secret love nest.
372
00:16:53,878 --> 00:16:55,863
probably belongs to some friend who's out of town.
373
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,599
- Dave...
- jacuzzi, water bed.
374
00:16:57,661 --> 00:16:59,924
I'm trying to tell you, this is my house.
375
00:17:07,224 --> 00:17:08,329
Mystery solved.
376
00:17:08,643 --> 00:17:10,028
- Let's play golf.
- Yes.
377
00:17:10,087 --> 00:17:11,607
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Why not?
378
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:14,296
You know she's not having an affair with marjorie.
379
00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:17,442
Let's all savor that image in our minds for a moment.
380
00:17:17,493 --> 00:17:18,493
She lied to me.
381
00:17:19,178 --> 00:17:22,413
She didn't say a word about going to marjorie's, okay?
382
00:17:22,531 --> 00:17:23,531
I'm not moving.
383
00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:30,575
I've gotta get out of this van. I'm starving.
384
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,942
Why don't you just go down the street to the burger joint?
385
00:17:32,993 --> 00:17:33,930
Your car's right there.
386
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:36,334
Can't I just go inside and make a sandwich?
387
00:17:36,407 --> 00:17:37,464
Yeah, that'd be great.
388
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,070
Why don't you just go in there and tell deena that
389
00:17:39,107 --> 00:17:40,097
we're outside having a stakeout,
390
00:17:40,114 --> 00:17:42,024
but we got a bad case of the munchies,
and we decided to come in?
391
00:17:42,079 --> 00:17:43,604
If I turn my car on, aren't they gonna hear it?
392
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,641
You're a car guy.
393
00:17:44,681 --> 00:17:46,461
- Figure somethin' out.
- Yeah, car guy.
394
00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:49,481
Come on, angelo.
395
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:51,264
All right.
396
00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:00,717
- Don't let her see you.
- I know, I know.
397
00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:03,222
On the count of three.
One, two, three.
398
00:18:03,303 --> 00:18:04,301
My hat!
399
00:18:07,605 --> 00:18:09,256
Why are you staying here?
400
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,881
'Cause I'm worried about you.
401
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,522
- Push the car.
- You push the car.
402
00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:18,538
You think it's true, then?
403
00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:20,213
I don't know, dude.
404
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,634
I hope not.
405
00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:24,069
Take off the brake.
406
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,200
Take off the brake!
407
00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:29,423
Right, right, right.
408
00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:37,638
Idiots.
409
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:43,972
Well, I can't stay long, but I brought some champagne.
410
00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:45,181
Yay.
411
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,315
This looks way better on you than it did on courtney love.
412
00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:49,047
Trust me.
413
00:18:49,059 --> 00:18:50,059
Thanks.
414
00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:51,536
Look at you.
415
00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:52,659
You're gorgeous.
416
00:18:53,808 --> 00:18:55,153
It's $7,000.
417
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,770
I don't care, though.
418
00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:58,149
I could sell an organ.
419
00:18:58,481 --> 00:18:59,481
Champagne, nic?
420
00:19:00,135 --> 00:19:01,392
No, better not.
421
00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:05,554
My god.
422
00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:07,953
Are you guys trying again?
423
00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:09,729
Well, not officially.
424
00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:11,235
They're trying.
425
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:15,298
Not "we." Me. I'm trying.
426
00:19:16,018 --> 00:19:17,018
What do you mean?
427
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,712
I'm doing ovulation induction.
428
00:19:21,057 --> 00:19:22,704
I'm just not telling angelo.
429
00:19:28,572 --> 00:19:29,840
I don't understand.
430
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:33,399
He keeps saying he wants to do things naturally or not at all, and I know him.
431
00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:35,279
He's gonna regret this someday.
432
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,391
So I'm just helping nature along.
433
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,575
I love these places.
434
00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:56,787
Nicole will never go to a burger joint with me.
435
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,877
Nitrates in the beef, grease in the arteries.
436
00:19:58,911 --> 00:19:59,909
Spores in the ozone.
437
00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:00,926
She tells you, too?
438
00:20:00,943 --> 00:20:02,354
She tells me everything.
439
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:06,111
So what do you think they put in the fish melt?
440
00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:08,386
She told me you don't wanna have kids.
441
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:14,279
Angelo, when you first got married and nicole was pregnant,
442
00:20:14,356 --> 00:20:17,158
you were... so excited to become parents.
443
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:18,960
Yeah, we were excited.
444
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:20,738
Of course, we were excited,
445
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,691
but... we lost her.
446
00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:26,305
We lost her.
447
00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:30,109
I did not even know this little girl, and, uh...
448
00:20:30,486 --> 00:20:31,636
already I loved her.
449
00:20:31,656 --> 00:20:32,663
You can try again.
450
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,573
And fail?
451
00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:34,588
Or not.
452
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,210
Anything's possible.
453
00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:39,825
Everyone needs to stop saying that.
454
00:20:39,858 --> 00:20:40,858
It hurts nicole.
455
00:20:41,082 --> 00:20:43,385
What if she gets pregnant and we lose another baby?
456
00:20:43,423 --> 00:20:45,658
How many times before we say "enough"?
457
00:20:48,202 --> 00:20:49,790
Everything is not possible.
458
00:20:51,202 --> 00:20:54,437
You know, I don't wanna be sad about what I don't have.
459
00:20:55,681 --> 00:20:57,563
I wanna be happy with what I do.
460
00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,734
I have a wonderful wife,
461
00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:02,767
great friends, life is good.
462
00:21:06,053 --> 00:21:07,053
Life is good.
463
00:21:11,246 --> 00:21:12,540
One fish melt, please.
464
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,929
You have to be completely honest about everything,
465
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:22,143
or there's no trust.
466
00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:24,899
So you tell adam everything,
467
00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:27,346
even if you have fantasies about another guy?
468
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:28,633
I don't have any fantasies.
469
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,028
Come on, marjorie.
470
00:21:30,132 --> 00:21:32,131
Stop being such a goody two-shoes.
471
00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:33,685
Yeah, who is goody two-shoes, anyway?
472
00:21:33,745 --> 00:21:36,058
Oh, I don't know, but I wanna kick her ass.
473
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,472
Okay. Let's try another one of these on.
474
00:21:42,661 --> 00:21:43,778
I call... this one.
475
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,287
Oh, guys, I gotta go.
476
00:21:50,497 --> 00:21:52,293
Why? You look so cute.
477
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:55,388
It reminds me of your wedding day.
You were so pretty and happy.
478
00:21:56,493 --> 00:21:59,334
Oh, I think I'm stuck!
479
00:22:00,332 --> 00:22:03,232
Well, come on, help me. I think it's caught on my necklace.
480
00:22:03,314 --> 00:22:04,265
Okay.
481
00:22:04,304 --> 00:22:05,513
Hey, be careful, please.
482
00:22:05,568 --> 00:22:07,130
Don't break it,
'cause I just got it.
483
00:22:07,218 --> 00:22:08,540
Okay, okay, okay.
484
00:22:09,389 --> 00:22:10,547
Thank you.
485
00:22:11,848 --> 00:22:12,928
Look.
486
00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:14,203
That is so sweet.
487
00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:16,050
Did dave give it to you?
488
00:22:16,071 --> 00:22:18,873
No, it's not from dave, actually.
489
00:22:19,289 --> 00:22:20,482
Who's it from?
490
00:22:21,161 --> 00:22:22,161
No one.
491
00:22:26,349 --> 00:22:27,349
Someone.
492
00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:29,940
What? Spill it.
493
00:22:32,557 --> 00:22:33,557
Um, all right.
494
00:22:33,674 --> 00:22:35,144
Dave and I are kind of...
495
00:22:35,868 --> 00:22:37,624
doing this thing.
496
00:22:38,864 --> 00:22:39,981
What kind of thing?
497
00:22:40,999 --> 00:22:41,999
I don't know.
498
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,378
Uh, an experiment.
499
00:22:44,219 --> 00:22:47,478
Kind of A... open marriage...
500
00:22:50,528 --> 00:22:51,586
you might call it.
501
00:22:54,947 --> 00:22:56,304
An open marriage?
502
00:22:57,899 --> 00:22:59,428
Well, it's not a big deal.
503
00:22:59,782 --> 00:23:02,081
- Are you kidding?
- You guys have such a great thing.
504
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,177
Well, it's not about that, sweetie.
505
00:23:06,444 --> 00:23:07,561
I need to sit down.
506
00:23:14,904 --> 00:23:16,491
Have you slept with him?
507
00:23:18,546 --> 00:23:19,546
Yes.
508
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:20,665
Oh, my god.
509
00:23:37,192 --> 00:23:38,338
Is that him?
510
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:39,876
Yes.
511
00:23:39,941 --> 00:23:40,941
Does dave know?
512
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:42,253
No. We're not telling.
513
00:23:48,392 --> 00:23:49,862
I don't know what to say.
514
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:51,427
It isn't anything, you guys.
515
00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:52,451
It's just sex.
516
00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,229
He gave you a necklace.
517
00:23:54,246 --> 00:23:55,060
So?
518
00:23:55,109 --> 00:23:57,607
So, you sleep with him, he give you presents.
519
00:23:59,182 --> 00:24:00,593
You're having an affair.
520
00:24:01,368 --> 00:24:03,167
You know what?
You guys have no idea.
521
00:24:03,197 --> 00:24:05,347
You just have no idea.
522
00:24:06,355 --> 00:24:09,510
I mean, when you have been married for so long,
523
00:24:09,598 --> 00:24:10,806
and you think to yourself,
524
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:13,826
am I gonna die without ever experiencing, you know,
525
00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:17,554
the euphoria of another man discovering me, and...
526
00:24:19,483 --> 00:24:22,181
well, I just--I think dave really feels the same way, too.
527
00:24:22,225 --> 00:24:23,674
Do you want dave to find out?
528
00:24:23,698 --> 00:24:24,647
No, I don't.
529
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,368
'Cause it'll break his heart.
530
00:24:27,447 --> 00:24:29,526
I mean, deena, you might think you can do thithing,
531
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,971
but your marriage will never be the same.
532
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:36,537
I'm sorry, honey.
533
00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:39,388
That's all there is to it.
534
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,464
You know what your problem is?
535
00:25:07,141 --> 00:25:08,199
It's this minivan.
536
00:25:09,129 --> 00:25:11,314
Everything died when you got this minivan.
537
00:25:11,681 --> 00:25:14,274
You'll change your tune, trust me.
As soon as you have kids,
538
00:25:14,316 --> 00:25:16,901
you'll want the 3-zone temperature control,
the easy rollout seats,
539
00:25:16,965 --> 00:25:19,243
the video entertainment center with the fold-down screen,
540
00:25:19,303 --> 00:25:21,555
6-cd/dvd changer and the wireless headphones.
541
00:25:21,595 --> 00:25:22,844
Buddy, you're gonna want it all.
542
00:25:22,865 --> 00:25:25,127
I will never get a minivan.
543
00:25:26,426 --> 00:25:27,426
You know why?
544
00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:28,495
Why?
545
00:25:28,615 --> 00:25:31,951
Because the minivan is the end of sex.
546
00:25:32,735 --> 00:25:33,735
Yeah, man.
547
00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:37,958
It's the vehicle you take to the land of the never-ending dry spell.
548
00:25:39,014 --> 00:25:42,090
You slide that heavy side door shut, and bam!
549
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:43,642
Are we there yet?
550
00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:46,678
Oh, yeah, you're there.
551
00:25:47,070 --> 00:25:52,081
Your penis is here, but you are definitely, definitely there.
552
00:25:53,649 --> 00:25:54,983
Hey, jimmy.
553
00:26:04,686 --> 00:26:05,926
Can I ask you somethin'?
554
00:26:05,947 --> 00:26:06,947
Yeah, shoot.
555
00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:10,382
Why did you agree to this open marriage thing?
556
00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,122
Because I wanted to get laid.
557
00:26:13,074 --> 00:26:14,765
I haven't had sex since carrie was born.
558
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,345
You know, I'm surprised carrie was born,
559
00:26:16,370 --> 00:26:18,381
because I don't remember having sex for two years
560
00:26:18,496 --> 00:26:21,095
before that, dude. I am dyin'.
561
00:26:23,644 --> 00:26:25,055
This thing is the devil.
562
00:26:30,825 --> 00:26:32,433
Okay, are you in or you out?
563
00:26:32,495 --> 00:26:34,691
- What do you mean?
- Well, I mean, you're at your house.
564
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,394
You could spend the day with your girlfriend.
565
00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:37,542
Fiancee.
566
00:26:41,906 --> 00:26:43,977
Look, I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation
567
00:26:44,011 --> 00:26:45,161
for the fight with park guy.
568
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,640
- In or out?
- In.
569
00:26:46,665 --> 00:26:48,514
- All right, thanks, buddy.
- Yeah, anytime.
570
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:02,128
I'm making grilled cheese.
571
00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:04,599
Why?
572
00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:06,519
I find it therapeutic.
573
00:27:07,318 --> 00:27:09,776
When I'm feeling anxious, I need to eat something hot.
574
00:27:09,816 --> 00:27:10,763
I hope you don't mind.
575
00:27:10,779 --> 00:27:12,720
I mind if you're only making one.
576
00:27:16,564 --> 00:27:18,564
What if that's you and me in 13 years,
577
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,955
wishing we could have a romance with the cute guy in the park?
578
00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:23,126
I mean, even deena,
579
00:27:23,634 --> 00:27:25,235
with the greatest husband in the world...
580
00:27:25,261 --> 00:27:28,832
I mean, if dave and deena can't make it,
581
00:27:28,974 --> 00:27:29,974
who the hell can?
582
00:27:30,909 --> 00:27:31,909
I don't know.
583
00:27:32,229 --> 00:27:35,052
I don't wanna know what it feels like to lose...
584
00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:37,479
that lust for your man...
585
00:27:39,067 --> 00:27:41,184
to have to find that somewhere else.
586
00:27:41,566 --> 00:27:42,624
Well, then, don't.
587
00:27:44,411 --> 00:27:45,411
Work at it.
588
00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:46,731
Try new things.
589
00:27:47,716 --> 00:27:49,010
Do you have a spatula?
590
00:27:49,348 --> 00:27:50,524
Is that a euphemism?
591
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,116
it's not like I couldn't have screwed anyone.
592
00:27:55,149 --> 00:27:57,199
I coulda, all right?
Believe me, I coulda.
593
00:27:57,279 --> 00:27:59,080
You know that girl suzanne from leviathan?
594
00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:01,189
She wants me... bad.
595
00:28:02,422 --> 00:28:03,422
How do you know?
596
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:04,775
'Cause, dude, I know.
597
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:06,462
So why don't you just hit that?
598
00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:08,286
'Cause I can't just "hit that," all right?
599
00:28:08,316 --> 00:28:10,124
I'm not a "hit that" kind of guy.
600
00:28:10,154 --> 00:28:11,125
'Cause you're scared.
601
00:28:11,176 --> 00:28:12,151
Scared.
602
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,423
Yeah, yeah.
603
00:28:13,513 --> 00:28:15,815
You were that guy in college who invited the girl up
604
00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:17,676
to his room to look at his cds,
605
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,416
and you actually showed her your cds.
606
00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:22,380
I had over 1,000 cds.
607
00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:24,916
It was a lot for back then.
608
00:28:27,671 --> 00:28:29,565
Look, I almost did it with suzanne.
609
00:28:29,596 --> 00:28:31,393
So? What happened?
610
00:28:33,361 --> 00:28:34,831
I don't wanna lose deena.
611
00:28:35,912 --> 00:28:36,912
I love my wife.
612
00:28:38,013 --> 00:28:39,469
I love the way she smells.
613
00:28:39,773 --> 00:28:41,194
I love the food she cooks,
614
00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:42,870
the jokes she laughs at,
615
00:28:43,844 --> 00:28:45,549
the way she is with the kids.
616
00:28:47,299 --> 00:28:48,299
I just love her.
617
00:28:52,693 --> 00:28:54,696
Go ahead. Say it.
618
00:28:55,558 --> 00:28:57,091
"Dave wears panties."
619
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:03,060
I know I'm gonna feel the exact same way with marjorie.
620
00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:05,377
Yeah.
621
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:06,542
I already do.
622
00:29:09,237 --> 00:29:10,295
Honey, we're home.
623
00:29:10,811 --> 00:29:12,110
What are you guys doing here?
624
00:29:12,132 --> 00:29:13,681
I thought you were playing golf.
625
00:29:13,706 --> 00:29:15,456
Oh, we did.
We were.
626
00:29:16,332 --> 00:29:17,626
Where's adam and dave?
627
00:29:18,018 --> 00:29:19,194
Dave dropped us off.
628
00:29:19,237 --> 00:29:21,354
He and adam had to go get something.
629
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,073
Oh, well, good.
630
00:29:24,067 --> 00:29:25,361
Marjorie, we have men!
631
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,048
I'm not coming out in this.
632
00:29:28,341 --> 00:29:29,189
Why not?
633
00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:31,102
Because I think this might be the one.
634
00:29:31,133 --> 00:29:32,485
You're kidding. Really?
635
00:29:32,561 --> 00:29:35,565
Guys aren't supposed to see me before the wedding day.
636
00:29:35,613 --> 00:29:37,613
That's only adam that's not supposed to see you.
637
00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:38,850
These guys don't count.
638
00:29:38,870 --> 00:29:39,870
Thanks.
639
00:29:39,992 --> 00:29:40,992
Thank you.
640
00:29:41,096 --> 00:29:42,724
Okay, I'm coming out.
641
00:29:43,691 --> 00:29:45,254
Here comes the bride
642
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,995
here comes the bride
643
00:29:53,962 --> 00:29:54,962
Yeah.
644
00:29:57,136 --> 00:29:58,136
Do you like it?
645
00:30:10,563 --> 00:30:11,563
Bellissima.
646
00:30:17,287 --> 00:30:19,816
So you guys didn't get to play golf at all?
647
00:30:20,102 --> 00:30:21,102
No.
648
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:24,708
Nicole...
649
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,649
dave and deena are having an open marriage.
650
00:30:30,474 --> 00:30:31,474
I know.
651
00:30:33,740 --> 00:30:34,740
I don't like it.
652
00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:36,670
I don't either.
653
00:30:39,947 --> 00:30:41,770
We followed her around all day.
654
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:43,395
You followed her?
655
00:30:43,869 --> 00:30:45,104
Did you see anything?
656
00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:48,760
Only what happens when people keep secrets from each other.
657
00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:52,784
We must never have secrets, nicole.
658
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:56,316
No matter if you think I will be mad,
659
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,788
you must always tell me everything.
660
00:31:03,003 --> 00:31:04,003
Promise?
661
00:31:14,746 --> 00:31:16,752
Honey, I'll meet you right out there, okay?
662
00:31:16,784 --> 00:31:17,784
All right.
663
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:20,587
You want one?
664
00:31:22,389 --> 00:31:24,563
Good hydration's very important.
665
00:31:26,253 --> 00:31:28,544
So... I like lisa B.
666
00:31:29,199 --> 00:31:30,199
I like lisa, too.
667
00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:32,463
I think she's really great.
668
00:31:33,222 --> 00:31:34,810
She drinks her cereal milk.
669
00:31:36,732 --> 00:31:38,202
Angelo isn't circumcised.
670
00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:45,439
I know what you want.
671
00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:48,795
You want some perfect thing that's something
672
00:31:50,097 --> 00:31:53,607
that doesn't turn into mom and dad hating each other.
673
00:31:54,036 --> 00:31:55,339
What are you trying to say?
674
00:31:55,384 --> 00:31:58,068
So what if lisa B. Drinks her cereal milk?
675
00:31:59,310 --> 00:32:03,014
You don't think marjorie drinks her milk straight from the bowl?
676
00:32:03,074 --> 00:32:05,015
We're not talking about marjorie.
677
00:32:05,772 --> 00:32:06,772
Yes, we are.
678
00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:09,158
I'm not blind.
679
00:32:16,255 --> 00:32:19,196
I want you to be happy, no matter what it takes...
680
00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:24,462
But adam is your best friend since we were kids.
681
00:32:26,221 --> 00:32:28,515
You gotta realize what's at stake here.
682
00:32:30,347 --> 00:32:33,319
Either you talk to him or let this go.
683
00:32:38,011 --> 00:32:39,427
I'm trying.
684
00:32:42,904 --> 00:32:43,904
Are you?
685
00:32:46,622 --> 00:32:47,622
Are you really?
686
00:32:57,705 --> 00:32:58,822
Call me later, bri.
687
00:32:59,437 --> 00:33:00,437
Bye, nic.
688
00:33:00,862 --> 00:33:01,862
See u, marjorie.
689
00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:03,838
You look beautiful in that dress.
690
00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:04,867
Thank you.
691
00:33:09,812 --> 00:33:12,391
You wanna go for a walk or something?
692
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,430
Hey, buddy. Hey.
693
00:33:24,081 --> 00:33:25,081
Lisa?
694
00:33:32,781 --> 00:33:34,331
- Hey.
- Hey.
695
00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:35,913
What's with the bag?
696
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:39,138
I wanna go home, but I wanted to wait for you.
697
00:33:40,207 --> 00:33:41,207
Say good-bye.
698
00:33:41,868 --> 00:33:45,029
- I-I thought that we were gonna--
- marjorie came over this morning.
699
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:46,256
She did?
700
00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,513
Did you tell her that I heard that message?
701
00:33:50,031 --> 00:33:51,529
Well, yeah.
702
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,980
What is with you two?
703
00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:53,999
She's my friend.
704
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,841
Come on, brian.
705
00:33:56,858 --> 00:33:59,976
There's something there.
I mean, if you can't see it, I can.
706
00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:09,589
I want it to go away.
707
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:13,165
Then tell her to stop calling you and stop coming over.
708
00:34:16,902 --> 00:34:18,095
Will you do that?
709
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:19,375
We're friends.
710
00:34:24,837 --> 00:34:26,072
That's what she said.
711
00:34:34,909 --> 00:34:36,072
I need to go home.
712
00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:37,591
I'll see ya.
713
00:34:50,197 --> 00:34:51,463
You know, you're right.
714
00:34:51,484 --> 00:34:53,248
This thing drives really well,
715
00:34:53,770 --> 00:34:58,117
and this seat is the most comfortable seat I have ever sat in.
716
00:35:00,749 --> 00:35:01,749
Forget car seats.
717
00:35:02,385 --> 00:35:04,134
I'm talking any seat anywhere,
718
00:35:04,163 --> 00:35:05,265
recliners included.
719
00:35:05,283 --> 00:35:06,283
I told you.
720
00:35:08,992 --> 00:35:10,050
We're almost home.
721
00:35:11,559 --> 00:35:14,244
Today was a big, giant goose chase.
722
00:35:14,557 --> 00:35:16,360
Well, you gotta admit it was kind of fun.
723
00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:17,859
Oh, yeah, it was a blast.
724
00:35:17,965 --> 00:35:19,713
Oh, like deena's gonna have an affair.
725
00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:21,447
Come on, don't be ridiculous.
726
00:35:21,572 --> 00:35:22,429
You never know.
727
00:35:22,444 --> 00:35:24,483
I know, but whatever it is you're going through,
728
00:35:24,517 --> 00:35:25,575
it's just a phase.
729
00:35:25,786 --> 00:35:27,315
It's a 7th-inning stretch.
730
00:35:27,675 --> 00:35:29,066
You guys are made for each other.
731
00:35:29,124 --> 00:35:30,897
You know what?
Just ease back for a second.
732
00:35:30,949 --> 00:35:33,047
She's gonna make a right here in thalley.
733
00:35:36,571 --> 00:35:37,793
Where's she going?
734
00:35:37,906 --> 00:35:38,906
I don't know.
735
00:35:39,836 --> 00:35:42,012
She's, uh, definitely not going home.
736
00:36:52,556 --> 00:36:53,890
We should kill him.
737
00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:59,332
- You and me right now.
- Stop talking.
738
00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:01,335
Let's go.
739
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:02,970
Please, okay?
740
00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:04,237
Just stop talking.
741
00:37:04,303 --> 00:37:07,068
You can kill him.
You have the right to kill him.
742
00:37:07,113 --> 00:37:09,406
That is your wife.
She is your wife!
743
00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:11,788
Shut up... please?
744
00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:20,106
Oh, this is all wrong.
745
00:37:21,455 --> 00:37:22,513
This is all wrong.
746
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:26,364
I mean, you guys are the couple.
747
00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:30,514
I... you guys are the couple that we all wanna be.
748
00:37:32,946 --> 00:37:34,873
I mean, you're dave and deena.
749
00:37:35,752 --> 00:37:37,046
You're dave and deena.
750
00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:48,654
So you're--you're saying that you wanna just...
751
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:52,536
cool it down for a little bit, huh?
752
00:37:54,849 --> 00:37:55,849
Maybe.
753
00:37:58,923 --> 00:38:00,570
You're wearing the necklace.
754
00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:03,260
Yeah.
755
00:38:08,627 --> 00:38:09,744
Sometimes I just...
756
00:38:10,045 --> 00:38:11,113
what?
757
00:38:11,776 --> 00:38:12,776
I just like you.
758
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:15,834
I really do.
759
00:38:17,683 --> 00:38:22,740
And I... I wanna walk outside with you.
760
00:38:22,939 --> 00:38:24,385
I wanna hold hands with you
761
00:38:24,409 --> 00:38:27,065
and introduce you to my friends like a real couple.
762
00:38:27,108 --> 00:38:28,970
I am part of a real couple.
763
00:38:30,824 --> 00:38:32,272
Yeah, you always have to remind me.
764
00:38:32,296 --> 00:38:33,296
Yeah, I do.
765
00:38:34,685 --> 00:38:37,875
I've been part of a real couple for 13 years.
766
00:38:38,662 --> 00:38:41,856
- Well, I'm not trying to--
- you're not, huh?
767
00:38:42,468 --> 00:38:44,687
Well, wait a minute. You throw your marriage in my face
768
00:38:44,758 --> 00:38:46,918
like it's this perfect thing when obviously, it isn't.
769
00:38:46,953 --> 00:38:47,953
You don't know.
770
00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:50,092
I have a good marriage.
771
00:38:51,738 --> 00:38:53,443
Then what are you doing here?
772
00:39:00,647 --> 00:39:02,488
- Don't get in.
- What?
773
00:39:02,568 --> 00:39:04,235
There's a cab right there.
Take that.
774
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,408
Dave, what are you talking about?
775
00:39:06,850 --> 00:39:07,850
Just go.
776
00:39:24,976 --> 00:39:26,740
You can't break it on purpose.
777
00:39:26,858 --> 00:39:30,328
If you do, it doesn't count, and your wish won't come true.
778
00:39:31,423 --> 00:39:32,639
Yeah, it will.
779
00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:36,324
I'm sorry, richard.
780
00:39:37,494 --> 00:39:40,023
I just don't think I wanna do this anymore.
781
00:40:21,656 --> 00:40:22,656
Brian, hey.
782
00:40:23,494 --> 00:40:24,905
What are you doing here?
783
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,423
Is adam here?
784
00:40:28,015 --> 00:40:31,275
- No.
- Did you go and see lisa?
785
00:40:31,590 --> 00:40:32,439
What?
786
00:40:32,454 --> 00:40:33,704
What's wrong with you?
787
00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:34,824
What's wrong with you?
788
00:40:34,842 --> 00:40:37,441
What, you couldn't help yourself, you just had to go?
789
00:40:37,484 --> 00:40:39,493
- I was trying to be nice.
- Nice.
790
00:40:40,948 --> 00:40:42,963
Marjorie, why can't you see it?
791
00:40:44,406 --> 00:40:46,837
I mean, it's so obvious.
792
00:40:47,073 --> 00:40:49,433
You sabotage all my relationships. You...
793
00:40:49,998 --> 00:40:51,803
you want me to be in love with you.
794
00:40:51,832 --> 00:40:54,151
You--you need it.
You get off on it.
795
00:40:54,728 --> 00:40:57,375
You think my whole world revolves around you?
796
00:40:57,988 --> 00:41:00,713
All you are is my fiance's best friend.
797
00:41:02,164 --> 00:41:03,480
I don't believe you.
798
00:41:06,968 --> 00:41:08,653
Leave the damn dishes.
799
00:41:08,704 --> 00:41:11,073
None of this would have happened if you had kept your mouth shut.
800
00:41:11,146 --> 00:41:12,765
- You kissed me.
- No, you kissed me...
801
00:41:12,866 --> 00:41:14,620
because you wanted to prove that you could,
802
00:41:14,649 --> 00:41:16,049
because you can't stand it
803
00:41:16,072 --> 00:41:19,088
that adam actually has the guts to take a chance and commit to something.
804
00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:20,955
He was gonna break up with you, marjorie.
805
00:41:21,007 --> 00:41:23,620
So what?
You are exactly the same way.
806
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:26,450
You think I don't see how you are with these women?
807
00:41:26,494 --> 00:41:29,253
How you make them feel like they are the greatest thing,
808
00:41:29,298 --> 00:41:31,697
and then the minute that they act like a normal human being,
809
00:41:31,737 --> 00:41:32,737
you leave them.
810
00:41:34,128 --> 00:41:35,988
I mean, what if I did leave adam?
811
00:41:36,101 --> 00:41:37,498
Then what ?
812
00:41:38,010 --> 00:41:40,099
You'd be happy at first,
and then little by little,
813
00:41:40,133 --> 00:41:42,074
you would start to pick me apart.
814
00:41:43,694 --> 00:41:45,392
Are you thinking of leaving adam?
815
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,383
No.
816
00:41:46,434 --> 00:41:47,756
Then why do you say that?
817
00:41:49,241 --> 00:41:52,102
Why do you drop that in-- that "what if?"
818
00:41:52,186 --> 00:41:54,013
That--that knife in my gut?
819
00:41:54,066 --> 00:41:56,275
Because you want me to keep hanging on!
820
00:41:56,312 --> 00:41:57,900
You want me to keep hoping.
821
00:41:58,444 --> 00:41:59,895
What are you hoping for, brian?
822
00:41:59,954 --> 00:42:01,469
Nothing can ever happen,
823
00:42:01,528 --> 00:42:03,252
and if it did, you would lose adam forever.
824
00:42:03,281 --> 00:42:04,906
Is that what you want?
Do you want that?
825
00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:06,942
Of course not! That's not what I want!
826
00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:40,845
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