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Hey, Doc,

you really think
you can make that thing work?

We need to make it work

if we're ever gonna bring hope
back to this darkened world.

You're the best
they could send?

Funny, I was gonna say
the same thing.

There are more like me,

and one day
they will free this world.

That day may come,
but you won't be here to see it.

That flag died a long time ago.

Well, it still means something.

Yeah. It's a bull's-eye.

With this, our reign
will last for eternity.

Barry, we have a major problem.

Yep. Fighting it right now.

No, no, it's about our wedding.

This is not the best time.

Well, the caterers need
a final count tomorrow morning

and not everyone has RSVP'd yet.

Who hasn't RSVP'd?

Hey, Oliver, we gotta talk.

Earth to Oliver.

I'm a little busy

right now.

Well, it's not like
you're dealing with Damien Darhk,

I mean, these are just some ninjas.

If you were here,
you might have a little more respect

for "just some ninjas."

Okay, this is serious.

Barry and Iris need to know
if we're going to their wedding.

Of course, we're going.

Yes! Okay, so I'll RSVP yes, then?

- Barring further ninjas.
- Perfect.

Please, sir, alms for the poor?

Out of the way, old man.

Royal business in Nottingham.

It'll be your neck if we're late.

It's Robin Hood!

Not quite.

- Oh, dear.
- Hey, guys,

did we RSVP
for Iris and Barry's wedding?

We definitely did not.

Then that's a serious
breach of courtesy.

Weddings are the worst.

All right, team, let's go!

We got a wedding to prepare for!

Let's go.

Wrong answer.

When I tell you
to get someone on the phone,

that doesn't mean five minutes,

that means right now.

I don't care if they're busy,
you make it happen.

Otherwise, you're not gonna
be able to afford a phone.

My car!

I'm scrambling a strike team.

There's no time, she's on her own.

Supergirl, identify the threat
so we can help you fight it.

Whatever it is, it came
out of deep orbit and it is mad.

- So it's alien?
- Well, it's definitely not NASA.

- Is it Czarnian?
- Or Hellgrammite.

Dominator.

These guys are so last year.

I heard there was a fight.
Is Kara okay?

She's fine. She's Supergirl.

So, Mon-El just showed up
like nothing was wrong?

I think he was just trying
to make things seem normal.

Normal? The man I love,

and thought was dead, is alive.

And every night I'd make up all these
scenarios of how I'd see him again

and now he's actually here,
but, guess what? He's married.

Sorry, I shouldn't be complaining.

I know you're still dealing
with the pain of Maggie.

At least we have each other.

And misery loves company.

God, that's depressing.

Mmm-hmm.

Yep. And on that note,
I'm gonna get another drink.

Hey.

What's this?

- Wedding invitation.
- "Barry Allen."

As in, wait, the Flash, Barry Allen?

The one and only.

Oh. When is it?

Tomorrow, I guess.

- Are you going?
- Do I look like

the kind of person that's
in the mood to go to a wedding?

Besides, I'm not the only one
on that invitation.

You're right.
This is not a time for us to go out

or have any fun, this is our time

to wallow, to drown our sorrows,
and put on breakup weight.

No.

I was just kidding.

I know that you're incapable
of putting on weight.

Which I totally resent.

I mean, we are not going to
just sit here and wallow.

We are going to get ourselves
out of this funk

and off of this couch,

and we're going to get our mojo back.

Wait, what are we doing?

We're going to that wedding.

Iris, you are literally glowing.

Wait, it's pregnant women who glow,
brides blush.

Right. Blushing bride I can do,

the other one, not just yet.

It doesn't get
better than this, ladies.

I know. It feels so good
to just be away from it all.

- Everything.
- Where's Mon-El?

You know what? It's a long story,

but thank you for letting me
bring my sister as my plus-one.

Yeah. Absolutely. I'm actually
really excited to meet her.

Me, too.

Oh, I'm sorry. I should have warned you.

I take a lot of keratin.

- Super strong nails.
- So, um,

you and Oliver?

You guys next, you think,
to walk down the aisle?

Maybe once the city
is not being attacked

and Oliver
is no longer under indictment

and he's spent
enough time with his son

who is still mourning
the loss of his mother.

- So, any day now.
- Any day now.

- Well, cheers, Iris, to your big day.
- Aww.

- To your big day.
- Cheers.

- Yay.
- Thank you, girls. I'm glad you're here.

You know, I mean, I've been
in love with Iris since I was ten.

How am I supposed to fit
all that love into one vow?

I've already written 38 pages,
single spaced.

You could always speed-read it.

No, no one would understand me.

I don't know what to do, man,
I need help.

Barry, when you're up there,

and you look into her eyes,

the words will come.

And if they don't,

the look on your face will tell her
everything that she needs to know.

You clean up nice, my friend.

Thanks. Yeah, you too.

I can't believe
you're really doing this.

Yeah, man.

What can I say, I got the girl.

And so did you.

You ever think
about making it official?

Again? Yeah.

Um...

I think that with everything
going on right now,

it's just not the right time.

- You love her?
- I love her so much.

Put a ring on her.

People like us are always going
to be getting into trouble, right?

Having someone we love by our side

just makes getting out
of that trouble that much easier.

We have something to fight for.

If I can have my happy ending,
so can you.

I promise.

I'm supposed to be
the all-knowing mentor.

I have been known to catch up.

What's wrong?

You didn't react to my joke.

That's fine, he got it.

I call it,
"The calm after the Firestorm."

What is it?

It's efficient decelerating serum.

It's a cure?

We've spent months
trying to devise a solution

to neutralize the Firestorm Matrix.

Separate ourselves without blowing up.

Or switching bodies.
We read your notes.

Although, why you wouldn't want to
switch bodies with him is beyond me.

What Squidward here means to say is,

we took the data you extrapolated
from Newton and Curie and Galileo...

Hacks, every one of them.

...and we ran it through a Conway
class nucleo-dynamic synthesizer.

Hold your applause,
I only built it myself.

First off, nobody was clapping.

Second, that explains why
it couldn't splice a proton

from a neutrino field.

I'll splice the proton
from your neutrino field.

"Fields." I've got a million fields.

Really? Are all your fields
this unbearable?

Gentlemen,
we appreciate your efforts,

but how do you account
for the destabilization

of the Firestorm Matrix?

- We trick it.
- We trick it.

Quark spheres.

They'll convince the Matrix
that our genetic codes are connected,

when, in actuality, they're not.
That's genius.

And you're sure this'll work?

No powers for either of us?

Guaranteed to put out
the fire in Firestorm.

- One of you takes it...
- Boom. You're back to your old selves.

No offense.

Just to be safe, I'd like to have
Gideon run some tests,

calculate dosage.

We could take this
directly after the ceremony.

I can't wait to tell
Clarissa and Lily

that I'm finally coming home.

This is fantastic news, isn't it?

Yeah, it's great. It's everything
we wanted, so thanks, guys.

- You're welcome.
- You're welcome.

Hail victory!

Hail Fuhrer!

The rebels' technology is impressive.

It's a good thing
you stopped them when you did.

- Can you make it work?
- Yes.

But I need time to test it.

To ensure they haven't set a trap.

You have one day.

You heard her.

Almost time for the rehearsal dinner.

Of course. I was just
finishing up some personal work.

Come in, my dear. How are you doing?

I'm okay.

Yes, the last wedding
we attended together...

Was mine.

Ronnie was such a great man.

I should know. I might have spent
more time with him than you did.

He was the best.

I think he'd be so happy
for you though.

You know Cisco and Wells needed my
help to come up with a cure, right?

Of course, my darling.

Caitlin, I saw your brilliance
written all over it.

So what will you do
when you're no longer Firestorm?

Be a better husband, I hope.

And father.

There's a project I promised Lily
we would work on together.

And, most importantly,

I'll be spending time
with my grandson.

I plan to regale him
with thousands of bedtime stories

from all my adventures,
and I intend to teach him chess.

That sounds lovely.

We better get going.

Joe said that he'd lock up
anyone who missed his speech.

You better run along.

- I'll be right with you.
- Okay.

I never pegged you as a wedding guy.

I never pass up on a free buffet.

Or an open bar.

Sorry, didn't I try
and kidnap you once?

Yes. And I wouldn't try that again.

Somebody who drinks like that
is looking to make something go away.

Yeah, well...

And what are you
looking to make go away?

Nothing. I just like
the taste of Scotch.

Fair enough.

I just called off my engagement.

- Ooh.
- Yeah. So being here...

Really brings up a lot.

What, did you catch him cheating?

Mmm-mmm.

Her.

It wasn't anything like that.

We just wanted
different things, you know?

Wish I had realized that sooner.

Had to make a break
before later came around.

So, let me guess,

being at the rehearsal dinner
for the world's most perfect couple

is probably
the last place that you wanna be.

That stings a little, yeah.

To making things go away.

And loving the taste of Scotch.

- Hey.
- Hey.

This is really nice.

- Thanks for having us.
- Of course.

Actually, I wanted
to ask you for a favor.

By the way, your sister seems to be
tipping the elbow pretty heavy.

- Oh, that's fine.
- Oh.

No one can drink Alex
under a table.

She's just had a rough go lately.

She's not the only one, I'm guessing.

I just noticed you don't have
your plus-one with you.

I am pluses zero these days.

Sorry. What happened with Mon-El?

What didn't happen?

- The end of the world.
- Faced that three times.

- Time travel.
- I've been there, a lot.

He's married to someone else.

Oh.

That's...

I got nothing for that. I'm sorry.

I mean, it's my own fault.

I keep forgetting that my life
should only be about Supergirl,

but then, you know, life keeps
finding a way to remind me.

I finally got Oliver to admit
it's okay to have love in his life,

now I've got to convince you, too?

Barry, it's different for you guys,
you're human.

And you're what? Other than
an alien, I mean... You know.

Alone.

Anyway, what was the favor
you wanted to ask me?

Oh. Um...

The last adventure
that we had together,

I learned about a very cool,
new, non-superpower

- ability that you have.
- Yes.

I was wondering
if you might mind breaking it out?

You're late, as usual.

Sorry. Had to change.

- Don't you have a time machine?
- Yes. Very droll.

Jefferson I need to talk to you.
Would you excuse us for a minute?

Where have you been, man?

Cooking.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure
this event's catered.

Not food.

This.

Wait, I thought that the cure

S.T.A.R. Labs made for us
was a blue one, not...

It is. This isn't the cure.

This is a molecular
resequencing smart virus

with a non-normative
reciprocal action.

Do you just make up scientific words
to make yourself sound smarter?

The contents of this vial
will rewrite your DNA

and give you superpowers.

Are you serious?

What kind of powers?

I extrapolated it
from the genetic abilities

of a Microhexura montivaga.

The spruce-fir moss spider.

You're trying
to turn me into Spider-Man?

Well, no. I mean,
you won't be super strong

and able to lift ten times
your body weight.

Nor will you be able to shoot webs

from a subdermal gland
in your wrist flexor muscle.

But I'll have spidey-sense?

No, I'm afraid not.

So what powers will I have?

You'll be able to stick to things.

Incredible adhesion. Like glue.

You'll just be stuck
right on something, no sliding off.

Mmm.

The spectacular Sticky Man.

Well, I'm sure Cisco could fashion
you a more exciting sobriquet.

The important thing is,
you can still have what you want.

You told me,
when we began our latest adventures,

that all you wanted was superpowers
and be able to be on the Waverider.

- Yeah...
- Now you can have both.

You may not be able
to be Firestorm anymore,

but you can still be a Legend.

I thought that would make you happy.

Yeah, you would think that.

Can I have everybody's attention
for a second?

Grab a drink.

All right.

So, the old man
has a few words to say.

What could I possibly say

about Barry and Iris that everyone
in this room doesn't already know?

How they're special,

and kind,

and brave.

But we all know that, so,

I'm gonna talk to you all
about somebody you might not know.

Me.

For the longest time,
I have been happy

just to be Dad to these two.

And then Wally comes along

and...

Then watching them

face what they have
in the last few years

with grace, and trust,

and love, so much love.

You see two people who love like that

and you want it, too.

- I'm in this speech.
- Yes, you are.

So,

Barry, Iris,

thank you

for showing me how to love again.

For showing me

that love is the most
important thing we have.

I love you guys.

- To Barry and Iris.
- To Barry and Iris.

It's no surprise,
but that was a lovely speech.

It was the perfect speech,
straight from the heart.

Yeah.

We should consider
doing something along these lines.

Along what lines? What do you mean?

I mean, the friends and family,

and crab cakes, and toasts,
and those lines.

Yeah?
You wanna have a rehearsal dinner?

What exactly would we be rehearsing?

The thing that
we would do the next day.

Did I have some
of Cisco's 10,000-proof cocktail

that he gives to Barry
so that he can get drunk,

or are you asking me to marry you?

- What if I was?
- What?

That was silly. I am.

I mean, I don't wanna get down on
one knee and make it overly formal,

because I'm a little bit sore
from handling those ninjas, but...

Felicity Megan Smoak,

will you marry me?

No.

- No?
- Yes.

- Yes?
- No. No, no.

No. Yes, as in I meant no, no.

No.

I'm not understanding
what's going on here.

- I love our life, I love what we have...
- Mmm-hmm.

I love William, I...

Are you framing this for a "but"?

Let's just talk
about this some other time.

This might come as some surprise,

but I'm actually physically incapable

of talking about
anything else right now.

We don't need a piece of paper

to show each other
that we love each other.

I totally agree with that.

This has nothing to do
with any types of pieces of paper.

This has to do with
you and me taking the opportunity

to get up in front of
the people that we love,

to have the people
who love us present,

and make a commitment to one another.

And the commitment part is great.
I'm so down for the commitment part.

Super on it with that,
but not the legal part.

I'm still not understanding.

- Just forget about it.
- No, Felicity...

Oliver, I don't wanna marry you.

Man, I wish I could sleep-fly.

Ah, Professor.

Your daughter insisted
I not walk around your house naked,

so I found one of your dresses.

You're out of milk.

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

Why is it so bright here?

I mean, don't they have
clouds on this Earth?

- Where have you been?
- Jeez.

Why didn't you come back to Joe's?

- I was out.
- "Out"?

Out doing what?

Jogging. Fully clothed.

- Why?
- Well, you had me so worried.

You can't just disappear
on another Earth.

Look, I didn't do anything that
I wouldn't have done on our Earth.

- Okay.
- Per se.

Hey.

Hey, Kara. Alex.

Yeah, that's...

- Sara.
- Sara. Okay.

- That's me, I'm Sara.
- I knew that.

That's so funny. How are you?

How are you?
It's a lovely day, isn't it?

It's such a perfect day
for a wedding.

- How are you doing?
- I'm good.

A little hungover, but I'll survive.

How are you? How's your butt?

I heard you fall
out of bed this morning

and it sounded like it hurt.

Yeah, a little.

No, it was...

All right,
I will catch you guys inside.

- You...
- It was not what it sounded like.

- ...didn't.
- I did. I did.

Like, twice, I think. Three times.

Oh, my God, what did I do?

What did I do?
Do you know what I did?

- Not the specifics, no.
- Look, I had a one-night stand.

- You did.
- Kara, it's horrible.

- No.
- I'm terrible.

It's such a guy thing to do.
I am a horrible, terrible guy.

No, you're a healthy, single lady.

And you just had
a really great time at a wedding,

there's nothing wrong with that.

- You didn't do anything wrong.
- I didn't?

No. And Sara's awesome.

Except for the fact
that she's an assassin.

- She's an assassin?
- Mmm-hmm.

Sassy assassin.

Get into this church now.

Welcome to the West/Allen wedding,
can I show you to your seat?

Are you here for the bride or groom?

Well, considering I've tried
to kill the groom a couple of times,

it's probably best
I sit on the bride's side.

Well, that would be the left side.

Great.

Do I know you?

I hate cops.

- Hi, David.
- Hi, Cecile.

And lawyers.

Friend from work?

Not quite.

- Sparkling?
- Excuse me?

I just thought
you might be a little parched.

- Big day, jitters and all.
- Yeah, it's...

You're getting married.

- I am.
- Today.

Today. Yes, I am. Today. Yeah.

Yeah.

So, sparkling water?
I have lemon, I have lime.

- I'm good. Thank you.
- Okay.

- I'm really excited to be here.
- Oh.

I mean, at a wedding.

Any wedding. It just so happens
to be your wedding.

- You love weddings.
- I really do.

- That's cool.
- Actually.

And, I don't know, I just feel like
this is gonna be one for the ages.

I'm really happy I got to see it.

Have we met?

No. I'm a complete
and total stranger.

Good luck up there.

Just remember to say "I do."

Right.

- Okay.
- All right.

That's my cue. Sit. Take that.

Can't say
How the days will unfold

Can't change what the future may hold

But I want you in it

Every hour, every minute

This world can race by far too fast

Hard to see
While it's all flying past

But it's clear now

You're standing here now

I am meant to be
Wherever you are next to me

All I want to do

Is come running home to you

Come running home to you

And all my life I promise to

Keep running home to you

Keep running home to you

I wish your parents
were here to see this.

They are.

Everyone, please be seated.

Welcome to you all.

I'm honored
to be presiding over the wedding

of Barry Allen and Iris West.

Although I don't know them well,

I know that this is a good match.

How do I know that? Well...

Because of you,
because of all of you.

Looking out
at their friends and their family

and seeing the joy on all your faces,

seeing how happy you are for them,

tells me everything I need to know.

It tells me that these two people
deserve to be together.

They deserve to be happy

and fulfilled.

And they deserve a long life together.

And now to the standard housekeeping.

Does anyone have just cause
why these two should not be married?

Speak now,
or forever hold your peace.

Peace is overrated.

You've got to be kidding me.

Nazis?

- I hate Nazis.
- I hate Nazis.

Get everybody out of here!

Go, get 'em out, okay?

Hey. I love you.

- I love you.
- Go.

Out, everybody out.

I think it's time you introduced
these guys to your mean roommate.

Where did she get these outfits?

That's what I'm talking about.

Over here.

- Who are you?
- Come find out.

One wedding, two funerals.

Wanna fight?

Cisco, up top! I need a breach!

- Nice.
- Yeah.

Stay down.

No!

Fall back. Everybody fall back.

Best wedding ever.

Iris.

I'm so sorry.

I know, babe.

And, I'm fine.

The most important thing
is that we're both okay.

And look, who knew
that Monique Lhuillier

could survive a gunfight. Right?

I am going to marry you.

I know.

There must be
some way to wake him up.

I honestly think
the world has gone mad.

He's definitely got a concussion.
It's not too bad, though.

He'll be out for a little while.

May I ask why
you're dressed like that?

Oh.

I become Killer Frost
whenever I'm angry or scared,

and something tells me
I'm gonna be both of those

before this is all over.

Astonishing.

So, what's the game plan?

There is none yet.

Whoever attacked us knows who we are,

so I think just get Joe and Cecile
as far away as possible.

No way, man.
I have to help out. Come on.

You're helping
by keeping our family safe.

He's right.

Until we know what these people want,
nobody's safe.

You wiped the minds
of the guests at the wedding?

Yep. Everyone's secret identity
remains secret.

You have any idea where they fled?

No. I flew over the entire city,
there's no trace of them.

Well, clearly they attacked
because you all were there.

Kill Earth's heroes, then what?

If I know my history,
ethnic cleansing, world domination.

Make America Aryan again.

Which it never was.

Hashtag "melting pot."

I hate Nazis.

Their appearance seems
quite a severe course of action

in support of a cause
that was defeated over 70 years ago.

Apparently they didn't know
about the Yalta Conference.

What's a Yalta?

That woman
didn't seem surprised to see me.

How did she even know
you were on this Earth?

And how was she as strong as you?

That archer matched me,

shot for shot.

You know, I think
it's time we got some answers.

Yeah, he ain't exactly talking.

So let's make him talk.

The Kryptonian was stronger
than we anticipated.

Next time,
she won't be so lucky.

What did you do?

What did you?

You were supposed to wait
until we were ready

before you attacked!

Opportunity knocked
in the form of a wedding.

We answered.

Opportunity knocked and you answered.

Well, now,
because of your recklessness,

we have lost Prometheus.

Boys, boys, boys, don't fight.

You need to save your power,
your anger, for those heroes.

We will have another chance
to achieve victory.

And when we do,

we will kill every last one of them.