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the dream is always the same
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but instead of being in my room i'm in
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someone else's
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i look around and laying on the floor a
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pair of panties
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i bend down to pick him up
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then i see her she pulls down the covers
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to expose her incredibly perfect body
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i don't know who she is but it's a dream
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so i go with it
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who are you she asks i say
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joel you want to [ __ ] she asks
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i say duh
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then just as i'm about to kiss her she
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asks
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do you have a condom [ __ ]
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deal breaker
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rubbers there are no substitute
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oh
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oh
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uh
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ah
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um
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oh
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ugh
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um
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um
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oh
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oh
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huh
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um
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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my god
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oh
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oh
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oh
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joel get off the babysitter
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who's that oh that's my dad
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your dad's a cop
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the sound of the echoing bullhorn in my
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head wakes me up
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i see what time it is and realize i'm
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totally screwed
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as i run down the hallway i start to
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realize something
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my cardio sucks
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i'm two hours late i have three minutes
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to take the whole test
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and i didn't even take homeek i've just
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flushed any chance of getting into
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college
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my future was officially in the toilet
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oh this is not good
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yo bro you gotta get a phone call who is
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it
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some chick manchester
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all right
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hello that doesn't sound like a happy
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joel
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lana the one and only
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long time no see you learning anything
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up there
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all my professors wouldn't say that i
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actually just
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slept through my midterm same old joel
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some things never change you want me to
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come up for a visit
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lana will make everything all better
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we could study
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uh that sounds really tempting but i i
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don't think that that's a good idea
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we'll make a weekend of it maybe
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i could bring some girlfriends i really
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don't think that come on
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it'll be great if we introduce your
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friends to my friends
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we can make a lot of money especially
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now with all your new rich preppy frat
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boyfriends
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we'll make a party of it oh yeah great
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and maybe we can
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invite guido along for the ride it'll be
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just like the good old days
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joel don't be such a drama queen
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let me come up and see you you know you
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want me to
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sometimes you just gotta say what the
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[ __ ]
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yeah i know i know but look just you all
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right no friends
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okay yeah i'll see you soon
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yeah look no friends i
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got it already bye
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definitely bringing friends
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so um who's that a chick that called
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this out today
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oh nobody just a friend
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a friend huh friend with benefits
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you could say that hot yeah gifted
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oh yeah
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friends
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i guess we'll find out right now
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kilo no g
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how does he always do that
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is this where the party's at and who are
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these lovely ladies
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friends my car died and vicki said she'd
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give me a ride
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but when donna heard we were coming up
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here well she just wouldn't take no for
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an answer
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great just great
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what the [ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ]
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oh my goodness joe
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why don't you introduce us to your hot
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friends
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oh poker i love poker
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i wish i would have known i would have
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brought a little bit more money
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well maybe we could uh play for
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something else
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oh yeah what do you mean like strip
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hooker
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you can do that i am all right let's do
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it
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come on vicky come play yeah come on
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hey kilo no cheating
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cheater no no never
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i missed him i missed you
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really of course
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foreign
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uh
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oh god
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oh
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yes
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uh
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oh
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hmm
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um
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um
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um
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um
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oh yeah
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um
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hmm
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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hmm
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oh
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oh
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like you really missed me
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read them in wheat aces and ten
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yeah take them out boys
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take them off baby let me get up
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that is mm-hmm
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oh what did your mommy buy anything
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yes she did you
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want to call it a night or you want to
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have a chance to get your clothes back
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you know what i think i got an even
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better idea come here
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um
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um
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oh
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um
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um
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um
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oh
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um
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oh
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oh
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oh [ __ ] oh my god
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oh
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oh
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oh
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um
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um
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oh
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wow
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and that was just the beginning all it
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took was a little word of mouth
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there's nothing better for business than
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a satisfied customer
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soon it was all over campus i was
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fielding a request from
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everyone who jocks to the chess club
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stoners to student teachers
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everyone wanted what i had they were
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willing to pay for it
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it became affectionately known as a
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tutoring session
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i'm not sure the faculty would have
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agreed with their methods
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but these students were getting the
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education of a lifetime
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mr goodman a word please
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uh yes dean myers looks like i was about
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to find out what the faculty's thoughts
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really were
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joel exactly what's going on here
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well uh it's an after-school tutoring
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group some of the students have
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organized
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it's quite a turnout how long are the
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sessions
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well that really depends on the students
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some of them are quick
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and others are willing to pay for a more
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in-depth session
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and the tutors are students or
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professionals
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well definitely professionals i mean it
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makes all the difference
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joel i'm gonna be real honest with you
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something just doesn't seem quite right
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come on dean i mean students willing to
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go the extra mile to learn
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what's not right about that i'd like to
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see their credentials
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oh bet you would yeah yeah great idea
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actually um you know what let me uh make
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that happen
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good make an appointment with my
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secretary for tomorrow
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i look forward to meeting them okay
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oh if you only knew
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you really think this is gonna fly she's
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our best bet
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graduated top of her class from what
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beautician school
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hey boston med class of 79
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really then why are you a
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hooker because i like to [ __ ] plus
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all the blood and guts was starting to
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skeeve me out
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look you wanted credentials you got them
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now enough
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with all the questioning why don't you
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go sit somewhere
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perfect
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really are you kidding me she looks
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fantastic
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joel why don't you let me do what i do
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best
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why don't you like go to class and learn
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something
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we'll call you when we're done
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and don't forget your books
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young dumb and full of [ __ ]
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you gotta love them now it's my turn
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please have a seat
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joel tells me that you are the tudors
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yes that's correct
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he said he wanted to see our
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credentials
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yes if that would be okay
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thank you
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everything should be in order
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everything seems to be just fine
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dean myers if i didn't know any better
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i'd say you're flirting with us
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well let's just say that i have an
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appreciation for your love of education
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oh we just love
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education especially the really
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hard subjects
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so
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oh
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hmm
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so
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hmm
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um
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um
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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um
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oh
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oh yeah
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oh
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oh yeah
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you ugh
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okay
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oh
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oh
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oh
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okay
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oh
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yes
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[ __ ]
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oh
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oh
734
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,839
shut up
745
00:58:20,839 --> 00:58:23,839
oh
751
00:58:34,839 --> 00:58:37,070
ugh
757
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,150
oh
766
00:59:10,799 --> 00:59:16,000
oh hey so uh how'd it go
767
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:18,000
piece of cake i don't think he'll be
768
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:22,240
giving you any problems
769
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,240
yeah we took real good care of him
770
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:30,799
wait we you went too relax
771
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:34,720
did you [ __ ] dean myers joel
772
00:59:30,799 --> 00:59:37,920
no no did you do the dean
773
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:42,079
fine yes okay i did the dean
774
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:45,599
what's the big deal how could you
775
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:48,640
what are you jealous come on baby
776
00:59:45,599 --> 00:59:52,559
don't get up and out of shape
777
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:53,359
i mean i i just come on joel it's not
778
00:59:52,559 --> 00:59:55,040
like you haven't been
779
00:59:53,359 --> 00:59:57,760
banging all these hot little preppies
780
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,760
all over campus
781
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:14,700
relax okay it's just sex
782
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:21,429
and speaking of halloween
784
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:25,599
there's one thing lana did better than
785
01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:27,839
anyone talk
786
01:00:25,599 --> 01:00:29,200
talk her way out of things talk her way
787
01:00:27,839 --> 01:00:32,319
into things
788
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,870
people just couldn't say no that was no
789
01:00:32,319 --> 01:00:34,400
exception
791
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:38,160
don't ruin this okay you're getting for
792
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:42,240
free
793
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:45,280
what everyone else is happy to pay for
794
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:46,160
and uh what did myers pay huh oh he paid
795
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,680
plenty
796
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:51,920
he just doesn't know it yet stupid [ __ ]
797
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:54,640
i did that for you
798
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:56,079
that was insurance what was your free
799
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,839
ticket in case he ever gives you any
800
01:00:56,079 --> 01:01:00,799
more problems
801
01:00:57,839 --> 01:01:00,799
are you kidding me
802
01:01:01,119 --> 01:01:07,040
joel he's married he had sex with two
803
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:10,960
hookers in his office
804
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:12,559
i think that's worth a 4.0
805
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,559
i think melissa probably could have
806
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:18,079
handled it herself
807
01:01:14,559 --> 01:01:20,000
maybe maybe not i didn't think it was
808
01:01:18,079 --> 01:01:22,240
worth the risk
809
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:25,520
a strong workforce is key to any
810
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:27,520
business venture
811
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:30,640
shut up joel you don't want to fight
812
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,640
anymore do you
813
01:01:31,599 --> 01:01:39,110
good boy
818
01:01:50,839 --> 01:02:07,839
um oh
826
01:02:20,839 --> 01:02:23,839
um
831
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:38,670
oh
839
01:03:14,839 --> 01:03:20,630
um
842
01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:31,839
um
845
01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:45,839
um
846
01:03:56,839 --> 01:03:59,839
oh
848
01:04:10,839 --> 01:04:13,839
oh
852
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:41,839
sometimes you just gotta say
853
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:41,839
what the [ __ ]
854
01:04:42,319 --> 01:04:48,640
oh i should have known it was you
855
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,440
i thought we had an understanding joel
856
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,440
guido
857
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:53,039
what the [ __ ] are you doing here didn't
858
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:55,200
i tell you not to [ __ ] with a man's
859
01:04:53,039 --> 01:04:58,400
livelihood joel
860
01:04:55,200 --> 01:05:00,640
uh uh yeah i mean hi joel
861
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,640
you're giving me a stomachache [ __ ] you
862
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:04,960
in your source stomach guido
863
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,920
you don't own us you seem like a smart
864
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,680
kid
865
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,280
and you don't want these ivy league
866
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,799
types snooping around
867
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,920
i don't want to [ __ ] up your day but i
868
01:05:10,799 --> 01:05:17,680
will so you don't want these uh teachers
869
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:19,760
and principals dean whatever
870
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:21,440
now i think we're gonna have an
871
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:23,039
understanding and this is gonna be all
872
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,880
okay i want my girls
873
01:05:23,039 --> 01:05:27,599
i need my cut are we gonna have a
874
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:30,640
problem you get me
875
01:05:27,599 --> 01:05:32,799
yeah i get you look at the time
876
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:34,640
i've got another engagement i'll give
877
01:05:32,799 --> 01:05:36,319
you a couple hours to round up my girls
878
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,680
but when i'm done i want a big fat
879
01:05:36,319 --> 01:05:40,799
envelope
880
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:42,070
don't disappoint me joel
881
01:05:40,799 --> 01:05:45,280
ladies
883
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:52,640
oh the daddy gives you the car huh
884
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:54,079
yeah i got it for a gift when i got in
885
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:58,400
college
886
01:05:54,079 --> 01:06:00,000
nice i guess he never found out then
887
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:02,240
no he definitely didn't find out and i'd
888
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:04,240
like to keep it that way
889
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:05,140
but now the same old [ __ ] storm is
890
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,319
brewing
892
01:06:06,319 --> 01:06:10,079
i knew it i knew this was a mistake you
893
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,440
weren't saying that when you were
894
01:06:10,079 --> 01:06:13,119
counting all that cash
895
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:15,760
and you definitely weren't saying that
896
01:06:13,119 --> 01:06:17,760
when you were balls deep in me
897
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,760
everything's all good until reality sets
898
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:21,039
it you have to take the good with the
899
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:22,960
bad joel
900
01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:25,039
i mean what do you want me to leave
902
01:06:25,039 --> 01:06:28,640
everything was fine until that [ __ ]
903
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:31,119
showed up pluto's like
904
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:32,559
he's like a fly you know he'll just keep
905
01:06:31,119 --> 01:06:33,520
circling around so you tell them to buzz
906
01:06:32,559 --> 01:06:37,280
off
907
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:47,839
everything's gonna be okay here
908
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:47,839
let lana make it all better
909
01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:57,359
hmm wow
911
01:06:57,359 --> 01:07:03,039
oh [ __ ] it's the cops get up i can't
912
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:04,559
my necklace is caught in your zipper
913
01:07:03,039 --> 01:07:06,640
come on get up
914
01:07:04,559 --> 01:07:07,760
quit pulling me it's gonna break my
915
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,000
necklace
916
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:12,880
[ __ ] i gotta pull over
918
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:17,660
oh this is not good
922
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,680
oh god here he comes
923
01:07:36,799 --> 01:07:40,799
is there a problem officer you tell me
924
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,960
son
925
01:07:40,799 --> 01:07:45,200
this isn't what it looks like it never
926
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,200
is
927
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:57,839
you okay man yeah
928
01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:04,319
oh this is not good
930
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:13,440
joel long time no see uh
931
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:16,960
jackie hey how you been you look
932
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:19,199
uh big oh yeah
933
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:21,759
i've been working out a little bit maybe
934
01:08:19,199 --> 01:08:25,040
some time you can come by and we can
935
01:08:21,759 --> 01:08:27,520
pump some iron yeah
936
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:28,400
yeah sure what are you doing down here
937
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,679
you're a
938
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:33,759
long way from the suburbs
939
01:08:31,679 --> 01:08:35,759
you know that's actually kind of a funny
940
01:08:33,759 --> 01:08:38,640
story
941
01:08:35,759 --> 01:08:41,759
go ahead and tell me baby entertain me
942
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:42,750
because we ain't got nothing but time
943
01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:45,040
well
945
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:52,719
goodman let's go lana
946
01:08:49,199 --> 01:08:56,560
how did you just let's go
947
01:08:52,719 --> 01:08:59,759
lana jackie what are you doing in here
948
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:00,960
oh girl it's a long story
949
01:08:59,759 --> 01:09:03,440
i didn't know that you and joel were
950
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:07,359
still an item
951
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:10,000
who would have thought you two
952
01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:10,480
know each other well i mean i wouldn't
953
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:14,080
say
954
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:15,839
ah girl joel and i go way back
955
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:17,120
in fact i was the one who gave him your
956
01:09:15,839 --> 01:09:20,319
number i actually
957
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:23,359
hooked the two of you up really
958
01:09:20,319 --> 01:09:24,880
what you'll never mention that uh well
959
01:09:23,359 --> 01:09:26,239
it's all right let's move it along we
960
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,359
don't have all night don't be a [ __ ]
961
01:09:26,239 --> 01:09:30,719
just tell her
962
01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:31,920
i uh lana can you be a dear and see if
963
01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:34,719
you can get me out of here
964
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:36,480
incarceration doesn't agree with me well
965
01:09:34,719 --> 01:09:40,960
it's the least we can do
966
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:44,319
rachel i'm sure he'll bail you out
967
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:49,839
yeah sure joel
968
01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:49,839
don't forget about me joel
969
01:09:53,839 --> 01:09:59,600
so how did you get me or us out
970
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,719
well let's just say the judge is a
971
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:04,159
friend of a friend
972
01:10:00,719 --> 01:10:05,840
of course he is listen julie sex makes
973
01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:07,520
the world go out
974
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:10,239
the people who don't have it want it and
975
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:12,400
the people who have it want more
976
01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:13,679
why in demand just like they teach you
977
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:16,960
in class
978
01:10:13,679 --> 01:10:18,960
the perfect business model can't fail
979
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:20,000
well then i guess it's time to get back
980
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:22,320
to business
981
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,320
right
982
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,760
so just make sure nobody comes in uh
983
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,480
tell them
984
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:33,600
we're fumigating or something could also
985
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,600
say i'm spraying for bugs
986
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:39,199
uh yeah perfect and trina i'm gonna need
987
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:41,440
a huge favor from you
988
01:10:39,199 --> 01:10:43,280
if a guy comes by the name of guido tell
989
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:46,719
him i'm down in the basement
990
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:48,800
take him down there and well i mean you
991
01:10:46,719 --> 01:10:51,360
know what to do from there
992
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:53,120
you want the full treatment oh yeah that
993
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:57,040
and more
994
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:58,810
you got it cool thank you i owe you guys
995
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:03,150
for treatment huh
1001
01:11:12,159 --> 01:11:31,100
let's get this party started
1005
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:41,840
oh
1007
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,840
oh
1011
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:39,790
um
1015
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:30,779
oh
1017
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,840
oh
1026
01:14:40,840 --> 01:15:19,640
wow uh
1034
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,840
oh
1044
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:31,840
oh
1047
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,840
oh
1048
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,840
oh
1050
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,840
um
1051
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,840
um
1055
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,840
oh
1058
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,840
oh
1060
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,840
oh
1063
01:19:48,840 --> 01:20:05,840
oh my god
1065
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,840
oh
1076
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,840
uh
1078
01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:29,840
three two
1080
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:48,579
oh
1084
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:16,460
oh
1088
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:26,490
oh
1091
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:53,840
oh
1094
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,840
oh
1096
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:24,370
oh
1100
01:23:36,639 --> 01:23:42,320
yes
1102
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:51,340
baby oh
1105
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:03,840
oh yeah
1107
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:19,020
um
1109
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:32,730
oh
1113
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:54,969
[ __ ]
1115
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,840
um
1118
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:13,840
oh
1119
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:29,489
[ __ ] oh my god
1121
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:34,000
well i think that went pretty well we
1122
01:25:32,639 --> 01:25:36,560
did it again
1123
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:38,170
sometimes you just gotta say what the
1124
01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:39,600
[ __ ]
1126
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:43,920
so what's next well i guess i'll stick
1127
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:46,400
around here for a couple more years and
1128
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:47,520
graduate well that'll make your dad
1129
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:50,000
happy
1130
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:51,920
but what about you it's gonna make you
1131
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:55,840
happy
1132
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:55,840
i have something in mind
1134
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:11,440
you remember this
1135
01:26:12,719 --> 01:26:19,440
no are you sure
1136
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:21,120
come on you gotta remember the artsy
1137
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:23,840
fartsy thing
1138
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:23,840
no
1139
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:30,480
well you're definitely going to remember
1140
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:30,480
it now
1141
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:37,840
payback's a real [ __ ]
1143
01:26:46,639 --> 01:27:05,840
you know that sounds really good but i
1144
01:26:49,520 --> 01:27:05,840
have something else in mind
1146
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,840
man
1148
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:33,840
from my dad
1150
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:47,120
old
1152
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:13,040
when i was glad
1154
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:29,840
was wow i skipped
1156
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,840
oh
1158
01:28:57,360 --> 01:29:02,000
and like the man said this is the time
1159
01:29:00,159 --> 01:29:11,620
of my life
1160
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:14,060
might as well enjoy it
1167
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:53,840
dude
1174
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:34,880
you
31644
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