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That's it, girls!
Lono, harder! Pull back!
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Back up! Arms!
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Tighter! Tighter!
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Angela, arms straight.
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That's it.
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Good girl.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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1, 2, 3, 4...
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5, 6, 7, 8! 1, 2!
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Hey!
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Are you the morons in charge?
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Well...
I'm the company C.E.O., So...
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Yes, I'm the "moron"
in charge, miss...
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Coach Cornell.
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Your set-up here is a mess.
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These are one-inch mats.
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We should be working
on 12-inch mats.
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Not according to
the safety standards.
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The safety standards
are a joke.
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Pep athletics doesn't set the safety
standards for competitive cheer.
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The gymnastics and tumbling
safety administration does.
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Pep owns
the safety administration.
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Listen, if you don't like
the way we run our competitions,
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Miss Cornell, uh, feel free
to take your team home.
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Of course, your entry fees are
non-refundable.
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Okay, here we go.
Come on, Marcy.
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Oh, my god!
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Marcy!
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Marcy!
Get the medics!
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- Call the medics!
- Okay.
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Hello? Yeah, we need
an ambulance right away.
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5x05
- The Gimme a K Steet Job -
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Sync and Corrections by lala123
For www.Addic7ed.com
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The doctors think she'll eventually
breathe on her own, But her legs...
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But it was an accident.
It wasn't your fault.
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This wasn't an accident.
It was negligence.
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Negligence is hard to prove.
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What makes you so sure that
it was this company's fault?
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Pep athletics
controls competitive cheer.
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They write
the safety standards,
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And not to protect the girls...
to be cheap.
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Hmm. Is Marcy
covered by insurance?
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You have to be to participate
in Pep competitions.
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But you have to buy it From Pep's
subsidiary insurance company.
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I see. And let me guess...
they don't pay out.
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Mr. Ford, Pep has blamed me
for the accident
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and banned me from coaching.
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I'm a fully qualified
gymnastics coach.
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Pep's coach-training program...
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A fry cook gets more training.
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My team's not safe without me.
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Well, we gona make sure they are.
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Do you hate me? You hate me.
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Is that why
you're making me do this?
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No, Parker, these girls...
they need a coach,
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And you're the best gymnast
I know.
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Besides, it puts you on
the inside at Pep H.Q. In D.C.
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They're running cheer camp for the
next week up until championship.
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But they're teenage girls.
What do I know about teenage girls?
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You were a teenage girl?
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Only sort of.
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Look, did you know about this?
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Girls being dropped
from 20 feet.
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It's unbelievable.
I know, right?
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20 feet? Psh! Walk it off.
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Parker, you do know
that normal people
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Don't just "walk off"
a 20-foot fall, right?
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So...
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All those times I pushed
Hardison off a building
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And he was all "aah!"...
he wasn't just being funny?
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I thought it was funny, Parker.
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No way in hell was it funny.
You're always upside down, man.
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I fell off a building.
I was upside...
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Like a himalayan tree frog.
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You calling me a frog?
You calling me a damn frog?
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Say it again.
Say it to my face.
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Guys... maybe focus, guys.
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Focus.
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Damn frog.
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Pep athletics.
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They started out
selling workout clothes,
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Then they turned into
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22 subsidiaries
and shell companies
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That run competitive cheer.
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They set safety standards,
they train coaches,
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They sell uniforms,
they sell insurance,
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And they also televise
very lucrative competitions.
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And they profit off of
teenage girls the whole way.
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Now, because
of their corporate structure,
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It lets them hide the fact
that it's the same company.
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the mafia
has a less-complicated set-up.
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Yeah, and with them,
you need a federal task force
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And a rico case to bring them down.
Mm-hmm.
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Now, this is the C.E.O.,
wendy Baran.
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She's an ex-cheerleader,
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And she's the one
who moved Pep into cheer.
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She took them
from selling sweat pants
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Into running a sport.
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Ah, there's the crux
of the problem right there.
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Technically, legally,
cheerleading is not a sport.
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It's an activity.
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What's the difference?
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A sport has legally mandated
safety standards.
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Yes, and a for-profit company
cannot run a sport,
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Which is why Pep wants to keep
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Competitive cheer
from becoming a sport,
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Unless, of course,
we made it one.
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That's when
the safety standards kick in.
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Yes, and then Pep would be doing
a free-fall without a mat.
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So how do we make something
a sport?
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Well, we don't, actually.
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The federal high school
athletics committee does.
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This is a job for Congress.
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Ah, I love government.
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Shady deals,
back-room meetings...
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It is grifter paradise.
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This is wrong.
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We work outside the law, not
smack-dab in the middle of it.
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Relax, eliot.
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Elected officials are
the easiest marks in the world.
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Between their ego, the greed,
and the politics...
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More hooks than a bait shop.
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I'm just saying, we'd be
better off running a stock scam
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Or maybe a little heist.
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Hey, the government's
just a system, baby,
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and if it's a system,
we can hack it.
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I already got The cheerleader
protection act, H.R. 505, up for vote
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in about 20 minutes.
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Poor bastards
won't know what hit them.
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Right. Assuming it passes.
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Assuming what?
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It's a bill to keep high-school
girls out of wheelchairs.
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Who's gonna vote against it?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this bill is a staggering...
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I say a staggering overreach
of government power.
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You were saying?
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How the hell did this bill
come up for a vote
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- without us knowing about it?
- I don't know.
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I-I've been trying to keep tabs
on things, but...
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Now, I was a quarterback
in high school,
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So I think I know a thing or two
about cheerleaders.
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And one thing I know is that
they do not want big government
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getting all up
in their business.
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Cheerleaders are strong,
independent young women.
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They don't need a bunch
of white-haired old men
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from washington
telling them what to do.
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They don't need a nanny state
dictating their every move.
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Sophie, can you get
a head count?
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They got parents
to do that for them.
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Now, I know it's hard
for parents to raise a teen.
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Judging by the body language,
I'd say...
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Zero for, seven against.
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These parents
are hard-working americans.
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Hardison,
we got to stop this now.
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I can't hack the agenda
while the meeting's in session.
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No, we've got to stop this now...
not the agenda. The sound system.
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What we're talking about
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Is having this August body
March into their towns
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Straight down
the neighborhood streets
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And right into the front door
of our high schools.
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And make no mistake,
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Once we let big government
into our high schools,
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Well, who knows where that
might...
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Just press this button.
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I said, who knows what...
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Sorry.
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Anyone...
anyone mind if we table this
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Until we can get things working
around here?
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Uh, folks, we're gonna
put this off till next week,
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And thank you all for coming.
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looks like
we have some time.
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Maybe this won't be
a complete disaster.
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Did anyone else catch that?
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Baran, the C.E.O. Of Pep...
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The bill
was about to be voted down.
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I mean, that's the best thing
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that could happen for Pep,
right?
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You're right. She should be
thrilled. Why the long face?
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Okay, Parker, I need you
to break into Baran's office
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And see what she's up to.
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Sure. No problem.
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It's not like
I'm dragging around
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A flock of cheerleaders
or anything.
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Yeah. The rest of us...
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Let's go steal us
some Congressmen.
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And here's our committee.
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According to sophie,
we've got seven nay votes.
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We need to flip four to win.
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The good news is we got tons
of data on these politicians...
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Voting records,
financial records, all that.
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It makes it easy to figure out
who's the most influential
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And who's
the easiest to influence.
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Who's our best buy?
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These are our four right here.
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Congresswoman jane berkus.
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She's very numbers-driven.
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Impeccable on women's issues.
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We make her know that this is
about protecting young girls,
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She's in.
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There's Congressman
Juan Caballo.
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Now, he won his seat
in a populist upswell
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That he's having trouble
maintaining.
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We keep him in office,
he votes how we want.
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Hold on.
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Congressman John Zahn.
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He's currently
being investigated
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For some fundraising
irregularities.
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Now,
we make his problem go away,
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He makes our problem go away.
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Finally, we have
Congressman J.J. Legrange.
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He's a consummate
Washington insider.
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His father held that seat
and his grandfather before him.
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Now, this man loves the cameras,
and he loves his power.
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He's also the committee chair,
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Which means
if he's against us...
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It means he's got 100 procedural
tricks he can use kill the bill.
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We need him, or we got nothing.
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Wait a minute...
you're talking about
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Running a con
on four separate marks.
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No, not... not marks.
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Elected officials.
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We do this right,
we'll have them
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eating out of our hand
by dinner.
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"Eating out of our hand
by dinner," huh?
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Anybody else feel like
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We've been chewed up
and spit out?
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All right.
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Anything else?
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We're done.
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Uh, actually...
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Yes, new guy.
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I'd like to discuss H.R. 505.
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The cheerleading bill?
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Right you are.
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Here.
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You see, there are some numbers
that I think you'll find...
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Numbers.
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Like the $20 million
the bill will cost schools
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In equipment and training?
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I am not taking money away from
arts, music, school lunches,
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Or, god forbid,
actual women's sports
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So that Candi, Mandi,
and Brandi-with-an-I
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Can flounce around in their miniskirts
and midriffs. Right. But...
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So unless you can find
$20 million
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lying around unclaimed
in the federal budget,
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We're done.
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Noted. Copy. I feel you.
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But, um...
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You know, Hardison,
you said it yourself...
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Government's just a system.
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00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:55,387
It is a system.
254
00:10:55,512 --> 00:10:57,523
It's also "war and peace"
with math.
255
00:10:57,848 --> 00:11:00,392
At least you're
dealing with money.
256
00:11:00,517 --> 00:11:02,227
That's why the voters
sent me here.
257
00:11:02,352 --> 00:11:04,700
Hold on.
258
00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:06,065
Sorry.
How can I help you, miss...
259
00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,599
Amber von Cleve
260
00:11:07,624 --> 00:11:09,167
of the Cleveland von Cleves.
261
00:11:09,192 --> 00:11:11,537
The family would like to make
a sizable donation
262
00:11:11,662 --> 00:11:12,971
To your re-election campaign.
263
00:11:13,096 --> 00:11:15,174
There is, however, one thing
264
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,624
We'd like to make sure
we see eye-to-eye on.
265
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,211
The corn subsidies.
266
00:11:19,336 --> 00:11:20,446
The... excuse me?
267
00:11:20,571 --> 00:11:22,281
I know how important they are
to the district,
268
00:11:22,406 --> 00:11:23,715
But I've been stonewalled.
269
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,051
You really want
to get me re-elected?
270
00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:27,720
Find me a way to land
those corn subsidies.
271
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,889
I got to take this.
272
00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:33,024
Now, wait a minute, you said
you like back-room dealings.
273
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,426
I like
stealing things that are real.
274
00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:37,897
Cash... of course. Land... sure.
Art... yes, please.
275
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,908
Corn subsidies? Not so much.
276
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,307
At least you're stealing.
277
00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:44,069
They've got this place
sewn up so tight,
278
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,228
I can barely even case it.
279
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:53,011
No. No, I told you...
I don't have time right now.
280
00:11:53,036 --> 00:11:55,137
Yeah. No...
281
00:11:55,239 --> 00:11:58,340
- Um, coach?
- Right!
282
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,453
Okay, who's up for
some basic gymnastics drills?
283
00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:12,264
Yes. You. What are you called?
284
00:12:12,389 --> 00:12:13,532
Madison.
285
00:12:13,557 --> 00:12:15,467
Can I be excused?
I don't feel well.
286
00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:16,768
But...
287
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:20,072
We have... laser grid, Madison.
288
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,174
Laser grid.
289
00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:23,432
Huh?
290
00:12:26,103 --> 00:12:27,312
They're so jaded.
291
00:12:27,437 --> 00:12:29,414
Parker, you just got to figure
out how to connect with them.
292
00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:31,216
You have more in common
than you think.
293
00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:33,085
Why are you so upbeat
about all of this?
294
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,386
Yeah.
295
00:12:34,511 --> 00:12:35,988
I mean, how'd you do
with the distinguished gentleman
296
00:12:36,113 --> 00:12:38,724
From
being-investigated-for-fraud?
297
00:12:38,849 --> 00:12:40,392
Congressman,
sorry to interrupt.
298
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:43,262
It's no problem, pal.
Just tell me this.
299
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,365
What do you want,
and what's it worth to you?
300
00:12:49,426 --> 00:12:50,669
Let's talk. Lunch?
301
00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:52,995
Sounds great.
302
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,375
For real, man?
303
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,777
You telling me you bought
a Congressman with a lunch?
304
00:12:58,902 --> 00:13:00,078
It was a nice lunch.
305
00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:02,147
I've been saying it all along,
guys.
306
00:13:02,272 --> 00:13:04,783
Elected officials are
the easiest mark in the world.
307
00:13:04,908 --> 00:13:06,985
Oh, you think so, huh?
308
00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:09,988
Congressman.
Steven Turner, Rossi Consulting.
309
00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:12,524
- How you doing?
- Just fine, Mr. Turner. Just fine.
310
00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:14,526
You're a busy man.
I can appreciate that.
311
00:13:14,651 --> 00:13:16,261
Listen,
we have a client that runs
312
00:13:16,386 --> 00:13:18,030
A political action committee
for women's athletics,
313
00:13:18,155 --> 00:13:20,731
And we'd like to know
your stance on H.R. 505.
314
00:13:20,856 --> 00:13:23,000
I made man
315
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:25,135
I think
it's government overreach,
316
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,170
Pure and simple.
317
00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:27,304
I hear that, I tell you.
318
00:13:27,429 --> 00:13:29,240
But, however,
our client does want to make
319
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:31,709
A substantial donation to
a Congressman... no, no.
320
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,143
Listen carefully, son.
321
00:13:33,268 --> 00:13:36,113
Now, people don't donate to me
to buy my vote.
322
00:13:36,238 --> 00:13:37,414
People donate to me
323
00:13:37,539 --> 00:13:40,317
Because they already know
how I'm gonna vote.
324
00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:43,153
People donate to me
because of my integrity.
325
00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:45,856
Now, if your people
are interested in me,
326
00:13:45,981 --> 00:13:48,225
I'm happy to have your money.
327
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:52,363
But if you think you can buy
a vote off of J.J. Legrange,
328
00:13:52,488 --> 00:13:55,256
Well, you got
another think coming.
329
00:13:56,892 --> 00:13:57,701
You mean...
330
00:13:57,826 --> 00:13:59,670
Yeah, I mean
the guy's got integrity.
331
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:04,666
Elected official or not,
you can't con an honest man.
332
00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:12,685
Okay, people, let's grift.
333
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:24,373
Hello, numbers.
You ready to dance?
334
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:25,841
Corn subsidies?
335
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,477
Why did it have to be
corn subsidies?
336
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:31,447
Congresswoman Greenhill.
337
00:14:31,472 --> 00:14:33,516
I'm Debra Scott
of the Scottsdale Scotts.
338
00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:37,019
My family would like to make
a sizable donation
339
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,821
to your re-election campaign.
340
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,257
There is one thing, however,
341
00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:43,926
We'd like to make sure
we see eye-to-eye on
342
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,694
- Corn subsidies.
- Corn subsidies?
343
00:14:46,848 --> 00:14:48,992
Do you know what corn
subsidies are code for?
344
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,269
- Excuse me?
- Ethanol.
345
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,234
And do you know what the problem
with ethanol is?
346
00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:53,946
No, but I sure would like
to find out.
347
00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:57,506
Well, people think that it's clean
energy, but it's still burning carbon.
348
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,909
It takes attention away
from real sustainable energy.
349
00:15:00,134 --> 00:15:03,345
And do you know what Arizona has
more of than any other state?
350
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,246
Sand?
351
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,449
Sun. Limitless, clean sunlight.
352
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,218
I won't subsidize corn in Ohio
353
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:12,612
Unless there's at least as much
for solar subsidies in Arizona.
354
00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:21,597
This is a bad idea.
355
00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:23,899
You can't con
an honest man, nate.
356
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,401
He's not an honest man.
He's an elected official.
357
00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:26,335
Really?
358
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,670
'Cause he turned down
pac money,
359
00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:29,271
Which, by the way, is legal.
360
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,006
That just means money's
not his hook.
361
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,598
You got to figure out what is.
362
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:37,546
All right, he's a politician.
363
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:39,439
He likes power.
364
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:44,177
Don't offer him money.
Offer him more power.
365
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:54,987
Uh, Congresswoman?
366
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:58,934
New guy.
367
00:15:59,059 --> 00:15:59,835
Hey.
368
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,869
What do you need?
369
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,005
Uh. Ah.
370
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,073
Bam. What?!
371
00:16:04,198 --> 00:16:05,164
The money.
372
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,910
Look, XJ-12...
373
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,578
It's
an armored-vehicle prototype.
374
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:10,713
All right, $50 million
375
00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:12,781
Was earmarked
for development this year,
376
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,883
But the pentagon says
they don't want it.
377
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,619
They said they don't need
another armored car.
378
00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,020
So I'm thinking
we take that money,
379
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,321
Put it into cheerleading,
right?
380
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,490
We fund the bill.
We have plenty to spare.
381
00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:22,825
holla.
382
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:24,226
You can't touch that money.
383
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,263
but
The Pentagon does not want it.
384
00:16:27,388 --> 00:16:28,631
It's defense spending.
385
00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:31,433
It's a separate appropriations
bill from education.
386
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,836
You'd have to send both bills
back to the floor
387
00:16:33,961 --> 00:16:34,903
And start all over.
388
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,440
Right... right, but just
l-listen real quick.
389
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,666
They do not want the money.
390
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,782
But they don't...
they don't want the money.
391
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:51,453
Congressman.
392
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,289
Hi. Steven Turner,
Rossi Consulting.
393
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:54,490
Yeah.
394
00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:56,492
Fella came around yesterday
looking to buy my vote.
395
00:16:56,617 --> 00:16:57,626
That was not my fault.
396
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,628
I wanted you to know
that was my boss's idea.
397
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,997
I respect integrity, sir.
I respect the hell out of it.
398
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,098
As a matter of fact,
399
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,867
It's how, uh,
it's how I choose a leader.
400
00:17:04,992 --> 00:17:08,804
Now, my firm happens to have
a client that wants to sponsor
401
00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:11,607
A primary challenge
to Senator Fischer.
402
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:14,943
you grooming me
for a higher office?
403
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,068
Well...
404
00:17:23,411 --> 00:17:24,654
Sorry, son.
405
00:17:25,107 --> 00:17:29,953
I spent a lot of time becoming
the big fish in my little pond.
406
00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:33,232
And that's the way I like it.
407
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,533
Hey, Ms. Rochester,
408
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,501
Those solar subsidies
are earmarked for New York.
409
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,326
My constituents
are counting on them.
410
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,038
come on, Congressman.
411
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,307
One New Yorker to another...
Arizona's got more sun.
412
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,543
Can't we just
split the difference?
413
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:48,644
Maybe I can swing it,
414
00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:50,012
But I'm gonna need
a little favor from you.
415
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:55,751
Hey, Parker?
416
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,486
Any progress
getting into Baran's office?
417
00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,545
Not yet.
Security's tight, but...
418
00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:01,390
Okay, good.
419
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,216
Now, just like we practiced.
420
00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:08,697
The projections are great,
421
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:12,868
But this whole thing hinges on
having the cash on hand in time.
422
00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:13,926
Are you in?
423
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,707
Sounds like she's trying to
get money together,
424
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:19,975
But I don't know what for.
425
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,877
Okay, well, you got to
get in there and find out.
426
00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:22,878
Yeah, I know.
427
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,513
But there's cameras everywhere.
428
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:25,748
It's almost like they know
429
00:18:25,873 --> 00:18:28,150
There's a jillion
pesky teenagers crawling around.
430
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,385
Coach?
431
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:32,488
Coach, uh, do you think
we could let her down?
432
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,589
Why? She's fine.
433
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:35,257
Well, she might get dizzy.
434
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,549
Or... or something.
435
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,987
Bring her down.
436
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,973
Okay, so what's your next play?
437
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:54,510
Well, you're supposed to be
the mastermind.
438
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,845
He doesn't want power.
He doesn't want money.
439
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,681
Maybe he really isan honest man.
440
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,951
Everyone has a hook, Elliot.
441
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:05,054
Everyone has a weakness
you can exploit.
442
00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:07,189
Do you?
443
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,259
No. You?
444
00:19:10,384 --> 00:19:12,761
No.
445
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:15,164
Look, maybe this doesn't fit
into your world view, Nate,
446
00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:17,900
But there are some people out
there that just want to serve.
447
00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:19,301
Trust me. I served with them.
448
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,336
Okay.
449
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,239
Well, if all they want to do
is serve,
450
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,498
you can exploit that, too.
451
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,319
Congressman!
452
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,788
Hi. How you doing again?
Steven.
453
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,890
- Turner. Back again.
- Right.
454
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,225
Very tenacious. Thank you.
455
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,260
Listen, I was wondering
if you ever considered
456
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,762
Taking a job
on the punditry circuit.
457
00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:48,363
not... not right now.
458
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,132
I'm talking about later,
you know, so you can
459
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,167
Keep fighting the good fight
after your term's over.
460
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,302
I'm not interested.
461
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,438
Come on, man! Why the hell not?
462
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,839
Sorry.
463
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:01,843
'Cause I'm not planning on
leaving office any time soon.
464
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,080
Well, no, no, no, no.
No, no, of course not.
465
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:07,316
I mean, you probably got
this re-election
466
00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:08,217
All sewn up this cycle. Yep.
467
00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:09,585
Probably the next one, too.
468
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,920
But, you know, after that,
it could get a little bit rough.
469
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,455
I'm thinking
maybe eight years tops,
470
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,923
And you're looking
for other work.
471
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,293
What are you talking about?
472
00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:19,428
Polling numbers.
473
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,530
Eight years out?
You don't have those numbers.
474
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,032
Nobody has those numbers.
475
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:24,500
We do. It's a computer model.
476
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,735
Some of the boys whipped it up
back at the office.
477
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,204
Now, it shows demographics,
and it shows social trends.
478
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,639
And can I be honest with you?
479
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:32,975
I don't know the first thing
about any of that stuff,
480
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,610
Except for the fact
that it works.
481
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,212
It sounds like snake oil to me.
482
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,548
Okay, tell him to look at
Tracey college's
483
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,650
10-year expansion plan.
484
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,485
Well,
if you're not interested.
485
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,987
I understand.
486
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:46,322
You should, though...
487
00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:48,791
You should tell your
campaign manager to take a look
488
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,617
At the Tracey college
10-year expansion plan.
489
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,129
What about it?
490
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,298
When a college expands...
491
00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,202
Well, when a college expands,
young voters come in,
492
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:03,339
And that's not your
demographic, is it?
493
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:08,134
That and many other things
is what the model accounts for.
494
00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:12,848
I want to see
this model of yours.
495
00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:15,708
- Two hours. My office.
- Yes, sir.
496
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,790
Not bad.
497
00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:24,793
You can fake all that polling
stuff I was talking about, right?
498
00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:26,428
Hope so.
499
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,534
Ms. Baran? Hmm?
500
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,069
You should see this.
501
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:35,337
A man on the hill
tipped me off.
502
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,672
This guy's been talking
to Congressman legrange
503
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:39,775
On and off
for the last two days.
504
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,910
I've seen this one, too...
505
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,446
At the committee meeting
on H.R. 505.
506
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:47,683
You think they're trying
to push the bill through?
507
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,184
No sense taking chances.
508
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,719
Let's make sure
509
00:21:50,844 --> 00:21:54,923
Congressman Legrange
stays where we want him.
510
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:56,091
Are you sure
you can control him?
511
00:21:57,284 --> 00:22:00,128
I was a cheerleader
in high school.
512
00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:03,189
I think I know a few things
about quarterbacks.
513
00:22:09,581 --> 00:22:11,324
Okay, Elliot and I
are circling legrange.
514
00:22:11,449 --> 00:22:12,459
Sophie, where are you?
515
00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:14,561
Trying to improve
the air-quality standards
516
00:22:14,686 --> 00:22:15,428
In Massachusetts.
517
00:22:15,553 --> 00:22:16,996
Okay. For corn subsidies?
518
00:22:17,121 --> 00:22:19,099
No, to get me
the fishery concessions
519
00:22:19,224 --> 00:22:21,000
That I then trade
for logging rights
520
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,769
To get me
the redistricting deal,
521
00:22:22,894 --> 00:22:24,237
That gets me the grant funding,
522
00:22:24,362 --> 00:22:25,905
That gets me
the solar subsidies,
523
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:28,575
That finally gets me the bloody,
stinking corn subsidies.
524
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,877
I don't know how anything
gets down around here.
525
00:22:31,002 --> 00:22:33,747
You have to be a grifter
to run government.
526
00:22:33,872 --> 00:22:35,548
I'm gonna need an assistant.
527
00:22:35,673 --> 00:22:38,151
Okay...
528
00:22:38,276 --> 00:22:39,319
Hardison?
529
00:22:39,444 --> 00:22:40,920
How you doing?
530
00:22:41,045 --> 00:22:42,589
Look, nate,
I'm good with systems.
531
00:22:42,714 --> 00:22:43,590
You know that.
532
00:22:43,715 --> 00:22:45,058
But this...
this system hacks back.
533
00:22:45,183 --> 00:22:47,127
I got $7 million
sitting right here,
534
00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:49,829
Set aside for mad-cow testing,
which nobody uses,
535
00:22:49,954 --> 00:22:51,264
Because, I mean, you know,
536
00:22:51,389 --> 00:22:53,900
Nobody wants to know
that they got mad-cow cows.
537
00:22:54,025 --> 00:22:55,368
Yeah, so, uh, give them
to the cheerleaders.
538
00:22:55,493 --> 00:22:56,336
I can't, man.
539
00:22:56,461 --> 00:22:57,604
There's a law right here
that says
540
00:22:57,729 --> 00:23:01,107
That there has to be money
set aside for mad-cow testing,
541
00:23:01,232 --> 00:23:02,409
Which nobody does!
542
00:23:02,534 --> 00:23:03,510
Makes no sense.
543
00:23:03,635 --> 00:23:05,912
There's no rhyme,
no reason, no...
544
00:23:06,037 --> 00:23:07,347
It's cool. Don't pop a nerve.
545
00:23:07,472 --> 00:23:09,149
Don't pop a nerve.
Don't throw a book.
546
00:23:09,274 --> 00:23:11,351
Okay, well, you two just
keep doing what you're doing.
547
00:23:11,476 --> 00:23:15,588
Let's wrap this up fast
before somebody snaps.
548
00:23:15,713 --> 00:23:18,858
Uh, Parker,
did you find anything?
549
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:19,959
The meet's in an hour.
550
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:21,394
If I use it as cover,
551
00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:23,696
I can sneak up to the roof,
short out the security system,
552
00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:25,398
Then get down
into Baran's office
553
00:23:25,523 --> 00:23:29,669
While everyone's here.
554
00:23:29,794 --> 00:23:30,870
Where's Madison?
555
00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:33,273
Where is Madison?!
556
00:23:33,398 --> 00:23:35,041
Madison?
I haven't seen her in a while.
557
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,109
Great.
558
00:23:36,234 --> 00:23:38,702
I lost a cheerleader.
559
00:23:44,275 --> 00:23:46,352
Okay, Ashley,
where's Madison?
560
00:23:46,977 --> 00:23:48,120
Can I have some water?
561
00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:49,388
In a minute.
562
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,123
Why don't you tell us again,
from the top?
563
00:23:51,248 --> 00:23:52,525
I don't know
where Madison went.
564
00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:53,859
Don't give us that.
565
00:23:53,984 --> 00:23:55,895
The girls say
you're her best friend.
566
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,864
Best friends talk, angela.
Are you gonna talk?
567
00:23:58,989 --> 00:23:59,832
Huh? Are you?
568
00:23:59,957 --> 00:24:01,667
Huh? Easy. Easy.
569
00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:02,835
Easy.
570
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,838
Your coach gets a little
hot under the collar.
571
00:24:05,963 --> 00:24:09,408
Am I in trouble?
Are you gonna call my parents?
572
00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:13,370
You can parent up.
That's your right.
573
00:24:15,673 --> 00:24:17,183
Madison talked to me
in confidence.
574
00:24:17,308 --> 00:24:20,553
A big word for a little girl.
575
00:24:20,678 --> 00:24:22,245
Where's Madison?
576
00:24:29,187 --> 00:24:30,797
ms. Von cleve's office.
577
00:24:30,922 --> 00:24:32,365
Ms. Scott's office.
Ms. Scott's not available.
578
00:24:32,490 --> 00:24:33,500
Ms. Von Cleve's office.
579
00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:35,001
Ms. Von Cleve's office.
How may I help you?
580
00:24:35,126 --> 00:24:36,493
I'm sorry, senator.
581
00:24:39,497 --> 00:24:41,307
So, you'll see to it
582
00:24:41,432 --> 00:24:42,909
That Massachusetts
gets the contract
583
00:24:43,034 --> 00:24:46,446
For the new
military personnel database.
584
00:24:46,571 --> 00:24:49,849
And you'll see that the land
is leased to the general
585
00:24:49,974 --> 00:24:53,419
For the new air base
in the persian gulf.
586
00:24:53,544 --> 00:24:55,912
Think you can shake on that?
587
00:25:01,185 --> 00:25:05,064
Okay, $5 million earmarked
for... Vocational training
588
00:25:05,189 --> 00:25:08,668
For Millers, Blacksmiths,
and Haberdashers...
589
00:25:08,793 --> 00:25:11,037
By an 1884 statute.
590
00:25:11,162 --> 00:25:13,706
Hey, anybody got a way
591
00:25:13,831 --> 00:25:16,809
To legally define cheerleading
as haberdashery?
592
00:25:18,236 --> 00:25:20,971
I'll see
what I can do.
593
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:26,686
- Ginger!
- Yes, ma'am?
594
00:25:26,811 --> 00:25:29,689
Get me Congressman Finke
on the phone.
595
00:25:29,814 --> 00:25:30,990
Okay, right away, ma'am.
596
00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:32,892
all right.
597
00:25:33,017 --> 00:25:34,093
I mean, yeah.
598
00:25:34,218 --> 00:25:37,897
'Cause that's what we do.
That's how we get it.
599
00:25:38,022 --> 00:25:40,800
Madison?
600
00:25:40,925 --> 00:25:42,435
Madis...
601
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,404
Madison, hey,
what are you doing down here?
602
00:25:44,529 --> 00:25:46,606
Everybody's freaking out. Come on, we
got to get you to the competition.
603
00:25:46,731 --> 00:25:48,975
I don't want to compete.
604
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,777
What? Why not?
605
00:25:50,902 --> 00:25:51,811
I don't want to mess up again.
606
00:25:51,936 --> 00:25:52,779
What are you talking about?
607
00:25:52,904 --> 00:25:54,480
When do you mess up?
You're great.
608
00:25:54,605 --> 00:25:56,849
Seriously?
609
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:59,619
Oh.
610
00:25:59,744 --> 00:26:01,278
You were Marcy's spotter.
611
00:26:04,082 --> 00:26:05,525
I don't know what went wrong.
612
00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:07,093
We'd done it a hundred times.
613
00:26:07,218 --> 00:26:09,386
Everything was going perfectly.
614
00:26:11,089 --> 00:26:15,092
I just don't want anyone else
to get hurt.
615
00:26:26,838 --> 00:26:27,814
Look...
616
00:26:27,939 --> 00:26:32,051
I'm not afraid of heights
or falling or...
617
00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:36,456
Anything I probably should be.
618
00:26:36,581 --> 00:26:38,491
But do you know
whatam afraid of?
619
00:26:38,616 --> 00:26:43,086
Letting down the people
I care about.
620
00:26:45,256 --> 00:26:47,967
Look, you don't have to compete
if you don't want to compete.
621
00:26:48,092 --> 00:26:50,436
But I think your friends
are gonna feel a lot safer
622
00:26:50,561 --> 00:26:53,230
Knowing that you're there,
instead of having no one there.
623
00:26:56,134 --> 00:26:57,010
Right?
624
00:26:57,135 --> 00:26:58,378
Did, uh, that work?
625
00:26:58,503 --> 00:27:00,913
Because I kind of got to get all
the way up to the roof, so...
626
00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:04,250
How did you know
how to get down here?
627
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,518
All the girls know how.
628
00:27:05,643 --> 00:27:07,820
There's no security or cameras
down here,
629
00:27:07,945 --> 00:27:10,156
So we all just come down here
to do stuff.
630
00:27:10,281 --> 00:27:13,583
No security?
631
00:27:20,658 --> 00:27:22,669
well, the cor
subsidies are locked up.
632
00:27:22,794 --> 00:27:23,603
Budget is, too.
633
00:27:23,728 --> 00:27:25,304
And counting
nate's lunch buddy,
634
00:27:25,429 --> 00:27:27,674
We've got three
of the four votes that we need.
635
00:27:27,799 --> 00:27:30,543
Just leaves me and Legrange and...
636
00:27:30,668 --> 00:27:32,078
That's him.
637
00:27:32,203 --> 00:27:33,503
Steven turner.
638
00:27:35,473 --> 00:27:36,983
He just canceled.
639
00:27:37,108 --> 00:27:38,818
I'm so... what came up?
640
00:27:38,943 --> 00:27:42,889
And so it is with great pleasure
that I announce to you
641
00:27:43,014 --> 00:27:47,060
The Pep athletics J.J. Legrange
cheerleading scholarship.
642
00:27:47,185 --> 00:27:50,363
Ladies and gentlemen,
Congressman Legrange.
643
00:27:51,556 --> 00:27:53,599
Oh!
644
00:27:56,327 --> 00:28:01,074
Uh, well, uh,
thank you, Ms. Baran.
645
00:28:01,199 --> 00:28:03,876
And thank you, Pep athletics!
646
00:28:04,001 --> 00:28:06,670
Come on. Let's hear it.
647
00:28:07,905 --> 00:28:12,085
I... I am... I'm very proud
to be associated
648
00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:17,223
With such a fine example of
american entrepreneurial spirit.
649
00:28:17,348 --> 00:28:19,158
Thanks so much. Appreciate it.
650
00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:20,827
That's it. That's his hook.
651
00:28:20,952 --> 00:28:22,729
To get his name
on a scholarship
652
00:28:22,854 --> 00:28:24,797
And a big yearbook picture
blown up.
653
00:28:24,922 --> 00:28:26,265
Yeah, we were thinking too big.
654
00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:28,501
Well, he just publicly tied
himself to Pep athletics,
655
00:28:28,626 --> 00:28:30,737
So there's no way he's gonna
vote against them now.
656
00:28:30,862 --> 00:28:32,405
That's not
the only bad news.
657
00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:33,506
I'm in Baran's office.
658
00:28:33,631 --> 00:28:35,608
She's planning to buy Pep,
take it private.
659
00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:37,677
That's why she was pulling
all the cash together.
660
00:28:37,802 --> 00:28:39,912
Yes, and why she was so upset
the bill almost failed...
661
00:28:40,037 --> 00:28:41,948
Because if the bill fails,
662
00:28:42,073 --> 00:28:44,350
Pep's stock price
goes through the roof.
663
00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:45,809
She can't afford that.
664
00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:50,189
But if she already owns the
company before the bill fails...
665
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,190
She cleans up.
666
00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:52,391
We accelerated things too fast.
667
00:28:52,516 --> 00:28:53,793
We put the bill up for a vote
668
00:28:53,918 --> 00:28:55,962
Before she had a chance
to get her money together.
669
00:28:56,087 --> 00:28:58,531
If she buys Pep, that means
even less oversight.
670
00:28:58,656 --> 00:28:59,599
How do we stop her?
671
00:28:59,724 --> 00:29:03,059
We accelerate things even more.
672
00:29:03,932 --> 00:29:05,240
Ladies and gentleman,
673
00:29:05,365 --> 00:29:07,665
Pep athletics:
Is proud to presentmen,
674
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:11,809
The 17th annualTournament of Champions.
675
00:29:11,934 --> 00:29:12,977
Ready! Ready!
676
00:29:13,102 --> 00:29:15,179
Let's hear itfor the MHS badgers!
677
00:29:15,304 --> 00:29:16,581
Ready! Ready! Let's go!
678
00:29:20,276 --> 00:29:21,419
Ready?
679
00:29:21,544 --> 00:29:23,187
Ready.
680
00:29:23,312 --> 00:29:24,755
Ready.
681
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,490
Ready.
682
00:29:25,615 --> 00:29:26,090
Ready.
683
00:29:26,215 --> 00:29:27,125
Let's go.
684
00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:50,214
You seem to be popping up
all over the place.
685
00:29:50,339 --> 00:29:51,749
Yeah. I do that.
686
00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:55,086
Listen, I've moved up
the vote again
687
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:58,313
On H.R. 505
first thing tomorrow.
688
00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:01,993
How'd you pull that off?
689
00:30:02,118 --> 00:30:04,428
Congressman,
sorry to interrupt.
690
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,998
No problem, pal.
Just tell me this.
691
00:30:07,123 --> 00:30:10,201
What do you want,
and what's it worth to you?
692
00:30:12,328 --> 00:30:14,539
The bill is gonna fail
693
00:30:14,664 --> 00:30:16,908
Before you have a chance
to put your money together.
694
00:30:17,033 --> 00:30:18,300
Then it's "bye-bye, buyout."
695
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:25,340
You're very well informed,
mister...?
696
00:30:31,047 --> 00:30:32,990
Okay, then.
697
00:30:33,115 --> 00:30:36,718
Bring it on.
698
00:30:39,388 --> 00:30:41,265
She's on the hook.
699
00:30:41,390 --> 00:30:43,201
We need the rest of that money
right now.
700
00:30:43,326 --> 00:30:44,669
I want the buyout done today.
701
00:30:44,794 --> 00:30:46,070
We're still short on funds.
702
00:30:46,195 --> 00:30:48,606
We've got 22 companies
under our umbrella.
703
00:30:48,731 --> 00:30:50,098
Pull anything you can.
704
00:30:52,868 --> 00:30:53,778
Okay, nate,
you were right.
705
00:30:53,903 --> 00:30:55,546
They just pulled up
the org chart
706
00:30:55,671 --> 00:30:56,914
To dip into other companies.
707
00:30:57,039 --> 00:30:58,883
There are only a few
with liquidity.
708
00:30:59,008 --> 00:31:01,619
Well, try cheer wear,
the uniform company.
709
00:31:03,979 --> 00:31:05,923
oh, no, you don't.
710
00:31:06,048 --> 00:31:08,550
You're swimming my pool now,
guppy.
711
00:31:14,890 --> 00:31:17,034
ng
712
00:31:17,159 --> 00:31:19,303
Um, Ms. Baran,
the system's giving me an alert.
713
00:31:19,428 --> 00:31:22,306
I'm not sure that transfer
is legal.
714
00:31:22,431 --> 00:31:23,708
Why not?
715
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:26,911
It says there's a 1938 Labor law
requiring textile companies
716
00:31:27,036 --> 00:31:30,448
To keep cash on hand
to pay overtime.
717
00:31:30,573 --> 00:31:32,116
Is that for real?
718
00:31:32,241 --> 00:31:36,787
I'm checking, but it does
seem to be legitimate.
719
00:31:36,912 --> 00:31:38,856
What about the
all-cheer competition league?
720
00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,124
We run a competition a week.
721
00:31:40,249 --> 00:31:41,683
They must have
plenty of cash on hand.
722
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,596
Oh, keep it coming.
723
00:31:45,721 --> 00:31:47,655
Keep it...
do what you got to do.
724
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,070
ng
725
00:31:53,195 --> 00:31:55,640
We can't use that money,
either, because...
726
00:31:55,765 --> 00:31:58,075
Because we'reeeee
a sweepstakes?
727
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,810
We'rewhat?
728
00:31:59,935 --> 00:32:01,612
We're not a sport,
so technically,
729
00:32:01,737 --> 00:32:03,281
This says, we're a sweepstakes.
730
00:32:03,406 --> 00:32:05,516
There... there are
a lot of restrictions
731
00:32:05,641 --> 00:32:07,818
On what you can do
with sweepstakes money.
732
00:32:07,943 --> 00:32:09,020
Go for C.T.V.C.
733
00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:12,147
All those broadcast contracts...
they must have cash.
734
00:32:14,617 --> 00:32:18,763
Um, Ma'am, C.T.V.C.
Is under investigation
735
00:32:18,888 --> 00:32:19,964
For indecency.
736
00:32:20,089 --> 00:32:22,123
Well, when the hell
did thathappen?
737
00:32:24,093 --> 00:32:28,139
Oh my..
There. Right there, Sir.
738
00:32:28,264 --> 00:32:31,309
That is a wardrobe malfunction.
739
00:32:31,434 --> 00:32:35,513
I can see her hoo-hah!
Her hoo-hah, sir!
740
00:32:35,638 --> 00:32:36,947
Are you blind?!
741
00:32:37,072 --> 00:32:39,250
Do I need to call
Congressman Caballo?
742
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:40,718
Or Congressman Greenhill?
743
00:32:40,843 --> 00:32:42,944
I will call
my whole rolodex, sir!
744
00:32:45,915 --> 00:32:48,292
ng
745
00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:49,627
Find that money.
746
00:32:49,752 --> 00:32:53,130
I don't care where you get it,
but you find it!
747
00:32:53,255 --> 00:32:54,823
Call me
when the transfer's done.
748
00:33:01,096 --> 00:33:02,206
Keep on him, Hardison.
749
00:33:02,331 --> 00:33:03,374
I'm on it.
750
00:33:03,499 --> 00:33:06,143
Where's coach?
751
00:33:06,268 --> 00:33:08,012
She'll be here.
She won't let us down.
752
00:33:08,137 --> 00:33:09,447
Wolves, you're up.
753
00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:10,848
Let's give itup for the Wolves.
754
00:33:10,973 --> 00:33:14,885
I'm here!
I'm here! I'm here!
755
00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:17,688
all right, let's huddle up.
756
00:33:17,813 --> 00:33:21,025
I bet you guys could use
a Pep talk right about now, huh?
757
00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:23,627
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
758
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,396
For Marcy?
759
00:33:25,521 --> 00:33:26,821
For Marcy.
760
00:33:30,326 --> 00:33:31,902
Go, Wolves.
761
00:33:32,027 --> 00:33:33,671
Go-o-o-o, Wolves!
762
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,157
You play a good game.
763
00:34:26,282 --> 00:34:27,291
Thank you.
764
00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:28,626
It's not over yet.
765
00:34:28,751 --> 00:34:30,928
Oh, wrong.
766
00:34:31,053 --> 00:34:32,463
My assistant found the money.
767
00:34:32,588 --> 00:34:33,697
Mm.
768
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:36,834
I bought Pep while you've been
standing here...
769
00:34:36,959 --> 00:34:41,038
Gawking.
770
00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:43,941
Two, four, six, eight.
771
00:34:44,066 --> 00:34:45,509
Who did we annihilate?
772
00:35:06,489 --> 00:35:09,134
Ah, you underestimated me.
773
00:35:09,259 --> 00:35:12,085
People underestimate
cheerleaders all the time.
774
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:13,419
I didn't.
775
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:17,557
I saw a niche,
and I exploited it.
776
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:19,592
Every girl
wants to be a cheerleader.
777
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:21,361
Every girl wants to be pretty.
778
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:23,129
Every girl wants to be popular.
779
00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:28,401
And they will pay anything
to get it.
780
00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:35,147
Cheerleaders built me
a $300 million-a-year company
781
00:35:35,272 --> 00:35:36,248
Because I didn't
mm. Underestimate them.
782
00:35:44,982 --> 00:35:46,416
Wolves!
783
00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:56,201
Ladies and gentlemen,
784
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:58,770
Let's hear itfor the Northfield Wolves!
785
00:35:59,195 --> 00:36:02,908
You know, I-I really don't think
I underestimated you.
786
00:36:03,033 --> 00:36:06,145
In fact, I think
I estimated you just...
787
00:36:06,270 --> 00:36:07,546
About...
788
00:36:07,671 --> 00:36:09,081
Wait for it.
789
00:36:10,307 --> 00:36:11,383
Right.
790
00:36:11,508 --> 00:36:13,552
Let's give a handfor all our teams.
791
00:36:13,677 --> 00:36:16,288
You're gonna want to get that.
792
00:36:21,885 --> 00:36:22,928
What?
793
00:36:23,553 --> 00:36:24,663
We have a problem.
794
00:36:24,788 --> 00:36:27,599
There are federal agents here
with a warrant.
795
00:36:27,724 --> 00:36:29,367
For what?
796
00:36:29,492 --> 00:36:32,037
Insurance fraud.
797
00:36:32,162 --> 00:36:34,606
What? Why are the...
798
00:36:34,731 --> 00:36:35,640
The money.
799
00:36:35,765 --> 00:36:37,542
Where did you
pull the money from?
800
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:38,944
The only place I could.
801
00:36:39,069 --> 00:36:42,504
The national cheerleading
insurance and underwriters.
802
00:36:44,207 --> 00:36:45,684
Hardison,
that insurance company
803
00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:47,619
That the cheerleaders
have to buy from...
804
00:36:47,744 --> 00:36:49,187
How much cash on hand
do they have?
805
00:36:49,312 --> 00:36:50,689
Oh, they never pay out.
806
00:36:50,814 --> 00:36:53,592
They got a lot of premium money
sitting there.
807
00:36:53,717 --> 00:36:55,260
Okay, so here's what
we're gonna do.
808
00:36:55,385 --> 00:36:58,296
We are gonna make sure that that's
the only money she can draw from.
809
00:36:58,421 --> 00:37:00,322
All right.
810
00:37:01,558 --> 00:37:03,102
- What happened?
- Uh...
811
00:37:03,227 --> 00:37:05,137
I-I didn't do this. I
didn't... you didn't what?
812
00:37:05,262 --> 00:37:06,762
I didn't...
813
00:37:09,433 --> 00:37:10,776
Okay, just wait a second.
814
00:37:10,901 --> 00:37:12,177
I'm gonna go get Ms. Baran.
815
00:37:12,302 --> 00:37:13,178
Ms. Baran?
816
00:37:13,303 --> 00:37:14,680
I didn't...
817
00:37:14,805 --> 00:37:16,382
Ms. Baran,
we've got another photo op.
818
00:37:16,507 --> 00:37:17,950
I did not authorize
that transfer.
819
00:37:18,075 --> 00:37:19,451
Snyder did it on his own.
820
00:37:19,576 --> 00:37:20,652
This will fall on him.
821
00:37:20,777 --> 00:37:23,322
Well, that would be true
if it weren't for the bribe.
822
00:37:23,447 --> 00:37:24,723
What bribe? What bribe?
823
00:37:24,848 --> 00:37:27,626
The bribe that you gave him,
that's hiding in that trophy.
824
00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:28,918
What?
825
00:37:30,754 --> 00:37:32,255
Oops.
826
00:37:34,424 --> 00:37:35,424
Ms. Baran?
827
00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:54,453
I did not do that.
828
00:37:54,578 --> 00:37:57,356
I did not do any of this,
and no one can prove that I did.
829
00:37:57,481 --> 00:37:59,057
Well, actually,
that's the best part.
830
00:37:59,182 --> 00:38:00,292
No one has to.
831
00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:02,261
All they have to prove is that
people that work for you
832
00:38:02,386 --> 00:38:04,563
Committed insurance fraud
and bribery.
833
00:38:04,688 --> 00:38:08,500
And you, as the C.E.O., that
opens you up to RICO charges.
834
00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:11,392
The Mafia has a
less-complicated setup.
835
00:38:11,393 --> 00:38:13,104
Yeah, and with them you
need a federal task force
836
00:38:13,105 --> 00:38:14,738
and a RICO case
to bring them down.
837
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,090
FBI, Ma'am.
Come with us.
838
00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:19,358
Oh.
839
00:38:19,483 --> 00:38:21,527
What?!
840
00:38:21,652 --> 00:38:22,585
Let go!
841
00:38:24,321 --> 00:38:25,722
Let go of me!
842
00:38:28,626 --> 00:38:29,592
Cheers!
843
00:38:31,528 --> 00:38:34,974
What the hell just happened?
844
00:38:35,099 --> 00:38:36,408
Did I just accept a bribe?
845
00:38:36,533 --> 00:38:40,446
Well, technically... Maybe.
846
00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:44,383
But you didn't know,
so it probably...
847
00:38:44,508 --> 00:38:46,352
I'll tell you
what I would do, Congressman,
848
00:38:46,477 --> 00:38:47,853
Is I would put as much distance
849
00:38:47,978 --> 00:38:49,879
Between me and Pep athletics
as possible.
850
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,663
Ladies and gentlemen,
851
00:38:57,788 --> 00:39:02,234
This bill protects
our children... our children!
852
00:39:02,359 --> 00:39:04,069
And if we cannot protect them,
853
00:39:04,194 --> 00:39:06,796
Well, then,
what is this August body for?
854
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,711
I call for an immediate vote
on H.R. 505,
855
00:39:12,836 --> 00:39:14,947
The cheerleader protection act.
856
00:39:15,072 --> 00:39:16,806
All in favor?
857
00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:28,661
Motion passed.
858
00:39:28,786 --> 00:39:30,529
Yeah!
859
00:39:32,323 --> 00:39:33,956
Motion passed!
860
00:39:36,093 --> 00:39:37,570
Whoo!
861
00:39:37,695 --> 00:39:38,961
Well done.
862
00:39:40,431 --> 00:39:42,141
All right, coming through.
863
00:39:42,266 --> 00:39:44,076
I don't know how to thank you,
mr. Ford.
864
00:39:44,201 --> 00:39:46,345
Well, don't thank us quite yet.
865
00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:50,015
All right, now,
excuse me.
866
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:53,085
Young lady,
I just want you to know
867
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:56,555
That every decent american
feels for you.
868
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,291
And it gives me great pleasure
869
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:02,294
To declare you
the first recipient
870
00:40:02,419 --> 00:40:07,199
Of the J.J. Legrange scholarship
for injured female athletes.
871
00:40:07,324 --> 00:40:09,435
I figured I'd put that
to better use.
872
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,936
Hi. How are you? J.J. Legrange.
873
00:40:11,061 --> 00:40:12,271
I don't vote.
874
00:40:13,697 --> 00:40:15,064
Oh, you will.
875
00:40:21,672 --> 00:40:24,617
Your tickets, ma'am.
Here you go.
876
00:40:24,742 --> 00:40:25,751
Oh, thursd...
877
00:40:25,876 --> 00:40:28,487
thurs... Thursday.
878
00:40:28,612 --> 00:40:31,347
- That's great. Thanks.
- No problem.
879
00:40:33,684 --> 00:40:34,594
And what was that about?
880
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:35,528
huh?
881
00:40:35,653 --> 00:40:36,562
Oh, I was j... I was, um,
882
00:40:36,687 --> 00:40:39,465
Just planning a little trip
to the Gulf.
883
00:40:39,590 --> 00:40:43,002
The military are breaking ground
on Fort Devereaux.
884
00:40:43,127 --> 00:40:44,704
Fort Devereaux?
885
00:40:44,829 --> 00:40:45,705
Mm-hmm.
886
00:40:45,830 --> 00:40:47,673
I love government.
887
00:40:48,599 --> 00:40:50,143
Missed you guys this week.
888
00:40:50,268 --> 00:40:51,077
Good game.
889
00:40:57,241 --> 00:40:59,709
Good job on this one.
890
00:41:01,779 --> 00:41:03,589
I know what
you're trying to do, nate.
891
00:41:03,714 --> 00:41:06,425
You could have told me how
to hook legrange the whole time,
892
00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:09,162
But you wanted to see if
I could figure it out on my own.
893
00:41:09,287 --> 00:41:12,131
I trust some day very,
very soon, you're gonna tell me
894
00:41:12,256 --> 00:41:14,133
What kind of game
you're playing.
895
00:41:14,258 --> 00:41:17,827
Good job on this one.
896
00:41:30,546 --> 00:41:32,546
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