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(BUBBLING)
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOG HOWLING)
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(MAN HOWLING)
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(CROWD CHATTERING)
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Oh, how I love student plays.
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Yeah, except acting's for nerds.
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-(LAUGHING)
-Good one.
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Oh.
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Oh my gosh, it's the day of the show.
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Stage makeup really gets me going.
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Okay, calm down, Oscar.
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You're an awesome stage manager.
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You'll get through this.
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Has anybody seen my duct tape
and my girdle?
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(GROANS)
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(SINGING OFF-KEY)
La la la la la!
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-(GROANS)
-How's it going, Jocktopus?
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Jocktopus hate musicals!
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Well, maybe if someone
showed up to rehearsals,
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they'd know what they're doing.
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(GROWLS) Okay, you know what?
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I am not gonna let him ruin this for us.
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Hey, everyone, gather round.
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We've gotta do our best tonight,
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so I created this vision board.
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All of the elements will work together
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to make this
the most magical performance ever.
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But don't get stressed.
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Tonight is just like rehearsals...
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only it's not a rehearsal!
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Fish just got real!
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There will be hundreds of eyes
watching you.
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Hu-hundreds?
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-Mr. Mussels, anything you'd like to add?
-Yes.
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I wrote this play
with nothing more than words,
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so will you all please
add the rest of the stuff
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and make it good?
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Hot dog!
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My rap career is settin' off tonight.
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Save your excitement for the big number.
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All right, everyone, places.
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(EXCITED CHATTER)
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-Is it over?
-(SIGHS) If only we were so lucky.
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-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
-It's starting! It's starting!
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(INDECIPHERABLE GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Welcome to the town of Au Gratin.
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Mm, winter's a-comin'.
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There's something in the air.
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-(THUD)
-OSCAR: Sorry!
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In a land where yaks go to die,
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how do we survive?
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Good question, my friend.
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I tell you in one word...
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(MUSIC PICKS UP)
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KIDS: (SINGING) Potatoes, potatoes
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Potatoes
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Hey, potatoes!
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What is delicious and so nutritious
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And can be cooked
In a million different ways?
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-What? Oh.
-KIDS: Potatoes!
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Potatoes, potatoes
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Potatoes
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Hey, potatoes!
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Oh, Papa,
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this is the most bountiful harvest
we have ever had.
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Yes, Svetlana, my daughter,
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our enchanted spud, the Great Potato,
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has indeed been good to us this year.
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We must dance for him.
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(SINGING)
Who is the reason for the happy season?
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Who makes potatoes grow?
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He's magical and mystical
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I think you get the gistical
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Potatoes, potatoes
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Potatoes
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Hey, potatoes!
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Oh, Skidoodle! It's magic!
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Ho, ho, ho.
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I am the Great Potato.
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I love you, Great Potato.
(GROANS)
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I bless this harvest
to be the best harvest ever!
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(SINGING) Potato chips and french fries
Curly fries and steak fries
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-Waffle cut and home fries
-Give me some of those!
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ALBERT: Hash 'em, mash 'em, bake 'em,
fry 'em, make 'em any way you like 'em
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MILO: You know how this goes!
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(SINGING) Potatoes, potatoes
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Potatoes
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Hey, potatoes!
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(CHEERING)
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What's this play about?
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All right, everybody, now hurry up
and get ready for the next scene.
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Hey, potato, how you sing good?
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Well, my man,
either you got it or you don't.
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Some people just don't got it
and they're never gonna get it.
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And I pity them.
Derpa derp.
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Jocktopus go throw up now.
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Mr. Mussels, how do you write
such powerful stuff?
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You see, one night, I was eating dinner...
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(FLY BUZZES)
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Oh, okay, that makes sense.
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Well, time for the next scene.
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Curtains up, places!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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-What happened?
-The yak died, m'lord.
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Again?
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-(GRUNTS) Where are we?
-The town of Au Gratin.
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VILLAGERS: Welcome!
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Well, I don't like it.
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Get me one of them filthy peasants
to pull the cart.
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-Find the filthiest one you can.
-Yes, m'lord.
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Ooh, I found one!
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(HORSE NEIGHS)
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You, filthy old witch, pull my cart.
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-I'm not a witch.
-Well, whatever. Just pull my cart.
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I cannot pull your cart, but I can...
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(GRUNTS)
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Stupid puppet hands.
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I can... (COUGHS)
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offer you a humble potato.
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-I hate potatoes.
-(ALL GASP)
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But, kind sir, who are you
to reject an offer of fine potatoes?
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I'm Dandy Princerson, the prince.
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That makes me better than all of you.
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-No one is better than potatoes.
-Oh yeah?
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-(SCREAMS) My baby!
-(ALL GASP)
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Oh, now you did it, buddy.
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Your heart is untrue.
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I'm gonna put a curse on you.
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Until you learn to love a tater,
you'll be a beast...
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Smell you later!
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I thought you said you weren't a witch.
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I lied.
(CACKLES)
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What? I did not see that coming.
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Scram.
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Why isn't Jocktopus on the stage?
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(GRUNTS) That's your cue.
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-Uh, Jocktopus changed his mind.
-Do it!
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-Well, if it isn't King Thespian.
-(LAUGHING)
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You won't be released
from the form of a beast
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until you learn to love a potato.
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And scene!
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(TEETH CHATTERING)
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CLAMANTHA: Psst, make with the words.
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So, I bet you're pretty darn angry
about being turned into a Beastopus.
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And as revenge,
you want to steal the Great Potato.
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Right? Remember?
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-(CROWD MURMURING)
-(SHUDDERING)
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I feel uncomfortable.
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Oh! It's because I was sitting on a tack.
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Oh my gosh! Look at that!
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The Beastopus is stealing
the Great Potato!
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Jocktopus, what is the deal, my man?
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-What? Jocktopus did good.
-MILO: (SCREAMS)
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-Now that we have lost the Great Potato...
-(MILO SCREAMS)
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...we'll never have a harvest again.
B.R.B.
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Do you think this is funny?
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This play is so important to me
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and perhaps other people,
but no, not to you.
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Jocktopus has his reasons.
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Listen, mister, there's only room
for one diva on this stage,
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so you'd better start acting.
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Remember, the power is inside Jocktopus,
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Not there or there or there or...
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Man, you ripped!
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(FRUSTRATED GROWL)
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(SNORING)
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-(PIANO PLAYS)
-Ah! I'm up, I'm up!
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-(ALL SOBBING)
-Poor potato!
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(SOBBING)
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Whoo! I'm the North Wind.
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ESMARGOT: Whoo! Oh, sorry, guys!
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It washes off with soap.
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(WHIMPERS) What are we gonna do?
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Yes, with all the potatoes dead,
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how will we ever get through the winter?
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-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
-FINBERLEY: Psst, Shellsea!
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What? Oh...
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We're all gonna die!
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Come on!
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I guess all the potatoes are gonna die.
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We'll get through this.
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(ALBERT COUGHING)
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Oh, Svetlana,
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I can see the white potato
at the end of the vine.
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(SOBBING) No! Papa, don't die yet!
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You promised one day
you'd give me away at my wedding.
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-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-Ow!
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-And I'd wear Mama's dress.
-Svetlana, I...
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-Yes, Papa?
-I can't last much longer.
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I need potatoes to survive.
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Stay strong!
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I won't let you down.
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-Excitement, excitement, excitement!
-Oh, oh, did you hear that?
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Listen up!
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This plucky gal will rescue
the Great Potato from the evil Beastopus.
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-SHELLSEA: Ow.
-OSCAR: Sorry!
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(WHISTLES) Come on, Yak number three.
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(GRUNTS)
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Let's do this.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING) So my journey starts
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-On the back of a yak...
-(GRUNTS)
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There are hardships, sure
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But there's no turning back
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I will change Beastopus's mind
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In my own special way
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Truth and beauty will prevail
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I will save the day
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Because of me, potatoes there will be
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Because of me, everyone will be fed...
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-(GRUNTS)
-No!
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Yak number three! Why?
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You can't die.
Should I turn back?
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No, I must forge ahead...
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-(GRUNTS) Yak-less.
-(YELPS)
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(SINGING) Because of me,
Potatoes there will be
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Because of me
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Everyone will be fed
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It's my destiny
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To save the Great Potato
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And once I do, I'll find...
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True love
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(PANTING, LAUGHING)
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-(SIGHS)
-(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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-ALL: Bravo!
-All right, all right, it was okay.
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Bea is amazing.
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And she looks great in a tuxedo.
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That's a scene change, people.
Bea, that was fantastic.
257
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,978
Aw, thanks, Oscar. You really think so?
258
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,312
I mean, I did kind of nail it, didn't I?
259
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,147
Truly the most inspired work
I've ever seen.
260
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,324
Yeah! You making me look good.
261
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,480
You, daydreamer!
262
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,571
Get out there and make me
look even better!
263
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,618
Hold it! Remember what
we talked about, okay?
264
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,162
You have to focus.
265
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,202
Jocktopus is a professional.
266
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,869
You worry about your own lines.
267
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,709
Later at Castle Beastopus...
268
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,209
Snap.
269
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,835
You are now a prisoner at my castle.
270
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,965
"You will never escape."
271
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,757
Script says "raise hands and yell."
272
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,813
Nice acting, dork!
273
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,020
Oh, Jocktopus can't do this.
274
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,024
Dude, wait, hang on.
The scene's not over.
275
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,646
-(GROWLS)
-(GROANS)
276
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:16,485
Please help me understand
what is so great about potatoes.
277
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,161
I thought you'd never ask.
278
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,782
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
279
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,910
One potato, two potato, three potato, four
280
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,157
I'm the Great Potato here
The crowd go roar!
281
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,409
-(ALL CHEERING)
-Ah! Seriously, I said I was up.
282
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,791
Oh, this is still going on?
283
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,378
When I get down, shake my booty around
284
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,092
All potatoes in the town
Rise up from the ground
285
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,884
Oh no, he's a hot potato
Oh no, he's a hot potato
286
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,759
Potatoes are great
Put a few on your plate
287
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,006
Did you know they're filled
With potassium?
288
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,678
Oh no, he's a hot potato
Oh no, he's a hot potato
289
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,978
I'm a magic spud and a dancing machine...
290
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,562
This is the stupidest play
that I've ever seen.
291
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,768
(ROARS)
292
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,187
-(SCREAMS)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
293
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,977
(LAUGHING)
294
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,190
Ugh! I cannot believe him.
295
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,951
That Jerktopus is ruining our show again.
296
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,374
(YELLING)
297
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,156
Drastic times call for drastic measures.
298
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,164
-We need to replace him.
-In mid-show?
299
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,750
But how are we ever gonna pull that off?
300
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,996
Hmm.
301
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,838
(YELLING)
302
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,174
Ooh, a trapdoor!
I think I know a way.
303
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,013
All we need is
a Beastopus costume that fits you
304
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,684
-and you can take over the role.
-Wait, I don't know.
305
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,263
You want me to go on stage
in front of all those fish?
306
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,271
You'll do it for me, won't you, Oscar?
307
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,143
Give me the suit! I'll do it right now!
308
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,598
Man, I'm trying my hardest out there
to rock the joint,
309
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,310
and Jocktopus just leaves me hangin'.
310
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,440
Okay, Oscar, remember,
just wait for my signal.
311
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,898
-I mean it. I am so mad!
-Got it.
312
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:41,903
(SIGHS)
313
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,775
What a long journey I had.
314
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,995
But hey, I made it to Beastopus's castle.
315
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,162
BOTH: Oh!
316
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,666
-Is anyone there?
-Roar.
317
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,134
-Hiss.
-Girl.
318
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,915
-Roar.
-Hiss.
319
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,758
Girl.
320
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,430
(SINGING)
Theater cats, come out tonight
321
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,143
A girl in the castle
Means something's not right
322
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,724
Who is she? Who is she? Who can she be?
323
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,310
Who dares to enter
The lair of the beast...
324
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,808
opus?
325
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,397
Okay, Jocktopus,
326
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,732
now be sure to hit your mark
exactly where I told you.
327
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:18,939
(GRUNTS)
328
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:24,863
And come closer and closer... and stop!
329
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,491
Okay, Oscar, go! Now!
330
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,371
Who dare enter my lair?
331
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,367
Hey said "enter my lair."
332
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,407
-(LAUGHING)
-You're dead!
333
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,170
No, Beastopus, come here.
334
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,294
-I have to explain who I am.
-Oh yeah.
335
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,211
I am Svetlana.
336
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,375
I have come to offer myself
in place of the Great Potato. Now!
337
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,678
Don't even think about touching her,
Jocktopus.
338
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,347
It's a play,
Piranhica!
339
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,845
Beastopus, seriously!
Here now!
340
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,386
-I don't wanna.
-Oscar, do something.
341
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,231
-(GRUNTS)
-MILO: Whee!
342
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,528
(JOCKTOPUS YELLING)
343
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,861
(CRASHING)
344
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,401
It's go time.
345
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,445
Roar!
346
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,163
Oh, Beastopus, there you are.
347
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,584
Lost you for a sec.
348
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,412
Yes, it is I, uh, Beastopus.
349
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,539
Oh, he lost weight.
350
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,170
It's all about portion control.
351
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,294
-JOCKTOPUS: What the...? (YELLS)
-(SMASHING)
352
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,961
That's not my script.
353
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,760
Uh, be right back again.
354
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,890
-What is going on?
-Mr. Mussels, I can explain.
355
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:31,056
Jocktopus was intentionally
trying to ruin the show,
356
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,220
so we replaced him.
357
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,270
Oh, Bea, you got it all wrong.
358
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,055
Let me explain.
359
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,357
MR. MUSSELS: I was writing my play
360
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,282
when Jocktopus showed up at my door.
361
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,822
Jocktopus went on
to tell me about his secret
362
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,607
and how he needed to be
a part of the show.
363
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,451
Then we had a moment.
364
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,697
Then I secretly practiced with the boy,
day and night,
365
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:58,621
until he was a fine-tuned acting machine.
366
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:05,092
Tonight Jocktopus was supposed to show
the whole school his dream come true,
367
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,338
but I guess that won't happen.
368
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,554
(GASPS) What have I done?
369
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,885
Jocktopus had a dream, just like I did.
370
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,427
And I ruined it.
371
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,311
I'm the real Beastopus.
372
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,523
-I have to do something to fix this.
-(SMASHING)
373
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,396
(ROARING)
374
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,404
-(CROWD GASPS)
-Get 'em, honey! Get 'em, Jocktopus!
375
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,566
Hey, y'all, I don't remember this part
from rehearsals.
376
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,117
-(CROWD GASPS)
-(YELLING)
377
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,698
(BEATBOXING)
378
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,288
(PANTING)
379
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,713
(SAWING)
380
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,790
(YELLING)
381
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,384
(SCREAMING)
382
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,455
What have I done?
383
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,471
Wow, the show is going amazing.
384
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,469
Maybe.
385
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,180
(SIGHS) All right, everyone,
that was only a small setback.
386
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,889
Let's make
the finale count.
387
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,097
Good cat dancing out there, Esmargot.
388
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,849
I do what I can for the people.
389
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:06,231
Hey, Oscar, I liked the way you manhandled
that mean old Jocktopus.
390
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,860
Muy macho!
391
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,527
Just promise me one thing.
392
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,525
Never ever take
that delicious costume off.
393
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,698
(CLAMANTHA ROARS)
394
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,280
I'm burning it the second the show's over.
395
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,118
-Shh...
-I...
396
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,366
Shh...
397
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,752
(INHALES) Shh...
398
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,134
You really have good control
of that fake hand.
399
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,463
CLAMANTHA: I've been practicing.
400
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,258
Oscar, we've gotta get on stage.
401
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,301
Our scene's starting
and I am itching to do my second rap.
402
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,546
Right. I almost forgot
I'm in the show now.
403
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,388
Dude, you're gonna be
a much better Beastopus
404
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,805
than Captain Wreck-the-Stage back there.
405
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,144
-(ROARS)
-I hope so.
406
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,019
Oscar, um, about Jocktopus...
407
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,229
Don't worry, Bea.
408
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,517
He's all taken care of,
just like we planned.
409
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,571
Yeah, okay.
(NERVOUS LAUGH)
410
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,609
Well, see you on stage.
411
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,857
MILO: So you see,
412
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,080
-potatoes make the sun rise and set.
-(APPLAUSE)
413
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,621
-Jocktopus?
-Go away.
414
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:02,623
(CRYING) Jocktopus doesn't wanna
talk to nerd girl.
415
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,625
I'm so sorry about all this.
416
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,042
I didn't know how you really felt.
417
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,340
Doing the play was really important.
418
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,923
See, when Jocktopus only had
little baby muscles,
419
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,893
he would listen to Jocktopapa
tell him stories.
420
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,095
..."And the magic potato
wished them goodbye
421
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:24,645
"as it flew off into the mountains
to continue his life's journey. The end."
422
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:29,282
Wow, Jocktopapa sure does tell
good stories about magic potatoes.
423
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,572
Magic potato stories are the best stories.
424
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,068
My greatest one wish for you, my son,
425
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,949
is that one day you would
sing a beautiful song
426
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,577
in a musical about a magic potato.
427
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,329
Jocktopus just wanted
to make Jocktopapa happy.
428
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,290
Then why did you try to wreck the show?
429
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,801
Jocktopus tried his best to do good,
430
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,843
but words are hard to remember.
431
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,137
Friends make fun of Jocktopus!
Make him angry.
432
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,512
Some things hurt more than punches!
433
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:04,227
Now Jocktopus can't make
potato magic for Jocktopapa.
434
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,145
(SINGING) You've got your dreams
435
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,527
Big ones it seems
436
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,782
You and I, just the same
437
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:23,697
The dream train's gonna take us so far
438
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,667
Further than a ride
439
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,092
In an old dream car...
440
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,170
What do you say, big fella?
441
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,720
Let's get back on that stage
and finish this fish school musical.
442
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,513
Uh, I don't know.
443
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,718
-You really think I can do it?
-I do.
444
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,813
Seriously, dude, how can you not love me?
445
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,766
A Beastopus like me shall never know love.
446
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,779
-Let me on that dream train...
-(CROWD GASPS)
447
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,822
-He's so scary!
-I too have a dream...
448
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,195
Oh no, he's free!
449
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,952
Got to sing and be a part of this
450
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,330
-This crazy thing...
-What?
451
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:07,713
Dream train's gonna take us so far
452
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,791
Now you're gonna see me
453
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,000
For who I are
454
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,302
You and I share wishes
455
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,891
The hopes and dreams of all the fishes
456
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,263
Ridin' on the dream train
457
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,061
You're gonna be a star...
458
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,812
-JOCK: I want my money back!
-(GROWLS)
459
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,557
-(LAUGHS)
-All right, that's enough!
460
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:38,702
Dream train's gonna take us so far
461
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,947
Ridin' on the dream train
462
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:45,486
You're gonna be
463
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:51,748
A star
464
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,464
Dream train!
465
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:58,628
(CHEERING)
466
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,759
Okay, guys, let's take it home.
467
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,177
True love broke the curse.
468
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:08,482
Oh, Beastopus is changing
back into a fish.
469
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,768
(YELLS)
470
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,606
Oh my gosh, what's happening?
471
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,732
I'm having an aneurysm
is what's happening.
472
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,439
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
473
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,200
Beastopus is gone and in his place
is a changed fish.
474
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,029
I guess I'd better get out of here.
475
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,659
Yeah, I think we should
totally get married.
476
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,206
Man, how come I don't get to be
the prince in this scene?
477
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,961
-Svetlana, do you take the prince...?
-I do!
478
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,376
-(GIRLS SCREAMING)
-Was that legally binding?
479
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,760
So that was our story.
480
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,468
Yaks may die,
481
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,553
princes may transform into beasts,
482
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,643
but love and family survive,
483
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,064
thanks to...
484
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:51,559
(ALL SINGING)
Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes
485
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,309
Hey, potatoes!
486
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,821
(CHEERING)
487
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,659
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-Dad, I did it!
488
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,156
I couldn't be prouder.
Now smash some nerds.
489
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,829
Jocktopus!
490
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,917
(ROARING)
491
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,883
(CROWD SCREAMING)
492
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,337
(SNORING)
493
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,548
(MURMURING)
494
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:29,809
(SNORING)
495
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,649
(SIGHS, SNORES)
496
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,152
(SPLUTTERS) Huh? It's over?
497
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,025
Oh, thank goodness.
498
00:22:41,075 --> 00:22:45,625
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