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Previously on What About Brian...
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What you are is romantic.
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The last almost 2 years, I'm comparing
every girl I go out with to her.
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You have to really ask yourself:
who is worth your time?
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Who is she?
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I'm in love with Marjorie.
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No. Adam is in love with Marjorie.
Adam's your best friend.
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That door must close.
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- You hearing me?
- Yeah.
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Marjorie is not an option.
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Why don't we ever have sex anymore?
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We got married so young, you know?
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We missed out on the excitement that other people had.
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What if we had sex with other people?
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What?
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Oh my god! You got engaged!
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Adam and Marjorie got engaged!
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- Where did they go?
- Las Vegas.
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Brian?
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I think I have serious feelings for you.
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We're not gonna talk about this.
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We're gonna pretend it never happened, just go back to the way it was before.
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How do we do that?
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Why are there 8 places?
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Everyone, this is my friend Lisa.
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Lisa, you know Adam. This is Dave and Deena.
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Nicole and Angelo.
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And this is Brian.
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Hi, Lisa.
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So what did you think of Lisa?
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She just walked out the door, I don't think anything.
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You have to think something.
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You're gonna call her? Did you get her number?
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We could double date.
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You know what? I can pick my own dates.
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I don't need you to offer up a consolation prize.
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It's not what I was doing.
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Hey, Casanova.
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Lisa, Brian... looks like a love match.
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Yeah! Hey Brian, are you gonna ask her out, huh?
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- No.
- Why not?
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Marjorie, you didn't even ask.
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You just sprung on me in front of everybody.
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Since when do we ask? Do you guys ever ask him?
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- No.
- 'Cause he always says no.
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You think about it too much, buddy.
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Listen, guys...
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Adam, Angelo, can you come in here?
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- Yo, guys.
- Please.
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I don't wanna be fixed up on any more dates.
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I don't want any of you asking me about Lisa from today.
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I have my own way of choosing my own dates,
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finding my own women.
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I've been sitting on the sidelines
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watching you guys live your lives and I'm here to tell you:
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I'm getting in the game.
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I'm running my life. I'm doing what I want.
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And I don't care what anyone else thinks.
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That's a great speech, buddy.
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- Yeah, really.
- Well done.
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You know he didn't start talking 'till he was 3.
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- Brian, come on!
- Come on!
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Oh, hi! I forgot my cell phone.
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I do that all the time.
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So... do you wanna go out some time?
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Um...
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Sure, actually Marjorie was saying that we could double date.
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That would be great. Let me put my number in your phone.
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Right. There you go.
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You were right!
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There you go.
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Thank you for fitting us in, doctor Oscar.
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My schedule is so crazy.
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No problem, I hear it all the time.
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If my couples worked less and screwed around more, I wouldn't have any patients.
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We are not like that, doctor.
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We are all the time screwing around.
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Good!
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When I was a young OB, couples would ask me about ovulation
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and what was the best day to do it and I'd just say "brother, do it everyday".
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Shower her with sperm.
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That's the trick.
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Let's see.
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You had a miscarriage. How long did it take you to get pregnant?
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Well, we've been...
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18 months we've been together and we never really used birth control.
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Well, the fact is you did it once.
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Obviously, Angelo here shoots real bullets.
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But he could still have a low sperm count.
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So I think we should do some tests.
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Can you come in tomorrow, Angelo, and deposit a sample?
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Um...
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can I just do it at home and mail it to him?
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It has to be fresh.
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Those little suckers die off quickly.
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I also teach privates.
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Excuse me... Hi, Deena, you need a ride?
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No, thanks.
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I like walking.
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I waited for you after class the other night.
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Yeah, well...
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I thought about it...
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for like an hour...
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in my car...
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parked right over there.
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I just thought I should go home.
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You missed out.
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Do you think every women you meet wants to have sex with you?
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I don't call it sex,
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I call it healing.
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Hey, mommy.
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What are you doing here?
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We thought we'd pick you up.
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You never pick me up.
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We're picking you up today.
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Yeah, we're picking you up today.
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Okay.
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We're gonna go get a movie.
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We want The Little Mermaid.
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Daddy wants Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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Oh really, The Little Mermaid and Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
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It's a good option, daddy. What do we all say to The Little Mermaid?
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- This is The Blue Danube?
- Yeah.
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Lisa gains some culture.
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Hey.
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You remember uh...
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the thing we were talking about the other night, you know...
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- About the open marriage?
- Yeah.
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- Milk?
- Yeah, the open milk.
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What about it?
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Did you uh...
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Did you drink milk with Steve the yoga guy?
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No, I did not.
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But I hear he can drink milk for up to 5 hours straight without finishing the carton.
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Wow!
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That sounds...
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painful!
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- Shhh!
- It's okay.
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So, did you guys decide on a date for the wedding?
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We're not gonna do anything for the first couple of weeks,
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we just wanna enjoy the engagement part.
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So, Brian... Marjorie says you're really into cars?
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Yeah, I love old cars. Especially in this town.
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Literally everyday there's some old car I wish I could buy.
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I have something like that.
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You do?
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Lip-gloss. I can't stop buying it.
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I've got like 40 tubes and pots.
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The kind with the wand applicator or the sponge tip.
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I can't resist the sponge tip.
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Are we still talking about lip-gloss?
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Brian, let's go have a game, huh?
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Yeah.
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- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
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He is so cute.
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I haven't had sex for like months.
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I might even go for a first dater.
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Lisa!
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So what do you think of Lisa?
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I don't know. The lip-gloss thing...
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- But the body...
- Yep, the body.
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Have you been thinking about it?
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Sure have.
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What have you been thinking?
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I've been thinking
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that I can't stand the idea of you drinking milk with somebody else.
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Don't!
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Think about it. The me part.
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It doesn't really matter.
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I love you.
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You're my husband.
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You're my partner. You're the father of my children.
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I am never gonna leave you.
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That's not what this is about.
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Okay, what is this about?
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Well, I...
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think it's about us giving each other a gift.
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Gift of an adventure. Without lying.
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Without losing each other.
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It's about us being grown up enough to do this thing
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which we will both enjoy
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and still love each other.
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Will we... will we still...
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Are we gonna still drink milk together?
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Yeah. Of course.
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Might even taste better if the milk is open.
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Mommy, the movie is over.
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Thanks for a great dinner.
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You're welcome, I wish you could stay longer.
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I have the early shift.
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And Marjorie and I have to have sex before 11 o'clock or we're both too tired.
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I brought you something.
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It's a new release with additional scenes. We got one for us too.
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- What is it?
- Spinal Tap.
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Oh, that medical thriller?
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Lisa, I think you left your cell phone here.
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I am so sorry about Lisa. I guess she's not your type.
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No, I like her.
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- Oh, you do?
- Yeah.
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Good.
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Thanks, this is cool.
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- Every time.
- See you.
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- Bye, sweaty!
- Take care.
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Bye!
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- Good night, Adam!
- Good night, sugar.
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I think we kinda missed the moment, sweaty.
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Brian.
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I have to go to work.
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You can stay, have a shower.
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Um... thanks for last night.
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No, thank you.
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- I'll call you.
- Okay.
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Good morning, Lisa.
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Can you pass me my razor?
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Hey! I'm all soapy here.
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Arm hair. It's a good look for you.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm a friend of Lisa's.
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Oh, friends. Good.
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- I'm Brian.
- Lisa.
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- Lisa?
- Lisa B. I'm Lisa's roommate.
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Nice to meet you, Lisa.
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I'm sorry, I...
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I'm finished...
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with my shower.
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Oh! okay, uh...
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If you could just...
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If you could just hand me a towel.
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Okay, here you go
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Thanks.
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Well, this is the first time I've met a guy in my bathroom.
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So, uh... Lisa, what do you do?
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I'm a designer.
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I have a clothing line I'm trying to get off the ground.
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And you?
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My partner and I make computer games.
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Any games I would know?
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Well, Dave designed a game called Throttle Auto Bone.
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Throttle Auto Bone? My ex boyfriend played that all the time.
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- Great!
- Yeah, I hated that game.
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Well, I hated my boyfriend too.
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Not really sure why I was with him.
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Self-torture.
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So you're tortured?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Me too.
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I make mix CDs.
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Well, uh...
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I should maybe go put on some underwear.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me!
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Well, this is a good icebreaker.
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Nudity.
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See you, Brian.
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Is there a Brian Davis here?
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I'm his partner, I can take it.
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- Just sign there.
- Right.
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Must be hot out there, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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You want water or a yoo-hoo?
We got some yoo-hoo.
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Uh... no.
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I'm Dave.
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I'm the president chairman of Zap Monkey.
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We make video games.
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Are you trying to pick me up?
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Oh god! I'm sorry.
267
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I'm so lame. I'm really rusty at all this. I've been married for 13 years
268
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and my wife and I are trying this open marriage thing.
269
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not because we don't find each other attractive 'cause we do.
270
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My wife is like a hottie but...
271
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I don't know she sorta changed since we had kids.
272
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We have 3 little girls. And they're always sleeping in bed with us.
273
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And it's like "Daddy!"...
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Be safe out there.
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She doesn't like the car seat, mommy.
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Honey, check the diapers please.
277
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You check the diapers.
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- No, you check it.
- You check it.
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Code brown!
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Code brown. Oh, come on, honey.
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You're gonna be all cleaned up.
282
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,775
You got your backpack?
283
00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:24,952
You have a good day at school, okay?
284
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- Okay.
- Go to school. Have a good day!
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Deena!
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Hey, Richard.
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Bunch of us are meeting down the beach playground around 3, you wanna come?
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Yeah, sure, um... I'll see you there.
289
00:16:38,745 --> 00:16:39,739
Okay.
290
00:16:45,228 --> 00:16:46,744
So you have sex with this one girl
291
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and then you pick up another girl in her bathroom..
292
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,311
I didn't pick her up.
293
00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:53,092
Oh, god! If I could have the shred of your life.
294
00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:54,936
You know a tiny little crumb.
295
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,435
I think I might really like this roommate girl.
296
00:16:57,546 --> 00:16:59,779
Why do you always like the other girl?
297
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I don't always like the other girl.
298
00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:03,571
You do. You like the girl you can't have.
299
00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:05,161
Why can't I have her?
300
00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:06,756
What? Because I met her in the bathroom?
301
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:09,902
Another girl's bathroom, Brian! That you just had sex with!
302
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:10,800
So what?
303
00:17:10,975 --> 00:17:13,388
So I should walk away? I'm not doing that anymore.
304
00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,389
I'm making things happen. I'm not gonna stand by.
305
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:17,184
And let some other guy go up and talk to her.
306
00:17:17,156 --> 00:17:19,563
All the other guys standing around in her bathroom?
307
00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:20,922
Not in the bathroom.
308
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:24,624
Like tonight, she's going to a party, I saw the invitation on the coffee table.
309
00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:25,804
Some club down here.
310
00:17:26,774 --> 00:17:29,021
The new Brian is gonna find a way to go to that party.
311
00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:31,223
How do you know the invitation is for her and not for Lisa?
312
00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:32,569
'Cause her name is on the invitation.
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00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,096
- What is her name anyway?
- Lisa.
314
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I'm so confused.
315
00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:36,739
We need Adam.
316
00:17:36,903 --> 00:17:40,249
Roommates? Yeah, you have to go for it.
317
00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:43,248
It's not as good as sisters which is not as good as twins but...
318
00:17:43,155 --> 00:17:46,780
Hey, Brian! You could go for 2 in 24.
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00:17:46,705 --> 00:17:48,791
Is he talking about what I think he's talking about?
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I'm not gonna do that! I'm telling you guys I might really like this girl!
321
00:17:51,591 --> 00:17:52,585
Blah blah blah.
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00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,102
Listen, if you nail Lisa B before midnight tonight,
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you'll be entering a pantheon not even I have entered.
324
00:17:57,746 --> 00:17:59,148
I've never done 2 in 24.
325
00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:01,258
I did 1 and a half in 36.
326
00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:02,222
What's a half?
327
00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:05,170
I just wanna see her, that's all.
328
00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:07,262
If I could just figure out how to get to that party...
329
00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:08,711
- You gotta take me with you.
- What?
330
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:11,303
Come, on let me just live one night of your life, please.
331
00:18:11,253 --> 00:18:13,985
I've had one in 13 years and not all that often.
332
00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:15,022
Dave goes, I go.
333
00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:17,076
My life is not a spectator's sport.
334
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:18,822
Yeah, I'll meet you guys there.
335
00:18:18,826 --> 00:18:20,342
- And Dave.
- Yeah, buddy.
336
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,876
Don't wear that computer dork crap or we'll never get in.
337
00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:23,800
You got it, pal.
338
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:28,760
Come on, this is great! A night on the town! Three single guys!
339
00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:29,712
You're not single.
340
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:31,598
I'm tonight. Jimmy!
341
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,086
Her BP is steady but she's not taking liquids.
342
00:18:37,335 --> 00:18:40,280
Okay, start on an IV. Half normal ceiling the KVO.
343
00:18:41,226 --> 00:18:43,460
Aren't you gonna ask me how it went with Brian?
344
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:44,749
How did it go with Brian?
345
00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:46,582
It went all the way.
346
00:18:47,552 --> 00:18:49,309
- Am I bad?
- I don't know.
347
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:52,090
It was just like carnal. It just happened.
348
00:18:52,207 --> 00:18:56,262
I mean, I'm not even sure I wanna go out with him again but on bed...
349
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,750
Oh my god! He does this one thing where he like
350
00:19:00,219 --> 00:19:01,924
french kisses your belly.
351
00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,053
I gotta go do my rounds.
352
00:19:04,058 --> 00:19:05,306
- Oh, sure.
- Okay.
353
00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:06,732
Well, thanks!
354
00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:08,228
For Brian.
355
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,543
So he calls all of us in the conference room, all 6 of us and he says:
356
00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:16,789
3 of us will be offered partnerships by the end of the year.
357
00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:18,879
The end of the year! Oh my god!
358
00:19:18,845 --> 00:19:21,128
You know that Sharon is gonna get one 'cause she's amazing
359
00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:23,643
and Michael speaks all those languages which leaves one spot.
360
00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:26,681
And I think it's between Pete Mont and me. Pete Mont!
361
00:19:29,129 --> 00:19:30,743
You're okay? You're not listening.
362
00:19:30,694 --> 00:19:33,400
I was listening. Pete Mont. We hate Pete Mont.
363
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:35,531
What's up?
364
00:19:36,957 --> 00:19:39,650
Are you gonna miss sleeping with other people?
365
00:19:40,786 --> 00:19:42,193
Are you gonna miss that?
366
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:45,276
Y eah.
367
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:46,979
Yeah. Are you?
368
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,302
But you wanna get married?
369
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:57,476
Yes, baby. Yes. I really wanna get married. I told you. I really do.
370
00:19:57,853 --> 00:19:58,849
I do too.
371
00:20:00,747 --> 00:20:03,451
So maybe we should just forget about the whole 2 weeks rule thing
372
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,425
and start talking about the wedding.
373
00:20:05,361 --> 00:20:06,856
Well, what's there to talk about?
374
00:20:06,892 --> 00:20:08,506
I don't know. Planning.
375
00:20:09,047 --> 00:20:11,423
Well, I mean, you'll be doing all the planning.
376
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,472
I will?
377
00:20:12,801 --> 00:20:13,838
Well, don't you want to?
378
00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:16,563
- Why would I want to?
- 'Cause you're a woman.
379
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:21,571
Women like doing that. I don't know.
380
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,847
I have a job too.
381
00:20:24,086 --> 00:20:26,259
Yeah, but your job is you know... it's totally...
382
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,828
My job is totally what?
383
00:20:27,975 --> 00:20:32,207
Your job is totally secure. Mine isn't. That's all I was gonna say.
384
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,262
Marjorie, this is my year to make partner.
385
00:20:36,216 --> 00:20:37,712
If I don't, that's it. That's it!
386
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:40,563
My picture is on the back of the bus hawking accident victims.
387
00:20:40,476 --> 00:20:41,829
So what are you saying?
388
00:20:41,838 --> 00:20:43,343
You wanna wait a year to get married?
389
00:20:43,356 --> 00:20:46,593
No. No! No. What I'm sorry... Are we...
390
00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,274
We can talk about this tonight.
391
00:20:48,234 --> 00:20:50,459
I can't. Boys night with Bri and Dave.
392
00:20:50,992 --> 00:20:53,627
Oh! So you're too busy to plan our wedding
393
00:20:53,613 --> 00:20:55,609
but you're not too busy to have a boys night.
394
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,094
Are you gonna bust me for boys night?
395
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:59,075
- No.
- Because it's never bothered before.
396
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:02,277
Okay, fine. So you go out, I'm gonna stay at my place tonight.
397
00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:04,522
- I'll call you later.
- Marjorie! Sit. Sit down!
398
00:21:04,944 --> 00:21:06,437
Oh, Marjorie!
399
00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:22,571
Hi!
400
00:21:22,736 --> 00:21:26,153
I am Angelo Barsi. I'm here to deposit my sample.
401
00:21:27,005 --> 00:21:29,178
- Just have a sit.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
402
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,643
It's a party, some fashion show thing, it's at the Red Temple.
403
00:22:16,562 --> 00:22:18,416
I know what it is, my friend is DJing.
404
00:22:18,361 --> 00:22:19,704
Then you can get me in!
405
00:22:20,294 --> 00:22:21,641
Of course, I can get you in.
406
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,478
- Question is: do I wanna get you in?
- Yes, you wanna get me in!
407
00:22:24,455 --> 00:22:26,042
And Adam and Dave too.
408
00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:27,445
Brian!
409
00:22:27,494 --> 00:22:29,357
Look, I'll hire one of your bands for our game.
410
00:22:29,332 --> 00:22:30,995
You'll hire 3 of my bands for your game.
411
00:22:30,946 --> 00:22:31,941
- Two.
- Done.
412
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,573
Where is Ang'? Wasn't he coming?
413
00:22:35,068 --> 00:22:36,774
He's at the fertility clinic.
414
00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:39,704
Leaving his sperm sample.
415
00:22:39,772 --> 00:22:40,768
What?
416
00:22:41,503 --> 00:22:43,219
Oh, that is too good. Give me your phone.
417
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,340
- No!
- Give it to me!
418
00:22:44,462 --> 00:22:45,737
- No!
- Give to me!
419
00:22:59,259 --> 00:23:00,251
Amore, amore.
420
00:23:00,661 --> 00:23:02,536
How does it come there, big boy?
421
00:23:03,524 --> 00:23:04,601
Damn it, Brian!
422
00:23:04,626 --> 00:23:06,752
Are you a righty or a lefty?
423
00:23:06,862 --> 00:23:07,857
Honey, it's me!
424
00:23:08,798 --> 00:23:10,732
- Is Brian still there?
- No! No!
425
00:23:11,554 --> 00:23:13,611
Okay, don't let him hear you, okay?
426
00:23:13,887 --> 00:23:15,882
- What's going on?
- I can't do it.
427
00:23:15,822 --> 00:23:18,067
Of course, you can do it. I've seen you do it.
428
00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:19,232
It's disgusting here.
429
00:23:19,326 --> 00:23:21,959
They have porno where everyone is faking and...
430
00:23:21,907 --> 00:23:23,594
the women in the magazine, they have...
431
00:23:23,543 --> 00:23:27,126
you know, the breast, it's like hard like punching balls.
432
00:23:27,121 --> 00:23:28,707
Just think about me, honey.
433
00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:30,405
Think about what we do.
434
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,196
Can you help me?
435
00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:35,917
Okay.
436
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:37,513
We can do this.
437
00:23:39,672 --> 00:23:40,777
We're in a gondola.
438
00:23:42,652 --> 00:23:43,866
And I'm naked.
439
00:23:45,669 --> 00:23:47,666
I'm wearing nothing but a black...
440
00:24:05,051 --> 00:24:06,043
Hey!
441
00:24:07,428 --> 00:24:08,426
Hey.
442
00:24:09,122 --> 00:24:10,119
Hey.
443
00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:11,546
Where is everybody?
444
00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:13,467
Wimps.
445
00:24:13,776 --> 00:24:14,772
Wimp moms.
446
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:16,718
It's too cold for them.
447
00:24:17,851 --> 00:24:19,197
So, I'm not a wimp mom?
448
00:24:20,367 --> 00:24:22,099
No, you are a hot mom.
449
00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:25,389
No, I'm not.
450
00:24:25,358 --> 00:24:28,025
That's just what we all call you at the school picnics.
451
00:24:27,979 --> 00:24:29,794
Actually we call you tattoo mom.
452
00:24:29,888 --> 00:24:32,063
Well, there are a lot of tattoo moms in Venice.
453
00:24:31,997 --> 00:24:35,772
Yeah, skanky tattoo moms, not hot tattoo moms. Big difference.
454
00:24:38,641 --> 00:24:39,978
I don't really care if it's cold.
455
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:42,514
My kids would go to the park in a hailstorm.
456
00:24:44,632 --> 00:24:46,958
I'm kinda glad no one else showed up.
457
00:24:53,186 --> 00:24:54,181
Sorry, just...
458
00:24:54,876 --> 00:24:55,672
Yeah?
459
00:24:55,721 --> 00:24:58,816
So, Brian and I have to go to this gaming party thing.
460
00:24:59,183 --> 00:25:01,709
You know... it's like a whole gaming party.
461
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,485
I'm probably not gonna be home 'till later on tonight, so...
462
00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:08,510
but I gotta do it 'cause I can't get out of it tonight.
463
00:25:08,462 --> 00:25:09,745
I won't wait up.
464
00:25:10,579 --> 00:25:12,927
Okay, cool. I'll talk to you later.
465
00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:15,021
Bye.
466
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,513
Not coming home?
467
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:24,740
Listen, you want to uh...
468
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,193
get pizza or something. Later. With the kids.
469
00:25:29,775 --> 00:25:30,772
Yes, I would.
470
00:25:32,245 --> 00:25:33,239
You like pizza?
471
00:25:33,648 --> 00:25:34,643
Pizza?
472
00:25:46,737 --> 00:25:49,094
- Come on, handsome. Let's go.
- All right.
473
00:26:05,962 --> 00:26:08,409
I'll get two in 24 minutes in this place.
474
00:26:08,371 --> 00:26:09,516
Shut up!
475
00:26:12,115 --> 00:26:14,163
- 20 bucks, man.
- Keep the change.
476
00:26:15,736 --> 00:26:16,730
20 bucks?
477
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:18,855
It's like 10 bucks a beer.
478
00:26:19,084 --> 00:26:20,848
You kidding me? That's a deal.
479
00:26:29,017 --> 00:26:31,202
Are we uh... okay with this?
480
00:26:32,454 --> 00:26:33,510
He's just talking.
481
00:26:37,399 --> 00:26:38,814
There she is. Wish me luck!
482
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:39,844
Good luck!
483
00:27:05,002 --> 00:27:06,816
Sorry, I'm spilling my beer everywhere.
484
00:27:06,831 --> 00:27:09,594
I'm just gonna get rid of this beer, all right?
485
00:27:15,443 --> 00:27:16,645
That's my drink!
486
00:27:16,941 --> 00:27:18,144
It's a $10...
487
00:27:19,525 --> 00:27:20,520
Hey!
488
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,171
- How you doing?
- All right.
489
00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:26,116
Great party, right?
490
00:27:29,093 --> 00:27:30,479
Hey, what's up, dude?
491
00:27:31,281 --> 00:27:32,523
You work out, huh?
492
00:27:35,061 --> 00:27:36,469
You two know each other?
493
00:28:00,190 --> 00:28:01,535
Oh, what am I doing?
494
00:28:11,442 --> 00:28:14,947
It's just that I have him 3 days a week. 3 days.
495
00:28:15,188 --> 00:28:17,182
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, you know.
496
00:28:17,954 --> 00:28:21,979
I never get Friday. I never have that "Friday afternoon
497
00:28:22,027 --> 00:28:25,820
school's out, total elation thing", you know. I never have
498
00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:29,511
Saturday morning cartoons. It's just... I don't...
499
00:28:29,679 --> 00:28:30,855
I'll never get that.
500
00:28:31,449 --> 00:28:32,727
That is so sad.
501
00:28:33,607 --> 00:28:37,543
I mean, I just have to see them everyday, you know, in every light.
502
00:28:37,827 --> 00:28:39,713
You just don't wanna miss a moment because
503
00:28:39,657 --> 00:28:43,749
every day is just like a sheet in the wind.
504
00:28:44,707 --> 00:28:46,811
Every minute is a minute that you're
505
00:28:47,414 --> 00:28:48,640
never gonna get back.
506
00:28:51,092 --> 00:28:53,327
I could never do what you do, Richard.
507
00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:56,229
Well, you probably wouldn't have to.
508
00:28:57,244 --> 00:29:01,252
You're a mom. Moms usually get the better deal when they get divorced.
509
00:29:01,123 --> 00:29:02,769
I'm never getting a divorce.
510
00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:04,346
Right.
511
00:29:04,762 --> 00:29:06,886
- I like being married.
- Do you?
512
00:29:08,973 --> 00:29:09,965
Yes.
513
00:29:11,689 --> 00:29:14,475
That's Geneva, she just started First Grade.
514
00:29:14,901 --> 00:29:18,306
And that's Larissa. She's a daddy's little girl.
515
00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:20,730
And the baby is Karen.
516
00:29:22,566 --> 00:29:25,362
- They're cute.
- Yeah. Yeah.
517
00:29:26,494 --> 00:29:27,487
You should see...
518
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,688
If you gotta show those pictures, at least pretend your wife just died.
519
00:29:35,658 --> 00:29:36,650
This is my life.
520
00:29:37,697 --> 00:29:39,351
I've got nothing else to talk about.
521
00:29:39,683 --> 00:29:42,096
What are you doing here? You should go home.
522
00:29:42,099 --> 00:29:44,857
- So should you.
- Yeah, I'm not married yet.
523
00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:47,642
Let me ask you something.
524
00:29:47,681 --> 00:29:51,618
Do you think anyone of these girls could hold a candle to Marjorie?
525
00:29:53,982 --> 00:29:54,978
Anyone?
526
00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,877
- We're leaving!
- The night is young!
527
00:30:04,826 --> 00:30:06,591
- Dave can't do it.
- Do what?
528
00:30:07,816 --> 00:30:08,934
I gotta go home.
529
00:30:09,412 --> 00:30:11,980
Maybe the whole open marriage thing is a bad idea.
530
00:30:11,901 --> 00:30:16,137
Yeah, dude, it could be very destructive for the fragile ecosystem of...
531
00:30:16,109 --> 00:30:19,003
- Have fun!
- I'm not doing that!
532
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:20,796
- No doing what?
- What?
533
00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:21,816
What?
534
00:30:30,014 --> 00:30:32,968
You know, it's so weird that you ended up here tonight.
535
00:30:32,878 --> 00:30:33,730
I know.
536
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:35,962
It's like fate... or something.
537
00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:37,759
It is.
538
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:41,276
Or maybe you saw the invitation on my coffee table.
539
00:30:41,711 --> 00:30:42,705
I'll never tell.
540
00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:50,073
You know, we really shouldn't do this with Lisa and everything, it's...
541
00:30:51,162 --> 00:30:53,309
You're right. We shouldn't.
542
00:30:54,946 --> 00:30:56,350
You know, it would be...
543
00:30:57,122 --> 00:30:58,599
really weird.
544
00:31:00,779 --> 00:31:02,674
It would really be weird.
545
00:31:11,095 --> 00:31:12,089
Hey!
546
00:31:12,884 --> 00:31:14,408
Are you gonna come to bed?
547
00:31:15,555 --> 00:31:18,489
Yeah, in a minute. My sister might call from Rome.
548
00:31:20,634 --> 00:31:21,627
Here.
549
00:31:21,804 --> 00:31:23,540
I'm sorry about the clinic.
550
00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:25,699
Yeah, I know.
551
00:31:27,076 --> 00:31:28,192
I hate that clinic.
552
00:31:30,185 --> 00:31:31,178
Honey...
553
00:31:33,386 --> 00:31:36,271
I don't wanna make a baby with a sample in a cup.
554
00:31:37,264 --> 00:31:39,030
I just wanna make love to you.
555
00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:41,146
Can we just have...
556
00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:43,863
and hope for the best.
557
00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:45,935
And if you get pregnant,
558
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:47,036
we do.
559
00:31:47,252 --> 00:31:51,326
If we don't, I'm okay. I have you.
560
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,181
Don't you want more?
561
00:32:02,305 --> 00:32:05,242
- I don't know.
- Yeah, honey...
562
00:32:08,283 --> 00:32:09,859
You married an older woman.
563
00:32:10,347 --> 00:32:13,360
Maybe we can try with some herbs or...
564
00:32:13,577 --> 00:32:15,213
take your temperature or something.
565
00:32:15,165 --> 00:32:17,157
Stop. We'll talk about this tomorrow.
566
00:32:17,099 --> 00:32:18,094
Nicole!
567
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:28,069
Don't leave!
568
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:30,648
Stay, we can watch a DVD.
569
00:32:33,131 --> 00:32:34,126
What DVD?
570
00:32:37,203 --> 00:32:38,199
Spinal Tap.
571
00:32:38,715 --> 00:32:39,857
I love that movie.
572
00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:45,742
I'm sorry, Brian, I just... I don't even know what I'm gonna say to Lisa.
573
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,403
Lisa doesn't even like me.
574
00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:54,668
Look...
575
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:56,917
it was fun but I...
576
00:32:58,134 --> 00:32:59,478
It would just be too...
577
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:01,595
Weird.
578
00:33:03,705 --> 00:33:04,701
Yeah.
579
00:33:12,248 --> 00:33:14,155
Can I... Can I call you?
580
00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:20,026
I don't think so.
581
00:33:25,474 --> 00:33:26,469
I'll see you.
582
00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:02,936
I thought you were gonna stay at your place.
583
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:05,760
I changed my mind.
584
00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:26,093
Are those for me?
585
00:34:26,254 --> 00:34:29,639
No, these are mine.
586
00:34:32,427 --> 00:34:34,653
I can't let you plan this thing alone.
587
00:34:36,393 --> 00:34:37,801
You have terrible taste.
588
00:34:39,598 --> 00:34:41,881
Oh...
589
00:34:43,817 --> 00:34:45,989
You don't like this one? It's my favorite.
590
00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:48,550
All she needs is a propeller on her head.
591
00:34:56,606 --> 00:34:57,702
I'm sorry.
592
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:54,314
I love you, baby. I'm so glad to be home.
593
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,666
Daddy, turn it down.
594
00:37:16,629 --> 00:37:17,925
Hey, buddy.
595
00:37:18,225 --> 00:37:19,981
Gonna see the movie? Huh? Huh?
596
00:37:23,177 --> 00:37:26,144
Come on. Too much. All right.
597
00:38:41,007 --> 00:38:43,421
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