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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:03,003 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,800 (THEME SONG PLAYING) One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,473 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,092 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,758 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,427 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,055 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,722 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,430 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:18,017 La la la la 11 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,765 Ooh 12 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,397 La la la la 13 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,975 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,398 La la la la 15 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,316 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,145 La la la la 17 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,281 One, two, three, four 18 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,818 Who's that knocking at my door? 19 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,541 Five, six, seven, eight 20 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:35,951 Hurry up and don't be late 21 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,579 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 22 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,461 Got a secret I can't tell 23 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,246 Flap your fins, flip your tail 24 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,826 School's out, ring the bell! 25 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:48,419 (MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:55,135 (MUSIC PLAYING) 27 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,690 (DOG HOWLING) 28 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,651 (MAN HOWLING) 29 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,070 (CROWD CHATTERING) 30 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,532 Oh, how I love student plays. 31 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,900 Yeah, except acting's for nerds. 32 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,491 -(LAUGHING) -Good one. 33 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:13,736 Oh. 34 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,873 Oh my gosh, it's the day of the show. 35 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,122 Stage makeup really gets me going. 36 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,540 Okay, calm down, Oscar. 37 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,209 You're an awesome stage manager. 38 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,497 You'll get through this. 39 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:29,050 Has anybody seen my duct tape and my girdle? 40 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,474 (GROANS) 41 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,471 (SINGING OFF-KEY) La la la la la! 42 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,345 -(GROANS) -How's it going, Jocktopus? 43 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,353 Jocktopus hate musicals! 44 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,887 Well, maybe if someone showed up to rehearsals, 45 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,439 they'd know what they're doing. 46 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,563 (GROWLS) Okay, you know what? 47 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,900 I am not gonna let him ruin this for us. 48 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,816 Hey, everyone, gather round. 49 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:51,822 We've gotta do our best tonight, 50 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,527 so I created this vision board. 51 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,777 All of the elements will work together 52 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,579 to make this the most magical performance ever. 53 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,326 But don't get stressed. 54 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,501 Tonight is just like rehearsals... 55 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,575 only it's not a rehearsal! 56 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,922 Fish just got real! 57 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,085 There will be hundreds of eyes watching you. 58 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,674 Hu-hundreds? 59 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,469 -Mr. Mussels, anything you'd like to add? -Yes. 60 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,684 I wrote this play with nothing more than words, 61 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,928 so will you all please add the rest of the stuff 62 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,308 and make it good? 63 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,765 Hot dog! 64 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,314 My rap career is settin' off tonight. 65 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,689 Save your excitement for the big number. 66 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,476 All right, everyone, places. 67 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,570 (EXCITED CHATTER) 68 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:35,235 -Is it over? -(SIGHS) If only we were so lucky. 69 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,740 -(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) -It's starting! It's starting! 70 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:45,792 (INDECIPHERABLE GRUNTING) 71 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:49,211 (GRUNTING) 72 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,304 (MUSIC PLAYING) 73 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,795 Welcome to the town of Au Gratin. 74 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,434 Mm, winter's a-comin'. 75 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,308 There's something in the air. 76 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,139 -(THUD) -OSCAR: Sorry! 77 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:07,149 In a land where yaks go to die, 78 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,861 how do we survive? 79 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,823 Good question, my friend. 80 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,240 I tell you in one word... 81 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,571 (MUSIC PICKS UP) 82 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,448 KIDS: (SINGING) Potatoes, potatoes 83 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,446 Potatoes 84 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,247 Hey, potatoes! 85 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,870 What is delicious and so nutritious 86 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,750 And can be cooked In a million different ways? 87 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,338 -What? Oh. -KIDS: Potatoes! 88 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,296 Potatoes, potatoes 89 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,472 Potatoes 90 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,304 Hey, potatoes! 91 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:40,761 Oh, Papa, 92 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:44,142 this is the most bountiful harvest we have ever had. 93 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,809 Yes, Svetlana, my daughter, 94 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,897 our enchanted spud, the Great Potato, 95 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,573 has indeed been good to us this year. 96 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,396 We must dance for him. 97 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,279 (SINGING) Who is the reason for the happy season? 98 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,869 Who makes potatoes grow? 99 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,581 He's magical and mystical 100 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,082 I think you get the gistical 101 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,163 Potatoes, potatoes 102 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,289 Potatoes 103 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,918 Hey, potatoes! 104 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,253 Oh, Skidoodle! It's magic! 105 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,921 Ho, ho, ho. 106 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:18,262 I am the Great Potato. 107 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,755 I love you, Great Potato. (GROANS) 108 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:26,017 I bless this harvest to be the best harvest ever! 109 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,693 (SINGING) Potato chips and french fries Curly fries and steak fries 110 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,612 -Waffle cut and home fries -Give me some of those! 111 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,522 ALBERT: Hash 'em, mash 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em, make 'em any way you like 'em 112 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,031 MILO: You know how this goes! 113 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,783 (SINGING) Potatoes, potatoes 114 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,945 Potatoes 115 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,914 Hey, potatoes! 116 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:44,792 (CHEERING) 117 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,581 What's this play about? 118 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:49,405 All right, everybody, now hurry up and get ready for the next scene. 119 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,665 Hey, potato, how you sing good? 120 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,094 Well, my man, either you got it or you don't. 121 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,757 Some people just don't got it and they're never gonna get it. 122 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,973 And I pity them. Derpa derp. 123 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,260 Jocktopus go throw up now. 124 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:07,223 Mr. Mussels, how do you write such powerful stuff? 125 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,940 You see, one night, I was eating dinner... 126 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:12,061 (FLY BUZZES) 127 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,557 Oh, okay, that makes sense. 128 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,651 Well, time for the next scene. 129 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,237 Curtains up, places! 130 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,403 (MUSIC PLAYING) 131 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,663 (GRUNTS) 132 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,781 -What happened? -The yak died, m'lord. 133 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,292 Again? 134 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,624 -(GRUNTS) Where are we? -The town of Au Gratin. 135 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,000 VILLAGERS: Welcome! 136 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,376 Well, I don't like it. 137 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,423 Get me one of them filthy peasants to pull the cart. 138 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,877 -Find the filthiest one you can. -Yes, m'lord. 139 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,843 Ooh, I found one! 140 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,849 (HORSE NEIGHS) 141 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,971 You, filthy old witch, pull my cart. 142 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:51,269 -I'm not a witch. -Well, whatever. Just pull my cart. 143 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,314 I cannot pull your cart, but I can... 144 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,691 (GRUNTS) 145 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,112 Stupid puppet hands. 146 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,565 I can... (COUGHS) 147 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,447 offer you a humble potato. 148 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,242 -I hate potatoes. -(ALL GASP) 149 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:11,409 But, kind sir, who are you to reject an offer of fine potatoes? 150 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,041 I'm Dandy Princerson, the prince. 151 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,287 That makes me better than all of you. 152 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,550 -No one is better than potatoes. -Oh yeah? 153 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,893 -(SCREAMS) My baby! -(ALL GASP) 154 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,551 Oh, now you did it, buddy. 155 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,465 Your heart is untrue. 156 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,352 I'm gonna put a curse on you. 157 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:34,185 Until you learn to love a tater, you'll be a beast... 158 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,477 Smell you later! 159 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,475 I thought you said you weren't a witch. 160 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,021 I lied. (CACKLES) 161 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,820 What? I did not see that coming. 162 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,065 Scram. 163 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,661 Why isn't Jocktopus on the stage? 164 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,493 (GRUNTS) That's your cue. 165 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,538 -Uh, Jocktopus changed his mind. -Do it! 166 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,499 -Well, if it isn't King Thespian. -(LAUGHING) 167 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,671 You won't be released from the form of a beast 168 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,424 until you learn to love a potato. 169 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,933 And scene! 170 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,764 (TEETH CHATTERING) 171 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,557 CLAMANTHA: Psst, make with the words. 172 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:19,190 So, I bet you're pretty darn angry about being turned into a Beastopus. 173 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:24,654 And as revenge, you want to steal the Great Potato. 174 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,695 Right? Remember? 175 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,661 -(CROWD MURMURING) -(SHUDDERING) 176 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,576 I feel uncomfortable. 177 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,542 Oh! It's because I was sitting on a tack. 178 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,119 Oh my gosh! Look at that! 179 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:42,001 The Beastopus is stealing the Great Potato! 180 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,762 Jocktopus, what is the deal, my man? 181 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,723 -What? Jocktopus did good. -MILO: (SCREAMS) 182 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:50,505 -Now that we have lost the Great Potato... -(MILO SCREAMS) 183 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,852 ...we'll never have a harvest again. B.R.B. 184 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,064 Do you think this is funny? 185 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,314 This play is so important to me 186 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,266 and perhaps other people, but no, not to you. 187 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,274 Jocktopus has his reasons. 188 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:05,193 Listen, mister, there's only room for one diva on this stage, 189 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,362 so you'd better start acting. 190 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:12,241 Remember, the power is inside Jocktopus, 191 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:16,624 Not there or there or there or... 192 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,497 Man, you ripped! 193 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,457 (FRUSTRATED GROWL) 194 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,753 (SNORING) 195 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,631 -(PIANO PLAYS) -Ah! I'm up, I'm up! 196 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,681 -(ALL SOBBING) -Poor potato! 197 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,104 (SOBBING) 198 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:36,274 Whoo! I'm the North Wind. 199 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,813 ESMARGOT: Whoo! Oh, sorry, guys! 200 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,649 It washes off with soap. 201 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,902 (WHIMPERS) What are we gonna do? 202 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,395 Yes, with all the potatoes dead, 203 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,358 how will we ever get through the winter? 204 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,778 -(CHUCKLES) Yeah. -FINBERLEY: Psst, Shellsea! 205 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,319 What? Oh... 206 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,120 We're all gonna die! 207 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,494 Come on! 208 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:58,714 I guess all the potatoes are gonna die. 209 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,495 We'll get through this. 210 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,712 (ALBERT COUGHING) 211 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,956 Oh, Svetlana, 212 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:09,722 I can see the white potato at the end of the vine. 213 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,836 (SOBBING) No! Papa, don't die yet! 214 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,429 You promised one day you'd give me away at my wedding. 215 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,598 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -Ow! 216 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,016 -And I'd wear Mama's dress. -Svetlana, I... 217 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,645 -Yes, Papa? -I can't last much longer. 218 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,107 I need potatoes to survive. 219 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,067 Stay strong! 220 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,067 I won't let you down. 221 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,657 -Excitement, excitement, excitement! -Oh, oh, did you hear that? 222 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,198 Listen up! 223 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:40,826 This plucky gal will rescue the Great Potato from the evil Beastopus. 224 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:42,666 -SHELLSEA: Ow. -OSCAR: Sorry! 225 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,789 (WHISTLES) Come on, Yak number three. 226 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,419 (GRUNTS) 227 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,134 Let's do this. 228 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,473 (MUSIC PLAYING) 229 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,473 (SINGING) So my journey starts 230 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,599 -On the back of a yak... -(GRUNTS) 231 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,184 There are hardships, sure 232 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,562 But there's no turning back 233 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,692 I will change Beastopus's mind 234 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,476 In my own special way 235 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,739 Truth and beauty will prevail 236 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,623 I will save the day 237 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:20,662 Because of me, potatoes there will be 238 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:26,750 Because of me, everyone will be fed... 239 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,048 -(GRUNTS) -No! 240 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,337 Yak number three! Why? 241 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,379 You can't die. Should I turn back? 242 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,677 No, I must forge ahead... 243 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,716 -(GRUNTS) Yak-less. -(YELPS) 244 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:45,064 (SINGING) Because of me, Potatoes there will be 245 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,479 Because of me 246 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:51,230 Everyone will be fed 247 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,701 It's my destiny 248 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:57,568 To save the Great Potato 249 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,078 And once I do, I'll find... 250 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:06,329 True love 251 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,079 (PANTING, LAUGHING) 252 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,134 -(SIGHS) -(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 253 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,296 -ALL: Bravo! -All right, all right, it was okay. 254 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,378 Bea is amazing. 255 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,048 And she looks great in a tuxedo. 256 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,509 That's a scene change, people. Bea, that was fantastic. 257 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,978 Aw, thanks, Oscar. You really think so? 258 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,312 I mean, I did kind of nail it, didn't I? 259 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,147 Truly the most inspired work I've ever seen. 260 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,324 Yeah! You making me look good. 261 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,480 You, daydreamer! 262 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,571 Get out there and make me look even better! 263 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,618 Hold it! Remember what we talked about, okay? 264 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,162 You have to focus. 265 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,202 Jocktopus is a professional. 266 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,869 You worry about your own lines. 267 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,709 Later at Castle Beastopus... 268 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,209 Snap. 269 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,835 You are now a prisoner at my castle. 270 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,965 "You will never escape." 271 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,757 Script says "raise hands and yell." 272 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,813 Nice acting, dork! 273 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,020 Oh, Jocktopus can't do this. 274 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,024 Dude, wait, hang on. The scene's not over. 275 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,646 -(GROWLS) -(GROANS) 276 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:16,485 Please help me understand what is so great about potatoes. 277 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,161 I thought you'd never ask. 278 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,782 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 279 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,910 One potato, two potato, three potato, four 280 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,157 I'm the Great Potato here The crowd go roar! 281 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,409 -(ALL CHEERING) -Ah! Seriously, I said I was up. 282 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,791 Oh, this is still going on? 283 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,378 When I get down, shake my booty around 284 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,092 All potatoes in the town Rise up from the ground 285 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,884 Oh no, he's a hot potato Oh no, he's a hot potato 286 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,759 Potatoes are great Put a few on your plate 287 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,006 Did you know they're filled With potassium? 288 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,678 Oh no, he's a hot potato Oh no, he's a hot potato 289 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,978 I'm a magic spud and a dancing machine... 290 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,562 This is the stupidest play that I've ever seen. 291 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,768 (ROARS) 292 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,187 -(SCREAMS) -(GLASS SHATTERS) 293 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,977 (LAUGHING) 294 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,190 Ugh! I cannot believe him. 295 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,951 That Jerktopus is ruining our show again. 296 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,374 (YELLING) 297 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,156 Drastic times call for drastic measures. 298 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,164 -We need to replace him. -In mid-show? 299 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,750 But how are we ever gonna pull that off? 300 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,996 Hmm. 301 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,838 (YELLING) 302 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,174 Ooh, a trapdoor! I think I know a way. 303 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,013 All we need is a Beastopus costume that fits you 304 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,684 -and you can take over the role. -Wait, I don't know. 305 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,263 You want me to go on stage in front of all those fish? 306 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,271 You'll do it for me, won't you, Oscar? 307 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,143 Give me the suit! I'll do it right now! 308 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,598 Man, I'm trying my hardest out there to rock the joint, 309 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,310 and Jocktopus just leaves me hangin'. 310 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,440 Okay, Oscar, remember, just wait for my signal. 311 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,898 -I mean it. I am so mad! -Got it. 312 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:41,903 (SIGHS) 313 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,775 What a long journey I had. 314 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,995 But hey, I made it to Beastopus's castle. 315 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,162 BOTH: Oh! 316 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,666 -Is anyone there? -Roar. 317 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,134 -Hiss. -Girl. 318 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,915 -Roar. -Hiss. 319 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,758 Girl. 320 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,430 (SINGING) Theater cats, come out tonight 321 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,143 A girl in the castle Means something's not right 322 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,724 Who is she? Who is she? Who can she be? 323 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,310 Who dares to enter The lair of the beast... 324 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,808 opus? 325 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,397 Okay, Jocktopus, 326 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,732 now be sure to hit your mark exactly where I told you. 327 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:18,939 (GRUNTS) 328 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:24,863 And come closer and closer... and stop! 329 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,491 Okay, Oscar, go! Now! 330 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,371 Who dare enter my lair? 331 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,367 Hey said "enter my lair." 332 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,407 -(LAUGHING) -You're dead! 333 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,170 No, Beastopus, come here. 334 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,294 -I have to explain who I am. -Oh yeah. 335 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,211 I am Svetlana. 336 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,375 I have come to offer myself in place of the Great Potato. Now! 337 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,678 Don't even think about touching her, Jocktopus. 338 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,347 It's a play, Piranhica! 339 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,845 Beastopus, seriously! Here now! 340 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,386 -I don't wanna. -Oscar, do something. 341 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,231 -(GRUNTS) -MILO: Whee! 342 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,528 (JOCKTOPUS YELLING) 343 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,861 (CRASHING) 344 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,401 It's go time. 345 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,445 Roar! 346 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,163 Oh, Beastopus, there you are. 347 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,584 Lost you for a sec. 348 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,412 Yes, it is I, uh, Beastopus. 349 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,539 Oh, he lost weight. 350 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,170 It's all about portion control. 351 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,294 -JOCKTOPUS: What the...? (YELLS) -(SMASHING) 352 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,961 That's not my script. 353 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,760 Uh, be right back again. 354 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,890 -What is going on? -Mr. Mussels, I can explain. 355 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:31,056 Jocktopus was intentionally trying to ruin the show, 356 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,220 so we replaced him. 357 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,270 Oh, Bea, you got it all wrong. 358 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,055 Let me explain. 359 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,357 MR. MUSSELS: I was writing my play 360 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,282 when Jocktopus showed up at my door. 361 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,822 Jocktopus went on to tell me about his secret 362 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,607 and how he needed to be a part of the show. 363 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,451 Then we had a moment. 364 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,697 Then I secretly practiced with the boy, day and night, 365 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:58,621 until he was a fine-tuned acting machine. 366 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:05,092 Tonight Jocktopus was supposed to show the whole school his dream come true, 367 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,338 but I guess that won't happen. 368 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,554 (GASPS) What have I done? 369 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,885 Jocktopus had a dream, just like I did. 370 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,427 And I ruined it. 371 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,311 I'm the real Beastopus. 372 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,523 -I have to do something to fix this. -(SMASHING) 373 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,396 (ROARING) 374 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,404 -(CROWD GASPS) -Get 'em, honey! Get 'em, Jocktopus! 375 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,566 Hey, y'all, I don't remember this part from rehearsals. 376 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,117 -(CROWD GASPS) -(YELLING) 377 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,698 (BEATBOXING) 378 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,288 (PANTING) 379 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,713 (SAWING) 380 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,790 (YELLING) 381 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,384 (SCREAMING) 382 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,455 What have I done? 383 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,471 Wow, the show is going amazing. 384 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,469 Maybe. 385 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,180 (SIGHS) All right, everyone, that was only a small setback. 386 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,889 Let's make the finale count. 387 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,097 Good cat dancing out there, Esmargot. 388 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,849 I do what I can for the people. 389 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:06,231 Hey, Oscar, I liked the way you manhandled that mean old Jocktopus. 390 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,860 Muy macho! 391 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,527 Just promise me one thing. 392 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,525 Never ever take that delicious costume off. 393 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,698 (CLAMANTHA ROARS) 394 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,280 I'm burning it the second the show's over. 395 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,118 -Shh... -I... 396 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,366 Shh... 397 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,752 (INHALES) Shh... 398 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,134 You really have good control of that fake hand. 399 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,463 CLAMANTHA: I've been practicing. 400 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,258 Oscar, we've gotta get on stage. 401 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,301 Our scene's starting and I am itching to do my second rap. 402 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,546 Right. I almost forgot I'm in the show now. 403 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,388 Dude, you're gonna be a much better Beastopus 404 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,805 than Captain Wreck-the-Stage back there. 405 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,144 -(ROARS) -I hope so. 406 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,019 Oscar, um, about Jocktopus... 407 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,229 Don't worry, Bea. 408 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,517 He's all taken care of, just like we planned. 409 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,571 Yeah, okay. (NERVOUS LAUGH) 410 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,609 Well, see you on stage. 411 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,857 MILO: So you see, 412 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,080 -potatoes make the sun rise and set. -(APPLAUSE) 413 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,621 -Jocktopus? -Go away. 414 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:02,623 (CRYING) Jocktopus doesn't wanna talk to nerd girl. 415 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,625 I'm so sorry about all this. 416 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,042 I didn't know how you really felt. 417 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,340 Doing the play was really important. 418 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,923 See, when Jocktopus only had little baby muscles, 419 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,893 he would listen to Jocktopapa tell him stories. 420 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,095 ..."And the magic potato wished them goodbye 421 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:24,645 "as it flew off into the mountains to continue his life's journey. The end." 422 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:29,282 Wow, Jocktopapa sure does tell good stories about magic potatoes. 423 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,572 Magic potato stories are the best stories. 424 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,068 My greatest one wish for you, my son, 425 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,949 is that one day you would sing a beautiful song 426 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,577 in a musical about a magic potato. 427 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,329 Jocktopus just wanted to make Jocktopapa happy. 428 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,290 Then why did you try to wreck the show? 429 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,801 Jocktopus tried his best to do good, 430 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,843 but words are hard to remember. 431 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,137 Friends make fun of Jocktopus! Make him angry. 432 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,512 Some things hurt more than punches! 433 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:04,227 Now Jocktopus can't make potato magic for Jocktopapa. 434 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,145 (SINGING) You've got your dreams 435 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,527 Big ones it seems 436 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,782 You and I, just the same 437 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:23,697 The dream train's gonna take us so far 438 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,667 Further than a ride 439 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,092 In an old dream car... 440 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,170 What do you say, big fella? 441 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,720 Let's get back on that stage and finish this fish school musical. 442 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,513 Uh, I don't know. 443 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,718 -You really think I can do it? -I do. 444 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,813 Seriously, dude, how can you not love me? 445 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,766 A Beastopus like me shall never know love. 446 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,779 -Let me on that dream train... -(CROWD GASPS) 447 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,822 -He's so scary! -I too have a dream... 448 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,195 Oh no, he's free! 449 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,952 Got to sing and be a part of this 450 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,330 -This crazy thing... -What? 451 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:07,713 Dream train's gonna take us so far 452 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,791 Now you're gonna see me 453 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,000 For who I are 454 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,302 You and I share wishes 455 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,891 The hopes and dreams of all the fishes 456 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,263 Ridin' on the dream train 457 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,061 You're gonna be a star... 458 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,812 -JOCK: I want my money back! -(GROWLS) 459 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,557 -(LAUGHS) -All right, that's enough! 460 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:38,702 Dream train's gonna take us so far 461 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,947 Ridin' on the dream train 462 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:45,486 You're gonna be 463 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:51,748 A star 464 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,464 Dream train! 465 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:58,628 (CHEERING) 466 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,759 Okay, guys, let's take it home. 467 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,177 True love broke the curse. 468 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:08,482 Oh, Beastopus is changing back into a fish. 469 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,768 (YELLS) 470 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,606 Oh my gosh, what's happening? 471 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,732 I'm having an aneurysm is what's happening. 472 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,439 (GIRLS SCREAMING) 473 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,200 Beastopus is gone and in his place is a changed fish. 474 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,029 I guess I'd better get out of here. 475 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,659 Yeah, I think we should totally get married. 476 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,206 Man, how come I don't get to be the prince in this scene? 477 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,961 -Svetlana, do you take the prince...? -I do! 478 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,376 -(GIRLS SCREAMING) -Was that legally binding? 479 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,760 So that was our story. 480 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,468 Yaks may die, 481 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,553 princes may transform into beasts, 482 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,643 but love and family survive, 483 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,064 thanks to... 484 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:51,559 (ALL SINGING) Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes 485 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,309 Hey, potatoes! 486 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,821 (CHEERING) 487 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,659 -(CROWD CHEERING) -Dad, I did it! 488 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,156 I couldn't be prouder. Now smash some nerds. 489 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,829 Jocktopus! 490 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,917 (ROARING) 491 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,883 (CROWD SCREAMING) 492 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,337 (SNORING) 493 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,548 (MURMURING) 494 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:29,809 (SNORING) 495 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,649 (SIGHS, SNORES) 496 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,152 (SPLUTTERS) Huh? It's over? 497 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,025 Oh, thank goodness. 498 00:22:41,075 --> 00:22:45,625 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34855

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